Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 140 - Paranormal Guys with Eva Anderson

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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Hi, Chris. That was Dracula. Oh, I am a ghost. I think you're doing Dracula. We're not doing Dracula guys. No, I know we're not, but I think what you were doing was the voice of count oh i am a dracula anyway our guest this week for paranormal guys eva anderson hi eva hi guys i felt like he was doing bobby boris picket no i'm doing dracket what's singer of the

monster mash oh yeah but isn't he doing doctor like count dracula kind of he's doing like Belalogosia. Belalogosia. No, he's doing a ghost. Okay. It's all good. That's a ghost. Oh, that's a ghost, right?

A little bit more. So that, so this is go. Oh, can we do this whole episode where you guys tell me how close I've gotten to ghost? Okay. Keep going. I mean, can I just say Eva got it first try? She got it. Yeah.

She's a professional. There it is. That's, that's what that. If you had to done that, we wouldn't be stuck in the mud. here at the beginning of the episode already. Ghost, it's a ghost man. There we go, because it's less like ghost man is more close to it because it's less that one sounded like Brian Callan kind of ghost man.

I just watched a few comedy videos about him. So this week on the show, I was the first going to do ghost guys, right? I'm like, we're just going to do pure ghost guys. But then I found a bunch of guys claiming to have time traveled. So I was like, we're going to do paranormal. Yes. Okay. Yeah, those almost seem like they obviously could time travel guys, but you're saying maybe

there's not enough. You're putting them together. Time travel guys and ghost guys are going together on one episode. Any kind of weird, you know, for people that know about like Art Bell type stuff is what we're doing. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I used to listen to Art Bell when I was like a PA.

I had to drive from like midnight to 3 a.m. to drop off dailies at people's houses and I got so deep on Art Bell man. What's like one of the What is Art Bell? Like I know I know that it's like ghost stories or whatever but like are they It's not it's coast it was called

Coast to Coast A.M. Have you ever heard Coast to Coast? It was like an AM radio show. Yeah. It was hosted by George like Art Bell and then George Norrie. But the whole point was like he would just accept any phone call. It's awesome. Like I would be like I saw a deep. There is a gate to

hell in Michigan that you should maybe look into because I did go look down in it and there were demons and they'd be like oh really so people would tell ghost stories but that was just one of the things they would tell all kinds of things but what were they all meant to be sort of paranormal or some people just call and say like normal stuff it's like no it's like conspiracy and paranormal there was one guy at like in the early odds that would call in a lot and say that there was a dragon outside this house is that that Was his name Joseph by any chance in Austin, Texas? Sorry, Joe Rogan famously believes in dragons.

You know what? I can guarantee Joe Rogan's an Art Bell guy, too. Like, that is 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. But it is like, he's a very famous. And like, like Eva said, he takes everybody on their word. You know what I mean? So a guy can say, I time travel, and he'd be like,

oh, what was it like when you time travel? So he would say like, You didn't time travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't get in the weeds on that type of stuff. He's just like, okay, let's hear it. Yeah, I mean, I've definitely, we had Art Bell in Canada. Like, it was, you know, that show was here.

I just never listened to it. I knew the sort of, I assumed it was all ghost stories, really is kind of my understanding. But yeah, I never had, I was never into that stuff. So I never had any interest in listening, really. I will tell you that I think my favorite thing about these guys and we'll see some of this. is that like oftentimes they post what's happening and then somebody will give them the most simple an obvious solution of like nope that's impossible there's no way that's the case you know what I mean like a gas leak are we going to hear about some gas leaks yeah like the wind or whatever like

oh it sounds like maybe the wind like did that perhaps and they're just like well no no you don't even know the wind patterns around here there's no way and like they just yeah that's yeah They just, they've already decided, it's confirmation bias or like they've, they've already decided what happened. And they're only looking for information that they're like, yeah, helps them with that. Everything else. Let me read you this post from R slash paranormal that is the flare on it is debunked this. Okay.

Subject on cat acting scared. Reasons for concern. Okay. Okay. I have a cat. Oh, no. Hello. first time poster here had plenty of paranormal experiences in my life and usually have a good

knack for when something feels off this time i think it feels off but wanted to ask other people just to check as i stated in the title me and my husband have a three-year-old cat he's usually quite curious and playful never seen him acting scared about anything before except for other cats or dogs because he really hates dogs early that's like famous okay holy shit your cat hates dogs yeah earlier we're in yeah yeah there might be something wrong with that cat there might be something wrong with your cat it hates dogs earlier we were in a kitchen getting lunch when we heard him meow really loudly as if he was hurt and he still had his tail all puffed up as soon as we walked into the room he went straight into our son's nursery and started acting all angry at the window

as if he was seeing a cat or a bird outside, but when we looked, we couldn't see anything. Okay, well, a couple of things. Birds fly away. Birds are so fast and they can fly into the sky every direction, any way they want to go. They can be gone so fast. Depending on the type of bird, like think about like a swallow or something,

like they could be gone so fast. But the other thing is anybody who's had a cat knows that like it's the thing about cats just act weird all the time. they're always doing weird stuff and there could be like a number of reasons for it that you'll never find out or whatever but that's like a known thing about cats is that they'll do bizarre things like that you know we left him and he went back to eat and he started and went back to eat and he started meowing again this time he went a cat meowing yeah i mean he's hungry did you try feeding the cat the cat could have been hungry this time we went to guard this time

he went to guard the living room window he keeps patrolling between between these two rooms now and every time he enters the living room he's crouched down looking around not at all scared we're in a new house and we both know for sure the ex-owner like to hang around uh both me and my husband heard footsteps sometimes the house makes normal house noises but sometimes they're just a bit extra creepier okay hang the the person is deceased the previous person is deceased they doesn't it doesn't like to hang around like i say i saw a movie like dennis quade or something where he he sold his house it's not that old it's a pretty new movie and he can anybody didn't want to leave so he just kept coming back and like hanging out in the house but this is they're talking this is a ghost

they're talking the ghost family oh okay so they're just sort of matter-of-factly saying like well there's a ghost family like first off one thing you should understand is there's a ghost family in here well that's probably that's if you know that we have like we have a shared delusion yeah yeah there's a ghost house which is definitely very cool so then why are you even wondering about the cat thing that it's probably the ghost it's possible it is possible he goes i've also caught glimpses of apparitions before and when i talked to my friend whose grandparents used to live here she said that she also saw her grandfather's figure one time when she was living here and that she does think her grandmother is sticking around

however our cat never acted scared or angry about them maybe startled sometimes but never scared Maybe they were nice ghosts or whatever or like that wasn't worried about the ghost. Yeah, maybe they were those ghosts were friendly, but these the cat senses that there's some sort of evil in this ghost. Now here we go. The cat doesn't belong to the former owner. No. Like the grandma, you know, like might have had a kid. If it was the grandma's cat, the cat would be like great, grandma's still here. But this like this cat doesn't know this guy. That's And the phrase like sticking around and hanging around. Like I find it very unnerving that they're just assuming we know what they mean.

Yeah. It seems like it's terminology in the in like the ghost community or something, right? That they're just kind of like, yeah, we have some hangarounds or whatever. It's just like what? Some hang around. I've heard that in like a biker gang, but that's, yeah, it feels like it feels like they're using in speak a little bit, even if it's just kind of common language. They're saying tarper or like chomper. Yeah.

Yeah. I know the logical explanation is that he saw something outside that our human eyes cannot see. And by that, I mean that's the logical explanation. That's a, yeah. And by that, I mean that a cat is going to be better at seeing another animal outside than a human. Oh, okay. Yeah. But wanted to post anyways, as he's never acted like this before.

So like debunk this for my piece of mind? So they are saying, they are saying that most likely the cat is just seeing a bird or something like that that we can't see so they aren't saying that the most logical thing is that it's a ghost well this guy goes uh the house is new to him the outside is new to him you can't judge too much by what he did at the old house and then she gets a reply from the op and goes we've been living here for two months so it's new but not that new that we haven't established a baseline yet this is out of ordinary even for him for this new place okay so i can see what's going to happen here people are going to yeah people are just going to try to again as you said just say you know the most

obvious thing like you're brand new to a house like the way cats act when they're at a new house like they've they're really weird when they get to a new house so yeah that's and even for the first couple of months but every time these person's just going to say no actually that's what can i ask you have you considered that this guy goes i wonder if there could be something big and scary going by the just outside the window like a hawk or an owl perhaps that's an odd that's not too odd as birds you could think yeah that's a really odd maybe or a stork why would that stork a pelican yeah like uh an ostrich running by perhaps uh it it doesn't have to be big i don't think that seems more less that seems almost like the same

level of plausible as a ghost, you know, that an eagle is low swooping by your house. It's a hawk in the window. I don't know where they live. If you live in a rural area, maybe, but like, yeah, I did see a hawk recently low, pretty low, and it was very cool to see. Still strange to not know where somebody lives and assume hawk or owl. Yeah, I'm thinking probably, listen, oh, your cat's acting strange? I'm thinking hawk or owl.

swooping by on the regular basis so finally this one has a happy end shadow I might have seen a shadow yeah yeah that's that's literally that's what I'm talking about like they're they're they're going for these crazy explanations when it's like a cat will get freaked out or weirded out by us the smallest dumbest little thing well here's a guy asking an interesting question from R slash paranormal and I his he I don't really know his motivation for asking this question, but I thought it was interesting. Can you haunt an object on purpose while you're still alive? Hmm. So basically, I want to know if it's possible to seal something inside an object or maybe infuse your feelings into it. I read a post about someone who received a

doll from their father and it showed signs of haunting. They also mentioned how the father was abusive in the past. Is it possible he did it on purpose? Or how do you do without realizing? So this guy apparently wants to haunt a object and send it to somebody, I think. I mean, that's pretty, yeah, listen, there is a lot of people. We encounter them sometimes. There are a lot of people who get their ideas, like their ideas for what to do in their life. They get them exclusively from movies and television. And it seems like this is one of those people.

who you know because that's i think that's something you only can see in the movies right i think though the reason i think it might not be that is because a guy that's doing the movies thing would definitely be like you can haunt an object he wouldn't go somewhere and ask if you can do it you know what i mean i guess but i just mean like i guess yeah maybe he's just looking for some clarification though on like he seems maybe confused about movies versus reality or whatever and he's trying to get some clarification i love the first answer in reality it's not possible but if if you infuse a drop of your blood you can haunt it after you pass on to the other world wait does he want does he just for clarity do you think he wants to haunt somebody with an

object or do you think he thinks he's acquired a haunted object i think that he wants to send something to like his ex-girlfriend or something like that is my my or somebody that he thinks has wronged him maybe a guy at work like his boss at work he's like I'm gonna haunt his pencil and then he'll be fucked you know what I mean he's not really confrontational or whatever he has the issue with confrontation but somebody has done something so bad to him and he's just like I wonder if like I could just do it sort of a simple thing where I just sort of like confuse some of my feelings into like, you know, a teddy bear or something like that and just send it over and then destroy their life that way. Which if you could do that, I'd do that.

To who? President. Oh, yeah. Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian, relax, all right. We don't, we've got, we got all kind of political on a couple of bonus episodes that go there and we don't need to be. I don't need to hurt him or anything. I just wanted to curse him a little. What would you, what would you do? Oh, what are you going to do to him? Make his freaking skin orange? Give me a break. That's one idea I have. I'll make them really ugly and have them bad hair and bad posture.

Yeah, make them give them, you know, it'd be cool. Make them out of shape. You know what I would just, you know what I would think of? Because this is like, imagine you make them have a little small hands. Stop it. This guy goes, you shouldn't be, you should be able to put a curse on it if you know, how i think quote haunt is the right word i don't think haunt is the right word it's curse you probably put a curse on you can probably put a curse on that that's true because haunting is

something that you generally do to a person right you haunt a person whereas you put a curse on an object yeah that's that that's kind of what i know from movies and stuff this guy goes items can store energy so it depends on how it develops over time which i have no idea what that means it depends on how it develops over time that's a person did I feel is probably speaking some version of the language that I don't understand. Considering that my, okay, this one you guys like, considering that my cell phone always crashed after an envious person picked it up and that I once read, yeah, yeah. Why are you calling so many envious people? Yeah, they're not.

Like, picked it up, like, held it. physically picked it of my foot i grabbed your phone and i'm envious why your phone crash that's wild i guess it must there's probably one person who they feel is envious it's because i mean you're not i don't know i like i don't get my phone grabbed that often i would say maybe like Ariel touches my phone really is the envious of you i think she might be like she might be envious of um you know i guess of sometimes she's probably envious of me when i'm like uh chilling watching watching a soccer game live at the stadium and she's trying to put our child down to sleep.

I would imagine she's envious. No, no, no. Never stays cool. Yeah, I don't think she's an envious person. I think like anybody's like can be envious of someone in a moment or whatever, but I don't think she's an envy. So I think that's why I'm in the clear, whereas if a truly envious person got a hold of my phone,

I think I would start having trouble with it pretty quick. I do think, I feel like also like if, if you, as a person think more than one person in the world envies you like actively like you have a personality disorder you might be weirder than yeah you're the weird one like everyone envies me and this person just to be clear this person does think that their phone crashed because envious people picked it up so i think there is definitely well it's not this isn't it okay considering that my cell phone always crashed after an envious person picked it up and that i once read a report that was not exactly as you say but similar they stole a cell phone from a poor angolan who died of

Ebola or something like that something like that i didn't i read the headline of it i read the headline it was like it was pretty boring the word article but something like that seems like a good article to read though you know what i mean like something along those yeah something along those lines did they envy the poor angolan well it's weird because here they stole a cell phone from from a poor angolan who died of Ebola and something like that and the phone was contaminated and whoever stole it also died of the same thing now that doesn't seem spiritual to me and I don't know if that's possible it doesn't seem spiritual it's maybe like if somebody's really sick I guess and then you know that sounds like germ theory that might be germs well oh what's that what was that oh that was

sorry there's a plane outside sorry I live by the airport I'm going to close A plane. Do you think it could be a hawk or an eagle? Yeah. I think it's an envious person. But she goes, I believe that an object is charged and absorbs both energy and dirt. Very strange sense. I think so, too.

I think it absorbs dirt. I think the bottom of my feet absorb dirt and energy. Next line here, he goes, a person who masturbates ends up passing all those intentions onto the phone, which after being resold we'll pass on all the energetic information to the new owner and we'll pass on

the addiction to the new owner Oh god so you're so don't buy a secondhand phone unless you want to be masturbating all day potentially or that's if you're lucky you're lucky if you get a masturbator's phone what if it's a fucking killer what if it's a killer you know what I'm saying

like what like think about some of the possibilities I bought a master as this like you go to buy a second hand phone and you're like has this Do you know the person that had this before masturbated? So can I ask you something? This might sound strange just before I buy the phone from you. Do you masturbate just a normal amount?

Is this going to get me addicted to masturbating? Yeah. I mean, I guess you could. I'm currently like I totally have it in check. I do it. I do it. I could easily quit right now. I'd never have to masturbate again if I don't want to.

I do it because it's like I enjoy. I enjoy it and it's like actually helping my life, but like I could easily quit now. Do the thing I used to say when I quit smoke, before I quit smoking, hey, if I'm going to die from smoking, at least I die from something I enjoy. Hell yeah, brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I know a couple guys who agree with you on that couple of review guys that would agree with

you. I don't think, I don't know how I felt about cigarettes when I smoked cigarettes. I don't think I really had a real concept of it in my mind. Oh, yeah, I loved them. Just to be clear, I loved smoking the cigarettes. God, I don't think it's, it is a, we've talked. We did cigarette guys, obviously, though. I don't think it's just, it's never in the cards again for me.

I can never go back. I can't say. And he goes, at the end of it, he goes, be it any object. There will always be smells and loads of energy there. Ew. I do feel like the phone masturbator is somebody who has used this to explain, like, jerking off to his wife like this is like she's like she's like he's like honey hear me out oh yeah the phone it's the phone so you so okay honey i was just looking at the desktop

history and it was like i was trying to find a thing that i had gone to yesterday like i wasn't snooping or anything and i just noticed that you're going to a lot of really nasty pornographic websites all the time yeah and then he goes to it he's like but do you remember the phone that i got Remember the guy we bought it from? Didn't he seem a little bit horny to you? He looked like a huge masturbator to me. He looked so horny, right? I remember thinking of myself,

this guy seems horny. This guy seems a little horny. And yeah, that's a good point, Eva. I do think, yeah, a lot of this stuff is so absurd that it does sound like the type of thing that a, like a husband in a sitcom would say to his. wife to explain away why he got caught masturbate. Yeah. Yeah. Or this is the wife, or this is literally the wife on the subreddit being like, yeah, no, I've heard of this before. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. She's like one of those like, uh, people, the, the women and like who are married to a gay person and they're Christian, but they're in denial. They're like, oh yeah. No, I've, it's the, have you heard about these phone things that are making, it's like it passes on all of the horniness and everything. It's crazy. I left my phone at the bar and the guy that ran out and handed it to me had hair all over his palms from chronically masturbate. Yeah, so it's sometimes it can happen even if you buy a brand new one. Yeah, you got to keep it. Yeah, you got to keep it on you at all times. Keep it in a plastic bag. Yeah, yeah. All right, this guy has a weird question. Time travel? He goes, last night, I went to bed at 11.44 p.m. I know this.

because I checked the clock when I laid down. I fell asleep pretty quickly. Sometime later, I was awoken by a loud banging sound, scared the shit out of me. It was dark and I grabbed my phone to check what time it was. My phone said 12.49 a.m. I was surprised it had just been over an hour as it felt like I'd been asleep longer than that. By the way, completely standard experience. Oh, this is creeping me out so far.

I'm getting a little bit. The Willie's even just. hearing this. I was surprised it had been just, he goes, no bother, of course, but I decided to grab my tablet and turn on some music to fall back asleep. That banging noise really got my heart racing. Again, sometime later, I woke up to a banging sound in the same sound, or at least rather close to it. Again, it scared the shit out of me. This time, however, there was a glowing light coming from under my bed between my bed and nightstand. It was the tablet. It had somehow falling off the nightstand and landed face up under my bed the music was still playing i reached

down and grabbed the tablet was a little scared um to grab it and he goes the music had been playing about you were a little scared to get or you never know monster under the bed monster of the bed grown man whose parents were never like there's no monsters under the bed i mean listen i i don't get i guess there is that little momentary like no i that's not true i don't have an underneath the bed right now like we don't have it we just have like a platform just throws it on the floor well truly we had the bed on the floor for a long time because it's up against the crib and the crib is at that level so we just had the mattress on the floor to have one big bed mine's on an insanely fancy headboard that my wife bought in order to bully me into buying a king

size bed it was smart it was smart because I kept saying we can't afford a king size bed and then yeah kept spending money on me and uh how did you even you're coming home with just like bags full of Lego boxes and just being like, we can't, how are we going to afford a king size bed? You'll never be able to afford this king size bed. How much was that shirt? $300. You're buying you, you're just like spending, you're, you spend enough on Lego king size beds to,

if to buy a real one. And I kept saying, no, we're not doing it. We can't do it. And then she was like, hey, I was on this auction site. They had a beautiful headboard bed set in a model home. And they sold it for like 30 bucks. She was like, why don't we go grab that and just keep it until we get the king size bed? And at first I was like, yeah, sure, let's do that.

It's fine. You know what I mean? Complained the whole time. Complained the whole time picking it up because it's huge and heavy. But in the end it, I ended up getting a king size bed because she kept saying we got this thing and we got it. It sounds like a haunted headboard situation, though. Oh, yeah. I think a masturbator might have touched the headboard, and I'm always in there jacking my shit.

Wait a second. I think the person who had this headboard before used to love to suck on tinnies for three hours. He was a titty man. This is a titty man's headboard. I reached down and grabbed the tablet, which was a little scared something would get me, but no such thing was there. The music had been playing about 25 minutes. I checked the time on the tablet. 12.22 a.m.

1222 a.m. I forgot. I turned the song on at 1249 a.m. Oh, it went backwards in time? Check my phone thinking my tablet might be set to the wrong time zone. My phone also read 1222 a.m. So this guy has an issue with the time on his phone. But instead of saying I have some issue with time on my phone.

So the first response is the guy that goes, if time is indeed an illusion for the sake of understanding, everything that's really happening at the same time, then it's not unreasonable to believe there might be flaws in it and even deliberate manipulation by those in control of it. Yeah, have you never seen... Those in control of it? Yeah, the Timekeepers.

Have you never seen Marvel movies? I think a lot of these guys are going on a Marvel movie, kind of... Yeah, the Timekeeper is not even in a Marvel movie, though. No, what's it called? What are they called? Like, in that, what was the one show where they talked about... A Loki show. The Loki show.

Yeah, and the Time Keeper. Keeper, of course, is from Comedy Bangbag, Maxwell of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, Maxwell Keeper. Yeah, Maxwell Keeper, yeah, and his, he works at his Desmond Longo, his brother-in-law's watch shop. And do you know what his job is, Brian, at the watch shop, Maxwell Keeper? It's to call people who have their watches in for repair and call them and tell them what time it is if they need to know what time it is while their watch is in for repair.

The OP goes Thank you It's nice to have a comment Other than an uninspired mundane lazy thought variety Can we discuss this Would you elaborate on this topic This guy is scared

Because he saw Ernest scared stupid And then like someone was like Time is illusion And he's like let's get into this Yeah We need to sit down Can we meet? I think he

I think the clock said 11 whatever And not 12 I mean it could have been several things He'd been asleep and he checked the time I think that it is very likely A mistake on his part Looking at the time He was like he was dreaming at one of the times

He was dreaming at one of them Yeah exactly there's like you're going in and out of consciousness Fam is like you everyone knows that feeling Where you're like coming in and out of sleep and stuff feels like semi-real and you get a little bit confused about whether or not you've like everyone knows I thought everyone knows that feeling

but I guess this guy does it. Have you considered this? This is the guy responding back and you guys, this might answer everything. Ancient mythology suggests that our temporal reality is a very localized phenomenon

which is was somehow produced by Saturn arguably the strangers of the gas giants. Arguably. I've been arguing about it lot with my wife about which is the strangest of the big gas planets giants actually it's not a planet it's a giant okay how can you literally connect that with what i experienced selfish hey selfish jesus it's not all about you uh i don't mean to sound like a dumb ass here well too way too late but while i understand the concept famous line actually when you're when you're

responding to something insane and you go while i understand the concept i'm having difficulty making the connection between experiences what appears to be a possible jump in time with mythology i've yet to discover who would be controlling time and why would it affect me personally and directly he gets a reply and he goes i can't really respond as specifically as you require you might have more satisfaction with a more specialized subreddit such as r slash glitch in a major oh shit can i can i get a referral like it's a doctor like yeah we're going to refer you actually to a more specialized subreddit uh yeah you're just going to need to use this code to log in and i was going to go there and look through stuff but we're going to have to do matrix guys now because i did

look at glitch in the matrix and it was psychotic it was a truly crazy website uh this this uh the next this one's really weird i will say now I had a child Chris has a child we've all been around children in our lives so keep keep in mind they do have imaginations

that are wild this guy goes my three year old brother says he has a wife and children okay yeah get on the paranormal subreddit bro

like this is fucked up this is so good man this is so good this is so good leave him wherever he is and walk to your computer and be like, what the fuck's going on? Chalking this up to like paranormal as shit, like talking to a three-year-old and them saying like, I got a wife and kids, eh?

And then you just being like, hang on a second. Your blood runs cold. Yeah, what's this kid talking about here? He's a child. How could he? Hang on, let me just figure this out of my brain how this could. Like the idea of. You think he really could have a wife and, yeah, like, like, like,

he really could like being like I gotta be use my critical thinking here for this and like really like really delving into that is so good your brain has to be so weird to talk to a child that have like a make believe conversation with them and I'll let it let let's hear what he has to say this story this story happened many years ago but I wanted to tell it here but my brother was three years old he said he had a wife and two children and my first at first my family and I saw it as an innocent children's game at first at first but soon everything would get weirder my brother started saying that his wife and children hit him well yeah i mean listen it's still normal it's not good but the kids say all kind of stuff like that they see hitting all the time and like you know they used to say

there was a guy that would hide in a room named spooky and she would like talk to this guy and me and katie were like ah it's not really a guy it's like it was so quickly dismissed you know what i mean You went and checked, you went and looked and see if he was there first. Yeah, I went to Reddit, and I was like, my daughter is saying there's a man. It was spooky. Is anybody familiar with this guy? Spooky? Is he finding his self into any of your children's subconscious?

It turns out to be like just, it's porno Sean. He's just like, rebranded as spooky. Yeah, but soon everything would get, he goes afterward, so he goes, but soon everything would get weirder. My brother started saying in his wife. and children hit him afterwards he didn't want to eat anymore because his wife said the food is bad throw it up now in my house we don't see things that could influence that type of behavior what could it be and then he goes he stops saying he lets him know after he stopped saying that after taking him to a person who supposedly freed these spirits and since that day he's never said anything about it

again so he went to an exorcist he exercised the three-year-old he exercised the family out of there get that Get that family out of that kid. Get that family out of that kid. Question, can I, can you get a family out of my child? Hey, I've got a three-year-old kid. He's got a family in there. Can we get the, get that family out of there? We don't want him talking to his wife.

I mean, the wife's telling him not to eat dinner for God. This guy goes, okay, I loved this answer because the first part of it is very right. it goes takes a turn sounds like the kind of thing young kids say when they're remembering their previous life they usually stop at first you're like it does sound like the big kids say yeah you're agreeing and you're agreeing and he's like uh wouldn't they remember their previous life and you're like okay i'm out again sir it goes uh they usually stop talking about it and sometimes even forget it entirely as they get older did he give you names that you could check out, did he remember his own name? Weird. Weird question. I think that probably if the kid was

constantly talking about this family and with like these negative connotations and stuff like that and making him not eat, that there's like something going on psychologically with the kid most definitely, like some sort of trauma that he suffered or something that happened to him that's causing that to happen. But I just, yeah, I don't think that a family lives inside of him. Would also say that, you know, kids go through weird things. is where they don't want to eat their food. Yeah. And they'll do fucking anything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. To not eat their food or go to bed. Like, it's oftentimes a three-year-old will say things and lie. It's true. Like, it's just like an imaginary friend, I guess. It's just an imaginary friend, but his imaginary friend is a family. Yeah. I have a three-year-old niece who just like, we were just hanging out with her a month ago.

She's almost three. And she kept telling us that she didn't want to wear sunscreen. And she said it was because the. doctor told her she couldn't wear sunscreen because it's disgusting. She said the doctor said sunscreen is disgusting. The doctor is a... And also, she also said the lifeguard told her sunscreen is disgusting. She had like a bunch of sources that had told her that sunscreen is bad.

Lifeguards and doctors are, they usually would be pro sunscreen, I feel like. But if we just took her at face value, like this doctor sounds like he's no good. Showing up to the doctor's office? Like, excuse me, doctor. but did you tell my child that the sunscreen is disgusting at which medical school

did you learn that sir he goes did he give you name he goes not his own but his wife and children's yes his wife's name was Mariana but I don't remember his children and this guy goes

sounds like the kind of this guy he he quotes sounds like the kind of thing young kids say when they're remembering their life and he goes I unironically want to know more about this well he's going to get it when I was little I would talk about the kid war that's what I called that's what I called it but they were distinct memories that I swore I was a part of I really only remember two pictures in my head

one sword fighting near cannons against people in blue another on foot pointing a sword while men and horses rode into musket fire to completely strange obviously but also within the realm of the possibility of possibility and imagination yeah just saw it like saw you could see that imagery that imagery especially depending on where you are like in america or something like you'd be able to see that imagery in places you know you watching tv yeah yeah watch tv and they would show i remember growing up they would show the like the civil war books where And then they'd show like, oh, look at these fabulous battles and stuff. Like, the history channel shows that kind of stuff.

Like, there are so, my daughter, my daughter, like, was obsessed and watched George Lope, the George Lopez show every single night. Nobody in my family liked, we weren't George Lopez show. You were Mensia, you were Mensia heads. I know you were a mind of Mncia. And they were obviously fighting at that point, George Lopez and Monsea. And you came out on the. side of men's sea i remember yeah so it was just like sometimes kids see things or watch things that you

can't quite like you can't figure out you know what i mean they could see this they could see a reenactment they could be driving down the highway with their family in the bag of the car and look out the side and see people actually doing what you're what they're describing as well because those civil war reenactments still happen right yeah because at the time i i didn't know what any of this was or barely knew what a war was. I just called it the kid war because as I said I assumed it was some major event I was a part of but couldn't really remember. As I got older, I found out about the Napoleonic wars and that Austria, which my grandmother's side, would have been at on the time were white and were fighting the French and blue. As I grew older, I understood this to be

impossible to have happened, but you say what you said so nonchalantly. I do remember that children can create false memories by accident too yeah i guess i just put something in the chat like the kid war is from a cartoon yes there you go yeah oh okay so they watched a cartoon it's for civil war it's like a civil war kids okay that's that makes it yeah i watched the cartoon in 2002 that makes a little bit more sense eva yeah your explanation is a little bit makes a little bit i'm sure if you put this in the chat they would say actually we didn't get that channel and there's no way it didn't broadcast in our area so we would have never been able to have seen that this guy goes i've heard before that some souls move into a body the moment they're born and then they grow up with the memories of those

souls or in other words the soul remains in a body while it grows up that's the best way to start off a post as well on the red it's like i've written somewhere at some point in my life i heard or read or like you know like just zero like a sourcing of it at all nothing no explanation is to like yeah it's just it's so much of what red it is just I'm I heard one time that this guy actually was like one of the worst guys in the history of the world and then all of a sudden there's just a thread on that now yeah so uh it goes I've heard before the oh this guy goes it could the op it could be reincarnation the strange thing is that he didn't talk about things that happen like I remember my wife where is she they were more current situations

as if he saw those spirits if they were spirits now that indicates to me so much more the kid didn't know anything that's why he didn't say other things because it's vague and he's lying and then this guy replies and goes I know a story true story just right on YouTube Shanta Devi she's an Indian girl who had a reincarnation and then a guy replies and goes that one that one sorry is that one and that one's like verified

by yeah yeah that's a verified reincarnation that's a verified reincarnation okay here's what nobody's considering is that this kid has a future ghost situation where that's the wife and kids he's going to have when he's an adult oh that'd be awesome

and then he's going to marry someone named Mariana he's going to get abused by his wife he's going to have like a weird abusive daughter. And he won't realize it until he's like an adult that he's, that he's actually getting messages from his future ghost. That's the most likely paranormal explanation. If we are, if we're accepting paranormal as being true, then that is actually the best explanation.

I love, I love this next little exchange. Reincarnation doesn't happen, unfortunately. Oh, fuck. Fuck. And then he gets a reply goes, you can't know that for. absolute certain you believe it to be true let others believe what they wish to believe he replies and goes please read my below description to another commenter just think about the concept of time

being a dimension my time traveler friend can confirm all of this okay so can you this one person's coming on making a good point like listen probably it's not true but there is no way to know for sure that it's not true there's no way to like know for certain that it's not true so just say if people makes them happy to believe that it doesn't really hurt anyone let them believe it and this guy's like yeah actually my time traveler friend would like a word well i do have his comment where he explained it all okay okay it just seems there's other spiritual phenomenon that always explains it like in this case it sounds very much that he had spirits attached to him that were sent away and when you consider that time is just this linear thing that we experience

due to our brains only perceiving limited dimension, then outside of that dimensional limitation, then no one thing is separate from another. So one human being, one human being doesn't end. We are all of our ancestors combined and experiencing time in a new vessel. So our single spirit is a combination of all spirits before us. If there was no time, then there'd be no death of one thing and birth of another because that requires the linear timeline, if that makes sense. It seems like something somebody would say to you at a fucking fish show while you're trying to listen to some noodling.

This is an exhausting subreddit. This is like truly like, these people are. Yeah, they're because, yeah, when you get down into this type of stuff, it's just, it's like I don't even know. Like I can't, I'm not even smart enough to know how much of it is just complete nonsense, right? They start using this. I mean, in this case, I'm sure all of it. But, you know, when they, when they're talking about that stuff, and they're like, yeah, the, like, the, like, quantum, you know, like, they start talking about this stuff and they're almost using words that, like, could be scientific words that I just don't know because I'm not smart enough. So you don't even know.

And it's just so, I find it to be, yeah, some of the most exhausting stuff to listen to that, this type of, uh, crazy talk back when. Like, yeah, chatbot, AI chatbot delusion like a guy. Yeah, yeah, totally. It's going to kill his family next. It does remind me of like back when my brother-in-law didn't hate my fucking guts, I would go over there and we'd have these conversations about, you know, like politics and stuff like that because he always liked to debate me. What the hell? It was insane. That is like that is such an insane thing to be like a family member is coming over and be like, oh, okay.

This is my chance. My father-in-law did it, too, a lot. And I think it is because they're never in front of an evil leftist. Yeah, a notable leftist. Like, as in, like, I never get a chance to try out my arguments on a leftist. Now is my chance. This is what I've been training for my entire life. Yeah.

You know, I mean, so I get in these conversations. Did you get owned ever or what? Yeah. Yeah, all the time. because he didn't have to follow any rules of reality or anything like that. Like he would send me, he'd be like, wait a minute, before you come over next time, you got to read this. And he would send me these like files that were like so hard to understand.

They were like, some of it was like, it was sovereign citizen stuff. So parts of it would be in all caps. other parts of the same text would have just the first letter of each word in caps then other parts would be in like all lowercase with no punctuation and you would just be reading it

and be like it would be like 23 pages or something like that and I would get these things and he would like this so did you read what I sent you and I was like I had a kind of hard time

following it and he was like well of course you do let me explain it to then he would start explaining me what I had just read and I remember one I said something like in a debate like I said something like yeah I don't know man that would be like saying the world the earth is flat and he was like what it is have you read about and like that's why we don't talk anymore because he said that to me and then I went

on street fight and made fun of flat earthers because it happened because that happened it brought it to my mind and he listened and he was like oh you're goofing on me me i hate you now that's why he doesn't like me but like even when he was explaining the flat earth stuff he said he said my wife was like well what about like gravity or sent tribunal force and he's like let me send you and he sent us a fucking let me send you let me send you 36 pages on gravity and how it's not all it's cracked up to me yeah yeah yeah like but my wife was like well he he was like gravity's maybe not real and she was like well what about like if i drop something and it goes on the floor and he's like uh uh well that gravity doesn't explain that

how come a feather floats around if it's windy yeah and he would just say could be anything hey can you explain gravity well no i can't because i fucking you know don't know anything i'm stupid you know what i mean yeah it's not your job to explain gravity you're not i think gravity is just like a thing that we it's like it was already explained by a smart guy we just live with it now you know I just accepted it and I'm going to continue to it but yeah and it was really weird because it was like he didn't believe anything obvious ever right now I think he's been crystallized into like Q and on Trump guy stuff but even before that but before that happened I don't think he had ideology like I don't think he saw himself as anything other than a free thing

He questioned everything. He's one of those question everything where he kind of laughs at you when you're just like, oh, you actually think that really happened. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's the same thing with my father-in-law is like the last time he was allowed, because they told him he's not allowed to talk politics with me anymore. He was just screaming at me about an immigrant caravan.

I was like, well, that's not happened. You know what I mean? And he's like, what I mean? He got all red and spitting and stuff. And they were just like, hey, maybe I should talk about something else. And I was like, I've been saying that since I got it. I worked with this guy who had a cousin who would post, he would show us these posts on Facebook all the time. The cousin had a conspiracy theory that pigs can't die.

And so he would just all the time on Facebook about how pigs, pigs can't die. And this guy was just like, what do I do with this? Like, do I need to kill a pig in front of, My cousin? Yeah. You're going to have to. Is it mean? Is it why did they, why is that a conspiracy theory so that we can eat as much bacon and ham and pork as we want?

I love bacon. Everything's better with it. We looked into it and it spun off of this like weird idea that like there's so much poison in a pig that if you poison it, it won't die from poison because that's so much like cyanide and it's like a weird anti-heating pork. But the guy had taken it to the point where he believed that pigs couldn't die at all. Yeah. And you just, there's nothing you can say. Like, I still, I know I'm probably never going to talk to him again because he hates my guts. You know what I mean? You say that.

You say it was such like, he does. He does. He really, really hate to. He really, just over the, over the flattered stuff. Oh. I think he thought, again, maybe if you could. How about if he could just prove to him the curve, if you could just show him curvature, just show him a curvature. Just show him a curvature.

Just prove it to him. And then maybe you guys would be friends again. I guess sometimes when you do a podcast and people don't fully understand like it's a little bit of you out there doing. They see it as like your fool. I think they saw it as I'm making fun of him specifically for believing the earth is flat. And that wasn't the case. He was the person that pointed out that there are people that believe the earth is flat. I was making fun of those people.

but I do understand also like he told me this thing and I was like I went on podcast and goofed on it now I love this reply to the guy who said all that crazy stuff I think you'll love this you say that because nobody wants to reincarnate your negative soul got his ass it's a choice like it's like you a guy like if I want to get reincarnated like Chris has to reincarnate me or something. Yeah, but wait. So then who's doing it? Then those people must have information that could they get help us with if they're doing the reincarnation. Well, he goes, could be, this next guy goes,

could be reincarnation. And no, this is not a joke. You shouldn't have to say that when you're posting a serious thing. Like, you shouldn't have to be like, no, first of all, what I'm about to say is not a joke. I know it's, uh, it's, this is like a premise, like a setup kind of that oftentimes ends with a pretty hilarious punchline. but in this case, I'm being dead serious about my beliefs.

It's an actual thing that happens and the pattern you're describing fits it perfectly. And he replies and goes, what worried us were my brother's comments that his wife and children wanted him to throw up his food. Guy replies and goes, perhaps he was choking on something and the family was trying to get him to throw up his food. A family? And he died. Yeah, the family, remember the family, the little kid has a family and they control him in a way. and he he is maybe they maybe he had he's choking and yeah that's what they think that's why he got they were hitting him and not having a meat but choking in the witch reality that i don't know maybe

the previous spirit that was him died you get what i'm saying from choking yeah i just feel like either these kid just has like an active imagination or he's trying to signal them that there's like another adult in his life that's like not being cool to him and the family just like the ghosts are oh yeah there's ghosts or there's like yeah this is there's hey look oh yeah let's take them into an exorcist

or whatever did you not take him to a psychiatrist here's a good here's a good exchange here's a good exchange this guy goes I've heard kids that age talk about jumping from the towers guy replies and goes goosebumps another guy replies and goes oh wow okay

wait a second That's not cool. You're telling me these kids are making jokes about 9-11. It's not actually that cool. That's not nice. It's not a funny at all. Let's do some reviews.

I found some. We haven't done one of these in a long time, probably since the chive episode. Hmm. Uh, you see the chive episode was like episode 14. I know. Believe me, I know.

Well, we've done it on bonuses, but okay. Uh, this is called ghost science M3 spirit box and ghost detect. It is an app for your phone. It is $9.99 and you can detect ghosts with it. For real. Okay.

This guy gave it four stars. So I bought this app a couple weeks ago and I've been using it to communicate with the spirits in my home. I was mainly using the EVP and it's hard for the spirits to communicate using it. Words often seem random or as if it's misreading it. However, the EMF reader on this works really well and was a more accurate. accurate tool. I use the EMF reader at my friend's house, which is highly haunted. I love that. You wouldn't believe how haunted this was. It's basically where you go to test your EMF meter because it's like so obviously highly haunted. Her grandpa's picture and some of his personal

items were triggering the EMF despite any electricity nearby. Other haunted objects also went off on this EMF reader. So it does the job. The Twilight Feet. The Twilight Feet. The Twilight Feet. The Twilight Feet. The Light feature is really nice for when it's dark. Talking about it. It's like it's a tool, like a power tool or whatever, you know? Like it's like, yeah, the EMF function, it's like it does a pretty solid like

it's like we're talking about here. What is EMF? What is it what does that stand for? It's an electromagnetic frequency detector. Oh, okay. So they're looking for electromagnetic. Sure. Okay. Yeah. The Ghostbusters find it sometimes. It's like

when the Ghostbusters will like this room is off the charts or whatever. Thank you. It's from the Ghostbusters. I need it to. Slimer is nearby. Yeah, okay. There might be a slimer's wife might be here or something.

It's from the major motion picture ghostbusters. That's where they're getting this information from. Like that's where, okay. Well, they got an app. I love this app for your phone is the thing. Like you can. Yeah, I'm like between this and that masturbator haunted phone. Like, why are these paranormal guys just so.

into their phones. Well, everyone is nowadays. I find it's like nowadays it's it's basically like, have you ever the concept of, I mean, this is kind of like a little bit haunting kind of is the thought of these people walking around on their phones and it's like, cause apocalypse is upon us. If I was serious, I would say their phone is the only thing that doesn't call them crazy. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

Everything's on your phone now. I think that if you weren't goofing around like to me it seems like getting an app on your phone maybe you're goofing around but it doesn't seem like what kind of goofing around could you even do with it right like I guess maybe you're playing with your friends you're getting all like maybe you take mushrooms and you're like doing it as like a silly kind of ghost or but I guess these people probably do believe that this is really working right but again if I was going to I would at least need it to be its own thing yeah it needed to be like yeah it needed to be like yeah it needed to be like it's standalone thing to believe that there's any way this is working because how are they

using my phone it's already been made how are they like you have to buy this from a guy in an an alley in like a weird store who's crazy like you are and then yeah in like the back of a magazine or on like a website you know what I mean where you can there's like a website where they sell like all these different tools to find a ghost. Like if I've, I would tend to believe it more. Yeah, of course. I mean, because

the other thing is they call it a spirit box and I did learn what a spirit box is. And I can kind of read you guys what the definition is. Please. A spirit box or a ghost box is a handheld electronic device used by paranormal investigators to communicate

with spirits or entities from the afterlife. They operate by scanning through radio frequencies in real time, creating a stream of white noise and audio fragments. Others detect environmental readings such as EMF, electromagnetic energy. The idea is that the entities can manipulate these frequencies to generate coherent responses to questions posed by an investigator.

It's also believed that the white noise generated can provide a kind of fuel for entities to communicate. So it's just a bunch of like, It's a radio, Chris. And it's an AMFM radio is what it is. And it's making all these weird noises. And then they're basically saying like, if you were haunting this place in 1875, then give three beeps or whatever.

And it's like, oh my God, oh my God. Was that a third one? And they're like, so no one's talking. There are no one saying like, Brian, like Brian. I'll say that like if you scan through radio frequencies, what I believe is is it go yeah you'll find radio frequencies

you'll find little voices yeah art bells yeah yeah so art bells like talking on some real weird shit and you're just like oh what the fuck like this is crazy

but it's like no this is from your world I mean you'll hear you'll hear like like you know sometimes AM radio at night it travels really far

I don't know why there's like pirate rate we have a pirate radio station in Venice that like it's just creepy but i like it like but just a weird guy in his house and you can just catch him sometimes there's ham radios yeah yeah there's just all these radios out there trucker radios yeah of course you're gonna hear stuff because people use those radios she she goes uh well i'm a brian i feel like

i feel like maybe somebody like you you might be listening to the stuff but you're not really hearing it that's true and that's the difference is that like yeah there's a lot of stuff to for the right ears they can hear and discern i there's a i feel like with this paranormal stuff there is a lot of like you're giving a lot of um leeway or to yourself or whatever to kind of you know you're sort of saying like oh i kind of feel like the it it responded in this way well one thing i want to also point out that uh a phone you're you're you're smartphone doesn't pick up AMFM frequencies.

That's why you have to download an app to listen to your local radio station. And there's no antenna on it. There's no way for it to pick up these frequencies. So what I think is happening is this app just does white noise and like throws in a little bit of like, you know what I mean?

Like they throw in like stuff that sound kind of like words. and then people are able to read into it. Do they have to have some sort of disclaimer on this app, do you think, that says like, hey, this is fucking nonsense? No. And I think even if they did, it wouldn't matter. Yeah. These people would be like, oh, yeah, they have to say that.

We'll be like, of course, they have to say that. Yeah. Because other haunted objects also went off on this EMF reader. So it does the job. The Twilight feature. Oh, yeah, he goes. The audio also works really well as it picks up sounds you wouldn't normally be able to hear regularly. I tested the audio recording on this and it was able to pick up very distant

and high-pitched birds tweeting when I couldn't hear it normally or pick it up with just simply voice memos on my phone. So there's that. This guy goes up. The cat guy could use this app actually to know what the cat is looking at because he can hear the bird. Yeah. This, thank you. This is the first that's it that actually could help this person. That's the only person that this app could actually help but it's just a listening it's like you know like the conversation or whatever you know it's like you it sounds to me like it has some sort of like thing that amplifies sound maybe yeah it's like microphone yeah this guy goes five stars absolutely mind blowing technology well i've tested this app in every way humanly possible well that's hey that's not even that

impressive with an app like this. Yeah, if you're only testing it in the way as humanly possible. You should check it in ways ghostly possible. Yeah, come on. Even bought the upgrade. I've downloaded every single paranormal technology on this phone, and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the only one that has worked 100% of the time. Not only did the creators figure out how to use the technology in our phones to actually

make this work, they made it super freaking accurate. quick rundown on the basics. EMF, my house is always too loud, so let me know how this one works if you have the app. EVP. Okay, so wait, so the first one didn't work. Well, not for him. His house is too loud.

Okay. All right, not a great start, though, for the five-star review of the perfect product. EVP can be random, but also will refuse to work if there's an actual paranormal entity around you. So the EVP just doesn't work if there's a paranormal entity around you.

So that's kind of how... Detects a paranormal entity. Well, I guess in this guy's mind, it does. Yeah. Okay. He goes, uh, he goes, most other apps will force things to come out of it if it sits too long on silence to keep you drawn in. You think so?

Is that, is that something maybe you should consider for this app? No, but this one didn't do it. This one waited even longer, Brian. So they wouldn't do it. They wouldn't do that. I've had many point. Blake accurate conversations and some that make zero sense

but I'm chalking that up to I'm chalking that up to confuse spirits I mean who's not these days? Honestly with everything that's going on it's like it's hard to make heads or tails of anything oh by the way check out our heads and tails Brian Kweber

challenge coin available very soon at the geysery.com but yeah I Four days, but yeah. Is it in just a few days? Well, from when this goes out. Wow. Yeah.

So this goes out, I believe, a couple, yeah, a few days before. Oh, yeah, Eva's got the other, the keep calm and guys on. It's a beautiful coin. This one's a silver. It's known as a flip coin, the one that we have this one. It's for your heads and tails if you need to do your flipping. But yeah, this is pretty common, I think, for people or spirits to be confused. And that probably explains why you weren't able to.

well he goes these are by far the most science of all the energy detectors these are by far the most scientific try it out yourself i place them on top of lights and it boosts the energy substantially side note my house isn't haunted but i do invite but i do invite spirits from time to time to come chat especially of angels and kind spirits that's the ones i would invite too i would only be not confused they can't be kind but it kind of makes me think of like do you guys ever meet when you meet an old man who's like stupid like a like a guy who just is like an old bro but who's like 80 years old but it's kind of dumb yeah i feel like a lot of ghosts would be stupid yeah like it just like age doesn't always give you wisdom sometimes you just live your

whole life you don't learn anything and then you die and you're like a stupid confused ghost some people die young as well young and dumb some people come exactly the fuck off, man. Because I thought it in my head, but I was like, I'm obviously not going to say the last part of it. Like, how do you know it's a living masturbator that touched your phone and not the ghost of a dead masturbator? That's fair.

He goes, he goes, my house is perfectly balanced energy. And I have this because I need to know if there are any invaders in my sacred space. Bye and upgrade and have fun. Uh, this guy goes, cannibal. I've downloaded a few of these app. This is five stars. I've downloaded a few of these app before, and they always invite things,

but I've never had anything super bad come out of them. Me and my friend were curious and decided to download this app. When we did it, was quiet for a bit, not much going on. My spirit would occasionally say something, or one of the spirits in her home would. After a bit, the app went crazy and started saying, die and cannibal. My spirit immediately started getting restless,

and I kept saying, let's go downstairs. I hate her basements There is bad energy down there And I never want to go down there After a bit my friend suggested We delete the app and go make food We kept hearing things falling in the basement And kept saying let's go downstairs

After a bit my friend pulled out her dowsing rods Okay That's where I don't know what are our dowsing rods There are these two You use them to find water sources Yeah and I've seen it happen i've actually seen a guy do it it does work i believe uh he was looking so this is not this is not paranormal these things are these things are normal no the paranormal usage of it is weird yeah of course

but they are they have a practical they can't actually find water i'm gonna sound like an idiot i don't sound like an idiot i've told the story before but i was looking for a piece of cable this guy didn't want me to dig up his yard yeah and he was like let me uh let me get my dowsing runs and he went in the house and grabbed them and he like walked forward and when they separated he was like that's where the cable break is because it's not there anymore i'm telling you that's where the cable break was it was crazy wow i've never heard of dowsing working before but i am i'm impressed oh so it's it is known as like very stupid so it's known as nonsense even just it's it's it's known as a pseudoscience there's like there's a guy who got in trouble because he claimed he could find dead bodies with like he said he had an

electronic he was he was the main like parent he was the main investigator in the k c anthony trial and he claims that he had invented an electronic corpse sniffing dog that could find dead bodies but it turns out it wasn't two dowsing rods that he was just using and everyone was like that's not a dog electronic dog that's two sticks and he was like it still works this way anyway i don't know a lot about that i don't know a lot about that case but it makes a little bit more sense now that she got off, I guess. Oh, yeah. One of the investigators.

Walking around with two fucking rods trying to. Hey, you know. Yeah. Sometimes I walk around with a rod. Sorry. Sorry, Brian? Nothing.

Sorry, you wanted to make a horny joke while we're discussing the murder of a child? Listen, sometimes I walk around with a rod. Yeah, but I said two rods. Boner. Yeah, but you have one too. That's how the show works. you're saying me and you both have a rod right now that's not true even just to clarify that's

not true i know we're both he fucking sent me a text on our phone mm-hmm i got rod over here don't share a phone either you have new phones new phones untouched by masturbators i did buy in phone recently i i have a masturbator touched it i'm just thinking about it now i'm like well it was a brand new phone, but the fucking guy at the Apple store who helped me set it up, good God, if he didn't look like a fucking masturbator. How scary would it be if you bought a phone and the previous owner was a single guy? He goes, we kept, she goes, uh, it went straight to yes. After a few more questions, we are asked, asked if she was, oh, she asked if it was a cannibal. Hard yes. We had invited an angry cannibalistic demon we did a cleanse and decided to never download the app again and i went home

the demon followed me and is sitting in my food storage room ironically i've done a couple more cleanings but it's pretty content to sit in a food storage room and chill i don't know how many stars is this review it's a five five star review they made a demon coming is haunting you and you're fucking i guess that's what you want with your pantry yeah i guess that's like this is a kind of app where it's like you're kind of looking to be haunted by a demon in a way so yeah i mean not really i wouldn't want to be haunted by a demon but i mean if you but you wouldn't get this app either i'm just saying like it just seems odd i would think if there's ever a reason to give a one-star review is like the app actually resulted in me being haunted by a fairly large demon that lives in my

pantry now well you should give it but it found the demon that's what i'm saying in this case it actually yeah tough one you know what i mean because i would give it it zero stars because I don't want demons in my food storage area where my ropes are. Yeah, that's like all your co your Costco big boxes of macaroni and cheese and stuff and there's like everything's out there. Yeah. We keep our sweet tart ropes in there. Oh yeah. Brian. Which I bought so many of over the because I was at the store and the lemon head sweet tart ropes. They said discontinued. Oh. So I bought them all. Just like When an energy drinks at the dollar store, it was like that situation?

Oh, yeah, same thing. Can I tell you something, Brian, that yes, we're recording this on a Monday and I, we did a stream last night. And I was so tired because I was sick. And I went to go, I was like, well, I'm going to have a cup of coffee. And then Ariel and I were talking about it. And she's like, yeah, you just have like some caffeine. And I was like, wait a second.

I'll have a fucking energy drink. And I went to the store. I went to the store to get energy. first off i found out we're maxed out at 180 milligrams in canada that's all that's that's what we have yeah you're not even you can't you can't get the tri-stem experience out of one single stem at the most is is what i'm looking at but a stem and a half so all most of them are non-sugar like but but i hate the non-sugar because i hate that stuff that they put in like whatever the like i hate the way it tastes that's my favorite flavor so the only one that i could find

there was a monster energy drink that was like orange creamsicle or something and it had sugar in it and it was like 63 grams of sugar in it and that's just like it was just too i was like i can't do it and i literally put it back in the thing and walked out of the store without buying i i came so close to getting an energy drink but i can't i'll never be an energy drink do you guys have ropes up there oh yeah no the yeah gross come on dude what are you talking about so no i i want to talk brian to you about the the sweet tart ropes maybe not on the episode but you that that seems to be something that's probably for september come or for the healthy september come yeah the healthy september that seems like something you could

you could it's a caramelllo situation is that what you're asking no no it's i eat way less of those than i do caramelas i use them as like kind of a Now, it might be, like, after you eat, you get a pallet cleanser. Like a, like a sorbet, like a sorbet or something. Yeah, a fancy restaurant. Yeah, but you would, you, so you have it. Lemonheads. And it's lemon.

It's all of them. Sometimes I do the rainbow nerds rope. And rainbow nerds rope. Not nerds rope. I'm sorry. Sweet tart rope. Yeah. I don't eat nerds ropes.

Okay. So now I'd get. Have you checked the sugar content on those? Nope. But I have some. If you want me to go get my ropes, I will. I would love you to go grab your ropes, honestly, and check out some of the stuff. I'd like to see the ropes, actually.

He's going to get the ropes now. This is exciting. He seems kind of excited to, like he seems proud of them almost. Yeah. Yeah, which is a little bit concerning because, you know, listen, I don't tell Brian how to eat or whatever, but I think eating that like straight candy and a huge quantity. and huge quantities is not good for anybody ever. So let's see.

If he becomes a like convince there's a ghost in his pantry, they will know. That might be actually, okay, so he's showing, he's got them. Lemonhead, he's got, he's got two packages of them. So can you check the sugar? Just let me know the sugar content, all those, Brian, give us the sugar content. Which one? Your lemon heads?

Lemonheads, give us the lemon heads one, yeah. It says serving size, two ropes. total sugars 18 grams for for two ropes yeah that's not that bad that's not i mean listen that's that's not what i thought it was going to be it's not great great but it's how small are the how many ropes are you having it once we're not going to talk about that this guy asked the question he goes i appreciate this guy asked about the ethics of ghost hunting and he goes i appreciate that there are probably those paranormal investigators that conduct themselves and their investigations ethically. That said, I do feel really bad for any potential spirits that are bothered,

disrespected, and harassed by entertainment, quote, ghost hunters in the name of clout and revenue. Yeah. Yeah, the fucking paparazzi, like, leave the, leave these ghosts alone. I understand it's like, if you're going to be a ghost hunter, you've got to be an ethical ghost hunter, though, obviously. It's about ethics and ghost hunting. Sorry, the noise here. Yeah. Are you just, you have them in front of you're going to eat, you're eating one. Yeah, he's eating one. Yeah. Can I tell you a quick story?

Well, yeah, even you can actually, because Brian's got his mouthful of candy and actually can't talk right now. So it's a perfect time. Happy candy boy. This is just reminding me of this. Okay, so in 2020, I was, I made this like alternate reality game on Instagram with a bunch of friends that people played. It was a horror game and people played it during lockdown called Arcana.

And there was a character. like an in-game character that was a demonologist because eventually you had to do like an exorcism on this character that was a fictional character and so i i made a website for this demonologist that you had to email him through if you were playing the game and the whole point of the website was that he was like a bad demonologist like he had like shitty reviews and and whatever but over the years because i've kept the website up because people like to like go back through the game sometimes I've gotten three individual emails that I've received through the demonologist's website from people who are trying to hire him in real to exercise something. And they are crazy emails. And every single time, I just stared at it so long. And I was like, I could be, I could step into the unknown here and respond as this character and find out what's going on with this person. or I could be a responsible person and be like, sorry, this is a game. This isn't a real person.

Good luck with you. And every single time I did choose the second thing, but I wanted so badly to just like open the door into like whatever this person's deal was. But you're a nice person with them. You're a nice person though. That's why you, you, you, but I and I, I, I should imagine how wild those people are because they're looking for exorcism, but they've also somehow, the person that's contacting is like a fictional character from a game. So they're like, it's a real wild,

wild brain individual. Well, somebody. It says like, on the website, it says like number three best demonologist in Los Angeles, LA Weekly 2007. So he's not even like the first or second. We made him like, he's not very good. Yeah, they're, well, this, yeah, I would think to people messaging probably on a budget maybe and just sort of thought like, okay, that's more in my range. There's this guy who's like, can we find somebody who's just a little. third and that's perfect that's like my coffee like my coffee grinder i recently bought i didn't buy the top one i bought the second to the top right and stop he keeps he's brought this up twice in a row now where he seems so like i'm fucking going crazy on this coffee maker yeah you're trying

you're basically saying that you'll never do that again you're always going to buy the most expensive version of it no i'm gonna fix it i'm fixing it i've been jamming a flathead screwdriver in Oh, you know what? You got to use a butter knife. I did. I used two of them. Okay, perfect. I at one point we had two butter knives and I was kind of in there and then I was like,

holy shit. You could find a bit of water maybe if you walk outside. This guy goes, I think it's a gray area. On one hand, entities probably don't want to be bothered by randoms playing around with spirit boxes, etc. On the other hand, is it unethical to cleanse your 200-year-old home when you move in and try to force spirits who aren't ready to move on? It's a can of worms. I'm not prepared to open.

Is it ethical to kick out? Wow. Yeah. Oh, so you move in here and all of a sudden you're kicking out the spirits that lived here before you? Good. Good. Nice ethics, asshole. You're gentrifying your own home.

This guy goes, I live in a very haunted house. Okay. Such a baby thing to say. I live in a very haunted house. My house is very scary. Very scary. Very scally. It's like baby and also like the narcissism of every single person in this entire episode is like, I'm the most haunted person who ever lives.

Oh, yeah. The haunting is incredible. There's a demon in my pantry. It followed me home. The demon's so big too. It's like, think of, you know, your demon? Yeah. That's basically what my demon eats for breakfast.

Your curse is nothing like my curse. My curse has been crazy. My demon's so fucking nasty. I live in a very haunted house. Things go flying occasionally. Hear voices. Things go flying occasionally. It reminds me of a ride at like Disney World.

Yeah, but things go flying occasionally. I know what that could mean, I guess. Things fall off of it like something maybe. That's all it is. He goes, I occasionally hear voices, see shadows on the wall moving, balls of light zipping by cold spots and more. It happens. I forgot about the cold spots is a big one that I used to remember, like from watching

those shows or whatever that they would be like, oh, it's cold in this spot. You know, like that's a side of the demons or whatever. Such a funny thing to say. I think it's cold here for some reason. It gets cold here. I think that means ghosts. Has it ever been explained why cold means ghosts? Maybe there's like a good explanation for it, honestly.

Like, not that it's real, but like there's some scientific explanation or whatever, why they say that. It happens in spurts than nothing. It was way more active when we first moved in. I told the spirits we all had to live here. So they need to not be in the room a living person was. For the most part, they abide by that. Ghosts are people just like us. but they left their body so he just kind of was like hey if i'm in the room i'd like you to go

into another room okay just like my privacy when i'm watching my stories or whatever and like i just i don't need you throwing things around in the room the ghost he's worried the ghosts are going to catch a masturbating is what's going to happen yeah which is a serious fear if you're doing that like that a ghost yeah if you believed in ghost i guess you would yeah maybe that it would be a lot of moments like that right where you'd be like showering or whatever are you doing anything intimate don't even get me i'm glad i live in a new place because i do not want a ghost looking at my pee pee go out on the street and do it there that's the only way to be yes this guy goes i think a lot of this guy goes i think a lot of this person has

to do on what's seen on tv as an investigator the people i know and work with that are serious about this don't partake in the shenanigans i'm sure there are people who wait wait so there's so they're saying like the people on tv they're just showboating and doing all the crazy crazy they're unethical too because they yell at the ghost like that's one of the things are really worried about is like oh you're fucking yelling at ghosts i found one post with no replies about like it was something like i met up with a ghost hunting crew and I was going to start hanging out with them, but they would be very confrontational.

They'd go to the graveyard and they'd be very confrontational with the ghosts. And then they would also say, do not follow me home. Okay. And he was like, it just seemed weird to me. It seemed rude. Like the guy was rude to the ghosts. So, but they're saying that there are kind of ghost hunters that are, they don't have a YouTube channel or anything.

have no channel at all. No brand at all. It's just they want to search for ghosts. And they're ethical. And they're ethical about it. They're kind to the ghosts. Their understanding of the ghosts. And they and what are they trying to do with the information afterwards?

What's the like? Well, we talked to some ghosts tonight. Who do they tell that to even? Each other. Remember when we talked to that ghost earlier? Okay. They just like reminisce like you were like when you're with your buddies and you're like has some crazy incident.

with your friends and you're like talk about it afterwards he goes i don't partake in the shenanigans i'm sure there are people who do but if you've been doing this for a while you know taunting and inviting negativity from spirits can bring you a world of hurt and uh course and uh so the spirit box the thing i read about there is a quora site thing that says how does or does the spirit box actually work that's i was i wanted to know this so that's good Good. I'm going to give you an answer. Yes. I hate it. I hate reading all the comments from the skeptics who have never used one but deny its ability to work. All it does is scan radio frequencies for spiritual energy to manipulate. Oh. Yeah. That's true. Hey, it's not that weird. That's yeah. That's like. Yeah. I mean, I could do that. Really. I could figure out that. Yeah. Yeah. That's. Chris, there's a really funny. Like I have some reviews for spirit boxes where they're like. like sick of it always picking up radio stations where the big problem is like it's picking up radio stations yeah why do what why do these ghosts all love Donald Trump so much like

on the AM radio feed I goes um you can hear the device sweep through the channels will you get interference yes it's a radio sweeping channels but when you get sentences and response to your questions through five or six different sweeps, you know it's not interference. There's some sort of ghost right now or there's a demon that's telling me to raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell. There is somebody who like thinks their house is haunted by like Dr. Laura. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't know what Dr. Laura is. They're like this an old lady in my house. She's mean. She's judgmental. Yeah. Yeah. There's there's people who have just gotten to a station or whatever that like you know it like plays like a show and they're just

like oh my god the lady's back i hear you imagine like when when like howard stern was playing the farters oh man they're like this goddamn ghost is farting all the time and it keeps asking the ghost keeps asking me if i've ever done anal yeah this ghost is really interested in me riding the Sibian. He wants to know if I ever saw my dad's dick. Yeah. He was asking me, for some reason, it's been asking me to spin the wheel of sex. Yeah.

And I don't get what's going on. Yeah. They seem to be, the spirits does seem racist. The spirit seems racist. Like he says that it's like, you know, there's like a point that he's making with it or whatever. That's not what his politics are. but he seems racist.

When they say your first and last name and it's not hooked up to anything, just sweeping radio stations, you can't debunk it. You all believe in a God. You have absolutely no proof in, but spirit communication seems impossible. A God created the entire planet with trillions of people from just one man and woman and don't see any flaws in your myths but ghosts are impossible.

Energy has to go somewhere. it doesn't just disappear isn't science in itself just theory that's a good line that's a great line did you have a brother-in-law write this i feel like that's a great it does like Eva it does like what it has to have is like not facts it just you have to say things that sound like you know what you're talking about for a lot of these guys you know what you mean science well the things theory of science, I mean, like, he did say, he did say with the, with the flat earth stuff, he did say science. It's all a theory. It's like, all right, I can't witness argument. You know what I mean? There's no big sign. Yeah. Well, this is a good question that you guys probably. Educated people so dismisses of something just because you can't envision it. Where would we be if Edison dismissed energy just as quickly as y'all dismissed the ability to communicate with spirits? There are scientific studies. research to deny the science of spiritual energy is the same as denying the science of space or technology just because you can't see it or understand it doesn't mean it doesn't exist so

okay uh here is a spirit box review it's eighty six dollars and eighty seven cents i can actually show you guys the spirit box i want to see it uh get out of here uh it is when you see it you will it's very funny um it's hmm looks like the little radio But they wrote Spirit Box and EVP research device on it. It looks like a little radio, a little cute little radio. What's $89, Chris? Yeah. Would a radio cost $89?

Some of them. Not that one. No, you're right. You're right. It does seem overpriced for what it is. I got to want it. Yeah. Well, four stars from Ricky.

Great for money. I spend more time trying to figure out if it's a radio station that's spitting out another word or if it's a real spirit. You ought to dig up a different hobby unless you've got a couple of years on your hands. But just like my ex-wife, they all do the same thing and they make a wicked lot of noise,

but you can't understand anything they're saying. This guy doesn't have an ex-no one's ever married or Ricky. I don't think he, I'm going to go the other way. I'm going to say he doesn't have the product. He does have an ex-wife and he goes around to these products and he just makes jokes about his ex-wife. His mother-in-law. Workshop and jokes on various review website.

Yeah, he might be a pupil or a protege of the great Gregory Dean, perhaps. But just like my ex-wife, they do all the same thing. They make a wicked lot of noise, but you can't understand anything they're saying. The features are excellent on this device. Like, it's got a flashlight from when you want to see your way out of the hell you just put yourself in. Very, that's cool. Oh, God. Ricky's a comedian.

Ricky like asked his ex you know what his wife did she asked him how many spirit boxes he needed hey how many fucking ghost hunting tools do you need I tried to find stuff like that and finally before we get out of here this is a four star review of one and goes I was hesitant to use this at first because I was worried about that it was going to be spooky and scary okay however I found it very quickly that it was soothing and fun. It felt like gambling as in you never know you're going to get next so you wanted to listen for just a bit longer. I unintentionally ended up using this thing for five hours when I first got it. So in regards to the battery life, it's great. However, I have to remove the batteries when I'm not using them due to a little battery life icon that

appears in the corner whenever it is off because that's ultimately draining the battery. So that is exceptionally annoying. I have to store the battery beside the spirit box itself because I would be going through batteries like popcorn. Also, it's mostly a review about the batteries. He can't get me. He's got a huge

he's like, he can't throw it into my big tub of batteries, obviously. My battery drawer? He goes, uh, he goes, also this has an antenna which can help boost the radio frequency and spooky locations. So that's nice. So, that is a spirit box review

that is actually a different spirit box that costs $94 Can we see that one? Jesus, yeah, it's just another radio? I'll show you. Does it look better than the other one? It looks like a little, it looks like a little voice memo recorder or whatever.

That one's kind of cuter. I would believe more that the conjuring couple would hold that than the other one. Yeah, the other one looked really like a radio, way too much like a radio. Yeah. It just is, it's definitely like Yeah. It's just weird. This guy goes 10 out of 10. I opened it. It comes with batteries and put the batteries in, turned it on, and immediately a girl said help. I tried this in my room and I ran out of my room. Wow. There you go. A girl said help. Yeah. That's scary though when a girl says help to you.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, hearing anybody's, you know, if it sounds like a genuine plea, like cry for help, that's very scary to hear for sure. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Eva. No follow-up on that from him. He just ran out of his room. That's it. That's a whole review. Four stars, though. Five stars, actually. It's a 10 out of 10, five stars is what a game.

He's got his own rating system. I do a pre we do like those guys as well. He has his own rating system that he put in there. Eva, thank you for coming back on the show. We love having you want. It's the best. I love being on this show. It's so fun.

And I hate all the, every single person today. I hate them all. I am in love with them. So do you want to plug anything, Eva? Um, I guess like if you're in LA, it's October almost, go to the haunted car wash in law in Orange County because I did it two years ago and a clown put his tongue through his mask and licked the dirty car that I was in before it went through the car wash. That is scary.

That's scary. It was just it was a. grossest thing I've ever seen. He licked right next to the window. He licked the dirty window. Anna. Well, that's disgusting. So, it goes all out for his art. It's real.

He goes all out for his art. I'd lick a car for like 50 bucks. And I, you've been saying that a lot lately about like different things, debasing things you would do for small amounts of money. I don't know. I don't think it's, I don't think it's debasing to like a car. And by the way,

neither one of us, Eva, will be in L.A. like the listeners probably neither Brian and I will be in LA because Brian we don't we don't I can't go there um yeah I'll be there soon I'm gonna I'm Brian just is Brian's just kind of as he as he told me and he doesn't like to say this but he said he's kind of over it no I'm not I'll be I'm going soon uh all right we'll see you all next week uh I don't remember what the episode oh knife knife guys so we will see you all next week yeah that's right exciting bye bye bye bye