Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 171 - Cartoon Guys with Jesse Farrar

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

This week on Guys we had our good friend Jesse Farrar from Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings on to talk about Cartoons Guys. Raise your hand if you watch cartoons. No I am not talking about adult animation we are talking cartoons. Who is the hottest cartoon character? Why is everyone so mean to Robin and why is Teen Titans Go always on? Why does the wabbit hate Bugs Bunny? and we read some reviews from common sense media! There are still some tickets left for our live show in Toronto on 6/5 The Guysery There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow Not Even a Show is back (temporarily) https://www.youtube.com/c/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. That was going to be a cartoon voice. It did not succeed at that. It just really sounded like a peppy radio voice. Do you want to give it another run? You give it another run. No. My co-host is here.

Chris James. Hi, Chris. Hello, Brian. I would really love it to you to give it. I think you had something going there, in my opinion. Like, I feel like you could do it. You just, you know, get a little. Hello, I'm a radio guy.

Okay. Cartoons. Okay. No, I can't do any voices, Chris. Yeah, that's why I was kind of excited. It did start off like it sounded like you were going to do an actual voice. I'm too scared. And we have our guests this week, Jesse Farrar, hi, J.F.

Well, hey there, everybody. Thanks for having me back on the show. There's a show off. Get a show off on my show. Who guys say I love cartoons? I, well, I think I'm going to mess up because I, here's the thing. we are not going to be talking about much if any adult animation. That was kind of, so I had to give myself two rules for this episode.

One, I don't even make them fun of kids. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I, I, everything I post, everything I cut for a screenshot, I went to this thing to make sure they weren't kids. Like, because, and these are all kids cartoons. None of these are adult animation cartoons. Now are they, I was going to ask that because we've done, we've done like South Park guys and family guy guys and stuff like that. So that makes sense that we wouldn't be redoing that. But are they are they going to be modern day kids cartoons old or like all. I tried to do. I tried to do like older ones that. I mean, there's some there's some contemporary stuff. But I tried to do older ones that, listen, I don't know what you guys watch when you're a kid. I was going to actually ask you that, but I didn't. So I have some. There's still time. It's not the end of the show.

Well, no, that's what I was going to ask you that now, but as far as finding posts about it. Okay. So here's what I assumed that you guys both watched the cartoon network and you liked all those Ben tens and stuff or whatever. No. No. X-Men? No. What kind of cartoons you watched, Jesse?

I can distinctly remember having a place in my heart for that. block of cartoons that was like you talk about its cartoon network johnny bravo uh two stupid dogs power puff girls um cow and chicken courage the cowardly dog all right we got you covered then chris i think i watched a little bit of rug rats perhaps got you got rugs dug dug uh hey on rock goes modern life i didn't watch those i think they were a little bit of I'm not sure. I think like because I think I just looked it up to see Rugrats and Doug like started in 1991 when I was like six or seven years old.

Wow. So I feel like that was kind of the tail end of me watching that kind of stuff. I was always into watching sports even when I was very young. So I watched a lot of sports. And yeah, I'm trying to think of what I actually was into when I was a little kid. Hmm? Pro stars. It was a cartoon with Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretzky.

no i didn't i didn't watch that but i i mean i watched like he man and stuff like that i think yeah that was my shit he man and any hannah barbara thing because i'm very antibarbarra yeah well what about reboot chris no never watched reboot no i got called gay i got called gay because i liked hana barbara yeah yeah that was just earlier today yeah you called me from high school that was us No, because like the guys I knew were younger than me and watched like the X-Men and all the action cartoons. And I was like, I don't know. I liked Wacky races. Okay.

Who's your favorite Wacky Racer? A fucking Scooby-Doo. Anytime Scooby-Doo is on something, that was my guy. I loved Scooby-Doo. I don't think Scooby-Doo is in Wacky Races. I think he had a couple episodes where Scooby-Doo showed up in Wacky Races. I'm almost positive. The correct answer, of course, is Penelope Pitts.

stop because she's a total babe. Oh, see, now we're going to talk a little bit about that. I don't like to hear that. And then there's the caveman who balk each other on the head. See, I don't know any of this stuff. I love Captain Caveman. I am so incredibly checked out here. I have no concept of what you guys are talking about it all.

And it's hard. I watched a little bit of Garfield and friends, actually. That was something else I watched. Yeah, like US Acres. Yeah, I love the US Acres. The, yeah. So the first thing I saw, actually, I went to R-slash cartoons. perfect place to go.

Great place to start. Yeah, because mostly kids, like kids are on Reddit, but not kids kids. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, yeah, it does make sense. It would be mostly adults posting in there. This guy goes to R slash cartoons and he posts, raise your hand if you still watch cartoons and don't care how old you are. Very popular post. Yeah, I don't care.

I mean, they were just like. And so these guy, I thought this guy goes, makes me happy. I want to be a kid at heart. but an adult in the head. Hmm. No, listen, that's not,

that's not the worst idea to keep your sort of, you know, like keep your imagination and stuff, but still in your head, you recognize I'm an adult. I'm not going to act like a child. I'm not going to live the life of tricks.

Some people, they're like, they remain a kid in their head and their heart. And that's not a problem. I don't know if you guys have seen this. Some adults even go so far as to have like a high chair and get themselves diaper and have their mommy, feed them food and a little spoon and stuff like that.

It's like, I don't know, man. I mean, it sounds great, but, you know, some of us, we can't do that every day. Like, maybe on the weekend we can do it, but not every day. Yeah. Huge crib. You get one of those huge cribs, so you get to feel like a teeny tiny little baby that poops his pants and peez his pants. I have a big pacifier, yeah.

I will admit I have seen that. It doesn't, yeah, I didn't. I wonder how widespread that. It seems to me as if it's what's known as a fetish kind of situation. Right. But it's also a guy that likes watching cartoons. That's a lot of. guess I wonder that if it's like, you know, those guys who aren't dressing up like a baby and

pooing their diaper and they have a giant crib, if they're also watching their little cartoons and stuff like that. Yeah, they're watching Transformers. I can tell you with almost 100% certainty that those guys, them guys like to do that. Yeah. I mean, they'll say, you know, mommy, mommy, you know, let her mommy come put me to bed and put on my cartoon. You know, they do the whole thing. So yeah, they absolutely watch that cartoons. That's crap. This person goes, I was 12 years old, so mid-80s, when surrounded by kids who were in a hurry to grow up and leave childish things behind.

I was watching Danger Mouse one day and consciously decided, I'm not going to stop watching cartoons just because I get older. Well, that is a thing you think as a kid. You think a lot of things when you're a kid where you're just like, I'm never, I'm never going to stop loving this stuff.

I'm always going to be the exact way that I am now. You're like, I see other adults, but I'm always going to want to have like, well, this is a bad example. diaper on. No, no, I was, I was, I was going to, I'm always going to want to have ice cream and candy for dinner. And then I realized I'm on a call with a guy who still does want to have ice cream and candy for dinner. But yeah, I think there's a lot of things where you're like, hey, I'm, I'm never going to stop liking this.

And then you grow up and you're like, oh, now I am going to stop liking it because I'm an adult. I feel sometimes I feel like it happens even faster than just when you grow up. Like sometimes, like I know some people have said in the past, like when they go through this whole rigamarole. like dressing up like a baby and putting the diaper on and going pee-p-poo in the diaper and stuff like that and then they you know and then a couple minutes later something happens and then they're like oh why did I even do all this like I wish I hadn't done it like give me the towel and I you know so I don't even have to grow up it's just like a few minutes go by and something happens and then I'm like oh god what a waste of time I should have been doing my taxes you know it's pretty amazing eight

minutes into the episode you've referenced that about three or four times on it wire. Right. Yeah. And you feel that adult pressure to watch the wire, but you don't want to. You know, you want to say go-go-go-gaga. And you're sitting there in your big diaper with your bonnet on and everything and you're watching the wire and you're just like trying to find the balance, right? Yeah. Yeah. This guy goes one of my favorite quotes, don't lose your dinosaur. It's a famous improvised line from the 2008 comedy stepbrothers spoken by Richard Jenkins, Dr. Robert Doback to his son. It's signifies holding on the ones. talking about stepbrothers in this way

you know like Dr. Richard Dobeck to his son it signifies holding on to one's inner child passion and dreams rather than becoming crushed and normal by adult responsibilities the quote comes from a monologue where Dr. Doback recalls wanting to be a T-Rex and chasing neighborhood cats but losing that passion

after being told to grow up and get a job so yeah I still watch cartoons I mean that movie is a slapstick comedy that is where the two main characters are 45, 50 year old people who act like children and are on bunk beds and stuff. So I'm not really sure that that, yeah. Yeah, this guy goes, when you make posts like this, it shows you very much care and desperately need validation to feel security about it. Nobody cares. Only you do. Well, yeah, maybe your family and stuff like that. If you have like a family that you have to provide for and stuff and you're always watching cartoons.

What was that guy's username, Dr. Katz? Oh, that was a good cartoon. I saw Dr. Katz live at the Just for Laughs Festival where he was like interviewing. They called J.F.L. Yeah, they do. You're right. They do call it that in Montreal, though. And I watched him like whatever the guy's name is.

I think Jonathan Katz is his name. Yeah. But yeah, it was kind of cool as somebody who also loved that show. I mean, I love H. John Benjamin. I think he... I'm still boycotting JFL. I don't know about anybody else. I'm still doing it.

Me too. That's... I'm not even sure what you're referring to. Exactly. Let's boycott this shit. They don't want to pay the royalties. So let's forget these guys. Oh, that's a really old thing.

It was real niche for the Canadian stand-up comedians. I'm not sure that's going to really hit with a lot of the audience. This guy goes, I remember back in 2000 as a kid when my mom finally agreed to let my older sister and I watch MTV. My sister desperately, wanted to watch it because all the other kids were talking about it. I watched it for an hour. And I was like, this is fucking stupid and boring. I'm going back to cartoons. I remember MTV dropping, but MTV had some cartoons too, but that's adult cartoons. Yeah, I loved. I loved him. I was the sister. Like, I was watching MTV at like eight and like being

like, I can't wait until I'm an adult. You know what I mean? I could be in a hair metal band. Yeah. I mean, MTV was pretty fucking cool, a pretty, you know, cutting edge is like watching music videos were kind of fucking badass nowadays though god it they don't even have music on there as far as i'm concerned it's like music television more like reality they might as well call it our tv i think the channel stopped broadcast it's gone now it doesn't actually exist anymore but you'd be right though otherwise we still call it not tv we still have much music over here up here in canada we still canadian m tv and i don't know if we actually do still have much music yeah you might want to check into that so one thing i

noticed when I went to a lot of the cartoon network subredits and the cartoon subredits is there is a a cartoon that is hated by adult cartoon fans a lot and it's called teen titans go i know about teen titans go i've heard the name before never seen the show so this guy asked the question we're going to learn this guy asked why is teen titans go so hated look i don't hate the show like other people do but the hate for the show is seriously concerned and getting old by now. So are there any solid reasons why Teen Titans Go is hated? So he gets some answers to this question.

And this guy goes, because it completely took over the Cartoon Network TV schedule, at one point, all Cartoon Network was was just back-to-back episodes of Go until the adult swim block started. And he gets a reply, it's the ridiculousness of Cartoon Network. Wow, that's a slam.

If you know about MTV programming, that's a total slam. It's ridiculousness on all the goddamn time. Yeah. This guy goes, because this guy goes, I never watched the original show. So I've no nostalgic value. I personally dislike how much the show bullies Robin, since he's my favorite and can get really annoying. It also often feels like the show is just trying to come up with excuses for the team to be so mean to him. They disrespected my boy.

So, like this. So Robin, I know as a comic character, has a long history. And I know that Robin is different people like a lot of heroes are throughout comics, you know, over the decades and stuff like that. But the one through line for Robin is that he's like he has no powers and is annoying, right? Like isn't that sort of he's like a little bitch basically.

He doesn't do anything. Yeah. He hangs out with fucking he hangs out with Batman. So now he's the kid version of it, which is like even more annoying than the grown up guy. So that makes sense. I could beat up child Robin in a second. You bring a young Robin to me, a teenage Robin, I'll fuck him up. Yeah, but Robin very similar, sorry, Jesse, but Robin very similarly to you when you were a young kid is, yeah, you could easily beat him up.

But then his friend, Batman, is going to possibly come kick the shit out of you, much like Porn O'Shaun would do for you. That's not how things. In this case, it would probably be Beast Boy or Cyborg. No, I was Batman. just talking about teen titans though Superman who's the leader of the teen titans I'm not sure I don't know the show at all

the supreme leader of teen titans I'm him this guy goes uh the most evil prank that happened was that Robin was deceived that his parents were alive well that is pretty mean that's not nice that's pretty mean to make someone believe their parents are alive when they're actually dead that isn't it's not a real fun loving prank I don't feel like. It's also a funny joke to do. Hey, guess what? Your long dead parents are alive.

Seems like a kind of a crazy joke to be doing on a kid's cartoon show. Yeah. Well, kids got to learn. You know? A lot of those kids have dead parents. So it probably was funny to them. Yep. Yep. They probably loved it. This guy goes false advertising. When Cartoon Network announced they would make more Teen Titans fans were so happy. There's a lot of sadness about how Teen Titans ended. and long time fans have been wanting a revival for a long time. When the reveal that Teen Titans Go was not going to be anything like the original, a lot of fans felt like it was a slap in the face, and they hated it, which honestly, fair.

I wasn't what fans thought it wasn't what fans thought it was going to be. These are adults. Yeah, so. Let's keep saying these are adults. I mean, that makes more sense than if it's a remake of an original show, those types of shows often get hate where they're just like, yeah, this is not as good as the original. like this is not what we're looking for at all.

And yeah, that makes more sense to me. He goes, even for fans that wanted to give this show a chance, the way the show changes the characters are dynamics. Teen Titans Go almost has nothing to do with the original. Yes, the original Teen Titans had humor,

but it was more grounded in characterization and story instead of just having random skits. So just for a little bit of color here, I'll note just based, I didn't know this, but this is just based on my preliminary research. Teen Titans Go, has been nominated for a kids choice award for favor animated series every year for the last 10 years

because it's all they show i mean they must be doing something right if the kids are does it ever win though is it is it does it ever win the year they pretended robin's parents were back alive yeah does it ever win the award though it doesn't seem to have won yet okay but yeah you think it's it's like one of the top five shows or whatever but that's hey that's the way it is man if you got if you're a big popular famous show you're going to get a lot of support but a lot of hate hate it's like this show like you should see the way people talk about this show online it's i hate i don't want you want to hear about it i don't even want to hear about it at all uh actually some people can be so cruel and it's not even just about the show a lot of it's like on a personal

level personal level for you guys yeah smelly they say this guy must i don't feel like it looks like he smells bad i don't feel like it has to do a lot yeah i do feel like sometimes they do single the host out and they say negative things about them. And they call me handsome all the time and like my barber called me an alt baddie. Yeah. Yeah. Just getting that on the main feed. Yeah, you have been really trying to get that out there as many spaces as possible that you were called an old bat.

Just wanted to make sure this got on the main feed. Looks like SpongeBob. People are listening. Spongob wins a lot. SpongeBob makes sense. That is, that's the big dog. I thought you were saying I look like SpongeBob. You wish, bitch.

You look like Squidward. Yeah, your squidward ass could never be fucking. Here's a guy asking a question. Remember when Warner Brothers had the upmost respect for Looney Tunes? Vux was basically their mascot at one point. Yep. Yep. Remember when they had the uppmost respect for them?

I sure do. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. This guy goes, I still refer to WB as the Wabbit, like how I refer to Disney as Mickey or the mouse. Yeah, okay. That's cool. That's a fun shorthand for people who know. entertainment

companies. For guys that read variety. Yeah, that's definitely that's the kind of guy, the kind of guy who is saying that. I was like, oh yeah, that's like a WB show. Oh, you mean the Wabbit? And they're like, oh, okay, the Wabit,

WB, the Wabit, you know what I mean? And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know what you're saying, man. I don't have any respect for Bugs Bunny, is what they say to him. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't respect Bugs Bunny. Yeah, back in my.

we used to respect bugs and everything that he did for entertainment and now it's like he's I feel like he's very much become sort of a second class citizen which is quite sad we had those american flags with a thin blue line but it was a thin gray line it was for this one's money it was oh i thought that was for your penis my penis is not gray it's thin and it's not thin and gray yeah not long this guy goes it was so easy to plaster his face on everything and people would buy it. However, Warner's has often had a love-hate relationship with their animation history. People are nostalgic for it, but like many, they're not as precious to that side of their studio as say Disney. So these guys are going to get, we're getting into industry talk, which I love. I read, I read variety.

Well, it's really big right now, because like as we speak, this is the time period where they appear to be bringing back that movie that they canceled and shelved for no reason. Very excited for that. I think I'm going to see it. Oh, did they? Are they really good at the one with like, who is in it? Coyote versus Adela. John Cena is John Cena in it? Will Forte. Forte, yeah.

I'm going to see it. I mean, that was a crazy thing, you know? That was a crazy thing for them to be like, we were going to make an entire movie and then not just release it. For people that don't understand business. Yeah. I understand business. It makes a lot of business sense to do all that stuff and then say, oops, we lost it.

That actually is the most, that's the best business you can make. Yeah. How did that even? I never understood that. They're like it's for a tax. How big is that? tax write off or whatever. I mean, it's a pretty chunky tax. It's got to be so big, right? My accountant Jesse Ferrar says it's a chunky one. I mean, it's, it's got to be huge because if they're

really thinking that it makes more financial sense to never show it, then like show it and generate the revenue from it. You got to figure the revenue is going to be quite significant from it. So are you guys not doing this yet? We do. At YKS, we do this all the time. We record a show. Yeah, we say just dump it because we'll just take the right off on this. There's no reason to put. this one out. It was a stinker anyways. I'll be honest. I'll be honest with you 20 minutes into this episode. It's starting to cross my mind and we might actually have to start the practice. Right to take a flyer on this one. This guy goes, Bugs is still a great character, but he's just not been pushed as much for some reason. His quick slapstick stuff. What do you mean for some

reason? It's like things just, we move on from things. It's like the character is like a hundred years old. You know, there's like, there's like a million different things that have come and gone since then. Like, what would you not really understand the reason that it hasn't resonated with young people in the same way that it used to? Like the novel, actually, you're wrong about that. This guy does finish by saying his quick slapstick stuff would probably do well these days with shorts and quick form media. That's, I mean, listen, that's not wrong necessarily that they, you could, I could see a Bugs TikTok account that kind of goes off, you know? Oh, I'm going to start Bugs Bunny TikTok official.

I don't think you can do that. You probably can't. Oh, you're like, I'm Bugs Bunny. Oh, you're going to do that. You can do that. We were wrong. Yeah. You can definitely start to count where you just stand in front of the camera and say,

I'm Bugs Bunny. I kind of reject the notion that Bugs Bunny has gone away. I do too. Yeah. I mean, Space Jam 2 is. not that one ago. I'm sure I'm missing a lot of stuff along the way, but like, that feels pretty modern, right? Yeah, you're right. He's not, I guess he's just not as prevalent as they want him to be where he's the only thing. Like, that's what they, they want him to be like the biggest cartoon star.

True. Sure. Chris, what they want, I can tell you exactly what they want. The Warner Brothers thing at the beginning of a movie, right? They want Bugs Bunny standing next to it. Like, even if it's a serious, I'll show you a picture of it. Even if it's a serious movie that's not a cartoon. Yes. Doesn't he lean against it and eat a carrot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll show you. Look, this is what they want. They want Bugs Bunny to lean up against,

that's how you show respect to Bugs Bunny. Before every movie, you put Bugs Bunny standing there leaning on the thing. But do you not, do they not see that it's like, yeah, that Warner Brothers makes a lot of, I don't know, like it just. It would have been great before one battle after another.

Yeah, like one battle after another. And you got Bugs Bunny leaning up eating a carrot. Yeah. Yeah, or like a really serious one. I wish I could think of a really serious Warner Brothers movie, but like, you know, the many Saints of New Jersey or whatever, that Sopranos thing is this guy goes, let's keep it real here. They were hoeing out Bugs Bunny and the other Looney Tunes for nostalgia bait.

They do it again if these characters were actually still beloved the way they used to be. So they were hoeing him out quite a bit. They were hoeing. He was hoed out. He was home. Yeah, he was a lot of them. They've hoed out a lot of them. I mean,

Space Jam was just a hoe fest. It was just hoeing on all of them. They were all hoed. They were all hoed. Put Bugs Bunny in here. They slutted out Porky Pig in that movie. Oh, they did. It was fucking cool.

The person I watched. Yeah. Yeah. They were porking pig. He was porking. He was porked. He was pork. I wonder if these guys know that Bugs Bunny is due to enter the U.S.

public domain, depending on the short you're looking at, between 2020 sorry 2033 and 2035 which sounds way off in the future but guys i got news for you that's within the next decade that's what i can't wait till they make the horror movie yeah so i was gonna say the like yeah like bugs it's just called bugs or whatever and it's just fucking he's like he's kind of psycho he's a little bit crazy killing people and shit like that's like five nights at freddies you know i love that kind of stuff what was the one oh winnie the pooh that's It was the first one that they did like that, right? Yeah.

This guy says this period of Warner Brothers was magnificent. Bug showing up was just the first indicator that the picture in store was going to be great. Guys that call movies pictures. Yeah. Like regular guys that call movies pictures. I went to R-Slas 80s search cartoons. Let me show you. I'll show you a picture to get you guys going here.

So this person says attractive 80s cartoon characters. Yeah. Hachimachi-machi. You know what I mean? Hubba Bubba. He goes, inspired by the post who didn't, who didn't have a crust on the crust? Who didn't have a crust? Oh, your sandwiches.

No, I love crust. Put the crust on. Me too. You want crusts only. Add extra crust. Yeah, I noticed you're cutting your crust off. Could I eat your crusts, please? Can you take it to my sandwich?

That's a dad's delight right there getting the crust from the kiddos sandwich. I love crust. It's my favorite. part of a pizza. But this guy goes, inspired by the post, who didn't have a crush on the baroness? So there was an earlier post about the baroness from G.I. Joe that people were like, but this guy's like, I like a Thundercat. Who are some 80s cartoon characters you found attractive? Don't judge me, but I had a thing for Cheetah, which is the Thundercat lady. Yeah, she's hot. Sure. This guy goes, oh yeah, Cheetah is super hot. Her and Tila from He-Man

should make out. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. Can I get that? Quickly, making us a cartoon. AI. Yep. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Listen, we're, yeah. I mean, we're obviously hugely against AI, but if you can make Chitara and. Some things I don't care if fine for. Yeah. Some things it's like I don't, I throw my ethics out the window if I can see two of my favorite cartoon characters making out. Yeah.

This guy just says gadget from Chippendale's Rescue Rangers, which is, a weird one to me. That felt very weird to read. That's all I'm saying. Interesting. Chippendale's red. I'm really into the little squirrel boy. You know? Oh, it's a squirrel. Which is what a guy called me for a period of time until I porn or Sean kicked the shit out of them. Is that true? Yep. He used to wear a corn shirt to school and this guy would call me squirrel boy. Is that one of the guys from the band? No, the monkey is the guy from the band.

that the monkey is his name is monkey the monkey it's actually not the you got me saying the his name is james monkey shaffer we got the monkey we got squirrel boy we there was no squirrel boy in the band about animal planet the gag doesn't the joke doesn't even make any fucking sense do squirrels eat corn oh that's why you would call you that they do yeah yeah i see i see not all the time though yeah they will if it's mostly no for eating nuts if it's there they'll eat it but it's like they do nuts is the one that they're famously. Yeah. He could have called me corn boy

or not who eats corn. Chicken boy. Rather to be chicken boy? I mean no, but it would make more sense than squirrel boy, right? And he did it like one too many times and I was just like, you know what man, we got to handle this guy. We got to handle this guy.

Yeah. All, all, he was a little big for me. I'll lay in the cut and you guys go up and do, you know, the punching in the face and stuff like that. That's the way that we're going to deal with this. But I would, yeah, like, I'd make fun of them and stuff. I get it. Who's the squirrel boy

now? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I get the mood right. I'd be like, you goofing on me? You crack it on me? It was cracking back then. You crack it on? You want to learn about cracking on me? And then he's just like, yeah, you probably want to crack some nuts, squirrel boy. Oh, setting up so easy. That would have made sense. This guy goes

She'll out. I want to crack. Hang on. Forget about Shira. Can you look up the herculoids? This is one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. I love the Herculoids. The mom on the Herculoids is a baddie. So this is interesting because it's like, hey, let's read some, let's watch a look at some posts and make fun of these guys for being horny for these characters. And while, Chris, you've got to see this. You haven't seen her.

You haven't seen her now. Jesse's horny than any of the people boasting. Yeah. Jesse, she's a baddie. I'm going to show Chris real quick so he knows. I'll make it the picture for the episode too. So she's right here on the left. Yeah.

And fucking bathings. I'd love to see her in a bikini. Damn, I mean, look at the definition in her arms. I mean, she clearly has the gym. I was just going to say it's a very, it's a very basically drawn thing. It's not, there's not a lot of detail in it. It's, I was, I'm filling in the gaps. Trust me, bro.

Trust me. Yep. Me too. Plus look at the cool herculoids you get. You get the little gummy guys and the stone gorilla and the dragon. and then the rhino that shoots balls out of the top. Those are pretty cool. I just,

I was expecting, I guess, it looks like kind of like a clip art kind of thing, you know? Yeah, and it's from a 60s, but you can tell she's fucking pulling a dump truck. Yeah, you just got to update her clothes for the 90s in your mind,

put her, or 90s for the 2026 in your mind. Yeah, give her a tube top. Yeah. Oh, man. Fuck. I can,

listen. I, and then put her in some baggy jeans and then pull the thong. sides up. Oh, whale tail. Whale tail. Can I be honest with you? The one thing I will concede is that she does, she looks like she's got a lot.

She's packing an absolute dump truck for sure. She's a stallion, too. She's got a huge. She's got it all. Also, tities. Yeah, she's good. Yeah. This guy goes, Cleo from Heathcliff, which, by the way, if there was one, that might be

the one for me, but I didn't have a crows. on her. I was like, if she was a woman, she'd be hot. You know what I mean? She's a cat. She's a cat. Yeah. Okay. But I believe I filled in the blanks and made her a woman. That's I didn't want to fuck a cat. She is sort of anthropomorphized here, Brian. You're not wrong. Yep. She appears to be bipedal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. See, I mean, she looks like a, I'm telling you, she looks like she. So the rest of this episode is going to be us pulling up pictures of old cartoon characters and you guys getting increasingly more horny

is that? She's got an hourglass figure and puts it to use. She's fantastic looking. Really is. This guy goes, I literally just posted about my childhood crush on Chittara and Princess. Gonna add Firestar from Spider-Man and friends. And this guy replies Firestar explains my love of redheads. Yeah, exactly.

And then this guy... Jesse, don't share stuff, Jesse. This guy just comes in and he's like, Oh, let me have. Jesse is. Okay, yeah, that's Jesse. Cleo is getting dicked down by a big guy. Jesse, Jesse is sharing legit cartoon pornography for Rule 34.

And she says, in the Vag, seriously, I'm dumping you. Well, you know what that means. What? Can you guys not? Stop it. This is kidding. This guy goes, this guy goes Diana from D&D, Princess Ariel from Thundar, Firestar from Spidey and Friends

Steelheart from Silverhawks Pumaira from Thundercats Chilla from Thundercats Katra from Shira J.B. McBride from Brave Star and I was always Team Velma. So this guy, this guy has got a fucking stable of him.

This guy is like a horny cartoon viewer. He was like, he just like was looking in every cartoon he was watching. He's trying to find the fucking baddest one that he could get horny for. And then this guy goes, J.B. from Brave Star. Yes, thought I was alone and it gets a reply, okay, let me reveal and study this list.

Review and study this. He says reveal, but he's saying, let me review and study this list. He's fucking leaking pre-comer. He's typing in these names like really fast, but you can't get the names out. You said Brave Star? Excuse me, Bravestar? Yeah. Okay, I'm looking it up.

I'll just type BRAV-E-S and then the baseball team will come up and then I'll put a T. this guy goes did anyone get a boob thing from april o'neal yeah that's where i got it april april o'neal is from teenage mutant ninja turtles that's right oh i was big into teenage mutant ninja turtles that is definitely a cartoon that i was hugely into like april's boobs i don't know that i was i was kind of into the the mutant ninja turtles oh you were how to crush on the turtles no that's no no i was just he is bisexual so I just enjoyed the program. Like I found them to be cool.

I found it to be like a cool. I like the video game for Nintendo and I just, I loved them. You think Donatello had a dick. I don't think that I was of the age where I was concerned with that stuff when I was watching. Jesse. Hey, April O'Neill. Nice boobs.

Jesse, stop sharing Rule 34. Those are big boobs. I can see now why the guy said that about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm looking at these pictures. These are not a huge boobs. these are not officially from the show. These are all

hardcore pornography. Wait a minute. You said does Donatello have, I'm not sure. It looks like. That's Raphael by the way. Rafael does. And by the way, he's wearing a bandana. Oh, there's Leonardo. So not for nothing, but Donatello is the only turtle

not pictured in this gang bang scene. He's a science guy. You know what I mean? He's doing science. This guy goes, this guy goes, I can't believe no one's mentioned princess from Battle of Planets, Juliette from Dogtanian and the Three Musca Hounds, and the Sorcerist from Hema. I forgot all about Juliet from Dogtagnan and the Three Musca Hounds.

I was thinking about her, but then I forgot all about her. Dogtanian, yeah. Yeah. This guy goes, Scarlett from G.I. Joe, who knew a leotard was good battlefield wear? We're joking. That's funny. Well, we don't know about a leotard, but we do know. Did you know, Jesse, that Brian owns a wrestling singlet that he was?

Of course he knows. I've heard about this. And I wore this underwear once and it didn't work. I wonder if I still have mine. I don't know. You have wrestled? You wrestled? Well, I wrestled.

I didn't wrestle. It's real. Did you really, Jesse? Is that true? That's cool. I did. Did you ever check somebody's oil? My friend Bobby checked oil.

No, I was actually more in it for the sport than I was sort of the... It wasn't for sex. Right. It was to get a good pin. I'll tell you what did happen. Bobby said he checked a guy's oil one time and I was like, really? This, when I've repeated this as an adult, it does sound, I mean, really, really bad. But there would be something done to kids on the team.

If memory serves, it was called the Saturday night ride. And the method was having the, in my case, the heavyweight guy, I was wrestling at 1.25 at that time. So the heavyweight guy was, you know, like twice as big as me. and he would hold me down. His arms would hold my arms and then his legs would hold my legs or someone would help him. And then he would put his chin on my chest.

Right here. Yeah, I've had the chin chest. Right on my breastplate and it would be excruciating. Yeah. But that was the Saturday night ride that we would do. Jesse, I've had the chin chest. My brother did it to me when I was growing up.

It hurts. It hurts. My brother wrestled for like a short amount of time. He never checked on it. Okay. But like three or four guys I knew said they checked oil because you got to win by all means. You know what I mean? Yeah, you do want to get the win for sure.

You shocked the guy. This guy, okay, so I went to R slash, let's say, cartoon. Actually, yeah, this is from R slash nostalgia. This guy posts the Cartoon Network logo and says the Golden Age of Cartoon Network, 1998 to 2005. 2005 feels late for me just because I'm, you know, I was graduating high school, so I don't know if that. Well, this guy goes, I remember a cartoon network ad back in the day that said they Cartoon Network will transmit cartoons 24-7 until the end of the world.

They lied. They lied about that. That was not true. Ultimately, business won out over promises during commercial interstitials. That is a disappointment. It's sad. This guy goes, what do they screen now? And then the guy replies and goes, I'm in my 30s now.

So I don't frequent cartoon network like I used to. But every time I seem to turn it on, it's the same episode of Team Titans Go. So I've heard about that. I've heard that too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a huge problem. I think you could probably find other cartoons on Cartoon Network. I just, I mean, we can look right now, right? Like what's on Cartoon Network right now?

Oh, I hope it's Teen Titans Go. I don't know if you can actually look at what's on Cartoon Network, unless there's like a web, uh, cartoon net week. This guy goes, they change boomerang too. Most of the old Hannah Barbarra stuff

and classic cartoon network shows are gone. And they just play reruns of gumball and T-Titons Go all day. Okay. So I will say Teen Titans Go is on now. But it wasn't, but it wasn't the whole day. Because then after that, the amazing world of gumball and then regular show,

Ed, Ed, Ed, and Eddie. Looks like they're, they got Bob's Burgers in syndication, which is cool. Bob's burgers. This is a good, that's for adults as well, though, I feel like Bob's Burgers. And, yeah, that's like, I know, like Ariel loves, but I like Bob's Burgers. Bob Burgers is a, is a pretty funny show.

Bob Burger. Bob Burger. Do you guys, have you guys ever come up with your own Bob's Burger burger burger? You know, he puts the joke burger on the menu at the thing. I have no ability to. Yeah, I guess, have you, I hope you have Jesse? Yeah, have you, Jesse? Yeah.

What is it? It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, called the... He did not. He did. He has no idea. I'm trying to think of which one I want to... I want to tell you. I'm trying to think of the best one I can think of for you.

He's fully locked up. It's called... He's nervous. This is good. It's called the Pineapple Express. Ah. And what does it have? You put a pineapple on a burger?

That's like putting pineapple on friggin pizza. That's the joke. It actually is the very first pizza slice ever created by the Bob's Burger restaurant. Gross. Come on, Jesse. When we give you this slice of pineapple pizza, you'll probably think you smoked too much pineapple express and got high

because you thought you were going to eat a burger, but it's actually a pizza. And that's the Bob's burgers. That is a good trick. That's a good trick. This guy goes, to be frank, I noticed the shift 10 years ago when he started.

The angular, Eggular Joe. It has a, that's good. Just a regular burger. but has an egg on it. It's called the Eggular Joe. Oh my God, that's good.

Mine's called the Western bacon cheeseburger. The guy who doesn't understand the way the naming works. It has bacon, barbecue sauce, an onion ring, and cheddar cheese. So that's a real, that's a real type of burger. That's just my favorite type of burger that you like to eat. The Western. I mean, it makes sense that you would like that because you have like a cowboy vibe to you or whatever, obviously. I know. Thank you. Thank you for saying it respectfully because oftentimes I feel like you're being disrespectful when you talk about my cowboy heritage.

No, I just think that. Yeah. I wear a shirt. And look, I got a cowboy on my shirt now. I noticed that you're wearing a cowboy t-shirt right now. Right. Yep. Yep. I'm wearing a cowboy t-shirt. This guy goes, I wanted to debate your claim, but I'm just checking the schedule right now and seeing the horror that the schedule is dominated by either gumball or Teen Titans go. Like, oh my freaking God with this network. Fair enough. That is what's on there. This guy goes, I don't watch TV anymore. I just assumed that because they've been doing it since the 2015 rebrand where they changed the logo and the theme.

Why is the guy who doesn't watch TV in R slash nostalgia? What would be, what's he looking for exactly? I don't actually know. I mean, most of nostalgia is about TV. Hey, bitch, are you lost? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy in R. Such nostalgia that's like, I'm actually nostalgia for books. Yeah, you're, that ain't what we do over here.

Maybe he's very old. We're talking about sexy cartoons here. He could be extremely elderly. He's nostalgic for the time, you know, before TV, the idiot box came around. So he's going on there, expected to see pictures of like the malt shop and stuff like that. He's like, oh, I hope there's a Thai Cobb picture on here. Oh, Ty Cobb. You get a bad rap, but let me tell you, he could steal a base.

his day. Those were the day. That was the times though. How come you can't drive up anymore to the white spot and get this is a BC reference, but you know, the diner and why can't you, why doesn't someone come up with the roller skates and give you your food or whatever? I'll say this. We have a place called Swenson's here that kind of does that. But for some reason, instead of roller skates, they just make these kids sprint to the car. Full sprint. These kids are fucking full sprint running. That's bad. It looks insane when you're there. But not with. the food, obviously, just when they're getting your order. They move fast with the food.

They're not sprinting. But if they're coming to your car to take your order, they're fucking running. They're in a full run. You know what I mean? Which is, it makes you feel kind of bad. Of course. You know, because you're like, these kids don't have to be running like this. Yeah, I mean, imagine you're just in a restaurant and the server just comes out of the kitchen and sprints over to your table.

It's like, what can I get for you? Sir, you anything to drink, you know? Like, yeah, it's bizarre. And then, but then I'm like, ask kids. 16 he could stand a sprint you know okay but these kids these days are on their screens all the time yeah no it's true they're always they're in vr pretending you know they're they got a module masturbating yeah yeah so oh they're pretending to sprint VR yeah they're using VR they're moving their arms real not even they got like arm things that are hooked up on to them that are doing all of the

arm movements and stuff for them this guy goes I don't watch cartoon network anymore what I remember seeing a horrible show on it called Uncle Grandpa at one point and I remember asking myself What the fuck happened? On the flip side, over the garden wall is one of the absolute best series The Cartoon Network ever showed. I wish they would make shows with the same level of quality.

And then finally this guy goes, no. It's a cancer and they're run by a cancer. That's the cartoon network. I mean, ultimately I guess proven right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's really weird. This is an adult man. I did verify this because I thought he sounded like he was 13,

but it seems as though he spends his time in adultish areas. A lot of people are fairly illiterate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy goes, be honest. Should Nicktoons shut down? In my opinion, Nicktoons continuing is a bad thing because we clearly saw that by the last few years, the schedules were throwing anything and everything at the wall to see what stuck.

There was a clear shift in creative direction. suffer for it in my opinion if the channel continues we're only going to get more of that all that aside however and again one of the biggest reasons i would not be remiss about the channel shutting down used remiss wrong is that at the very least it will provide less fuel to the more toxic and inflammatory parts of the fandom the same people who contributed to the fandom and channel's reputation will likely move on to something else and i see that as a win honestly so i think That's Nickelodeon? That's Nickelodeon is that the Nick like Rugrats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a Nick tune. So he wants them to end it. This is the theory. Okay. They end it. And then all these nostalgia YouTubers are like, why I'm going to move on to something else now. Oh. This is a guy who hates YouTubers.

They all hate YouTuber. And to be fair, when you're dealing with stuff like cartoons. Yeah. You're not going to like the YouTubers. You know what I mean? Because they're all like. This fucking woke bull crap. You're also getting paid to do what you wish you were doing. Yeah, watching cartoons. Right. Yeah. I think I would like that. Yeah.

Well, yeah. But also, I mean, that's what they wanted to. Brian took that as you saying that's like, well, yeah,

of course. That's of course what I wish I could do, but I have to do this stupid podcast. I mean, you're literally doing that right now for your job. I wish I could sit down like a little baby boy and watch my cartoons. I mean, let's be honest here.

I wish I could, you know, I wish I could get myself a crib that's a little bit bigger than Charlie's, put it beside Charlie's. And, you know, he gets to wear a diaper, which doesn't seem really fair. And everyone's always, you know, waiting on him hand and foot, whereas I have to sort of make my own food and figure out stuff to do. You get suckle on titties.

It sucks, man. It's like, I'm sitting there wiping my ass and I'm looking at my son and he's not even, I'm like, a fucking piece of shit. I'm fucking, dude. I'm sick of this crap. I've been doing this for how many years now, 10? You know, I've been wiping my own ass. my ass for five years at least and it's getting tired it's getting old quick and meanwhile he's he's

over here la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la yeah yeah dude dude my daughter's potty trained don't have to worry about that she probably wipes just fine oh i'm not just gonna just gonna pretend that i disconnected for a moment. Hello, are you guys still there? Hey, uh, what was that? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what are you got there for posts, Brian? I just told you she's potty trained. What's next on the thing? I don't have to wipe anybody's ass. I don't usually. Usually it's Brian who wants to get to the posts, but Brian, can you get back to the post? This guy goes, yes, literally nothing plays but SpongeBob and maybe Loudhouse from time to time. Loudhouse must be new. This guy goes, they show rock paper, scissors on wild park on it from Monday for Friday. And then this guy goes, people say that as, this is the O.P. People say that as if it's a good thing. Because I'm going to be perfectly blunt here. These fans always use this to deflect any objective criticism from SpongeBob. It still hogs a majority of the lineup, even with other shows still on the air since last month. And the objective criticism that Nicktunes doesn't even have old shows on its lineup anymore. This is why Nickelodeon still makes poor business decisions these days.

We're never getting back to the old era of this channel. It feels like Paramount Plus and Pluto TV or Paramount. Mount's top priority now, especially with the way their schedules are nowadays. So yeah, you know, it's pure business. You know, if they would show more cartoons other than SpongeBob. I feel like there are a lot of like, just like a lot of like YouTube channels showing a bunch of nonsense that kids are watching, which has sort of taken away from the need for those sort of like cartoons for younger kids. I think that probably has happened for sure. My daughter watched YouTube. yeah Charlie doesn't Charlie watch we try to we try to let him we try to have chart well he watches stuff

but we try to have him watch kind of like some you know he loves moana I've said before so he loves some like Pixar stuff he loves the Muppets uh like the original Muppets movies he really enjoys but he you know he he was watching miss Rachel and stuff like that definitely yeah really yeah we started with a little bit of of that but then ultimately the the reputely the was frustrating to us. And as good as she is, it is still YouTube instead of a movie or TV show. So it just was not. It's good for language development and stuff like that.

Also, some of that stuff she said. Well. I like to go on, if I do anything on YouTube for the kid, I'm just doing nature videos like monkeys playing or kitty cats playing around or whatever. And it's just quiet them like kind of roaming and stuff. My daughter watched family vlogs, which in hindsight was probably not the best. thing in the world. Yeah, that might not be ideal. Yeah, Charlie sometimes will watch like buses. Like, you know what I mean? Just a bunch of buses, like real life buses just driving. I went to Quora.

That's weird. The guy who just doesn't understand children at all. That's weird. Why would you watch buses? I went to Quora and this guy goes, which sword is more powerful? The power sword from he man or the sword of omens from Thundercats? Good question. Well, Michael answered it and he goes, sort of omens. It gained new powers any time the writers needed it to. I actually fought a duel all by, it actually fought a duel all by itself once. Whoa. Now contrast

that kind of puts he man out of the job, eh? Now contrast that was Shee-Raw's sword. Was that like a, that was, and that might have been like sort of like, uh, a bit representative of, you know, like AI and how it's taking jobs away and

and, and, yeah, like the way that sort of technology has I think sometimes they slip that kind of stuff in for the adults. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, obviously. Now, contrast, that was Shira's sword, which could create a communication channel back to gray skull, create a shield, and change shape just to about anything.

But He-Man's sword just transferred to form to Adam and Cringer to hero form and back. Otherwise, I think it deflected lasers and magic beams some of the time. Yeah, this guy goes, both the sword of omens. Shira's sword of protection were damaged during the original series run. And both are rendered powerless if the crystal embedded in their hilts as damage. He-Man's sword is indestructible. So both of the above swords have greater array of powers. But He-Man sword would ultimately defeat either.

So disagree. He-man's sword. Yeah, it seems open to interpretation, I guess, until we see it canonically, it's sort of hard to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, it's just fun, but it's just theories. It's just a fun thing to do with the boys when you're out having some beers or whatever. It's a fun little kind of conversation to have like a little thought experiment. But you're right, Jesse.

Until you see them go head to head, we can never say for sure. And I just appreciate it. We're really just jerking our puds. Yeah. Well, this, the O.P responds back. Right? It goes, yeah. Well, of course.

We're just jerking our pot. That's all we're doing. You know, we get, we go, like Chris said, we go out, right? We, we, you know, we tack on a couple or, maybe a few, right? And inevitably, the conversation turns to, you know, cartoon swords and which ones would do more damage versus each other, right? I mean, that's what, that's the, it's the weekend. Everybody's been there. Yeah, it's called every single fucking Friday and Saturday night for the last 10 years for me. Yeah, I go out with the boys, with the fellas to the

pub, and we knock a couple back of the house logger. And then we fucking devolve into whose sword is stronger. And I just, I do want to say, though, Jesse, I appreciate Shira. is like she's a woman. So I do appreciate that she was brought up and that you did not immediately go and start looking up pornographic images of her and sharing them. I didn't even think about that.

Oh, man, the OP comes back. He goes, good points. I had no idea about Shira's sword crystal being damaged. But then I aged out of the target demographic and my interest in both shows faded. I always did think the Transformers were cooler. But we do not actually know He-Man's power sword is indestructible, do we?

I only ever watched the filmation stuff, so I probably missed a whole lot of lore that was only in the comics. And I never watched the Teenager series reboot. I remember seeing Thundercats was similarly treated. Did Shea get a reset? In any event, I didn't interpret the question as which

one would win in a fight, but which one have more power. Winning in a fight would come down to the skill of the wieler as much as the sword itself. True. True. True. Well, yeah, I mean, the point here the he-man gets really strong he's gonna win you know we're not adding your we're not adding that video i oh don't add it brian don't add it it's an actual it just it just looks well it's

it's into on her titties this is shira here so if that's her then i think she wins i looked at the small picture i won't put it up on the screen chris yeah please but he goes but if memory serves the sword of omens was damaged because lion o attacked someone who is not evil so any fight against he man or shiro would be resisted by the sword hopefully our favorite man-child cat learned from his mistake and would be aware of the sword telling him he's wrong and he's the only one of the three impulsive enough to attack blindly and then the guy responds to that well and this guy responds here to this he says huh i need to drink up all of mommy's milkeys it says right here okay and i know you're trying to appeal to brian here by putting up images of these cartoon women having their nipples

sucked, but it's... I mean, that's what you do if you're an adult baby, though. Right. Yeah, I mean, Brian, you got to be sucking titties all the time. Brian, if they're on this call, if there were one person who might actually explore the possibility of being an adult baby, it would definitely be you. What? No, I, listen, I'm an adult guy.

I like being an adult, you know? Yeah, no, I know. I know. I get it. Yeah, I get it. You get to buy your own clothes. You get to buy your own. own pants. Well, you can still do that. They're just for, they're called littles. They're for little's. You just buy them. Yeah, you can buy exactly. You still get to buy them. You can buy

your own gigantic diapers in your big lollies. You can buy all of that stuff. I don't need a big diaper. This guy, this question on for us. That, that I would disagree with. That just judging from some of your stories about the toilet clogs that you've been responsible for, I would say you probably do need an extra large adult diaper. I'm talking like a year. years ago since I clogged a toilet. Is that true? Yeah. I think you clogged.

Didn't you clog a toilet recently at a hotel that you're at? Oh, that was an accident. This guy goes, what element from 80s and 90s Saturday morning cartoons do you wish modern children's animation would bring back? David answers. The ability of the animators to write and develop stories and characters, which were simple enough to be understood by children, but still have multiple dimensions that allowed them to appeal to adults.

and also do so without the presence of cynicism, irony, anti-authoritarianism, complicated sexuality, or anything like that, which creatively compromises so many, quote, adult-oriented jokes. Complicated sexuality being the sexuality that you don't understand, David. I love that guy, though. He's like answers, and is woke. And also, I just love the idea of him being like, how about they make something that old David can enjoy? You know what I'm saying? Like, sure, I get it's for kids. I understand.

And they can still have their things. But like, let's have something that old David can fuck. We want something pro authority. Yeah, we want pro authority. That was the line that got me. It's like, I've never heard somebody say anti-authoritarianism as like a negative. A negative thing. Like everybody seems against that.

I've never heard someone confuse animators for the people. who are writing the show. I mean, that's also. Yeah, this guy seems very confused about a lot of stuff. I don't think any of these guys know how the whole thing works. Right. You know what I mean? They do.

They do because they want to get in there and change the schedule because they think that if they have more 55-year-olds watching Cartoon Network, it'll be good for some reason. They never interrogate that line of thinking where it's like, okay, like, yes, I watch cartoons, but all the guys at work don't watch cartoons. Yeah, like I'm watching them, but it would be nice if I could talk to some of the fellas around the water cooler about the cartoons that we watch. Like, let's make some of these. And hey, these kids don't have very little spending power, these children that you're. That's true.

So just as a business model, it's like, how about you? I've got a lot of, you know, income that I could be spending on a lot of these fucking dolls and things like that. I could buy tons of action figures. This guy asked, would Ghostface from Scream make a great Scooby-Doo villain? I guess I don't know about grade I think it would be okay kind of dirty like kind of R rated well he does actually succeed in killing people as far as I remember oh and that never happens that's what will make him good that never happens in Scooby-Doo though right exactly the thing I think would work is you would be able to pull the mask off and reveal who is there and that

would be really satisfying in the Scooby-Doo canon type of way but I think the other stuff is especially when the other ones are like like a Kabuki guy ghost. Like that's way better than the regular screen guy. It's a rich guy. Yeah, that's like that's interesting. There's character there. I feel like that's the reason he brought it up though, Jesse is because the,

yeah, the mask reveal, right? Yeah, pulling off the mask. He's identified that he's wearing a mask and it reminded him of something else that where masks might be. Yeah. Well,

you know, obviously rage against the machine also wore masks. They could be Scooby-Doo villains. Wait, but are they anti or pro authority? Anti-authorite authority. Also, they wore masks during COVID. I feel like they do what you told you, to be honest. At the end of the day, they do what you told you, basically.

They did it. They took the vaccine. They wore masks. Oh, let's rip off. Like, that's what Scooby-Doo supposed to do in the age of COVID. Imagine that Scooby-Doo, an anti-COVID Scooby-Doo, where he rips off a COVID mask off of someone to reveal who the woke dip shit is in town. Yeah. Oh, it was a cuck all along. We should have known. Put it on a day. That's a Daily Wire cartoon if I've ever heard it. Yeah, yeah.

Why don't they do that over on Daily Wire? Like try to buy the IP of like Scooby Doo or something like that. Yeah, why don't they do? Yeah. What are they doing over there? It is interesting what they're doing over there, though. Yeah. They made that movie where Jonathan Majors fell through a window. Fonniest video. And obviously, you guys know that because I'm an entertainer in the Nashville area that I do sort of have to work with the Daily Wire, but it's not because I share their opinions or anything like that. It's just more like that's the number one entertainment employer in my region and I just have to, you know, I totally understand. It's like where you're living in Atlanta, you're working with CNN. It's just kind of like that's where you're going to get your bread buttered. And Jesse, we don't judge you for, you know, your video series that's coming out on the Daily Wire. For your Daily Wire ties and your Dave Ramsey ties.

Look, when it comes to content, we're so blessed here in Nashville. Of course, as well, TBN now Huckabee TV is here as well. It's beautiful. Yes. So. The only thing we have here is there's a, you know, those stores they'll put in the downtown areas where it's like, we sell all Ohio stuff. Yeah.

Oh, here's some jellies and. For here, it would be Tennessee stuff. But in Ohio, yeah, they probably have. Yeah, here's a shirt that says some like Columbus thing, Diamond Dog Night or whatever. And like they have in there a podcast studio that's for some podcast about Columbus. And like a couple weeks ago, we searched it to see what the podcast was. I haven't really recorded anything since last July.

But they do have the name of the podcast on the window and the little studio in the window. I don't think anybody's ever going to do the podcast there, except for me. I am actually going to pay for that studio time and do a podcast thing. Is it up for rental? Can you rent it? I believe you can. Yeah. That's why. Yeah, yeah. It would be funny to do my podcast at a storefront.

What was the, it's where it's at. It's like the Today Show. People can walk by and see you recording a podcast from the street. Chris, do you remember what was it? Was it NBC or was it when he was moving when Colin did that, they did a couple of episodes and he was like, like in some weird bar somewhere.

Do you remember that? When who was? John Cullen. He was in a male strip club. Oh, no, I don't remember. No, I don't. He was in some restaurant recording because it was like a combination of restaurant and recording studio.

And he was there like, and there was like a big glass wall next to him. I guess it was in Alberta maybe. No, I do. No, no. I do remember it was like, oh, maybe I'm thinking of a different thing actually. But there was, there's definitely a record. situations like that in Vancouver. I was walking down the street in Mount Pleasant one time and there was like somebody doing a podcast and it was like open like the window was open. Oh, okay. So it was

like you could see and they were recording and I just always remember it because they were like, hey, sir, you know? Like they wanted to like and I was like no, no, no, no, no. And I just fucking ran away from there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They just wanted anybody, you know, they were like, hey, this obviously whatever the fuck they were doing in the podcast studio is getting a little boring and they're like they see someone walking by and they're like hey let's do a little man on the street and i was like i'm not being a part of whatever that would have been the last thing they needed you would have blown the doors off i know in there they would have no idea what hit him oh i was fucking podcast and pro yeah can you imagine they like these guys don't even realize what they've just done you know

they think i'm some random guy walking by a little do they know i'm actually you signed your own death warrant. You're out on your ass. Yeah, you're finished, man. I'm going to be taking your job in literally one minute, basically. Yeah. Well, as far as what ghost face make a great Scooby-Dooville and Austin says, I'm going to say a tentative yes.

The design and everything will be perfect for the over-the-top ghost appearance and how obvious it is that it's a person and a suit. He can still be a maniac bent on killing, but for some reason he can never catch any of the Scooby gang as long as they don't explicitly mentioned that it's the same ghost face from the screen franchise last and most importantly make matthew lillard the voice of whoever is under the mask it'll be a great record we love lillard lillard is one of those celebrities you know who's just like this guy is one of the good ones you know anytime he's quitting tea oh he hates lillard he's thinking the wrong guy paul no no no

no paul dana but he said matthie lillard too he he he called out more than one jessey's right i think Matthew Lillard was another one. But like the Paul Danna one was really one of the more bizarre things I've seen because Paul Danna is so beloved. And so and he's a really good actor as well, you know, like yeah. Sorry, I think I, I think I found what it is I don't believe it's in business anymore, maybe. It's called Kacks Bar and Podcast.

K-A-K-S. No, I think it's maybe closed now. Because their Facebook hasn't updated in a couple of years. um cacks bar and podcast the last post on their uh facebook page i want to ask you this in particular chris because this is a canadian joint and this is in calgary okay so it's in calgary it's after he moved it's called the gong show i think so this is what it is it's an advertisement for a wings deal and let me describe to you what is on the plate and you tell me how much you think it should cost

in terms of this is important enough to put in a graphic and put it for sale like on our facebook page. That's how important this is. Okay. I am seeing one, two, three, four, five small wings. They're five small wings. They do have the dusting of parsley on top. So they're a little bit fancy looking. It's a rectangular plate. There's one cup of ranch or blue cheese. It is a metal tin. It's a metal correct. Yeah, I can see it. I can picture it. I can picture it. And then there are two slices of carrot and two slices of celery. Beautiful. What do you think the number? is that they said this is the special for this. The same delicious wings you love now on a new day every Wednesday 2 p.m. to 1 a.m. 5 wings? I want to say maybe $8.23. It was 10. Oh, that's not bad.

That's not bad. That's not bad. I would buy that. You have to understand how expensive food is here, Jesse. It is really, really out of control where like the fucking cactus club is where I love to go get wings, you know. Yeah. And they'll give you, they call it, they're really good, but they call it a pound of wings,

you know. Sometimes it's eight, nine wings and a couple of pieces of celery. And that shit costs like $22 or something like that. Like it has really, listen, I don't want to get into this. I don't want to do it Chris's Corner on a main episode.

Yeah, we got to read common sense media. Well, hang on. I said I don't want to do it, but I do want to, but I kind of wants to do it. But I kind of just want to mention, what the heck's happening?

Where are all the breakfast places in Vancouver? Hoover. Why can't you go? They've gotten rid of ABC family restaurant, Rickies. There's very few places you can go for a breakfast. Yeah, you're right. That is one of the spots you can go. There's always a white spot. What about the place we went? Chris, that place was great. Where did we go? Who went to a breakfast join up there by your old place? Oh, pure and simple, I think it's called. And that is one of the only ones that's left. And we went there the other day before Charlie's little kickers and we went and had a nice. But you want to know something when I was there? I said, oh, we'll have the two eggs. You know, there's the two eggs meal or whatever. So we'll have the two eggs with

the, and then we said like, you know, bacon and whatever. And then the guy, he brought them individually with no potatoes, each individual item. That's cool. He's like, he's like, I thought, he's like, I thought you just wanted each individual item. I was like, no, we, it's the two eggs. It's on your menu with the things, you know, like this is a good bacon. That's even more unforgivable at a diner, which has established the diner culture of saying stuff like, two chickens, run them through the garden and douse them in bathwater like that's their whole fuck that's that's how you order there i could not believe it like we were not you know it was ariel me and charlie oh so we weren't like rude to the guy i paid money what i paid two three dollars ninety nine

cents to get these posts okay read your post read your posts right it's always $4. Sorry. I apologize. I'll get you two wings in Calgary. Yeah, I'll get you a couple of the tiniest wings you ever seen, and maybe a half a slice of fucking cucumber.

I went to common sense media, which now has a membership fee. It's like, fuck you, man. Don't you get five for free? Yeah, but I wanted more, you know?

That's how it always is, you know? Yeah, with me. Parents guide to Dexter's Laboratory. What do parents... Oh, you talk about a baddie. Dexter's hot Dexter's mom

Oh I didn't know that Put on them cleaning gloves and spread me apart Damn jessie you could have been A guy that we instead of the guest for this episode We could have just been talking about you With another person and laughing And we don't know we don't actually know if we are maybe Yeah some of these boats

Talking about Jay F yeah let's be a long time ago He knows a lot about common sense media I know. He does actually. Who would know you get five? What are you on there a lot? I look at it. You have to know in advance. It's not like I, it's not, it's not. I don't think it's the Bible when it comes to, because I look at the Bible, first of all, for film. Yeah, you got to look at the Bible if you're looking for Bible advice. But it's nice. It's like, what's a better place to go and look if it's an R-rated movie because somebody says fuck or if because they show like a bunch of people fucking or somebody gets his head cut off? Like, I'd like to know the difference before going into it, you know. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I mean, I think it's, I think it's really sickening in America how we, we shield from sex, but we let the kids watch all the violence they want.

I mean, that is true. That's true. That is true on a level. That's the state of, that's the state of life these days under Trump. Okay, parents need to know, it's Trump. I know. Parents need to know about Dexter's Laboratory. What is Dexter?

I don't know Dexter's Laborator. Do you know Dexter's Laboratory? I know, that's insane. When you grow up in a box? He probably did. Yeah, probably. He grew up with a box on his head. Oh, yeah, actually, I grew up in a bag like our milk up here.

You know, Jesse. You know we don't have bagged milk in B.C. You know that's an Ontario thing. You know that. Chris was born. Parents put a box on his head and never took it off until he was. Explains his hair, dude. He moved out.

Chris moved out. He was like, finally, I can take this box off my head. and he was like, what's Dexter's Laboratory? What's Dictor's Labort? What's Dictor's Hayer? Well, I didn't even know what it was called because of the damn box. I never got to read it. I just,

it's hard to hear in there, too. It's kind of muffled. I thought they were saying Dictor's Laboratory. Dictor's Laboratory. This guy goes, parents need to know that even though this series features witty writing and sharp animation, the characters may leave a bad taste in some parents' mouths. Not Dexter's mom. Because they conduct themselves so poorly.

Kids are rude and disrespectful to each other and to adults, and parents are clueless and often know where to be found. There's a lot of cartoon violence and regular use of words like stupid and idiot. Yeah, come on, man. I'm looking at one here that says there are a couple episodes that make it very clear that Dexter's mom's pussy sounds like mac and cheese. Oh, my God. That's my behavior, Jesse. I mean, why would you put the cartoon kid show? Damn, Dexter, your mom is stupid hot.

God damn, dude. This is a parent's guide to the Smurfs. Sorry, I should say for Chris's benefit, craft dinner. Good Pussy's sounds like craft dinner. We have macaroni and cheese here. Well, I don't know. I like Kraft Dinner. This is the parents' guide to the Smurfs from 1981.

I was a Brian show. I remember the Smurfs when I was really. little i think i watched the smurfs as well we just watched the new movie this week with how was it how did ryanand do it was really bad yeah it's really right yeah parents need to know that the smurfs is a classic animated series that promotes togetherness and sharing although some skeptics believe the smurfs mushroom village is proof of communism kids don't that's insane that is i know that's like a theory i know that's a theory yeah but like it doesn't even if it was it doesn't affect it affect anything surely they would be

surely they'd be red as well well popper smurf oh I see and he's the leader okay so and we'll say smurfette does have some red butt cheeks from where everybody

Jesse he said spank somebody did it in a sexy seductive way please stop this is a main feed episode I'm gonna whack my put after this I thought you were releasing this Well, you're out of luck. They're much more likely to notice Gargamel's mean personality and relentless pursuit of the Smurfs,

which may frighten some very young viewers. And by the way, Gargamel is searching for them so he can eat them, which is kind of weirdly It's crazy. Scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think about it. Well, this is a review of Cat Dog. I've heard of this, but never watched it.

It's kind of like a human centipede-like show if you want to take it seriously. That's fair. Yeah, they should. They should do. They should bring it, yeah. The cat dog 824 body horror movie. Yeah, well, there's another one like this, which is pretty good. Chris, have you guys watched with the boy?

Have you watched Dog Man the movie? No. Is that the one with Pete Davidson? Unfortunately, Pete Davidson is in it. But despite that, it is a pretty funny little movie, and it's got a book series, too. And what's weird about that one, Brian, is they take the, the police officer and the police dog are in a car accident and then they realize they can only save the police officer's body and the police dog's head so they graft the police dog's head onto

the policeman's body and he is now dogman so where did the soul of the cop go not that they have one to begin with me i'm gonna be honest i don't watch copaganda okay it's just it's a fun show nope it sounds to me like it's maybe a little bit too the themes would be maybe a a little bit too adult for a two-year-old. I think the themes are cops are bad. They're like, oh, cops are good. Watch this. What you're gonna do?

Oh, I don't like that song. I do. I actually do love that. Yeah, you like that song. Nobody, no, give you no. No. Police now. No, no, no, no. I think he did that respectfully.

Yeah, I do. I know how to respectfully do Brian's accent of the week now. Parents need to know about cat dog. Parents need to know that kids will probably laugh their heads off at the silliness of a creature with a cat on one end. and of his body and a dog on the other. But parents may find they're not in on a joke. That is the main, that is,

from all the parents I dealt with when my daughter was growing up and stuff like that, the outrage over like a cartoon a lot of times is because parents don't understand the jokes. And then they get mad because they don't understand the jokes is generally what happened. I think that the, The Pixar mythology did such damage to family entertainment because it's the myth that Pixar made these movies and was the only one to make movies or they conceived of entertainment in a brand new way, which was, you know, kids can enjoy it, but there's actually something there for parents too. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy that that got started. But once that got started, every other piece of family entertainment was measured against that bar that doesn't exist.

And so now it's like, if there's not like a wink to the parents in the audience about how stupid this whole thing is, if there's not like this meta narrative or this ironic posturing throughout the whole movie, then parents don't like it anymore because they're like, what the fuck? This is for my stupid kids. Just watch the kids movie. You don't have to be acknowledged like, hey, mom and dad, this one's pretty boring, huh? Like just fuck, it's not for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally as people know, Jesse and I know a lot of. better Brian probably forgets, but if you have young kids, it is a time when your young kid is entertained and you can relax. Yeah. You know, it's a time where you don't have to be like doing anything and maybe it's like a tough time. They're sick or something like that or whatever the reason is, you just can sit back and not, yeah, you don't have to be, it's not like you guys don't have to share this enjoyment together. Your enjoyment is watching your child enjoy the thing and be relaxed and yeah, that's all that it is. You're not going to understand the jokes of five-year-old, six-year-olds.

They're all bad. It's not going to be funny to you. I know. Why would it? Charlie's funny. Charlie's funny. He's very funny. But they're not going to get the scene where dog man rolls over and points his gun at the bad guy

and then goes, ah, and then fires it off in the air like in point break. You don't need that. Like that's not important to the story. that's just so you can feel like you got something out of this so you can repeat it you know there's actually something for parents and dogman too you sound like a fucking idiot yeah yeah it's called dog man you know yeah it's but i Charlie is funny i do want to clarify because he he's he has his number one joke which is that we'll be playing with bubbles we have like a bubble gun or whatever and then he'll say letting him play with guns oh yeah he's huge into guns and firearms yeah

yeah my daughter was too and he and that's because i wanted to get used to have having them around the house. And he and he says eat more bubbles. He says he's going to eat more bubbles. And I say, you can't eat bubbles. And then he laughs hysterically because he knows that he's not allowed to eat bubbles. But he's like, hey, guess what? I'm going to eat more bubbles now, you know? Yeah. They're at me. Yeah. Very, very funny. You can eat them. That's a good gag. It's a nice trick. It's a trick on dad. Yeah, it's a little gag. And we all laugh. We all have a good time. While there's no harm done here, the amount of cartoon mayhem and absurdity leaves little reason for parents to have kids tune in regularly. So again, they're like, it's a freaking cat with a dog on the other side of them.

What's so funny about that? Kids are going to get bored of that. Kids hate watching the same thing over and over again forever and ever and ever. Yeah. I hate when it's too silly and would never happen in real life. Yeah, they need plausibility and they need to keep it fresh. That's what young children need the most. The two best cartoon, at least when I was growing up, the thing that I think about now in regards to cartoons is how it's weirdly charming to me that the people who wrote these had no respect for the audience.

That's great. You know what I mean? It's just so funny to imagine like a 55-year-old guy, you know, in a room smoking cigarettes with other 55-year-old guys and being like, I don't know. let's uh let's call let's have a dog hang out with a man or we can have a caveman that doesn't look like a caveman he kind of looks like a tuft of hair it's it's supposed to be stupid it's a fucking cartoon yeah yeah this well we do get a review of cat dog three stars it's fine i have watched this show it's fine i've watched this show since i was little i've watched this show since i was a little wild thing to say. When I was little, it was a lot funnier. Now, it wasn't funny or scary or freak

me out. It was just fun. I wasn't scared at all by it. I don't get scared. This is we talk about, this is one of our favorite things on guys is the guys doing the reviews of horror movies. I mean, like, I wasn't even scared at all. Like, uh, like it wasn't even scared a little bit. I wasn't even scared. But this is such a funny thing to say about a kids show. You know, like it's a children show. I can watch it five times. I can watch it five times never even get scared once. I fucking watch it right before I go to sleep. No nightmares. Totally fucking lie. I love the idea of a 40 year old guy telling you that I'm watching it all. Cat dog. I mean, yeah, it's disturbing. Dog man? Yeah, it's fucking disturbing. I'll watch it. As a concept,

it's pretty fucking disturbing and pretty scary to think about. But like, I'm a fucking grown man. I can handle that kind of shit now. Is this guy joking? This guy may be joking. I don't think he's joking. Because he's saying I used to like it and find it funny when it was a little kid. This kid. show that's meant for little kids and now as I'm older I don't find it funny or scary anymore he goes it's a 90 show because back then you didn't have to tell kids not to try something at home and they didn't freak out they just watch from the hose as well they just watched because people remembered that it's just TV yep okay really cool story dude uh parent reviews of looney tunes now these ones

you're gonna have some problematic stuff in them. Old Looney Tunes? Oh yeah, Old Looney Tunes of course. Speeding on Alice. I mean, there's some actual real, like,

racism and stuff that happens in like the old Looney Tunes. Huge Marvin the Martian fan. Okay. I had like three Marvin the Martian shirts I wore every week. That's right. I remember you saying that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. I mean, and that's just more proof of me understanding fashion because everybody else was wearing Taz and Bugs Bunny.

And I was like, nope, not me. I wear a Marvin in the Martian shirt. I was wearing a big M&M's NASCAR jacket. Oh, badass. I'm sorry. That was mean.

You wore a NASCAR jacket to school? No, he's making a joke. I thought he was being serious. He's trying to bring some levity to our podcast. I don't believe in that. This guy goes, great family cartoon. It's hilarious and colorful.

Our family adores the show. There are lots of extremely funny moments in which tunes try to trick each other, somewhat funny. Well, these guys are trying to trick each. Tunes tricking each other. I wouldn't put it like that, but I guess there are some tricks. They try to trick them into getting shot a lot of times with an actual gun. This guy goes, that 40 show, three star, three stars.

With only language called Shut Up, Elmer, the shooter shoots the bugs bunny. The coyote dies every time when all episodes. Okay. I actually agree with that. Yeah. That one, that's pretty. succinct and pretty spot on and we do like to make fun of posts on here but uh sometimes we got to admit when they get it right yeah we all love to make jokes about it but the coyote dies every time so

he does he does it's yeah this guy goes clever and witty four stars the classic series of cartoons is still funny and entertaining because of its heavy reliance on humor both physical and verbal to that end they do a great job at doing what they set out to do provide a laugh their extensive reliance on classical music adds to their appeal. This sounds like chat GPT. Really? Because he says, while they don't have their shit, well, it's 10 years old. Okay, so it's not. This guy just writes. This guy is chat GPT. This guy writes like chat gvt. Yeah, well, they do have their share

of violence. It's all fake. Unlike the realistic. Well, I mean, yeah, it is. Okay, it's fake. You're right. Yeah, it's all drawn by a guy. By the way, there's a guy draws these, like a bunch of them and then they sort of like flip through them like it's not actually they're not even really moving no they're bare it's several pieces of paper yeah at the end of the day this is several pieces of paper and not actual violence that's why i wasn't scared that's a lot of paper if you find yourself getting very scared at the looney tunes just remember this is a series of pieces of paper this is by me telling my daughter that the clown we saw at the circus is in her bedroom every night and it's just like no he's a clown at the circus he's he left town already he's gone yeah you know i took her to the circus and

whoo clowns are scary well i actually can't sleep because they'll eat me if you saw this clown too this is like the scariest thing this clown that scared my daughter uh he's actually highly respected but he's scary looking. I'll show you. Well, anyway, he goes, while they do have their share, it's all fake, unlike the realistic violence,

which tends to permeate modern cartoons. Okay, so he believes that the modern ones are real, or more realistic. Yeah, and they're also more violent than the loony dudes, which I don't think that's true. There's not a lot of media that's more violent than looney tunes. Yeah,

he says it's more realistic. Like, is there a car? Is he talking about a dog? alt cartoons maybe or something like that where you might see because I think the only thing that's in the lunatunes you're not going to see blood and stuff like that really

right and gore they might do ketchup on the napkin and pretend it's blood yeah yeah yeah but they're not going to so he's kind of trying to say that in the new ones like you know he'll bash him in the head but he'll see like real that thing comes to I don't think that's true I almost think that before we engage in a discussion

about the reality of cartoons that maybe we need to sit down with everybody individually and say like what do you think real means? That's a fair question. Because you seem to be using it in a way I wouldn't be familiar with because when I hear it's real, I would imagine that happened to someone somewhere in the physical world that I'm in.

Yeah. Or like, so is it, are they talking about like a stunt, right? Like, well, this guy really lit himself on fire. That's real. Or like it reminiscent of something that could happen as opposed. to like completely fantastical. Maybe yeah, like it's sillier versus this is like there's somebody with a knife stabbing and that's like more realistic.

But someone could bash you with a mallet. Somebody could paint a whole road on the side of a boulder and you drive into it. That could happen. I guarantee it's happened before. Mr. Beast probably did it. Mr. Bees probably did it to like, he's like, oh, do you want fucking a million dollars?

We'll just come right in here to this tunnel and get it. And it was like a bunch of fucking people. I can't tell you how many times that's. happened. Yeah, Mr. Beast is a real fuck, man. He owes me a lot of money. He's a really good guy. We hate Beast. We love them. Even by the standards of back then, the violence is lighthearted and is especially lighthearted by today's standards. The plots, though they may be confusing for younger children. I don't. I totally understood them. Just by the way, it's like I, you probably have trouble following what's going on. Not me. I know exactly what's going on.

It's very clear to me. The plots of Looney Tunes cartoons, some people get confused by those. Not me. Like, wait a second. Was it a tunnel? Or like, why did he slam into the side of it? Like, what's going to? It looks like a tunnel.

It looks identical to the tunnel right beside it there. How's he still alive? He just fell off of a cliff. Yeah. The piano keys replaced his teeth. So I guess how's he supposed to eat now? Yeah, with piano keys. He goes, the plot, he goes, then.

there's the racial and gender stereotyping, which while common in that era and acceptable to audiences back then are quite shocking and offensive when shown today. But that's not why I'm putting a green light at eight years old as opposed to five or six. The reason why I am is because the attitudes of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck may come across as disrespectful, which you may have to watch with younger children. One final word of warning, if you have a DVD, skip the cartoon title from A to ZZZZZZZZZZ. It's about a boy who daydreams. and in his dreams, among other things, he shoots numbers. Rather than being shown and told how useful numbers are, he gets away with his action.

To put it in another way, he gets away with murder. Did you guys ever see the cartoons where bugs would dress up as a lady? Yeah, I love them. We're not sharing. Stop it! Sorry. This guy goes... Chessie, why?

Like, do you have any concern of the fact that you're just like your... Are you in a private browser doing that? No, why would he be? It's his job. I'm my own man of the house. You know what I mean? Hey, I'm at work right now,

looking at really sexy pictures of Bugs Bunny. Imagine, I know your wife doesn't come into your studio that I've. Imagine she comes in there and you're just looking at pictures of Bugs Bunny with a huge throbbing hard on a cartoon. Can you believe what Brian Chris sent me? Yeah. Let's take a look at just this.

I went to. IMDB and looked up the top 100 cartoons and number one is Batman the animated series. Oh, I watched that as well. Definitely. Yeah, I was a cartoon. I did. I did. I watched it. This guy goes, they don't make them like this anymore. Mm-hmm. Perhaps perhaps the best animated series ever. It provides a great accuracy in the stories and characters. That's what I want to ask. Accurate to real life. accurate so it's an accurate show well batman is the most accurate one for like superhero stuff right because he's like he is just a guy right who has a bunch of gadgets and stuff like that we should do

batman an episode of guys about batman yeah he's a guy he's a guy yeah no people love people love yeah they see all his movies yeah i mean i've i saw the most recent one with i liked it it was just kind of like a murder mystery kind of version of batman Which I like. Every Batman equally. I liked, I liked the, you know,

the Christopher Nolan Batman movies. I thought they're fantastic. I don't like them as much now when I think about them. Why? I don't, they, they,

I don't know, man. I just, I think about them now and I have not a fond memory of them. I loved them at the time. I have a fond memory of them. I think I haven't watched them in a long time,

but I remember them being really good. I think Brian is kind of, I think he's kind of not stating his real opinion, because he wants to seem cool. I mean, I hate to say it, but it kind of seems like, Brian kind of wants to seem cool, and he knows that the cool kids don't like Christopher Nolan movies. So he's kind of like, oh, I see.

I am extremely cool. It's no longer cool to like Christopher Nolan. No, it's not. No, because he's kind of a try hard. He is kind of that, though. I've seen every one of his movies. Yeah. I drink your milkshake.

Oh, that's a great. Wait, that's not him. That's Paul Thomas. That's not. I tricked you. No, you didn't. Yeah. I literally looking at him like he was about to eat more bubbles, you dumb fuck.

I immediately called you out on it within one second. I drink your milkshake. Yeah, I drink your milkshake. We only have to do an hour and 30 on these episodes, right? Yeah, yeah, well, this guy goes, they pull no punches and didn't try to make this a kiddie show. It became the trendsetter for Superman and Batman Beyond, even though neither can compare. And finally, I just want to read. One more of the Scooby-Doo reviews.

And it appeals to all ages on different levels. Jesse. Jesse? Well, younger children may not understand the mysteries. They'll love the action. Some younger children may initially be scared, but those fears will quickly dissipate since they'll see that the villains are fake.

They're by teaching children that ghosts and monsters don't exist. Oh, that worked. That is good thing Scooby-Doo did. I didn't know that was a part of it, really. that's the lesson that's the main lesson of the show jesse were you guys more of a daphne or velma who were you more wanting to i didn't been horny for cartoons ever yeah me neither i know daphne i don't know why i said velma daph i i genuinely was never i guess if hey if you have if you hold my feet to the fire i would say that at some point in my life when i was kind of of the age of horniness because we're

talking about most of these cartoons that i was watching when i was very young and i did I was just watching them enjoying them. I didn't even understand the concept of being horny for it. But when I did get to the age of horniness, I suppose I was quite into the Simpsons. And I guess I did kind of found some. There was something intriguing to me about the possibility of seeing Marge Simpson naked. That is crazy because Mark Simpson and there's no problem.

Marge, I don't know how old they are. Yeah, well, 30. I think Homer's 36 or whatever, right? That was his age. It's embarrassing. He's older, he's younger than me. Yeah, he's younger than me currently as well. But I, I just think that it wasn't the fact that I thought she was super hot or anything. It's just that it was my favorite show and I watched it so much and I was so horny at that age that I was just like. And in a way, she had almost kind of babyed you, right? Like kind of put your diaper on you and like put the bonnet on you and put the bottle in your mouth. And it's, It's kind of like, yeah, why wouldn't I find that fucking hot? Of course I do. That's perfect. We're going to bring it in for a landing now. Jesse. Jesse, where can people find you?

Where can people find you and message you about the way you acted on the show today? Yeah. We're going to be mad at you. Well, of course, your Kickstarter sucks. YKS is the podcast. We've done it for a million billion years. We love it. We love it over here.

Thank you. It's still about as good as it was in the beginning. So it's not getting you. any better or worse. Well, we all do, I don't know that you guys ever sort of, you know, match the quality of fishy flip. I think fishy flip is one of the top all-time episodes. And it wasn't what, the ninth episode that you ever did? I believe it was number eight. Yeah. Number eight. Now we're on something like a thousand. So anyways, um, that's still going. You can, can you go back? Can you go back and listen to Fishy Flip? Is it still on a feed anywhere?

Yeah, it's still out there. I mean, I would love to delete it, but it's still out there. Get out there and listen to the fishy flip episode of Y-K-S and then just go from there, I would say if you're like, hey, I like this, then you can listen to the other one. You skip seven years ahead and hear two of the most depressed, old pathetic losers. I'll tell you what, I told Chris this, but I was listening and you guys were talking about scary movie and you were literally, you were just going like, come on, man, do better. That's how it feels, with the whole world, especially scary movie. Yeah, yeah.

And of course you guys have been on a bunch mostly on the premium side And then of course to go off Kings the stream With myself and Stefan And we we don't really play games My kid told me That her teacher I guess found out that I was a streamer and podcaster

And said what kind of games does he play And my kid was like I don't know Mario I mean mind games honestly I mean yeah it's more of that But she doesn't have the vocabulary To come back with such a quick

I mean we got to work on that We have to work on her being quippy, but she thought I played Mario, and I'm sure he was hoping that it was call of duty or whatever. So shout out to my kids' teachers if you found the stream. But everyone else is more than welcome to watch. But they mostly talk about games. Yeah, I mean, honestly, it's one of the most, it's one of the most fuck. It's one of the dumbest Twitch streams that I've ever seen been a part of or watched. I don't, I've said this a lot of times.

I really like Jesse. I really like Stefan. I do not see the appeal of the stream. It's, uh, you know what's, Chris, you know what's funny about that is I have, we have recently in a shout out to the new channel, Twitch.TV slash worst of kings. It's basically the best of channel. It's a 24-7 streaming channel with all of our old vods on there. Yeah. I've been going through the 20-21s and 20-2s and 23s. You know what motherfucker shows up almost every night of the week is one Mr. Chris James. Yeah, I used to be on the stream all the time. I, the thing that I had, I had not, I had no

child at the time had nothing going on. I had no and I just would go there all the time. And I loved it. I, but I think that in my opinion, it's gone very much downhill and it's become a real. It's a catastrophe every time. It's you got to tune in to see it. To see it's like and it's growing constantly. It's like a thousand people are watching it and stuff. And you just honestly go to Twitch.combs and try to sit through the whole stream and say like how people are watching this and and having a good time. Take the Chris James challenge. See if you can last two hours on the Go Off King's stream.

I'll be surprised. Honestly, they will pay, they'll send you money if you can make it through one. 200 hours. They'll send you 200 bucks. Well, the reason I stopped coming on, just to be clear, was when you guys became obsessed with the sound or when you guys started the sound alerts and it allowed the people who were watching to play sound alerts during the show. That got you really upset.

Yeah. And it would be like the sound alerts would be like a minute and 45 seconds long and they would be like intentionally like eh, he, he, eh, like, like, or like just crashing sounds and shit like that. And you'd have to go on this show like to relax and hang out with your friends. And it would just be constant, uh, noise going on. So do you guys still, is, do you guys still do that with the noises? Yeah. All right. Thanks a lot, guys. All right. We'll see y'all next week. Hi. Bye. Thanks.