Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 118 - Entrepreneur Guys with Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

We had Mike and Jesse on from Your Kickstarter Sucks on the show to talk about entrepreneurs. We also devolved into talking about Insomnia Cookies, my doctors, and Costco. But we did end up talking about some dumb guys' business ideas which included some AI productivity hacks and inventions that already exist Mike and Jesse are on patreon and they do my favorite podcast YKS There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST and I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I am your business associate, Brian, and Mr. Startup failures Chris James. Hi Chris. Yeah. Yeah, how many startup failures have you had? Okay Six, but I didn't know that we were gonna attack me so early. I listen I I'm an ideas man I get a lot of really good ideas and I'm an ideas man Okay. Yeah, all of your ideas are mine. No, I understand that you make that you make that very clear. Chris's video of the week has video the week featuring Chris. Yeah, you you're really really aggressive with that for anyone who doesn't

listen to the bonus episodes. I brought in a new segment called Chris's video the week. I of course have to send it to Brian the videos for him to play them That's just kind of format of the show and now he sort of says it's his segment That's right. I hit play so we brought on we're doing entrepreneurs We're gonna do inventors, but you know what inventors don't like to post their inventions. I'm telling you if I'm being honest Wait, we're not doing inventing guys. We're doing entrepreneur It doesn't fucking insane way to're doing entrepreneur. It doesn't matter. This is a fucking insane way to run a show.

No, it doesn't matter, Jesse. There's no prep. You don't have to do prep for it. Jesse, it's the same thing. You're like literally the same guy. Yeah, of course. I didn't know either. This is the first time hearing of it as well. You didn't know either? No, I thought we were doing inventor guys.

Nobody needs to know! He told me inventor guys. No, it didn't even know! He told me inventor guys. No, it would have been inventor by the way. It wouldn't have been adventure guys. It would have been an episode without the guys. Like the umpire. Why? Wait, why? Because sometimes you don't... They're not guys? Wait, what determines whether you put guys in the title or not?

I don't know. If it's the guy who's doing it, it's different, I suppose, in a way, versus people who are fans of something. Well, wait, hang on. It's so funny how you've invented your own categorization system. And I just want to be clear here.

I love it. I'm only speaking for Brian's perspective. I disagree with him entirely on this. I love it so much. I'm with you guys. That's like us doing Kickstarter stuff and it's like, well, we got to make something out of nothing here. What do we do? Miss the cut. It is. Look, it's a creative process and it's not fun unless you give yourself the little

restrictions and challenges to like where I totally get that. I'm just wondering, are you being 100% consistent with the way that you do it like where I totally get that I'm just wondering are you being a hundred percent Consistent with the way that you do it, so I'm looking at like with the naming conventions I am consistent hike so hiking guys with Libby Watson episode 102 you're saying those guys didn't hike No, no, no, I'm saying that you would say hiking guy like this is a good this guy's a hiking guy You know what I mean language wise like you want to say umpires umpires are their own you know Pire guy that I know you would say umpire Know what I mean major yeah, yeah, yeah, he's listen Jesse stop shaking your head

Stop shaking your head Okay Stop shaking your head 92 man guys with Merritt K. You're saying you would normally that's a man guy you would say that in the I literally thought of man guys before I even do what man guys. Okay. All right. All right guys enough of this Let's get into inventors Inventors don't post their things and the only other option that would have been is doing kickstarter kickstarter stuff What you guys we didn't want to do it the horse is dead and has been beaten to a bloody pulp by this point Yeah, we're gonna be in the same cities and this comes out way after that But we're gonna be in the same city and I don't want to get beat up by him. That's exactly right Yes, we would we would be we're very protective of our

Physical fight I do believe we could beat them up in a physical fight. I think it would be. Beat all three of you up in a fight. Yeah, I think that, well, I think you might struggle if you decided to turn on me in the middle of the fight, right? It'd be confusing. I'm not saying I'm the toughest guy,

but yeah, I don't think you could win three on one. But two v two, I think guys versus YKS, I think if we, you know, one of those creator clash kind of boxing man I don't know looking at the way you did that Apple over there. I think I'm liking my chances fairly Saving it for later I am so fucking tired and I have no time to do anything I literally forgot we're doing this episode and I tried to eat this apple as fast as possible I don't want to be eating it on mic though

No, I just eat them eat them. I cut them up I haven't eaten an apple like that like and you hear these fucking apple pussies Mike We can fucking destroy these guys Like that like and he's fucking apple pussies Mike Fucking say you cut your apples up dog Actually have my wife cut my apple up for me. I did for a long time, but now I do it myself That's why I went to our invention first and I saw this pose Entrepreneur I did don't worry He doesn't know he doesn't Chris doesn't know that they're recording an episode today

Brian doesn't know what the subject of the episode is I have all the information right Mike We got to carry this fucking thing. We got to do we got to do everything. Let's okay. Let's talk about this What's up with inventions like take it away They're crazy, too Okay, so here's an invention somebody came up with and posted that I kind of like I had the privilege to visit Turkey a few times that I kind of like. I had the privilege to visit Turkey a few times. They have a system called Ha Mom Bathing where they fill a big warm bucket of water and bathe you and wash your hair. The warm bucket of water feels amazing. The invention is multiple full buckets of water being poured out onto your body simultaneously or in succession at various speeds. It's also faster. You could technically bathe you in half the

time. So once you get the bucket treatment, you will no longer want your crappy spray nozzle shower head you are indoctrinated with. Yes, this is way more complicated. It might just be for wealthy homes or high comfort families. I'm a high comfort family. So this would be something you might go with a bucket shower. and what would and and the invention would be it's a some some sort of device that splashes you with huge amounts of water. I haven't figured out I could actually help this person I'm not going to. Yeah but how do you see it. You're standing in the tub.

There's a shower bar all the way around the ring and there's buckets like sort of on the ring and Then they dump at different time Over your body and then boom you've got yourself a shower if you're a high and could they could they be refilled Could there be a situation where they go up and then something is pouring into the pipe goes into them and refills it I really fills them with the warm water and then you're getting dumped with the buckets. I mean, it's a stupid sounding idea like in the beat, like when I first heard it, but it does sound that does sound kind of nice and it seems like it's a maybe a waste of

water though, right? Massage guys over here, like guys that go and get massages. That's the same thing. It's like you, I could never do something like I feel like Do I know what the episode is about today? I feel like I'm completely what the fuck are you talking about? It's like this idea. We're gonna look at some business ideas. Why are you talking about massage guys? He means he's Blaming somehow I wouldn't have a shot I would not do the Turkish shower thing where guys don't Yeah, you don't have any interest in going to a Turkish bathhouse no Anywhere where I'm naked. Yes, oh and it's like massage. It's like massage guys who like to get massaged

Yeah, guys who like to get massaged. Yeah, okay, okay taking a bath is like getting a massage got it We're getting bathed is like taking massage. He's just saying he doesn't want to have anybody else involved in the process which that makes sense I mean bathing is a I can handle my own bath. Yeah, like personal for a lot of people It's like eating an apple. It's like I don't need to have anyone else involved in me eating my apple I'll just eat the apple and I'll probably actually I'll finish it also also i'll be able to clear the whole apple you'll see the core afterwards Don't die Let's check in with some business ideas guys I drink combining protein and fiber I want to create a beverage that will combine protein and fiber It would mainly be catered to the weightlifting community that smart can also be targeting any customers interested in a healthy lifestyle

For the way catering don't cater at the fat slobs No real need no point. I think they're they're they're covered with stuff. They got enough stuff As a big guy I I I Think fiber is should be more targeted through two guys like me that go to the emergency room Yes, sometimes because they have constipation. I was gonna say Through two guys like me that go to the emergency room. Yes Edition hungryman XSL fiber editioners Right Brian recently went to the emergency room because he lied to his doctor over and over again When the doctor asked him questions, he didn't know the answers to so he just said yes instead of I don't know and then he ended up at the emergency room for seven hours

Only to find out you just need some more fiber. Yeah, okay Do you not do a lot of fiber right? No No, I do now. I'm fiber in it up. I mean fiber gummies. I'm drinking fiber drink. I'm fucking going crazy I'm I'm crapping constant. Yeah Did the doctor say that you should go crazy on Lost time There's no level of fiber you can have that's too much He was like he was like I'm 50 and I'm always eating fiber so

Do it however many times it says on the package and then I just do it double that many times smart So anyway, this guy's like I just always double it The for the weightlifting community needs such a high protein intake that is often very hard to meet adequate fiber intake. So if I'm able to get some fiber into a protein drink, so that is one very convenient and two, you think it knock out two birds with one stone. I mean, listen, I just want to say, I don't know how this stuff works because I'm an idiot, but I just think somebody has thought of this thing before. And so there's probably a drink that has fiber in it, of this thing before and so there's probably A drink that has fiber in it or if there isn't there's a reason for that. I would say I would say have you ever

done like the Metamucil Yeah, maybe a couple of times very rare. I have like 16 cups of it a day. Yeah But if you do the Metamucil you can't leave it just sitting there after you've poured the water in. It gets all sludgy. Yeah, it gets real sludgy. It automatically expands in the thing. So I think that the reason this doesn't exist is because there's no way to get fiber in

it that doesn't expand because scientifically, fibers supposed to expand and then I'm sure I'm just sure that this is not like some problem that nobody has considered in the weightlifting community. And then at the end he goes also another thing worth noting is that most American diets do not include enough fiber leading to digestive issues. So he's saying like guy like me a guy like me can have his drink. He's right about that, I think. I think that that is, that's correct, right?

That people are not eating enough fiber, generally speaking. Well, somebody does reply to him and says, not a bad idea, in my opinion. I buy Fairlife protein shakes. They have good shelf stability. Those are far. Those are good. Oh, yeah?

You guys like those ones? Well, are they, like, are like are they like pre-made? Yeah, they're pre-made, but they have taste they don't taste like a protein shake They taste like a chocolate milk or taste exactly like chocolate milk really great. It's Get some of those but of course you can only get a man Costco I'll bring them up. Yeah, but they're not they do they have them at Costco in Canada. Do you think maybe? Or a Costco membership for a second year in a row and have only been once so I could go there Maybe use that but I don't think you get yeah

Don't you don't need to bring it. I mean bring a couple of Toronto. They just a couple for me Honestly, that would be wanted we want the only reason I got a Costco membership is because I wanted to see what's going on inside there So me and my wife were like let's go get a membership and just see what's doing in there, but He's he's it is he is such a sort of like white trash kind of like Version of a guy who's like a highfalutin kind of dude. He's just like oh, yeah We just got a membership to Costco just to go just because just because everybody's always talking about how great it is yeah yeah it's good man I don't have anything there they have everything that's huge you see the size of the place there's just no way and it's very little empty space

The ones I'd be crazy to not have anything in there all crazy to rent out a space that large and pay for the Membership and then like three or four of you share it or whatever or you know you if you you know your sister or your Your daughter or something be like what do you want from Costco? Make a Costco run. And they give you the money for it. That's what people do around here too. You go on a Costco run or whatever. We used to do Costco shopping when I was a kid.

We ate so much, my brother and I, that we would go and actually shop at Costco. But yeah, so I used to love it. And Brian saying that they don't have anything, it's crazy, because that was the thing that stuck out was they had literally everything everything televisions genes they had food they had proportions That's not even that that's not really I know that that's like the book on Costco is like you have to have a huge family To benefit from it and okay

I guess if you're if you're insistent on buying like meat from Costco and you don't want to freeze it for whatever reason okay fine yeah you need if you're gonna take down 28 drumsticks maybe it would be nice to have a barbecue over instead of eating it for two people that's fine but like everything else I could do Ryan would do have no problem with a 28 drumsticks That's why I know I know you guys wouldn't do the apples They're god forbid, but I know but there's like what the fuck man these apples I have a friend that might be even listen to show that eats the core to hell no not done Yeah, I zane he's come up twice on show Billy goat. Hey, shut up to Zane Zane the Billy goat

He's come up twice on Billy goat. Hey, shout out to Zane Zane the Billy goat Just eats the core his parents taught him to eat the core. There's fiber in there Billy goat Zane is a good Billy Zane is a Actress really good. It's a really good name. Yes now a bidet with a camera. So, you know when you're clean now You're clean now as a we had this on the show Like a toilet lid a seat lid thing that had a camera on it or something or it was a mirror actually a mirror Yeah, you need a camera, but I guess nowadays everything with a technology Everyone wants to be looking at their phone and everything Check it'd be nice while you're shitting you're watching your YouTube video or whatever Yeah in the top right corner like I'll watch my kid on the baby monitor In the corner of the phone, but instead you got a monitor on your ass

The last thing I want to see is the poop coming out of my ass and there's good They're gonna find a way to put an ad on it You're watching a 30-second ad before you even get to see your turd Clean I just want to see if it's clean like seven of nine. Oh my god Your kids are banging on the door with daddy daddy. You okay? Just gonna fucking use a toilet paper Which is the way to do it. I don't want to look at a turd coming out of my butt.

So that was one idea. A lot of people were saying... I'm actually really surprised to hear that. You don't want to see it. I'm not saying I do. I'm saying it seems like something you would say. Nah, he's grossed out by that. I hate poop. And you guys know that. From my ring. my list of bodily

Yeah, puke is like the last I I'd be to be honest. I did myself barf It's because he's he shits so much and there's all these stories of him like shitting and like busting out fucking toilets at Establishments and getting banned for life. What would that make you more curious not less? No, I think he just I think now correct me if I'm wrong Brian here But I think there's maybe a little bit of shame surrounding What you've done to toilet sees? Every turd I don't want to see a turd ever that came out of my butt. It's disgusting. I hate them I there's a famous photo that did float around

float is a good There's a famous photo that did float around. Float is a good discord of one of Brian's shits that I guess like this one was so impressive that he got past this and he actually posted it and shared it and it is fucking football. Right. All I did shit a football out. Just think of the celebrity another riffin just think of the celebrity videos I predict some Kardashian will be the first to claim they were quote hacked and the video was leaked to some paywalled site

I don't think the Kardashians are gonna leak videos Kardashians are gonna leak videos and then take a crap Break the internet again with their ass and they know that their ass won't do it I'll probably do it and then claim they got hacked Probably turn into a fucking TV show I have to watch with my stupid wife off it somehow. Oh, I a fucking TV show I have to watch with my stupid wife. I'll probably try to make money off it somehow. I like this guy. He takes it seriously. While innovative, this bidet camera concept faces significant hurdles.

Privacy concerns alone would make many users uncomfortable, regardless of potential hygiene benefits. From a business perspective, you'd face regulatory challenges regarding personal recording devices and bathrooms. The market for this specific solution It's like a much smaller than you might expect. I think it's But yeah, I guess it would have to be in your own personal bathroom that you do not Allow anybody to use ever, right? Because yeah, that's a good point.

If it's like you have it in your bathroom. You can sign a waiver. Yeah, there's a waiver at the front of your guest bathroom just saying like, hey, you agreed to. Well, you know how sometimes people print out those little cute Etsy things? It's like, here's my wifi password and stuff like that. If you wanna get on the guest wifi, you could have that.

And just like, hey, just so you know, if you use the bathroom in here, I will be recording the shit coming out of your ass Posting it on live leak. Yeah, you could be that's what happened to Hulk Hogan What was happened to be there right? Yeah, that's essentially what happened to Hulk Hogan honestly Yeah, the cameras just happened to be there and he's doing fine. So Happened to us. Yeah, everybody really likes him. You know, that's right. One thing about him. He walks out there and people are like, yeah, it's all cooking integrity. He has integrity. He does. I have two things here that are roughly the same, but there's an escalation in them.

And it's incredibly stupid. This is one of the dumbest thing Deadliner an AI that makes that fakes pressure. So you actually work a Productivity tool that creates fake urgent situations AI generated consequences and even fabricated human interactions to manipulate You into getting things done Wow I liked it the procrastinator's brain, yeah. That could be kind of. I like this idea. I really do like this idea, yeah. He goes, how it works. You input a task, for example, finish pitch deck,

write 10 page paper. Deadliner creates a fake, but convincing slack thread from your boss or professor asking how it's going. AI emails you, you get CC'd on, that say things like, we need this by EOD, let me know if you're stuck. That's the end of it. So how do you, but you,

but you have to know that it's fake, right? Because if it's too convincing enough that you believe it's real, then you would respond to the emails. Yeah, but it's like anything else. It's like these chat bot girlfriends we all have now. You know what I mean? It's like yeah, obviously. I know she's not real, but I still want to make her happy You know I still want to tell her you know I come to my hand like I she told me to and all that stuff

And it's like that's I know it's not real But I make it real because that's what I needed from this in that moment. You know what I'm saying. It's psychological. It's well. It's philosophical This reality is what you make it now. Right. True. A countdown timer with simulated consequences. If not done by 5 p.m. This will audit.

This will be auto submitted to your team. A fake assistant Sam from Ops that checks in every hour with guilt trippy updates like legal's asking for it again. Oh crap. Damn it. Deadliner could work because people don't need reminder. They need pressure. Traditional tools are boring.

This one hacks behavior by simulating urgency. It turns stress into a game, making procrastination productive. I'm aware that it would not work for everyone, but it doesn't have to. I don't think it'll work for anyone. This type of person I hate the most by the way. The other people I feel like they're like doing some stupid invention or whatever like some dumb idea that they had more than anything whereas this person is just like This is a thing he really wants, is thinking of like this is an app that I could possibly use to make money using AI

to like pressure people into working harder. This guy sounds like a real proper dickhead to me. It's dystopian, but I do think they're right that if you would download this, it would work on you. So like, I don't think they're wrong. I think the person exists that this is for. Yeah, I just, to me it's, I guess, hard to wrap my head around the idea

of somehow convincing yourself that the Urgency and pressure was real. I just don't know like I think you would have to be on some kind of like drugs or something or something that would like Disassociate from reality because otherwise wouldn't you just sort of? But this is us like we're at the point in our lives where we're old enough and we have enough freedom Thanks to mr Trump and we're and we're flexible enough with our work that even if someone did tell us to do something and they could they actually Had an expectation that we would do it we would still tell them to go fuck themselves because

That's like that's our negative for the for that's right today exactly That's our negative. That's our bad personalities But like the other people who live in the world where there are people telling them what to do and they're like oh shit I better do that This is like price is totally perfect for them if they don't have oppositional defiant disorder. This is actually Application for them. Yeah, that's why I hate it then I guess even more as this guy's like he's really he's kind of got something that Someone might actually use yes, yeah a company would use but I think in his mind you're buying it for yourself You know what I mean like yeah, yeah, this guy goes this sounds fun actually like an office simulator brought to life

Oh, that sounds fun Simulator I do think of as being associated with fun. Yeah, that's kind of fun, man. The idea of like being put under pressure to complete work. I mean, is there anybody who thinks that's fun? I guess. Yeah, I think he's looking at it as like the euro truck simulator guy. But you're driving around in the truck, but you wouldn't think it would be fun. And I think that in his mind is like well people do stuff All the time that you wouldn't think would be fun Yeah, so this guy goes biggest question do enough people want this would they pay for it now I?

Believe I have to have to scroll way down, but there is an escalation in this that I found that I think is Really did something yeah, I got a crazy stupid idea There is an escalation in this that I found that I think is really something. Yeah, I got a crazy stupid idea. Will you pay for it? Make Elon your boss problem. Most people struggle with motivation, accountability and productivity. They set big goals, but fail to follow through without a strong push. They get distracted, procrastinate or lose focus solution.

What if Elon Musk was your boss? This AI powered email system keeps you accountable by sending personalized emails from quote Elon, parentheses not real, asking about your progress and pushing you to do more. It's like having a high performance CEO in your inbox, challenging you to work harder and stay focused. Doesn't he have those issues that you're describing

where he loses focus on like one particular thing? Yeah, that's why his interests are so varied with the Boring Company and his other ventures. Successful financially, obviously. He's like has so much money and stuff. But yeah, like I know that the cyber trucks I was reading about how they're not really selling at all. People are not buying these cyber trucks.

And it's funny. It's funny because I talked to Jesse when, when I was in Nashville and said like, we're getting it. We're probably going to get a new car soon. I think I'm getting an electric and EV. And you were like, if you don't have a house, don't buy an EV because you can't charge it. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. But I think Mr. Musk is going to come up with something for that. I think there's something where you can um I Saw recently he was working on invention where you there's something they can put on the outside of the cyber truck where if someone throws a rock At it it can suck the rock in and turn that into juice for the battery Which could be really I think as we move as we move forward here into the next couple of years that could really Drive for weeks you never have to plug in yeah, there's one in my neighborhood, and I've seen this guy was this little guy was Was driving and he was uh

This is only for me by the way, too This he is loading in with his family taking some pieces of wood out of the cyber truck And he was just this like little guy driving this big cyber truck And I was just walking by with my baby and my dog and I just said, hey you guys need a little help over there? You know? And they just thought I was being so friendly. They're like, no, no, it's fine.

I was like, hey, have a good day, you know? But in my mind I was mocking them so much. That feels good. It's like when your kid brings their friends over and they're kind of goofing on you and you know it but you have to be like oh you know that doesn't happen to me. That doesn't happen to me of course. We also have kids that respect you. That's great.

It could happen to DB perhaps I guess but Brian can you do you have any instances of you getting goofed on by? I don't think they're goofing They're just being like smart asses because they're probably stoned on weed and yeah coming in and they're like I don't like that You let them into your home you let them into your home Until it's over till it's out of your system I'll wheel out the dark side of the moon and you can watch it but after that I expect you to be sober Yeah, when you so when you stop looking absolutely blown away by that right?

I'm gonna smoke all your guys's joints just so you know how it Like my school of parenting just look cool to you Just look cool to you. That's so cool now, isn't it? There was that thing when I was growing up, as so many kids, their dad made them smoke like two packs of cigarettes because they caught them smoking. Like you sit down and you smoke all these cigarettes right now. It's like, I don't think that's teaching a lesson. I mean, I would have loved it. I'd be like let's do this thing I gotta take my kid to the hospital jokes on me

Yeah, how it works sign up subscribe to receive daily or weekly emails from AI generated Elon Get challenged emails ask about your progress push you to do more remind you to stay focused reply and stay accountable You can respond track progress and give follow-ups that adjust your work habits So the first guy goes, but what if I stop unsubscribe the mail if I'm a procrastinator Then I can easily unsubscribe from the email Yes, I'll find your business model. Oh, what if I don't want to do any work I Would know I don't unsubscribe to anything work. Now what? I would know. I don't unsubscribe to anything.

So I get a lot of email. Wait, what? You guys saw my inbox. Somebody saw my inbox recently. I showed it on the screen. I just don't unsubscribe because it's too much work. And I like getting the, it's like getting a little recommendation.

I need access to your email and your computer. It sounds like it would be trivial to get I honestly don't I'm the same way I can't really judge Brian cuz I'm the same way. I'm checking my email and right now my box. I have 2800 no, what are you doing? He's came in my inbox and now look I own them. Yeah, those are his type-o negative Airpods Yeah, those are his type-o negative air pods. They're not officially licensed by type-o negative. No, they're custom in the sense that some guy painted them those two colors and then sent them to Brian marked up about 1000% or whatever. And they targeted Brian in his inbox saying saying hey, you're a dipshit

You probably want these am I like yeah, I want them yesterday Two to three days who knows what I'll be doing by then I Think it's a really good idea perhaps you've got the ability to pick your boss before you begin like in a video game It could be a made-up boss Steve Jobs or a famous life coach or Elon like you said I just think having an Elon centered app would put a lot of people off when actually the concept of the app is awesome I'm not sure if you're following the news But you know, I'm sure we really want to have it associated with the app right now And people start fucking smashing the app and spinning on the app and people hate him so much now that lie

Yeah, buddy. You should come up here He's gonna go up to Canada and see how hated he is. Yeah, you are. He's just trying to extend humanity's lifespan, dude, by taking us to Mars. Yeah, by taking us to Mars, or possibly just taking him and all of his children from the sounds of it.

Sounds like a win-win. Sounds like he might have a huge amount of that. We should all be like, yeah, you should go, man. Yeah, dude, honestly, you go. You bring your boys. You go there. Go with your boys. Set it up for us. Set it up, and we will honestly, like, we're going to get some shit set up on our end,

and then we will be there very soon. I got to clean up the house before I get in the spaceship, but then I'll be right on. You can lean into the Gamify concept as well. As you develop good habits wins and make progress You can start having shareholders on your back employees You have to manage etc all things to keep you motivated accountable and making things happen Okay, so now it's sort of turning a little bit into like a actual big

big like a superstar like star business guy simulator kind of now like you've got Yeah, you're like pretending you're like bigger now you're a CEO or whatever and you have this shit Yeah, that's kind of a cool thing now. This is fun This is having like the same entry-level job But then the app makes you think that you're a CEO and you have to get your entry level job or shit. Yeah. I mean, you're right. If, if, if somebody owned a company and put this on their servers or whatever, it might work for some people without telling it. You know what I mean? It seems like a good pressure device. I think you have to tell them. I don't know. I don't think you could just do this as a business and have these fake people putting fake pressure on your I think

There's some ethical They would find out at some point when they tried to email their progress report and it like bounced back because the person doesn't exist Jesse Person to play each role and Okay, my fault here's an interesting question for all entrepreneurs that I found on our Entrepreneur hey Brian is your is your window open? Oh, yeah. Why is the sound open? No, it's just a window the wind is blowing in the Day it's nice. I have my window open to be honest because it's kind of No, no, it's fine. It's like breathe in the air

It's an interesting choice because now I can line up anybody anybody walking by is gonna be able to hear you Recording he's up high. I'm up high. What floor are you on? I bet that well, I'm on the second floor, but I'm in the back of the house two floors You know I'm saying I mean the back of the house So anybody like skulking around in your backyard could like easily If it's happening and fine Steve my maintenance man is on the roof right now, maybe he's hearing it Oh my god, Steve. Shout out to Steve Is on the roof right now. Maybe he's hearing it. Oh my god Steve shout out to Steve

Stay safe up there. I mean yeah, that's the last thing we want on on this episode to go fire He got a gut buster and he literally Honestly really good like Came out that like we need we need Steve to survive the fall and I need him to say what happened was so damn good promo for your show that would be I fell off the roof when I finish him when I finished I'm gonna go out there and talk to you with them about roofing because I was a roofer for three months let me go out there how's the roofing going that's cool hey what's a new in the end ask him like like what's up? No, I

Did that with the cable guy like that last time the cable guy came here I was such a pain in the ass because I was just saying stuff so that he knew I knew about a job You know what I mean? Yeah, not real access three broadband. Oh, it's not a coax. Is that a coax? Or are you gonna do RG six or RG11 to the house? That's interesting. Because usually for RG11 you want it to be a way longer drop. Like just talking to the guy about like... And I know how annoying it is because I used to hate it when the homeowner would follow

me around the house. That's why you gotta do it. Yeah. That's why you got to do it. Yeah. That's why you got to do it to them. The guys that would follow you around the house the whole time and just what are you doing there? What are you doing there? I actually do. I think that that's completely defensible behavior. I think if you're, I don't, I don't think it is. It's better. I don't think that that's good it depends I

guess if you're if you have a genuine concern that they're like doing something and you want to go and make sure like oh no you know make sure you don't watch that or whatever that's why would you just let some weird guy in your house like to do whatever he wants just because he has a name tag on it's a cable you're hiring I'm not paying him but the cable company is he's a cable you're hiring hiring. I'm not hiring him. I'm not paying him, but the cable company is he's a You have to some level of trust in society. He's an insured. I don't have any trust. Yeah, look an oath He took it. Oh, he took a Hippocratic oath I will do my duty to be the best

It's my honor. I will do my duty to be the best I've heard what I've never heard and a story of a cable guy acting in a bad way On this podcast. I would be concerned with a cable guy is showing up to your house high on pit What do you worry is high on pills are gonna drive up on top of your Corvette? Maybe I'm just being paranoid. That was just something that happened. It's an anomaly. I'm just being paranoid that was just something that happened it's an anomaly I'm not oh yeah I mean the only other time something weird happened was when I was trying to get fired that I oh shit I I bent my butter knife in the crash okay I kept losing tools and they were like listen you lose another screwdriver

You know we're gonna have to write you up So I brought a butter knife because I lost my screwdriver and walked around with butter knife So this guy asked a good question because I'm curious a knife wielding stranger is in my house. I guess I Around I guess I let him go into my kids room Well now your kids in the room we don't even want your us cable guys Don't even want your kids. You're not one of the cable. You don't get to say us cable guys Meetups you don't need to be worried about this guy being in your house. Jesse. This is this cable guys names quiber You can see on his name tag. It says quiber

He's obviously not a danger you can see he's basically falling asleep on your couch sure And the point I couldn't keep up with him anyways. He's just as fast as electricity, so I wouldn't even be able to keep One guy shocks shock yourself one time and then also I did a few things weird But it wasn't that crazy, and it was annoying when the guy was asking me questions and stuff You know what I mean if if quiver came to my house. I would follow him around it would depend it would depend You know somebody comes in your house as an older cable guy the trustworthy kind of guy That's different like me his thing, but if quiver came over like genuinely like

noticeably high on pills with a fucking butter knife and was like, yeah, where's your fucking, yeah, like I would be like, all right, I'm going to keep an eye on this guy. We did a drill stuff or like, I do understand if I was noticeably high, I don't think I was. I was very good at being high on pills. Yeah, most people do think that, right? Yeah, I think when you're under the influence, you often have an idea that nobody knows.

But yeah, and then a guy would be out there like hacking cables through the house and like drilling holes in the house and stuff. I can understand it, but again, I wasn't high. I was just a normal guy. Well, I was high, but I wasn't even high on anything crazy. You know what I mean? It wasn't marijuana high on anything crazy. You know what I mean? It wasn't marijuana

Mm-hmm it was Pills yeah, which is more you can zero in on stuff on pills a lot easier That's why a lot of top performers do abuse narcotics At what point do crime organizations start to threaten you organizations start to threaten you? Reassure you I don't watch that many drug related movies But seriously if you're in a big city and your business starts booming Especially in an industry where there's a lot of mafia or gang activity They might reach out and try to interfere with your operations. What revenue would trigger their attention, you know

When you're starting a business, this is one of those Yeah, you should protect your racket a good when you're starting a business. This is one of those good things Yeah, you should get action right it right. What level do I want to stay under their radar? Yeah, I think a lot of people think of this from a different standpoint like taxes or whatever You know just as far as that but you this person is saying at what level am I gonna have an Italian guy show up and? Ask for me for money? Yeah, wait restaurants doing pretty good That we deal with who's you know life is very much a movie and is living inside of a movie and All of his sort of ideas and stuff

Movies, so he's just like picturing like if I start a business. Oh, wait a second fuck Lacosa Nostra will show up Pachinos coming to my house. You know what it reminds me of is The the the way that conservatives think about like counterterrorism Where it's like they think that there's like a Jack Bauer guy like cutting the red wire Yeah, yeah stuff like that kind of thing. It was like the multiple guys who killed been loud and over the years. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're making decisions every day to protect us. It's like no, they're not they're mostly sitting at a desk or like Parked somewhere beating off or something. They don't do anything. I don't think there's nothing wrong with sitting at a desk all day

I think there's a lot of wrong with parking somewhere and beating off And that much zeroed in on two things these guys do that was not a good choice I don't think you're supposed to beat off in your car I'm gonna say no beating off in a car unless it's in the garage. What if you're at the park right? That's a bad place Beating off in a car unless it's in the garage. What if you're at the park right? That's a bad place Yeah, there are a few parks here where people suck Yeah, there's one by the hell like there's a park here where people constantly are like reviewing and be like there's guys jacking off Yeah on the trails and stuff I think it's considered bad and probably even illegal to go out in public and jack off in your car

A pickle park and everybody knew about it when I was growing up guys would be sucking each other off at this part But what if you had a real raised up truck if your truck is really raised up? Nobody can see inside no one can see I think that's different You got good tint job raised up tires monster truck kind of situation right? We already talked about monster trucks a couple weeks Yeah, we talked about monster trucks a couple weeks ago. You get sucked off in a monster truck. You can get sucked in a monster truck or jack off while you're driving a monster truck and I think that's perfectly fine because who's going to see you? An airplane, a Skytrain maybe in Vancouver.

That's why I got a cyber truck because you can get sucked off in a cyber truck and nobody can see. Nobody wants to look at it. That's a great thing about that. Somebody commented this on social media And it is true is that the you never do you never see anybody in a passenger seat of a Cybertrucker? I've never seen it not one single time. I've seen the image where there's somebody in their heads in the fucking lap of the guy I was I was thinking about this like last weekend. I was Walking down the street, and you know those slingshot car. Yeah, I've seen

And they play music So yeah fucking loud in yeah, then it's ridiculous that and like the the big gold wing type Honda Motorcycles where they're blasting like the allman brothers or some shit on it It's so funny. I've got a guy Joe brah One of those the other day listen to rappers delight But then the typical fair I suppose New jitters. Yeah, I looked like a biker too. He looks like a biker. He's listen to rappers delight driving down Interesting set every every time you see that there if there's somebody in a passenger seat

They're both staring straight forward because they can't hear each other talk Don't know why two people would ever go out in one of those things like what kind of date is that you know? Well, you looked at them and it burned a memory of them in your brain, which is their entire purpose for living on planet earth They're like what I got drive around and be annoying? That's what it is. Yeah, perfect. I mean, that's the neighborhood I live in. It's like, they have signs all over the place

that say like, hey, don't rev your engines here. That would be, it would be very kind of you not to rev your engines all night. Rung, rung. It's like, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? I'm dealing with a dirt bike kid right now, Brian. He's going up and down the street.

I'm plotting his demise. Are You're gonna kill a job. I Think I might yeah, it's a well-timed stick in the spokes and flying I saw a cut family from like another neighborhood said some there's this guy that rides down the street here doing a wheelie all day down the street here doing a wheelie all day. It's so funny. On a bike? It's so funny to do. You're driving on the same strip of road over and over and over again, like a fucking, like a gerbil on a fucking, God, it's so funny.

He's just up and down doing wheelies the whole time. And like, there was, he does it on the sidewalk sometimes, which I hate. I get really mad about that. I'm really protective of the sidewalk. That's Brian Stillman. That's right. I'm protective of the sidewalk. And then there were some people behind about that. I'm really protective of that's still mean. That's right I'm protective of the sidewalk and then there were some people behind me They were like we ought to stick a spoke in his wheel

Walk around and find out this guy goes well, that's complicated organized crime members are basically small business Entrepreneurs who are constantly looking for cracks in the system and things to exploit the New York mob made money in like 20 different ways this guy's a real mob Like mob the mob respect there is Jack did Guy shows up. Yeah, he's just like you listen That's just they're finding a different way of doing basically the same It's very complex sort of shit and it's like they are very yeah I I love these old-school guys who are just like they have this idea that they still might get into the mafia possibly oh yeah I wanted

to be in the mafia so bad I'm not Italian no no. No? No. Hey, how's it going? But I did want to be in the mafia. It's offensive. I tried to start a mafia when I was in school. That's how, of course, famously how the violence gangs started, kind of. Well, Boys in the Hood started the violence gang in a way, because I saw it, and I was like, I want to get in a gang. But yeah, but you didn't start the gang,

just to be clear, you weren't in charge of the gang. I was the leader, I was actually the leader. No, who was the leader? What was the guy's name who was actually the leader? Me and Aaron had a power struggle over there. Aaron, Aaron was the leader. And you know Aaron, cause I've never heard one story of Aaron being held down

and given purple nurples for 40 minutes by the other people in the gang, and I just don't think Brian and doing nipple stuff for 40 minutes at a time Bellybutton number one sorry bellybutton. Yeah, sorry they did bellybutton Think that like I think if you're the leader of a gang I'm not saying that it's like not gonna happen a little bit of time after the the crew this happened after the bellybutton thing Okay, I told you it was happening my early 20th The violence gang was in your early 20s. No that was in school, and it's not a gang

It was just you were in school in your 20s. Yeah, well what's going on? Yeah, oh you some kind of value, but I told some people in my early 20s that I don't like people touching my belly button I don't look at it belly buttons, and I don't like people touching my belly button I don't look at it belly buttons and I don't want to touch a belly button I want anything to do with a fucking belly button But sometimes they put me on fool Nelson and stick their finger in my belly button That is a different time. I just think when I was in what you call a violence game, which is just my friend Yeah for us it was just a boy violence happen sometimes? Yeah.

Hey we walked around too. We call this a walking around gang as well. I mean fuck. Thank you. We did all kinds of stuff. We played Mortal Kombat 3. That's violent. By the way.

In a tournament. Fucking just soaked in violence. Yeah that's all you're just like, oh let's learn some new moves we can do on some old lady outside the grocery store. I've heard about it. All you're just like, oh, let's learn some new moves we can do on I've heard about a baby Oh double flawless friendship my buddy did in a tournament knocked the fucking best guy jacai was like At putt putt and my friend was the best at quarter flash And he fucking knocked that guy out of the tournament with a double flawless friendship and everybody lost their fucking mind. It was one of the great days of my life.

It wasn't me that did it, but it was, I just loved it. You were there to witness it. I was doing drugs at the time. I wasn't in the tournament. Yeah, I've heard it. I've heard about a campground that came, that came by to that at H a, I don't know what that is. Hell's angels.

Hell's angels came by to ask if he was interested in a business deal The idea was that they could hold their meetings near the lake in private the business owner told them no and they were okay with Nice hey, honestly, this sounds kind of nice. I mean if that's the case like hey Hey, well a little protection there. Hey, no. All right, sounds good, no problem. Good luck with your business. Okie dokie. All right, guys, let's go. We work. Yeah, that's not usually how it works, I feel like.

He's like, dang it. Oh, it was so nice. They had the picnic tables all set up. Yeah, I would have loved to have it here. How fucking beautiful is the lake though, I mean. Beautiful lake, oh. We'll find you another place, bud. They might be Canadian Hells Angels. They might be Canadian Hell Hells Angels because we do have a lot of Hells Angels

here in Canada and they do sound that sounds like the sort of politeness of the of us. We're sort of more famously a little more polite. Right. You know, yeah. Oh, yeah. This guy goes, it just depends. And the pinball and arcade space, for instance, Mike, I fix pinball machines. There are legit people and some not so legit. If you leave them alone, they usually leave you alone.

But I got warned off of working on some machines for a vendor with questionable partners. I would expect- Just leave them alone. It's nice having them around, honestly. It's like you leave them alone and they'll leave you alone. You know, I love that sort of talk too. I mean, I think everyone's been guilty of it a little bit maybe, but it's really loser

kind of talk in my opinion, where it's just like, they're kind of cool. You know, they're not bad. They're not doing anything bad to me. And it's like, but some of them are doing bad stuff to other people. You're saying you want to use Chris, are you saying right now you want to confront the hell's angels? Is that what you're saying on the show you should be sure what I'm saying right now You'll be at the live show in Toronto, and it's a yes This comes out after the live show in Toronto, so yeah, hey, this is a message to the Toronto I'm just kidding around and all the hells angels show up with with one apple apiece Chris's worst nightmare Used to come to the comedy club that I performed that I mentioned and they were really it was this place in New Westminster

Called Laughlines comedy club and they would show up like halfway through The show and then stay like they didn't care when there was two shows in the night like 8 and 1030 and they would just show up at like 9 15 and stay there in between the two shows and then for like some of the other show in the beginning and they were really really rude and because they didn't really care they were just like and I remember all of the there was so much of this Talk from like comics and stuff like it's kind of cool. They listen. They're totally fine You know they you leave them alone you show them respect and it's like well They're not really showing that much respect to the venue. They're showing up like whatever they want and leaving whatever they want They're showing up like whatever they want and leaving whenever they want

But yeah comics how many comics do you think claim to have ties to the Hells Angels because of that? Because of that laugh lines club that yeah, like well, yeah, I'm like, I guess I'm sort of a hang around That's an actual term in biker played at a Hells Angels club the other night. Yes Say that like it's. And it wasn't. By any means was it. It was just like a regular club that they would happen to go to sometimes. That's all that it was.

The Hells Angels guys cutting the ribbon on the opening of Last Times for the New Westminster. They love jokes. They love it. They love physical comedy. Yeah, but again, yeah. much respect to the Hells Angels. The Hells Angel Improv Theater would be... Here's a question somebody asked which I think is really interesting. I think this could

be a service for our listeners. What's the best way to make a thousand to $5,000 in one month besides having your nine to seven regular job and doing this in a realistic way that is possible and legal I'm putting together a list of ways to make money quickly and I'm looking for good suggestions to add thanks so yeah make a thousand dollars a month shit yeah I don't know what would be a good way to make $1,000 in a month? Does anyone know? This guy does not want to work his nine to seven job. That is long hours. Sounds like he's up against the wall a little bit. Yeah.

That's a long hours. That's 10 hours by my estimation there. And I think that, but making a thousand dollars in a month is obtainable. Like it's not one of those things where it's like, you need some crazy get rich quick scheme. You could do it through legal means. Yeah, but getting rich quick, now that you say it,

getting rich quick does sound pretty good, actually. Yeah, do you know how to- That's the scheme I want. You got a line on that? Maybe let's get him, you just get 100,000 and then you stash it away and then, yeah. All right, yeah, forget this $1,000 business. Let's just go all the way up to the top, guys. While we're in there might as well

I'll get rich, huh? Well, here's some ideas run out your assets It could include anything of use eg camera car garage bike house room or anything like hello Swimly account here I come Are you guys DB on swimly or yeah, we're pool hopping on swimly you're on swimly. Yeah, I got my thing posted up on swimly and Sometimes I'll do double double shift it even I'm actually banned from swimly I had diarrhea in the last two weeks, so I'm off of swimly for a little while, but they don't check that I can get you back in if it was it depends, but it was a self-report I don't let them know

We talked about an Airbnb on a bonus show that said that the hours for the pool were after five o'clock Because they rent it out swimly from nine to five So funny man, and they were just like, should we complain? And it's like, yes. Renting out your assets is, in my opinion, one of the craziest ideas for making money. I would never consider it. I guess I don't have all these assets.

But the idea of just like, oh, let somebody use my car or whatever, it just seems like such a. It's a very depressing concept Yes, it feels like there should be a lot of things that you do before you start doing that in my opinion Sell your shit if it's really well Yeah, I would say I like selling stuff Yeah, but I mean if you're right sure yeah You're mostly thinking of all of the shit like Legos you have in your fucking house for some reason.

I have to get rid of so many Legos now. We discussed it. You're donating the Lego. Remember? You're not selling it. Okay, this guy, freelancing. Performing a skill that you have for a proper fixed fee. Or three online courses or tutoring if you're skilled in something or no or have studied or completed a certain education Which you can teach then you that can be used to teach someone for a proper fee for drop job It's called a job guy with a bachelor's degree in a teaching certification going god. I just can't what am I fucking do I need $1,000

Drop shipping can be one but many people are already behind it, but still it can be done no Yes, it can Jesse we We do drop shipping we've done drops, and you can make we can make it we made a thousand dollars off of it Yeah, no, it's definitely people what we made a thousand dollars off of it. Yeah People what we made I don't want to break into my house talking about your way. Are you talking about your merch? Yeah Drop shipping as a business is a little different than what is it? What is it? What is it? Dropshipping is where you set up a front for a business like on Etsy or Amazon and you buy something And then resell it without it coming to you first. So like a lot of times people will be,

like I'll see. That's a terrible business. Like on Reddit, you know, if you're looking at Reddit all the time, maybe you see that people will be like, hey, the buyer asked that I don't include an invoice in the box and that I like cross out my business name and I ship it directly to an address

that's not on their profile. That's because those guys are drop shipping it. And then they're also maybe mail forwarding, freight forwarding it to different countries and stuff as well. So they'll put a markup on something and then just send it across. Like if you bought it from Target or whatever.

Like on ads you'll see that this is a drop shipping company that's like doing a drop shipping thing. People do that shit, yeah they'll buy it on like, you guys can't do it anymore, but like Tmoo or whatever, right? And then they'll just resell it at Whatever the thing is and yeah, okay, so I was just thinking we ship things that we do during a drop No, that's great. That's terrific. That's good. And that's and that's

That's good. And by the way, shut up. We are not gonna be using Shopify anymore. Fuck Shopify We're done using Shopify and their AI asses and a lot of other reasons, too We've learned about they're just an awful group run Yeah, we're done. We're not using we're not using Shopify anymore and Brian isn't aware of this But we do we're gonna be doing it in a different way. So fuck shop. I don't care I don't care what website you do on. Yeah number five. This is a really good one for everybody. Okay Well website you do it on yeah number five. This is a really good one for everybody, okay? Selling photographs or videos on shutter stock that's a good idea you took and are of great quality

There are many more if you observe more good luck, so yeah Look I got what a thousand pictures on your phone just fucking put that up there Yeah, you get a couple dollars per pick, and then you're back in the black big time Yeah, that's there is because the people there's a real premium on getting all the photographs There's still a lot of people doing it all the time every single day love photos Yeah, there's a reason why everyone takes a million photos every day. It's cuz I love them So is there a whole photo frame industry I forget Yeah, is it like actually the best thing you could ever hang on a wall? Let me think about that for a second. Yeah, why aren't we cashing in on that?

Yeah, this person says if you've got some money to invest which He's almost putting the cart before the horse a little bit. Yeah Got that money. Yeah, I would just say put it towards that thousand dollars, right? I would always advocate for purchasing a business that's already earning a passive income That's what I've been doing for the last 14 years and it's worked really well for me I started with one then gradually build it up and sold it for a higher price then bought another and so on and so so Which is my down though if you can find a small business where the family is dealing with like a personal tragedy or whatever,

you can kind of get in there and swoop. Yeah, it's called the swoop. It's called the swoop technique. And you just want to swoop in there, and then you can get it for a very low price and then sell it for much higher. Car wash and laundromat, those are the two best things you can do if you want to be a business guy, that's just

Straight your man is so scummy dude laundry man. I know expensive It's such a fucking and it's let's every time you go in there. It looks like it all bombed out It looks like a fuck. Oh disaster area Fucking fake plywood walls everywhere and cameras looking at you and shit You haven't an issue in the fucking outrun machine doesn't work no Chris Oh, generally this is a When I was in LA because I was gone for two weeks I was like I'm going to do laundry at a laundromat so when I searched I searched hipster laundromat

Maybe there's a cool one Where it's a club? It's a club. Yeah Why did you want that like why what was in your mind does exist in Brooklyn when I lived up there? there was like a place that was like a Place it was like a half laundromat half like a restaurant or something right food You wanted it to be like you wanted it to be a whole vibe or what I wanted it to be a whole Vibe I wanted to be very fun Yeah, do you didn't find it though? You should do your own laundromat dude. I will plus you can wash your clothes there for free

I'm telling him to do stupid shit cuz he'll believe it You're totally fine on this because that if it involves a bunch of work to get it done, you're all right. If you could just put it as... Set up your laundromat and then play episodes of your show at the laundromat. It's free advertising. Oh, hang on a second. Can you have video like at Wahlbergers or whatever?

Wahlbergers has episodes of their reality show playing on the TV. That's so. Yeah, yeah. That's a really, really good marketing strategy. Yeah. Here's a good one. This person goes, whenever I set something, this is a different guy, and he's just letting people know he has an idea.

I think you guys are going to like this idea. Whenever I set something in the calendar, like a reminder or a meeting, I often forget about it. The calendar only gives a notification, so if I'm not using my phone or if I set something in the calendar like a reminder or a meeting, I often forget about it. The calendar only gives a notification, so if I'm not using my phone or if I'm lost in social media, I probably don't see it. As a result, I've missed tons of meetings. Oh, looking at websites.

I'm thinking of creating a calendar app that rings an alarm or at least vibrates to notify me of an event or meeting. I'd love to know if you think this idea is valid and if you have similar experiences or stories I'd love to hear them. Wait doesn't that on the iPhone that you can get a center of mind? If you're looking at the sites though it doesn't pop pop up This guy's got a Windows machine and an Apple Well, but sometimes if you're really looking at your site you just swipe it You can set it you can set the alert click it off click it off cuz you're looking at the yeah So it's just squacking off. I know Yeah, I don't think I could be wrong here, but I think that

This thing exists, and it's on literally every single person's phone already Yeah, this guy goes I have no idea if it's viable or not, but I'm with you What would be perfect is a very low power OLED screen? with extremely low refresh rate and a minimal design that would just display a full-size Calendar and upcoming appointments slap it on my refrigerator and good to go Yep, which is ironic because I could also pull my always accessible phone out and check my calendar But I never do this way whenever you're at the fridge you can open it up and say oh fuck I missed a meeting this morning

Yeah, I don't understand how that is a fucking solution So this guy goes this is real as fuck. Please do it and he goes. Yeah, sure We'll notify you when it's ready for launch So people are saying this is a good idea. So maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe maybe this Maybe it doesn't exist. No, you're fucking right. They're called reminders on the iPhone and you can see reminders to go off. And if it like if you're not holding your phone then you're not like what do you expect? I need somebody to come over to my house. Right. You know what I mean? Like well they have they have door dash and so it's

not actually that crazy to think why can't somebody come to my house and like yeah I might be sleeping and it might be hard to wake me up But why can't they go the extra mile bang bang bang bang? Maybe knock on my neighbor's door and like see if the neighbor has my phone number or something like that Yeah, why don't somebody why doesn't why won't someone help me? Why won't somebody come over to my apartment, pull the fire alarm? Has anybody else noticed that nobody's waking us up

for work? Right. What the hell? This guy goes, at first I thought this is what most apps already do. Correct. Moron, stupid ass. First thought is always wrong.

Let's kill him. But the more I think about it, the more I realize none of them are doing it. Well, a colleague's iPhone just flashed in a meeting as a notification. And it made me think how it would be great if you could have an app or plugin that interrupted whatever you were doing with a stronger user modified notifications, sound, vibration, light flashing banner pop up. Oh, I need, I need my phone to start jumping off of the table and flipping around. I need I need the shit to go crazy. I needed to hook into the sound system of wherever I am and start screaming at me. Yeah, that's this is really this is what's happening to people

though is general of course happening to all of us where you're just like so reliant on all of this stuff that you're like yeah, why don't they have something that will? Sound Fuck am I doing this? This day and age I I'm still fucking literally cleaning off my own asshole. There's poop on there. What the hell I? Mean for the phone thing you could have remember the the boxing glove on a Spring thing right? Punch that yeah, but right in the face. It's time for a meeting. It's time for a meeting something

I mean yeah, like it's just I just I don't think I think what these people want is Or what these people should want is maybe just like a little bit of a better work ethic or a little bit more focus Yeah, but don't I don't want deaths don't like that. Ah, nobody that I don't like this guy. I'm on my phone. Look at sites It's one thing to be like like but you're on you're saying that you're on your phone and that's where the alert is happening that's still somehow not alerting you I don't know how to help a fire alarm type yeah that's what that's what I was thinking like somebody to come to your apartment pull the fire alarm or whatever the authorities come make sure everybody's awake They can use a battering ram or whatever well something I noticed in this

And looking at this stuff is that a lot of people came up with ideas that already exist this guy goes I'm on my final business idea if this fails. I'm gonna subject myself to modern-day slavery, so I don't oh He's not working in lieu of coming up with business ideas. That's great. He's considering going into modern day slavery. I'll put in an application. I'll put in an application somewhere. Fine, if this doesn't work out.

If this doesn't work out, of course I have to give it two to three years to make sure. Obviously, I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna get any traction. Would you hear the idea? I made this little idea called Late Night Munchies in my area of the UK. I haven't started yet as I don't know how to.

I'm gonna take pre-orders first and do only delivery as I don't want people knowing where I live. Smart. I feel that if this works, I'm going to make an agency where I can get people to sell home food and find drivers to go pick it up and deliver it. Yeah. Now this, I know I always do this, but come on, is this person maybe doing a joke?

He's not. Cause it, but in the end it's about late nine munchies. I'm trying to sell a bunch of fast food stuff and have a decent income to replace my income from my job. Anyone got any advice how to start a food business from home Also, I got to go to university right now if anyone wants to see the logo See the logo and food and a little menu I've made and once more information from me I'm willing to share in the DM's private message me

Thanks So they get they get informed that So they get they get informed that it's really hard to do this right and and because you can't like a competition already trying to squeeze you out and you better not do that trying to steal my own oh no there's so much click on that profile that's probably a guy who owns a bunch of restaurants so yeah he thinks you can't do it yeah, I might put him out of business now that people know you can get a food from home The guy goes the guy responds goes let's set aside legality and paperwork right

What if I just already let's just say I already did it now, what's the next thing? Moving on let's start with good food product and USA and Somnia cookies started as a late-night cookie delivery idea What are you selling? Have you taste tested on anyone feedback? Insomnia cookies is such a massive company now though that I think they probably had a leg up on Or they're probably bought by venture capital or something you ever get insomnia cookies Brian yes there's one like right down the street from me ever had him no but I knew for sure you would say yes you had ordered insomnia cookies before so that's why I asked it's the most confusing place I've ever

been is like cookie no it's different it's been around longer and the cookies are actually good I don't like crumble cookies, but like they have to their menu has like deluxe cookies And then non deluxe or something like that fancy in the deluxe yeah, which one did you get Brian? I'm Brian which one did you get by the well? I kept trying to order so I kept trying to order cookies, and they were like okay trying to order Yeah, because I was they were like an app where you can do that They were like you can get four deluxe is and for non deluxe Okay, so something for something for the geese or whatever

I tried to do that and then I get my four deluxe cookies or whatever and then I asked for another one He's like that's deluxe you you can't have that you got to get a non deluxe. And I was like, okay, fine. So like I ordered some non and then a non deluxe, but I couldn't figure out non, which ones I wanted or whatever. So I said, here's the deal. Can I just ask you for some cookies and you put them in a box and sell them to me and just pay, I'll pay whatever. So this does not sound I'll be honest with you. I feel like yeah, I feel like

It was probably pretty clear about what was going on I you tried to order a McNuggets meal and you try to get more McNuggets instead of a drink like you fuck entire concept yeah, there's like here you get a four and four or something This is our foreign for and then we get this is like, okay, and I want another one He's like, well, yeah, but you'd have to just pay for that like I did I wanted to I wanted to just buy cookie Yeah, and every time they won't let you I know Now it's all upside down fucked up things are nowadays Just this guy just wants to buy some cookies And yeah, does he want the deluxe

ones? Yeah, he does. Does he deserve them? Yes, he does. He deserves the deluxe ones. And so all of a sudden you're going to try to give him fucking regular cookies? Yeah, no, I feel you, Brian. Also, isn't the part of this that your Insomnia Cookies is for getting cookies delivered, right? Yeah, but there's one right down the street. I don't have to get them delivered. I understand. I just mean if maybe we got off on the wrong foot because the whole concept of the business is cookie delivery and you walked into the building and said, give me some cookies. Like is that maybe part of it?

They used to be delivery and then they expanded to a storefront. That happens with a lot of these companies. This one I don't think delivers either because it's a weird place. They're just throwing your hands up in the air and just being like, just fucking just give me fucking cookies or whatever in a bag. And like, that's what I said. I was like, I know. I was like, listen, I'll take anything. Oh, yeah. You said I'll pay anything for the. I said, let's get rid of this combo concept

It's just you and me You and me talking here That's what I felt like I was doing cuz I did really I was like the negotiation not care about the combos Mm-hmm, and the guy was like yeah, but each cookie costs more if you don't do the combo and I was like well Why don't I order listen sir then if I you see this cost no you're talking I went once last year Price my man no I said you can get a deluxe six-pack. I'm looking at it right now You don't even have to get the four four just get six deluxe is it like you want it? to do that I

Tried to do the six deluxe is and then every time I asked for a non deluxe they were like that's a non deluxe Yeah, but then so why don't you go back to the four four? Yeah? Well, but the problem was I think he was looking for a five three he was looking for I was just looking for cookies so The guy what I go to the guy as I say I'm gonna order cookies You put those that's the wrong thing to say when you're in person, by the way. Don't say I'm gonna order a... You're confusing the whole thing already.

I'm confusing him because he's assuming that. No, but what I'm saying is... Here? Sir, we have the cookies here. I'm not sure... We don't need to order them from anywhere. I was like, I'm gonna get cookies. I'm just gonna pick the cookies I want in the amounts I want.

And then if it meets a combo, we'll do the combo. But if it doesn't, I'll just pay for each cookie because it started to get so confusing. It was really like ended up happening. I paid $53 for like left out. So you paid for all premium cookies or whatever I believe I did just pay for each cookie separate because it had gotten so confused when seven and one is my guess you Probably want seven premiums and one regular and you can get a deluxe six-pack is $25.50 by the way I bought eight I think and it was $52 see why would you just get that back and you?

Figure out what was what it was? It's very clear. I'm looking at it right now if you just got it You just got a six pack is 25 bucks, then you get two more cookies these couldn't have been $25 so it sounds to me like Chris It's even worse than that he could have gotten two four plus fours for 56 and gotten eight eight deluxes and eight non deluxes Dollars you're gonna get twice Salesperson

Guiding him to the correct he did not pay 50-something dollars though cuz sometimes in his mind. I think he remembers it. He's like This is what I'm saying. He is the Grove High roller he is the like when his mind. He's just like I dropped fucking 50 spot at the So it's like I think it's more likely he's like spent about thirty nine dollars or something that would be like to sixty eight Oh my god. He's got the receipt. Yeah Be my 268 oh my god. He's got the receipt yeah February 9th I bought cookies from insomnia and the short north there was $52 I'm looking at that exact menu right now the differences between the normal the deluxe cookie and the non deluxe cookie is like a

non-deluxe cookie will be for instance I'm looking at one right here which is double chocolate chunk okay and then the deluxe might be triple chocolate chunk so the difference between the two is one single chocolate that Brian had to have and couldn't deal with the double chocolate instead of the triple chocolate that was that the calculus you were making there I'll tell you I was making is I wanted cookies I want the most expensive stuff

No, no, no, it's just I want cool. Then you should be happy because you got raked over the coals my $52 you said To the tip though. Why would you why would you tip the guy who was screwing you six ways to Sunday? So you but you paid you paid six over six dollars per cookie. Maybe I yeah I don't know I don't remember how many cookies it was but it was eight to ten I think is where we're at. So you yeah you paid a good amount you paid over market price for cookies. Yeah I think it's because I said because what I actually said was I will pay for each cookie. So he was I'm'm sure this guy was like, listen, dipshit,

I'm trying to tell you how you could do this for like $26. And then Brian's like, listen, man, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I just want some cookies. And finally, this poor worker was like, fine, idiot. Then I'll charge you for each fucking cookie, and you can pay fifty something dollars That's what happened. I know we should do Brian is you should make

Cookies at your house and then sell them to people to recoup the cost you lost in front of the insomnia cookies Oh, you got to go in there and get screwed by the way. These are actually cheaper. These are actually 54 Those are normal is what I would say yeah no more of this combo you would you would say like hey at my place we got no combos yes yeah you mean no discounts right you pay full price listen Jesse people hate being confused with all these numbers like you can save $10 $12 $18 that's confusing to me. I want to pay full price. Please forget about it. Yeah. I don't know what happened that day. I clearly remember being insanely frustrated and just saying like, I just want cookies, dude. Cause

every time I would say I want a cookie, they'd be like, you already have four of those. You gotta get one of these. And then I'd be like, okay, I'll take one of those. And they're like, yeah, you already got three of those or something. Like it was always a thing It just kept being a thing sounds like a story my kid would tell yeah too bad I can will never experience that with Because I now have decided to never come to the United States by the way My family really does not support me coming there even for vacation anymore, really. So yeah, unfortunately, I don't know that, it might be four years before I'm able to experience

those wonderful cookies. That's a long time, huh? You're gonna miss out on a lot. Yeah, you're gonna miss out on so much American stuff. I'm actually gonna miss out on a lot, doing live shows in America for the people who listen to this podcast. I won't be able to do that.

I also won't be able to go watch any Whitecaps games that are way games that I really want to do. Go over to Seattle and Portland to watch some of those games won't be able to Go see Brian any freedoms. Yeah, I won't be able to do a lot of want to come here on the 4th of July I mean I know our high life. I genuinely do that's the crazy part I don't even hate America. I want to come there and then it's just so dangerous. I do in here all the time It's easy to come over here. it's just so dangerous. I do in here all the time Yeah, I don't know why that would be our what inventions can I make that aren't made yet this is a chorus Eric answered he's got a few number one Eric answered he's got a few number one

Transmission of power from a device to another with a cable there are no great solutions to this and frankly I don't think there ever will be a Space a space plane like Skylon something that can get to orbit and back with a single stage I think that isn't that a there's a rocket right that's a ship yeah fully self-driving car But not quite there You're going to I got this want something done, right? Thinking about it. I've actually been thinking about it. I just put a computer in this son of a bitch really let it sing Yeah, the idea that you are gonna come in and be like this is my true invention

Yeah, this thing that they are working tirelessly at or there's whole there's whole industries around yeah We have that show time on the richest guy in the entire world is the factory. It's automated house building, 3D printer, robot, et cetera, which can build a whole house automatically. Yeah. That would be a sick invention. We joke about it and laugh about a lot of stuff, but that would be a sick invention to just be able to like, boom, there's my house.

There's my house house here In Ohio, there's a house in Columbia. Oh really how big is it? I don't know I never I should go walk by that someday I want mine to be like like sick like a mansion size like super sick with like big pillars and stuff like waterfalls fucking cannons I could have like am I crazy to say this like avatar type things not crazy at all Yeah, like I wouldn't have to have things that are necessarily Stuff that's like necessarily in our reality is no no no no no no no no cuz it's 3d printed So you can make whatever you want fuck. Yeah, I can show you guys

No, cuz it's 3d printed so you can make whatever you want fuck. Yeah, I can show you guys Now she's gonna show us I'd put a confusing cookie store in mind just cuz I think it would be well Then you insomnia has got it down there. That's kind of nice. It's like a normal house This looks like a normal house this one doesn't this looks 3d printed Well, it's not I don't understand why the I haven't looked into it at all obviously But I don't understand why what's the hold up with all this stuff? They've been on this 3d printed house stuff for a decade or more Oh, I know making the guns. It's a well actually I just figured it's cuz it sucks. That's why yeah Basically the way I think about it is that it's like concrete extrusion right you're just going around a little thing It's concrete. Why is it? Why is that bad? Why is that? I kind of got well idea there was something else

It I think it I don't know if it's like specifically concrete, but insulated concrete forms is another way of building homes That's not like stick built You know with just lumber and stuff like that, and that's what people do for like well it lumber is actually shitty compared to the ICF Builds they hold up better in weather they last longer and they're like tremendously more expensive. So anybody who does like a real nice Custom house will have all the insulated concrete forms and that'll be like the the structure of the whole house But it's so insanely expensive to do it and those like already exist like you can go buy those But then having like a big computer come out and print a house out of concrete is like even more expensive than that And it also seems like the house will suck. I don't know why I just feel like I have a I'm gonna

But for low-cost housing, you know, it's yeah low-cost housing. I think that's not what it's gonna be They're not gonna do it's funny that you think that though. Yeah Hey, that's actually cute Nothing, I thought that's what the three promise was. That's cute. Hey, that's actually cute. Nothing is low cost. I know nothing's real. I know nothing's real. And nothing good is ever gonna happen. I get it. I'm just saying. I think. How about this one? Asteroid Miner.

Asteroids have enormous wealth. But we don't really have the space crafts to mine them yet. And I don't wanna miss a thing. Not yet. Not until you let my ass up there. Hell. Yeah Home DNA sequencer a box to sequence your DNA at home cheaply yeah, okay? Cut out the middle man Yeah, you guys ever done that thing the 23 and me no I have not I did do that we did He makes fun of me I do it

Yeah, I'm not sure where my name Jesse are you a genealogy guy? What was it because we learned about this on on the episode of people who do it to where you? You were doing it to find out that you were a king or something like that Irish I was I'd actually don't care about it at all But this was something I did like 12 years ago when my mom wanted to do it because she likes looking up Family history and stuff like that so yeah, if she wanted to know if you guys were king or that's what most of the people we found 55 percent Neanderthal DNA

Yeah from the waist down? Last one cheap desktop 3d printer for the home where you can print in more materials than just plastic for example you can print in metal ceramics and other useful Oh, yeah, why don't they print metal 3d printing manufacturers stomping on their hats? We thought the plastic would be good enough I Want a 3d printer? I'm gonna get one well that was wait no stop Don't end don't end on that and think why do you want one? What are you gonna do with it dude? He can make his own Legos. Yeah, good make my Legos. It's not gonna work

But you can't even build your own Lego sets. You won't even do them mo see you think you're gonna make your own Rid of all of them. Yeah, I'm not kidding that city back there It's gone I mean what the 3d printer would just be a thing that Brian buys and then never uses like as a record player Or whatever like so just like record. Yeah, I could make a record player. Do you say a gun? Oh, yeah, you can make a gun Yeah, he do Yeah, you do want a guy know you want a gun But I think I have one a gun would be another thing that Brian would have and he would just forget about it

Never use it. He would never even use it. He would be so pathetic. He would be like, buddy, you've never used that thing. You haven't shot anybody with it. When's the last time you went on a mass shooting, idiot? When was the last time you even fucking defended your house with that? Waste of money, waste of money.

My father-in-law has a gun. He wanted to show it to me and not in a menacing way. That's a trick, by the way, Brian. I'll tell you that now when you're in law says I need to show you my new gun That's a trick. Don't fall for that. I think it was a pretty trustworthy He took him out behind the chicken coop by the buckets of piss and shit Oh, okay said hey, let me show you this guy. So yeah, you're you're sort of picturing it a little bit wrong I was not focused on the gun at all I was focused on the Trump sticker on his headboard for his bed

I couldn't even watches over me while I sleep. I know they're not fucking and sucking or anything like that But if they were how do you know that it's looking at she's yeah, she's riding him on Yeah, probably riding him and looking at the time behind her doggy style position And he's looking at the sticker she gets to look at it, too Yeah, oh, yeah, they probably switch position so they can each have a peek What when I was at the ER there was a Trump person in the in the room next to me watching the news and I could hear Her commentary on it like all time and she owned a steakhouse because she bragged about that to the night. It was like, yeah, you know, I own a steakhouse and Logan.

And I was like, so I'm listening to her and I hear the because we can hear her TV. Ours is turned off. I hear the news and the news starts talking about Palestine. And the guy, the guy, the new she goes like this. She goes, it's disgusting. They killed all those people. I guess they feel like they killed enough people.

And I was like, that's weird. Like that she's on the Palestinian side. Right. Like I was like, hmm. And she goes, and you know, Trump is disgusted by all the killing. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure. He's disgusted by the whole thing. She's like, he just hates it she was also you know talking about stocks like because now they're like Oh, the stocks are better than ever now, which mmm. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's always that's good, right? That's

Couldn't only be good, right? Yeah, I didn't know that stocks. Hell. Yeah. Yeah I mean they heard about my poop like that was the my revenge for them is like the doctor talked so loud Patient yeah, and also like we're gonna ram a finger in your ass and they're like we have we got hey I only trust doctors. It'll ram a finger in your ass Yeah, Brian likes to have I don't like that cuz he should he likes to showcase This is his words. He likes to showcase his strong anus. Well, okay I do my doctor told me it was strong, but I do That's what she said

Don't think you could just say it with a different She said it's strong back here you gotta like loosen up a little bit or whatever that's what she said Cuz I walk so strong back here. It's strong back there. That's a crazy you were clenching your cheeks. Yeah Putting a finger in my bar. What are you? How do you do that he just is loose you just relax relax. Yeah, well Asshole massage no, I just I I don't if your doctor cuz I had a doctor for I got a guy I had a doctor for years and years and years. She never put her finger on my butt not one time Well, did you ever ask her to?

Read your mind Brian Issues where she I was like oh, I'm having I'm having trouble Me oh my asshole feels kind of lonely back there An issue where my asshole is totally empty right? You got any of those gloves I seen you put on My whole is I was somebody test the strength of my cheek. Just when you're younger, there's less need for people to put their age. You get older. There's more like prostate stuff and they're supposed to check.

I was asking about prostate stuff and she never did it. So I was like, how would she even know? You know what I mean? And then I went to a doctor and he did it. And I was like, oh, you know, if a doctor isn't now we're talking a man knows what a man needs Patient trip to the emergency room. I want to know everything's okay. I want to know you're willing to fucking do whatever Dive case yeah figure out that I'm okay guy in the Ohio hospital system who has drug seeking behavior and asshole pleasure seeking

fucking chart at the same time Yeah Brian I understand what you're saying though. You just want somebody who's like we'll go Whatever and is fully like is not Worried about uncomfortable because yeah, I mean I could understand if you came in fucking spread your cheeks Cheeks that's the problem gloves set aside for her. I brought some from home This is the lube I like by the way

What's our favorite lube we have a favorite lube spunk spunk lube Like having I like knowing that everything's good in there And I like knowing that the doctors like listen if I gotta put a finger in his ass, I'll do it. And that's what I'd like to know that, the same as when I answered yes to all the questions when I went to the emergency room, because if I didn't know the answer and I said no, and then it turned out it was happening,

you get what I'm saying? Here's an idea. That's the wrong impulse. This should wrap the episode up pretty nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did the invention slash entrepreneur. What about an invention where you have an app where they put a camera inside your asshole

and they go in there and then you can monitor it yourself and you can do your own doctor stuff and you don't have to fucking pay for all this medical shit. Smart. Would they tell you the strength of your cheeks? Oh yeah, it could measure your cheeks. It could measure your cheeks. It could have all of that stuff.

It could measure your cheeks. It could measure your cheeks. It could have all of that stuff. No problem. Well, we got Mike and Jesse do your Kickstarter sucks and they're the nicest guys in the world no matter how much they make fun of me. Come on. They'll find them to be the nice guys in the world

I'm sorry they have bad opinion Jesse has bad opinions on pop, but that's whatever and Mike you're perfect to me Brian I've said it's the dates the decade of Pepsi. I think it's coming don't you agree is yeah, it's been it's been Decades of Pepsi what is your bad opinion on pop? It's coke. He's a coke guy well No, I prefer coke over Pepsi as well I don't drink either of them really like if I do have a pop look at this guy I'm afraid to say I'm going with a ginger ale ladies and gentlemen very much a ginger ale only From the fucking gun though. I will not drink that canned

Canada dry ginger ale or any canned ginger ale. It's gotta be from the gun. Yeah, my daughter's boyfriend bought me Cherry 7-up because they don't have it anywhere downtown and he works at a he works out of town So he bought me five twelve packs of it. Oh, shut up to Asher on Here he's the best. All right, we'll see you all next week. Come one. We love Asheron. He's the best. All right. We'll see you all next week. Goodbye. Bye.

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