Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 91 - Nintendo Guys with The Go Off Kings

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

We had Jesse Farrar and Stefan Heck the mischievous hosts of famous Twitch channel The Go Off Kings on to talk about Nintendo Guys, and we did some of that but we also talked about trivia, catalytic ...converters, and I flubbed so much because it is hard to say Xbox There is a false narrative advanced about me winning trivia that is not to be believed in this episode There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to guys a podcast about guys. I am Brian Quinn be the good guy. Mario and My Luigi Chris James is here. Oh, that's nice. I thought I was gonna. I was gonna call you Bowser Yeah, I almost did but I didn't I Appreciate that although Bowser like he's a bad guy But he's pretty fucking cool and powerful and you know like to be like a cool badass dragon in that sort of way I don't think would be a huge insult either. It's like a frog. He's not a dragon He's basically a dragon and I didn't realize Brian was doing the Mario theme song I thought he was just kind of like everybody knew I was doing the Mario. I don't know his eyes are really wide open
Starting point is 00:01:03 I think he just hit the aphron so you don't I don't know if he's like Be fucked up it makes it so I can breathe or it doesn't yeah, I'm sure yeah really it only lasts a few hours now Canadian aphron was in such bad shape that it kept breaking in my pocket I was well you kept sitting on it. I think you sat on it with, you know, you had, you had it next to the one of one Bret Hart card and both of them. So yeah. Well, we have our guests here. They're very mischievous. Jesse Farrar and Stefan Heck from the go off Kings. Hi guys. Hello. So have we had had these have we had these guys on together before? No, we have video gamers.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Yeah, we've had the video gamers. We've had them separately on. Obviously, I think maybe even with their other pals possibly, but we have John cancel on us on the one that the block party guys were supposed to do. John canceled wouldn't surprise me. Okay, he's using some language to why things are going. Well, yeah, the curling stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:13 The but yeah, I love John and I'm talking to some of his people to see if they can get me on the list of best podcasts of 20. You should you guys should be on there. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. We're talking to John. I don't be on there. Oh, hell yeah. Yep. We're talking to John. I don't think it's really people at Vulture. I just want to say, I think it is a little unbecoming to sort of reach out and try to get yourself on the list. That's what the big podcasts do. It's a big everybody does, you know, they act, they don't actually
Starting point is 00:02:39 do that. That's how it's on defense. It's 1000% totally fake, except for when people we like or our friends or whatever they get nominated or award or whatever, it's on. In Brian's defense, it's a thousand percent totally fake, except for when people we like or our friends or whatever, they get nominated or whatever, that's real. But every other aspect of that whole process is complete bullshit. So Brian's right to do that. That's incredible. I actually didn't know. I feel like an absolute doofus because I did not realize that. You thought journalism was alive and well.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Yeah. You thought it was based on merit. Democracy hide in the dark. I thought it was based on somebody's favorite podcasts. Do you know what I mean? Like I was even listen to podcasts. They hate podcast. Yeah, they don't they they just assume to wipe their ass with your show.
Starting point is 00:03:16 But if you know the right people. Well, in that case, fuck you, Vulture, we don't want to be on your fucking. We do want to be on your list. We do want to be on. I told them that years ago. I said, you guys, V vulture you're not fit to well I actually said the ass wipe thing to them too So it's unfortunate that it seems like this is all I ever say I said vulture
Starting point is 00:03:32 You're not fit to wipe my the shit off of my ass and what happened after that What do you think happened after that they put you on this? I have not been on a single I've never been mentioned in the magazine at all the website nothing I assume it's a magazine. I don't know. We asked with it, so I hope it is. I'll say, I mean, you want to get on there because block party was on there like a year and a half ago, and now we're not doing the podcast anymore. So that we can quit if we get on there. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:57 OK, I don't want to be on there. I we can get into the episode because people I'm sure there's a lot of Nintendo heads right now who are like, it's a like, you know, it's the baby mag. It's the baby gaming system. Nintendo for babies. What sorry, we're talking about Nintendo guys who are babies. So you're coming in with a pretty small opinion about it. I don't know if you want to do this because you know me and Stefan are both gaming guys,
Starting point is 00:04:20 right? We love Nintendo. We just played Mario Party on stream. It took like an hour and 20 minutes to get set up for various reasons that we won't have to get into on here. But- Not important to talk about. We love Nintendo.
Starting point is 00:04:31 We're big, we're big friends. Me too. We're friends of Mario. I'm a friend of Mario as well. You guys take good friends of Mario. What, Chris, you kinda look like Mario up there. Yeah, I do. Super Chrissy-O is my name.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I don't know if you caught that. It's a reference to him. Oh, I see. Yeah, and your hat says M for Mario Well, it's a Montreal Expos hat, but yeah, it could also but I mean it's kind of a well-known logo So I don't think people are gonna mistake that's an M. It looks like a JB. Yeah Exactly. Most people don't even recognize it as an M They just see it as the Expos logo, but I just think that that is a kind of those two letters around
Starting point is 00:05:05 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about I only five minutes in crime knows what's up work and play the part Even though he brings my nickname to this show and I want to play the reverb fart we outnumbered I want to hear the reverb part. We outnumber. I want to hear the reverb part. I want to hear that fart. Takes me. There it is. That's the fart.
Starting point is 00:05:30 So how did you manage to somehow talk over your own sound? Like you talked over it and you were the one press again. Yeah. That's so how's that? OK, there's your significant other support, your Nintendo gaming, or are you at odds with them about it? big question in the guys community always is are you able to Coexist with another human being while doing the thing that you do. No ball and chain. Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:59 Biggest fan of video games I'm in my 30s and she thinks it's something I should have quote grown out of and concentrate more on other things. Adult men should be interested in such as working on cars or into football and sports. That's true though. You should. Yeah. Working on cars and football and you should watching football for sure. Yeah. I can I can change brakes. Well, I'll sometimes put the game on in my ear. I'll be I'll listen to it. Well, and I'll just roll under the hood, you know, I'll just lay in there all day working on the car while I'm listening to the damn game. Oh, now I'm not a car guy, but you'll roll under the hood. No, you don't do it that way. You roll under the car.
Starting point is 00:06:38 You're on the car. Oh, so it sounds like some of you guys haven't heard of some of the new designs. What is under the car? It sounds like some of you guys haven't heard of some of the new designs This but this is gonna be really embarrassing have you guys seen the 2025 cars Have you seen the mufflers these days Stolen out of my foot, I mean that's a whole we don't have to do car guys in today But these guys are coming in and taking my mufflers and stuff. Have you seen that? Yeah, no catalytic converter actually, but, uh, she just doesn't understand. I knew Brian would know exactly what it was because I feel like he's looked up how to do it. I did when we were, me and my brother did that when we were younger, because there was this older kid and he was like, uh, we were about to go on vacation to Florida. And he was like, Hey, we were like, we need a carton of cigarettes,
Starting point is 00:07:26 but where do you go in Florida? When I don't remember, I was like Jupiter or some shit. So what we went to, we went, but we didn't have any cigarettes. We have my brother and we're like sixth, seventh grade. We're not getting cigarettes from anybody's going to sell them to us. But there was this 18 year old kid that was like, Hey, if you guys go steal this catalytic converter off this, uh, off this, uh, fucking Cadillac on Harvard Boulevard, I'll buy you the cigarettes. And he did, he
Starting point is 00:07:58 was a man of his word. And we did have those cigarettes on that trip. So we did get the smoke cigarettes. What was his name? His name was Danny. And that's kind of interesting. I can't did you get confused a little bit because it was a Cadillac and a catalytic like did that can know. You showed us exactly where the battleaxe. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If that was your first experience with them, you'd be
Starting point is 00:08:20 like, holy shit. They what the hell is this catalytic converter doing on a Nissan, you know, yeah, he told us where it was. And why? Why? Oh, he didn't want to do it. I'm sure his rationale was because he was an adult. And then if he got arrested for it, he would go to jail. Versus if you guys got caught and arrested for it
Starting point is 00:08:37 because you were juveniles, you wouldn't go to jail, right? Go to jail, too, though, for a little bit. Feels like we're giving Danny a lot of credit. Yeah, Danny was kind of a dip. But why didn't Danny just do it himself is my point. Why didn't he? He wanted to involve, involve children who if caught would probably say that he did it and make things even worse for him. That's what I mean. These are young children. So they, you probably wouldn't go to jail. I don't know. You might go to teen court, right? Brian. Well, no, well see that would have been real fucked up,
Starting point is 00:09:05 you know, because then I wouldn't have been able to go to teen court when I went to teen court because I would have already had a chart. Wow. Really the domino effect here is. So yeah, saying that that this guy, Danny, you know, big Danny, he was a big guy. I'm guessing small guy, tiny load. So they call them big Danny. I was too weak to get the converter himself. He was a big fan of Glenn Danzig. He really liked Sam Hain and he always had a decent car and while he needed parts. But you know, yeah, yeah, we, me and my brother did sneak out of the house and steal a part off of the car.
Starting point is 00:09:41 He needed the actual, he wasn't selling it because that is a famously like something that can be something. Yeah, it might not even I'm going to tell you the truth. It might not even been a catalytic converter. It was just two parts off of a car that completely undoes even the whole point of the story. Yeah. So anyway into it sort of. Yeah, it's like the whole thing's fraudulent. He just doesn't understand how an adult male could ever want to game even though she can spend hours and smartphone games and Facebook browser games and thinks that's different. You ever run into this problem or do you play a lot of games
Starting point is 00:10:16 with your significant other? How does it function in your relationship? They asked our Nintendo this question. Okay. So you hate this. I'm sorry. I just I was just to say you guys are both in relationship. So you could probably answer this, you know, and you're both gamers, you know, dude, you know, both gamers for sure.
Starting point is 00:10:33 In some ways we're in a relationship with each other as gamers as well. So that's something else we can kind of, we're in a gamer relationship. We're in a gamer. Really? I just want to, I just want to say to this woman, if she's out there, you know, I hate to break it to you sister, but you can actually play football and ranch on cars in the comforts of a 3d space called a video game. I mean, they got games not on Nintendo. No, like I don't even know if it's on the switch. It's not very, it's gonna be pretty well, you can accessorize your cart and Mario cart. They got true likes on there now, but it's a car. True.
Starting point is 00:11:08 But, and kind of not. Yeah. I also hate to break it to you, you know, sister and I, and listen, I, I just think that if you're gaming on your phone, you call it what you want to call it, but you're a gamer as well. Right. You know, it's not Nintendo, but you can actually, you can play Nintendo games on your phone now
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah, I don't think that's what she's doing. She's an adult adults. Don't play that stuff What's your playing Candy Crush? I love candy. We're actually little gamers as well. No, we're we basically only do Candy Crush See my wife plays wordle and does so Deku oroku or whatever that thing's like and I didn't realize that I knew Brian was a little bit older than me But I didn't realize he was the age of guy who doesn't know how to say Sudoku. That's really great Did you do I really know cuz you know the second one you said was right? Yeah, that's what my mom does my mom doesn't know how to say it
Starting point is 00:11:59 But I didn't know that Brian was in that age bracket of that eight. No, I was crazy trying to say Sudoku. Sj night four one three says no offense, but your wife sounds backwards. Oh, maybe he can go to his wife and tell him that the people in the subreddit are backwards compatible, I hope. Now, well, that is Nintendo. Yeah, I learned about that this week. Yeah, that was a really, really like that wasn't funny. Do you know what I mean? Like it's not going to get like a big, big, huge
Starting point is 00:12:30 laugh from everyone, but it's like one of those ones where it's like, Oh shit, that's fucking nice. That's low burn, slow burn. You'll enjoy that one on the ride home. Here's another helpful. Here's another helpful guy. Pigeons on your balcony says, ironically, it's pretty immature of her to condescend to you for having a hobby. She doesn't like a supportive significant other shouldn't make you feel embarrassed for doing what you enjoy and sharing your life. My wife's always making me feel embarrassed. I have almost sounded like for you right I don't want to influence him by saying what I thought it sounded like but it had a certain sound that why did they did you do that on purpose because it's my wife no I did it it sounded less
Starting point is 00:13:18 like it when you did it on purpose and I both caught it immediately we looked at each other like I think who knows what stephens out and right? Right now Nintendo right now. I'm playing I'm playing wordle on my Nintendo. Oh Yeah, okay Nintendo based on her backward ass logic does she think her only hobby should be watching soap operas cooking and cleaning I don't think we'll get into the virulent misogyny. Yeah, why?
Starting point is 00:13:45 She knows she's allowed to vote now. Hey, here's my impression. Here's my impression of me playing Nintendo. Werdel. Here's my impression of me playing Nintendo. Werdel. Yeah. Oh, Mario again.
Starting point is 00:13:55 OK. That's funny as fuck. I don't I'm really kind of confused as far as why this is turning into sort of like a rights thing You think she has oh That doesn't really say that no no no no that was how many shoes though. Yeah, yeah, yeah That is kind of a yeah, that's kind of a strange thing to bring up. It just seems I don't know I don't see the core like it's almost like some gamers just need the slightest push to start being cruel to women.
Starting point is 00:14:30 I don't know what it is. Yeah. I like the guy that goes on Reddit and is like, Hey everybody, tell me my wife's a bitch. That's like a common type of guy on Reddit. Good place to go if you want people to tell you that as well. This guy goes seriously though, I've never entered a relationship with anyone who didn't understand
Starting point is 00:14:49 that video games are a core part of my hobbies. I either played video games with them or introduced them to it. They were curious about learning how to play, which they always were when they saw how passionate I was about it. I mean, you should play. You should support your hobbies. If it's not taking over your life. But as we know, as gamers, it does have a tendency to take over people's lives. All too easy. You get the game, you get the DLC, you get
Starting point is 00:15:16 the amiibo. Nintendo guys know about the amiibo. The battle pass. Of course, that's a battle pass. Yeah. I love the extra controllers. You kidding me? It's a battle pass. Yeah, I love the controllers you kidding me. It's a whole right? Yeah, Brian. What's the battle pass is where you can battle each other on? It's like a pass In the middle of it this guy goes my wife hates me playing games I ignore her I've had them all my life I've only had her a third of it. Jesus Christ. You know what? That's a really good way to look at it.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Fair enough. That's really good. And that sounds like, yeah, like, I mean, that's old school, you know, I'm in the garage. How old is that guy though? Cause if he's like, if he's like 60, he's been married to her for like 20 years. That's a long time. Right. That is long. But this guy, the guy that said the misogynist stuff replies to him and goes this made me chuckle because I actually imagine you remind on her of that fact
Starting point is 00:16:12 and her likely just get even more pissed about it I'm imagining you pissing off your wife your wife having a fight and just fucking cracking up over here. This one's crazy. And this is a common thing that I think is a very unself aware husband thing to say. I'm just going to say this right now. My girlfriend is the kind of person who grew up asking for video games for the holidays and then would just watch her siblings play them. So it's pretty cool. She just watches me play a few hours in bed every couple of days and get some enjoyment out of that. I mean, that sounds like a great arrangement.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Yeah. That's the dream, you know, do you, why you, why you want to hear her perspective on it, Brian? I might want to hear what she has to say about it either way. It sounds like it sounds like she's humoring him possibly but even then it's like she's doing what makes him happy you know enough to make him happy and feel like she's interested in it I feel like they do have a good arrangement you know it's not a good arrangement if she's bored watching him play video games only hours though you know what I mean a couple
Starting point is 00:17:20 hours a week is a day or a week a week he week, he said. Yeah, that's not that much. That's not that much, Brian. That's not, Brian. Most of being alive is being bored. Yeah, Brian, I didn't, I didn't realize that you had this sort of anti-gaming. Big hang up, right? Yeah, this is really kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I have a Switch. Did you, can I ask you something? Did you get a Switch for one of the Lego games? No, I got it because I wanted a switch I don't really play it It's got a bunch of games on it that I'm like one quarter of the way through or other ones that I never played But it is here in this room years a year All right, but I mean they could you could also say that maybe this switch is just you know, this is Nintendo It's a bit too childish for you.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And also possibly you're just a little bit too busy building your Legos to play the Switch as well. What would make you stay back, Chris? I don't know where you get that idea. There's so many Legos behind him, it's odd. Let's go to another question. I can't see, by the way, I just want to be clear. But there's Bowser.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Yeah, no, if you go. Oh yeah, Bowser's back there, there's I can't see by the way. There's Bowser. Yeah, if you go. Oh yeah, Bowser's back there. There's a few Nintendos back there. If he panned his camera up, there's more on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a Dune one. RNintendoSuddenChampion says, what makes you attracted to Nintendo better than Sony and
Starting point is 00:18:39 Microsoft? Attracted is not the word I would use. That's not necessarily, yeah. That's weird. Well, depending on what character we're talking about. Yeah's die. Yeah the princess baby. We're all guys here You know yeah, let's say what Nintendo characters will we want to fuck the most? Okay, yeah three two one here we go Well we gotta wait till three two one
Starting point is 00:19:00 So do you want to count down Jesse you do three 2 1 and then yeah after one we all say which character Okay, we want to fuck you ready. Yeah, okay 3 2 1 Toad me of myself It's kind of a character you can Yeah, now listen I would like I'm the only professional one on the podcast. And so it's my duty to say because Brian just kind of jumped into stuff, started reading even with this from Reddit, I guess. We're reading stuff. We're reading our our slash. Oh, I do have another thing I got to read here, but let's read through that.
Starting point is 00:19:38 I do just want to say, can we what's your you guys? Did you play Nintendo growing up, Brian? Who here who here played Nintendo? Were you Nintendo people Sega Genesis? I just want to get all of it. Okay. Yeah. Wow. Yeah Well, you just had to do a couple jobs for the guy down the street and you could have as many I'll tell you what I I bought my parents got us a Nintendo and then there was this kid named Jeremy that lived in a neighborhood and he fucking stole it and so then we got a a Nintendo and then there was this kid named Jeremy that lived in a neighborhood and he fucking stole it. And so then we got a super Nintendo song is about Jeremy stole my I hate him. He stole like two of our game systems. He was too tough to get like you
Starting point is 00:20:16 were you were in a violence gang. You couldn't get it back. No, he would break him when we were gone. Yeah, but then you got him back because you got his catalytic converter. So no, he ended up going to jail for a while. That's why we didn't ever get him back. He was in jail and then he got out of jail and we beat him up and he went back to jail and then he came out. We would beat him up. We beat the guy up a million times.
Starting point is 00:20:39 He would not stop stealing our gaming system. So anyway, this guy goes Nintendo actually cares about its product and the games they produce, they have zero debt. Multiple times the CEO took a pay cut because of poor performance. Not to say others don't care, but they feel like one of the few companies that aren't only interested in their bottom line. But then you said they have, that's so fucking funny to be like, you know, I love about this gaming company.
Starting point is 00:21:05 No debt. No, I can respect them because they can balance their books and they don't put themselves into financial peril. I mean, that's, you know, I just respect them from a business standpoint. It helps me enjoy the games better. Yes, Stefan. This guy goes, the other companies are evil. Xbox is Microsoft and that goes without saying for anyone willing to look up their history.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Sony threw me and others under the bus with the PS Vita. They were even. What was that? The PS Vita. Is it? It is Vita, but I wasn't even trying. I wasn't trying to jump on your flub there, but I was just like, who is thrown under the bus by that? And what is that?
Starting point is 00:21:46 This guy and this guy. Can you guys explain that? Sony like abandoned their handheld despite really good performance and a lot of promising technology. And that's not what throwing someone under the bus is. Well, maybe the guy who like spearheaded the initiative or something.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Well, the thing is, one aspect of it that you gotta understand is when you're a gamer and you buy a system in Games for it. You no longer think of it as an entertainment expense. You now think of it as an investment So this guy's investment was tanked by Games continues stopping the development and stuff like that However, if he was able to hold on a little while, he could have realized actually a pretty, a pretty nice profit. It's actually good that they, they stopped making it because it became more valuable later on, but of course, unfortunately he already set it on fire in his backyard and uploaded a video of it.
Starting point is 00:22:34 So he wasn't able to get the money back. I appreciate that. Here's an interesting one. And like I said, I'm not really a Nintendo guy. Maybe you guys can answer to this, but this guy goes, I work for an intelligence service in my country and being on Nintendo platforms helps helps us finding a lot of predators. That's interesting. You guys know anything about that?
Starting point is 00:22:58 I don't know. Is there a lot of like, see, I don't even know I don't know where there was no interaction. You were just playing by yourself at home. I only play games that are rated M for mature, so there's no pedophiles on there. Oh, right. Smart, smart. And the last person goes, it's like water compared to PlayStation's wine and Xbox's whiskey. Everybody drinks water.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Ah, great way to put it. And but the real true gentleman, which one is the whiskey? The Xbox. I'm drinking Pappy. Yeah, the Xbox is the Xbox is so then what would be Pappy then? Like what's the PlayStation is wine Xbox is Xbox. Xbox is with the Xbox. That's known as a flubble. And they're quite rare, but he hasn't done a lot of big,
Starting point is 00:23:49 I think he gets like a little bit nervous. And I think what happens is he's just trying to do his show. And then when it's like us three together and we're like, we're just always jamming stuff up. I don't want to get yelled at. I don't want to get yelled at, which I won't, you guys will, but I'm trying to be that, which I won't. You guys will.
Starting point is 00:24:05 But I'm trying to be kind and not get yelled at. You want to talk about the actual stuff that we're meant to be talking about. You asked me what the cream of the crop, Chris. What's the cream of the crop in terms of the game consoles? It's PC gaming. Neo Geo. It's PC, baby. It's PC. I'm all over PC gaming. Now. That's the only gaming Neo geo. Oh, it's the it's PC baby. It's I'm all over PC gaming.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Now that's the only gaming I do. Shout out rocket league. I'm just going to say it's a, it was soldier boys console where you can play every game ever made on it. That was good. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I'm sick and tired of PC. Really? Hard of it. Yeah. Moving on. So I went to this website and you know it's interesting. This is a story somebody wrote. It's called Princess Bitch.
Starting point is 00:24:56 What website did you... well you don't know who she is. It's a story website where people write stories. Okay. Cool. Bible. Yeah. During Mario party. Ha ha. Luigi.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Last princess. Each. I tossed you the bomb during hot bomb mom and you lost the mini game and also lost 15 coins. Now you won't be able to buy the star from toad this turn peach. How can you be so cruel to me pouted Luigi? Don't take it personally personally Luigi. I want to win. I want to win too because Mario promised to nail my ass. If I finally get off my ass
Starting point is 00:25:32 and do something, but you already have two stars. Can we get a little more Italian? Yeah, I can't really differentiate between the characters. Pitch up and then pitch down for the Italian for the yeah for the Luigi. Now they're playing Super Mario RPG. Okay. Ha ha ha Luigi. Laugh Princess Peach. You're not even in this game. You're stuck in the manual. I'm part of the main squad. Even Bowser's part of the squad this time. You don't have to rub it in my face said Luigi Mario and Bowser double team me at every end we reach. They fill me up with so much semen that it ain't even funny. If only you were a main character you could have joined us in bed said Peach a wicked
Starting point is 00:26:15 smile on her beautiful lips. Luigi crossed his arm. Now you gave me a hard on while I think about Bowser fucking your ass. While Mario fucks. Right. This is what you're like so desperate to keep things on the rails for. This is what you had to get to. I was always interested in hooking up with the hot Koopa. Luigi told her while a tent grew in his overalls. I know. Okay. I know what you mean said Peach Bowser has such a good penis. She then lived for that. That is Bowser has such a good penis. I would imagine it would be, it would be a terrifying he does, by the. Like if you, I'm on, I mean, one of my favorite websites, rule34.triplex.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Yeah, I've been there, unfortunately, because you told me about it. Yeah. Bowser is like, I mean, he's got a lot going on down there. Oh yeah, I would imagine he's got a huge hammer on him, but I just think it would be like, it might be one of those ones that like, it gets in there and it can't come out, you know? has the spikes yeah yeah yeah i'll i'll send you here you guys you don't
Starting point is 00:27:30 have to click on this if you don't want to but yeah i don't want to so i don't yeah you don't have to address it you don't have i'll check it out oh chris and brian want to check oh it's very very very um graphic yeah there's There seems to be. Oh yeah, that's a good looking penis. I can see the green lighting up Brian's microphone. I understand. It's so much, I saw the green light up his room. It's actually mostly yellow in the picture.
Starting point is 00:27:56 It's mostly yellow, he, well the green is the surrounding, but it's, I just wanna say Bowser is sort of, I guess he's opening his hole up. He's laying down on his back facing the camera. Because you can see the huge anal beads. Oh, that feels like such a dastardly trick. Just like Bowser.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yes, he's dastardly. Oh, come fuck my hole. And then I jump in there and all of a sudden it's a big trick and I have to verse him and I get caught in a bubble or something. I mean, forget about it. I don't want people to know that. Yeah, I would not, truly,
Starting point is 00:28:24 even if I was so sexually attracted to Bowser, him and I get caught in a bubble or something. I mean, forget about it. I would not truly, even if I was so sexually attracted to Bowser, I would not engage in any sort of intercourse with them because I would be concerned with his reputation. I think I would be trusted. I'm the one guy who would be able to fuck Bowser and come without being trapped or killed. Yeah, you've always had that attitude, you know, about things. He has a positive attitude. It's gotten you in a lot of. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I believe in my man. I went to Nintendo forums and Jack Lovejoy said, are Nintendo games really shallow and for kids? So he said this on the Nintendo for maybe not a popular set of me because I've been hearing that Nintendo is only for the kiddie audience and their games are shallow shovelware that lack depth. Is this true? The answer is a huge fucking no for crying out loud.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Okay, good. Yeah. You had me in the first half. Not gonna knock on because I mean sure Mario Kirby Animal Crossing and Pokemon are Kitty, but those are the only ones directed towards kids. Take another look at other Nintendo first party games. Metroid half of the Zelda games. Kid Icarus, Zeno blade, fire emblem, Star Fox and hell even
Starting point is 00:29:32 mother. I don't know. I don't know mother. I don't think I do either. Like nest is from if you've played Smash Bros. Okay. Yeah, those game series are not directly aimed towards children and are aimed at a more mature audience.
Starting point is 00:29:47 I think the reason why people make this misconception is because those franchises are the most recognizable. Any other ones are left in the dust, but seriously kid Icarus is more. I also, I think that doesn't that kind of undercut the point that if these other franchises that are aimed at adults, even if I take that at face value, the fact that they are left behind in the dust and the ones that are most prominent are the chiefly kid oriented game series. Doesn't that sort of undermine the point that adults are the focus of
Starting point is 00:30:16 Nintendo's business plan? Yeah. Have you played Zeno Blade? Have you played Zeno Flame? Yeah, but yeah, but starfox and shit. It's like You know, that's a hard one. You're telling me that's for kids. Jesse I mean that one's a little graphic for the kiddies Is it no it is some people get that website. I go to starfox's dad Yeah exploded by when slipy dies. It's really sad. It's pretty brutal And slipy was getting road hit in his jet and he goes he goes down so it's really sad. It's pretty brutal when Slippy dies. Slippy was getting road head in his jet and he goes down.
Starting point is 00:30:47 So it's really sad. That is sad. It's hard to see. I hate to see a guy die from road head. He was just about to bust. Yeah. Oh, that's bad. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:57 You tell me he didn't get to bust? He didn't get to bust. He was just about to, you know the glass that comes down over the top of you when you're sitting in your fighter jet? Oh yeah. He was just about to blow his fat load all over that the the heat shield of his jet And then he unfortunately he lost control of the stalk because he was experiencing so much pleasure Yeah, that's right. That's where his famous line Fox get this guy off of me comes from yes, that's right
Starting point is 00:31:23 That's right. A lot of people forget that rest. in peace to slippy a real one it's beautiful I want to rest in peace what's that other guys name Nat Nads Nads yeah Nads is dead you wouldn't know that if you're not a patron but rest in peace Nads did Nads pass away too Nads passed on yeah hey I saw you guys make an appearance at AEW last night by the way congrats yeah Well, that was a while ago because we, yeah, but we did, we want to give a shout out to the, I think, I mean, I can look it up right now or Brian, can you pull it up? The person who actually did it, but Del Taco, I think Del Taco on Twitter, but had a Kweeber and the Gris sign and on the other side, single guy. And let me tell you,
Starting point is 00:32:05 I don't know. I don't know if they did some research, but they got some really good placement. They were very prominent on the television broadcast with their signs. A bunch of times. Yeah. Somebody, somebody posted under that there was like some discussion happening, you know, on some forums about like what's with the creeper and the grist wrestling forums? Yeah, I went to Nintendo of America and they recently announced something called Alarm. You guys ever heard of this thing? Have you heard of it?
Starting point is 00:32:36 I've heard of alarm. This is interesting. I have not heard of it. It's a clock clock. I said clock. Let's take that one. Let's just cock. Cock. I said clock. Hang on. Let's take that one. Let's just take it again. I said it's a cock.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You said cock. No, I said. Are you still looking at the Bowser picture? No, I said the L in the back of my tongue instead of the front. Why? This guy is this guy's his brain is so fucking perverted that when the word clock comes up at it, it just automatically removes the letter L.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Like he looks like cock. Yeah. He's red cock. You saw a cock. Yes. Yeah. So alarm I was an alarm clock that costs $100 that Nintendo is selling. Nice.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. Mine. My one thing about my alarm clock is it's not expensive enough. I'm buying it. I did look up. I did look up how to get it. But I lost interest. Like I will say, when I saw this thing, literally the first thought I had was Brian is going to purchase this. I came close. I did. But you know, Alex Humphrey says I read it. Alex Humphrey says, uh, I rather, I rather buy
Starting point is 00:33:43 a Nintendo smartphone, but this off to a good start. I wouldn't rather buy a Nintendo smart. I disagree with that. I'm fine with my phone. I don't, you love your new phone, even though you don't take care of it. Yeah. Joe says, I've been saying that for a long time.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I'd buy a Nintendo phone. I definitely know what they're talking about though. They want, these are people who are so obsessed with Nintendo that they want everything in their life to be Nintendo And so Nintendo's like they do electronics. Why can't they do a phone for me? Apple in the respect of like locking things down that I think if you get much more locked down than Apple That's pretty tough. I would buy a Nintendo smartphone. I would buy the first, like the first one they released,
Starting point is 00:34:30 even if it had so many issues, and it was like known to be very bad, I would get in early on it. Having a Nintendo. You wanna call your mom, you gotta enter a 16 digit friend code. What the hell? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:42 You have to enter a number to call someone. That's annoying as fuck. Your phone number ends up having to beat level one one on Mario what does your phone number does your phone number does number is one one one yeah you got beat the level to call me what is this alarm clock and you guys explain it to me said yeah I. Well, basically think of it. Think of it like an alarm cock. And it's from there. It's like it's just exactly what you would think.
Starting point is 00:35:09 And its name is alarm. Yeah, as an alarm with an O at the end of the day. Very, very funny. Yes, everybody's always like, oh, yeah, I'm so glad I bought this thing. Everyone's laughing. Oh, it's funny that they won't tell him what it is that they're doing this bit. They keep saying alarm. But can you guys actually tell me what it is, please? Well, it's a Nintendo sound clock. It's alarm. Oh, according to alarm. Oh, yeah. It's alarm.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Oh, it's like an alarm. But if you want Nintendo sound, yeah. And add an O, you can do that or just on your phone. You could just download them. But this is alarm. Oh, this is alarm. Oh, yeah. This is alarm is this next. I goes, I don't see Nintendo ever making a smartphone because they don't like emulation of their video games. That's true. That is true. What prevents them from making a smartphone and that because it would be
Starting point is 00:35:59 Nintendo handheld would be an obvious shoe in for like, okay. So what's the use case for buying the Nintendo smartphone? Well, you get emulation capability of their old games and stuff like that. Otherwise, what are they bringing to the table that you know, the Decades of Apple and you seem like an Android guy the way you're talking now, but I'm an apple guy But you just sound like an Android guy. I don't know Pomegranate you've got Pomegranate he has Android Android vibes though I will say. I don't. I do not.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Alex Humphrey. Don't move away from that so quick. We weren't done talking about that. Don't just start. You give Android vibes. That's what we're saying. You literally have the green glow of the Android text on you right now. That's correct. No I don't.
Starting point is 00:36:44 That's Bowser's booty hole though. This. I think it's bowser's bowser's clock though. Yeah, that's bowser. Yeah, this guy goes. This is a really great idea. I hope this sells well enough for more Nintendo electronics to be released. A Nintendo branded TV would be great for console gaming in general. Yeah, no, I like the idea of that. Why don't they have a TV? It's a great question. I hate that I have to play my Nintendo on a fucking rival television. What's that even really a rival television? No, this only would be exactly
Starting point is 00:37:12 Exactly and to me they all are Every all TVs are Sony. Yeah. Well, yeah in a way Yeah, TV TV Sony, computer, Microsoft, video game, Nintendo, phone, Apple, phone, or Android. If you're Brian or Android, if you're I don't have Android. This guy goes, I was hoping it linked to your phone so you could listen to text messages or receive goals on it or use it on the online app to talk to other players online. Should have an option to download any music owned by Nintendo on a download list, not a random small update.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Chris, do you want to take this one? What did I say? You said goals. Like seagulls. Well, you said you said, oh, goals. I mean, yeah, this is, I mean, listen, the flub heads have been actually sort of piping up online to say like, Hey, we were, you know, things have been thin lately.
Starting point is 00:38:10 We haven't had anything to feast off of. So today is your day. Even good tonight. This is the episode. This person says this would actually, that's okay, man. Let's, let's, let's, Hey, just, no, no, I don't. I didn't even do anything. Even cabinet. We got to chill out here for a second. I think we got to relax here for a second and just sort of.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Yeah, I mean, maybe just sort of talk for a second about. Brian, would it help if you look to your Android phone for a second? Just I'm an Android phone. This guy goes, this would actually encourage me to start using an alarm. L.O.L. Jesse, stop. Jesse's trying to antagonize it. No, I'm not. I wanted to. Of course, as we know, Jessie is, of course, you know, Tennessee,
Starting point is 00:38:50 the Tennessee chapter sergeant of arms of the Flubheads. And he's always trying to get those flubs going. But yeah, Brian, I think we're all good now. Everything's good. We're we're ready to go. Yeah. Right. Hey, Sue says, would love an interactive Nintendo coffee maker. What you guys thought about that? Uh, so the coffee would, I'm guessing maybe when the coffee was ready, it would
Starting point is 00:39:13 go like, da da da da da. Yeah. Yeah. Like is that what happens at the end though of the level? Do you know what I'm saying? Maybe well, the coffee is brewing. It's playing the song the song and it is the beginning part and then it does the thing at the end when it's finished. Whatever that noise is when you like hit the flag. Yeah, the flag. Yeah, it's like yeah, it does that one.
Starting point is 00:39:39 That would yeah, I mean that's actually pretty good. That's not going to have a whole House full of Nintendo utilities and do other coffee makers make their play songs when you are you know, I don't know What actually? Nintendo sort of Yeah competition Yeah, Alex says I want one for like thirty dollars or fifty dollars not for 100, but probably get one anyway. Yeah, it's good to say I'd like it for 30 or 50. Yeah, I think that
Starting point is 00:40:09 I would like it more for 30. Nintendo is gonna take 50 on that one. If you're gonna give me those. $30 coffee maker is that? No, I think this is the alarm clock. I think that's a lot. And I looked into alarm while you guys were doing God knows what a minute or so ago
Starting point is 00:40:25 and it it does seem to just be an alarm clock that has a Sort of characters on it and I guess you can program them to say like good morning or whatever Yeah, it's not really anything. It's it's weird They Nintendo has made sort of slight entrances into these the physical products like they did So what was it called the labo stuff was that what it was word thing or whatever, right? Yeah, so they had like the Mario Kart like the AR Mario Kart or whatever, right? Yeah some very like you wanted to buy that What's the AR? What's that? It's where you set up like a racetrack in your house And it's a little like RC Mario Kart and a camera on it and you can like play it. Oh, that's that's kind of a cool concept
Starting point is 00:41:09 It's kind of cool. Yeah, that is kind of cool. You gotta have a big house though That's the problem with it. You need a lot of space for it I think yeah hardwood this guy goes game freak releases a sleeping game and no one bats an eye Nintendo releases an alarm clock and everyone loses their mind. Okay, so someone put out a sleeping game. Game Freak Game Freak. So they do Pokemon. Do they do like a Pokemon sleeping game?
Starting point is 00:41:33 I guess I guess I have no idea what he's talking about. This is from the Nintendo 64 group in Facebook. I chose this. By the way, I just want to say I was a I had a Nintendo a Super Nintendo, but then I dipped on Nintendo 64 weirdly. Like I moved over. You got off too soon. I think that that in 64 is the best console.
Starting point is 00:41:53 I agree. I agree. I, in hindsight, I wish I hadn't. And I did go back and play like, you know, my friends had stuff. I played a lot of cart on N64, but yeah, I feel like I did miss out. So this guy goes current status of my N64 collection it's crazy how expensive chasing nostalgia is worth every penny though and he has a big collection. I've shown the picture for you. This guy's into wrestling too. That's cool
Starting point is 00:42:20 though that's a cool thing to be into. Yeah he He's got the belt. He's got the big stuff and be careful. Somebody's going to go hold up a sign and making fun of you at the next. Oh yeah. Well, I'd love it if somebody would make fun of somebody else on wrestling. What do you think that was making fun of you? I wasn't on a sign. I know I'm not one wasn't a lot of times. I'll put flubs though. A lot of times they a lot of times this has happened more than once. It's happened about five times, yeah. This is about the fifth time that it's happened and I think I encouraged it a lot because the idea of Brian trying to get away from his flubs and watching wrestling and then people holding up...
Starting point is 00:42:55 Watching his favorite thing to get away from his flubs. And then people holding up signs to remind him of the flubs was a very funny idea. Remind me of the nickname that I ran away from. Oh, that's yeah. Oh, Queiber. Yeah, Queiber. Yeah, I think I guess the idea of having the name Queiber on his favorite show is probably not actually good for him because he actually does it like the name Queiber. I got away from it. I moved away from Groveport and don't talk to anybody from Groveport,
Starting point is 00:43:24 which is that I got away from Groveport and don't talk to anybody from Groveport, which is how I got away from that name. Some of them were really good dudes who had a lot of surprising ideas. What's wrong with the name was a business owner, but what's wrong with Kweeber as a name? Like, what do you not like about it? Sounds cool. Yeah, it doesn't sound cool. I think it sounds cool. It doesn't sound cool. It sounds like an absolute it sounds like not a cool guy at all. That's what they were getting out.
Starting point is 00:43:51 It was a it was a it's a play on Kweef and Quimby. Yeah, so moms used to call that and people's dads call me that. I had some fucking teachers that called me that. Like, I couldn't get away from it. And I understand. I had some fucking teachers that called me that like I couldn't get away from it. And then I get I understand tree on I understand why you hate it because like you you know, you're somebody who deserves respect. I don't say that you often but you're somebody who deserves respect.
Starting point is 00:44:17 You know, you're like a really good dude and you're like, you know, you're a good dad and you have, you know, you do a really good show now and stuff and it's like some Kweeber is not somebody who deserves respect. You cannot respect somebody named Kweeber in any real meaningful way. Is there still a little bit of Kweeber within you though? Do you think or? No, none. I can still see. I think Kweeber uses an Android phone a little bit. I think he would if he had a phone. Yeah. And listen, I think Quiber is 99% gone.
Starting point is 00:44:53 If I had to guess just from knowing Brian and sort of hearing stories of Quiber, I would say he's 99% gone. But every now and then you'll sort of see a pop up. Yeah, exactly. That's Kweebert. That is Kweebert. Tales of Kweebert would be a good video game based on Brian's life. So this guy be Nintendo. This guy posted.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Oh, oh, masterful stuff, guys. That's what I was talking about. This guy posted a picture of a bunch of games and a couple of Nintendo 64 is a Japanese one and some wrestling belts and stuff. And they're on the floor, by the way. This isn't like masterfully displayed. I got just threw his shit on the floor in his apartment and said, here's my picture. First comment is from Dan. He goes, somebody came from a rich family. Jesus. So I don't know that. Just to be clear, it's not that big of a collection. It's not like it's not a state.
Starting point is 00:45:50 It's just kind of on like, isn't it on like kind of like a dirty carpet? As well as it looks bad. Looks like like just a small apartment. Like it doesn't look it's it's you can very much tell from the photo that it is not a rich person at all. You know, I respond to you consider that rich and he goes, well, let's see your collection to have multiple systems, games, controllers. I would say somebody was well off.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Most people would be lucky to have one system, two controllers, and maybe a dozen games, not like the gentleman who displayed this pose. But but yeah, but the gentleman collects them. He collects them. Yeah, you're right. Like most people who are just gaming or whatever, but this is somebody who is a nostalgia collector who like goes you know, like that's what they spend their money on. The difference between someone
Starting point is 00:46:36 who's not rich and rich is something like six additional in 64 games. Not even in the blocks either. The games are like cartridges. Yeah, I could have possibly picked them up at secondhand store. You know what I mean? Could have actually gotten them a lot of them at the time of release.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Like, yeah, low. They're not even all complete in box. It's not like they're the rare ones or whatever. It's just like whichever ones like well, Scott jumps in to help. He goes, bro, I own 70 grand and games around 4,000 video games and 13 consoles. And I'm not rich. You clearly don't know what rich means. I mean, I guess I don't want to split Harris with this guy about material wealth. At
Starting point is 00:47:16 that point, I'm ducking out of the conversation between if I accidentally waited in and said, what do you mean? He's got like 14 games who fucking care. If this guy then shows up and says, I'll show you what Rich is or isn't or whatever. My point is, I think I'm showing myself the door. I don't have 70 grand. My gate is a lot. I don't have $70,000 in anything including Legos. I know that's what you got. How much do you think you
Starting point is 00:47:38 do have if you had to estimate? $15,000 keeping in mind, you've said maybe less, maybe less, maybe less. Actually, I'd probably say 10, 15, $10,000 because a lot of them were only $100 when I bought them. You know what I mean? A lot of them are a lot more. Yeah, a lot. The ones I buy now are.
Starting point is 00:47:59 So this guy goes, I have a what about the ones you sold, though? I've never sold any. I'm going to start selling stuff. So you still haven't sold any. I don't know how the last time I talked to you, you were talking about selling them, you, you have every Lego you've ever bought. I don't know how to sell it. This guy goes, you don't even get rid of any either.
Starting point is 00:48:20 You've just, you're just hoarding all of them. I'm trying to get rid of them soon. I'm going to tell you, what does that mean? Troy trying? I could just throw you could just recycle them or whatever like take them to like a hobby shop Or whatever, you know, like I said, I love them and lots like of big lots of Legos Do you know what you should do? You know what you should do? No, no, no Brian. They're up room. Yeah, you should give them away to guys listeners okay that's a good idea that's a good idea you guys want to get free you get some free you want some free Lego well yeah I guess you'll have to wait how would we do that yeah so don't say that Christopher Christopher
Starting point is 00:49:00 says I have a super Nintendo sucks because my daughter dropped it now won't work I hear something rattling around in there. I hope I can fix it. Well, I hope you can fix your freaking daughter. What the hell's wrong with her? It sounds like she's screwing up your damn life or it's on him for letting his daughter get close to the super Nintendo. Oh, you don't let them get anywhere close to your toys.
Starting point is 00:49:20 You know, you either. Oh, it's just listen, the I do. I feel for this guy because it is hard to get a super, you know, it costs a little bit to get a super Nintendo. Now it's not an expensive rich. You can probably get one. I got a game cube recently, but I just had the way I got it was I traded straight up my like Xbox one or something for it, you know, just because I wanted to play and I
Starting point is 00:49:42 got Mario Kart and Mario Golf and a few other games, the old ones that I like to play. And I played it for a while. I was Mario Strikers. No, no, I don't have that one. Yeah. That's your game. Here's a little, here's a little thing for you, but you can play it on your big TVs, your wide screen. You got to reformat that sucker though. These are not formatted for the wide screen. They're formatted for the standard screen. So you got to reformat that sucker though these are not formatted for the wide screen. They're formatted for the standard screen. So you got to reformat that television or it's going to look all fucked up. You guys probably know that, but I, I think it's the hard way. You're on the hard way.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I don't even want to get into it. Okay. Yeah, sure. It was during Luigi's mansion. Luigi was so proud that he finally got his own game in which he was the star. He had to save Mario from King Boo. He wished he would have to save princess Peach as well. It will let her shut up for once in her life.
Starting point is 00:50:32 But with a game like this under his belt, there was no way she should. She could tease them. Now she would finally take them seriously. Like his older brother, Mario and Bowser too. Maybe Luigi would finally get lucky with princess speech. Ha ha ha, Luigi. You laugh, Princess Beach. You finally have your own game and you're a chicken for all of it.
Starting point is 00:50:50 It must be so embarrassing to have that kind of game out in the world. Luigi got red in the face. He couldn't take her teasing any longer. He was fed up with how Peach acted. What did he ever do to her? What is your fucking problem, bitch? He screamed at her. This is not.
Starting point is 00:51:06 We do write this. This is crazy. Really? Yeah, it is like, yeah, super heavy duty, obviously, like in cell kind of. Yeah. I do it very women hating. And also it just seems like maybe a younger person. Probably. Yeah. So does anybody know if there's a place to see where Princess Peach is saying all that insulting stuff to you?
Starting point is 00:51:26 Like, could you just find it? Well, could you just Google that? And she would say that you're not good enough and you're small and stuff. Why would someone want that? Oh, I don't know. I just, you could pay money. I thought it would be, honestly, I thought it'd be funny. Yeah, I guess.
Starting point is 00:51:41 But like, I don't know. I don't think someone would like, it doesn doesn't seem like would that be so funny if she was like like I like I got a joke like long leather gloves on and she was like saying like Just for instance for instance. She was like Jesse, you know, you'll have the gloves on you'll never beat the big game She's like snapping the gloves. Oh, she's smoking too. Well, yeah, that'd be so funny Funny smoking porn is the weirdest thing to me. And I just,
Starting point is 00:52:06 That's what they're talking about. Why are you talking about porn? Cause that's what they're talking about. No I'm not. Here's a review of the Super Mario Brothers movie. The hell? I saw this movie. I went to this movie.
Starting point is 00:52:23 This one I went to in 4d oh like where the chairs the shared chairs shake and they like blow water on you and stuff I was a fucking nightmare it was an absolute fucking nightmare you go to those you go to the 40 showings a lot I feel no I don't I don't been to a few of them I've been to a few of them I've been to a few of them back in the day I go to them a lot I guess you're rich yeah Yeah 70 grand in them. Damn No, they cost a little bit more Because more
Starting point is 00:53:01 More than a normal one damn Core well, let's do it. All right. Trace Trace, which Chris knows a trace. He's loved one. His show. Well, he's part of the Bubba family and he's and shout out to his famous father who we actually had on one of our programs. What is one of the biggest lessons you ever learned is don't have a shock jock guy on your show. It makes a shock jocks Mason Manson. He was the right hand man of a bubble loves sponge. We talked about this a lot. I'm sorry, but it was really an incredible thing when he asked him for his plug and he said his plug was libertarianism. So this guy goes, uh, it's always really weird seeing a mediocre movie that is getting universally
Starting point is 00:53:50 praised makes you feel crazy. The critics were close to right on this one for once. Also many of the five star reviews are obviously fake. So be careful with that. Well, I do agree. We all know that there's something iffy about the rottenten Tomatoes audience score system these days and this is Google, though. The Google all of them have been compromised. And it's not Google.
Starting point is 00:54:12 They're all compromised. Google, you're saying Google has fallen. Nope. Well, the thing is, the thing with Rotten Tomatoes, I don't know if you guys know this, but the audience score is now the popcorn meter. So you have to guess. I do know that. Yes, I know. Google has no one. Okay. Okay. I'm just, you know, I thought maybe Jesse didn't know. I don't know that. That's a popcorn.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Nobody checks Google for movie reviews. So why would they you know what I mean? So it's accurate. Anyway, he goes, I want to preface this all by saying I'm a huge Mario fan. I've played and owned every Mario game and had Mario and Peach cake toppers at my wedding. Oh, okay. Interesting because that I do appreciate that context because that I was I was not thinking you were that big of a fan. It's helpful. That did not help my enjoyment of the film at all. I don't I
Starting point is 00:55:03 don't know why I can't imagine it would. Yeah, I'm a huge psycho and I didn't like this. I don't expect too much from a kids movie as an adult, but I do expect them to be at least entertaining. And I don't think that's unreasonable. Giving masterpieces like Toy Story and Mega Mind. Master. Mega Mind. Mega Mind is a math. It's like, listen, they're pretty good. I think it's like, it was, you know, it's fine. That's what I want. Yeah. I don't know that I would call it a, um, a master masterpiece. Mega mind. Uh, the Mario movie doesn't seem to be made with adults or children in mind. It's more like it was made for a very select audience of viewers who are stuck 20 years
Starting point is 00:55:41 in the past and love outdated humor slash slow motion. Listen, yeah, that would be the adults watching the Mario movie. Yeah, it might seem that way like it's but the you know, the box office tells you otherwise. It was very very useful. Everybody fucking went and watched it. So it was the people that thought hated it. This guy goes the story is nothing to write home about and that's okay, but it. This guy goes, the story's nothing to write home about. And that's okay. But it is definitely a problem
Starting point is 00:56:06 when the story only exists to tell jokes. No matter what. You want to look at serious story from Mario movie? Yeah. Okay. If it was a little funny, I actually agree. I didn't like the Mario movie either. I thought it stunk. And I didn't, I didn't like it either.
Starting point is 00:56:23 I thought it was here. I thought it was one. Ashing around. It was like, either. And I thought it was here. I thought it was washing around. It was probably hard for you to enjoy it with the water. And you and Lee, it was a blast night. But it sounds bad. It goes up your butt. The water goes up your butt. Yeah, OK. No, I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:56:36 This guy's on his fucking app. Looks like it looks like Bowser was at a 40. They don't have experience. They don't have 40 in Ohio, guys. OK, so I don't even know what it is Yeah, you guys you guys probably just got the 3d. Yeah, we do have 3d Yeah, I just got it. You guys have four you guys have 4f I think or 4h is it 4h is the or it's 4h. That's where the animals are. Yeah. Yeah, it's actually pretty serious
Starting point is 00:56:59 So stop okay something. Okay. Well speaking of not a single track that played even the orchestrated Mario remixes felt like they belonged in the scenes. It seriously felt like watching a fan made advertisement for the movie, but the advertisement was as long as the movie itself. As for the joke that I yeah, that's a difficult thing. As for the jokes, the most prominent was a joke where the scene would go into slow motion and Mario would say mama mia Okay Yeah, it was pretty bad. I agree with that I don't I don't know how it could be an advertisement for itself at a feature length. That is an interesting concept Well that might explain it a lot of people went back
Starting point is 00:57:42 You know this time they'll see the real movie. They're like, holy shit, that fucking I want to see this movie. And so I did its job. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't think it was that good. Again, my seat was moving around a lot in a jerking kind of motion. It was very uncomfortable physically, but I also just don't think it was that good. But it is a, you know, it's a kid's movie, and
Starting point is 00:58:06 it's a movie based on a video game. I always assume those are going to be bad. This is zero bullshit. I'm not lying at all. I saw Mario on an airplane. As a matter of fact, I saw the Mario movie on an Alaska Airlines airplane flying home from Alaska. Oh, that's what you're telling me.
Starting point is 00:58:29 You were watching that way to your crotch got so hot that you had to rip out. No, no, no, no, no. That was on the way there. Oh, I'm on the way home on the way home when you were shitting and so sick that they made you sit beside the bathroom. Yes. When I was watching. So how did you how did you enjoy the film? I didn't like it. I didn't like it, but I was like, you know what? It'll keep my mind off this situation that's going on.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Yeah. Yeah. And it's an old thing going on. Yeah. Yeah. We all know that we don't have to rehash what went on. He, you know, he caused a big issue on the plane. I did. It was inoffensive the first time, but they did the exact same joke at least five more times throughout the movie. Speaking of slow motion known as a callback, Greg Dean will tell you that even when it makes absolutely no sense to the characters go into slow motion, I'd estimate every five minutes there was a slow motion gag or the epic action scene and slow motion. The humor doesn't get much better than the mama mia joke.
Starting point is 00:59:26 And I would describe it as every single bad cliche from an animated movie over the past 20 years thrown into a blender. Everything from characters screaming for no reason to being LOL so random to being cute but excessively dark. The theater I went to was packed, but there were no laughs throughout the entire movie, not even children. Well those three things there are like the funniest things in the world to kids so I'm surprised to hear that even the kids didn't like it. We were confused about who it was for you just described what a child's sense of humor is. Yeah, did your kids like it? Yeah they did like it you know they even like the they like the song I I
Starting point is 01:00:05 I did actually see when I was in LA I saw Jack Black on the street And I had I had half a mind to tell him I didn't too much care for the Mario movie But what I did instead was I sort of sheepishly looked away and then later Googled was that Jack Black on the street and then of course that didn't come up with anything So then I was just like well I guess that was him and then that was pretty much the end of it. But it was an interesting encounter, though, for sure. It was. It was.
Starting point is 01:00:29 The animation is really I bet it wasn't him. It was him. That's what it said. It was him. Do you tell him he's disgraced now? Actually, truthfully, that was something that crossed my mind is like, could I say something to him? It was like, hey, why did you fucking do that to Kyle? You know, I wouldn't.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Why wouldn't you ask him about that? Well, does he agree? I just thought it was better not to harass a person in public. We're not talking about all the harassment now. He's a public figure and he has had to be held accountable. Well, he had his headphones in, so I would have had to ask him to take his headphones off. Motherfucker, we pay his salary. We elected him. You fucking yell at him all you want. We're getting Jack Black.
Starting point is 01:01:14 You know what he signed up for? Yeah. John Jim Bob says, if having a bunch of Nintendo references shoved in your face isn't enough to impress you and make you cream yourself with joy, you'll see right through the outer coat of pain into the heart of what this movie actually is. A piece of garbage. This guy, this guy kind of sees the zeros, you know, this movie's like a big cash grab. He seemed to be interested in profit with this particular film. To be so cynical about the internationally licensed intellectual property brand. I just I just feel like, I don't know what the horror wasn't in this one.
Starting point is 01:01:58 He goes, he goes, I don't I don't think the absolutely terrible, terrible script writing should be given a pass just because it's a kids movie or didn't you like all the Nintendo references? Believe it or not, seeing a reference I recognize doesn't net me any positive points for this film. What would net positive points would be if the movie was funny, interesting, well written, has a semblance of a plot, literally anything.
Starting point is 01:02:22 The film has nothing outside of Solance reference humor. Like no offense. The Mario games are not known for their plot. Oh dude, go to, Oh, don't say that. I saw a couple of real grown men going added about Mario lore earlier today. And the only reason it's not in this episode is because it happened like 10 minutes before we went to record. But two guys were, they were so, it was the longest argument. One of the longest arguments I've seen on Reddit. That's very, I feel like if you go to a movie like this, then you have to expect that it's going to be a lot of reference based humor. That's fair. You know, that's just kind of understood. Like, I don't know the video game.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Yeah, of course. Like, that's what they're going to do. It's fucking complete bullshit. Like just to go in and expect them to make some incredible movie is it's on you really. Well, on our Nintendo, a guy named Electric Electric Keys said controversial thought. So watch out. OK. a guy named Electric Keys said, controversial thought, so watch out, okay? Super Nintendo World is way overrated.
Starting point is 01:03:31 So I want to go to Super Nintendo World, almost went by myself during that period where I was in LA and my wife and kid were in Ohio still when I went to Mexico that day, I was almost going to go there, too. I almost did it, but I didn't. I chickened out that it would have been better than what you did instead. Right. Well, what if I got this annex, though? Well, it's true.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Yeah, you're not going to find Xanax at fucking Super Mario or Nintendo World. You know what? What is that? And the mushroom, though. Oh, oh, but that's real nice from Jesse. I'll also pass guest on Arrowhead guys. So appreciate that. What they do. You know, he knows what a mushroom does and not egg.
Starting point is 01:04:15 He knows what nutmeg does. That's right. Like to have real bad. I'm a huge Nintendo fan in my mid 30s. No kids. I just came back from Universal Studios. All that stuff in the at the beginning of your review about why it's overrated. The theme part's overrated. I love Nintendo and I'm ugly and here's what I have to say about no kids. I just came back from Universal Studios Hollywood and
Starting point is 01:04:41 I went there primarily for Super Nintendo World. I thought I would share my thoughts for other people in my demographic. Yes, it's very well done and yes, if I was a kid or had kids, I'd probably say otherwise. But Super Nintendo World was a waste of time and money despite what the internet doesn't seem to tell you. We are not the target audience. Not by 30 years. One, it's packed with three plus hour long waits to get into the then three hours again from Mario Kart. Toadstool Cafe reservations gone for the whole day by 10 a.m. This was on a Monday during the school year. Like come on that just sucks. That's just the Universal Studios though. That's how it is all the time. You have to go and do research. There's websites that tell you the
Starting point is 01:05:22 days and times and stuff that you can go. That's what I did. I went and I didn't get one of the fast pass things. I just did my research and I never had to wait in the line longer than 45 minutes. We got to ride all the rides and I love it's a it's sweet. It sucks. I went before they had Super Mario World, but I bet it's fucking fun. Most rides are super fun. Like they use really good like virtual reality, like interactive kind of VR slash practical stuff. They mix it really well there. Like I used to talk it up so much.
Starting point is 01:05:52 I did my research, which meant I didn't have to wait in line for the stupid Dr. Fauci vaccine. So that was smart. Very smart. That was good. That was a good joke Number one. Oh, he goes number two little kids running around everywhere Really?
Starting point is 01:06:11 At the fucking you tell me at the amusement park At the Nintendo part of the amusement park, yeah, yeah, they they should probably leave that for the adults a Yeah, they they should probably leave that for the adults a Little five and under everywhere like ants you have to fight them for power blocks they run into you. I would fight them Yes, yes, I would do that. That's good Your power block is Because they run into you you feel like a weirdo hanging out and a McDonald's play place Interesting he felt like that before. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of our weirdo.
Starting point is 01:06:50 I guess maybe number three, the power-up band is an absolute worthless ways. Why is no one saying it? It's really dumb does nothing. Why did all the dumb reviews convince me to buy this? Well, stupid. I think I mean this guy seems really stupid because he goes, honestly, overall, don't waste your time.
Starting point is 01:07:09 The place has no chill, at least not when I went and probably won't for years. We came for Super Nintendo World, but it just felt like a chore. We were forcing ourselves to enjoy. We had fun doing many other things at the park, but honestly, Nintendo just wasn't one of them. And this review take away all of the, the, the, this guy's a loser and he's too old to be there and is complaining about children. But he does remind me of me when I visit something
Starting point is 01:07:35 like that. And I just look around and be like, is that it? I don't, I'd like to go home now. I'd rather just be at home. Well, big kicks ass for sure. It's the best. It's we're all at home right now. Right. I think I might be the only one here out of the three of us that sort of is a big fan of going out and doing stuff. I went to trivia last night and won. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Is that your first ever? That's your first w first w. And it was because of some, some, some of my answers.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Some of my crucial answers. Yeah. What was your name? What was the team name? Oh, so okay. My wife and my brother got very mad at me about this. So rough start. You get there and the fucking wifi is is not working, right? And I'm like, why don't you let me let me add it. You know what I mean? What? Sorry, you were offering to solve someone else's technical issues. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Who did you say that to? Just your family and stuff, right? No, to the to the person that checked me. She's like a manager. She was running around. So does somebody like one of the workers you said, why don't I take a look at the Wi Fi issue? Yeah. She told me I couldn't.
Starting point is 01:08:53 And I said, yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. She can't let her work. Then I told her, like, I was a cable guy, but that's different. I let her know. That's also an entirely different thing. And did you tell her that you were a cable guy and that you were doing a bunch of pills at
Starting point is 01:09:11 the time you drove? It was a long time ago too. It was a really long time. In fact, I don't even know if you were a cable guy. I think Kweeber was a cable guy. No, Brian was a cable guy because I didn't leave until 2009. Okay. So, so Kweeber slash Brian possibly, but, but yeah, I mean, you were not a good cable guy. No, not really. And then they were like, Hey, uh, no, you know, we're, we're waiting. We're going to wait till the, because they needed the wifi for the, like the trivia, the trivia, right? Yeah. I get upstairs. I'm looking at the trivia things and the trivia guy standing there, he's like, hey, we're gonna do this on paper tonight.
Starting point is 01:09:47 And I was like, gotta let me take a look at the tablets. And I... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now the trivia guy? Why are you doing this? Because I wanna fix it, I wanna use the tablets. But they wanna fix it too though, right? But is that, is that, is like you're there with your family?
Starting point is 01:10:08 Are they not like, do you not consider? Believe me, they were getting fired up about it. Oh, I'm sure. Now that I've spent some time with Kate, like, you know, I've met your wife now. She came to Vancouver. We spent time together. She's absolutely wonderful. One of the nicest human beings I've ever met. Your daughter, incredibly nice, fantastic. I can just, I can sort of see and imagine now them in these situations and it is harder to sort of stomach now because like it's, it seems like you're getting in the game sort of, right?
Starting point is 01:10:35 Like it just feels like you're putting them in a really bad position there. Like, um, how much of a scene are you making when you do this? Well, I told the guy, I was like, they all have green lights on over there and all the TVs are on. I think I can fix this. So I was trying to explain to him, wait, wait, wait, what is that? How was your explanation? What does that have to do with anything?
Starting point is 01:10:58 So my brother was like, don't worry about the white, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. What was, what does the TVs have to do with the TVs are on? Then it's not a problem with the cable. It's a problem with the wifi, which they knew that that's what they were saying. Exactly. Even be the internet provider. It could be a now. See, I didn't consider that until like a little later on after I'd made several scenes about the about the cable not working. So I said, come on now. So how did it end?
Starting point is 01:11:30 You eventually they just said, did you guys try rebooting the modem? That's like probably the first thing that I said. You should. Where's the modem at? Can I just go take a look at it real quick? Dude, don't act this way. This is truly crazy. Yeah, no one actually heard this.
Starting point is 01:11:47 I was providing this wasn't like I wasn't being mean about it. I was being very don't know about that. You shouldn't have been helped. But so what was your what was your team name? We didn't get a team name because they made us do it on paper because they wouldn't let me fix the fucking wall of paper. Doesn't it? We have the paper all the time. You still have a team name.
Starting point is 01:12:04 You have a team name. Not the way we did it, though. Last night, it was just have paper all the time. You still have a team name. You have a team name. Not the way we did it though. Last night. It was just like the guy was like, well, here's your base. So the this win is we can't even be verified. The bubble championship. It's a complete bullshit bubble championship.
Starting point is 01:12:15 So this is Eden have an actual win. This is exactly why I was so focused on getting those. I understand. I understand. I hated the idea. We did win. All three. It says you and how many teams were there? I feel like people would have left with the wife on our working, right? Oh yeah. No, no, it was still packed. We did it on paper. The most teams they've had in years. When you say did it on paper. Let me just say this.
Starting point is 01:12:42 When we do trivia, we, uh, we all take little scraps of paper. We write our answers down and they play a song. And then we take up the answer to the trivia person and they not, they notate who got the question right. When you're saying did it on paper, in what way did it preclude you from having a team name and how did they score? Because right. I want you, here's a piece of paper and a pen.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Okay. I number one to 15 the number. So you one, two, three, four. And then the motherfucker said, I put the numbers too close together. Like my wife and my brother and my sister-in-law were talking. I said, I put the numbers too close to each other, but I was just thinking about why. Walker is your family. Motherfucker is a collection of your like your love, your loved ones. But you're my daughter. And you're not even calling the fuckers. You're calling. She kept going. She kept going, Dad.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Yeah. Stop thinking about the Wi-Fi. No, I can imagine now again, as you know, we've hung out now and so I can definitely imagine her saying that and her just really being embarrassed. So he goes, I'm going to and this is the problem. He goes, I'm going to answer. I'm going to ask 15 questions. You write the answer on it and then I'll tell you the answer. And then if you get it right, put a check. If you go, Oh my God. You worked your own, marked your own. And I did not. You didn't even hand it to the other.
Starting point is 01:14:09 You marked your own because I had a smart. I've done paper trivia where you obviously switch with somebody and you mark somebody else's. That's the way it works. Fragile. Mark our own. Really fraud. Yeah, Brian, Brian, this doesn't. And then it's actually fucking fucked up that you're like, I won trivia that you even started. It's not, it's just not a legit. And then he was like, if you got five, right, raise your hand. So then people would raise
Starting point is 01:14:32 their hand. Oh, this guy's first day. Right. Raise your hand. Well, he usually uses the tablets. They wouldn't let me fix and listen, the tablets also, they all had a green light on them, not a red. What does that mean though? It could be so many things, nothing to do with the, it means the wifi was working, but then why would you think it was a conspiracy checking on it the whole time? They just decided, or we got there part way. partway. Yeah. Yeah. I decided before we got there, the wifi doesn't work. We're going to do this on paper and then we do it on paper. And now my win, which I have a bottle of wine downstairs and one of those
Starting point is 01:15:15 things. Oh yeah. You can't get those at a liquor store. Where did you gave it to us for free? Where was the trivia? That was that a, a, a well, the Grandview Cafe is what it's called. We want to get in there. I'm going to contact them. Don't con the trivia guy doesn't work for them and don't bother the people there. That's Brian's job. Please call them and see if their wifi is working. No, the guy is on the guy who does the trivia is on vacation for like two months. Yeah, he did it that way lately. So what do you put him in traction? He did it that way and we won and I know we won and I know we didn't cheat. And also the fact that we
Starting point is 01:15:58 won means nobody else cheated a hundred percent, a if you won, 100% you cheated. I know you, Brian. We did not cheat. Brian, I would never cheat. I know you. Oh my God, that is the craziest thing ever. Well, actually the wifi was off so he couldn't cheat. He told them the answers, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:18 That's how he cheated. That's how he cheated. He just fucking, they said the answers and he just did the old fucking, he left things blank and then he just we get I would never do that. I we won fair and square. What was your score? What was your score? Cuz it's 15 quite easy didn't I have a question for you Brian did anyone ever come look at your paper? No, well, okay Christ right looks at our paper, but he didn't look at everybody else's. Why?
Starting point is 01:16:46 What's the reason? Because we won and we went up so my wife could spin the wheel. And she was like, how did you read that? Yeah, no shit. What kind of waited way I'm here and I'm the guy. Let me look at the wheel. Listen, the cable thing was me being generous and like going to take my time. And, you know, I just want to be clear. What year did you stop being a cable guy? Did you say
Starting point is 01:17:13 nine 2009? So you have, you have not been a cable guy now for 15 years. So you think the technology is maybe a little bit... Not the Wi-Fi. Not Wi-Fi. I can fix Wi-Fi. I can still fix cable. That's the thing. I just know my modem and my... It's just a lot of this stuff is quite a bit different. Maybe changed more than any other aspect.
Starting point is 01:17:40 And they might have like a bigger setup, right? Because it's kind of like... Yes. Oh, yeah. But that's no big deal. I worked on business too. But you worked on cable. But Brian, you worked on cable in 2009. You didn't work on
Starting point is 01:17:53 Wi-Fi and internet. I did all of it. Except for phone. They wouldn't let me do phone because I shocked myself once. How did you fuck yourself? yourself once. They told us not to do so there. We're doing a phone service. It's got 90 volts in it. They said, Hey, don't, don't loosen that. You know what I mean? And I was like, no, I'm standing out there. Well, don't loosen the fitting that goes on the phone box cause there's 90 volts. It'll shock you. Okay. And they specifically told you don't do this
Starting point is 01:18:30 or you will get an electric shock. You're saying the entire box had a live wire. No, no, no. It was out back on the back of the house and it was locked. Okay. So the box is locked. Only I could get through it. I got to it. And what I did was I was like,
Starting point is 01:18:44 I got to check the signal here. did was I was like, I gotta check the signal here. But if I don't want to get, I'd have to go in the house and check it. Right. That's there's no voltage in the house. So I was like, that's going to take a minute. What if I just unhook it really fast and plug it in? You could be faster than electricity. You're the flash. Well, but I understand that sounds silly, but I remember at the time being like, I'll do it really fast and then boom, we're all set. You know, I stole a couple of catalytic converters. And then I told the guy, I told the goddamn guy, I go, uh, this motherfucker home. I shocked
Starting point is 01:19:24 myself. I feel a little weird now. So mother fucker home. I shocked myself. I feel a little weird now. So I had to leave. That wasn't the guy melted down in that. That was the customer. I was a customer. Yeah, I'm sorry. I shocked myself and I don't feel good.
Starting point is 01:19:38 That's what I told him. I think I need a whole thing. I'm sorry. I shouldn't. Listen, it's a honest mistake. Is that one you were died. Did you? It should be it should be mentioned as for context as well. It's important you were obviously Under the influence of things at the time. I was doing drugs at the time Yeah, this person goes my son's school searched his locker and found his Nintendo switch now they're holding into this. I mean, okay Well, I gotta do one more did no no no, you know, we're getting out of here. Yeah, this is on Quora
Starting point is 01:20:13 My son's school searched his locker and found his Nintendo switch now. They're holding it to the end of the year. Is this legal? I don't think so. Is it I don't think that would be what it seems like bullshit to me. Like they would give it to the anybody. Anybody would tell you not to hold on to something for that long of a can I say though that I think the kids probably lying and it wasn't in his locker. Regardless, I don't think parents would be able to go get it and be like, we'll hold on to this. Because the school has the right to say that, you know, you can't have it here
Starting point is 01:20:46 and anything, you know, but they don't have the right to take your property from you. But I think probably some schools would do that shit. Definitely like back in the day, that would happen. Definitely. Yeah, Dennis Manning, and I'm going to give you his, uh, his bona fides, uh, studied at Perryville, Sooner Hot, senior don't think we need to, I don't think we need to, I don't think you need to, don't say why are you literally saying things?
Starting point is 01:21:13 We don't need to quite a few people now listen to it. You know, it was uploaded by Erica Rocky. Don't say people's full names. I've been asking you this for a long time to stop saying people's full names. And now you're giving their when they graduated from their high school. 81. He goes, the school can search his locker because it's responsible for the kids and their well-being. They can look for guns, alcohol, and drugs.
Starting point is 01:21:38 As for cell phones and Nintendo switches, they cannot do a locker search and confiscate those. Those are not illegal contraband. They can temporarily confiscate them if they're being used to disrupt a class, but cannot be held to the end of the school year. End of the day is the norm. Personal property must be given back. Call the school and demand the property back. Tell them if they don't, then they'll have to either buy a new one or be prepared to be arrested for theft. Yep. They're going to arrest the school and they. Well good luck getting big enough handcuffs for crying out loud.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Is it possible? Is it possible the switch itself was jailbroken? And so maybe the school is like, well, this is illegal. That is illegal. They made a citizen. They made a citizen's arrest. Yeah. The school is like, hey, they called to the police. Hey, we got one, you know? Because they probably know each other, the school and the police. Yeah, sure. And he's like, that's theft of service, right?
Starting point is 01:22:35 Yeah. Which, by the way. Well, I just wanted to, sorry, I wanted to ask, when you were cheating at trivia, did you ever think that maybe somebody was gonna do a citizen's arrest on you just for fraud? Maybe I didn't cheat at all. We want the I can see him honestly, like being so nervous while he's doing it because he would be like he'd be really nervous that he was going to get. I didn't have a panic attack. Yeah, but it was because you were cheating. Yeah, I wasn't cheating. No, I think all I have is because I think I had to crap because what was going on was the first time you ate a whole pizza.
Starting point is 01:23:09 And I was like sitting there and I started to die. Oh, it's eyes. Probably this 12 12 inches 12 inch pizza problem. Okay. All right, right. Don't pizza. Sure. I drank like three diet Cokes and then I started to feel like
Starting point is 01:23:22 oh getting how sweaty. How come I don't actually like, Oh, getting sweaty. I'll go. I don't actually know. This is at the bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I was like, I got, I might have to, I'm gonna have to poop. And I didn't want to use you guys's router in your bathroom by any chance. I would have, I know. Yeah. God, if you heard my brother, like by the time like we'd been there for 20 minutes and he was like, if you say Wi-Fi again, I can believe it. Yeah. He was crazy. And then this last guy, Ryan, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. I was trying to fix something that is being of service to the community.
Starting point is 01:24:05 But once people say they don't want your help, then it's sort of customary to sort of because they didn't know my call back and just sort of do you tell them to be a cable guy? Yes. You once got electrocuted on pills while you were trying to fix a phone. Well, I didn't tell him that part of it. Did you tell multiple people that you're a cable guy or just the first person? I told the manager and then I told the trivia guy. So you told everyone. And then I told the woman that was waiting at the table. No, and the woman was waiting tables.
Starting point is 01:24:34 I was like, I think I can fix this. But she didn't bite either. She just was like, oh, OK. So anyway, this guy goes, no, it's not. Go to the school and pick it up. If they don't release it to you, the parent, and I'm guessing the person who paid for it, then it's theft, plain and simple. I'm sure that they'll give, give it to you without much hassle. If they do give you trouble, call the police right there on the spot and have them arrested for theft. So this is the basic. A lot of people are saying, just get them, get the police involved. If they don't give it back, it's true. I think probably technically they are, you know, you probably don't need to. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:25:14 I believe it called the principal was in there fucking playing it. I bet the principal was down. I bet the principal overwrote some of their save on the save card when they were in their fucking imagine the the principal principal gamer new character Yeah, be oh, I'll write it down. Yeah principal gamer. I'm writing it down. He's not writing anything I typed it down. I type right down on the answers the trivia after you hear some yeah, yes So I didn't cheat I didn't even write the answers. What's one of the answers for the exactly? You want that you want that?
Starting point is 01:25:45 You want that? This was a whole thing. And you will not believe how mature I was. You will not believe how mature I was. You would not believe how mature I was. Give us a question and don't give the answer and see if we know it. Here's one.
Starting point is 01:26:02 When was Spirit Halloween founded? Oh, I don't know. That's a stupid trivia question. That's a bad trivia question. I'm telling my family, 1981 is what I say. Why did you say that? You knew that? Because I had seen that they had a big anniversary recently
Starting point is 01:26:23 and I was like, I don't know why. It was a go. Would it be this? This is actually sick to listen to because it's like this guy who's obviously cheated and he obviously waited until they said it. And then he wrote it down. Now he's trying to justify to us for some weird reason and say, like, this is how I did know.
Starting point is 01:26:41 I said 1981 because I had seen that they had a big anniversary. I remember thinking like, damn, that's been open for a long time. And I just kind of followed it away in my brain. And then they asked that question. I don't wait. What was the anniversary? Yeah. What was the big anniversary? Anyway, I don't remember that. So it was 19. So the way the question worked, the way the question worked was if you're within three years of it, you get one point. If you're one year... That's the 40th, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Yeah, that's not even a big anniversary. I don't know, man. Last year, it was last year or something. I don't know. But if it was 81, it would have been... It was the 43rd or the 46th. What answer did you write down? So they go like this. They're like, if you're three away, you get one point. If you're two away, you get two points. If you're three away, you get three points or whatever.
Starting point is 01:27:33 I said that. One away, you get probably not. So anyway, I go 1981 and then everybody at the table laughs at me like I'm some kind of a fucking dumb dip shit. And then they write 2008. Oh. And then the guy says the answer is like 1983. And I'm sure they would have been.
Starting point is 01:27:53 Yeah, I would have been two away. I'd have got one point for that. Yeah, that's one thing that they didn't trust me on. That's the one you got wrong. Cause you got 14 out of 15. So yeah, what is the, And then the other one I got right was they were like, wait, wait, wait, hang on.
Starting point is 01:28:08 You got that one wrong. That's why I got it right. That's not what we're that's not what getting the question right is. And it doesn't contribute towards winning. We still won. It was just that one of the ones we lost points on. So the other one was who wrote the songs from Nightmare Before Christmas. And I knew that and I answered that nobody else at the table knew it and I got it
Starting point is 01:28:32 right. I didn't know it. Who is it? Is it? You don't know it? No. Hmm. Okay. Danny Elfman. Oh, oh, I'm going to go boingo. Why are you? Why? You don't have to be such a dickhead about it because I got it right. And it was nice, you know, but then some of the questions were suspect last night because one of them was on average. First of all, every time he asked that question about a horror movie, I said paranormal activity and that didn't work at all because I had heard somewhere that paranormal activity was commercially very successful
Starting point is 01:29:06 Okay, so that's what the questions were and I was just like it's paramour but paranormal activity Your family overruled you and then got the question, right? That one of them. Yeah You only got one wrong and that was already though. No, the one the other one we got wrong is on average How many seeds are in a pumpkin? What? These are insane questions. Psychotic.
Starting point is 01:29:29 I didn't like the question either. Good trivia question. And, and Jesse and Chris know this for sure is a question where you can kind of guess at it from the context, even if you don't really know the subject matter. Given a base level of knowledge. Yeah. You can, I think if the Wi-Fi, I think if the Wi-Fi would have worked they would add more better questions why would you why would the questions were different because the Wi-Fi was off he
Starting point is 01:29:52 was just I do I do think so you think he was making up the questions as he went along I don't know how the Wi-Fi works the Wi-Fi you're right you're probably not equipped to fix it either no No, I could fix it. It is probably just reboot the fucking thing. That's all it is. Always. As well as the lights were on though. Let me tell you, that's all that it used to be back a lot of the time back. Well, here's a nice maybe open it up and blow on it. Nintendo brings trivia last night. I have the bottom. I'm trying to bring it back to the topic. I've heard so many questions you got wrong at trivia. I haven't even heard you say any of the ones you got blown away.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Two of them wrong. All right. Well, here's one last ours. Nintendo thing for everybody. PlayStation is from nine years ago. PlayStation wishes any happy 30th. This guy goes nice to see Sony's marketing team has some class. This is my favorite. I love this shit.
Starting point is 01:30:54 And Jesse knows this. I love this shit. You see it with sports a lot, but it's funnier when you see it. We're like, like, you know, Xbox is launched a new console and then PlayStation on Twitter is like hey guys Congrats on the big launch and then all the replies are people being like really classy Yeah, you know what honestly like like this is honestly kind of cool and refreshing to see in today's world You know well, yeah PlayStation fan coming in peace, you know The next guy goes the next guy goes doctor the next guy goes it must be a Japanese thing.
Starting point is 01:31:26 Oh, sure. To each other. Yeah. And then this guy goes, well, always remember that without Nintendo, there would be no PlayStation. Oh, so respecting in the same way, similar to Family Guy and Simpsons, you know, they have a mutual respect for each other. But Family Guy understands that, hey, they wouldn't be there without the Simpsons, you know, this guy goes, shit, remember understands that, hey, they wouldn't be there without the Simpsons, you know? This guy goes, shit, remember, remember, quote, the we is a lollipop and I'm too old for lollipops. And then quote, the Nintendo DS is a great babysitting tool, but no self respecting 20
Starting point is 01:31:56 year old will be caught dead with it in public unquote. Christ, they rubbed me the wrong way so much. And then this guy goes, the metaphor doesn't even work who the fuck is too old for? lollipops Not me I say also I don't remember what he's talking about is he referred to like one specific guy posting on like a forum Yeah, it's a guy like it's a guy that they're talking because the first guy, this reminds me of one of PlayStation exec was praising the Wii U and Nintendo by saying that Nintendo consoles and games get little kids. What he said amounted to Nintendo is only for little kids, but it was disguised as a compliment. So I can't compliment. Okay, that's well, that is Nintendo guys. I have
Starting point is 01:32:43 plenty of stuff to get to on guys plus now, which will be in video. The next episode of guys plus is in video because we have a video tier along with on our page on dot com slash guys podcast. Oh, yeah, this is exciting. They actually I'm actually excited about this because it's I'm not on this and I just get to listen to it like everybody else. It's you're going to be on them. No, no, no means you'll get the wonderful video of Too Hot for Twitch, which is something me and Chris
Starting point is 01:33:29 do on the Patreon, where we show stuff that you can't show on Twitch. Like sex toys and boobs and you know, whatever. Like full pornography, yeah. Full clothes, kind of. Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm collecting all these Man Cow things. But you also get one episode per month of one of my old series, starting this month with Brace and Brian,
Starting point is 01:33:51 which after we recorded it, I'm just going to say I might have revealed how I jacked off the first time. So and then that's you saying that literally just crashed Patreon servers. That's what I was referring to. So I don't know why Brian cut me out. That's the one I'm referring to is I'm just excited to listen to that episode because I love brace so much. We're excited to have him back on a main episode. But yeah, I'm just excited to be on it. I think we're going to be doing race and Brian more often like as a
Starting point is 01:34:24 special surprise on that tier. OK, because Brace likes to do it. Yeah, I like doing it and involves no prep because it's just crack the mics and me and Brace talk and Brace told me at the end of the episode. I'm just going to say this. I'm the most normal guy he knows. So, wow. Well, he does. He does know some pretty fucked up guys, I would imagine. So that's not that I do kind of believe that. All right. Well, he does. He does know some pretty fucked up guys. I would imagine. So that's not that I do kind of believe that. All right. Well, Jesse and Stefan are the go off Kings twitch.tv slash go off Kings. I love it. On me on there sometimes. And you know, no, no,
Starting point is 01:34:59 no. We have Ryan mode. I mean, Brian, I forgot about that. I guess we do make funny. I'm buying a bigger TV. Are you going to sit closer to it or no? No, no, no. It's just gonna be a bigger TV. Okay. What size are you going with? 65 is 65 inches of size.
Starting point is 01:35:18 Yeah, I think that's the size of mine. The size of mine. Yeah, I might get that. I don't know yet because my wife's being weird about that too. The TV thing. Maybe mine's only a 60. I got to be honest. I felt stupid afterwards.
Starting point is 01:35:32 You know, it doesn't really matter, but I think mine is only a 60. I think it's a great TV. I've watched it. It's great. It's a good TV. I've seen it too now. I think your lead as far as being honest goes when it comes to, you know, things that may not matter, but still in the grand scheme of things. I don't even bother.
Starting point is 01:35:46 I've been trying, I've been, don't even bother. Brian's a role model, right? And I think, you know, cheating at trivia. And I've actually seen all three of your TVs and I didn't cheat at trivia, but I've seen all three of your TVs and they're all wonderful TVs. Yeah, it's nice of you to say. Thank you. I really, hey, you know what, man, at the end of the day, I do fucking appreciate that. I have a TV book.
Starting point is 01:36:04 Because I have a lot, I take a lot of pride in my TV. I actually bought it off of the Facebook marketplace. It was $350, but it was tough to move. And so I respect for getting it in there and getting it mounted up, which I pay for. We can't mount our TV. The guy won't let us. That's why it's so weird. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. You should fight that at the Human Rights Tribunal. Thank you. I wish we had that. We'll see you all next week. I don't know what the episode is. Goodbye. Bye.

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