Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 73 - Elon Musk Guys with Kate Willett

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

You made me do it, so I finally did it. Me and Chris had Kate Willett https://www.katewillett.com/ on the show to talk about some real perverts, the Elon Musk Guy. We also spread the good word of The Chive and read a genuine Chive riff about Elon. We tried our hardest to understand them but I am not sure we can ever understand them Watch Kate's Special Loopholes right here Loopholes There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social   Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to a podcast about guys. I'm Brian. He's my co-host, Chris James. I'm doing an Elon Musk impression. We're doing an Elon Musk impression. No, no you are. Hello. I'm sorry to say and I think- Oi, I'm Elon Musk. It's not, it's not, that was not an Elon Musk impression. I'm Elon Musk.

That wasn't Elon, that wasn't Elon Musk at all. You didn't come closer. You're doing Australian accent. The same thing. So I'll be Elon Musk from South Africa. Okay, that's yeah, that's yeah, New Zealand. Oh, me. Oh, okay. And with us, the Musk guys, if you haven't been able to tell and with us, we have Kate Willett. Hey, Kate. Hello. Hi. How's it going? Um, I, uh, here's the thing. I explained this to Chris before we recorded this episode is being dragged out of me because from day one of guys I had people message me every day several times do Elon Musk guys and I was like I'm not gonna do it I can't do it it's

gonna drive me fucking crazy it's gonna suck and you know we're we're kind of inundated with his shit all the time anyway so what I did was as a genius is did we do a patron's poll every once in a while where they get to pick one. So what I did was I put Elon Musk guys in a poll with every other thing that people ask for all the time. I was like, if it doesn't win, then we don't have to talk about them for a long time, but at one.

So here we are. It was obviously going to win. Like he acts like it's some genius plan, except for the fact that are. It was obviously going to win. Like he acts like it's some genius plan, except for the fact that Elon Musk guys was obviously going to win the poll. I don't know. I thought it was a genius plan, but you know, I'm a genius. Geniuses aren't necessarily recognized in their time. Uh, what I do want to say is Elon Musk is a man who knows about magic.

Kate, are you recognizing anything happening on page? Shane, like are you, see, this is a big issue now. This is a new issue with his magic. There's always been issues with it, but the new issue is that he's got his window open. So it's so washed out with light that you can't actually see the light up thumb anymore. So it just looks like to our guest, he's just, you can imagine she's just come on a podcast

and the one of the hosts just starts saying the thing about Elon Musk and just starts waving his thumb. It was in front of the camera and what? My thumb flashes. I was just doing some magic to start the show off to get some levity going. You know, dazzling Brian has to dazzle every once in a while. Yeah. Give it a bit of time before you just give her a chance to, you know, don't dazzle so early in the episode.

Yeah. I'm giving her wonder. This. So I'm giving her wonder. This dazzling has to come after razzling. I would say, yeah, his names. No, we all agreed. His name's not good. He needs a new name, but he won't. As when Brian and it's great.

It's probably the best magician name out there. It's up there with Chris angel dazzling a bar. So anyway, I went looking for these guys These Elon Musk guys which are everywhere Yeah, not hard to find them they're unfortunately Large in number. Can I say this before we start and we're gonna get to this later He's very popular on the chive. What's the chive? Is a website that it is 2000 or 2012 on.

It was a big website in like the late like 2010 or something. It's like really horrible comedy. You know, like, they're the Bill Murray guys. Yeah, like, like, keep calm and chive on. That's their their thing like KCCL, but it's just like really cringy kind of humor from 2010. And it's still going now. They have like, they have they have like a store that sells Brian bought me a shirt from their prison mic for president. Do you know who prison mic is? He's a character. He's a character from a single episode of the office from the American office.

Yeah, so and they made a shirt out of this one single scene from an episode. And yeah, so that's the kind of place that they're like, they're like, and we're gonna do these someday because they're the most they're the worst people on put movie quote guys. Just they drive me up the fucking wall when you're hanging out with one and they start just they start doing a movie monologue and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? But like a child guy would do Anchorman or something like that. But they really like.

Basically, just super corny guys who are very much in 2000. You would not like them. I can I can tell you right now, you would not like the chive. And, you know, the listeners hate it, too, which is why I went to the chive to find stuff about Elon Musk. But before we go and buy it, do not do not order milk in front of any of these guys, you know, because you're gonna be getting a straight up anchorman and milk was a bad choice. This is the

kind of person we're talking to. Are these the same guys who are like really in a borat? Did they say like my life? Still going hard in their lexicon. Absolutely. I mean, you're probably still there. Okay, I would bet they're doing do I make you horny, baby? Oh, yeah AP they might be doing a piece They use that all the time on there, Oh my God. They use it so often.

I know this. I know this type. Yeah. Yeah. So they really like them, but I started on, on, on Reddit and I saw a picture of Elon and the picture, you can't see anything. It's taken from like 25 miles away. It feels like, and what, what, like, is it somebody's taking it? Somebody's taking it from like there. somebody's taking it somebody's taking it but from like there it's not I can't okay he's high-fiving a worker at SpaceX now I'll show you the photo but he's so he's high-fiving someone and I can't tell if he staged this and then made it look like somebody,

Oh, they caught me in the act. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, who knows? I could, it could be that, but I mean, I think he does like corny shit like this too, from time to time. You know what I mean? Like he'll just go up to somebody, like a, an actual worker and be like, Hey, what's up, bro? And like, like I think he does that. He goes up and he says, what's up, bro. I'm from South Africa. You got to really knock.

You got to stop that man. I'm good. I'm good at doing impressions. That's something I'm doing. But so the, the caption on this picture, which is horrible. I'll make it the photo for the episode is Elon was recently spotting, spotted giving a high five to the starship team of workers. Such a cool dude. Let me tell you, let me tell you something. When you search the Elon Musk subreddit for this is

the word I looked up cool dude. That's so fucked up to me because it's like one thing to like admire him or whatever for whatever you want to say, oh, he's got so much money and he has all these businesses. But is there any how fucking much of a loser do you have to be to look at that guy and say that is a cool guy? I know he's not he's not cool. It also just sounds so boomer. Like it sounds like something my seven year old dad would say like, you know, like're like, yeah, you know, Bill, Bill Mars are pretty cool, dude, right?

We wear sunglasses sometimes leather jacket. And I was thinking about this too. And I got kind of thought like, look, I understand. I don't agree with it at all. I understand why somebody looks up to a very rich man that they think has been very successful in business. Like I totally get what that is. My dad did that. Like a couple, when Elon bought Twitter,

my dad was like, if he's so stupid, then how'd he get all his money? And it's like, okay, well, he inherited a lot of it, but, but, uh, yeah, but like, I understand being like, Oh, this guy must be a genius at business. He has sort of unlimited money. I think where I get weirded out is the, and this guy's cool, man man he's not like the shit like the shitty says and does is like that it is the stuff you think of what you think of

someone who's like not cool like it is horny remember when he bought Twitter and he came in the office with the sink let that sink in yeah that's what I mean that I think that's the stuff that he really thinks is funny and epic or whatever. He's a chive guy. He's a chive guy. He is a chive guy. Like he is, it makes perfect sense that they love him.

He loves Pickle Rick, right? He Pickle Rick'd at one point. Oh yeah, oh yeah. There's no doubt he's got like Pickle Rick art in his house. So this is a funny exchange on Reddit. Blind guy 42 says, yeah, overworking and underpaying your employees and keeping them from unionizing is

real cool. Okay. So we got an, we got a, that's our side. Yeah. But then OZ nine three nine says, my brother works for space X and works hard and has paid well and wouldn't trade his job for any other. Every other employee he knows there feels the same way. Anecdotal. I mean, I'm not necessarily untrue, but anecdotal. You know, I think you have to. It's a lie.

It's possibly a lie. I'm saying lie. I'm looking at Chive for a second just to get for this. Yeah. And one thing I've noticed about this website is everything is still random, daily afternoon randomness. Oh, they love that. There's a little cat, which, like, honestly, I thought that was like a pretty good meme trend for all of the the memes that have ever existed.

I love cats and I'm like, that was funny. Yeah, maybe I love cats and I'm like, that was funny. Maybe we should bring it back. Yeah, but it is so 2000s. Have you looked at the Chivettes on the hotness tab? The hotness tab. Oh, let me see the Chivettes. Oh yeah, there's a lot of Chris Farley in here. Oh yeah.

They love him. They love Chris Farley. They make, they have all the challenges. I have a coin. Brian has challenge coins that he bought from the Chive. They have challenge coins that you can buy from the Chivalry. I have a Kevin Smith. I have a Kevin Smith one and a Chris Farley one. The Kevin Smith one you got from Kevin Smith Patreon, not from Chive.

But the Chive did it. Oh, it's from the Chive? Like he has a deal with the chive. Him, Bill Murray, him and Bill Murray both have deals with the chive where they they're partners. You got partners. Yeah, yeah. This guy, I'm looking at the hotness tab right now, and I will say what I notice is it's really kind of different

hotness, the aesthetics of like many eras. Like there's like the the 90s hotness of like the the lady on a beach with like a string bikini that shows her butt. But then we also have like suicide girl kind of all hotness in here and then there's also just there's is there any is there anywhere you can see some some nice boobs? B.E.W.B.S. That's how they that's how they that's how they call it. That's what they call boobs. B.E.W.B. Yeah, I mean, terrible.

It's really there's no aesthetic here. It's just kind of like generally, oh, there's a there's a woman and an American flag bikini with a gun. She's holding a gun. We've been morning awesomeness. They love the troops too. They're big on like troops and guns. They're conservative, but I'll bet you if you ask like 80% of the chive guys, if they're conservative, they would say, no, I'm not. I'm more liberal. I'm just into the memes and the, you know,

the chivettes. A lot of them are into the chivette. Yeah. Well, just like, it's just like any attractive woman. There was no, there's no aesthetic whatsoever. It's just any attractive woman who has been attractive at all in the past 30 to 40 years. It's like looking at a calendar in your dad's fucking garage. I love the idea that we're, that now we've told Kate about the chive and throughout the episode she's just gonna be reading the chive and she's...

No, no, I agree. I would like it if all of a sudden in the middle of the episode she just busted out some article. Turned Kate into a chiver. She's a chiver now. Yay! Keep going. I upload my picture.

They're like, she's okay. This is like a... chiver. She's a chiver now. Upload my picture. They're like, she's okay. This is like a seven. Do you think women are uploading their picture to the jive? Is that is that how it's happening? That's what they say. I don't think so. I think how it's happening, what appears to be happening is that somebody is Google searching hot girls. Hey, babe, I'm searching the baby babes. I was online today

searching the TV babes. That's such a funny thing. Taking the photographs, downloading them onto my hard drive and then posting them onto the tribe for my fellow chivers to grade. To like, in the world, there is something wholesome about bikini babe being the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty girls.

Girls, beautiful ladies who could be interested. The other reply to this guy is go back to your pathetic hate subreddit. And he replies and goes, excellent argument. Oh, excellent. You've gone ad hominem once. So, so then our original poster goes, I would kill the work to build a machine that is going to take humans to the next step in exploration. Unless you have any solid proof of the statement you made, please don't

make such assumptions. So this guy, that is, yeah, that's unfair. Like he's basically saying it's unfair to criticize them for anything because they're building a freaking rocket ship so they can pretty much treat employees however they want. But to me, the general vibe that I'm getting, and obviously, I'll be patient as you explore and X and dive into this. But I feel like it's like a Reddit dude plus intense bootlegger is Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's also, I think I really think these guys think they know the thing I've picked up from these guys is

that I think they really do think they know a lot about business and that like they're they're like business. General business. They I think that's how people think online now a lot. You know what I mean? They're just like posting and like networking and reading all these things and watching YouTube videos and they're like, yeah, I know. I know about business. I know about business. I know about business.

And then Tiger Demon says he's Tiger Demon says he's kind of anti-union, but so are the Tesla employees. Most refuse it and union people harassed employees multiple times and giving them pamphlet and whatnot. Unions are cancer if you don't join them because there's no way you don't want to join them. I mean, so that's somebody from yeah, that's some sort of a plant in there from management busting into the red threads or something. Here's a good Reddit thread from Jess flex and it's just a quote from Elon and he's looking pretty dang cool.

And this picture I'm going to show you. So he's walking toward a rocket and the quote is, Oh my God. The quote is rockets are cool. There's no getting around that. Elon Musk. So that's kind of what we love about Elon. He's got that kind of that childlike wonderment that we all share. I mean, I don't, I can't. I'm in a jacket looking like, I guess like he's there. This is another cool dude thing. The picture of this one is like he's his jackets kind of moving. He's walking towards the thing.

I also found a guy on Twitter that only post pictures of Elon Musk and Ted, the bear from the Seth MacFarlane movies together. That's friends. This guy quantum sloth says love him or hate him. He's spitting facts. About what? He said rockets are cool. There's no getting around.

Oh, that's, that's what he, that's, that's in response to that. This guy's spitting facts. He said rockets are cool. I don't agree with him on everything, but yeah, rockets are cool. Yeah. I mean, it's weird because it's like, I'm imagining, I don't know, but I'm imagining like a lot of the fan base of Elon has like in-cell characteristics, but it's weird to me that they would choose to worship somebody who, you know, as a woman, I would say is probably one of the most sexually repulsive people of all time.

Yeah, he's so grotesque. He's so physically sexually unattractive. He's beyond unattractive. It's like every single picture that you see of him is just that kind of caption in my mind of you know it's smell crazy in there., like, he just seems like he's a bad breath and he smells like a fart and like, and what they've taken to doing is having AI draw him and draw him so that he looks like fucking Captain America. Like they would do it like they would do a Trump the Trump people would do a Trump, you know, because he like his his

body so like gross and bad looking and he's like so out of shape that you can't take real photos of him and make him look like, you know, this heroic figure. So yeah, you have to use a fake. David Photoshop has said, this guy goes, how can anyone not love the guy in a world filled with greedy millionaires?

This man stands out as a positive force. The world needs more Elon Musk's. He inspires me. He inspires me. And then this guy goes, I agree so much. He's got a nerd suave to him. Oh. I got you, mother. Nerd suave, Brian loves when he gets me.

That one was hard. Nerd Nerds. Ryan loves that. He gets me that one. That one was hard nerd suave that that really is that is the way that these kind of like incel type. They really do see it that way. And then they're just like, well, he's getting a lot of ladies and it's like, well, billions of billions of dollars. He can he can give them and every single person they know their entire family and their lineage like life and

You know like so yeah, he he obviously attracts certain types of The your the reply to I agree so much. He's got a nerd swab to him is this times 100 So he's five times 100 nerd swab, which I can't do the math, but I think it's a lot. No, that's a lot of nerds. Swav. R slash Elon Musk posted this from page six Elon Musk where war spikes and chains to a sex party.

Wait, sorry. Hang on a second. I don't know what this is, but it was a new story. And I think we talk about second week on the Sunday streams and stuff The first episode was sex guys. We do the we follow these sex tours of like swingers clubs and stuff No, I heard the sex guy episode. I okay. Okay, I was a big fan because That's actually what sold me on the show because here's the thing I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring it back to the relevant timing. Like I'm I spent like, nearly I don't know,

maybe like over maybe 14 years in the Bay Area. And the the the line between like the Elon Musk guy and the sex guy is it's, you know, it's a it's almost a perfect circle on the Venn diagram. It's so know, it's a it's almost a perfect circle on the Venn diagram. It's so gross like Yeah, the article we're looking at says Elon Musk attended a now notorious event at Silicon Valley investors home That has been described as a sex party, but a spokesperson told Business Insider that Musk says there was no lurid behavior Hey, I know the feeling For Elon Musk in this situation.

He was at a party party. This guy used to go to parties when he was younger that would turn into orgies. Brian, and he claims that he left before they became orgies, but he would keep going to the parties over and over again. So that's why he's defending Elon here. Yeah. A lot of these Silicon Valley guys, they all go to sex parties. I used to perform at like a lot of like sex positive events in the Bay area,

we just get hired to do standup there. And a lot of those parties around 2013, 2014, like they had a crisis because they got overrun with like Silicon Valley nerds. Like nobody wants to fuck these people. Like this is, this is probably a disgusting sex party, you know, but oh no, all those like Silicon Valley dudes are all like super like swingers and poly and sex parties. And that's very much like part of the like Silicon Valley business guy aesthetic is to be.

So this is not you would not be you would not be surprised if Elon Musk was actually like attending a full blown sex party. Well he was positive he has I am positive he has those guys all have 100% Well he didn't he actually went to a party that turned into a sex party after he left. So I just I'm That's going to a sex party Maybe he said so but I would I'd be willing to bet that's the sex party You just gotta believe a guy when he says that That's my in my opinion. You just gotta believe a guy

Well, I guess I guess elon does have a little bit more of a like to stand on Because he didn't go back to the party I think if you go to his if he went to the sex party and then it turned into an orgy and I laugh Every time though, so I go back and hang out until it turned into an orgy. So let's go back to So this guy goes hey, it could have happened I wouldn't be surprised given his personality the music he likes and that he thought it was a costume party. When I was dreaming about him last week and one of my dreams about him, he was wearing a studded denim jacket when we were making out in public briefly

during an event with me sitting on him before he kicked me off and then took me away forever and ever it hurt, but it felt so good. LOL. And then this guy replies and goes, does he like this guy goes, what music does he like and then gets a reply. He's a rock star inside. He likes the medals. He even has a tribute metal band. So now is this so is this a whole thing that this person's made up in their head? So yeah, they're they've they're creating fan fiction on his for him just like a real person and they sucked and fucked with him in their dream. They were sitting

Made out. Yeah Wearing a leather studded jacket That's where leather a leather studded jacket. That's where leather denim studded jacket is very much is very much what a nerd. Like sometimes you've got to view these things through the lens of what a nerd thinks is cool. And that that's like, when you start to think about that, you're like, Oh yeah. Leather jacket makes sense. Cause you know that like they

think Fonzie is cool. They're, they're like still looking at Fonzie, like what a cool dude. So here's a shower thought, shower thought Elon Musk is so efficient. He only had sex with his wife twice to get five sons, one set of twins and one set of triplets. So, um, replied to by Elon Musk is God. I think it's more of the fact that his wife's eggs were so excited to fertilize Elon sperm that they just let it in a few extra for good measure. Is about fertilizing sperm.

I'll tell you that right now. Is there a chance some of these people are kind of like doing like, you know what I mean? They're kind of doing like, like sat like they're like making a joke or something. Like, you know what I mean? Like they're sort of sort of goofing around a little bit. Is there a chance when they say that they're like, well, it'd be funny if we idolize this guy. Like, I don't know. I'm just, I'm trying to rationalize. Let me read the exchange. Cause the next person says, given that Elon's mom and solar city CEO's mom are twins, I would believe giving birth to twins came from

Elon side. So now they're just like straight up having a conversation like, well, Elon Musk's mom was a twin. So it's not that weird that he had twins in triplets. And then the guy comes back and goes, no, actually it was because they decided to use artificial insemination. And so that's why. Is it like, is it like Chuck Norris? That's, that's what I mean. This is not like, you know what I mean? Is it, is it kind of like that where it's like, oh yeah, like it's so outrageous to put all of these things on this per no, is it, could it be that a little bit?

No, let's move to this next thing real quick. I can give you, this is some tweets from Elon Musk from 2018. You should ask why I would want money. The reason is not what you think. Very little time for recreation. Don't have vacation homes or yachts or anything like that. About half my money is intended to help problems on earth and have to help establish a self sustaining city on Mars to ensure continuation of life of all species in case in case earth gets hit by a meteor. But the take the caption on this that the person shared is he genuinely cares for all of us and knows that we destroy ourselves

with our collective stupidity. So he's looking out for us at the end of the day. That's why he has to have all the money, Kate, because we can't we don't even know what to do with it. If we had it all, we'd be causing trouble and everything. So he's going to keep a hold of it until if things get bad, he'll save us with Mars. Oh, well, there's two things that come to mind here. One is I feel like this is a lot of these guys are also into idiocracy for sure.

Oh, what do you mean? That documentary from the doctor? Yeah, that's what they want. And then another thing is, I feel like an Iwan Muskai is like, it's like the poor man's effective altruism. You know, like where I'm like the, the poor man's effective altruism, you know, like where I'm sorry. It's interesting.

You said that because really a lot of it is that he is an extremely charitable guy and he's, he's not doing any of this to have money when I would argue. I mean, that's even stupider. Like I can't look up to a guy with billions of dollars that doesn't, you know argue I mean that's even stupider like I can't look up to a guy with billions of dollars that doesn't you know what I mean he's like Jay Leno and that way he's like I don't spend my money and it's like brother you're not going to Mars Jay Leno another very cool dude with a leather jacket. So yeah, a lot of denim as well. Yeah, that's not sell. It does not even use this tonight show money.

This guy. Cool. That's so fucking cool. Cool. It's a badass business thing. Yeah, he's an incredibly cool dude. Oh, it's so cool. This guy. How many babes that guy's gone. You know how many fucking you mean straight up sloppy fucking is how much sloppy head he's got in the back of his jalopy.

You know, that guy is cheating. He's a play. Well, I'm talking about this from Mavis. I'm saying from Mavis when they're on a date. OK, I like that. This guy goes, dude is working for the inspirational goal. Never about the money

And I get the reply from the original poster that says if it was about money He wouldn't have to sleep on an office counts couch. I guess during Tesla's difficult times not so long ago reply Why were that what was the explanation they were giving for him? That he genuinely cares for us and knows that we destroy ourselves with our collective stupidity. Yeah, I know that. But like, why was he sleeping on the couch? That I don't know. He had enough money to buy a house.

And that's something that I think is they're always like he slept on a couch. I was like, well, that's fucking stupid. He could have just went and he could buy a house every day. If you wanted to, he could buy a bed. He could buy a whole room. That's just a bed. You know what I mean? And he just runs into the room and it's just a bed.

The whole floor is like a beautiful mattress and it's just all bedroom. You know, yeah, he could, he could have a bed in his office for sure. Oh, without a doubt. He could at the bare minimum have a bed in his office. Yeah. I like this guy. The mighty Mac boy says reports in the last few months said that he was sleeping in an unfinished conference room in Berlin. He doesn't care about money and is focused on the mission. Why would like, why is that helpful to anything? You know, I mean, like, why don't you finish your work?

Why don't you go to sleep and get a good night's sleep in a bed so you're well rested? Like, why is that even good for what he's trying to say he's doing? I know why you think this, Chris. You know why you think this? Is because you don't know how business works. Yeah, I'm poor.

I'm poor. We need to know about business. This is why I'm poor. This is part of the business. Yeah. This guy goes, he still sleeps in the meeting rooms in the Berlin factory. Check his last interview to a German guy on business inside. He said this thing.

He said, yeah, it is guy. Yep. If it was about money, he wouldn't have put his own money in Tesla, making him nearly broke during 2011 12 People don't realize he went through a lot both financially and from the media during those years But that's business you put your money into a business that you think is gonna succeed and then you try to make money from it Like what do you mean and then in the end he did make a bunch of money and it was successful Step to grind, okay. this other guy goes fucking hero.

Just two more there. He's a fucking hero. Babes. What about this? Juxta the poser says, may his dreams ever carry the best of ours with him. Oh my God, these people. They think they're in some Marvel movie.

They think they're in like a Marvel movie with this guy. They always do that. Yeah, cause they put, they they always show him as what's his name, right? Iron Man Tony Stark. Yeah, yeah. So they literally do they think of him as like a Marvel character. And some of them are like doing the little speeches from the user takes as man. Elon is a fucking legend. No, he's not. Bob Troll says finally the right person is amassing huge amounts of wealth.

Finally the right person. What do you mean? Oh, by the way, all those other people that you hate are still doing it as well. They also are amassing huge amounts of wealth and we're fucking losing out and the wage disparity is getting even worse and you're happy.

Finally, we can send the right guy all of our money. Yeah. Come hold onto it for us. The guy who will go on and be like, go fuck yourself, you know, and like, and he says things like, let the sink, you know, he's like, he likes memes. I'll get you said, let that sink in because I'm going to say this, I thought he was carrying a kitchen sink because he was saying I'm throwing everything out and the kitchen sink. So I felt kind of stupid at the beginning and I wasn't going to say that but then I decided to. Oh I think he clarified the joke as all jokes. Let that sink in. It's all the best jokes.

No no it was let that sink in. Man that'd be so funny if he's like I just bought Twitter here comes the he met. He's like, I just bought Twitter. Here comes the sink in. He's like, oh, wait, ball sack, why J.O. Says it makes no sense that liberals dislike him and think he's too powerful. He's literally making the world better. Literally, you know, and is he making it better?

No. Well, a lot of people driving Teslas, but that's not him, right? Like he's not, well, let me also say this about Tesla is because I did look into Tesla stuff and I noticed that as I was reading it, so I read one guy that had five Teslas, he owned five Teslas. Other guys are, are trading in their Tesla after it's a year old and getting a new Tesla. Yeah, that's how cars work. You gotta get the new good one.

That is not good. I would argue that my 2018 Honda CRV is probably better for the environment than somebody that buys five Teslas in five years. Yeah, I mean like I understand what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, you and I are better. I have a forget the year of it, but a Kia Sportage. And so I'm actually better than the people who have Teslas. Yeah, Kia suck though. This guy goes,

idiot. I have I had a Kia and it's a key is older Kia is Yeah, but nowadays Kia's I agree with you but look into it I promise you this As a car it's been great and don't you dare? Car what you invested it. I bought it idiot. This guy goes I said this for years. Yes, Elon Musk is weird He could be a massive dick. He clearly has some sort of McCarty McCoy a Zomblex Messiah complex, but I am complex as what I ultimately his goal with any business is always the ultimate betterment of humanity.

Tesla to push us off oil and accelerate moving to renewables. SpaceX so we can survive extinction level events. Neuralink so we don't fall to AI. The money made is just a bonus. It's a pretty fucking significant and interesting bonus. I don't know if it's an unintended consequence. It's a it's pretty fucking outrageous. I love the richest person in the world. I would think the person who's become the richest in the entire world. I would think the person who's become the richest in the entire world probably has finance in

mind when they're making business decisions. You don't know him. Yeah. That's a really good bonus. So I would I would take that bonus any day of the week. Like what like billions of dollars this guy goes, he's a genius. And the only billionaire actually approve of okay, maybe Bill Gates as well. Pity he says so much stupid shit, though. Okay, so hang on. So approves of him, I guess, because of his bit likes the businesses, recognizes this is an old person who

doesn't like the memes. Right? Fuck myself. You said go fuck yourself to a to a business man. No, I cannot. I cannot sign off on that. Like somebody who's like a real like stickler kind of, you know. Well, this now we're going to get a little bit of argument here. OK, I'm wondering, do you guys think he could do more for keeping this planet alive? There are certain things he could do with his following that could have a massive impact But he chooses I think not to do this don't get me wrong I also admire Elon Musk for what he has accomplished, but the deification makes me think this sub has no room

for constructive criticism now So now we're gonna, he maybe this guy said something that the other guys don't like. Wait, that seems super reasonable. He sort of presented it in a really reasonable way. Like, hey, I think that, you know, I respect him for the stuff he's done. I just think it's, you know, you don't want to put anyone up on a pedestal. That's dangerous. You don't want to do that for any, you know, like that's totally reasonable. Yeah. Yeah. That's the worst place to say it by the way.

It's where it needs to be heard. It's where it needs to be heard. This, this is important having people look at, look at themselves. And I think probably some people did some reflection and probably agree that, Hey, we need to, sorry. I don't think people. Oh sorry easy mate he's not space Jesus he's just a dude we all have to choose to do something in life he chose to make spaceships and electric cars he already works a hundred hours a week I'll bet ask him to do more is a little bit silly isn't it and then this guy replies he goes what else could he do considering that his wealth is not liquid liquid,

and he literally has no hours in the day, left to focus on any other that that idea, he's really gotten that out there, like that PR that this guy does not sleep, he does not have a chance to sleep, he is working all the time. And yeah, I don't understand, like Brian's, I don't understand even looking up to that at all. Like, no, you're telling me that you don't have like you have a bad light, like you work all the time. It's horrible.

Well, let's go to the chive. And just take a look at maybe some conversation and chive some chive riffing as I like. This is the, this will be right up your alley. Look at a chive riffing. If I, Elon Musk smoking weed has become a Musk C meme. So the name of the article, it's just a bunch of pictures of him smoking weed on Joe Rogan, but yeah, who wrote this one? bunch of pictures of him smoking weed on Joe Rogan. But yeah,

who wrote this one? Elizabeth is the name and it's in the section, celebrity humor meme. Well, Brian, do you not know that sometimes cool dudes smoke marijuana? And they look, they don't inhale, which is insanity. When he did an inhale and you were like watching them and you were like thinking like you know Bill Clinton said he didn't inhale and now I have to kind of go back and be like maybe he didn't inhale because I just saw a guy hit a joint and not inhale on TV. I think he's I think he took the drag off of the joint They took was so he took such a huge fucking drag off it that he did inhale

But they blew up so much smoke that it you couldn't even understand that large of a smoke cloud I'm just still like Dealing with the fact that lol cats live somewhere on the internet like it's straight up Dave human said I've said it once I've said it 1000 times. Elon Musk is the Howard Hughes of our generation and in it and it is an honor and a privilege to walk the same earth as him. Nothing but respect for Elon. That's the chiver perspective. And motherfucking MG replies. It goes, fuck that you put your pants on the same way he does. It's an honor to walk the same earth as you.

I feel like there's two types of Elon Musk guys. There's yeah. Elon is just a guy like us who just worked extra hard. And then there's people who are like, he's our king. Like there's- He's a god, he's a, yeah. That is, there's the, he's a guy

that works a hundred hours a week, which I guess, cause he says it all the time, but like I learned this years ago, CEOs, when they say they work a hundred hours a week are adding in like doing yoga and like working out and travel time, travel time, like when they're traveling to a place on a plane or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Every, I could say that because technically I could be like, I work 40 hours a week because I'm looking at stuff on the Internet and saving it to talk about on whatever the show is. So Dave replies to that and he goes, believe me, someday when I meet Elon, he's going to be excited to meet me. That sounds threatening. That sounds a little bit like that. What's that guy's name with the Mark David Chapman or whatever?

I was like, I'll tell you what, he's going to remember me. Swifties for men. Yeah, that is true. This next guy goes, I'd like to meet you, but fuck all this wearing pants bullshit. So that is a child word. We're riffing. So he's making a riff on, let's just be

clear here. They're saying like he puts the pants on one leg at a time, just like you. And he's saying, fuck all that pan shit out. Like I'm the one to put on pants. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of funny. And then the next guy replies, he goes, that's what long John Silver said. And then he gets a reply that says Long Dong Silver can't believe you of all people miss the opportunity. Oh my god, Brian, knock it off. Let's get off the chive now. We're gonna try for a little bit.

We just got to chive. You just got to settle into the chive, brother. I can't believe you of all people miss the opportunity to say Long Dong Silver. I remember Long Dong Silver, of course, he had a 18 inch penis. We all remember Long Dong Silver. Famous born star from the 90s. Maybe. Well, I mean, that's a real guy. Yes, there's a real guy Long Dong Silver. Oh, yeah, he was John Holmes was his name and he went That's not who it is that's not who it is then Johnny Watt

You're gonna look it up. You know finals John Holmes Next guy goes I found it funny that most of the time they're drinking whiskey and no one cares He takes a hit off weed and it's legal there and it's breaking news now Dave comes back and He goes and I love his attitude being I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do and Beach potato said why was it funny? It looked like a great time an interesting conversation for over two hours that I watch you are a master debater. Kate is a fan and your

cringe. I've never encountered. Yeah, because you know that these guys describe everything as cringeworthy. But it is. But it is. It's sometimes the word cringe is the right word to use. That's I cringe. the right word to use. I'm about to get you both. I can promise that. And everybody listening, you might want to pull over. Um, Mugs Diva says, I am watching it today. I watch Rogan all the time. I agree with you. Dave replied, Dave human. I got started. The story he goes, made me man wet Muggsy

Oh, he's like a pussy how a pussy gets wet it made him man wet. Oh, it's closer than the, the poem, I think. You know, it's me man wet. By the way, Long Dong Silver is a British retired porn star known for his large penis. He was born in 1960 in London, England as Daniel Arthur Mead. His stage name is a reference to the fictional Treasure Island character Long John.

So we knew that. Well, there you go. That's a- I like known for his large penis. Yeah. That's what he was known for. I mean, hey. That's what you need to be. I'd rather be known for his large penis. Yeah, that's what he was going for. I mean, hey, that's what you need to be. I'd rather be known for that than.

Like, it was 18 inches is what it was built at, I'm saying. Which is, I think that's not possible. But it was. I feel like maybe if you measured from the butthole or something. Or like maybe like, yeah, like the small of your back or whatever. Or maybe he got an implant like Tom. I mean, I mean, he, if Brian, you could look up a

photo, don't pull it up right now. That's very rude, but you can look up a photo and you can see that it's like, it's, it does look like it's definitely over like 14 inches, you know? Yeah. Well, if you get man, why? I believe it what there's also a long dong silver Some kind of rock formation in Utah In Hanksville, Utah, it's Man kind of back to the dissing you're saying though about smoking weed Like I feel like a lot of these guys are you know, like weed is not as whatever it's the same as alcohol They're they're like coming around to

Liberal positions from 1999. Yeah This guy now here comes somebody reasonable coming in on the chive, okay What the hell where how did he find his way and reasonable chiver? He goes, uh, I'm something of a fan myself What he has accomplished is nothing less than amazing But it is just fine with me if he's not on a pedestal So while I disagree with everything in that thing at least He said he doesn't belong on a pedestal Well, then Dave replies and he goes I feel like enough of the wrong people are on pedestals

That's more right with him being on one than many others. So he's like, no, he should be on a pedestal. That's wild to be like someone would be like, maybe don't put them up on a pedestal. No, I am going to put him on a pedestal. They're like, type that out. Wow. What compels a guy like that to like go say that in this in this environment? You know, what is this chive? This is an Elon Musk.

Yeah, we're just like, look, this is going too far. Elon Musk stands, you know. Oh, well, this guy goes, I don't know. He tweets like Trump doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. And then Dave replies and he goes, that's his genius brain overflowing with ideas where the Trump is like an overflowing toilet. And I say that as a Trump supporter, but truth is truth. So wait, that person is like recognizes

that Trump is kind of like a blowhard or whatever, but it's like, no, but Elon is just too smart. I think it's because of the like, this stuff with the neural link You know what? I mean, he's he's doing all this technology of which of course, he's not He has scientists and people who are doing the actual you know that he's just paying a large amounts of money too But I think in their head a lot of them really think that he's doing this like the real Work behind it. I like you know and they like how you know

He must have some knowledge if of these involved in all of these technology companies and stuff, right? Yeah. Well, that's how business works. Business. I got no idea. I, you know, I got one pair of pants. I don't know about business. You know that all of these guys have run like every airport bestseller. Yeah.

I went to the everything website because I don't think you can do Elon Musk guys without finding Elon Musk guys on X. Yeah, that's that's where they mostly reside on his web. They've you know, he's made a home for his fucking awful fans. I found heavy metal Empress. A woman guy goes Elon has many nice attributes yet the best by far is his love for humanity and earth. Then she goes, Elon, but I'm sorry, these are tweets that you're reading? Yeah, yeah, you want to see them?

Well, don't say the use I would say don't say the username, probably the person who's saying it just because just you know, Reddit is one thing but I would say yeah. Okay, Elon conducted a teleportation time travel experiment and ended up in Camelot. The Knights are bewildered at Elon's intellect and his futuristic armor. He offered them insights on the future in exchange for some jousting lessons.

jousting. insights on the future in exchange for some jousting lessons. Jousting. So this is the big thing is the AI Elon, the AI Elon stuff is all over. I mean, I'm not I've pretty much gotten off of there now since, you know, like, I think a lot of people are doing this the same thing. I couldn't handle it anymore. The, you know, the same thing. I couldn't handle it anymore the you know the same gripes that everybody else have but like just you see a post the cool thing about

Twitter would be seeing this big viral post and there's all these funny replies to it and all of this stuff and stripping that away and just you know like or there's like context to it or like articles below whatever now it's just a a bunch of viral meme videos, meme accounts posting, like 100 of them underneath every single one. It's really an unusable website now. It is really bad. And also now there's the porn bots. Oh yeah. That's funny. But only if you don't have a real job. It's funny to me, because I don't have a real job, I can't get in trouble at work for it. And I think it's hilarious, but yeah, I can't imagine if you're at work, you're like, I don't think I'm gonna, I can't really trust.

Oh, sorry, Brian, go out. Sorry. What were you saying? So this is a picture from, I am not Elon, which is a tribute account that does, uh, posts like that, that are like, he, they do an AI thing and they role play as Elon Musk. And, uh, this one goes, I'm working on a new device that will let you see through walls. Would you buy one? I like that they've invented a straight man glory hole.

I mean, this thing looks like a large hairdryer. Yeah, that's like a large hairdryer. And it's like, I don't know, I don't have a hairdryer, but you know, my wife's got about a hundred of them. Yeah. Then hair straighteners, they ladies love them. He universe says, why would you want to do that? If there's a good reason I'll buy, but seeing through walls is not nice.

So he, he's like, why would you want to do that? But if you can tell me why I would love to, well, well, somebody in the next room could be changing and he's like, okay, I'm in next person says the Holy spirit will help you see through everything. You don't need a device. Oh, religion. I feel like that's ironic. Religion.

I don't know. I could be. Yeah, you never really know. Ironic religion. What about a prompted account? Now, like so many of them are just, it can't really make heads or tails of what is going on over. Here's an interesting reply that I think really adds to the conversation.

How about if you could see through people's hearts? This is what it is. If you're wondering what it's like to be on X, the everything website. This is what it's like nowadays. Oh, this person says who wouldn't want it. It would be more popular than the remote control. on it. It would be more popular than the remote control. They're one of the most popular bucket. Think of all the inventions. No, no, honestly,

so fucking good. In my opinion, I'll simply will not buy a television without one. It's a must have if I'm having a television that remote control. Good example. It's such a good example. The remote control being the height of technology is popular shit. Like, it's gonna be more popular than the remote control. I guess like referring to like maybe when what like this is a really old person and they're referring to you know probably i mean and i don't know because remote controls have existed since i've been alive and i'm yeah yeah yeah no but that really old people there definitely was a time where there

was no remote controls there was televisions and no remote controls like 70 yeah you had to like go and do it on the tv or whatever but that was like 50 60 years ago or what I think But yeah That's the only thing I can think of is they're talking about that time period where it's like Oh my god, the invention of the remote control and everyone's like this is the greatest invention ever You know, it's better than slice bread like instead of saying this is the best invention since sliced bread you say Oh, yeah, this is the best invention since the remote control. I have a feeling that's going to take off on the, uh, the guys in the guys universe, like no motorcycle.

Uh, this person goes, uh, I don't like to spy on anyone's life and I'm not a spy perhaps to catch terrorists and criminals. It's a tool. Yes. Like how, what, what do you a tool. Yes. Like, how? What? What do you do? What do you mean, Brian? You go up to a house and you look in there, see if there's a terrorist inside.

It's fucking simple. I guess you never done any war. Yeah. How do you think they got ISIS? Yeah, come on, man. It's ridiculous because they can already just do that because they just have the heat seek, you know, they can just use the like heat vision or whatever and see through walls and more.

Earl, Earl might be a sex guy because he says all men would, which is. All men. Oh. All men would want, only specifically men would want this. Yeah. This person. Well, I think we can probably safely say that women would not want it.

Women wouldn't want it. I would argue that there would be a lot of men that also wouldn't want it. I mean, I feel like that poster is like from the movie Porkies, you know, like that from the 80s or whatever, where they're like, peeping so like, you know, all the guys are looking to peep on unsuspecting women in a shower. Guys are climbing trees and like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This person does come up with a good use for it. And I'll tell you that when I was younger, you couldn't see through the front door when someone knocked.

I used to want to divide device like this to see who was knocking, or when going to restaurants, you wanted to know if they were crowded or to see if a store had an item you wanted. But they have a peephole. A peephole in a window is what he invented there. Yeah, those are peephole in a window. Did they not have peepholes when he was,

how long have peepholes been around? Longer than good remote control. I was more interested in, I could see if a restaurant was crowded. Yeah, they just walk inside, but yeah, but, and again, a window, I think does the trick on that. Usually most restaurants, not all, but most of them have like, cause they want people to see inside and see what it,

you know, see the other people eating and stuff. Yeah. Almost all restaurants that I would say, yeah, have windows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they'll tell you, they'll actually tell you if you call them on the phone or something, if they're busy, you could call them and you can ask them what their table availability is. Definitely. It's a staple of the restaurant industry. They need to be able to sort of, you know, fill the restaurant up and you know, they want to have as many customers

as possible. So yeah, walk by with your enormous, weird x ray peephole thing your hairdryer people thing just looking on the side of a building inside like this one looks like it's pretty empty, honey. I feel like if you if a man really got that, that would probably be a cause for divorce. Yeah, I mean, I would leave. Yeah,

wants to look at naked lady. I think that 90% of people would do it to look at naked ladies. A lot more naked ladies than there are terrorists. That's for sure. You know, here's a story. Apple to pause advertising on X after Musk backs anti-Semitic post. Well, go fuck yourself. Yeah, this guy goes. I mean, how much more advertising does it need?

In fact, this drama probably gave it more advertising than Apple ever would. Now, what that is is their misunderstanding. Understanding they think that they think that X is advertising on Apple. In fact, Apple is advertising on X and is pausing that. OK, so this one X gets any money when they're on the news, because that's really what the guy's saying is like, this publicity is great. And it's like, well, it gets more people, it gets more traffic, it's more traffic. And this this guy goes, wow, Elon, hate boner is raging today.

Fuck that. Yeah, people have a hate boner for them. You know, the people say that these people say boner so much. So yeah, hate boner. I saw hate boner a lot. I actually ended up because I saw it, I searched it to see how often they use it. They use it a lot. They it's funny because they get mad at leftists that say, like, Oh, why you meet writing or white? Why are you sucking on Elon's dick? You know what I mean? Which is funny. Like, I would never do that joke,

because it's just something that I wouldn't do. But it very clearly bothers them, because they have a lot of means that are about that. You know what I mean? So I was like, it very clearly bothers them. It's not a joke I would do. But you know, but this guy goes fuck Apple. If there was a phone that was an Apple or a Google phone, I'd switch doesn't Apple do some shady shit in China? Fuck them. Let he without saying cast the first. I love that's one of my favorite things too. It's just like,

they have absolutely no morals at all. They don't care about any shit that's like going on. They're using the worst companies for everything. But then as soon as like the company says something bad about their hero, then they're just like, Oh, aren't they like up to some really shady stuff as well? It's like, well, you didn't care about that at all before you can't pretend to care now. Let me show you this this meme here that they shared. I think

it's important. And I think most of this is why when you revelize, revolute, revelize, revelize that might be they might be pounding table now flubbing like full Flub chant on that because a couple of slid through today, but that one, that one was that one that I will hear about. Revolize. Revolize.

Yeah. Let's say it a few more times. So it gets stuck into people's heads a little bit and they can remember to post that. Kate, you want to, you want to say, Revolize for us? Revolize. Revolize. I seem to have forgotten how to say revolution since I quit doing the other podcast. Revolutionize.

When you revolutionize electric cars and space travel, live in a $50,000 house. Now, I believe that is bullshit. Oh, yeah, there's no way. What house is even? What the hell? There's a where I live that simply does not exist. It does not exist almost anywhere in the US anymore or in Texas like because they're saying Texas he lives near SpaceX and a $50,000 house I think that what I might be that might be true because there's nowhere in the greater Austin area. No, because ever the places right around SpaceX are worthless now because of all the like fucked up all the like testing that they're doing there is completely fucked the area over. So maybe he's in one of those places.

Well, they said it's like a collapsible sort of weird, like, I don't know, he doesn't live in a house, like, from what I've understood, he likes he he he stays at other people's houses or whatever. And I think he has, they said he does have a place, but sometimes when he's working at space X, he stays in this little $50,000 like collapsible temporary building thing is, is he lives in a gigantic fucking mansion sleeps on the most expensive bed that you can possibly buy as a human being. And the couch at work, because he works really hard.

A lot of times this guy is working so hard. He works like 100 hours a week. A hundred of them. And then he goes, pay 11 billion in taxes, even though 99% of your wealth is stored in stocks and selling your stocks to pay taxes could harm your company and the economy, and people still call you greedy. And then there's a picture of Elon Musk,

and you're like, what? And the person says, why do people even hate him? Well, I think some people, I would say, in my opinion, is like, some people feel like they're on a desert island, and some people, they need water water to survive and he has about 180,000 bottles of water and they have zero bottles of water and they wonder why he doesn't give some of the bottles of water to The people who need it why he keeps so many of them also sometimes he says racist things

Also, he seems to be getting really caught up in the culture war stuff. And he's really on the wrong side of almost thing in my opinion, like I that's why I don't like him. I find him to be and on top of that, he looks so gross and ugly. He looks like he's all smelly and gross. nerdy and shit. Like he's got mucus in his mouth all the time. He's fucking arrogant. He's I mean, he's, I mean, there's like so many reasons to hate this person. If you can't find one,

then there is something wrong with you, I believe. Or you just identify with him too much, you know? I guess to your point, there is something wrong with you. It's just weird too, because I'm sure on this show that a lot of times you guys go into various kind of stand culture things. But to me, like the stand culture, even though it's always pretty toxic, like if it's about a band that's good, or even if it's about a person who's really attractive, like Taylor Swift or something like that, you know, it makes a lot more sense than stanning someone who is just like own appealing in every way

It's just nothing to him in a weird way because like we you know We did the comic book guys where it's like well, they get something in the end They get a comic book. You don't get nothing from this fucking guy They think they are be that's another thing that's weird about it too, because he does those like periodic, not as much anymore, but those interactions with random people that he would do like on X or whatever. And so I think there's this weird feeling that they have like, yeah, no, I could, I could, I could be fucking friends with Elon. Or I could be friends with Elon. Like he could hire me, I could fucking, this could actually be a thing, you know, like I could, I could do something with Tesla. I could make money. Like, you know, I think I could really rock it. Yeah.

I could go on a rocket ship to the, to the moon Doge coin, you know, like they think that they're, that this actually could have an end game for it. I think a lot of them also, uh, they do believe that they're qualified to sort of work for them. And I did see a lot of Reddit posts where they're like, we know you're reading, like they, whatever psycho stuff they're writing and then be like, we know you're reading this Elon. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think they there there's this weird feeling because of his, yeah, like sort of casual way that he interacts with people online. Sometimes There's this feeling like, yeah, I mean, he's out here.

He's fucking Lord knows he's ain't sleeping. So he's, you know, he's got, he's doing a lot of shit. He's reading Reddit. Yeah, he's reading Reddit. He could be reading these things, you know, and like every now and then there'll be a story where it's like he reaches out to somebody and sends them this thing just to keep that dream alive

for those fucking freaks. So they keep idolizing him. And I guess, yeah, I don't know why. I guess he's probably getting money from them in some way. Oh, yeah, they're buying Teslas and stuff, right? They're buying. Yeah. I don't think a lot of these people who stand in probably are buying Teslas. Now they are. I mean, the ones who can afford it are definitely. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's like a huge subjection of people who are like, yes, I love Elon Musk and I love my Tesla and I'm like in a Tesla,

Elon Musk group and I love the cyber truck and like, but yeah, it's only the really rich ones because Teslas are expensive. Teslas are so expensive and also like there are a lot of these people, I feel like live in Republican areas and having an electric car is very cucked. Yeah, it is. It's kind of, it gets complicated though because it's Elon Musk's company and he's like, you know, he hates, you know, at least he hates, you know, LGBTQ people, right? So it's like, yeah, yeah, at least the guy who made it is pretty hateful though, guys, right? Remember? It's like, yeah, yeah. At least the guy who made it is pretty hateful though, guys.

Right. Remember? Yeah. I'm not sure though. I really think like, uh, I, I think I agree that some of these people don't have anything and they just hope to someday own a Tesla and then the other people that have a Tesla or five or two or whatever, I mean, they have, they think that they can, they're operating in the same

circles as Elon Musk, you know what I mean? Like, Oh, I'm, I'm kind of like them. So here's, uh, this is the last thing we're going to do. And these are guys explaining why people hate him. And I thought it would be fun to hear from their perspective. Why people hate Elon Musk and stargazer 12 AM says, politicians know that ignorance, fear and hatred drives votes. Votes drive politicians job security.

What scares politicians the most is the thought of him running for office. He can't be bought or controlled as a politician because he doesn't need the money. They fear what they can't control. Now I want to say this is something they said about Trump, where they don't realize that he's a moron. And that whatever the last person says to you know what I mean? Like people just say shit to him. And he's like, Oh, yeah, I believe that, you know, that's all he does all day is people will post some nasty thing. And like, oh,

that's interesting. I Yeah, you know, so the idea that you can't be bought, like, that's just not true as well, just because you have your own money. Like these people who are ultra rich like that, they're constantly trying to accumulate more wealth and power. And so the idea that like, just because somebody is extremely wealthy, they can't be bought, like, it's not just money, there's other things and other whatever it is, and there's more money. There's easily Donald Trump obviously got bought, you know, even though he had his own money. He's out there offering like, hey, you know, if you donate whatever, however much to me, like I will. He made the offer to the like the fossil fuel CEOs. Yeah. Yeah.

He's like, you can buy me, you know? Yeah. So it's like, yeah, buy me, you know, like, yeah. So it's like, yeah, I think that's a that's a misconception. So I need money to they need the money to run the campaigns. But what they're saying is they these guys don't like Elon Musk has so much money that he could he doesn't need to take any political donations. He could run an entire campaign without the idea that he would is a completely different thing.

You know, yeah, this person says, uh, uh, he stated multiple times that president sucks ass as a job and really doesn't want it, um, would be super hard to get elected because he doesn't play their game and he's not natural born American. And that would make it also very hard for him to run for president because he can't legally run for president. That's a difficult issue with it is that he's not legally allowed to run for president. This guy goes, however, however, let's look at the positive side of this. Any form of colony on Mars may or may not become independent very fast under his influence.

So he couldn't, he couldn't be the president of Mars. Yeah. And with his leadership, it could break away from the earth people quite quickly and have its own independent society is what they say. Yeah. Federal minimum wage on Mars. Yeah. Mars is gonna be great. Like he's got, it's all about the memes up there too. You will actually, those coin will be the money. That was going to be the money. It'll be all about the memes. You know, you'll basically yeah, there won't be newspapers, they'll just be memes, papers, and everything will be fucking pretty, pretty epic, I would imagine. And it will collapse quite quickly. And there'll be every time you say something within about a month there'll be some woman coming up to you completely naked just oh that'll be cool some by the way that's what i do with the

we know those twitter bots that reply like the whole you know they're like full naked the babes yeah like but now they're like naked oh yeah like like vagina shots like full on i take those photos and i download them to my computer and then I post them onto the tribe so that my guys can rate that lady. This guy goes I mean, and this is gonna be interesting to both of you, I think. Okay. I mean, if it were Elon versus Trump, it wouldn't be a question. The orange ass clown would never get my vote. He's a walking disaster.

If it were someone else, it would depend on who it was. So anti-Trump pro Elon is notable use of the word ass clown. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's that's Elon language. I mean, it's funny that they are Pickle Rickheads all the way. Stargazer says it's the same left establishment attacking Musk that attacked and still attack former president Donald J. Trump, which by the way, be right.

Donald J. Trump. When you're a Trump supporter, they loathe private sector ingenuity and success. They want an all powerful government to manage everything, but that squashes the competitive drive behind ingenuity. Please don't think that I'm suggesting that these two men are similar, but neither could be financially manipulated by either political establishment. I'll leave it to others to argue to what degree that did or didn't happen with 45, but that's a different different subject not related to this post.

And the next guy just says they hate him because he's a good person. They make me man. Yeah, you make man wet. We barely even addressed his whole like Elon's whole like a breeding fetish. Yeah. Yeah Little bit that he's so efficient that he makes multiple babies with one come You know, we just we just touched on it. But do they go into the guys go into that part? That's private I think they admire it for sure. I saw some people goofing on them on the chai for the kid names.

Yeah. And then other people on the chai got fucking furious at him and like that's off limits and talk about someone's kids. I don't talk about someone's kids period. I felt kind of stupid having a kid because of what Elon Elon Musk was so Excited like everybody's got to have kids, you know, we need more kids out there Yeah And so then when I had a kid I kind of felt stupid because I was kind of like fuck I'm doing what what Elon says to do, you know Well, this guy says extremists on both left and right criticize him because he thoughtfully does what he thinks benefits humanity

The most and doesn't compromise that to fit with either quote team and then finally the last word goes the best highlight 9414 he goes politicians don't hate them they actually hate themselves and project that self hate onto someone that reminds them of their own failures. That is in that's projection. reminds them of their own failures. That is in that's projection. So that is Elon Musk guys, who knows when they're going to make a return on guys plus I'm going to tell you, you ain't going to get a lot of this on guys plus and I apologize for that but I can't hear I can't read this crap. It sucks.

A guy said man wet. Yeah, I feel like this is I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but this is going to affect my relationship because I'm going to have to be celibate for like a while now. I'm sorry. I think I will get a motor running right away. That's totally understandable. Yeah, even just to, we got into like sort of Elon Musk

and thinking of him, any time you think of him as a sexual being, it's like, it's very, it makes you feel really nasty about sex for me, yeah. Exactly, yeah. Well, Kate, tell people, if you have anything to plug, I know you do, I'm very clumsy there. A meme of my cleavage will be on tribe. Turn Kate into a chivet.

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