Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 157 - Bald Guys with Rax King

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

This week on Guys we talked about a subject near and dear to my heart, It's bald guys. We brought an advocate for head shaving Rax King to talk about the possibility that Meghan Markle is goofing on her husband's hair? Who is on the bald Mt. Rushmore, and finally, the ballad of Todd Memphis. There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201  

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. I just almost started this show by going, you know, like I did another time, but I didn't. You've seen the name of the episode and you know that I am the obvious go-to person on this episode as the only bald person. I am Brian and Chris is here. Hey, everyone. Don't fucking call yourself bald. It's an insult to us. You got more hair.

You got more hair than a rock and roll. start you have more hair than axel rose sir well that might be true i haven't seen him recently but i don't i i have thinning hair no doubt like my hair's thinning and i think yeah that i think i fall in that category where 40 yeah i don't think i'm ever going to lose my hair i don't think i'm ever going to lose it totally but i think it will thin much more and i'll have that classic thin old man hair got on that rogain they'll fix that and i'll tell you and our guest this week and it will I'll tell you a whole story about me trying to get on it. At some point I thought about it.

And then I was like, I just don't care enough to be doing that every day. And, you know, it's kind of, I don't know. I just, we can get into it. I mean, Hulk Hogan survived his whole life looking like he did. So it's fine. And our guest this week, of course, Rex King. Hi, Rex. Hi, I have so many thoughts on everything Chris just said about his future as a thinning hair guy.

But I'm going to keep a lid on him. Please tell us. Please tell us. You got to shave your head. head, man. You got to commit. I understand. It's a pain in the ass to like keep up with. Yeah. It's just, you want to see a man who's committed to some kind of lifestyle. You like a bald head. I do like a bald head. But that's got nothing to do with it. Okay. So you think, but I like, do you think my hair right now needs to be shaved, you're saying? Well, no, but I, you know, you're talking about

the, the, the thinning hair situation. I got to tell you something. This is, this is like a true thing that I'm going to tell you. And this is like a real thing. is that my dad had that and he sported it really well and he looked good until he died even like right up until the end of his life and so I sort of that's what I'm picturing myself as but you're right if it gets to a situation

where I'm you know one of those sort of horseshoe guys but I got a couple little things no horse shoe no I've shaved my head before I've had a bald head I have no problem with that at all let me say let me say this I mean maybe it's because you like your dad's horseshoe bald and I'm like he looks like a fucking eight of it You know what I mean?

But my dad wasn't horseshoe bald again, so I do think the horseshoe bald look is, it's famous. Like, I think, you know, George Costanza, like, it's just kind of, it's, it's never, it's not known as a good hairdo, obviously. I actually had a conversation with my wife yesterday because we're doing this episode today. And she was like, I was so glad when you gave up the fight and just shaved your head because you were such a freak about, like, brushing your hair. And I'm going to tell you why I was a freak of my brush of my hair.

I didn't know how to style my hair at all. I never in my whole life had a style of hair. People have seen the only real style I ever had was when I was in like eighth or ninth grade. And I had a bald, I had like a fade and then bangs coming down over my face. Ooh. That's a, that's a hairstyle. That is a hairstyle that a man can have. Yeah, we've seen that.

It's coming. They don't come back. I swear it was a Groveport thing, maybe. Because we, I was just crazy. Yeah, I never saw it around my part. Like a monk? Like a monk's ton shirt? I can't say for sure that it wasn't in other places, but it did not make its way to Vancouver.

I can't say that. It was my neighbor. All my friends had it. And like you had to make sure that all the, you like wanted the strands to like all be separate so that they look like lines. And you just brushed it down. So then when I started, it looked like I was doing a comb over when I started to go bald because the only way I ever knew how to brush. my hair my whole life was to just brush it all forward even when I had you had you had forward brush. That's all I ever had when I had hair the whole entire time I had hair in my

entire life I just went I don't know though. What a waste of hair. Thank you Rex I feel the same way. That's weird though I've seen photos of you I haven't seen one you know like you look because you only see me after I got the fade because that happened when I was in like high school but then even after high school in my very early 20s when I started to really go bald and I was brushing my hair that way, I could see where people would think it was an attempt of a comb over for me, but it was literally the only way I knew how to style my hair. I didn't know another way.

I tried one time in my life to do the part. You know how people get part and then they do a little up here? Yeah, yeah. I tried to do that. And I did it. And this girl at school was like, your part's all fucking crooked. I'm not going to do this again.

Yeah. Wait, okay, but what you're saying right now, this is a big part of why I have a thing for bald guys and why I find, you know, there's a type of guy, he starts to go bald and he just clings to the past. And it's this attitude of, you know, I don't know how to have hair.

You know, I've only ever had the one hairstyle or I've just never thought about it. And now I'm losing my hair. And it's like I'm losing. the one thing I ever knew, there's this cowardice that you can see on men who refuse to just be like, all right, genetics is kicking in right now. Let me just go ahead, be a bald man and be the best damn bald man I can be. That's what's attractive about a bald man.

I will say, I think bald men look great too. And I'm, you know. I appreciate it. I'll take credit for all of them. I'm going to push back a little bit on it on behalf of those types of guys. and just to defend them a little bit. And to say, like, I guess, again, who knows, I might become one of those guys again.

So maybe I'm defending myself from the future. Rogan helps people with the backball. I tried to get on Rogan. Let me tell you all about this. Well, hang on. I just, can I just give me one second? Sorry. Because I just want to say that I think that it's like,

it is kind of the one thing, the sort of societal thing, that really guys are hammered with and like made fun of a lot or whatever. and that like it's like the sort of one thing that makes them feel the way that I think women feel in a lot of ways about a lot of things. About everything. And I think so I think that like I do I do kind of understand it. I've like I've felt at some point like I've now at this point I've decided I'm not going to.

I'm not going to try. I'm not going to cling. I'm not going to get a hair system. Oh, we'll talk about. I love hair systems. Yeah, I know. I love the idea of a hair system. I love it.

funny, but I, like, I've, you know, I've, I've, I've said like, hey, I'm happy with however things turn out and I'll shave it if I have to, but I can understand that other side of things a little bit. And like, I think it is cowardice, you're right, but I think I can understand the cowardice, especially depending on where, what your surroundings are and stuff like that or like, how you value yourself, you know? I think I would also add that a lot of the guys we're going to be looking at today are single guys, which. Okay. Well, that. I'm That's tougher to defend. Is that right?

They're single, you said. But the ones, yeah, a lot of them. We're just looking at single guys together. That's fun. Yeah, we're just going to look at photos, like just dating app profiles. But they've been convinced by society, I guess, that there's like a point system for everybody. Men and women, obviously they're misogynist, too. But there's this sort of weird point system for men that, be.

being bald takes off the maximum amount of points. That's like the top amount. Or being short. Short is another one. Yeah, definitely short and bald. And so yes, I think those are the two big ones probably. But it didn't read to me anywhere that I look because I said this before. We're not going to make fun of people for, you know, we're going to, it's a very specific

kind of guy we're going to talk about. It's not like making fun of people with like alopecia and stuff like that. It is like this thing of like unnecessary because. I saw a lot of women talking about this stuff and being like, I don't know why. Like, they talk about like a lot of these bald guys, man, they'll sit around and talk about how like, and I saw it happen. I can't get you a post. I'm sorry.

But they were like, Trump like knows how to handle being bald. And I like couldn't believe that a guy would say Trump knows how to handle being bald. But there were like several guys who were like, well, this is how I do it. And they were doing the thing where you. like move your hay hair around and make it look like it covered everything. That to me, that to me is the worst possible scenario is, is if again, I wasn't doing a comb over, but I am still embarrassed every day thinking that I was like at the beach or something when I was like 22 and guys are like, this guy can't just let go.

because his hair's all pushed completely forward. It's a thing that you realize, you realize you see a guy with a comb over that's like insane, right? It's like seven strands of hair, the classic, like out of the movie comb over and you're like, how the hell does that guy end up there? But you realize he doesn't,

he doesn't wake up one day with that. It's a slow erosion where he has enough hair like me, where I like, I'm thinner on the top, but I have enough hair. where it's like can kind of fill the whole my whole hair and I can have a hairstyle. But if I if it keeps going, that's what's happening is you're just like combing over more hair and then there's less hair to cope over and less and less.

And if you're doing swirls and shit like you're trying to figure out how to swirl it somewhere. You're swirling. You're like, yeah. Because I think you have to give up. You have to be able to give up on it and shave your head. you definitely have to. It is annoying as Brian, like, and people, we talk to somebody who we had on the show before, I forget, but it's annoying. It's like people, you know, you have to shave your head every single day, right? Like, Brian, how often do you do it every two weeks?

I don't. Okay, but then you do get hair growing back, right? Yeah, I mean, I just did it on Monday and there's hair or on Friday and there's a little bit of hair. Yeah. So I think, yeah, if you want to go with like, you know, there's those people who you see they're always bald. They have to be doing it.

They're doing every day. Like Montel Williams gets his haircut every single day. I don't know why I said. But that's part of the Montel Williams experience, though, because if you tell me Montel Williams is, you know, he's shaving his head every day, that makes sense, not just because of the type of skull that Montel Williams has, but also like, that's a stylish man. You can tell that he's made a number of choices, you know, pertaining to his personal style. He wakes up in the morning and he makes decisions.

about what he's going to put on his body and probably there's some kind of skin care involved. He's making a number of decisions. His skin looks fantastic. He's a handsome guy. I think you're right that he is the kind of guy where you see that and it's like it looks pristine bald. And it's like this guy is look.

He's like has a very like clean look to him. And like yeah, I think I understand that definitely. Like this guy really cares. Like it's the same as somebody who has hair and has like a very nice. nice, well put together hairstyle or whatever that they put it, they're putting the time in. Well, it's fun.

We just recently talked about royal family guys. So I was really happy to open up R slash bald and see what this is their classic kind of post. A guy I post a picture of himself. He'll say, is it time? And then they will post this meme that says it's time. Yeah. And then a guy will shave his head and then you'll see him. And it's like, he is like 10 times.

Like every time. like it's got like so much better. Because he's making a decision finally. He's not just sitting there waiting for time to take its toll the way I have to fucking do every day of my life. I saw an episode of Kill Tony. I don't know if you guys know. Oh, what a show.

That's one of my favorite shows. Comedy podcast killed Tony. But there was, listen, there was a guy on there who wouldn't let go and had this crazy front comb over that looked so insane. And he went offstage and came back with his head. shaved and it was like I don't know if it was set up or whatever it was one of the most insane transform you just in a moment he just became this like good looking dude and before that you was like you would see him and you'd be like oh what everyone would be laughing at him you know like it was

at that level where it's just like everyone would be looking kids would be looking it's a prince but it's not because he was ugly I would assume it's because he was swimming upstream and exhausting himself and just like in the throes of insecurity about how do I look the way I used to look. And at a certain point, you got to be like, I'm not going to be 16 again ever in my life. Exactly. I have to be, you know, the 30, 40, however old man I am. I guess some people don't want to look old. I've always well, I don't. I mean, I kind of do weirdly. Like I like gray hair. I like gray hair. And I like having a little like I like my face aging a little bit. And like, I don't know. I kind of enjoy it.

I guess at some point I might not feel that way, but now I like, yeah, I like the idea of looking older. So the posts we're looking at is Prince Harry being told to shave his head. Now, I would be led to believe, of course, according to a friend named Mike Zero that we look at, that Megamarkle won't let him shave his head. Oh, she would make him keep it so she can make fun of him. Yeah, she's probably making fun of him. You know, if he, yeah, I'm trying to break him down.

Racks people hate her so much. It's insane. Boy, I was wondering what the hell that comment was. I'm like, what Megan Markle do? She's just sitting at home laughing at her husband. You've never seen somebody more hated than... That's if he's lucky. She's laughing if he's lucky.

They say that he's trying to kill him. They say she's trying to kill him, yeah. I mean, it's British Royal Watchers who are not a fan of Megan Markle and they have some interesting theories, mainly about, So, yeah. They need to get security to stand in their bedroom so that she doesn't kill. So anyway, this guy goes, hey. Boy, howdy, that sucks.

It's crazy. This guy goes, hair loss is the great equalizer of all men. It makes no difference if you're a prince or a tramp. So I'm not. Well, it does. Because they can go, the rich people can go and get the whatever thing, right? They can get. But it doesn't look good.

I think the ones where they go, I've seen people like, the really famous people. I mean, I still, I think they can get ones that look like kind of decent now if you have enough money. So I think, I think it changes it a little bit. But yeah, for, I guess. Hair systems look good. I, I've looked at a, what is a hair system? I've looked at a million of them over the past couple days. And I'm like, no, they look like fucking hair, man. Nowadays, I think nowadays, they could probably, right, think about all the stuff they can do now. So I feel like they can, but you probably have to have a lot of money to get it, I would imagine.

Not well, I would say it's like having a, uh, uh, it's about, it looks like it's about $700 every two months or so. Oh my God. Yeah. So that's expensive. It's like having a, just a fight nature. It's like having a car payment. I got a hair, I got my hair, but those rich guys, but those rich, but those rich people,

you know, they can afford it easily than I guess. But yeah. One thing I learned. But like if you're rich, okay. And I'm going to bring it right back as I'm going to consistently do throughout this episode. to these men need to make the right decision. If you're filthy rich and $700 every two months is nothing to you, then yeah, okay, I get it. But at the same time, if you can just blow $700 every two months,

why wouldn't you spend it on just being like a beautiful, elegant, sexy, bald man the way God intends you to be? You don't have to spend all that money fighting nature every two months. and you know if you miss a bald installment or whatever the fuck this situation is supposed to be. Like if you miss one, your hair just starts going away again like you're swimming upstream and it's always going to make you look ugly and stressed out to some degree. Whereas if you just give yourself to nature in the most like committed, courageous possible way, you're always going to look better. But see, there's just like, like I'll say like there's footballers who will get them.

and they just look better and they have so much money that they're not going to miss a payment on their hair thing or whatever. And so whatever, I think they just have hair till that, you know, I don't know. I would say there's also a situation where it's not just like

I get my wig and I pop it on my head and everything is good. I don't want, but I also don't want everyone to be bald. That's certainly a freak. But they're not. Sometimes don't. Some guys have hair.

Yeah, I guess some people do. I just feel like if there was, It's like if we, and the hair systems are helping it to have less bald people. It freaks me out if I see too many bald people in like the same place. This guy goes. Ooh, not me. This guy goes, he keeps it cut very close.

His brother doesn't gone for the shaved look either. And he gets a reply that says, but he keeps it very close, which is better than whatever this is. And then this guy gets, this is a really good reply. I kind of suspect that he doesn't shave the rest because notoriously ridiculous tabloids would go around accusing him of being a skis. skinhead with all of the political affiliations to match. I know this sounds dumb, but tabloids are dumb. And I'm like, okay.

No, this is dumb. It does sound dumb. People don't do that anymore. I will go with this. If you're like 45, if you're like my age, there was a period where if you shaved your head, everybody's like,

are you a fucking skin head? That is so over. It's not a thing anymore. This guy goes, shaved heads are for peasants. And then, I did think my, my, my, my, uh, Ariel and I, like, fairly recently both had a shaved head. And I was kind of like, ooh, you know, if we like a couple that each have a shaved head.

I was like maybe we do seem a little bit like we're white supremacists, but this guy goes, it's actually, shaved heads are for peasants. And he gets a reply. It's like, it's actually kind of this. For one, it's a genetic trait of the royal family. So it's seen as kind of a confirmation of the continuation. The other is that they're supposed to be. be above the average person.

By shaving, it suggests that they're self-conscious and care about what regular people think. And this guy replies and goes, could be. Could also just be how he fancies his hair, though. I know about 30 British blokes all the way down to minimum wage rocking the exact same cut. My dad does too. Oh, yeah, there is a lot of British people.

I mean, there are a lot of people just in general, too, who are pretty funny who will just have, like, they just won't even try anything. you know, but they just won't shave it. So they're like showing no care whatsoever. That's kind of funny to me. The guys are just like, hey, it's not even a concern of mine whatsoever. Like is that, Rax, to you, would that be, is that even better or is that worse?

Like does that, that doesn't show the same confidence. But what, but that is confidence. They're saying, I don't, they're saying, I think I look good like this. I don't think. See, to me, there's a difference between I think I look good like, you know, whatever situation I have going on with my hair versus I'm just not paying attention. And I do not find it attractive at this late date when somebody acts like they're above paying attention to the way they look. I think there was a time, you know, usually when folks are in their 20s where there's something

kind of appealing about someone being like, you know what? I'm not even going to look in the mirror ever. I got more important things to worry about. But like at a certain point, you're walking out the door every day looking like a fucking schlub. Like, I'm going to treat you like, A schlock. If you're looking. Yeah, I think these people don't really care. These are people I'm thinking of don't really care about that kind of thing. Like they're like, they don't really.

They're like, hey, it's fine. I'm going to look. I don't want to intervene at all. This is the way I'm meant to look. And this is how, you know, I feel perfectly fine looking this way. Well, yeah, that's different. I think it shows, though. Like, I feel fairly confident.

If I'm looking around at a room full of folks, I don't know. I love when guys have the hair. And it's just like, look at this fucking hair. This hair is a really. I love a bad hairdo. Yeah, it's so dope when somebody is just, I love making fun of a guy's hairdo because people used to make from my hairdo all the time. Yeah, and like you don't want to like really mock somebody, but to yourself you can have a little laugh. And it is really sweet when somebody's just like, clearly should be doing something way differently. Hulk Hogan is a mind blowing guy. And I understand being famous is another thing. But like when you looked at how Halk Hogan was. through life, it was like, I think even he was just like, I have to have this. Like, I think there is a

certain point in your life if you're a really, really famous guy where you become like a caricature of yourself. Totally. Yeah. Like Hulk Hogan couldn't shave his head. Remember in 2016, 2017 or so after Trump had become president the first time, the conservatives were all passing around. I remember that. I was thinking of that. The picture. of him completely bald Donald Trump being like this great goate with a great goate like incredibly badass. Yeah this guy would be so

fucking powerful and shit. Like yeah they I do remember that for sure. Okay but and pretending that it's not Donald Trump and it's somebody who just looks like that with a much less odious character they would look better.

They would look better. Someone taking someone with Donald Trump's hair and then shaving it. His hair is like the worst hair in the entire world. I know. Yeah. And he's modeling bad choices for the bald community. He's the president of the United States walking around looking like

that bullshit. Yeah. You know what? That other picture on the right with the goatee if it's somebody completely different, I'm going to say, yeah, that does look better. But it's weird. I think that with this picture, the thing that got me is that it's like conservative guys pass around like, what if we gave the president

a makeover? Yeah, he would be hot and stronger with me. more strong looking. But I think one of the things about it for those big figures, those like public figures, why they don't do it is because it's like striking. It changes your appearance so drastically in a good way oftentimes, but it's such a, it almost makes you look like a different person. And I think some of those people, it's like someone like Donald Trump, it's like his,

his identity is based around this person. He looks this way. They know him that way. It's almost changing like his entire identity or whatever. I actually, you guys are going to love this. It's on R slash bald And this guy goes Mount Rushmore of bald men

Oh here we go She's got to be Statham on there Gotta be Statham on there Gotta be Statham They gotta be living But everybody's like that's stupid Why would we do that? It doesn't make sense for Mount Rushmore

Idiot Mount Rushmore is usually dead people Dumb guy This guy's is Hulk Hogan Larry David Michael Jordan and Mark Messier Mark Messier Mark Messier

Jesus fucking Christ That's a weird one man Because like Yeah, Larry David. They're all weird, but that's the one weird one. Larry David, Hull Cogan. I mean, Mark Messier, that's a, that's a shout to, that's a nice Canadian show. He played for the Canucks for a while, eh?

Just the four most opposite guys. And like, the only thing they have in common is baldness. I mean, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, classic. He's a bald king. I will say it's such an early head shaver that you have. have to really give him credit for where we're at now where I can shave my head because he was like I said in 1990 or whatever it's true if you shaved your head people would be like look at this fucking dummy he's shaving his head what's wrong with him doesn't he like you would lose a bet and

have to shave your head back then now I don't think that's even a thing anymore really because it's like I don't care I'll just shave my fucking head who cares there's so many cool head shaved guys as well. I guess maybe there were there were there. But Jordan was early. Yeah. Jordan and Bull from Nightcourt

were both very early. Nightcourt Bull was huge for the bald's community. We loved him. We love everybody loved. I mean, listen, I was, I just as a kid, I loved Nightcourt Bull.

He was great. He was a great character on the show. Yeah, he is great. So let's look at some more Mount Rushmore's here. These guys came up with. Again, I really wish this guy

wasn't an idiot and didn't put he has to be alive. Really pissed me up. Okay, this guy goes, and he's probably right, Yul Brinner was the first actor to fully shave his head when he went bald. Well, the first wanted to do it and still have an acting career. He was the first famous person to take the plunge and totally shave it and therefore deserves the George Washington spot. Oh, so this. I think that's right. Yul Brinner was hot. He was, yeah, he was like famous every time like early back then when they were making a bald joke or a bald reference or whatever on like a roast it would always be you old brett like that would be

the go-to yeah so yeah he he's like a he's a famous ball i didn't he's the first hey the first like celebrity to i can't think of anybody before because it was like i think back then it went to with either you just went bald and it wasn't a big deal because people just went bald back then you But I also think the toupee was such a common thing back then. And like, you know, I never, I didn't think people really wore toupees. And then when I started dating my wife, her, her grandfather wore a fucking toupee and it blew my fucking mind. Yeah, that generation. Was it a good toupee?

Was it like effective? Well, it was weird because he didn't wear it all the time. And that's what I think was interesting about it. It's like, it's like his show. wear it out. You just wear it when he went out. Like if you went out to dinner or something. Okay, that's cool actually.

Because then it's like a piece of jewelry. Yeah, you're like a hat. Like wearing it like a hat. Like I'm putting on my nice suit to go to this wedding and I'm going to put on my wedding hair. I find some nice hair to put on. Yeah, that I like that. I like that use of a tepee.

Because then you're drawing attention to the fact that it's an artifice. You're not pretending you're a guy with hair. Yeah, that's cool. So yeah, that's really. So you would see him ball. all the time. I said bought it at the house. We'd be hanging out of the house. He's bald. He was horseshoe bald. Yeah. And he would come over to her parents' house bald. But then like, I did a couple of, like, he used to pay for a whole, he used to pay for a hotel room for everybody

and her family. And it was only one year that I was around. But he would get everybody a hotel room. They would have a big Christmas at a holiday end. It was like a big nice thing that they used to do. And that's the first time I saw him. And I'm like, well, it's going on with that hair. Like to Katie. Like, I'm like, why is that? And she's just like, you know, he... That's a bald man with grovies house right there. He's booking the whole hotel for the whole family. He's putting on his Christmas hair.

I like so powerful. It's such a powerful, like, sort of... I know you know that this is a toupee. And I don't fucking care what you think. Go ahead and say something to me about it, bitch. What do you think is going to happen? You call attention to my hair. Someone like at a business or something, like, calls them and says something

that upsets him and he's like, Nancy, get me my hair. Like what? Get me my most intimidating. Yeah, give me my most intimidating. And it's a bald cap. He has like a bald cap. It's a more bald bald. This guy goes, I'm 40 and I haven't, I've heard the name, but don't know him.

Might be too young or too uncultured. I respect it. Also made me think, how the hell did I leave off Patrick Stewart? Oh, yeah. Patrick Stewart is a classic. King. He's maybe the most sort of can be like horseshoe bald and like

he looks handsome. He looks like this guy fucking he looks good. He keeps it short. That's what my dad does now too. That's what my dad does now too. He gets a fade. Which is weird like it. It's like a double fade in a way. What do you mean?

Right. Like it's like a fade down and then It's already fading upwards because of the horseshoe. So he's getting a fade on the bottom. On the horseshoe fade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got horseshoe bald and gets a fade. That's kind of cool. I think that's what Jude Law does too.

That's another good-looking horseshoe situation. Maybe I'm not as anti-horse shoe as I originally said. They're a good-looking horseshoe guys. I think there are also like horseshoe guys that are funny that people are just like, ah, you know. Like I'm like, Danny DeVito's horseshoe bald. And, I mean, you know, I'd date him. I mean, Larry David, the other person mentioned is another one.

But I guess he's, yeah, these are just lovable people. I don't think they're thought of it. Listen, looking great. They're not like sex symbols. I mean, Danny DeVito's maybe seen as being sexy from some people, but it's not due to his physical appearance. Well, this guy goes, he's certainly more important than Hulk Hogan, which by the way, if we're talking bald,

Hulk Hogan is one of the top five, like insanely bald guys. He goes, bald is not a word. even associate with him. It's not part of who he is. And Jordan, your list is awful. Seems like it was made by a 10-year-old in 1988. So. Okay. Well, that doesn't make any sense. If you're going to include Michael Jordan on the list, you've got to use your head a little bit. This guy goes, 10-year-old in 1988, do the fucking math. This guy goes, going to compile from some of the answers here, but I'd go Larry David, the Rock, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham. The last two seemingly did a lot to normalize guys

having male pattern baldness in my opinion. That is true. I think Jason's Statham is like maybe one of the earliest like bald sex symbols where the baldness was kind of the point because like Michael Jordan I don't call him a sex symbol necessarily in the way that like a movie star is I think I feel like Jason Statham who's yeah he's like an action star he's like badass the coolest guy he's like you know he's was seen as like it still is seen as like this like insanely cool dude and yeah he he's undoubtedly one of the hottest bald guy. of all time. You gotta say that. Dwayne Johnson too. Like the two of those guys are just some handsome. Dwayne Johnson's so big. Does this make sense? He's so big that I don't even think of him as being bold.

No, I know what you mean. He doesn't quite seem like he's a human being in the same way that like my short ass is a human being. Yeah, he's just like this huge. It's like a god. Exactly like this superhero kind of like, you know, a wrestler from a movie or something. I don't know. I just. You look at him. He's hot though. He is. You look at him. He's hot though. You look at him that is I've never heard somebody said you look at him you've never seen someone say the rock is hot yeah no I haven't ever oh really no I think I think women listen I'm I don't I think women I'm don't I think women I the one I see a lot is is the Aquaman guy that's the one mostly Jason Mamoa women love that guy uh well yeah that's there's women love more than one guy no they only love Jason Mamoa and uh you ever seen lost yes Sawyer from lost Which one's that?

That's like the best looking guy in the world. Okay, hang on. This is probably, oh, that guy. This is what Brian thinks, I think. Okay. This guy goes, oh, crap, I'm just giving additional names for people. Terry Cruz and Jason Alexander are additional options too. Then this guy gives his, this guy gives his next line.

It's really weird. Why did you, his name is James Ford? No. It's Sawyer from Lost. Yeah, that's his name. His real name is James Ford on the show. but they call him Sawyer. He's played by Josh Holloway.

And I'm talking about in the time that Lost was on when he had the long hair. That is a, that's a matinee idol to me. So that's, he's just doing bootleg Kurt Cobain the way people were doing like deep into the 2000s. I don't know. To me, and listen, I'm, I don't want to pull a card here, but I have more authority on this because I am bisexual. I will say that guy is not as hot.

He's not that hot to me. I'm telling you what I believe to be hot. Like it's hard for me to get this across, but I'm saying, like if I had to guess what women like, if they were like, Brian, you got a chance.

You can look like any guy you want to attract the ladies. I would pick him. I understand. No, you should pick Statham. Statham. Yeah, if you're going to pick between like this guy and a hot bald guy, you got to pick the hot bald guy with gravitas.

This guy goes Mount Rushmore of all musicians. So this ought to be. Oh, wait, I didn't get you the one. This guy goes, Michael Borden, Michael Jordan and Jason's day. Michael Borden? Oh, no. He looked at me as if like you thought I didn't notice it for a second.

I thought you didn't notice it. Yeah, I was thinking of something else briefly for a moment, but then I saw the look you gave me and I like went back a second. I'm like, did you just say Michael Borden? Michael Jordan. I was going to let it go out. That's never good. No, because.

This comes out later early next year and somebody's going to, I'm going to be like minding my own business, like prepping a new episode for us to do. And then I'm just going to get 87 Michael Borden. Michael Borgon. Greatest of all time. Michael Borden or LeBron Bames. This guy says Michael Jordan, Jason Statham, Terry Cruz, Stanley Tucci, and Pitbull. What? What?

And you don't get five Mount Rushmore? whatever it's just adding as many as you want. Well, you got to throw pit bull on there. You got to make, you got to make room for pit bull. Are you kidding me? Yeah, it's like that's the one that you had to add an extra guy to Mount Rushmore because otherwise you can't have Pitbull and that's obviously non-negotiable. Yeah, Pit bull is a first ballot Hall of Fame or bald guy definitely.

No, I don't think of Terry Cruz's bald either. It's weird. Because it's so big. I'm telling you, the big muscle guys don't see. bold. Because that's, you're thinking of big. You know what I mean? You're just, you're just thinking of them as big muscle guys. They're in a different category altogether. So I don't even clock them as being bald personally. I really don't. Like I see that they are. But yeah, sorry, Rex. No, no, I, I, I'm so, I'm ready to charge in. Uh, there's like that, that thing where the,

the, the muscle men of the 20s, like the 1920s, it would be the, the mustache, right? And just the shiny, bald skull. And they'd be wearing some kind of. singlet and doing their old-fashioned exercises. And I think you're maybe still stuck on like, if a guy is big and muscular and bald, he's still in that type. Well, I do watch a lot of that type of wrestling. Like, that's a lot of the wrestling. Oh, shut up.

They do. This guy, me too. This guy does an all musician one I think you guys will like. And it's, I want to say that the first one he picks is strange when you hear the other ones that he picks. I'm just saying, like the order of. this is strange to me. So here we go. Chris Daughtry, Michael Stipe, Billy Corrigan, and Billy Joel. Billy Joel?

Yeah. So like if you're, if I'm getting, like became bald when he was old? Or was he always bald? I think he became bald when he was. Yeah, I think. I don't think he was like known as a bald guy. Like he's not kind of hair system. Oh yeah. He's shaved bald though. He is now. He is now. But was he like during the height of his career, he wasn't. I don't think. I don't think so. I think he had like curly hair. Yeah, I think he had hair. I don't know. I'm kind of looking at you. Michael Stipe is obviously, he's a famous. I know.

He works. He works. He works. He works. But I don't think he's making anyone's Mount Rushmore. It's funny that this guy was like, I need to come up with a Mount Rushmore. And the first thought was Chris Dautry. Yeah, Chris Dautry. Sorry.

He's the lead. I forgot completely about Chris Dautry, as many people have. Wait. Who is he again? What's he from? He's from, I think he's a rocket. role guy from American Idol that didn't win, but still tours. But it blows my mind.

He's like a medium good. I thought he was, I thought he was a lead singer of a band, you know, like, like stained or something. No. I thought so too. Is he not, is there not a band called Daughtry that he's the front man? It's called Daughtry and he's the front man, but he's the only dotry in the band. I think it's strange because Michael Stipe, Billy Corgan, and Billy Joel are so famous.

Like they're, they're huge. famous guys. And this guy was like, well, of course, Daughtry is going to be the first guy. Oh, I got it. Wait, I'm looking at Daughtry, though, as he's like, he's super tatted up, super jacked up. Like, he's like, I don't, I don't think he's physically attractive maybe, but he's like, he's going for sexy. So maybe he snuck in. Wait, show me the phone. Show me the picture. Brian can pull it up. I'll pull him up. Oh, yeah, he is kind of. I'd probably, you see what I mean? Like he's, he's, like he's trying to be sexy. So maybe that's how he got on to the, to the

number one on the list. Yeah. Exactly. That's how people cast their Mount Rushmore's. It's like, who's the sexiest for people? It's not about fame. It's not about fame on this list. Well, Chris, the OP comes back and goes, nice picks. David Drayman from Disturves is a good one too.

Oh, yeah. So that goes better with Daughtry. We love Drayman around here. We've watched a lot of Drayman video. He's got quite a vernacular. I knew Brian what's going to comment on his vernacular. This guy says Vin Diesel, Bruce Willis. Of course, Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel, we haven't. And Bruce Willis. I was surprised at the first we've heard Bruce Willis. Second. There was a first one. Otherwise, it was one. Here's another. He goes, Stanley Tucci and Albert Finney as Daddy Warbucks.

Again, there's like always one weird one. I wait a second. So that's someone who's not bald, but was bald for a role? Yeah. Ooh, I like this guy. This is my guy. Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Bruce Willis, and Steve Austin. But he couldn't come up with a fourth.

It's so much weirder with three than with five. It's like, not justify a mountain. We'll just throw doughtry on the end. Yeah, plug dought doughtry in there. I think that's fun. Get pit bull from before when there was like too many. Yeah, well, let's make our Mount Rushmore out of all of the ones we've heard.

Well, obviously, Albert Finney has Daddy Warbugs, daughtry. Well, here, I'll give you another collection here. This guy goes, Patrick Stewart puts in parentheses, my gateway into bald dudes. This next one's pretty rough. Edward Norton and American History X. I accept that Okay Oh should I not

No no it's okay The way he looks It's okay he does look handsome But he has a huge swastick Attempting he's playing a white I'm going by the actor Not the character He's head of shave dude is

You know extreme racist views But it's you can't Okay I'm seeing now why I was incorrect here If you would have said I'm just looking at the skull I'm looking strictly at the skull He looks good He does

there's that like photo of him or whatever and he looks handsome he looks good with a shaved head definitely Tay Diggs okay sure and this this last one mark davis parentheses porn star let's see let's see what he looks like that's actually sweet to throw it up porn star a porno guy yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i'm looking oh wait mark davis oh i'm into this yeah yeah yeah he's hot davis is also the is the owner of the the guy with that insane hair he's got great hair he should be in a hair hall of fame. Yeah, Mark Davis has the most insane haircut in the history of the world. Here's a good one.

I'd include Tupac as well. Not a fan myself, but one of the world's biggest music stars. And his prime choosing to be bald. He could have grown hair, but he knew bald as best. Really did a lot for the bald community, so I respect him for that. Yeah. I agree with every word of that. He was handsome. He was handsome too, Tupac.

He was very handsome. He was very beautiful. He was like really a beautiful looking person. Yeah. So that is a good. I could see him on that list for sure. It's almost charitable that he decided to be bald. I think he was like, I'm so beautiful.

I think he was going bald. That's why he did it. You think? I think so. I think so. I'd love to see Tupac Horseshoe Bald. That would be my favorite thing I've ever seen. I could be wrong, but I think when you look at like, you could see his hairline receding maybe when you saw.

If I had AI, if I wasn't vehemently against AI, I would do Tupac. That's like the perfect use case for it. It's like, show me Tupac with a fucked up bald man. Show me Tupac with Hulk Hogan's hair. I really hate... Computer. Show me Tupac. I'm so sad about AI.

I really think it's going to destroy the world in a really serious way. Thank you. Let's go to R-slash hair systems. Okay, so what is... I mean, I feel like I intuitively know, but... We want to know what a hair system is. I don't... I'm going to look it up for you guys,

and then I'm going to bring up the Google image search because I think if I do that, It will give you a sort of idea of what we're looking at. Okay. So it's wigs that have to be glued onto your head. Oh, I've seen these before. Okay. So you have to go to a stylist and get hair glued onto your head.

Now, Yeah, I don't think I would ever go that route. What? This guy, like right here, he's got, he got hair. And it just is, that's one of those things. It's like a lot of guys. are starting to wear them. A lot of guys are getting them off of Ali Baba, which I think is very funny. Yeah, definitely. You get a better price. You're not even going to get human hair. See, this is

something that's, this is interesting actually, because women have had to be dealing with this shit for, I think, probably longer and at a greater scale than men. And like, women are conversant in wigs and weaves and stuff like that in a way that I think most average men are not. And I saw a video recently. This is the shit that Instagram shows me now because they're like, you're a bald fetishist and I'm like, yeah, I guess. And they showed me a video of this guy who had one of these, a hair system. And it was him like putting it on and taking it off. And even, you know, it was a pretty convincing one. But he still looked so much better just without it and with all the glue washed off and whatnot. And I'm like, I don't know. Like, does this mean that when I as a woman

put a bunch of fake hair in my hair, it also does not look as good. And I'm like, primping for myself in a way that is not legible to other people. I don't know. That's my thoughts on the hair system. And it's interesting. Like, they stay on, like, it's like Maury's Wigs from Goodfellas. You can swim in them and stuff like that. Like, you can swim in them. You get them a cut by a barber. we'll cut them and there are human hair ones now we're going to read a guy's saga with the hair system place here in a few minutes where I don't know if I it's hard for me to tell which ones are good and which ones are bad and which one because I went on Amazon and there were people ordering hair systems off of Amazon and putting it on themselves and then

you look at the pictures and you're like that looks really rough dude like like you know Oh, yeah, the self putting it on, you know, it's never, yeah, that's probably, that's something you're going to want it if you're doing. But they don't want to do it because the hair system costs like $200 and then getting it put on costs another amount of money. Yeah, I know. And it lasts two months. The ones I hear about last a month and a half, two months, that is a lot of fucking money,

man. Yeah, that's so much. I cost me $60 to get my haircut. You know what I? Yeah, right. And just the idea of having the glue on your head and stuff like that. I agree. I agree.

This guy goes. Sounds kind of painful. And this guy, and here's the kind of shit you have to deal with too. Yeah. My coworker refuses to call it a hair system. My coworker made a comment to me about my hair. I told him it was a hair replacement product called a hair system. He's like, what is it?

I explained it all to him. And then he's like, oh, you're wearing a toupee. I tell him no. No, toupees are outdated term that, folks a lot of negative connotations. They're called hair systems now. At that point he's like, sorry, I'm not calling it a hair system. Like, what the fuck, bro?

Why do people have to be dicks about this? Okay. That's fair. I was definitely a dick about it like half an hour ago and now I feel bad. But a hair system is a hair system is a toupee. It is just like the updated term for it. It is a toupee. Yeah, it's a toupee.

Because that's what I'm just thinking, like, you would glue on a toupee before too, probably, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah. This guy goes, start using a wrong term for everything related. to his appearance. The beauty salon he goes to his blouses, his New York Yankees sun hat.

Hell yeah. Oh yeah. That's how to live your life. Make them feminine. Make the, when you make a mistake on what it's called, make sure it's a feminine thing. I like that he gave him a hat too.

A sun hat. And a sports team. Yeah. Nice hat. This guy goes, tell him you like his heels and we're wondering where he could get shoes with lifts in him like that. This is so petty.

I know. Just move on. It's petty in this really particular way where it's like, oh, you're going to call my hair system a toupee. Well, you're a fucking girl. Like, geez, everybody calm down. This guy goes, well, he has a point.

Tupe wig, hair system. It's all relevant. Just another word for you're applying something on your head to give the illusion that you have hair. No matter how advanced or good they look now, it all boils down to the same thing. And then this guy goes, exactly. Horseless carriage, motor car, carriage,

motor carriage. It's all relevant, right? L.O.L. To pays of the 1920s and hair systems of 2025 are not the same thing. Yes, they both have hair for your head, but we don't call your average Toyota RAB4 or Camry a motor carriage for the same reason we don't call hair systems toupee's today. Imagine. I don't think it is the same reason. It's not the same reason. No, I don't think there's enough. I don't think that it's changed in the same like it hasn't evolved as much as the automobiles have i don't think but i like what what is the major difference now what like a toupee would be made out of real hair before and it would be glued onto your head may i think and i don't know 100 percent i think real hair is a new thing but why why would

that be a new that would be something that they would have access to then why would they not use real hair i don't know i think synthetic hair like that's why toupee's looked crazy yeah you know i mean it wasn't real hair. Again, this guy goes, nobody in the world's calling those hair systems. People call it a wig, and that's okay. And then guy goes, I literally call mine a wig or toupee. Honestly, I feel like calling it a hair system is cringe. I'm bald. And I wear a wig because I like the way I look. Own it. My thoughts here is, because he's talking about, you know, calling a hair system a toupee is like calling a car, a motor carriage or whatever. I don't think that's emotionally true for that guy. I think calling your hair system a toupee makes you think of like calling you something demeaning or some

kind of slur. And you don't want to admit it because you want it to be something more important than that. Like you want your stigma as a bald man to be more meaningful and more important than other similar types of stigmas that, you know, other than horse versus motor carriage. And this is something that I feel like probably comes up pretty regularly when guys are like really insecure about going bald. It's not so much the insecurity about the way you physically look that's getting to you. It's this type of insecurity that men really aren't supposed to have. Like as a man, I think you are, and I mean, correct me if I'm wrong about this, but I think you are discouraged from like tinkering with the way you look and taking it seriously the way that women are expected to do. I think that men are

still expected to take it seriously, but you're not supposed to seem like you take it seriously, and you're not supposed to act like it matters to you what the shit on your hair is called. You know, you're supposed to be a man and just look the way you're going to look and have the working man's gut and not give a shit about anything. I agree with that. I do think that it's like there is a thing of like, it's a good, here's a good example, like in the 2000s when metrosexual became like this, this slur. where it was like guys that care how they smell and how they look are somehow bad.

You know what I mean? So it was just like we were just like at this time. And I was the same way, man. I was like, I don't wear fucking cologne. And I wear very good cologne, by the way. Thank you. I smell good. Everybody tells me I smell good.

I'm wondering. Well, people stop me on the street and tell me I smell good and I'm dressed really well. And they're like, your skull looks amazing. You've shaved it the perfect amount. Rax, I consider my head shape an extremely lucky thing because I think you should. It is. I was going to have the right skull shape for this. Yeah.

It's just it looks normal. My head looks normal bald somehow out of all the thing. Because like you, I've seen people shave their head and it looked crazy up there. Like the bumpy head or whatever, but whatever. I have a bumpy head when my head was shaved for a time, it looked fucked up. And I guess that's sort of a corner of the bald experience that we haven't really explored. That's hair system. That's what I'm saying.

Like, I understand the, let's take a look at Todd Memphis. He was on trust pilot and he was reviewing a place called superhairpieces.com. Now, this place has an excellent rating, 4.6 stars for superhairpieces.com. Now, Todd first gave it three stars. overall I've been very happy this is where you get the idea of what this experience is like this hair system thing overall I've been very happy with my systems however my last two orders not so much

my representative ignored all three emails over this concern as soon as I decided it may have been a fluke and was ready to get another system they replied to it to that and under an hour once it arrived and was a reorder it was nothing like the prior units calling them units and stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean, hair system units. That's, they do like to talk about it. It just sort of makes it feel like you're doing a really cool ass thing kind of like. It's my fucking hair system, man. Like it's just like this,

just a fucking cool ass shit I do to just like for my fucking self-esteem or whatever, you know, I just fucking, it's a system and like my got the units today. It's another DIY project. Yeah, it's exactly. We did DIY guys recently. And yes,

exactly. It's sort of a DIY project on my. head that I'm working on. And yeah, I do. Yeah, I feel like calling the system is very funny because it's, again, you are gluing a tupade here. It's like that's the system. Yeah, a lot of things are a system, but you don't need to call it.

You know, like it's very, it's a very. It's like it's like the guys that call wrestling the product. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. Are you watching a product? It's like, yeah, just, yeah, just, yeah, just trying to make things seem cool. cooler and more important or whatever or more like intricate or more like you know than they actually

masculine frankly it's more masculine than being like my wig came in the mail got to try it on and it's bad because he goes there was nothing like the prior units the density was twice as much or more than usual my stylist worked for two hours trying to make it work she knocks all these out easily and not new after two hours cutting small and slow i was left with a huge thick poofs unusable unit there was probably That's not unusable unit. Can you read that sentence again, please? I was left with a huge thick poofed unusable unit.

Don't cut that out. Yeah. I don't want to hear that cut out. There was simply no way to correct it. So I've had some that were awesome and no tangle. Then I went to one that only nodded up. So that one was like a two and one thickness. So short version,

not consistent right now and two systems of my money down the drain. Edit, after a laughable offer of a discount, they've now asked me to delete this review. That should speak magnitudes to whatever's going on at the moment with these really bad systems. I guess they don't want negative reviews to be seen. They asked them to delete the review. They did. They contact them and say, can you delete the review? Obviously, he's not going to do it.

And obviously, he's going to say they told me to do it. Yeah, that doesn't seem to be smart. It's not, yeah, it's not a genius. Social media thing. If I give you $10 off your next system, will you, will you get it? It's 50. Is that? But he'll explain it later.

He gave him a $50 store credit. Listen, though, that's not, that's not insignificant. That's like, how much do you want? But, oh, a store credit, not $50. For something you don't want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were saying he gave him $50 off, like back from his purchase. No, no, you're saying that he gave him store credit.

I'd take $50, but if you're unsatisfied with the, thing and then they're like here's 50 bucks to spend with us it's a classic maneuver that the business will use obviously it's just like yeah here's whatever store credit then to get you buying again hopefully that experience is better and then you're back in so the that's classic to be like could you delete the review yeah can you delete that please that's a bad look for us it makes us look bad it's embarrassing for us it really kind of hurts our feelings it makes us feel bad about the work we're doing we actually like it when people do good reviews that are positive and higher stars right like mistake.

Yeah. Like it was a faux pod to write a bad review. I think that that might not have happened too, though. That's because it seems so bizarre for a business to do that. Because believe me. He's got details. Well, so that's the first review. That took place on January 30th, 2020.

Yeah. This is December 24th, 2024, which it's a sad day to be doing your trust pilot review about your hair system. God, damn. Christmas Eve. I'm choosing to believe that's a Jewish person. I need that to be a Jewish. Jewish person.

Somebody who's not, doesn't have big day in the morning, you know? He's like writing an angry review about his. This is her system on trust pilot also of all plate. Like not not on Yelp even. A website that only me and Chris go to. And our and our.

No, but trust pilot is a website that only we go through. Oh, that one. Yeah. Well, also the people who buy our merchandise. And I would like to say, can you guys start doing some,

Our fucking rating is just in the absolute sewer right now. I mean, I thought it was funny, but can you someone do some positive reviews? You delete your reviews and make them positive. Can you please delete your reviews? It's really actually hurting as the like how low our score is. People go, I think our score is like 1.5 out of five or something. Ouch. Yeah, we have a horrible rating, one of the worst trust by the ratings.

This guy goes, now he's back on Christmas Eve, two stars, poor units. user of hair systems for a few years. I simply cannot recommend this company. Had one really defective unit and they replaced it. We remember. Yeah, it wasn't much better, so ordered another. That's crazy. So they replaced it.

Stop ordering units from these people. God damn. I don't think you like the shit. Pick a different outlet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't much better, so ordered another. Now, this last one had a section that was forced in a forward direction. It would not.

So the toupee has a comb over? The two. It would not comb in any direction but forward. Stylist even stated how awkward the area was. I notified them and sent three images, and they placed blame on me for it. Sounding as if cut too short. So that's quote, sounding as if cut too short.

So did not look at the images as it wasn't cut short. This being on the front hairline effectively made the, unit not usable. Hard money hit to be tossed to the side like they did, especially here, now forced to wear a hat for Christmas. Oh, God. Oh, my God. That's why he was putting it on on Christmas Eve. Oh, no. Oh, my heart breaks for this man. This is why he needs to just get on board with being bald, so this doesn't happen. This guy does. This guy needs to shave his head. This guy needs to shave his head. I don't think they make a product for him to use. Yeah, he's at that point in his addiction where he's just throwing the same substance

of the problem and he needs more and more of it and it's not working anymore. You are hooked on having fake hair, sir. This is so sad. It's like the same as like sun's crying, you know what I mean? Just like it's like sadder than that. Like forced to wear a hat on Christmas. You want to know how dire this shit is, how fucked it this product is? I was forced to wear a hat on Christmas.

He didn't, he kind of makes it sound like, you know, that word forced. Yeah. Like, maybe his wife was like, you need to wear a hat. Yeah, I mean, I mean, honestly, it's, I wonder how fucked up his shit looks. Like before we're judging him about wearing a hat on Christmas, maybe his shit looks so fucked up if he doesn't have a sister. I mean, so this, that was December 24th. Now we're on July 10th, 2025.

New year, new me. One. Summer, too. What? I did summer. Get my summer hair going. Once that's the best time to be bald too is the summer. That's what I'm saying.

I love. You're going to have weird tan lines and shit. Well, I do. He's got the best one. He's got crazy ones. That's because you wear a hat all the time. Yeah, I do. Well, it's because if you don't, your hair, your head either gets cold or somber.

It sucks. And I like wearing a hat. It just, it's like, the hat is my hair. I buy very cool hats. Yeah, you have great hats. I have good hats too. I've been a hack guy since I was in my teens as well. I've always liked wearing hats, yeah.

I didn't start wearing hats until I started going bald. I hated hats. I always like it. It's a good look for you, though. It is, yeah. You've made decisions and you've arrived at a look and it works for you. Yeah, it works for you. You look good, Brian.

One star. Oh, no. Oh, it gets worse. It's a coin toss with this company. Have given this company multiple chances and it literally has hit or miss. This last unit started shedding two weeks into use. That shedding. heart. I read a lot of reviews where they talk about them. Hey, Richard. You got a cat?

That is a harrowing that your hair system can leak. You're shedding your hair. Oh, my God. That didn't happen. I don't know when I lost my hair, but it didn't shed. Oh, no, no. So how does it start to go? Does it just like, I don't know. What happened? Just wake up and there's less hair. Huh. Everybody told me... That's an interesting question. Where does it go? Everybody told me there was a point...

Well, when I was in school, I wore a hat for like a month, and then the teacher told me if you wear a hat, it makes you go bald. That's a old wives tale. Yeah, because you take it off and it pulls the hair every time you take it off. They tell us if you wear a bra to bed, your tits won't ever sag. And that's bullshit, too. So that sounds like kind of one of those things. Yeah.

That's a mean one. The bra one is mean. the hat one's kind of mean too yeah this guy goes all that I've used hair systems for five years now I use the proper shampoo and know all there is to extend these to normal use low on money as this one failed

and photos were obvious of failure yet they still wanted it shipped back first for inspection oh this is brutal so this guy's like it's like I need my car to get to work what am I don't got you're not going to send me a loaner or anything you know like how am I going to get around down. It is uncool to say mail your hair system back, man. It is. It is. Like mail your hair. This company sucks clearly. Totally. Because it's like, yeah, what are they supposed to do? Oh,

I'll just be without my hair. Like, oh, I don't need it. Are like Brian's grandfather who, you know, are only using their hair at certain moments. I think most people are trying to pass themselves off as hair individuals. So yeah, it is kind of tough. Like, I guess you can have all. sorts of hats like but what if you have to go to you're an older person you have to go to a formal thing then i get you got to decide am i going to go cowboy formal am i going to go away you don't have to make that decision at all you just go cowboy formal like i do um he goes even with literal bald spots and the audacity to tell me i can still order a new one while waiting on a store credit as if that meant they were doing me a favor so i got to spend my fourth of july as a baseball hat

man because I didn't have extra money to afford a new unit until so fast. Damn, two holidays, two had an holiday. This company is brutal. This company just knows they have these guys by the balls and treat them however the fuck they want. It's like my drug dealer. It's like my drug dealer Frank growing up like where it was like, hey man, you want to meet? Yeah, I'll be there two hours. And then two hours later, it's like, I'll be there and two. You're like, motherfucker, you know I need these pills. And I'm just going to keep texting you like, hey, knock, knock, where you at? Traffic must be really bad. And I bet that's how this guy writes to the hair system company, too.

It's even worse than that, Rex. I had Nextel. Do you remember the nextel walking talkies? Oh, yeah. It would be, I beep the guy and be like, hey, man, you around. Hey, are you around? I said you around a lot to people. A lot of you around.

Are you around? First, for instance, they go, he goes, well, wait. So I got to spend my fourth of July as a baseball hat, man. Because I didn't have to... Like, that's crazy to all of a sudden just start... You know, like you're never wearing a hat and all of a sudden you're just wearing a hat around all the time. And never taking it off. And it's like, hey, dad, you know, like, you may take the hat off and am I.

And like, nah, I've got to support these red socks, you know. Play basketball. I mean, it... Yeah, your hat falls off sometimes. I'll tell you that, like a windy day and you have to wear a hat. And it's like, you know. Well, both you guys are wearing hats. And periodically as you're talking, you kind of like adjust it and, you know, do this with your hair.

And if you are wearing a hat to hide your baldness, I got to figure you're just as conscious of it. You can't even do that. You can't even take it off. It has to just like. Just sweat gathering under it on the 4th of July. You have to fix it. You have to affix it. You have to fix it.

You have to glue it. Just put on a hat system. I have a hat system. Sleeping in a hat. Guys asleep at his bed and ass. What do you mean? No, no. This is my...

This is my hat. Yeah. So... That system is really good. I didn't have the extra money to afford a new unit so fast. So I wish trust pilot allowed images so people can see how fast this unit failed. Edit. As of 710, 20, 25, they have now first approved my warranty, then change the offer to $50 credit, then change

$50. refund. Then after I agreed, they then replied and changed a 50% off if I would update my review. Oh, so they are like, they are like really hung up on the bad review. Hey man, can you like just change a few words in the reviews? Some of them are pretty harsh and they're making us feel pretty bad. So now my unit warranty is being held hostage for what I am assuming means they want me to lie. Every email they changed the offer and ended at the review revision. This is not right at all. And then he gets a reply. from superhairpieces.com.

Oh, finally, finally we hear their side of this. For yourself, you monsters. Hello, Todd. I'm sorry for the... Hello. I love your voice. Hello, Todd.

I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Our team requested the hairpiece for inspection as part of our standard procedure. Since you've experienced a similar issue in the past, we want to identify the root cause of the problem. Our team will reach out to you to help find a satisfactory solution.

signed super hair pieces. Well, August day is 2025. Oh shit. Todd's back. Another one. How's he doing? He's got one star. Fuck.

Damn it. I'm rooting for Todd. I was hoping for him to be happy. I don't think Todd's ever happy. Follow up to prior review. So not overlooked. This was my reply that got me fixed after, to get me fixed after a bad unit. Quote, in the meantime, as a gesture of goodwill, we would be happy to issue $50 store

credit that you can use $2. towards any of your next person. It's all they ever give people as $50 store credit. It's always that amount to. Yeah, they feel like there's nothing to. Automated. It's like, yeah.

Everything's $54 too. So they get like a whole of your money back out of the deal. That's the thing. If you get a $50 store credit, you really got to find a $50 thing to really feel good about that store credit. Yeah. Otherwise you're buying a $200 thing

and you're getting that $50 off. It's like not quite enough money discounted to feel good about. Yeah, because after that, they then changed back to 50% upon return and asked me to revise my review to get a 50% offer. They need that. Why do they keep telling this guy that they know is not going to revise his review? I think it's automated. I think it's automated.

I don't think he's talking to a real person. That's why the answer is always the same. Yeah, the answer seems to always be the same. They're just repeating themselves over and over again. That's why I say that. And again, it just feels like if there were people involved in it, that they would, somebody would realize that we should stop aggressively, you know, in emails saying, please delete the review.

After that. That's so depressing. It sounds like there's not a real person involved on the super hair end at any point, except when they responded to his review that one time, maybe. Yeah. And because after I did not agree to the new terms, they have not. Now unanswered my last four emails and just ignore me. Quote, if you'd be willing to update your review,

we would be happy to process a 50% refund for you instead and a free repair for the current hairpiece. After all I've ordered, I never expected to be treated like this. I did nothing wrong. They really seemed to go into blowout mode after I said I would change my review as if it was an honest review. So while some systems are good, be mindful. Some are brittle and shed fast.

Brittle is probably another issue. real hair super hair pieces reply dear todd thank you for reaching out we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience cause we've not received any email from you so could you kindly rescind it once we receive it we'll do our best to assist you promptly regarding the offer our policy requires the unit to be returned to us for inspection before we can proceed with any compensation since you mentioned that you do not have a spare unit we offered you a discount so you can purchase another unit in the meantime. That is, see, that is, that's a kick in nuts.

That's so hateful. That's so mean. Well, here's a discount. Buy yourself, buy yourself a spare tie, like it's a spare tire. Or you could walk around with your fucked up looking head. I don't know, it's up to you, buddy. Hey, walk around. Yeah, walk around look like a dickhead all day.

Or, hey, you fucking, we'll give you $27 off this fucking $600 system. You can get yourself, buddy. You can look like a fucking guy again. Yeah, this is like when I try to haggle. at the dentist. Like, I can do that all I want. But at the end of the day, the tooth's got to come out and they know it and I know it. And so whatever amount of money they tell me, I'm going to be on the hook for it. It's like that with the super hair. These super hair systems people sound quite evil. I know. And it's like you get a spare. Like you can order a spare. We'll give you like a

discount to still buy our stuff. They should just send you an old one. Like it's like one that's not as good. It's like a fucked up. It's like a fucked up haircut. It's like a loner. It's fun that they send to other guys too. Well, they work on your system. They send you one, but it's like an entirely different hair, too. It's like blonde and he has dark hair. The super hair pieces guys is like, have fun wearing a hat on Thanksgiving, Todd.

Oh, God, yeah. He needed it for Christmas. That's the worst one. That's so good. The superhairpieces.com just sending you a link to lids being like. Like, there you go, buddy. He goes, please note, we never ask you to misrepresent your review.

We simply request that you update it to reflect your complete experience with our service. It sounds like the same fucking thing to me. It's the same thing, man. These people are really like, I know. They don't seem, this doesn't seem super above board.

I don't think you're really, you can, I don't think you should be engaging with customers in this way. if you're a real reputable business. No. This is why I want bald men to just accept it and shave their heads because otherwise you get led around by the nose by guys in the manosphere by super hair.

I do feel like superhair.com or whatever. Again, I think I agree. If this is your option to go with superhair.com for a system or whatever, I would say shave your head. This is not this is. Because you're getting mistreated. Yeah. And you're getting mistreated by these guys.

And you're just, the best case scenario, you're gluing something onto your head every month and a half. Yeah. And then hoping. And it sheds apparently. Yeah. And like, I don't know. It just, it seems like, yeah, it seems like wild.

And then you think to yourself, I guess, when have you done it in your life? This is the obviously the thing you talk about, right? Like when, at what point did you do it? So, in, i.e., how obvious was it to every single person in your life? And for the most part, it's obvious to everyone. So you have to not care about that. Uh-huh. But then it's just like...

Oh, all of a sudden you have a hairdo. Yeah, but I guess maybe if you're saying like, okay, I'm going to do this, I'm going to leave my family and I'm going to go start a new life in a new town, you know? But not as a bold man. Not as a bald man. I'm not. And then you go and get this shit going on. Then that's like different, right?

But yeah, I think most people it's going to be like they're going to know, right? So then doesn't that sort of defate, I guess it, I don't know. I would defeat the purpose, I think. It's like getting breast implants or something like people people are going to know. But you kind of, there's a part of you that does it for yourself. Do it for yourself. Make yourself look a way that aligns with, you know, your expectations of what you should see in the mirror. And I guess, you know, similar things going on here.

But it just seems like the field is rife with bad actors. Yeah. It feels like I guess also it gives the options, say, as you're talking about, a lot of the single guys. So then it does give you, you're thinking to yourself, hey, I, go out and I meet someone, she doesn't know old bald berry. Yeah. You know, she only knows. So I just keep wearing my hair system for the next 40, 50 years. 50 years.

And then eventually I'll die. And then the kids, I'll say, get out of here. So don't get out of here. So don't get I close that bathroom door. I will say that there does seem to be a sweet spot that I think you have to be really self-aware in a way that I wasn't that, okay, it's going. going. I need to fucking, I need to get a hair.

Hair system now. Yeah. You know what I mean? So the hair is still there. You've never seen me with my hair thinning or, or, you know, it's barely thinning.

I didn't see it until like I had like a straight line down the middle, like brushing forward. I didn't see it until then. And then as I've said before, I had a hat system. You didn't see it until you brushed it down in front of your eyes. you're like why is the middle not turning it to bangs like it's supposed to? Why can I see everything in front of me?

I actually remembered when I realized it. Yeah. And like, I was the moment like. I was at the beach. Uh, and I was like 22. And I'd never even been to the beach in my life.

And, uh, I was like, what? And if people who know me, 23 maybe, people who know me know I don't swim. Like that's sort of, uh,

I hate being in water. It's the worst. I don't like going in hot tubs. I don't like swimming. But for some reason, I was like, I'm going to boogie board at this beach. And I think it's because I was thin. So I wasn't like, I could take my shirt off.

You know, I didn't look good with my shirt off. But I was at the beach and they took a picture of me with the boogie board in my shorts, getting ready to run out to the water. And then when we got home, they were like, let's look through the pictures. And we looked through the fucking pictures. And I saw myself. and I was like, you're bald as fuck, dude. You know what I mean?

Like, it's like, it's over for you. So then I started Googling like Rogain. And me and Katie are so broke at this time. You know, like I was very broke, right? And she was like, we'll make, we'll put money aside so you can do Rogain if that's important to you. You know what I mean? Because she's the best in the world.

And so I was going to do it. Then I started reading about it. And I was like, well, gain only works back here. It doesn't work up here. So like if it doesn't help with the receding hairline, it helps with like a bald spot in the back. So it doesn't really, it doesn't do anything. Now I have been reading all these,

these hair things and they're like, hey, there's this cream that's come out of some sort. You put on your head, you grow hair. And I am looking at that and being like, but again, I don't want hair. And I said you got to do. This wants me to get a toupee so bad.

No, no, not even if you can find, if you could regrow your hair, just have a long, flowing hair. That would be so insane. That would be very funny if one day you just had a beautiful head of hair. I know. I mean, Brian, would you, would you, you wouldn't like for the show, do a hair system for just one? I would maybe do a hair system for the show to be funny. That would be so good. I don't know how we would figure out how to where I would, what I would have to get.

get to do that. Buddy, it would be so weird in a hair system. It would be so... I would be curious, like, what it feels like to walk around with glue and something,

you know, a foreign object on your head. We'd want to talk to people, I think, and find out, is it like, you know, I wouldn't want you to do it

if there was like, it would be super shitty or like, you know, the fallout from it would be. I can pick the hair, too. I can pick the hairdo. Now that's something I can get me on,

I think that we would let the patrons pick the hairdrew. It's only fair. I think they would be, they're funding it. I think they should pick their hair to it. They'll be on. I think they'll get you a good one. Yeah.

You like that? Todd on August 14th, 2025 said one star. Now this title here is something to be, this tells us everything we need to know about the story of Todd Memphis. So 12 units purchased and three had issues. So 12 units purchased in three had issues. So 12 units purchased and three had issues. Even my stylist notice upon cutting it fell off. So he always says his style. Like he never consider, listen, I'm on his side, but I would be like, is my

stylist fucking this up? You know what I mean? That's a good point. Yeah, the call could be coming from a different part of the house. Second opinion, maybe get a second opinion on it, go somewhere else or whatever. Yes. Go to a different hair system outfit and then also go to a different stylist if that doesn't work. Also, three out of

12 is quite a few. Like, if you're getting three duds out of 12, that's a crazy amount of duds. That's 25% every two months, right? So over the course of two years, your hair is fucked up a quarter of the time.

Like, I feel like that's avoidable. And now after ignoring emails for ages, now held me accountable and have stated they refused to ever sell to me again. Okay, I do think that seems fair. I'm not, I'm on Todd's side. I'm not on super hair side. Can you imagine, though, that like,

he's got to be so fucking like does he have another alternative or is he just like been cut off from a thing that he needs very much? I will say he's been cut off by the place with the best rep the best uh reviews and rep, uh, oh yeah,

I forgot this place has a good, he's been cut off by the place with the best reputation that like if you're reading through the, the hair system Reddit or the bald truth, which, by the way, someday I'm going to get to it. There's a podcast called The Bald Truth about being bald,

and I want to listen to it so bad because I want to know how you get more than one episode. Yeah, I feel like that's like two hours of your life that you can devote to that podcast. I can't imagine it running that long. They have a forum and it's active. They have an active forum for the Bald Truth. I think people listen to it,

and I'm blown away by it. I can't believe people are like, I want to listen to a show about bald. So they go, finally got to reply after ignored emails to now be held accountable for being three months as if that was my fault it's now officially buyer beware quote as a last time exception we're offering a $50 refund to your card please note here we love giving this guy $50 that's their favorite thing to do they're like give Todd another $50 let's drive him to the point of insanity with $50 more

Here's $50. Use it on a hat. Yeah. It's interesting that that is about the retail price of a hat nowadays. Yeah, that's how much a hat costs. It pretty much covers the cost of one single hat. With shipping, yeah. Please note that we will not be able to fulfill any future hairpiece orders.

Reply from some hair piece from super hair pieces. This is their last reply? We're sorry to hear that some of the units you received did not meet your expectations. When multiple issues are reported with the same union. we always ask clients to return the hairpiece for inspection so we can properly assess the concerns. In this case, we did not receive the item back and continuing to request a replacement without allowing us to inspect it would be unfair to other clients who follow this process. What does that mean? But listen, it's anything.

Like there's an underground super hairpiece is come like place where they're like, do you hear they gave Tom Memphis a hairpiece with that I'm saying? it feels like though they are so they have such a good reputation and they have such good reviews overall that it does sort of make you wonder a little bit if like Todd is you know that this is kind of I guess the whole process though sounds wrong that they they should understand that their clients need their hair systems at all time and they you know that it's like unfair to ask them to send it back but it sounds like that's just the way the system is yeah well and most people seem okay with it if they have all these super positive reviews and stuff i guess most people just don't have issues probably with their systems we have a 4.6 and uh let me see how many reviews when you have a 4.6

review on trust pilot first of all is excellent because they usually have the worst bad reviews yeah people go there to do bad reviews this guy's got 4.6 319 reviews my guess is that todd's reviews are mostly the the reason for the low at all otherwise it would be closer to five yeah yeah he goes uh they go, our goal is to make things right in a fair and consistent way for all our clients. We tried our best to resolve the issue, but it seems you were not satisfied with any of the solutions provided. With none of the $50 as we offered. We offered you. $50 like a hundred times.

You could have had $150 by the end of this. That'd be great. He goes, we tried our best to resolve the, and it goes, despite our repeated efforts to assist you, you have continued to post negative reviews online. I can't believe how much this company cares about reviews. I can't. Maybe that's why their reviews are so high. Other people are like, fine, five stars. Yeah, that's what I just thought about now.

Maybe they actually aren't that good of a company. They've just fucking intimidated all their customers into deleting the bad reviews. I used to work for a place that did that. Yeah. I mean, that basically did. I'm sorry, Chris, I didn't mean to cut you off. It just occurred to me that like, that is kind of a thing that businesses try to do now. Yeah, they'll do that.

Like try to intimidate you into giving a good review so that they. take down a bad review because they just recognize that like a Google score or whatever is so important nowadays to like what you're you know everybody clicks the bad review but they also just it's like the score itself is just like if you look at a business and you're like oh this is a three point four or whatever you're probably not going to go there most likely you know yeah yeah the place I used to work at they used to do this shit they I mean mostly how it works is if we had customers who we knew, like, really loved us and had great experiences, we would ask them to write reviews. And that's pretty much straight shooter behavior.

But then if someone had written a nasty review, we would have to, like, reach out to them and try and resolve it. And then that's all pretty normal. And then, you know, as things are proceeding in that conversation, kind of nudge the conversation around being like, so about this two-star review that you left us. And it just felt so slimy every time. Like, the reason people consult these things is they think the numbers are. real. I'll say this too.

You think it's smart to give a review to us there when we, we can't, where did we come do this work yet? It's your fucking host. That's right. We got to. Can I say that though the safest review for, if you're a business and you get two star review, don't sweat it because nobody checks that. Two and three star reviews.

No, but you do have to sweat it, Brian, again, because like what Rax is saying is, it's the number. It's the overall score. It affects that. But when people are looking at your business. Yeah. Once they get to the point where they're like, I'm going to look at this business, it's got a four-star review. I click the bad reviews.

They're like one-star reviews in order to see what if the people are psychos. You know what I go? I click the two-star reviews because the one-star reviews, people are so fighting mad. They just pressed one star. They didn't even write anything. Those are parking. Two and three stars, people are like simmering with anger. You know, they've thought about it.

They have a whole spiel that they want to write out. Let's go to Quora before we get out of here. I really like this question. This woman is the best. The question is, what do women think about bald or shaped head guys? So my dad was bald. By the time he was in his early 30s, fucking lucky. I was in my early 20s.

Tell me 30s. I didn't have done anything to get to my 30s. I'd have dreadlocks by now. That's what I wanted. That was the hairdo I wanted growing up. That's why God. God struck you with boldness before you could do it. I agree.

I agree. It's good that it happened because I fully, if I was ever able to grow hair, I would have had dreadlocks. And you would have never been here today. Kweber would have lived his whole life to the very end. We would never have street fight or guys podcast or anything because Lord knows what you would have done. Some sort of like, yeah, some sort of online marketing or something. But really your main thing would have been Kweber related activity.

for your whole life. Those are bad activities. Marketing. Another thing about him, this, this is where it's a little, another thing about him at every single adult party I ever attended in my childhood and there were plenty. At least three or four tipsy female guests would sidle up to me at some point and confide in what was a usually a loud whisper, I'm in love with your dad. Good.

What? Weird. So she's trying to basically say that like my dad was an abys, fucking smoke show he was a beef cake simmering with sexuality he was hot as fuck everyone wanted to fuck him so much so that they were going up to me as a child and confessing to me that they wanted to fuck him being like I want to sit on your dad's dick I want him more than anything hey you see your dad over there I want to suck his car can you hand your dad my panties right now it's so that's so weird That is such a...

The details would vary. His voice... The details. Yeah, they're the details. But I would love to 69 with your dad. Yeah, the details would vary. Like, some of them seem to be into missionary styles, actually. Yeah, I think, I mean, this sounds like old-fashioned stuff, though, you know?

Like, old ladies drunk at a party, like drunk on some wine. Like, oh, what I would love to do with your... It still is bizarre, though, right? Because is he a married man? Does she get into that? They didn't. Yes, he was married. I'll tell you what's funny about this is my aunt is kind of like that,

where she would like be kind of gross. She's like a, she was like hanging out with like a dirty old man. You know what I mean? And I remember. She was, she wasn't hanging out with one. Hang out with her was like hanging out with a dirty old man. It's like, and I remember going to the Waffle House with her and my uncle,

because I lived with them for a period of time after my parents kicked me out. And she was getting mad at the waitress because she was like, her uncle, my uncle Dustin, she was like, that waitress is flipping her puss at Dustin. Every time she comes over here, she's flipping her pussy at Dustin.

And I always remember my aunt being mad. How old was she when she said that? I was 19. She was probably 30 something. like late maybe 40 maybe 40s but she was just saying like and Dustin's not a guy you're going to flip your puss for i'm going to tell you that right now if you're going to he's just uh what was up with dusty what why he wasn't he just wasn't handsome he wasn't how hot he was a drummer in a band okay when she met him drummer in bands he wasn't a drummer anymore when she met him yeah every drummer carries

that energy forever yeah my younger brother he played in a band his Colin was the drummer and he you'd go out with them and I swear to God, women would be flipping their pussy out of all the time. I'm a big fan of flipping her purse. I'm definitely adding that to my personal lexicon. I'm not even kidding, though. It's being mine forever.

Me and my wife will say it all the time now. Like, because you just picture a woman like subconsciously. Like inside out. Or just like kind of like subconsciously like giving a little flash of it or something. You know, like it's like somehow getting it up and flashed a little bit of it.

Yeah. Not so easy to. I've tried to do that before. It doesn't seem like, like I picture maybe, you know, they're wearing a skirt or something like that and then sort of jumping up and you got to do like the Captain Morgan leg. Jumping up and sort of kicking one leg up and sort of flashing it. Very erotic behavior. I think it also like read to me like, oh my God, my aunt flips are pusset people.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously. She knows what it looks like. She can recognize it in someone else. Game recognized. She knows the signs. Yeah, that's...

It's the funniest thing ever. It's such a funny thing for her because, like I said, she showed us what she was talking about. It was just basically she was like quickly moving her torso. Oh, it's a physical. It's not like metaphorical. Like she would like gyrate her life. Yeah, but she wasn't doing that. But my aunt would be like that's how...

I would imagine she wasn't. That's psychotic to come up to a man, a woman. a young child and start. I was 18 or 19. It was fine. The details, I was Quieber. The details would vary.

His voice, oh, he's so sexy. Yes, women said this to me as a tween. His eyes so blue and intense. His sense of humor. Your dad's so funny.

His height. The kind of thing happened with great regularity and other men uses out. Oh, my God. Her dad sounds kind of hot. I know put that out there. I see it. He looks like Sawyer from Lost.

Yeah. But bald. Yeah. He goes, I would be out in public with him and a smitten stranger would take me aside. Is that your dad? Wow. Your mom's so lucky. Family friends, store clerks, otherwise respectable adult authority figures.

I was used to it. Okay. So her dad was like super hot, it sounds like. Like he was like a model or something, like the kind of guy who's like so handsome that people are commenting on it. He's bald guy, though. Yeah. Yeah.

He goes, uh, yeah, the lack of hair was mentioned at all. Aside from the odd citation of baldness is some personal fetish, Rex. As a good. Catching straight. I mean, love with your dad. I love bald men. So that is the Quora post women. Turns out they do love bald men.

And, uh, Rex, do you have anything you'd like to plug? Uh, yeah. Oh, I did write a book this year. I had a book come out this. this past year, it's called sloppy or doing it all wrong. And it's an essay collection about my time getting sober and other kinds of like disgustoid dirtbag stuff that I either do now or used to do. It's a really fun book. Got a bunch of good reviews, not like, you know, the reviews of the hair system that we were looking at before, good ones. And something else, I guess, I'd like to

plug because of just the nature of this episode is the inherent attraction. activeness of bald men because I haven't really made the case quite this thoroughly. And I think it's important. I think probably bald guys really like to consume bald man content. They got the subredits and there's that other podcast. The podcast. The bald truth. Who hosted? Is it comedy people? I don't think it's common. I think it's a serious fucking podcast. Sorry. No, no. It's a I just, you know, my point being that bald guys seem to kind of seek out content that, about being bald and they seem to kind of do it with an eye towards feeling better about being bald. And so I'm a beautiful woman who is so a huge fan of what you guys are doing in the

field of showing your skulls and like getting weird hat sunburns or just getting sunburns on your skulls. I'm into that too. I think if you're worried about going bald and you're like trying to think of ways to avoid it, consider not avoiding it and just making it your thing and being the best bald man you can be. Thank you. That's beautiful. And get, if not, you know, get yourself a hair system from superhair systems.com.

I hear they got $50 for you. $50 gift card. I can give you $50. $50 gift card to superhair systems.com with the code guys podcast. That's right. Our first ever ad. Our first ever ad.

The only ad we. Completely unauthorized. The only ad we've ever done. It's unauthorized. We like the way they do business. We just like the way that they do business. they've got sort of a Randy Ma. They remind me of my friend Randy Mawn.

They do remind me a Randy Ma'am for the early people. All right. We'll see you all next week. Goodbye. Bye. Bye.