Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 88 - Psychic Guys with Kath Barbadaro

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

Chris wants to say that he is sorry if the audio quality isn't great but I told him that you wouldn't care Hello there, I knew you would show up. This week on Guys we talked about psychic guys. Are all demons bad? Does masturbating help or hinder you astral projections? Which celebrities have bad vibes? All this and some really good book reviews Follow Kath on Twitter at https://x.com/kathbarbadoro and listen to What a Time To Be Alive and https://www.patreon.com/liecheatandsteal See Guys Live in October bit.ly/top3weekendon 10/11 and 10/12 we will be performing at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver. Come hang out with, Chris an I and the Blocked Party guys!!! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social   Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201  

Welcome to guys. A podcast about guys. I'm Brian and you already know why I'm here because it's psychic guys. Hi Chris. How are you? I knew you're gonna be late before you were even late Chris I told you a lot lately Well, you don't need to tell people that almost every record and it's not and I just want to be here and it's late Yeah, it's like today I was two minutes late and I still showed up before the guest and I'm not trying to throw her under the bus At all and now I realize I can't I've done that now but I

Couple of a couple of times only I have been a few minutes late and I don't talk about it that much But I have a new I have a newborn child. It does I'm sorry I try to get here, but sometimes my life is very fucking busy right now. So I apologize. Here's the text he sent me that says, uh, I just use my baby as a way to get out of trouble and stuff like that. Well, I did say that to you, but that's a situation and that seems really unfair. What you're doing right now. Cause you know that I is very, you've had, you had, you child, you know, that's no problem. She doesn't bother me at all. Well, she's 20 years old.

She doesn't even live there anymore. We got to get our guests on here. We haven't had her on yet, which is crazy. Kath Barbadaro. Hey, Kath. Hi. I'm so happy to to be on. And wow, that was a real roller coaster of emotions for me just a minute ago, because I was about to call Chris a fucking coward for throwing me under the bus just real spineless

shit. But you can't say that to a new father. That's Yeah, that's what they all say that that's they all they have a kid then they run around saying they can't do anything. Yeah, I don't ever have a childless post menopausal cat lady guest was late. No kids. What's your excuse? I didn't even know that. I promise you that as soon as I said it, I was like, Oh no, that's not fair. I was only trying to say that it wasn't an issue that I was late. It was not a problem. It was not a problem. But you know, like I said, I haven't never been late because of my daughter.

But I mean, do we want to get into some of the I mean, I think one time you were late because you were taking a shit that was too big. I mean, that's true. That's you know, you're lying about that. Number one and number two. I was late one time. My daughter had a seizure and I had to go to the emergency room with her. Oh, yeah What the hell is that all about? You imagine podcast over yeah, so we're talking about psychics something that I'm not familiar with

Chris do you do you like psychics? Do you believe in that crap that horse shit? Okay Do you like psychics? Do you believe in that crap? That horse shit? Okay. No, I don't. Personally, I know I don't. I think that I actually don't like those people. The people who are doing it and monetizing it, I have a really big problem with. I think it's really fiendish behavior. The people who are like, I can talk to your dead relatives or whatever. I don't know if that's the same type of people we're talking about. Yeah, those people to me are like the scum of the earth. They're just absolutely the worst fucking people trying to capitalize off of people's desperation. And yeah, so I hate their guts. We've been on a monster run lately, not all in a row, because there have been some goofs

over the past few weeks too, but we did real estate guys. And I was like, listen to me, nobody's more evil than an Airbnb owner in the world. They're the most evil people on the planet. I've been telling other people that I think I went on another podcast and said it recently. It's like, do you guys know how bad Airbnb hosts are?

Like, you know how much they hate you? Like, oh my God, they hate you so much. Like not they're like ruining a neighborhood for people that they fucking hate. There's no yeah. Yeah. No. And they they're very mad that they can't film you all the time. We have an app.

Yeah. And that you ask a single anything you could ask them. It's like, oh, come on. Yeah. Is there things to do around your neighborhood for my kid? Hey, you didn't pay for that. You paid for hours. Okay. I'm staying in an Airbnb like next month and like it I booked it before

the episode and then my eyes are open. But as I've said to you can't get an Airbnb around the national or you can't get a hotel around National Park. So it's just no hotels around. I just want to clarify that I I don't know where I read it, but I guess some people maybe in the discord looked it up and they're definitely definitely as a hotel that you can

get in the area. They figured that out pretty quickly. It's hard though, like depending on the situation because I if depending on my going I hate having to rent a car if I go somewhere on vacation or like to do a show or something. And sometimes if you like in order to not rent a car sometimes you can't stay in a hotel because all the hotels are like outside the city in a strip mall or something or like by the airport. And sometimes I got to suck it up and do Airbnb in that situation.

And listen, I'm not staying in some sub four star hotel and that's all that's around the National Parks. I look there are no, how are you going to get your fan your electric fan that you need? I'm already planning to buy two fans on this trip. I've budgeted $40 to buy a fan when I get to Vancouver. Yeah. And then when I jump in the,

when I jump on the Amtrak and go to Seattle, I'm gonna grab a fan there too. It is just. You don't want to borrow, you can borrow a fan from me. You a fan from the right kind of fan. How do you know you got a psychic? God, yeah. The fucker just remembered what the episode was.

You have the last go box fan. No, I don't. You're right. I do. Of course. Yeah. Piece of crap. So I was looking at our psychic a lot of the time and pimp forest

As is asking a question that I found very interesting. He goes accurate reader, but talks to demons Explain I don't have any context what is this any of of this mean? PimpForest has a reader that is great. Oh, a reader. Okay, like a psychic person is a reader. Yeah, maybe that's like the more respectful term that they prefer. That's like the end term or whatever that they use to sort of show that they know what's up. It's important to have those we've learned. There's more than that, Chris, that I didn't look up. Like Claire Cognizant and Claire. There's like different kinds of clairvoyance that are. Okay. Yeah. I guess they're like, I know a little bit about psychics because I have a podcast where

we talk about scams. Oh yeah. There's my plug, lie, cheat and steal. We've done a couple episodes about psychics. Which ones? Famous like? Oh, it's been a while. We did one about that guy who has the he has like a TV show where he. I love the new one or he's the new one. This is like Tyler, John Edward. Yeah, we did. What about Edward? OK, Tyler Hills, the newest one.

And I got to tell you, if a 1920 year old guy says he can talk to my dead relatives, I'm like, fuck off, dude. dead relatives, I'm like fuck off dude. You know, I'm not even say to them. Yeah, I'm not gonna get fucking taken in on a scam from a 19 year old. Do I look like a fucking dummy? Yeah. And if you claim to be able to talk to dead people, you have to be like kind of old. Yeah, I can't even explain why. But you just like have to be kind of a little bit. You have to be close to the other side. Yeah, exactly. The veil has to be thin. I totally get that. But no, what we learned from doing this podcast about psychics is that there are like,

there are the kind, there are some that claim to be able to sort of like see the future. There are some that claim to be able to contact the dead. Like they're all sort of a mix of different powers that they say that they have. So this person goes, I get regular readings from a tarot reader who claims to talk to demons. She's by far the most accurate reader I've ever met, but the demon shit scares me. It hasn't had a major effect on me behind a greater fear of the dark and sleep paralysis, which those are two very big-

Sleep paralysis is not like one of the scariest things where you wake up, you can't move or anything. You feel parallel. Like that's I've that to me is whenever I heard about it, I was always like, well, that sounds like one of the scariest things. Yeah, I'm afraid of the dark now, but it hasn't been a huge deal. You're a grown up who's afraid of the dark now. Like that's kind of a big deal. It's dark in a lot of places.

It's dark like half the time. Yeah, exactly. At night, it's like places that weren't even dark before become dark. Yeah, that's a big deal. She goes, talking to her has enhanced my own abilities. I have a lot of precognitive dreams, six senses that turn out to be somewhat accurate. That being said, our team is Isn't that like every person? Isn't that just like anybody who's like, you sort of have intuition and every now and then

it turns out to come true, you know? Like that's just being a human being. Life is like fairly predictable overall. Yeah, exactly. And you can draw comparisons between things and you can definitely predict things that may happen with some accuracy. And if you things that may happen with some accuracy. And if you're just doing it with some accuracy, then yeah, that's definitely possible.

I'll say that one of the things that I noticed the most is like there are a lot of people who are like, I'm on the low end of psychic powers because I can only read my husband or my wife's mind. It's like you fucking live with them. I can't. You just know them. You just remember all this stuff about them. That's called intimacy.

That's what that is. Yeah. Yeah. I can also, I guess, read my wife's mind because I can look at her and be like, oh, you seem annoyed. Yeah. I can pick up on things with Ariel. It's like, god, it's unspoken things.

And it's like, holy crap, how did I realize she was angry there? Yeah, this seems a little bit of an offshoot of like empaths. You should do an episode on empath guys. That's what I feel like a similar like, I can just tell what other people are feeling. It must be a power that I have. It's a weird thing to say, because that being said,

are demons real? What's their nature if they provide people with guidance similar to a seemingly benevolent spirit? So the the the the Reddit is it's a hot. It might be real if this lady's so good. Yeah. I mean, it's like she's the one who's getting it all right. And then she's also saying there's demons. I tend to believe there might be demons then. She's talking to him. And like, that's the one who's getting it all right. And then she's also saying there's demons. I tend to believe there might be demons then. She's talking to him.

And like, that's the other thing. Why is this guy like unquestionably believe this lady who's like, I talked to demons and they tell me the future and are like, but our demons real for like, he's asking strangers if demons are real. That's the lady that knows everything. I would say keep, he got to keep although that's giving him sleep paralysis and stuff. I don't know. It's tough to say.

I would say maybe change a lot of things in your life. Maybe this person says I'm biased, but as an Akashic Greek records reader, anyone telling you demons are good or working with them is OK does not have your best interest, especially someone who is working with demons knowingly for profit. It's such a huge problem in the New Age community. This is a big problem that they're doing with people who are working with demons. Yeah, it's been a huge problem lately. There's been people working with demons all the time. And people are like, oh, I'm talking to demons. And it's like, well, are they friendly conversations

or like, are you telling them that they're not good because I wish I knew what they were saying to the demons. Like, I wish I knew more about what the demons get up to, but we will learn a little bit more. It's such a what is what type of what did they say? They said, like a name that I didn't recognize. They said Akashic Records reader. I don't know. Do you know what that is? Kath?

I'm vaguely I feel like I've because I like to look at like new agey freak shows online like like we all do. I'm sure and like I've heard that come up. I think it has to do with like it might be aliens or like some sort of it. Oh my God. I just figured it out. I got out of body experience shit, right?

Do you have it? Oh, never mind. Now I thought it was an anime. Uh, because my, it's not a caution records. It's an anime. No, they, uh, it's, it's just psychics. They, it says, uh, it's like the sum of all like universal knowledge or something that they can like tap into.

It is a dimension of consciousness that tells the story of your soul's journey through space and time as a human being. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah, that's so helpful. So that is, yeah, that's totally cool and sounds very normal, but, and so they're saying basically that, Hey, if this person is talking to demons, or you, you should, if they're saying anything positive about them,

be weary because they could be working with demons. Is there a religious element to this? No. Yes. No. It's weird because some of them I think do believe in God, and that's why they're worried about demons. Yeah, because that's a religious thing to be worried about demons, I feel like maybe. Yeah. I feel like there maybe. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like, I feel like there are like, um, wiccans and stuff. Like, I don't think you have to believe in, like, the Christian God to be worried about demons. Yeah. I see. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to hear a lot here. It goes, she goes, even people who don't realize they're channeling demons, for example, Archangel

Metatron, he's clever as fuck. Who, who, who are, who is that? Is that like, from the Bible? That's the mod of the Reddit Archangel Metatron. He's clever as fuck. Who is that? Is that like somebody from the Bible? That's the mod of the Reddit. Archangel Metatron. Honestly, Archangel Metatron sounds like a transformer. Oh, Metatron. Okay, so it's not from the Bible. If it's Metatron.

I didn't hear the second one. Well, maybe. Can someone look it up? This is all so confusing. This is one of these episodes where I'm just getting lost so quickly. We're 14 minutes in and I'm just completely, I feel like I'm walking in just like the middle of nowhere. I think some of it is made up.

Chris, I mean, I, Metatron is the greatest of angels and angels in Jewish myths and legends. Metatron is not a figure of the Hebrew Bible, but his name appears briefly in several passages of Talmud. So it's just, this is a biblical figure and he's, he's, he's yeah. And he's a, he says he's a clever as fuck demon slash fallen angel that's infiltrated very well intentioned and high vibrational people in the new age community. Archangel Metatron. That's fucking badass to be honest. I've had so many opportunities to use my connections to the astral plane for a dark agenda, even if it's just giving people psychic information, it's going to

facilitate repeat business. But yes, demons are very powerful, but consenting to a little bit of evil is still making a deal with the dark. If you want accurate information from a place of light and love, the Akashic records are where it's at. Oh, the thing I do is where it's at. Right. Trying to sell you on the Akashic record thing. Do you think this guy would feel more at ease if his tarot reader was like, look, I'm getting this from demons, but I'm always telling them to leave me alone. I'm like very vexeded. Yeah, like, I wish the demons would stop telling me this stuff, but I'm just passing it along. Like now, they

know, sneak up on me when I'm like, I'm like in the at a bathroom stall or whatever. And they're just like, I don't even I don't hang out with the demons. Right? Give me the information. Well, this guy goes depend on what kind of demons demons from which mythology you Judeo Christian demons are fallen angels typically in the book of Enoch, it's fallen angels that teach people forbidden knowledge such as such as divinatory arts.

Other kinds of demons have their own history baggage. Before assuming they're dangerous, you need more information demons aren't always evil or even malicious, but they're not exactly quote safe either. I put them in a similar category as working with the Faye. Now this I believe are fairies. Yes, that is right. Weird way they spell fairies. Like that's how I figured it out.

It was like context because fae. They smell fairies weird. Are they watching TV or movies or reading these in books or where do they think they're talking to fairies? I'm really, really confused by this. I don't either know where they are in mind. They're talking to fairies like or do they are they seeing them? It seems that they're seeing them or feeling them.

You know what I mean? I feel fairies. Yeah, I think it's like feeling a presence and then thinking something in your own mind and being like the presence Put this in my brain this line This might be one of my favorite lines They aren't evil but not safe and it's best to be aware and guarded around them If your practitioner is the one making the deals or otherwise has the relationship any blowback would be at them. Not you Yeah, there we go. Not my problem

back would be at them, not you. Yeah, there we go. Not my problem. I don't sweat it. Drop your bomb and you walk out and you let your fucking the other person deal with the demon. That what they're saying. I've got my circus, not my monkeys. These are not my demons. It's sort of like, is there any blessing if you talk to a psychic who speaks with

angels? Not really. The blessing would be for the person who has developed a rapport and relationship with the angels, not the client of the person. But I don't know. You wouldn't listen. And I don't even know why I'm talking. Like it's a serious thing. You wouldn't want to, you wouldn't just want to, if you're afraid of the demons, you wouldn't want to associate with them or be anywhere near them. Or I wouldn't. Get into their orbit. You know what I mean? And that would, I feel like, you know, associating with somebody who is speaking directly to the demons

is getting you closer to the demons. And I think you just want to stay away from them. Well, ghost 404 does say you're fine. Not every demon is out to get people that that would have made sense. It's an unfair stereotype about demons. It is it is really demonized. Honestly, they're a malicious spirit, not necessarily a demon. Demons are real. Their nature can be good or bad and they can also be a guide to people

that have soon sun, moon and earth goes. No such thing as good nature demons. That's just cringy new age revisionism or a bad. What the fuck are you talking? I hate, that's the worst part of it. When the people come in and be like, that's absolute hooey. That part of argument that you're saying is absolute hogwash You know, let's stick to the get stay grounded in reality here with the demons and fairies

Please stick to the demon facts stop this Listen you're a bunch of gullible people. You believe these demons are helping people Believe that you gullible idiots believe that these demons are good, you know, because if they just seem good-nature They're just better liars or actors than other ones What do you think demons are exactly? You don't think they're clever? You know what I mean that like in horror movies That's something that like scares the shit out of me when there's like a demon that's pretending to be good That's the scariest thing that can happen in a horror movie to I would love to work with a good demon

It's like a bad D I always was like I was always like if I was in the horror movie and the demons were like hey you're gonna be our You're gonna be our human bad guy. I was like fine fuck. Yeah. Yeah, why not? What the hell it's not not going to hurt any. But well, you are going to hurt a bunch of people, but I'll be the one not getting hurt. You don't have it. We already established you have no problem with that. You once roamed the streets in a violence game.

I haven't roamed the streets in a violence game. It wasn't a game. You And it was in a game. You were really it was real. It was real for those people that were being brutally. Brutally, I'm just I'm trying to float this thing. It's like he was like a kid, you know, it was like child. Yeah, in a violent game. But I'm floating it as if he was like, you know, doing stranger attacks

in a violence game, just sort of roaming around. Because of course, some demons help people, but it's for Macha Bellion reasons. They want something in return or to take something. Spirit guides are also a higher vibrational beings, not lower ones like demons. Demons don't guide. They misguide. So he's like, you know, you got to do better and get a real spirit guide. OK. And then Ghost 404 has not been the case with me though. Everyone's situation is different.

We're both biased when it comes to demons and it's fine. It's a great to disagree about demons, but then this guy gets pissed. Oh yeah. He's like, demons are just better at offering people what they want or telling them what they want to hear them most realize they always stab their followers in the back sooner or later commonly misfortune befalls a person if they neglect offerings or worship and it goes away once offerings and worship are resumed their followers their followers thank the very same patron who made the mess for clean it up and are usually none the wiser so well there's a a built in solution to that problem.

Keep the offerings coming. Yeah, just don't stop worshiping. You'll be fine. Yeah, yeah. So I also checked in. He just imagined all that stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah.

I just want to clear up. This is all. Yes. Just made up brains of the reddit. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This person says I avoid the demonic and those who dabble in it personally for my own safety. So I mean, that's how I would feel if I was a lunatic who believed this.

That is how I would feel. I would say right away from the demons, you know, oh, I'm a good demon. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what the bad demons would say as well. Of course. Oh, listen to this guy. I used to do a lot of work with demons at their best. They're informative and at their worst, they're very annoying. The most they can do to you is leave physical scratches on your body akin to what is left behind by an excited puppy.

The only way they can exert any power over you is if you allow it. I have also met more than one incarnated demon, and they're a bit more potentially hazardous. Oh, fuck that. That's not this one. This guy's ranging. This guy's going over into the scary zone. Oh, I'm seeing incarnated demons like that's a that's a real serious, scary thing.

You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a real serious, scary thing. Because most demons are simply annoying pests to be ignored or avoided. So, hey, and this person goes, how can you tell if someone's an incarnated demon? Now, I don't think they should be talking about this. Yeah, they shouldn't be. This is like, we can't have them talking. This has got to be, this has got to be reported to the authorities. These people are definitely, I think about that Andy Daly character on comedy bang bang who would see all the Dracula's or whatever and they ended up always being kind of

like you know the guy who's sleeping with his wife or whatever. Turns out this guy was a where I forget what it was maybe not a Dracula or whatever a vampire I think it was vampire but yeah that's what I'm thinking when I hear these. I feel like we're about like I because it's it's reddit so I can see this going in a direction of immediately getting racial of like yes there's that are needed demons are going to be I can see it there there are people who weren't born here that's what the incarnated demons are we just don't want

anybody thinking there's incarnated deep because they become a problem for all of society at that point. Because they how can you tell someone's an incarnated demon? I'd assume they would look like everyone else though. Probably their energy would feel off. How did those encounters go? And they have personal replies. He goes, they appear outwardly normal, but their energy is anything but I have the gift

of astral sight So I can examine their energetic form. It's rather easy for me to tell I've met three of them so far They work and pay taxes just like everyone else. Also, their energy is simply not human So the demons are paying cool. That's cool to know there's people just kind of wandering around out there who are like I can sense that you're a demon. Yeah. This person replies and goes, no, I'm not. A real sense you have.

It is kind of exciting to think like when you just sort of encounter someone in the world that there is a small chance that they think you're a demon. That is cool. That's kind of exciting. Yeah. Yes, I don't know. I think this is can we get away from the demon talk please? I got to get. Tell me this one but can we steer away from this? I don't like to make these that tell you this type of stuff ever on the podcast but these people are scary mental illness people to me and I'm kind of

it kind of bums me out. It says no one can escape taxes in bureaucracy. It seems not even demons, not even demons. And a person replies and goes, just wait till you see the staggering bureaucracy on the other side of things after you die. Both demons and angels have desks. Whoa. What the fuck? The afterlife is just a DMV.

That's, you just go and you wait in line. That's what happens in Beetlejuice. That's true. That's what this person is seeing. They're confusing the second site with Beetlejuice. Yeah I think that might happen to some of them that they'll watch a film a number of times and then they'll start sort of just thinking because that'll happen to me. You know we've discussed it. I you know pretend I thought I was the dude from the Big Lebowski for about three weeks you know. I just really thought I was him. And so I think that can happen to you sometimes. Well, let's go to a more guys centric post masturbation and astral projection. Yes. Sorry, if this isn't the place to ask this type of question. I also posted it to astral projection,

but I was wondering if masturbation affects my ability to astral project or just my psychic abilities in general. Sorry for such a weird question. I just don't know where else to ask. Um, what is what is and everyone probably knows so I sound stupid here, but what is astral projection? What does it like actually mean? I think it's just talking to the stars. It's like, it's basically dreaming.

It's like the idea that you leave your, you can leave your body when you're asleep and like go, go do stuff. Fly around and stuff. Fly around and stuff. Yeah, I do remember. And like talk to aliens and access the Akashic records, that kind of stuff.

Is it, it's like lucid dreaming, but like a step further. It's kind of a. Is it like lucid dreaming but like a step further? It's kind of a soul journey. Or like soul wandering? A spiritual journey? This is kind of an embarrassing thing as well from when I was younger. When you were younger you found out about lucid dreaming, right? Yeah. And I found out about it and I tried so hard to do it because I was like about 13 or 14

years old or something, you know, and I tried so hard to do it because I just wanted to go into a dream and have sex with Britney Spears. I just, that was what I thought in my like 14 year old mind was I was just like, this is the best thing that I can do. And I tried for a couple of weeks to do it. Like I tried all the things, but it wasn't in the cards for me. That's because this person says masturbation for males and females raises the vibration.

I've seen spiritual groups do masturbation meditations to help raise their vibration and unblock their third eye. I know a place where you can go and just go crazy masturbating. And it's called hedonism, too. I know a place where you can go and just go crazy masturbating and it's called hedonism too and you could go there and everybody's fucking masturbating and maybe they're all astral projecting multiple good friends who are mediums have told me they communicate a lot better with spirits after masturbating this is for males and females a girl i know that frequently astral projects multiple times a week sometimes masturbates before astral projecting because it raises

her vibration and helps her AP quicker. So I really like the idea of someone using this to convince people to jerk off with them. It's like, no, we're raising our vibration. Don't you want to see your dead grandma again? Or this person goes, I've been abstaining lately, and I'd like to know the answer to this as well. So he's like, please, God, tell me it's OK. Please tell me, please.

Person goes, I can create an energy surge by abstaining and then directing the pen up energy, or you can create an energy surge by masturbating or having sex or sexual energy. It's just something you can learn to direct and use as you please. I feel like it would make sense if if any of this were real, which we've established, it is not. Um, it would sort of make sense that it would be easier to do after you masturbate because

then like you're not distracted by it'd be like you know get your needs met before you try to direct your energy yeah yeah totally yeah you can focus yeah you know exactly yeah unfortunately decent mangoes as my psychic experience has got a lot more vivid and dense when i stopped masturbating for a month when i ejaculated again it went away away. Fuck. That's like horny. That's just exactly like being horny. Yeah, it's just horny anymore. But like I'm basically saying you can get so horny that you can physically leave your body.

Hey, you know, I wouldn't know that because I have a normal sex drive. Like energy exists and stuff, you know what I mean? I feel like in some way, like not in that way, but like, you know, you can kind of like sense something like that's more body language, I guess. I'm just trying to like understand if there's any like sort of any grounding in reality or if this is just complete.

Like I know there's complete nonsense, but you know what I mean? Like sort of reading energy and stuff like that. And is there people who are like more effective at that and understanding sort of, you know, not obviously talking to a dead person, but they're able to like pick up on things more intuitively and stuff? Well, yeah, I mean, I think like most monastic people, like monks and nuns and stuff, they, you know, like Buddhist monks don't jack off and it's

supposed to be so they can like because they've sort of put their bodily needs aside to focus on, you know, the wheel of samsara or whatever and enlightenment. So like, it's not like this was totally made up on Reddit. I feel like there's there is a grounding in this in some way. I don't know if it's like real. It's not something I'm interested in trying but It's a cold reading. It's just a carnival trick. Like a lot of... Oh, the psychic shit? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the psychic shit. I just mean like, yeah, that I think maybe more in Eastern culture and stuff,

versus Western culture, that it does exist where there's like, yeah, people like that who are seen and like respected in that way. But yeah, they're not talking like this. No, they're not on Reddit talking about. Yeah, I think I'm psychic says why don't psychics go to casinos? I've been playing a lot of casino. Motherfucker. That is the question. If you're really psych. I mean, there's so many what's that guy's name? Randy, something Randy James, Randy. Yeah, yeah, the skeptic guy who would go and just prove them wrong, right? Because it's so easy to prove wrong. He has like a standing like anyone who proves definitive like, sort of extra sensory powers gets like, I don't know like fifty thousand dollars a million a million Million it was I think he might be dead now, but oh yeah, you might be right

I was gonna talk to a demon, but he definitely I used to watch his videos I went on a big run of watching is there's like a couple of the famous guys from the 80s that he You know called there was the one guy who was just blowing on the thing. Do you? He said he was he said he was moving like something, moving the pages on a on a wipe on like the phone book. And he was just blowing. Yeah. So he just put a bunch of all all James Randi did was put a bunch of little like foam peanut little things, you know, like just put a bunch of little pieces of foam

on there. And then he just as soon as he did, he just blew all the foam away. He's like, why is that happening? I had to move those first. I had to get him out of the way. I moved them. I've been playing a lot of casino games lately and I've been winning a lot, although it's not real money. But I definitely feel if I feel if I'm going to win or not. And it's like cheating. Why don't more psychics just play at casinos and use their ESP to win?

This guy has, this is three years ago. This guy has probably lost a lot of money. We've probably seen some more of his reviews. We read a lot of casino reviews. They're some of our favorite reviews to read. People who are one star reviews for the casino. Yeah. I bet he's made some of our favorite reviews to read One star reviews for the casino, but yeah, I bet he's made some of those. Um, it's fixed obviously Because I'm psychic and I

Didn't and I knew I was gonna win and yet I did not win like talking to the manager like that Could I please speak to somebody else? My intuition said I was going to win and I did not. Some of these guys are like, here's one. Well, I'm not saying they don't, but there's a line you don't cross. Oh, so the psychics are simply too ethical. It's an honor thing. So you're saying like somebody like John Edwards, who is again, bilking people out of money. Taking money from grieving people.

Grieving people who have lost their loved ones is a he's a little above using it against the casinos because yeah the casinos we know we don't want to fuck with the casinos. No, why would you that can hurt the business of the casino right in the casino is like just a bunch of honest hard-working people is never well Not all I guess is you know the mafia is involved in a lot of them, but still you know Yeah, Chris They're just trying to let you come in with $50 and play for three to five hours and then yeah money What's so wrong about that? That's all it is I sometimes have a telepathy kind of thing that goes on with me That's all it is. I sometimes have a telepathy kind of thing that goes on with me

People are thoughts flash into my mind and in their calling or showing up shortly after but never any insider Telepathic moments when it comes to games of chance. Oh well This guy goes it's an interesting one and you see it amongst many in the quote psychic fields For example, you often find astral projectors can't read numbers or secret information whilst projecting. I love that. Many people struggle. Yeah. Cause it's like, well, I can see the entire future. I cannot see numbers though. If you write my numbers,

cause like the thing you would do is win the fucking lottery. All these guys are bending themselves into pretzels to say why they haven't won the lottery. Like so many of these guys are just like, well, I haven't won because it's unethical. It's like, come on. I can tell you that you're going to get into a car accident, but I can't tell you what time because

when I look at the clock, it's just a blank clock. Sorry. It's pictures of like cows and ducks and stuff. It just is careful in your car. Many people struggle to practice reading numbers. It's almost as if and it might sound mad that something actively blocks it. Perhaps if your intent isn't pure, then you can't access the information. That's a good answer. That makes that is a good answer. Yeah. It's funny to me though, that they're like, Oh, if you're astral projecting, you can't access secret information. And it's like, Hmm, it's almost like you do not have any knowledge beyond what already exists in your own mind. And yet somehow you're going beyond it. You can't get any information

that would be useful. It's almost like with you astral project, you get a bunch of useless information that you already thought of one time or read. Yeah, like everybody in their dreams and stuff you know like you just get refed this kind of weird information that's like similar to things that have happened and an amalgamation of all these different events and stuff and i guess yeah if you were i guess like kind of a wacky kind of person you might be like well what the fuck does that mean i was like it was like that when i went to the mall but then I was fucking at my aunt's place afterwards.

Just my aunt want to move to the mall. Like, you know, it's like, yeah, I think that that's all that's happening. Probably. Here comes an issue. That is like the the fun. So like you said, like some of these people clearly have like a problem, a brain problem. But the ones that aren't are really funny to me, because it's like you're what you what they're describing as like extra sensory powers are just sensory powers. Yes.

Those are the people that I really am digging, digging my hooks into and I really appreciate yeah, the people who are like, and then I was like, remembering this. It's like, you know, you were just doing an regular human thing. And they don't realize that everyone else can do that. Yeah, I was at the store and I bought peanut butter, but it wasn't on the list. But then when I got home, there was no peanut butter. That's kind of a psychic story. That's one of these guys stories. I went to the, this is actually a thing that happened to me in the grocery store today. I was like, oh shit, I fucking forgot sour cream. And then I went to go get the sour cream from the till. And when I went back, I passed by and realized I also forgot

the butter. Oh, Jesus pushing you there. This the OP comes back. This is where you know, the OP is in big trouble. I don't think so. I'm planning to play poker competitively once I travel because I feel like I always win. It's a bit hard to use ESP, but it's possible and I feel like I can literally get very rich just by playing at casinos. That's a cool sentence.

I feel like I can very rich just by playing at casinos. I feel like somebody on this called said that one time when he left Las Vegas. Yeah, that was $80. That was Brian. Brian tried to deal. I could try to win. He tried to make a living at the casino after winning $80 in Las Vegas. And I mean that, yeah, I mean that you're not.

No, you're you're missing the part where I was up $800. So he lost $720. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I started thinking like my rent at the time was $9.60 a month. So you just got to do that a couple more times and not lose 90% of it again. It's hard though because I was playing roulette and only betting on red or black. So yeah, this is going to take you a while. This is just the wildest part of Vata, right? Because like, if you count cards or whatever, right? You know what I mean? If you if you're if they're playing one deck blackjack and you can count cards

or if you are playing poker, where they're just taking like, you know, part of the pot and you're playing against other human beings and you can use skill and things like that. Then yeah, you can. You definitely can. But the way Brian was doing it roulette. I'm going to make a living at roulette. I thought I could. I thought had $40 and we had no money. We're talking about like a time where I was making probably $36,000 a year at that time. And I was like, let's just take this 80 bucks. We're going to turn into some money. Both of us lost. Well, first of all, I lost all of my money in like 10 minutes. And then I went up to her and was like, should we get some more money out? Or do you want to give me some

of your money? And then so she gave me her and was like, should we get some more money out or do you want to give me some of your money? And then so she gave me 10 more of her dollars. I lost that immediately and she was like, we should leave and we just left. We were only there for like 20 minutes. That kind of that kind of sums up their relationship. It's a pretty good microcosm of what I know about their relationship. Right. This person says moral obligations plus never been a fan personally. This person says too many negative energies, not worth opening myself up to that.

That's true. The vibes. If you're a vibe sensitive person like these people obviously are casino vibes are brutal. If you can read like I have been in a casino and felt a profound sense of darkness too. Yeah. And that is because at the casino, it's profoundly dark. It's the darkest parts of the human spirit. That's my like, my stance on gambling is like,

I don't think it should be illegal, but I think you should have to go somewhere really sad to do it. I don't think you should get to do it on your phone. You should have to go to like the most depressing off-track bedding place. Yeah, and then but then you're allowed like that have that. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean if you're able to deal with that and a rogue mercenary says because that's not how it works and then master Thaddeus says I always wanted to break a casino soon. Threat the OP says I've been feeling like I will actually and then And then master Stadia says, oh, I know I will soon. I'll be there until I get thrown out. I'm sure I'll make the news. Okay. That's another guy.

I don't think he's talking about psychic shit. I don't think he's going to get the money with psychic powers. I think he might be using different means. Well, y'all right says, check your ego. So somebody is in here being like, Come on, calm down. You're not that psychic. Like I love that. Like, yo, listen, man, wait, we're all psychic around here. But listen, we need don't need to be crazy with it. All right. Well, master Thaddeus replies and goes, you don't know

me. Check yours go jerk off or on or off. It's a jerk off on of okay. Just told him to go jerk off. I think I think he meant to say go jerk off. So the honor of is just sort of added by accident. Like maybe he said that he was like dictated it dictated afterwards, you know, like the guy replies and goes, did your guides tell you to say that toxic shit? Nah to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it.

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I've never worn me. I don't wear me as hell. They fucking make you they fucking go like this. Hey, the guy you rented this Airbnb from he reviewed the only way to see it is to write a review. And it's like I kind of got to know what the review is. And I like that. I want to know that when I understand I would just I would just write like it was fine and then go to you know what I mean Unless there's like you just don't change in the world Chris

I had a fucking washer that I couldn't use I know there for four days I know I know trying to fucking fix the no I know I know Just sits by and lets injustices happen Ryan We know everybody listening knows that you weren't allowed to use the washer unless you stayed there for longer. OK, I'm sorry. And I'm on your side. It on the thing is having a washer. I know. Yeah, I know. That's injustice. That's no, I know. But he's he talks about it a lot. That's all I get. I get a little psychic. I've sensed this has come up before.

Yeah, I know it has. Definitely. He and off this podcast as well. He just talked about it has definitely. He and off this podcast as well. He just talked about a lot. He's very high enough a lot. He brings up this guy. Cosmic Al says I do. But when you win a significant amount, the casino starts sending you these next level cocktails and shots lighting them on fire and bullshit like that.

If you refuse the drinks, food are sent next. I'm easily tipsy and highly distractible, like a person who's just versed on gambling. The casino identify you and it will distract you unless it's like a cruise ship or a tiny casino. Then you can sometimes clean up. So basically, casinos can just ask you to leave, by the way. Like they can just say that they're really drunk. No, if they think you're counting cards or whatever, you're just winning too much, they

can just ask you to leave. It's really hard. Yeah, they're not going to be like, this person is causing a disturbance. Let's get them really drunk. Yeah, I don't know. All right, let's start a sitcom-like series of events here in order to get rid of these people versus just asking them to leave and to having the security escort them. Oh, it's funny to think that anybody at any business would want to get somebody fucking in their business.

Yeah, I can't think of the least. Like I if I owned anything, I'd be like, no, no, don't get them drunk. It's bad. I'm aggressively drunk and then kick them out and tell them they have to leave. Finally, the OP says I'm playing with, I play with playing money and I went 80% of the time, especially if I focus, it's just easy to know the winning hands and if my bluffs are going to work or not. And I'm not going to talk about roulette, LOA. It's basically a free bank in my opinion for psychics. Whoa. I mean, if he's, that would be the game. You know, I

mean, if you were a psychic, you're trying to prove your psychic. Yeah, you're like, hey, you could you could just like, because, I mean, if you were a psychic, you just go and put all as much as you're allowed to put down on the number and then you'd see what is going to come out. I know it doesn't work exactly like that. But for some of them, it's got to work like that. Right? Yeah. You want to hear some psychics who get bad energy off of celebrities? Yes. What celebrity? So much. Oh yes. And can we play a game where you, we just, Kath and I say if we agree or

disagree, like we say if we like their energy. Here, I'll even, I'll read you one and you can tell me who the person is. I'll read you a reason. Oh, this is good. Sacred Ham of Power says you don't need to be psychic to see she writes songs that humiliate her past boyfriends and how terrible that she wants to be mean. Well, at least there's that. Oh, Taylor Swift is getting it.

It is because Adele obviously had that one song. But yeah, Taylor Swift famously getting it. It is. It is. Oh, is it Adele? It's Taylor Swift. Because Adele obviously had that one song. But yeah, Taylor Swift famously does it. I really did think that it was Adele. I was completely wrong. So she doesn't. She gets better. They get better energy off Taylor Swift.

That makes sense. Well, Sacred Ham of Power brings her up a few times for writing songs about her ex-boyfriend. So A, he's an ex-boyfriend of Taylor Swift. Right. This is John Mayer's alt or something. Or B he got dumped by a woman who likes Taylor Swift, which is more like she's very popular. So I do feel like that's quite possible. This person goes she doesn't humiliate anybody. She is gay. Oh, hell yeah.

I love that conspiracy theory. She doesn't. I'm sorry. What was she? Doesn't humiliate anyone. She's what does that mean? She's gay. Well, this person says if you're gay, that doesn't mean you can't humiliate someone.

Thank you. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. What does that do with it? If I was gay, I could humiliate tons of people. It's all I would do. Yeah. One, you know, closeted married guys. Yeah, there you go.

Her sexuality has nothing to do with all the shade. She's throwing at everyone in a past relationship with her. That's sacred hammer power again. He's just very man. And this person goes, I fainted at a concert of hers because I couldn't really take the energy. I ate pot. So I don't know if he's joking or if the energy.

I think that person might be doing a bit of a joke. Here's one. It's funny because everyone hates Kim Kardashian, but I find her harmless. Also, I've always really liked Gwyneth Paltrow while other people hate her. So this person thinks Gwyneth Paltrow has good energy? I heard she doesn't, right? I mean, I don't know. Isn't she like, oh, I guess they would think that though, because she's all into that kind of stuff.

I was going to say, I think she's helping their economy. Yes. So they like her because of stuff. I was gonna say I think she's helping their economy. Yeah. So like they like her because of that. Yeah she's really sort of like bringing it to the mainstream a little bit. What's her thing called? What's her um? Goop. You know I feel like a lot of the products that they would have on in goop they would be like weird crystals bullshit. She's like going to the Akashic Records and shit I think. Oh yeah. Here's a great one for Chris. From what we talked about earlier with them, this guy goes,

Well, I always felt Kevin Spacey was creepy or had a strange vibe to him. Oh, you always felt that way. That's weird. That's the classic fucking like old Twitter thing, you know, and I always kind of had a bad thing about this guy. I never liked him or said anything about it or stood up in any way until it all came to. Well, then this guy goes, it's his eyes. Yeah. And then I think it's the allegations.

Yeah. Well, then Emily Heather responds and goes, he always played creepy characters though. So she's still like, maybe you're reading the wrong kind of energy. He is an actor. Maybe he's just a very good actor. Yeah. I mean, he is a good actor. I'm sorry, but he's a good actor. That's something Chris is always messaging me. He's like, I love spacey. I don't love him. I don't know what. what no I hate that. I think he's awful and I don't but you guys can't sit here and act like he Doesn't the guy doesn't know how to act. I mean that's wild. You know, you like baby driver a lot. I Mean it was okay

Ever get you to admit movie sucks I can I'll tell you some movie. I told you there's the one that James Franco made it's called zeroville it's his movie and it's the worst film that's ever been made everyone who's listening go and watch that if you want to see the absolute worst piece of shit are fucking film from a high school student you'll ever watch it's brutal well I popped into Quora guys I've been to take a look This person asks is it possible for people to have psychic powers such as mind-reading or predicting the future? Are there any documented cases of this happening to real issues? Yes cases

Fox goes like this. I'm sick of explaining the science behind it. So I'm just gonna come out and rudely say no no apologize, can you read, you said cases and I, it's impossible for people to have psychic powers such as mind reading or predicting the future. Are there any documented cases of this happening? Cause I got distracted. I'm not trying to call you on a flub. I didn't even say flub. I never even said the word flub. I just got distracted by cases and then I didn't hear. I was, it was, I was thinking, started thinking of quiche, like the food

quiche. This is your guy. This is your new character. This Fox guy that answered the question that you were talking about on the mafia episode, he goes, I'm sick of explaining the science behind it. So I'm just going to come out and rudely say no, no, no, no, no. And everyone out there claiming they do. It's a scam. And I'm not going to explain the science anymore because I've done it with too many of these questions. Get a high school education and learn some basic science. So, you know, that special powers are impossible. You know what?

I'll leave you with this question. The special powers are possible. Why don't you ever see any bad guys using it? End of story. If it was possible, there would be bad guys using it all the time, but we don't see that ever. End of discussion. That is a crazy like of all the things to use as proof. Right. Who are bad? What are the bad guys?

What are you talking about? In Marvel movies? Right. Are thinking of Marvel movies like, well, there's no Mr. Freeze, so psychics are real. Like what is this? This this I do love this person refusing to. Yeah, that's my new character. It really upsets all the radio hosts as you just call and you kind of ask them a question and they say and then you say, you kind of got it like a little bit. But like you're not more or less you understand, but you're not getting the whole picture.

And then you just refuse to ever explain what it is. I'm really tired of explaining this drives them crazy. Like, honestly, like, yeah, and it's just like, you guys are more surface level thinkers. That's a good thing. But yeah, we found now on two episodes here that there's these people just doing this in real life where they're like out there saying like, I'm just you guys are all stupid and wrong and I'm not going to tell you why. Oh yeah. This person, our psychics real Charles goes, of course they are.

You can literally reach out and shake hands with them. The question should be does what they tell you have any value item. Now this is his his his style of posting. Okay, it'd be extremely literal and then yes. And then he goes he goes item after JP Morgan made a last minute decision not to take the Titanic back to the US a rumor spread that he had been warm not by a clairvoyant worn not to by a clairvoyant when he was finally collared by reporters. He said, I questioned and he said the millionaires would

never. Okay, so he was asked. This is crazy. He goes, and they said, do millionaires. He said millionaires never use astrologers. And when Morgan replied, no, millionaires don't. But billionaires do. Oh, OK. I don't think if that psychic knew that the Titanic was going down, they should have done more than tell JP Morgan not to give money to the last guy

that I would tell to protect JP Morgan. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. See, you know, in the rich vein of stealing money from people, they it was really smart of them to pick the rich person as much money off of this as possible. You know? Well, he goes, item. Nancy Reagan famously relied on an astrologer and was told there will be an

incident on March 30th. That was in 1981. The year and date John Hinckley Jr. would attempt to assassinate her husband, our president Ronald. There will be an incident. Doesn't sound particularly clairvoyant when it was learned that Miss Reagan

was deep into astrology on behalf of her husband. A media brouhaha ensued. This reminds me, and no one's gonna, so see, if I was clairvoyant in my life when I was younger, I had like a real moment that I made real money off of. This is not a joke. I'm not joking when I say this. So if I really believed in this stuff, I would have become a psychic because in 2001, the World Series, I've said this on podcasts before in the World Series between New York Yankees and Arizona Diamondbacks. I had a dream that Craig Council, the second baseman for the Arizona Diamondbacks,

was going to hit a home run in the first game. And he only had five home runs in 162 games all year. And I bet my friend based on the dream $20 straight up, my friend Adam. And I and then he hit a home run in the first inning of the first game and he didn't have any other home runs in the rest of the the World Series and so that's clairvoyance like I saw it in a dream and then I like bet him and I knew it was gonna happen but I don't know I never really thought much more of it after that I was like that was kind of weird that was kind of weird how I saw that in the dream and then I believed it you know but I never thought of it after I had a friend I think that's the difference sorry what Brad. I had a friend named Pornoh Sean. Sorry, what, Brian?

I had a friend named Pornoh Sean and he noticed that there weren't enough adult bookstores in the neighborhood. So he was like, I'm going to go purchase a bunch of porno movies so that I can open an adult bookstore. That was kind of a psychic thing he did. He was just a friend of Brian's who gathered pornography because he was extremely horny. Brian's like, what an enterprising young man, my friend. He turned his horniness into entrepreneurship. Nobody didn't. He didn't. He never opened the store. The store never opened. He just jacked off to the pornos. The porno store never opened, but he had an astounding porno collection. Right at the end of collecting porno.

Right. Overnight, his collection became worthless. I recently, on a bonus episode, Brian showed me a picture of porno Sean current day, and he looks exactly how I imagined him to. And like, once again, making again, maybe I may be. You saw him in your mind's eye. I mean, truly, though, if you heard the if you heard the stories about him, it's like you kind of know what he's going to look like.

I don't know. I can't really explain it. Blonde goatee. You know what I mean? Like blonde mustache, short brown hair. Like you can, you know, a guy who looks like him. You grew up with a guy who looks like him and he was very similar. Everyone would have a lot of porno. Yeah. He loved porno. Yeah. Sore play says our psychic readings of scam. There are many posing as psychics. The only thing they can predict is how much money they'll be scamming from you. I went to one who said I was athletic. LMAO. I was

still dressed in my walk clothes, but very far from being athletic. Walk clothes? Yeah, my walk clothes. I think that they're saying like they went out for a walk, so they were in their jogging outfit or whatever, but they're not actually athletic. So the person was using real surface level stuff. Like just being like, you know, you meet somebody with a baseball hat on and you're like a bit of a baseball fan. I guess. Right. Oh, it's really jacked guy. I my psychic powers are

telling me he's athletic. Yes. And I wear a baseball hat. And of course, I'm a huge baseball fan. I love it. I go to baseball games almost every week. I'm going baseball game tomorrow. Now baseball season will be over by the time this comes out, but I will be going to a baseball game tomorrow. I will be getting vanilla ice cream and a baseball helmet. That's right. That is thank you a different one. He doesn't even want to watch the game. He doesn't

watch the game. He doesn't know who I'm not. I'm not going to say it again. He's he watch the game. He doesn't know who I'm not. I'm not going to say it again. He's he's disgraceful. He behaves disgracefully at the baseball game. Do you know how badly you have to behave in a baseball game for it to be a disgrace to the baseball game? He cheers for the other team when they hit a home run. Both teams.

You got to. Like it's fun to cheer. That's me at wrestling. I'm cheering for everybody He goes the different ones. I'm different. You can cheer for everyone at wrestling. It's not real It's real, but by the way Yeah, are you you you like wrestling right? Okay, are you do you are you a fan of like the real deal stuff the real like the old-school shit? Or what do you mean real deal as in not pro wrestling?

No, no, no. I mean the old school territory shit when they used to really do it, when the headlocks were allowed to breathe, and you could let them breathe for a while. Right. But it was just two barrel-chested fathers kind of tussling. Exactly. Tussling is a great... There's not enough tussling in modern rest agree agree brother I agree with that and you hate do you hate this garbage AEW shitter I feel like this is a leading question I can't imagine what you feel about it I like I like it I like the best company WWE is still the best obviously a different one said she felt a sadness around me. Yeah, I've been crying after my divorce was granted Yeah, idiot my life just fell apart

Through tears Castigating the psychic. You absolutely. Dumbass. Of course. I'm carrying my divorce papers in my hands. I just recently had a tattoo removed of my exes. Absolutely wild

night out for this lady though, you know? She's like out for a walk fucking after getting a divorce and goes by the clairvoyance you know I saw one who told me that I prayed to the Holy Mother spot-on only a real psychic would know that as I had told no one about my prayer oh I see my mother's read then a friend of my mother's red coffee granules she told mum to tell my father to be careful he died a few weeks later she gave me an in-depth reading that totally floored me so in the end this

person did find a real psychic yeah so basically some of you just gotta look and find it's like it's like a mechanic you know what I mean it's like yeah you got to go wait till you gotta find the right one you know it's not gonna rinse yeah but the right one's gonna get? It's not gonna screw you over. The wrong one will rinse you out, but the right one's gonna. Get you. What you need to do is like when you go to the mechanic, you need to bring your friend who looks like they know a lot about psychics with you.

Yeah, like a guy in like a, like a guy with a turtleneck, a black turtleneck on and like real round little glasses and you have him kind of like looking around a lot at things, you know, like at the ceiling and stuff that I think that would help. I've gone to the mechanic with people in the past because I look like a guy that would that would know that would know something. Yeah, you do. I was going to say I was confused there

because I thought you meant you brought somebody with you. Yeah, you are the guy. You're the guy who looks like you would. Yeah, they were wrong. They're so wrong, dude. I'm the guy, I'm like getting the oil changed. They're like, you should get a, here's your cabin air filter.

It's pretty dirty. You probably need one. I'm like, I know the scam. No, I don't want a new cabin air filter. And then they just leave me alone with that. And then last week they tried to say, hey, we want to do a gas flush on your car. And I was like, you're not doing a gas flush on my car. And so, you know, I'm a guy, I get a group on, I go to the oil change place.

Boom, $70. And I'm out of there. I don't get any of the upgrades. Jerry Frederick was asked, do people with psychic abilities like astral projection and mind reading actually exist? Here you go. This is a good one, guys. Have you been living your whole life in a cave?

Robert Monroe created the Monroe Institute. He's written multiple books on astral projection and has taught his students at his Institute how to soul travel. Have you been living in a cave? I genuinely I feel I didn't know that I didn't know that. I did not realize. I didn't know that. He's, yeah, okay, okay. You didn't know about Robert Monroe?

I actually listened to- In his institute, I had no idea about his institute. It's funny, I read this after I listened to a guy say, yes, I studied with Robert Monroe and I tend to go to, I win slots. I can just win any slot machine. I can change the slots and it's like he learned that from Robert Monroe.

He goes regarding mind reading. Yes, there's been a few people who've developed their minds to read other people's minds this year on the TV show. America's Got Talent. There was a mind reader on that even Simon Cowell, the hardest critic on the show was so impressed with this man. Please note that only a handful of people have ever been able to develop this psychic power. Can I just say I looked up a picture of Robert Monroe and he is he is looks like one of the

shadiest individuals I've ever seen in my life. Can you please just just just put in Robert Monroe. It's the... Old guy? Robert Monroe. Oh, is this a different guy? Is this a different guy? Oh no, this is the same guy. He was a radio executive. Yeah, he looked like Katie to me.

He was an American radio broadcasting executive. So he was like some radio executive. He's like Art Bell or something. But look at this. Here's Robert Monroe. Look at him. Look at what he looks like. Oh yeah.

This guy is not trustworthy. This guy is working with the demons. He's working with the yeah. This guy is not trustworthy. This guy is working with the demons. He's working with the demons. This guy is working with the demons. Everybody who's listening, just go look them up. Robert Monroe, M O N R O E. And you'll see the photo. It's the first photo of him. And tell me if you would trust this guy in any way with anything. It's the episode are finally, we're going to check in on some books on Amazon.com. Some reviews of how to be a psychic, a practical guide, how to be a psychic written by Michael R Hathaway, DCH.

It's got 3.8 stars. It is a $40 video. $40. But the book that is on the machine. E book. It is a $40, but the book that is on the machine. Ebook, it is a $40 book. The book that's on the machine. It's on the machine.

By the way, I think DCH, I was looking up what DCH is. I think it's chiropractor. I think that's a chiropractor, I believe. Robert, is Robert Monroe as a chiropractor too? No, no. No, just the thing, the author you said. The author, the author one, this author is a chiropractor. Okay, so that's cool.

Kyle says, disclaimer for entertainment purposes only. First off, should have a disclaimer for entertainment purposes only. He went for that twice. He needs people to know. Yeah, a cardinal sin was committed this day and age on page 20. When the author assumed every reader was or identified as a female, her is not an acceptable way to refer to a reader who identifies or actually is a male. Wow. On the mirroring page 21, the author speaks of soul leaving its physical body at death and unconscious memories of what it's like to exist in pure thought form, as if it were proven scientific facts with all educated, intelligent and reasonable people know they're not.

I like that these are two equivalent errors to this guy. First of all, you used a pronoun that I personally do not identify with. Second of all, the premise of the book is incorrect and impossible. And how great are my only two problems? Otherwise, great book. How great is it that the pronoun is her? Right. Like for the first time in the history of the world. Well, what if I don't like, what's the context of that? I don't even understand.

I guess there are chances he's also just misunderstanding and he's like telling a story about a person? Well, he goes, by page 37, when the board certified past life regression therapist, Dr. Hathaway offered such a profound and insightful, insightful statement as a negative reaction can increase your self doubt. I was definitely having a negative reaction to this book, but my place more in the author than myself, to be honest. That's kind of nice. Got him.

He read us one of the, he read us part of the book so that he could do his little joke about it. Well, on page 42. On page 42. So I love that he's got, that was, this was the last straw. The author demonstrated his ignorance by appealing to those grounded in a Christian faith, emphasizing the center-most, a surely intentionally chosen deceptive term that just means middle and has no significance in the importance of it. Verse in the Bible.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's mad because he said center-most instead of middle? Yeah. Is that a Christian thing? I, he goes, it's, however, having 31 31 and 31 102 verses and even number, there's no singular center most verse in that particular volume of sacred law with the two verses in the center being Psalm 10312 not Psalm 111 188 quote doctor more on that momentarily Hathaway apparently is not familiar with the term research. Whoa. Garbage designed to swindle the weak minded and easily manipulated out of their hard earned

money as an alternative. We got an alternative. Okay. That's an alternative. Grab a cheap notebook. Visit your nearest dairy farm. Ask for a fecal sample of an adult male cow and smear it on the pages. You now have a book full of that particular substance or a fraction of the price. The doctor has multiple certifications,

including an unaccredited degree at an unregulated field that grants him the title. He also has completed a grueling 100 hour training course. Knowledge is power, but this author, this author is a level one wizard at best. I feel like he's not factoring in gas that it would cost to go to the farm. He's not ordered to get the and then you got to talk to a farmer and make sure you know what I mean, like that it's OK. You're allowed to go and do that even for a sample, a fecal sample. So you go and knock on the farmer's door and say,

can I have a big hunk of dog of cow shit? Yeah, true. I mean, he probably will give it to you. I don't think he'd mind. Chances are. Who's to say? I'm curious about how this guy even got this book. I don't know, but then we moved to the complete idiots

guide to being psychic. Oh, hell yeah. You would think wouldn't exist, but then we moved to the complete idiots guide to being psychic. Oh, hell yeah. You would think wouldn't exist, but let me tell you. I think it's easier for them. They shouldn't have named it that. I'm just going to tell you in the reviews. The Existit says idiots and psychics just don't mix. If a book is marketed for idiots and aimed at idiots, what would

make anyone of average intelligence buy it? This book tries to redefine it. It's just kind of like, it's a different way of saying kind of like a, is a tongue in cheek kind of way of saying beginners, people with zero knowledge on a subject. They're not actually calling you an idiot. I wouldn't buy it because I'm not an idiot. It's insulting. Yeah, it's disrespectful. But they're not calling him an idiot. Four idiots.

Yeah, but again, I think you guys are familiar with it as well. The Four Dummies series was very popular in culture for a long time. You know, this book cares for it. Yeah, I don't like the language. He goes, this book tries to redefine being psychic as being a good guesser. That's what it is. And says the traditional mind reading view of a psychic is unrealistic. I had to put this book down after the first few chapters because it was just too hard to stomach all that garbage in one sitting.

I eventually read the rest of the book. I love it. I put it down halfway through because I couldn't stand it. But then I finished. It was making me feel physically sick. But also it is kind of weird. Why would you read this if you weren't if you had the knowledge? Like if you knew the stuff, it's clearly marketed for different. Right. This person is basically saying like this book is talking down to me by saying that magic isn't real. Yeah. How dare it? Yeah. He goes, this book is for the complete beginner.

Anyone who's ever read any other book on being psychic need not even try to get anything out of this one. Yeah, that's exactly, yes. It's what it means, it's what it's for. All I would recommend it for is a good reference book that has lots of subjects crammed into one book, but not much information on any of them. Plus the whole book has this underlying

tone of peace, love, happiness, and god-like that I just don't think mixes with the general attitude. I have a psychic. I have as a psychic. Most of the methods involve the stereotypical envision the soothing white light surrounding you, advice, and promote the idea that one cannot develop psychic powers without a spirit guide and love for all things. If you're serious about wanting to be psychic, this book will only give you bad habits and worse ideas about what to do. And this isn't to mention the shameless plugs of other books in the idiot series. They work into the text and the fact that most of the web links in the reference section are outdated or moved. They went for the reference links and it. Yeah, they typed that shit in manually.

Oh no! Damn. And again, this is like, you're telling, you're saying you are a psychic and you bought this idiot's guide, beginner's psychic book and you are like- What the fuck? You are like reading the references and going online and searching every single,

that's, this person just is, has a lot way too much time. Chris, you'd have a better chance of developing psychic abilities if you stood in a field holding a golf club and waiting for lightning to hit you. Probably. You know, you're right. You are right about that. That's the truest thing you said. That would at least get you more likely to post on r slash psychic for sure.

Oh yeah, it would. This is a very old review from 1999, but this is from I can read. I'm reading the email address because dmerphy at Hamptons.com. It's like the name on it. And he goes, this book is loaded with enthusiastic endorsements for topics ranging from the highly dubious to the abjectly false. The authors offer us their uncritical acceptance of firewalking, carillium photography as proof of auras,

therapeutic touch and a host of other such frivolities as genuine paranormal phenomena. Praise is also given to obvious charlatans such as Yuri Geller, Jean Dixon. Yuri Geller. Sorry. He's one of the guys who was that famously found out by Randy. Randy exposed his ass. Is Eerie Geller the one with the crazy hair? Yeah, I think so.

He's the one who- That's the guy that Rod Bennington was messed with. Yeah, he was one of those guys who would do the thing of talking to your dead relatives or whatever. I think he was one of the first ones who did that one. Because what can we expect next from these authors, the complete idiot's guide to purchasing the Brooklyn Bridge. That's funny. That's that's pretty good.

And to to to end the show, Snobbert gives it three stars. Snobber. Get it, Snobber. When I first read the reviews about this book, I figured I would achieve an abundance of information out of it. After I first read the reviews about this book, I figured I would achieve an abundance of information out of it. After purchasing and reading the book, I found that it does contain some basic information about the subject of psychic phenomena. However, reading this book would feel more like reading a children's book to those who prefer intellectual reading. I guess this is why the series is called the Complete Idiot's Guide guide for all those who know little or nothing about psychic

phenomena and have trouble understanding other books that cover it. I would recommend this book. So he just said, if you're an idiot, this is incredible that like these people seem to have more of like the psychic stuff is not like the obstacle for them. It's the idiot part like that's what they're stuck on. They're so obsessed for them. It's the idiot part. Like that's what they're stuck on. They're so obsessed with it. It's the complete it would be like buying a four dummies book and then getting insulted by it. Yeah, that's the exact same. I mean, it's the exact same. There's

four idiots now. Like they're just totally not understanding the concept. not understanding the concept. It's like has to be a really easy concept to understand because it's for idiots you know. Do you think they don't understand it? I think they don't really understand I mean that one person definitely didn't the person who's like why would they say it's a book for idiots you're only gonna get idiots who are reading it like that person definitely didn't understand. Yeah, I get it. All right Well, that is psychic guys can't people were to find you Um, I accidentally deleted my Twitter so you should follow me again cuz I got back on there with no followers because I'm a dumbass I have Barbado

Um, Brian knows my pain. Um, I have two podcasts. One of them is called what a time to be alive It comes out every Monday. The other one is called Lie, Cheat, and Steal. Comes out every Thursday. And I do standup comedy in New York City. If you're around, you should come, I don't know when this is coming out. Go to my social media and you will see my shows. I believe October 6th.

Okay, yeah, I'm not sure what I'm gonna have then. But probably some great stuff. That's cool, you do standup. You wanna chop it up for 25 or so minutes? Oh, it's October 8th, I think is when it or wait, maybe the first. Yeah. So, yeah, we you know, Chris has done stand up once or twice in his life. And I don't talk about it. How did it go? You don't like to talk about it.

Of how did it go? I mean, whatever. It was OK. But I know I did stand up. I used to do it for like so I I do like to sort of chop it up with fellow stand ups who have read the board. Yeah, we could talk riffs or whatever callbacks or whatever you want to do. But Brian, you got to go somewhere. I got to go read the chive.

Ah, good call. You all next week with. Oh, you know what next week is, Chris? No. Bird Guys. Woo. With, should we say it? Yeah, say it.

Joe Para. He will be on Guide. Oh, hell yeah. To talk about Bird Guys. So we'll see you all next week. And it's October when this comes out, so have fun with that. Goodbye. Bye.

Bye.