Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 160 - Survival Guys with Stefan Heck

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

When I decided to do survival guys I was worried that I might struggle to differentiate between them and campers and hikers but it turned out to not be a problem because these guys have their own weird things. We had our gross friend Stefan Heck from The Go Off Kings and Blocked Party on the show and it somehow got really gross There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201  

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian. I'm surviving. That's my new, I'm a survivor. I'm not going to give up. Anyway, that's Brian's accent. Why would you? That you planned on doing that?

Big J, baby. And of course, we have Chris, James. Hi, Chris. Hello, and of course, this is an audio medium, so I will clarify when he says, Big J, he's whole. holding up fingerless gloves. It's a reference to Big J. O'Kerson.

He was doing that yesterday, too. Have you taken those gloves off? Yeah, they're in the office on the table. Those are your work gloves. Those are my, well, no. As you can hear, Stefan's the guest this week. Anyway, from the go-off kings, you know him. He's from the golf kings.

He's from blocked party. He's what's known as our, we call him. Back up. Phil in, and he's our fill-in guest. I found out I was going on about an hour ago. But we like him. But we like him and he's I was up early. I was watching the hockey game.

It was great. Wait, there's hockey on? It's the Olympics. Team Canada. Winter Olympics is on? Yeah. Yes.

Oh, I'm not watching. I hear a lot of the, the American guys are saying some pretty nasty things about my country. Yeah. Their country as well. Yeah. Well,

they're quite woke, I think is my honest. I've heard. I've heard of wokeness there. Anyway, uh, we are this week. It's weird.

We're talking about survival guys. And it occurred to me like three quarters of the way through prepping this episode, not a lot different from camping guys or hiking guys, except for these guys are like the craziest version of that. These are like the guys on alone, that TV show. We will be talking about alone and naked and afraid. Can I ask you this? How many guys are there?

Well, you know, I don't know you. You don't have to spoil it. But are there any guys who drink their own urine that you know. But there are some guys with some insanely stupid questions. Because I think you get into this thing where you're like, all right, I'm going to go out in the fucking woods. I'm going to take a pencil and I'm going to take like a beef jerky. Yeah. And like a coat.

And then I'm going to come home in two days. Like I think that kind of guy lends itself to asking insanely stupid questions. So these are these are guys who are they're like doing camping plus one. basically like they're they don't have a tent or anything they're leveling up from camping and trying to just see if i can they're pushing themselves they're testing their body they're kind of like their mind you see the guy he doesn't do his uh videos anymore because i think he was tired of the comments but the outdoor boys oh well he well he also i think he stopped doing it so he could become um one of the heads of the Mormon church yeah he's very Mormon well yeah yeah i mean all the

guys are though you know anyway yeah that guy was awesome uh the guy I like Steve Wallace, Canadian man. And he does something that a lot of these guys do that I think is interesting. They'll be like, listen, I can't go out into the bush every day. So I'll do some stealth camping. Yeah. This guy's in Victoria, I think. Yeah, he's great.

He has, I have seen him stealth camp on, on, on, in intersections that I used to, I, I went to school in Victoria. I love that. I love it. He's like camping out. like a McDonald's or whatever. I love that shit. Stefan, you know, you know some guys like that.

There's a guy in Ontario that you guys watch on your, on your YouTube channel. Ken Domic, of course. Ken Domic, who's also an urban camp. Well, look, Ken Domic, I think the Steve Wallace guy at least is like outside. Like, he's like on the ground. He'll have like a tent maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ken Domic's whole thing is he'll go park his van outside like a Cineplex movie theater

and be like 24 hours. stealth camp at Cineplex and it's just him sitting in his van for 24 hours, uh, punctuated by him going in and ordering some popcorn and being like, I'm, I'm going to survive only on movie theater food for 24 hours and I'm stealth camping. No one knows I'm here, by the way. Right. And everyone knows he's there. Not even my wife knows I'm here. I, I'm trying to get away from her. So I won't know. No, I think she knows because she's probably very happy to have him out of the house. But I think the training aspect of stealth camping is interesting because you could like, you could do it any time. You could do it twice a week and become the best bushcraft guy ever, you know, but then again,

like, I heard that I read this one guy. He was like, I'm going to do a stealth camp. It's in the freezing weather. He wanted it to be cold. Right. You know what I mean? So he can see if he could survive in the cold for, for, for I think 24 hours. And he is like, and I will be 30 minutes away from my house in case I give up. Yeah. I feel like that doesn't count. You say it doesn't count, but it's like, what do you want these people to die? Is that what you're looking at? Yeah, I do. Having watched a lot of them.

They got to come close to it, you know? I think it's kind of like, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to try and see if I can do this thing, but I also have, you know, a family and things like that and I don't want to necessarily put myself in a situation where I'm actually going to die. I can understand that at least. With like Kandomik, the only time he gets like uncomfortable is there's, he's done a couple where he does like a 24 hour stealth camp at the airport.

and then airport security will be like, you can't stay here. What is he? What are you doing? Yeah, he's like, what's Tom, Tom Hanks and that? The terminal, yeah. And the terminal.

I think he got kicked out of the Buffalo airport. And it's, man, like, you don't, why do you, you don't have to make everything into content. Just like to stay in a hotel. Hang out at the airport. Sorry?

I used to hang out at the airport when I was a teenager. They had a Mortal Kombat 3 machine there. Me and my buddies would go there and play and then hope some international Mortal Kombat 3 player would come through and we could beat them and show that Ohio has the best Border Combat three players. I see.

That was your idea was this is where all the guys are going to come. You know, they're going to come in from overseas and we can get all over the place. Right off the plane and show them who's who. I just, I want to say when we're talking about our favorite guys, our favorite my, Stefan,

I think you remember him, less strewd, of course, from Survivor Man. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry? Actually, he's not. I thought you were talking about Bear Grills. He is no, no, no. Ler Grisd is just as famous in Canada. Survivor Man was a Canadian version of that. And I think a better version of it and that it wasn't all completely fake.

I think he actually went out with a camera and didn't have like a whole camera crew with them. Maybe he did. Maybe I'm wrong. But it seemed at least more more real. And I was like it. I think that was just due to it being filmed in Canada. And I can also tell you what the opinion is on Les Stroud. Less Stroud.

Okay. That's the pronunciation of it. too dangerous is what they say it's that in in their mind he goes out there and he's like i'm going to starve for 48 hours like he doesn't go out looking for food he he like intentionally makes himself miserable in order to make the show interested we're like bear grills it's like sounds like this podcast yeah yeah that's fair well let's look at some stupid questions these guys asked This first one was my favorite one. Is it good practice to sterilize mud to cover a wound and a survival situation?

How do you sterilize mud? That's dirt. Yeah, mud is dirt with water. And I think this guy might be thinking of the predator films or something like that. I thought I remembered reading somewhere that if you're wounded in the wilderness, sterilizing mud with heat and using it to cover of the wound can help keep it clean and protect it. In the absence of more effective medical tools, after a few minutes of Googling, I can't seem to find anything about it. Really? I can't find anybody talking about it.

Is this guy like currently in the woods with a gaping wound using like his satellite phone? Would this be a good idea to do or a terrible one? It makes sense on the surface. No, it doesn't. It's in the world than heating up mud and using it to cover a wound. So then it becomes like clay kind of. It like hardens. Yeah, they build house. like that in some country. Sure, yeah. I am picturing in, I think it's Rambo 2 when Rambo hides in the in the wall of mud and then you see his eyes open up and then he cuts the guy's throat. Yeah. So maybe he's trying to do that. I mentioned I was thinking of predator. I think that's a big

thing because predator. They cover themselves in mud. He, Arnold does to cool themselves so they don't show their bodies. So they don't show up in the heat. Yeah. But I yeah, my putting wet dirt into my wounds would not be my first thought. Well, but so he's sterilizing it. So he's heating it up and drying the mud. And then he's covering his open wound with dry mud, which is just dirt. And you're trying to figure out how he does maybe spits in it. You know, who knows?

I don't know. He's boiling it. How do he sterilize it? I think he's thinking, I put it in a little pot. I'll put it over my fire. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then at some point, I'll be able to slather it on after it's been.

heat it up to the sterilization level. I guess what I like about this guy is that he's planning on becoming wounded at some point. Yeah, he knows how he knows how he camps and he knows that he will have wounds without it. It's so funny to be like, I'm planning on becoming wounded. I'm not going to bring any like bandages or anything. But yeah, I know there's a lot of mud out there.

I guess he's thinking, yeah, it's true. If you're even considering that bandages and stuff do not and like just a little bit of They're pretty light, I think. Yeah, really light. Don't take up a lot of room. Would be a real simple thing if you were worried about that to bring. Unless, as Stefan said, he's currently out in the wilderness and needs a fix right now. What's his username?

Lost in Wilderness 2 or something? One thing I'll say is there's no cell service out there. There's no TV. There's no computer. So maybe he's just playing with his knife. No. Some people play with their knife. Okay.

And he's got the knife out. He's got his knife out, everybody. He's got his knife. I stabbed a hole in my desk. How did you do? Well, I know how I was playing with it yesterday when we were recording something. It was during when I was on yesterday.

Yeah, because the thing went in, the knife went in. And I was like, oh, that's deep. That's not just a small hole. Yeah.

Did you have any mud? I sterilized. Well, I feel, I feel, listen, I just want to clarify that. That was when we were recording my Patreon podcast.

And so it's nice to know you're becoming so, bored with what's going on that you're just like fidgeting around with your knife and that does i can see that happening though because brian he loves to be interrupting and saying things on that okay let's go on to something is that by sorry by the way i didn't notice this yesterday was this the lego table is that there yesterday no it moves out of the way but if it's not on camera a lot of times i'll just leave it there okay all right uh i'm not even sure how you could sterilize mud in a survival situation be 100% sure you actually kill off all the pathogens. There are some nasty microorganisms that are pretty damn resilient.

So that's the first answer. And then a guy goes, could bake it inside a fire, would get it way hot. So a guy is like, yeah, okay, could take it inside a fire. We'd get it way hotter than boiling and expose it to a bunch of caustic gases. Realistically, using mud to pack a wound would be a, quote, I have nothing else to try. And if it doesn't work in the next two minutes, I'm dead kind of thing. If you have enough time to build a fire, bake and boil.

whatever some mud you have enough time to fashion a band-a-aid yeah well I wonder if this is that so he injured himself in the process of making the fire so the fire was already made and ready to go yeah I mean I've hurt myself making fire I believe that yeah I've walked through some fire I I fucking got all high on shrooms one time and I was in the backyard I was like we got a lot of fucking fire man and I didn't really have a fire pit or you said the yard just the yard that was when my neighbor hated me anyway this guy wasn't that like five years ago no that was a long time ago that was actually when my daughter was little oh this guy goes god no there's no guarantee you'll kill everything tetanospores are extremely heat resistant are you naked you're better off rip it question to ask anybody who's posting

are you naked currently you should have like a little a little tag next to like in the hockey subreddit you have like your flare which shows what team you support. And in the survival one, you should have one that's like you're naked or you're fully clothed or what you have like Donald Duck or whatever, topless. You could you can either have naked

fully clothed Donald Duck or Burt Kreischer. Those are the four And you can I'm sorry, do you think more people are camping naked now after that because that show Oh naked and a Friday. Survival guys are like

I think more people are camping afraid certainly i don't know if they're if they're naked i mean we we've i mean nudists i think i glamp nudists do a lot of camping because they're like a lot of them are like naturalists or whatever right just are out at like camp but i don't know that it's serious camping like this i'm not sure they do a lot of that well this guy goes you and his name's carrot cumin so i trust him uh he goes you absolutely can sterilize mud with heat heating above 200 degrees fahrenheit for 20 minutes will kill any and all microbial life present in soil or mud. It will not remove chemical impurities or metals, but it will make it biologically sterile. And a guy replies and goes, gardeners know.

And then a guy goes, I stand corrected on that part then. I still would never recommend or advise anyone to do so in any sort of medical intervention. And I guy goes, this is supposed to be the part where you take that knowledge that you were wrong and apply it to the question at hand instead of doubling down. Clean mud would stop traumatic blood loss. So would dirty mud for the record just look at the armless guy on Netflix's Florida man now I don't know what he's talking about there Florida man is a show

on Netflix where they On HBO okay but oh yeah that's true But Netflix and doesn't Netflix No not yet no they don't yet They're still about three or four companies Fingers crossed though Fingers crossed all the content at one place Yeah just one place and they can charge us

whatever they want for it that And I'll watch the ads too to support them You know what I mean? I do watch the ads and pay full price because I like to support. Yeah, is there a way I could pay the premium amount but still get the ads? Yeah, I do that. That's what I'm looking for.

Florida man, though, is the show where, yeah, where they... So then how do you not know what he's talking about then? Because it's not called Florida man. Number one, it's called It's Florida Man. Oh, come on. It's not on Netflix. And I don't remember a armless guy on it. So is it possible he's talking about a different show?

It's very possible. Like how there were two Fire Fest documentaries? No, but that sounds like Florida Man is the, Florida man stories and they have people acting them out and an armless man that sounds like it was something that would happen on that show. Well there is a show called Florida man. Oh, but that's on on Netflix.

Okay. And I watch that. It's a crime drama. Is that the one with Vince Vaughn? No, that's a bad monkey. Yeah, that's a bad monkey. Yeah, but he's in Florida. That's the show bad monkeys, the show that got my wife to be like, we need to go to Florida Keys. Oh, so maybe he is talking about a different, he's not talking about that. He is talking about Florida man. He's talking about Florida man on Netflix, which is an actual show, which is a crime show.

Yeah, like a mystery show or so. Well, then this guy goes, I thought my quote, I stand corrected part conveyed that I was incorrect about sterilization of mud pretty well. If not, you have my sincere apologies. I don't think they're sincere. This is such a classic Reddit argument to have. And the question was, can I put a bunch of dirt in my open wound? And as far as being applied to the question in hand, I would still never recommend it as a medical intervention. You know, the other thing I said, the one addressing the problem at hand and a guy goes, yes, in light of new evidence, you decide not to reassess the problem at hand. New evidence.

Consider the concept of a poultice. You know the problem at hand. I don't know what a poultice is. That's what the guy was thinking of, I think. That's like some medieval shit where they would put a bunch of grass and leaves and mud. That's not what I'm doing. Or just don't give advice when guessing. or full of shit or in this case.

Yeah, what are you doing on Reddit giving advice without the full knowledge of what we're discussing? Exactly. That's not not appropriate on Reddit at all. And then for some reason, he goes, voting for Ted Cruz based on disaster relief type shit. Yep. Nailed it. I don't know what that is. I don't like when they get political. I don't, but I love it. And this guy goes, sure,

urine's sterile when it comes out of the body. So piss on your mud to sterilize it. And then drink the rest, sarcasm. Thank you for the sarcasm. This guy goes probably here's a new one. Probably a stupid question. But will bears get scared by a giant microphone speaker blaring animal noises and run away? I mean, maybe actually. It depends on the animal noises, right?

And depends on the type of bear, I think. Or maybe no. But like I think loud noises because they do tell you to do that when you're when you're walking. A bell, a bear bell or whatever. And there's bear bangers as well, which are loud noise. like so loud noises hair bangers is right baby my friend porn oh shan had a video with something like that so he your friend porn or shan had a bunch of hairy big gay guys he had gay pornography as well

no hell no yeah that's what i was not his porno store i love the idea of someone coming into porno finally he gets a customer at his porno store and it's a person looking for gay porn and just like get the fuck out of my store women two women are you okay with two women this guy goes there are these air horns you can buy in case you get lost or something right make some big noise let's people know you're into vicinity now here's something i would suggest then you get an mp3 of the mgm lion row over and over again so the bear thinks there's a lion there and the lion's repeating itself i don't know a bear would know a lion is the only thing right a bear a bear would never have encountered a lion most likely but i think Distinctually, it would know this is a big creature. It would maybe think it was like a cougar or something. If it were in North America, it might think it was a cougar. And I don't think it would be that afraid of a cougar.

Sorry? Love cougars. Oh, yeah. I'm getting there's, yeah. What if you had a speaker that can record a bunch of different noises? And you record speakers don't record things, but whatever. Well, you know what you mean. And you record a like a trumpeting elephant, a roaring,

tiger, a bellowing hippo, and like 10 other different animals. And you're trying to sleep all this is playing? And wait a second. Also, we couldn't even name 10 animals. He didn't, but also those are all like African, you know, those are all animals. Very low. You're not African or Asian. I guess there are some probably areas where bears, but in North America,

wouldn't you want to use, I guess the point is there, they are the apex predator, right? The bear out there. That's the problem. Yeah. If you're if you're trying to scare a bear and you want them to like no you really just want to have like a people loudly talking. It doesn't it doesn't matter. I think the thing is it this person is getting hung up on what is making the sound and how like a bear would react to it. Like hang on a second. Is that a fucking elephant like Jesus Christ man. Those things are gigantic. That can think it could stomp the shit out of me. I think it's just the loud noise itself that is scary to a bear. That's all. A bellowing hippo?

though that's scary i mean it's scary as motherfucker hippo is scary as hell very dangerous one of the most dangerous animals around but i just don't know that grizzly bear would recognize the sound of a hippo just what you would do is you would go out you'd get a big one of those

projectors and a big screen and then it would show video of a hippo eating like put it in front of your camp yeah you don't even need it don't even need a screen don't even need a screen maybe you have it sort of you can get a 3D projector or whatever Yeah, hologram.

And then a little hologram situation where you sort of educate the bear as to what a hippo is, how large it is, and how scary it is. Maybe show some videos of it, you know, killing and eating things. And then when the bear later on hears the sound of the hippo, then the bear's like, holy shit, that's that thing I saw earlier. I got to get the fuck out of you. I like to imagine that these are the two questions are from the same guy. And he put all his money into a big speaker system and can't afford bandages. And he's worried about a bear potentially biting him. What's you going to do then, obvious.

That's where the mud comes in. I also think it's odd that he didn't suggest, listen, this is the noise. Godzilla. Play a Godzilla. Oh, my God. That was scared everyone. That was scared the fuck out of a bag. Oh, yeah, Godzilla.

Just even the stomp, like the shake stomp from Godzilla. But or, or, I mean, to be a serious, a gunshot. That might work. Yeah, just repeated gunshots. What about another bear? What about a louder bear? I guess the problem with that is then if another bear showed up, you wouldn't be able to tell what was, you would just hear the recording of the bear. And then another bear shows up and is roaring at you and you have no idea.

And it depends on if it's like mating season or whatever. It might actually attract the bear more. Yeah. Well, the first comment, first of all, are you stupid? Good question. That's a good question. It's an honest question. That question is automatically asked you when you sign up to post in the R slash survival Reddit.

The ability to make speakers make noise involves batteries, and those will eventually run out. So there is that. Second, are you stupid? The microphone and speaker are actually diametrically opposed. Microphone takes sound in while speaker puts sound out. Third, are you stupid? How would a bear from North America know what a tiger or hippo sound like? So why would they be afraid of that sound?

Fourth, are you stupid? Fifth, what is the point of this question? Sixth, are you stupid? So this guy, he's not for him. nothing i kind of i kind of i wish i wasn't on his side now i mean like i wish he wasn't sort of saying the same stuff we were because god do we sound like that he does get a reply guy goes doesn't make you feel good when you put other people down by the way listen i can i can answer that i think it does it feels great it's like my whole life basically and for that guy i think it feels

fantastic if he's saying are you stupid six times in a red of reply i think he thrives off of making other people feel. Oh, you think that's, but this guy also says, by the way, asking someone if they're stupid is a pointless question because you expect the same answer either way. Yep. No, good point. I can tell you that bears do not come near Sytrance and techno and played through a good size sound system. Yeah. No, agree. It doesn't matter what the noise is as long as it's a loud noise. I love that they're attributing it to, you know, that's like, hey, I can tell you this particular type of music will get theirs away.

Any music that has loud noises, any loud noises they'll generally stay away from. Def tones make them come to you. Yeah, deaf tones will make a, hey, what's that thing that we learned? Come to me. Oh, you know, I can't remember it now. We had a jingle for remembering how to finger bang on the bonus episode.

Right, right, right. Yeah. Been at a small camp out events where we were rocking the system 24-7 for three days and definite bear country in the sierras and no one was worried about by the way bear safe that's so fucking cool to go out in the fucking wilderness with all of the animals and just play like fucking window shaking loud music i mean that is some real they leave no trace though it's not like it's leaving you know right man i'll bet they leave a big trace oh yeah that's a good point i bet they also i'm sure it like defends a lot of the animals and scares them and scars them permanently and those people also

just probably also leave a lot of garbage. Oh, trash and stuff. Oh, so, but there is so much trash left over after a side trance event in bear country in the Cierras. Oh, yeah. So this guy goes, I'd rather run into a bear than a person in the woods. I don't know. I don't know about that.

I have heard that hypothetical of like women would rather run into a bear than just a man by himself in the woods, you know. Yeah, that's true, I suppose. That is, and it depends on the type of. bear again. I mean, black bears are less aggressive and would be less. Hey, they're more scared of you than you are on them. No, they're not. So remember that guy that went out and hung out with him and got eight on tape?

Of course, Timothy Treadwell. I've said before, well, I want one time on New Year's Eve, we're at my friend's cabin in Point Roberts in America, actually. And everyone was so drunk and fucked up. And then somebody put on Grizzly, man, the documentary. We all sat there and watched it all the way third. at a party at a party and everyone really brought down the mood right like yeah i guess and people are like high on drugs and stuff you know like ecstasy i guess you don't hear the tape at the end though no it's a funny movie because you don't hear the tape and you know the guy gets eight uh but yeah so

this is a picture of a thunder box it's a bathroom for the wilderness have you ever had to use them and it's a box and has a shovel behind it and a note i can't read read the note, but it's just a wooden box. Now, here's the fucking problem I have with this. That's the other option here. Your issue would be it's not big enough to hold one of your shit. Here's the other option. Hole with toilet paper.

That I've used. I've used that. That hole is definitely, the hole is like the size of the toilet paper. I don't think, yeah, Brian, I think you need like, you need a hole for like a corpse. Basically. Brian. Brian. Brian pulling out a job.

The jaws line. I think we're going to need a bigger hole. you were bragging about how thick your turds were before they're not as thick as a full toilet paper roll yeah but then when they coil up they're gonna coil up and i listen i'm with stephen on that i saw that size of that hole and i immediately thought that ain't gonna hold even a half of what brian's producing this guy tells a story i love this the way this starts out because it sounds like the guy's about to tell a story about like a rewarding experience he goes hiking in the adirondacks atorondacks we came across the poop hut they have guys on work release come out and dig a deep hole put the poop hut over top fills holes up dig new hole move hut i found one of the old holes they just toss a few branches over it so no one would attempt to walk in the sludge-filled mess curiosity got the better of me and i stood look i would do the same thing i think hiking and the adirondacks like a guy telling you this story this beautiful story curiosity got the better of me and i stood too close to the ground gave one way and one of my feet went down into the earth to my knee. I put it back up from my knee. Down was a brown fowl soup.

A piece of me died that day. No. He could probably get it. At least he didn't have a, like he could have put it out in a wound, you know? Oh, the poop mud.

If he had. Can we, is it possible to sterilize poop to put on my wound? To boil some poop? I can come up with tons of that. Believe me. I can squeeze that out. Pooping into a whole.

though Brian you said it's disgusting but it's the very much like if you're if you go camping you have to that's what you're supposed to do have to do it not where I camped you were you just poop on the ground no campground they had a bathroom yeah he goes to a campground right glamping there wasn't glamping trust me it was not

glamping but it was camping at a campground yeah you guys up there have like campgrounds without toilets which is insane we don't have that here we just have I bet you I'm sure you do I bet you do I bet you do you just not you would never go to somewhere i haven't been camping since probably woodstock 99 i think the last time my was woodstock 99 i haven't been camping since of course i've told the story of when

my brother's friend uh took some mushrooms and became completely um just started uh really freaking me out by saying stuff like you don't think you think you think you're better than me you think you're better than me and stuff like that and i had to sleep with like my bear maze beside me because i was so afraid that he was he's had like a mental break and it was we're out in the middle of the wilderness just him and i and it was one of the scariest things ever even scarier than being in the water with the shark in the bahamas and that was weirdly the last time that i've been camping here here's a guy that i don't know if he's being sarcastic or not because it seems like he's being straight up and everybody takes us is straight up it's more of like a chris sarcasm situation

uh never i always drive to the nearest gas station when i'm doing my off-grid wilderness survival trips. I never set up camp too far from the highway and a gas station so I can use their facilities. Sounds like he's being serious. It does to me too, but that's not what I consider survival. No, again, if he's leaving the camping area to go shit at a gas station, what's stopping him from buying snacks at the gas station? I bet he'd get some snacks. I bet he'd get some peanut peanut M&Ms. Maybe. Some combos maybe. Yeah. Yeah. This guy goes, the real survival skill is creating a sort of squatting hammock for when you've got diarrhea and it's taking a while. What?

No, you're not a real survivalist unless you're prepared for a diarrhea. Does I happen a lot? I would have met. It depends on how long you're out there. But like, yeah, I mean, if you're really having to like forage and stuff like that and you're not able to pick even what you're eating, then it could potentially have. I feel like for the diarrhea, what you could do is you could dig the hole and then lay down with your ass like in the hole sort of right it's like a seal right and then you just yeah I think that

would be but he's making some sort of hammock he well yeah he goes so basically it's relaxing back in a canvas sling wrapped around a tree leaning back and letting the world flow out of your ass is a divine experience so here's what I believe happens he has a a a sling wrapped around a tree oh and he's like holding I see and he's leaning back on that oh okay and And he's pooping. He's just sitting there taking diarrhea. That would feel really good, I think. Well, this, this question will make you, ladies, this will make you nervous.

I'm just going to say it. Date ideas. Early in our dating stage, I took my wife on a survival estate where I used tongue and cheek stage things like looking for water into ground, looking for tall foliage, which will likely be tapping into deep groundwater, et cetera. And I have a bundle of water bottles beneath the plant, looking for. for other ideas along those lines. Anyone?

So he's going for a fake. He's like set it set this up before. There's two weird things about that. Number one, you should not be taking your first date out into the wilderness. Yeah, early date. I was going to say this is really sweet.

Maybe they met in a survivalist kind of, you know, maybe they met in some way. You have to assume she's also on board with it. She's that they're both into it. But you're right. The idea of is like, yeah,

it would be what nice thing to do? for our first day would be to go out where nobody can hear what's going up. Or not on a campground. We want to go way out with a little supply. But it is, listen, that aside, I will say this is, this is the romantic survivalist. This is the guy who's just like, hey, I'm a survivalist. I'm dating a survivalist. What would be really romantic to her?

And this is kind of a, it's beautiful, actually. It's really thoughtful, actually. This guy goes stage a snake bite? okay i don't think that guy's getting the vibe of it oh it's oh it's right on the tip here you got to suck the bed of that's the next guy someone's got to suck the poison out and i can't reach yeah yeah yeah not anymore they're on the same page yeah yeah those two guys are on the same page that like this would be a good opportunity to get yourself sucked off well the next one is pretend to be on naked and afraid but have a nice tent and blankets to stuggle on so now

we're like you want to go out in the woods naked? Yeah, see, that's different. That's a whole different thing, I think. I don't know that, and especially on an early date, I think that that's really, I, I, like, went on a kind of early date. Like, it wasn't really a date, David, was somebody that I, like, was kind of dating a little bit. And one of the first thing is she's like, hey, let's go to a nude beach.

You know the one, Stefan. Oh, wreck beach. Yeah, yeah. Rec beach. And, and, yeah, that was really awkward, I will say. Like, I did it. I went. It was like her.

or friends or whatever. But it's a nice beach. It's a nice beach, but it was like, hey, we don't really know each other that well. And maybe this is comfortable for you, but I actually didn't want you to see me naked and flasked so early. That is bad. We didn't really see each other after that.

Let's check out Quora. That's her loss. She followed around, listen, she's very nice. I don't want to be rude, but she did follow a jam band, Dave Matthews band around. That's a rich one.

That's a great. Hopefully not all the way to Chicago. We know what happened there. Oh, yeah. It's true of shit. Yeah. Matthews, man.

I've never heard of somebody falling. Oh, no, they do. They have a, they have a big, uh, they have in the same way. They're,

as like, worse than fish, dude. Yeah, man, but they, they have, there's like a big,

uh, community of people who follow them around in the same. Do you think there was someone who was following the Dave Matthews band during that incident and was like such a big fan that they were like, maybe like after that happened. They were like following the tour bus everywhere and trying to time it. So they were like on a, like, you know what I mean? They wanted to get Dave Matthews shit in their mouth. Oh, man. My main guess is that the guy, if the, if the internet was as big

as it is now when that happened, I would believe that there would be a whole like group of people saying, it's not Dave Matthew's fault, dude. You know what I mean? Like the guy. I'm sure there are guys like that. Yeah. That's what I believe what happened. You guys are going to love this because I'm going to jump off right here. Go to Quar. Okay. You wake up in a forest that you're unfamiliar with. You have nothing on your person and someone with a rifle gives you a 10 minute head start before they begin to hunt you. Surviving the game.

10 minutes? Surviving the game with ice cube? Was it? No, ice tea. Ice tea. Do you remember that movie? Love that movie. Also, hard target.

Buddy, that movie, I don't know why. But yeah, I think it has like really low. Can you look it up? Stefan surviving the game. Like what the I love it. really poorly reviewed movie. John Liffgo, right? When I was a child, Rutger Hauer, Gary Busey,

F. Murray, Abraham. That is a cast. John McGinley? Wow. So what's the rating on that, though? 35% of Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, so it's not that bad, yeah, because I remember it being like I would rewatch that over and over again. I just, for something, for some reason, I loved that movie.

I watched Hard Target, probably more than that with John Claude Van Dam, which is the same thing. A rich guy's like, I'm going to hunt you, you know and then yeah good luck hunting and they're like oh i'm going to hunt you jean claude van damn like that's probably one of the worst guys to try to hunt i would rather hunt ice tea ice tea and my opinion i would think you know especially before he got involved with uh you know now he's law enforcement and so i would be concerned he to have law enforcement training and everything but at that time yeah he would have been the guy i would want to hunt but spoiler alert

they don't get him nope well let's hear dennis's answer i think you're going to like answer. I hate to be this guy on the internet because it's full of internet tough guys, but I'm here to tell you, the guy who chooses me for this little hunt just made a huge mistake. Walberg? Is Walberg? I'm not some gigantic wild animal in real life, but I am a Marine, and I've had plenty of experience and training that's going to help me more than this narcissistic psychopath hunter. Depending on how I wake up and if my wits are available at waking, he's pretty,

pretty close to me. I'm not running. I'm going to hurt him right there. And his rifle is not going to help him. He's just waiting there? His rifle is not going to help him. I think the rifle will help him a lot. The rifle if he managed to get a shot off and hit you in the face will be very helpful. Oh, you know what? This guy's saying this guy's going to regret picking me because he's really annoying to be around. Yeah. Oh, this guy's got to be annoying, right? He goes, I'm not running. The guy's just going to call off the hunt. Like, man, I'm good. I don't want to be around you anymore you go he goes i'm not running i'm gonna hurt him right there and his rifle's not gonna help him i'm also not gonna shoot him with his own rifle but he's probably gonna beg me to while i'm peeling him

like an onion starting at her christ okay so the start wait sorry starting at his penis yeah that's why you start when you're peeling a guy this guy is a genuine psychopath who is like a danger to people around him i feel like the thoughts that are going through his head this person just asked this like, you know, this weird, the silly little hypothetical, you know, and this guy's just like, yeah, I'm going to be peeling him starting with the penis. I'm going to peel the skin off of his penis and then the rest of his body. I hope he's uncircised. Well, that don't make it a lot easier.

I don't make it a lot easier to start the peeling. Because then you just sort of stretch the, yeah, okay. Maybe that's what he means is it's like, it's a smartest part to start with because it's like already kind of all. Like it's the, it's the, it's sort of like the top of the garlic, right? Yeah, it's sort of like the best starting point for peeling. Yeah, that does make sense, actually. I'm going to peel him like an onion starting at his penis. If I do have to run, it's only going to be for five minutes or less until I'm certain I'm out of his line of sight.

After that, I can avoid being tracked against his initial thoughts. Then I'm going hunting. So he's going to turn it around on him. I mean, this is what happens in these movies we're talking about. So this is just a penis thing. Unfortunately, Ice tea fucking ripping John McGinley's penis off. Unfortunately,

I've never seen a penis peeled in a movie. I've never seen a penis peel in a movie. I've seen a lot of horrific horror movies slashes. I've never seen a penis peel. I like that we are all picturing it in like the same way. Like I'm picturing him, he's laying down and he's grabbing the penis and just kind of like pulling it open almost.

I guess you could do it with his ass too, right? Probably. It's harder though. Again, if this is an uncircumcised penis, then it's like that is, a very clear cut starting point for appealing. But it's not like a mandarin orange where you can do it all in one go, right?

It's going to be more like a hard boiled egg, right? It's going to be a long process. Long process. But this guy might, listen, he said he's a Marine. I don't even know. I mean, we got to take his word for it. But I'll tell you, I think he's one of these movie, movie guys who is like his life is a movie. He's like everything he's picturing is from movies that he's seen.

Well, I think he's also picturing a bit of like hide and seek as a child because he's like, I think he assumes the guys like blindfolded and like counting to a hundred or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he's like, I'd just go five. I'd run five minutes. I would just be, he would just be there, he said. He would just be waiting there when the guy started searching. So like, I mean, and then what? He just immediately goes for his penis, I guess.

Yeah, right? He just, he rushes and grabs onto his horse skin and starts feeling. Um, rush that penis. Well, he did get some comments. This guy goes, I'm former SBS and can cause more pain with my TV. be remote control that he could with his pea shooter. He's bringing that to the woods? Well, he's saying he could if he had it.

He's just saying that like, listen, he's, this guy is such a MacGyver like guy. Again, he's probably thinking of MacGyver. And he's like that I would be able to, I could use any instrument. And he's calling his gun a pea shooter. Yeah, but it's a rifle. So I don't think it's a pea shooter.

This guy's British, though. It's entirely hypothetical. I don't know that a gun has even been mentioned in the original. He said rifle, I think. He said rifle. Okay, so he said rifle. So yeah, it's a, it's a rifle. I mean, a lot of rifles can most certainly cause death. Does the original question mention if he's uncircumcised or not? Or do they not? They did. Is that? Okay. Somebody should. This guy goes, this is the way. Army veteran here, you can't run. You have to fight. I'd feed that jackass pine cones after disarming him and beating him with his own rifle. Shoot him? Nah, that's too easy. That's too easy. These are guys who are like, I'm not going to.

This guy's trying to kill me with his rifle. If I get the rifle from him in this situation, like the other guy said, he's like, he'd be lucky if I shot him. Yeah, yeah, they're all like, I would torture this guy.

I would torture this guy. I would torture this. And sorry, this guy's in the US Army and he wants to torture it? Oh, that sounds crazy. That's fucked up. That's weird.

Somebody should tell somebody should tell his, his superior. And he'll, I'm sure he'll, he'll immediately be dishonorably discharged. and transferred to ice. We don't get political around here. That's true.

So yeah, there's another question. What's the something shocking you ate in a real survival situation or a survival training? Now, the reason. That's true. The reason I cut this one out. The reason I got this one is because I started to notice a trend with these guys all being like tough guys. Yeah. And kind of braggers.

You know what I mean? And this guy goes, it wasn't really that shocking, at least not for me. When I was an instructor in a German Army paratrooper unit, now I don't like the sound of that. How old are you? He's young. He's 95 years old. He's very young. It's just German paramilitary just is always going to make me be like, I don't know about that.

We used to take our recruits into the forest to teach them what they could find to eat there. My favorite method was to dig up a square meter of ground. and look what was crawling in there. There were mostly worms, bugs, cockroaches, and other small insects. I didn't eat them, though. I had a fellow instructor who made a big show out of tasting raw snails,

but no, thank you. The only thing I ate that might be considered a little ewe or some fat grasshoppers. They were okay. I've eaten grasshoppers. They gave me the worst shits I've ever had in my life. Really? I'm not a big, like, that does really gross.

It grosses me, the idea of like I've never eaten bugs. Well, it had taco season. on them that came in like a package yeah and and it was just like I was hungry I felt a little faint and I was handed this package of grasshoppers and I ate like three of them and my craps were just the heart they were hard I think it was like a lot of protein and it was bad and I felt sick almost immediately I can never I could never be a but like I could never oh I guess I could in a survival situation. If I was forced to, I would be able to.

But yeah, the idea, like, anyone who's eating that, like, on purpose, even sometimes I'll eat prawns or, like, shrimp, you know? It's kind of a bug. They know, that's what I mean. Like, the tail little thing on it. Sometimes that'll grow, although I do love prongs. We ate some crickets in Mexico at a restaurant. Yeah.

And, I mean, it was just like all the spices and sauce. That's all, that's doing the work, really. Exactly. Yeah, it's not the taste. It's about if it's a full cricket with the legs and all of that stuff, there's something about eating like a whole version of something in one bite and all of it. I don't know. It's something that just creeps me out a little bit of them.

They did. They did look like bugs. I think that was like they weren't like processed in any way. Other than they top taco seasoning. If you like ground it up or whatever and how to like I think I wouldn't care as much like. Yeah. Yeah. But like snakes are also quite tasty.

And you can even eat hedgehogs. You put butter. No, the chocolate ones. You can eat literally any. thing any animal you could eat just to let you know yeah you can definitely eat hedgehogs that's not surprising to me at all you put mud around them and just throw them right into a fire you just heat that mud up make sure to heat the mud uh what's the mud well you get these guys love mud they're going to sterilize the hedgehog yeah they're out there loving mud like all day they're like what else can i use mud for

that's like the main function that they have because uh the mud gets rock hard which makes the meat That's not the only thing. Yeah. Why would he get rock art? Well, it makes it easier to peel, I think. And this guy goes, here's a question. If I was to make a survival handbook, what chapters should I put in it?

I would say one, definitely one. Well, chapter one, you want to have chapter. Oh, that's where you would start, I think. Yeah, you would definitely, yeah, two, mostly. Follow by two, I think, than three. I mean, chapter one, listen, I don't want to keep, I would say, chapter one is Peter. is peeling. Chapter 2

is mud and mud sterilization. Where crap? Chapter 3 is gas station locations. Yeah. How to get the proximity to gas stations. How to get the bathroom key at a gas station without purchasing

anything. That's just three. Yeah. That is impossible these days. He goes, if you come into a survival slash shit hits the fan situation, a handbook is the least of your worries. The world Well, I think you read the handbook before. Well, I think you educate yourself before you go out.

You don't like go, oh, no, what am I going to do and go to the handbook? I think that is a bad idea. Because the world explodes and I plop down in a big comfy chair and start leaving through your book. And what do I do next? Not likely. Unless your book comes with a pack of matches or is printed on a quality role of quilted double ply. This guy doesn't understand survival books. He doesn't understand the function of a survival book.

He thinks that you have to wait until something happens. and then you have to go to the book and try to figure out what to do. Like using it like you used to use an encyclopedia. Yeah, like a dictionary or something like that. Like that's not you read a survival book to educate yourself. So when you're out in a survival situation, you know what to do and you don't have to. You know, you have that knowledge now inside of you. I looked at some reviews on Goodreads of the worst case scenario survival handbook.

Now, this is a Turlet book, really, more than anything. Okay. You know, it's like a book you keep in a bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Uncle John's bathroom reader. If you guys have a classic bathroom reader. My dad used to love those and he would always have them in the, and I liked them too. They're great.

Yeah. They're perfect. They really were the perfect bathroom book. Dr. John's bathroom reader? No. Uncle John, I think. Uncle John's, I think.

I don't even. There was like a huge. There were so many of them. It was like a bunch of crazy facts and stories and just like little sort of things that you could read and there's like short and long. stuff depending on how long it was sort of like chicken soup for the soul for the guys i read a lot of the fellows yeah sports illustrated on the toilet that was there too my dad had a sports illustrated subscription um and always had a bunch of sports illustrated there so those are the two those are literally

the two things i would read uncle john's bathroom reader and sports illustrated you open the sports illustrated when it came in the mail you'd get grounded in my house like he wanted to open it first Hmm, no, my dad, I believe, was okay with us opening it. I'm my dad. Not my dad at all. My dad was a pretty particular guy, too, but he would never have gotten mad at us for, oh, like, what pleasure could you possibly get from being the first one to open? I don't know, but he would be like, did you fucking, did you open my Sports Illustrated before I had a chance to do it? Like, he wanted to read it first.

Yeah, but that's, yeah, that seems, and I don't want to be rude to your dad, because, you know, I'm a big fan of your dad. I won't meet him. Actually, my watch now, I did like a really intense workout, and it said moderate, like, under the thing, under my intensity. Did your dad get a hold of your watch? I know. It sounds like my dad got hold of him.

Brian did a, Brian did like a really impressive workout, and he, like, told his dad about it. And his dad's like, I could do that easily. Yeah, he did. He actually said, I used to have a treadmill at the house. I don't do it anymore because I don't like exercising, but I used to do that all the time. And it was easy for him. And it wasn't easy for him. And you know he didn't do it either.

Yeah, but listen, as somebody who's done a lot of bowling, I can say that, yeah, people who are like bowling is very strenuous. And if you're a high level bowler, like he doesn't do it anymore. Yeah, because he's got bored with it. It was too easy for him to get $300. $500. Sorry? He said it's too easy and it costs $500.

Yeah, it doesn't. I know. Yeah. I told him I know a guy at a bowling alley. I'm going to it tomorrow. Are you going bowling? Oh, wow. going bowling tomorrow. I'm going to go bowling tomorrow now too, just because I haven't been in so long.

I haven't been really since my 200, my great 200 game. I haven't not been in the year 2026 bowling yet. I'm sorry to say. You think you're going to be rusty or you're going to kind of get right back into it? I think I'll be a little rusty, honestly. And it depends on, well, I feel a bit bad saying. These people may make it depends on the oil patterns and sort of. And I'm not even joking when I'd say that. it depends on where I play and if it's sort of, you know, oiled up in the way that I was used to because my ball, the flight of my ball will be different. And so I'll say this. The end of this horrible era in America, we will fly you here. And we'll do a live show in Evansville, Indiana.

100%. That's one of our first stops. We got New York, Chicago, L.A. and Evansville are, I think, the big four for live. It would be so funny to do that one first. Shane's review says, One Star, horrible. I did the audiobook and Bert Reynolds was a horrible reader. Bert Reynolds doing the audiobook for a survival guy.

Why is that so funny to me? I was just watching Boogie Nights last night, too. I haven't seen that in a long time. That is a fantastic movie. I sped it up to 1.5x and it just sounded like a normal talking. Good news is this horrible book finished faster. The guy didn't like it. But I think it was mostly Bert Reynolds fault. And that reminds me, thank God for the sped up. That was that saved me when I was forced to watch the Bill Marr and Burke Kreischer Club Random was halfway through. I realized, holy shit, I can do 1.5 or two times speed.

God, that's a real nice feeling when you're, when you're listening to something like that. You're listening to Olmard. Robert gave it four stars out of five. And he goes, hilarious bear grill style hijinks, tantamount to Stewart from Mad TV. Tantamount.

Okay, if you told me he said tantamount and then asked what the next part of that sentence was going to be. I don't think in a million years, I would ever guess it was about Stewart from Matt TV. That was the guy who was a little kid, but he was played by Michael.

Michael McDonald or whatever. And he would say, No, no. He looks like that one guy who I think you called a few times, Chris. I don't know, he's not Daily Wire, but one of those fucking freaks. Oh, yeah, no, I do know who you're talking. We just talked about him the other day. He looks exactly like him.

The guy who got sick all the time. Oh, no. That's the guy. I know who the guy you're talking about. That's the guy who in his profile, in his bio on Twitter, it was all the diseases he had. Yeah, what's his name? Can you remind the gateway pundit? The gateway pundit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just looked up, uh, Stewart for Mad TV. And one of the first questions for people ask is, was Stewart for Mad TV on SNL? The Mad TV, S&L crossover episode. They got something to read before pulling a major boner on level with evil conneval or above mentioned stup monkey. Stup monkey. Stump, yeah.

It did not cover how to squeeze water from an elephant poo or how to downclimb waterfalls in Alaska unroped. I checked. I suppose even these guys fall even these fall guys hadn't even thought of that. So this guy's doing comedy. He's funny, yeah. He is funny. Here's a four star. Hilarious.

It's like a paranoid spasaholic's dream come true. Spazzoalic. I've not heard the term spasaholic for a while. I don't like to use that word. I don't. I think spas is over. We don't do that anymore. Yeah.

We're talking about the interim from Opie and Anthony because that was his name. I see. He goes, this book takes the most unlikely events to happen to the average person and instructs obvious common sense instructions of what to do the authors must have had those kind of parents some of you will know what i mean not me i have no fucking idea what you mean uh so uh here's one i just did i have two little reviews from rotten tomato of the movie 127 hours which is i remember james james franco is it based on a true story. Yeah. This was like a really famous story. Guy who cut his own arm off. Yeah.

I remember this movie and enjoying it, but it was during a time when I was really positive about movies and I loved all the movies I saw it. Yeah. It's to say it's before James Franco was kind of like you didn't know he was big creep. Yeah. This was way before that. This was like one of his early things. This is way before you. And it's a good movie. I will say it is good. It is good. It is good. I really liked it. And I'll never watch it again. It's like Requiem for a dream. I'll never fucking watch that movie again, but I like it.

So it has really, sorry, it has really good reviews. So it has 93% and 85% audience score. So this is, it was a very highly rated movie. So the first guy I got is Jeff. He gave it two stars. Hmm. It felt like it took 128, seven hours to finish this.

A guy is stuck in a hole. God. You know, when he came up. with that he made the connection to the title of the movie yeah yeah that felt good i just love the idea of like a guy stuck in a hole like who cares the whole movie's a guy stuck at a fucking hole that's the point of the fucking movie dude run time is one uh swift one hour 34 minutes as well so if it felt that long it was a very it's a short that's a very short movie yeah so he really didn't enjoy it they should have made it 127 minutes yeah we would yeah

this opportunity certainly that's a huge stretch if there was only in though you they've had padded out with 30 more minutes that's kind of tough to do i mean it's just a guy in a hole you guys ready for a huge laugh yep yes it's a two star one okay now you got to wait to the last sentence because that's the punchline i know i know i know i know jokes i know jokes should have been called the quote james franco show okay that is funny though that's also true because it's like they were showing a lot of him in the movie if yeah if i recall it was mostly just him. Oh, the main character is kind of in this movie a lot. This main character that's about a guy, a true story about a guy who was completely isolated and had to save himself. It's really featuring the main actor a little too much. He goes, ugh, why so many high ratings? Oh, I get it. High ratings. Tushay James Franco fans. Well done. Oh, James Franco around this time was in a lot of like stoner comedies. Because of stone as a stoner. And so. And well, it's at the Stone in this one was a little something a little different. Oh see this guy didn't even draw that

connection. That's a moron. He's a fucking idiot. That would have been a huge tag to lay down on that joke. Can you reply to that guy with with that? Can you reply to him? No, because it was kind of weird because he's like what what's with all the high reviews and so he said that and then he's like, oh, I get it high reviews. But I wasn't even trying to make the joke. But it's like a joke on his own comment or whatever. Set himself up. Norris joke. It's like. It's like. Norris joke. It's like. It's like. like a good Chuck Norris. He set himself up for a great joke there. All right. This is from R slash naked and afraid. I don't know that show. Pardon my ignorance. He drops off into wood naked.

That's it. That's it. For days. It's like alone. But they're naked. Alone I used to watch. It's alone, but I think there's a film crew in this one.

And there's two of them too. Because alone you're dropped off. You're filming yourself. I fucking love alone. Alone is really good. I used to watch that a lot. That and Survivor Man were my two big. What about Man Tracker?

Remember Man Tracker? You should watch that on a stream someday. Man Tracker is good. That's a Canadian show too. Man tracker was, wow. The guy was on the horse, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And it was the fakesest thing you've ever seen. Yeah, it was really, really fake. I remember Shane Done, former NHL or Shane Done was on an episode of that once. That's badass. It's 2006. Phoenix Coyotes. Phoenix Coyote. That's right.

We're going to watch Man Tracker on a stream someday. Do you think the survival is masturbated on their challenges? It must be hard to go 60 days without rubbing one out, especially around naked women all the time. It would help the time go by faster. So they're usually the dropping dude and a woman off, Nate. Yeah, is this guy jacking off to the other woman on the show? I mean, that's what you're, are you by yourself when you're dropped off? No, you're dropped off two people, I believe.

Two people. Yes. And they know each other. A man and a woman. And I don't believe they know each other. Okay. So this guy is a very horny guy. It's not surprising.

There's a lot of horny guys online. And he's basically saying, hey, if I were, if I had a chance to see a naked woman in person, I only see them, you know, half clothed when I go to my weekly lunch at Hooters. And so now to see an actual naked woman in front of me, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from masturbating. I suppose it depends on how much you masturbate. I think maybe people, if you're out in the wilderness and you're trying to survive,

that other things might like take precedent over masturbation. You know, like you might be more focused on that stuff and you might not be feeling But see, you're there for 60 days. I mean, I think you do it at least once probably, right? Yeah, I mean, listen, I would say most likely I would masturbate during a 60 day period, but I just don't know how I would feel if I was out in the wilderness and I was worrying about surviving. Yeah, because at the events of each couple's journey, because it's a couple, right?

Like an American reality series that airs, each episode chronicles the lives of two survivalists who meet for the first time naked and are given the task of surviving a stay in the wilderness for 21 days. Each survivalist is allowed to bring one helpful item, such as a machete or a fire starter. How about a pocket pussy? Bringing one of the. ones where it's like the full torso. Yeah.

The vibrating torso. It's scaring off bears. It's a man and a woman and you show up with your fucking disembodied torso. My one item for naked and afraid is my giant boots t-shirt. This is actually modeled off Madison Ivy's pussy if you know her. Saying it to the other. Oh, you don't. this guy goes i think some people here need to watch more videos from contestants but yeah some of them

admitted to solos and even some duo work on the show so sometimes they've they've had sex with each other why wouldn't you you're two naked people you're well 21 days what else you're gonna fucking do well i don't know that what if you're not attracted to the other person i mean that's highly unlikely uh this guy goes uh do a work tell us more I need details. Oh, come on, man. You know, it's sex. Like, you know, pussy and vagina.

Sex. Standard shit. The guy goes, same. I need info on which contestants helped each other out in the privacy area. Oh, I see. I need to be able to look at their faces. Oh, and then picture it.

Yeah. You know, you can just do that without hearing it. You could just imagine it. That's how your imagination works. But they need to know which ones actually did it. So they jacked each other offer. They fucking, you never know, really. That's what I need more info.

Did you jack each other off? Did you fuck? Did you 69 out there? You know what I mean? Well, they're naked. Naked, I would think that having sex or like, just because you'd have to find a good area where you could lay down on. Make sure there's a bunch of sterilized mud around.

You need to be sterile. This is one. This is a comment. E.J. hinted that he rubbed one out every morning before his partner got up. He didn't want to poke her. Bill Maher style. Bill Maher talked about how he couldn't just have it.

He couldn't go on without masturbate. He had to masturbate every day when he went to bed and every in the morning, like when he was a fully grown man. This guy goes, I was asking myself that sometimes. But even if the answer is yes, so what. I hope one day I get to go to the challenge. I may come back here and talk about it. I hope one day I get to go masturbating the world. You can do that anytime you want.

they allow it i mean don't go to a metro park but i mean you know if you live in the wilderness though i think you got to go way out into the wilderness definitely because i do think as we talked about you know you can imagine like maybe a woman is out hiking or whatever and then comes across this guy who's furiously masturbating you want to make sure that you're like in a private area we want you 200 yards off the trail yeah that would be scary to it would be scary to come upon somebody who was masturbating out in the wilderness is definitely i would hate it yeah there was a park by our house that we called a pickle park and like you couldn't even go there without being accused of jacking each other off yeah we i talked

about it at stanley park about how stanley brock central park there's stanley park that there's a place in where we we went out for a walk and we stayed out a little bit too late on the walk and then we came back and it was dark and there were guys actually masturbating like in the shadows of this trail and it was a horror movie. It was a horror movie that I was in. The wanking dead. The wanking dead. That's right.

This guy, this person goes, no, let me guess you're a male teenager. The contestants are starving, uncomfortable, too hot or cold and possibly ill. These usually override any interest in sex.

No, no, no, no, no, I just want to be clear. If I was sick, I'm still,

I could still jack off when I'm sick. I could fuck sick as fuck, dude. Now I feel, I agree with this person, though, that I know what you guys are saying, but like, you're just so,

uncomfortable and there's so much other stuff on your mind that I just don't know that you would be thinking about. Yeah, like I guess I'm if I'm homesick, I could jack off. If I'm in the wood sick, I'm probably not. Yeah. I mean, my one item would be coveralls. I don't think you can do that. I don't think you can do that. Can you? No, but you know, it would be cool if a guy came and he had a full car heart cover all. I was like, no, I'm fine. I would hate, I think being naked is the worst thing in the world. Seriously. I talked about it on the nudist episode. I hate being naked so much. I think that's why I wear my shoes all day. Yeah, I don't mind being naked. I would never be naked out in front of people or whatever, but like, unless you're on a first aid. This guy goes personally, I think sex on

the brain depends on the person. If you're running around naked regularly and seeing members of the opposite sex, yeah, you might not be excited, but I for one would get a raging heart. on laying down next to a naked woman I hadn't been with. This guy's just posting this. That's so crazy. I, for one, would get a raging heart on if I laid, just laid down beside a woman. It was near a naked woman. If I was just near a naked woman, but it has to be someone that I've never, like, had sex with

before. I rented around. Or Matt. Yeah. Wouldn't it get you more horny if you had to have sex with? I don't know. I'm just. It's funny to imagine.

imagine like this guy being out there. He's like, I got, I got to do something real quick. And he goes and jacks off and he comes back and he just immediately hard again. He's like, like she's building a, she's building a,

a lean to and he keeps sticking into the woods. Yeah, she's building doing all of the stuff. His hard cock is knocking the lean two. He keeps knocking things over. He's like trying to dip it into cold water. This guy goes, the first night did it all.

in the night before a shit hits the fan as soon as we meet. So he's like, I'll stay in a hotel. Right. Night before. And I'll completely jack myself off for all night. And then I won't get myself off for 21 days. Like do enough jacking off. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pre jack. I feel like as an adult that's really as like a as like a teenager, you know, you could get away with jacking off. off like a lot in a 24-hour period. But now, your refractory period is definitely a lot lower when you're younger.

But you never know. We are, who knows how old these people are who are posting, but they have a teenage brain definitely a lot. Sure. Yeah. This guy goes, I'm sure Morning Wood made the occasional appearance.

And the guy replies and goes, I would rather rub one out starving than have a boner on TV. They cover the banners. Yeah, they're not going to show it on TV. You could tell if. You could tell, though, right? But they're literally, the blur is like long. Yeah, the blur is like up.

The blur is blurring up. Yeah, up to your belly button. That's actually so seeing the guy getting hard and it's blurred out and you're like, and the blur down there. Seeing the blur is moving up and then swinging a little bit. I mean, the first time you meet somebody in the woods and you're naked and assume you're flaccid, you're not, you don't have a heart on at that point. I can say I was at the nude beach.

I experienced that. I was around a lot of nude people. And it was like this first time that I had seen this person naked. And I did not become instantly hard or hard at all. It's not a very arousing situation. This is a strange comment, by the way. Yeah. Listen to this.

Gary just had a Facebook story where he said that during a challenge, he masturbated three times onto a hide that Jeff gave him. So I don't know who Gary and Jeff are. I guess the contestant. He jacked off into a hide. Yeah, why did you jack off on literally anything out there? Jack off onto a fern. Yeah.

I like that. Yeah. I like thinking about that. Why do you like thinking about that? They'll come just rolling off of a fern. Rolling? Yeah. Rolling, rolling.

You know, uh, here's a, here's a question. Mother and tongue. I just got reminded of the way how you opened this episode. singing. Oh, yeah, I forgot of a fiance. That was good.

That was good. Because I'm talking about survivors. All right. Here's a guy. This is off our Bushcraft. Okay.

He goes, I hate the shelters that people make in the park near me. I'm going to show you a picture of it. Okay. So you guys get,

you guys get the privilege of seeing. Yeah, I would love to because I want to picture what kind of park. Okay, so this is like a wooded area. Yeah,

it's a park. It's a park, but it's not just like an open park. It's like, It's like a forest. It's a forest. Yeah. And somebody's made, you know, sort of tossed together a little bit of a, it's a bunch of

I guess you call it a lean to. I guess it's rudimentary. It's very rudimentary. It would not protect you much from the elements. It's more just for fun. Now, I can say the old place I used to live in Stefan, and there's a place down in a park where somebody has built a very, it was a guy from Brazil, actually. He built it like for his daughter.

and it's this really great, like square, like hot that he built out of all sticks. And the community loves it. They'll go decorate it like at Christmas. It has like a little thing for Santa letters and stuff. Very, very well received by the community. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. This guy goes using one broken tree as the center support pole right under another broken tree.

And then he posts the face palm. Face palm. That's what you were trying to do there. You're going like this. Because I don't face palm, guys. I don't know. It's like like that. Oh, I thought it was.

No, it looks like you have a nosebleed. Yeah. I'm drinking like Damon. That's a crisp. That's such a far off. That's just a reference to again, my, my,

a story you told about your friend who would put a beer bottle in his sleeve in class. Right. We heard about this yesterday. And then he would pretend like he was doing like a face palm kind of thing. then he would drink the whiskey. Yeah.

It was whiskey. Well, yeah, it was booze. It wasn't beer. I thought it was beer. No, it was booze. It was like a, he's drinking. I don't remember the liquor in the morning class at school. Yeah, also the morning class, because the way our school worked is like you can either come in at 830 or 7.30.

Yeah. And my grades were so bad. I had to come in at 7.30 and stay until it was over because I wouldn't graduate, which I didn't even end up graduating. so it was kind of a waste of a waste of time for a year yeah should have slept in yeah i know i ended up having to go to summer school i'm so glad i never never did summer school you're glad you never met queber then because he went to summer honestly that's that's not true i wish you wanted to be you i wish i could have met quiver i would have loved him i honestly would i make fun of you a lot or when i was a kid when i was like that age i would have been like i would have been like oh quieber let's go

fucking let's get fucked up this weekend you want to go like throw some fucking rocks at like you're gonna steal a canoe out of yeah i would i would be i'd be doing that shit with you i'd be like yeah let's go out into the marsh we spent a lot of time in the marsh but by the dyke which of course if you guys know what that is it's not what you're thinking yeah yeah but we we yeah we spend a lot of time out there you know mischief doing mischief drinking and smoking weed and stuff so i think i would have got along really well with we used to go in the woods there was a place called devil's ditch. Yeah. And famous, it was called devil's ditch because the rumor was they do satanic stuff. They're Satanus running around back there. That's what everybody said.

Even my parents were like, do not go in. It was called the trails. Do not go into trails. There are Satanus there. If you don't get caught by the Satanus, the farmer is going to shoot you with rock salt out of a rifle. Not a bullet. Rock salt. That was always the rumor. But we were like, fuck that guy. You know what I mean? So we would go out there. We build. like a lean to one time i think the dumbest thing we did out there was like we didn't have a gun but we had bullets okay and we lit a fire and we threw all the bullets in the fire and then we ran and climbed up trees oh you told me that you told me that well this is what the there's a guy we watch on go off kings called tony yo man who uh told a story about how he went to the back of a mcdonalds

when i think i don't know if he was working there or his friend was working there and he threw bullets in the deep friar to see what would happen Yeah. And they exploded. Yeah, of course. And yeah. And hot grease got all over his friend. Really? Yeah. I mean, it was cool to go out there though because we could like openly like we're 14 and we're openly like smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Drinking alcohol. Like hey, you know what I mean? We're like we're having the best time of my life out there. There was a place called Gary Point, which was like in Steveston where I grew up and it was in the marsh. But it was this whole big huge like way off the street, you know. So you could go all. off way out into the water and like light a fire and do whatever you want. And the police would really never come out there unless you were. I mean, if we were throwing bullets into a fire and they were going off, they would probably come. But yeah, they would never, you could be really loud because it was no houses around there.

Yeah. Yeah, we go out there. Pornoshaun had his quad. So he'd come out there right on his. That's badass. I mean, he, listen, the guy had motor, like the guy had a dirt bike and a quad. And quad is fucking cool. I wish one of my friends had a quad.

I mean, maybe not. Maybe we would have gotten hurt possibly. He would not let me drive that thing. Smart. That's probably for the best because now you're here today. Well, I told you about the time I drove his dirt bike.

Yeah. I got on his dirt bike and they were like, yeah, you know how to use a clutch? And I was like, yeah, of course. I didn't know how to use a clutch. No, yeah. And I stayed in first gear the whole time.

So I'm riding this dirt. and it's going maybe 10 miles an hour. It's like, and they're like, hit the clutch and I'm not listening. And there was a bank up on the thing. Right. You want to have speed for that, probably. Yeah. And I tried to do it and I just was like clunk and fell down.

The dirt bike was on top of me and they had to come. Sean and Fred, his dad had to come and save me. It was very, very fun. This guy goes, this looks like kids doing kid things. They took all the wood that would rock its individual places and gathered it throughout in one place if it bothers you that badly take it down it's not a feat of engineering it'll probably crumble quite easily no he's right though it's not nothing we saw the photo of it's nothing to get angry about it's not like it's like destroyed the beautiful forest or anything like well

that you're you're gonna get a lot of pushback on that and this this guy goes uh i'm genuinely shocked that anyone into bushcraft would be upset at some children playing in the woods then he gets a reply. I mean, it's irresponsible and dangerous. I built plenty of forts as a kid. I reap the consequences. It was on forestry land and private land, though, not some small public park. Guy replies, he goes, I'm not upset there were children playing in the woods. I'm upset of the lack of safety and creating a hazard for other children that are going to play in it as well. It didn't look like a hazard, though. It didn't, you think it was like someone's going to go inside and it was going to collapse? I mean, they'll die. Maybe, but maybe, but to me, but to me, it,

looked it looked like it was just shoddly put together but not in a way that it was going to collapse the sticks weren't even that big no it didn't live if it you would live you'd get cut up a little bit yeah unless you're a baby so don't put your baby kill a baby probably yeah don't put your baby in there yeah yeah don't out playing in the woods he's like look at that puts his baby yeah he's yeah he's like there's a perfect place to put my baby so i can play more you know cover the baby in some mud yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't want to play more in the woods, but I got this fucking baby with me. I wish it was some sort of like, you know, it's a little bit windy.

I wish it was some sort of a, you know, a fort type situation I could put my baby in. I mean, like 90% of my friends had a baby at like 16th. Is that true? A lot of them did. Yeah. At Groveport, there was a class to teach teen parents how to be parents. And it was full. It was like bunches of them.

I guess it's good that they had a class. It's good that they had a class. everything but yeah no I don't I'm trying to think I think maybe there was like one person in my high school who uh became pregnant like in high school and had a kid I remember but it was definitely not a widespread thing it was so much it was any of your friends so who like any of the people you've mentioned yes I have uh hold on Sean had a kid pretty young but I think he was out but uh the guy that's a flat earth or katie's brother that hates me yeah two before he graduated high school Okay.

We had a son and a daughter. But nobody that we know like Theo or the main man Aaron or anything like that. He wasn't having sex, brother. Okay. Well, I don't know. Not like me. Yeah, but Aaron. I got laid so much more than Theo.

But Aaron was getting laid all the time. Did he? He didn't have any kids. He started at 12, man. He got such a fast start. He used to come out to. That's young enough that it's not even really cool. Right.

when we were like teenagers he would come he'd be like he's gone all day and he'd come and meet us hanging out in the street like we did because we used to hang out the street all day and uh he would come up and he'd turn around and he'd pull his back of his shirt up and he'd have scratches all over his guy yeah yeah he's like yeah you know what I mean like I really I really did it good yeah and then his girlfriend would be like, he really did it good. Like he was, listen, if it comes down to the sex. This kid, this child could fuck. If it comes down to the sex part, Aaron was way ahead of me in that department.

Yeah. Like the whole time. You know what I mean? I'm still ahead of them in all other departments. This guy goes, I'm not, this guy goes, you must, this first guy goes, disassemble if you're concerned. And he gets a reply from a guy that's like, you must have had a fun childhood. And then he replies, I had a childhood that involved stupid.

decisions yielding predictable outcomes broken bones and lime disease standard childhood broken bones and Lyme disease that's that's a standard childhood and he got the he gets a reply he's like that's not fun hmm he goes Jesus fucking Christ I'm not anti outdoors I'm anti entitled to ask people wrecking our public lands because they watched a YouTube video showing a fucking fort build edit it's obvious this redid has had a recent influx of preppers go back there they hate preppers wow i forgot to give you guys editing the post oh my god yeah i forgot to give you guys that bit of information these guys hate preppers you think they would get along with them see you would but the thing is these guys are kind of about not prep like like yeah yeah oh i see yeah you know what i

I mean, like seeing what we can do with little preparation, how much I can push my body with yeah, like the mud guy, I guess. Yeah, exactly. But I just can't imagine these people, this guy getting mad about this. Like I said, it's happened in my old neighborhood and people could not have been, they loved it. They just loved the idea of this. He's so mad about it because he goes, somebody is a deleted comment. And he goes, yeah, I did.

And they failed spectacularly. And I got Lyme disease. harder. This guy just keep saying he got Lyme disease from building a fort. He goes, okay. So by your logic, no one should be able to have that type of childhood anymore, all because you decided your dumbass got hurt. No other dumbass kids should get hurt.

Getting the buy your logic in the, it's so funny, obviously like Felix's name and everything, but like just hearing that in the wild in 2026 is so funny. It is. Your logic. Yeah. And he goes, well, kids shouldn't get hurt. Adult humans shouldn't degrade the environment. anything else?

Putting a bunch of sticks into a pile is not degrading the environment. Yeah, this guy's got a whole different view of everything than I do. Yeah, yeah. If they saw the stuff we built, man, we built the craziest forts. We probably built the best forts, I would guess. And you don't think, I mean, it's often. We didn't do a lot of outdoor forts. We definitely didn't.

We would get stoned a lot and use our amendments. imagination to like imagine that the places that we're in were like for but we didn't do any of the building we just like built in our minds do you guys ever do pine cone wars yes those are fun we definitely did pine cone wars and we definitely had all kinds of like games that we would play out there and stuff but i did i did a lot of indoor forts you know and i did love that just blankets and pillows and that type of thing i saw charlie was building his first fort recently charlie built his first fort recently he does love to go inside something like he'll bring you into like the closet in his room, you know, and close the door. And then if you try to leave, he'll just get like extremely angry with you. And it's like, well, we're not doing, you know, I'm thinking like, we're not doing anything in here. You know, we're just sitting there.

Yeah. We're standing here in the dark. Like, we're not playing or anything. We have all your toys are out there is what I'm not saying it, but I'm thinking. And then I'll try to be like, hey, you want to go out. And he's like, what are you talking about? Like, you know, he's like, why would you, what do you mean? Get the fuck back in here.

we're standing here inside this closet and i think that's a similar thing to just for it's kids love that they love going into like a little area where it's like feels like they're enclosed and safe from everything when i was to stay at home dad uh i would wake up Gwen would wake up of whatever fucking times you got early you know what i mean of course because they can't fucking sleep a normal amount of time and brian uh as i've learned wakes up much later than i do despite the fact that he is three hours ahead. Chris, you and I are early risers, though. I'm an early riser. I was up at 5 o'clock this morning.

And I don't think, I don't, what time did you get up? 9.9.30? See, I can't. When I wake up at 9.9.30, it feels like I'm like sick. I was on the treadmill at like 10.15. So that's a lie. I think that's a lie or else, wait, why didn't you turn your notifications on this morning that I was trying to reach you and you had your notifications turned off until like fucking nine o'clock my turn them back on? But it should automatically, you can set it so it automatically.

Oh, I don't said anything automatic. Yeah, because, yeah, that makes sense. But yeah, in my head, I was like, holy shit, it's like 12 o'clock Brian hasn't woken up yet. I actually did the thing. I very rarely do this, but I did the notify anyways. Wow. Yeah, I was on the treadmill probably because I hit it and then I saw your. I pushed it through.

And that was about me having to come on the show. That was about you about the fact that, hey, we had somebody cancel. What would you like to do? And I needed to, you know, I wanted to be able to reach. out to Stephen. So that's why it was so late, Stefan. Oh, because you have to ask Brian's permission. I'd ask Brian's permission to have you on because he asked it 100% on the time. Because I know that Brian and you guys, you know, you have a tumultuous relationship. No, we're disgusting brothers. Well, that is true.

Stop making references to my page. I love being. That's very few people have listened to. Me and Stefan, me and Stefan should start the Disgusting Brothers podcast. That's a good idea. off. Yeah. This guy goes, bro, you're acting like... He becomes way more success than I'm like. Bro, you're acting like nature's not capable of restoring itself. Should we tell landslides to stop happening because they clear entire mountains and forests?

Guy replies, he goes, that's a facetious observation. Just because wildfires can occur naturally doesn't mean we should be setting off fireworks in public forests with a band. And we did that. Sean's dad would buy fireworks because he's a trucker. and we would shoot bottle rockets at each other. I don't know why this guy's dad. Well, I do. But his dad was a trucker,

so he's gone days away. Oh, so he would bring the fireworks back from other stats or whatever. Legal places because they were illegal here until very recently. And even now, it's like safe and saying. It's like, get out of here.

This crappy fireworks. No, I don't think it actually is. I think we have like a full on. You're allowed to have any kind of fireworks you want, except for like, maybe dynamite you know what i mean they're not like right this guy goes fireworks aren't found in nature logs and branches are and he goes but your claim is that what people do in the woods doesn't matter because

nature will readjust itself patently false so this guy's very mad and finally because you ask if you guys had listening were had seen the structure you would be like what the fuck how could a grown man get mad about this it seems impossible it's just a pile of sticks yeah here's a question. This person says mother and son survived 10 days in woodlands, thanks to bear grills. So I'm not going to read the story. It is a mother and son who got lost in the woods and used some information to survive.

Okay. They got from Mambors as well. They probably ate a turd drank each other's pee. Yeah. Farted. I don't know why that helps, but I just. I hope the son was able to jack off. That's all.

He did he did he did he did like those fake you know those I was obviously really fake and gave bad advice on some things. But I'm guessing that Bear Grills did have some like basic survival stuff that he would impart on the audience that could be helpful. I know Survivor Man was very helpful. And like there's a lot of stories of people talking about how like Survivor Man stuff they learned on that help them to actually survive in the wild for sure. Well, I get to reply for all the armchair. survivors here. Bear Grills has forgotten more about survival than you've ever known. It shows may be fake and few of the tips he gives are downright irresponsible, but he has survived and been in more survival situations than you can count,

especially before he got famous and started doing entertainment. The man climbed Everest and is an ex-S-A-S for crying out loud. P.S. Lest Stroud went out-survive him, though. But I wouldn't... Thank you. Huge respect to this poster. posted by c james he goes but i wouldn't mind having either one of them with me in a survival situation provided there are no cameras he wants to jack off he wants to fuck them yeah yeah he

must make sure there's no document day their grills and less drought i think bear grills makes more i don't i don't remember but i think bear girls is kind of a handsome guy less Stroud was like a classic Canadian survivalist looking guy, you know? This guy goes, I would love to hear more about the techniques they used to survive other than the water off. To fuck each other. Me and Les Trout and Bear Grills are going out in the woods for a menagerie twas. We're going to do a train running a train.

I love the idea of somebody listening to this episode being like, man, you know, they do some nasty content, but hey, here's one that we can listen to. do it not we could listen to this one with the whole family well but i think you see who the guest is maybe in there true yeah i mean that happens to db sometimes he'll play it around his son and he's like this is a safe one yeah and then we'll talk about jacking each yeah you'll i think you learn after little landmines i feel like none of them are safe literally no episode is safe from our disgusting brains yeah he goes uh i'd like to make fun of bear as much as the next guy but maybe this goes to show that a sensationalist show is the one these folks watch rather than Ray Mears or less

drought. Although we can mock bear and critique his show, he may have reached a wider audience and save lives with his sensationalist episodes on handsome appeal. Please don't drink your pee. And then finally, he goes, it's a bit like people performing CPR after watching it done on a soap opera. Some things you only need to see once and get the working principles. So that's the end of Survivor guys.

I've old guys. The same thing. No, no, that would be different. Survivor guys are probably guys who are into the TV show. The TV show Survivor, and you know who would be a great guest for that, the character from the movie Send Help. She's a huge Survivor fan. Is she really?

Yeah, that's like the premise of the movie that she's like made fun of by her boss and she's like kicked around and stuff. But then they end up on this island and she's like obsessed with Survivor. So she knows all this survivor, survival stuff from that. Yeah. Hey, if you want to watch a good survival movie, uh, watch send help. I, I watch a very, very good. Three movies I want to see right now. Oh, I want to give one update real quick. Oh, this is hot. I had to buy a new chair. Okay. Because I found out that my chair was pounding the

floor when I leaned. You were mentioning this. Yeah, but what it was actually that loud. It must have been the land. The lady, the people behind me complained. No, the people below you complained about these are your awful. We talked about them, I think, on last week, or maybe the week before with DB. But no, I think those people are crazy, Brian, because I can say I edit the audio for the podcast and I would know if it was really loud. It would pick up on the microphone if it was really loud. It was not really loud. Those people are fucking crazy. They were also complaining about you talking. Well, that got fixed because like, listen, when we did it. During the day, they were complaining. or when you were streaming during the day and when I'm streaming. And they called somebody over to listen while we were doing a show.

Yeah. And the person was like, it does sound like you're kicking or pounding your foot or something like that. And then I just bought this new chair. They haven't complained since then, but you want to hear something? They're down there banging all the fucking time. I can hear them banging on the wall.

And I'm like 50% like, I should fucking call and complain. You should. You should start a huge rivalry. That's why I'm not. Yeah, don't do that. Basically make the situation untenable for everyone living there. Yeah, don't honestly.

If you can, if it's not too bad, but you could, I think you're fair to like say to them, hey, can you got, you're being a little loud down there. Yeah. And now we're even. Now we're even. My new chair. My new chair fixed it. It really did. Do you think the chair was like bouncing or something?

Yeah, it was weird because when I would lean forward, it would go like that. Oh, like it. Okay. All right. Well. And now when I lean forward, it doesn't do. that. So my new Han ignition chair. They didn't real they don't even realize that they actually allowed you to do your favorite thing and that is to buy something that cost a lot of money. I know. That's what

I was saying. I was like man, now over the past two years, I'm in like $700 of chairs. Because that chair that you had before is an expensive chair. Yeah, that was cheap though. That was like 200 bucks. Oh, okay. Right. What do you got? Now they're pounding right now. Really? Give them a little kick. Give them a little pop, pop, pop. I'm not going to. do that on ignition is my chair brian using the neighbors as an excuse to just buy a bunch of expensive shit the neighbors say the tv is too quiet we need a better speaker yeah we're gonna yeah they said that they that they're bothered by the fact that the sound is like coming from the tv in one isolated area and maybe it would be better if it was like a surround sound spread it out

spread out a bit yeah yeah never said anything about the tv or anything so whatever i i just was given an update i fixed the problem on my end Thank you, Brian. Thank you, Brian. Oh, I heard that. I did hear that. That's crazy. I can hear that.

What are they doing? Yeah. Oh, my God. They do it all day and all night. They were doing it last night at like 9 o'clock. That's actually fucked up that they would make that much noise and then have a complaint about you talking in the day. These people sound awful. That was so, like, we should not be able to hear that.

I hate your downstairs neighbors. I don't even know them and I fucking hate them. You know what you got to get. you got to get yourself some Satanists downstairs. The Satanist next door. I haven't heard a goddamn weight, nothing from them ever as quiet as can be. They're doing like rituals.

All right. Stefan is from the go-off kings and blocked party. And I hate this team, the hockey podcast. Well, I hate this team. You guys talk much about the Blue Jackets. I know.

They talk about the Vancouver Canucks, and it's got to be a real good time for that podcast. Well, yeah, I've made this comparison before, but going from the Canucks to like, the Canadian men's Olympic team is like if you're watching the worst movie in the world and then there was an intermission two thirds of the way through where you got to watch a good

movie. Yeah. And then you come back to the worst movie ever. And then you come, yeah, right now for those who don't follow sports, the Canucks are hands down the worst team in the NHL. They've traded away. Which I like. I like that they're bad. And that exactly. It's called I hate this team. So it's like perfect for you guys. I, yeah, maybe we should go to a game, Stefan. I would I would, well, I'm trying. I just already said I wouldn't go to a game this year because I don't want to I guess we could buy the tickets on the secondary mark what if I buy them what if I buy them oh well then I could go and I bring you and then you don't pay any money for because I think it would be fun to go to go to a game okay sounds good

Brian there we go there we guys tickets for a conduct's game thank you Brian I really am going to buy you guys tickets for a conduct game if you want it that's so great that's so great no thank you so much but you don't have to do Brian you have a family yeah what are they it's so loud all right we'll see you all next week we'll see you all Are you going to say bye? Holy shit. That was so, it was crazy. That is actually crazy how loud it is.

Is it a washer dryer maybe? No. And it's like thumping. Yeah, something. All right. We'll see you all next week. Just wanted to let you know I was in the right here. Goodbye.

Bye. Bye.