Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 176 - Ideas Guys with Jon Gabrus

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

This week we had Jon Gabrus from like a million good things on to talk about Ideas Guys, we meet a genius named Tim, what if we had an sge rewinder/fast forwarder? What if you went back to the 19th century and you are the most boring guy on the planet and a toothbrush idea that is seriously stupid  There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow Not Even a Show is back (temporarily) https://www.youtube.com/c/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian and Chris is here. Hi, Chris. You remember you used to do an insult? Not even just like you would have something to do with the guy and you'd have some. That really, you just abandoned that. Stupid Chris is here. Okay.

That one does kind of work this week, right? Yeah. Well, yeah, you're one of these guys. If you're one of these guys, you're stupid. Let's get Gabris on the show. Hi, Gabriel. John Gavris is here. Hi, Brian.

Hi, Chris. Hey, Hello, how are you? This guy comes on. Let me just start this episode out. This guy comes on here with dyed blonde hair. And then I'm like, me and you are the same. I'm having five eyebrow piercings now.

And he's like, I'm not like you. Yeah. This is something I'm dealing with on a regular basis is my dark reflection. And when other people are like, like, you know, a woman will be like, my husband is just like you. Here he is. And it's like he looks like a fucking six foot four gildore for mess. and I'm like, okay. That's why the world sees me.

So when Brian goes like, look, we're the same. I have six eyebrow piercings. I'm like, okay, five, sorry, five. I'm getting a sixth one. I just haven't stopped in. Well, because you know they say five is gay, six is straight. So I did stop in. I got to be clear.

I did stop in for number six. And they were like, you're going to have to wait a little bit. They're like, please, dude. They're like to think about this. Like, you got to, yeah, they're like telling you like, hey, man. you really want to get a sixth one? No, if a piercing shop employee

is bringing up taste to you, you're in a fucking bad spot, dude. He just said, he just said it needs to heal a little bit. What, you're like every two weeks now. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Why? I can't even, I could almost get behind one eyebrow piercing as a guy who's going through his own midlife. crisis but one doesn't look good one didn't look good i didn't like it so then i got a second one on the other side and i was like oh okay that's working for me so then i got another one over here i got the first one at the perfect place key west to a person who i don't think is a piercer

i'm now fucking almost a hundred percent positive that i walked into a tattoo shop and i said do you guys do piercings and a lady was like yeah i guess we could We'll figure it out. Yeah. Just putting a hole in something, right? It was so painful. It was so incredibly painful. And I bled for like...

And then you went, got four more. It was so incredible. None of those hurt because the guy that does those is quick in and out, you know? Yeah. She was like... Thank you, ma'am. Yeah, she's in there fucking around. It's bleeding all over the place.

I'm like, I don't know, man. What happened there? I supported you and I really like, I was a cheerleader for you getting it because you're like, I kind of want to get it. get it, you know, because you're a bald guy, obviously, so you can't do hair stuff. Thank you. So you're like, this is like a nice thing that would make me, you know, like, I've always wanted to do it.

And I was supportive. I was like, do it, man. You don't have a reason not to do it. If you want to, like, go for it. But now I do feel a bit like I sort of unleash this thing on you where you're just going to be one of those people who's just got like Tracy Reardon or is that her name from Comedy Bangman, just piercing all over the face. Yeah, somebody did my knee.

All my nieces, they like, no, they can get a free. piercing out of me now so they're like oh i'd like to get my you should we should get our piercing together like they're all yeah they're all pulling uh pulling because their parents aren't going to pay for them they're like we should go get a piercing together then i'll pay for the piercing they get a piercing you know what i yeah yeah yeah eyebrow piercing and intense uh baseball cap tan line is a fucking hell of a combo for it is the fucking neapolitan ice cream head over here yeah yeah he keeps the hat on most of the time But when it comes off for the first time, it is a shock.

I know. I told you need a sleeping cap like Ebenezer Scrooge or something just so no one has to wake up and see half a golf ball in bed. It rarely comes off really. He sleeps with his hat on. I don't sleep with it on. If I take a nap, I sleep with my hat on. Yeah. I'm like a cowboy.

My hat and shoes. Yeah, I'll pull the hat down. Actually, sometimes I'll do the thing where you like lay the, oh yeah. You lay the hat on your face. You get a little dark. I'm usually wearing a black hat. Today it looked good with my shirt, so I went blue. I'm noticing that as well.

Yeah, you have a good, you have good fashion. We've talked about it. You have good fashion. And eyebrow piercing philosophy. Wait, we do not let, do not let Chris, you can't just throw that under Chris's compliment and pretend like Chris also said. Yeah. That's not fair.

I love that. You have good fashion sense and good eyebrows sense. That's what I heard. All right. Let's get the show started. This week, this week we're talking about something. I've been wanting to do. I couldn't figure out how to do it.

And then I was like, fuck it. It's my show. I can do what the fuck I want. And I said, we're going to do ideas, guys. Because I wanted to do inventors, which is a little hard because people don't want to post their inventions online because some scumbag will steal them. Yeah, of course. But then I also wanted to do like problem solvers, guys that are like, I see a problem. I have to solve that problem.

Yeah. So I was like, that's good. And then I wanted to do invention. Like, so those are the things I wanted to do. So I just lumped them all as business guys too. So I lumped them all in together. Uh, and I found some real weird guys. I mean, some really weird ones because like anybody who knows somebody that has a bunch of ideas.

Yeah, they're your weirdest friend. And they go and they go cross genre. You know what I mean? Like there's goth idea guys. And then there's like old weird boomer idea, idea guys. There's, you know, it's it's it's a multidisciplinary uh coalition idea guys like you're getting in your pull you get to pull from a lot of different freaks like business science and then like the guy who just like did

DMT in his basement is like how come uh Elon doesn't give us each a dollar or something yeah now Brian I assume that we're going to be covering guys who have really good sound ideas yep yeah that's the plan some of these are actually we're are going to be actionable and we're going to do them because they're like such good ideas. I found this guy on Facebook and a group called inventors and inventions. And he, his name's Tim. We're going to read his post throughout the show because he's done several of them. Holy shit.

Well, that's the other thing about idea guys. They rarely have one idea. I know. That's not a blur. Yeah. They're going to make it their whole life where it's just like, okay, I'm going to, like, that's what inventors used to do, right? It's like, I'm going to wake up in the morning.

and I'm just going to rack my brain for like things that we need and how I can help that out. And there are still people who are like trying to do that. But it's like we have most of the stuff now, you know, the things that we need to get through life. And unless you're talking about, you know, even then, like it feels like we've really gotten right near the end of the stuff that we actually need. Oh, then I'm going to go to a different thing first because I think you need to hear this idea somebody had on our slash business ideas. which is an extremely good place. I'm getting it. I got to scroll down so far because I got so many bad ideas.

Oh, fucking, God damn it. Oh, here it is. Okay, this is an idea I came up with. Imagine a future where age isn't fixed, where you can simply choose it. There are advanced pods people can step into design to completely reset a person's age. Inside the pod, you select the age you want to be. For example, an 80-year-old could choose. to become a 30 again.

Whoa. Yeah. That's an interesting choice. That's one that I think I would do. That's like these are really good because these are people who are like, hey, I've got this great idea. It's completely impossible. But can you imagine how cool it would be?

I want to see how down to the brass tacks this guy gets. Like does he start unpacking the tech? That's what I'm curious. Once the process begins, the pod doesn't just change how they look. It fully rewinds their body and mind. So there you go. Do you think it's shaped like a little sports car like those old VHS rewinders from when we were a kid? You get in there and it goes, oh no, I'm six.

I went back too far. Their biology, brain chemistry, physical appearance and even how their brain functions all return to that of a 30 year old. From that point on, they continue to aging naturally from 30. It works the other way too. someone who wants to skip certain stages of life like teenage years could choose to jump ahead. Oh, no, this dude is definitely going to jump a 12 year old to 18. And I do not like this. I do not like this.

I mean, just the idea that this is time travel. We're talking about some sort of time travel, like personal time travel that's happening. But you only travel, you only time travel within your own timeline, but the world stays. the same. So it, like, if you wanted to advance your age six years in a pod, I think you could just do it with like a feeding tube and like oxygen. This sounds like a just stay in a coma for six years. Yeah, this is like a bad like a movie idea. I know that somebody would come up with like early on in their movie ideas. Yeah. And then they it would never get made because like every time you ask one follow up about the logic behind it, it like makes no sense. I love the idea of. I love the idea of no.

this is it would work by rewinding your body yeah your body yeah sorry yeah like now that he says it I'm realizing like like rewinding other things yes that's classic that's how the body works he goes for instance they could enter the pod select age 27 and emerge with both the body and mental state of a 27 year old their thoughts emotional processing and physical condition would all match that age and they would continue living from there in this world age becomes something flexible something you can reset or fast forward right other than something you're stuck with. This is an old guy.

This is an old guy who's afraid of dying like Larry King. This is, yeah. Name one person who's going to use it to fast forward. Yeah. Because it's not like you can fast forward through like wartime. You could only fast forward through your own time. So why would you ever jump ahead? Would you ever, I just can't wait to have pubs or something like that.

When you're a kid, you want to be older maybe at some point. But then that's like a mistake. But you would have to tell you're a parent, Chris. Would you, wouldn't you love to look your kid in the eye and go, do not jump ahead 10 years? Don't jump at, listen, you're going to want to. You're going to want to, but you're going to really, really cherish those teenage years before you became an adult. Yeah, the conversation, you sit down with your kids, you have the birds and the bees talk and then the don't jump ahead talk in the jump ahead machine. Believe me, jumping back is fine.

You'll be able to jump back in the future. You have all of them, like I told my daughter about drugs. Hey, don't do drugs when you're in school. you got the whole rest of your life for drugs. Yeah, that's smart. That's actually good advice. You're like, actually in college, you have way less responsibility than you could imagine.

So when you get there, that's the time to fuck around a little for sure. You get to sleep in. You know, it's kind of easy, like, course load. Like, this is you getting fired from every, like, scared street program. Like, hey, you got to stop telling the kids,

just wait till college to do whippets. This guy goes, and how would that work exactly? Oh, shit there's always one in every room come on man we're having fun here and he replies and goes

I don't know came up with the idea y'all do the work yeah like he's kind of listen he's just he doesn't really think this could be an invention it's just his idea this is a kind of guy I can get behind where he's just like hey man I thought of this really fucking stupid idea can you imagine this

like I know I don't know how it'll happen but can you imagine how cool it would be now I guess when you jump back, so say I'm 44 now, I jump back to 24. I now have my 20, do I have my 20, do I have the last 20 years of memory? And no, I don't think you do. No, I think your brain goes back and you don't. You just have to do it again. And I just step out of there and I'm like, I live in L.A. now and I'm a podcaster and I have no idea what to do. And like, who's this person in my room with me? Like, that's like such a funny thing. Like, you just jumping back 20 years

and coming out and being like, you don't know what the machine is that you just got out of. There's a lot of logic that it gets a little money here. And don't worry, your boy here will be gladly ruining this guy's sci-fi dreams. Here's a good, here's a good, this is Tim, our guy from Facebook. This is a running guy. This guy, he's a runner. Tim is a running guy. So a type of felt or soft plastic tip sleeves that can go on pliers to make them safe or soft to use on delicate things.

I use duct tape on mine. And that's how I thought of this idea for. invention. Maybe other tools can have a similar idea to make the tools safer to use on things. I can see sleeves for knives of sizes might be okay for a package of soft covers for tools seems like a good idea. Well, they'd definitely have sleeves for knives. Well, what, he's talking about, the word is sheath that he's looking for. Yeah. Right. But I think the knife still had, I think in his mind the mife, the knife, the knife chops. The mife. The mife. chops. You know what I'm so happy to make a, I think. I'm so happy to make a, I think, a, I think,

a reel now in like 2020. Yeah, you'll be on the live show. You'll be on the live show in the club. This will be part of the second club compilation. The mife still cuts. The knife is like a moderate knife. It's like a knife that's like sort of sharp. Listen,

this is, then that's a bad idea, I guess, because the key thing about a knife is that it needs to be sharp. Otherwise, it doesn't really have any functionality at all. I guess buttering things,

but you got a different knife for that. I want to use this knife in a soft way, is what you say. It's not just like, I want to store the knife in a sheath. I want to use this knife in a soft way, which doesn't make sense to me at all. That knives sort of don't have a real like scale to them.

They're either sharp or not. Like you can't be like, set my knife to six, you know, but I do like the idea of like what I think he's describing is little socks for tools. Yeah, little cute little soft socks.

So you could like, hey, I've got to use my pliers to get something out here. But it's like, it's something. I'm whole my kids tooth out. I better put the little socks on there. So it's not metal.

For that you would put them. I'm trying to think of when you would want to use pliers, but you don't want them to be so hard and rough. I guess you can turn a hammer into a mallet of sorts with like a thick sock. And then you're less likely to like ding up your sheet rock while nailing something in. But at the same time, probably more difficult to use. Yeah, you just get a hammer and a mallet, I would think.

Yeah, this would save you. Or you put a piece of wood over it. Yeah. Well, here's a new guy from our slash business ideas. He goes, harnessing philanthropy against racists? Mm. Finally. Yeah.

So I've been mulling over an idea in my head. Logically, you'll never stop people from being racist. It made a misdish, but unfortunately it seems like something humans will just keep on doing. But what if you could capitalize on their bigotry to cause they, they themselves wouldn't even support. Like charity organizations, for instance, or something like that. Don't have all the laid out, but you get the gist. I don't.

Well, he's going to. Now, given the political strife of modern America, my idea is selling probably the most well-sold item of modern politics, red hats. But they're spelled in a way that only a racist would find appealing, would spend money on and would likely help people to better identify in public spaces. And his idea is make M-A-K-K-K-E-E. America Great Again. Obviously spelled with 3Ks and he goes curious about comments or inputs on this idea.

I can help you with a little of what he's thinking. Is this posted by S. Hofstetter by any gym? I mean, this guy is like, hey, I think I figured out a way to sell Klan merch. It's like, yes. But he's going to say a portion of the proceeds will go towards like the NAACP to like trick these guys. but he has now equipped a group of people with hats referencing the Kukk's clan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You run into some issues there for sure.

Unless they have like a self-destruct button on them, like you eventually could click something and it blows the heads off like whoever's rocking him. That would be great. I mean, it's such a bad idea that because there was a period, right, where people were wearing the make racist afraid again. Yeah. And then we've, we look at him. You're like, I mean,

mean, you know, from far away. Yeah. I have cool red hats that don't have any sayings on them that are just like from surf shops or like, and I can't, I feel uncomfortable even wearing them. Yeah. If you're wearing any kind of, I think this has been covered by many people, but if you wear a ironic Make America Great Again hat, then everyone who's not like two feet away from you just thinks you're wearing a Make America Great again hat.

It's a really like ill thought out thing. And it's like it really does kind of like you'll see them and you'll just be like, oh, there's someone with a mega hat. And it just kind of gets in your head like, oh, there's more people that are supporting this movement. It's the exact opposite of what you want. Now, I like his idea, like if I can find some positives here, I like his idea. But it's almost like what you really want to do is make Maga hats for $1 less than whatever the going rate for Maga hats on. Yeah, yeah. And then you do not make any profit off of it and you donate it all and reveal it to everyone.

who like eventually buys one. Like, also, like, you could also just at this point take the month, just donate money to a good cause. Like if you don't need to do this

complicated business idea in the middle. Yeah, like people have been doing this. People have done this, right? Where they like, they create a thing and then they take the money

and they like donate it to it. Like they've done this like on Kickstarter and stuff like that where it's just like they pretend to be this mega person or whatever. And then they like trick all of these people into donate. this money and then they send it to like people have tried this before for sure yeah it's semi and then

a guy replies it goes wouldn't you be normalizing racism though which by the way also the hat slogan is the worst idea ever like there are not a lot of people who would be like I want to wear this make kKK yeah they would notice it when they're buying it they would notice is the idea that they're not going to notice that it has the kKK in there ideas that it's also they're buying the red hat so that they can say the KKK part without having to deal with the K. But with being able to wear it to their kids little league game. Yeah. So there is like this like the Maga hat is the fucking hood of the jet.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're already doing that. They're already like, hey, look at me. I'm a racist. Are you a racist? Like, let's all chat with you at the fucking grocery store if you're also a racist. Like that's what they're, they are trying to signal.

Like if you wear a Yankees hat and someone says people, you like if someone says go Yankees to you, You're not confused by that. So you're wearing this hat. You're letting them know the team I root for is the current political party. And that's just like the most humiliating thing. Even I love Bernie Sanders. If he was the, I still wouldn't catch me wearing like a Bernie hat.

No. Yeah. Like that like it just feels like a crazy thing to pretend to be a fan of. Yeah. It is the weird. Because that's the weird thing about the mag of people more than anything is that they're like legit fans of the. president like in a way that's never happened before there was never a time where people well i mean

people liked like ronald regan yeah they weren't like i need a flag with a picture of ronald regan like rambo on yeah and also ronald ragan would say like we can't make that that's rude yeah it's fuck it's fucking nuts like how how weird i know a 60 year old millionaire who had a donald Trump themed 60th birthday party where like his grandkids were taking photos with a cut out and the cake was Trump's head and shit like that I'm like could you imagine like if

it was Batman the guy would deserve to be roasted but like yeah it's like the fact that you choose Trump is like worse for some reason he's an 80 year old man like he's just like an old 80 year old rich guy and you're just like this guy is the coolest guy like I guess I mean I suppose if you're

a fucking what do you like about him yeah what can I think it's probably maybe his like the racism and stuff might be the thing it's honestly what he lets the rest of the government bad actors do is what you really

like because I think if you like Donald Trump as a person still you're broken in some ways so what you really like is like what is being allowed to happen underneath him because he's like a Mr. Magoo type guy and you're like that's what you're pumped about

cool bad policy I mean Joe Rogan One of the most embarrassing clips I've ever seen Is Joe Rogan talking about like Trump is like legit funny It could be like a stand-up comedian One of the 250 Like Joe Rogan actually said that

And ironically that like when he's made that comment Like that's actual funny That has like good timing and stuff like that Like those kind of like I hate to admit But like Trump is funny But of course Joe Rogan thinks he could be a standup Look at the fucking guys that Joe like don't do stand up at his

club. They are all variations on a nearly demented like lunatic psychopath with bad opinions and they only ever need to do one minute before Tony kills him. Oh come on let's knock it any kill Tony. We don't need any kill Tony Slander on here. We're big

supporters of KT around here. We think it's one of the, we love William Montgomery. We think he's one of the top stand-up comedians and yeah, just How about, sorry, I went to R slash swingers to see if they had any ideas. Yeah, let me see if they have any ideas. They only really had one idea.

But this is a new app idea. Hey, can I fuck your wife? This is an app. Random idea. How about we fuck each other's wives? Hey, you know, your wife is like kind of hot. My wife might be hot to you. I got an idea.

Might be hot to you. I can't stand the bitch, but maybe you find her hot. She's not a 10, but she's, to me. I have an app idea and someone needs to invent it. Just let me invest. That's a lot of guys. Swingers can share an Airbnb with anonymous swingers. Of course, you can match up with each other's preferences, couples, meals, and excursions to get to know each other.

If everything goes great, some fun activities at night. If it doesn't go great, it's a long weekend. So this guy's idea is an Airbnb for Swingers where you don't know the people and you stay in the same house together. Well, he's describing a hotel, right? Right. And then you vibe well, but you're in the same house. You can't fucking in the hallway. Yeah, that's a little bit different.

But it is very similar, Gabris. You're right in like a lot of the, there's like Swinger resorts and hotels that we talk about all the time. There's a what's the one called where people design their own rooms, Brian? Oh, Secrets Hideaway. Secrets Hideaway. This is like secrets. I mean, Secrets Hideaway is like that. You're in a fucking close proximity to strangers.

It's an old, for people that don't know, Secrets Hideaway is an old hotel. Motel that some swingers bought. And now they sell the rooms and you get to decorate the room however you want. And then you rent it out and get the money. It's like a consignment shop in a way. And they're all the worst rooms you've ever seen. Some of them are legitimately scary.

And they're all just like the tacking. shit you'll ever see in your life. But yeah, this is not that, it's not a, it's not like, it's basically what these people do all the time. But just, but just having the one on one, that feels like high pressure, right? That feels like, hey, we all know what we're here for. And that's like the uncomfortable shit that you would want to avoid, I would think, if you're a swinger, right?

Where you're like, I'm not feeling your vibe. Well, that's fine. We'll just go off to the, you know, we'll go talk to somebody else and see it. We'll go find a single guy. Hopefully I don't run into you in the kitchen in the morning and making coffee every day. Hopefully we have a different breakfast schedule because the next morning after you're like,

hey, I know that we're like here to fuck each other, but I don't want to fuck you. And then you just run like see them and you're just like hanging out with them. This seems like a bad idea. You have the rest of the, I love the idea of the rest of the weekend with people that decided not to fuck each other.

Yeah. It's like it's they decide on Friday night like, not going to work. And then they're there till Monday. I think about that like when dudes or. I guess everyone does it. Like wealthy people fly someone in to like fuck them for the weekend. And then like Friday night, you're like, oh, God, this was not fun.

Now I got them at my house for 48 hours or whatever. Yeah. I have, I used to hang out with this drug dealer that like was like really high level in the drug dealing business. Oh, fuck. Oh, excuse us. Very cool. Celebrity. Uh, he ended up going to prison, but only for counterfeit money, not the drugs.

Yeah. Uh, and, and I think it was an accident. anyway. You don't have to defend them to us. One time he had to, one time he flew someone in from Arizona that he'd been talking to on the internet and she got there and like within like two hours, she was playing the song Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry over and over again.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. She wouldn't let anybody else control the music and that was the only song. And he had three days left with her. And I was like, Have fun. Yeah. You're terrifying.

I guess Gaborz, if you're like a really rich guy or whatever. You fly them back. You move their plane. Move the flight and come up with some excuse or whatever. Like I had something come up for work. But you're right. Just the idea of like, you just put a bunch of like old chop meat in the toilet and be like, look what happened to me.

Just put like bloody fucking ground beef in the toilet. You show her, like really just scare her out of your fucking. weekend bring her into the bathroom and chill her hey you got to come see yeah i think you should leave i don't feel so good look at what happened in here i have a diarrhea uh so this first person goes this might be the worst idea ever and then another person says can we have a spinoff that just let you know which Airbnbs are best suited for group shenanigans private pool on top of a hill without cameras or like-minded owners, master bedrooms with two king beds, et cetera. Well, I think probably on forums and stuff, they probably have that, right?

Like, I don't think there's an official thing or whatever, and I don't think that Airbnb or whatever could, like, really endorse that. But I'm sure if you go to Swingers' forums and shit, they would talk about, oh, you're going to this area. Here's, like, a good Airbnb or whatever that has a good... Imagine you had... You were an Airbnb renter and you, like, your claim was, we have no cameras.

That is just asking for the sketchy shit to happen. I know. I think having cameras in your house is fucked up and weird, but I'm not an owner or like, you know, so I, I understand I'm different. I don't have a family that I'm like worried about. But like to be an Airbnb person and then have cameras, that's fucking Twitter. But I understand if you don't have the trust to have people in your house, I don't think you should be an Airbnb person. Exactly. Because they, what they do a lot of times, because I read these little things.

We did Airbnb guys. We did. We covered it. and it was the most deranged fucking people you could ever imagine. Well, they count people that come in. Yeah. Right. Because you point out many people.

Yeah. Yeah. They're like, but you only said four people here and five people went into the house and I'm like, oh, sorry. Here's a game this guy invented. Oh,

I like this. Often there's a wish to have a game to get a house party started. Thinking about this, I invented an activity for a smaller house party, four to eight couples or so. The hostess calls or text each one. tells them to choose what color panties they'll wear. Red, white, black, leopard, whatever. Each woman must be unique. Then at the party, each man is given post-its with each color on them. He mingles

with the women, trying to get them to give up their secret, or at least a clue. He then gives every woman a post-it. Obviously, he's going to get most wrong, but he might get one or two right. When the time comes, each woman reveals their color panties she's wearing. It's optional as to whether she'll show them to the crowd, and she gives any email. man that guessed her color right a kiss what do you think any thoughts to make it better so is this now he's saying they say house party or high school party i don't yeah this does that reeks up like it sounds like truth or dare like it sounds this sounds like me in a chat room in 1997 pretending to be like a 35 year old man yeah yeah on the phone sex like when i was 19 yeah what are you doing over there

what kind of panties you got on what do you want me to do that's going on what do you want me to do that That's what I always said. Yeah. I've invented a random house party and it's like super horny and the winner gets a kiss. You're like, what the part? The kiss part of it was very straight. Now, is this in R slash swingers? Yes.

Okay. So this is a swinger party. So it's like you hope the kiss leads to something. But like there's plenty of sex games and stuff. Right. There's like plenty of those games to get this stuff started. Right? They don't need that.

I feel like Magic the Gathering is practically a swing. game at this point based on the amount of poly people I know who play it. I will say idea guys really got a fucking level up in like the last like maybe 15 years ago with the word or invention but more specifically they don't fully understand they use the word app and now recently with AI you can kind of just do like where you could go like they should make an app that does blank and you don't or you're like with AI we should do blank and you don't have to really get from A to B. You can just kind of be like, so yeah, A and then we do AI it and we get to hear where

your panties are revealed to be blue and you get a kiss. And you're like, what the fuck? It's such a weird game. This guy goes, sounds vanilla. Try the game of. Yeah, it sounds vanilla. I'm not. Sir.

Yeah, like this is pathetic. We're talking to Swingers party and it's like we go through all this work to get a kiss from somebody possibly. And like there's a chance you guess them all wrong and you don't even get a kiss. like this is not what swingers are looking for in my yeah like from what i know about swingers i'm not even really looking for a kiss i'm not like god i hope i get a kiss tonight i mean i like i like a kiss i guess whatever but with my wife yeah kissing is fun with my wife but it's it just feels like you're i know it is what he's saying he's saying you're destroyed now uh

What about like the rainbow game where you try to get every girl wears different lipstick and you try to get all the colored rings on your dick. Oh, there we go. It plays my mind that they talked about that on Oprah. That came from like Oprah where they were like, yeah, it's a dick sucking game. I remember hearing about all this shit when I was younger from like parents who heard it from like daytime TV and I'm like, trust me. If I had heard of one person doing this, I would have never forgotten about it. I just remember one day being at like,

and this, my dad's friend is like, you know what the kids are doing these days? They're dipping their erasers in whiteout so that they can huff in class and they just like sniff their eraser or their pencil and the teacher has no idea. And I'm like, dog, we get tubs of white out in school. You can just straight huff it if you want.

Trust me, you don't actually get super high. I tried it all the fucking time when I was a kid. I love those. I did. The one that always gives me is the pass-out game because it's extremely dangerous.

But we did that one. We did do that one. Yeah, we did do that one. That one is one that we definitely did and I remember doing quite a few times. And I, because somebody tells you it'll get you high. It did though.

It kind of did. Like when you wake up, you're kind of out of it in the same way. Like, I don't know if you ever did Salvia. If you ever used Salvia. I've never done Salvia, but I've done Wippets.

I've done the pass-out game. I hate Wippets. I've done choke play. I'm just kidding. I did Wippets with this guy, this guy, Danny, who was like 30 years old when he used to hang out with us when we were growing up. And, uh, one of your younger friends. What? This guy's hanging out with the old guys from around the neighborhood.

He's poor. Oh, okay. I know him. I know. I know porno, John's uncle. He should have just said that. Oh, Danny? Oh, you mean porno Sean's uncle, the guy?

So, yeah, we would go down to, he lived with his grandma, his mom. And we would go down into his room in the basement and do whippets. And I was just like, I don't like these. Can you get any weed, Danny? Yeah. But he could never get weed. And he was such a prick about like, we'd be like, can you get us some booze? And he'd be like, yeah, but you've got to pay me $10.

It's like, if I have fucking $10, I don't be living here. But can I tell you? something about 30-year-old Danny in 1990, whatever, living with his, you know, nephew and mother that he probably was constantly looking for ways to get a little extra cash. So you can't really fault him that much. Like, he probably, like, did he have a job? I don't think so. He hung out at this bar.

Do you think Pornoshaun's uncle who lives with his grandma and hangs out with teenagers has a job? I don't know. Maybe I thought maybe, you know, he would like come in and out of jobs, boss. Yeah, sometimes he'd be like, oh, I'm doing a construction job. Yeah. I mean, when a guy says that a lot of times, he's lying too. And when I'm doing a construction job, they mean like one job.

Like they're going in for a couple of days to help with some manual labor on a construction site. Like, otherwise you say, I work in construction. That's what they're telling their P.O. It's like, I have a, oh, I got a construction job. Don't worry. I'm not buying fucking drugs for teenagers. It's so funny because I just assumed that everybody sort of hung out with a bunch of weird adults and did drugs with them when they were growing up.

I hung out. There was a guy, Mike. Then I used to go to his house and feed his snake and he would get us all fucking high when we were 16. Yeah. Yeah. There was a friend in my friend group whose oldest brother was like eight years older than us. And we would just hang out with, we would be like 16.

They'd all be 24. And we would just be playing asshole. And they would make us cook them pasta and shit. We were like little, they would just, they. This is a game we used to play called Gaylord. And the way Gaylord work was, it was a swimming race. And the loser then had to stand up against the fence, put their hands on the fence, and the winner got to throw a basketball at them.

And a 24-year-old would smoke me in a swimming race, like, over and over again. And he would just rip basketballs at us. And we were like, why is this game called Gaylord? It was just because it was the 90s. Like everything was gay in the 90s. But I was like, in hindsight, I'm like, Those guys were fucking losers. Losers.

Oh, yeah. They would have a girl there and I'd be like, and they'd be like, gay bris, gay boy, get out here. Do the truffle shuffle. And I'd be like, I don't want it. And they're like, get on the dive board and do the truffle shuffle, you fat fuck. And I'd be like, oh, and I have to do the trouble shuffle. And like, the girls would be like, you don't have to. Like, it's like the most humiliating experiences.

That's why I have an indestructible ego, because I was just like bullied. publicly for so long. Now I now I'm a fucking sick lunatic. I just was always like I didn't think you don't think of those guys as losers no till I told you for that age. I had when I had my daughter and she was you know 12 years old which was the first time I did LSD I remember looking at her and being like there is no way this person could handle LSD right now. And like I just did it like three or or four times at that age whenever I can get my hands on it. You know, it's hard to find a drug dealer itself to 12 year olds. Yeah, it's hard.

It's fucking, yeah, they're so fucking precious about the age of itself. I hate these drug dealers with the tiniest of moral codes. Yeah, come on, man. Call me back when you're 13. Give it a. I was just saying, we had the same thing as you, Gabris, where it was like a friend of ours and their older brother who was like six years older or something like that would hang out.

They'd bring a friend sometimes. But we had this recognition. I guess the guys, these guys were like such losers that even at that age were like, oh, these guys are fucking losers, you know, like these guys are definitely not cool. Like one of them ended up murdering somebody, but not in like a cool, not in a cool way, though, you know. See, to us, they were cool. One of the two of the people in the friends groups were twin brother bodybuilders and martial artists. And I was like, these are the coolest guy.

And of course, that's also in hindsight, a loser thing. that. But at that age, that makes you a hero when you're 12 of like, these 19 year old guys lift weights and do karate all the time. Yeah, there was one guy I guess who was their friend. His name was Jay and he would only come around every now and then. And he was like a severe alcoholic, like drug addict guy who was like you could tell had real problems in his life. But one time he beat the shit out of a bunch of guys who like stormed the house to like. And he like kicked the shit out of them and we're like afterwards like that guy's the fuck. fucking coolest guy in the world. He's the coolest guy in the world. He beat up a bunch of teenagers. I kicked the shit out of him. Well, here's a Tim idea from Facebook, our running guy here.

So the internet says the television remote controls could use radio waves to charge the battery. I can't believe your thumb and through Reddit and you read more than just that line. This is not AI. To me, I want to tell you. I can fucking hit myself in the head with a hammer. I can tell you it's not AI because it's in all caps. Oh, no, I'm saying he read the AI. That was what told them on Google when he Googled that.

He just read the AI. He posts the pictures of the Google AI answers underneath it to bolster his case. He goes, however, it would take a long time. Antennas would have to be closer to the source of the radio wave. So I'm thinking of something like a battery power up station that sells the batteries to stores for people to buy. The radio tower could be right now. next to the station. The station could be charging hundreds of thousands of batteries to where it didn't matter how long it would take to charge the batteries. The radio wave tower only uses a certain amount of power to operate it. The battery sales can make up for it. People can bring back their old batteries to the stores to get a refund or to buy already charged new ones. This idea might be okay to prosper. So is he getting any responses from people on these ideas? Sometimes people are like that's science.

scientifically impossible. Yeah. Sir, but he does, he'll get two or three comments, but he does it every day. He's got one every day of the week. Like I have so many more.

That's that inventor mentality where it's like you just need one, right? You just need one to stick. You just need one Reddit post to activate actual scientists to accomplish your idea and then have them share in the wealth with you. Until then, you got to buy more remote control batteries. Well,

Everyone's crazy until they're not, right? Like everyone's crazy until they're not. The remote control batteries, the first line being like, we all know that you can charge a battery battery with a remote control. I'm like, I don't have any, because the ideas are always inscrutable. Like I cannot listen to this one. This one actually I do understand. But it's still, his reasons for using it are absolutely nuts. I've thought of a new backpack idea for larger types of objects.

This backpack would have the normal shoulder straps and a pad for the back of the body. The backpack would be more open, like of only things like ropes and straps and hooks. I can see someone strapping a large shovel or a large furnace filter, for example, to this backpack. Thank you for those examples. I was wondering. To take home with them on a bicycle, for instance. There can be many different versions made, and I really like this idea. I hope it's made.

So an open backpack, basically? So it's like you can put higher things in there. Larger, yeah. Like a shovel or whatever because you don't have to worry about closing the backpack afterwards. No. It would be made of ropes and hooks. Okay. See, I'm a little bit more lost now, I guess.

But I guarantee this exists. Oh, yeah, yeah. Something like this does exist, I'm sure. They're like webbing type backpacks where you just like jam it in there. It's like a big stuff bag more like. Like, yeah, yeah. Here's some guys that really got into it on R slash Ask Reddit. What's the best invention you've ever had this guy?

You've ever had. What's the best invention you've ever had is an insane sentence. A plane? Like, oh, you mean like that I've an idea of an invention I've had? I've never come up with an invention like talking about childhood and stuff. We used to sort of invent game. We'd get stoned and we'd invent new little games like kick a tennis ball at a big. door and then there's a goalie and the big door and there's different rules and stuff.

That's probably the closest I ever had to an invention. Yeah, and they slowly evolve until monster ball is a game now. Yeah, yeah. So I guess that is kind of close to an invention because that's kind of how games started, right? Like you're talking about sports and stuff. No, it isn't. No, I mean basketball was like, what do you mean?

Well, I guess it's it. Yeah, just some fucking guy playing with the peach baskets and James Naismith, the fucking Canadian. He's the logo on the. the NBA. That's Jerry West. Which is the guy that invented Beth? No, it isn't. It's an early basketball player.

He was an executive with the Lakers. I've seen winning time, Chris. Okay. And I wrote a letter to HBO after they canceled winning time because of the way it ruined Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. Yeah, that really broke my heart. That's something I'm embarrassed to say that it bothered me, which it sucks. It sucks.

It does to me too. It makes me sad. He watched a whole documentary about it. No, I did it. I watched a 15-minute YouTube video. You made a three-hour YouTube video, like those guys who have, like, super niche beats in the comedy industry.

You don't even know how much Brian and I watched those videos. I just got done watching an ebb and flow video just now. We watch these things all the time, Gavis. Like, I'll watch one about some person I don't even fucking know. It's like this two-hour documentary about this person. Like, can you imagine the, like, the dark story behind there? And I'm like, I don't even know the story in front of it, but I still get myself invest in it. But the comedy ones are fantastic, the ones where they're just like.

I watched like the like studies of like Joe Rogan and the Austin comedy scene from I think the dude's name was elephant graveyard. Oh, yeah. Elephant graveyard is the best. Elephant graveyard is probably. I watched like a two and a half hour video about that just made me angrier and angrier. He's Canadian as well, Elephant Graveyard. He's fantastic.

That's why we hate him. He's actually, he's actually the best at it. He makes legitimately funny ones. you know, where he's like the things he's, but there's all these really horrible ones where it's just like comedy fucking analytics or something. America Redact. America. Yeah, and it's just like this thing

where it's just like, man, Shane Gillis has had enough of Ari Shafir, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's just parissocial fandom, but it's like, they're reading way too deeply into things where it's like a lot of the time these comedians are just friends and they mess with each other and they say stuff and it's just like,

do you see this look that? Shane Gillis gave after this Ari Shapir comment. Is that any different than the young women who ship like the two guys in a K-pop group to be secretly gay lovers, right? It's exactly the same fucking thing when they're like, look at the way Jai Ho looks at Jai, you know what I mean? And all of a sudden you're like, oh my God, yes. And then you make a fan cam edit of them that makes them seem like a couple.

Now you're just doing that for like Duncan Truzzle. Yeah, you're doing it for those guys, but it's like the opposite because it's all about when they hate each other and it's not ever there's nothing ever positive but you're right it is exactly the same it is like looking at them in the exact same way and I will but I'll I eat it up man I'm just like

holy shit man two bears one cave is fucking finished dude it's like they should have never had Stavros on he made him look so bad Stavros fucking owned it Stavros and Krista Stefano when they co-hosted it really showcased how much the audience hates

Bert and Tom and it's Like, this just shows doing. And Tom are cash in their $1.8 million monthly check. It's like, man, it's not finished. It's not like I get, you think it's worse and maybe it's bad. And I don't watch the podcast or listen to it. But it's like, yeah, there are all these idea that it's just like, yeah, it's over for them. And you look at it and like they're number four on the charts.

This person's idea here is mine was pushing the leftover shower bar soap into the empty soft soap hand washing dispenser and adding water. so it never runs out. Hmm. So hard soap into the soft soap dispenser. Yeah, but then you add water. Okay. Yeah. So this is,

he's calling this his idea. That's his idea, yeah. Not the worst one. Not the worst one that I've heard. I think other people have done it. Oh, then you're going to have to hear what this guy says. Okay.

So you're washing your hands at a bar soap that's been scraped on a ragful of dead skin, body hair and oils and used on your crotch and ass. Not to be such a downer, but I don't think that's so pleasant. I think it's a good, like, listen, soap is pretty cheap, but it's like if you're really, you know, the salad days and you really need to save money,

it's just like, yeah, if you keep, listen, I'll do that sometimes with my liquid soap where I'm just keep adding water to it, you know? Like, I'm like, it's down near the bottom and I'm like, I'll just add some water. It's more like out of laziness and or honestly, you know, my big issue now is the type of soap that I get. I can never get the fucking soap that I want.

I like this fresh cut grass. scent. Oh. And it's, they can never find it anymore. So, yeah, I got to kind of hold on

to the one that I have. How about this idea? Sleeping bag attachment that is a net with a tripod that covers your head while you sleep, avoiding bugs. Yeah, a mosquito net.

A mosquito net. Yeah, but it's a tripod. Tripad. Tripad? It's a tripod. Put it in the, and put that one in,

mark that. You know what? I can drive. 49 minutes. I can flip any time I want because of the the cherry Coke flub or cherries seven up club which i did on a bonus show will only gabris you i'm going to send it to you gabris so that you can you can watch this clip he drink something and he tries to say the word exactly but he's got the what the seven up in his

mouth still and he's like and it's like the scariest fucking demon sound you've ever heard and we were literally talking about demons at the time and it sounded like he was doing a joke but it was just like you zoom in and like the fucking shit's flying up of his mouth all over the microphone. It was insane. Oh, man. It just, this guy, but yeah, so he replies and goes, you do realize that when you put the bar underwater, all the bad stuff, for instance, off, right?

Like, that's also what happens when you use a bar of soap in a shower. All the bad stuff doesn't just stay clean to the soap. The evidence is the soap is smaller than it started. Yep. Got his head. Got it. And then he came back and was like, keep thinking about it. Eventually it'll dawn on you.

This is exactly what you do when you read. use a bar and soap and the shower. Good luck. And then this other guy replies and goes, nice try, Edison. Oh, fellow shit pulling up Tommy E on him. He's a villain. He's a villain in the inventor and idea world because he didn't come up with his ideas.

Like other people did. He stole it from Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas our guy, Tim. Tim. Oh, you want to hear of him? He's coming up with all of his own ideas. These are off the top of his head, like some sort of big station that charges all of the battery.

Yeah, like this one. I thought of a pillowcase that has an extra piece of material sewn on each side that have an opening on one side of them to put one's head under it. Thus keeping the head warmer. I can sew a pillow case. Wait, who wants their head to be warmer? Famously, they sell cooling pillows and stuff because you want to be over there. He wants a fucking hood you could put on when you, like a redact, like a rendition hood. like the CIA throws over you before you go to a black side.

He wants to sew that onto a... Imagine you roll over and your partner's head is inside their pillow. I'd fucking be like, I'm out of here, dog. You can pull your... Presumably, he doesn't want his whole, like, neck and stuff covered. Yeah, no. He wants it right to... I think he wants it right to here.

He wants to get, like, a thing. Like, I picture it a little tighter than a hood. Like, as in, like, it's just... You kind of stick your head up in. It's like... coming over in the front like that and then you're the back of your like you could stand up and walk around with your pillow still on the back of your head yeah well he does end up saying I can sew a pillowcase at home I don't I don't know if this is a good invention to

manufacture I haven't used one before but I think that it might be a good one that's this seems like the easiest like I could bang out the prototype for this which is like just sewing a a hat to a fucking pillow why yeah again why would you want that it's the exact opposite of what everybody wants when they're sleeping. A hotter head. Okay. Now, walk with me here. A hood.

It doesn't go over your full face, but it's a hood with a built-in pillow. And it's for like travel. Like when you're on the plane, it's like, it'll like, you can like kind of lay anywhere with it and not worry about it falling down your lower back or tipping over to the side. Yeah, that's not that bad on it. I mean, they have travel pillows go around your neck, but it's not a full pillow. It's not the same thing. This is just like you can.

This would be like a big winter hat, I guess. as you put on that has like a built-in pillow in the back. But you would still have the hot head issue. But that's a better, your invention, your idea for the invention is better. Like you have a better practical application. I love round two. It's too hot.

Round two has like a weird huge fan that plugs in. And now it's like super loud when you're on the plane. And it's like, everyone's like, what's going? It's like, well, you understand the half part is kind of hot. So I have to. You've created all these issues for yourself. They have those personal air conditioners now.

Have you seen those? Yeah. They don't work. Yeah. That's an invention. I never bought one, but they don't work. There's a new one that they're coming out with that I just saw a news article about it. Apparently it's good.

Tim from Facebook came up with it. From Facebook tweaked it a little bit. It's Sony or something. Back in the lab, Tim. Take this one back to the lab, brother. I think this needs another pass. I have an idea. This is from Quora.

This guy goes, if you were transported to the 19, century what would wait a second sounds like somebody's got to jump ahead and jump back machine that's how that works if you're transported to the 19th century what would you want to invent to make a fortune oh i see like with knowing what you know now yeah but i i love this question because this is a very fun one going back in time now you have to invent like but i don't know how to make anything like it's not like i'm like i made an iphone yeah you've got you Honestly, it would be like barbecue sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be the closest thing I could do would be make, like, make marinera or something. Just give me a bunch of tomatoes. I got you. Yeah, yeah. That, I mean, yeah, because like, you're not going to make a phone. I guess like they already had tables and chairs. Yeah, they had tables, definitely. Those are really old.

I love the idea you're like trying to, Brian's trying to riff of inventions. He's like, okay. You can't do a phone. Table is like that. That's probably already done. Someone smarter than me probably made a table by now. Yeah, I feel like you'd have to, if you had the info before that you were going back and you knew when you were going back, you'd have to do a bit of research to find out, right? Like, what was invented?

You'd have to go to, like, engineering school. Yeah, but like what was invented just after that that was like life changing or whatever? I mean, sliced bread? When was sliced bread? That's famously the delineation of when the best inventions happened. because things are either the greatest thing since sliced bread or not, you know? Yeah, so maybe something like sliced bread. SB is the new BC and AD of our times.

I feel like you'd have to know a bit of information because you're right. You go back and you're just like, all right, we got to get fucking phones, you know, and they're just like, they got no idea what you're talking about. Can we get cable at all? It would be so funny if you go back and you're just like not even in a place, like they don't even speak English where you end up and you're like, I can't even like convey anything. anything to these people?

Who the fuck? I think I was. Yeah, well, if I went back there, I should be able to invent nothing. I couldn't even like cook. You're just like, okay, so you guys got pillows,

right? What if you could fucking stick them on your head? See, this guy has, is even more annoying than that. He goes, honestly, I wouldn't.

I'd wait for others to invent things that I know will be successful and then invest heavily in the product. Oh, that's not what the question is. That is. That is like if you could have any superpower, what would it be? I wouldn't want any.

I would just invest in a group of superheroes. And you're like, that's the most boring fucking answer. If you could play any position on your favorite NFL team, what would you choose? Owner. Okay, you fucking dork. Yeah, no, it's so true. It's like, yeah, it's just a finance guy or whatever, like some fucking zero creativity finance. I couldn't invent a telephone from scratch, but I know that Alexander Graham's,

Graham Bell's invention is going to make an absolute fortune. Time to buy stock in the Bell telephone company and sit back and wait for the cash to roll it. Yeah, well, fuck, fuck Bell. We still got him. We got him around here. I love this guy thinking like that he's going to have a big wallet full of money from like investing. And he's like knocks on Alexander Graham Bell's door and he goes, I know you're about to invent the phone.

I'd like to invest. Hey, you got an idea. because I got a bunch of cash here. And where are you getting the money from exactly to invest in that? I know. You're not saying you have any money. I just was joking about that. But I wonder,

we have Bell Mobility. Like we have the Bell phone company here. There's no way that that goes back to Alexander. They're just using the name. I think it does. I think it does because somebody did ask a really mean question that I didn't cut for the episode where they said, I'll read you the question.

I just wish I would have got the answer because you'd love. it, Chris. It's about Canadians. Oh, I love Canadian stuff. I love to flaunt how I'm a Canadian. I love that. Now's a really good time if you have an American audience to just remind them that you are Canadian because that hits extra hard for us

who I do it every single episode. I make sure to remind everybody that I'm Canadian. Even just in the way that I talk or I'll just I'll say a really exaggerated sorry or something like that. Sorry. Okay, hold on. It's going to take a second because I got to scroll through my

fucking phone. Why didn't I just write this down? Because I was having fun taking pictures of Les Waxner's name on buildings. Is it sad that Canadians think they're better than Americans but they couldn't live a day without American inventions such as the

internet cars, phones, computers, and Quora? Wow. That's really a fun rundown of inventions. We destroyed you guys in inventions. And then this guy goes good day to you moron. By the way, Canadians can use exclusively Japanese versions of all those products and have, like, survived without America.

Oh, yeah. Chinese, they're going to get, like, electric cars up there. Yeah, we're getting the Chinese electric cars. That's a big thing because we don't have such a good relationship with y'all know more. This, I think Bell Canada is actually associated with Alexander Graham Bell. I know. It is. That's crazy.

So, yeah. Well, it's like Tesla is, Elon thinks it's his, but it really belongs to Nico. Nikola Tesla, of course. Yeah, but honestly, Elon's taking it to the next level and innovated and he's made it his own, basically. Wouldn't it be fun? Like, this is so corny to say, I know,

but wouldn't it be fun to just get an opportunity to throw a punch at Elon? Like, he seems like the perfect, like more than almost anyone in politics, I feel like he'd be the funnest guy to just fucking hate to throw a haymaker at, yeah. Somebody punched him, like somebody in the Trump administration punched him, right?

He showed up at that thing with a thing with a black eye or whatever and he actually did get his face punched by somebody yeah i think he's one of the more punchable guys for sure and you would like if he was by himself and you knew he didn't have any security around or anything you could do with no fear because you know that he doesn't know how to fight or throw a punch or do anything like that yeah no i don't think he knows how to move yeah i don't think he could hurt you in any way physically at it's an electric illuminating company yes i'll be your financial backer for your newfangled but where are you getting all of this money from, sir.

I really want to know where this person thinks he's just going to come back wealthy. Yeah, he's, he's got Biff's almanac for like 1800s josting. So he could like, he could bet on the jousting matches. He knows the outcome because they've been, they've been transcribed.

He goes to the Bible and he goes, I bet you Solomon doesn't end up cutting that baby in half or whatever. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. He created, oh, honestly, that's what I would do.

If I went back to the middle ages and I had to invent something, it would be prediction markets. Yes. And those have turned out everything is so good now. Poly Market, is that the Poly Market? Yeah, Coli Market. That's Chris's favorite market. Yeah, of course.

Poly Market's probably a six episode idea for you guys. Poly Market is my favorite. For some reason, even though you're the known, like, sort of sex guy on the show. You have sex with six different people all the time? But you're known to be like a sex guy previously been to orgies, like really into it. I've been to an orgy. and you know that. That was a lie.

What's one problem? I was at a party. Yeah. We covered this two weeks ago with Libby. Good. And we discussed the fact that Libby and I, neither of us have ever been to a party that turned into an orgy or that had an orgy in the same building. You know, so. Me neither, but the Knights of Puppy.

I'm not ruling it out. I'm still chasing that dragon. I just got that blonde air now. I could see him at an orgy. Before I would have never clocked you as an orgy guy. but now I kind of could see you just popping into an ordy like popping out of hey what's going on guys you know like you're not fully involved or whatever just taking like 12 oysters to the dome chinning a miller high life and then bouncing like it smells like dick in here and just leave eating all the food and an orgy while everyone's fucking the food usually is just like granola bars and stuff well that's not true we've covered some swinger clubs where they have some pretty heavy food okay yeah you don't want to eat the the uh the The buffalo chicken pizza, the buffalo chicken pizza at the sex club is probably. Oh, my God.

If I have buffalo chicken pizza today, I can't have sex to like Wednesday. Yeah, that's what we were saying. It just seems like such a, like, maybe it's like, maybe it's mostly being bought by single guys who came there with a fucking dream and, you know, realize. Or the burger in a dream. Realize this ain't working out. I'm not getting my dick wet tonight at all. I might as well have a fucking buffalo chicken pizza or whatever. And then somebody comes in to the single.

room and you've had a buffalo chicken pizza but they're like come on back you have to you have the rumblies and you're sitting there like so full going like oh that was delicious and then someone comes in is like hey i'm your dream girl i need to get turned inside out by you and you're like oh no oh no i'm do it anyway and you ruin the whole sex room because you're farting in there in the playroom yeah was your gluten in that pizza oh This guy asked, what's one problem in your daily life that you wish a mobile app could solve? Or is there an app you've wanted for a long time that doesn't exist? Now, this first idea is not fleshed out at all, but it's a psychotic answer that I had to get on this show.

Letterboxed, but for historical events. So reviews of like, I can't figure it out. Rick hated the Civil War. See, that's what I was trying to think, because I was also like. Like, is this like for when you witness a historical event, you tell people like, it wasn't all it's cracked up to be. Yeah. Yeah, because I guess it's got to be just like from reading about it or whatever. It just, yeah, it seems like a stupid idea that like 40 people would be interested.

Steve ran Azizzi's letterbox so we could see what 9-11 was like. How did you like 9-11, Steve? Oh, fantastic day. It really went well for me. I wish there was an app that could quietly organize all the little things I say I'll do later. Yeah, there is. It's called No. Yeah, there's like a hundred apps for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can literally say like, Siri, remind me later to do blank, which is like my stoner activity of like, I'm constantly going like, hey, Siri, remind me to get my laundry out in 45 minutes. Yeah. Oh, she's listening now. That never works for me. No. This guy goes, should I quit my job for this? idea? A subscription where families are in physical collectible, a subscription where families are in physical

collectible beads for doing real world activities together. Each time the family uploads a photo of an offline activity, which can be kept private on their accounts, for example, playing football, going to museum, hiking, baking, anything away from screens. They get a bead mailed to them and to add to their bracelet. It turns going outside into a game. The more activities completed, the more beads collected. You can partner with brands like Disney or sports leagues for special edition beads and even add a simple leaderboard by city to make it fun and competitive. The whole point is to give kids a tangible incentive to get off screens, spend time doing things in the real world, can also add an album so that the family gets a reminder of the activities done together.

Get over here, nerd. I'm going to beat the shit out of you. This is one of the worst ideas. Yeah, you're going to be actually bullied by your own children. Yeah, this is the dumbest. Like, I get it. Your heart's in the right place. People are on screens too much. You know I believe that. You go to the local shopping mall.

It's like a damn zombie apocalypse movie in there. The screenagers are going out of control. But yeah, his heart's in the right place. But it's really a dumb idea that nobody would like. You could do it on your own, like to your family. Like, I don't think like mailing beads is even financially viable. But like, I do. believe that's not a bad idea to bring like into your house in like an allowance type way kind

of situation like that's a fun pitch but that isn't something i think would be a good business idea no yeah and and beads don't seem like a good right like it's like the kids are like god i got to get me some more beads you know what i mean this isn't marty gras yeah like we're like it's it feels like you need to have something else to incentivize the kids with they're not talking about those beads Chris. How about how about? The titty beads are a totally different thing. I love those.

Those I love. We should go to New Orleans together once. I've been and I hated it, but I would go with you guys. Oh, I fucking loved it. You'll have a drink though. I don't drink so I was just walking around Burbank Street. How many eyebrow piercings can you get in one weekend? During WrestleMania weekend, I was walking around Bourbon Street.

Guys were carrying title belts and like yelling wrestler fucking catchphrases. Your big issue was extreme jealousy when you were there. That's why you didn't have a good time. I've never wanted to own a title belt in my entire life. Do not. That's the attitude of someone who doesn't deserve to be a champion. Yeah, no shit, man. Change your attitude, honestly.

I say, that's my real reason why is like, you know, you got to be a champion to get a title belt. Oh, you have so much respect. You have so much respect for the position. That's why I won't wear a football jersey from my favorite team because that's bullshit. in play. Sorry to shatter Chris and his like the Vancouver Ball Boys or whatever the hell the name of his team is. Excuse me?

The Vancouver Ball Boys are actually called the Vancouver White Caps and they're at top of the Western Conference going into the World Cup actually and I don't I don't wear a jersey though. Like I have an old one but I don't. I go to the game without it. I'm the same way. I don't really time and he says hey boys like my new jersey. No I don't I do talk

to the players. I say hey fellas you know let's get him let's get out there. Let's you know let's uh you guys do that hey what's up white caps it's me chris just wondering if you had a machine you can go back into any age in your body yeah that's like i'm talking to them while they're like while they're running by doing their so basically about what happened is all right you can go forward or you can go back no wait come over here i you're just practicing anyway you don't need you've kicked the ball million times let me tell you you you've got you've got

it all nailed down so hold on here's the thing i charges your remote batteries remotely i stopped talking to them as much but sometimes it's like sometimes it feels like they're like they're kind of bored or whatever and they like kind of look over at you and give you a little like head nod and then like they want to talk to you you you know you said i don't talk to them as much but the reason for that is because a guy recognized you at the game and now you know there's a listener there bouncing around catch you talking to the players patting them on the butt when they walk away and stuff i want to be clear that this listener was sitting up somewhere he came down at like half time well not everybody can afford that that's not what i was saying you piece of shit i feel bad for that guy the way you're calling him poor

on the no i'm just he was very nice and i'm saying is that he could people are always pretty nice yeah oh come on guys i just i just think that he couldn't see if i was talking to the players he wouldn't be able to tell. I have my back to the crowd, right? So the reason, Brian, the real reason I don't talk to the players is because the security card said to us, hey, you got to stop talking to the players. You're not allowed to do that. Which is, by the way, completely reasonable response to that. It's completely complete bullshit because it was, it was to my brother who was just saying, like, hey, let's go. Like, it's just cheering them on. Like you would at a sporting event. And she's just like, you're not allowed to talk to the players. It's like, that's, they know that you want to

to let's go. Yeah, but you know, it wasn't that exactly. It was just like saying their name, you know, just like saying like, yeah, like, you know, just like it was just regular cheering, regular sports cheering, which is totally, totally fine. Hey, Dennis, kick the ball, right? No, I don't say stuff like that. I said, hey, Dennis, kick that fucker. My, the biggest thing I ever said, which he really liked a lot and it was the Thomas

Mueller, legendary, one of the greatest players of all time. I said, uh, I said, hey, we might not even need you out there today, Tom. you might be able to take a break and then he said, I never want to take a break and then he winked at me. So you tell me that that's not one of the coolest things ever. Come on. If anyone who's a footy fan to actually have a conversation with Thomas Miller, it's worth embarrassing yourself over and over and over again for that.

I've got to a million soccer players. I'm getting some severe secondhand embarrassment here. Yeah, thank you, Gaborz. No, favorites, if you really want to hear. It's what I told the player what I saw about in the city and that I said, I just saw like a random player for the white captain. and I said to him, we love watching you play out there.

That was my line to him. And he just didn't even know. He's just like, oh, okay. He's like, are you next on the glory hole or is it me? Here's a guy. Here's a guy with an idea.

I think you guys are going to love, this is a million dollar idea. I'm on board. Restaurant where you get a tag specifically for you, which you scan on your way inside, and you can only enter the restaurant once a week. The restaurant, will serve extremely high quality food and quite expensive.

The restaurant will be high in, but in the middle of a city, to account for only being allowed to enter once a week. Maybe the tag could be an app where you have a profile. You can also collect points according to how much money you spend at the restaurant. The reason for the once a week policy is to make people feel fine about the high cost and make people feel guilty if they don't use their week and let it go to waste. Name? Once a week? Want to go once a week or welcome to once a week?

Well, this is what, this is, this is such a horrendous idea. It's expensive restaurant, but with data tracking. Two things that we just don't want in society anymore. A restaurant not wanting people to come like, yeah, yeah, sorry. Like I know, hey, we got 35 tables open, but you've already been in once this week. So we're going to have to turn your business away. That is just like, that's the opposite of what any restaurant wants. It's one of the stupidest ideas I've ever seen.

Like, truly just a guy who was like sitting down and being like, I want to eat an expensive restaurant once a week. But I don't want to feel bad if I can't go twice a week. Also, that's the real thing too. A fine dining expensive restaurant once a week. Who's this guy? Me? Yeah.

But also, you definitely want to switch up which expensive. If you're going weekly to nice restaurants. You don't want to go to the same one every week. Yeah, you want to eat some different food, some different types of food, right? Like maybe you're like, I'm in the mood for like pasta and they're like, we don't have pasta here. I just don't understand why it would need to be limited in any way. He never explained it, by the way. He sort of did explain it and that it's meant to make you feel like excited about going once a week or something.

I just limit like, oh shit, it's a new week. I can, yeah, maybe once a month, but now you're, fucking over the business. I know once a month is going out of business at one book. I don't like tracking and cookies and all this shit that's happening all the time everywhere. But the idea of a restaurant that keeps all of your preferences and like is like makes you feel like a regular. Oh, that's like that's like that is more like, hey, Mr.

like if they have to track me to say like Mr. Gabris, would you like another crispy logger? You know, like, or like, or are you drinking red wine with your meal tonight? know like if they know like if you could force that fake regular vibe i think that would be the only positive i could find of being tracked at a restaurant and obviously some sort of reward system like oh you spend 500 dollars here this month you get a free dessert or like this is your 10th visit shots on the house or whatever you know i can't get recognized as a regular around here it is i'm a regular at the food court uh japanese uh restaurant i'm a regular that's sad though it's at a mall

It's at a mall food court and they know my order every time. I don't even have to say it. They know that I'm getting that chicken terriacchi, broccoli only, no cabbage, no mushrooms. They're giving me a nice little cup of water along with that without even asking. It's a great feeling. I'm just. Gaborst, that idea that you had is actually good. Like that is an actual good idea for a thing like first time regular where you just like

you're going to a restaurant and you put in all your information. And then they go in and they're just like, hey, John. Like, you know, they'll like it because they get. the data points and that's what they want too and so it's like a mutual mutual thing there but then they know everything they bring you your drink without you asking you know what I mean they like they bring you two diet coax Brian that would be exactly it right you're like this this customer likes two diet coax brought without asking and they would just bring it to you like don't even ask me

sparkling still or filtered you know I just want tap baby you know what I mean maybe maybe maybe you put in as much as you want but you could put in stuff like hey just had a kid and they're just like congratulations mr. Gapis we heard about the Okay, now we're making friends. Call me big dog. Call me big dog. Please call me big. Of course, big dog.

Thank you. Hey, can you please ask me if you can come over and hang out after you get off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ask me if you get like, hey, man, you doing anything after this? I'm off in like 45 minutes. And like, yeah.

All right. Well, now, now I have like the next layer of this restaurant is it tracks your information. You show up alone and it places you at tables with people that they think. think you might get along with or maybe like it's like the four of you all work in entertainment you're like oh weird huh cool like some shit like that and then so you could just roll in alone and like like you you just become cliff or norm or whoever like this is a dream can I say sitting at a table with four people who say they work in entertainment would blow my fucking head off yeah yeah like not I get it but it's like yeah four guys who say they work in entertainment

One of them's like me, a guy with five eyebrow piercing that does a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the unfortunate part is like anybody can really say that they're in entertainment. Yeah, I know. What is, what is entertaining? What isn't? Let's go to a Tim idea. I think this might be his last idea, but it's a really good one because obvious.

Oh, nobody's got two. Oh, nope, this is it. A hook sticker for the back of a guitar. So the player doesn't need a strap for the hook. The hook can work with the belt or just the pants. This idea could get more complex. if the hook and belt. The hook could swivel

and the belt could have multiple rings or other ideas. So you could do like the ZZ Top thing and spin the guitar on the hook in front of you without the strap. The guy that watched

a Zizi top video was like, what an idea. Oh, he does have one more. Here's one more. What is his last idea. Oh, no. I love when a non-gatar player

will have this idea and like all you have to do is say it wants to a guitar player. It's like we, none of us have issues with the strap. The strap is so not a major part of our, problems with being guitar guitarist you can make the strap look really fucking cool too like

here's a guy asking a question the concept is a subscription service where a vetted dish pro comes to your condo two to five times a week to tackle whatever's in your sink for you this is called a cleaning service um this is different than that okay for you you get a perpetually clean kitchen for 19 dollars a week okay but how so how are you paying labor for the pro they get high paying efficient work clustered in one building oh so you would have to cluster this is some like that's actually that's some commune shit that i kind of can get behind like you get everyone in your building to agree to it and every wednesday or you know like every monday wednesday and friday someone comes by and rips through all the dishes in the building that'd be fun i don't have

any dishes in my sink right now though it does have a commune vibes but on the other side of it it's some real like silicon valley tech shit where they're just like oh yeah you Yeah, well, we can pay for it by having them get a lot of people signing up for it. Otherwise, they're going to have to do it for like a small amount of money. But yeah, that would work if you could get your entire. But I mean, they would just get a cleaner, I think, probably. You can get like a for probably just a bit more get like a maid to come in like once a week or something. Yeah, I've never looked into it because I'm a man of the people.

It costs kind of. It's kind of expensive. I've never done it. But we looked into it when like Charlie was first born. and we were just so busy all the time. We looked at having it and it is pretty expensive, at least around here. It's like a couple hundred bucks.

It's pretty expensive around here. And I am a man of the people, so I did hire a house cleaner so that I could, I could, you know, pay a nice young, small business owner money every month to keep them afloat. And I get a clean apartment out of it. And Madiella is amazing. How often does your cleaning person come?

Twice a month. Twice a month is pretty reasonable. Just to do like a deep clean kind of thing like you're not just you're not leaving your shit all over the place for no No, no I'm just not gonna mop my kitchen floor. I'm gonna let it get dirty for 10 to 14 days and then hey let this let's let this house not smell bad that is like a good idea That's the real subscription I would pay for because this house we're constantly figuring we're constantly cleaning a fucking thing yeah every day well I got it I got something that would help with the the smell of your house. Change your diet.

I don't have a bad diet. I mean, you're on the high chus. He's on the high chute kick right now, Gabris. I'm off the high chute. You're off high chuse? Not really. I mean, I still have a bunch. I mean, it's like, no one's ever really off high choose.

I mean, I got a manageable level. I'm California sober when it comes to high chute. I like the sweet and sour ones are the, one of the, I got all those gummies is the problem. Yeah, he bought the creative gummies. I accidentally bought 18 bags of hichu gummies. So I have like 18 bags of hight you gummies. But you can just get rid of those, you know.

I'm no, I'm going to get through them. I promise. Hey, is there a market for a modular toothbrush with replaceable heads for manual users? I've been thinking about a product idea. I wanted honest feedback. We replace entire toothbrushes every few months, but in many cases, the handle is still perfectly fine. What really

The really changes Fuck these people Oh my God These are hard brushes This is where I wish my invention Here's my invention You should be able to see a post online And if a certain amount of people

Click thumbs down on it That person's house gets drone striped I think you Pitched that idea This show is the one that makes me think about it All the time This is the show that makes me think That you should be all to weaponize

Like someone You should be able to make someone's mouse blow up in their hand from like yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what you know which post this is about yeah it's such a funny idea because it it it it's stupid it's so stupid and there is no way to make money doing we're talking about like another two and a half inches of plastic now i i i hate how much single-use plastic we have in as part of our lifestyle i get that not me uh you like you're a fan i know Love it. Well, I love all.

I love that my balls are full of microplastics, which is good. Because when people say, oh, you have like a micro thing going on down there, I could say, yes, microplastics. Yeah, yeah. And that's it. That's it medically. Trust me, okay? Don't make you show you my doctor's note that's saying it's just small, not micro. It's not medically.

Imagine you had to have, I actually carry a card that's like it's actually not a micro dick that I hand to people at the bomb. It's actually small and there's actually like fucking. There's a way of measuring it and it's like actually quantifiable. It's not just like, yeah, it's small. You can't just go around saying that kind of thing. It's small, not a micro. There's totally different things. Yeah.

The category is small. If you say micro, I'm suing you. If you say micro, you're just, yeah, you're being factually. Yeah, you're just being closed minded. We replace entire toothbrushes every few months, but in many cases, the handle still perfectly fine. What really changes is the brushing head and personal preference. So my idea is a modular toothbrush system.

System. What we need. And he's not even referring to like electric toothbrush. His system is just a toothbrush that you replace just one piece of it on. Yeah. Only for the tooth. He's like he's specifically saying like a regular. Because this is a guy.

He's like me, I don't use an electric toothbrush because I think they're silly. I do. Okay. I have both one regular in the shower. I have a regular in the sheets and an electric in the streets. I do not use an electric toothbrush. One cheapness, probably. I'm not going to invest a bunch of money.

Yeah, you hate spending money on stuff. On a toothbrush? Yeah, you like spending the stuff on the, you like spending money on high juice to destroy your teeth, not on a toothbrush to make them fucking healthier. I'm not here to do self-improvement with my money. Yeah, I know. I'm going to go buy a hoodie. Yeah. Which, by the way, haven't bought a hoodie in a long time.

Well, it's summer. I know. I bought some pants. I have somehow convinced Katie that I need clothes. I don't know how it worked. Well, I do need clothes and I was easy to convince because, yeah, I put on weight. I put on enough weight that I was like, oh, I have to buy an extra large shirt now instead of a. Yeah.

So, I mean, I'm hoping to obviously take some of the weight. off but in the meantime I'm like there's only some of my shirts that are large as that I fit into and feel comfortable in now so I actually sticking out no my tummy doesn't stick out it's just that I don't want to get into it but I need the poo they're just too tight they're just too tight I've lost some weight and I kind of need new clothes my budgie smugglers are a little baggy on me now which is a problem yeah that's hey congratulations the summer's upon us you know you're going the other way you yeah you I feel like you're proving yourself but also you you'll wear like you'll wear like You can wear a Hawaiian shirt, I feel like, and you rock it like super, super well.

And like that is like a better. I kind of wish I could do that shit. Because I just, I'm wearing T-shirts all the time, you know? And if you get a T-Cats. How many white-caps T-shirt size extra medium can one man have? Listen, I don't even have white-caps T-shirts at all. Okay. What kind of fan are you?

He's not a real fan. I'm sending you some. He's not a real fan. I wear a brand. I'm not going to say the brand, but I wear a brand of shirts. I'm wearing them right now. They're like not that expensive, but they fit kind of nice on me. me, but I just realized in most...

The penis company. What? It's called the penis company. Yeah, I wear a penis company t-shirts. Yeah, you're not keeping the brand to not give them free promotion. It's because you're kind of weirded out about the name of this business. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, they got big penises on the back and stuff.

But the fit is incredible. It just fits perfect. All right. Well, anyway, this guy goes a durable... So my idea is a modular toothbrush system. A durable, reusable handle, replace a... brush heads, different options like soft medium and hard bristles, easy snap on and twist mechanism for convenience, customization based on user comfort and dental needs, the goals to reduce

way, save money over time, and give users flexibility over buying a completely new toothbrush every time. A lot of electric toothbrushes already use replaceable heads, but I'm thinking of making this concept an affordable and practical for everyday manual. I love that. I'm thinking about making this affordable like what do you mean like how you sir thank you for your service we appreciate you that's totally up to you yeah when i think of the margins of this it's like so what it costs five cents to make the toothbrush head and you can what make four and charge and charge a dollar and make 80 cents for every four but like to get the 3D printing up and running like fuck you dude I'm sorry.

Yeah, this guy sucks. One of these shitheads. But yeah, that's an idea, guys. Gabris, thank you for coming on the show. We love you. And you're one of our best friends. Oh, dude, are you kidding? I'm so excited.

Like, I got, you know, I listen to Chapo every week and I never really know what it's going to be. And when I fire it up and I hear your guy's voices, I'm just so excited. And I'm so pumped to be. Yeah, yeah. Well, of course. I'm glad to repay the favor and ruin your show here. So I appreciate you guys having me on. I love finding out about these guys.

and then I leave and I feel just worse about society in general. But I got to say, thank you for opening my eyes. Tons of good ideas. Oh, guys are out there having ideas all the time. Yeah, Gamer is just like talking shit about this. All of a sudden we see him posting on Instagram about these ideas that he came up with. Tired of buying whole new toothbrushes. I would be the best.

All right. We'll see you all next week. Goodbye. Bye.