Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 77 - Porno Guys with Mike Hale

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

Look, I wouldn't listen to this on a stereo that other people can hear but I spent some time looking through adultdvdtalk and Mike brought us some nasty old men. What is the problem with modern porno? How would you reply to your favorite porno stars on X - The Everything website. They are definitely nasty. It is a return to form, a dirty episode! Mike Hale is on Your Kickstarter Sucks and it is the funniest podcast out there. There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social   Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian and I'm not going to insult Chris this week by calling him a goon or a gooner Hi, Chris. He sort of did I guess some people could argue that they're heavy-duty masturbators Yeah Yeah to me I to me I know it more is like a soccer term It's arsenal the Gunners are the arsenal supporters and so to insult them people call them the gooners, but yeah I'm not you will yeah

You're gonna have to you guys are gonna have to bear with me on this one Because I'm not super familiar with this whole pornography thing and so I'm gonna be really coming at it from Ignorant and obvious you're a novice and if we're gonna talk about porno guys There's only one guy we'd bring on and we haven't had him forever Mike Hale hi Mike What's up boys how you doing yeah this is a Mike episode if ever there was one you're the one that you know what ended up happening to me feel about that how do you feel about that Mike that's cool pretty cool how do you feel about the fact that Brian said hey, we're doing one about Disgusting pornography and he said well, and he literally said to me. He actually said to me

Well, there's nobody else we could get other than my It was exciting I love him Mike he's like our one of our regular guys Oh, yeah, he's our original guest of course on sex guys, and yeah, we love Mike I'm just saying I think I don't know that we want to necessarily pigeonhole him specifically as, you know, a nair, a sexual pervert. No, he's a pervert hunter. I see a mass like he's sort of like a pervert hunter. He finds them. And Mike, I found myself when I got depressed prepping this episode. I'm gonna tell you the truth

Or anything because I I'm so depressed by this that I went I was like, okay, this is really depressing So I was sorry. I'm confused what what was depressing about this guy good old pornography little PNV You know pornography get a little have the time of your life. Yeah have a little masturbate to it You know I mean whoa you know it sounds like a whole lot of fun get up and locking the door now for a little Fun time now back to work Looking at this nasty filth people know I walk around and look at my phone when I'm

Working I I do all my work on my phone. What I do is I open up read it or this time It's all a form. It's all adult DVD talk Don't that's and is that because is right? There's not a lot of talk on reddit or or is it no to now too nasty 90% of reddit is Let's say a video of a woman maybe sucking on a dick, and then people saying, who's that? That's it. They're always asking who it is.

You the guy or the girl? Yeah. Both. Usually the girl, but probably both, yeah. Probably depending on like, yeah. I mean, you see that a lot. I don't want to, you do tend to see that a lot. I don't want to You do tend to see that I have I've seen a couple of pornography Pornography videos in my life on the internet and you will you will see a comment

Underneath them that will say you know who is she that is a that is a very common pornography thing I think yeah, it's extremely creepy. Can I tell you my favorite ones are says DM question mark? So they're hoping for there's they're saying would you like to would you a pornography woman like to send me a DM faceless creep on the internet My favorite comment like that is the ones that are like What would you guys do to her or whatever when the guys like post a photo of like someone what or something? I was like, what would you guys do? Well, I don't want to talk about this with you. I Love those two because they're like

You'll get down there one person be like, I take her out to dinner or you know, like Guys like a lot of these guys are like Listen, I think I am one dinner away from porno sex. You know what I mean? I think a lot of these guys think you think they're playing a bit of the the long game not super long but like Longer game where they're like they really do just want to have sex, but they think dinner is their way to sex Yeah, which is you know traditionally That's how you kind of learned when you're a kid, you know, you got to take them out for dinner, right? Well, I'll tell you a story

I've talked about this before and everybody goofs on me, but I don't care I used to go to this strip club called Rachel's and Columbus, Ohio it was in my old neighborhood and you know every couple Fridays We'd be like let's go fucking Rachel's and simbads and sit and watch the dancers. Yeah, that's yeah, I mean whatever I Don't know why I don't know why people even rip on you about that to be honest It's like I knew I knew a lot of really disgusting Brace guys who would do that when I was younger. I had plenty of people who have turned out to be very, very shady individuals

who would do that all the time. So I don't understand. I was with my wife still at the time. Like I am now. It sounds like I'm not with my wife anymore. I was already dating my wife at the time. I just was like, you know, let's go. Let's go strip club I mean we've discussed this we've talked about it. She was there was somebody there You think that your your wife didn't have a good time, but you had you were convinced It was for a different reason. I think I remember but yeah, I think it's

Kind of normal for everyone to hear. I don't think anyone's really Going off by the fact that you were at a strip club So we the time we went with this guy came with us this my friend's brother. Who's a Mormon? And he did he he finished his mission his Mormon mission he came home and we're like, let's go to the bar to celebrate your Mormon mission Remember how it ended up being that, but he got there and I think the sensory overload got to him and he followed this girl around all night and then he bought like three lap dances. All of all three of them.

He said, I don't want you to dance. Let's just sit down and talk Guys that come into these places are real scumbags all they want to do is fuck My god, I would have a conversation with the lady. That's nice. Think about how I mean, I'm guessing Almost certainly much worse for the girl. Yeah. Having to have the conversation with this guy, you know. She's like, can I just do the dance that I'm used to doing? You know, I'm not really interested in talking to this Mormon guy. Yeah, that's real.

That's real proper weird creep behavior, but it makes sense. It's like weird religious creep behavior. It's like oh I can change you Maybe I can take her away from here and you know a rose Before we left There's the roses yeah There are at all the clubs in around here There are like a woman will go around at like one o'clock or midnight With roses and sell roses so you can give them to your sweetie pie that like happens

Not even strip clubs not all strip clubs They used to sell them at the Yucatan Liquor Stand when I went there and would damn it That's I mean they sell roses at places But that you're saying this is a specific situation where it's like this is clearly meant to Give to your sweetie at the end of The night who is an exotic dancer It's not in fact your girlfriend when he came to talk to us. I I just was like I Couldn't believe first of all how much he knew about her because like I said he paid

$50 three said he paid $50 three times he paid $150 for 15 minutes of her time and then talk to her about going to school or whatever and what? What he would like it was all about him. It wasn't about her, but I think that's a lot of these guys That reply to these Twitter things That is one type of guy. That's like, oh, I'll take you out, I'll treat you right, I'll listen to you and all this stuff. Then there is the other type of guy.

The direct, the direct guy. The very direct guy. I'd like to eat your pussy and look at your asshole. These are the guys that Mike knows about. These are the guys that Mike will show It is crazy and they all kind of look the same they all have a really they they're using an old camera for their profile Oh, I was just looking at some I was checking up on my I keep my some of my guys in a sheet and I was checking up on him and

I'm laughing because the guy took the blurriest This one guy took the blurriest photo of all time of his small cock and he and the the caption that he put was Who want? Was it posted to Twitter on Twitter Like it was it in a was it a reply to something or was it posted to? Twitter? It was on Twitter, yeah. Was it a reply to something or was it a post? Do you remember? I think it was a reply. Yeah, yeah.

They usually go for a reply for engagement purposes. So crazy. Yeah, yeah. So what I did, I actually went to Twitter and just typed sexy porn stars and now I'm on a page called sexy porn stars Not a lot of replies To that but so I was like, okay, I'll go to Jenna Jameson who very famous porn star from the Stars of all I mean, she's massive. She was let me say when I was a kid. She was very important to me in my life

When I was a kid, she was very important to me in my life We all wanted it. We all wanted to be here. I wanted to meet her and I wanted to have a long conversation with her I wanted to give her a rose and find out what her job was Speak to her life and she's a right-wing freak. Oh, I didn't ever know that her replies Are the most so this is a picture that says caption this but be nice and it's an overexposed picture of Jenna Jamison sitting on a toilet, which is an Very overexposed like it's yeah. Yeah, I even see her in it So let's go through just a few of these Michael de Rochers Says a Twitter name what full name Michael death's roach

He put it down all of them put their name a lot of these guys will post their full drivers I know I'm not saying Brian that, that you shouldn't, although maybe you shouldn't say their names, but I'm not even saying it's up to you. They are putting it out there publicly, but I'm just saying that the hilarious part is like making these kinds of comments with your full fucking legal name and photograph. You know, that's amazing. Chris, it's the same as when we were doing the sex guys episode or when we cover more when we read about swinger clubs on On this guys plus on the bonus shows and stuff like that is that you can go look at like a swinger club Reviews and there is a non

There's there's like 10% of them are a picture of a family with their kids. Yeah There's like 10% of them are a picture of a family with their kids. Yeah A lot of these guys will do that They'll post like their their nasty cock and their yellow underwear and stuff And then the next photo in their like photo grid is like their grandkid like graduating from College or something. They just don't have really like a concept of It all being in the same place really like yeah they're just or I think that like I I don't know it would be amazing to talk to one of those people do you know like and like somebody who had some self-awareness to

sort of like understand and say like what is like go is it just like a blur are you just like in an absolute like fog of horniness where you're just like not really thinking straight or like, you know What leads you to post this photo and say like come suck on this sweetie or whatever? Well, I put I put a doc here in the streamer chat. If you want to click on it It's just some good. It's just some guys that I I found a nice thing about having DB on porno Is he's one of the few guests who he will bring its own material. It is it is

all photographs of of old nude men with disgusting penises. Brian, can you share those? You're laughing. I am. I am. I am. I am right now. Thank you. No, I hate. I hate when my friends are laughing and I don't know why. So it's a picture of a guy on the toilet His ball bag. It's just it's it's just the bottom of his ball You've ever seen in your life it's focused on his feet which are at the bottom of the photo

And these are two separate guys. I just like the comp, the kind of composition between. Yeah, the answer is another guy. But it's very close. So many tongues in the days leading up to this, like so many guys posted. Look how long my tongue is. I would never even consider that. Like, do you know what I mean?

I've never been I'm not a big sexting kind of sending things like that. But like, you know, you can understand, you know, a big sexting kind of sending things like that, but you can understand you're sending nude photos of each other back and forth. No, Mike's got his tongue out. I can understand doing nude photographs back and forth, but this whole idea of just sending your tongue, I don't think it's appealing, but maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe some women are listening who are like, no, no, no, a nice big long tongue photo would really do it for me. So here's one reply to that Jenna Jameson picture that I wanted to read. This guy, Will Enigma, so that's not his real name. He goes, when you go towards the light and all you see waiting for you is Jenna Jameson,

quote, yup, this is heaven. Pretty good, pretty good though, because it does have a heavenly feel to it so he's incorporated that sort of that's a good one by the way can we do think we could just take down that the guys tongue is still up on the screen oh well the point of me sharing this was the there's couple at the bottom that okay, so we got a naked guy standing standing ominously like Looks like it follows like it really it really looks like it follows It looks like it's out of a horror film if they like if you put this image into a horror film

It would be considered scary by those people And here's a guy outside which I've seen a lot of nudists in my life. I assume this guy is not a nudist. I think he is. Yeah, he's a nudist. I was going to say he's got nudist vibes, definitely. Okay, here's a guy looking out the window. We've covered nudists, Mike.

We had Ike Baranolts on and talked about nudists, and we learned. Oh my God, sorry. This guy with long curly hair. Okay. And he's sort of got his one leg up. Huge trash bag behind him too. Just a huge full trash bag. You can just see his little dick and balls sort of peeking out under his thigh. That's cool.

So, let's see. Let's go into, I'll go into my porno guys my adult DVD talk Research so that you guys can hear some stuff. This is a website This is a clarify this is a forum. Okay adult DVD talk. It's an old-school forum. I think very much But it's still very active. Okay, so this guy goes here's something. I've been thinking about a lot lately I love porn and theory in Reality, I'm almost always disappointed with what I see Although there's no shortage of beautiful women among the performers high production values in the scene and features in anal sex and DPs

Which is my favorite thing to watch to be clear what I'm complaining about here is not porn in general But specifically the hardcore anal themed gonzo porn, which is the only thing I care about. Here are the problems that I identify. Okay, this is good. I thought he was just going to be complaining about it. But he has identified problems with the gonzo double anal in the dog or anal themed gonzo porn. Yeah, let's hear what the issues are. Maybe we'll maybe we'll maybe we're laughing

But maybe we'll agree with them. The first one is artificial erection ever since Cialis and VIAG by Viagra everything So weird that Cia saying Cialis and Viagra in a row is kind of okay We'll give it to you We'll give it to enter the world of porn in the early 2000 male performers have have been able to have a heart on even if they're not really horny. Why is this a bad thing? Because this has made male porn stars focused on fucking, the penetration motion, rather than on the women that they're in bed with. The word chemistry has lost its meaning. Porn reviewers talk about chemistry between a guy and a girl when there

is intensity in the fucking Maybe some dirty talk or whatever but real chemistry However problematic it is to talk about real in regards to porn since everything we see is a kind of fiction and illusion of sex arises when a guy seems turned on by a girl and he seems turned on and she seems turned on by him so there's some kind Of sexy mutuality in the air Remember Christoph Clark in the 90s? He always seemed so damn horny. That old French pervert.

Today's male porn stars have better looks, more muscular bodies, bigger cocks, and many of them are also quite young compared to how it was in the past. But they seem more like efficiency-oriented result oriented fuck machines than horny guys fucking with hot girls Which makes these guys less relatable for the average porn consumer often? They don't even look at the woman not their faces at least there's no interaction because no interaction is needed Unlike real-life sex with natural erection and a natural wood problem It feels like they work in a factory or have a workout session at the gym. It has very little to do with sex.

So his first problem. Signed the thoughtful stroker. The pondering stroker. This guy is kind of like, I mean, listen, I don't watch enough gonzo double anal porno to really comment, but I mean, I think that makes sense. That makes sense. No, it does, it does make sense, it does make sense.

If you could just have an artificial boner and you don't have to be sexually aroused to be in the scene, then you would possibly be performing differently. And I think that if you had to actually get yourself sexually aroused, it might improve your performance in the scene I know of a guy that

Absolutely does you know he does it on it he gets like Artificially aroused and he he probably loves having so he's probably one of the best sex-happening guys in the world Well, I would argue I know what his name is and we all do And I would argue I know what his name is and we all do and I would argue that he's also destroyed a number of these artificial penises life so I think the ultimate boner yeah so I don't know if he's really like currently he cannot even get hard so I don't know he's the best yeah. Yeah, that's like one of those guys that injects like You know the cement or so he did arms. Oh, he he injected stuff into his dick That's like step three on the thing DB first you take the Cialis or the Viagra

Take one in the morning or one and a half in the morning and one and a half at night Then you increase it then you start increasing the dosages until it gets to dangerous levels and then you start with the dick injections where you start literally sticking a needle into your dick to get it hard. And then after that, if that fails, then you have to go to a full on dick implant. The AMS 700. The AMS 700. You've got to get an AM. 700 700 that is like you physically pump it up and get yourself hired and it like makes your dick really small when it's soft Okay, so he has more problems we're not done with all of his problems number two Number two! Number one! That was only one of his points.

This guy's a blowhard. Oh my god. But it's so funny to... Now, okay, number two. The normalization of anal sex. I have conflicting feelings about this. On one hand, anal sex is what I want to watch, so I should be grateful that it's so commonplace today.

On the other hand, I want anal to feel special. In the 90s and even more so in the 80s, anal had something very nasty and dirty about it, something that the girls normally wouldn't do. This was the impression that the performers and the directors gave when they agreed to do it. They were more or less overwhelmed with the intense sensation, which was very exciting to watch.

Nowadays, anal is expected from any aspiring porn actress They're very trained and prepared for it and act like it's all fun The narrative in a porn scene the story in this fiction has changed from anal being something painful But also exciting to something and it's enjoyable as vaginal sex which is a lie of course Oh, I'm starting to get a bit of a better picture of this guy He seems like he might be one of the scary type of sex guys He might be he might be a scary porno guy. I mean scary porno guys who are like

I just I wanted to I wanted to feel like she's in danger Yeah, this guy listen I Also, I'm sure that it was probably better when it was more taboo, you know, like a taboo thing I understand that sort of concept of it, but he loses me when he's talking about how he wanted to Notice how much they were in pain. That's something I'm looking for in my poor nose. He goes he goes Which is a lie, of course and perhaps a fantasy for many porn viewers But I think that this vanity fantasy reduces the drama

Turgical power of anal sex in a scene something that I absolutely hate but which is quite common in our scenes where there is no Vaginal sex at all this takes away from the whole point of anal sex being that extra gear that you can shift into It makes the It makes the only gay it makes it the only gear one of my favorite porn stars of recent years is Jinberra Bellucci She's so incredibly beautiful sexy charming and nasty and in some scenes She has a hairy pussy which in her case looks very hot Thank you for that She has a hairy pussy which in her case looks Completely aside from any point that he's made at all

He just remembered it and he kind of got him turned on and he's like right that she has a hairy But several of her scenes are ruined by the anal sex starting right away But several of her scenes are ruined by the anal sex starting right away After some oral action with no vaginal sex proceeding it and no clip rubbing to make it look like she's actually sexually Stimulated during the anal sex it takes away the whole illusion of an actual With this gorgeous woman, and it's not her fault not at all. It's the director and I guess the studio Jim Barrett is just one example. I see this all the time It's very frustrating the dramaturgy of anal scenes are gone and finally number in this this guy is a fucking porno guy He's not thinking of porno in the same way

Porto I have never considered porno to the degree that he has I've never Thought about it so much and like, you know it to me. I'm like, alright, let's find one that makes me horny Writing something the reason I'm I never read long posts on here. I specifically avoid Very long posts, but this guy wrote this He was thinking about porn in a way that I don't I don't fucking know like I but this one number three The pissing trend is it just me or do we see an increase in gonzo scenes that end with the female being used as a toilet? They get pissed on drink piss and whatnot. I can't even watch this crap. I'm totally grossed out by it.

You don't have to watch it. You don't have to watch it. There is so much porn. Everybody put some links here to that kind of stuff. We'll block it. Let's get it. We're looking to get a block list together. Why does this guy just watch other portos?

Have you gone around and just try to find the end of any category of porno? You will never do it. There is an infinite amount of porno. It's being made too fast for you to even keep up with it, you know? So it's like you don't have to be watching porno that has pissing in it. And it always it has the the tags to it'll tell you, you know. Well, this guy responds to him. His name's Molasses Slime and he says, different strokes, plenty of people don't mind or even prefer anal piss and long scenes.

Fortunately for you, there's an easy solution to your major problems with today's porn. Simply watch the porn that caters to you. There are thousands of video released every year. Surely you can find something for you. Porn doesn't suck simply because it doesn't cater to your taste Perhaps you should explore amateur content. I really really like this guy being like I'm gonna defend a porno. Yeah

Oh So you're having some trouble with the big federations. You're not you're not liking WWE Maybe try some of the indie shows some of the backyard stuff You know there's sometimes there's a little more purity there. You could find you know more Specificity even you have no idea how parallel this stuff is to rest As I was doing this person says porn star named buck naked is his name. He's gonna give his little list One is only fans wait is it buck? That's got that's a fame. Is that support? That's a famous It just says his name is his his it says porn star named buck naked and he's an all-star member

Oh, I see. He's famous. Yeah, he's just he's just doing a goof. Okay. He's not like it. That's not he has Okay, he's not like it. That's not he has eleven thousand nine hundred and twenty one posts in this forum So Jesus yeah, he's a king. He's a forum king his problems are only fans to tat it up No personality male performers who think the scenes are about them. I can see that being a problem Three length of scenes if you have 60 minutes of hot sex that's fine But when the setup takes 20 minutes or more you've lost me and this from a person who like her never heard of fast forward Skip ahead dude Well, we get another reply from D love 22 and he goes I think the anal and pissing opinions are really subjective and that just Comes down to taste

personally Agreed are really subjective and that just comes down to taste. Personally, I love anal with a passion, but hate water sports with equal passion. So all anal scenes are great for me though. I understand those who want anal to be special. Anything pissing related I avoid like the plague, but if that's your kink, bask in the golden glow. As for intimacy, I do think there's something producers can do and that is having the performers spend less time fucking for the camera. What I mean is they want performers to make sure the camera catches everything so much so that the fucking

seems wouldn't because they have to fuck in a way that has a little motion as possible because the position has a better angle for the camera, which of course sometimes is a good thing. The camera is there for us and we want to see all the nasties, but there's a balance Sometimes I don't always want the performers to fuck for me. Sometimes I want them to fuck each other and I simply want to watch Do you think it would be cool to have like a? Like a director direct like a real like a a really good director, like Scorsese or something.

Director of porno, like a hard core, like gonzo style porno. Huge crane shot. Yeah, then maybe you could figure it out, but they're right because it's about figuring out a way to just get the cameras set up where you can just capture all of the nastiness, but they can just be free and just have free sex. You know, you just tell it, you just say,

you have wild sex now, you know? And then we feel like we're just kind of watching it versus seeing performers perform. Our original poster comes back and says thanks for your replies. Yeah, maybe I'm a bit subjective to each his own and so forth. But I just find it depressing that I have to look for older porn with picture quality way below today's standards to find something. I like I'm not really nostalgic I don't think that porn was perfect in the past I just know that there are issues today that didn't exist before I choose to ignore only fans. It's nothing for me I'm not even annoyed by it But interesting to see some of you see only fans as the number one problem with porn today so that is a conversation that actually happened on a website that is insane. And that's not the only one. We have other conversations here. We got weird

little things that turn you on in a scene. So these are these are these guys are, you know, talking about what they like. and our first guy's name is Les fan Okay, I got an idea What he might be into? for me For me, it's when the girls fix their each other's hair during sex. It's such a turn-on to me Think it all started with Shila Jennings seemingly always doing it if her hair is tied up She'll untie it in a scene with Haley Cummings Shylon ties Haley's hair for her like I think it's weird to turn me on other scenes like April O'Neil and Mary McCrae were

from creamy panties and big natural breasts where April uses Maria's panties to tie her hair up Julia Anne and Nikki Hunter in lesbian sex six where Julia uses Nikki's panties to tie her hair up. Julia Anne and Nikki Hunter in Lesbian Sex 6, where Julia uses Nikki's panties to tie her hair up. Like those scenes are such a tight-ass dude. I mean, just like casually. This is so crazy to know. It's so crazy first to know all of the names of the people,

but then to know the scenes and stuff, and the movies where they were in. There's so many posts where people listen to this one Ninja one says what a thick woman said when I think it says what but he means when a thick woman says something in Reference to our thickness and an early video and Rodney Moore's scale busting babes series one scene with Heidi She speaks to the viewer and says I have thick thighs and a nice round ass That that is all she said but it was in scale busting babes They go back over here to X the everything website and see if we can

Check in with some Jenna Jameson replies Here's a guy critically constructive He goes that moment when you check your camera's memory card on a computer and realize that one of the greatest photos you'll ever take was whitewash, because for some unknown reason, your camera's setting switched to super bright mode. He's not a jokin'.

He's like, he went on for way too long. Yeah, it was so thick that was Your cameras brightness and then you went into the online Was too high on your camera that it was like a driver issue But then it's just like you go to the driver the website and it's like they don't have those drivers And it's it's like well, what kind of SD card are you? drivers for your particular computer. And it's like, well, what kind of SD card are you using? The Wolverine says, the look on her face

was when she was so into it, she told me not to pull out. Hmm. Nasty. Yeah, so that doesn't have to do with the washed out photo at all. That's, he's just like, he's imagining that he's like having sex with her and she's like like I want you to

Cream pie me. Well, luckily Michael M has a really good reply. That's the worst Pie it is nasty that is and I saw people talking about anal cream pie and stuff like that and This guy replies Michael M And I think this is a perfect porno guy reply all he says is it's so damn hot in here Polly craft says still yes, please. I got saying yes, please Better than being in the dark taking a shit magic TP suck so there there's somebody buddy, buddy Buddy, we're all trying to get a horny We're all over you're trying to get horny. Yeah, we're all here stroking our

We're all over you're trying to get horny. Yeah, we're all here stroking our You come in here some weirdo shit. It's just Martin guy dookie shit, man. Come on. Yeah, let's say there's a toilet Yes, but you know Martin says Martin who actually has an American flag a scale and an eagle Emoji as his name is not tonight. I have a headache that feels like the top of my head is going to blow off and other That sucks wait I What did I did I did I'm is it a joke did I miss the joke? This person says blinded by the light

Station bathroom in the middle of the night. God, this is I will tell you some of the funniest fucking comedy you'll ever hear is happening in the replies on the X website. You just find especially some of those gimmick accounts or those bigger accounts, you know, you know, like one man like, you know, drills got some funny tweets, you know, but you hit the replies to his tweets That's a replies to it. That's where the humor is I was like dude, you should just if there was a I was like telling him the other day

I was like dude If you could just not post and then but still somehow get the funny ass of lies the replies and then yeah I mean that is like people I mean it's gonna end up in the his in the American Natural History Museum his replies Yeah, well the inked a nerd replied The inked nerd replied and said before my account was hacked Jenna Jameson followed me, which was low key a life-defining moment, lol. Anyway, here's some cool effects in motion, etc.

I hope you dig it. Caption is, the fifth element starring Jenna Jamison as Lelou Dallass, multi-pass edition. So what's happening there? Can you... Is there a photo of it? So Jenna Jamison mistakenly followed him or follows a lot of people or something and Was it was a follower of it? Did he did he like edit a photo? No, there is no photo. I don't exactly know why he said what he said. Yeah, that's what I'm confused by what Read it again. Like what what does his actual post say? Okay, he goes the inked nerd says

Before my account was hacked, Jenna Jameson followed me, which was low key, a life defining moment. Anyway, here's some cool effects in motion, et cetera. Hope you dig it. Caption is he doesn't say anything else. He just says that. And it goes, caption is the fifth element starring Jenna Jameson as Lee Lou dollhouse multi-pass edition gets a reply and uh, it's him doing doing AI. Oh here it is. I'll give you guys the I'll send it to you. He replied with it. He did he did an AI. Okay, so that's why he's talking about Did a cool AI I love AI art. I think you guys are gonna

Look at what he did, D.V. I mean very cool. Oh it's got the movement? Very cool. That's awesome. So he just colorized it. He like colorized it or whatever. Like changed, you know, he used AI to colorize it and then did a little like GIF animation

thing on it. There's the other ones. He did. He turned her into a cartoon superhero. Very cool. Other ones he did he turned Please follow him back Jenna. Yeah, Jenna his account got hacked before that's I guess why I'm Guessing is there a chance that he's like before my account got hacked Is that like the excuse he used for sending all those? Incredibly creepy messages like I'm imagining that I'm imagining that he got followed by her and then he said, hello sweetie, how are you doing today?

And then she immediately blocked him and then he tried to say, oh, I was hacked. Yeah. It might've been a fake like the, on the porno guys document that I sent you. I was trying to get to the bottom of it because there was a guy, there's a guy on there named Bill Harvey who got catfished by a lady named Wendy? Oh crypto, okay?

Well anybody could get fooled and Just look at his uh, I'll send you the links here I Mike I you got me I Was like researching this episode and one of the things I did was look up Jenna Jameson or not Jennifer Anniston so I could look at some of that stuff that you find I can't use it for the episode because she's not a porn star but it it is so funny this guy says Wendy O'C grip though the woman that broke my heart Inducts dumped me Text me for proof of what she did So he's left his phone number

No, he didn't leave his phone number. Oh, maybe he did. I don't know he he I'll send you it's a whatsapp thing Yeah, it's a screenshot. I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, it's very cool. I mean he's this guy really has it together Let's take a look at I got some guys that are talking about AI in Porno on adult TV DVD time here we go and it's a very interesting arguments They're having and I think it's important that we we hear what's going on this guy will clea says uh So just was looking at my normal free pick site and the last piece of good media in this dying Industry and was taken aback by all the disgusting AI porn picks. What the fuck is nothing fucking sacred in this industry Hey, there's nothing sacred in the porno industry

AI looks like straight trash and now big studios are doing stuff with AI generated models. Is this the replacement for actors and models in the industry? Will we see AI generated porn movies and models as the new starlets and AVN award winners? Oh, that would not be good. Sorry for all the doom and gloom, but with more women retiring or going to OnlyFans, I think we'll see more major studios trying out AI. I mean, hopefully not. I mean, I'm a real anti AI person on it in all seriousness, and I hate it.

And I really hate every aspect of it when it comes to this kind of stuff. And so even if it's porno, I hope not. I hope they don't take away jobs from porno actors who you have that as they're living and like, you know people in The porno industry and then the next thing I don't know. I would like to see a robot in there though I would like to see a robot with like the biggest dick That you could ever imagine and like, you know, does anybody fucking like a flashlight tape to like a Roomba? Even that would probably be okay for me for now but inevitably I would like to see you know like the fuck Tron 5000 or whatever it's like it's just so impressive in every

way like when it comes to fucking and it can kind of maybe maybe even it can show us like cool new ways and better ways to do it. Yeah. Yeah. You know, this guy, Richard Long. I don't think that's his name. He said, honestly, I'd be okay with AI if it's believable and I get to control the story. That would be fun. That's gross. That to me, a lot of these guys think

they're gonna get to control porno. And they would probably, but they would would be they would probably keep everything above board I would imagine if they had that technology if they could create their own scenes with whoever they wanted to I'm sure they would be Respectful and responsible. Well, this next guy relentless owning ism says I think AI is gonna revolutionize porn It's fairly rudimentary at the moment, but in no time at all It'll be mind-blowing you want to watch Taylor Swift eat out one of her girl pals No problem. The internet will soon be overwhelmed by that sort of material Every celebrity or even non celebrities will have to deal with AI sex tapes constantly. God knows what anyone can do about anything

Not though. Let's Anything not though. Let's go this place It's like waiting for it to happen Like, you know, I think we are still the majority we're still the majority I think the people who don't want that to happen So maybe we sort of do our best to make it try to stop it You know Tintin says AI is the future of porn No need to wait until your fantasy is filmed by some director company or actress It's matter of a few years then we can create our fantasy come to live ourselves. These are like Tesla guys for porno

Yeah, they like remind me of Tesla guys these are guys who's like, you know how you get another way to like create your fantasy is to like Go out and meet somebody And then you might be able to like you have sex with them, you know Well dildo slime says won't be long Lime is actually it's nastier the more you think is actually it's nastier the more you think he says won't be long till instead of hoping a porn star takes it up the ass we'll be begging the AI programmers to program it back in the day there were just a few main girls who were the

queens of porn soon a few AI programmers will be gods odd to think that we'll have favorite fake girls oh well that is odd to think it is it's gross also it is horrible to think it's actually horrifying yeah it's horrifying to think that they'll be fake you know computer images that you'll become so fixated on and believe that you have some sort of relationship with that's actually pretty scary yeah it's like the movie with her it's like the movie with her. It's like that movie her Yes, like they were ahead of their time walking. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah Remember Chris you're gonna remember this when we looked at the cable news guys

Mm-hmm, and we found a thread that said, you know, if you could film your own. Yeah. How would you do it? Basically, DB, they wanted to know, how would you, if you had, you know, you were in charge of a cable news show, and they did a lot of, a lot of like, cosplaying as the producer and show runner

of a news show, and they had some really good ideas. Oh, the best idea was, I would just have regular people I found on a street debate and I was like That would be the worst show Nothing you get no information from it at all it would be just only a spectacle to like God care. Well, I don't care Imagine Imagine the guy that has the Trump flag where he's like Rambo Yeah, debating the person that that like has a shirt that looks like Ruth Bader Ginsburg's

Be interesting to watch it would be interesting and informative and it's about time we reached across the aisle for some debates You know, there's too much By what if you learn something that's you know, well any other funny Ryan's fucking afraid he will forgot I don't want to learn nothing The other thing is is the other thing that was funny was when the guy said maybe I'll go backstage and find some of the Interns and stuff and give them a shot. Yeah Go find the guy who's grabbing the coffee He's the news guy

It was like when it was actually like when a baseball team is like looking for prospects He was just like I bet you there's a lot of talented people back there Yeah, so this person says if you can form film your own porn series. What would it be and P IV lover? That's We've got our episodes flub folks I don't think we're gonna use that as like a long-running one though because I just don't want people commenting on all of our stuff pussy in vagina If you can film your own porn series What would it be called and who would star mine will be called focus on?

Piv and it would be a completely black set it would start Tanya Hyde and Paige Turner taking turns with Jay snake Mark Rose Jack Mason and Dean Van Damme. So this guy knows Fucking call him out like the Avengers Paige Turner, okay Rob Van Damme Picturing them doing that like Avengers I'm doing that like Avengers pose I've often thought of a leather face says um I've often thought about this I'd probably make a site based on mature women But very very different from the usual stuff first of all I would hire only real mature women only over 40

But also over 50 and over 60 if hot enough and only very young guys like 18 or 19 years old What that's that's too young for I think for this to be with elderly women I think that's kind of weird 60 if they're hot, you know You know sick hot sick You know if you know sick hot sick The only very only the very young guys like 18 or 19 second instead of the usual usual Vanilla stuff that you find in the mature genre a lot harder

Can you now we're thinking about a 19 year old having hard rough sex with a 65. This is so a John Hawthorne idea. This is like, there is like, there's only like him and like 18 other guys in the world who are into it. He goes, second, instead of the usual vanilla stuff that you find in a mature genre, it would be a lot harder. Like a sort of kink.com with MILFs, a site based on BDSM and domination with lots of threesome male female female a lot of double BJ ain't a lot of rough sex and I would try to hire also black and Asian women

Something that is incredibly hard to find. Well, that's kind of good. It's progressive woke. That's Grasso that is it's cool to have good diversity But again, I would say cool to have good diversity. But again, I would say it might turn a few people off at the idea of an 18 year old just absolutely, you know, pile driving a 65 year old grandma in her ass, you know, so that's that guy. Okay. So big and replies and goes, my series will be called start to finish

The premise would be the girls arriving on the set in their street clothes interviews and dressing Then the sex varies from talent then the dressing and leaving I guess you could say a beat behind the scenes movie I'm sure they do that. I'm sure that exists I'm sure there's like a series that does that you know to fit he called it start to fit the names are so bad Yeah, the names are really bad. They're not like catchy at all they would never get picked up by the production company that that was that's a Yeah, that one just happens that one's pretty boring. You know like whatever he wants He wants to see him put their clothes on and I don't think they do the getting dressed and leaving

Oh, yeah, they probably don't include them getting leaving. That's maybe his whole thing is that you also get to see them get dressed After everyone else leaves that out. I don't know why it's because Before that everyone has just finished watching the porno for whatever reason Exactly why but yeah, they're done Your mama says my house is the name of it and he goes it'd be filming at my house. I'd be the stunt cock It would start Riley Reid skin diamond Harley Dean Remy Alex Tanner Alia love The total running time of all scenes added together would be about 22 minutes 70 17 Oh, that would be me performing oral on them

He's got a pretty good idea a bunch of the chicks I want to fuck the most come over to my house, and I like to post it for 17 minutes Pussy for 17 Yeah, I mean this guy is kind of like yeah, he's thinking very horny I feel like he's horny horny when he's coming up with this idea You know, he's not like thinking like a producer or like a you know behind the scenes guy He's like yeah, I would want to get them over here and I'd want to fucking lick them We would have them come to my house.

All the hottest porn stars. I eat all their pussy and then kick them out after I come. Does it have a name? Name of what? What the fuck are you talking about? I guess my house. I'll call it my house because it happens in my house. Mr. Fahrenheit, who is an all star member member of the forum says the title will be mr

Fahrenheit's money shots the male star the incredibly buff and well-hung version of mr. Fahrenheit from dimension X Few a lot of these guys are just putting themselves on a porn Female co-stars Jada Steven Adriana Chechik, Adriana Fox, Jillian Jane Jansen premise It's a standard gonzo flick, but with one amazing never before seen twist. Every scene ends with the girl giving Mr. Fahrenheit a big bag of money. As they hand the cash over, they say incredibly delicious and deviant things like go buy yourself a nice dinner or this month your rent is paid. You know, the typical typical kind of things that instantly make you drain your balls. So this guy's joking Which I also like a

Guy popping in everybody's horny everybody you get everybody in the thread feels like they're like And this guy's like I'm gonna get a joke in I think Get some humor in here Noodles daddy now Chris this is gonna make you nervous at the beginning and I just gotta say Get some humor in here. Noodles Daddy. Now, Chris, this is going to make you nervous at the beginning. And I just got to say, and a lot of our listeners of the stream and the bonus stuff are going to be very nervous. A series in which a girl stiletto heels stay.

Keep her away from the furniture, please Are you kidding me? No, thank you. What's next? It was they're gonna single guys are gonna show up and fucking give me a break Mike if you don't know the rule at all swingers clubs is take your stiletto heels off before you get on the furniture No stilettos furniture. They got leather furniture that stilettos will go right through and easy to hose off. Yeah, that's why they have leather furniture. So they can hose all the fluids off afterwards. And we finally found out that one of the big worries is that like, liquids will get into the cushion get into the cushion and then you'll have sex liquids in your couch and that ruins everything and you gotta go so no stiletto heels on the furniture right I don't that makes sense I'm a series in which a girl stiletto heels stay resolutely on for the duration of the scene and are in shot as much as humanly possible during the fucking regardless of position does what it says on the 10 title of the heel stay on for this one me thinks oh

Yeah, he says the heel stay on for this one me thinks also similar to what someone suggested above a bukkake series Dirty little cum sponges would be my title of choice Definitely amongst certain thoughts of Oh That's an interesting title Yes definitely amongst certain thoughts of Imagery and I'm feeling horny It makes me think of ejaculate Very good. Yeah, it does remind me of I don't know if I'm gonna get shit for this But but I'm sure both of you guys did it to you like the day you turn

18 and you go to the porno store the first time yeah, and you're like walking around and you're dizzy because of It's crazy to be like 18 and finally work up the nerve to go inside of the porno store with your friends And then it's like there you're talking to the clerk or whatever you You see the clerk behind it. It's like, this is your job, dude. You gotta be. Yeah, maybe I'll have this dildo. Can I buy this? Yeah. Oh, I'll buy this crazy dildo. Let me buy this vibrating dildo

that's like huge and giant. And the guy's like, okay, how do you wanna pay? Okay. And you're just like, oh my God, can you imagine? Oh my God. No, I'm not actually gonna buy it. I'm actually buying a dildo. What would I do with it? No, seriously, what would I do with it no seriously like what would I do?

What can I do with this if I did they have to get got I mean cuz when we went in we were cracking up The whole time could not yeah, but my knees were definitely weak. I was extremely horny Horny I will say that the one time I don't think I went right on my 18th birthday as well, and that's because I had a scratched ID and I was able to go when I was 16. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

But the, I don't remember being horny. I remember it being like a really sort of fun, like our friends would go in there together, you know? And it was like, we were never gonna purchase anything. We didn't have any money really to our name. We were only there for like the spectacle of it And we were like like goofing on all the like the handcuffs and all of that kind of stuff and looking at the time our place Our place was out by the highway. So it was like truckers would go there

It's beautiful that we would all like go there and see the humongous dildo that was up on display Yeah, we like oh my god, we can't believe it or whatever. And it's like, then we'd look back on that and be like, remember that time we went to that fucking porno store? To a store? Remember that time we went to a store? Yeah, yeah, I remember it. We were, and we're like, and we did that.

We even did the thing where we're like, we parked outside. This was on number three road in Richmond, number three road in Richmond, which is a suburb of Vancouver where I grew up and it's like the main strip or whatever. And yeah, we would we parked outside and just to watch the guys coming out like going in to take photos of them or anything like that. We just wanted to see it. We're like, look at this fucking guy. You can't he's gonna be whacking off.

This guy fucking waxing this guy waxing. Are whacks it? This guy whacks his shit? Are you kidding me? This guy is fucking old as hell. He whacks his shit. I will say that younger people are very lucky that they came up in a world where whacking off is like normal because when I was in school it was like Yeah, they didn't want you to do it. Like if somebody would start a rumor about a guy. Yeah, and then for the whole School he's like he's the whack-and-off guy But I think that we were okay I mean a deviant I are I think a little bit younger than you just a little bit not that much

But I think we sort of dirt cuz I at least for me, maybe I'm in Canada So maybe it's like a little bit different, but yeah, it was like in high school So maybe it's like a little bit different, but yeah, it was like in high school Maybe ninth tenth grade for me. It started to become totally cool to jerk off Like it really it really turned the corner quickly. I saw it happen. I actually Saw it happen once I was in Yeah, I was in like ninth grade And this this friend of mine Jared some girl said I I saw him jacking off in his house like that she looked in the window and

The DB is like she was literally walking by and he's like one of those big windows She accuses him of it and everybody's kind of standing there some of the guys are like, ah, this guy's jerking off He's like hell. Yeah, I was jerking off and it was just like there was this moment in my mind Yeah There was this moment in my mind like I was like this guy is truly free and Like real trailblazers in a way like a serious way where it's just like, you know the whole idea of like, you know What everyone does jerk off, you know for the most part of most people do Everyone was hiding it and pretending and then a couple of brave people like that fucking guy We're just like yeah, I was fucking stroking it.

Like Spartan exactly. That's how our revolution starts and that's why we're in the current demonic state of this United States of America and we need to get back to Christian values. Well, and I'll tell you, at the same time there was a kid that we called homeboy Jack because there was a rumor around that he jacks off in the bathroom between classes so like it was like this to pressure so hang on what was his name

I don't remember his name we called him homeboy Jack because he's Jack what was that what did the homeboy come fun it was just the way we talked in Groveport, you know 90s yo yo yo, you know, we were on the rap this guy goes Where other girls jerked he goes dirty little cum sponges would be the title of choice Where other girls jerk the loads onto the face of the primary girl such an obvious progression never seen it that's interesting i like to like such an obvious progression never seen it funny isn't it how the fans are usually more imaginative than the actual porn producers yeah cast aurora snow hillary scott audrey hollander sophia gently the long sisters layla jade sabrina john Johnson and that'll do it for volume one. So volume one He's got some he's got some sequels in mind

Dog catcher he's got a bunch of dusty notebooks in his house stuff written out like this Yeah, like the way that you would write like jokes or like try to start like writing jokes for like stand up Writing jokes for stand up some guys Brian is you way that you start writing jokes for stand-up, Brian, is you get a list of, you pick a topic and you get a list from that topic and then you take a defining characteristic of that and you create another list and then you put them together. DB, we learned from the master Greg Dean, he's the original stand-up comedy teacher, he's a regular at the comedy star, He must still be that's what he says in his video He's like he must still be because no one told him he was

He said I think I'm a regular Why wouldn't he be no one told him he was it yeah, we got to get you on the stream So you can see this guy DB. Yeah, you got a funny Greg Dean He's really he's got a unique perspective on but he's the original stand-up like he's basically created the curriculum only one Yeah, he's the only one Greg Dean comedy come first. Yeah, of course he's great dog catcher says yodeling in her Canyon a Face sitting series without the typical humiliation of the bottom performer male or female It would focus on a variety of different reactions each woman exhibits when she feels herself get licked

And sucked gently Sometimes gently like he's putting adjectives Sometimes it's a subtle tremor other times. It's a mind-blowing earthquake with several quote aftershocks nothing faked nothing over the top Just natural reactions from sustained sin over the top just natural reactions from sustained sim simulation i have no preferences regarding the performers in my fantasy porn series so this guy isn't even he's just like god just anybody anyone who's somebody who's willing to sit on a man's face for an extended period of time and just come numerous times it can be in the Yeah, and finally our last idea for a thing I also want a series for women and gay men called straight guys fuck women

That focuses on the guy while he fucks a woman showing lots of his ass and he up and overs a pussy his face while He fucks and his body all over so he wants I mean this is that's the first one That's kind of an intro a really legitimately interesting That's the first one that's kind of an inter legitimately interested Might have some legs, you know like yeah, that would make sense a gay man You know, he wants to see like a man fucking a woman, but he's more interested in the man So yeah that content I don't think exists and I think there would be an audience for it. So Next topic on the old message board was biggest one-man load in a girl's mouth so

BV 000 says hello guys This is such a great opening line. Hello guys. I'm a big fan of coming in a girl's mouth What's the big? Jesus it's crazy that they talk like this I know I have looked at we have now looked at so many guys and their language and so like the magicians They have their own fucking language in the the fucking you know Say sales guys. I mean sales guys But these guys are so comfortable just saying hello guys

I'm a big fan of coming in a girl's mouth The sales guys. They all do, yeah. Mm-hmm. But these guys are so comfortable just saying, hello, guys. I'm a big fan of coming in a girl's mouth. Yeah, like- And they say- Maybe they're too open. I know. Too open. Do you know what I mean?

I think it's good to be open and comfortable with your sexuality and not feel shame about your sexual feelings and your sexuality and stuff. But yeah, I think there is... Maybe some of it is like you can you can keep it. You can keep it to yourself, you know, doesn't all have to go out there. There's a lot of guys just like having the crazy like having these conversations that that like, God, the only people I can really imagine saying this stuff is like when you're like 16 years old and you're hanging out with your friends and you're trying to be like the dirtiest guy Yeah, you know, is there a chance that some of the people who are posting are like younger though?

Do you know what I mean? Like they're sort of posting and having that sort of they're at that age where you talked that way But I don't know if I think I think it makes you tick a box to say you're okay never mind Yeah Hello, yeah. Hello guys. I'm a big fan of coming in a girl's mouth What's the biggest one man like you've seen in the mouth not on the face? I know a lot of people say to look for Peter North's facials I think his loads are amazing, but he mostly comes on a girl's face not in the mouth Yes, I know I know folks

I've gotten all the messages about the north loads, but those loads are on the face and I'm looking for in the mouth Yeah, you know I'm a big fan of it though This guy Bigfoot replies and goes the load from dick number seven and American go-kart was very impressive Dick number seven in what you're looking for is really a lot of the film American G. Ok K. UN I don't know what that was kind of bullshit, too He's not even getting name-checked. You know dick seven give you maybe they don't show the guys face You know jock says down the hatch number 14 has some very nice big loads Okay The hatch number 14 has some very nice big loads Okay

Fly guy responding goes I'm noticing that dude Schwartz and pecker has a huge load Is a really good name Andy has a huge load. He makes a funny sound as he's coming. That's how I know it's him even without seeing his face Damn, I watch too much porn And finally yeah Just like get off of the forum for it Yeah, you're on important. Yeah, which sets should clue you in but this guy responding on a 12 This guy's starting a 12 page and I only got one post from it

He started on a and this is a 12 page thread on this forum he goes I Love come on feet, but I hate foot jobs Ironically, these two are accompanied together in most cases does anyone have a list of scenes where come on feet is preceded by fucking and no foot jobs and it's 12 pages of People giving the names of pornos, so Can we get you don't have the I just let's what's in I just love to see I don't have the titles

But I could get them. Yeah, I would love to see I would love to see some of the titles of those cuz yeah That's yeah, I think it can't be the only one who's Likes come on feet, but is it doesn't like foot jobs so we could help out some of our audience as well if that's something You're in Do you think some I love come on feet? I love come on Chill oh dang bro. This episode is already like I mean I'm looking at the I'm now on the page right?

and Like here's here's some of the topics first anal rumors and wish list 2024. The ultimate squirting thread. She seduced me. Official thread. Scene ID. They're doing a lot of scene IDs. I got to figure out, okay, I think I know how to get there.

Scene IDs. So is that like they show a image or a screen and then they want to know who's in the scene or what movie it's from? Is that the idea? Dude? I'll tell you what there are so many people that Have to come on and find like there's a lot of guys that are like I'm trying to find the first porno I ever watched All I remember is that a woman and a guy fuck and suck in a kitchen and I really want to find it Can you please? Yeah, that's that come on. That's kind of a cool like in a kitchen and I really want to find it. Can you please get it?

That's kind of a cool, like, you know, that was your job to like find people's first porno. And yeah, you had to like use like real investigation. Yeah, you'd have to like go into like database, like figure it out, like interview people and then you find people's first pornos. That's a cool job. I'm in the thread now

He goes I don't have time to do the research But I think the varigo title come stinking feet didn't have much foot job stuff Just regular sex with the coming on the feet at the end come stinking feet Yeah, if you're looking it's a come stinking feet I know I've seen scenes with Randy Spears and he had coming on the feet at the end I can't say the girl didn't ever give him a few strokes with her feet and I wouldn't even look up the tire I'm just saying the scenes wouldn't have any foot fetish in them until the very end. Of course I don't know whether you like Randy or features or not. Well, here's a hint

I remember that at least one time I saw Randy finish a scene on the girls feet. He was working with Jodie Moore. So There you go. That's a clue. That's a clue. That's a clue to go off of Jodie more You're gonna go need to talk to Jodie Moore So boy says Randy Spears scenes quite often him with him jerking to pop on feet without a foot job I just watched one in fact and compulsion a Scene at the very beginning was Brooke Banner just cuts from fucking to jerk to pop on her feet and shoes No foot job. I could just start listing them as I came across them If you're not a Randy Spears hater and our Opie's like I have nothing against Randy Spears So if he's doing to come on feet without the foot jobs, please list them. I'll buy them all sounds like he

Sounds like Randy Spears is controversial though. You know what I mean? They're like if you're like a reader of Randy's what has he done? You know, it's probably something very bad. I would guess check out barefoot confidential 15 with Jenna Hayes Also, she has a great scene with Joel Lawrence, which ends with a great shot on Jenna's bare souls so it's just like Ashlyn Brooks and Ashlyn goes to college for is one Brooke Banner and stiletto you know harmony harmony loves fucking live is one of the movies, so it's really just a list of Like Sylvia Saint 100% Sylvia scene six so that guy knows the scene which I like that's crazy How 3000 says in teens love huge cocks sing called take me back Scott nails bust his money shot

Oh all over Harley Hayes's souls at the like imagine if you knew that information They're like the geo guesser guy Imagine you like remembered the sixth scene in that movie like that's so fucking weird They're professor X and the fucking Scene six Tony loves anal I Got a few more thread names here redheads with tons of freckles It's a look. I really love when a redhead is just covered in an extreme amount of freckles. It's a look I really love when a redhead is just covered in an extreme amount of freckles. So yeah these the questions are so good man. Here's the guy this is one of them right here looking for a video. Hi all my first post

here I'm looking for a video maybe one of you could suggest me something. I wish a video with two or more girls blindfolded sucking a dick and trying to find out whose dick it is. Would be amazing if one of the girls was Black I remember a year ago a video like this would like it would repeat that do you know someone like that it can be Posted on any platform paid or free have fun everyone with whatever you like watching crabby. That's nice at the end That's nice mystery, so yeah, this is his piss play the new rimming We're here to discuss His play the new rim is it was that sorry was that a table topic Brian?

Here's a Toastmasters table topic for you. Why is Playboy half-assing everything right now? God, can you imagine? I was thinking about this the other day. I had this friend and we would go to his house and his dad loved Playboy and he would just leave piles of Playboys Like that he owned on the fire. Remember? Yeah, you've told me about this guy. I think right that's no no This is a different guy. This is a guy his dad collects him We go I think you told me about it like someone's dad who had lots of pornos or was there a different dad No, that's my uh, yeah, there's another dad that had he had a lot of sheds. So why why do you why do you know so many?

Another dad that had he had a lot of sheds. So why why do you why do you know so many? Like why were all of your friends? Super into porno and not much to do in, Ohio Yeah, why did you go to literal orgy parties like I didn't go to orgies? And also why on that why on that episode of guys plus a little while ago? Did you say that you were going to Las Vegas and you were gonna bring somebody for your wife So she could have fun He literally said on the bonus episode if you guys if you're not a patron everyone go go over to the patreon and subscribe You're missing out because he actually said mistake

Like he's talking about her bringing I guess one of her friends or you know what I mean like her girlfriends or whatever Personal the way personal presented it You bring a dude. It certainly made it seem like she was bringing a book. He was bringing a bowl for her You know I said I said without thinking about it I said I'd like to go to Las Vegas and maybe bring someone along so my wife can have fun now that That's literally the sentence That is a normal sentence in 99% of yeah, I'm the only fucking person that that turns into a thing. Yeah, and anyway, let me just say this I

Meant so she could drink and I don't of course I know we clarified we got it in the end It just initially it's like I was like in shock cuz I was like Why are you saying this on the on the podcast? Um, but sorry you were you're talking about one of your numerous friends parents who had an addiction to pornography Well, he just had so many playboys and we go to his house and what would happen is we have to sit down We talking and stuff maybe playing Nintendo and then somebody had to like casually be like I want to look at one of the playboys You grab the playboy Go through it like you were reading or something so that you could look at the because man I I don't think I've ever told this story. I was at my friend's house when I was like

15 years old maybe 15 14 or something like that We were watching a porno because his dad had like an enormous porno collection This is the other guy that I know about this is the guy you know about not the guy that's open I know that's your that's a totally Friend who is collecting pornos to open his own porno star which I keep trying to tell Brian is it was not true He was just hoarding pornos and had to give some explanation as to why he had so many He had Mike he every time we went somewhere and he saw a video store He'd pull over and go in and buy a bunch of pornos. I'm yeah, and he was like and Mike you'll appreciate this a lot

he's like I'm gonna open a porno store at Buckeye Lake, which is like a store at Buckeye Lake which is like a man-made lake that's like 40 minutes from Columbus that is the most redneck place you've ever been and this is Brian's best friend no not my best friend well I mean I guess at times he was my but Sean you were my best friend sometimes but not all the time so yeah we would we he would he was trying to buy a make a porno store And I just think in those times a lot of people have porno that was just the world we lived in now It's more specialized. I really think like God like these guys that are going to the store and buying videos That's fucking crazy cuz that's like Mike archiving stuff

It's like a guy's like what if they take foot job Queens away, and I don't have it Okay, good. Those are a lot of luck in my due to the rights the rights issues They might use music in the background a lot of a lot of why you guys in there, you know We just don't want anything digital. They're like, yeah, I don't keep my money at the bank. No, thank you remembering the prepper recently that was like, how do I watch my movies when the shit goes down? Which is a crazy thing. Damn, what did you get?

And that guy just collecting a bunch of porno. Yeah. Well, that was porno, guys. It was very gross. And I hope you didn't listen to it out loud in a car But you know, that's the grossness is what you've come to expect from the guys. Yeah, we were not gonna We're not gonna be blindsiding anybody at this point with the disgusting shit If you're listening to guys podcast out loud in public, that's it's on you now

Yeah, come on feet, you know next week though pussy Sex pussy in vagina. That's a it's called tripping Chris. I Learned about that One more Jenna Jameson reply. I'll get in here real quick if I can I fucking think I lost her Oh wait, it's here. I've lost you my princess I've lost Jenna Jameson. I I don't have it. I Fucking lost. Yeah, I must have closed Jenna. I'm looking at bill hardier shit got hacked and you fucking lost Yeah, poor Bill Harvey and

Anybody that is hooking up with Jennifer Aniston yeah, that's yeah Who is another is Jennifer Aniston like the only one and do you know why? It's this one specific woman. Um I feel like it's like every celebrity ever but it's like just more so Jennifer Aniston for some reason you have TB do you have any like if you just pull up your dog Do you have like just a really really nasty small dick that we could look at at the end here Yeah, I'll have it to you Yeah, this guy has All right, here's a guy with a hernia it appears.

Yeah, this guy has some type of something on his belly. Something sticking out of his belly. It's just something, man. I just thought it was interesting how he didn't crop out the UI of the Google Android phone. It is that this photo, I would say, the thing is sticking out. It looks like where his belly button is but it's much too large To be a belly button. It looks to be considerably larger than his penis and he's got they sort of round stomach like really round

There's really something about like you just see something and one of these pictures like a command strip and you start thinking about him Like when he's not ultra horny he had to put the command strip up oh here's a very blurry one but yeah like this look you can see his TV you can see his so blurry it is incredible that you can even get the photo to look like. The logic of putting your router on the wall or whatever it is and then stringing a wire behind the alarm clock or the wall clock. That's how my...

Having it hang there. That was how my in-law's house looked for a period of time. It's so crazy. You just live like that. Yeah. And he installed all that. His in-laws live in a chicken coop and shit in a bucket. I'm crazy and you just live like that and yeah In laws live in a chicken coop when they live in a chicken in a bucket. I'm not joking Not a joke my in-laws do live in a chicken coop and shit in a bucket and

So that is the end of the episode find Mike on your Kickstarter sucks My favorite podcast one of the top podcasts going it's a very very good podcast There's a reason why we have DB and Jesse on our podcast so much So if you somehow haven't gone and checked it out, then please go check it out fucking cut. What else we got to do here It's the best. It's been like you're one of the funniest dudes. I know and thanks for doing the show We'll see you next week with something. I don't know