Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 143 - Podcast Guys with Chef Kevin

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

We had our friend Chef Kevin, producer of Hollywood Handbook and Next We Have with Gareth Reynolds on to talk about some of the best people on the planet, Podcast Guys (fans). Are there any porno podcasts? What do people think about the biggest podcasts in the world? How do we get two non-Kelce football brothers on the show? There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I'm Brian. My co-host. Like when you find out, I mean, you already know what we're doing, but co-host is something. We in the business. call our co-hosts, Chris James. Hi, Chris. Huh. Um, yeah, okay. I'm not really sure you told me the, yeah, but you're not going to be doing that kind of thing the whole time, right? I feel like that's good. I think it's only responsible for us to talk about what's going on in the biz. Yeah, I guess. I was interested when you told me this topic, you're like, yeah, we're going to do podcast guys. And I was interested. Damn it. I had a feeling that was going to happen. Oh, you didn't know, Kevin? They got Chef Kevin.

That might be the first time I broke it to somebody ever. Listen, everybody. Oh, Kevin thought the name of the room was podcast guys. Like, this is the guy. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's the first time I was able to break it to someone because you always name the room that.

But this time I was sort of shielded a little bit. But yeah, as I keep trying to say, I was curious how you were going to navigate this topic and what exactly you mean. by this and what what we're going to be doing here i didn't ever i knew i was going to do it someday right like it wasn't like i was going to be like i'll never do podcast guys you know what i mean it's like that first year we're doing it and i was like i have this idea in march which is international women's month to do gals a podcast about gals and i'm like i'm not doing that because you know it's like two guys talking about women so your idea was for us to talk about and go and goo on them sorry you wanted to goof on women for international women's day i'm glad you didn't i think i would

have probably put the kai i would have said no to that i unfortunately that is a podcast guy too so we'll probably cover them i i i was thinking you were going to have maybe some women host the podcast but no you taught us goofing on women with a woman as a guest you know i mean so you took down make it better. We're goofing on women and then we have a woman there that we could goof on live. But it's a similar situation like me where she doesn't know until the recording starts what's happening. They never do. They never do. He never tells them. I think in the end it would have been women's subjects more than like guys stuff. Like there are certain subjects that we talk about that you know, there aren't a ton of women involved in them. You know, I understand what you mean. Like

there are some that are very much a unit you know there's like warhammer whatever has probably there's a lot of women that do that but i guess probably still more men yeah jane definitely but i think that i think there's probably some that are all guys i'm trying to think of i mean is i'm trying to think of one what do you think is what do you think no that's actually way more women than you think oh okay stand you think and you're being and you're saying kevin just to be clear Kevin, you're saying that you think that there are, that like men who think that they're smart. You're not saying that the men can't be on men's because I mean, it's in the name. It's in the name.

That's fair, Kevin. That's fair that you would think that. This is a rough start for the show. Let me explain something before the beauty of podcast before everybody gets nervous on the show. These are podcast guys. They are listeners to podcasts. Okay, so I love them. I do too.

But they're from like, they're not, we're not doing like small podcasts. We're not like like punching down on people. These are like people who are obsessed with podcasts. And also any specific podcast we talk about is the number one podcast of its genre. So you, yeah, that's okay. That's good. I think obviously. That's the right way to do it.

I again, though, the people who like to listen to lots of. podcast i think they're great i do too mr doesn't trust he never kevin he never trusts me i trust you with my life he never trust me to get it right he's always like oh shit this one i always do no i never i never think that but you know this one did sort of got my i did sort of start thinking to myself that like no what yeah like are we who we going to be goofing on here and yeah how's that going to look i mean one thing i know about podcast listeners is that they all have have insanely high IQs and big dicks. So 18 flaccid.

Yep. It's funny because last week you said too. So can women not even included that. This is guys, a podcast about, welcome to guys, a podcast by a guy with an 18 inch penis. Okay. That aside, that aside, I want to clarify we're not a misogynistic podcast, despite, I mean, I think that is. I think we should actually get that out in the open overall because that is a big misconception about our podcast.

It's called guys and people are like, oh, are you a misogynistic podcast? And I'm like, I'm always telling people, no, we are not. We're talking about different types of guys. So I just want to clarify, and this is not the best episode to do it on maybe, but we're not a misogynistic podcast. We might actually be a misandrist podcast. Like if a men's rights guy listen to this shit. Joe, I think we would be actually, we would be problematic to him.

I like the thought of men's right guys, just typing in guys. Yeah, well, they want to listen to by then. Yeah, they're like, we need to, okay, men's guys, that's what they're looking for. So we probably do have a pretty big, like, portion of our audience is probably men's rights guys. Listen, I know a big, there is because, like 90% of the numbers, but we're not, I want to clarify. them and I don't care if they stop listening. Hey, men's rights guys. We're not a misogynistic podcast. Yeah, no. And stop

listening if you are, but keep on the Patreon, please. Keep on the Patreon. Do not lapse your subscription, but we don't need you listening to the show anymore. And don't laugh at this show either. We don't need that crap. You can listen, I guess, Brian's saying now, but don't laugh. Yeah, don't laugh.

So, uh, one thing I, I will start out with is, uh, I sorted our slides. podcast by most controversial and when you do that it is just post after post after post of hey does anybody know of any leftist podcasts okay so I clicked one any one of the leftist prominent podcasters yeah well and then we showed up but you would think it'd be like like an old thread and they'd be like well you know street fight radio is a leftist podcast but guys comes up and then i got insanely like uncomfortable because i was like

we just did penis guys like two episodes ago we've done fart guys and then i started thinking of a left is waving in a mirror just so you know i did not wave in a mirror i waved to my son he did a very cute wave to himself in a mirror it was my son who was interesting but yeah somebody recommended guys and i somebody in oh it's this thread in this thread about leftist podcast how many up votes does it have the guys three down votes i mean can you imagine like you're like i'm trying to listen to some political somebody with my that aligns with my beliefs and then you're like oh there's this podcast with these two guys yeah and mostly politically they align with your beliefs if you're a leftist

and then you listen to it and they never talk about politics one of them constantly says he's a prominent leftist, but then most of the talk is about farts and swingers and fucking dicks and stuff. But yeah, it's not a political podcast as we pride ourselves on that. So anyway, so I, I, there's a few people like requesting types of podcasts. Do you not have the screenshot, by the way? Can you not tell me how many out votes that I don't have the screenshot. I didn't take it. I would love to know how many uploads that out of that. There were a few guys recommendations as I was reading through and all of them have very positive feedback. Can I just?

say really quick last week you said on this show like not some of our worst episodes but some of our like challenging episodes are when we do an episode about a guy and then have the guy on the show because it feels like we're just making fun of the guy we're not but that like kind of uncomfortableness of like oh are they do they think we're making fun of them because we're not well and then when i got and i don't even view myself as a podcast guy even though i probably am um it was funny listening to that hours ago Well, listen, you're, you are incorrect about that, Kevin, because that episode was two weeks ago or put episode out in between. So, but yes, that is very, very interesting that you point that out. He's having you on. Do you think of Kevin as a podcast guy, Brian? Not real. Well, I mean, I thought it would be fun to have somebody that is around podcasting to do the show and to not, like I said, I'm not picking people that Kevin works with. with. I'm not like doing that kind of thing. We're talking about podcast fans. And I felt like

we did your, when we did your show, it was about a podcasting. So I was like, we're just doing a podcasting show. I promise this show is not going to make everybody feel bad. I feel like everybody thinks this is going to make everybody feel bad. Everyone is so scared of this episode. So much more scared than any other episode ever. First thread. What's the worst thing you've heard on a podcast? Yeah. I think that. Not the first threat. I'll read. I'll read. I'll read. I'll read. I'll the first thread to you right now. Mm-hmm. Any NSFW porn-like podcast similar to Pillow Talk or Plug Talk?

I'm looking for podcasts similar to Pillow Talk and Plug Top, where the host fuck or get fucked by guests. Anyone know if there's any more than just Adam 22 and Ryan Powell podcast? So Chris might know this story, but my favorite, um, kind of a weird lead into a story after Brian just said that. But my favorite big grande of the sketch group, we both love thing that they did is, they uploaded a funeral sketch that they did, like a comedy sketch onto Pornhub, and it was by far their most popular thing they've ever done.

And so I have toyed with the idea of uploading episodes of Hollywood Handbook to Pornhub into various sites. It would be funny, but I think like our, so apparently Adam 22 certified bad guy, right? and he's the host of the no jumper podcast he's this guy's been around forever and ever he's considered to be a very bad guy he's got he's filling in for WTF he's he's the new WTF host he's got the Lisa tattoo on his face and he is he one of his big things is yeah people he says please have sex with my wife he's a cuckold we know about this stuff I know about this stuff.

You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that there was a podcast by a guy I've heard of, a famous podcaster where he fucks and sucks on the podcast. He doesn't fuck, just to be clear. I mean, maybe he does, but I think the concept is, so that's called the plug talk. And I don't know why I know this stuff. You like that podcast? No, I've never heard it before, but I do know this stuff.

Yeah, you seem to know a lot about it. What's it like? His girlfriend is Lena the plug. who is a porn star, and that is who has sex with people. So the guest comes on and they do a show. It's a cuckold podcast is what I'm imagining now because, yeah, they, he, like, I've never watched that one. I just know that it's her, like I know that that's her name and stuff.

So yes, they come on, bring a guest on, talks to Adam and Lena, and then has sex with Lena. And they put the microphone. And then I don't know. And then we would, we'd have to check it out. you get to hear them fucking suck I doubt it get to I think as the producer of

the show I'm thinking about like where does the ad placement go in that is it during the foreplay is it after I think it's easy yeah I think no I don't think they have a sec I think you just yeah you're you're popping your ad and you're doing the interview maybe intro interview ad you come back from the ad

break when they've had sex or whatever and then you know when they're done having sex the guy's like that was awesome that would be such a good podcast if it was just like the guy just came back like that was fucking

that was awesome that was absolutely fucking awesome like fucking unreal man oh my god I fucking was coming so fucking hard that was incredible that's the show I love this because this guy goes

this is only a two comment threads. This guy goes, I mean, it's not like what you're looking for, which is often said in a podcast recommendation. That's always a good thing though. And you're like, hey, can I get a recommendation on this? Well, hey, this isn't what you're looking for. But I was hoping to have a conversation with somebody today. So what you're looking for. But one of the best film podcast ever is the Rialto report where they interviews industry people from the golden age of sex films looking back on their career. So you get to hear about people in their 50, 60s, and plus talk about the century. No, no, no, no, no. I think that person's very much misunderstanding

why that person wants to listen to this podcast. Documentary stuff. Yeah, you get to listen to a 70-year-old guy talking about fucking and sucking. Well, it sounds like you have an interest in pornography, right? But I recommend a documentary about the elderly. Yeah. He goes on. That's such a funny idea. Yeah. Like, being a parent and catching your kid looking at pornography and being like oh I see you're interested in pornography

like I got you this documentary about the history or if that was like a class you could take and everyone was like oh this could be awesome I want to watch people have sex and it's like pornography is Latin for it's like no sexual history and you go in there and you're like I'm going to fucking beat off

to this class for sure holy shit well better make some room in the spank bank for some new material. Put a little booth outside of the classroom. How come the textbook doesn't have pictures? Well, he goes, and it's inters. You hear him talk about the sexual revolution

and its intersection with art and media. They're honestly some of the best reviews in podcasting. They're more interesting and a course in history of underground culture in 60s 70s, New York City and L.A. Oh, my God, I'm getting so soft. That anything that gets me horrid. I'm getting so soft. Then the guy replies and he goes,

do they actually fuck on the podcast? There you go. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, I'm looking for something very specific and easy to explain. Yes, not a long, dry explanation. I am imminently horny and I need to listen to a podcast that will help me with that.

Guy that's all like this is an instant gratification thing for the guy. Like he's just sitting around. He's like, What if there's a porno podcast? I'm going to go to Reddit and ask about it and beat off. Well, he knows there's porno podcast, just to be clear, because he's already gone through all the episodes of those two, it sounds like. And now he needs a new one because they're not able to produce episodes fast enough

for him to satiate his horniness. This guy goes, I need a podcast with an old wise man. He goes, uh, is this still in the porn or is this a new? This is a next subject here. This is a different one. And this is, and this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, like there's probably a million of these right like there's a lot of these well it's interesting the way he chooses to describe it he goes i need a podcast featuring an old wise man that talks about

his youth like mr miagi would be cool if he was asian too might sound weird i was going to say jim brewer but doesn't fit anymore yeah brewer hey the bruniverse the bruniverse i mean i mean listen jim brewer some people say he's not a goat i say that of course you know my working theory is that the goat boy is the real guy and that he's doing like a guy impression with Jim Brewer and so you see goat guy come out a lot but like yeah if he's if Jim Brewer

is able to do the goat thing what's to say you can't you know I mean I think Brewer could play this role in his mind definitely an ESPN panel about who's the goat and it's like LeBron Jordan and Brewer Oh yeah Brewers got to be in the conversation he's got to be in the conversation yeah

I like the idea of a guy just saying like, like I said, I got to read that he, an old wise man that talks about his youth like Mr. Miyagi would be cool if he was Asian too. And then he ends it with might sound weird, but that's the mood I'm in right now. Does he get any recommendations? Oh, you're going to love the recommendation. Chris. Uh, Joey Diaz, church of what's happening now. Oh, I was in the big house for kidnap. I can't listen to Joey Diaz personally. Even like, I can't listen to even like videos making fun of him or something.

Anything where his clips from, because he gets so stoned on edibles before. And then his, the mic, he's like, and he makes these like horrible mouth noises into the microphone that are, that are like so nauseating to listen to that I, even if he was doing a good job, which I don't think he's doing the thing that I like. anyways but even if he were i couldn't i couldn't listen to it he has like a shotgun mic in his

mouth it is unsettling it is so it's just a way i think they have to it's because he talks so quiet so they have to crank the gain up because he's just like mumbling in this like when he has this like voice you know like he talks like so so much base he doesn't have any treble in his voice whatever they could be in like the twitch asmr worlds where like the people have the like doing the tongue stuff and I think it's really popular like he could be if the church of what's happening

did got into the Twitch universe that could be a huge selling point for him people like tongue noises because I do that quite often on the bonus shows oh that's right oh that's right so what were the responses

like I was uh now he's Cuban so not Asian but has been through some wild ups and downs in his life went to prison spent a good chunk of his life as a co-kehead, became a comedian late in life and has some very wise takes on life. He has a lot of very wise takes on life. Like his,

his takes are like, misogynist, racist, homophobic, transphobic. And so incredibly fucking stupid. Like every time I've ever heard him, I'm like,

you guys are both right, by the way. Yes, I agree. But every time I've heard him, uh-huh. It sounds like the stupidest guy you've ever met. Oh, yeah.

Run in his fucking mouth. Just the most annoying, stupid guy. Almost like a rant guy, but he's not really ranting as much he can. Because he's so fucking stoned on weed edibles. He's taking like 500 milligrams of weed edibles and he's just like sitting there like fucking sleeping his way through his own show, right? Like it's he so he doesn't have the sort of, um, yeah, like I've never seen him do stand up. Maybe he doesn't get super stoned and he goes up and does.

stand up and he actually has some like fucking energy and shit. Go boy level. Yeah, but I don't think he has the energy to be a rant guy. I don't see it.

I saw an insane clip of his show once like many have, but one specific thing that I've never seen on a podcast before where he is like in the middle of like a monologue rant thing and he looks at his phone and he goes, well, my sister just died.

Yikes. That's how I would react. And then just like keeps going. It was shocking. I was like, surprised they left it in the episode. Brian would act that way. Brian does say stuff sometimes about his family and stuff where it's just kind of like, oh, man, what?

You don't want me to cut that thing out? I'll, like, message him after her. I'm like, you want me to cut that thing out? And he's like, I don't even know what you're talking about. But then the fans are like, you should have cut that out. No, nobody ever. The only time was that one time when Brian made that, like, said that thing about the bank. God, this is coming up in every episode now.

Yeah, they all, and people, someone commented saying, Brian, you shouldn't say that stuff about the bank. Banksy. And, and then he was like, yeah, okay. And he took it down and removed that thing that he said about the bank, that the thing that will never be spoken. Don't ever say the other word. We're not saying what happened, what he wanted with the bank or anything. A certain type of ism. Stop saying that.

That's too close. I said a certain type. up you're referring to schism the tool album or racism you want to do racism to the bank what the hell our leftist listeners are not going to like that right you just got three more down votes my friend what about escapism

yeah that's okay that one's pretty yeah that one's like yeah pretty nondescript What are some of your true crime podcast pet peeves? What are pet peeves and true crime podcasts that annoy you and or turn you off from continuing? Copaganda. Yes. But this guy's first thing.

Strong accents. I just tried to listen. I just tried to listen to a person that had a heavy Scottish accent. I literally could not make out what she was saying at all. Same goes for heavy New Zealand accents. For me, at least. Well, but that's, that doesn't seem like, yeah, it can be difficult to understand a Scottish person if they're speaking like, you know, there's, there's certain Scottish people who speak in a way that's very difficult to understand. And I think probably less so with New Zealand, I think I've found, but I've definitely noticed that was Scottish and Irish people before. But it's like, doesn't it seem like just one podcast. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like a very specific issue to have. It's the show hosted by a Scottish and New Zealand guy. I'm sure there are. some but just listen to ones that are hosted but you know in your native tongue i would say that

the thing that makes this interesting to me is like this guy probably also like he's saying that it's weird because i guess there are people who are like i don't listen to it because of an accent but i would guess that that's not a pet peeve that's more of a problem with you as a person well yeah but i just thought you can't get you don't get subtitles like i'll sometimes i'll watch like a scottish that's what i was thinking detective show or whatever but i'll i'll put those subtitles on sometimes definitely so i do understand that but again i don't i would never ever yeah consider complaining about that and being like hey man what's going on at these fucking scottish tv shows also podcast hack apple podcast and some of the other ones have some like a

transcript on the bottom left there's like a little dialogue icon. You can click it and just read it too. So you're telling me that there are podcast subtitles. Yes. I don't like that. So in that case then yeah, then I listen. I guess I can I guess I can finally start listening to the Aberdeen murders. All of your favorite Scottish podcast. Distracting music. Why do podcasters think we care about the music? If we want to listen to music, we would be. Recently it seems like if there's more of an original music produced by, if the podcast is really good the music interludes are just a distraction that the podcast is bad the music just makes it worse so i i agree i agree i agree and i think you'll find that you'll notice that like a lot of

people appreciate no music in crime podcasts or like even like the youtube videos or whatever not having that sort of cheesy music i think music can be good sometimes but yeah for the most part just let the stuff stand on its own bad audio quality now you're like well yeah that bothers everybody speak in my language. Hey, come on. What are we talking about the Sunday stream? Yeah. I was going to fix that and send it to you, Chris, but I was like, I don't want to do this

two times. I don't do that to me because all it is is Brian's internet connection. Like the Twitch, the Twitch VOD is completely fine. So the Twitch VOD, it's just like whatever's happening on, you know, the stream yard is where it's happening. So I just can't even be bothered to be honest. So what I did, a lot of people sent me. messages about it and I usually I'll get really stressed about that this was like a month ago um but I

this time what I did was I was like I don't care and I just didn't even read any of it and I was really mean and I apologize to the listener and I promise I care about you but that this time I was really busy shocktober a lot of other stuff going on and I was like I don't care what about bad audio quality especially from interrogation rooms this actually happens a lot this is a big you know me i'm a big body cam interrogation video guy and yeah why don't you get some better audio quality and the video quality too let's get some 4k in that shit let's get an s and 7b in the potential murderer's face yeah let's get them a little bit of sound quality something then let them let them let those peas pop a little bit without any sort of yeah come on man honestly and yeah 4k they're

always talking about that shit it's really you'll see in the comments like fucking 2025 can we some 4k quality video footage in these fucking interrogation rooms and it's like I don't think they need it or they would be using it you know and it's like guy walks in and sits down at a podcast table basically and is like confessing to a murder yeah and he's got a full like he's got the mic arm like we do and like this yeah got i was like can we not like have our logo all over this microphone guy has guys has a soundboard the cops have a soundboard he's like they're like uh hey uh he's like i didn't do the murder and the cops like oh we don't we we don't hear it i played the farm remember brian no i just i this is what

i picture the guy's just like going through this whole like crazy thing being like oh my god like you wouldn't you wouldn't believe it fine i'll fucking tell you like it was like it's been a year and like all this shit like my mom fucking didn't feed me for all this like this crazy story like telling like the worst story ever and then all of a sudden the cop leans on the thing he's like oh oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it's telling us really loud yeah it's so loud oh i'm really sorry about that. That was the brim of my of my police cap. Just turn it. Sorry, but can you just tell the story from the beginning? Because I don't know if I want to start it again. Oh, man. And then excessive banter from interviewees. Sometimes they let a side character go on and on and on without editing. For example,

they called me and told me she was dead. And I said, what? And they said, she's dead. And I said, how and they said what are some of yours so they would like it if the people who experience the death would keep it fucking short well they just can i get yeah like we did to cut out all of the trim this fat off can i just get a video like just a compilation of a bunch of people being brutally murdered and not all of this exposition surrounding it no i listen i it is kind of it's wild to uh you're like watching real things that are happening real people's lives or whatever but it's like it's being treated in this way where it's just like all right let's keep this fucking plot line moving a little bit please and it's like it's somebody's whole life is

we're talking about unraveling in front of you yeah this guy goes uh vulnerable and not vulnerable this is my most recent nails on a chalkboard which by the way so many of these people like the first thing my biggest pet peeves are when the podcaster sounds like they're reading directly from Wikipedia page or those who don't try difficult pronunciations of names or areas. Brother, some people get paid to do that. What are they, what do they don't even try it? What do you mean? Like they're like, oh, you know, like if it's a hard city to say or something or a hard last name.

But what do they do? I'm not even going to try that last. Oh, they don't even. Oh, that's like a classic line. Like, I'm not even going to try that. So they don't get the information across even? Which is weird for a true crime podcast. True fucking crime.

Yeah, it seems like you have to, yeah, I agree. If that is happening, that is, that would be a pet peeve of mine, too. If they're just like, okay, the, and the location it happened was, I'm not even going to try this. And it's like, well, wait, so where were they? Were they, which city was it? And the murderer turned out to be, I can't, I can't say this. What's this last thing? Is this Russian?

I can't do this. is this written in a different language i would love so much to hear that host do that that episode that sounds so fucking funny i like this the thing where you need the most credibility yeah like the genre you need the most credibility to just be like oh so what the hell is this even saying uh vagabana or so yeah so something i like this person who seems like a real psycho when they sugarcoat the victim it's always like Megan was a good student and a star cheerleader who always lit up the room and uh does this guy know her no it's just it's just in general it's just like this guy just knows people that's what they're saying they're like i just know people and

guess what people are shitty people are terrible this is just one of those like real horrible guys he's like hey there's no way she's nice at all or does any of that thing because it's like the only person i got experienced dealing with is myself and i ain't none of those things yeah so there ain't no way this is like classic projection i think but like yeah i've you do hear this from those people sometimes where it's just like oh yeah of course she was all but it's like what even listen man what do you want even yeah what do you want yeah what do you want even if she was she sucked yeah even if she was not so great it's like don't you hope that when you when you whatever you die that they you know they rosy it up a little for you yeah i think everybody does

right yeah we give it to them unless they're real horrible evil people or whatever the victim shelly who is smells real bad yeah the victim is always farting and she sometimes can be a real B word. Shelly, A.k.a. Smelly Shelly. Like getting real nasty on it.

Yeah. I mean, that's like comedy. That's like a sketch. You know, it comes, it would obviously, you're obviously going to be nothing

but nice to someone, you know? Like, yeah. That's how you're going to be when you're eulogizing someone. We only roast the ones we love, and I love this victim.

And you do love, and you love the roast master, Jeff Ross. I know you're a big fan. I like the rice master general. You know, like it wasn't it, remember when he was roasting the guys in the prison or Guantanamo Bay? Oh, that was awesome. That was fuck.

Did he actually do that and I'd make that up in my head? He didn't do Guantanamo Bay, did he? That can't be. He did roast prisoners. He did roast prisoners, but I feel like in my mind, I've like, like, remember it as him roasting people in Guantanamo Bay. I only recognize one. Brazos County Jail. Okay.

Brazos. Oh, no, I'm sounding like the host. Brazos, Brazos, what the hell is in? Hey, just abandoned. A, abandon ship, Kevin. Abandon shit, my friend. I don't know what the hell. Bezos County Jail?

Okay, so he didn't do one. Okay, so I want to apologize to Jeff Ross for saying that he roasted the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay. This guy goes, uh, I'm becoming even pickier these days. I'll stop listening to any podcast. when the hosts are cutting up or excited or fake rage for the case. Okay, I don't disagree with that.

If I'm listening to a true crime podcast and the host sounds genuinely excited, I'm a little uncomfortable. Oh, I forgot this was about true crime. Yeah, that's actually 100% accurate, but I was going to say, if that was the case, because I'm always cracking up on our podcast. We got a good one.

Yeah, that would, oh yeah, but that kind of, I mean, listen, we did Shoktober Man Cow, And he reads a serious news story about somebody dying and he's got this big giant grin on his face. And it's the most awkward. He's like, he's like filling in as a news anchor on this news thing. And it's like, the look on his face as he's saying it is really strange. I will say it's unsettling. The way they say fake rage for the case.

To me, reads like, woke. You're not allowed to be mad that this person got murdered and they were all. these injustices you know what i mean exactly yeah but if it's fake they they can tell if it's fake or not you're not to be actually mad but if you're like fake mad then they they can tell but i yeah that part is but the part about being excited you should not you shouldn't be doing your true but then probably that i don't listen to true crime podcasts so i'm not sure but i imagine there are probably people who's right they start thinking of it like their job and they start forgetting about any of that stuff and i would But imagine sometimes they lose it and crack up a bit maybe and stuff.

He goes, any podcasts with merch is also a turnoff? Brother, don't I know it. I'm wearing it. Yikes. Don't look at that hat back at. Shout out to everyone who bought on our last drop. It will be our last. We have seen the error in our ways.

We will not be doing merch anymore. So what I did. Just joking. I forgot that people, some people think stuff I say is true. We'll do merch again. What I did was I went. to iTunes the famous place to review

podcasts and I went to the number one show in a few different genres right so we got Joe Rogan yeah there will be Rogans there will be no bonds not to bring up a controversial topic but after Charlie Kirk passed

they had guest co-host for the next six episodes and it became the most popular podcast because like J.D. Vance was hosting and sounds like So, Brian, do you have the J.D. Vance guest host on Charlie Kirk stuff? I go. I go. So the top show. Kevin, Kevin says it was actually the number one show.

He said, so you're not going to read my review. He said five stars. So funny. The top podcast in the entire world is called the Daily by the New York Times. That makes sense that it's called the Daily. Yeah. It comes out every day. I would have been by the new york times yeah and then the the new york times huh big company mhm but michael barbarro yeah i call it the new york slimes because i don't like it the failing new york times the failing new york times the failing new york times how they get into the number one spot hard work really there's a lot of hard work by a lot of people this person goes one star incredibly partisan very little nuance

completely one-sighted highly partisan and out of touch if you want to get a more fair picture of the world comedians are probably a better route true that no true no no no hey don't gloss over that and try to move on that's the truest thing that's ever been said on this show

is well because everybody else is all worried clutching their pearls and guess what comedians say we can't afford pearls we're all living in a base or uh we're living in like not our mom's basement that's uh comedy condos we're yeah we're we're in studio apartments we live in studio apartments famously comedians are really struggling financially i do get all my news from club random and howie mandel's podcast so this is really speaking to me howie mandel's podcast is really really bad yeah oh is it i think it's really bad

from the stuff i've seen of it it i heard the only clip i saw was on the comedy drama channels that was uh yeah uh mark merrin on there just completely fucking destroying howie mandel because hallie mandel's like oh all this woke is really messing up comedy don't you agree mark mary and he was like i disagree with that and then they had a little conversation we don't like howie up here in canada we're not a fan of how what do he do we've i've already mentioned it before he he used to own the just for laughs festival and then they stopped playing all of the comedians stuff on Sirius. And it was like how all the comedians made money in Canada.

And then he gave a Facebook live in his palatial mansion walking around trying to like tell all the comedians in Canada why it was like, this is what I need to explain to you why we did this. And that was the thing I talked about. I made all these credible threats to them. And then I didn't realize that the live video comments came up at that time every time that people watch it. So people sent me the messages after saying,

you should take down those comments because I just saw them that you made it on the Howie Bendell video because it went viral and everyone started watching it out because Bill Marr is much more balanced. Oh, great. The sad part is I'm not sure they even realize it. Hey, hey, I just got a good joke here. Yeah, Bill Marr is more balanced in the first half, but after he has a couple of fucking couple of drinks and a little smoky smoke.

He's not so balanced anymore. He's that big leather chair. You seen that show, man? He does always look like he's... They're token. Oh, they're token and drinking. They're token and drinking. Like, he's getting drunk down there.

He's, like, getting fully drunk on that, on that show for sure. And I'm sure he's providing Ubers for the guest home and not just being like, drive safe. Yeah. Have a good drive home. He runs in the kind of circles, I believe, where if you were to call an Uber for your friend, you would be, like, kicked out of the group, the friend group. well i remember when you could just drive drunk anytime you want and these soft millennials yeah i believe that i believe he's part of the rich proud drunk drivers yes he goes bill mar's a

much more balanced the sad part is i'm not even sure they realize it unfortunately it confirmed stereotypes regarding new york liberals and how out of touch they are so got them disappointed by the sun one one star disappointed that the daily hasn't covered arctic frost it's a major issue security impacts yet there's total silence for a show that claims to tackle the stories that matter this omission feels deliberate and out of touch what is that arctic frost

what's that well like what's the i think it's in the arctic where there's ice is maybe frost oh like actually it's not like a code word for say it's not like some thing that's there's just literally the frost that's talking about climate like it's climate like it's climate change related stuff so it just sounds like a guy who has his thing yeah yeah well I mean hey if his thing is uh the impending doom they were dealing with from I agree change it's a pretty good thing three stars make it stop wow three stars make it stop well and the review is so funny The Ozempic episode really brought out the Hank Hill and me.

What? I don't come to the... Flat ass. Flat ass? What are we talking about here? What's the Hank Hill? Bobby? That boy ain't right.

I'll tell you what. What is it? What is bringing... I don't know what that is. I don't know what bringing out the Hank Hill is. I mean, you explain a little more. Okay. I don't come to the times to hear a middle-aged.

couple talk about how her big butt used to be so voluptuous and i don't think it's unreasonable to expect a certain level of decency in the public square thank you sounds like we have an episode for our guy looking for the porno podcast yeah yeah i'll listen to that i was like oh i should listen to the ozempic episode where the lady talks about her formerly voluptuous ass that's more up my style this guy this person was listening to the podcast thinking this is going to be sort of a like clinical discussion about ozempic and they were like this is getting racy yeah yeah this guy used to love his wife's huge ass what the hell what the hell's he doing what's he what's he what's he what's he what's he what's he sex in it he's eating it what's he doing what's he like it what do they like it so much for

what's he doing with it i mean it really please provide like i'm the opposite side of this is please provide more information on this wonderful sounding ass Pictures or what? Hey, recently my favorite website stopped showing beautiful ladies on it. That's an update.

Is this the chive? The chive, yeah, that's a big issue in our lives right now is that the chive has recently stopped showing their beautiful ladies

on the website. It's a huge problem, Kevin. I know. It should be a daily topic. Oh, yeah. The fact that the daily, that the daily

that purports to be, you know, a cover of, the big issues has not even touched on the chive not having bikini babes on there anymore is insane where do you even get bikini babes these days i know the chive just doesn't dance with the people who brought them they're trying to get these new woke yeah they're trying to court these new people been like we already have established these people they're this is the way the chive thinks and it's unfair they think hey these people who are fans of our of our shit at this point are so

ostracized from society nobody is willing to be friends with them or like hang out with them and do comedy with them anymore so we can we could smack them around we could do whatever we want with them because it doesn't matter they're not going to be accepted anywhere else and that's unfair to the reading reading 45 year old men saying like i come here for the memes i come here for the shirts but i also come here for the hotness yeah and the chivets and now you've taken that away from me. The young, beautiful women. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's a whole thing about it, too.

One of the chivets is like, hey, we're still here. We're just like older now, and they're just like, ah. But where'd you come from? I swear, like, it's the thing about the chive that is, like, alluring to these guys is, I think it's been taken over by Onlyfans as well, because it's the allure of being out to, these chivets post these pictures and then every now and then they're like ooh hubba hubba hot mama and then she's like she's like wow thanks and then he jerks off to that for like 16 months you know he's jerking off to the comment yeah exactly exactly that's awesome interaction is he

at the picture at all the pitcher is already in his head once he looks at the comment yeah on thigh gap Thursday or whatever yeah so that's why they love the chive and they're so mad about it but it's like that exists you can find that thing as well if you really want to I guess they got it for free they don't want to pay for it I'm not really sure

pay for the chive some of them yeah but I'm free yeah if you want to go add free I'm a member I get that free yeah you can't do I pay $29999 the tie gap Thursday makes me think of do you guys remember like 10 or 15 years ago Doug Benson used to do this thing on Twitter called like side boob Tuesday and he would just ask women to send pictures of like their sides and he would like like the pictures. Doug Benson is a bit of a wild man. I know. But listen, listen, I mean, that's fucking kind of weird behavior. But keep in mind this guy, as far as I'm concerned, this guy is high on weed all the time. He's hanging out with Bill Maher, if you know what I mean. He's high on weed all the time. I've met him a few times and tell you what he did not.

seem sober when I met him off of he seemed to be very noticeably high off of weed and I don't get what the problem is with farming your own side boob pictures yeah I mean listen listen he asked for side they're just side booed Sunday that makes much more sense sorry I got Tuesday there's also well Bubba used to do no panties Thursday where you would call into the show and with the women would call into the show and they'd be like are you wearing panties and they'd say no you'll rub it up again It would rip the phone up against their pussy and he's like, damn, there's no panties there. That's a reminder. That's a reminder.

We still got Shocktober going on where we are covering a Shocktober evolutions this year. It's still going into November now. So we are going to cover Bubba in that. And so we'll be hearing some great clips like that. Some no panties Thursday? Oh, yeah. I'll get some no panties Thursday. Fat Philly Friday.

And, of course, the famous one, Whip him out Wednesday from, from home. opia. I read some reviews of the Joe Rogan Experience. I don't know. It's a little podcast. Joe Rogan Experience. Podcast by day. Train by day.

Podcast by night. Is that something? I never listened to it. That's the intro part. That's the intro clip. So like, see, oh, I guess we don't have a, we got a couple of guys who are ignorant to the experience. Can you repeat it?

So, so what by day? What by night? Joe Rogan, Train by day. Podcast by night. Joe Rogan podcast all day. It's like, do, no, no, no, no, damn, damn, do. He's excited. People know what I'm talking about. I listened to only one episode of the Joe Rogan experience. And that's because the guest was Anthony Coomia, who's God rest his soul.

Best in peace to Anthony. God rest his soul. My old granny died. It is. And her name's Anthony Coomia. Unlikely hero. Five stars. I got to say I never would have thought you. Unlikely heroes. I got to say. He starts with I got to say. I really like that. I got to say. I got to say. I never would have thought you a hero of communication and truth nonetheless you are i respect tremendously your shows and feel many of the times the same frustration you do when interviewing a guest especially the egyptologist specialist over the top well-conducted review interview so this person is sort of saying like we both we both know it's like struggling through this podcast game a it's a fellow this i didn't even know it was a fellow podcaster tell about

three quarters through and then I was kind of like oh I got to start looking at this as a co-worker reveal a little bit differently that is such a funny thing to say to Joe rogue it'd be like you know like us saying you know like uh fellow podcaster eh to Joe Roe it's a grind you and I know isn't it tough hey don't we both know it hey pal like we're doing anything close to the same thing yeah five stars I've been listen to this show for years. It's excellent podcast. I almost never miss an episode. Joe is

very reasonable and is open minded. The one star reviews are unreasonable people that are not open minded. Or as Trump would say, low IQ individuals. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You guys showed

me, or as my dad says, you guys turned me on to elephant graveyard, which I've been really enjoying. And I really liked his kind of rogan compilations of them having the most absurd stupid conversations and then just like a text over that's reminding people, this is a comedy podcast. Yeah. Yeah. It can't be considered. It's not fair that it gets put in a top comedy podcast because it's the least

funny thing. The only thing less funny is Bill Maher's Club Random. Yes. Although Bill Mar did do that episode where he creeped on some teenage girls. And that to me, some preteen girls. The Richard Dreyfus episode of Club Random is very funny because Richard Dreyfus just seems to be like out of his mind. He's like falling into his chair or whatever. Like he slouches down to the point where he's like laying backwards in his chair. And I can't really tell if he's like doing a joke or he says some crazy stuff about like being attracted, uh, like being attracted to somebody in his family and stuff five stars so that that that was a comedy episode i laughed genuinely at like what is going on here like bill mar doesn't know how to deal with it bill mar's like what it was sorry

what did you say like did you say that you and then when you're throwing off the master oh imagine the things he's heard the most respect i ever received in my life was when i was using an ai bill mar voice to get on to the dennis prager show yeah and And the way that the fucking producers spoke to me when they thought I was Bill Maher, it was like, holy shit, they were so, like this guy is a god to them. Like it, even though this was an AI voice, you know, they should have been able to figure it out. It was me pressing soundboard clips.

And like, they still were like, oh, my God, sir. They were like, oh, my God, sir. Like, get you right on right now with Mr. Prager. And, yeah, so I got on the air with Mr. Dennis Prager, rest in peace, Dennis Prager fell in the shower. He fell in the shower. He don't know if. He's died, yeah. Five stars.

This show made me so much wise in so many different ways. Thank you. Too much celebrity talk, three stars. Hard to care about celebrities talking about their fun job or their comedy routine. Don't disagree. Don't disagree. I can't listen to these guys talking about their very fun job. That's never not fun.

I cannot understand celebrities. There was a time, I think, maybe where I was like, oh, that's kind of cool, like a story from a set of a movie that I like really were I was into but then you turned 15 and you grew up five stars common sense Joe is by far the king of common sense he navigates through the noise and I thought it was going to be king of comedy yeah that that's that that's the Joe like thinking he's about it Joe you are the king of common sense and he's like aw I I thought people thought I was funny he navigates to the noise and hyperbolic nonsense of the left and the right to help the listeners

appreciate his guests. He's also one of the most knowledgeable hosts on such a broad range of subjects. You know what they always say master of all what is it? What is the old Jack of all trades? Master of all trades. Master of all trades. Oh, it's master of none.

I go I go a mile wide and a mile deep. Joe never ceases to amaze me on how well prepared he is for each discussion. Now, I haven't listened to a lot of the Joe Rogan experience, but I have seen clips. And I got to say that it seems like the least prepared podcast. Well, I think you can clip it out. I don't want to act. Listen, I don't like Joe Rogan.

The only episodes I actually listen to her like MMA, I'll listen to like MMA. He does an MMA podcast. I'll listen to that sometimes. But I think it's just. COVID stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I'm with you, Kevin. Some of the stuff that cuts through the BS

of the medical establishment. His shows are just really long and he does him every day. So like, yeah, I feel like you could clip him being ill-prepared. I feel like he probably is prepared, but it's probably because he gets $500 million to do his show. So he probably has a full staff

of people that like fully prepare everything for him and have like all these talking points for him. And he's completely like, he probably has like an earpiece where people are saying things to him even or whatever like Howard Stern used to have. He's probably got some shit like that going on or at least a monitor where people are telling him stuff live and like so I think that's yeah. He doesn't have a single person as funny as Jackie the joke man martling.

Well, yeah, he doesn't have his joke man, you know, not yet. Not yet. I like his setup with the wooden table, but the only one that's better of that to me is the two bears one cave with the gigantic circular white table. I think they've really mastered the studio. Kevin, I apologize, but one of the things that I said to Brian before we started this thing was if we do podcast guys, we are not going after Kreischer. Chrysler is my God.

Here's a Theo Vaughn. I saw him live and once you see him live, I can understand it. You see him on TV or like, this guy ain't got it. but when you see him live, he's got that magnetism. I was with J.F. and Gareth Reynolds yesterday, and I was explaining to them you walking through the woods and just hearing his voice in the distance. Yeah. Well, it was his opener doing bad crowd.

Oh, yeah. It was some guy named Derek who apparently had bigger breasts than his damn wife. This is a review of this last week with Theo Vaughn. Oh, great. Five stars, Pete Pod. Really enjoyed the conversation with Pete Davidson. guys really seem like two peas from the same pod would love to see you guys become friends would also be cool to have peep back on once a year if not more keep doing your thing onward it's a little

too parasocial there where i hope that you two become friends that seems a little bit weird i hope the three of us can all become friends yeah yeah i heard you guys talking and it's like i hope that you become friendly outside of it and you're able to connect and have a lunch from time to time catch up you know around the holidays maybe send a note to another or whatever because they would both really enjoy that i i just feel like i know you guys both pretty well i've listened to a lot of both of you and i think you guys would love each other um the only clip i saw from that episode was them talking theo was like people are really upset about the reaad comedy festival and pete was like oh what's that i don't know about it and all the comments were like you're in it yeah because he goes

i guess what he said is they just they write the check and i sign them so what do you want me to do Like that is such a funny That's the only honest answer of all the guys I mean other than the greatest React comedy festival story is very obviously The Jim Jeffrey story Oh yeah Well yeah

He went on Theo Bond's podcast And they asked him a question He was like apparently they killed some Journalists I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking What did he say like I'm not gonna like take a stand on that? I don't care. Yeah, he said some stuff like that

and guess why he got kicked off the festival by them for saying it? So he went on and tried to be like all like free speed and be like, I don't give a shit. Whoa, I'm going to not go because they fucking hacked up some journalist like fuck that or whatever. And then they're like, oh, you actually can't do it anymore. So now you've just made everyone mad and you didn't get the money.

It's the best thing. Huge bag fumble by Jim Jeffries. Hey, hey, a rare unforced error from the master jim jeffreys i don't know about i don't know i don't know i hate him i dislike him immensely yeah i don't know from listening to opi and anthony when he would come on i'd just be like ugh god this guy you know yeah did you see that uh aziz tried to donate i'm sorry why for like dating all this stuff but he tried to donate his check to the human rights watch i think it was human rights group yeah they wouldn't take it yeah i fucking love that so much yeah

that yeah that was that was hey that itself was a little while ago even yeah that's funny hey boss here's three stars hey boss how about quitting the ads you have enough money now your need for more money will ruin this show we're all getting tired of rich people posing as regular folks here's a profound idea kick a few out with no ads and be a true rebel in an example to the greedy status quo you're talking to the wrong guy if you're talking to deo von that's interesting I mean, most podcasts have to say, we don't have ads on our podcast, but we're, but most podcasts do. And I think that's perfectly normal and acceptable. And I don't mind when there's ads on a podcast. I fast forward through them. I hit the old double 30 second forward and I'm out of there. That's simple. I genuinely love that you guys don't do ads. I think that's super cool. And when I talk to other podcasters that are like interesting and setting up their own shows and patrons and stuff, I always bring up how you guys don't do. ads um have you heard of magic spoon cereal kevin well yeah that is sorry that we should clarify we do some ads because we're like but we don't get any money from the companies we just

talk about the shittiest product magic spoon is literally the shittiest product you'll ever have in your life it's it genuinely makes you just like it makes people physically sick to eat it that's what people told me they sent me messages being like the magic is good no this is some shit that's like it's like You know it's going to be bad. It's packed with protein. It's protein cereal, right? Like, you just, you know that's going to be bad right there. Yeah, you already know it's going to be bad.

It's only really a really odd taste on the fruit loop versions of it. You know, it's kind of like almost like a fermented yogurty flavor. But other than that, it's very good. I, I, well, the feedback I got from people because he was talking about, he's like, oh, this magic spoon, it's great. And people are like, oh, I guess I'll go out and get it. And then, and they went out and tried it. the feedback I got was this stuff made me immediately physically sick. I vomited up immediately from this. I did like it. Good. But I like the idea of somebody telling Theo Vaughn, hey, cut

out the ads. Hey, Theo. You know what I mean? I mean, come on, man. But that's how they really think of him. Like, he really has that air about him in that world of like, this guy's a real kind of fucking salt to the earth kind of, you know, every man kind of dude. And it's all an act, right? His dad's like a billionaire or something not a billionaire but his family is like i think he did grow up maybe just middle class i'm not sure how but he definitely has like his family is like vaugh somebody his family like a king or something like that vaughn's the start of something not the end of it uh this guy goes uh theo is not a journalist he's a lazy comedian what wait a second did he lost his credentials is gun and badge.

Well, that actually does it. That seems like that seems like. Well, the rest of this guy's post is, I think it indicates he might be a podcaster is something I. Another coworker. Theo is not a journalist. He's a lazy comedian doing stand up for no money in LA.

Gives you access to meet famous comics. David Spade. He had zero. Whoa. Spade. Why is Spade's getting? Did, only name. Only name in the whole thing. The only thing I can think of is that, but I don't think this is the case, but David Spade had like a podcast studio that was, it was just like a podcasting place above some like car place that he had. So because it's where Todd, it's where Todd Glass used to do his podcast. So I can only think of maybe like, but Theo Vaughn wouldn't have done his show there. It's not like David Spade gave him the break or anything, right? No, I think he's just saying, you know, Theo Vaughn got David Spade on because. he does comedy and oh that he just thinks he got him on as a guest like recently because he met him

do i mean i guess that is kind of an around about that is probably accurate that he had he had zero audience and got famous comics to do the pod that in turn got more famous people to sit down with him he asked no questions people want to hear it's popular because he got danes famous get he's about it dameous uh famous guests like he got famous guests like smartless and rogan and armchair expert dach shepherd get famous people get you a successful podcast but he doesn't make any real money off it it's just popularity i think he does make money off of it makes millions i think he makes a lot of money off of his podcast it's one of the top podcasts and i also think that like there's some true to that of course because big guests have big audiences and they will go and listen to a show that

they're on. It helps the credibility of the show. And it helps to bring people to listen to it a little bit. But yeah, I think that in order to be one of the top shows, I don't like Theo Vaughn. I don't like Joe Rogan, but you have to be doing something that people like. You can't be just bringing on guests that people like that only get so far. People tune out when the next guest comes that they don't care about, right? If they don't like what you're doing. So there is a huge portion of people that they like what Theo Vaughn does. They like his show. He had Trump on twice and J.D. Van's stuff.

I think he got more of his audience in a Rogan style of like he tries to appear as like quote unquote middle. So there's a bunch of right wing guys that are obsessed with him. I think he really blew up on TikTok. Like, even though he's been doing it

for a long time, I think he really blew up in the last like two years because there was like so many clips, like hundreds of clips of him on TikTok that were going viral that I think genuinely helped grow his show in a way that is kind of unusual but I think a lot of those clips were him

being like kind of shitty like what you know trying to be funny but also grabbed a different audience that is not your typical you know left leaning one very stupid people I think that I think as somebody who listen I used to be a huge aficionado of the killed Tony podcast and course I would even I would listen to two bears one caves sometimes and things like that I will just say that I feel like Theo Vaughan was for a long time before his show became popular was very popular amongst those people he was like just very like they just liked him like everything he would go on he would always be like the comments would always be super in favor of him but I do think well now you say that about the TikTok thing I think there is a chance too that he some of it is also

very manufactured astroturf absolutely the guy that doesn't like him he gave him one star and goes, I posted a review about his ignorance and misinformation on this show and how he helped spread the hate and not help, and it never posted. Oh, far. Yeah, come on, man. Regardless, if you're a small-minded, uninformed individual, like to spread, my ears are burning. I knew it. I was going to say this.

Oh, I think we found a podcast for me that likes to spread more political hate and ignorance. This is the show for you. I'm actually happy he's decided to share his stance on all this mess. Now I can leave him in the cesspool of idiots he admires and his supporters behind. Good luck with all the abominable things you support. I hope everything you support comes to fruition. Now, that, hmm, I don't, I don't think that's a useful political opinion. I hope all the hateful stuff that you support comes to fruition.

Then you'll see you along with all of the. marginalized people that are going to really get a horrible follow from it then you'll all see and he goes i hope everything you support comes to fruition and you have to live with the things you support know nothing about but the things that he said he said but yeah him living with like listen he might feel a bit guilty but it's the thing he's feeling guilty about is like real world issues for people well uh i looked at uh new heights from wondering it's football's funniest family duo jason and Travis Kelsey that had Taylor Swift on

one of the biggest podcast episodes That would have been one of the most part That one We're going to get her on here Arguably broke the internet That one

That's gonna be the gal's episode Yeah Taylor Swift Yeah So I'm asking a really serious Questions To do the actual show Like she comes on

We're like Actually I don't like to hear Something about You're artistic Chris telling Taylor About porno Sean

Taylor you want to know something interesting about when Quieber over here had a girl in his room see normally right you and Travis would probably have normal sort of sexual relations possibly missionary peanut you know pussy and vagina sex oh no that wasn't a mistake actually Taylor that was a reference to a flub

that Brian made a long time ago oh flubs what are flubs oh I have a compilation for you actually Taylor how much titty sucking are you and Travis doing on a weekly basis. Well, that's a reasonable question to ask. Yeah, he does seem like the kind of guy. He probably loves something. He does seem like, I don't know why,

but he has the vibe of somebody who might get a sock a lot. Oh, he, I'll bet. That's the first thing I want to ask him. Yeah. If I had him on, if I had him on, I hope he wouldn't be offended. But yeah, one of the first questions would have to be about that. What's the longest time?

I got to ask. Hey, Kevin, you're sort of like, you're like in the podcast industry very well. all respected. Could you potentially get us Travis Kelsey on the podcast so that we could ask him about his titty sucking routine? I guarantee I can get him on. Let's get him on the show and then that's how we get that's how we get Taylor as well. Like it's like very obvious like just just like fucking going through the motions with him like doing the podcast. We're like okay so our next segment's like just so we can have an in to ask Taylor to come out. If we had Travis Kelsey on

And listen, most of the time, I'm very embarrassed about the titty-sucking thing when you say it to pretty big-time guess. I would love it if you did it with Travis. If you said, when's the longest you've sucked the tit? I would never. It doesn't have to be with Taylor. Travis Kelsey is honestly like, I don't think I could have something. I don't think I could be like having somebody like that on the podcast. It would be just weird, I think.

I don't know. Although he does like comedy and stuff, right? He's like been in TV shows and stuff, right? Chris, learn new words. three stars love these guys but Travis needs to learn some new words overuses the F sometimes four to five times in one sentence

makes them sound stupid well he's he's in the old he plays the old concussion one and F is football right yeah well I mean he should explain the maybe he shouldn't put F star CK because there is another F

and it's like if he's saying that I feel like I agree They only put two things after. Oh, hang on a second. You find out that he's just casually dropping the Epsilon regularly. Like Taylor, I guess it's like a lot of being like, you shouldn't say that actually. Come on, man.

Four to five times in a sentence. Wait, Travis, you've been saying that on the show? That's really messed up. Holy shit, man. I think, yeah. New heights. New lows. One star.

The new. nearly constant use of profanity shows how ill-prepared they are. I mean, he's a football, he's a football player. I mean, how do you think he talks so honestly? He's a big, fucking strong football player. It's disrespectful to everyone that works on this podcast that they can't try a little harder to reach new heights of respect for the audience and guests. That should be the full title of the show. Yeah. That is, I do appreciate that though. That sort of showed a little bit of writing prowess there to slide in the title into the review. I don't like the i like the thing where it's like kevin do you ever feel disrespected when one of the

podcast you produce uses the f word too many times k yeah i i i audibly in the background go oh god please please one less time per sentence at least it shows you're ill prepared in my opinion it's a crutch it's a crutch hey want to hear you guys want to hear a joke yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna so you guys are talking about the f stuff and and I'm like, yeah, it's a real fucking crutch. Honestly, I could see Travis laughing hard at that and doing like, all right, all right. This guy's got it. You try now.

But if you got me on that podcast, I would honestly, I would, that would be the biggest. That would kill so hard on that podcast. It's like the perfect arena for me dealing with these football brothers who are like, Honestly, every time I do a podcast, I'm like, my ideal podcast is two big football brothers. Yeah. Yeah. And then me. Yeah.

Two big strong football brothers and a full staff. Big strong football brothers and me on the mic and like, you know, I say something. I'm like, you know, I make a joke or whatever. And then they look at each other and they look right at each other, look back at me and start laughing. Well, I think what also would benefit is, like, you would razz one of them and the other brother would love that and like, no, Chris, you're right though, dude. Loki, he does do that. Yeah, yeah, that's always good. This guy goes one star.

Hey, Travis, virtual high five. We got to get, even if we can't get, sorry, Brian, I apologize. No, Brian, even if we can't get the Kelsey brothers on, we got to. to get two big football brothers on. Are there other football brothers? Oh, are you kidding me? There's an endless supply of big football brothers. There's like so many guys in high school.

No, they got to be college. They got to be college, college players or higher. They got and they got it. College player. Hey, how much titty is you sucking? No, when I was your age, it was a ton of tithies. We're not having on 20 year old kids to ask about how. The titty discussion is only for Travis. Yeah.

But I think that if you look into it, there's all kinds of football big football brothers i mean there's a hundreds of sets of big football brothers that you could have on your podcast at any time this guy goes this guy goes one star Travis i understand you're an emotional person but you need to keep it together no more throwing helmet stop crying yeah he's crying on the show every week Travis comes on the show and it sounds like it sounds like this person is mad about his behavior on the field not even in the podcast studio but is concerned with him throwing a helmet on the field and this is the only place they can get a hold of him i've sent you several podcasts reviews yeah i've sent you several emails and i don't want to have

to do this but i listen i left a ticket master review of the football game on ticket master too old he goes uh no more throwing helmets and screaming and shoving that was okay when you were 18 boys will be boys but not 30 should we fear for taylor safety if you should be come angry at her? Huge leaf. Oh, come on. And then this person just goes, go chiefs. And then in parentheses, he goes, Taylor, please make a Christian song with Forrest Frank,

please. So he's getting old to Taylor. He's kind of doing what we're doing, though. That's kind of like when I was at TwitchCon and we couldn't get in the lineup for the lineup for too long for Tim the Tapman. So we went to the lineup beside him and then we yelled at Tim the Tapman. that's so mean oh no we didn't yell like mean

stuff to him we pretend I'm saying it's mean to the line you were in yes what did anyone say anything to you who was in the other line like hey stop no no it was Rob Wiseman and I have past guest Rob Wiseman and I yeah I think I've

mentioned it before but yeah it was it was like there was a bunch of lines it was at TwitchCon it was yeah so it was like so many lines it was so many lines And I'm in, hey, no, enough about the bathrooms. That's why I'm going to TwitchCon this year for all the lines of Coke. Oh, yeah.

It's a huge fucking party with some. I'm selling vapes outside. Yeah. I want to make a killing. I want to go to TwitchCon this year because, you know, I'm kind of a celebrity in that world. Yeah. In which world? TwitchCon.

Well, you used to be before your channel was taken down. Yeah, you don't even have a channel. You're not even invited to TwitchCon. You literally can't go. I can't. Chris is more likely to be invited. I'm invited. I can go any time.

I'm a partner. I'm a Twitch partner. I have a verified Twitch partner, actually. So yeah, I can go any time. And yes, Brian, I do have a plus one. And yes, I will be considering the behavior of the people who want to come with me. Send me in your stead. I mean, that's what I would actually have to do because I, you know, as we all

though, as we all know, I cannot go to a very. I would like to send this weird freak in my stead, and he will act normal the whole time. I think you actually could go because you actually just say, this is my channel, and then you have to just show them. I'm not joking. Like, you just show them on VODs or where you can like, yeah, here's me on the channel over and over and over again. I do that all the time. I do that. I put my phone out.

This is me. Yeah, no, that's not. Where's my giant arm? No, you're looking at the wrong guy. I'm watching that video I'm the guy next to that yeah I'm watching the guy I'm watching the guy talk about his penis

okay you get the wrong guy they're arresting you he got the wrong guy I'm the guy who's watching him talk about his penis you're on the cop car

handcuffed he's resisting being arrested for watch out don't let him get his right arm free it could grow at any moment for anyone who doesn't know

Tom from Tom and buddy has a giant right arm on some of his old streams it's like some camera illusion but it's fucking crazy my mom came to visit my house for the first time

last night and wanted to show her around for her birthday okay this isn't a post this is you no yeah yeah she He'd never been in my house. You told me that.

You actually told me that you had to. You used different language when you were telling me about my fucking mom out for dinner. Stop saying the F word. I apologize. I apologize. I go, I go, she comes over to the house. She's like, you know, oh, your bedroom's pretty big. And oh, what a beautiful house.

Oh, you got a really great view. Oh, is this where the magic happens? Yeah, she did. She said, let me feel the. bed real quick and see how well the springs are doing from all that fucking you're up to your mom comes over it feels the springs man you are fucking a lot grabbing the headboard yeah just your mom coming over you showing her around like on a thing and just say oh so this is where the magic has so then she comes in my office magic not comes yeah but she showed that we bring her into the office and if you

look behind me, you know, I got some art up on the wall. It's all pretty fucking cool. He's got a pink gun behind him. I got a pink gun, a pink chainsaw, a baby smoking a cigarette, and a couple Rory Blanks, you know? You got a picture of Tom and Bunny out there. I got a picture of Tom and Buddy where

American flag clothes and my my wife brings her in the room and she's like, that's Tom and Bunny. You wouldn't know them. They're swingers that Brian's seen every one of their videos. I was like, hey, you know what?

That's where all the money comes from, brother. Yeah, those are, those are like, those are basically like your work colleagues. They're my colleagues. The number one true crime podcast is Dateline NBC. One star. Oh, man. Honestly, we need a new cereal and fast. I think.

What is this bullshit? One star. I love Dateline. I do. But they don't have intel on what other shows. are going to cover the episode phantom is the same episode as 2020 and their episode came out first i would have preferred the dateline episode over 2020 just annoying to hear the same stories yeah that is annoying and i guess what they're doing these long-form stories and then they take a bunch of time doing it and they're like well we put all this work into it we got to put it out but then somebody beats them to it i guess that's part of the game that's journalism that's journalism yeah that's the news what i think and and kevin you can help me out with this i think a lot of podcasts producers get together and they talk and they try to pass on information and they're like,

oh, I'm doing, I'm doing this murder this month. You know what I mean? And then there's a thing out you know, do you ever, that's a good question though, Kevin. You're, and for anyone who doesn't know, most of you guys probably don't know, but can you say some of the podcasts that you produced for, Kevin? New Heights. Dayline. New Heights. Daily. Joe Rogan experience. Only new heights and date line. Those were my only two. I worked on comedy, bang, bang, the three questions with Andy Richter, Threatom, we're here to help with Jake Johnson, Hollywood Handbook, Action Boys, Rachel Wilson's podcast. I mean, just a lot of incredible, I mean, you're now, obviously, we know you through Hollywood Hambook, a lot of listeners probably too, because that was one of the

first ones where you were like on a lot. That's right. Maybe Ronan Beverly, where you Are you on Ronna and Beverly a little bit on there and who charted as well? I think Ronna and Beverly is the first time I ever heard you actually was on that. It was one of my favorite podcasts. I loved that podcast. They're hysterical. Yeah. Yeah, they're so, so funny.

But yeah, so, but the big question is, do you ever get together with the other podcast producers and sort of chat about stuff? Absolutely. We just did a big Vegas trip and did a lot of behind the scenes chatting of like, So when I get Theo on my show, I can get him on yours. It's a lot of guest swapping. Yeah, I see. But negotiating because if you get, you know, if Ackerman gets bang, bang on Monday, but he's on handbook on Tuesday, it kind of takes a little bit of the shine away of like,

well, he just did the bigger show on Monday. So it's a lot of like negotiating. I'll get this big guy, but that episode has to come out first. And hence, hence the Las Vegas part, because then, you know, you're like, I got that video what you were up to last night. So guess what? Looks like it looks like we're going to win out on these negotiations. What, what? Don't let somebody take. Can you tell me, can you tell me some of the other producers that are there? Can we name names? Yes, Brett Morris from Comedy Bang Bang. Brett Morris is there. Brett Morris is there. And God, and I'm imagining this

is a debauchress situation. So God, Brett's Morris is there. Okay. Who else? all smash our phones at the end hell yeah uh yeah brett uh josh richmond uh who was another ear old producer uh no jamie from joe rogan experience i red band you get red band

oh yeah red band from killed tony he's and he was the former he used to be on uh joe rogan as well he's the king of uh podcast producing three stars not again I will not listen to Andrea Canning Never have I seen anyone so ill qualified for the job No wait There is Trump in his entire administration

Oh I'm glad to yours observation And I'm glad you were able to think of one Especially compared to her outstanding and capable peers I'll read about these cases elsewhere Who taught this woman how to speak anyway? It's pathetic The way she speaks is pathetic I've actually never heard somebody say like the way that you talk is pathetic

second week in a row somebody got called pathetic if you'll remember some guys went to Dave and Busters and they got the most pathetic score ever on a VR game yeah one of the one of the staff members told them that this is the most pathetic score I've ever seen I love this guy

I love this guy can't finish one star this sounds like this sounds like your review this sounds like a review of you I'm having sex. Can't finish. Can't finish. I'm trying all night.

I finished before my wife. Thank you. I finished just fine. I finish in Plentyo jime. Barely even takes anybody touching it before I finished very early on in the film. You tell you this are the cops of arresting you at TwitchCon? Believe me.

I'm done in two minutes. Yeah, I've finished before the opening credits start. Let me go. This is disgusting. I can listen to three episodes and can't finish the ending because now I have to pay for it. Mean, by the way, that's the meanest way to do. Yeah. That's wild.

Yeah, you can't do that, man. You can't be doing that, like giving, I guess they'd say it right out front, I suppose, but it still can't do that. It still can't be, maybe giving one episode to be like, hey, do you like this or whatever? but yeah feeling like that really feels like you're getting someone hooked on it you never get to fin it if you don't pay this is true crime right yeah date line if you don't pay you don't get to hear the end of the story ever like that is being I wouldn't I mean they can charge by the episode you know they're just doing the biggest cliffhanger at the end of that third episode as well that's like sort of makes you feel like if you don't like you could be in trouble you could

be in danger even. At the end of the fan of gunshots sound of offense. Yeah. They're just like yeah they're just like they say something it's like a muffled thing and it's just like oh shit it writes outside the listener's house. Yeah do you hear this do you know that outside your house?

Could you imagine like spilling your guts about like the worst thing that's ever happened to in your life and then listening to it and then it gets cut off and then someone saying if you'd like to hear the rest of this story subscribe to Dateline Plus it feels like I'm

me straight up me undies me undies bonobo hey have you heard of chubby's underwear uh buy a pair and we'll let you uh listen to the end of the story like the guy at the end of the

no no no get a pair send me a picture of you wearing the pit I don't believe you what send me a side boob put too or I'm supposed to believe you like it's on the honor system send me a photo to my email and then I will fucking let you listen to the end And then I will post it on my website and see if everybody thinks it's real and then I will send it to you.

Like the places that you have to like send them a video of you cutting the cord to show that like if you're getting a refund, it's the same thing with the underwear. I want to do that. Please resend. Please resend photo with face visible. And video, not photo. Hey, can you cut the, uh, cut the plug off the end of your, your, your. ninja creamy and then you do the video and you're in your underwear

and no shirt okay here we go is this what you wanted yeah whitey tidy underwear and no shirt that's interesting you say whitey tidy tidy I say tidy whitey

I say whitey tidy that's America Kevin what do you say tidy whiteys thank you I say I say fruit of the looms whitey tight that's one of our yeah I don't think I say whitey tights but I have heard it I have heard people say it Yeah, well, I use fruit of the loom, which is a sponsor on this show.

Fruit of the loom underwear, they'll show your pea spots. You got pee spots on you anywhere. On the looms? Yeah, when I wear, I don't wear white underwear because I don't want to see my wife. Brian leaving a review of actually, that could be a fun Patreon. Fruit of the loom reviews. Fruit of the loom. I fucking write down a fruit of loom.

Unfortunately, it gets a yellow stain in a, front and a brown stain in the back every time I wear it. I would think this would be scotch guarded. Anything. Yeah, like the title of the review were white when I bought. With all, we can go to the moon, but we can't invent a pair of white underwear that don't take on the color of my piss and shit. I find that after.

Click for picture. After a week and a half to two weeks of wearing these particular underwear. without changing them. Click for a picture where I'm also cutting a cord for my ninja refund. Good to listen to Five Stars. I sometimes listen to this while I work and study. Unlike most podcasts, this isn't just a bunch of boring words.

The stuff is, by the way, that's the weirdest. This isn't a bunch of boring words. This is a podcast. It goes, this stuff is so engaging and full of suspense that you can't help but listen episodes aren't too long and aren't short it's definitely suspenseful and finally one star i like dateline because it was

factual now they've added episodes that are opinions i just heard a dumb man opinion on what should be a fact-paced show unfollow who a dumb man opinion about a fact-based show i heard a dumb man's opinion wait you're listening to a podcast that's 99% of podcasts is a dumb man's opinion all right well that was fun see I told you guys we wouldn't hurt any feelings except for if again we're soliciting guests here

Travis Kelp we need some big football we want big football brothers on the show if you know or you are big football brothers and you got to have sort of a jovial attitude as well you can't be big serious football brothers and if you know a murderer we would like them on the show first we need funny football brothers but they need to be big they need to be big and they got to have like they can be intimidating a little bit because

they're going to be big football guys but they have to have a good nice attitude of like it on the stream yard and you guys turn your camera off because they're not big enough yeah honestly yeah they have to be no like one of the big things about them has to be that they're big it's perspective it's the camera's far away we got to get a huge guest like literally size wise not like like i guess like i guess we've had a couple of big guys on, but nothing like you're talking like a big super super who's the tallest guess we've ever had on? I mean, maybe Brand. Dan Lippert. Oh, Dan, Dan Lippert, probably. Dan Lippert's very big. Yeah, he's very tall. But we need somebody that's also very muscular. Oh, that's kind of a, sorry, Dan. Apologies. We also need him to wear their whitey tighties. I thought you looked fine,

Dan. I thought you looked to be in great shape. We need you in wighty tides. And the first question we want you to answer is how long is the longest you ever sucked a titty? What's the first what would you do with Jason and Travis Kelsey because I don't think you would do football guys absolutely not I'd pick a weird one yeah great like well we already I was gonna say cock guys but as a joke but we just did that yeah so I'd probably do a nasty DB checking his phone like son of a bitch what the hell I'd probably try to do something very weird you know what I mean I think next week for example like I think next week now this could change because it has happened for we're doing quote guys next week i love that guys that just love quotes yeah that would be a good weird one to do a weird one like milk guys i think would be something i'd shoot for maybe barbecue guys though and we just turn it into a party we do barbecue guys and we're just like doing a lot of uh oh oh who kind of stuff like you know what i mean like oh yeah hey trev pass me a fucking dog brother you know i want to i want to get a

Maybe we just have a barbecue with them. We just meet up with them and have a barbecue or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. This is so weird. So we booked the Chelsea brothers, but we ended up just doing the Chelsea brothers. Kelsey.

He said Kelsey and that's okay, Kevin. You don't want to have, trust me, you do not want the Chelsea brothers. They are really fucked up. Okay. Yeah, they're actually,

they're different kinds of football. They're small football brothers. Small football brothers from the UK. They're small bowling brothers. They're supporters of the Chelsea Football Club, and they're proper, these are, these are, you know, these guys are proper geysers, proper geysers, yeah. Oh, I'd love some geysers. All right. Well, Kevin, do you have anything you'd like to plug?

Thank you. Before I do, thank you so much for having me on. This is genuinely my favorite podcast. I love it so much. Wow. And he's the main, one of the main podcast guys. And the nicest guy in the fucking world. Kevin, you're the nicest guy.

No, Kevin, you are so nice and you're so kind. And Kevin, as you guys probably, Kevin's been very, he's been very nice. He's helped us maybe to get a guest on here and there. Just like a little advice. Hey, we got this problem. Kevin's always there, uh, you know, to help. And he has been very, very nice for sure. And when Chris said, do you have meetings with other producers?

I happen to be at one of those. I went to dinner with Kevin and Chris. Oh, yeah. Chappo Trap House. So meeting of the minds. That's actually fucking wild. You guys, that is like, it's like, literally the joke thing that I was sort of creating in my mind is like sort of a real

thing. And those are, you guys are two very well-known podcast producers. So what did you guys, what did you guys talk about? Were you guys just like, talking about titties? We talked about podcast. And I think Brian's burger, did you get food that like took a long time to? I feel like I remember he probably took a normal, probably took a normal amount of time, but wasn't quick enough for old bri. Well, was I doing it? Kevin, can I ask? Was I, and people, I'm going to see it. Was I doing this because I do this all the time? Yeah, looking over the shoulder. We were seated in a spot where that didn't physically make sense. Like, no one was behind us. I went to a place for my mom last night. By the way, one of the worst restaurants I've ever been to.

She just, she picked it. What made it so bad? It's called hula hands, which is a funny name for a restaurant. Yeah, it sounds like the shit on the wall kind of place. I think I've been to a hula hands. And the food was really bad. And, I was like, uh, we got there. There's almost nobody in the place. And everything's taking an incredibly long amount of time. I'm spending the whole time I'm there going like this. Looking around. And I come back and I'm like, I guess I guess I got a new guy back there.

Like everybody would be having a conversation and I would come pop back in and be like, I guess there's probably like a new guy back there. I don't know what's going. I'm trying to see what's going on. I wonder where our food is. Is this your first time there too? Yeah. trying to guess the new guy yeah well I just

I wanted my food and everyone's trying to like do the normal thing of have a conversation but you're like let's get it back to uh the food where's the food what's yeah and and one of the main reasons because wrestling was on I wanted to get home before wrestling started sure no good um listen to hollywood handbook and gareth reynolds podcast next we have bright and chris did both of those shows so you should listen to both those episodes it's true really funny. And we love both of those shows. We love both those shows and those guys

yeah. You guys crushed on both. Oh, that's so nice. We will see you next week with Stefan Heck. Oh, really? Stefan's on? All right.