Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 175 - Las Vegas Guys with Felix Biederman

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

Felix has been censured for his inappropriate behavior at the beginning of the episode This week on Guys we had one of our best friends on the show Felix Biederman, We talked about some really cool guys who love to travel to sin city! What is the $20 trick? Does it work? What is it like to stay in a vegas hotel with a sprained ankle? How much attention should each woman get at a Magic Mike show? We also looked at some really cool celebrity sightings, and of course we talked a bit of Opie and Mancow. There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow Not Even a Show is back (temporarily) https://www.youtube.com/c/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome, welcome to the men, the world's best boys podcast. Welcome to the guys. Podcasts about guys. That is a crisp move, Felix, to do that, try to usurp my. I've never done that before. I know, but you would love to do it on your show all the time. I mean, that's going to throw people off. That will be the first time.

I'm going to leave that in, and that will be the first time ever that somebody talked before Brian. And I am absolutely for it. I think it should happen more often. No. one guy's allowed to do that there is exactly one guy now gabris is coming on the next episode oh I'm gonna send gabris a text message

the guy is way more popular than me I'm gonna send a text message to Gabris and tell him to do that as well yeah uh this week funny to like draw the lot like be like it's okay for me to do it and not for him like this guy is like has it like way like way more listeners

way more he does he will do it too he Chris has his phone number just text them and tell them to do it I'll send him a text message yeah I always do he doesn't yeah I send him all kinds of things like hey what you're doing he's my he's my TV king he's the one who'll text you and be like I just watch this show called last frontier about a guy in Alaska who's a cop and he uh uh the the story of the show he texts me like as soon as it started he's like a bunch of criminals a bunch of the worst criminals in the world or on an airplane and it crashes in Alaska.

And there's only one cop. Gavis knows the shows that Brian and I like. I watched every episode. Like so as soon as he said like, this is what it is. I was like, this is the best show I've ever heard of in my entire life. And it is like that every week,

it's just a different guy that's like, this guy is the smartest bank robber of all time. This guy is that working. Yeah. It has like 50% on rotten tomatoes. I like, I watch a lot of bullshit shows. I watch like,

Goliath is my favorite. Like that's, but Goliath is like kind of good, or at least it has like one season that's unambiguously like great and it has great performances. Reacher is my favorite bullshit show. Yeah,

Richard did the best thing in the most recent season where they were like, okay, we're finally going to give like, henchman or the main bad guy. He has a henchman who's bigger than Reacher. And he kind of kicks Reacher's ass. And then there's

like a weiner dad and his, who's evil, who works for the bad guy and a weiner's son who's good. And the weiner's son's like, oh, Richer, I want you to save me and my weiner dad, but how are you going to beat the strong guy? Are you afraid of him? And Reacher goes, I'm not afraid of him. I just haven't figured him out yet. And then to show that he's figured him out in the next episode,

Reacher just, like, kicks him in the nuts 50 times and drowns him. And it's like, I think that, like, you didn't need to, like, study. That kind of works on anyone. That's all of Reacher's solutions are. Like, every time Reacher comes up with solution, he's like, what if I punched a hole in it? And see what happens in that, that, that, he likes, he's like a kaiju. He likes brute force. Brute force is definitely one of my favorite thing is when the guy who plays

reacher beat that guy up. And just reading all of the comments like, oh my God, this guy stepped up to reacher. Are you kidding? Yeah, I want to, that's my, I besides us to you, that's the show I want to guest star on the most because I would love to be a guy who like just comes up to reachers like nipples or just probably below them and be like, get out of here, you stupid big piece of shit. I think I can intimidate him.

He just rips my fucking head off. There's so many guys who just right off the bat should know that they'll get their ass kick by Reacher, but they're like, fuck you, buddy. Who do you think you are? This week on guys, Felix said, I'll do any episode recently when I was talking to him. And I said, I'm going to find a good one. And then I decided he is a good guest for Las Vegas guys. Now, here's a reason. I'm going to give you this reason real quick, because I did a lot of.

show in Las Vegas and eight people paid to see it and showed up and it was the worst experience of my entire life. But you guys actually, well, because usually I grew up in the standup world and they would always tell me that usually the best shows are the ones. You know, you think it's not going to be good. There's only 10 people, but those turn out to be the best fucking shows, man. It's such annoying standup guy bullshit. Oh my God, that annoys me so much.

It is not. I've told the story. bunch of times but there is a place called the dive bar we do the show they're like you you guys sold eight tickets you still got to do the show uh so that's always a good sign when the venue's like you still got to do the show you have to do the show because in my mind it was like let's just set a table up and we'll just sit at a table and hang out you know what I mean yeah like you guys are on the podcast like it's a sully urna podcast or something and you guys are all just sitting around the table and they're part of the show yeah that was my idea and

they were like no you guys stand on stage for an hour do whatever he a sadist what's wrong with him so the first thing I say the first thing I say when I get on stage is the rat pack fucking sucks and this guy this guy that has been sitting at the bar they did not pay to get in he's been there all day playing video poker at a place called the dive bar

he has more respect in there than you guys do by far like you know he's earned way more money for the than you guys did. He's the mayor of that venue on Forthware. He's using it. He goes, get the fuck out of here then. So that was like the

Las Vegas guy that is like also a rat pack guy just because he's in Vegas. He's at a punk bar by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he gets mad. But then what ended up happening where there are these two guys, paid to get in,

standing right next to the stage, talking about professional wrestling for the entire thing, is the only thing I could hear the whole time I was on stage was two guys talking about wrestling and I was just like I wanted to interrupt them

like you don't even know what you're fucking talking about Oh so you didn't want to interrupt them to say hey can you guys stop talking at the show You wanted to tell them what they had gotten wrong They had bad opinions I wanted to tell them bad wrestling opinions I know I totally understand

I've had like time When I like first moved here I would like overhear people talking about like UFC stuff on the subway. And I'd be like, yeah, that's actually, Michael Bisping actually does not really knock people down. He sort of fights like Joe Keltsaggy.

And it's just my mind would flash to a New York Post article that's like, annoying man beaten to death by entire train car. The guy that watches the dumbest thing in the world thinks he's smart is what I always like, that's me. I'm like, no, I'm not like that anymore. I promise. But there are a lot of wrestling fans that are like,

no, but actually it's actually a really smart. form of art. It's not. It's guys faking, beating each other. Yeah, it used to be like back in the day. No, it never was Chris. When they did real territory stuff, then it was like, that was different. But yeah, nowadays it's all watered down.

One of the top things about Vegas is now is that it's insanely expensive, apparently. Oh, okay. We got all these different rules. Now, I learned about this thing called the $20 sandwich. And what it is is it's insanely good because it is moron, you know, people that, because this show isn't about people who live in Vegas. This is about the people who make their whole life Vegas. They go to Vegas.

Like all their vacations are in Las Vegas. They go three times a year. When they're at home, all they talk about to their family is Las Vegas. I got a con-drew. Oh, yeah. They calmed to my room. They calmed to my bed. like yeah yeah yeah

Brian a whale Brian dude would you say How many of these people if any Would you say that they live in like a city that they Or town that they otherwise wouldn't live in That has like a really The cost of living is lower So they can go to Vegas one more time in year

A surprising amount of them are like from Arkansas It's like Arkansas and Colorado That's awesome I've been thinking about like that sort of stuff ever since I saw that post that we actually talked about on the episode of Chopo that you guys did today about the guy who's like, yeah, I guess what? I got this meal for $3.

And it's just like the two most disgusting burger. They have like a handprint on them. They look like evidence. And like, devil, deviled eggs in various states with this construction. And he's like, this was $3. And he's like, I'm not even telling people what shitty part of upstate New York I live in

because I don't want people to ruin it. And it's like, I wouldn't worry about that. But there are people who are living, like, who probably lived in like a normal place. They lived in, they lived in, they lived in like St. Louis Park in the Twin Cities. And they're like, oh, it would be, I could pay $300 in rent to live in a cave in Servant Falls, New York. And that's like one more Vegas trip every 18 months. Yeah. Yeah.

So what I, the first thing I learned about with Vegas that killed me is this $20 sandwich. Now, this is where. Because you Google Vegas and you're like Googling tips and tricks. What it is is you hand them your credit card and you hand them your ID to check in. You put $20 between it, which is already an insulting amount of money. What year is they think it is? They like the rat pack so much. They're doing like the exact tips the rat pack did during the Cuban missile crisis.

It was like a shitload of money. they're like hey you got any upgrades oh my god I just picture the types of people who are coming in there who have done all their research who are just trying to do the mafia

yay be nice if you had a few upgrades over here some guys will be like I gave them 50 bucks which is like whatever but it's just such a weird like it's such a weird antiquated thing that sometimes works obviously but most of the time what happens is

the person at the desk takes the money says thank you very much thank you very much it just gives them the room they were gonna give them in it yeah because they don't have they have no option

to do anything else right it's like you're giving it to somebody who doesn't even have the like power to do that or whatever right right it's like yeah going to like a laundry like one of those laundry

meds that like will like clean your cleaning like a pound of clothes like 10 dollars and like you give them a five dollar tip for your ten dollar laundry and you're like uh anyone leave their clothes here you can pick them up when they were supposed to and it's like that's not i don't it's not like an airplane like presumably like within the next like day they're going to get someone who is going to pay for the suite that costs like 20 thousand dollars a night if it's a good That's what they think. And like, they're telling like Richard Branson or someone like, yeah, sorry, we can't actually

give you the suite that has slaves to come with it because we just gave it to a guy who gave us $20. Yeah. That's really, they really do think they're going to get like the presidential suite or whatever or some insane upgrade. I mean, that's really a different generation, I feel like. That's like, you know, that's like our parents' generation of people. They're doing it all the time these days.

They're trying it all the time. This guy goes, I've had good results using the trick at Aria several times in the past when I check it. But when I checked in last month... I'm sorry.

I'm a little bit of a Vegas guy. I'm not... I... Have you been to Vegas, Felix? So many times. And the last woman, I like kind of dated for a while was she lived in Vegas

when we did date. And I'm like, my grandmother, the only thing, the only like, a real piece of instructions she ever gave me in my life was like never like

become a big gambler because gambling's the Jews vice. Don't worry, we're Jewish. It would be fucked up if we weren't. We were like Italian. But no, she always said that and I was always like, shut up. I didn't say that, but you know,

I thought like, yeah, I was thinking it. But I am not like one of those guys who's like has the compulsion to lose like $50,000. I always have a set amount that I never go past but I really enjoy gambling

I used to go to Atlantic City all the time and when I like I went to Vegas like at least once or twice a year for a while I always had like a reason to go and when I started like dating that girl

it was like oh this is awesome but it was kind of like it was like a shitty time for both of us to be dating anyone so we would just like we would like go to some you know, one of those like stores that's like, uh, sells every type of candy and buy like a pound of candy and just like

wordlessly play slot machines. Smoking. Oh, American dream. Yeah. Like chain smoking while eating. Oh. Like,

yeah. That's the thing I love about Vegas is you can still smoke indoors. And yeah. That I, it's awesome. Oh my God. Awesome. But, um,

the aria is that's like, I got a pretty cheap, nice sweet. The first time I like came to a visit. her there because it's like not you have to walk like not that far by Vegas standards I guess it's kind of far but like it's not like on the strip and you have to like walk kind of far to any type of casino and it's not as fun of the casino is like you know fucking I guess like Caesar's Palace you know Bellagio yeah that's the real ballers one yeah that one's sick we went

my family went on a bunch of vacations right after 9-11 when no one to fly. My dad was always like searching for a deal. And that was, we went to Vegas and my dad gave, he actually listened to my grandmother's advice and he only gambled 50 cents the entire. That's probably the most he ever gambled.

That's not even fun. For me, it's like made me wonder like, why the fuck did we come here then? Yeah. It was like 11. I mean, my parents used to go too.

And like the thing they would always say to us when they got back was like, one thing you'll learn about me. Vegas, which they were never taking us. They, there's never a time. Yeah, that was the later thing. Take us anywhere. But you're 13 and your parents are like, you know, the thing about Vegas is you don't want to be there longer than three days.

It's like, okay, it sounds like you didn't like it there. It sounds like you had a terrible time. Were they just like a little worse mood than when they left? I mean, they're the worst. They, I don't, I'm not, I, I, I have said this before. I. Did Brian just disappear? I cannot imagine them ever having fun.

He gets struck down to his parents. I've never seen it. My dad, he's bowled some 300s. And that's when I assume that is, well, yeah, but then when it comes time, very cool, very no, it's uncool. But when it comes time to get the ring, when it comes time to get the little ring for balling 300, this motherfucker goes, I just give me one. I don't care.

I'm never going to wear it anyway. So even the fact that he bowled a 300 wasn't enough for him to, like bold like four three hundreds wasn't enough to like really get him going so I can't imagine I'm having fun out there anyway and I talked recently I didn't see some of his porno one time and it was very conventional like like so no no no porno he watched because stuff he jacked off to is not like adventurous enough for Brian's tastes he was kind of unimpressed but what is it like like girl on girl where there's not even really like vaginal content she's like rubbing her pussy through like a see-through negligee.

I think it was even more, I think it was a grandma or that that was someone else. No, that's somebody else. He lives in another place. Oh yeah, but by you see like a shock image was like it was like an old woman who like she definitely had worked on but she looked

and she was like jacking two guys off and I remember I was a kid at the time when someone sent it to him and was like, why is this a shock image? This isn't like a guy's dick being blown apart. This is just like Yeah, it's just a grandma. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that bad. She's not even like gross.

He would, he would get, he would go to work today. We know he would rent it because he'd take us to the video store and then be like, I got to run an errand at the building around the corner. And then he would sneak back into the video store and go to the porno section. And like, which is such a dumb way. So he'd come back around for the porno. But then I would go to his room the next morning to see what he rent it. It's like basically like busty ladies playing with their boobs.

or whatever, just blonde, busty ladies playing with their boobs. It's quite. So this guy goes, the young clerk immediately snatched the 20 bucks before you even start checking, saying, I'm sure we can find

something nice for you. I ended up with a regular room on a low floor. I'm wondering. Okay, this is the other thing about it. I feel like these guys, like half the reason for them to do it is like, it's so daring and exciting to like try to game the system.

that they're like oh my god that was so cool i talked i said something to the concierge besides thank you yes and and it is a story when you get home like oh yeah he went right up to the counter he handed the guy 20 dollars we got a different room because the thing about these people is like some of them do know the room they're ordering i've seen that a few times like where they're like no i asked for this room and then i asked for an upgrade and the upgrade was worse one of the guys i have a guy on here that actually asked for an upgrade and they just gave them an accessible room because they're bigger. You know what I mean? The rooms have prices to them, right? I know. So it's like, if I'm sure, listen, if there's a room

that costs $20 more, you can slip them at 20 and they'll be like, here, here's an upgrade for your room. But it's like, it's a business. It's like, this one costs $75 more. They're not just going to be like yeah sure you know i guess maybe if there's like very few people there possibly but like i think for the most part they're just going to follow the fucking rules of how much it costs this guy goes like again like what if an actual guy who could pay for the room came in like yeah yeah i assume they want to keep those open for that extremely likely possibility yeah in Las Vegas people people like don't book ahead always like people you know they probably do get some walk up traffic like quite a bit of it in Las Vegas and you would just famous guys yeah and just

but just in general like unless there's so many extra rooms and maybe you know somebody was feeling really nice but it just really does seem like a really stupid way to waste your money it's like I guess you are in Las Vegas you know you're you're throwing money away so I mean I will say it feels the feeling of losing money by gambling is different than any other form like it feels I agree. It really feels great. I love it. It's like their feeble minds can not withstand knowing of the concept of comps.

They don't like, did anyone of average intelligence, if you tell them what comps are, they're like, oh, that exists to get like people who have a lot of money to gamble more. And when these guys hear about it, they're like, it's sort of like the people who think that like women don't really like sex and they just kind of do it to reward. cool men for behaving coolly. It's like that like these hotels like they don't make money on comps. They don't like no one, you know, it's like 50-50 whether the house wins famously. Yeah. And it's just like, yeah, gambling is just sort of like it's just sort of like it has a mind of its own. You can't really like get mad whether you're the house or not.

And they just like they give you a comp if you have the Aloha Vegas spirit. Yeah. Yeah. If you just, if they like your vibe, that's how they do. decide the combs is like based on like maybe how impressive your one-liners are at the blackjack table like things like that are what they're deciding how much you look like jimmy buff is yeah this guy goes i booked a basic king 924 to 928 the aurea was sold out on 926 i was not giving another type of room but we did get a strip view of the highest floor 54 and a treat was

sent to our room. Maybe I could have got it for free, but worth it to me. So like a hotel, a hotel pillow mint. Yeah, it was like a chocolate or something. Definitely. Like the dumb guy, like, all right, some idiot gave us fucking $40. Let's like send him up a chocolate. So that he feels like he got his money's worth. It's just I pick the guys I'm picturing are like guys like me that like get there and they're like, hey, there's a little something in it for you. if you get me in the presidential suite or something like an idiot you know this guy goes i stayed at the bellagio on march 2015 i used a $50 sandwich and got a very nice service i was upgraded to a fountain slash strip view but on the seventh floor the front desk attendant told me that she would keep an eye out for something better than but they were sold out the room wasn't ready but called housekeeping to get

it done ASAP after getting to my room i was less than happy i didn't get a good view of the fountains due to being on a low floor i went to explore the city Sorry, I picture her The person at the front Calling housekeeping like Hey, we got a VIP her stat You just hear a dial tone on the phone It's just not talking to any

You're not going to believe this The president is here How do I know it's? No He gave me $50. Do you think someone who isn't the president To do that? Yeah, let's get going on this Please like yeah

I didn't get a good deal Has to have surgery? Shut the fuck up in this room. I went to explore the city with my dad and made a stop at the desk and tell her that I really didn't like the room. She did a quick check in the computer and voila. I got a room just opened up in the spa tower on a 33rd floor. Great room, great view.

And she doesn't want to deal with you anymore. And I'll make you that real cost the same. You can get that with no, you know what I mean? If there's like a real problem with your room, then I've definitely had it where there was like, I've talked about staying at the W hotel in Hollywood. and the reason we got a cheap room there is because it was a construction going on which they didn't tell us

but I just said hey we're right beside the construction you know what I mean like we're very close and like is there any way that our room could get moved because it's like very loud and they just did that I didn't give them any kind of sandwich any kind of money or anything like that they just did it 20 bucks they gave you a better room that's the crazy that's sweet that's what these guys

what if you walk by the concierge with your dad that's probably I like how we miss it It's like rolling up to a blackjack table With like two hot babes on your arm Oh oh nothing I'm just going on a walk with my dad Oh nothing

Just going on a quarter mile Constitution with my father Who looks at a slightly grayer version of me So you do know That if I don't have enough money to bribe you I could get some from my daddy Yeah, you do know He's got pretty good credit

Actually Yeah My dad worked for a little thing called the Navy For 48 years Ever heard of it? They have the most boats in the world Who is a Calvin Caesar, the namesake of your

so-called palace My dad worked for the Navy Rooms We got this guy here. I went to this Vegas fanatics board here. And this is a forum for him. He goes, more of a complaint than anything,

since this is a local non-Vegas property. So this is not a Vegas, but this is a Vegas guy. But just curious, this guy is so funny to me. He goes, just curious, if you would get a new host after this. So these guys get a host. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's just like an agent. Like, it's the same as like,

oh, yeah. Yeah. It's again. Someone whose entire job is to like, tend to the needs of like 50 annoying guys like this at a time. Who are losing money? Who are losing? Like the whole point of it is like they're losing enough money

that the hotel can justify having a person employed to look after them. Well, yesterday I lost about $60,000 in three hours and didn't hit a single back. 60 grand. Very cool. Very, very cool. I made two other trips there this year and lost around 22,000. You sound like an awesome gamblers.

Yeah, you're doing great, man. $82,000. I love the bragging about because it's like this thing of like, you should give me good service. You should give me all this stuff because of all the money I've lost in your casino. Almost like you've spent the money, right? So you get these guys who are Vegas big timers who are like, I actually lost like a hundred thousand dollars in your casino and they're bragging about it.

Like yeah, they gave me free salad bar food. They treat me like I have an addiction to this thing and I'll just come regardless. I don't know how they got this idea. This is a dumb idea that I'm a stupid gambling addict who never wins. Yeah, they keep giving me little free things. Oh, actually they did pay for me to have a room. Yeah, because you're going to go lose $60,000. Yeah, that was in trade for the room.

60 grand room Yeah I have another trip plan for New Year's there And ask for free play for this upcoming trip Because this last visit was awful She said she'd give me $200 free play I'm so disgusted That I'm probably gonna go to a competitor

A little more bad stories Sounds like a competitor You thought there was a true friendship Yeah Yeah like this has got to be some There's got to be some teamwork here Like you've got to be a little give and take Talking to the casino

like we got to have a little give and take here. This was an awful time. I lost so much money. The casino is just like, yeah, that's the point. That's our whole business. I really feel like my relationship with the Blasio is very transactional. It's like I feel like they would treat me different if I wasn't losing $100,000 a year to them. It is funny.

It is. We talk about casinos quite a bit on some of the bonus episodes where guys do think that you're entitled to sit at a slot machine. for hours. And if you lose a bunch in a row, they're like, this fucking place sucks. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Felix, we read, because we did casino guys and we read a lot of casino reviews. And that's basically, as you can imagine, every review is just like,

I lost like fucking $6,000. This place is fucking shit. Like it has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that they lost a bunch of their money. And there's like, I should be able to play for an hour or two at least. It's like,

You shouldn't. That's not a guarantee. Yeah, it's a, it's, you go there and lose money. If you want to play for a long time, go play poker or something like that, you know, yeah. It's like, do you ever like, are you ever like looking for like a municipal, like a DMV or something? And you read like the reviews on there. You like see that it has reviews. And it's like, yeah, there are some like, I've been to a bunch of like, you know, DMVs and shit in my life as anyone has.

And there's like ones that are better. or worse, but I think for the most part, they're like, at least the ones I've gone to are like not as shitty as people say. And you just think about like, what is the type of person who would like, be like, oh, I'm going to destroy the DMV

on Google reviews. And it's like someone who doesn't know what the DMV is probably. Someone who came in there with an insane set of expectations. Or when you said similarly when you see reviews for jails. Yeah, I was just going to say it's like a review of a jail. It's like,

Like, you're not going to sink these people. First off, people are forced to go to the jail and the DMV. So they can't decide not to go there. You know, they don't have competitors. This guy got, buddy. Like a whale of a prisoner who's like, I'm thinking of like, next time I, uh, child support warrants or like, outstanding DUIs. I'm thinking of going to a private prison instead. Because they like, really are not treating me well.

He goes a little more backstory It's been an entire year since she promised to find a provider for ordering items from my comp balance It's around $88,000 All they have been a gift shop This is the best All they have in a gift shop right now is an old Gen MacBook Pro They want almost 5K for Yeah, no shit

It's like going to Dave and Busters and saying the fucking prizes suck It's like of course they do Guys I've been doing the math and I actually have given Chuck and she's $28,000 for PlayStation 3, it turns out. These guys are so fucking, I mean, just the idea of it, like, it's this level of entitlement of like, you are going to a place, the famous place where you go to lose money, but they're just like, yeah, but the amount I'm losing, surely I have to get something out of it.

He's not done. He goes, the previous year, my loss is accounted for 10% of the casino's annual revenue. So I strongly I'm keeping this place I'm keeping the lights on like talking to the staff Just like you know you have a job because of me You work for me

He doesn't even say like He never talks about anything else he does on the trips He just clearly is a gambling addict who just goes there Joylessly loses all this money and is like Fucking piece of shit She takes forever to get back to me. I have her direct number. Doesn't work when I come.

And she always seems to be on vacation in Hawaii. Well, yeah. She's, wonder who pays for that. You is, wonder who pays for that. Yeah, at least he recognizes. Yeah,

she gets to take a lot of vacations because people like you. By faith, this is the best line ever. He goes, I've decided to stop frequenting this place next year. But if I do you know. Next year.

It's good to drop boundaries. I'm done. I'm going to quit. smoking next year. That's like sometime. Obviously, I'm on lights, Marlboro lights now. They're going to give him an alien wear and he's like, actually they like, to address all my complaints. They came through for me. I decided to stop frequenting this place, but if I do drop in, I just don't think she deserves to benefit from it. Just curious if you would all agree. Now, the first comment really killed me. This guy goes, you posted something similar

to this at the end of last year. This guy's whole life. This is, this is the biggest, this is the thing of like, yeah, rich people, a lot of them are like low level rich guys are lucky.

They're not smart. They're fucking very stupid. This guy probably owns a jet ski dealership somewhere. He's a big fucking deal on whatever city in Arkansas or whatever he lives in. And he's like, he's running around telling people all the time, I fucking lost 60,000. Because he's bragging about how you want to lose.

100%. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he tells women that when he goes on a, like go on a date and be like, yeah, I wouldn't have lost 60,000. Like he'll act mad about it, but it's like, yeah, but he has $60,000.

It's like his gimmick. That's what he thinks. But in reality, they're like, this guy is a fucking degenerate. He's a degenerate gambler. This guy has an addiction. This is why women love a fucking loser with an addiction who will never stop doing it no matter what negative consequences

come as well you see that liquor store there honey yeah i basically uh basically paid for their first quarter do you know i've done 10% of the heroin in er's up code here's a good this is a guy i hate this is a type of guy i really really hate you guys champagne taste on a beer budget feels like a common theme for a lot of posters here this is from r slash Vegas. Vegas strip is expensive. They gouged you like any other resort theme park, sports team, stadium, arena. This is not a new principle.

Thank you for the list of venues, sir. Yeah. Well, I think like all properties are the same and there are no alternatives is blatant lion. Nobody's forcing you to do any of these things. Yeah, it's just like a national park that gouged you. Yeah.

He's now, he's like defending how much things cost, which I think is the most insane thing to do. He's like, he goes, Airbnb's an off-strip casinos exist, can't afford the sphere, there are a wide range of entertainment offers. Carbone is too expensive. Every fast food brand in the world is here. Just like in real life, set budgets, offset cost to achieve what you want. Same principle applies here and everywhere. Vegas isn't dead. Tourism is down. Same across the country. Inflation has an effect has an effect on everyone and everything from free parking and 99 cents shrimp cocktail isn't going to break. bridge the inflation gap no matter how loud you scream extreme examples don't accomplish what you think they do so this guy is just like oh i can afford to go yeah you can go you can come to los vegas and stay in a shitty Airbnb eat fast food and still have a good time you can't do that yeah i i i also look like it's like are they are you sir are you can i submit your name for

this year's noval prize in economics Wait, wait, this is You're positing that inflation It affects all prices Well, he does come back And he does a lot of economics This first guy goes I love this guy

I love this guy I love this guy High level player here This is my man This next guy High level player here Definitely a shift High level is where I lose

I've lost money all over this I actually count for 20% Of this casino's revenue He goes, definitely a shift. My food and beverage credit used to last four days. Not only lasts one, eating and drinking the exact same way I used to. It's price gouged to shit. And everyone denied it is just sucking Vegas's dick.

So that's the- I hate people that do that. Not like me, who's just giving them money. Not like me, who goes there all the time and spends as much money as possible. So then a guy says parking is 40 bucks in Vegas. And it's not supposed to be. Parking shouldn't cost anything is what they think, which is an alien concept of people who live in any other city on the planet.

You know what I mean? But apparently in Vegas, it's always been free, but now some of the places are charging $40 a day. He goes, but by the way, cross-referenced these guys with the people who were like, oh, $15 minimum wage, wait till burgers are $98.

Yeah. Yeah. And they're into place where burgers are an idea. Fucking went to, oh, God. When we were in. Vegas, we went to Walburgers. Oh, I love Walburgers.

I'm such a wall burger head. I love it. The only time I've ever been is in Toronto, that reminds me when we do our live show. I'm not going to Walburgers. We got to go to Walburgers. They play the Wallberg's

fucking reality show on all the TVs and shit. It's so fucking cool. Chris, I don't know if you know this, but in Columbus, Ohio, one of our big car auto dealerships are Mark Wahlberg. owned. Oh, are they called like Mark Wahlberg? Mark Wahlberg Chevy here and stuff. Yeah. That's so fucking cool. I guess he like,

somebody told him Columbus is a good place to have a business and then he was like, I'll do it. And he opened a bunch of, I mean, he's got all kinds of shit going on here. There's a wallberg's in the casino here. That's everywhere. So the guy goes, paying that much for parking would suck. Totally get that. But aren't there a bunch of local casinos with free parking, public transportation, Uber cabs? There has to be alternatives. And he goes, This person goes, there are alternative. Exactly like there are people who don't blanket paying $20 or $30 for parking and people who freak out about it. A parking lot is a commodity.

If they don't charge for use, they lose money in this economy. I wonder if there was an infinite amount of them. Yeah. I wonder if all the people. So many geniuses on this board. I'm so stupid. Yeah. And he goes, I wonder if all the people complaining about having to pay for parking in Vegas feel the same way if they go to other places.

Last time my husband went to California was 30. dollars a day for parking in the hotel parking lot so i think it's just that stuff used to get like um like even the flights and stuff right they would be cheaper to Vegas maybe they still are yeah they like because they again the economy is like based off of getting people there to lose thousands and thousands of dollars so they're like subsidized or whatever by that's over though that's over the hotel the cheap hotels are over now so that's what i'm saying i think that that's maybe what people are complaining about is that it's like this used to be a place where you could go and because gambling is the huge economy there or whatever,

you could get everything for free, you know, like hotel or flight, really cheap and then now it's changed. Yeah, hotels were cheap for a period of time. I was going to go. And then I looked recently and I was like, I didn't like Vegas when I was there.

I went there when I was a little kid and I liked it because I was a little kid. And it was like, everything was so big and cool. And they did the pirate ship thing. And I saw Dana Carvey and the tiger guys. stuff like that. We got some reviews to read for some people. I will tell you that.

Good Vegas. Did you go, Felix, did you ever go to any shows when you were in Las Vegas, see any of the nightlife and stuff? Um, no,

no. I, I, I, I, Chris Angel. Every, no,

every, because like, every time I was going, I was like with, like, um, I went one time, uh,

for, um, a UFC event. And so that was obviously, like, we were doing that. And I like gambled. I didn't gamble like a huge amount because it was a parley.

And that's just like half the fun of the parlay is just like putting down $20 in the event that you predict like, you know, fucking 11 fights correctly. Did you do what? How did you do on the how many did you predict? I got close. But I was I fucked up on the last two fights of the card. It was pretty good for a parlay. But, um, I. I should have bet on more individual fights that night, but do give them so shit.

But, um, no, most of the time it's like that. I'm, like, with a group of, like, you know, four to ten people and we're just, like, gambling and then, like, going back to the room or something like that. I don't know. Like, I, I have no. So, like, people will see, like, someone who's getting paid, like, $700 trillion to, like, sing 10 songs that charted on Billboard like 30 years ago, right? That's like what people do out there.

They'll see like Celine Dion or they'll go to like the next smallest. They'll see like big from big and rich. Do like a one-man show. I've never done that. I mean, maybe I should. Maybe I should like find a new woman to date who lives in Las Vegas and I will be it.

We'll never gamble and we'll only go to shows. I have a good, I have a good review of Magic Mike Live at the the Sahara in Las Vegas. Magic Mike, the movie? Like, this is the... Yeah, but it's the dance. They do the dance.

They say it's Magic Mike live and are just playing the movie. I mean, that would be... You're watching the movie in real time. These are wild reviews. This person goes, I was so excited. This is a woman. I was so excited to go see this show and left completely disappointed and frustrated. We spent good money for front row tickets.

The guys were amazing dancers, but while on stage, they don't even make eye contact. They're looking at each other, but not looking at. down at the screaming audience. They didn't even look into my eyes at all and I was in the front row. That's a crazy, that's a crazy complaint to have about a show that the people on stage didn't look in my eyes. People like bring up individual moments when like a performer looks them in the eye.

And that's like they're talking about like fucking Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. Yeah. Not like a guy they're paying as a sexual commodity. A male stripper. So he goes, they're looking at each other, but not looking down at the screaming audience. I'd rather pay for the attention of a good-looking man pays to me

as it's part of the fantasy rather than how good they dance. As an audience member, you get a male hooker. Yeah, get a prostitute or sex worker or a stripper hire. Yeah, you can, those are very, very readily available in Las Vegas. As an audience member, you want to feel pretty, wanted, desired, et cetera. That's why we don't go to the show. Oh, I guess I don't go to magic mic though.

Just wanting to feel all that stuff in the audience is very, very weird. I mean, the times I went to the strip club, I wasn't looking to feel love. Bobby Slayton didn't even try to seduce me. The pit bull, the pit bull barely fucking shot a look at my direction. Hey,

let me get a feel of your shaft, Bell. Bobby Slayton being in. in that picture with Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen is the best. And Jackie the Jokeman. And Jackie the Jokeman, Martin, that is true. Thank you.

Jackie the Jokeman, Martinling is the only person in the Epstein files that I've heard talk about it in a proud way. Him writing about it is like crazy when you see him like, yeah, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a big deal. I mean, this is look at some of the other people who were in these files. Can I, I, I don't want to say who this person is.

I'll tell you guys after, but would you believe that I know someone who is not in the Epstein files, but when they were coming out, told their kids like, hey, watch out, I might be in those because I was pretty important. And he was not at all. Oh, there's like a million pages.

He's completely full of shit. He's totally full of shit. Trying to brag to your children. And then they're like, dad, so I've been looking at all the names and stuff. I got to tell you, I don't think you're in here. Like, oh, there's more to be released, son. I, there's one day I'll, like, say who that is. It's like knowing that anyone would know, but it's just, it's always been making it.

Anytime I hear about the episode stuff, he's the only person I know who's doing that. I walk out. I was pretty fucking up there. Because if I pay for no attention, then what's the point? I understand not everyone will get pulled on stage or get a lap dance, but having eye contact helps the audience feel like part of the show. I was on a couch, on a corner, and every single time the guys got on stage,

they put their hand on my shoulder to help them leap up. What's that? Oh, no. Fuck? they used me as a rail a railing i was used as a railing and no one looked at me one star that's what people mean when they say they got railed out yes i thought i had a good seat and several guys came to my couch but every single one of them skipped me and interacted with the other girls all the girls on my couch got a lap dance from the same dancer one at a time except me can i

can i just say maybe it might have been your energy like just judging on this post it might have been that you were like you had a desperate scary kind of vibe to you yeah dude there are there are some like like obviously there's a way higher ratio of men who are like this right but i do think i know one time i think on this show we talked about how funny it is when you meet like a woman who lies like a man or specifically yeah my ex-girlfriend who said she knew our keto. I brought up a woman I knew who like was really fucking like you like fucking so fucking hot. And she was like yeah, I walk 28 miles on night for my preparation of being a special forces psychologist. Yeah. And I was just like, hmm. But it's when you, there are like women who have like the

desperation and like sort of like there's a type of man who like is like, is like, not a predator, but only because of their social anxiety. Yes. Yeah. And I don't know how many women there are like that, probably a much lower ratio again, but they're out there and you meet them and it is so funny. Just like the women who lie like men, to see a woman do the stuff that like a Danny McBride character does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like fucking hilarious. It definitely, and this is the type of post that like, I don't know for sure, you know, but this is, it feels like the kind of the way that that type a person would talk, you know?

Well, you got to hear this next review, which is also a common thing on Magic Mike. Bad. Unfortunately, good dancers, but most ladies from the audience were actresses, very unfortunate and too obvious. What if the economics of that? Yeah. Men came to a fool lady once only to dance for two seconds. Too much money for a show that has too much choreography.

The drinks were too expensive, $80 for a bottle of house fine. much choreography. Yes. There's a lot of people who believe this should not have been choreograph. It should be free form. Should be interpretive dance. This is, she's like really a waste of your heart and money.

Better go to clubs with go-go dancers. Those guys are really dancing for. Yeah. What was that thing that was there used to be the porno you could watch sometime. We talked about it. What was the name of it? And it was like, that's what these women are picturing.

Dancing bear? Was it called dancing bear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. where you'd watch those videos and it was like a bunch of women in a crowd and these guys are like literally going up like putting whipped cream on their hard penises and like putting them out there that's what these people were assuming this was going to be like I didn't even get to suck any of them

off like none of them touch me um yeah it's like yeah this is a a show for like based on a movie or whatever and it's obviously going to be heavily choreographed and it's obviously going to be They're not going to be doing overtly, like, they're not going to be grinding up on the women. And that's in like a super sexual way. And that's what they wanted. Now, here's this one. You can have a business that's based on like a bankable IP that exists. Exactly.

And be like, yeah, just like rub your hard cocks all over any woman you sees Volva. All right. You're trying to contact with you. Touch that vulva. Get your bundles are a lady. Ladies. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

Well, the last review I have for this is the same, not so magic, but for, but fun for a Vegas night. This is a choreographed quote show, unquote. The dancers come around the audience and interact some, but it's more of a performance. Yeah. No shit, lady. Like, what, what do you think? This is like, I went to the tilted, you know, I've been going to the tilted cult for 15 years. I've, I account for 50% of my.

location's annual revenue. And I haven't had sex with any of them. I stand outside. It's almost like they're, it's based on this idea that I can fuck these women, but it will never happen. I don't know if it's just my location or this entire business, but something's up here. Yeah. Do you find that even though you go in there and spend a lot of money at Hooters and the women

are very nice and sit at your booth that they never have sex with you? Or is that just at my, that really does feel the same as like, by the way, we really perked up when you said Tilted Coke because we did. We did, we talked about breasters. Titty guys. Titty guys. Yeah. And then we talked about the breaststarts and we found out like that the industry is shambles. It is.

Yeah. Because fucking Hooters is going family. Mm-hmm. Family friendly. Yeah. They're turning into a family restaurant. Which is an insane. It is.

That is, I think, the. There's a ton of family restaurants already. They should just make it so it's like look of the draw. You can get like a guy or a girl server. And the guy obviously like he's doing the thing where you're just like trying to jam your 70% erect cock to the side in your shorts. And that's his thing. And it's like, oh, whoops. I accidentally knocked the small taker over with my semi erect penis.

Big table of football players. guy from the football game. He's like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, man. Oh, we got a guy again. So I have this review of a place called Resorts World of Las Vegas. This is a three-star review or a one-star review on Yelp. And Bob says, if you like to eat later, order room service, don't stay at Resorts World.

And so many restaurants and no room service, when you scan the QR code in your room, it takes you to their website, which says we don't offer room service, but like a good Vegas hotel. But here's a link to Grubhub. It says the Grubhub drivers deliver to your room. They do not. At least mine refuse. I had to meet them in the lobby with a sprained ankle, which is why I was. Putting in the review.

They were brimple hearts. They had a sprayed ankle. Just in case you're not on my side. here. I had a sprained ankle. I had to go fucking walk over and meet him. It's like you're out on vacation so you're obviously mobile. What is he doing in Vegas

in a fucking sprained ankle? It's ridiculous. He goes, which is why I wanted to make a wish foundation asshole. A 45 year old man with a sprayed ankle whose wish is to go the last way. He couldn't beg it to get room service as my wish.

Not even stay at one of the big hotels or anything. He goes, I had to meet him in the lobby with a sprained ankle, which is why I want a room service in the first place. Thanks, Hilton. You're the best. Additionally, the room has no microwave, and a driver decided to have two other orders to deliver after picking up my food. He didn't decide that.

Yeah, he did not decide. He just gets that assigned to him. It's almost like It's a really fucking Hectic low-paying job Yeah, it's almost like it sucks ass Why is that in your review of the hotel? I know

That's the thing That's what boasts my mind about it I would give this hotel Three stars but I was sent it to 20 years In prison for attempted murder after I got home So two stars Like that doesn't It's a review of Grubhubhub in the end

Like that's what it ends up being He goes additionally Oh, he goes, uh, result completely cold food. I mean, not a hint of warmth. All for $36 for a fast food sandwich and fries. Yum. So this. I couldn't even heat it back up.

Resorts world? No. Check out Fountain Blue. Oh, okay. Shout out to Fountain Blue. Yeah. Well, I've read some reviews of them too. And they're not so great.

This guy is, maybe, maybe Fountain Blue has like a warmth force field around it. So all Grub Hub orders are like just piping. hot when you get them. I mean, this one, you get a nice boiled milkshake. So this one, this, this review I have, and I'm telling you, this review that I have does work on me because as people know, I thought that the, not thought, I kind of, well, actually, I'm on an ice cream sandwich thing right now, but the people at the Taco Bell were making fun of me.

Because every time I called them, every time I went to order food, they were laughing in the background. I was like, they're probably making fun of my voice. So this review really hit me good. I popped into Resorts World when they first opened to check them out, and I dropped some money in their slot machines. I haven't been back. Today, I received an email offer for comped rooms, and I thought I'd see what they had to offer. My player's card number wasn't aligned with their current account format, so I called Reservations at 2.14 p.m.

The Resort World Reservation agent, who sounded like a young man, acted as if he was high on weed. He had me repeat information. Let's work together to get this guy arrested. He had me repeat information over and over. In addition, he seemed to have trouble entering my information into his computer to pull up my player's card rewards. While I was on the phone, there was audible cackling in the background, as if it were a telemarketer's boiler room. And my reservation agent joined in laughing away. So, funny, not.

This went on for several minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. and I hung up in general this resort isn't highly rated with the pathetic 2.5 stars and it's hard to be confident you'll have a good resort experience if the supporting cast involves a ship of fools.

It sounds like it's hard for you to be confident period. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the presence of laughter threw you into a spiral. Sometimes it'll get you. I will say, I mean, obviously, I just felt like when I went to that Taco Bell

they were every time laughing. And I'm sure they were just having fun in the place, but for a while, felt like they were goofing on it. I never made a complaint or anything. I totally get that, right? Like, I completely get that.

Like, when I think I, like, look shitty, and I, like, you know, I'm doing, like, I'm going to, like, a pharmacy. Like, no one gives you shit. And even if they do, like, what, like, who cares? But, like, I'll just think, like, everyone is making a mental note of how shitty. I should tell them that I don't normally look this shitty. But it is like any restaurant any like customer service thing any public facing thing where you're like interfacing with assholes like this. You're mostly laughing about like whatever you talk about like, you know, with your coworkers, which is anything but just like the job.

You're trying to get your mind off. Yeah. Yeah. And this guy, this guy just sounds like he should be laughed at. He sounds like a fucking asshole. Like he's I hate people like that like you this is a he started the hostilities on that call That's true This is the Caesar's Palace review

It's a one star review and I say y'all made me and my husband apply for the visa for a free Bluetooth speaker and a speaker suck Low quality for it being from Caesar's palace Disappointed Yeah Cesar's Palace brand and it's not good quality electronics are you kidding me I mean my Cesar's Dallas TV is as a sharpest pitcher that I ever said. He goes,

we definitely got screwed on this. Never agree to any of their promos. Well, you'd expect great quality from Caesar's Palace. But that's, that's, that's, that's,

yeah, you don't, you're going to get ripped off in that thing, like signing up for a credit card. That is like a famous thing that when you're like, people are trying to get you to sign up for credit cards or whatever, you don't do it. Like that's,

yeah, you want to do it on your own terms through your bank. and like, you know, and not, you don't want to have multiple credit cards if, if possible. That's, that's just like everybody knows that,

right? And the price they're giving you is obviously the cheapest possible thing they can give you. Just because they're giving you a Bluetooth speaker from Caesar's Palace doesn't really mean that it's like a really nice Bluetooth speaker. Yeah. I don't think Caesar used this speaker. And Caesar's Palace is like old as well,

right? It's not even like, yeah, it's not even like a really super. upscale hotel. Well, he says you'd expect great quality from Caesar's Palace compared to all the other strip casinos, but no, basically

a boot two speaker for a toddler. That'll be happy with the sound quality not knowing what good quality is. A toddler doesn't even know about sound quality. I can attest to that. He doesn't understand. I got, you know, Charlie, he's two years old. He'll listen to Bose.

And he's just like, oh yeah, this sounds fine. And I'm like, buddy, it's got no highs, no low. That's why they call it a Bose But he's just like he's enjoying it Yeah So That is so like To fucking like

I love this self-aggrandizement of all of the Like all of them They have some like insane Like inferiority complex And just with the stuff that they're self-congratulatory about Like whether it is like Oh guess who lost $100,000 And completely does not have a gambling addiction

Or just like I can tell that some sounds are better than others. Like a fucking top. Like there is just, I don't know, I don't know the average age of the people here. Sometimes like people will,

people you think online who are like, boomers are like people, you know, you're like, they're your age. They were, there's 20 year old morons. I mean,

I think it's like, for Vegas runs the gamut. It runs a gamut, but I do feel like this is, specifically like there is a type of self-congratulatory bullshit that like you know people who are 50 plus do that is so funny and so hard for any other generation to replicate that is I would I feel like like I would you know very vagus here I would lay down a parley on the birthdays of every member of this for every post that we've read from I would go from like 195 to latest 1970 I agree. It's going to get weird. It's going to get weirder.

But I agree that these come across as older people complaints. Well, this one you're going to love. This is for the Mike Hammer Comedy Magic Show at the Four Queens Hotel in Las Vegas. So it is a comedy magic show. Oh, I love comedy magicians. I don't like it when they make fun of magic. Well, now this guy goes pure audience humiliation. Very sad.

Oh, no. Warning. I'm sure there are a lot. of good ratings here to help but that's for people who aren't rating who don't mind this type of crowd humiliating humor however this is seriously no joke i think you should leave sketch about that where the guy gets like humiliated by a magician or whatever well this guy did this guy had the same problem because this is seriously no joke if you don't like being humiliated or watching others be seriously humiliated in a crowd that do not go then do not go to this show mike's comedy is like a bully in

high school. He finds people in the audience and he calls him out. For example, he might call you old, mentally slow, or whatever he finds to make fun of. Even the spelling or sound of someone's name or whatever, Mike thinks is funny. I noticed several- What's he supposed to make fun? Like, is he supposed to go through your tax returns? Guys, deductions, you fucking idiot. It's like your name is spelled weird. Like, oh, Mark with a C? Yeah, I usually spell it. I mean, that's some comedy-ass shit, though, like, oh, well, hey, why don't we ask Mark with a C about that? I know, no, like, I'm sure this thing sucks, but it's just like, again, it is, it is like the lowest, most basic level of crowdwork.

Yeah, yeah. This guy is like, he's trying to make it sound like the writings of an early abolitionist. Yeah. He's like, if you don't like seeing the humiliation of the human spirit. it like me. And the guy's just like, nice, nice hat,

dickhead, where'd you get that? Hey, do they sell that? They sell that shirt, uh, they got a men's version of that shirt, sir,

you know, and it's probably what it is. Yeah. Because, uh, I noticed several people including myself who were not laughing. Instead,

we were frowning. Oh, no. The frowning. That's the opposite of laugh for. Do you imagine you look at you look out you see 55 year old guys in the audience frowning at you that would have the opposite effect on me i would immediately like i am beaming ear to ear once there's you a bunch of these guys

like a bunch of uh jack's caliphany looking at his frowning at me it would be like oh man this is only getting better for me we're killing tonight so can i just say i just pulled up on my camera instagram and it just i'm watching it has the subtitles on and he and he said to a guy uh hey where do you come from the front of a cereal box so this is I think you guys need to you need to take it back because this

is this is not kind this is not I think the guy's name is Tony the guy's name is Tony yeah Tony the Tiger I just I just I don't like entertainers like this guy and the people he like don't you think like that Chut the Builder

guy is clearly inspired by my hammer you're disrespecting people and like provoking them. Yeah. It's kind of like, I kind of hope they both go to prison. Yeah. Like,

that's just not okay. He goes, I noticed several, oh, he goes, Mike should seriously consider advertising his show saying, I'll be roasting the audience or something to let people know that he humiliates everyone in the audience.

I can't imagine. I wonder what he said to this guy. I would love to know. Yeah. I can't imagine someone in the audience who's struggling with insecurity issues already and then having the entire crowd laugh at him. You should have a short film about that, sir. The whole, the thing about those comedy shows, too, is unless they've got like the camera,

nobody in the crowd can see the person that he's talking about. No, they're just laughing at the little joke. They're just laughing at the, they're there and they're all together and they're all like, it's not like a real, the, listen, I've seen comedians who are like real dickhead, you know, like Ben Bankis level. comics who are just like they're really going to stick on somebody and just be like really try to like you know but for them this is clearly just a guy who yeah is doing basic yeah no light roasting crowd work and this person thought he was just going to see a magic show basically he goes Mike's a

comedian who makes fun of people in the crowd in order to get a laugh from everyone in the crowd very sad I prefer comedians who don't have to make fun of people this type of comedy is very old school It's not really something that very good comedians are doing now. Excuse me, Tony Hinchcliff called. A thing called Kill Tony? Yeah, come on. This time, he goes, if Mike's show was only a magic show and no comedy, then I would give Mike a high rating.

However, I brought my elder father to the show, who I had not seen from years. Where'd you come from the Civil War, sir? Hey I like that I like I like I

Like elder father Like That's like a higher ranking father Than your regular dad Yes my elder father My father He's very old He goes

He goes I wanted to see my father He goes And then I would give Mike a high rate However I brought my elder father To the show Who I had not seen for years And the last thing I wanted to see

Was my father Is that asshole? It's extremely sad that a comedian cannot find better comedy material where they don't humiliate the audience members by calling them old, slow, or stupid. Okay, so I'm gathering what happened here. This guy's like, listen, man, my dad's getting old. He might die soon. I want to reconnect with him and have like a good, nice interaction. Call his dad.

Hey, dad. I know you like magic. Let's go to a magic show. And then Mike Amher's like, who's this old piece of shit? And his dad is just like, what the fuck did you get? get me into and then they continued to drift apart or they didn't reconnect in the way that he wanted to.

I think a lot of people in the crowd were not enjoying the show because they were thinking during the entire show, am I next? And so they were worried they were going to be picked out of the crowd. This is like Eli Vaisal's night. They're talking like they were in a death camp.

It is. A guy can't get up and leave. It's like, well, I can't get up and leave. But they can't because Mike. Yeah, buddy, are you kidding me? Where are you going number one or number two, sir. Did you ever read, you know, Primo Leafy's heroin quote that there's no poetry after Mike Hammer's show on a Tuesday night?

So here's a carrot top review. Oh, I loved Carrot Top when I was younger. Loved Carat Top. Four stars. Carrot is Top. A good opener and crowd warm up. Carrot Top set. Actually, he doesn't spell Carat Top, he says CTs.

Oh, nice. Was great. He got a great pace and delivery. Lots of variety to. Excellent media content and tight cues. Wonderful theater to see the show. Friendly staff. And you can't get in.

You can get seated quick. Would have been five stars, but CT's vocals was too soft in the PA system. Given the firepower of the D&B line array, he should have been much louder and stay on top of audience laughter. This is comedy, not a piano recital of classical music. Punch the vocal, make it hot, and capture the audience. Sounds like somebody's got an audience. background very cool

you click on this profile and Chris from our show the producer yeah punch up the audio come on punch the vocal make it hot

capture the audience that's what carlin v. v. borg Seinfeld did otherwise a great performance

so other than the big three Seinfeld Carlin and Victor Borg who the fuck is Victor Ford. He's a really old.

He's like a really old Vegas comedian. I think. Like pre pre, pre don't know. So like he knew like he knew Ace Rothstein. He's born in 1909. Wow. That is one old ass man.

Yeah. Danish American actor. I hope he never cross paths with my camera. That's sort of like a fucking he would have to go go to versus the erudor situation. He dropped before the. he fell before the towers did in near 2000 unfortunately christ this guy this gives him five star best show ever i've been to Vegas this is the nudiest review i've been to Vegas to see carrot top four times in the past year oh excuse me that's a fan that is a real fucking fan yeah that's that's

wild that is wild every single time the the gallant to the guy who comes every year to lose $100,000. He's responsible for giving carrot top so much money, and he's enjoying every second of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just want to say, I don't know, maybe carrots got a lot of material now, right? Oh, I'm sure.

But I think over the course of a year when he's doing it, he's probably doing a lot of a similar, because it's for tourists, right? So it's like, I think he's probably doing a similar act over and over again. So this guy is just like, oh, my God. He like, no, he pulls out his little pro. And this guy is just like nudging the people beside him like you can't you can't believe what he's going to say about this one. He's mouting the punchlines of the jokes to the person next to him.

You know what I mean? It goes every single time it gets better and better. Absolutely hysterical. Had me laughing out loud the entire show. Oh, really? Yeah, that is good. That's ideal. It's like the world's biggest fan of somebody saying like, oh, had me going crazy at this show.

And you're like, yeah. I know. I highly recommend the meat and greet. He's so personal and friendly. Need more people like carrot top in this world. Best show in Vegas. I agree with that. I mean, listen, he was really, he was like, he came on the Eric Andre's show and was

pretty funny on that. He's obviously like, he's really jacked up now. He's like a cool guy. Yeah. He seems, he seems pretty, he seems pretty cool and like self-aware and like, you know, yeah. He still seems. weird like the steroid thing is crazy yeah i mean listen i mean what you everyone needs a hobby yeah i know and when you're him it's like it is kind of funny thing for him to do he's like carrot top

you know the guy who does the prop comedy with the red hair and then he gets like super juiced up like that's pretty funny in itself it is well this is the last carrot top review but it's five stars just what i expected absolute legend immune to cancel culture and we love it oh wait a second is he doing Does he do cancelable stuff? I don't. This guy's never getting canceled. It's just not going to happen. What if you like went to a carrot talk show and it's like stuff that would get you kicked off compound media?

Yeah. If he's doing like pro-c comedy, but it's like the most racist, homophobic shit. Yeah. Well, hey everyone, this is my oven. We're going to count how many people can finish it. He goes, I love this. Karen, no. Please, Karen, no.

One, everybody leaves like happy and then just one show one time a guy comes in and sees it. That guy that went to Mike Hammer shows up to see it. He's like, I'm blowing the lid off this carrot top. But he goes immune to cancel culture and we love it. Ha ha, ha, the gas handle with the mirror absolutely killed me. Oh, that might be. No, that's a famous one. That's a famous one.

And he goes, Carrot Top was born a legend and we'll die one. Long live C Top. No, he's not going to die. No, he'll never die. He's on steroids.

Yeah. Yeah. So those are some show reviews. That will be a dark day when we lose carrot. When CT. I hope he outloops me. You know he's going to, you know what the funeral is going to have some funny ass fucking shit though.

Do you know what I'm saying? Like, Like, I don't exactly know. Probably depends on how he dies and stuff. But you know he'll have some props ready to go for people to use. So that would be, I would be honored to, like, speak of his funeral,

even though I've never met him. Yeah, but you'd love to me. Why don't you guys get him on the show? You could, well, he doesn't do shows. No,

he doesn't do shows. He doesn't need us. Care of town probably makes like $78 million. Oh, he doesn't need you. No, he definitely doesn't need you. But I think,

I mean, I'm going to try to figure out how to reach out to carrot because maybe he would never do our show. Maybe everyone thinks that though. It's like, you know, it's like a beautiful girl at the bar or whatever. Nobody goes up and talks to her because maybe he's just like everyone's like, well, carrot doesn't never come on the show. But then no one ends up asking him to come on their show. I think that I can't really relate to that because I have the same attitude as a woman who reviewed the Magic Mike show where I actually give the bar a bad review. I go up to a woman Abbey the most beautiful woman in the bar And I do my usual thing Of like not talking to her But obviously projecting my voice So she overhears me

And I just go yeah you know I don't think I'll ever fall in love again It's just not in the cards for me And I'm also a never say never type of guy And if she doesn't look at me I'm like shittiest bar ever I hope the owner dies Here's a guy

This is sad This is semi sad but semi-happy story here. This is a fun night with my wife, R-slash Vegas. Wife randomly says on the walk to Fremont, you know, we never been to a strip club in Vegas before. I kind of laughed it off.

A few hours later, we're leaving Fremont, and I order an Uber to little darlings. Driver goes, you know, they don't serve alcohol there because they're fully nude, right? I'm like, hell yeah. Dude goes, want me to take you somewhere that serves beer? Nope, L-O-L. We get in there and Eminem comes on,

and my wife goes, we gotta get a lap dance to Eminem. Next. This is such a badass power couple. Dude. I've never heard of somebody getting a lap dance to Eminem. It's just not sex music. What if it's like,

what if it's like a song like the way I am or something? Like it really pissed off. I guess I was thinking about that, by the way. Like what song could it be? And I do believe it's, I'm slim shady. Yes, I'm the real.

Or lose yourself. Lose yourself. No. No. That's too, nobody would sully that with a lap dance. It's too, too positive. I'm,

I'm thinking it's just a song this person knows and they heard it. They're like, my name is, oh, we got to get a lap dance. It's just Eminem is not a sex, like, no,

act. No. I mean, he's sexy. He has the darkest black hair you've ever seen. Sexy jet black hair. No, he's a hot guy.

He's got sexy. He's got a natural, natural jet black beard that's, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like completely, I like do and have always taken umbrage on behalf of Eminem. I think I have a worse sense of humor about him than he does. I know that for a fact. Like I think people are way too mean to him.

I think he's like role model. One of the funniest songs ever. He seems like a wonderful. I won't say who this is. But someone who has a family member who. who worked was a nurse at a hospital where Haley, Eminem's daughter, she got like her appendix out or something, some shit like that. Nothing like crazy.

But like they said Eminem did not leave her side and was so nice to literally not just like the fucking like nurses and doctors helped her, but just like all of them on the floor and like took pictures with everyone and like patients. shit and he was just the sweetest guy but also really worried about his daughter who was totally fine but like I just I don't know just every account of him besides that guy he pistol whipped who definitely deserved it. Oh there was the guy

30 years ago like fuck that guy the troop that he should I mean I totally I agree yeah I was going to say Brian the same thing as I heard a story about him that made me think this guy's a good guy he met this guy who was like a military person and the military person said can I have your autograph Eminem

and then Eminem said Only if I can have yours first. Just to be clear, everyone who's listening to this right now is like, we make fun of Eminem a lot on the show. But we make fun of the AI stuff. He's like the most popular AI person on the internet for some reason. And it's like, it's actually crazy. We've just like we figured out that we have actually forgotten what he looks like

because we've seen so many weird AI images of him. There's like one where he's kind of fat and like he looks like Kevin James a little bit. And it's just like I don't even know what his face looks like. There is so much. It's something weird about it where like Eminem fans love fucking AI and there's like a million AI posts about him. It's so weird. It's so weird. You go to Facebook and just look up Eminem and you're like, what the fuck?

Yeah. So he goes, uh, Eminem comes on and my wife goes, we got to get a lap dance Eminem. Next thing, you know, we're doing a couple's lap dance. Honestly, ended up having way more fun than I thought we would. Plus, when we got back to the room, we had a really good time. Anybody else have a Vegas night? They play Connect 4. Anybody else ever have a Vegas night that goes completely off the rails now?

No, I don't think so. That doesn't. I don't think that is. I don't think you're going to find anybody who shares that. Well, the first guy goes. I've never had a night that exciting. Yeah. Ever.

I never paid. I've never paid for a service and then had. exciting sex with my life partner. That's pretty crazy. And I actually think you have a sex addiction. The first comment is a guy. I think you're like David Docovney, buddy. The first comment is a guy that's like,

bro just described every hillbilly couple's trip to Vegas. Yeah. Which is probably very true. Yeah. He goes, the idea of Fremont Street plus a strip club being off a night gone off the rails, L.O.L. And then this guy goes, they also had sex. Maybe you missed the subtle detail.

They had sex. And then this guy goes, this guy, I love this guy. This guy goes, this was a Tuesday night in my college days. Yeah, this was a, you know, very cool. Yeah, very cool. They're all being mean to this guy who is just like, he's like, I was just having the coolest night of my life. Now this guy goes.

He's obviously an old nerd or whatever, right? Like, and this is really cool to him. Give him a break. Like, he doesn't do that kind of stuff. The idea of it is like they're the kind of couple. who would just like go out for a nice dinner or whatever and go back and watch a movie. So this was cool for him. Give him a break.

Yeah. So like I don't, this post, this is like one, maybe the only post you've read to me that has not filled me with hatred. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy seems like a nice little guy. But before I want to get to this because this was my favorite thread. This is the big finish here. And this thread is from Vegas fanatics.com and it's celebrity sightings in Vegas. Let's go.

That is what being in Vegas is really. There are going to be some awesome stories here. I am so excited. Big Mac says, I've had a few over the years. My favorite was iced tea and his wife Coco at Mandalay. Probably four years ago. It was probably 2 a.m.

I was grinding out last minute recovery session before flying home. Playing at the $25 blackjack table and they sit down at the table. We play for a bit and I'm like a moth driven to the flame and keep finding myself staring at her breasts. which are magnificent. I stopped... How old are you, sir? Seventh-grader at the table? Ice stops the game and says to me,

what the fuck are you looking at? And I'm thinking, oh, fuck, here it comes. And he slaps my back and says, they're fucking beautiful,

aren't they? Yeah. That sounds like the ice I know. That sounds like Ice kid. That sounds like the ice. I know. I kind of knew where that was going right away, because ICE has got that kind of sense of humor is a lot of.

Yeah. I love that one. I met, I met him and I was just like staring out his cock the entire time. I mean the same thing's made it. This is Brad Garrett. Brad Garrett's club. He's a comedian.

Oh, I know, of course. I know Brad Garrett. Of course I didn't know he did a. So they met him. This guy goes, went to Brad's club a few years back.

Had a front road table. I think you know what happens to the people in the front. Yeah. Well, I do if you're at the Hammer show. I turned my camera. Yeah. With Mike Hammer opening.

Yeah. Two words. Ego death. he goes I was tortured for an hour and a half Brad felt bad and had one of his guys escorted us to his private room in a club we were like what and he applauded me for being a good sport gave us a club shirt drinks and a bunch of laughs a real truly cool cat I love this is all in all caps Brad Carrott

Brad Garrett feeling like he's like Don Rickles kind of you know he's got a club in Las Vegas and he's like hey send him back to a private room you guys are good sports, you know, like that. I don't know Brad Garrett that. I obviously know him. Most people know him from everybody loves Raymond. He's the brother on everybody loves Raymond. But yeah, he does strike me as that kind

of guy who like, you know, likes that old time Las Vegas vibe. Anyone who owns a club in Las Vegas does I guess, yeah. John Lovitz. I don't actually know if he owns one. He probably does. He probably does. It's so good to knowing like how mild

the roast probably were. Oh, yeah. You work in IT systems? What the hell does that mean? Yeah. Everyone laughs because they're just there together. Yeah. They're like Brad Garrett.

Yeah. This guy goes, we were having a birthday at Kraft Steak at MGM Graham four to five years ago, and we're getting ready to leave when this tall gentleman walked by to our table and said, what, you're leaving already? I instantly recognized Brad Garrett's voice and told him. And Garrett gets around. Brad Garrett is like a. fucking ony

evase haunting the strip. Yeah, he's Bill Murray mode. He's so, he's so big, dude, right? He's like 6-8 or something like that.

He's like insanely tall. He's like Judge Holden. Yeah. I mean, like if he, was good. If he was good. I just,

I just love the idea of like, that's such a, hey, talk to me about everybody loves Raymond moment. Like, you know, he's like,

he hasn't been noticed for a while and whatever. He's like, you know, and he's like, you know, he's stopping people. People aren't stopping him.

Yeah. He's stopping to say like, you guys leaving already? Yeah, that's right. I am Brad Garrett. Every time, every time I like spend a day with Hassan and he gets stopped by like 50 of like the best looking people ever.

And they're like, I love you. Take a picture with me. And it just, I like, have, have fun with the fucking shithead you're with. They don't say that.

That's just how I imagine. This is how I. the next day. I just go to bedside and I'm like, oh, looking for me. Socialist bookstores. Socialist book reading. You're like, I'm going to stop in there real play. Ever heard of me? Hey, you might know me from my voice. So let me talk to you for a little bit and see if you recognize. There's a socialist book reading and Felix walks in and is like, what, it's over already? I've got plenty of stuff to talk about.

You guys leave it already? Oh, yes, this is a recognizable voice. You're correct. It's just too dramatic for me to see his songs like actually famous and I'm like, I just like, I'd worship me in some fucking pussy's asshole. He goes, well, it's my birthday. We have a lot

of celebrating to do. He sat down with us. Wish me a happy birthday. He had some small talk about the comedy club. He was opening soon there at MGM. I'm pretty sure he said that he was a part owner of Craftsteak. fantastic thing for Mr. Garrett to say. Like I actually part owner of this restaurant you're eating. Brad Garrett seems like lonely, a little bit lonely.

Yeah, dude. Brad, Brad, I will, you and me have a similar problem, you know. Brad asking people to say, send that person back to the private room after just, you know, we can talk or whatever. You know, and then just, who's been on TV? This guy was on TV. all. This guy's been on TV, was on TV for like a decade and he has the most recognizable voice. And look.

And he's still. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's still like, I got to talk to some people about how good I am, which, hey, listen. I used to a lot more than I do now, but after live shows, we'd just go out and stand and talk to people just so I could have them say like, oh, show's really great. Like, it wasn't necessarily just that, but that was part of the draw. Yeah.

to people and I gotta say I mean maybe there's some of that but I really I don't think that like when we do a live show I go out and talk to people just because I like to talk to the audience like I just like to talk to them but yeah I like them there's probably a little bit of that where it's just like it does feel good obviously yeah I I don't time I like there's something about like something about like being like you know complimented viscerously in front of like people you know like your family or something

who like you know they've seen you like crap your pants and shit that is so like it's I wouldn't say discordant but it just it makes me feel weird I don't know I don't know I've only had like a few times in my life where I have met someone who like it's not because of a mental illness it's not like the schizophrenic people

people who, uh, that tailed me to several physical locations in the summer of 2024. But, uh, people who like do like fan out. And it feels weird to me because the large part of me is just like, just a fucking like podcast. It's a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a TV show.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I will. I definitely don't feel that way because I'm like such a good person.

That's certainly like not it. Like if like, when. a famous person does it. Like when a musician I like turns out to be a listener or something like that. It's like, yeah, I'm the fucking man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's just something about like, I don't, it's like a strange feeling to, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't dislike it. I'm not Garrett level. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I've mentioned on the podcast before very, quite recently. I stand on the field for the Whitecaps games. Oh, he talks to the players. I talk to the players.

It's good game, boys, good game. Hey, let's get out there. Really good. The one that I get made fun of a lot, and people will never let me live this one. That is when I saw one of the players downtown, like away from the field. And I didn't know. And I was like, hey, you know, Rios, what's up? And then I said to him, we love watching you play out there.

Just the lameest shit you could ever say to someone ever. But yeah, I stand on the field, the thing called the landing. there's like a big group of people, right? It's like everyone's standing right on like pitch side or whatever. And somebody came down, a listener of guys and was like, hey, Chris, Chris. Like, hey, man, I'm like a big fan. Like, I love the show. Thanks so much.

And it, like, God, it did feel really good. Like, everyone was kind of like, you know, everyone could hear it. Yeah. And all of those people, they weren't like my family, but they were like people that I stand with at the game and it like, it did that filled me with that feeling of. That's different. That's different. Like, yeah.

When I am like in like a neutral set, like if I'm in like my buildings elevator or like my gym or someone and someone does that and it's like I'm instantly elevated. Yeah, you're elevated and you're like there's some mystique and people are like you're, I was like, ooh, I'm kind of mysterious to everybody. Yeah, nobody knows what he's talking to before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could be anything.

Yeah, exactly. I could be way more famous than a podcaster. and these people have no idea. They're certainly not noticing the incredibly detailed outline of the head of my penis for much worse. We talked about this on, when we were on Chappo, like a couple, well, earlier today, but like a week or two ago, but we talked about these podcast guys that have like agents who seem to have gone viral once.

And then somebody found them. And they were like, I'd like to represent you. And so now these people have representation. And it's like they're contacting my show to be on my show. I'm like, that is so why? What's the fucking point, Dad Bodvary? Yeah. I know.

Like I've had the, I like check this show email like once a year just because I think it just overpowers. We should really do Spencer hazard pay for that shit because it's like, I'm not literally bagel boss, but like a guy like that will be like, hey, it's like his agent, you know. Yeah, you that you missed, we all missed the boat on, but he's passed away now, right? So it's got a lot of missed a boat on. Yeah, yeah. He was, he actually, um, he went into a officer casino. I was like, I accounted for 27% of your revenue last year.

Well, he was killed. He goes, I'm pretty sure he said that he was part on our craft steak. And that's why I like to check in with folks about the food. He was really pleasant. He said, get your phone. I'm going to have the waiter take our picture. And there it is.

No. No. No. He asked for, wait. That's so bad. That's so bad. Brad Garrett asked for the photo. Yeah.

No. That's so bad. That's so bad. Oh, God. You can't do that. You can never do that. You know what I mean? I can't think of anything more humiliating than me being like, can you

take a, you want to take a picture with us? So can I, I just looked it up and it seems like he is not an owner of Kraft's stage. He lied to those people to try to give an explanation as to why he was talking to them.

Really, really something, man. Really, Brad Garrett had to take shrapnel in the Vegas guys episode. I'm sorry, Brad. I, again as a you know guy who all his famous friends are exponentially more famous than he

I think there's other shit you can get into pal yeah right you don't have to do it you don't have to you don't need that you were Brad Garrett you were on everybody loves Raymond the biggest show in the fucking world he's got to have a he's got to have so much money no he's got to have so much money because the amount of like reruns and stuff like the syndication on

everybody loves Raymond would be crazy But yeah, he was always second fiddle to Ray and he like did some other stuff, but he's definitely not. He's not like famous anymore. So you can get it. It's like he's almost the most susceptible to this type of stuff because he had this incredible amount of fame for a period of time and doesn't really have it anymore and wants to feel that still. And at least Patricia Heaton, like Patricia Heaton obviously not as famous as Ray Romano, but like has like. like a separate acting career in her own right, but also like, it's like a fucking religious fanatic and a Zionist, like, Christian lady.

Yeah. And just like, so she has, she'll go out there and be like, you know, we need to like nuke fucking the West Bank. If you do any type of stem cell research, you are a murderer. Her first political thing was cutting an ad against the concept of stem cell research. I remember that. I remember that. She has like the support of other.

maniacs. He, like, maybe Brad Garrett should get into, like, he should go in, like, the opposite direction and, like, try to start, like, a shining path type thing. Liberal, liberal politics is good for him, because then he could, like, he could do dinners where people pay for plates to come and sit down at the table at him and hear him give his political opinions. I mean, don't have any extreme. All he has to do is just be a guy who's like, we got to elect more Democrats.

Like one of those guys that doesn't have anything strong. And he just gets to sit at a table and people who are, they'll get to go home later on and be like, I was talking about, I was talking about Kamala Harris with, uh, Brad Garrett today at a, at a place.

He's very interesting, very well thought out guy. But I think he just wants to be more of a celebrity or like a Vegas celebrity, like my camera. Yeah. Yeah, he does a lot of voice. He wants to be associated with it.

He does voice work now. It seems like on like Pixar movies. and stuff, but that doesn't help him. So he doesn't need to do this. No, he doesn't need to, but that's, it's not like his Raymond days, right? Where people were probably stopping him on the street all the time being like, hey, Brad, can I get a picture or whatever? Now he asked for the picture.

That's nice. That is not nice. All right. No, that's not. Like, okay, Brian, we both talked about how we have, I don't know if you're like me and you've wasted your life by watching every episode. of a show that I will actually say like impresses me with how shitty it became like I think the dumb horrible choices they made are impressive and kind of brave and it's not even like billions

where it's half shitty and half like genius in how shitty it is at the end um I'm talking about the boys but the boys has like the only reason that there are so many people like me and you who watch all these episodes is because it has like the best cast like ever of like people who were like way too good to be doing some like bullshit ass shows like Jeffrey Dean Morgan fucking Anthony Star. Banji's not a bullshit show. Banji's the best show of all the time. It's the greatest show. Regardless. And all of the actors from the boys, I mean all of them, except for Tomir,

Capone who like we can only guess you know they are like whenever that like uh eric cripke who looks like if northern line was evil is like oh Elon Musk called me gay all that like i always see Jeffrey Dean Morgan being like this is for the win you know but it just like the idea of him being like lived out really like makes me smile and I think that is like the default for a guy who's been out a bunch of bullshit TV shows. Yeah. Any of the heroes of TV,

as it were. Ron Perlman. Ron Perlman is always being like, I want to box Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's such a good old guy thing. It's challenging some of the box for charity. Yeah.

I can't wait for that at that point of my life. Yeah. I mean, that's an opie move for sure. I would box Anthony for charity. But that is Las Vegas, guys. Felix, would you like to plug anything? Uh,

check out, um, Patreon.com slash jumpot traphouse, jump atrop house available, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Um, I am now working, I'm like halfway through season two

of Players Club. It is not taking me as long as MGS, but obviously these are very long games. I am about to record soon. Bloodbourne with Hesse and I think, uh, Once that episode is made, we're going to start putting these out. Very excited for everyone to hear those.

I know that people were eager for this upcoming from Soft Focus season. And just looking to the future, hopefully by the end of this year, I want to do a third season of Players Club that is just a grabback. It is just either games that are not part of a series is long enough to sustain an entire season, or I don't want to talk about the entire series, but things like, you know, I want to talk about Canaan Lynch 2 with Rocky and Serb from Komoda Friendzone. I want to talk about Resident Evil 4 with Will. There's just so many, like, individual things that are not part of a series that I think would be such fun episodes.

And I think it would be so, so much easier to do also. And it really does. As much as I love doing the series, it does become kind of a drag when you have to play 12 of like the same game in a row for, like, When you make up like a thing. The only fucking thing you play, dude, yeah. When you make up a thing and you're like, this is such a funny idea. Now I just have to watch all of the Friedberg and Seltzer disaster movie and meet the, meet the Spartans or whatever. That's great.

Yeah. It ruined Reacher for me because we did the Reacher round table on here, on this page on here. And it was like, it felt like work. I had to watch it. And I was like so. And it made it like unenjoyable to do. So that's why we stopped doing it. So we could just enjoy the greatest show of all-time reacher, you know?

It's such a good show. But like, yeah, no, and it's like I love both the series of games that I've done for this. Or, you know, the one I've done and the one I'm in the middle of. But it really is, there is a reason why I have never played every single from SoftTitle in a row and played nothing but that for like two or three months. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I really do. I'm really excited to do grab bag. there are just so many

I'm obviously excited for this season but it is like we're over half done at this point and I just I really want to talk about odd games like Canaan Lynch 2 that otherwise are the province of some pretty bad video essays.

Yeah, well I watch a lot of video essays too, so I might have seen so. I know, look, there's some great video essays about King and Lynch too also. Don't get me wrong. But, yeah, just look forward to, you know, season two, possibly three this year. I don't know. And we'll get, Felix is back on all the time.

We'll get you back on all the time. This is my favorite show to guest on. Because it's stupid. Well, because we get to talk, like, this is actually my first episode of guys where we spent under 45 minutes or under like two minutes talking about Opian Anthony. Yeah. It's because we did chappote today and talked about OPE. Or no man cow. He's, you know what?

He's on one lately. It's very hard to figure out what's going on with him. He recently announced he's coming back to radio and then disappeared again. Does he mean like his body is turning into radio waves? We're hoping it's podcast. We're hoping he's bringing his podcast back where he gets owned by different conservative guys. That's pretty, I like that show. I like that was my favorite show. The Milo one where like even, you know, it's good when Milo is shocked at your tastelessness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Gorka one's the

greatest one of the time. The Sebastian Gorka one is so fantastic. Gorka just fucking owns him so badly and you never see anyone just get big time so hard on their own show. I, his Instagram, Felix, if I can give one suggestion to people, listen, it's got some of the most of whore and post you'll ever see in your life on there. But also in the midst of that, if you're listening, Man Cow's Instagram account is, he did a series for a while where it was just photos of my dead friends. And it was just photos of like, my man. Yeah.

And it's like there's one great video where I, who is it, who is it? Huey Lewis. Huey Lewis where he's like, hey, you mind if I, uh, saddle up here. Yeah, uh, for this picture. Um, and Hewley is like so old. And he's just like, yeah, you came on my show. one time and he's like just trying to insert himself into a photo with Huey Lewis. He has one of the one of my favorite, um, he posts a video driving into Disney that just

says I'm not a Disney adult. Um, he has my favorite Instagram account to follow. He's so weird. He gets weird or weird, but yeah, yeah, that, the Huey Lewis thing was, Hughie Lewis was taking a picture with like one of his friends or something like that and maybe a fan and then man cow's like, mind if I get it on the picture. It's crazy. man.

No! No! Man, he was so scared. Yeah, he's got Garrett. I just want to say, fine, I do want to give a little,

a nice little, nice little thing to finish off with this. That Opie, guess who's back on the Opie podcast yesterday, Brian? Tony Popadog? Tony Popadog, guest hosting on the,

yeah, he's one of our favorite. We believe he's a furry, Felix. We believe he's a furry, but he doesn't, he doesn't understand the concept of what a furry is yet. No one's really told him,

about that, but he definitely, it feels that way. Wouldn't be great if you was a squirrel and you didn't have to do politics? You could just eat nuts all the time. And then later on, he's like, oh, it was really fun. You ever think about how fun it is to be a dog and nap in the sun? And all of his jokes are something about being a dog or a cat or any animal. And I'm like, he might be a furry. We don't know.

Awesome to be one of those guys. And you are like legitimately the thing that everyone talked about, years ago, but no one was. You're an other kin. And you don't know. You just don't even have, he has no idea. And he just, I don't think he's like aware of it and up. So yeah, go go look for Tony Papa Dog, uh, very funny guy. He's almost, you know, he's a little Pete level funny. We'll see all next week. When you, when you said his name, uh, on our show, sorry, just, I thought it was Tony Papa Doc, like the dictator. Yes, it is. It's Papa Dog. We believe. I think. It's Papa dog. It's Papa dog.

But he's always on he is on opi. He never says anything. I think he's nervous of getting fired from the opi show, which I don't think pays anything. I think that's something that goes on is like, Opie will get rid of a guy. You won't, I haven't seen Matt from Gebhardt's in forever. Well, they had a falling out. A listener sent us a thing saying that he was apparently banned from Gebhard. Opie was banned from the bar. We don't know if this is true 100%, but a lot of people sent this in saying that. there's like rumors that he was banned from the bar where he used to record his podcast. Yeah, because he's recording a podcast. Yeah. I love that. That's not allowed. Yeah.

It's, again, um, what is that, uh, Pink Floyd song? Uh, one of your possible pasts. One of my possible futures. And he's a, I'll say this. It's a time square. It's a, it's a, uh, lowering side Manhattan. bar.

Felix doing a show in a bar with the like window open to the street and someone's like, you're on Chapo, trap. Would you like a photo? I said this yesterday, uh, to you, to Chris and the guys in the chat that, uh, I, years ago with street fight, I was like, you know what we ought to do. We had to do a live show once a month at a bar at the same place. Yeah.

Every, every once a month. And the first time we did it, gangbusters. Full place. Fantastic. Then the next time we did it, about half the people showed up. Then the next time we did it, like a half of the half of the people showed up. And it's like you can't because like your people not showing up and then you standing on stage being annoying to the people that are there just to drink coffee?

I want to. Man, I just, so I know that we do actually, and I have to go actually too, but the somebody somebody who is like listened to the show in my YouTube channel or whatever was like, hey, you know, my husband, shut out to them if they're, oh, maybe I shouldn't actually. I shouldn't actually say this. I just realized. I just realized I shouldn't say this because. Well, listeners here, I'll give you a little.

No, I don't mean. I can't say this. I can't say this. No, but I want to say this. I'll give them a little something. One of our listeners did make the t-shirt. If you've ever listened to the bonus episode, we did have a listener that did take one of our suggestions and make a t-shirt.

And it says, I ain't gay, but I would eat a hot dog out of my wife's pussy. Yeah. We're going to wear it to the live show. We're going to sell that. We're going to sell that at our live show. Yeah.

No, we're not. We're not good. We're never going to make that shit. I have to go walk my dog. All right, boys. All right, we'll see y'all next week. Goodbye. Bye.