Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 168 - VR Guys with Dead Blossom Jesse

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Tickets are going fast for the Toronto Live Show on 6/5! https://www.theguysery.com/ This week on Guys we had Dead Blossom Jesse from Stores on to talk about VR guys! Do they complain too much, what is there to do other than porno. Is stand up good in VR, what if your wife thinks VR is stupid? What type of VR furniture should you get? There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow Not Even a Show is back (temporarily) https://www.youtube.com/c/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian. I got Chris here with me. Hi, Chris. We're saying, you sort of, that was a little melodic. Thank you. I was just listening to music before we started recording. I noticed you were dancing.

When I came on the call, you had your AirPods in, or I don't know if they're actually AirPods. They are AirPods. Okay. He got ripped off on a pair of. I didn't get ripped off. I have two pair anyway. Yeah, I know. but like the one pair I think

was a rip off and you paid a lot of money for them but anyway Brian just held up a cat of nine tails of AirPods that's fair I do have like a weird charger it's like a USB charger that like splits into four and there's an air pod

at the end of each yeah it was kind of like a bouquet of AirPods almost it was kind of cute Brian what were you dancing to when I came on the call the song This is going to sound weird That I was dancing now The song O Me

By Nirvana on Nirvana Unplugged to New York Oh Yeah that's not the most danceable song That's a real groove If I had to lose I was like Listen

I heard where did you sleep last night Like a couple weeks ago And that might be the first song That ever gave me an emotion In my entire life And because my friend and Nate was like, you got to check out this Nirvana. I'm plugged.

And I was like, there's no way I'm listening to anything I'm plugged. Never. But it wasn't really unplugged either. They had, they were plugged in. Like on the man who sold the world, they clearly are playing an electric guitar. It's an acoustic guitar plugged in. And he was like, you got to listen to this shit. You got to listen to this shit.

It's great. And I was like, I'm not. I will not. And then he was like, let me tell you what. I'll loan it to you. Listen to the last song. And I did. And he was screaming.

And I was like, God damn, man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm really, I'm hurt right now. You were feeling a little bit emotional. I loved that. I was obsessed with. I think it was like when I was younger, that was just the whole Nirvana unplugged was like the best shit ever to me the first time I saw it, I think. Yeah. And then the next time I got really emotional was hearing, are you ready at the beginning of blind by corn?

I was like, now I'm emotion. Yeah, yeah. And our guest this week, DBJ, Deb Bloss of Jesse. Hi, Jesse. Oh, Brian, Chris. It's time to talk. Oh, nice. Nice.

I got one for Jesse this time, too. Like, we made them do psychedelic guys and we made them do a weird crypto zoology guys. But now we're doing VR guys and I assume you like VR. I like VR and I like VR guys. Do you like VR? I was very excited. So what I learned is these guys are one insanely long winded. Calm down, guys.

You don't have to post like a whole book every time you post. And two, oh, they love porno. These guys are all jacking off. Okay. Yeah, it's really crazy. Yeah, that's, listen, I, myself, I only ever had like an early Oculus, like one of the ones that wasn't that good. And I used it sometimes.

I would use it during, I want to say it was probably a, would have been considered, like if I was writing a biography, a dark point in my life, a low point in my life, where I would, take a lot of mushrooms, straight edge now, by the way, in case you're going to try to send me any drugs. Just like EM McKay. But no, in a different way. Exactly like EMK. I would take a bunch of mushrooms and then I would go into the VR world, you know,

and I would play like a game that was like a bunch of shapes or something like that. You're saying this is, I went into the VR world. Yeah, that's what it was to me. I was like, and my girlfriend at the time would just, you know, come home and I would just be like sitting there in the VR world like, whoa, like, you know, and I would. I'd be completely out of it. Now, Chris just made a motion with his hands like a baby batting at a mobile. Yeah, that's kind of what it would have been like.

I was so bad at the games and I didn't know how to do them and I was all high on mushrooms. Like, you want to talk about it. If you think your partner's distant, try having a partner who's high on mushrooms in the VR world when you come home from work. Did you ever have something where she took the VR headset off of you and then you thought that you were entering the VR world again? Like, and your old, the R world is real. And then your girlfriend is fake. No, I never had that thankfully. I, no, I did not deal with that.

But that would have been, that would have messed me up. I also just remembered that, this is really, this is really kind of embarrassing. But sometimes I would just sit at like a lake. What? You live by a lake. I live in your house. Yeah, but a virtual lake. A virtual lake.

It was like in the woods. and I would just sit there on mushrooms. Because what the fucker lives in the most lake city in the world? Yeah, I don't live right by a late dog. There's all kinds of water everywhere. But again, as I mentioned, it was a dark point in my life, I think, where I was just kind of spending a lot of time at home. Chris taking mushrooms and then putting on his VR headset and going to the virtual

shitty apartment. He could sit on like a falling apart couch and he's like, whoa, it's just like real life. No, just to be clear, I was, I actually was in a nice. apartment at that point. It was, it was pretty decent. Excuse me. Yes. Hey, Jesse, I just want to clarify. I'm sorry. My apartment was fine. It was internally where the issues lay, I think. I didn't mean to come after your apartment. Chris, I love your apartment. I'll send you a photo of the apartment so that you can

understand just that this was actually we're very lucky to get it. I got the apartment because the guy who was renting it out. And I was just joking and I love your apartment, Chris. And I think it's awesome. Yeah. Well, I was just the guy who the guy was a British guy. and I talked to him about footy and he rented me the apartment because, you know, we were both big fans of it in Premier League football. So, yeah. This is like me doing VR and just sitting on my patio. You know what I mean?

Which, by the way, ruined everything. This new patio furniture ruined my life. How so? Can you explain? Because I saw it. It's very minimal. It's just like a couple pieces of furniture out on it. It looks pretty normal to me.

Block the window. It comes up like half of the window. so when I put the fan in the window and you know I like to have a lot of fans running all the time. Yeah. It doesn't blow any air in and I keep hinting to Katie about it. I keep going like a patio furniture's kind of

in a way in it. That's not really that much of a hint. That's pretty direct. Just hinting at it. Yeah, you're just hinting at it. I'm doing master manipulation tactics on my wife. I'm just, hey, honey, I'm really upset with you about you putting the furniture out there and it's blocking

All right. Let's get looking at these guys. Can I just ask, sorry, I know Brian hates to be cut off when he's going into a post, but Jesse, do you, like, have you had VR? What is your experience personally with VR? I have a VR headset and I've had a lot of fun playing it. I enjoy it as a video game. I think it is like a fun video game thing. The problem is that every guy who likes it is the most insane guy I agree in the world. And it requires so much setup that it is the sort of thing of like, you maybe want to play VR like two days out of a calendar year.

Yeah. You know? And that's about as much as you need. So can I ask? I found that. I found that it was like the whole thing and getting into it and getting it all, you know, that it was just like such a hassle that I didn't end up doing it as much as I think probably a lot of people are like that.

You're like, oh, I'm going to use this all the time. And it's like you end up using it. Also, also I have a specific problem with VR heads. which is my head is too large. And so it doesn't it doesn't focus right on my eyes. And I looked up why. And there were other posts of people being like, I have an enormous elephant head and I can't see my VR chat character.

Can I ask, do either are you guys ever go on VR chat? No. It's a kind of thing that people go to. I'm familiar with VR chat through being on Twitch so much. Chat is the end of days. It is, I wanted to read a bunch of reviews of it, but all of them are like, this thing's full of pedophiles. Yeah.

Oh, I see. So it's not so ripe for, sort of silly mocking. Yeah. Not really. Like where you have like an avatar and you're like in an actual place and you're chatting with people. It's kind of like second life a little as as far as like the way that people use it. Yeah.

It's like, what do you do in, what do you do in VR chat? and the answer is whatever people are doing in VR chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just seems weird. Like, one guy was like, I cuddle my girlfriend in VR chat, like, and when we go to bed, they're in the same house together, but they're also cuddling also in VR chat when they lay down. And it's like, I just cuddle with my, I mean, I want to cuddle. I'll just do it.

Do you call a lot, Brian? Would you say you cuddle with your wife a lot? Sure. That's nice. Yeah. I'll tell you, Ariel and I just had a very, very long. We're, there's a lot of sickness. Charlie's sick right now and it's real rough and we just had a very long hug.

We just had a hug too. Me and my wife just had one. Not two minutes. It was shorter than that. Yeah. But it was fine. Yeah. And I also get a lot of physical touch in my life.

My daughter just texted me. Yeah, I got to hear it. My daughter texted me. We were talking. She was like, uh, weather is perfect for you. You love this weather. You know what I mean? And I was like, yeah, it's great.

And I was like, I love walking to get dinner. It makes me feel like a city guy. She's like, you are a city guy. And you have a cool job and you have cool friends. And I was like, well, on that last one. Not true. Well, hang on a second. Hang on a second.

Zero. But that's, you know, but the. Stefan Heck. Yeah. I mean, that guy's cool. I mean, listen. She specifically said Chris and I said, I'm never telling him that. But I don't.

Did she say, she said me? She made me as cool. with her though. That's very, that's nice to hear. But I think the point of what you're trying to money, then you need to say I'm the coolest guy. See, I think what happened here, what happened here is Brian was telling a sweet, touching heartfelt story and then he realized that and he got embarrassed. And then so he turned it in the air pulled on it and he's just like, yeah, none of my friends are cool. I hate them all. But reality is that's very sweet of Gwen to just say that. That must have made you feel fantastic. It did. Yeah. I like being a city guy. I want to be a city guy. I want to be a city.

guy growing up and I'm a city guy. So well, you wanted to work at a jewelry store growing up. I did want to also work at a jewelry store and lived in an apartment and call phone sex all the time. Yeah. Watching uncut gems at 14 and being like, that's the life. Oh, it's

how I want to go. It's worse than that. It's way worse. It's way more bad that it was literally, I want to work at a jewelry store and live in an apartment that's one mile from where I grew up and live alone so that I can go home every day and whack off to phone sex.

Like call phone sex and not get in trouble for it. He didn't want anybody to be able to breathe down his neck about how much phone sex he was having. That was the main thing. And he just figured the jewelry store was a pretty, you know, happening place where he could make a bit of bank to cover his phone sex addiction. It's a respectable retail job. Yeah.

Yeah, I agree. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. It's the highest level retail job you can have. I think. I wonder if that's, yeah, I guess it is. Name another one. Tuxedo salesman? Yeah, I guess jewelry store, if you're working,

Working in a high-end, like the amount that you'd be selling stuff is very expensive. Yeah. Unfortunately, the one I wanted to work at was in the mall. Yeah, but still. Okay. Hey, this guy goes, this guy posts on VR gaming. This is mainly just a vent, which I love. Obviously, I love doing that.

But out of all the communities I dabble in, gamers are the biggest and most weirdest Karens and even worse than that, VR gamers. I can't go a day without seeing someone. bitch about the new meta home looks horrible or this new update broke everything by the way if the new update broke everything that is a legitimate complaint and that happens that definitely happens in gaming and software and on every platform yeah across all and and also i've heard like the meta versus shit isn't it isn't it's made fun of it it's made fun of everyone i think they totally shut it down yeah they killed it yeah so this guy is just like all these karens are complaining about

this thing that they decided was so bad that they discontinued it all together. This can't exist anymore. It's too bad to allow to live. When I do an episode of guys and I go to a subreddit, I like it to have like more than 10,000 people on it. And I went to the Metaverse subreddit and I had 1,400 people on it, which is crazy. You would think that's where all the guys would be. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah. But he goes, I can't go down without seeing someone bitch about, quote, the new meta home looks terrible or quote, this new update broke everything or quote, standalone games look like ass or quote, there's too many racist kids, et cetera. I could go on. Well, I will say this. We we, we played once on the. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Oh, it's swarming with racist children and the pedophiles that hunt them. Oh, complain. Cair and alert. Karen alert I will say we went like

this is the closest thing to that chat thing that you're talking about because on the go-off kings we played this game called comedy night which is you have an avatar and you go up

and you tell you go to a comedy club and people are going up like an open mic and doing and I will say the one complaint I did have and I don't want to sound like a Karen here is that every single person who is going up on stage

seem to be a teenager just making racial, saying racial slurs. Yeah. Sounds like there's a lot of that in this community. Yeah. Because be patient and just enjoy what we have. I believe if television launched early and you guys were around to be customers, we probably wouldn't have TVs because you complained the company's out of business.

By the way. Can I ask a question? Yeah. What does he mean if television launched early? Does he mean like if it was discovered before the railroad? Like the baby television? It's like television is in the 1940. That's pretty early.

Yeah, I think he just mixed. He mixed up his words a little bit on it. I think he means if you were around when television was launched, I think is what he's trying to say. I don't think so. I think if I think he's saying if television came around before people were ready for it. Yeah. Oh, like caveman times or.

I see. Something. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It is funny to say to treat television coming. like being invented the same as the metaverse. It's like, oh, look, look what just came out recently.

Television. I mean, I think people did complain about television and stuff, too, when it came out. Like, I think that big change and huge things like that. Everyone's going to, but Ray Bradbury wrote a whole damn book about it. Complaining ass. Karen alert. He was a Karen. He was a Protestant Karen.

That's one of the most Protestant carrot. Waspy fucking Cairns in literature. He goes, even the shittiest VR game is amazing. So he, this guy's just amazed by the concept of VR and he's just like, just be happy that you're able to experience this. It's fucking crazy, man. This sounds like an older guy who's like, you know, he's kind of like, God damn it. This is, I didn't even, I couldn't even serve the internet when I was growing up.

And now I can, you know, I got this pair of boobs right in front of my face. And it looks like they're really there. I also point out, like, this guy actually sounds like that weird, like, Louis CKG guest spot on Conan that went around to everybody where it was like, we have a computer in our pocket and we can just talk about what I mean. And everybody can get in that airplane and like you're complaining about an airplane in it like. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, yes, I understand the passive pivoted. And it started out an amazing trajectory with high quality experiences.

But how many people in the world actually got to experience? Half-Life Alex or Lone Echo or any of these high-quality experiences? Probably very few. Fast forward to now, I bet at least 60% of people that have played Alex started with a Quest 1 or 2. The truth is, if you want more and better VR experience, there has to be a bigger player base. How do you get a bigger player base?

You go the console route. We know that consoles have always been lower fidelity than PC. It's only just now kind of catching up. the pivot to cheaper hardware and lower fidelity games was necessary in order to bring VR to a bigger market just give it some time and be patient don't like the low quality standalone games we'll give the tech time to grow and you'll have full triple a experiences within like five years by the way i'm not waiting i'm not going to buy a thing that i have to wait five years yeah and wait a second you're saying like these things are expensive as well the valve index is still a thousand dollars yeah i mean you're just

like, dude, just relax and, you know, like, just wait five years to when it's completely out of date and nobody uses it anymore. There's a way more expensive one that comes out. Like, exactly. Yeah, that's the crazy. That's the craziest thing to try to tell somebody like, hey, man, just accept that this thing that they're charging way more than a regular console for has really bad games. Like, I don't know, maybe launch them when they're ready and good. And I think a lot of them are probably, right? They're like Jesse would know better than us. Like, there's probably games that are and even when I was playing there were games that were fun and pretty good yeah there's a lot of fun stuff to be had but it is like I don't know what to

somebody like this I don't know what to tell them because it is just like yeah you're paying a thousand dollars just to be able to play it and you don't that needs to be plugged into a $1,500 PC to be able to play and it's like you should know what you're getting into you don't need everybody else to also like it yeah well he does that's the online thing of like everybody else needs to like it for me to feel okay liking it. He does say this, don't like Horizon Worlds. Well, ready player one has to start somewhere. That made me sad.

That is not what I want. I'm not looking for that at all. Like, that is one of the worst movies. Oh, I liked it. I've seen in years. I like that movie. I loved that. I don't know if I loved it, but I liked it.

No, I swear to God, I did. In like one of those like, I didn't know, I didn't think it was really good or super well done, but I just, I don't know, I, I enjoyed watching it. I found it to be a fun movie. Really stupid ending and really like, you know, super predictable and everything, but I did. I'm not going to lie. I'm not just going to try to be cool to, you know, just so that Brian can fucking think of me as one of his cool friends.

I'm going to say what I really believe and I like that movie. I hated that movie and I don't feel hate for too many movies, but that movie I truly absolutely fucking despised. Have you guys seen or read the, Ernest Klein, who is the guy who wrote Ready Player 1, and of course, Ready Player 2. Have you seen his porno poem? Sorry?

His porno poem? I think I have, but I don't remember. It's like a five page long poem about how he's horny for nerd girls. It's really, come on. It's really foul. Yeah, and he goes, the whole point of this is be patient, just be grateful for the awesome

experiences we have. I still have at least 50 games on my back. long that I've yet to dive into that are amazing. Actually, how do you know they're amazing? You haven't played them? If you haven't played them yet, it'll probably take me years to get through all that. By that time, there will be just as many experiences and higher quality at that. It's growing and it'll get better.

Try and find the good in it and just have fun. If you don't like it so much, then just study game development and create your own experiences. That's a good. Oh, yeah, I'll go ahead and do that. I think he's mad that he spent $1,500. I think he's really feeling bad about it and he's trying to make himself feel better. Yeah, this guy reply goes, dude, get off Reddit, L.O.L. person who doesn't drink or smoke hangs out in the smoking bar all day and complains about the smoking and drinking. So he's saying Reddit is where you go to complain. And I tend to agree these people complain quite a bit. Go to your city Reddit.

Everybody's complaining. I think I saw a guy. Yes. Complaining about a restaurant. that added a 20% tip but got rid of the tip line on the receipt. And a guy was mad. He was like, what if I didn't want to tip 20%? And I'm just like, don't go out, motherfucker. You've got to tip 20% at least. You know the deal by now. By now, it's not like you didn't know it was coming.

You're not from like, you're not from France where you can like pretend like you don't know what the score is like people do. like they come over and like a German comes over and it's like oh we don't do that it's like yeah but you know that we do so shut up it's one of the most famous things we do yeah it's annoying but you came to do you want to did you want to say how much i it felt like you wanted to say how much you tip normally tip or okay they call me mr big man around town yeah you i can't wait to be his waiter yeah yeah i mean i think that is true i well i mean i think people maybe in a in a re we've talked about this in a retail setting

You do kind of walk in and I feel like people see money signs above your head and just know that they can get you to spend a whole lot of money. So it might be the same way at a restaurant possibly. Nope, not true. Chris, Jesse, I went to R slash VR chat and in that subreddit, first of all, I have to tell them. I'm 18. So we'll go ahead and do that. So I see this. It seems like an ironclad system to make sure miners don't get on.

And you said you had to click. that you are? Yep, it's at our well that'll do it. So this is a kind of post I love anyway, but this takes place in VR chat and it the thing says

heckler gets embarrassed. Oh wait a second, I didn't realize Hofstetter was in the VR world. We love, do you know, Jesse do you know Steve Hofstetter? He's our favorite stand-up comedian. I think that you guys have talked to me about Hofstetter before. He has

he has some of, listen, I'll tell you what, if you're a Trump supporter, Vest not go to his show. Yeah, he can't. He'll tell you. Thank you for the heads up. I really appreciate it. You'll be put in your place pretty quickly and made to feel pretty stupid about yourself. Let's check out this heckler getting destroyed. And it's, it looks like a, like the avatar, it's, it says blue boom behind or something. It's called the Blue Room, I think. It's a comedy club. It's a comedy club. It's a comedy club. The avatar is like a guy wearing like a suit, a nice suit. Pimstripe suit, but his head is like a weird bunny head.

Yeah, he's got like, yeah, he's got bunny ears. He's got bunny ears sticking out of a bucket hat and he's got Blues Brothers sunglasses on. So that's him. Now I have two of these. I also have Jay Farrow doing this, which will listen to after this doing stand-up comedy. Like Jay Farrow, the guy from Saturday Live. From TV? Sometimes they get brought in, you know what I mean?

Like some company or something is like, yeah, we got Jay Farrow and they pay him a bunch of money to do it. Let's hope that's what it is. It's brutal, man. But let's check out this heckler getting embarrassed. And when you hear this, you'll be like, I can't imagine how anybody would enjoy this. All right, give it up for Mr. Ultra Prime. Is everyone booing? Yeah.

This joke's better to be funny. Okay, so the guy says his jokes better be funny. And Ultra Prime is a guy in a sort of steampunk vest with Optimus Prime's head. Yeah, and he's, so this is the comic. That was the host. The bunny ears guy was the host. Yeah.

I'm going to go back just a second so you can hear the heckler. Somebody just kind of said like, hey, his jokes better be funny. Yeah. Your personality better not suck. Fuck ass. Oh. that's it So this is like

It's interesting because these are real people doing it right So this guy must be a professional stand-up comedian The guy who's Yeah yeah yeah yeah he must Yeah he's fuck ass is a classic line If you ever tread the board It wasn't like a fun tone To how he said it either

No one was very angry It was so genuine That's what they teach you when you're doing stand-up Jesse is that you want to get genuine angry at the audience immediately and like show all of the emotion have it all come out right away you want to show that you're not in control of the situation at all yeah it's just he's so all it is is because there's not a real audience you're not getting I think that was a sound clip of people cheering you're not actually getting cheering in sounded the room yeah it sounds it looked

yeah yeah yeah real and a guy and the way you can tell that is that the guy that says this guy's jokes better be funny is louder than all the people clapping. And he's not even really heckling. I think he might have not realized his mic was on or something. And he's like, you know, it just sounded like kind of like, this guy's jokes better be funny or whatever. Probably with the way you handle that heckler, those jokes are probably great. They probably are funny.

If he let him get to his jokes, I bet they would have been good. This is a big thing in VR chat, which is bizarre, is the stand up clubs. Yeah. is like, here's the furry stand-up club. I guess that's one that I specifically am fascinated with because there's a lot of those. Oh, hey, we know it. We know somebody if you ever watch the bonus episodes. Tony Papa Dog would enjoy the furry stand-up.

He's our favorite stand-up comedian who wishes he was an animal. The furry stand-up is amazing because you're not allowed to be mean to each other or say anything mean. So it's like very friendly stand-up. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, that is funny and it's like, but let's be honest, in this type of a situation, that's probably for the best and going to make for a much more enjoyable experience. I don't know this. Yeah, and a bunch of people being like, I'm a rabbit.

Yeah, what are you gay? You know, like, just like, it's going to be a lot of that. That's pretty funny, though. Yeah. That's what I used to use. I used to use that on stage. Somebody would heckle me. I'd go, what are you gay?

What are you gay? And it would just, it would go crazy. And then I start fucking stool. There is another line here. Just one reply. This guy goes, and he's being positive to the comedian. And he goes, you got to be like the smartest guy in the room to actually be a funny comedian. I respect those people very much.

Yeah, that's what I find is like, oh, you really think you're going to go toe to toe with this guy who's like, you're talking to a guy who goes on stage once a month and has been doing it for about three years. and you're telling me that guy's going to go toe to toe with him. You'll always see those comments on like heckler videos. Like, I don't know why people heckle. Like, they think they're going to get the better of this guy who does it literally professionally. Like, and it's like- They get the better every, like 99% of the time.

A lot of hecklers can get the better of a comedian. It depending on the situation. The easiest guy to get the better of the history of the universe. If it's a professional, very good professional comedian who's like a headlining comic, then that's true, you know, you're probably, not going to get the better of. And they probably do this all the time. People are always heckling them. But there's a lot of comedians that you can get the better of very easily. Well, let's hear what it sounds like when a professional does stand up. Okay.

This is Jay Farrow at the Soap Stone Comedy Club. Uh, you can vote to be supportive of them. So that's what there, there's a meter. There's a big rubber chicken meter. Yes. And what that is is, people can vote and be like, man, this guy's really funny or this guy kind of. There's nobody here, by the way. I know. It's a little reminiscent of the Dutch flower market, wouldn't you agree? I mean, I don't know the Dutch flower market. I don't either.

But it is also depressing because you can only see four people. Yeah, it looks like four people are watching Jay Farrow perform. From the balcony, maybe there's some people down below, but you don't really see them. It seems as if, and that's like the real thing, right? Like the avatars are going to be like that. that's how many people are actually in there listening. I mean, that's what it looks like. So let's hear what it sounds like to do actual stand-up via professional comedian in the

metaverse or in VR chat. Okay, you can give me grief. Brian pressed play there and the audio was turned down for the floodbeds. Mothers from Bedstah, Brooklyn, brother. And you know what? I like the fact that my mom is from New York because I got a little bit of that source too. But you know what? You can always tell

when somebody's from New York because when they get in a fight with you, they will let you know where city they came from, what borough they came from, and one reason why they can kick your ass. You know what I'm saying? They will, that's what they do. Like, if you start talking trash to my mom,

she would go right into her Brooklyn accent, like straight. And she doesn't talk like that now. She'll sound like that now. Like, if you see her now and hear her, you'd be like, oh, she's a black woman from the suburbs. No, that's a black woman from the hood right there. That's what you really got. You can see the chicken meter slowly losing steam.

It's kind of like losing trigger pressure. I want to say you can also see a guy the whole time raising the roof off of the fountain. There's some people down below. So it's not just four people. Just to be clear, there's maybe about nine or ten people here who are watching this. And listen, I'm not even saying this is terrible. comedy. It's like if he was doing this to a real audience where he was getting real reactions and he was able to feed off of that or whatever, it wouldn't sound so fucked up, but he's just doing it to dead

silence. You can tell that there's audience energy that he is like that should fill the empty spaces figure. Yeah, totally, totally. But instead they're being filled by him sort of swallowing. It's Zoom. It's Zoom comedy. It's the, it's when there was the pandemic and they're doing the Zoom comedy shows or whatever and it was always like this it was never good there was not a single one that was good every single one was bad and uncomfortable for everyone involved and it was just like hey let's try this out and yeah i mean it didn't work thank god that that pandemic ended because if it didn't that was the end of stand-up comedy for real they were it was never going to fly in this way he's not done and got to get a big finisher she'll switch it up so quick she's fighting you

She'd be like this. Uh-uh. I'm from Brooklyn. I'm from doing the best of Brooklyn. I have 400 roaches in my house. One of them was white. I will kill you. Okay.

So we at the gas station one day. I am. Oh. Okay. Okay. He goes straight into another bit smartly. We're at the gas station. Yeah.

That's really tough to listen to, man. Like that much. The meter starts full. And by the end of it, it's only half full. Yeah, how brutal that must have been for him. He's like, I was on fucking Saturday night. I didn't even keep the chicken meter full.

I was in movies and TV shows and stuff like that. And I'm sitting here to nine people in VR chat. Like, I would love to know more about that how he ended up doing that. Like, who's behind that? Well, I do know that before him. Maybe he just has free time. He's just got a lot of time on his hands. I really like to believe that he's not just like, hey, this is something I want to do.

You got an extra Sunday. Somebody's like, I'll give you $500 to do this. Maybe, maybe, yeah, someone gave him some money, but yeah, I hope he didn't just decide. In the comments, in the comments for that, some guy was like, yeah, you think, I mean, you think that's bad. I watched Pete Holmes in here last week and it was horrible. Pete Holmes, I believe, would do this for free. Pete Holmes, I believe that. I hate Pete Holmes.

I think he's one of the worst comedians and one of the most unlikable guys in the history of comedy. I could see him doing this just like, you know, during the pandemic or something like that, just needing to get some sort of, you know, response for his fucking shitty jokes that he right. Well, let's ask the real questions here. This is from R slash virtual reality. He goes, okay, this may sound lame to you, but what else is there to do besides VR porn? All right. I admit it.

I bought the headset solely for watching VR porn. The immersive thing is so. good that I'm still having a blast after days. This guy's been jacking off for days. He thought it was going to run out by the way. He thought like there's there's no way I'm going to be able to jack off to this porn for days. And now he's like, oh, I might be able to jack off to this porn for years. Yeah, I wonder what it, listen, I never went to the, I don't even know what they had it at the time when I had my VR headset. But I wonder how good it is at this point. to see what it looks like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you would. Brian, what? Yeah, Brian. Brian, Brian just suckling. Right.

Just chasing around. It's boom. Brian Quimby experience. It's just like a white boy to the single boob. Yeah. Have you guys seen the Omni in, in VR? Like what that is? No.

it's basically like a baby. You know those circle things that you put a baby in? Oh, yeah. Just like in the little thing. So that's for adults and you're basically running around on a slippery floor to simulate running in the VR game. That is not good. I saw a chair that is. I saw you post the chair.

The chair is insane. The Omni, if you watch people do it, I think will make you lose your mind because. Just the Omni can't this stuff has to go in your house. It's huge. Yeah. Yeah. It's huge. It picks up so much space. Oh, it's a physical thing. I was imagining it in the, in the actual VR. It's a big thing. You step into a weird harness diaper that holds you up and then you move, you put these special things on your shoes that make them slippy.

And then you run, quote unquote, across it to run in the game. Here, I'll show you. Yeah, I would like to see this. It's like a baby Bjorn kind of. It's a baby Bjorn. Yes. Like, yeah, one of those. And I was imagining Brian in that and he's running after the boob. Here's, so. Oh, my God. Oh, it's fucking huge.

It's like a huge platform. They made it even bigger. It was smaller the last time I saw it. This is even bigger than, oh, my God. I mean, you have to have a gaming room if you have one of these. You know, you can't have this out. Because all the image is rushing, it seems to be out in like. Here.

Like the living room. It's like. send you a picture of a guy, there's a video of a guy doing it. Well, don't send it to me. Watching it in motion is, oh,

here we go. Oh, my God. Get $300 off. That's not, you know it's going to be cheap. It's $3,495. Oh,

my God, man. Oh my God. Oh, my God. This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen. It's fucking brutal. I would never.

I would never. That's why I haven't done VR is because I'm not a hundred. I've never done it. But I don't want to be doing stuff. Like, I don't want to be having a thing on my head where I'm doing things and other people can't see that. Because I would be embarrassed. I'm the most embarrassed guy in the world.

And like, I'm just like, I can't do this. Like even if your wife just walked in and you were just like doing some stupid shit with your hands running on the fucking thing, you would just be. Yeah. I didn't do the running on the thing. Like, no, I'm not doing it, man. I would be embarrassed. So this guy, he goes, uh, okay. He goes, I'm placing this first guy goes.

Oh, he goes, I tried, I did try no man sky on VR on Steam. Got bored in like five minutes. Uh, probably went right back to Porto. Yeah. Yeah, he's just like, wait a second. I can't jack off to this. ridiculous. Tried No Man Sky for 15 minutes.

I was still soft. There was no, there's nothing. Yeah. I tried, I tried to, I tried playing this one VR game during my small refractory period after Jacking off.

It's funny to think of a guy who basically just bought a high tech flashlight. I mean, yeah, that's what it is. Like, right, you think about it. Like, we've dealt with obviously sex guys. We cover them quite often still on the bonus episodes if you're a patron.

but like, you know, the motor bunny, by the way, somebody sent me an Instagram message saying, Chris, should I buy this used motor bunny that is available in the Columbus area? And I said no to them. But there's obviously all these crazy contraptions. And this is just like for some people, I feel like that's what it is, right? It's like this is a sex thing. Like this is the ultimate sex toy where I can pretend I'm having sex with a woman and I don't have to talk to anybody or. or do any of that stuff, you know? Well, this guy goes, don't worry, fam, you've come to the right place to ask.

As a fellow VR porn enthusiasts, I recommend skipping the entire Quest game library. 99% of them are like overpriced pre-alpha demos. PCVR isn't much better either. Some people will insist on any otherwise. But how can you trust someone who doesn't even like VR porn? VR chat is fun. In general. Yeah.

For anything. I'm sorry. No, I'm afraid I'm not going to. Yeah, you want to be the babysitter? Let me just get a couple questions here. Do you want to be my sister? Do you want to? Now, now before we close on this house, I had something to ask you.

I just want to make sure that I could trust you. I just want to make sure before we, yeah, listen, I definitely think it's smart for our companies to create a partnership moving forward. Yeah, we should merge, yes. But before I do, do you like VR board? Well, you can watch 180, so 180 degree YouTube videos. on the app when you don't have enough libido to fap. Just what? Just search anything.

Or you can take it off and go, you could go out or you could go do whatever, like. You could check the fridge, maybe have a snack. You could get something to eat. Get something to eat. Can't jack it off there when you're doing that. Maybe call your parents. Call your own call. Actually getting more use out of his VR than people who like play games and stuff.

Like this guy's probably getting the most use. It feels like he's like a sex. porn addict or whatever. Yeah. I mean, if you do this, it's like once a day, right? And nobody who's playing VR games is playing them once a day. And I think he's playing four times a day. But that's my guy.

He's probably like a 25 year old. We can just keep jacking off for as many days in a row as he wants. How many times can you jack off? One. Just in a day, but the next day you can jack off again. Sure. That's cool. Yeah, I guess that's the same for me.

I don't think I, I mean, I don't jack off every day, but I think I'd be. Me neither. But I used to jack off. off like three, four, five times a day. Yeah, yeah. When I was younger, I could jack off way more definitely. Five times a day? I mean, not like regularly though, right?

Not regular, but there would be days where I'd be like, it's time, you know, it's time. It's time we're going to spend the whole day to jack it's time. It's time. There's days where I would be like, it's time. It's time. And your eyes go dark. Like maybe you're like, you're like, uh, off school sick or something like that. you're not too sick, you know, and you got the whole day and your parents are out at work or something

like that. I don't want to think about that. I don't want to think about being so sick that you jack off five times. Guy goes, I don't think about that, Jesse. Getting the flu. Just like a guy with the flu and he's like in a haze, like tuning in and out of reality. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, at that, there's some points in my life definitely where I would have considered making myself sick if I could stay home and jack off. Yeah. This guy goes, I don't know. Sounds like you enjoy. Porn, maybe find some VR porn games to play or check out different porn sites and see what they got to offer. Otherwise, use YouTube for top games list. I love the idea that the guy's like, listen, do more porno. Yeah. Have you ever thought of adding porno to your busy schedule? It sounds like you enjoy it.

I'm pointing to this guy. Have you thought about jacking off? Have you thought about that? Yeah, have you considered adding more porno? It sounds like you could probably fill your entire day up with just porn. jacking off feels awesome so if you did that you could do almost just that yep uh travel and other non game experiences so you could go to france that shit is also crazy it's literally just looking around in google maps i i don't understand that at all well sometimes it's fun to take a bunch of mushrooms and just sit out by a lake yeah it's a beautiful the scenery is beautiful you know the weather's always nice, Stevie J. You don't got to worry about the weather.

You know what I'm saying? You can set the damn weather. Yeah, here's a guy that knows the kind of guy he's talking about. Maybe learn something. Watch a short film or do some virtual sightseeing. I have a website where I have more non-gaming VR experiences all the time. Sorry, I don't have a porn category, though. It's like, if I go to France, can I go into an apartment and have sex with somebody and,

and, you know, whack off? Yeah. I mean, it's, I mean, learning. something, but that it just doesn't seem like that's really the best thing for VR. It's like you can just go and learn stuff by reading books or reading stuff online. You look at pictures of stuff. Yeah, you can look at it. It doesn't seem like the VR, the immersive side of it doesn't, I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe people who do VR, they know there's like things where it is really conducive to like learning or whatever, but it doesn't feel like it to me. It feels like more like an escape type thing, right? Well, I went to the funniest website in the world,

the chive. The chive, yes. I knew it. I do it. I. fucking knew it. They wrote an article and says the future of virtual porn will blur the lines between fantasy and reality. Well, that's the whole point. And here's some comments.

First guy goes, get ready for idiocracy. Oh, yeah. If you searched on the chive for idiocracy documentary, you would just blow your computer on. The next guy goes, smell vision.

So he's kind of saying like, we get the sex smell? Yeah, I want to smell it as well. Oh, what, DBJ, you just want to lick it? I'm down there with two corks up my nose. I don't want to smell nothing. Unreal. This guy goes, do the characters express disappointment? That's funny.

I love when they riff. The chive riffs are some of the best riffs. ever here. This guy goes, oh, God, I, this is the worst joke. I want to tell you, this is the worst joke construction in a world because nobody gets it that is under 50.

I don't even get it. He goes, remember after porn, all you heard was quote, goodbye? Pepperidge Farm remembers. What? No, I don't. So I don't remember that. I don't remember. He's talking about AOL. Like America Online when you would click

after you're done Jack and you hang up and it's like goodbye. But the Pepperidge Farm remembers joke. I think that commercial has to be from 1980. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what they're talking about. I've never seen it. And also, I don't think people are referencing that. I think they're referencing the family guy joke that's about that.

Yeah. Which itself is from like 2002 or something. Well, here's Kirk. He's a real ladies man. He goes, you mean she can make a sandwich and a show? Wait, wait, Brian. Sorry, Brian. I just have to.

Pepperidge Farm remembers is a famous advertising slogan used from 1956 to 1977. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Oh, my God. It's why it drives me crazy because I'm like, I never saw this commercial. Sounds like somebody, somebody's a little bit ignorant to Parker Fennelly. That was a spokesperson at the time who said that phrase.

here's a good riff well the first riff was you mean she could make a sandwich and shut the fuck up that's a riff that's a chive riff of course yeah but then this next guy goes i tried watching vr porn once at the end it was like neo from the matrix trying to dodge bullets hmm can you try can you read that again by the beginning can you say i tried oh i tried watching vr porn once at the end it was like i don't get the i think he's talking about about like ducking his come, which is very strict. Yeah, I'm not really sure what that means. So his come is in the VR?

Is he coming at his own head? Yeah, that's what I. He has to slow down time. He has to dodge it or is he dodging like the women? Like, yeah, I'm not sure that I get that one. And also by the end of the movie, Neo doesn't need to dodge his own come. He could just stop it in mid-air. Spoiler, spoiler, I have not seen.

I've only seen the first half. I've only seen the first half. I have not seen it yet. I think the thing I was thinking was he's like, I don't want to get my come on me when I finish. So he's like ducking it. But it's like he can't do that, dude. That gets it all over the furniture and stuff.

Yeah, listen, I, I'm not really sure what he's trying to say there. I'm not really positive on that. It's funny. It's funny. No matter what, I don't care who you are. That's funny.

I'm laughing. I mean, how do you not get it on you? Do you just like, you're like standing over the toilet or? That's smart. I never even considered that. I don't mind getting a little of my own on me.

What's the hell? I feel like people. That's like my friends would do. They'd be like, ew, you get it on you? What the fuck is wrong with you? It's like you all do.

It gets on you. I think you're gonna go on the carpet? What do you use like a tissue or something like that? I don't believe in that. But here's okay. My question is like, what is the mechanic of that is like, because I hear about the sock thing is like the classic like

sock. are you putting the sock over your penis? Yeah Let me feel that one Let me feel that one Jesse Yes yes sir Chris go for Chris The answer is yes you are putting the sock The end of the sock

Sort of on the end of your penis And then coming into the sock It's just the end Just the end of it You don't put the whole thing You're not like you're not going You're not going full Anthony Ketus mode on it You're just you just you just stick in the end part in there

I mean I think it's pretty self-explanatory Why you know It's silly. This guy goes... But it doesn't form a seal, Chris. Yeah. I just doing it into the sock and then the sock, you know, it's like an enclosed area or whatever. I mean, it's better than getting it all over you.

I'm not a sock man myself. I just understand the mechanics of masturbation and all that type of stuff. Yeah, but you would need like a rubber band or something to like seal it. Why? Why? You got like a garden hose going situation going on. I don't understand. I mean, I'm younger than us.

My ankle is thicker than my penis. And I'm brave enough to say that. Oh, not mine. Okay. Oh, I see. You know, no, no, no. Well, Brian has the bone disease that makes him have tiny ankles. No, no, no.

I have a giant ear. I got a sock right here, Jesse. I'll show you. I got a sock right here. So you're just kind of opening up the end and then your penis is kind of going right there. And then you're just kind of into the sock. That means you have to be holding your sock. Yep.

Yeah, you're holding your sock. Yeah. It's goofy. Yeah, you're holding your sock in place. Of course, you're, you're, you're, if you're, you're not a two-hand jacker, are you? I'd, I, listen, we don't need to get into the mechanics of it. But I think that if you're doing that, we don't need, we can move on. So this guy goes, I'm betting the acting doesn't get better though.

Uh, in what? And VR porn. Oh, next guy goes, anyone with a VR headset that hasn't tried this already, raise your hand. And then he put in parentheses, should receive. replies to this one so it's off to the grocery store what that's pretty funny he's saying I don't know why oh he's just going to leave because no one's going to reply to it so he's going to go and to the grocery store now good thing there's somebody to riff he goes assuming they have a free hand to raise uh-huh two-handed jacker two-handed jacker the two-handed jackers in the two-handed jacker

the two-handed jacker is that Daniel's a two-handed jacker it's like the two-handed bowlers you know Okay, this guy. This could change sexual bite. And I just want to clarify, I don't jack off with two hands. I feel like I wasn't. He's the two hand of jack. No, I don't check off. DVD, the two handed jacker.

I don't know. I'm not the two handed jacker. I don't want this to become a big thing on your, on your Patreon or anything like that. DVDJ, the two handed jacker. Oh, he's the two handed jacker. They'll be talking about you. Like, yeah, if you guys make like a thread or something for the episode, please say like, VR guys featuring the two-handed jacker.

Don't even name him. Honestly, and I like getting sort of the exposure, but in this case, I'm glad to remain anonymous as long as I'm not being called DBJ, the two-handed jacker. Maybe I'll just name the episode. I'll tell you this right now. Our audience is really cool about that kind of thing. Oh, yeah. They don't really like to keep jokes going, and neither do I.

And so I think we should consider naming the episode VR guys featuring the two-handed jacker and then just people are like wait why is that until they get to the 48 minute part listen to this listen to this loser hand to jack off guys this guy's such a loser this is one of the biggest losers ever and he's on the chive and he goes this could change sexual dynamics forever realistic safe sex without risk women might actually be shifted into the male position of having to work hard for sex long shots job because nothing beats real so far but consider the guy like I hate these fuckers so I do I hate this specific guy because he's just like yeah we're gonna be able to just

masturbate all the time like you've always been able to masturbate all the time like you're thing in the world and he's like I love that together you go for it two hands fingers this this guy just like nerdy stinky ass fucking this guy just like nerdy stinky ass fucking fucking chive guy and he's just like, I don't actually need you anymore ladies. You know? They're like, okay. That's cool.

He goes, he goes, but consider the implications. No porn, say fulfilling sex on demand if possible. Jesus. No offense ladies. No offense ladies, but all you have to do is raise your hand and say, I want

dick. Somebody in any statistical number of males gathered will answer your call. Imagine if that was flipped around. So we don't deal with a lot of, we don't deal with a lot of the involuntary, involuntarily celibate, the classic incells,

but this does sound like that classic. Finally, this guy goes, unless I can smell the sex, I'm not interested. That's, hey, that's like me. That's like me.

A man after my own heart. Here's a question. This guy's catching a trail of smell that's coming from a window. and two people fucking. He's floating off the ground towards it. This guy goes, I want to create a VR sleep and meditation app. Do you think anyone would like it?

I think that exists. I think that exists. I think that is definitely. Even when I was, I remember that was like a meditation app was a big thing. I think even. This is describing doing that. I think that genuinely,

I think that one where I was like at a lake or whatever and sitting there and that, that was like a meditation style app for sure. Right. I think the sleep thing is the thing that gets me. I don't know what that would mean. You wear it to sleep. Oh, God. But then what do you mean?

Oh, so it's like it creates a better. I don't think you should do that, by the way, because I think that it's like not good to leave it on your head for that long. Well, read a review that actually says that. I want to read this one. Social VR is being ruined by kids. Wow. When I got into his VR, I was super excited to try out all the social aspects.

of VR with gamers such as VR chat, rec room, Facebook venues and Horizon, etc. But holy hell, the experience for anyone over the age of 18 or even younger is ruined by the absolute abundance of kids. Now I hear a lot to just stick to private lobbies and invite friends. However, I'm the only one in my friend group that has VR. So that's not really an option for me. I feel like social VR has so much potential for the future, but it's been completely ruined for anyone over the age of 13.

I seriously can't be in a lobby any one of these apps I mentioned before or more than 10 minutes because it's just filled with screaming kids. How hard is it to just implement some sort of age filter so the adults don't have to deal with screaming kids all the time? And he's...

Actually, harder than you would think. Yeah. Yeah. Because people could just lie. Yeah, unless you're doing like, you know, ID verification shit and that gets into a whole different thing. But like this guy is essentially like, man, there's so many fucking kids at the goddamn arcade.

I can't do my serious video gaming. Like, sorry, man, you're playing a thing that children really like to do. And so that's going to be, that's going to be the case. It's like a guy going to a playground and wanting to go down the slide but he has to wait and lie. He's just like, holy shit, man. These guys

don't, their sliding technique is ridiculous anyways. Like, they're not getting any speed whatsoever. He goes, I feel like so, he goes, I feel like so, no, he goes, how hard, I literally just got in VR chat earlier to try and play among us. And in one lobby, a kid just kept screaming, I'm Freddie, I'm nine, who are you? Over and over and over the entire time.

That's really funny. Next lobby, a kid kept putting his headset down every five minutes screaming, I have diarrhea. These are kids having fun to me. This sounds like a lot of fun to me. These kids are having fun. But yeah, I mean, listen, I guess. it is a little bit annoying probably when you're trying to game. But that's when you're playing video games, man, you got to, you got to accept.

It's like the Pokemon cards and that type of stuff. It's just like, these are meant for children. They are not all like, you know, but children love to play video games. So what kind of interactions is this person seeking? Like when they log on the VR chat, like, what are they looking to, are they're looking to have some sort of like a meaningful conversation. Yeah. Meaningful conversation about life and love, possibly.

Life and love? Yeah. I don't understand. I'd rather hang out with the kid yelling, I have diarrhea. The I have diarrhea kid sounds pretty funny, and I think I can find some palmy ground with him, definitely. But I just feel like this is not a new thing for VR. This is like, you know, Jesse, you play video games online.

This is like a thing that you deal with with certain video games and stuff like that. This is just what it's like to be on the internet. Yeah. Yeah. And this guy goes to want to interact with children, you make your own space. because there's children on the internet. Yeah, but he already said he's like, I have no friends. Yeah, yeah, none of his friends are there.

So he'd be standing in a room by himself. Yeah. Hoping. And then you're standing in a VR room by yourself. You're hoping for somebody to come in and say, I have diarrhea. Oh, yeah. Just for some fun. And then you could be like, oh, excuse me, what have you been eating lately?

Is it, have you seen a doctor or whatever? You're trying to have a serious conversation with them. The diarrhea kid. Hey, the diarrhea kid's here. get like I'd be clapping for him oh you know yeah he to me that's like a great bit to be putting your head set down too so he clearly is doing a bit you know like it would be really funny to be a guy who uh 100% trusts age verification and you get into an 18 plus lobby and then there's clearly the kid who's like having diarrhea yeah oh yeah yeah that sucks man yeah that really

sucks dude yeah that blows when i got diagnosed with colitis it was really tough for me. Yeah. This guy goes, yeah, you missed the golden age of VR when it was early adopters only and it was basically just intelligent and cool adults. I miss it. Rec room and VR chat were so different. I don't believe that, number one.

Like the salad days of VR when everybody was having intelligent conversation. Yeah. Get out of it. Golden age. The guy goes, it was like how the early internet felt when. And it was all just chat rooms of engineers and nerds of flash in the pan that won't exist again. So wait, he's talking about like the first three weeks of the internet. Yeah.

I mean, it's pretty much. Yeah, as soon as people got on the internet, kids were on there. Oh, I was going, I was like 14 when I first got on like bulletin board. So my dad's a computer programmer. So like he was like a really early adopter to the internet and stuff like that. And I got you had to call a specific Bulletin board you didn't like get on Before AOL and we would go on

There was one with a chat there was only one that we got on with a chat And the minute we got on there I turned into I have diarrhea kid Like immediately that's the first thing I wanted to do was was ruin it for all those How old were you do you think I think I was 1314? Yeah because that's when I got on the internet I feel like is when I was about maybe like 13 or 14, but I don't know if you can guess what I was interested in on the internet at that point, but it was mostly Pamela Anderson, uh, slow loading nude photos is line by line. Yes. Oh, I, that is like a core memory for me. I'm not even joking of like being on the computer and waiting for hours for this Pamela Anderson image line by line to load and like

getting to the boobs and just being like, oh shit, here we go. I do remember like downloading over like hours and hours and hours, the opening scene of the movie Barbwire. Oh, yeah. Which was Pabla Anderson as like kind of a superhero, but it opens with like a five minute strip scene. And I was like, this is the best. Can I just say that Barbwire came out kind of late?

You were kind of an older guy. I think it was like 17. Okay. I'm like 17 because I saw it in a theater. Yes. And in the theater you can't go Rubens. You can't go Rubens mode in the theater. Well, I'm not going to go jack off in a theater.

No, I was with my friends too. You can't. My friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And TBJ couldn't because he's eating his popcorn with one hand. Right, because I got popcorn in one hand. Obviously, I have the other one free, but it's just not enough. It's not doing it more.

The coverage isn't there. The coverage, it doesn't feel like anything to me. I like this guy that goes, honestly, it'd probably be easier to abandon those platforms and create a social app with a boring name like statistical analysis. There's screenshots of pie charts and bar graphs and stodgy avatars sitting around a boardroom. But once you get in, it's all the VR fun grown-ups one. It's all the VR fun grown-ups one. That's the nerdiest line. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This guy goes, I've had to resorts. Little heart desires it's one beautiful little package. I like this guy. I've had to resort to just killing kids every time they join. What? What?

Whoa. Whoa. What did he say? Is a child murder? Okay. Well, this guy is a child murderer. He's trying to solve the children in VR problem. So he does he mean that like he means in VR?

In Call of Duty. Oh, and Call of Duty. He plays Call of Duty. He just kills them every time they join. Okay, well, that's bullying. Honestly, that's bullying children. I don't know if you're playing Call of Duty. Isn't that the goal of the game?

Yeah, you're supposed to be killing everyone. Yeah. Unless you're doing friendly fire and I don't even know how the game works. I think that's what he's doing. If they allow friendly fire. Oh, if he's team killing. If he's team killing, he's a total piece of shit. Yeah, he'd get him out of here.

Dude. This guy goes onward. Onward is so much fun if you're not the only adult on the team. I don't know the game, but this guy replies and goes, onward is fucking ruin. I'm only 5'8, but I still am usually the tallest on the team. There should not be actual 6-year-olds

playing this game anyway. So this guy's like, I'm 5-8, you know? That's cool. Does this guy, but he should, oh, so they have your actual height on there? Yeah. Why does he lie? Yeah, why doesn't, you want to make yourself 6'1 or something? Why don't you stand on a chair if they, if they measure the distance from,

but I would stand on a chair. I would get like stilts. I would get little stilt things or like platform shoes or whatever to get my avatar super fucking tall. And Jack, I would wear like, you know, like put up like pillows on my arms and shit. Walking through VR chat pretending to be a Nephilim from biblical times. This guy goes, that's literally the reason I avoid MP games like guerrilla tag. Kids laughing at me as I finish the tutorial, make sure I quit that game. I'm glad it was

I can't even play my video games The kids are laughing Oh, the children laughing at me I mean that is humiliating When a bunch of kids laugh You know, like if you're playing a video game like that And they're already super good at it or whatever And then they're all making fun of you

But I don't know, man I think you just you just got to power through that You can't let that affect you so much These random kids you don't know laughing at you This guy goes, yeah, I played one round of guerrilla tag and decided I'd never play it again. Kids screaming on the mic for 10 minutes completely ruined it. There was even some kids screaming about anal sex. I can't imagine how shitty these kids' parents are that they are completely oblivious to this going on in their house.

Or even worse, they're aware of it and do nothing. I don't think any of them are aware of it. And even if they, I don't think it makes you a bad parent if you're like, oh, my, you know, I'm not stopping my kid from screaming in the VR chat. rooms. I don't think that makes you a bad parent. I think this is very normal behavior for kids of a certain age. For a child to go online and say bad words, I think that's probably fine. Yeah. Let's go to Quora. This guy, Jeff, this is, he's asked, what are the drawbacks of virtual reality? And I'll give you Jeff's, I'll give you Jeff's qualifications to answer this question. I've owned most consumer VR products offered in the past 30 years.

So he got a virtual boy, I think, because I can't think of any other ones. Like we, he's including we in that maybe Nintendo Wii. I don't have to wear something for it to be virtual reality, in my opinion. PlayStation eye toy. I think it would have to be like a headset. Yeah. Yeah. This guy goes, most of it's not for people who are extremely out of shape because the good software requires a lot of movement.

there are sit-down games for more sedentary people and overweight people have gotten fit by being active in VR maybe that's true a little bit but I don't know I think they it's not a lot yeah I don't think he's maybe over stating how like in shape you have to be to do VR I agree like I guess if you're on that Omni thing yeah if you're playing games there are like a lot of running and a lot of like but I think there's a lot of games where it's just you're waving your arms around

or whatever and shooting and stuff like that, right? Yeah. That's a game I play where I get to be a conductor at an orchestra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they have to play what I tell them. That's kind of a cool game idea, man. They have to play whatever you tell. And like your movements are dictating what the symphony orchestra plays.

Yes. That's we music. Oh, they have that. Or they have to play. I'll make them play corn songs. Hmm. But you, you know, I don't know. that you would know how to necessarily

like I don't understand you're right corn is a complicated type of music to tell you the truth it's the time signatures you know that's polyrhy rhythms yep well that's tool what tool is who

I will never listen to a tool no we're talking about no we're talking about corn you know that da da da da that's what it sounds like exactly that that that you know ring around the Rosie pocketed. That's not their only song, Chris. The only song I've ever listened to.

No, it's not. Well, like, like album version, I went to the concert with you, but that was a song I fell in love with and that's on my playlist and that I listened to all the time. They sing Ring Around the Rosie? Yeah, they also sing like London Bridges falling. They do happy birthday. No, I swear to God, they're all in one song, DBJ. They do knick, knack, patty white, give a dog a bone.

Yeah. Mary had a little lamb. Were you there when they crucified my lord? They have all the traditionals. It's not like that. It's because they're talking about how dark some of those nursery rhymes were. Yeah, they're like, those songs are actually pretty dark. But let me tell you, it doesn't translate that way when you see all these grown men on stage singing, ringing around the rosy pocket bowl of bozy.

It sounds a little, it seems it's a little bit to like somebody who's just kind of not listened to that before and they're coming to a concert. it seems very childish and silly. It seems extremely silly. He goes, unlike gamepad gaming, you can hurt more than your thumb in VR. You can hurt your penis from what I'm hearing earlier. Straighten your penis. Yeah, you can have a penis injury for sure. I currently have tennis elbow from VR.

Come on, man. That's what we used to say if you jack off too much. We'd be like, you got tennis elbow? That was like a goof. Yeah. Don't tell people that, by the way, that you have tennis elbow from VR. are. Yeah, let's keep that quiet.

Yeah. He goes, uh, and have punched a wall hard enough to hurt quite a bit. People who, people who leave breakables in the VR room break them. Many TVs have died because they were in the VR room. Some were nice 4K displays. VR feels a lot more real than flat screen gaming. So, so. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That's the point of it. A whole idea. It's called virtual reality. Yeah. So some people freak out completely from games that scare them. Really jumpy people have run into walls or torn the headset from their head and thrown it. A guy in Russia fell through his glass coffee table while using a VR headset in an inappropriate environment.

And he died. He appears to be the first person to die of VR. That was, yeah, that was Matt Foleev, I believe. I have no idea. Thanks, Jesse. That's a reference. a Chris Farley character who would fall through the That Pahlia is really good.

Thank you. I'm so glad. That is too fucking good. I'll give you that. I hate the old time. Some people enjoyed it because it did initially when I said it and it, there was a little bit of silence there. I kind of felt a bit like Jay Farrow,

to be honest. He lived in an old Soviet train down by the glacier. Oh, beautiful. beautiful. Let's take a look at this guy, having some trouble with his wife. Uh-oh. I'd imagine, again, like I said, this was a strain on my relationship, but I would take a bunch of mushrooms and just live in the VR world.

So I could see how it could get in the way and, yeah, I can see how it might be a problem. This guy's British, by the way. Nice. But I'm not going to do an accent because I can't. I've been in love with the idea. That's as close as I'm. I've been in love with the idea of. VR ever since trying it out at game show back in 1993.

Dactal Nightmare on a virtuality stand-up rig for anyone interested. Anyway, so I finally got a gear VR yesterday. I showed it to my wife tonight. I put her in the Vivo Places app and dropped her into Paul's Cathedral in London. She wasn't impressed at all. I mean, you don't have to both be into the same thing. Yeah. That is something I always.

say it's like you don't have to both like the same things to be together no but that's brutal that's like he's so excited like you you're you're not gonna believe this it's absolutely unbelievable and she's like yeah you know oh jesus christ nice can i tell you i'm looking up what dactal nightmare is and it looks so much fucking cooler than than any new vr game what what is it it's i mean it's just like it looks like an old vr game that's like kind of like an arena thing like an arena shooter okay so you're like fighting somebody else in an arena possibly uh hold on i have a screenshot can i screen share uh maybe does that work it might let you i can actually do it i got it up on my screen yeah brian can screen share okay okay uh this is dactal nightmare yeah oh i see look how good it looks listen that's the type of game

i would be playing honestly in via like in the original like it was just shapes like that right look at that dude with the little gun that looks cool is how that It looks like kind of like a Lego guy a little bit. A little bit. Oh, I love that. I love the idea of that. I did see a guy playing Legos on his VR. I was like,

play with real Legos, brother. Yeah, grow up, man. Play with real Legos. Anyway, he goes, but she wasn't impressed at all. I then told her she could go anywhere in the world if she wanted. And her reaction was to say that she would just go in real life if she wanted to wherever it was. I said, hang on. I visited 20 different cities around the world using this last night.

I don't think you can count that. Excuse me. I don't know if you know this. I went to 20 cities last night. He goes, I'm learning at a rate about the world. I'm learning a rate like you can't understand. Yeah, his wife is just like, Morocco.

Yeah. This is. Steve. Show it to your wife, but if she shows no interest in it, you don't need to be like selling her on it. This is where it comes back to Brian's thing where it's like, yeah, you just can like different things and accept that she's not that impressed by it. You don't have to be telling her about all the cities and how like, oh, you can't go to all these places. Imagine if you were married to a guy and you came home and started complaining about work like, oh, my, my boss is like just doesn't understand how much work she's giving me. and then your husband goes, this reminds me of my time in Cyprus. I love the idea of this guy having one of those calendar or one of those posters where you put little pins in the places you've been and he's also counting his VR trips.

Honey, honey, I was hoping to make some pasta. Do we have any Mootorel by any? Sorry, I'm in Rome. Sorry, I was spending so much time there. It was like, oh my God, this pizza is dreaming an Italian now. This pizza is so pedestrian, yeah, eating like Domino's pizza and being like, oh, my God, this is hilarious. Oh, honey, you're, you're, you look so bono serra. She goes, I said, hang on.

I, I visited 20 different cities around the world using this last night. We don't have the time or money to do that in real life. But she said, just. said if I really wanted to see Sydney Harbor Bridge, I'd go there. And only a sad loner would use a VR headset to see it. Okay, that's a bit. That's a bit, Rob. Yeah, he goes, I then told her about all the educational uses for VR.

She clearly didn't follow me at all because she said I was being stupid. And schools had no use for VR that she could think of. I tried one more topic that my work colleague wanted to get her one for a sick mother to use in some places. She's never been to before she dies. He goes, my wife said that as a nurse, she's never seen any patient in her hospital using a headset. So I'm talking bollocks. I just got up and said, well, I'm sorry for being such a sad loser and bring it into this stuff then. And went to bed.

We've not talked about it since. Two things upset me about this now. The first being that my wife wrote off something I'm clearly very interested in and excited by as stupid. something for losers at one of their at their own being anti-social but also that she doesn't see any value in VR at all that second. The second one doesn't. The second one is meaningless and I don't even think that he really feels that. I think that he's just like feel.

I think the first one is the whole emotion that he's feeling. Yeah. And that's fair. He was excited about something and his wife was like rude to him. I mean, that's fair. That's really rude of his wife to be like it's for sad losers, you know? Like it sounds like your wife. She doesn't love you and she doesn't want to be with you anymore and she's grown tired of you is what it sounds like because like that's like a truly cruel thing to say if it's not like in a fun silly way or whatever.

Like that's just a really mean thing to say. But yeah, the second one, where you're just like, but the thing that really gets me is she doesn't see the value in VR. Like she doesn't have to. I don't think that's respect your love for it and like, you know, not mock it or whatever. That's like the only thing. I want to say, I think it's probably fine for her to mock. for her to mock it and think it's stupid. Yeah, she can mock it, I guess, but like, you know what I mean? This is the wife's privilege. You can feel upset by it. You can feel upset by it, but it's the wife's

privilege to say that shit you got in the garage sucks. That's why you have the garage to go to. We all got our garage. We all got our garage, right fellas? Nope. I would say also, I would not, I believe some of this story, but I believe there's also some inference where she, probably didn't say you're a sad loner. I mean, she might not have said that. I don't think those words were said. I think that was maybe what he heard. That's a good point.

He might have been so like just upset that she wasn't excited by it that she he started feeling all kinds of different ways about it. I think the main problem in his mind is like, my wife won't even be educated by my VR. You know what I mean? By the way, if your wife doesn't like it for like travel reasons, then first of all, maybe show her a game. That's just something I would say. Well, Brian, once you've been out of the country,

it's so hard to relate to people who haven't. Yeah. Like people who haven't traveled just like they don't have the same worldliness. Showing your wife. Showing your wife, putting on the VR headset, see, look, her pussy's like right in front of your face. And she's like, but I can't smell anything.

This guy goes, what does she do? an evening, sit in front of the idiot box, is that really any better? But maybe she doesn't. You're just making that up, man. You don't know that she does that. She might not do that at all. Actually, the O.P. says, absolutely true. She sits on the

sofa watching repeats of Gavin and Stacey. She even watched Mrs. Brown's boys last night after telling me, VR was a waste of time. These are, I love these British shows that are like, oh my God. I believe she She has the audacity

She has the audacity to talk shit about VR when she's watching Mrs. Brown's boys. I've never heard of Gavin and Stacy actually Because there was a show based on it here I think it's willing. It's not willing grace. It's a different, but they did like a remake of that here.

And I know everything that's ever been on TV. But not in Britain. That's it. This guy goes, mine's the exact same way. You're not alone. he goes, thanks. Oh, wait, Gavin and Stacy is, I do know, I have heard of it.

It's because it gave a start to the great James Corden. Oh, he's good. Oh, Jesus. We love him. He's funny. It is 98% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gavin and Stacey. It's a very highly rated show. This guy goes obvious, but simple question.

Has she ever actually used VR for more than five minutes? What have you tried to show her? my suspicion is that she simply doesn't get VR. It's one of those things that I think some people need to see firsthand before and it'll click. I only try that. Have you considered prodding her a little bit more? Have you considered sneaking up behind her and putting it on her head? Yeah, forcing her to do it.

Wait, maybe buy, yeah, have you considered buying one of those crazy platform things and seeing where she's interested in running? Just trapping her in and like, you know. Yeah, once you strap her in, you could probably get a thing where she can't even get out of there for a certain amount of time. If you can trap her in VR for 24 hours, she will come around because the line between reality and fiction will blur for her where she can't tell, you know, what's real and what's not. That's smart. Maybe in VR she's, maybe she's doing the Mrs. Brown's boys experience in VR.

Maybe she's meeting Mrs. Brown and her boys. Maybe she could become Mrs. Brown and she got her own boys. She got your Mrs. Brown in the experience. You get your own boys. are everywhere. Yeah. And your husband, if he got his own,

if he bought two, he could be one of the boys. He could be one of the boys. Yeah. Whoa. Here's a review of the MetaQuest 3S 128 gig VR headset. This guy is one star.

Fish Eye Delight. Fish Eye delight is this headset. I think he's really feeling that joke. He goes, my advice to anyone is to get the MetaQuest. Quest 3 headset, not the 3S. Always do that, by the way. There's never a reason to get the S version.

Well, I think there is. If you're like, you know, if you're like financially. Fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like, you know. But it always sucks. Every time. It usually does suck.

The S and that's usually, hey, my opinion, the S stands for sucks. Oh, I was going to say shit. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why I'm the comedian. Yeah. Mine's more edgy. Yeah, you're a bit of an edge lord I've found. I am, I am.

You do have your famous bit Brian's accent of the week, which is a little edgy. Yeah. Yeah. You did it this week. You did it this week. Hello, I'm a chimney guy. I'm Mr. Chimney. Yeah.

Can I say, can I make a pitch? It's chimney sweet. Can I make a pitch? Is that maybe S stands for silly or? Yeah. Now, you've gone, you've gone. less edgy than my sucks. No, because it's silly to buy it.

Yeah. And if you're using it that's silly. Yeah. Well, I like it because I'm the only edgy guy in the room. I guess sucks actually does mean sucks penis. No, it doesn't.

That does. That's what the Game Boy Advance SP stands for. No, no, no. No, I'm saying that it's stands for the Game Boy Advance sucks penis. I'm saying that when you say sucks, it means sucks penis. My parents used to say that a lot.

Yeah. Like if I'd say this sucks, you'd be like, uh, do you actually know what it sucks? And I'd get in trouble for cursing. Okay. I see. I didn't even, I never put that together. I never, maybe that's like the, where it came from. I mean, what else would it suck?

But I guess, well, we all know. Well, that would be a positive. See, I think that when it's negative to suck a penis. I mean, I don't know. I think some people enjoy it. people enjoy having it done. I don't know that it's a real negative thing. That's fair. That's fair. I was just saying like, if it says, oh, this thing sucks titties, you'd be like, oh, I love this. Yeah. Yeah. I understand. I understand. You're being homophobic. The vision on it is great.

The vision on it is great compared to looking like a, looking through a fish bowl on this one because of the cheaper lenses. So what I did was I bought this one to make sure that I like the technology. Then I went with a higher higher end one to not ruin my eyes and because I use it all the time now for hand gliding simulation martial arts sparring

lots of martial arts sparring and be happy that sounds incredibly embarrassing I know I would love to see that's something I would love to look through the window

and see the guy doing I don't want to see the game I don't want to see what's happening in the game I don't know I just want to see him sparring and hang gliding I use it as a capoeira. Hang. I use it as a giant screen theater

with spectacular vision experiences, etc. So get this one if you want the technology. If not, send it back with Amazon Prime. Another huge consideration is you need to get this headset to go with it. Relatively inexpensive for what it does, B-O-B-V-R-M-3.

Amazingly comfortable in comparison to the normal headset and doubles your battery life, way too short on these headsets. With the Bob, you simply keep changing its back battery and the headset will last you hours and hours and hours. Otherwise, you'll just get an hour.

So, okay. You don't need much more than that. Yeah, that's, this is, I don't think you want to stay in VR that long. Again, the blurred reality situation. Yeah, I think it's going to cook your head and make your skin break out because you've got basically a face oil sponge pressed against your

forehead for nine hours. I mean, interesting you say that, Jesse. Let's read this one star review. Worst product ever. Be careful. My daughter opened this for Christmas gift and was set up, when we set up a count. As she's playing it, she stayed and her head was getting warm. So we proceeded to check the headset, and it's extremely hot.

So we told her to take it off and let it sit. She then got on hours later and the battery was dead. So she charged them overnight once fully charged. She unplugged and put on to play and noticed it only lasts 20 minutes playing and diet. again. She then plugged it in to continue playing, not knowing the danger of this, which they got so hot while she was playing it. Turn her on one, turn her on one side face red hot to touch. We took her, we took from her due to issues. I think it's a lithium ion battery issue as my son don't have no issues with this headset. This is very, it does. The old one that I had, I don't know

if this is, it's probably better now, but one of the like Oculus ones that I had or whatever, it would get so hot. Like you couldn't play for a lot, you'd have to take it off regularly because it would just, yeah, get way too hot on your face. You mean hot like porno hot? No, again, I didn't watch porno, so I mean

physically hot, it actually got hot. Yeah. You did. You did, you did. Okay, I'm going to show you this chair. We got one more review to read, but I want Chris to get to see the chair that I The chair's awesome. Like you posted on Blue Sky? Yeah, because it'll go, this is something that you can actually put in your home. So let me get this. Let me get it up.

Nice. Come on now. This is a chair you can have in your house. Oh, cool. It's a roto VR motion gaming chair for MetaQuest, Oculus, PCVR, immersive 360 experience with head tracking and full body haptics. That's another thing we didn't get to is you can buy a vest that feels, guy said it feels like you're getting beat up.

I don't believe that. That's a guy. The haptic vest that like buzzes in different places to like, oh, you got shot. And I see. I see. And I don't want to feel that. Yeah. If it really feels like you've been shot, that's cool.

But there's no way. It says really horrible reviews, by the way. This is, yeah, it's just going to give you a buzz, right? Like, that's all they can do is have, like, a vibration or whatever. But the reviews on this is. I'd do it. This has 3.2 out of five.

This is a bad product. Here's a review. My daughter, oh, that's the other one. Sorry. I love the way this starts, you guys. This is one of the best starts to a review. I can't stand companies that radiate customer service on their website, but are nowhere to be found, especially when you're cheering for a company to succeed.

because they're coming up with something innovative. Chair was pretty easy to put together. The chair is very heavy and sturdy. Like, we've got this in your house through this chair. The big thing is like, it's very heavy. It's really heavy and hard to move. You're going to need piano movers to get this thing to a other room. You got to get the mover guy with the big belt.

Yeah. He's like 5'1 and he's stronger than any human honor. earth you got to be a piano mover i don't know if that was on the main show or if it was on the bonus show but i did apply to be a piano mover and they told me they didn't believe i could carry the stuff really unfair i'm sure they had a guy smaller than me working there uh what they should have done is for the interview they should have blocked the door with a piano oh that's oh no but you need more than one it's not like one guy cares okay you're not hired yeah uh thanks thanks for thanks for coming thanks for

It's like you got a really bad attitude and we don't want people like you at the company. I think I'm going to agree with the bad attitude. I'm standing on the other side of the piano like, oh, come on. Come on. Yeah, come on in. We're all ready for the interview. You come on in and he got the job, buddy. We got the application right here.

We'll fill it out. We'll get you your time. We left the piano. If you could just move that out of the way, then that's, you know. You're smart. You're smart. You're smart. I told you when I applied for the cable company, they were like,

there's no way you're going to be able to carry that ladder. And I'm like, yes, I can't. I'm strong. Brian was really, he was really thin at that point. Just like, it was like very little slight and thin at that point. Yeah, I was still like really strong. I was still like extremely strong. But you didn't look strong.

No. It's deceptive. Yeah. You look like somebody who, I don't know, I don't know where this would have come from. He looked like somebody who maybe enjoyed drugs at the time. Fine. It was the pills. Blame the pills for everything.

Chair was pretty, oh, he goes, the chair works well and the puck works well. Problem is the puck is super light and cheap. The tab broke, trying to put it on my headset, tried to get old to customer service to see if they could do anything. Nope. Phone calls equal. There is no one available at this time. Leave a message and we'll get back to you soon. This is a scam company or whatever.

It's got 3.2 on Amazon's your phone for. I'm really honest, though, there was another guy in these reviews that said he called. and he got the CEO. Wow. That's never a good sign. That's bad. Yeah, because if one guy's not getting anybody, any other guy calls and he just luckily gets the CEO.

Just one guy where a couple of guys working there probably. But yeah, just for everyone, the puck is like, it's a chair and then it has like a pedestal. I think it spins. I think it spins around. Okay. It seems like it spins around.

Yeah. It also on the product listing, it said reduces motion sickness. which I think is really funny for a spinning chair that appears to be out of control. Yeah. It does seem like you can't, you can't guarantee that. A chair that spins around on its own.

Yeah. Yeah. Unless it like feed you a dramamine before you do it. It's like, here, have a dramamine. Now go. You know,

he goes, still waiting days later, their chair of court, their chat is not a real person. And it'll spin you around until I ask you a question that there's nothing to do with your problem. Then you're stuck. emails go on answer

I want to give you five stars who wants to pay $800 for a chair that you can't get help Oh $800? $800? Cheez. Holy shit man This is a swivel chair

That's fucked up Who wants to pay $800? That's a beautiful line Who wants to play $800 for a chair You can't get any help with Yeah And that Is VR guys

Jesse tell people where to find you. Oh, absolutely. So I stream at Twitch. dot TV forward slash Dead Blossom Jesse. You can just look up Dead Blossom Jesse on Twitch.

And I'm live there three or four times a week. I also have some edits up on YouTube. But for podcast listeners, me and my friend Luke do a podcast called Stores, which Brian has been on twice. Yeah,

I've only been on once. And then Chris, the longest episode. I've only been on one time, which is interesting to me, that I've only been on once and Ryan's been on twice, but that's okay. It's not like a competition.

He was physically in the cunt. He was in Los Angeles. I was physically in the cunt. So all. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

So Chris, all you have to do is, um, cross the border and to America. Yeah, no problem. I'll be right over. Jesse. And I want to say though, Jesse is speaking of Luke, our good friend, Luke actually made his way over. came over to my house where I am right now.

We went to White Spot for breakfast. He met my son, Charlie, and yeah, a little disappointed that you didn't join him on the trip. So next time, maybe you can make your way out. I absolutely would have. I would have come. I was, I was in Maryland at the time. I couldn't do it. But I was, I was feeling so much like, uh, FOMO from seeing all my friends up there.

Yeah, it was really fun to hang out with, uh, with Demi and Jesse. It's a good crew. Like, it was really fun. But yeah, it was, anyways, it was nice to meet. Luke, I always say this every time. He's much bigger than I thought. he's like big he's like a big guy you know he's he's he's built he's got a width to him and yeah like not in a bad way either he's like he's like a super solid guy shout out to our friend

Luke he's big and strong he's a big strong you try to you try to punch him you break you're I'll tell you what he came into my fucking office for my piano moving I wouldn't even make I'd say you're hired on the damn spot son he would he would start wrenching on the piano I'd say don't even bother don't even bother I know you got it in you son By the way, it wasn't just piano moving. I could have moved boxes. It was called Columbus Piano Moving and Flat Rate Movers. Yeah.

Well, that's good. Yeah. Show up at the piano mover's job and say, well, I could do the boxes. I mean, they're going to need to move their sheet music too, right? All right. We'll see y'all next week. Goodbye. Bye.

Bye.