Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 122 - Milk Guys with Charlotte McDonnell & Libby Watson

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

We had Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson from the new podcast What's All This Then with Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson on to talk about Milk Guys. We looked into r/milk to see whats going on there. What percentage of milk is the best? Who are the Malto Men? Does Donkey Milk solve health problems? Finally, in the last 15 minutes we looked at the gross milk sex guys. There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashow and I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. Glug, glug, I'm Brian. I'm here and for the second week in a row. Chris James. Hey Chris, how's it going? Hey, pretty good, man. I'm happy to be back. Happy that you asked me back. You're undefeated.

Last week, last week I guess went pretty well cause here I am back again. And also I was sort of excited about an insult from you, but I don't know what a milk person would say about somebody Like I don't know what an oat milk drink here. Oh, yeah, of course. They hate it We'll talk about that a little later on so what's funny is I Wanted to have our guests on because they are launching a new podcast and when I text it obviously

It's already been launched just to be clear I feel I think we can say we're still in the launch phase, you know, it's already been launched just to be clear I Think we can say we're still in the launch phase, you know, it's been less than a month basically It's Libby and Charlotte from what's all that then what's all this then? I'm not judging you for that. I'm like, did we pick a bad name for our podcast? like did we pick a bad name for our podcast? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no the lab try to come up with a name Yes, we should just call it blow blow now see blokes a podcast about blokes now. That's cool We could start the guys crew. It's kind of like the goo crew. You gotta be leftist and Let's not get into good crew discussion whenever so many group members who are not left

I know a way that is really know that Libby and that's why we're not gonna get into it again But we're pretty peeved about getting denied entry into the twitch I guess it's called like a stable a twitch stable the goo crew due to our leftist politics But we're not gonna talk about it on the podcast. No, we't talk about politics at all, but say the name of the podcast, please Charlotte what's all this then? Closest possible first of all that's a very British thing so I would never know that we didn't say that in Groveport, Ohio You know what I mean? What what's all this? Ohio you know what I mean

Fuck I think the fuck would have been there Fuck is going on over here. Yeah, I'm trying to give back to my community by the way. What do you mean? I'm taking the Legos apart as people who watch on the patreon on the hot wife here or on the Streams they've seen I have a ton of Legos now The city is being decimated because I'm taking it all apart and get rid of it now. I contacted the library They're like the main library is like we'll take a box But I have way more than a box. And when I say I have so many boxes. Too much Lego for the library, the Brian Quinby story.

What are you gonna do with the rest of the Lego? I don't know. So what I decided is. The library's fucking huge. The main library too. It's not like one of the satellite branches. Yeah, you live in like a major city as well the main library of Columbus, Ohio does not have room Physical space for Brian's legos So I go I go

I'm going to I go all I checked Groveport High School and Middle School and said hey You guys got a Lego club. No, they don't but they could As I could supply the Legos now, they didn't want them So that I couldn't in theory they could you're saying that you have enough that you could that's true Probably you could sort of supply an entire clubs worth for years and years of supply an entire Clubsworth for years and years. Probably. So now I'm gonna contact what's called the Southeast Library, which is the one I went to.

Actually changed my life, the Southeast Library. No, not. Not in a good way. No, in a great way. Yeah, I know. This is true, we've discussed this. You've talked about this before. You read a couple of books.

I think one of them was by Ron Paul I was an in-school suspension. I said that for smoking in the bathroom because there was like a whole thing Yeah, you smoke in the bathroom you get in school suspension the first time then out of of school suspension, and then in school. It's like a whole... That's kind of weird though, because you're whole... I thought you had a pretty good system. A little bit from what you told me, is somebody waiting outside to tell you guys to stop smoking when somebody came.

So that failed you sometimes? Yeah. Well, they told us we're not allowed to yell anymore when somebody's in the bathroom. That's actually really small. So you couldn't even think to the guy standing there and he's got his hands behind his back and he gives you hand signals? You you couldn't even think to like the guy standing there And he's got his hands behind his back, and he gives you as the hand signals you guys couldn't even think that no well The the plan actually ended up being okay, so there is a you know how the

Paper towel containers are loud in schools. I don't know yeah So loud so we had a not anymore not anymore now. They go. They're all digitized AI Yeah, you just wave your hand in front of it. In fact. They don't even use them anymore to be honest They mostly use wind now They do mostly wind it's mostly wind now most of the places and I wonder about that if that's better I don't know I think in the long run We're gonna find like how we were using too much wind and we actually the paper were fine We have plenty of paper and we've run out of wind or whatever. There's only so much wind. Yeah

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, we are running I have to say this and this is not this is not reflective of who I am these days We would make a nerd stand there and if a teacher was coming he would crank it and we'd be like, oh put the cigarette You know, I mean okay so so can you tell us anything more about the nerd like nerdy in what way yeah I'm troll over this nerd as well which is interesting yeah no I'm a little clear yeah because Brian for those of you who don't know Brian ran with like a gang or whatever there was mostly involved mostly not involved in drug dealing and stuff mostly their thing was violence

And so he wasn't one of the tough guys in the gang in fact He was the least tough guy in the gang if I'm understanding the stories correctly But he had a lot of really tough guys in his gang so they could probably intimidate nerds or whatever right? So Brian was the guy Porno Sean was the big guy like oh no problem. You know like and then he was going slugged the guy yeah Absolutely, that is not how I wasn't like that He was actually live I was getting picked up by the scruff of his neck and he was saying I know Well, that was that adds

Some cache where I come from. Oh, yeah, no Sean. It's better than knowing like a famous guy really Yeah, famous guy is not gonna come defend you in a fight So this week on the show because I Libby has brought us Both of the time Libby's been on she's brought us the subject which has been fantastic we love it she's the only person we've ever let do that and in that I was gonna say I thought you really really hated it no we loved it we actually cuz you brought stuff it's different like a lot of people are just like hey Brian you know and they're

always trying to do something like hey Brian. Let's do. Oh, I don't know right wing Yeah, rush Limbaugh fan, let's call them up by name who are these people saying this to you? Let's call them People who want to do the show yeah On your show these are friends of ours No, we'll just say it's Nick why It's deaf it's DB it's Mike Hale who is always pushing us around trying to push us around. Yeah He's always trying to do political content. I think he thinks of himself as like the Joe Rogan of the That's me I

Mean it is I've been told that so anyway, yeah, I mean, calls himself that. That's me. I mean, it is. I've been told that. So anyway, I was like, I'm gonna pay Libby back. They're insulting you when they say that, you know? No, they think I'm cool. I fucking dare you. No, they're like, oh, this guy's cool, he can fucking change the whole opinions of all the world.

You know? That's the way I see it. So I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna repay Libby, and she brings Charlotte with her. I'm gonna embarrass her in front of her friend. Obviously, I'm gonna do that. And what I did was I picked Milk Guys, because...

I don't know why I started wondering. So I was thinking, this happens every once in a while with the show It's that's what happened with fart guys, too. I was thinking I wonder if there were milk guys Mm-hmm. Like that was the big like thing. So I start searching for it the minute. I find out there's milk guys I'm like we're doing milk guys. We have to do this now This is where you very important Were you in the midst in the middle of a of an extended suckle session? What do you thought of that?

I never considered that you were gonna bring that up That's not something I thought was gonna come up let's not talk about that especially in the last 15 minutes of the show Yeah, we won't we don't worry. Hey, listen, you know me ever came out of the titties. I'm telling you that right now. She wasn't I've never suckled milk out of a titty. They call me Mr. I mean, you probably have a long time ago. Early, early on. It's just like doesn't. We don't know. Maybe you were like, should we call your mom? Not cop to I was not a baby. You know, this guy is like

refuses to admit he was a baby. The baby looking at the tin going, that's actually really gross. Can I have some of the stuff out of the fridge, please? I mean, you could have been bottle fed though, I will say, because Brian's parents did like fancy themselves as like kind of rich and there was a time, I don't know, like a time when people were like,

oh, it's like a poor thing to do This is a different configuration of parents. Yeah, then the ones who thought they were rich It was my actual mom and my dad. They were not rich gotcha and neither were my actually let me be clear Neither were my stepmom and my dad. No, we know they were Neither were my stepmom and my dad know we know they were they thought they were cuz they had the convertible or whatever They had a convertible. Okay at a camper and a Suzuki sidekick Never mentioned Suzuki side they were doing okay. What is a Suzuki sidekick? It's a fucking cool car It's like a Jeep but like one three levels under the Jeep brand like you wouldn't get a rubber duck

You said the Suzuki sidekick Like you wouldn't get a rubber duck with a Suzuki sidekick. You would never get that. Yeah. I could not begin to tell you what that means. You wouldn't get a rubber duck. You don't get a rubber duck. Do you get a free rubber duck for your bath because you've spent so much money on that?

You don't get it for free, you have to pay for it. But if you have a Jeep, there's a big thing where you put ducks, rubber ducks in the windshield and stuff like that. Or on other people. Or on other people's even. It's a big thing where you put docks, rubber docks in the windshield and stuff like that. It's like a- Or on other people's. Or on other people's even. It's like some Jeep people are really, really,

they have their own wave and stuff, the Jeep wave. You can look it up, they wave at each other out the window. I can't remember how to do it, it's been so long. It's that one, it's just a three, it's like that. Like bus drivers. That's the Jeep wave, I think, or two, and then the, yeah. But yeah, the- Oh yeah, it's two.

But so, and they also have, we learned a lot about Jeep. We did Jeep, guys, of course, as you guys can probably tell. But we learned a lot, and one thing that we learned is that they have, is it called, it's called the Death Wobble or something? Yeah, the Suzuki Sidekick never had a Death Wobble. Didn't have a Death Wobble, because yeah, there's a Death Wobble on the Jeep.

And sometimes, I guess if you drive it, like, in the city or like too fast or something then sometimes it will like Just out of nowhere start wobbling and oftentimes cause people to crash and die or whatever But it still is a fantastic automobile Something that happens on our slash milk quite often is somebody takes a picture of their milk They post it can we just say up top, because we were talking about titty sucking, we're talking about milk,

regular milk from fridge cow milk. From the cows. Yeah, until the end. Yeah, no, and different milks. They come from different mammals and also plants, obviously. Milk takes many milks. So many milks. I didn't realize there's even whale milk.

You can't buy it anywhere. Yeah, I guess. Yes, oh yeah, that's a mammal. I didn't realize there's even whale milk So yeah That would make sense I looked it up. I want to buy the most expensive milk so far the most expensive milk You can buy is camel milk Hmm so I might can you buy human milk. I don't think so. I don't think they're gonna let you do that I I might can you buy human milk. I don't think so. I don't think they're gonna let you do that I Have to you probably have to know a guy. I have to assume people sell it right well Legally like game of girl bath water, but it's like game a girl People sell human milk definitely like in the sense of like it's it's sold like very regularly in a very official way because people Sell it like breast milk for people who have issues with breastfeeding and stuff like that

So it's definitely sold to that but but not for Like you know not for someone like Brian who's just like I'm gonna have a crazy night or whatever So this first response about what kind of guy Brian is today, I'm not any kind of guy I'm no guy this person goes I can on Elise honest honestly I'll take on a list Lee. That's a SF. Oh, you think that's you're calling out your own significant flub, so that's You know why it's a significant flub because nobody would know what I'm saying. Yeah, like I said the words so wrong Mm-hmm. You're right now past it. You're flustered. It's safe to say at the moment You're sort of getting ganged up on right now You want to impress a new cast and Libby and I are sort of like well

Mostly me sort of making fun of you a lot and embarrassing in front of new guests So I'm gonna I'll back off a little bit what you do a lot embarrassing in front of the new guest. So I'm going to I'll back off a little bit. What you do? No, no, no. You embarrassed me in front of Gareth next week. Fucking damn it. Out of order recording. Fucks me up. This person goes like, why do you do it? I don't understand. Because he asked that way. Listen. Oh, I see. This is one time where it's not you. I see. This is one time where it's come out the way he wants it. I honestly can say that I've never had a jug of milk well within its date ever look like this and I'm old That means a lot of milk is the okay?

Bring the photo back up for us Brian For a few days I got to tell you that Cuz that's that's part of it So this is the milk. I don't see much. I think there's some like milk. There's some like pieces. Maybe there's like stuff stuck on at the top perhaps. You're right.

It just means that I think what that means is that it's good because if you get really high quality milk, then the cream rises to the top, which same with podcast. We all know don't we? I think this is whole milk and I think this is a British bottle of milk as well. See. Oh my God, Charlotte. You are so right. Yeah, you're I'll say this about that because in America the blue Lid that's 2% yes. Oh really that would be like the dark blue like that probably in

Skim milk up here if I was seeing that dark blue to be honest That's probably a skim milk if we're talking dairy land up in Canada or Closest to a 2% in the UK is semi skimmed which is green and how many percent is that you guys don't even have to I did look it up a while ago because I care a lot about the milk that goes in my tea It's like 2.4 ish percent Just a little more than our two and then do you have the the we're homo milk Do you guys have a homogenized come on, dude? Yeah, I love that stuff

As a kid when I was a kid, that was the best. You would go to the store and be like, hey, there's your milk. Yeah, of course. Of course. Laugh their heads off. Yeah, it's the funniest joke you could ever say when you're about 13 years old. It's like, hey, I actually found the milk that you like to drink. It's this milk, Homo milk. And they should have thought of that when they were naming it.

They should have called it like homage, homage milk or something like that, you know what I mean, like something a little bit different. Homogenized, yes. I mean, but of course we, but no one's ever gonna do the full, call it the full name, I feel like. What, no. No, no, you can't possibly say that many syllables. Yeah.

I will say, all right, two things. One, I looked up this person's username on Reddit, they are not British. Dr. Obama. which is devastating. They are actually from, it looks like Ohio. Whoa. That's a 2% then. She's drippin' 2% there.

That's a 2% because I would understand, like, you know, lots of creaminess at the top if it was whole milk, which is what we call homo, I guess. Well, this person- Yeah, whole milk from a whole. This person goes, if you don't know know you shouldn't be here Sorry, just shake man. It's that good stuff. So he's basically like so get the fuck out of here We don't have you in here. That's what the same thing that you said Charlotte, which is that that means it's good milk You just got to shake it up a little bit like or sorry and maybe Libby said that

But yeah, it's it sounds like this guy's kind of gotten run out like hey, you're a newbie You don't know shit about milk. Why are you even here? Well this guy goes microscopic particles that when combined can lead to the manifestation of Just throw it the fuck away if you have to ask about milk burn it, so he's being funny Completely not true by the way. I think if you there's many the shades of gray with milk smell for sure Yeah, so I disagree with that user a hundred I quit drinking milk Libby because I Can't be smelling stuff. I don't I don't want to smell something to see if it's rotten You know okay, you get somebody else. You just drink. Maybe like coke or something now higher a milk smeller Just think it just gated yourself the Katie would probably do it right maybe like Coke or something. No, hire a milk smeller. They can't be smelling stuff. I was thinking just Gady or something.

Gady would probably do it, right? I do ask it. Yeah, Gady probably does know that. I'm the milk sniffer in our house for sure. No, for real, if there's a question about the milk or any food, it's like, can you smell this? Because we sort of trust my nose better. Which now I'm thinking about it, it's kind of a huge burden

to be the reason that we get food poisoning if it happens. Because milk always smells rotten to me. Yeah, it's got a, I mean, it doesn't always necessarily, well, here's something, if you get the Fairlife milk, you know, the like ultra-filtered stuff, or I think maybe lactose-free milk in general, it does kind of have a farty smell even when it's fresh. Like even when you just open it, it has a little bit of a something to it that you have

to learn to distinguish between that smell and the smell of like sour spoiled milk. Yeah, I wouldn't be drinking that kind of milk. If it's tough to tell if something's gone bad or not, then I'm... Oh, too good for fart milk, are we? Look at this guy. Listen. What, do you not eat eggs, too? I eat eggs, but I do complain a lot.

Ariel will cook eggs or make hard-boiled eggs or something, and then I will complain about the house smelling like farts. And I'll complain a bit too much about it, you know what I mean? I sort of like, I won't stop giving the face as I walk around. It really, eggs are nasty business. You know, I like eating them. They fuck everything up. They're like a famous, you know,

like if you bring them to work or whatever, wherever, if you open a hard boiled egg anywhere, it stinks like farts so much, it's crazy. This person goes, milk milk my diseased uncle disease deceased uncle used to quit You know what that white stuff on top of chicken shit is that's chicken shit, too. That's a little homespun wisdom milk and Finally this guy go separated milk fat when milk is homized, the fat that is removed is added back in.

What is done is they smash the fat in milk water, I don't know what it's called, through a tiny hole, into a high-speed spray. This is a milk guy right here. This mixes the fat back in so it doesn't separate. Milk splits naturally. What you're seeing is that. That is breaking free.

So that, that's a milk guy. He knows everything about milk. He doesn't even think around. So that's the rule of milk then, is the stuff that's separating. So is that, would that be good to, that's gonna be crazy, but to take that off and sort of spread it onto a cracker and eat it,

would that be delicious or? I mean, that's kind of how you make butter, is you put cream in a stand mixer. I did it on my stream once. You put cream in a stand mixer and you just kind of whip it until the fat separates from the milk and that's how you originally got buttermilk. That's why it's called buttermilk,

it's because it's the milk left over from the butter. Wow, I know so much about milk. You could not have picked a better guest. You're a bit of a milk guy, Libby. But yeah that that that does so it could be actually good if you took the scrapings off the top and like spread it onto a cracker that could be good I I would say I wouldn't be afraid to stick my finger in there and get a bit of a smear

this next one I found interesting. Now we're going to have to deal with an AI overview, because that's what the guy posted. I hate. That's OK. I'm ready. We get all of our answers. On the guys podcast, we get all of our answers from Google AI.

We don't look any further. We just listen exactly what Google AI tells us, and it's always, always wrong. I'm only going to read the part that's highlighted This isn't like in this I'm not endorsing Google AI This is really I was watching um 28 days later the other day and my sister was doing a Google that and she did mistakenly start reading the AI overview and it said that it said that 28 days later was shot on an iPhone 15

Well, maybe it was well charlotte Did you think that maybe it was and you just didn't hear about it in the news because google ai as far As i'm concerned is pretty much right every single time Yeah, they have the iphone 15 ready for uh for danny boyle to shoot 28 days later back in like 2002 or whatever. They whatever. You can't tell anyone about this, but we're gonna give you this phone from the future. I think that what will happen inevitably when you're dealing with the AI, something like that,

it's just pulling from some sort of an algorithm where it's scraping things, and then you're gonna have people who realize what it's doing and where it's scraping from, and then they'll just start fucking with the Google AI And then they'll start doing stuff It sounds like maybe like that where people are putting in there that it was shot at an iPhone 50 The famous one on this show is that I asked it if Monster Jam was a work or a shoot and it got it Totally fucking wrong. It was like backwards. So I know of course now in terms

You know that's do you guys it means nothing because it's but this is in the wrestling world That's a big deal if you don't know what a work in a shoot is they had it exactly opposite Which is so you maybe could you maybe put it in terms of milk so I can understand it Or no, maybe it's like a oat and a hole you know I can't really understand really real milk and the other ones like a whole milk is milk so this person Can I just say? Quickly is is what do y'all drink for milk you you have used real milk or like if you're Do you use milk for anything you drink milk?

Do you know what's oh guy over here? So you do you are actually an oatmeal? Yeah, I the only real milk I consume is soft serve ice cream out of either When you get to run the machine at the Blue Jackets game or out of a baseball. Yeah, that's the only real milk Yeah, you will only have milk for a helmet. Absolutely. It's getting more out of a baseball. Yeah, that's the only real milk. Yeah, you will only have milk for a helmet absolutely I I'm a milk defender. I like I mean obviously Charlotte knows gotta have milk in my tea And that has to be that has to be real milk I if we run out of milk away

I have to use half and half I get kind of mad about that because it really must be milk I use like soy milk or almond milk sometimes for making oatmeal or smoothies or whatever if I ever don't want to put milk in that. But yeah, I get the Fair Life stuff because I find it's easier on my little tummy. Charlotte, what's... Oh Libby's little tummy. Oh my tummy. Libby's little tummy is actually quite big it turns out.

Poor Libby's little tummy. I'm pretty much exactly the same. I'm doing the 2%. I got the micro-filtered, and I need my milk for my tea specifically. And I'll have cereal with milk sometimes, but not all that often. But I'm drinking tea every single day,

like three times a day. So it's got to be cow milk. I drink cow's milk. I put cow's milk in my smoothie in the morning. My famous smoothie I will never give the recipe stop sending me emails about it. You're not getting my special recipe Wanted everybody's set to return to the It's been a long time. I know, everybody's gonna be so happy

that they got to hear the reverb part today. Lucky us. Yeah, I put in milk, like cow's milk into my, into my, I'm a milk defender as well. I'm not a big fan. For a while I did the coconut milk, like I was doing that, but I kinda got off it. Now I'm back to, if I use milk,

it's gonna be real cow's milk, old school shit. Can I ask if there's anybody on this call who pours a glass of milk and drinks it? Yeah You I will yeah, I do it. Yeah No, I do it I do it I do it. Okay, I do it I do of milk with with certain stuff, you know, I will have a glass of milk definitely. Yeah, I will milk with with certain stuff you know I will have a glass of milk definitely yeah I will yep a chocolate chip cookie or a chocolate cake a chocolate brownie you know many many desserts definitely many of them and I don't I don't drink coffee I don't drink coffee or tea or anything like that so if I'm having a pastry or something like that then my go-to

beverage with that it's gonna be a milk Maybe you're a little baby boy over there. Okay. Oh, give me a break. No, you're right. You are right. That is, it is one of my. The little baby boy wants his milk with his spaghetti. You're right to make fun of me.

You're right to make fun of me about it. I will take the heat for that. Sorry, Charlotte, go ahead. That's all right. I do think the glass of milk is gross to me now. And I think the reason it is gross to me now is because a friend of mine did reveal to me once that she will not only have a whole glass of milk, but she will pour it and then leave it out

for like an hour until it is room temperature and then we'll drink that. Oh no, no. It has to be ice cold. My milk has to be cold if I'm drinking it. That's horrible. That is, even as a milk drinker, that is so disgusting. I mean, you're really encouraging the worst flavors

in the milk to come out free. It's like if you're a real ale drinker, sorry to bring him back to the other. It's like, you know, like just choosing to have it as bad as possible So this person posts fuck and post the AIO Overview and it just the AIO overview just says milk withdrawal refers to the physical and mental effects Experience when someone stops consuming dairy products particularly after a period of regular consumption

The possible symptoms are physical, fatigue, trouble sleeping, bloating. Bloating, that's what milk does to me. That's why I quit drinking it. I used to dip Oreos, I used, wow. Now, I think about it now. I would buy Oreos and I would buy milk and I would eat all the Oreos at the same time in the milk

and then I'd be like, ah, shit. My stomach's all fucked up. You'd say like, this stuff can't be good. It's gone and done a number on my stomach. Like, wait, how much milk would you drink? Because milk famously makes you vomit if you drink. Small amount, no, it would be a small amount. By the end, it would basically be a slick, ate the whole thing of Oreos.

The whole thing. Eating an entire thing of Oreos, it doesn't matter. I don't think who you are. I think that will make your stomach upset. I think it's like, I guarantee 100% of the time you will feel the effects of that. Yeah. I ate it till it became sludge.

You know what I mean? Like I'd have like the smallest amount of milk and then I'd dip Oreos in, maybe sometimes I'd just drop one in there, let it sit. Oh my God, okay. Oh, I see. Did you forget about it? No, I like soggy Oreos.

I get it, I understand. So you're saying that you would dip and you'd dip so hard that pieces would break off and stuff. Debris would come off of your Oreos and then it started mixing with the milk and it made into an Oreo milkshake almost yeah Oreo milk sludge and then I'd always have diarrhea the next day No, wait really?

And I was like I must be allergic to milk. Yeah, you should Did you go to the doctor to get it? No, because the dark and you know in the end I should have gone to the doctor because the doctor would have probably said don't eat a whole thing of Oreos I was joking. Yeah, no, I don't think you need a doctor to tell you Like even when I was a kid I wanted to and definitely did sometimes eat like just a huge amount of food like that But I think I understood what I got a stomach ache afterwards that there was a correlation between well The guy goes I feel so sick after stopping drinking milk, so I looked this up, and it's real I'm going from between a half a gallon and a gallon a day to one glass per day for losing weight

You can't make this shit. I'm gallon. I'm Gallon a day. I don't know how much a gallon is I know much Chris I have how many leaders is it how many leaders I don't know, much a gallon is. I don't know. So much, Chris. I have to tell you. How many liters is it? How many liters is it? I don't know, but it's the famous giant American jug. So it's four liters? Is it like four liters? Yeah. Yeah, that's about right.

That is so much. I don't even drink that much water in a day. That's an insane amount of milk to drink. That's crazy. Yeah. And so many of them do it too. A half gallon to a gallon a day. I was like, you can't be having milk with John,

but I guess maybe if you're having that much of anything and then you stop it, I guess your body might react in some way, right? Like it's used to having, it's used to being mostly made up of milk. And now it's sort of has to. Yeah, it has sort of hardened around milk internally. Your blood suddenly starts having to like work and circulate. Whereas before it was just chilling while the milk was running around in your veins.

I wouldn't read anything AI tells you without reading several more articles after to confirm what it says and the OP is like, I did. So. Oh, he did. Yeah, okay. He did. Ops like I did Guy goes I've been somewhere between milk free and milk very occasionally milk free Trying to get to milk free, but it's a struggle Guy who had to go to rehab for pills

reading these guys be like Fuck I overdid it with the milk There's no like there's no way that there's there's no way that there's any validity to this that there's that there's like You can't get addicted to milk right? You can't get addicted I, I'm just thinking because it's this thing that like, you know what I mean, it's this thing that like gives us life initially or whatever, and I just think is there a chance that you can actually have a severe milk addiction? I think the fact is, if you do something in that size

and numbers every single day, like let's say you ate six king-sized caramelos in the middle of the night It's an outrageous example my friend We use a believable example An example I've heard once before so it's really true So let's say you're doing that every single day. You can't just quit cold turkey You got to go down to four then two then one caramel, right? Yeah, no, I'm no more caramel Oh, I get it. I understand. It's like a habit thing. Yeah, you're having to break the habit or whatever

This person goes I definitely experienced this when I'm in that week between paychecks where I got to lock the bank account down And just live on water for oh Going to your milk dealer when you get your paycheck To get all your milks for the week like this is got this is funny to hear them talking about it like this I didn't know question. Here's a question asked on the sub right which percent milk tastes better Side note y'all ever put vanilla extract and sugar in your milk and microwaved until warm absolute heaven Okay, so that's melted ice cream basically is what that is. That's basically what vanilla ice cream is It's I love to drink a cup of melted ice cream in the morning

It's I love to drink a cup of melted ice cream in the morning. I mean Actually, yeah, we're gonna read some Nesquik guys here in a little bit that talk about how they how they're like I'm trying to Try to drink more milk. So I'm putting Nesquik in Funny because it's like it's like those people who are trying to take more water, you know So they flavor their water that you can kind of understand a little bit that it's like They hate that they don't they need the taste of it or whatever, but they need more water But these people are like, yeah, I want that thing that nobody's telling me I need more of who has told them that they need to up their milk and tell you the protein They're like we love milk

Okay, I really wish that I had known we were talking about milk guys before the, like immediately before recording the episode because I'm now having this memory of a friend's now ex-boyfriend drinking an insane amount of milk as like a weight loss thing. And I can't confirm it. I feel like I can't do the research on it now.

Yeah. I do feel like that is, is that not a thing that they drink a lot because it's like they It's they're getting the protein Remembering let's just move to this now. This is the biggest controversy. There are two big controversies What percent milk which we will look at later. This is another Controversy that happened. This is the maybe worst thing that happened to the milk guys ever I'm just gonna say that right now except for like if they outwalled milk or when milk was expensive maybe he's gonna do it this guy goes I've been

drinking strawberry Nesquik for years and years and recently I started finding it didn't stay mixed long and you get sort of a thick sludge at the bottom not pleasant at all I tried two different packs with slightly different batch codes, and it was the same guy looking at the nest quick batch codes No, I just look I look at the batch codes on products He's picking up a girl at the bar like yeah, that's I ran Nestle And they have apparently changed the ingredient swapping maltodextrin for rice flour That's the end. That's why then that's yeah, so they've broken it. I'm now fucked it up What was the thing they got rid of?

Maltodextrin so this guy was a maltodextrin fan. I think he just likes malto dextran now. This is a malto dextran guy Yeah, nobody hates rice flour more than The milk guys. I'm just gonna tell you that you're gonna hear a lot of anger about rice flour here in a second What yeah, well it fucked up the nest quick. I don't know what to say, you know, cuz then he goes I'm hoping enough people complain that they change it back Apparently I wasn't the first to say the same thing. I spent much of today checking the packs on supermarket shelves and buying any

with the original recipe to keep me going for a bit. To keep me going for a bit. Has anyone else tried the new version? It isn't obvious on the packs it's changed, but the package imaging is different and it says rice flour in the ingredients. Guy responds, he goes. This is making me want to try some Nesquik, I have to say.

I used to drink a lot of Nesquik as a kid, and now I'm thinking, do I want to try this crazy rice flour Nesquik? You can't now. We're gonna learn. Well, maybe you can get it black market. You can black market it, eBay it perhaps, get a stock up and then look at it.

They went change the org on it and they fucking did it. Yeah, there's videos on proper preservation methods of the older Nesquik so that you can actually use it for longer, you don't need to worry about that. I hated Nesquik when I was a kid, hated it. Like hated, I loved chocolate milk, but it had to be the real deal chocolate milk, which I knew they used their own stuff for,

but it was so much better better like the stuff from the store And I always like if I was at a restaurant And I would get a chocolate milk with my with my like lunch or whatever Yeah, I could tell right away if it was the bullshit stuff And it fucking like I didn't even want it anymore And but I had to drink it because it's like you seem like the most ungrateful kid and it made me so mad Strawberry milk was a big tool. Sorry that happened to you. Yeah, it's strawberry milk is a joke to me. Can I I'm sorry? I'm sorry people who drink it but to me strawberry milk is like a joke. I can't even imagine that the strawberry

I know and it wasn't Nesquik. We use the Hershey strawberry syrup But that's how we got Gwen to get ready for fucking school in the morning and not be a pain in the ass it was like hey We'll give you strawberry milk if you get dressed and do all this stuff if you don't we're gonna turn the news on and you're Gonna watch that That's interesting We're get what Charlie we're probably gonna. We're probably gonna say oh, yeah If you if you get up and go to school, then you can have broccoli Which is your favorite food you know cuz he's gonna be so well that's gonna change brother

He loves that he loves healthy stuff. He's always just like excuse me was that fried? He's like I don't want that fried. He's like I want it baked this guy goes Yeah, I had the same issue with both the strawberry and banana powder a real shame I sent a complaint yesterday to Nestle and they responded saying that they're bringing back the original recipe The one including maltodextrin and not rice flour because people have Wow We want people have made them aware of a quote sedimentation issue I checked the recipe of Nesquik on their website both yesterday and today yesterday and said rice flour and today it says maltodextrin ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen all of our work over these many years We won we won Getting a little close to like you know the real bad guys It does I'll say this you know obviously we live in a horrible fucking world There is something kind of Inspirational to me that somebody got something they didn't like change Yeah It sounds, yeah. Genuinely.

It sounds like it was like, yeah, it was brought to the attention, but it seems like it was like, yeah, they kind of noticed that, yeah, there's this, they call it sedimentation, is that what they call it? Yeah, they call it sedimentation issue. But yeah, they obviously noticed that that was a thing, but how did they not notice that in testing?

You know, just like. They don't care. I was just thinking about this, Chris, and I think what it was was that rice flour a thing, but how do they not notice that in testing? You know, just like okay I was just thinking about this Chris and I think what it was was that rice flour was cheaper and they were like Well, this is worse, but we'll see if we get away with it and they didn't get away with it So we're like fair do so yeah, that's my so these people are 100% freedom fighters the ones who fought back against the rice flour against Against Nestle and the rice flour and we'll be looking back on them in the history books undoubtedly in 100 years.

The defenders of Dextre, what is this stuff called? Maltodextre? Maltodextre. Yeah, the defenders, the Dextre defenders, the malt-o-men. You know, the ones who stood for what was right. Basically, maybe the Joe Rogan of the left might be a malt-o-man. Oh, yeah.

These guys are. What about maltodextre? Basically, maybe the Joe Rogan of the left might be a malto man What about maltodextrin Donald Trump giving speeches about it. Yeah, they say it's Molde dextrin anymore. Yeah, he gets in there. I'm not gonna do his voice, but This person goes two months later I just got the banana flavor from my local Woolworths in Australia Sad to say that the reason I'm on this post is because it's still leaving sediment in a bottom wide glass It's so gross almost like phlegm or snot texture. Oh, I was oh, that's fucking I hate that I hate drinking lemon snot. No, I hate snot

Grosses me out what the war I don't want a glass of that. I'll say I don't want a glass ofming snot. No, I hate snot. It grosses me out the worst. Yeah, I don't want a glass of that. I'll say it. I don't want a glass of Fleming snot. I was confused as to what's happening. I thought maybe I didn't mix it properly. I just made another one. This time I couldn't finish all the milk

because there are now little tiny clear balls that are sort of slimy and leaving that thick sort of flem-like texture in the bottom of the glass. It's so gross and I'm weirded out I'm very upset This is real baby stuff though, right? Like I mean, I know I drink milk and that's baby stuff But like these guys are grown-ups drinking banana flavored milk. Right? That's really for babies. Yeah, that's really for toddlers

Right this person. Sorry. Oh, no, please. Please. Yeah, Charlotte the question the question please no I was basically just gonna do a mini What's all this then in the middle of the show which is actually so rude of me, but I Charlotte I was gonna ask if you remember drinking yazu yazu I don't think I ever I felt like the reason I can't contribute to this conversation as much as I didn't I didn't get to Have any chocolate milk as a kid It was that you know this is this is too unhealthy for me. So these days I drink my Boost proteins in the morning and I have my, you know, that is my chocolate milk that I get to have every morning now.

And it probably tastes better to you than it does to people who have had the real good stuff all the time. Exactly. So to you, you're like, this is chocolate milk and this is actually very good and it is compared like compared to you know other protein drinks but not compared to the real deal sorry to say yeah this person goes I guess he was cool because it had a surfing dinosaur on the front yeah it sounds like a made-up name for like something that like the Australian put it you know what I mean like one of those like yeah, we can we drank Yeah, zoos are So too close to you who you know that's right?

That's why it's funny is because it's like the proper one Which is the American you who but they were like well, we can't do that We got to do yazu is that what you who is you who doesn't have any milk. It's chocolate water That's something I write about. Yeah. This week you and when you drink it now, you know, you'll, you'll be like, Oh no, that definitely doesn't have milk at it. Yeah. You who's thin. That's the issue is like you, who is a very thin like drink that is chocolate. But uh, as of 2019, the drink is made primarily from water, high fructose corn syrup and whey. So it has one of the ingredients of milk, but uh as of 2019 the drink is made primarily from water high fructose corn syrup and whey

So it has one of the ingredients of milk, but not milk itself. No I have a question does it have any more Mondo dextrin? Mondo dextrin This person goes uh I found this post because I live in Australia And I usually get my banana Nesquik imported from the UK. Getting your banana milk flavor imported from a different country.

Bro, we are never fixing climate change. But I found that Woolworth stock it again after all these years and I'm thrilled, but the texture was awful. The stock at Woolworth's is still imported from the UK. My guess is it's older stock as it lists rice flour in the ingredients on the back. Although Woolworth's have incorrectly labeled it themselves to say maltodextrin. Oh, you can't do that. No, no, no. No, you can't do that. No, no. No, you think you're gonna get that. Maybe you'd get that past a normal person,

but these people, there's a lot of people out there who are looking for this stuff, and they know where to look. Like the malta detectives, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I say give it a couple of weeks, months, and hopefully Woolworth will stock the corrected product with the maltodextrin, although I wonder if the reason they're suddenly supplying it

and for so much cheaper than importing it from the UK individually is because we get the reject rice flour stock. So take that, Australia. I guess I got to get rid of it. It's fun to have a project, I guess. Everyone likes to have a little project or whatever that they're working on and have like feel like, you know, there's like like I have something to do

But this just seems like a not like I don't know it seems like there could be a better one or whatever to do This guy says the same thing happened to me because I love this shit as a kid Oh my gosh I live for it if I did really good at school that day or didn't complain about my chores I got the banana nest quick and now my childhood memory is ruined with this imposter. Oh my chores I got the banana Nesquik and now my childhood memory is ruined with this imposter Oh So So I didn't even think of that is yeah a lot of these people are drinking The little banana milk so that they can remember what it was like when you know mommy was like you're good Steven you're such a good little boy

you're such a good little boy. It's really sad. Okay, so I'm now looking at, I have to say that this conversation has made me think I'm going to buy and drink some Nesquik. So it's worked on me. I'm seeing that they have a Nesquik protein drink now. Oh, sure, yeah, that makes sense. Makes it for grownups.

Yep, mm-hmm, 23 grams of protein. Not bad, and that's for 290 calories, which isn't actually great But that's okay, isn't it? We could we could do that They also still have the the strawberry powder and the chocolate powder I think that are they doing any cool new flavors is would be my question I got the banana is kind of the new flavor, but it's not that in America now I will say this and Libby you've probably seen this too This is one of the things that got me to think about doing milk guys

I wish I could have found reviews of it. I can't we got Snickers milk. We got Twix milk like we got Coffee crisp milk. I've definitely seen that stuff before and by the way Charlotte just to be Charlotte you live in America as well, right? No, no, you don't you remember that remember that one time when we when we met In person, oh no. Oh you live in Canada with me. That's right. Yeah, that's right I apologize I was not in my eye during the live show I was really out of it to be honest sorry if you listen to the live show I was really not really my head was in a completely different place But yeah, of course you're you're a night you're you're up in the in the good part in the that's good to know actually that

We're to 2v2 right now if it comes out to it because we're doing war with America It does look like they have Nesquik fudge brownie, but it's not a powder. It's just the pre-mixed drink but the They're like chocolate bar flavored ones the the Snickers milk or the Mars bar milk or whatever, I remember Charlotte, I don't know if you remember seeing this, but I remember getting that as a kid at the supermarket. I would get that as a teenager, like a bottle of Mars bar milk or whatever. There's another brand that was like- Yeah, I definitely know that it was around. It's been around for many, many years because

when I was a kid they definitely had it. I was I was never a fan of it I never I didn't need my I just liked my milk to be milk hey call me crazy how about some milk flavored milk okay same thing happened to me because oh no this guy goes thank you for your post I started drinking Nesquik again about a month ago all was great the last two weeks have been miserable with the sludge at the bottom and I thought I had Imagine you're just like oh my god, my whole world is so dark and then you go out onto this thing and you're like Oh my god, there's a little light like good people are it's just so nice to understand people are feeling the same pain as you Or whatever sometimes and to know that there's the hope is you know

Near guy goes and you're right this prompted me to look at the ingredients and they're different from the previous batch I'm glad I know why there's sludge now, but that's really sad the preparation I know why this sludge the preparation instructions haven't changed either. I wonder how we're meant to avoid it I've been using a small milk frother to make the initial paste and then mixing the rest into the milk So that's what this guy's kind of like a connoisseur of no, that's actually a very legitimate. That's how I make Hot chocolate because that was always the instructions on the pack of Cadbury's Hot cocoa was you'd make a smooth paste with the the cocoa and the milk and the sugar and then you add the hot milk to it

This guy goes. Yeah, I'm basically the most interesting person in the world This guy goes I used whole I use whole milk and set a semi skimmed as recommended It's making me wonder if it needs more water to dissolve. I don't want to throw out a whole packet So I might have a play. Thank you again, so this way yeah Atmosphere here, it's really sweet. It's like. Thank you so much for sharing. Yeah, you know good luck with you They're all kind of hugging. You know they're doing a kind of group part of like it's okay We're gonna get through this we're gonna get through the years of sludge together. They're nice These milk people are nice Brian

They're not really that gross yet like they just are kind of nice time yeah, okay, I Promise they're great. Okay. This guy goes. It's so vile now. I nearly threw up when I reached the bottom of the glass They just replied to my complaint saying the same thing about the rice flour They must be using monkeys to test these new recipes Why can't companies just leave things alone especially recipes that have been loved by consumers for so long I've enjoyed Nesquik for 40 years and now it's so disgusting and Okay

40 years is too long. I feel like to enjoy Nesquik I'm sorry if you're listening to the show and your big-time Nesquik drinking adult I'm happy for you, but it's not it's not it's it's very it's similar to Legos similar to Kool-Aid I would say similar to Legos I would say and that it's like of course you can use it as an adult and by the way I just want to say all three people on this call with me right now have Lego they were showing them to each other before so I am by myself here in you know in like Trying to say that Legos are not cool, and I'm with three people who all like Legos Which what do you have what are your sets Charlotte and Libby that you have built? Okay, we only and Libby both have the the tuxedo cat as well

Justified in it because it looks like your actual real-life cat afterward after you say them I'm just gonna I don't know anything about Legos But my friend Brian does so I'm gonna throw it over to him and I'm gonna say is that a respectable set is that a good? Set you know I got it for my sister for Christmas, okay? So it's okay. Are you trying to say that it's like a guy wouldn't have the set or something no Cat Lego is slightly more for girls. Legos are for everybody. Yeah. What else do you have? Oh, that's me being happy. I feel like cat Lego is slightly more for girls. That's fine. It's a bit for girls, isn't it?

I have the succulents. Those live on my desk, actually. We have those. I have the Lego NES as well, back there. Oh, that's a cool one. Getting that one done now. That's a really good one. Libby's showing her.

Libby has some flowers as well some Lego flowers I have two sets of flowers actually Lewis bought them for me for Valentine's Day. Oh, it was very sweet Charlotte I'm reassembling the NES now so that I can sell it. Yeah, I oh you put it back together to sell it Yeah, they want it. They want them put together when you sell them instead of taking apart because them put together when you sell them instead of taking apart because Somebody would buy an assembled Lego so I know fucking because people are now like excited to come over here and get some Legos I'm like, I mean, why do you want to assemble leg? But whatever take them because I I gotta get rid of all of them Well, they must be disassembling them and then reassembling them

You know you would hope because otherwise. It's just like a form of decoration and and that yeah As an adult behavior They could be like actually like kind of really creative and they might be taking taking some of your sets and then taking them apart And building MOCs, MOCs. You guys know about MOCs? Oh, yeah, no, I know about MOCs. Actually, I was at the Airbnb that we stayed at in Edinburgh had an absolutely enormous tub of just loose Legos.

And I thought about sending a picture to Brian and then I was like, he's not gonna care because he doesn't wanna build his own. He would be like, what's that? What's that gonna be like? What's that supposed to be, a big post or something? It's like, no, Brian, it's called your imagination. Try it out.

This is this question here. What percent milk tastes best? Now, I didn't think about it in terms of Charlotte and Chris probably don't know the percentages of the milk. I get it. But in America, we go skim,im which is basically water 1% which is like Pointless it's like a step up from skin. It's for complete fucking morons. Yeah, it's just 1% drinker we don't I don't know it's I don't think you're a moron

You're not allowed to listen to what's all this then if you drink 1% milk get the hell out Except you we will accept you here. We love the one percenters around here Two percent is the most common milk you get in America Yeah, that's I think that's your standard milk like if you're just kidding if someone like orders of milk or whatever at a restaurant It's mostly gonna be two percent. feel like and yeah, finally whole is the Home home home. Oh my god. A lot of people like yeah, so anyway this guy goes. I'm a 1% It's the most refreshing without being too creamy or too watery so bullshit fuck off. That's weird This guy goes fat equals flavor

4% is a solid start 5% excellent 5 point five percent is nectar of ambrosia. Edit. Edit. Lol. Yanks can't even buy four percent typically. That's EU standard. You really don't do food very well at all. Okay.

Actually though, this thing about dairy fat percentages being higher in the UK and presumably in Europe too is real and it is really good. The heavy cream that you can buy in the US, which is the heaviest form of cream you can get is our single cream and then we also have double cream and we have extra thick double cream and then we have clotted cream. You can also buy Jersey milk, which is extra creamy milk from a special cow we really love our fatty dairy and I love clod cream so much I know it's I can't tell you I had it like maybe four times when I was in the UK it's so fucking good oh bloody hell

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Like they're like the New York Yankees of the MLS Gotta like the best team. So anyway, they're not even the best by the way, though You know who are the best the fucking white caps baby top of the league still sorry Well, we'll see we'll fucking see when my Miami flamingos come in We already beat them in a two-lane the concord have Champions Cup in the semifinals over two legs, five one, okay? Four percent is everywhere here. It's anything above four that can be hard to come by. The Tasting Best Milk, weird way to say it, by the way. The Tasting Best Milk.

Yeah, in my experience, it comes from small local dairies making high fat cream lime milk. making high-fat cream line milk, so Yeah, I love I would agree probably that it's gonna taste better to a certain level the more fat You have in it like you know I think that it does to homo milk tastes better than 2% I think this guy goes you can't go anywhere on the internet without someone talking shit about the United States while being completely Misinformed I would never trash talk another country, but it's all good because Americans don't count I guess Without someone talking shit about the United States while being completely misinformed I would never trash talk another country, but it's all good because Americans don't count I guess Okay, so it sounds like he does sort of understand

Yeah, yeah, this guy goes the craziest thing about it Is that a ton of people don't even realize how bad it is and he goes fact There's a reason milk in the u.s US will last so long in your fridge meanwhile here it's a week I can purchase 6% whole milk easily in my area of US Houston Texas so there you go 6% whole milk I I've never seen that I haven't either I think they're going to some weird place this guy goes yeah they're making it up this guy goes fair life the filtering process strips out the carbs and pumps up the fat and protein Essentially supercharging whatever percentage you're buying

Supercharging whatever percent did you yeah the fair life charge? Yeah, skim tastes like 2% 2% tastes like whole whole tastes like cream Is that you you do have fair life Libby is it supercharged milk? Yeah, I would say I would say it's freaking powered up for sure. No, it just tastes slightly, I don't know, like smoother maybe? It's colder and now I say that, that sounds really stupid. It tastes colder.

You know when they sell Co cause or whatever they're like This is the coldest beer that you can buy or whatever. That's how fair life is to me. It tastes colder I don't know how that's possible. I'm gonna stop talking about it I think I'll never try it now because you open by saying it smells like farts so now Yeah, if I open it I'm'm like, I don't want to drink fucking fart juice, you know? That makes sense. I do love the idea.

What does it say if you do? Yeah, I love the idea of a milk that is kind of like, you know, it's like a certain size in like a brand or whatever, it's just like, yeah, no, oh, you want like the whole milk, then you have to like, you have to have like the double hole or whatever, you know? Like in this brand, it have to like you have to have like the double hole or whatever You know like in this brand. It's like you have to go one up or whatever

I I don't what is it? What is fair light? Is it like a it's just a brand of milk It's like ultra filtered or whatever. I don't know what they're filtering out Yeah, yeah, I believe yeah, so this person asks a question that I that needs to be answered he goes. I love milk Specifically skim milk I drink a gallon a day It has 128 grams of high quality complete protein in every gallon at three dollars a gallon that makes skim milk the single Cheapest source of high quality protein that you can buy. To me, skim milk is quite literally the perfect drink. So why the hate? Jesus fucking Christ.

Isn't it? Isn't the milk challenge, isn't that a thing of just drinking one of those gallons of milk and it's impossible to do without throwing up? Like is that not a thing as they did on Jackass? Yeah. Um, one gallon of skim milk contains around 1332 calories so Not you know if you are like an average person getting roughly 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day You're getting half your calories from skim milk if you drink a gallon of it

This guy goes it lacks flavor needs to be fortified with fat soluble vitamins. Oh hang on hang on hang on I got a better you ever heard of fucking banana nest Cut all this bullshit out like that's what these people are thinking it's really like yeah, this is my energy drink It's just fucking milk and banana It's all sugar. And like I said, it reminds me of Kool-Aid which is like not something that I've had since well since I was like 19 or 20 maybe 22 or 20 I've never had cool cool aid. I'm not entirely sure what it is. I know the guy but oh, yeah It's like a little pouch of of like flavoring now. This is the thing

You try to sell me on drinking the Kool-Aid right now, no You won't I don't know It's worth a shot I guess but it's a packet and you pour the packet in it makes two gallons of Kool-Aid and you pour one full cup of sugar in there and then you stir it up in there You got your Kool-Aid now me and my roommate. We figured out a secret formulation to make it better. It was two cups of sugar Many people discovered that I think it was a very common way to make a kool-aid But yeah, it's like a it doesn't get drank as much anymore because there's so many flavored water, you know

Cuz there's so many flavored water, you know There's just so much. Yeah, it's just nothing but sugar But yeah you when I was a kid it used to be a pretty normal thing to have some Kool-Aid or whatever It's just 25 cents. It's less than a quarter Yeah, it was so cheap And then if you made it ice cold with like a bunch of ice in it or whatever And it was really cold then it was still really refreshing on it because there's water you know He's still got water on a vent Kool-aid zero

Almost certain that they have yeah Charlotte I think the equivalent for kids in the UK is probably squash Yeah, I was gonna say I drank a lot of Ribena growing up. Oh god, Ribena is so fucking good, Jesus Christ. I gotta get some Ribena. This guy goes, so anyway, he goes, doesn't work well for cooking or baking or coffee or cheese making. Titanium dioxide is often added to whiten the bluish color caused by the lack of fat. That's an important dietary requirement, etc. Skim milk is the La Croix of milk.

Oh shit. Wow. So they're taking blue milk away from us by adding something to make it white I think it would be cool as hell if it was blue like in Star Wars Yeah, that's true. It comes out of the guy in there on the loose guy. Well could get out of the guy It's all blue. He squeezes it out and come out blue. Yeah, exactly. I like great. I like this person It's not quote like it. It's literally a cut product They have to add other shit into to make seem normal years and years of propaganda tell you it's quote again

Yeah, propaganda tell you it's Years and years before it by the way again. Yeah, it's British show of all time I don't know if anybody's seen years and years on now it's funny as pretty sure I've ever seen oh it's a Russell T. Davis show yeah it's got right over Emma Thompson it's Jessica Hines Wow this is huge it is really one of the worst shows you'll ever see but in a very funny way Like I get it. I actually turned the trash future guys on to it and they were like, okay You come on and talk about it and I was like fuck. Yeah, I will talk about the the finale

It's just like somebody I'll have to go listen to that episode. It cracked me up. So this person goes It's not like it's literally so he's calling it cut and he goes my great-grandpa worked in it this guy I like this guy my great-grandpa worked in a dairy and giggled when anyone even mentioned skim milk when it took off in the 80s because it's quote healthier he said before the health food craze it literally went down the drain because it's the garbage remnant of dairy not suitable for basically anything Wow, yes Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I agree with that cuz like a lot of people do drink it

So it's useful that I guess I don't I don't personally buy it cuz yeah, it's bad for baking and stuff You'd never you would never want to use that we had a house all the time and and sucks I never drank it ever because it really does have a bad look to it yeah it's watery isn't it yeah yeah you can see through it taste like it tasted worse I remember because we would get it sometimes we'd mostly have 1% but would sometimes have a skim when I was younger me and yeah what was not my choice. If it was up to me, I would have had 75% milk at the time. But yeah.

Butter only. I just remember it tasting really bad, like oftentimes. It had an actual different taste that I guess the whatever the fat was masking it, because it tasted less like that the more fat you got. This guy goes, My nan used to get actual glass bottles of milk Delivered to her house by a milkman. I have a bottle of milk in my fridge

Avalon Avalon milk around here and the place is right down there where I live and they still do deliver milk as well Finally person goes a bunch of pretentious milk purists snobs here I like whole milk because I like my milk to be like a small meal. But if you like skim, that's your choice. I like my milk that eats like a meal. You've heard of chunky soup? Soup that eats dead.

This is milk that eats like a meal. I like to be able to slice my milk up. And you know what I mean? What the hell? Why can't I chew my milk? I went to Amazon, where a lot of people do their grocery shopping and I looked up milk This is a 300 and this is 365 brand by Whole Foods Market organic whole milk 120 fluid ounces let's read some reviews of milk people can review milk. This is weirder than ticket master reviews

That's what I'm gonna say. Mm-hmm. Okay, this person goes good taste. You can tell the difference five stars. This is whole milk, which I prefer Although I do drink plant slash nut milks. I think it has a better taste than other whole milks I've tried and yes, they can taste different. I'm not lactose intolerant so I can say I have no digestive issues So I would say that it is a good quality milk. That's a big flex on there Like yeah, I thorough review. I could trace this by the way, no, no tummy hurt at all I don't suffer from being lactose intolerant. Also, it actually didn't hurt my tummy at all. It was a being lactose intolerant at all, so it actually didn't hurt my tummy at all, which was a big plus for me.

This person goes, tastes like milk? Five stars. I never drank milk that tastes like milk. I'm used to the watered down cold mild flavored milk until I discovered this stuff. Wow. Oh, shit. First time taking milk.

It's finally, the actual taste of milk comes to you. That's like, I thought I tasted milk. I thought I tasted it. So this is a powdered milk. It's called's finally the the actual taste of milk comes to you. That's like yeah, I thought I Milk this is a powdered milk. It's called donkey milk. It's a hundred percent organic. No sugar added. No additives it's freeze-dried and It is 8499 does it come from a donkey? I think it does I can't quite figure it out I just searched it and I found donkey milk and I was like, let's take a look and it's very expensive It's thirty dollars and forty one cents an ounce

13 dollars. Yeah, that's fucking expensive as hell. I I have to imagine that would be donkey, but why would you ever want? Why would you look at a donkey and think I gotta have that things milk? Yeah Yeah, well, don't let you know this person like some I'd like that things milk. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll let you know this person. I'd like some I'd like some ass milk Let's find out this person's five stars gold in a box I'm a health milk alternatives and simply trying new things kind of junkie That was so hard to read the first time like I was trying to figure it out, you know Yeah, like it's so worded so crazy The first time like I was trying to figure it out. You know yeah like it's so worded so crazy

He goes I have horse camel plant-based and now a donkey milk on rotation Intake on the mornings very nourishing keeps me energized and full before lunch I noticed that my stool has improved with donkey milk stool has improved with donkey milk. The donkey milk's vexing my poop. Yeah, I've been drinking donkey milk and I now don't have diarrhea all the time. Who knows it? Yeah, it could be a correlation. I mean, because the other stuff he's drinking is so fucked up.

He's drinking a bunch of other weird kind of milks too. So it could just be that he's not drinking the other weird milk that's fucking his stomach up. Yeah. He goes, then I've been taking it for two and a half weeks, debating if it's the temperature change or the milk that made me almost like resilient to the colds of first fall days.

My mother who didn't try the milk yet is sick with a runny nose and coughs right now. As we speak I'm running an experiment to see all the benefits since my health is very expensive to me I always test and try you ought to try this God sent piece so this person It's done a lot and finally this person mom It's a pretty simple drink the fucking donkey milk and then you'll get better or you sit over there sniffling like an idiot with your cow's milk

This person Five stars and said who would have thought I got this for the father-in-law who profusely sweat and helped And stopping him from sweating definitely recommend I Notice you're sweating a lot That's why I didn't definitely recommend. I notice you're sweating a lot. You want to maybe just get me out here. Try drinking this donkey milk. Is it a known thing that that's one of the,

you know what I mean? What led him to buy donkey milk for the sweat? I think these people are into trying new milks and I think they brined it and I'll explain why most expensive It's so expensive. Give me the most expensive milk, you know Camel actually you think that milk it does if they're living milk centric lives So when they get sick, they're like, okay, what is what kind of milk could I get to? That's the only thing they ever think about. I love the idea of like, oh, okay.

God, okay, so I gotta maybe, maybe I'll do two glasses of milk in the morning now and then one in the afternoon and see how that helps and I'll try banana in the morning and then I'll go with a. Yeah, well now summer's coming, right? Summer's coming. So I'm gonna be hotter and I'm gonna sweat more. I will, yeah. So we gotta introduce the donkey milk in,

so I sweat less to compensate. An entire, like a milk regiment for all of your health. Listen, these people that we're talking about, they don't sound that far off from that. It sounds like a lot of them are very much milk is at the center of their lives. Everything has gone so swimmingly with this episode We're not even gonna hit the raw milk guys, and I have some raw milk guys stuff so on guys plus

Mm-hmm. We'll look at some raw milk guys because those will be those guys are crazy Yeah, here's some reviews of banana Nesquik Yeah, I'm interested in this this yeah, this is listen. I love banana, too I'm a huge fan of banana You know, but I don't don't think a banana milk would be up my alley think banana milk sound I loved banana Nesquik. I yeah, I think it's a British thing. I don't think we had it here Yeah, we definitely it wasn't a big thing. It was like there was some sort of Medication or something that we would take you. take. There was like banana or whatever.

I love the banana one. Yeah, I did like it as well, but I feel like, yeah, I feel like I associated it very much with like the medicine. And so I don't think I wanted to have like a banana beverage of any kind other than that really. I'm big cherry head. I love cherry everything.

And I know people are always like, cherry tastes like medicine. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking head. I love cherry everything and I know people are always like cherry tastes like medicine I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about man cherry taste not the medicine you take. I mean, well, yeah I like the taste of pills too. That's Yeah, like chewing them there's like a weird Yeah, not the ones I take now cuz they won't do anything And just like Yeah. Not the ones I take now, cause they won't do anything. But back when I was- I was gonna say, is that a drug guy thing? You chew that red so you know. You can order some placebo and just chew on them.

You know, just for the taste. It's kind of weird to chew them, even if you're a drug guy, I feel like. I mean, I knew a lot of guys who took a lot of pills when I was younger. And even, I took pills myself, sometimes oxycontin and stuff like that. I didn't know anybody who was chewing those things.

Oh, I was. Vicodin. Especially, I like the flavor of Vicodin and stuff like that. I don't know anybody who is chewing those. Oh, I was I mean I couldn't especially flavor of Vicodin and Yeah, yeah, dr. House would chew them and it would always piss me off I'm like why you turn them it's disgusting cuz like I would take a lot of pain killers because of migraines And I it was always like it was always very important to get the least amount of taste from the scene of minifan as possible Because it tastes absolutely fucking disgusting. Yeah, I think that's what I like That's the flavor.

The flavor of getting high. Yeah, and I haven't had it in a long time, but back when I was using a lot of pills, like it was always like you crush it and it works faster and better. So we'd crush them and not snort, I don't snort anything, I've never been a snorter. I would crush them on a paper plate

and pour them into my mouth. And I think it was just the thing in my head where I was like, these are so good. This good shit. Like, right, right. Yeah, this guy says zombie lover says five stars. It's super delicious. It's really, really good. I love that you can add more or less to get the flavor that you want. Oh, yeah.

It's cool. They give you the option to give you the option to actually do your own pouring. Yeah, it's cool. They used to have that. Yeah, they would tell you how much. But yeah, well, they do tell you probably how much, but I think they probably nest quick is

Well, I figured the guy out earlier. They give you a range You know what? I mean? Like here's a range of well, I think they tell you how much but he's just saying listen Here's a little here's a little fucking a piece of advice from a guy who's been drinking a lot of nets quick You don't got to follow the rules on the bank. You can pretty much put as much or as little as you want in there. He's just giving you a helpful hit He goes it was a nice size and it was delicious. We will order again. This person goes one star nasty milk mix This is the nasty drink of the day Yeah piss was on that list. Let's fucking do a nasty drink of the day segment.

That is something. Hey, it's time. Charlotte, let's steal that for the podcast. Yeah, go for it. Let's make sure that we do an episode with that in it before this gets released so that we can see it now. Oh, you don't gotta worry about this.

This won't come out for like a month and a half. It comes out Tuesday. Oh, seriously?'t you don't gotta worry about this this won't come out for like a month and a half Oh, seriously? Yes, I gotta edit it. This is the nasty drink of the day. It tastes like tree bark. Trust me I had a I had a glass of it and I don't think I can drink milk again Don't waste ten bucks for this and you can return it properly afraid they would have to taste it so I don't know that and if he was kind of was a run-on sentence it seemed like he was super fired up you know what I mean and he was like he was seeing red kind of and he was just like typing Larry yeah he went leery mode he did yeah yeah I'm thinking about this person one star I'm thinking of I'm thinking I'm about

to get a regular size like they have in store But that thing is super small you can buy the right size in the store for cheaper, but just different flavors Well I promise it we're in the last 15 minutes of the show it's time I went to Our slash milky milk milfs Sorry, can we just get that again milky? Sorry you went milky milk you went to your bookmark. I don't have Yeah, and I went to r slash milking dairy farm first I Thought that it would be guys sucking milk out of a Cow it's kind of where it's not I'm gonna tell you the truth. It's not it weird that it's not. I'm going to tell you the truth. It's not.

It is lady spraying their breast milk on their camera. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that. Those are expensive. Yes, but I think if you're on like only fans or something, people love it. When you have to get like a special like a GoPro, like a waterproof camera or something so that you don't fuck it up?

Yeah, you gotta get the clear plastic in front. Put the plastic on it like it's galley. You can clean it real easy. Yeah. That's right, yeah. This woman goes, I love feeding strangers. What does that make me? And then the flare is showing off.

First guy goes, my next meal. Thanks for sharing. He's using a lot of fire emojis, heart emojis. What is that? What is the purple devils? The purple devils are always coming out and the old men are horny. What, what, what are you, what are they responding to right now? Lady spraying milk at her camera.? I'm just like a photograph of her with a photograph. It's a video That's why this was unsettling for me to look at so it's a video and is it like a pornographic type of video? Yeah, let me tell you I don't know why but if I go to a gross reddit page all None of its blurred and then I click on its blurred

I don't know how to fix it But it's not cool They're like I go to this page and it's just I'm seeing ladies milk in their titties like crazy so much of it and I was in front of my my wife and It just looks weird when yeah, it seems like a skill issue. I think going to Milky milk ladies in front of your wife. I think I would yeah She was in the way. Let's just say she was in the way. Yeah, get out get out. I need to look at the milk ladies

She was in the way where yeah, because she doesn't come into there where you're doing where you're at your computer right now She's ever been in here That's very odd but but but where is aware how is she able to see that you were doing the same room? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're doing it right? How like you could you definitely could have done that at a better time Yeah, sure sounds to me like maybe you wanted to drop a seed or whatever maybe you wanted to drop a seed or whatever. No. Oh shit. Oh my God. She can't.

Drop a seed and then, and I didn't even mean it in that way, but. I was gonna say. Yeah, then that is inevitably what he was. That's exactly what I thought you meant. I thought this was some kind of horrible phrase that maybe charitably that you had read on the show, but maybe you just come up with yourself.

No, I meant like plant a seed. No, I'm dropping, oh. I meant plant a seed. Sorry, you gotta go out. I gotta drop my, I meant like plant a seed Drop my seed right now Brian was when Brian plants a seed he drops his seed. Yeah, yeah all over the place this person goes I would love to drink from your flowing boobs Oh god. I hate when they say boobs. Yeah, I know, saying boobs in a sexual way is really funny. When you're trying to be the guy that,

oh man, I'd really love to lay you down and then just suck on your boobs. Pfft. I don't think, you know, honestly, I don't think I've really ever had cause to say boobs rather than tits, you know? Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I, yeah, I guess tits. Only when we're reading chive pose

That's all my time. I'm like. Oh, let me get a suck on them boobs Oh the audio of that Don't take that clip oh, I won't be using that as a saddle it for my stream now Can I lick your boobies Baby you got some nice boobies. It's like thinking about a British guy saying you've got a great bum Over here like yeah even to me i think that sounds absolutely pathetic this guy goes This guy goes can i be the next stranger mmm

This person goes cuz she asked remember what does this make me this person? I like this person. This is a Casanova uh-huh a kind and generous nurturing woman just as you were made to be That's really cool. See cuz you guys are thinking like oh everyone that's in these comment section is gonna be a gross Creepy guy trying to get laid, but no there are still some Creepy guy try to get laid, but you know there are still some Upstanding yeah classic guys that are left and some of them are very intelligent They just happen to be in a forum like this This person just says god damn I call dibs Dibs and finally this person goes my milky sexy cow so much delicious milk

Yeah, I love when a guy calls me a cow Ladies show you how would you like it if a guy was like hey, I'd love to suck on your otters you I will not defend them, but we'll say it seems that that is part of the language of the community. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not surprised. Yeah, it makes sense because they're milking. She's literally like spraying milk out, like in the way you'd milk a cow.

So it's less, I feel like that would be less insulting in this world. Yeah. Crucially, I think, you know, not a mother myself, but I'm pretty sure that's not how you feed a baby. I don't think you should kind of aim it and squirt. You know, I think we have a different approach. It would be smart to do though. It's not how you do it, definitely,

and I live with somebody who currently has milk in her breasts and feeds a baby. Okay, Brad. And I will say that Ariel I will say that she has as she did as a joke like a couple weeks ago like three weeks ago Because I'm always like don't you squirt me with? Is a joke like she's just naked like I'll be like don't you dare score and she did did it as kind of a joke and it squirted out Far I'm sure no, I'm sure it's a small amount It's like a little you know what I mean like it's like a tiny amount

But yeah, it's not the primary way that you know no not at all I was trying to imagine Charlie like trying to Fun it could be a fun little game. Yeah, it's a little older and he starts to yeah Yeah, it could be fun. Like that game at the fair where you have to shoot in the clown's mouth. Yeah, there you go. Exactly.

He would love that. Anyways, Ariel loves when I talk about her on the podcast. Let's see if she still does. Hi, Ariel. How you doing? Oh, she did want to mention, this is a big plug for your podcast, is that she is a big fan of your podcast, listens to every, this is a big plug for your podcast, is that she is a big

fan of your podcast, listens to every, and is a Patreon subscriber as well. And said she wanted to pass on how good it is, and how it's so nice to not have to listen to guys podcast all the time, is what she said to me. Oh my god, that's so nice to hear. I hope she enjoys next week episode, which is but milk blokes Well, we're finally to our last one milky milfs This is from yummy milk for you, and she goes sprays for the neighborhood

Spraying onto the camera and let's get some comments here. They're really good. These people really acted normal about it. This person goes, I wish I was your neighbor. Such delicious nectar. That should be going into a mouth. Oh. It should be going into a mouth. Okay, here's a question about this. When it comes to recording video of yourself, you know,

having milk come out of your breast, is the spraying coming from the fact that the footage of just a nipple right up to the lens is not really gonna like, it's not really gonna tell a story, you know? Yeah. Because then you're just, you know, the experience of, I guess, just drinking from a breast normally, it's just so kind of dark and you're just looking at skin. So does the spraying mean that, does that format come out of the sort of limitations,

I guess is my question. I see, so like that they are imagining in the video drinking from the breast. That is what they want to imagine, that they are a little baby and that they're drinking the milk. But it doesn't hit as much if you can't see the face, so you have to have the,

hey, hey, check this out, you know? I need to stop aiming. I think they also want it all over them. You know what I mean? Like they're straight. That's my question. Oh, I see. It's like, dude, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like a bukkake, but with milk. I see. Oh, now I totally understand. I'm not sure, yeah, to be honest, it's, yeah, I think some of these guys might be a little fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think some of these guys might be a little fucked up Yeah, well I was really genuinely hoping that there were guys that like to pour milk all over each other and have sex together

And that didn't seem to exist. I looked for it in all different ways I was searching like guys that pour milk on each other and have sex with each other Hey guys listeners if any of you guys do that or maybe have thought about doing it and you want to write into the show and say you know what your experience was like I'm sure you got a video too because anyone could just write it and say that they did it we want to see some this person goes wow this is all caps by the way and a lot of emojis. Wow, so awesome, milk. Wait until I get the, here.

Wait until I get the cup and the cereal. Oh. He's gonna use it for his cereal? Yeah, hey, that's actually nice. So that's actually smart, cause he's like, he's getting horny, but he also needs to have his breakfast. Yeah.

This guy, big and hard hard eight is this guy's name Hmm and he goes mmm. I'll drink it all up mommy What do you think five which that guy's go five and a half six inch cock Using the eight moniker in there and then after it's like what no no that's just like wasn't my favorite number I was not I was not implying anything and you can't hold me to this I'll feel bad about this, but if I don't do this I'm a baby. I need some movie juice mama One of the famous most famous radio hosts from America.

I was one of his stingers. This guy goes mommy and just a sweaty emoji and finally at the end, this guy just says fabulous flow, wish you delivered. Flow? Yeah. Flow? It's like a fat tin of milk.

It's so, listen, I'm not openminded at all. I'm gonna say that right now I'm incredibly closed minded. Yes but even this is like I find this Weirder than the fart guys that are like, you know Sit and whack me off and fart in my face. Yes Like I find that almost more normal than this, you know There's something about the milk that is a bit weird if it if the milk turns sexual

It's obviously weird because the milk milk is like, you know Obviously comes as we've been discussing is sort of the thing when you're a little baby that you get from your mom's Breasts often times and juice from there Yeah a little baby that you get from your mom's breasts often times. It's your booby juice from there. Yeah, and so it's kind of odd when you start sex, you start to wonder if maybe there might be something, like I'm not like, I'm not smart about that, but if there's something going on from their childhood or something like that to make them so obsessed with it

in that kind of way. Yeah. It has a more troubling, darker undertone for sure with the whole sort of mother thing. It's when they're literally saying mommy. Yeah, mommy, mommy, squirt your milk on me. Yeah, it definitely, it's a little weirder than the farts in that sense because the farts,

they don't have to do with your mom. They're just kind of nasty. Well, they could. It could be mommy fart on me. Mommy, mommy, please fart on me, mommy, please. Another perfect sound alert there. Thank you, Brian. Reverb fart. It's very popular. You guys might. It's very the reverb fart is very popular. It's one of the most popular

segments on the show, to be honest. Wait, it's so funny when it funny when we play it and I forget about it because the episode's coming out next week and there's just people like, oh, the reverb fart was on there. The bop, though, what a great episode. Honestly, it might be, if you guys don't mind, the episode title might be like,

yes, we might list the guest as reverb fart and then I'll put you in the description and everything but it's like people get pretty I've to put reverb no way no guys featuring reverb we did the reverb part twice and we did the booby-doo sound effect. Yeah Yeah, absolutely all-time effort. I mean those guys are absolutely eating the ones who are fans I was oh, yeah I was being like that yesterday because I wanted a diet dr. Pepper, but there weren't any in the refrigerator and

All I have was 7-up cherry zero and I was in the kid. I swear I was doing it I was going way way. I swear. I was doing a house going way way I want my doctor pimp Why didn't you just go get a dr.. Pepper? Yeah, that was actually my question was did doing that make a dr.. Pepper appear cuz no it actually just made my wife and daughter Creep hey you yeah He lives so he lives right in the city and just like very close to everything I have a diet dr. Pepper in nine minutes. Well, that's not even that's actually

Actually, I Yeah, I could probably have one quicker than that. It's a ref from a restaurant though. Not a can No, you gotta be able to get a bottle or can So okay, well then I will then get then then I could have one in five minutes seven minutes seven minutes So anyway, I know I couldn't fuck you know I couldn't I absolutely could you've been to my house before you know I know I know When you guys do it right now We'll run the show and we'll time it.

On stream, on stream, Brian, this coming Sunday, I will leave and go get a diet Dr. Pepper and come back within 14 minutes. Well, now, my neighborhood is insane right now. Ariel just came in the room. Ariel just came in the room and said, lie. No way. She's sitting telling me I can't,

but she's, just because she doesn't walk as fast as I do I am a guy I'm incredible at my stride yeah yeah I'm a tall guy I have a long stride and I walk with purpose I will say that me too my neighborhoods been crazy this week so it might take a little longer it's just there's a lot going on. There was a taco festival that went crazy. They banned teens period. They know teens. Yeah. That's you can't fucked up. You're going to 10 and under if you're with a family. Obviously a 10 year old can't come without their parents. So 10 years old or younger with a family or 21 and up. 21? Yeah, no team.

Holy shit. That was crazy. Outrageous. There was a fight. Okay. Last year and this year, by the way. And it's like, we have these festivals all summer. Like we do festivals all summer long.

Kid rocked a little bit. You know? And nothing ever happens. That was kid rock. Singing sweet home All right Comfortable with me, I feel like you still need to be more like embarrassed Charlotte I want to apologize that you made Brian comfortable enough to do that at the end.

Oh, so nice. Singing sweet hope, we was trying different things, and we were smoking funny things. Oh, fuck, see, this always happens. I do know this song. It always happens when Brian starts singing a song, is I realize, oh, I do know this. He's just, he's not singing it in the right key

or anything like that, you know? Well, that's the show. You have anything to plug? Obviously, I do know this he's just he's not singing it in the right key or anything like that. You know that's the show You have anything to plug obviously you do Obviously obviously we have obviously you do and what's that and what's the podcast Brian that they have to plug what's all this then? On his screen I saw him reading it I Don't you know what's on my screen right now? percent milk tastes best I don't look at titties while I podcast Okay, just look at them when your wife and daughter are in the room well my daughter first of all is 20 years old

So it's not weird. Yeah, I didn't say it was I'm just saying that's a story you told hopefully it wouldn't have it wouldn't be yeah Like hopefully if she was younger, it would have been weird. It would have been doing it Okay Mondays bonus episodes on Thursdays patreon It's really fun. We talk about British stuff And you know, I don't know anything about Britain. So Well, you better you better think of something that you want to do because you're gonna have to come on Come on. We'll have to come on love Chris. I was hoping that you would maybe do Manchester United with us

Oh, yeah, they're at the height of their right now. They're just really fantastic a lot to celebrate Yeah, they finished their do they're the worst that they've ever been my team Mm-hmm. Yeah, Miami. Yeah flamingo guys and that I think that's what it is. And you know, if you want more guys patreon.com slash guys podcast I also want to make sure I say at the end of this episode, if you missed the stream, Twitch took my account away completely. They said you can't have it because you might murder somebody. Apparently we were murdered. I mean, listen, it's more complicated than that. We got suspended twice and Brian refused to change the name even after the suspension. So it really was

our fault. So we're on Twitch. Slash not even a show every Sunday night at 8 o'clock So I'm gonna suffer when there's wrestling there was wrestling last night one best shows I've ever seen but alright We'll see y'all next week. Goodbye next week Gareth Reynolds Okay great I know we already talked about it on this episode. Okay, great. Bye.