Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 186 - Deadpool Guys with Mike Hale

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

This week we talk about our third pool guy, the most famous one, DEADPOOL, our buddy Mike Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks came on to talk about the Merc with the Mouth. We start with an epic riff, what color was Ryan's denim Sand Diego Comic Con suit? What about Justin Baldoni? How does he fit in? Are we all anxious that Deadpool will bring his trademark snark to the very serious Doomsday? To listen to the writers room, Chris's podcast with Bryan, Stefan, Chef Kevin, Mike and Jesse from YKS, go to patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST at twitch.tv/notevenashowand I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian Poole. We have Dead Chris here. Hi, Chris. Hello. I'm so glad. More of a friggin' Captain Marvel type, in my opinion. That's the lady, right?

Well, I mean, it can be a man, too. Oh, yeah, because that is, I know that that's the case with this comic book stuff, right? Is there's like different iterations of all of these characters and there's, It used to be just a fella doing it. Now it's a lady. I hated it when they got ladies in there, man. Come on, dude. Yeah, I mean, come on.

I love to see a lady fly. It's Superman, not superwoman. Oh, I guess there's a superwoman. Supergirl. Superman, not supergirl. It's, well, yeah. I mean, and yeah, I think that there's been women involved in it for a long time. I think.

It's hilarious to imagine a woman flying. Get out of here. Yeah, all the shit would be flying out of her person. Yeah. Her pussy was. and go crazy in the air. You know, I'm just picturing somebody who's like, trying to tell their partner, like, no, no, it's called guys,

but it's not like a misogynistic podcast. And this is the first episode that they tuned into. They know it's going to be dirty because it's Deadpool guys. They've read the description. Yeah. And they know, hey, he can't keep it clean. He's Deadpool. Yeah, and of course you've heard them now.

Mike Hale is here. We're giving you a reprieve this time. We're not doing butt guys. Like I said, I was thinking about doing, but I didn't. But what I wanted to do really. I could have been on for butt guys. Yeah. Hold on, dude.

It was going to be butt guys, but then I was like, you know what I think would be we're be weirder? Leg guys. Like guys that love legs. Yeah. Just like an old timey thing. Yeah. You know, hear a guy saying,

nice legs. I've never heard a guy say that. There was a song, a whole damn song about it, you know? Yeah, it used to be a thing where they would, I feel like it was almost like, hey, we're, I'm happy to just see the legs versus nowadays like people want more. Now you need to see up in it. I need to see a crack. At least a crack. No imagination.

You know what it is? No imagination at all. The imagination. That's what I was. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. The imaginations are totally gone now. And it's like, yeah, you got to see the whole thing.

Speaking of imagination, this was the first thing I found when I started looking for Deadpool stuff. And what I would describe it as big titty Deadpool, this lady has her at San Diego Comic Con. She has a Deadpool costume she made. What her tities are sticking out. Now, are those. Oh, that's right. And she's not wearing the Deadpool head.

She's taking it off. So she's holding it beside her next to her head. Now, I could be crazier. It does, is that a fake? Those don't, they don't look real, but they're real. Well, I mean, let's. No, real is. They don't look real, but they're not real, but they're not like some chest plate.

Yeah, to me, it looks like they look so fake that it looks like a chest plate. It might be the, the, like, makeup she has on there or something like that, but it's, they seem fake. They don't look like even, you know, implants. They look like, like, yeah, like a fake thing that you're wearing. Teenage Brian would have been fucking going crazy right now. yeah to me these ones now these ones don't look good to me because they're they look hard and round they don't look like like a couple of big eggs big dinosaur eggs yeah they look they do look like big dinosaur eggs these friends these like there's i'm not to say that all you know implants

don't look good or whatever but those ones look too fake well one thing we're going to bring up here is that these guys riff Deadpool guys riff well He's a king riffer himself, right? He's king of the riff, yeah. Yeah. The first comment is a guy saying that that's bait, that's bait. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. I always do like to ask, I mean, sort of not doing it lately, but Mike, you have seen the Deadpool movie. Like, what is your? I've not seen the Deadpool movies. Oh, you got to see him, Mike. Oh, he's sometimes he'll talk right to you. Yeah. Which is kind of a cool movie.

I love Ryan Reynolds. I love him in anything he does. I do too. Well, actually, here's the thing. I love him in anything he does, but what he did to Justin Baldoni is just too far. Yeah, I, Deadpool, I hate, I've talked about a lot on this, we've discussed it before. I hate Ryan Reynolds and I hate both. Deadpool. I could not come, I tried to watch Deadpool Wolverine, the like new one. I had watched the other ones and just, just. just like could kind of maybe get past it. Like I find him so annoying his little winks to the camera. I find him very off putting. Yeah.

He was in some advertisement or something. I was just scrolling on something. And like, no, it was for something else, you know, and he was doing his Ryan Reynolds stick. And I was like,

come on, man, just give it a fucking rest. Yeah, give it a rest. You don't have to. Are you like this all the time? Yeah.

How much money do you need is the thing when you see? I find it off putting. I find them really off putting as well. But I tried to watch the Deadpool. versus Wolverine or Deadpool and Wolverine or whatever, I was immediately thrown on, put off by the fact that Brian went and saw it initially and was like, yeah, it was okay.

And I was like, well, if he doesn't even think it was good, because he's a huge Deadpool fan. And I tried to. I turned it on, you know, when it came on to Disney Plus or whatever and was free for streaming, I was like, oh, let me give it a shot.

And I think I lasted six, seven minutes before I was like, I can't do it. It's quite a bit. It's quite a bit. I'll tell you. It opens up with Deadpool killing people and dancing to bye, bye, bye, by, by Insync. Yeah. And you're just watching this thing and you're like, fuck, man, this is going to be pure.

This is going to be uncut Reynolds, man. Yeah. It was uncutred Reynolds. I ducked out. I ducked out early on it. And yeah, I don't really regret it. I don't think. So this, the first guy goes, this is, that's bait.

Next guy replies to him. He goes, what would you call it? Master bait? That's awesome. Then the next guy goes Captain Bate. I'm not sure. Then the next guy says best I can do is corporal. Come on, man.

Then the next guy says commander, lieutenant? It's over, man. I believe lieutenant's below commander. That's not the only thing below commander. He says correct. Bastard commander, below deck. Brian, I feel right now like I did. when I was watching Deadpool,

Wolverine, like, is it going to be so much of this? Am I going to be able to handle this? But there are also, there are also historically great riff killers, which I loved. Those are my favorite, the ones who come in and end it. They say something that everyone's like, all right, pack it up now. Yeah, those are my favorite as well. And then the last guy goes, private parts.

Oh, beautiful. If there was like a way to sort by the last posts And you could only view the ones that nobody wanted to reply to because they were so bad Yeah That would be the bet this guy goes bait makes you think bait thoughts that make you think Thoughts that make you think So they're having a lot of fun with a masturbate Yeah

Yeah I mean guys seeing the that's bait and then seeing an entire riff about masturbating and then saying like bait that makes you bait to jump in on the thread yeah after it's already you know what I mean

it's so long bake yeah that makes you longer guys I'm not sure if you guys have picked up on this but that makes me think of bait like a different kind of bait there's several kinds of bait and one of them has to do with

masturbate so that's crazy this guy goes she has an only fan's account this is to get people to sign up and for her to make money. And then a guy replies and goes, it's kind of sad that if I see a woman posting a cosplay at Reddit, I assume she's just trying to advertise her only fan of nerds. Big respect to the women that cosplay for the love of it though. There's lots of them out there at conventions and whatnot.

And they're just trying to get quick cash from lonely nerds. This guy's just like, yeah, and it's like she barely posts on there anymore and it's mostly just top shots. everybody. This guy goes, this, I absolutely love watching behind the scenes of the costumes on TikTok and Instagram. And then this guy goes, I must have missed the run where Lady Deadpool had her tits hanging out. You sure you weren't thinking a black cat?

That's one of the other characters. That's a comic character. Okay. And she, she, I guess, has her, she has big breasts or whatever, I guess. Well, here's a guy that's funny. Because you know how Deadpool's all fucked up, right? face is all fucked up. His face is all fucked up.

Yeah. That's why he wears the mask. This guy jumps onto the tits hanging out there. He goes, plus they should be withered and puckmark like a hate fucked avocado. Right. Yes, they should. And then this guy goes, like there was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis they go fine without violence. Sorry?

I don't even know what that meant. I'm sure. And then this guy just says more like milk pool than Deadpool. Yeah. Okay. Okay. This person says this is the version of Deadpool from Earth 69. That's funny.

That's my kind of guy right there. On Earth 69, like you have to suck your car to start it or something. You have to jack it off or something. We need to be hired by Marvel. We'll get old Jordan more. See if we can get us hired by Marvel to write the Earth 69 universe. to jack off your car to start it, sir. Yeah.

Talk to Stan Lee or whatever. You have to jack it off. When it comes, it starts up. Yeah, maybe the Hulk, something about the Hulk. The Hulk's penis is the only thing that grows. Yeah, it grows. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny. And he's like, and then he gets his big giant.

His body stays the same. He gets a giant green, vainy penis. I mean, the biggest. as you've ever seen. Like a blimp. Yeah, like a blimp. And then the final guy just goes, holy Chimmy Chongas, Batman.

Oh. That is such an incredibly elderly response. This guy. So the big news lately here for Deadpool news lately is that Ryan Reynolds did show up to San Diego Comic Con. in a denim Deadpool suit. I saw this. This came across my Instagram feed.

I saw him talking to the cast and being like, so is there a chance? And it's like, we already filmed this. And he's like, oh, oh, okay. You know, like he had kind of a funny back and forth with the cast. Did Deadpool be in Doomsday? And they're like, well, we're all right. You know what I mean?

It was very funny. It was very funny. It was very, listen, it was classic Deadpool. as far as I'm concerned. The first guy goes, that's denim Deadpool costume, hence him referring to it as his Canadian tuxedo. Ooh. Oh.

Yeah. This guy goes, a gray denim costume, like some kind of gray jean suit. Now, for you comic nerds. Yes. This takes some knowledge to get. Gene Gray is a character. She was in the X-Men. And she was maybe in the most recent Spider-Man.

Maybe we can't- This recent Spider-Man, I'm sorry for spoiler alert. She's in it. It's not that big of a spoiler on it. I guess it is. They were like, oh my God. They like, I saw it on an opening night or the night before actually, opening night. You love saying that.

Big brag. Yep. He said in the front row. I did. Katie was like I almost, Katie was like I was getting ready to go to the car and just sit until the movie was over. Did when we saw the breadwinner, Jesse made us in the very front row. I was like looking up at.

Yeah. I got to you all the whole time. I think I've just said this before, but I saw Dune 2 when I was in L.A. And it was a weekend, it like came out. So I was like, I got to get tickets to Dune too because I watched Dune on a plane flying in. Yeah. I was in the front row of an IMAX theater for Dume and the seats didn't recline. So I laid, I had to like lay down across several seats to kind of look up and

and then like I moved back a couple rows because there were some empty seats but I was like you can't sell these I mean there's got to be some standard of the seats you know what I mean like does the CEO of the movie theater sit in like really does he ever just like he doesn't watch movies no

probably not yeah you're right can he sit in a front can he sit in one front row and be like maybe we should move that back a few feet like maybe but I guess you're right it's kind of known though that you just don't sit there it's like for the real desperate people but you're right there should be a line yeah i saw a line i saw the machine i saw the machine um in theaters and i similar to

mike i found myself looking up at uh to bert crecher the entire time i was sitting in the back i just admire him a lot as this guy goes but so this guy says a gray denim costume like some kind of gray jean suit and he gets a reply except it's not gray it's two tones of blue denim let me share an image so here's a link to another post and then this guy goes R slash whoosh yeah said the Gene Gray thing he goes

but like a Phoenix frising from the ashes you may yet get the pun oh so that's another reference I know that one as well yeah he goes maybe the maybe the needed to mention Sophie Turner or Fumka Jansen Gene Gray

so now he's just told the guy and then a guy replies and goes, I get the pun, it just doesn't work. It's a blue suit. The other guy replied, another guy replies, it goes, it's a blue on blue suit. There is no pun. It's arguing over the color of the suit. That's awesome. That's awesome.

That dress. Mm-hmm. From way back when. Remember that? I remember the dress. Yeah. I think it was blue for me. Yeah, I remember that white dress.

Oh, wait, what? Excuse me I was talking about the blue dress with cum on it For Monica Lewinsky We were all arguing about how big the cum spot was This guy goes Canadian tuxedo denim pool Does any are part of that two-tone blue-black And look two-tone blue-black and gray

Are people misusing their eyes And then a guy replies What does the color have to do with it? And then he gets a reply from Punisher Chad Uh, uh, such a fucking good name. Punisher.

He's like he's using his name, but he. Punisher Chad might be one of my favorite names. So fun. Oh, you can find me on Reddit. Punisher Chad telling somebody, telling a lady at work that you can find him on Reddit as Punisher Chad.

Uh, Mike, you froze. Yeah, my shit's froze. Look at this guy freezing. The X-Force Deadpools black and gray. What he wore was two shades of blue denim, which is blue.

He also had a Canadian flag patch in denim. It's a play on the Canadian tuxedo, not the X-Force costume. And then this guy, now, this is a big story because, listen, what he did to Justin Baldoni's just not right. I don't know what was it that he did to Justin Baldoni? Well, I wish I could tell you. Who is Justin Baldoni? He's a guy. And we love him.

He's act. He was dating some chick, right? And then, and they got, they got, uh, I don't even know what happened. I don't know what happened either. I don't know what I'll help you. I think I can give you the small, like the, yeah, the least accurate. This is like a huge thing for people who don't have any lives. There's an entire, very active subreddit about this.

Like, it's called it ends with lawsuits and it is active. Oh, yeah. Because of the movie. It ends with us. with us is the movie, right? So that movie comes out, Blake lively's like, it's Justin Baldone. It was disgusting to me, you know?

Yeah, and Blake lively is Ryan Reynolds' wife. Right, Reynolds' wife. Gotcha. Okay. And it's just, she's like, I'm going to file a suit because he was sexually harassed me. He was asking me what I weigh, all kinds of stuff. And, and like all kinds of nasty stuff. Well, Justin Baldone is like, I am fucking do that. I'm going to file a suit against them. And then in Deadpool and Wolverine, there is a character.

named nice pool and he's supposed to be a nice guy like Deadpool but it's Ryan Reynolds was like long hair and he's like saying stuff like oh I'm actually the ultimate male feminist but then doing non-feminist things I see so Justin Baldoni's like I'm suing Ryan Reynolds because I'm nice pool I know I am that's insane that's a self-report that's not a smart that's me I think doing feminist stuff yeah that's not smart to do that I think he's making fun of me Yeah, which is, that's the nutty. I was talking about that. I, you know, I've talked about how, like, I don't talk to my brother-in-law because of stuff I said on a podcast.

And, and, like, there were other people that I had problems with for stuff I said on a podcast, it wasn't even directed towards them. None of it was directed towards him. It was just stuff I was saying. Yeah. And, but they are like, oh, I'm the guy he's talking about, you know? And you're just like, you're not. You're not. I don't even remember what that was.

And I was probably lying. when I said it. You're like, no, I had another friend named Sean who used to collect pornography. I swear. I'm talking about I just was literally only making fun of flat earth stuff. Never mentioned a name or anything, but he believed in flat earth. And he fully believes I was making fun of him the whole time. Well, you kind of were, but not in a direct way.

You were like making fun of flat earth people and you're making fun of people who believe in that and he believes in that. So in a way, you were making fun of him. but that's perfectly normal. But not specifically him as a person. He believed I was making fun. And that kind of shit is so psycho to me. It's like, so you're listening to a fucking, the radio or a podcast and you're like,

this guy's talking about me. That's a crazy thing to believe. Yeah, that's like a real thing. That's like a real thing that like stalkers and stuff are like, no, they're sending messages directly to me. Fuck me. Fuck you. Yo,

yelling at the stereo. You know. That is like the fucking classic the guy on TV was talking to me thing. You know what I mean? This guy goes, I wish someone else was playing Deadpool. The costume looks sick as hell regardless. And then this guy replies it goes,

movies ain't make a wish. Ooh, shit. And then this guy goes, I never said they were, did I? These guys are such. I love these fucking guys.

I do. They're the best. Some of my favorite guys, I'm going to tell you, usually I got about 42 pages of stuff. I have 68 pages of Deadpool stuff. I mean, these guys.

just the idea of that they're like getting in the weeds on everything yeah everything is like picked apart it is really like anti-comedy in that like they can't just they couldn't just let that guy have jean gray you know what i mean it just couldn't let him happen it's blue i don't know what the and by the way when you look at it like it does appear gray like it's kind of you know what i mean it's not like it's very clearly blue. It's like I did definitely see it and you could easily see and think it looks like gray for sure. Literally Gene Gray is in a movie that comes out like a day after that. Yeah.

And it's Deadpool. So Ryan Reynolds slash Deadpool who would be like, oh, I'm going to give him a little cheeky hint. So just let him fucking have it. Don't be like, no, actually it's two tones of blue. So that's why he's wearing it. It's like, come on, man. Then he goes, he goes, I never said that day.

He goes, buddy, you literally started your sentence with a wish. I told you it doesn't work like that. And then this guy goes, hating Ryan Reynolds is so hot right now. Okay. And this guy goes, I have varied and valid multiple reasons for hating Ryan Reynolds. And none of them are due to a PAC mentality. Okay. And this guy goes, list all of them.

I think that it is. every single problem. It's cool to hate Ryan Reynolds, but it is because he's annoying and off-putting, I think. Like that, you know, maybe I'm,

because of what he did to Justin Baldoni. Not because of my friends hate him. Yeah. Yeah. My friends are hating Ryan Reynolds. I feel like I got to fit in with these guys. Yeah, be honest, Mike,

you sort of heard me saying negative things about Ryan Reynolds. And you just thought, oh, you know, maybe I do not like, yeah. It is funny. Like you're in a group chat and you're like the only Ryan Reynolds

fan and they're like, this fucking Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds sucks. You're like, I don't know. And you're like, I guess some of his movies, like, he seemed to be trying to be trying a bit hard. And I mean, I tried to get into his last four movies were that good at all. Yeah, like some of them.

But he's like, he's done some like some good stuff early on, right? Two guys, a girl and a pizza place. Free guy? Free guy? You know I like free guy. You ever see free guy? You know I like free guy. It's the worst movie.

It's the worst movie and I liked it for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. Free guy's one of his, one of the most nostalgia. It like came out at the size. same time as ready player one too which was also that kind of shitty nostalgia bait where it's just like I can't do this I can't I got to stay I can't be involved in this that was in my mushroom's era where and it was a it was kind of good for a mushrooms kind of movie

I felt like but it was in such crap all right PD which we did on the podcast for jessie one you like that one no it sucks RIP has like a 9% rating or something like the prestige movie he did where he was buried underground. Barry. It's called buried. That was his like biggest. I think that was his like, that was the top like of his critical acclaim. I think that's basically the only thing he ever did where people were like, ah, this guy, you know, maybe he can. Mississippi grind. Mississippi grind. Oh, yeah. And Van Wilder.

And Van Wilder. Oh, yeah. Van Wilder is. But Van Wilder, but Van Wilder, he's playing. Ryan Reynolds? No, he's playing Bert Kreischer, thank you very much. Did you know that? Oh, really? No. Yeah, Van Wilder's a movie is based on an article about

Bert Kreisher, the number one party guy in university or whatever. I do remember seeing waiting and being very angry that it was more Reynolds than Dane Cook. That was like, I was like, what the fuck? Dane Cook's supposed to be in this movie. Where the fuck is he? I love Dane Cook.

Yeah. There was a period where I was like, this guy's great. This guy goes 17 hours and they still haven't elaborated. Then this other guy goes, that's a waste of a wish. There's no one better. 17 hours. So he's coming back to the thread checking in on it. Yeah.

Oh, haven't listed a single one. And then this guy goes, Nolan North would be better. I don't know, Nolan North. I know. I know you don't. Not sure. Nobody does. And then this guy goes, we still following mob mentality in 2026?

Oh, shit. We're still doing that? Yeah. Okay. And then this guy goes, no, Ryan's Deadpool, period. Perfect casting. I agree. My favorite thing with these guys are like, and nobody else can play Deadpool.

But I agree that like, but actually, I guess I don't know. I only know Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds? So is Deadpool meant to be annoying in that way and like all his wise cracking and stuff? So I think that it is perfect casting for it. Yeah, it is perfect. The only thing I would change is take off that mask sometime. We want to see you, Ryan. I know.

And by the way, they do, they do more in the, like, the second and definitely the Wolverine one. They take it off quote it. What's his name? Wade, Wade Wilson, right? Wade Barrett. Wade Wilson. No, it's Wade Wilson because I remember there was the Deadpool killer who was a real guy who is named Wade Wilson. And he was this horrible white supremacist killer.

And then they keep, was he successful at killing people? I mean, successful in that he killed some people, but like, yeah. He was always so pissed off. he's like, I was trying to make a name for myself and the name already fucking existed from comic books. I just forgot to check it. This guy goes, so here's a question that's right to the lifts.

Now when people Google my name, they're going to come up with this fucking comic book instead of. Yeah. This comma book. This guy, this is a good riff opportunity. If Deadpool were given a new ability or mutant power, what would you want it to be? Now, for me,

it's obviously flying because I think all superheroes should fly that's just how I feel this person says invisibility but only his body not his clothing so he has to be naked to use it mm-hmm they could be like

he's not even on screen which is cheaper for the production right because he's invisible and they could just have like a naked lady on it and then have Ryan Reynolds going and he's like Like, they're like he's jacking off in the corner of the room. I see.

That would be a good cheap scene there. I wrote it. Hey, if I see that at Deadpool for. Yeah, the come. I guess you could put him in a green or put a stunt guy in a green suit. And have them actually jack off. Watching Avengers Doomsday and then all of a sudden you're, Rihanna.

We will get to a threat about Doomsday. Yeah, you could make, make Deadpool invisible and then you could add him to the film afterwards. and you could just say like, he was over there, he was over there, jacking off. Hey, Deadpool, you over there jacking off? Like somebody can see him,

like one superhero can see him. But they say it from off screen. They say it from off screen because you have to add the ADR or whatever. You know, you have to add it. Honestly, because Doomsday is going to be a very serious movie.

And they could use the levity of a deadpoo. Well, they do have the new Avengers are in it, right? They're funny. Oh, they're funny. Yeah, they fought their trauma. They're funny. Worst movie.

That Thunderbolts movie was the war. I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it. The bad guy at the end was childhood trauma. Yeah. That was really. They went back into their memories and they didn't even fight. They just went back in their memories and was like, oh, my dad, I was mean to my son.

Yeah. That was lame. That was lame. It's very bad. That was lame. Yeah. This guy goes, has a bag on infinite holding or something so he can pull more loony tune stuff out.

Oh, that would be funny. Yep. This guy says sing the brown note instantly makes his enemies crap their pants. Okay. This guy is thinking, this guy's thinking on the right line, though, because it's got to be humor-based,

right? Exactly. And the first comment after that is this is the right answer. Hey, this is obviously the right answer. We need people crapping their pants in the movie. Nobody has ever crapped their pants in a Deadpool movie, though. That is true.

It is an interesting question because you do see all of these superhero fights, you know, and now that we have all the Marvel movies and stuff, you never see them take a bathroom break or anything like that. That's my favorite. Mike, remember when 24 came out and people were like, what are they going to show them taking a crap?

Yeah. And then, you know, they did like 12 seasons of it and it's like, nobody ever did take a crap in that show. I mean, there wasn't a period. Like Jack Bauer could have answered his phone sitting on a toilet. it wouldn't have been because that's all crazy right you don't have to actually you don't have to have a toilet cam where you show the shit coming out or anything coming out but you can we can figure it out if we see a guy's smart enough to know that when we see a guy's sitting on the toilet we know what's going on he's there if he has his pants pulled down he's sitting on the toilet yeah he's obviously taking a shit and if you really want a spoon feed him then maybe have somebody go like hoo-wee we or just one little yeah

Just one. But the way I see it is. Is it 24 shot of comedy at all, right? No comedy. It's one of the serious shows you'll ever see. I'm on my way, Mr. President. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on my way, Mr. President.

I'm just in the middle of taking a clap. Yeah. It's just, you don't even mention it or anything. You're just like, Jack had, I mean, listen, I know, I know we're. having all kinds of action happen but I got a fucking piece. It's still based in reality. It's still and the reality

is that these are yeah these isn't a fantasy show. This is like yeah this is this is set in in the real world but I guess so the idea would be that they're doing all of that when they're because they're not always on camera right? No that because that's how they do it right? They're like

Jack Bowers taking a crap when they're following Chloe exactly you know what I mean like and then Chloe's taking a crap when or call a character on the phone and be like, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm taking a crap. Yeah. Quick text. Are you taking a crap? Something even like that. Even a reference to like, hey, he's like on the phone. He's like on the phone and Jack Bauer's like about to do a bomb. And then he's like, he's like, he's like, which wire should I cut? And the guy's like, I can't believe you're asking me this while

I'm taking a crap. Even a reference to it like like, hey, honey, can you get some more toilet paper or whatever? Oh, I got to go to the store to get some more toilet paper. I used it. it all up wiping my ass after I took a crap. Like just something that lets us know it happens. It adds immersion to the show to me. And it puts the viewer at ease because we know that these guys are regular. Yeah. And it's relatable.

It's relatable. Yep. As well. This guy says he has long sword blades that extend out from his wrists. Okay. You're not getting the idea of it. That's not funny at all. Probably not even going to work.

You know? This guy says nine foot long dong. Okay. okay Chris is like okay yeah if you had that that'd be something I mean that's funny right if he's all of a sudden he's swinging big dong or whatever I don't get Chris back in the theater

yep I've been not been to the theater in a long time but if you told me Deadpool's got a nine footer yeah I'm going opening night this guy says and this is fantastic telepathic but he can only read the audience as mine not the characters in the movies or comics now how is that possible

Lord, shut your ass up. So stupid. They're so stupid ideas. But that's kind of like, I think that he does that shit, right? Where he's like, I know what you're thinking. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what he says.

Ultimate fourth wall break. Example, I bet you wanted me to kill this guy here, but I won't. That's bad. He goes, he gets cut in half, both halves grow back. He can now multiply. Loses a finger. Toss it in a bathtub of jealous. and within a few weeks you got a spare

Deadpool. The jello is just funny of food. You're asking about the jello, that's just a funny food. Bathtub full of jello. You gotta admit that's funny. And maybe when he goes and to grab this thing out of the bathtub, maybe he stops at the toilet and he takes a shit.

Yeah. This guy goes, he gets stronger and various high level powers the longer he stays quiet. Mm-hmm. Ooh. Somebody does not like the whole Deadpool stick. Well, big news

everybody on R slash X-Man. I'm going to show you this. Ryan Reynolds did post this on Instagram the day after the Deadpool stunt. And it says, Ryan Reynolds reveals what color of his Deadpool suit that he wore at San Diego Comic Con is called.

And it's called Gene Gray. Wow. So he, oh my God, if I were that fucking guy who got told off in that thread, I would be feeling on top of the world seeing that. I would link it 150 times. Can you send me that thread?

Brian, can you send me that thread after we're done recording so I can go on there and say, excuse me, did you by chance see the post by Ryan Reynolds on Instagram regarding this? Well, I'm going to have to be one of the commenters

and say that's a fake swatch. It's a fake pantone swatch. It is fake, but it is real in a sense that he was saying Jean Grey. And then I'm going to start a new account and I'm going to say, well, all of them are fake. It's just a made up idea of the name of something. Plus, people see colors all different anyway, so it doesn't really.

So who cares? Could look orange. Do you? You never know. Just arguing with yourself all day. Yeah. Deadpool, spoiling shit, hours before red carpet premier is the most Deadpool thing ever. And then a picture of Ryan Gosling laughing.

like you know what I mean Ryan Gosling oh the Gosling because it's just a it's just a gif a gift this guy goes Ryan Reynolds is one mischievous SOB no wonder he's so good at Deadpool

yeah you imagine being the guy that said Ryan Reynolds is one mischievous SOB who is a top 1% commenter on the Deadpool's Reddit page like that guy what his life is like is Deadpool is Deadpool, like from the X-Men universe?

Yes. Yeah, he is. Okay. Yes. This guy goes, it's 2026. Are we still talking about this stuff? If it's not extremely carefully orchestrated PR, Reynolds didn't just show up in San Diego with a suit he brought from home. There were meetings about this.

Like, he thinks that Ryan Reynolds is just sitting at home coming up with this stuff. Well, he thinks. Yeah, he thinks the other guy thinks that. The other guy thinks that Ryan Reynolds at home, like, oh, I'm crazy. I'm going to do something. crazy. I'm gonna make my own death of dead bulls. I feel like a lot of people probably do think that. They probably do think that these guys come up with like their own ideas and stuff. Yeah. I believe that. I mean, Ryan Reynolds, yeah, he, I would say him more than others even because he's

always doing this type of shit. You know, that's, you know. Yeah. Another one of these types of guys where people are like, he's so smart or whatever. It's like, what he's talking about? He just does anything anybody asks them to do. He's just like how much money. Yes, I'll do it. He came up with a funny prank to prank with the, the royal prince, the Saudi prince. It's a gold helicopter. It's a very funny prank on YouTube right now.

Oh, I got to see this. I watched this new movie, the little bit of it, the one that has all the S&L guys in it. Yeah. Where he plays like an older guy who gets called to,

yeah, it is, I will say, I will say it's by and large unwatchable film with zero redeeming qualities. He goes, there was a budget. An intern made the Instagram story with the Pantone sample.

Don't get me wrong. It's still really cool. But it's no more real than any of the other Marvel movies. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. It is literally one of the coolest things I've ever seen. But let's not kid ourselves. I'll give you this.

They had an intern posted on Instagram. All right. But Ryan came up with all the other stuff. Ryan, I mean, you don't think Ryan like has the fucking, like, way to contact an intern to tell him to post it. Yeah, he's not posting himself, but... And this guy goes, they knew what they were doing. Same as that interviewer that asked Sadie about buying some jeans,

Gray, for example. Still a fun way of going about it without fully spoiling it until tonight, that is. And then this guy goes, and you don't think Ryan Reynolds had any input in this whatsoever? He gets a reply, probably not. He's an actor, not a writer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That to be was like, he didn't write showing up in a denim deadpour.

costume. He just shows up in a denim deadpool costume. This was somebody else. This guy goes, I called it when I saw his gene pool pose. So there you go. He called it. And then this guy goes, the whole thing trying to get virals getting

old. And then this dude goes, don't know why you're getting downvoted. Corporation's trying to make moments has generally been embarrassing as hell. He goes, they're desperate for a viral moment. It equals cheap advertising. And he goes precisely.

Not to mention I'm just kind of sick of Ryan Reynolds, particular version of Deadpool anyways after the third movie. So I'm not particularly excited him to see him continue with the character. And this person goes, oh yes, he needs recasted. And he goes, 100%. I'm of the mind that leaning so heavily into comedy for the character is a dead end. There's only so many times it could be crass before it's worn out. And that happened after about a half hour into Deadpool and Wolverine.

And so this guy is like, we need a new Ryan Reynolds. So he figures he figures he figures the first two movies he was just like, I am loving this. I'm digging this. And then halfway through Deadpool Wolverine, he's like, this is enough. Jimmy Changers, yes. Okay. Yeah.

I get it. I get it, Ryan. Okay. Let's can we bring a little more seriousness to the character now, please? This is a guy who's literally killing people and protecting the world. Yeah, come on. Let's calm down a little bit. But let's check in on some, there's some Deadpool merch on Amazon.

It's very high level amount of it. You have some, don't you? Or you have it? I don't have it anymore. And it wasn't official Marvel merch. It was a bootleg. Bootleg of, it had Deadpool and a marijuana leaf. And it said, just smoke it instead of just do it.

And it was a baby Deadpool smoking a joint. That's awesome. This is a T-shirt you can buy called the periodic table of Deadpool. crossed out awesomeness. It's got a bunch of different pictures of Deadpool. Just a bunch of different versions of Deadpool. That sucks, man. I know.

A guy wearing that around town. I was reading some review. This guy goes, I ordered the shirt last year for myself, but never wore it. It's a five-star review, though. So, I mean, he goes, I never wore it.

And this is such an odd impulse to me, Mike. I don't know if you do this. Chris doesn't drive. But this is, he goes, I never wore it and I decided to put it as a passenger seat cover and it still looks new

and it hasn't faded since I bought it. The softness is like a bedspread soft. Yeah. I don't know what that means. But I do think the impulse of saying like I'm not ever going to wear this shirt. I know what I'll do. I'll put a shirt on my passengers.

That's so weird. I don't know of anybody that does it. I mean, I know people do it. I've seen it. I've seen it, but I've never. Yeah, I've seen, you know, people repurpose old shirts or they'll cut off the design and put it on a jacket or something. Yes. Never seen like a car cover or whatever.

Yeah. Is it meant as a car cover? So they're not using it. No, it's a T-shirt. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying they're meaning it does just like a cover for their seat just to like keep it clean or whatever. I think it's a decoration to them though, mostly. It's mostly a decoration.

And people see it. people walk by your car they see that and they're like this guy's fucking nuts yeah let me i'm actually going to be on the road with this guy this guy's actually seems like yeah maybe i should wait around by his car until he comes back and we could riff for a bit yeah this guy waiting to riff i'm so thirsty for a riff like i gets excited uh here's a here's a review of a action figure of deadpool it's a nice one i'll tell you that hey listen if i had to buy an action figure. This one's got all the stuff you could ever want. It's got a couple of swords,

a couple of guns. Change out your hands there. Yeah, you can make them fists and a knife. I think those are middle fingers, actually. They would never. I think you could, those like the ones you can change out are to him giving the middle finger, I think. That's filthy. I don't like

that. This guy goes, I love this. When you look at reviews of Deadpool stuff, you will often get reviews that are basically in the Deadpool character. sort of thing. And this guy gave it five stars. Deadpool, the Merck with too many opinions.

This Deadpool figures everything you want. And then some. He's got that smug grin like you just made a joke no one asked for, but you laughed anyway. The articulation lets you pose them in mid-sass and mid-blade flurry or mid-seriously, Logan, again. He's ready to break the fourth wall. Swing as katanas are just photo bomb your other figures,

dramatic moments. Plus, he comes with enough accessories to start his own armory. Wolverine better watch out or at least try to keep up. If you're a fan of snark, chaos, and a figure that doesn't take itself too seriously, Deadpool's your guy. I'm a fan of snark and chaos, I would say. Yep. Band action figures.

Yeah. I love, I love snark and I love chaos. Yeah. This is just a book called Deadpool Affirmations on Amazon. book by Rob Cutner and one more. I didn't get the guy. And it's Deadpool Affirmations. Feel Yourself to heal yourself.

And we're not going to read any reviews of this, but we are going to read the description of it. See what you guys think. Deadpool affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick ass and wonder whether you should have asked for Wolverine for advice instead. I know what you're thinking. Why would I take life advice from a mouthy murk in red spandex who treats villains like human pinatas.

Is that what you were thinking? I would. I'm not a Merk, so it's like, yeah. I would be one if they hired me. I tried to get a job as a mercenary years ago. They fucking passed over me for some guy with a Nazi tattoo. Is that? Oh, cramp plat.

That's a plot for reference. Okay. Yeah. He goes, who better to teach you how to live than someone who physically cannot die, except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens. I'm like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular ass. And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self-fine purpose.

Also, Wolverine's busy. Seriously, though, by the book, it has adorable illustrations of yours truly. and I have a chimichanga habit to feed. What's with the chimichong? He loves him. He loves chimichongas. It's funny. It's like a verbal tick.

It's like, it's like, say a funny word or something for this guy. Yeah. Just says it a lot. Well, there is cooking with Deadpool. There is cooking with Deadpool. Oh, nice.

And apparently there's a whole chapter on chimichongas, we'll learn. Hmm. So like a fool, they have dessert, chimichongas too, you know. This is official. This is an officially licensed. This is Marvel. Wow. Yep. Perfect for small children. Get

Junior started early by learning the dues and don'ts of frying and oil. What's the worst that could happen? Besides, kids heal quicker than adults. Make sure they also have the full assortment and knives suggested. Very nice hardcover with thick pages and high print quality. Absolutely

worth it on sale. $17. US. Might be worth it to fans at full price. Minor gripe. No, maple syrup and the ham glaze. Use it instead of honey. But how the fuck did Deadpool miss the opportunity to make us eat more of his native tree sap? Wait a second. Is Deadpool Canadian?

I believe Deadpool is Canadian. Deadpool is Canadian? Because I don't Reynolds is obvious. Well, Deadpool is too these days. These days, I'm going to look up if Deadpool is Deadpool Canadian. It's creative license from Ryan Reynolds.

Then Chris is like, oh, I love Deadpool. Because he was in the same approach. he was in Weapon X, right, with Wolverine and Sabretooth and whatnot. Sure. Oh, yeah, that makes his, because Wolverine is from Canada, right? Wolverine's Canadian, too? Yeah.

Yes, he's canonically Canadian in both Marvel Comics and Films. He's from Regina, Saskatchewan. Wow. Regina, huh? Yeah, I wonder why you picked that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on. Wise ass. This guy says, the Merk with the mouth. has brought Chimmy Changes and dessert. If you love Deadpool and food, get this book. The little snarky commentary from Wade has me chuckling all throughout. And yes, there's an entire section

dedicated to chimneys. I like that one. Chimmy's. I'm picturing this guy cooking. And then he looks down and he sees a bit of commentary. He's like, fuck, he's whiskey.

And he's like, fucking deadful. what are you laughing at it is what are you laughing at in there oh it's crazy it's deadpool is just fucking crazy I love that idea of that guy did get some rotten tomatoes reviews mostly good reviews too because you know a lot of bad reviews are like this language is really something and then you know obviously you're like it's

Deadpool this is for Deadpool one five stars Deadpool's a brilliant, hyper-violent and gleefully perverse take on the comic book genre that holds absolutely nothing back. Ryan Reynolds carries the film with unparalleled charisma and comic timing, making Wade Wilson an instant icon. The action's phenomenal. The fourth wall breaks are genius. And beneath all the crude humor, it actually has a ton of heart, an absolute must-watch. I like picturing that guy taking a very serious sit-down and getting his thoughts together and writing the review. I believe on the first one, people were kind of like, oh, these fourth wall breaks are kind of genius.

You know, like that's how I felt. It's kind of like, yeah, but I think it did wear thin. It's the type of thing that really wears thin very quickly. And by the second movie, I think there was like, even some of the people who liked in the first movie were like, okay, you don't have to keep talking to me. Can I just watch the movie and you do your thing in the movie and we'll just keep the relationship to that. this guy gives it three stars i mean half the movie was so boring and i was so annoyed when it kept rewinding back in time like just show it in the actual time of the event yeah hey run this thing this guy watched pulp fiction and got mad too oh come on you know let's see it in chronological

i do like i do like the narrative i you know it's there's certain things where it works well but I do like it where it's just in order. I do prefer that when I'm watching like a narrative film. Right. This guy goes Deadpool 2016 is an awesome movie. I first started watching it back in 2023 with my mom on regular TV. It was awesome. We give it a 10 out of 10 and a 5 star review.

This movie is not for kids or teens under the age of 17. If you have kids that are 17 and 18, they can watch it. But if you have kids that are 16, 15, 14, 14, 13, 12, 11. 10, 9, they cannot watch it. It's not appropriate. It has inappropriate stuff. It's violent. It's rated R.

I watched this movie on Disney Plus back in 2024 and 2025 and now in 2026. I really like and love this movie. I don't know what Deadpool was until I looked it up. I mean, he's a 16-year-old kid is going to be, it's going to be scarred. But by Deadpool, no doubt about it. Here's Deadpool, too. four stars. I barely know what happened in a movie,

but it was pretty easy to watch. So it must have been okay. Less annoying dialogue, profanity, and gore than the first one, but story pretty convoluted. No weird after feelings, which is a big for me.

No weird after feelings. Yeah, I watched the movie. I didn't have any weird after feelings. I hate when I watch something or, you know, have any kind of read something, look at art,

any kind. and I feel stuff afterwards. That's a nightmare. I would like to feel nothing, actually. I want to forget everything I just saw. What movies scarred this guy? I should go back and look at his reviews. I didn't do that.

I should go back and find out like, he had to have watched a movie that really made him feel weird after. Like, it's got me thinking about my life. Yeah. He saw Eternal Sunshine of the. the spotless mind or something. When I saw that, you saw them breadwinner. Yeah.

When I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I did come home and be like, Katie, we got to talk about this movie. That was very interesting. And I was having the dumbest conversation anybody's ever. This guy goes, but I do love starting your review with, I barely know what happened in the movie. Yeah, but it was pretty easy to watch. Yeah.

I guess he meant that like he, he found it entertaining, I guess. Not that like, you know, I would. Yeah, it was easy to watch it. I just sat down at my couch and I turned it on the TV and then I sat there. It was very simple. Well, I just got quick reviews for Deadpool and Wolverine. Here's a half a star, not even a full star.

Wow. Wow. Terrible film, too much cursing and has blasphemy towards Jesus Christ. Uh-huh. So this guy by have a. I didn't know that had it in it. Yeah, well, he does blaspheme Jesus Christ. So I guess that's a good one.

This guy goes, five stars, I absolutely love how Deadpool roast the complexity of MCU and real life jokes. I see. So because he makes reference to like the multiverse and stuff like that and how it's all complicated, right? Yep. That's what I love about to. I tried lightly if I was in him because doesn't Marvel own the Deadpool franchise? And he's up there bad mouth in a lot. that's a good boy

He talked about Kevin Feigey And Deadpool and Wolverine I was like this fucking guy's got cuts I mean did he you're joking right He didn't actually actually talk about Kevin Feig Jesus Christ I believe if I'm not mistaken The joke is Kevin Feige

I ask Kevin Feige what to put in the movie Or what I could have in the movie And he said just no cocaine And then it shows Deadpool doing cocaine If I remember correctly I might be wrong that might have to Joe Brian Routts that or something. That speaks to what Mike is saying

is that like, I mean, that's, you can't, you're at your job and you're like, I did that in my job, I mean, gone. Your boss tells you, hey, there's one thing you can't do. And then you're like, oh, yeah, no problem, boss. And then you go ahead and do it. And it's like, why? It's like, why even have rules in the first place?

It's called insubordination. There's actual word for it. And it's very much frowned upon. And I think it speaks to how this sort of not, not giving a fuck attitude that, Deadpool has. It's the attitude. It's the attitude I don't like.

I mean, it's like, yeah. You need to show a little bit of respect. You know, you wouldn't even be in this movie if it wasn't for Kevin Feigy. Yeah. You know, he made this universe. Yeah, and he's probably like, he's probably fucking bummed to see it. When he sees the movie, he goes to the movie and watches it. He's probably like, what the fuck?

I literally told him not to and he's done it anyways. He's like, I'm watching this with my family. I look at them and they're looking at me. Like, I tell my wife, I tell my wife before. Yeah. there will not be cocaine use in this. I promised you, I told Deadpool myself. I sat down and had a meeting with Deadpool and said,

do not have it in there. So yes, I can promise you that it won't be in there. And she stands up and says, I'm done fucking you forever. I'm leaving. I'm done. I'm disrespected you. I'm literally done with this.

I can't handle your lies anymore, Kevin. Kevin with his stupid hats on all the time. Like the, he like has really bad hats that look all crumpled up on his head and it's like put on a fucking hat dude yeah come on i mean i don't know i don't know specifically what you're talking about but yeah i'm sorry with you messed up hats i think he just wears some busted hats that are like you're rich man buy a new era you know what i mean new era buy a 47 cleanup you know just just this he doesn't have to be anything crazy

it just looks goofy man he's you know this guy's a fucking CEO right now it seems like he's vamping right now because he's struggling to find these busted hats. Oh, no. There's this bad Avengers hat. I mean, that looks like a new era. Fantastic four hat. That doesn't. I mean, they look busted to me.

Here's a good one. This Avengers hat. Oh, I wonder if Kevin Feige has a Deadpool hat. Doesn't he work at all these places? Doesn't he work? Marvel's Kevin Feigey says Deadpool and Wolverine is just the beginning of more mutants coming to the MCU. So that's good.

That's actually good. Okay. That's good. I'm glad to see that story because it means that him and Deadpool have obviously put the stuff behind them and they've been. Yeah, he has a Deadpool Wolverine hat on in this pick. So hey, you know, they smooth things out. That's cool. He was a bigger man. He was a bigger man. Probably. I think he probably realized like, oh, I had a meeting with Ryan Reynolds about not putting cocaine in the movie. I never brought Deadpool in to talk to him, though. That's really. Yeah, he fucked up. Yeah. And he was just like next time I'll have. to bring Ryan in and then Deadpool after because they're never in the same room with each other.

This guy goes really love the humor of the Deadpool genre, but didn't like the idea of throwing out the fake idea of multiple genders. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, disgusting. I hate that. Let's take a look at this. There's a guy that has a little bit of, uh, this guy has a little bit of nerves. And, and, you know, it's rightfully so.

because it's kind of, it is kind of something to worry about. This is from R slash MCU theories. Is anyone else concerned about Deadpool being in Doomsday? Like, I love Deadpool. And the fourth wall breaks with the talking to the camera

are great and funny, but really only in a Deadpool movie where I'm expecting it. If I were watching Doomsday. So this guy needs to be prepared for it. If somebody breaks the fourth wall and he's not expecting it. Doomsday is going to be an emotional movie for this guy.

Yeah. Yeah. And if Deadpool is. wisecracks in the middle of him sobbing. Well, this is, yes. And that would be a fucking really Deadpool thing to do. You got to really weigh that if you're figy. You know what I mean?

You're like, oh, this is a serious movie, but Deadpool wouldn't be serious. She wouldn't care. I bet your bitch ass is friend right now. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. You would say, yeah, you'd be like, oh, you want me to get you some, you'd hold tissues up to the camera for you and stuff and totally make fun of me.

And yeah, it's true. It's like, and you could ask Deadpool to be in the movie and say like, hey, don't do any fourth wall breaks, but good luck enforcing that. We'd love to see somebody get him to not do that. Yeah. That's Deadpool. But it would be like mischievous Deadpool-like behavior to pop in during Doomsday, even more than in Deadpool. In the movie Deadpool, it's like, oh, you know, he's Deadpool. Everybody's here.

He's the star. You know what I mean? But if you do Doomsday, it's like he's not even supposed to be in this movie according to a thing that happened at the San Diego Comic Con when he wore a jean gray suit. This is actually making me think that he really is going to be in it. And you're right. It's all part of the whole thing to make you think he's not going to be in it. Yeah. That they're setting it up so he can do one of his annoying fourth wall breaks at a time in the movie or whatever.

He's going to be on a toilet. He doesn't even have to. cameras passing by he doesn't even have to talk i'm thinking he could even like if like captain america and his his girlfriend are there and then Deadpool can pop up in the corner of the screen and go do a little finger in the whole thing yeah yeah yeah uh yeah the little oh my god yeah brian loves doing the tongue through that's the closest thing i've ever seen and yeah i i remember the first time i ever saw it was in 50s. grade.

He shouldn't have been seeing that in fifth grade man. And my friend Jeremy was like, hey, Miss Chatfield. And she was like,

what? No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Jeremy, slow.

But he didn't shoot anybody. He just fucking opened up a whole room's eyes. She was like, get in the off. Like she was so, man.

Of course. She's rightfully angry. Nine-year-old kid being like, hey, lady. What do you even do? What do? hell do you even do in that situation?

I know. It's so being a teacher has got to be like the weirdest thing in the world. Because you really can't say anything to kids like that. You can't be like, uh, uh, like with Jeremy, Jeremy is going to jail all the time and stuff like that. It's like his parents already were kind of like not involved. You know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, you could get him in trouble.

But like he's not going to get in trouble at home, you know, they're going to say. send his ass home and he's going to because he had a brother named Les that was horrible. That guy he was a real sle he's the guy I told you about he would always show up and we're hanging out and be like how's it going peckers? He'd call his little peckers.

And he would like he was just so he never wore a shirt and he always had his chest out like this and he would just like he would just come and fucking bust our boss because he was like three years older than us. You know what I mean? So he'd come and start shit and then they had a brother named Buzz

and I'm like man if you got somebody in your family you name your kid Buzz you name that's his gift that's his Christian name yeah there's never been a president buzz there's Buzz there's Buzz all there's Buzz there you go there's only been one Buzz that didn't do jail time at all yeah yeah I think his real name his real name wasn't Buzz was it I don't know

they called him and he also lied about those moon landing so yeah and i think his parents called him buzz and but like if your parents call you buzz or buzzy when you're a kid you know like nothing good's going to come of that ever and nothing good came of it buzz was a real piece of shit so uh yeah i'll never forget that though man and it was because like jeremy was the guy that i knew whose dad had a pile of playboys sitting on the mantle at the fireplace and stuff like that. We just talked about it. Yeah, yeah, we talked about it on a bonus episode.

But like he would have a big pile of Playboy magazines. So that house was already like. So that's, I was going to ask, that's how he was looking at pornoes all the time. That's how he knew about the time thing. And by the way, Buzz Aldrin was born Edwin, Eugene Aldrin. I'd go by. False Buzz.

I'd go by Edwin. I wouldn't like to be called Buzz. Eddie. He goes, and there's a scene. If you're watching Doomsday and there's a scene with Steve Rogers and Johnny Storm and all of a sudden we have Deadpool looking at the camera and making a joke about Chris Evans and Joseph Quinn, it's going to completely take me out of the immersion and ruin it. This feels like a dark and serious movie. Well, I'm sure there will be jokes. It's Marvel after all.

It doesn't seem like the right vehicle for Deadpool. If he's in the movie, I hope it's just mainly for action sequences and he doesn't do anything too deadpooly. Yeah, I just love the idea of watching Doomsday. day and just having this fear in the back of your mind that like at some point Deadpool may show up and ruin this emotional moment for me every trailer brings you anxiety yeah like where it's like here comes another trailer oh my god this movie looks awesome it looks so serious have he has there been a trailer for it yeah it looks bad it looks bad okay Oh, there's one scene in the trailer where, like, uh, uh, Thor is attacking Dr. Doom in the air.

It looked like a PlayStation 1 scene. It's like, looked like a cut steam from a place, cutstein. Cutstein. Cutstein. Cutstein from a PlayStation one game. It looked bad. And it just looks, it's too much, you know, calm down. I watched Spider-Man and it did look bad in a lot of, you saw it too, right?

Like, there was some real, like, awful CGI stuff. But I think one thing that saved it for me is I saw it in 3D. And that's the psycho thing to do. Nah, 3D made it look cool. I'm telling you. It's like, you know, because it's like it doesn't look real. It's hard to explain. But like the kind of like those silly kind of CGI scenes almost look better in 3D to me.

I did like the Spider-Man movie. Three-star movie. Yeah, I didn't mind it. Mike, did you see it yet? The Spider-Man. I'm not. caught up on my any of that stuff any of the marmal stuff he's still on

eternal you're on eternals you're still trying to get through returns I probably have not seen that one either yeah I haven't seen that what was the last what was the last Marvel movie you think I don't I don't even know it's I'm trying to look at a list like Avengers Iron Man do you see any of the Avengers you see any of the Avengers saw Iron Man for sure I did too I remember the summer Iron Man came out I was like

it's actually better than the dark night that's like my thing Oh, cool. It made me seem like cooler than my brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Like, say, telling them, like, I liked the movie that was worse. The less serious, I was like, it's just not, it doesn't take itself too serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I was an idiot. This was a time of my life where I was seeing every single movie that came out. And like you, I was like, oh, they're all good. Every one of them. Yeah, they're all funny. With Steve Correll? You kidding me? hilarious.

Steve Carell is one of the greatest comedians of our generation, just letting him loose in a character like that. No, look, it's fantastic. Probably the last one I saw was Ant Man in 2015. Ant Man. You should see Ant Man of Wasquantamania. It's the ugliest movie you'll ever see. That is a horrible movie.

That is a horrible movie. Did you know how old Paul Rudd is? Oh, my God. Google his age right now. It's literally hard to tell. because the guy's aging backwards as far as I. He looks beautiful. He looks fantastic.

It's all, he goes to get plastic surgery. He's 57. He's 57. Give me some of that. Yeah. Can I actually have the name of his plastic surgeon and a million dollars then please? Because they're doing something right. It looks very natural.

Yeah. He does look natural. I'll say that. I, uh, this guy goes, I think it's a bit early to worry. For all we know, he can't, he could stand at the side of a fight looking at an imaginary camera. We'd seen him looking into a random space. And whoever he is with and ask him, what the fuck is he doing and to help them? You know what I mean?

So in his mind, it's like, oh, Ryan Reynolds will be looking out at the audience in a little box of the bottom of the screen during a fight. Yeah. And then somebody in that box will be like, what are you doing watching it? Why don't you get in there and help out? Ah. Not bad. And that would be, and that's, is that good? Not that.

Great idea. Great. That's a good way to bring in dead. I hope they do some of these ideas. This guy goes, not in this movie. Oh, wait till you hear this guy's idea. This guy has six ideas coming. I'll just go to the six idea guy. Outrageously long.

Oh, no, seven ideas. I hope he's in it. I haven't read the comics, but I've seen the movies. I'm aware he doesn't usually show up in major crossover events. If he does, it's a very small, limited role. And sometimes it involves him having his own tie-in comics and that's it. I'm okay with him doing. this regardless. I think you would have to have his own subplot. I don't know how you fit that into

these two movies without being incredibly jarring. There are, however, a couple of ways I could see it working. Here we go. Seven, not a couple. Just to be clear. Seven. Here's the first one. Number one. He's the narrator and occasionally interrupts to say some stupid shit. Maybe not a good idea. No. I would like that. Yeah. The, This guy, number two, he has like a very minor role where he goes on a really minor or stupid quest, something that shouldn't take too long. Maybe it skips around as he progresses and gets into more shenanigans. These guys are in the lab. I love it, man.

I love it, man. I love it, man. They're like, I'm really nervous that Deadpool's going to ruin this very serious movie that comes out. But here's seven ways, I think. And this one is just so vague. It's just like, maybe it goes on some kind of quest and it comes back to it. Just write out the quest that he does. You have the thing of writing out a plot of the movie.

This isn't an idea that you're even offering here. Mike, I'm not a screenwriter. I don't have time to write it. I have an idea. The idea is that maybe he like goes and does a thing at some point and then they come back to it. You figure it out. Because scenes that only last anywhere from 10 minutes to 10 seconds, only small tiny 10 minute scene of Deadpool on a side west in Avengers Doomsday.

Yeah, just unrelated to what's going on in the film with Dr. Doom. It's just like they cut away to like an old sitcom from the 90s and they just cut to Deadpool doing something unrelated for 10 full minute. Well, this is a sub example of number two. He goes one small tiny example. A cut to him just breathing real heavy after defeating a bunch of guys. Look at the camera. a jester and then it cuts back to him in the main plot. So that's one of the worst ideas I've ever.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't see the fight. One, you don't see the fight. No. Two, he looks at the screen and does the, you know, what? Huh? Hey, I'm as confused as you are.

Yep. Yep. He has a subplot with some other minor characters. and maybe good start and maybe one or two major ones he's aware of these fuck you do get name of them

why not name I mean that would be big pick two of them yeah the easiest thing in the world for a Marvel guy knows all the guys you know what I mean he goes

he's aware he's at a PG-13 movie and he self-censors himself by saying similar words like shirt saying PG to PG 13 words like darn and heck and freaking but like it's really obvious he's doing it on purpose maybe there's even a fourth wall break where he briefly talks about her says these PG 13 words looking directly at the camera as an obvious nod to the rating of the movie so saying the rating of the saying the rating of the movie saying the rating of the movie as a nod to

the rating of the movie. I sure wish this was rated R. Yeah. Like I just saying that? Like I can only say freaking in this one. Yeah. Number four. Someone mentioned young Avengers and he could be with them and purposefully censoring himself,

treating them like kids in a funny Deadpool way. I don't know how to explain that other than this by stating in a funny Deadpool way. So like treating them like kids, tell them not to do certain things, but then also doing some really bat shit crazy adult. R-rated but not R-rated stuff right in front of them at the same time. And it's edit. The gratuitous violence would happen just off screen. Maybe it wouldn't happen at all.

I would like that a lot. I see a lot of comedy from that. So what's the idea exactly? Getting around with the young offenders doing Deadpool stuff. I see. And he's doing rated R stuff, but like not. Not fully rated R. Not fully rated R.

This guy gets obsessed with the rated R thing. He's now obsessed with rated R. He's just like, what if this movie's fucking rated R, dude? Number five, if this movie's rated R, man, I can see all kinds of Deadpool opportunities. Yeah. Number five, not really a separate idea. Deadpool could be the main slash only comedy relief in the movie. Maybe the main characters even get mad at him for making jokes.

Then, of course, he would either get mad or make another crude joke. Oh, yeah. If I know him, you get mad. mad at him for he's only going to push the boundaries further he's getting cruder and cruder as he goes number seven oh uh number six deadpool's serious for some reason someone he cares about dies this is not a good outcome he's the murk with the mouth i see so like hey somebody i care he care hey what if we started the movie with somebody Deadpool cares about dying and then go through deadpool's like yeah they explain why he's like yeah they're trying to say

he dies. We could still. Justin Baldoni shows up and kills her. Oh, how about just Justin Baldoni shows up at all, and then he becomes very serious because he's like, hey,

this is actually a pig enemy of mine. Now that I like... That's Paul Faggy's revenge. He cast Baldoni in the movie without Ryan Reynolds knowing about it. Paul Faggie. Kevin Fike did cast Justin Baldoni in the movie.

Paul Figue Paul Fing did do a movie Right what did he do He did one of the I thought he did was the Bridesmaids guy Yeah that's the bridesmaids guy But I know I'm wrong

He's done a lot of I think I read so Oh the housemaid he made Which rocks That movie is actually Yeah we Brian and I both really liked that Yeah I watch it with my family You guys like your housemates

Clip that I don't have a housemaid I've thought about it But I've thought about having somebody cleaning the housemaids house like once a month, you know, like really clean it. Yeah.

I love clean. You could probably set somebody up pretty nice with what you tip or something like that. I can imagine them being, I can imagine them beating down your door trying to get, get that job. But I, I would say, I'll be adding two sweatshirts to every order. Do you get sweatshirts to this point? I feel like they would earn the tip, though, just specifically just dealing with the toilet situation and clearing. those out. It wouldn't be worth it because my house is pretty clean. Like, it's like extremely clean. Katie never stops cleaning. It's also 30,000 square feet as well. So the idea that one,

you don't even go in some of those rooms. Some of the rooms have never been used before. Yeah. That's not true. Some of them have never been used before. That's a great point. All the rooms are getting used. That's crazy. Like, oh, because some of your hired help. You know, I don't have a butler. A landscaper or whatever. Katie's in Gwen's room, which is Gwen's room technically she can come here and sleep any time she slept here twice this week uh because her air conditioner was broken and my air conditioner would never break because i'd check into a hotel yeah yeah number six oh number seven here's our last one idea that your air conditioner knows that it knows you would just leave and go to hotel anyway so it doesn't even bother breaking

now i i think like because there's been a lot of storms here and i think just living in a building makes it so you're a little insulated from that sort of thing you know what i mean i live downtown so all but in a newer part so all the electrical lines and cable lines are underground like so i'm pretty insulated from like any kind of bad thing happening unless some dipshit's digging somewhere and break something but i've never i haven't had a power outage ever here and i'll never have one number seven he has a short scene involving his world being destroyed or combined maybe he gets pulled into Earth 616 or whatever the main earth is. He could escape from his world as it's getting destroyed. He could get pulled into or somehow access to the TVA. Last thing. Though P. had a comment or two

mentioned they didn't want him being too deadpully. Bruh. That's literally his character as being Deadpool. Meaning, he's the Merck with the mouth. He's unsurious. Then serious for a second. Then back to unsirious. He breaks the fourth wall. He's also ruthless and brutal. He's more than that too. But his comment is way too long, my bad guys. Anyway, Deadpool's going to Deadpool. Love him or hate him. That's who he is. I just get a serious ick when someone says they don't want Deadpool to be deadpool.

Oh, God. I don't like the ick at this point. I don't know. It's new. I know it's not new. But I feel like I've heard and read the ick more than, like, more recently than ever. It just feels like it's, I hate it. It's disgusting.

Hey, just say you don't like, I don't like it. It's giving you the ick. It's giving me the fucking ick. Yeah. Come on. You're a creep.

So yeah, that guy had seven ideas. None of them were good at all. But, you know, let me see what I have. More than I've had. I don't have.

Okay. So here we go. Hot take, Deadpool, and Wolverine the movie wasn't that good. So my group of close friends who are very passionate about comics on the MCU.

I always get criticized for not really liking Deadpool and Wolverine. Like badly so. They're bullying him. He's getting bullied by his French. What? You don't like Deadpool and Wolverine? Smacking him on the face. My friends would have done that.

Remember, as I told you, one of my friends wanted to beat me up because I said apparently too much. So, yeah, turning to an imaginary camera and being like, yeah, so this is my friend who just didn't get the movie, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, like badly so, and I always respect that there are the experts who have read and know more about Deadpool and Wolverine in general as characters and really like Deadpool and Wolverine a lot, but not me. It's not bad, but it's not that spectacular either. There are many things that turn me off about this movie and there's a lot to discuss. But now I'm curious about y'all Deadpool fans. Do you really consider Deadpool and Wolverine being that epic and good? Like 100%. It doesn't seem too hyped and mostly off-putting, compared to you? compared to the first two Deadpool movies, which were amazing. Because in my super honest opinion, Deadpool and Wolverine was not that good, respectfully saying,

I'm curious if I'm the only one who feels like that. I can perfectly understand the ones who like it and don't judge. So no worry. So Chris? Well, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Yeah. I like that he says there's so much to discuss and then goes Mike Zero mode and doesn't discuss a single fucking thing. Well, he's opening up the floor to some discussion.

recognizes I'm, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to let the experts speak on it. And am I missing something here? That's, I love the idea that he's like, I think it sucks, but these guys know more about the topic than me and they say it's good. So maybe I'm wrong about it. But it's just like, it just, you just like it or you don't like it. Yeah. That's all. That's a nice thing. There's nothing to get. Yeah, there's nothing. Yeah, there's not, you're not, you're definitely not missing something. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. where the guy's like, and it's even possible he's scrolling through Reddit and he gets fed like Deadpool, R slash Deadpool because of other stuff he's looking at. And like he sees it and he's like,

I can really get a fucking conversation going here. You know? Because I think that's a lot of guys on Reddit, especially guys that do this. They're like, I don't mean to disrespect you. I just want to know why you like it. But it's not really a debate. Like in his. mind this is a bait that's going to happen but like it's not it's it's actually like I don't like it and you do what are we going to do here like it's an impasse it's not like you're going to get him to like it yeah right but he just wants to have the conversation this guy goes maybe start by telling us what you didn't like about it because you said it because what you said is very generalized I like this guy because he's asking what he didn't like about it so that later

If he has the time, he can come back and be like, well, here's where you're wrong. I'm myself, fellas. I myself am a pretty big debate fan, actually. So some call me the master of it. That's bait. Colonel Bate. Oh, wait, wait. Master and Commander Bate.

He used to work with a guy whose last name was Bates, and we always call them masturbates always. Yeah. Like it's her life. Yeah, he loved it. He'd come to the cable company and get to work and everybody like, hey, master bates. That's me. Yep.

I remember this one day. Like I had this boss. It was like kind of a short fat guy and I worked with this guy named Rob and he was just like a New York guy. He's like a Long Island guy. Yeah. So he was like, you know. And he goes, you look like Danny DeVito from. twins, right?

Yeah. And then he's like, uh, just the leftover seaman. Like got really graphic about it. I mean it was so fucking fun. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It wasn't a funny joke, but this manager comes in and he's like, you look like Danny, you like you're genetically weird looking. It's such an Ohio thing to do is be like, yeah, just a leftover seaman.

It fell out of the fucking asshole. It was getting real nasty. Yeah. It is. And it's just such a like a guy who like, he thinks he's being fun. But I remember feeling like I wanted to be like, hey Rob, man. That was me. But I wanted him to do more of that.

So I enjoyed it. You didn't want to be in the crosshairs as well. Rob loved me. Yeah. Loved me. Yeah. He thought I was the funniest guy in the world. Oh, really?

Yep. Like, what would he? So the guy who said it to the boss, you look like the leftover seaman, thought you were the funniest guy in the world. He loved me, yeah. He looked at you immediately after saying it. Because, listen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't creative. What job was it? No, he called me Brian. What job was it? Cable. Oh, it was a cable. Listen, a cable job is such a respectable job.

Not a single person could call me Queber. Once I did the cable job. It just, you, it wouldn't even make it, right? Cable is a respect. Cable guy is a respectable job for sure. I mean, all jobs. If you have a job, it's respect. I mean, maybe.

Executioner. Yep. Do you respect that? Yeah. The police. President of the United States of America. The police. Yeah.

The police. Secret service. The ambulance drivers. Pete Hegseth. You like Pete Hagseth? You think. he's got a respectable job Pete Hagsett. That's what you're saying.

No, you're saying you think you respect Pete Hegsat. No, I wasn't saying that. I'm saying, no, you're saying like, listen,

I don't agree with some of his politics, but you don't get to that position of power without being a respectable human being. I respect how much he can drink. I respect it. Yeah, he can't throw that anymore. I respected it got drunk one night

and then locked himself in a room because he was afraid he was going to get fired. That was Cash Patel. Wasn't that Cass Patel? He got super drunk. Nobody could get a hold of him for something. And then he got scared. He was going to get fire.

So he locked himself in a room and didn't answer the phone. I think Pete Hague said this is the one who got drunk and gave away nuclear codes or war codes on a group chat with a bunch of journalists and stuff. Yeah. That's awesome. Signal chat. Yeah. The O.P comes back and says. He also open mouth kissed a dog.

Did he really? I don't like that. There's rumors of that. Yeah. This person says my hot take, Deadpool and Wolverine was better than end game. Okay. Get out of time. Get out of here. Endgame. Endgame is the one that has the big guy, right? Yeah, what the fucking snapper? The big, big snapper.

How was that guy? The big snapper. The cool daddy. What's the cool dad? Brian Setser. Brian Setser from Brian Sexter Orchestra. Thanos. Benos. Brian Sexter. Sexter. Brian Sexter. Yes. Okay. So what would this? He's a cool cat that texts people. Hey, it's your daddy.

Hey, daddy, oh. Want to look at a picture of my penis? Brian Sexter Orchestra. Chris, put that down for when we audition for Saturday Night Live. Oh, yeah. Brian Sexter Orchestra. That will be your one character. Yep.

We know what your one impression is. It's obviously Michael Jackson. Hey, it's me, Michael Jackson. You also be Pat really well. I will not be talking about Pat. You do Pat. She had like the, or they had the nasly voice, right? I loved Pat when I was a kid, man.

And I did like the, when I was like nine or ten or something. Yeah, Pat, there was the movie, right? They had like a full movie. It's Pat. Yeah. I thought Pat was hilarious. I loved Ed Grimley. A lot of great guys.

Ed Grimley was a, I mean, that's a Canadian creation. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's great with characters because he also had very funny characters as well. Later on, Jiminy Glick. Oh, yeah, Glick was good. I did like that. Let's take a look at a, we'll round it out by some reviews from common sense media.

Finally. Yeah. It's important that we do that because, and these are panes. parent reviews, not kid reviews now. We're all parents here, so we are. That's a good point. Do our research. Yeah, I pay $2.95 a month to subscribe to common sense media to use it for the podcast.

Oh, I was going to say, your kid is 21. Hey, honey. No, hey, come on. Glenn, we should be watching Deadpool. Gwen, I'm not sure that the, now you'd send me a message about how you're going to see this movie. I went on common sense media. I think you're two years. young for you're not mature enough for this yet trying to control the movies your kid watches

when they're 21 years old is that's a good bit i might do that maybe i should do you should do that as your character on your SNL oh yeah yeah yeah brian sextor orchestra the dad that tells his 21 year old not to watch certain you're combining combining the two characters well you can't do that Hi, I'm Brian Sexter, Daddy-O. Also, do not go into obsession. It's a little bit gross. Obsession is going to mess you up emotionally, and I'm Brian Sexter, your daddy-o. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

From the stray cats. Hey, I'm from the stray cats. I actually don't know if he's from the stray cats, but... I'm not sure. He's rockabilly. I do know, I've been watching a really... Speaking of cats, I don't know if you guys have checked out that new comedy. Did you watch?

I watched episode last, episode one last night. Alley Cats. Ricky Jervais. Bad reviews on that one. It's really. It's a great, man. It's a tough launch. It's a tough watch.

It doesn't seem like Ricky Jervais is on top of the world anymore. It really bugs me. You know what bums me out is that, and I, whatever, she gets a lot of money for it. But Diane Morgan, who is so funny, um, is like a very, she's in all of that stuff. Like, she's in, she's like the second. She's like the second lead in it.

And she's so funny. I love her. Yeah, well, you know, Ricky, Ricky's a important guy, you know. I think it's just a big production where, you know, she, they can pay a lot of money to these people. 20% on Rotten Tomatoes and 66% audience score. Not even a, not even a super good audience score. Yeah, you get a bad, you get a D plus audience score and 20%. A gang of foul mouth, feral cats cause havoc while I'm using on the meaning of life.

and fighting for survival in a brutal human world. Yeah. Did you actually watch it, Mike? I watched it last night, yeah. What did you, what did you think of it honestly? Like, we joke a lot about it and stuff, but what was your honest opinion?

We do a lot of jokes. You know, it's crap. Yeah. You didn't have any big laughs in it? Absolutely not. I think this, the Tony Hinchcliff special, the breadwinner, I mean, sitting down and watching TV is just punishment now.

Just back to back. Yeah, the Tony Hinchcliff special is. That was good. That was actually. Did you end up watching it? I only watched the clips. Oh, buddy. Watch the whole thing.

Punish yourself. That's a brutal watch. That's like I think I get it on the TV with Katie and out. I think she'd be like, what the fuck are you listening to from the other room? Just start laughing. Just start laughing real hard and then she comes in and it's the. 20 inch clip talking are the special. You want me to rewind it?

You didn't hear what was? Yeah. Here's a half-star review of Alley Cats. Another vehicle for Ricky to let us know he thinks life is pointless. But also quite good. That he doesn't believe in God and thinks the onus of proof us on believers. That you can't say anything anymore because woke. That's your choice to take offense.

And no joke can be offensive. And that what you're watching is sad because cold play is playing, except this time it has cats in it so that is a main review this guy goes this is for Deadpool 1 actually let's just do Deadpool 2 because oh no

all I have is Deadpool 1 mature teens will be able to handle it I myself have watched this movie when I was only 13 years old so I know what I'm talking about a lot of people are saying how this movie's not for kids and is strictly 18 plus but children have heard worse on social media

true they can also get exposed to porn or gory content with one Google search which is definitely way worse than a superhero movie with crude humor there's one sex scene in a movie which is easily skippable and also that they've learned that in biology class there shouldn't be a sex scene in the movie though there is it feels like a long it's like a funny sex scene it's just yeah Deadpool getting in different positions oh yeah Yeah, gotcha. It's funny. He goes, the violence in the movie isn't that bad, and except for one scene where Deadpool cuts his handoff, everyone over the age of nine will be able to handle it.

It's also presented in a humorous way, which makes the violence less effective. The language is probably a normal day in the corridors of your child's school, so there's nothing to worry about. Fucking hope not. Are they talking about edging in the hallways? Your child's school? No, it's when you jacking.

off till you're about to come and then you fucking stop and then you do it again. I mean, maybe if it's a high school, I mean, listen, the high school kids are very vulgar in the stuff they talk about. So I would have to agree, although, yeah, it's probably, it's probably way less annoying in a high school hallway. I think it's less annoying and graphic. Yeah. He goes, this movie for me is for me, the best Marvel has ever released. And I recommend this to all superhero fans over the age of 14 or a mature 13. Okay. and love the characters overall. It should be for kids, some violence, but not much, no swearing.

And I love the nursery rhymes they sang, great for family movie night. Oh, I see. Yep. I see. We got a bit of a troublemaker there. This guy fought there. He's stirring it up a bit. He goes very educational for young infants.

My two-year-old son Kendall enjoyed this very much. He learned math and colors. Very suitable for young infants. children. The role models inspire young children to be just like Deadpool. That's a good thing. The movie is not inappropriate at all. No sex, just fun superhero for infants. Oh, wait a second. I'm worried that a certain Wade Wilson might have found his way into these reviews. This guy is stirring the pot out. And finally, this is our last thing. This movie is very funny, but some inappropriate jokes came up and anyone under 12 would not be able to handle them. My 13-year-old,

watch this and thought the jokes were funny and he could handle them the violence was not bad at all it was more of an action violence and not scary my 13 year old was not scared at all even though there was lots of bad language it was nothing that you couldn't see in a pg 13 movie that's actually not true because it is a rated R movie so there are stuff in the movie technically they couldn't be in a pg 13 and finally goes all in all i think it's a very great movie but anyone under the age of 13 might not be able to handle some of the jokes. So I just wanted to read one final. I found this review of Alley Cats as well.

Okay. I love when they do that because it's reviewed by a lot of British people, right? Oh, yeah. They say, Allie Cats is the absence of joy. It is the television equivalent of a black hole of bad ideas that sucks happiness out of a room, leaving only the howling void of boredom and misery in the space that enjoyment once occupied. I mean, how funny could.

it possibly be because Ricky Jervase is the definition of a guy who's too angry to make a joke now. Yeah. Like he's on his way to a joke and then he just gets mad thinking about. Yeah. A blue-haired college professor or something. You know what I mean? It's like he spends this whole day trying to write a joke but getting mad halfway through and being like, I'm going to go on Twitter and really do some trolling. It's like, bro, you're old and you're really. And you're really. bitch do something else that is Deadpool guys Mike do you have anything you'd like to plug a homo full of penis yeah what would I like to plug um I'd like to plug in my dildo um I'm I'm trying to rip I'd like to plug in my dildo into the power outlet and then also plug my

dildo that's plugged into the power outlet into my butt hole that's two plugs that's it and your kickstarter sucks and also your very funny podcast with our friend jessie for our your kickstarter sucks where you guys i actually reviewed you guys on common sense media and i said that it's appropriate for a 15 year old probably but some of that stuff is a little bit iffy for maybe a 14 girl. All right. We'll see y'all next week with something probably not pool related. We'll see about that.