Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 169 - Fragrance Guys with Brandie Posey

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

There are still some tickets left for our live show in Toronto on 6/5 The Guysery This week on the show we had stand up comedian Brandie Posey of Burn This Records on the show to talk about Fragrance Guys. We looked at some reviews on fragrantica.com, some sense memories of perfumes. How often do you wear it and how much projection are you looking for. There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow Not Even a Show is back (temporarily) https://www.youtube.com/c/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

to guys a podcast about guys i am brian chris is here hi chris you're not the best smelling on the podcast because i'm actually wearing a fragrance well i and that's my name by the way on the calls for anyone who's listening i i think i smell really good because i just came out of a bath and i had a bath where i used a body wash dude what you're so gross this bath thing you do but it's not gross and i use like i like do you eat bonbons in there or whatever no but i just you know me i'm on my uk panel shows i'm watching a lot of uk panel shows would you lie to me and stuff and somebody was talking about how they take a bath and they you make a little raft for cheese like out of foil and it floats around in the bath i'm not doing any of that kind of stuff but i hey listen i would be lying

if i said it wasn't low light and i didn't have bubbles in there i definitely have both of those probably whacked your pud. Let's get the guest on the show. Wacked your pud. That's the intro I asked for us. So thanks, right. You're welcome. I, we have Brandy Posi. Hi, Brandy. Hey, y'all. I took a shower before this. So not a bath, but I wanted to be clean for the pot. That's really nice. And you do like a big normal guy. I took a normal adult guy shower and got ready. I just want to say I really do appreciate when we have a guest on who we don't know and we haven't met before.

it's our first time meeting for you to say you probably whacked your putt in the bath. That's thanks for saying that five minutes later. You hear a story real quick? Sure. It's not me. This is not a me story. Don't. Opie told a story recently.

Greg Opie. Sorry. Brandy, do you know Greg Opie Hughes from Lope and Anthony? Most famous. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. I know. Yeah. Now I know which one we're talking about. Yeah. He told a big story on his part. Well, big.

It was a minute and a half. But he was telling his story. And I don't know if it's true, but he said he whacked off of one of those sensory deprivation tanks. Hmm. And I was like, God, I fucking hate you, man. I'm not getting in one, obviously. Don't whack off in there. I think that's a lie because they make you sign things that say that if you do, you have to pay a fee. Oh, he would not. And he's broke. And he needs the money at the moment. So he wouldn't do that. I also think it's a lie. I agree with Brandi because I think he's doing the classic thing where he's like, you know, I'm trying to do some like edgy radio stuff and like telling a story that he just thinks is kind of edgy and cool. But he doesn't under even,

you don't even understand what that is now. So he's just like telling a story where everyone's like, oh, that's kind of fucking. Well, it seemed like his, it seemed like the point of the whole thing was for him to say egg drop soup. Like, yeah, in the end of that, he said that four times at least in the story. What do you mean? hit that. Like what is what is is that's the punchline? Oh, I whacked off in there. I looked around. It's like egg drop soup. Egg drop soup. Yep. You can't hit me on that one because you wouldn't have known. Yeah. Egg drops. You didn't know me. Brandy didn't know. I said egg drocks shoe. No, I filled it in. Egg drocks shoe. Egg drocks shoe. That's an insane early fluff. We're just getting our warm up said. This is what it is. Egg drops.

It's funny is we, me and my wife were joking around about. something last night and she was trying to do red leather yellow leather yeah and i was like i can fucking do it and i did it but but when i was done i was like i'm a professional though i don't know why i mean she knows what i do and stuff but it was just me saying like it doesn't matter you can't do it i'm a professional and it's like my whole job is predicated on me say a monsing trunk yeah you have like a 12 minute compilation we played at the live show of you just making stakes in talking. I've called Donald Trump. Donald trunk at least four times. Like on accident. I don't know. Let's talk about a fragrance guys. Chris, we recently talked about this.

You do not wear cologne. So you're not. Do not wear a colon. Like me. It's because of the fact that I just, I use like a strong scented body wash that I that I that I wash myself with. And that's kind of like the scent that I go with. Yeah, what are we working with? What are we? Yeah, we know. Specifics. It's coat de jour. It's like from, it's a hair, it's a, or a bay, Aube, which is like a big hair place, but this is their body wash. And it's a coat de jour that I really, really enjoy. And I also will use like a face moisturizer that's like a L'Oreal men one that has a strong scent to it.

So it's not like I'm walking around with no scent at all, but I just, yeah, I've never been a big cologne guy. Brian, you are, right? You wear cologne. I am now. recently and let me tell you and you might be surprised about this I bought a lot of cologne when I was prepping this episode you brought a lot of you bought a lot of testers yeah you're telling me and brandy do you do you wear like a perfume or do you and do you like that are you a fan of colognes it's funny because you sent me this topic and it triggered me because I was a lift driver for several years

and the people that would get into the car would wear so much cologne as if they were a corpse need to be alive and hiding their rot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was horrible. So I smelled like a lot of other people for a few years, whether I wanted to or not. But I do it for like special occasions, but I don't like it on like a daily basis. Makes sense. That's, I think that's, you're a daily guy because I think that's like, yeah, maybe I was.

I think that there was like keels had like a particular type that I did buy and I still maybe have somewhere. but and maybe I would like bust it out on a real special occasion but yeah never never could see myself as an everyday guy Brian you literally put it like when you wake up in the morning you put on cologne when you go but you know how I wake up I go do the treadmill and then when I'm done I take a shower and I do the cologne and I have two clones one of them is Lelabo Santol 33 Chris turned me onto it I don't know how he turned me onto it but he did I turned you on to it because expensive and I bought it we got we go got we went when we were in Los Angeles where we we got some from Lelabo at the Grove there's a Labo at the Grove and yeah yeah I'm sure I'm sure you have and and Ariel well that's I got that for her for some sort of a gift or something we went and got it yeah they do I mean they're obviously very well known they have a lot of very popular sense and then my other one I wear is Valentino intense that one sounds more like a Cologne guys Cologne like it's not so good that's

the one if I spray it. My wife is like, oh, you just sprayed the Valentino. You know, she's like, she likes it. Do you spray and walk in or is this like a you hit the shit? I think I do it wrong, Brandy. I spray my, my wrists and I go like this, and then I spray my neck like three times. So you might be overdoing it. I don't, no, I don't want to say for sure. Okay. Yeah, because that's like, you know, you're not, you're supposed, the spray in the walkthrough is

always what I always did because I was, was, was, I was afraid of being somebody like Brandy is talking about, like who you get into a car or something. And everyone's like, oh, my God, you walk by, I, usually, everyone experiences this. Yeah. It's usually like, for me, it's usually like older women, honestly, we'll have like very strong smelling perfume that just sort of like encompasses the whole area there in. Brian, you, you're certain that you're not overdoing it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it doesn't, the stuff I use doesn't project, I guess is what the, as much as. It's a subtle. It's subtle. The Sand Hall 33 is very kind of subtle.

Some people say it smells like pickle juice. It does on somebody's skin, but not mine. It's not good. on me. Everybody compliments it. But maybe people like pickle juice. I was going to say, do you know the notes of these colognes? Like, I don't. Okay. I'm just learning about a lot of that. But like, yeah, I don't use that much. And I only put it on one time. I don't reapply during the day. I just get out of the shower. I put on some loch. I've been moisturizing, you know. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm moisturizing right because I never put any lotion on my legs.

I just do this I mean it's wherever you need it I suppose I need it on my legs I can write stuff in my skin on my legs oh god like one of those car windows that says watch me

lotion me so I first thing I did was go to Facebook and I just I searched Cologne you know just to see what kind of guys and Randy Moore came up and I loved this this is what got me on the

of what I was looking for. My cologne collection is untouchable. I'm not even going to get into specifics because why would I make it easy for you guys? Just know it's real, grown, and mature on this side. I got a nose for that scent, respectfully written, a man that smells good every day. P.S. Fellas, wear cologne to bed nightly. No more than three squirts max, light dosage. Another thing, stay away from them strong sense. Aim for sweet and soft sense and blend them periodically to keep them guessing. Lastly, the woman is always right. If she likes it, buy it, even if you don't like it, buy it and wear it for her. See y'all? Want to see y'all. So this is just a random, like, private citizen. You just said his full name.

No, it's not. If he was private, he wouldn't have come up in the, his posts wouldn't come up. So he's like a public, he's like a real like a public, a public figure. A lot of people coming back to him. He said, uh, you know, he's got a lot of people coming back to him and saying stuff. But the comments weren't great but so what ends up happening after that is i go to i go first of all we got some videos great why don't we start with the quick the first video i found which i thought was fantastic i thought and this is not jeremy fragrance we will talk about jeremy fragrance i have you ever heard of jeremy fragrance before brandy no i have no idea what that he's the number one fragrance guy i've i've only seen like i've only seen him because he's there'll be like viral

videos of him, like little clips or whatever they'll see on Instagram and stuff. I don't know that I've ever watched a full video of it, but he like when I picture a cologne guy now or a fragrance guy, I just always think of him like the way he looks. I picture this guy, this new guy. Okay, this is not what I pictured at all. He doesn't look like he smells

great just from the freeze frame, but I'm willing to be open. He kind of has like, if you're talking about like stereotypically, you'd think this was a guy who I would think smells bad at his farting all the time. He does feel farty. Yeah.

And I think that's maybe what some of these essences are trying to cover up. Possibly. That makes sense, actually. But I mean, listen, there's plenty of guys who are, he's a little bit more heavy set. And that doesn't mean necessarily there's plenty of guys who are heavy set and who smell really good. But this guy just, he has that kind of like New Yorker look. He has a little half goatee underneath that he's wearing like a newsy cap. And he just kind of, yeah, he looks, he doesn't look to me like a fragrance kind of guy.

Well, let's get some advice from him. That's what we need. Everybody wants a beast mode fragrance. Something that lasts 12 hours fills a room that you can smell. Fills a room. Wait a second. No. No.

I'm looking for a beast mode fragrance. Danger, danger. Danger. You do not want a fragrance. That's the opposite of what normal people want. You don't want it. You just want to smell nice if someone comes up to you, I feel like, right? If they're like in close proximity to you.

No, you want a beast mode fragrance. That's how I would describe what I'm looking for. He's got a lot of fragrances behind him. I'm just seeing them now. There is like 50 bottles. I see some Lelabo possibly. At the bottom, that's probably $1,000 worth of cologne down there.

Yeah, he looks like he's got a lot. And it appears to be that, yeah, appears to me like he's in his attic or whatever possibly. Yeah, for sure. And his page is called a fragrant state of mind. Hmm.

Okay. I like it. I wonder with a guy like this, you have so many. Like, do you have a favorite or are you rotating between? We're going to learn a lot. Yeah,

no shit. How do you even find? find time to wear all of these scents. How is that possible? And I guess like that guy said before, you're wearing them to bed. You're wearing it like you're caught. But then like I don't understand. Yeah, because you'd have to rewash yourself before. Right. Like is it like like cleanse your palate like if you're eating, right? Like otherwise you're going to smell like a blend of all the different if you're like, oh, in the morning I'm going to do this one. Then the afternoon this one, you're going to smell like a combination of the two. I hate to tell you. I hate to tell you guys

that some of them they only use once and it might get back around to it at a few years. Okay. Like they have all these. They don't wear them all every day. They rarely wear any of them. So this is like, I mean, we've covered a lot of guys like this. They're

collectors of the stuff. And then they're like, hey, I you know, I play this guitar like once a year or whatever, but they, yeah, they've still got it. So they consider these like a vintage? Like is this like, oh, from the year. Okay, this is more like a kind of wine, but for your skin a little bit then.

Yes, you're right about the vintage thing. There are people with like bottles from 1980 or they're searching like these bottles from 1980 that spell like a barber shop or something like that. That was the big one I saw a guy looking for. But like, yeah, it seems like they don't really, they have a favorite that they might wear a lot. Then everyone and there's also a seasonal element to it. Oh yeah. You're going to wear your, you're like, uh, punt. one in the in the holiday season and stuff like that i don't think it's that but uh let's check in with beast mode man but what if i told you most of you have no idea what beast mode actually means and it's the reason you keep wasting money on fragrances that disappoint you when people say beast

mode they mean nuclear projection insane longevity that leaves a scent trail from here to germy fragrances mansion door and listen i get it you're watching tic-tok you're watching youtube listening So this is in a world where you're watching fragrance, TikTok, and YouTube a lot too. Yeah. And I'm excited for my algorithm to put this into it now. I like to shout out to Jeremy Fragrance on there as well. They show a quick photo of Jeremy Fragrance. Now, this is really actually pretty shocking to me that there are people who are looking for

these super strong leave a trail kind of fragrances. Like, is this guy kind of tongue in cheek? Is he joking a little bit? I will read a lot of people. It's called projection and like your, your cologne projects so that it can, you can smell it without being right next to you. You get what I'm saying?

Yeah. There's a scale of one to 10 projection. And he's saying there are a lot of people that just want a 10. You know what I mean? And I'm saying, I wouldn't mind a 10. I mean, I like people know when I smell good. I had a lady one day walk up to me on the street. It was the nicest thing I've ever had in my life.

She goes, you smell so good. And I haven't stopped talking about it since last summer. Like last summer this happened. And I still, I can see the lady in my mind who told me. That's a nice feeling. I've done this to guys before, actually, because it's, I think it's such a nice. It's just to be like, hey, you smell nice. I just want you to know that.

I'm in and out real quick. It's good. Yeah, that is a nice. I would really appreciate that. But the thing that I'm thinking, I'm a bit of a math guy. And so I'm thinking to myself, if you're a 10, you know, from across the room, that means you're like a 175 projection when somebody's right up against you. That's the issue that I'm seeing is if people can smell you across the convention center, then when they get really close, it's going to be overpowering. And it's that classic thing that everybody, I thought everybody hated.

Why are we doing at the convention center? Well, I mean, yeah. Well, Brian is that, well, I mean, I'm going there for some sort of. market or some sort of convention or something, you're going there to evacuate your bowels. All right. Let's take a look at base notes. This guy testing Paco Raban for um. Can we take this guy off the screen just while we? I don't know. Thank you. If we're going to go to post, so yeah. Uh, well, this is a review of a cologne of a guy testing it. And I think it'll give both of you a very good idea of how you.

you review these things how this happens he goes l-o-l i'm laughing guys i decided to test my bottle of paco raban poor om tonight after work this is one of the fragrances i got when i bought 10 in one day in my opinion you remember that famous story when i bought this is one of the ones from that time also how free did you feel just throwing them all in a cart and hitting yes like oh my god yeah if you can swipe your cart on 10 bottles of cologne. You are very lucky, man. You're rich. Yeah, that's like, because there's no, I mean, I guess there is really cheap cologne, but I'm, most of it is pretty expensive. Even just like the baseline stuff is pretty expensive. Well, he goes, in my opinion, it smells like a cross between shaving cream and bar soap.

It's a pleasant and clean smell, but nothing I consider mind blowing. However, as soon as I got close to my girlfriend, she went wild for it. Oh, my God, the pheromones. Alex. exclaiming it to be super sexy and one of her favorites that I own, etc. Just a bit ago, I had my aunt sniff test me and her immediate reaction. And my aunt wanted to fuck me straight away. And my aunt's reaction was an eye-popping, wow. Okay, so not that far off from what I said.

Yeah. She loved it and jokingly said that I needed to be careful wearing that around women. L. So that's so she was flirting with you. She's kind of trying to fuck her. She was kind of. Your aunt was kind of

I was joking. She got a little horny. She did seemingly get a little horny from it. She aunt by blood or aunt by marriage. Yeah. It's a big question. Good question, Braddy. He goes,

I'm laughing and kind of shocked that both of them had such a strong reaction to this. In fact, it was the strongest reaction I've ever seen either of them have. Oh, hello. Don't get me wrong. I like it. But I wouldn't consider it sexy by any means. I suppose growing up and shaving and using bar soap until a few years ago, I'm used to these scents and think of them as clean and masculine, but not necessarily one that the ladies would go for.

I generally wear a different fragrance to work every day and have yet to even have anyone comment on my fragrance. I'm thinking I'll wear this one tomorrow and see if anyone says anything. So this is what I'm saying. It's like the way you test these, a lot of times these people will say the test that they do. did was that a woman smelled them and said wow you smell sexy and that like gets a high score now yeah yeah that is i guess like we i mean we've talked about a little on the bonus episode but that's kind of what maybe you're looking you know you want to smell like appealing and you want to smell good and but then also i think about it like smelling sexy is i don't really know for sure but i feel like a lot of it maybe

has to do with like memories like smell memories that those people had right like they're getting turned on because it's like it's reminding them of something that was like made made them horny or whatever like a scent scent is like your strongest tie to memory i think right so yeah take you back like i have several guy friends that if i say the words cucumber melon their eyes glaze over and they just stare and they think it's 2002 all over again for yeah yeah yeah yeah so vanilla fields was a perfume that the this one of my first girlfriends wore um And anytime I smell it now, I'm just like, I'd love to be sucking on those titties. Oh, why do you see what he's doing, Brandy there is he's heading it off there because he famously sucked on his girlfriend's titties are three hours.

And I like to bring it up with people. But now he's like, I'm going to get to it before he can even bring it up and just say it. I also think there's a little bit of what's going on as we did record an episode of my Patreon podcast this morning where Brian only is just like just. nothing but the most disgusting stuff ever and I think his brain is still in that mode a little no I did a podcast after that what did he's just portraying himself as a generous lover I think that's I am I am actually now I think famously he wasn't a generous lover because it's clear at that time his girlfriend wanted him to be doing a lot of other stuff that he was not doing he was only doing the titty second this guy goes I actually like this one a lot not necessarily surprised by the

overwhelming positive reaction it got get ready Because this guy is going to say something so gnarly. It got from your girlfriend and aunt. The female folk and my brood seemed to love it also. Female folk in my brood. Oh, man. That's the grossest thing anybody's ever said. For some reason, that was so gross to me.

I was like, ugh. Yeah. No, gather around and smell father's armpits. Oh, yeah. It really does. It does seem like a gatherer. around type situation my brood

my brute this guy goes it's permanently on the reduced shelves at my local shopping summer center it's been bad it was once great though summer god you're really you're really going hard I podcasted three times today this is number three for me I'm off for the next three

days people are people are like working at the roofing their roofing job listening to this and Brian's like I've done three podcast today. He goes, but if it works for you and women in your life, who's complaining? So I like that.

Yeah. So he's, that was a little bit of a dig though that he took out of where he's like, yeah, it's on the reduced shelf. That's kind of like, it's kind of shitty stuff. But hey, if it works for you, I don't know if you need to say that part, you know.

You're just poor ass-nosed women in your life. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. You're like this next guy just because of the way. He starts his sentence. This was my dad's signature scent while I was growing up. Now, I got to tell you, I love the idea of having a signature sentence. I feel like my favorite idea of all time.

In the old days, they did, I feel like they did that more, you know, like guys would have like, you know, we, you know that smell of your dad or your mom or whatever. My aunt has gotten the same thing every year for Christmas for, I think, 52 years. Like that is like all she ever wants. She's like, this is it. I'm like, okay, sure. Yeah. This guy goes when I was in high school in 1984, my best friend and I used to browse through GQ and dream about the stuff we'd have one day. Paco Rabon was the scent he daydreamed about. I believe he picked up a bottle shortly thereafter. How I don't know as the guy was quite poor, but he didn't have an edgy current taste. PR always reminds me of him. always reminds me of my poor ass friend yeah i mean it was listen i think yeah i mean it's not that we

talk about it being expensive it's not that expensive it's not that expensive so you get to save up a little bit for it and get it as a gift or something like that i like to think it's like a lay mis situation where he was just like i must steal it from my family yeah yeah yeah he could have stolen it yeah but i'm gonna say he bought it and he just because there i was broke as fuck and well i'm not as responsible with money as i maybe should be um at the time, especially, you know, back then. I was broke as fuck. And I've told the story before.

Nine Inch Nails came in concert and I'd never seen them before. And I had the electric bill in one hand and a nine inch nails concert. And we just bought the tickets. I was like, I'll figure the electric out later. Yeah, yeah. Agree completely, by the way. What is, what is what was, what exactly did you have in the other hand? You had the electric bill and then you had what?

The idea of a nine inch. Nails concert. Because I had never seen nine inch nails. I remember sitting Katie down and being like we may never see nine inch net you know what I mean. And we're going to have electricity again at some point where we may

never see nine inch nails. We're never going to see nine inch nails again in the year 2000. We're certainly not going to be able to watch them on our TV. I ended up thinking because I was really good at like this this you would call

and make a payment plan. But you would wait until the very last second to make the payment plan, which will then buy you a bunch of times to also not pay on the payment plan and get underwater on that afterwards. But I was very good at, you know, stretching that shit out. You know, I was great at it. Yeah. I'm one of the best financial minds in the world.

As someone that has decided to blow up her credit several times in my life. Game respects game, bro. Yeah. Oh, no. Brian is, I guarantee there's no way you could even, there's no way you have bought the stuff as dumb as Brian. That's the thing about it. It's not the, it's the things that he buys and spends the money on that are really,

this guy goes, the reason they reacted that way is because it's manly. It's not wishy-washy or Metro or anything like that. Metro, what was that posted? 2019. Okay, but still a little late for metrosexual. It's late for metrosexual. Like 15 years late. easily.

Metro sexual was the best time because like you couldn't carry a bag without somebody saying, how's the man purse? Yeah, you're like, a gym bag. It's a MERS. I like your MERS. The first time I got a bag, everybody in my life was like,

look this guy with a bag. I'm like, it's really very convenient to have a bag. It's like one of the most convenient things you can have. Yeah, I bet you put so much in your pocket. Yeah, I suppose you got to have somewhere to put your,

tampons. I mean, that's what they would say, not me. I'm not saying that. That's what they would say at the time, you know? You're fine, you know, this guy goes, I tend to, now, we have a woman on the show, so this might help us out a little bit. And now he goes, I tend to agree. Every woman is different, of course. Is that true? Is that, is that a true? I'd say there's several buckets, but I don't know. Yeah, yeah. That's the question. That's the question we have to ask a woman. Now he goes in his this really weird he goes but a lot of ladies still prefer a more masculine fragrance on man i don't want to generalize however which is exactly what he's about to do however i will women are over women over a certain age let's say over age 40 tend to prefer the more manly fragrances

women under let's say age 30 will tend to go more for the more modern less masculine fragrances again though it really depends on the individual woman so over 40 masculine Under 30, might as well wear a perfume. And then 30 to 40, it's a mixed bag, basically, I guess. You could go. Yeah, as perimenopause is setting in, it kind of depends on where the moon is on which, which fragrance you're into. Yeah. Okay.

I'm glad you're on. Yeah. So I think that there are probably, yeah, some people, I think I am of the opinion again that it's like based on things from their past or whatever. Like, that's what it's like. But yeah, I think probably some people like more manly. fragrance. I don't know if it's cool. My wife. She likes all kinds of really masculine stuff because she lives with me. So the Valentino one, is that really mad? Like what like what does it smell like? It's sweeter. It's a little sweeter. But everything about me is very masculine and I'm strong.

Probably strongest person on the skull. Okay. I go to a barbell gym. I don't know about that. Okay. So you actually work out. So you probably are stronger than Brian. You're probably stronger than both of us truly. We're not right. We'll arm wrestle sometime. This guy I challenged you to an arm wrestle at the live show. So why not? Why won't you do an arm wrestle with me at the live show?

Because I don't arm wrestle. I'm not an arm wrestler. Okay. Can we have a, can we slap each other? Sure. I'll have a slap fight with you. A slap fight. Let's do power slap. We could do power slap and wrestling. We could wrestle each other. Would you want to wrestle?

Let's get on stage. at our at our live show we'll get on stage in singlets and really do an amateur wrestling match i would do and i would wrestle i have a singlet do you yeah i tried it out because i was wait a second what do you mean you you tried out wrestling no i tried a singlet oh okay i see because i was chafing my thighs you know and get really hot and At the time, this doesn't happen to me anymore. My nipples were hurting like crazy because I was running basically. You were you were walking so much and then it would like chafe on your nipple.

I think that happens. My nipples would go crazy. And I was like, I've been trying to figure out the right underwear to wear so they don't ride up. And then it just popped my head. Well, the nipples and the bottom area could be fixed with a wrestling single. It didn't work. It's too hot. You are in.

You're into wrestling. So you did. You feel a little. little did you feel you put it on and you kind of were feeling a little bit like a wrestler yeah was cool was that when you had your gas bill in one hand and then you had this bullet pulled up well not far from that it was about five years you you still have a singlet i don't know if i do actually i'd have to look at my what color was a singlet black okay that's classic regular wrestling singlet i bought on amazon like king Kong bundy there is a picture of me and the singlet on the internet

somewhere can you get you can you find it for me I'd love to see it would be really hard for me to find it right now on the podcast no no no just in general can you send it to I didn't send it to I think it's in my phone okay this guy asked a question along your fragrance journey have you found the one that ticked all the boxes perfectly the one what is it what the guy goes what fragrance in your collection is the one and done for you where you consider it perfection in a bottle it can make it your only fragrance I enjoy finding that fragrance or fragrances that bring this feeling and experience to life. I have a bunch of fragrances

that I thoroughly enjoy. But when you come across one or a few that you fully appreciate, it feels great. The best part of this hobby is the gift of our senses where we can experience. The best part of this hobby is the gift of our senses. Beautiful. So is he trying to say like the best part of it is you can smell the stuff? That's I think what he's actually saying. But he's saying it more poetically kind of. Yeah. The diff of our sense it's very poetic yeah it's a flowering language to go with that i like it yeah and he says he says where we can experience phenomenal blending of a fragrance and the pleasure it brings my answer is tom ford tuscan leather it is that sounds horrible yeah Tom ford tuscan leather it feels like a lexas

it just feels like a car and yeah totally it does it feels like the interior it feels just like leather is like I don't like the smell of leather myself I'll let you know when next week oh did you got it I might got some tom for a tuskin leather yeah he just got samplers right yes okay okay a 10 cents spy was you right yeah it was 17 dollars I don't know how about it's big it's going to be one of the little tiny little samples no because there's this company I bought uh there was this one called louis Vuitton love or something like that. And everybody was like, this is the best clone you can ever get.

So I bought it and I put it on and it gave me a headache and made me want to barf. And I had to go home and take a shower because it was brutal, man. I almost passed out walking with it on. So I gave it to Ashton, my daughter's boyfriend. Maybe he can get some use out of it. That's nice. Yep. My answer is Tom Ford Tuscan Leather.

It is blended so well and it smells so divine. I've smelled a lot while in this hobby, but this takes the kids. I'm on my seventh wearing. I'm wowed with each wearing. This will likely be my number one spot for the foreseeable future, easily a signature choice. I chase fragrances on this level of expectations and I think this one will not be topped. I'm open to more experiences like this one, but feel that this is the one. Wow. So he says seventh wearing. Does he have a log? Is he logging? That's what I'm saying. Brandy, it's funny. You say because I think they kind of. kind of do. Because a lot of them will say, I wore that three times in 2021. So they presumably they have something that alleged or something that they're going back to to find that information.

Yeah, because it's hard. Maybe they just have really good memories, but I don't think I could remember in that kind of way. I think if you look at it, though, if you look at the bottle, you're like, oh, the last time I wore this, I was doing this. I just thought of my, I just thought of if you read that in like, you. like took the smell part out of it. You could easily think he was talking about his wife. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, like finding like, you know, when you're like going through all of these things and blah, blah, then you find the one like it just you don't need anything else. Like this is, he really is talking about it like a lover. Well, this is the first sort of guy whose wife doesn't hate his hobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe they're spending. Have. It's all right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can look at all the other. What, what these guys. would say, I can be smoking meth or cheating on my wife right now, but instead, I'm buying seven guitars a week.

Yeah, we're using the guitar. And they don't like that or Legos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it also implies that you are like grooming yourself and taking care of yourself too, right? So it's like even if you're overdoing it or like you're a little psychotic about the sense, it's like you're at least you're still taking care of yourself and making yourself presentable. These are not like three and one Irish spring guys, you know? Yeah. People do like Iris Springs.

But they hear about that in a little bit. Not to fire a shot, but yeah. They're going to be so mad at you, Bray. Bring it on. I suppose you're spending money, but you're spending money on like, yeah, becoming more like desirable or whatever for your partner. And so that's generally going to be seen as a good thing. So my wife likes my hobby of having a huge penis.

Brian. Brian. Brian, we've never met. This is our first time. This is like our first time meeting Brandy ever in our whole lives. This is how you want to come across. No, it's great. It's great.

That's the show. I have to do it. Hey, my wife loves my penis. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good. It'd be horrible if she didn't, you know.

He says it's 17 soft. He claims it's 17 inches soft, which is like, I think we can all agree. That's probably not. Look at this thing. It sounds like more of a burden, frankly. Yeah, 17th, I like it. I paint it sometimes. This guy goes from 1970 until about five or seven years ago, I would have said vintage canon without hesitation, but I think I'm too old for that now. Additionally, my promiscuous pursuit of the fragrance that caused me to amass 100 or more fragrances resulting in the inability to ever enjoy any one of them contentedly, but having 100 others is even less satisfying. This guy is not happy with his situation. He like gamed himself into being enabled to commit to a fragrance. He did.

He did. I'll buy a hundred of them. Like I'm sure there was a period where he was like on like 40 bottles where he was like, well, I got to do 50. And then he got the 50. He was like, what if I did a hundred? Yeah. And he just, he has so many now that now he's like, I wish I could go back to when I had six.

Just the executive function. decide how you smell for the day feels exhausting. I know, especially if you've got to look at a bunch of bottles. Like just this, a hundred bottles of cologne is such, it's more than you see when you go to the store and you look at the cologne. Yeah, you have more than the store a lot of the time. You don't ever want to have more than the store.

Like you don't want to have a bit like a larger inventory than the store you're buying from. Yeah. Unless it's high choose. Uh, this guy goes, I, I have like a lot of high choose. these days. Brian, I want to say we've been talking about in the group chat. Brian has acquired a candy dish to somehow like.

Grandma mode. But also just like somehow like making it like, oh yeah, I got to get more candy for the candy dish. You know, I got to fill the candy dish up. Like that's, I think it's like a justification for eating more candy. And I think like, hey, I don't want to tell you how to live your life. But I think I thought you were trying to steer away from the candy. Yeah.

But now I have a candy dish. Yeah. Like a grandma. Yeah, I know. But the thing about the grandma is the grandma doesn't eat the candy and the candy dish. It's for the grandkids. It's for the grandkids. Yeah, yeah.

I don't have any of those. I love this. She had a tasty cake drawer is what my grandma had. And I was like, I would go over and be like, oh, hell yeah. I wouldn't even say hi to her. It was straight to the refrigerator. My, my grandma had this is just coming back to me now. my grandma had this like uh chocolate flavored root beer that like kind of sounds disgusting and it's kind of old ladies but i just was obsessed with it it was out in the garage and like yeah so she wasn't a big candy person but she definitely had treats and sweets for sure i didn't have candy she mostly she was a bowler and uh is your dad's mom yeah oh yeah of course is dad on tv oh really yep bowling for dollars

game show. Oh, I thought she was like a professional bowler. I mean, she's good. Yeah, that is still cool. That is still cool. But like when you were saying bold on TV, I thought that I didn't think it was a game show.

I thought she was like a professional. She's in a military too. Quite an interesting lady that I never talked to about any of her stuff. But I'm going to go to Fragrantica now. Fragrantica. Fragrantica. Fragrantica. Fragrantica.

This is where fragrance guys go. and review their fragrances. So what I did was I got a mix of the most popular fragrances that I read about in prepping this episode. And then the fragrances I used to wear when I was in high school that are really like big ones. You know what I mean? So number one, this is the most talked about scent with all of them. it'll come up in 50 different videos every post sovage d'or for men is the best it's supposed to be the best collo but you're gonna smell like everyone else though that's that's the only thing about it

yeah this guy uh the first guy rep uh reviews it he goes a loud and confident scent that feels sexy and masculine i always get a compliment whenever i wear this out almost to its own detriment as it's immediately identifiable and not so unique anymore. Alas, others tend to really like this. These guys do have a way of talking, definitely. A whiskey cigar kind of way of talking. I really love it at last. Alas, others tend to really like this smell on others,

and I would tend to reach for this bottle for nights out and big social events. I wouldn't personally wear this in the daytime during the summer. but it's generally versatile enough for any social occasion would maybe opt for the flankers on my repurchase. I don't know what a flanker is. I did buy some Sauvage Dior for men. Okay. So you haven't gotten any of these yet.

No, they probably won't be here. Some of them be here tomorrow or Friday. So maybe on the bonus episodes, if you're a patron, maybe you can hear about Brian. Like you could review some of these later on, possibly, yeah.

This guy goes, How is this so popular? It smells like a urinal cake. Hmm. Well, urinal cake is a pretty good smell. It's right. Ment to overpower the smell of urine. Covers the smell of piss.

Yeah. I think this stupid guy is saying he thinks the urinal cake smells like piss, which is like, no, it gets pissed on and then it smells like piss. Yeah. It makes sense. They would have a good urine, like a good smell. Yeah. Don't attribute the piss smell to the urinal cake.

Attribute that to the piss. Yeah, it's the piss. This guy goes extremely, his name's Swag and his, his avatar is Eminem from 8 Mile. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Love that. And he does wear my, each one of them have their signature scent on the picture. It's like their flare next to them.

Yeah. And he's got the Valentino one that I have this guy. So me and this guy have like, this is a brother in arms. This is one of your. Yeah. Yeah. Extremely universal clone. I got gifted this.

It was my first ever fragrance. It got me in the game. I love the smell, and it attracted a lot of attention to me, compliment magnet six years ago. I don't reach for it anywhere anymore, not because it's overused, but because of how much global hate it gets and the reputation that precedes it,

girls think it's a cheaters fragrance. Alas, that's an alas situation right there. Are you wearing a cheaters fragrance tonight? It's probably just because it's, it's the most popular fragrance and then a lot of men are cheaters so i would think that it yeah but he goes honestly just by smell alone it's up there with the greats it's earned its name in history but its time has passed now thanks for all the memories sovage you'll always hold a place in my heart wow so he puts it on like when he's like going to be home for a day by himself just to have like

a real nostalgic day remember remember what i smelled like this oh yeah no nostalgia Fucking fragrance guy. Girlfriend walks in the house and she's like, where is she? Is that someone here? Where is she? Check it under their bed. There's someone else here. I know it.

I can smell it. I don't know if I cut this, but there was a guy that did say I spray once, one or two squirts max before I go to bed. And it's like, don't do that. I, listen, my wife was doing. this thing. Oh, I'm glad she's not here because I have the door open. She's doing this thing every night. She would squirt lavender on her pillow. Well, that's normal. That's like a sleeping. I hated it. That's what people do, though. It's supposed to help you to sleep. Oh, didn't help me. Made me crazy.

Not in the good crazy way either. You know, like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know what you mean. But that is like a well-known thing. You can look it up. It's like lavender scent is associated with helping you sleep. but yeah that you did just you read earlier to about a guy saying spray three before you go to bed yeah yeah yeah that seems weird to do yeah why it's strange because it's like these are sense that are in theory making people horny and then you're like just go into bed on a Tuesday and then your bed all smells horny and it's just you like come on yeah they do say that time there's women women did show up and I try to steer away from that because it's guys but women did show up and say like, I have

Sauvage and I spray it on my pillow. Oh, okay. So when I go to bed, I can smell savage. Yeah, that's, I guess that's fair. I suppose you, but yeah, it seems like, why are they doing it? Are they doing it for that reason? Because they want to smell the nice smell as they drift off to sleep.

It's not so when they wake up, they have a faint smell of it or whatever. I think they really, I think, the thing about these guys is they really do legitimately love the smell of these colognes. Like, they love them. in a way that we could never appreciate because we smell cologne 90% of time when you smell cologne it's somebody wearing too much and you're like what the fuck who's wearing that and you don't

know what kind it is you know much projection too much the projection levels are too high it's interesting you just said that I try to steer away from women because it's guys but we do we read post from women I do super regularly on here but if it's more we read post from women that are the guys yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just like oh i go to bed i spray a little the cologne that i like the smell of on a pillow so i can sleep next to it yeah yeah i mean that to me is kind of sweet anyway or whatever so you're missing somebody it's like kind of nice to have that makes you feel safe or whatever maybe who knows that's that's good it's it's it's it's interesting it's i i don't i guess like pheromones this is replacing pheromones for people right like how do you know if you've actually

like the way a person you're with smells you ever get their like actual body or is it always covered by a scent i do like i said i have that like strong connection to like my first girlfriend when i smell like a vanilla cologne i'm like oh man you know we ended up hating each other but you know there was some good times there and it makes me think every time of because every girl was wearing vanilla fields when I was growing up. So when I would smell it, I'd go fucking nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Horney wise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'd get crazy horny by it. Okay. But my wife doesn't wear it now. So I don't, I haven't smelled it in years. I think it was because it's $11 bottle of perfume that you buy at the grocery store. And it was popular for about four years in the mid 90s. But why don't, why wouldn't you say to your, like, do you have your thought of saying to

your wife? Like, hey, you want to spray a little bit of this on and I'll get horny? No, I don't like making a mess I've talked about this. You don't like making a mess in my house. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, from the sex? Yeah, some people make a whole mess with sex.

They're fucking spraying oils around and all this other stuff. Oh, okay. You become an oil guy if you start getting the vanilla back in the 20s where you think that you'll start getting horny and get old like get like out of control of a little bit maybe. No, I'm saying everything's got to be washed after perfume sex and oil sex and stuff like that. I just, what I meant was like having sex without a bunch of fragrance. If she wears a fragrance too, I'm just saying like you put this fragrance on and we go out for a date and then I would like have those feelings, you know? It feels like I'm saying,

hey, it'd be cool if you dressed up like my ex-girlfriend. Oh yeah, I forgot it's a specific. Pacific girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. You smell like Jackie and we would all love it.

Oh, and she knew her too probably, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you guys all grew up together. I mean, the actual smell isn't just the perfume either. It's cigarettes and the perfume.

Like it hits me on a level. It's just a level of like like, like that. It just, but it is, you don't smell it anymore. It's not something I smell. But cigarettes and vanilla fields perfume. hits me on an insane level. Just because of full pepipi, you can't.

I do. I do. I do. I really. I just, I, it's something I think about still to this day. Cause like,

you know, dating this girl. I got my starter jacket on Michigan University. I didn't give a crap. He was in Ohio State territory. So that was really. Bad boy. Bad boy.

That was super counterculture. That was like super fucking. It was like, oh, I bet you guys were all pretty pissed about my. Jack. I didn't know how accurate that is. Come to school by Michigan, Jack.

What are you going to do about it? Yeah, what are you going to do about it? Oh, oh, you're going to try to punch me? Well, my two bigger, tougher friends might have something to say about that. My girlfriend might beat you up. Yeah, porn. What did pornoshaun and the boys think of that, though? Of what?

Of your Michigan jet, like. They were cool with it because they knew I was cool. They were like, because I was a leader of my crew. And they were like, oh, that's really fucking cool, man. Like you don't go with the flow. You're a fucking iconoclast. This is what they used to call me an iconoclast. I forgot that you were like the design.

You were like the fashion guy. You were like the of the gang. Yeah. Yeah. Don't put Brian in a box. Not going to happen. I'm a beautiful fashion, man. This guy goes, the hate comes from the younger crowd.

Well, you don't put them in a box, but you can put them in a trunk. Fuck you. Sorry. That's a callback for some people who listen a lot. Fucker. So I rode in a trunk like three times and now everybody's like, how's the view from the trunk? Yeah.

Yeah. That's how many times I see that on like blue sky. Yeah. Like, how's the, hey, this sounds like back there in the trunk. I'm like, I did it like three times and it was because I was being generous. Three times is a lot of.

times ride in the trunk just so you know anybody could have you just say one time say one say you did it was three I specifically remember all three yeah how long were these rides this first the first one was long and the guy had a first one was long the other ones were like 10 maybe 10 minutes or something okay because that's pretty long to be in the trunk so how long was the long one like 15 20 minutes because I told you we were running away we were having a slumber party and I have hated when this shit happened but the kid lived on a farm right okay he's like we can go crazy at this party like we're gonna have a sleep over we're gonna go fucking nuts so we were all so excited we'll sleep outside my family's got land well and fucking his mom is yelling at us the minute we get there

about uh don't smoke uh you guys doing drugs you know what i mean oh why are all these people showing up you know what i mean like it just became a whole she was mad so i we were like we gotta get the fuck out of here your mom is square so robbie came and he had a he had a big like catac situation and he had speakers in the back with like a system but there was still about like a little room but i'm like the smallest of the guys were they pounding the music yeah that i didn't like that i'll agree i will say that i kind of wish they wouldn't have done the music. Yeah, of course. But I was the smallest guy and we had to fit as many people as we could in Robbie's car. So I volunteered to ride in the trunk. And that is the whole story. It wasn't them

saying like Brian, you need to ride in a fucking trunk. That never happened. I'll just say that and we'll leave it and move on because yeah, we don't need to relitigate all of this stuff again. But I'll say you'd never find my pal, good friend of mine, Aaron, riding in a trunk he never would have done it he had two cars he had two of his own cars let's this guy goes the hate comes from the younger crowd that doesn't want to smell like their dad in 10 years the valentino's ys l line and stronger with yous will be the target of hate by the next generation so we got ourselves an old guy just let you know and he goes and the people who hated on savage will now be defending their fragrance it's a great timeless fragrance that will

always be a stable in anyone's lineup it's okay to say I don't want to smell like my dad, but you're only lying to yourself if you think anyone is going to believe this fragrance doesn't smell good. Oh, I see. So it's like you have to admit it smells good, but I just dropped my phone again. I've been doing that a lot lately. It's okay to like say, hey, you don't want to smell like your dad, but you have to admit your dad smelled good.

Yeah, my dad, I love his smell. My dad did not have a signature scent. I don't think he smelled good. He probably smelled like fucking B.O. or farts. My dad's was aftershade. Like he would, you know, he seemed to have like a really old guy thing. Thick beard, you know, or like, you know, but he shaved it all the time, right? So he always had it shaved.

But he had to shave really every day. He was one of those guys who had to shave every day. And then he would use that aftershade. So he had that classic kind of aftershay smell. Yeah. My hands, I don't know what it was, but it was like a little, it looked like a like the Seattle. Space needle. Yeah, it looked like the space needle almost.

But then it went out of style and then he would just buy it on it. eBay for a while. And now I don't think he can. My dad also has a floby. So like he just really figures shit out. Now that's awesome. Yeah. That's that's really rules. I do like guys who are like, hey, this is the one that I like and it's, you know, it's it's no longer in production, but I'm going to find a way to get it. What are you doing here, Brian? You got to show that to us. Shit. Try and just started playing a video there. I was and I had everything set up to do another thing. Well, the next one is one of my. signature sense from high school.

But that's what I wore in high school. And honestly, I would say I only wore it in high school, but I did also wear it in my 30s for a period of time. You went, you turned back the clock. You turned back to clock a bit. Yeah, yeah. You're like, you're like in your 30s. You're like, what if I was Queber again?

I mean, I didn't get, because I was like, back when I was Quiber, I did have good Cologne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not a blue. Good fashion, good Cologne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Nautica Blue. Notica Blue was, I mean...

This was a big deal. This is a huge one. I think we're like, we're all similar enough in age probably that we all experience this when, yeah, everybody had this shit for a while at my school. So good. And I can't believe these reviews. This guy goes genuinely smells like body spray, pear and sweat. Don't get this.

I don't care who you are. Just don't get this. 2.985 out of 10. I think 9.8.5? 2.985? Ready? I found that weird. 2.985. Out of 10. Wow. He didn't want to give it a three. You know what I mean? He's like, he probably has a scent that he calls a three, but he kind of likes it. And what about a 295. Do you know what I mean? A 2.95, like if you don't want to give it a 3. 98, because it's almost a 3.

Yeah. Wow. This got, can you imagine? So this is. out of 10 with these cologne guys and my review thing is even more important over here a one to three star a one to four star review system they can really use that's what we believe in we believe in a three star system where it's like one is bad two is okay and three is good like yeah i think that's all you need right that's all you need yeah this guy goes don't just don't get it unless you're really sad on getting it which okay it doesn't even smell good

And it's weak. It doesn't matter. It's like $10. I probably would get axed in this. It should be called body spray. Where in the summer, if you just want people one inch away from you to smell something better than sweat, 3.9 out of 10. That's literally what I want. I want somebody who's right up close to me that if they get close to me that it smells good. That is exactly what I'm looking for. How do they differentiate a fragrance from a body spray? Because now we've had body spray used negatively twice. I think it's Cologne. They I don't think it's ever for these guys. And hey, listen, I might agree with them except for I was wearing body spray like two years ago. Oh my God, but not acts, right? No, it was a Nautica body spray, uh, CK1 body spray. CK1 was another one that was hugely popular in high school. That was one of the other ones for sure.

Because there was men and women. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the first ever like a man can wear this. and a women can wear this. Yeah. This guy goes, this one's very nostalgic to me. I had the deodorant spray for this as a teen and it smelled identical. After buying the clone, I wore it as my signature scent for a few years between 17 and 22 years old and would spray it before work.

I would get lots of compliments from female co-workers and they'd give me a quick sniff when they went in for a hug. That's such a weird thing. He goes, I can harassed mayor co-workers, but that's cool. Why are you hugging? We're picturing now a guy that's hugging somebody and she's going, that is a very weird behavior to do. That's a messy office space. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe a restaurant. You know, they didn't even say what kind of a restaurant. That sounds like the behavior of a restaurant, restaurant workers. He does say, though, I do want to clarify that this is definitely a fragrance for the younger crowd. I don't think I'd get the same reaction from girls. girls today in my late 20s. I don't think if if grandmas were hugging me, I don't think they'd be all turned on by it.

He goes, but if you, if what you're after is attracting some 20 year olds, this is the one. I don't like that. Okay. Well, so he's based, so he's saying, hey, yeah, sure, if you're,

if you, if you, Pito Paul might enjoy this. I'm like, why is he, he's attacking people who like this scent now in a really nasty way. I am thinking about a grandpa wearing Nautica and how

horrifying that would be. That is the crazy thing to think about. It's like we're two or three years away from grandpa's being like, yeah, I wear cool water. Yeah, yeah. That's unthinkable when I was young. No, but don't, do you think

that, but don't you like change your set? Like as you're getting older, aren't you going to like sort of evolve your scent? You just think they're going to be sticking with the ones that they like their whole life. I would think 90% of guys have a signature are saying they're just sticking with that. I think there's a there is like a 1% of like these that are

these guys. These guys are at a top 1% of smellers. And then everybody else is just like, yeah, I fucking I wear notica. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're probably right. It's like that's what I've always worn. It's always worked fine for me. And I'm going to keep doing it. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. We're just a real close up of a jugular. Okay. All right. This is Jeremy fragrance. Let's check him out here. you guys are going to really like him. I can't make. Good day guys, Jeremy Fragrance here's the number one fragrance icon that follows the teachings of Jesus.

So he's the number one fragrance icon that follows the teachings of Jesus. Is there a better one who's non-religious or he those are two separate thoughts? Yeah, who's that guy? Who's the atheist fragrance guy who's actually or the satanic fragrance guy? Yeah, this oh maybe by the way my next door neighbors are Satanists. I'm listening into a lot of loud music? No, they're very polite and very kind people, honestly. How do they smell, though?

I would be making you freak out. The one guy smells like cigarettes all because he smokes more than I've ever seen anyone smoke in my entire life. He's always out on the front porch and he's smoking. Like, genuinely, I go out to walk my dog a lot and take my dog out to pee. And more, 75% of the time I go on, I'm going out five, six times a day. and like going out with my son to the park and stuff, 75% of the time he's out there smoking.

Can I say smoking on the porch is like the number one best thing to do in the whole world? He's smoking on this front stoop and he, you know what he's sitting on? You're going to love this. Chair? No, a turned over milk crate. Oh, what a life. I loved when I did that.

Yeah, that it really, it is, it was, it is a nostalgic thing for me when I see him. It's like one of those old yellow milk crates. like the classic ones and he's sitting on the turned over one smoking all the time and I'm like oh man I used to smoke I used to sit on milk crates and stuff like that it is it does make me happy every time I see you makes you feel young makes me feel young again yep I'll give you 10 cheap fragrances so he says fragrance and I know he has like a I know he has like a accent but if your name is Jeremy fragrance and you're a whole whole careers around fragrance.

I'd try to get that R in there. Have you guys have you guys encountered him before with other kinds of guys? No. Or this is new. This is I've encountered. We've encountered him just like online. Like he's just so famous.

Like he's like a huge. He's hugely famous. So yeah, there's just like viral clips of him. There's one where he he like sniff something so hard that it like seems like he like pulls his tooth through his nose. It's called a, a tonsil stone.

Yes. He spits out a tonsil stone. I've seen that. I know what that is. Yeah. So that is, that's the viral video I first saw of him. But yeah, he, where is, I don't know where he's from. I don't know.

Yeah, but he's got quite a thick accent. Yeah. Well, let's hear a little bit more. He doesn't have good recording equipment. Rihanna Repfleur, Ariana Grande Cloud, Britney Spears' fantasy. Then I want to continue with a few men's fragrance. Now let's also do Aqualina Pink Sugar.

Then we'll continue with the mens reeds. It was clapped in a wee intense. Notica Voyage. Well, look who smells good. Yeah. Wait, what did he say? Notica Voyage. Notica voyage.

You have that one or that's... No. I have a Nautica in the house. I don't wear it anymore. I actually hit it. It's in a drawer. Too many 20-year-olds. My other ones are displayed.

Yeah. My other ones are displayed. Let's hear, listen to a little bit more of this. I got some more reviews, Road. And, well, first of all, why wouldn't he have the list ready?

Yeah, have this ready to go. Have some pride in yourself. He seems to be figuring it out off the top of his head, which is a very interesting way to make a video like this. He played on it.

Let's just, let's press play, and then I'll just come up with them on the spot. He's nuts, too, because he ostensibly set out. to name 10 fragrances. And when he started, this is how people with 2.4 million subscribers act. So they're just like, oh, like whatever I do, you know.

Yeah, I'm Jeremy Fragrance. I don't have to write on a script. He feels like Tommy Wuso from the room's younger brother, kind of. There's a similar. Yeah. Something. Umami going on here. Yeah, he's got a, for those of you don't know him. Yeah, he has like a real insane ponytail.

And he's just kind of like a thin European. looking guy. I would love to have his ponytail. Yeah. Klobdeno in a tense, Nautica voyage these two and then a bit more expensive. What about

Versace? Versace? What about Versace? He means Versace, right? I like that he's now doing the, what about a, I'm about it to throw this? Like he's talking to somebody. Yeah, like somebody's in the comments asking him or something. But

It doesn't seem to be the case. This is the most ill-prepared guy I've ever seen. And he doesn't have a microphone. He's got a video. He doesn't have a microphone. He's not at all prepared to do this video. It's insane. Oh, my God.

I know. And how many views does this have? I'll take a look. It has 6.1. Wait a minute. Oh, this one only has 6.1K views. Somebody might be buying followers. Somebody might be going.

Hopi boat wait a second 6.1 you got millions of subscribers this is seven days ago you should have a higher amount than this should be bigger

yeah he's falling off yeah maybe he's falling off maybe there's like a new person you know a new guy on the blog people are mad at them because of the Jesus

stuff oh people don't like Jesus anymore I don't like him his own because of his feud with his feud with Donald Trump yeah yeah

what do you guys think Jesus smelled like oh my god i mean honestly probably smelled like shit right he was like oh come on man i'm trying to get us canceled i want to apologize for my comments saying jesus probably smelled like shit i'm just saying he's like from the olden times when they you know what i'm saying that it was harder to wash and stuff like that people didn't really start smelling good consistently until what like 1987 yeah i'm sorry no sorry brandy that was my fault. I'm trying to figure out how to, but I apologize for that. I feel real bad. This is like when I did the whole, whole, whole, whole. It's not the exact same as when he did the ha, ha, ha, ha, when the guy was

telling the wine story. That was much more rude when Riley was telling his wine story. And you accidentally hit the ha, ha, ha, ho. By the way, I already mentioned. Opie, Greg Opie Hughes saying, oh, ha, ha, yeah. Here we go. Don't worry. We're having Felix on soon, so you'll get plenty of Opie talk. Oh, yeah, the end of our episode with Felix. whatever we have Felix on, there's like, hey, how come this episode is an hour and 52 minutes? It's because it was an hour and 30 minutes and then 22 minutes of us talking about Opie. The obsession. Here, let's say, here he goes.

Yeah, this is the question. What are cheap fragrance? He's leaving now. He's walking off. That's the question. He's literally walk off screen. He's no longer in frame on the game on cam anymore. And his house set up is nuts.

there's so much going on. Yeah. Yeah. There's a painting behind the TV, but halfway down the TV. And also it's moving, it's like coming off the wall. Yeah, it's like hanging.

You can tell, but it's like, it's like the nail is really big that it's hanging off of. So the top part is so much further off. It looks like it's about to fall. And then he's got like a dresser there with some. Open drawers. There's just drawers open in it. That might be a candy dish on the.

I was going to say, Brian, how you feel about these candy dishes? There's nothing in them. It feels like an Airbnb. Mm. But all of his videos take place in this place. All of his more recent videos. Yeah, this is his home. This is his home.

What a place to live. This guy's living. Weird. Yeah. Yeah. Weird for a top influencer. Is good girl cheap. It's not cheap anymore.

So he is reading comments. This seems to be from alive. This is not live, first of all. This is all of his videos. He tapes them. Number two, he is just wandering around the house, picking up perfumes and colognes now and saying this is expensive. Okay.

I would have to think, guys. Oh, maybe it's streaming. What do I say? I gave you four for women and should I give you six for men? Sure. Let's even see a few. Well, we have Azaro Chrome, Nautica Boets

Klobdeno-I-N-Tense and yeah, what else? Okay, we let's this guy is, I think this is a live stream, it's a clip from a live stream is what my feeling is, right? That he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That he's like, he posted it, by the way. Yeah, he's clip that out or something like that. But yeah, he really got it. If you can't answer the question, just don't answer, I feel, don't post it afterwards. We're like, hmm, let me think here. It's strange. Because is his deal that he knows all the fragrances or like what is it?

Okay. He hasn't even named anything obscure as far as I can tell really. Because they're the cheap ones, I guess. They're like the cheap ones. But like you think he could think of more than like seven of them off the top of his head. It's his entire life is based around fragrances. Have a cheat sheet. Let's do some CK1 Calvin Klein for women and learn. Sounds pretty much.

Sounds pretty metro to me. It is probably. Here's a thing. You're surprised by these. This guy goes, my comforting scent. I'm glad I have bought 300 milliliter bottle of it. So most of the time before going to sleep, I spray as much as I want. It gives me so much.

I get, I'm a grown-up. I can spray as much as I want before I go to bed. Nobody's going to tell me. I basically wonder if when he was a kid, his mom came in and was like, you got to stop spraying. You got to just. just do two or three sprays. The whole fucking house smells like this shit, man. You live like my sister.

He gets his own trailer in the back where he can spray as much S.K. And she has a trailer so she can smoke. Yes. And she can smoke cigarettes. This guy goes, this is absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt the best example of a unisex fragrance. It's citrus. It's floral.

It's feminine. It's masculine. It's sexy and clean. It's a little bit dirty. It's summertime. I love this because it doesn't smell. same on everyone so he's had a lot of things there some of them because he's like it's clean but it's a little bit dirty yeah did he mean that in like a sexual way or like i guess because i don't even

know how to read that like it's a little dirty you know yeah iconic fragrance this was my step up from kb which i also wore by the way for a while it was my comfort go-to i used to get the largest bottle available because i enjoyed the value saving bottle i was just I was generous in the sprays, eight to ten sprays, just because those bottles never end. Oh, my God. So much. That is so much. Why not open it and just pour it?

Yeah, directly. Spraying eight to ten times directly on you. You are going to stink. This is what would happen in my lifts. This is exactly what would happen. That's what you're, these are the kind of guys you were encountering. Oh, all going to the club reeking. Well, and he also goes, I have multiple bottles in each room.

Oh, shit. So he's like, just in case he's in a room and he's like, holy fuck, I want to spray some of this, but I don't want to go all the way back to the bedroom. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, okay. I'm, yeah, I'm in the kitchen and I'm like, it smells like food in here. Yeah.

Oh, God. Yeah, spraying it all around the stove as you're cooking. Food would end up tasting like this. Like that's, you can't cross those wires. Yeah, if you're spraying it eight to ten times on yourself and then making or eating food, I would imagine your food and everything, like everything is smelling and tasting like this. If it's in every room and you're spaying it does feel like you're overspring. I would say you're overspraying.

That would be my opinion. He goes, uh, I have multiple bottles in each room. Life was simple back in the day. Now we got a million fragrances on the market. Yeah. Cool water. Dabb it off for men. Oh, this.

This is okay. This one I definitely remember as well. This is the first expensive one that I had experienced. Aaron had a bottle because it was like 90 bucks. So like, shout out to Aaron. What a fucking, what an absolute baller. What an absolute baller. You ever going to his house and being like, can I get something? He would let me spray myself sometimes. That was nice of him. Yeah. But yeah, he had he had this and I had Nautica and C.K. And I got kind of I wanted that cool water because it's in the song. You know, it's in a Snoop Dog song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And this was like the, I'll tell you what about cool water. This was the coolest guy. And I hate to, you know, give Aaron any credit. Yeah, wait a second. Keep on reading here. Yeah. Or you're not reading. You're saying.

No, I was just saying this was like everybody wanted this. This was like the scent. I remember going to the store and getting samples. every chance I could get of cool water. It's interesting because Davidoff is also like a famous brand of cigars as well. So that's what I was the company. I don't think it's the same company. Let me look.

No, it's no, a Swiss premium brand of cigars, cigarettes and smokers accessories. Because I remember we used to like joke about it. You'd get a pack of David off cigarettes and we would say they were like so hand, like we would joke like like fucking John Davidoff like hand. rolls every single one of these cigarettes and like it was like a running joke amongst my friends yeah this guy goes very nostalgic for me still holds the world record for most compliments when i was younger i used to pair this with axe dark temptation oh my god this man is mixing himself okay with with all right with yeah hey what's your what's your fragrance stack putting axe body spray and then putting another fucking scent on top it's so insane he's a fucking

alchemist yeah he's like one day he was like he sprayed the cool water on and then like he was like did i spread oh no i did and i'll spray my axe dark temptation and as soon as he did he was like this is it this is i am going to score i'm going to go yeah he walked outside and then and then women are just fucking like holy fuck you know just sniffing him all over like uh this guy and we've already read one of his his name's eddie currants he reviews every cologne he must have the most cologne uh he goes this was the first fragrance i ever bought i was 16 then and i still have the exact same bottle 10 years on. At this day and age, it's not so impressive anymore. And I struggle to find a right occasion to wear this without the thought that I would smell like an old man. There's no

reason to get this now, but it evokes a lot of good memories for people. So I guess it's worth keeping. Hmm. I mean, when I, I don't associate any like actual scent with old man other than like, yeah, like, yeah, like cigarettes and like diaper. Like it's yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Stetson. You know what I mean? Like they put on, when I was growing up, I had this hillbilly grandma that did Avon.

You know what I mean? Yeah, every year she would get me pants that didn't fit, husky pants, by the way. I was the thinnest guy on the planet. But you wore Jankos and stuff. Maybe she confused it.

No. If she thought you liked big giant pants. Like, not in the waist. Yeah, you know, she didn't get that though she didn't understand that she just saw you wearing these huge jankos and she's like i guess he likes massive pants but every year i would get cologne in a car like the car shaped bottle oh yeah and i'd wear it sometimes when i thought like oh like if i was gonna see my crush you know because i was young it was like i'll put on a fucking car cologne man it was the only cologne i had never work i would say that's a special one so nobody has commented on like the the the presentation of the bottles. Is that not something they really care about? I don't think they do necessarily. I mean,

I would think they would because I think a lot of the bottles look really cool. Yeah, yeah. That is interesting. Some of them, though, I won't buy because they look. There's one called like $1 million. It looks like a bar of gold. That's like, I'm not keeping it. That's dumb. Yeah. Or the one. Jeremy Fragrins picked up one that was a high heel. Yeah, it looked like that. I thought it was a high heel shoe. It was not cool, though, to do that kind of stuff. I mean, there's the, like the, like the embryo, there's the ones that are the human body or what. Like I said, I know, there's a few famous ones that are like that. I always lick those ones. Okay.

You suck on him for three hours. I suck on these bottle for three hours. This says, this guy goes, one of the OGs, fresh, marine and aromatic. Think about generic men shower gel. Cool water does not smell like it smells like cool water. It does not like smell it, smell like it. It smells like cool water. I can't picture a single person.

cat who would dislike it. Projections good for the first five minutes and longevity sucks ass. I over spray it every time and even like that it only lasts for a couple of hours. Even as a skin scent, it's a shame because due to its performance, I only reach for it when I'm going to the gym. It was truly revolutionary back in the day and it deserves respect. But there are thousands of perfumes with a similar DNA. However, if you want to get a classic cheapy, cool waters everything a cat may recommend. Why does he keep saying a cat? Cat. Like a cool cat?

But he said a guy or a cat. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that part is. Maybe it's like an ungoal guy. Oh, I see like an uncool guy or a cool cat. Okay. I don't know. A guy doesn't smell is a cat smell.

A guy is nothing. Yeah. Let's take a look at this on base notes. What's the worst fragrance note in your opinion? Mine's turds. Yeah, I would say turd. is my cologne has fun in it. Piss would be a bad one as well if this has notes of piss and I wouldn't like that either.

I say vomit. Fomit is a pretty nasty one too. Yeah, Charlie was sick recently and he was puking a lot and I was getting a lot of notes of vomit on things. It definitely is not a nice scent at all. I love that. I love the idea of these guys. They're serious. They're like cumin, which a lot of them will say.

And I'm like, human smells great turds yeah i don't know if it smells good as a cologne though well yeah probably not maybe it does maybe santall 33 that i wear is a cumin scented thing but human to me is very good in food but can smell like armpits sometimes yeah yeah no that's that's definitely very true i guess i'm thinking i'm more like yeah i'm not thinking of a body scent like i like a candle i like a food like i like experiencing it and walking away from it having it close to your person would be a lot i I think. Yeah.

This guy goes, Brian, sorry, I do have the, I just looked at a, the, uh, the Santel 33 notes.

Australian sandalwood, Cedarwood, cardamomom, violet, iris and a distinct pap, uh, leather. He's,

you've got a leather one. I'm a leather guy. Yeah. I love to smell leather. You're crazy for not like. I used to go, I'm not a bad of the smell of leather. I'm not like I don't hate it,

but I don't, I wouldn't want to smell. I don't want to smell like leather. When I was growing up. up all i want it was a leather jacket you know what i mean yeah of course yeah yeah i was just gonna ask you if aaron would let you borrow his boss of no his was swayed though that's fucking badass arguably even cooler than leather actually i don't think that's true now you're really wrong because i had swayed doc martins when i was younger and those were i had swayed shoes

whatever yeah wasn't a big deal his was like a brown swade coat i was like that sounds fucking cool as hell holy shit cool that sounds so fucking cool driving up in his what bretta or camero in his camero or bretta wearing a fucking brown sway jacket to high school yeah that's right cool cat for sure this is a cool cat this guy this guy this guy goes man it's not even mint's fault really thank you meant being like thank you i appreciate being like hey wait oh okay thank you yeah that it became the tooth it's not even mince fault really that it became the toothpaste smell but that makes it brutishly functional in so many composition and it rarely plays well with other notes i think i agree with that i don't think mint is a is good for like a scent yeah i don't like

it's stan on its own yeah i wonder what sense i'm afraid now because i've named the two cents i have and if i say i don't like mint and then it'll be like oh the valentino is nice 90% mint. What is yours? Valentino? What? Intense? And it's not intense. Don't think that this is a smell it across the room. It's just called intense. Okay, I'm looking it up right now. This guy says glava mango cum clop. Most tropical fruit notes. I love eating the stuff, but I don't want to smell that way. I can't even stand the smell of my hands when I'm done eating a piece of tropical fruit and have to wash them immediately. Also, pastries. I'm okay with sweet. Just not yeast, I guess. I love the smell of citrus. I'm a big... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a big fan of the smell. And by the way, Brian, I think you are as well.

Because you... This is what apparently what Valentino Intents has, as sage oil and juniperberry oil, nutmeg oil and Mandarin essence, Iris Accord, and vanilla bean accord. That's what it says. It's got nutmeg in it, which will get you fucked up if you eat a ton of it. Yeah, if you eat a bunch of nutmeg, you'll get fucked up.

Yeah. Yeah. If you go to Arrowwood, I don't know if you've heard of it, E-R-O-W-I-D.com and search nutmeg, you will read some of the funniest trip reports you've ever read. Because it makes them sick. And it also makes them burp up nutmeg for days. Oh, my God.

Yeah, we read it. Yeah, 100% worth it for the crazy trip you go through. Yeah. The first time we read about it, I love this story. The first time we read about it, the guy was like, I wrapped it in mozzarella cheese. He wrapped a bunch of nutmeg and mozzarella cheese to make it go down easier.

And then the story just gets like, and then I was fucking seeing it. Like, it really does get fucked up, but you have to eat such an amount of it that is also makes you very uncomfortable because it's a spice. This guy goes purely in terms of smells that grossed me out. I've smelled high,

hyracium and some indie fregs as a no go for me. Indy Fraggs? Yeah, indie frag. Okay. What should we call him? You know? I also have a mild blood phobia. So anything that smells metallic and blood like turns my stomach.

So this guy does not like the smell of blood in his cologne. There's like blood perfume. Blood cologne. Made you smell real bloody. It's like metallic iron kind of smell or whatever. I loved his like, I don't want to buy a cologne and smells like blood. Nobody does.

If they do, we have to check in on. on them all the time. Amber Woods and Akigala are the two that annoy me most just because of their ubiquity, purely on smell. They don't quite gross me out the way the others do, although I think the persistence of the peppery alca gala smell could drive me insane. Lots of cumin usually a no for me, but lightly dosed as in Ude-Armes. I appreciate the funk it brings to the party.

This guy goes, I was just about to say the same about, so this next guy. I don't know what this means. And I feel like it's a joke, but then he gets a, what seems to be sincere reply out of it. So I don't know. It's up to you guys on this. This guy goes, I imagine skunk tincture to be too loved to be hated. I don't know what skunk teacher is.

I didn't even search it. But then this guy goes, I was just about to say the same thing. As if, and as I'm reading it, I'm like, I would also agree that skunk. doesn't smell good. Yeah. Skunk tincture to me seems like, yeah, it's like tincture of anything. So it's just like the skunk smell.

A concentrated. A concentrated skunk smell. It's a little better these days because of weed and stuff like that. People like, back in the day when you would watch like a cartoon and somebody would get sprayed by a skunk, they'd want to die. Now you smell it. You're like, somebody's puffing on a joint over there.

That's what I always say. You know what's really messed up here? might be just my algorithm. But I looked up fresh cologne for men and the first two that came up are Valentino Intense and Lalabo Santel 33. No, it didn't. I swear to you. Worst,

I'm doing it now. Now we all have to do it. It's your, it's your, it's your Aaron influenced algorithm. Like, your alcohol is. You're typing in cologne is what you're typing in?

I just, I said, I typed in fresh cologne for men. Oh, well, then that's, I'm fresh. It says here, based on what are the worst fragrances you've ever tried? I'll go first. Yeah, none of these are that bad. Let's look at one Reddit post before we get out of here.

Just a guy real quick had something to say that I thought was really good. He goes, wearing perfume to the gym is stupid. As you can tell by the title, I think that wearing perfume to the gym is stupid. I see no point in wearing it. If you sweat, you'll stink a lot more with perfume on, especially with stronger perfumes. It's annoying to others. If between my reps, I smell someone's fragrance continuously, I'd get pretty pissed off. What's the point of wasting some sprays if after you finish your workout, you're going to take a shower, at least I hope, curious to hear the opinion of people who do wear perfume to the gym.

So I do not. Yeah, no, I wouldn't. It feels like a waste. And also, everyone's breathing deep around you. It's like you don't leave their nose space alone. Now, I did cause a problem in the gym bathroom earlier today, but that was something else. This guy goes, what happened? It was a turd base note.

Is that what was going? There's a turd problem. Why are you, you're shitting in your, in your, like your buildings gym bathroom? I went fucking crazy in there. What happened? Because I worked out. Yeah. And when I got done, I was like, I'm never making it upstairs.

There's no world in which I'll make it up five floors. Yeah. Okay, so it was like, I did some business down there. And you, and you, but you, it was, it flushed and everything. It didn't clog. We're all flushed, but. Hell yeah. Can I tell you? I think, I think you'll enjoy this. One of my first jobs I moved to LA is I was a production assistant on, um, great American and inventor. And we would have these open calls for inventors. And the two largest categories of, of, of inventions we got

pitched were people that just brought it in a diagram of an electric car. So no actual proof what they would say this works and give me a million dollars no but then we also had a category of guys that all made their own plungers because the plungers in the stores didn't work for them oh that's me that's brian i have a very nice plunger in my house he's got the cat-lack of plungers and it still doesn't do the job a lot of the time you know almost bought i've said this on a show before but i almost bought a plunger that you put on the seat it was like in a corner and you just pulled down like it gets everything. I almost bought that.

Pitched on that show like truly it was guys. They all had to plug it into the wall because they needed like extra power and they were like nothing works in the stores. I probably 30 different guys. 30 different guys brought in plungers that they made themselves. I can't even. I've never. I've said this.

I think I clogged the toilet one time in my life and it was with like a foreign object. I've said this too. You're a dainty Canadian. I don't think that that's true. though. I think I've like I don't want to brag. I don't want to bring craps here in America. I don't want to brag but I think I've taken a couple of pretty good size shits in my life but they've just always gone down pretty easily. That's something. I'll tell you when don't be a big round. Don't how dare you. How dare you? Women could take big shits too by the way.

This turds are the size. They're shaped like a sharpie. You don't even have to flush. If I ever do since I've met bright if I ever take like an above average size shit and it flushes easily. I always just imagine how big Brian shits must be that he's having these constant flushing problems. Every time it runs through my head. I often think about you after I ship, Brian. I want you to know that.

Oh, thank you. Yeah. I think about you all the time. Yeah. That's nice. Every day. What's Chris doing? Yeah.

It's a good friendship. Sitting around with this baby. Yeah. And then saying like, oh, I got a kid. Like nobody else. on this call has a kid. Ryan has an adult kid and he tries to. Yeah, I mean, she's an adult now.

She's driving me nuts right now. As I said, do you want to go see the strokes? Oh, that was my first ever concert. Yeah. She stopped responding. Yeah. At first she responded and said, who's there with them? Good question.

And then just stopped responding. So that is my daughter. But she's in the university. She has friends. She's busy and stuff. Give her a. Right. Nerd.

Doing homework. Every time she does homework, I'm like, look at you nerd. Mm-hmm. Oh, she's trying to get a new computer out of me. But anyway, this guy goes, yeah, some people use their hands. No lufa, no Egyptian lufa, washcloth or Japanese exfoliating washcloths. I remember going over to a friend's house after football and asked him where the washcloths were at. He looked at me confused.

People who smell generally were never taught how to properly bathe or just don't care. So that is our last post. a guy talking about several different types. I just use a lufa, like the ones that you buy at the store. Me too. Yeah. And Dr. Bronner's almond. We love a Dr. Bronner's. Yeah.

I like the, I like the citrus one. He's got that one's real good. I like the mint one, but my wife like turned against it because she said apparently it hurts women in an area where you get mint in there. It's not great. I'm like,

I get it in my butt all the time. It's no big deal. But mint is we just discussed how mint is. I don't think mint is a great scent. I'm not a big fan of it. Well, I use another body wash after. Okay, you double it out. Santal 33 after body wash.

I use a Santal 33 body wash. And then I put Santal 33 lotion on and then I spray the cologne on me. Ah, that's a very interesting. Yeah, you got a three step process. Yeah, but then I use Cedar fill someday so I can put the Valentino on. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Nice.

That's all. Hey, Brandy, do you have anything you would like to plug that? Yeah, if you guys don't mind. I, um, so I'm a stand-up comedian as like what I do for a living. Um, I just what did you just drop something, Brian? I just, no, she did. I did. Okay. Okay.

Energy drink drink. We just did it. We did energy drink guys is one of our favorite ever episode. Speaking of notes of we just covered it on the bonus episode. Someone talking about all the different notes and an energy. That was weird. Yeah. I could talk about that unfortunately more than I would like to.

yeah I'm a stand-up comic but I also run a comedy record label called Burn This Records that is trying to like create equity for like indie comics around the country because a lot of the things that we have to deal with are really predatory so I've been doing that for a few years I'm getting into video with that so if you guys could follow Burn This Records on YouTube that would be like incredibly helpful I just dropped a special on there called Milk Job my dad is a milk guy so we did milk guys as well one of the grossest treat them with the kind of respect you'd probably want somebody to treat your dad

I drink milk though I'm a milk guy myself a little bit because you're a freak weirdo how much milk you doing though I don't think it's a heavy duty amount I don't think it's in any yeah my dad had milk in years my dad's a four gallon a weak guy oh that's huge that's a milk it's it's fucked up it's uh no no no he's a two percent it's because he misses the sugar because my my aunt but he lives with cut him off from sugar and he can't go to the store on his own because he just grocery stores stress him out

he could have gotten a case you get a candy dish I'll tell you that right now I'll put that in the comments of the uh in the comments I'll put that in the description of the episode thank you brandy for doing the show with us yeah dude of course I I'm a fan I love I love this show you guys are so funny

and I like hearing about all the different guys I identify as several guys too so you know it's good and uh I'm a fragrance guy now. All right. We'll see y'all next week with, guess what? What? Classic Rock Guys 4 with Chris Wade.

Hey, our yearly classic rock guys, of course, because they have done the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Yeah, so we're going to be reading posts by a bunch of old racist guys. And let's see how they feel about the Wu-Tang Clan getting in. Bye. Bye.