Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 165 - Disc Golf Guys with Jane Ost

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

See us live on 6/5 at The Royal Theater in Toronto! Get tickets here https://www.theguysery.com/ This week on Guys we do a big one, Disc Golf Guys. We had our friend Jane Ost from the Batting Around podcast came on to talk about a dramatic group of guys. There is blackmail, crapping, danger and the tough guys on the frisbee links.  Note from Chris- I was so confused when Bryan called me a 'bokey' off the top, but I realized in editing that he was meaning 'bogey'. There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201  

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian, the ace of the podcast. I have Chris here, the not the bogey, I guess, of the podcast. I don't know. I don't know what that means at all, so I have no idea. It's a golf thing. We're not talking about golf, though. Yeah, but it is also a disc golf thing.

I would imagine they, now I'm interested, I don't know that much about it, but they probably have a lot of the, why did you look at me like that? Yeah. Let's get Jane on. We got Jane Aust on the show. Hey. Chris, me back. Let me just say this. You, I don't, I don't know where Jane is, right? Yeah. But you live in the most hippie place, I bet you, in this whole episode. Minneapolis. That you live in Minneapolis. That's not as hippie as Vancouver, though. You know what I mean? I think we do, we do have a lot of hippies here, definitely. And listen, we've got a lot of disabilities. golf places. Oh, I know. You guys got a real problematic one that we're going to.

Oh. Haven't read an article in a long time on this show, but there was an article that was fantastic. See, I know I've seen like a lot, you know, like I'll see them and stuff. I think sometimes they're on like a real golf course. Right. That's like the way that they'll do it sometimes. Yeah. How would you do that?

I feel like there are like on pitch and put courses. Sometimes they'll have disc golf as well on them. Maybe I'm wrong about that. But yeah, public par nine sort of place. Yeah, exactly. And yeah, like a nine hole par three. But yeah. Yeah, I feel like I've never been to one.

I've never played before. So I have no, yeah. I've played. You have. I've only seen like dedicated disc golf courses. I've never seen it on a golf course. I actually, I used to sell disc golf stuff. Nice.

When my high school job, I worked at a paintball shop. It was one of my high school jobs anyway. And we had a big disc golf section. And that was like, I don't know, like pretty quickly it became more popular than the paintball stuff. Insane store, Jane. Truly insane store. What are you selling like what type? What are, is it other than the discs, is there like, what else is there?

It's the discs. The, I don't know, do they call it the hole? It's like the big chain basket thing. And then bags. Bags. Yeah. Oh, these bags. Oh, they love their bags.

It's your, yeah, it's like, you know, it's like your golf bag, yeah, I guess. They carry so many, you would not believe the amount of fucking discs they carry with them. It's insane. Yeah. And what is that? Is that like you have, you have short distance disc? Okay. And then you have never been able to find the different.

I've played. Mm-hmm. I've never been able to find the difference between two discs. And somebody's probably going to get mad at me or whatever. Is it weight? Yeah, the like, because there's like, you know, just like golf where they have like a driver yeah and a putter and stuff like that like the putter is like doesn't it's like it's like it's definitely like heavier to give you some more control over it

it doesn't have that like lift i guess to it that like you know most like frisbee's would it's just like you're just really are just like muslin it in there to hit the hit the uh the hole i i i don't be clear here i did not play disc golf i was not a disc golf i was the like the only person at the store that didn't know very much about it it was all the like I don't know, there's a lot of overlap, I guess, between, like, the paintball scumbags and, like, the disc golf, like, weed smoking. It's weird. Yeah. Disgolf reminds me of the jam band guys.

I, you know, okay, as soon as you told me that we were going to do a disc golf guys, I was thinking about it as like, damn, like, okay, like, kind of like the post high school, all the people I knew that were into disc golf were all, like, very, very. big like fish and ween guys. Yeah. And so the thing that me and Chris have discovered over the couple years since we did the Jam Band Guys episode is that, oh, you know, these guys listen to this fucking hippie music or whatever, but they tend to be a little bit of a tough guy. They try to be a tough guy, a lot of them. Yeah.

I've found that in the disc golf community too. There are a few tough guys out there. Definitely. Not putting up with any fun. fucking bunk from any of you idiots, any of you amateur disc golfers. See, that's, that's sort of surprising to me. I would think it would be like a laid back group of people. I don't think it is.

You know, you're out there literally just throwing a frisbee. And I know, even us saying frisbee would make them really angry, right? I think it's, that's overstated a bit because it did seem, it did seem like a lot of them were like good-natured about the frisbee thing. I'll bet you, though. In the early days, that was when you were like, this is not a frisbee. And it's probably like a Kleenex tissue thing. You know what I mean?

Yeah. At least where I, like, my experience with it when I was working, when I was selling those things at the shop. And like, I didn't know shit about them, but they were just people come. We sold a ton of them. But like, people did not use the term frisbee anyway. And like if they were like experienced ones because they wanted it to be, you know, were serious so it's disc.

And I was just disc. I did search around for people getting mad about the word frisbee. Like I went and looked, I didn't find it. Like I didn't bear out, but like I said, years ago, I'm sure it was annoying. But you know how things, you know how things get. Like there was this period where like being an atheist was kind of like a, a maverick thing to be. And then it became the most annoying thing in the world to be. then I think we've circled back to it being like, all right, as long as you don't run around

saying it all the time, it's fine. As long as you don't go full, as long as you don't go full Jervais mode on it, then you're okay. As long as you don't just like become extremely Islamophobic. Yeah. And, and you're not like telling people like, you can't be a leftist because you're Christian. Like it's, it's, it's, yeah, it's fine. It's good. Let's take a look at this first one. This guy on R slash disc golf says, shout. and scream quote four on your bad throws and apologize if you hit someone. Well, this is, this is so that's very similar to golf.

Of course. Same etiquette. That's a huge etiquette thing. Yeah. You'd be surprised how many people don't follow the etiquette on disc golf. Uh, he goes, played around yesterday with some of my friends and my buddy got drilled in the back with the 12 speed driver while standing on the tee.

Group behind us missed the fairway by a mile and you could tell they were not beginners or new to the sport. Well, the, does he think they threw it? at the guy? No, I think he's just saying that these guys are obvious, like, I think it can happen to the best of us, you know, but he's just saying you could tell by maybe the bag they had, the amount of discs and stuff that these guys should have known better. They should have known better, yeah. The group walks up to us and says, we tried saying something and it wasn't on purpose,

no apology, just assholes. If this is you, do better. Yeah, I mean, listen, if you throw the, the disc, though, I mean, I guess it can hurt, especially if it's a 12 speech. driver. I don't know what that means. Oh, it does 12 different speeds. I see. But yeah, I guess it's not as a golf ball can really do some serious damage. Chris, these guys are going to get really insane with how much damage a frisbee can do. I just feel like it could do.

I know it is a hard plastic thing. It's coming pretty fast. But like I think we've all been sort of hit with it. Yeah, I've been hit with a frisbee definitely. By the bull. Park? Hmm? By a bully?

Yeah, a bully. A bully chased me down and hit me with the frisbee recently. No, just at a park or whatever, you know, you're hanging out, you're like having a barbecue or something and some people are playing frisbee. I've definitely been hit with one. It's not the same as being hit with a golf ball like off the tee. Yeah. Especially in this situation where they're talking about it hit them in the back.

There's no like frisbee hitting you in the back that can like really hurt you. Yeah, I could like maybe you'll break your nose or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the head. Maybe even chipping a tooth, but like, but if that's the case, Jane, you should block it because that means it's coming at your front, right? You should see it coming. And it's much bigger, so it's easier to see coming. But maybe the back of the head is the thing where I would say like, oh, that might be a little

bit annoying. But yeah, it's not going to do with that. It's not going to, like a golf ball would knock you out. I've never been hit with a frisbee in my life because people know if they hit me. You know what's going to happen. over. Yep. I'm going to knock them out.

I don't think anyone's trying to do it anyway. Well, if it hits me, you better keep a wide berth around me. Those roving frisbee gangs at the convention center. Yeah, Brian. But what happens if it's not an elderly woman who threw the frisbee? Then would you still... This guy goes, I've nearly hit someone, yelled four, said sorry, and they actually said to me, this isn't a golf course.

Not everyone knows what four means. I thought I did everything right, but they still left thinking I was a massive asshole. I still replay that in my head wondering what I could have done differently. Yeah, what are you? Is there a different thing to yell? I think it's fun. First of all, I think this guy's lying because I'm going to tell you right now, you could ask 10 guys on the street what four means.

In the golf context. Yeah, four. Yeah, if you're talking about like, yeah, if you're out on a golf course or whatever and you're here four, it is a very well-known thing. You don't have to be a sports head to know that. No. Just like you're out on the disc golf course. They're generally like a place where you can have like a nice nature walk almost.

They're a big park that you can walk through. Yeah. And if somebody and you know, they're pretty fairly tranquil. And if you hear somebody yell anything. Yeah. You from a distance, you look around if it's four or whatever it is. So they don't have to know what for. Yeah.

And it would be fantastic to know like what this person who says not everybody knows for. Yeah, some disc golf guy just Like why is the guy yelling four? Yeah, a disc golf idiot Out on the course, some guy yells four And he's just like five This guy goes in there, Idias. And yes, it's a golf course.

You did exactly what you're supposed to do. Disc golf is super accessible, which has its downsides. I've had many different groups throw right up in my group Without a care in the world And telling them that isn't cool gets me met with hostility. I vibe with most disc golfers, every now and then you get an idiot. This guy replies and goes,

people in a park don't know what four means. So now they're going to start getting mad at them. Yeah. People in a park don't know. Listen, I'm an expert at disc golf. So of course, I know what four means.

I just can't imagine again. I can't imagine somebody screaming four and you not having an understanding of that. There isn't a single, I, you would have to be a person who has never heard of golf in your life. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, like, I mean, everybody's even seen like happy Gilmore. Like, it's such a common fucking thing. A lot of us have seen Happy Gilmore too as well. Yeah. M&M was fantastic in that I thought. He's good at it. His hair was so, his hair looks so jet black in that.

I was so impressed with how black his hair was. It grows in that way. It's fucking cool. It's amazing. God, we were watching some documentary or something. this guy had the most jet black hair you've ever seen in your life. I think it was neighbors. I think we were watching neighbors.

Oh. And this guy shows up with jet black hair. He's older. And I just look at my wife. I'm like, that's all natural right there. I've been watching neighbors too. What a psychotic show.

I read some review for it because it's got pretty bad reviews. And it was just like, there's no lessons to be learned here. Yeah, no shit. There's no one. I was like, oh, great. This sounds right up my alley.

I hate learning a lesson when I watch a TV show, but it is psycho stuff. There's not supposed to be a lesson. It's just, this is America. This is what America currently is. It's really scary. Ariel and I have been watching it together, and there's so many times where we just look at each other, like, holy fucking shit, man. It's a show about, like, what happens when your entire, like, life savings is wrapped up

in home ownership. Yeah. Yeah. that's what it's really about. The lesson is like decommodify housing to make people like seem less like, it's psychotic. It's like people we cover, but they're like house guys,

like home guys or whatever, like homeowner guys. Yeah. It really is a crazy show. It's yeah, it's on HBO if you want to go give it a watch. I think it just finished up. This guy replies and goes,

it's a golf course for flying discs. If you're going to hang out on a golf course, you need to learn what four means, period. End of story. Agreed with that guy. Guy goes, which is why my group usually yells heads up. And someone else has the four. That works.

Heads up works as well, I think. Yeah. If I'm so low. I think they're both equally effective. I know. Somebody yelling something. You know when you're going to have a bad shot. There's time to give a heads up at least.

Plus, if I ever hit someone, I'll give them that disc as an apology. Because chances that I know how to throw it are all looking slim with that bad shot. That's a bit wild. He's handing over his. disc because he hit somebody with it? I mean, it is nice. That's very nice, yeah. I would be like, do you want me to sign it?

Yeah. I think that's cute. That's like a little story. It's like, yeah, some idiot yelled four, hit me in the back of the head. I didn't move, but he gave me a disc. It's nice. I like that.

Just like you got a little story behind your stuff. And then the guy that says, people in a park don't know what four means. the guy comes back and goes, I guess most people here think everyone knows what four means. Everyone does know what? Come on, man. If you don't know what, if you are just finding out like, really, I would love people to comment. I don't know.

I don't really read. I don't know where I would see this or anything. But yeah, I just, is there anybody listening here who does not know what four means in this context? This reminds me of like, I would say like, you know, late 20 teens. era like leftism stuff where it was kind of this like condescending paternalism stuff where it's like well all of these you know moron southerners can't possibly like you know the theory the communist theory that you've read you know like they can't possibly understand that they're being exploited sort of thing Yeah, this disc golf, like, guy that is, like, super deep into the world of disc golf looks at everybody else and it's like, you don't even know what I'm doing over here.

Yeah. You know, this guy goes, I saw a guy almost get hit in the back. Someone yelled for it and he turned around and got hit in the face instead. Hmm. Hey. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that person. It's a bad to get in the back. That person's saying maybe don't yell. Yeah. Don't. Hey, don't yell it. You know, uh, this guy goes, my friend got hit square in the table. chest by a way where drive as we're walking down our fairway no four no nothing they just sort of

stared at us so my friend picked up his disc turned and threw a sweet 200 flick into the opposite direction into a lovely densely packed grove of trees tough guy tough guy who does not have the best reflexes and somehow got hit in the chest with this thing as we're talking about before did he not see the disc coming and so he responds to that he doesn't throw the disc back at those people, he just whips it into like a thicket. That's cool, man. It seems to me like that's the worst thing you can do to somebody. Yeah, because they are, shit into the woods.

Yeah, because they are like so focused on not losing disc, and you do lose disc, like, I've disc golfed with, with my wife and daughter. And you're just some, the, the disc golf course near my house is next to a river. So there's one hole, which honestly we should skip. I don't know why we play it when we play. But there's one hole that's right next to the river. You're going to lose one sometimes. It's going to go right in the river, especially when you stink at it like I do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. More experienced player would probably be like they would like that. You know what I mean? It would be like a challenge or whatever. But yeah, for like a new disc golf player, it just seems like it's a good opportunity to lose your discs. This guy goes, I was playing a solo around one day. while the course was pretty empty. As I approach one hole, I notice a guy with basically all his discs out and is using his basket to practice putting.

I screamed four after about the fifth putt and a guy looks back at me then continues putting. Fuck it, he heard me. I throw and park my best shot about 15 feet to the right of him. When I get up to putt, I immediately form him that the practice basket is in the field and he needs to be more mindful of the other players since he was using an active basket on the course. he snaps back with i'm practicing for a tournament asshole okay whatever i walk i walk to the next next hole this fuckface decided to start throwing directly over me as if i'm on the next tree i took the high road moved on well this reminds me of the high road are awesome this this this reminds me of that show neighbors because there's just like no here there's no good guy in the story it's just like

You find you of the stories, the stories about chompers. Yeah. And tarpers where guys are like, I was about to tell that chomper to go fuck his mother. But I didn't want to start a bunch of problems. I was really liking the solo tray was playing. Oh, yeah. You're saying that this disc golf guy who took the high road was afraid of getting the shit kicked out of him. Yeah.

Yeah. I took the high road. I think you kind of give up. the high road if you go whine about it on Reddit. Like, yeah, not that you're like, you know,

doing anything morally bad or hurting anybody, but you're just such a whiner now. I know. Like, no, you, and it's, I don't know,

it's just like, nothing happened here. Like, a guy just wanted to play through and, you know, just kind of forcefully did it. And like,

that's a jerk move in golf, too. Yeah. You know, you just, but, Like, I don't know, just it's a shitty thing people do sometimes. Just deal with it.

This was one of my favorite stories I found for this episode. So I'm just going to go for it right now. A former competitor of mine has reached out to me concerning a tournament that concluded five months ago. They have accused me of shaving two strokes off my total score during round two. From my recollection, I definitely do not remember any intentional pencil whipping. but we're all human and mistakes can happen. They're threatening to expose me to my local community. Oh, my God.

He's trying to blackmail him or something like that. Like that would just ruin somebody. Oh, no, I'm going to get the scarlet letter in the local disc golf community. Yeah, this is, I mean, I think it's, I think he'll be fine, man. Yeah, I think that we're talking. And De Penzo, did he win the tournament? Do we have any more information?

Because they're threatening. expose me to my local community. I feel very lost as my character and sportsmanship has come under direct attack. I don't really feel the need to defend myself as there's nothing that I feel I did wrong. Yeah, he did it. He did it 100%. He did it and he does it all the time. And he's, he's the jig is up now for him and he doesn't really know what to do. He's wondering if this is going to lead to more exposing of him and his like fake scores. Let me read you the edit he did. Okay. As the tournament results currently stand i took first and they took second with the two strokes added to my score as they allege we would have tied

oh okay so this was not like a meaningless two strokes this won him the tournament yeah and here this next line i think is very important because then it gives us the there are no good guys yeah right he goes their quote proof is an unofficial scorecard they kept themselves that does not match the official scorecard nor the backup that was verified by all card members on the day of the tournament. So it really could go either way. There's an official score card where you're keeping the score and then at the end, everybody signs it and they're like, that was the score. You know what I mean? And so he did that. But then this guy calls him five months later, was like, I was actually keeping a separate scorecard.

and it seems you've cheated. Yeah, five months later seems very strange. He's been thinking about this for so long. That's the way outside the statute of limitation. Yeah, the statue, statue. It's actually statue. It's actually statue if you watched a Boppa Bunch Sponge documentary. Big flub here, sorry.

But, no, like, unless it was like a repeated thing and like you have been caught since then, you got to just let that go. I don't even think like I I probably side with the poster and not the, but I, you know, I'm more optimistic about humanity than Chris might be. I mean, no, it's true. I don't know the way of the official score card works. I think you keep your own score, right? It depends on how big the tournament is.

Right. And then it gets signed. It gets signed by. They keep their score and then they sign it at the end and hand it to the tournament director, who was kind of the store manager. Was he playing? Was he playing in the same group as him then, right? Like they must have been playing together in a group.

So then who signs it? Like, does the, did he sign it at the time? He did. Yes. The guy that's accusing him of cheating did sign it. Sign it at the time. Okay. See, I think this guy is, uh, yeah, I'm, I'm signing with the poster now too.

I think that, yeah, I think that guy is, I'm thinking of the guy that did that, that is contacting the poster, the bad guy here. Mm-hmm. And what is he? Was he like sitting? at his house, like going through a binder of different scores. His wife was like a cop after a shooting. He's like, I got a lot of paperwork to do here.

His wife maybe confronted him about never winning anything and said you're like, you're not a man. You know, I'm not, I will not sleep with you until you win a tournament or until you prove yourself to be a- At least tie a tournament. At least tie. Well, yeah, I think he wants a showdown now. If it's tied up, right?

They're going to have to play like three extra. Oros or something like that. Is the guy that was doing this like I was going through it? He's not the guy that lost. He's just like a tournament organizer or something. Or is he the guy that lost. The guy that's calling. So the poster is the guy who won.

Right, right. Yeah. And then the other guy is second place. Yeah, it is the guy calling him out is the guy who lost by two strokes. And he's now calling him and trying to say, yeah, this is complete bullshit. No legs to stand on. You signed off on it. Like, that's over.

I don't know. I played like, competitive magic where you have to like, you know, sign the slip and turn it in between rounds of like, you know, who won. And the winner brings it up and stuff. And it's just like, well, no, you both signed off on this. You can't go back five months later. That's fucking pathetic. What even were the stakes for this game? Yeah, I don't. Yeah. What? It really, it really, I mean, it was probably literally like some stakes or something like that. It was like, there's no way that it was like a big money tournament. But it's just really bizarre to come back five months.

later and unless something happened in the interim or something like that that like brought it up for him but you're right this is this is completely bizarre from the person accusing him i've won trivia well and then we sign off on the card at the end no you sign off on the card at the end this is different don't bring your bullshit fake trivia wins into this and muddy this whole situation up because everybody knows this was the one time where they didn't have official scorekeeping that was happening. You marked your own scores when you won. Why would I cheat? I still to this day, I'm like, why would I cheat? Why do you get like a bird? I don't know. Why does anybody cheat? Why does anybody cheat? But like you want to win. You want to have a story to tell or whatever. But like all I know is normally

there was like an official computer thing that was happening. And this was the one time that that didn't happen. And you were marking your own scores. And that's the one time that you won. Sure. So you're saying that your proof of me, quote, cheating as a private scorecard you kept without my or any other cardmate's knowledge that nobody signed that differed from both the official and backup scorecards and you're bringing this up now five months later after the fact? Cool story, bro. I'd still proactively contact the tournament director and show him or her the screenshots about what this dude is saying to you just to get them on your side, though. Oh, I see. So that's someone commenting saying you should contact them just in case this gets even bigger and it goes to the news and stuff.

like that get your story out there first the next guy i 100% agree on this the only person whose action should be quote exposed is this moron who shouldn't be involved in future tournaments if they attempt to extort the winner five months later so they're getting mad they want them kicked out of future listen i'm not i'm not a i'm not a big you know i don't really like people getting banned from tournaments and stuff but this guy does sound like a bit of a fucking menace I mean listen it just you shouldn't be talking about if you're in sports unless you're like hey we missed the Super Bowl like two by two games you shouldn't be thinking about a game from five months ago ever yeah there's just no reason I did I will

admit when I played high school soccer and we went to the provincials and the way that it worked was if you got the best record in your division, you made the semifinals. So it was just simple as that, right? There was like four spots for the semifinals. And then the second place team got to play for fifth, six, seventh, and eight. So you needed to get that. And we had like, gave up a last second goal to stop us from getting into the semifinals. And I did think about that for a year, maybe after it would come up sometimes in my mind where I would be like, oh, my God, that moment, we could have, we could have won it all, you know? Listen, that makes sense.

But you're not thinking about it a year after and being like, yeah, I think that other team touched the ball with their hand. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't thinking that like they cheated it anyway. It was just like replaying in my mind how this, you know, upsetting it was. Yeah. You have to talk to the local governing body. Yeah, I called like the school. district and said like all of these guys we checked them all for eight they're all the correct

age and everything none of them have any sort of yeah is and i have a question about piss testing a year later is that possible this guy goes this response is perfect in addition i'd let the schmuck do whatever he's gonna do it should be public knowledge that he's trying to bring a suspect private scorecard up five months later and do blackmail you privately if someone local to me did this? I'd want everyone to know. He's likely to do other sketchy things and I'd want to be extra careful with scores and rules around them. The next guy replies to go, sunshine is the best disinfected. Okay. I think that we've learned really conclusively over the last 10 years that that's never true. That's not true. Yeah. He can just bring people to the forefront and giving them a

microphone. No. This guy goes, he probably finds lost discs with contact him. I want them and just keeps them. Yep. He sounds like that kind of guy. And I love the idea. You put your contact info on your disc. They do. Get a Sharpie.

Put it on the bottom there. Yeah, of course, because I don't, how expensive are these discs? They're not too bad. They're like, I think at the most, they're like a $30. But, but I guess maybe one of them is like

you're, you know what I mean? It's like this is my fucking go-to disc. I've had so much success with this one. It means a lot to me. And then I lose it. It could be about more than the actual monetary value. Right.

This guy goes, text you, they found your disc, then ghost you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The riffing on it now, the possibilities of what this guy would do if he found your lost disc with contact info. Yeah, this guy goes, there's no reason to contact the tournament director. He'll not care. As a tournament director myself, I can assure you I would not give this crap the time of day. I'd tell the guy he could complain to the PDGA if he wants.

They will also not be interested. The PDGA. That's funny. This is a nothing burger. I hate by the way. You don't like that term. My ears so badly. Mm-hmm.

Because I want a something burger. It's the opposite of cellar door, you know? Like, it's the worst. Yeah. Nothing Burger and Butthurt are the two words that hit my ears the worst. That's from workaholics too, I think. But Hurd, I think honestly came from workaholics, which I actually like that show. when it came up and I think that came directly from that.

They irritate. I get so, just as, oh, so he goes, what weirdo even brings us up five months later is for a local tournament? If the scorecards match and nothing was said that day, dude is fishing for attention. I don't know if you said. This guy wants some attention. Sucks that he's trying to bring you down,

but nothing you can do. I guess get a statement ready if you post it to your league Facebook group or something. Yeah, get an official statement. I would say get a PR company together to help you. official state. This guy goes common tactic in email blackmail, claiming to have proof that you did something half a year ago. They're just going all in to create panic because most people can't recall anything

accurately from that far and even less when you didn't do what he accuses. I dropped that quote. I might have done mistake then part completely and just state that official scorecard and backup match. Why didn't he protest them with his own scorecard as proof? I like the idea that he's like, okay, but don't let him know that you could have made him a say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, drop that from your official statement. This guy sounds like he might work in PR.

Yeah, as your attorney, I'm going to advise you take that out. Take that out. Yeah, that does, yeah, that that's some doubt. Cast a little doubt on it. We want to be speaking in absolutes here. I was just thinking of my thing that I hate so much. It's winner, winner, winner, chicken dinner. Ooh.

I don't like that. makes me feel bad every time I hear it. Yeah. This guy goes, get them to confirm they have this new scorecard first. You want them trapped in their position before responding. Yeah, trap them. Oh, can I see the scorecard? Where'd you get it? Who created it? You want to verify that it's not an official scorecard? If both of the tournament scorecards match and this one is an official, then you say both official tournament scorecards match, any other scorecards that exist are suspicious, as are the people in possession of a non-tournament verified scorecard. I'd hate to have to expose that you're threatening people with fake scorecards.

I really hope this turns into like a 40-year feud. This is just like Hatfields and McCoys with their families going down for generations. I kind of feel bad for this person because it seems like it's really affected them. It seems like it's really like they're one of these people who are just like, I have nothing if I don't have my word and my honor, you know? like it feels like it's like really important to them. And I wonder though, there's been no sort of talk of blackmail, but I wonder what is the end game for that person?

He gets the win. Oh, he just wants them to. I think he wants the win. He wants the official win. There's like a trophy and he wants him to give him the trophy. Fuck. I got this off of city news everywhere. It's out of Vancouver, British Columbia.

City news. Shout out to City News. I've read definitely quite a few articles from there. my, when I'm looking at my local news feed. Mike Lloyd wrote this. He goes, controversy over disc golf is splitting a neighborhood in North Vancouver and pitting some park users against each other. That's where my brother lives in North Vancouver.

Is he probably pretty mad about the disco? He hasn't brought it up yet when we've talked. He hasn't mentioned it. But that's not, you know, that's not to say it's not affecting him a lot. Yeah. Some people really, you know, keep their battles on the inside. Yeah, he's a pretty private guy. They don't want to bother anybody.

He's a pretty private. guy. So if he was sort of torn up about this disc golf thing, I might not even know. Yeah. It's very stoic. Yeah. The issue hit North Vancouver City Hall this week where counsel unanimously passed a motion to look at solutions for the crowding and clashes at Eastview Park, a Westland Green Space with a disc golf course that has become very popular since the start of the pandemic. Now, this is from 2023. So he goes, the problem is it's pretty much the only option for disc golfers in North Vancouver. And some of the native. say that it has led to confrontations over golfers' contact, saying they drink alcohol,

smoke cannabis, and throw their dangerous discs around. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that sounds pretty much sounds par for the course. I would say. Good one. Thank you. I've been hoping, I've been hoping to use that. I had it written down. I was hoping I could use it.

Last week, on a nice day, I said to my, this is a great story. Last week, on a nice day, I said to my children, let's go walk through the park instantly and without hesitation my child fearfully pleaded no mommy it's going to be full of frisbee people he said one this is the coolest whirlpanic i've ever heard of no mommy uh he goes and said one local resident speaking at monday night city council meeting adding the park has a sinister welcoming quality about it. I never see children playing in a park casually anymore.

We should be seeing children climbing trees jumping. Because they're on their dang phone. Yeah, no kidding. You don't see them. Yeah, go to the freaking local shopping malls. That's where you'll see them walking around like zombies. He wants the kids climbing trees. I just want to say the North Vans old growth

forest. These are gigantic trees a lot of them. So I don't know that you want kids climbing up these particular trees. Jumping in puddles, running it full speed breathless through Eastview Park instead we now have overprivileged entitled bullies smoking and drinking in our park wait a second you so this is kind of unique for a park you're saying this park is being used by teenagers to smoke and drink well i've never heard such a thing that's how i ended up in teen court yeah i mean that's that's that's where that's where teens go that's

where people go to smoke weed and and they have just as much a right to be there as children yeah well it depends on the kind of if it's a playground. Well, it is a playground. It does have a playground. But I mean, they usually stay away from the playground. I'll say that, right? They're usually going to stay away from the playground. They don't want to be by the playground unless it's like really late at night or whatever.

Another upset resident who says he's lived in the neighborhood for 50 years had plenty to say about a group of disc golfers. He claims we're about to play toward a group of children. Oh, good. A super old guy's chiming in. He's, he definitely like saw something serious and his. isn't just very bored and looking for something to do. I'm 75 years old and don't have 20-20 vision, but I can see kids playing.

He told counsel, I say to them, you can't throw these discs. There are kids down here. You know what they said to me? Those kids are malleable. They can run. What an attitude.

It's disgusting. It's an extreme danger. Now, kids are tough. They can get it by a frisbee. I think they can. It's true. It's true.

And they can, it's also like, you can't throw a frisbee around at a park because there's kids there is that really something you're saying that's something you're actually saying he goes ath al christie lives next to eastview park and is a north shore disc golf board member and says the club is also working towards solutions working with what he calls a small group of upset neighbors and their perceived impact on the park got their asses certainly in the last year we've made huge improvements to try and reduce those kinds of concerns and conflict, he said.

Everybody wants to use the park without having to worry about getting hit and head with a disc. I think there's a way we can have safe usage. Christie suggests redesigning Eastview in a way to minimize conflicts between disc golfers and parkgoers. He adds, The club is working on another disc golf course created on the North Shore to alleviate the pressure on Eastview Park.

Oh, the North Shore is North Van and other places. That's like the area. How crowded is this park? know. I know. You can't play disc golf without like getting some collateral damage of children. Yeah. And they just make it sound like, listen, those frisbees do get thrown hard because

Oh, yeah. People wind the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just, I don't, I don't think, I think it's a bunch of people that are mad. Because they're, it's phrased like local street tuffs are hanging out of the park and leather jacket. It's fucking robocop. There's like multi-ethnic gangs of punks going around menacing kids. Yeah.

But then you think about it and you're like, it's actually disc golf players. Yeah, it's like, it's like hippie kind of disc golf players who are maybe maybe drinking some beers and smoking some weed. But that happens on regular golf courses too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this guy on our slash disc golf, he goes 52 week disc golf streak. He's celebrating 52 weeks on.

the course. And he said, my wife can never see this. So here we go. Okay. So where does he tell his wife that he's going? He's like, no, honey, I'm just actually going to have an affair. I'm at the bar doing meth. Yeah, I met the bar.

Yeah. I'm a serious. I have a severe drinking problem. He like just takes that like rubs vodka. on his lips before he gets home. So his wife thinks he's drinking. My dude, he goes,

first guy goes, is she blind? And he replies, no, she's just always making jokes that I'm obsessed with plastic discs and throwing them. This would only add fuel to her fire. So it's kind of good natured. Now, I got to tell you, this thread gets very not good natured. Okay, so it's more of like his wife is sort of ribbing him and he's kind of saying,

like, I don't want to admit to her that I've done 52 straight weeks because then I'd never hear the end of it. like a playful kind of way. A goof. She goof on me. I can believe a thread about a wife is going to get toxic on Reddit. No way. I don't believe it.

This guy goes, my dude, you are obsessed with plastic discs and throwing them. It's cool, though. My dude. That's how I know it's, you know how it's cool because a guy who says my dude is commenting on how cool it is. Guy goes, own it, bra. You don't need anyone's permission. The way these guys are talking, bra.

What year is this? It reminds me of your teenage character. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what year is this posted it? One year ago. Okay, yeah, too late for bra. Way too late. He goes, own it, bro.

You don't need anyone's permission to enjoy a part of your life. I mean, true, I think he's not sort of getting it that it's tongue and cheek, that it's goofing. Yeah, yeah. A lot of these guys, though, this guy goes, she just needs a hobby. I bet she has one. Get your wife a hobby. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, yeah, yeah, she's got a hobby. It's called nagging. Yeah. And this guy goes, and these are my, this is my favorite kind. Now, he doesn't say the words that you want to hear in this, but you know what he's thinking because we've heard it a million times. You can tell her there are worse alternatives, but we know what the worst. It's always meth.

They're always like, you can be doing meth or having a fucking affair. and it's like there's only the two things. There's disc golf and then meth and having an affair. Yeah. Or be like, how many shoes does she have? Does that come up? Yeah.

And it's got to come up at some point. Yeah, do they say that? Do they say anything about her amount of shoes or H.S.' Hair straighteners? Well, they get wild here. This guy goes, you should have a better relationship.

No, you should actually divorce your wife. Yeah. Yeah, he goes, wow, thanks. And he gets the reply. Don't make bad wife jokes. if you can't take them yourself.

And he replies and goes, oh, this was supposed to be funny. My bad. So this guy misread the post. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he's like, what a bad joke. Like, he read the post poorly. And now it's a bad joke, you know?

And now here's where they start to get mad. Okay. But actually true. Imagine hiding your every week hobby. That must be torture. That makes it sound like he's like in a closet. He's not. And she hasn't stopped him from doing it every week.

week for a year. Yeah, yeah, he's exactly. I don't know what the problem is here. Exactly. He is going and doing it every single week. He is doing what he loves and she's not getting in the way of it. This guy goes, I always find this take funny from people who've been married for less than five years or not at all.

I think like you'll be married for life with no differences and never needing to vent about anything. Maybe that's why the divorce rate is over 50%. Guess what? There's an equal amount of husband bad as there are. life bad jokes. If you don't take yourself seriously, there's no issue. No relationship goes 70 years without ups and downs and disagreements. This guy's now he's like, this relationship is now going to be 70 years. Yeah. I'm really glad they're hashing out all the problems with marriage

and contemporary society on our disc golf. He goes, jokes hurt nothing but egos. Acting like O.P. is serious as serious smooth brain behavior. Yeah. that guy's correct now this guy comes back i don't normally engage with edge lords who unironically use smooth brain as an insult but that's just so many wild assumptions pure horseshit and one comment y'all make an exception so now he's like i don't usually fucking engage with people like you but i think i'm going to make an exception for you yep i'm coming i'm gonna ruin your day he goes you act like me or someone else here thinks husband bad is somehow better it's not both are equally harmful, at best just cringe, quote, jokes, unquote.

Two, these jokes have nothing you do with ups and downs during a relationship. It's just promoting harmful behavior. No one here thinks relationship should be 100% smooth sailing from start to finish. He just said, he just, sorry, you say your favorite. This is the next one's my favorite. Three, jokes shape the way we perceive reality. They shape how we act. This is a fact.

Doesn't matter if you believe it or not. He just said that his white, he, don't tell my wife that I've gone 52 weeks in a row because I'd never hear the end of it. Now we're talking about how jokes shaped the way we perceive reality. Well, that's true. I mean, that's true in the sense that like when I watched Joe Rogan's stand-up special and it sort of changed the way that I saw a lot of things. I'm wondering around hump and stools.

Yeah. It got you thinking. It got me thinking. It made me small and round a little bit. Yeah. Because I think this kind of thought that you have when you're smoking. and weed on the disc golf course. You can leave it there.

You can leave the joke psychosphere jokes there. He goes, I think that's all. Feel free to leave another edgy reply without understanding a single thing you read. Or take this as a moment to learn something. Either way, I'm probably blocking you, and I won't spend more time reading anything you have to say. Probably blocking you is great.

Not I'm blocking you, but I'm probably blocking you. Unfortunately, does not block it. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. That's the cover of me. himself when he comes back and responds inevitably to him again. That's my favorite move when people online are like say like I'm going to block you, but I want, like, I'm not going to do it yet. I want to make sure you see this first.

Yeah. Yeah. You're taking this way too seriously. Either block them and move on or you yell at them and don't block them. I also want everybody to know that the guy he's arguing with is named Dieter Rams My Ass. Okay. Very cool. That's kind of.

That's funny until you realize that jokes actually shaped the way that we see things. Dieter is ramming ass all the time. Not funny. This guy goes, it's all about the spin. Hey, baby, I just completed a full year of regularly taking care of my physical and mental health.

Let me take you out to dinner to celebrate. Eh, it's like going to the therapist. And then a guy goes, oh, this made me laugh. Nice. Her,

her, wife, bad. As a married guy. This shit's so lame. My wife insists on being my catty at every turn. I hate these guys too, though. There's something about these guys that I also don't like for some reason. Yeah, my wife is so supportive of the stuff I do.

Like, it's insane. We do everything together. We love all of the same things. My wife rolls my joints. Yeah. Stuff like that. We're like Joker and Harley, you know. Yeah.

There could be a middle ground. I think there could be a. middle ground between like guy that is bragging too like weirdly about is it goes at every tournament she can obvious that she can obviously that's an outlier my wife is actually an outlier yeah she supports my hobbies uh but for fuck sake the amount of these posts i see i generally wonder if people were forced at gunpoint to get married this guy replies and goes my friend's wife wants to kill him anytime he manages to play to the point where he's taking quote lunch break to play so far as his wife doesn't find out and yell at him it's real i mean that sounds horrible if that's the

accurate situation that's really what's happening but it's like i think that with these guys who are playing so much and it takes over their entire life like so many of the guys we cover i think often what'll happen is it like encroaches on important things that they have to do in their life or whatever or like, you know, any sort of quality time. And then the wife is just like, hey, we never do anything together at all. We have like no fun times together at all. And you are like obsessed with playing this fucking disc golf all the time nonstop. Every Saturday you leave, come back five hours later, drunken stoned and passed out. Yeah, exactly. We don't do anything together at the weekends. Totally. Totally. Yeah. He's getting drunken stoned as well. He's coming home. He's just like,

is there fucking any dinner or what you know like every single weekend you know absolutely so i uh went and took a look at google maps to to to or google google maps too they've got a new one yeah the new one yeah i was getting i was gonna say the old one's getting kind of boring uh i looked for the disc golf course i play okay when i do it i again i don't do it very i probably haven't done it for two years okay so when i say i play it means I played in 2020. And how many times did you play, do you think? A good amount.

Every week for a year. We did like three or four times. And honestly, my wife likes to play just as much as I do. That's who gets me to do it. I mean, I believe that. I believe Katie would like to play. And did Gwen like playing as well? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Were they better than you? Like, was it similar to bowling? Or were you actually able to sort of? What? You mean similar to bowling?

Were you able to put up? a competitive score in this one. I win bowling sometimes. No, I think what's his day? I think I think Gwen's Ashton. Ashton wins bowling, right? Sometimes. Yeah.

I'm okay. Not good at all. It's hard to, it's hard to like play. Like I do the, and I think this is wrong. I throw it like sideways and what. Oh yeah, that's wrong. Right. So for those of you who are.

all of you are just listening Brian is talking about overhand throwing it like perpendicular with the ground so it rolls like a coin Yeah It's like a vertical throw Listen I don't know a lot about disc golf

But I can tell you that is the wrong way to throw it But it gets it so far away But you have so little control over it Don't you? Yeah you don't have any control over it Yeah see that's the issue I think yeah You're like the happy Gilmore of disc golf Thank you

No I've seen other people do it that way. I've seen people do that too. Thank you. Oh, really, it is, it is an actual I mean, I don't know a lot about disc golf. Like I, like I sold them and I went a couple times, um, but like not since the Bush administration. I think it's like you throw it like, you start vertical and then you throw it like underhand. Oh yeah. I do that like the forehand. I can throw a four. Listen, I'm pretty good at at Frisbee. I will say that like because I used to play. My dad was really into playing frisbee like near the end of his life he was really into playing just throwing the frisbee around he'd say he lived down by like a beach and there's a park there at the beach and me him and

my brother like that's what he would want to do on like father's day or his birthday or something is he'd want to go play frisbee so we played quite a bit and i i'm i want to think i'm pretty athletic or whatever and i can throw a frisbee pretty far and pretty accurately so i think i'd be a decent disc golf player can't make fun of you for paying frisbee because you do it with your dead dad that's not He's a dead dad defense. Brian was like champ and he was like ready to just rip on me for playing frisbee. And then as soon as he heard my dad was a part of it, he just stopped. Yeah, well, fuck it.

Let's just go. So I go to Griggs Reservoir Park disc golf course. It's got a 4.5 star. I only got a few reviews here. The first one I really like, though, I've been playing disc golf at this park for nearly 20 years. Upkeep sucks these days. Pretty boring course as well. but it takes me back.

That's a four-star review. Well, that's a nostalgia guy. He's like, it sucks. It's not fun. The course is super boring, but it gives me a nostalgic feeling, so it's four-stars. And this person says,

almost all straight shots. This is a two-star review, and I love it. It's really short. Almost all straight shots. Not enough for us for my liking. Lost a disc in a river. Yeah, well, you said that that can happen.

Right. But that's the first. Why are you taking stars off? That seems unfair, right? But I think he's also taking stars off for the straight shot. So he wants ones that I get, that makes sense, right? Because you can,

you can definitely curve a frisbee. Make it more dynamic, you know? It's going to make visually interesting, a little more challenging. And some, yeah, some dog legs, right? And then if you, like, you got some dog legs in there and you can like whip it around the corner, like, to like, you know, an unseen green or whatever.

That would be pretty cool, right? It's like you take your shot and goes around the trees and then you come around and you see where it's landed. I can see I can see straight shots being pretty boring. So I thought I'd look at at a hippie place, right, and find their disc golf course. And I looked at Portland, Oregon. Okay. Because, you know, that seems like the type of place where there's a ton of disc golfers. A ton per capita.

There has to be. Yeah. It's got that vibe. This person gives it one star, crowded, dope, smoke. and hippies everywhere. You're at a disc golf course in Portland. What do you expect, man? Yeah.

And finally, this guy goes, very challenging disc golf course, best in Portland. May come across used needles or soiled underwear. But other than that, it's beautiful. I feel like that's the kind of guy who expects to find used needles everywhere in Portland. Like, that's just his view of it. He's like, this place is just like a fucking escape from New York everywhere. And like, and so.

He was going to write that no matter what. Like if it was a review of anywhere in Portland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He writes that in all his Portland reviews. Like, yeah, pretty good restaurant. But like outside, don't be surprised you find some soiled underwear and use needles. Soiled underwear is pretty good. Soiled underwear is pretty good.

My friend left a pair of soiled underwear under a tree growing up. Yeah. And it sat there for so long. We would look at it all the time. Yeah, he was going to pick it up, right? I know. Yeah, yeah. Well, he didn't shit in his underwear.

he shit against the tree and it wiped his ass with his underwear which is actually honestly kind of smart that's kind of smart yeah well I have I of course I think I've mentioned it before I have I did ship my pants at a golf course at a pitch and put because on the course

no it was because I got to the bathroom and they were all like the two stalls were occupied and it was the worst feeling in the world I just knew I was going to shit my pants but also yeah I did try I took a sky dump when I was in high school. We used to do sky dumps.

And I got it into my underwear and then I discarded the underwear in like a park tree. Sky dump. Is that just shitting like like on grass or what is that? It's just shitting off of a hot something high. Yeah. So getting on to something high and then taking shit off of it. I never did anything like that growing up. Yeah.

Well, there was. There was my friends. The only time was the guy that wiped his ass was his underwear. And that was like a famous time. Everybody's like, I remember my brother's friend? I mean, if someone had sky dumped,

they would have been instantly the leader of the violence game. Oh, 100%. That's such a, in around my, at my high school, my brother's friend used to do it in the stalls.

He would put his legs on the top of the stalls, like one leg on either side. I'm sure I've mentioned this. And then just try to. Like he's a ninja like hiding. Yeah, the ninjas. And then he would try to shit into the toilet and he would hold it.

off didn't miss and it became like it would become a big thing you know like who is shitting on the floor of the thing it was like there was like newsletters went out about it and I knew the whole time who it was these hot shot stunt shitters are ruining the bathroom he was he was pretty cool he he was like only like five foot nine and he could dunk and he was like a super good basketball player who could dunk yeah yeah yeah so I'm going to tell this is very gross I'm just going to say fast forward a couple minutes if back when I was in high school and also rewind a couple minutes and fast forward as well because that was really gross all the stuff I said uh well what I'm about to say is worse it's probably bad but I was young I was like 15 you know what I mean yeah so was I just to be

clear I was like 13 when I was doing that yeah there was this guy named Kevin that I thought was just the coolest dude in the world because he wore gold necklaces and he's said he knew karate. Oh, that's karate Kevin. I know karate Kevin. This is a different karate. Oh, this is not Mike. This is Kevin. That's not karate. Oh, because I know karate Mike who told you he knew karate and then so no one messed with them. Yeah. Okay. That's how Kevin got it too. He never got fucked with. Yeah. He was a thin guy. Like we were both about like the same size, but people were like, I ain't fucking with him. I heard he knows karate. And he's got the gold chains as well. And he had the gold chains. And yeah. So anyway, he was.

the guy that started a gang in ninth grade called Deuce after he saw the movie South Central they were also shitting on a lot of... Yeah, Duce is a So he asked me to join and I said let's see how long this thing, you know what I mean? Like I'm like, I don't want to get

jumped in now. I'm going to get beat up and then the gang's done in like six months. Yeah, that's actually bullshit. You get jumped in, shit kicked out of you and to get into a gang and then it disbands like very quickly afterwards. Yeah, that's It's like what the Sopranos was about. Like, we all, we all just joined the mafia, but it's over, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's smart, Brian. That's actually smart from you. Thank you. So, while I already have my group of friends, I was worried. You had your gang already. You know, so he was over at my house hanging out. I don't know how it all happened or whatever.

But I'm so excited. I heard his voice and I was taking a crap when he got there. So first of all, I'm super. embarrassed about the crap I'm taking, right? But I'm also eating toast on the toilet. And I walk out of the bathroom with the plate and he's like, we're eating toast while you were taking a shit? And I was so embarrassed, man.

And now I'm like, now I think about it. I'm like, why was I eating while I was taking a shit? That is a weird behavior. I guess I was trying to get a bunch done at one time. Yeah, that's not that gross. It does remind me. It reminds me my favorite shit story, which is when a guy came in to rob my friend who was like had weed or whatever. And the guy came in with a gun to rob us while we were playing video games.

And my friend Tim was taking a disgusting shit in the toilet. And the guy was like this really tough, you know, gang guy with a gun. He like, get out of here. You know, get out here. And he came out. And he was just like, oh, my goodness. Holy shit. But he had a gun and he was robbing us.

city like he had to comment on how much it smelled so i went to quora and this person at this is an important question i think we're all asking in our minds now so i figured i'd probably just read it now who would win in a frisbee golf battle captain america or hawkeye oh well captain america is like fame he throws his shield so i think it's got to be cap but hawkeye is a master with all ranged weaponry you know and aiming i thought he had to just the bow and arrow guy. But that's bow and arrow. I think the cap has the experience.

Yeah. And also if we're talking within the Marvel cinematic universe, Cap's going to beat him every time because he's like one of the top, you know, guys, right? Hawkeye is just thrown in to fill in space. Yeah, he's a secondary, secondary character for sure, whereas Captain America's like one of the leaders of the Avengers. Justin answered and said,

ha, ha, I feel like I'm being asked to answer this because I'm a huge dork. And coincident, you weren't asked that. By the way, you weren't asked to answer this. It's not how Quora. I feel like I was asked. Somebody contacted you. A curator at Quora saw that question come in. It was like, I've got the guy.

My Quora rep got a hold of me. Yeah. My Quora rector. Yeah. He goes, nonetheless, I shall answer with bravado and an elegance that only this question could deserve. So here it goes. Yeah, this guy's cool. This is really, and I mean really no contest.

Hands down, Caps got this in the back. Let's not forget one thing. Hawkeye, while still an Avenger, is just a human being. There's no super strength, no enhanced senses, no superhuman reflexes. When it comes down to it, he's just an incredible athlete. While he would be exceptional at disc golf, I don't know why he would be just, while, listen, this guy's going to be fucking great. if he played in the tournament he'd win unless captain america joined the tournament he goes uh maybe a little better than me

i got five years experience on him once he plays more than once he'll be better no doubt so now this guy this guy's saying i'm pretty good but like hawk i would pick it up very quickly he would be like he'd just have one game and then he would have to understand the rules and stuff and then immediately he would be better than me think of all the decades that cap has to practice his throw with that shield. He has nothing better to do than practice disc golf. But I've never thought about that. He's really old, right?

Captain America, isn't he? World War II guy. Yeah, so he has been around longer, yeah. He already knows all the best techniques. His grip, aim, and release timing will be off the charts. He's extremely accurate from long distances, and he could overpower any distance. Overpower. Now that I think about it, he'd overpower any discy things.

through, which would potentially be a huge negative. But if he just utilizes his disks in reverse, by that, I mean, everything, treat everything as opposite. So now he's saying if he threw it slow. Yeah, he's, I love how he's stopping himself in the middle of his thought and being like, overpower, overpower, overpower. Hang on a second. Plus, his power alone would let him throw, throw the biggest disc golf obstacle, the tree.

possibly even chopping them down as his discs cut right through them. Yeah, he could throw the disc through the trees. I don't think he'd be welcome back to many courses. I think that would be like a, that would be a big it. But the Avengers are always doing that, right? They're destroying all kinds of stuff and they kind of get away with it, you know? I'd hate to play with this character, though. I mean, disc golf is all about relaxing and hanging out with friends.

It's a huge stress relief. And one of my favorite time wasters, I don't even keep trying. track of my own score half the time. Playing with these guys would be everything short of that. Competitive. Yeah, I don't think Captain America would be a good hang. No, he wouldn't. He would be like, he'd probably be like, is that marijuana that you're smoking?

You know, like, he would not be cool with that at all. He would. He goes, yeah, so he's like competitive, uncomfortable, stressful, and that's not disc golf. That's work. So there you go. Captain America is cutting people in half with discs because they're smoking weed and taking mushrooms on the course. Yeah. So I read some reviews on Amazon for a few.

I got this starter set of Frisbees. I'm going to show you to the picture. Oh, great. I love seeing a picture. I love showing pictures. So this is a beginner disc golf set. They look pretty cool. A purple, a blue, and an orange.

Yeah, they got kind of like a kaleidoscope. Kind of, yeah, yeah. Like it's kind of, they kind of, they look pretty cool. They have good reviews, too, overall, by the way. 4.7 with like 3,400 reviews. Unfortunately, Chris, Ginger gave it two stars. Huh. Not ginger.

The dynamic colors shown on Amazon are not at all what we receive. Not colorful. Not bright. Not cheerful. Bright orange? No. Fated salmon. Rosie crimson?

No. Pepto pink. Pleasantly perky purple? This guy knows a lot. This person knows a lot of colors. I love it. Yeah. It is really mad about them, by the way.

Not colorful. Pleasantly perky purple. No. Dust mite gray. Maybe appearance doesn't matter if you're an older dude wanting a serious product for disc golf games. But for our nine-year-old daughter's birthday, these colors, aesthetically speaking, are undeniably depressing.

Definitely the worst gift she received this year, not due to product quality, but because of their time faded, aspiring to mediocrity color palette appearance, almost as if they'd been left outside to bake through a long hot summer and further forgotten come fall to suffer through an aggressively unforgiving winter. Sad product to behold, let alone hold.

Don't know how a manufacturer gets away with this seeming bait and switch. See, it says a lot about the world that Amazon would sell subpar colored discs. And I have a feeling like, I mean, listen, this poor kid, because like this parent sounds like a real like, yeah, real pain in the ass kind of like I feel like the kid just wasn't really into the discs and now this person's making a big deal of it, you know? Do you think it's possible that this parent plays disc golf and they want their nine year old daughter to get into disc golf? Yeah, and then the nine-year-old-old is like, she's like, no, I don't want to play with a frisbee at all.

And he's like, well, it must be the color. Yeah. Or I think it's like, I think it's just as likely that the kid was totally fine with these. And it was just this ginger that was like mad about the colors. Yeah. Admittedly, this review might trend too harsh since I can't help but feel guilty about our daughter's obvious disappointment on her birthday. I think it's her disappointment, not the dog. I do feel, I don't think the daughter, I just don't think the daughter had a strong feeling about them.

My bad, just a heads up to any other parents out there. You don't want this. Next guy goes, feminine colors only. Girl colors. Purple and pink, they're girl colors. And orange. Orange is, I get, orange is kind of. But they famously call orange the lady color.

Yeah. I knew color would vary, but the colors we received were two hot pinks, not at all red. and a purple. This set was supposed to be an exciting Christmas gift for my son, but I cannot give him these. Yeah, I cannot give these to my son. My son will, yeah, I need my son to become a real man. And he can't be giving him.

No, my son, who's two years old, he loves the color pink. That's his favorite color. That's because he's two. He doesn't know any better. He doesn't know. When he turns nine, I'm going to let him know that, guess what, your new favorite colors is blue and blue. black.

Straight out. This is how we recruit more trans people is by tricking you into giving your kids a purple and pink disc golf. So funny to buy. Also to buy something that says assorted colors. Like you don't pick the colors. And then you get it and you're like, I don't think I was going to get that color. Yeah. Especially when assorted colors, but I didn't think they were going to be all the girl ones.

God damn. I thought at least I'd get one boy one in there. A boy, a boy frisbee is so funny. And I don't, I will say this. In 2026, I don't think little boys even are against pink or purple. Yeah, I don't think it's a thing anymore. I don't, I think it's a lot less the case. Like, I think that colors are a lot more gender neutral now.

There's still obviously a little bit people care about it, but mostly the adults probably. It's been like, it's been like 15. or 20 years since like the like popped collar pink polo thing was big yeah yeah totally yeah like it's been a long time a metrosexual is just not even a word yeah it was like 25 years ago yeah yeah and that's where they would say because they'd be like oh this guy's wearing a pink silk shirt what's he a metrosexual what's he shave you know what I mean and like it's just this this is this guy this guy must wash his anus look at his Why it'd get fucked in it.

And it seems like a guy that's mad because his son got, I don't think the son would care personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this guy. Two stars, not durable. Zero resilience to this material. It's just desperately waiting for a twig or pebble to tear it in half. Not sure why I'm even giving it two stars.

Doesn't seem possible that a twig would tear it in half. And what, is that you throwing the twig at it? How is it hitting the twig? Well, listen to this. I'm disappointed, but I still hope the product could improve. It has a good feel to it, but hitting a ladybug mid air would take a chunk out of your disc. It's that weak. I don't believe any.

He's like, I'm getting this. I'm stress testing it. I'm putting it in a vice and like bending it. Come on. They're designed to just float gently through the air and land softly. I think it's going to be okay. I don't think it's possible to make a fragile, It's hard plastic, right?

It's hard. It's like hard plastic. It'll hit into a tree and they'll be fine, I'm sure. I'm really curious about the ladybug part of this, but like it's a strange. I think he's trying to really make. I think he's being a little bit hyperbolic. I get it. And yeah, yeah.

It's a weird idea of like, uh, he was trying to think of something really a flying bug. He was trying to think about flying bug. He was like probably going a little too far. And he's like, I don't want to say bird. But it's got lady in the title. So it also has lady. It's a wuss thing. And even this like lady thing could break it.

Because it's especially if it's in girl colors, that makes it extra week. Oh, if a pink one goes through and hits a ladybug, it's like what it's shattered. So here's another picture for. And I want you guys to know this is a Franklin Sports disc golf basket, portable disc golf target with chains included disc golf basket, It's stand equipment, hole and course creation. So, okay, this is the cheapest looking thing. This is a classic Amazon cheap version of something that you can get. Yeah.

It says starter plastic chain. So this is a starter thing. Mm-hmm. And it has a plastic chain. And it's $57.99. On sale from $89.99. Yeah. I don't think it was ever $89.99.

Yeah. No, no way. Now, these reviews are so good because this guy goes one star, 100% trash. Every individual piece of this package is worthless. As other reviewers have mentioned, the disks are made from plastic. I tried to break this down and sell it for parts and I got nothing from it at all. As other reviewers have mentioned, the discs are made from plastic that is absolutely unacceptable. quality use in disc quality for that's okay sorry that is absolutely unacceptable quality for use in disc golf

even if you really like bubble gum soft plastic that turns upside down as soon as it leaves your hands the discs the discs aren't even PDGA approved so they're completely pointless uh not even PDGA approved so they're pointless to use then because it's like if you get a really good score or whatever you can't even clock it with the PDGA you can't let the PDGA know that you're thinking of going pro yeah you'll get you'll get blackballed if you get caught using yeah he goes the basket's absolutely the worst part of this and by the way i did i showed chris and jane it's the cheapest looking thing you've ever seen it's so obviously shit yeah he goes so many problems where do i begin the plastic chains don't catch anything it says it on the thing

that it has plastic chains you know what i mean he goes uh uh the chains will break before they catch a Put, I'll just buy some metal chains from my local hardware store and put those on. Not so fast, my friend. Remember, the entire basket is made of plastic, and is held together by very flimsy plastic connectors. If you attempt to hang anything heavier than plastic from the top band, those delicate, cheap plastic parts will be broken in no time at all, rendering the basket useless as well. The cloth stitching that holds the top band together is so pointless as well.

You'll need many zip ties to try and keep this piece of trash. together. This guy just spending so much money on extra parts to try to bring this up to code. Like why just have you considered buying? By the one that's $130. Yeah, buy the one that's more expensive and made out of the good material. That's probably what you're going to want to do. He wouldn't bought chains. He went to the Home Depot and bought chains. It was like, I'll just hang my own chains. That should work. And like having not touched it, you know what I mean? Oh, he got home with the chains. Oh, God damn it's plastic. Oh. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I shouldn't check that before I left.

He goes, the price being charged for this package is absolutely incredible. No matter how deep of a discount you can get, this product is worth $0. Do not buy. I think it's for kids, by the way, because they sell a lot of junk for kids. This guy goes one star completely useless. This basket works about as well as sticking an umbrella in the ground upside down. The chains are useless. They're plastic.

Imagine the worst performance you can think of and then make it worse than that. Okay, I'm imagining. Okay, huh? That does seem like bad performance. That seems like the terrible performance. But I think you're right, Brian. This is for like kids in the backyard or something, right? Yeah.

The components are very flimsy and aren't stable, even with a tiny amount of wind. And the included discs look like they feel like they came from a dollar store. It scratches all of them. They probably are literally the exact ones that you would get at a dollar store. Correct. I bought this to try to get a basket that would meet a bare minimum performance. and be easy to move around. Definitely not worth it.

Get a metal chain basket. No shit. Yeah. So here's our, I got two more things here. Number one, I got some, I haven't done this in a long time. The best disc golf puns and jokes. Oh, is this in honor of the death of Mr. Norris? Yeah, we're trying to find a new Chuck Norris.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry for your loss, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry for our loss as well as Benjamin Netanyahu's loss as well. He was very sad about the death of Chuck Norris. And also if you're a patron, sorry for Michael Nolan's loss as well. Michael Nolan, big fan of Chuck Norris and did a whole video basically eulogizing him

and talking about how he's also a tough karate guy with a lot of black belts and stuff like that. And if you go back last week to the stream, we are doing the 21 Chuck joke salute. Yeah, we did the 21 Chuck Norris chokes salute that was suggested on Instagram by someone I think. Very solemn and respectful. Yeah. Very respectful. Very solemn. And I just can't get over how Benjamin Netanyahu was one of the first people to come out and say.

Disc golf funny puns for all frisbee pun lovers out there. I searched high and low for disc golf puns. As I often do for disc lost in the woods. So you can so you can use some of these to impress. press your friends and card mates. When a buddy makes a putt, say, looks like someone has a reservation for a whole number at PF chains. Oh, yeah.

You guys might be saying that's, you don't know my friends, though they would love that. Yeah. Here's a cool thing for you to say. Just to casually drop this. Your disc hits a tree, limb, and stops.

Somebody called the branch manager. that's nice can you imagine playing with this guy I would love it I would love it too man this would just be I'm picturing exactly what this guy looks like and I just I love this guy

getting a favorable kick off a tree means you have to praise treases that's Jesus he's loosening me a little bit not me he's getting me even more when everyone on the card makes par it's a parbecku

I was expecting party it's a barbecue that party works better but barbecue when your disc gets kicked into the fairway after hitting a tree that was a favorable trajectory you already so he's got more than one if you get a favorable trajectory

yeah okay this okay so here's some good humor two disc golfers walked into a bar the third one ducked So that's just kind of a... That's funny. That's funny. He walked into a bar and said four and none of them did anything because they don't know that lingo.

I feel like that other guy who was making all... Can you imagine when it's just like the last guy gets par on the hole? And then he's like, well, it was like a barbecue. Yes, I know. It's a barbecue. Here's a good one. A bad day at a disc golf beats a good day at work. So that's not so much a joke.

That's like a mantra. And it's like just the fishing thing, I think. I think it's just a, they just stole that from fishermen. Just shot the course record of 63 on my local course. Now onto the second hole. Okay. That's a classic one. That's a classic like golf joke or whatever.

And that one, it's a little corny, but that's the funniest of the lot, definitely. Like the most actually funny one. Okay, so one more here. Disc golfer versus homeowner. A disc golfer accidentally threw a disc into someone's backyard while playing on a new course. He quietly opened the gate and walked into the yard to get his disc. As he bent over to pick up the disc, he heard a voice that says, that's my disc.

Startled, he looked up and saw the homeowner, leave the disc and get off my property, said the homeowner. But it's my disc, said the disc golfer. Oh, okay, I'll tell you what we can do, said the homeowner. We can take turns kicking. each other in a crotch. The last man still standing gets to keep the disc. Okay, let's do it, said the disc golfer, realizing that was the only way he could get his disc back. I'll go first, said the homeowner. He kicked the disc golfer right in the crotch as hard as he could. The disc golfer almost went down. It was the worst pain he'd ever felt, but he maintained his footing. He did not

want to lose his disc. It took a minute to get his composure back. But the disc golfer looked up with a smile. It's my turn now. He said, nah, replied the home. owner, you can have the disc as he turned and walked back inside. Now, that is the kind of joke where you're like, please don't tell me jokes like that. Yeah, the ones that are just really long and it's not like, yeah, the ones that are long and not that funny. So here we go. This is off our slash disc golf.

This is the last thing we're going to do. And this guy says, stop playing music. In general? You wouldn't like the music I like. so why should I listen to your shitty music? So he recognizes his music sucks that he listens to. Yeah, I listen to the shittiest music. He probably listens to heavy metal, right?

Okay. Because you know how heavy metal guys get. Oh, yeah. They're like, man, you would, you'd be so fucking freaked out by the shit I listen to. Stuff I list you fucking sucks. You would hate it. Two, I don't like your music. Three, even if I do like your music, it distracts me from throwing.

Four, we're in the woods. I love the sounds of nature. Five, why is this a thing I have to deal with? Six, when did we abandon the maximum that I don't have to deal with your bullshit? Seven, wear headphones. Seven. You're a selfish dick. So this guy goes, don't play loud music.

Don't litter. Don't break tree limb. Don't break. Don't break tree limbs. This guy goes, I'm a fanatical anti-invasive plant person. I carry a literal card from my loathe. county saying I'm allowed to remove non-native plants from county land. This is license to kill.

Okay, chill out, cool guy, all right? We don't need this. This isn't a cool off. Look, there's only so much pussy to go around. Yeah. You're taking all of it. As soon as you whip out that card. When I'm playing courses here, Montgomery County, Maryland, I'm usually breaking the bad

plants. My case is unusual, but I absolutely do that. Okay. This guy goes, thanks for your service, but I wasn't referring to botanists. Yeah, thank you. But this guy, with all the, like, in this guy's defense, that guy who has the non-invate or the invasive plant card or whatever. Yeah. He rarely finds an opportunity where he can bring this up without really shoehorning it in.

So he hears somebody talking about, hey, don't break plant limb, tree limbs or whatever. and he's like, okay, I think I can safely mention my card here and I won't seem completely insane, you know? This guy goes, I get what you're saying. As someone who listens to music sometimes during a round, I always turn it off when approaching other players within earshot. Uh, gets a reply. I came here to say this exact thing. I don't listen to music often when I'm out, but we'll carry a speaker and turn it down to a whisper when I come up on someone. Uh, guy asks, why not just use headphones?

and now I love this. I feel like wearing a headphones on the course could be dangerous. If you're wearing headphones, it's harder to hear a four call or have awareness of your surroundings. And guy goes, I guess, I don't play many courses where it would be an issue.

Also wear my headphones when I play solo, always aware if I'm holding up a group. He goes, if you're playing a course that isn't crowded, then sure, it's not a big deal. But if you're not playing a crowded course, then a speaker wouldn't be a problem then, right? I certainly agree that someone blasting music

so loud that it can be heard from far away is a douchebag move and when they deserve to be shame. But if you're listening to music and your only card mates or a group of very close can hear, you shouldn't be as mad as O.P. is. Life's too short to be mad at that. Mad for something like this. Now, this is where we find out. This guy's like, this guy searched his post history and he's been posting this for two years, like periodically. Oh. For two years. about the music. He's on a just like one-man crusade. Yeah, he does not want the music.

I love this guy. It's dangerous. This is why you can't wear headphones. No, this is what I like, dangerous. You can't hear a tree falling or someone yelling for. It's tree falling. You never know.

If a tree falls in the forest and you're wearing headphones, do you realize it's making a sound? Do you realize you're about to die? You're about to be killed by a tree. I mean, yeah, I don't, listen, the four thing, I feel like you can listen to me. It's different than golf or whatever, in my opinion, but I don't know enough.

It just seems like it requires a lot less concentration than striking a tiny golf ball with a golf club. Sure. Like, you're just throwing a disc. Yeah, he goes dangerous. You can't hear a tree falling or someone yelling for it. I don't want to be alone in the woods crushed by a tree because I didn't know it was falling. No, I agree with them on that. I don't want to take a driver to the face because I didn't know a disc was coming.

The tree falling is the one where I'm like, I don't think that's going to have you. I think you're safe. Yeah, I don't know that I've ever seen a tree falling over ever before. The guy goes, Jesus, do you play in a war zone? And my 15 years of playing, I've never seen or heard a tree falling in the woods. Well, nobody hears them. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a band of brothers and during the Battle of the Bulge.

Trees are just fucking exploding everywhere around them. Never gotten close to being hit by a disc. But yeah, if you're too scared to wear headphones, I don't, then don't. He goes, I've been playing for a few months two weeks ago. We went out and played around. A lady stopped and talked to us. Someone teed off going in the opposite direction we were. Next thing you know, there was a disc bouncing off that lady's buttocks.

Person never yelled, by the way. Buttocks. Now, buttocks is a word that will always hit my ears. That's great. That's great. Yeah. That's awesome. It's hard to remember to use buttox.

Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You have to get into like principal skinner mindset to say buttocks. But it makes it makes a joke about butts better. Way funnier. Yeah. For some reason.

Yeah. He goes, person never yelled for. That's the second closest I've come to getting hit with a disc. Just because it doesn't happen to you on 15 years. Doesn't mean it didn't happen. So this guy goes, a woman got hit in the buttocks. That's, I mean, I basically was right next. It's like when when every small town was like we could also be a target for 9-11.

9-11 they're like our county fair could be uh they're gonna come after the dairy works yeah and i'm standing it's the same as saying i'm standing next to a woman that got hit in the butt with a frisbee could have been me that could have been me you know this guy goes what if everyone brought their speakers and they tried to bring bigger and louder speakers and then they all played their own music all at the same time good point could be an issue this guy goes like kind of a agree with you, but it's such an easily corrected problem. Just stall for a few minutes to create a little space between yourself and a noisy group. If music goes, now this guy gets really crazy.

If music's okay, then it's also okay for me to bring my air horn. No, I think it's different, man. But again, an air horn. The air horn is like, like, you know, obviously there's a great jackass thing where he's blowing his air horn when the people are hitting golf balls. One of the funniest things ever. one of the funniest things but again i just think the air horn i don't know but would it even throw you off that much while you're throwing a disc i used to live my my not high school freshman school

we had a freshman school between high school and between eighth grade and our sophomore year we had a different separate school that we went to as ninth graders and it was by a golf course and we used to cut class and it was we'd stand in the woods and we would just yell for and other things at the golfers and they'd get so mad and chase us but it was like I'm not afraid of you come on yeah this is what we this is our lifeblood is an elderly person out on a golf course is going to try to beat us of good luck I we live my my high school is right beside a pitch and pot like a nine nine hole we would go play all the time we didn't yell at people just went and played golf yeah this guy goes, why should the person who's quiet and courteous have to pause?

If you want to play music, then go at 6 a.m. and stop imposing your selfishness on my game. End of story. Guy goes, couldn't we use this argument against yours as well? It's not against the rules of any part to play music at a reasonable volume. So wouldn't it be your selfishness that's being imposed on me in that instance? I like this. Like, barring course rules not allowing it, you're in a public space and it's allowed.

We can argue people could be more polite, but that's not what you're saying. Or at least it doesn't seem like it. I love them going through like a freshman philosophy course like in the comment section. Yeah. He goes, you people are insufferable. Golf requires concentration. I can't think of anything more selfish than disturbing someone who is trying to dial in. There's a reason speakers aren't allowed on golf courses.

It's also allowed for me to fart in your fucking face in public. But I would never do that because it's fucking rude. that's good point he's right yeah you guy could fucking fart right in your face it's legal if some farting is legal yeah he goes if someone has a speaker playing music on the bus or train do you consider that okay maybe it's not against the rules but it sure is obnoxious i mean i do agree with that yeah yeah it's also an enclosed space yeah yeah i don't i i i i there's two like the people that play stuff out loud on in public do blow my mind mind.

Like, how there's just no shame to it. Yeah. Like, I don't know how you couldn't do that and just be mortified. There's a guy in my building. I live in like a high-rise building and it has like a gym in it and stuff. And there's a guy that every once in a while he'll be in the elevator with me like coming from the gym. And he's just still playing his music out loud, assuming he was in the gym too.

Yeah. And like in the workout room. But he just gets on the elevator and like when he was playing. Lenny Kravitz one time, like really loud. That's the worst thing you can do. I just get on an American woman is playing in the off of his phone and the elevator is like, I don't, yeah, I don't know how you can do that and not just feel so embarrassed. You, I feel like.

You can also like people who play their music, I say this all the time. Because I live in, I live like downtown. So cars, they cruise back and forth. Yeah. You know what I mean on the main road? And, uh, those guys in, in those, um, slingshots. Yeah.

When it starts to get warm out, they have these huge fucking speakers on them, and they just drive back and forth all night. You can hear their music. You'll never hear a good song on it. No, no, no. Of course not. See, like, okay, I, all of that being said, mortified,

I would be mortified to, like, hear somebody, like, you're replaying my, like, music or a podcast off my phone in public or something. But I don't know. I don't think it's that big of a deal on the disc golf course. No, it's outside. Yeah, and you're going to be like, you know, hundreds of yards away from the other group

probably while you're doing this stuff. It's outside. Like, I don't know. And it just feels like- You can't even carry with you something big enough to like make it like audibly annoying at the distances you're supposed to be away from other groups. But it feels like it's like something you could do as well. Like it's just like kind of like fits the vibe of what it is, you know?

You're walking around in the woods. You're having a nice time. You're drinking a beer, smoking a little bit, hanging out with your friends. Like, yeah, put on some tunes. Like the guy that was like, oh, yeah, no, I play it out of my speakers. But if I come up on somebody else, I turn it down. That seems eminently reasonable. It does.

Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, the people that baffle me are the ones that play their music loud on them. And I did have that happen to me when you take your headphones out and what you're listening to plays out loud. Oh, yeah. I had that happen on the play. plane when I was coming home from L.A. And it was a fucking wrestling podcast. And I couldn't turn it off so people heard what I was listening to.

I was so fucking embarrassed. I wanted to tell the lady next to me, like, if I just listen to this wrestling stuff because it's silly? Sometimes I'll be, like, in a parking lot. And I turn on my car and they'll, like, auto play from my phone the last thing I was listening to. And if it's, like, a podcast will come on. And, like, I was like, that's just the intro theme to a podcast.

I don't want you thinking I'm like listening to like this extremely mid music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's just it's utilitarian music. It's just the intro to the podcast. The other guys that blow my mind, I've always wondered this. And I don't know if you see this often. The people that are on the phone like all day on FaceTime and are just going around town on FaceTime all day.

Yeah. That is nuts. I cannot imagine what they're talking about. My parents love to do like FaceTime at restaurants. Like, because my, a lot of our family is scattered across the country. Like, you know, I'm like, my grandma lives in Texas. My brother and his family live there. They move around because they're in the Air Force lot.

And they'll like, oh, yeah, let's talk to your brother and his kids. And they'll just like bring it up at the restaurant. And that is mortifying to me too. That might as well be like just playing your music on your phone out loud at the restaurant. I think it's incredibly embarrassing. It's very weird too. All right. Well, that is disc golf guys.

Jane, thank you for coming on. Would you like to plug anything? Yeah, of course. I have my podcast batting around. It's a baseball podcast. Opening day is, well, this is technically opening day. We're recording this on Wednesday. But there's a weird thing where they're just doing like Yankees Orioles game on Netflix

at Wednesday night and the rest of the things. That's not opening day. No, it's not yet. It's a Netflix special. I saw that. The Jays play their first game on Friday, I think. Right. Is their opening day?

Yeah, I'm pretty excited. I'm wearing a J's shirt right now. Actually, I'm pretty excited about this season. Excited to watch the Jays. Let's all get together and hate the Los Angeles Dodgers. They are the villains of the major leagues now. We hate them. Fucking hate them.

Fuck the Dodgers. I always have a Dodgers ad on usually. I have a dog just add, like, within reach. Do you have tickets next Tuesday for the home opener of the Columbus Clippers? You do. Yeah, I have so many tickets now. So I'm going a lot. Thanks, Jane.

Yeah, thank you. Chris, thank you. Oh, hey, thanks, Brian, for having me on, man. Anytime, anytime. We'll see y'all next week. Goodbye. Bye. Kiss guys.

Bye. Kiss guys. Oh, I'm like, look forward to that. Thank you.