Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 98 - Feet Guys with Mike Hale

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

We brought Mike on to talk about the horniest sex guys that we have ever looked at. Guys that love feet, what celebrities like feet? What can you do with feet? what is "The Pose" this one is a gross one so probably listen in earbuds. Mike is on Your Kickstarter Sucks https://linktr.ee/ykspod And he is the funniest dude There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. I am Brian and with me is a man who loves the pose. Chris James. Hi, Chris. Loves the pose. Let me help you. I had a dilemma here when it comes to this episode. Now I could say something that would be an insult in the foot fetish community to you, but then that would insinuate that I'm in the foot fetish community. But I think that's what they all they always do when you do the insults. But not on this one. Not on this one.

So you're hmm that seems a bit odd like that you're unwilling to even pretend to be in there. It's like makes you wonder if there was a reason behind that. If maybe, I don't know, whatever, uh, introduce the guest. And of course I tricked the guest into coming on the show by saying, we're going to talk about morning radio guys. And then I said, we got to talk about feet. We got Mike Hale. Hi Mike. What's up big dog. You would prefer feet feet guys anyway. Yeah. Morning radio., I have a I have a soft spot my heart for feet guys I don't know why I just I know a lot about him. I uh, I Don't know why you and just to be and no judgments at all. Of course, we're judgment-free You're not are you a foot guy yourself at all in any way or no, no

No, but you but you when you see somebody getting horny for fee you Sort of endearing or something that is cute, man. They are without a doubt without even a doubt the horniest men in the world and I'm comparing them to like other guys. We've talked about on this show I've never seen such horny guys. Is it because there's like bare feet everywhere? There's like a saturation of of just feet all over. You imagine if like everywhere you went, there were titties and you can like look at the tea. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you can look at titties a lot, but I guess you know, but if you went out in public, if you went to the beach and there was just titties all over the place, I mean, there are, it's kind of nice, but there are kind of at the total anarchy. Yeah. Okay. Pussy. What if you went to the beach and there was pussies everywhere? You could just look at a pussy, but you know, the pussy's all spread

open on the beach. It's crazy. And I know that, well, that is a problem. A lot of times when people get mad, that's actually what's causing them to get mad I I know people are gonna jump on me for this because I admitted that I went to a nude beach Before and they're all saying oh, you're the nude beach guy No, I didn't there was no What? Is that right?

Is that it? No, I didn't. There was no sexual stuff. I must have misremembered the story. No, the story I think I was saying that somebody was sucking somebody off like over around behind the reeds or something. I don't think I said that I did it, no.

Yeah, yeah. But I, yeah. Great place to suck off behind the reeds. No, it's just a good place to suck. Well, I gotta suck off people, right? Smart. My point is that you you just beat see a lot of pussies and tits at a at a nude beach, you know what I mean? So I think if but you're saying that what if life was a nude beach basically what if pussy was everywhere

and you were just looking at because these people that you these women they'll wear fucking Birkenstocks boom you got a hard on. yeah, like it's crazy. I can't imagine What are we supposed to do? stuff like that Fucking imagine what it must do to your brain To see the thing all the time to see yeah, yeah Oh, basically all the time everywhere you go turn on one of these latest music videos and you'll see oh But I think that like I think sometimes I'm not horny

So I think even if when I if I see porno, it doesn't really turn me on does that happen to them at all? Where they're just kind of not a horn Sorry Doesn't happen to me. I like it. I get horny. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. But like, yeah, I definitely understand the point that you're making, though, is that like and I I don't I don't have a foot fetish.

And it's never been something that I can even really fully wrap my head around. You know, the appeal of it at all. So I don't know how horny it makes them. But I get to that. Okay. Can I say this? I my name on the people don't see the video. This is $40 feet.

And I've said this before, when I was in Los Angeles, a couple of dominatrix has told me that my feet pictures could be worth $40 a piece because I have great feet. But that seems like low. Did we cover the fact that that seems like it's not working? What if I sold 20? But it seems like they were insulting you. No, no, no, no, no, no. 40 bucks is good.

So you're saying that a bad one would get like 10 or 15? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, this is also a virtual good, so it's out there forever. It's passive income, basically. Yeah, you is also a virtual good. So it's out there forever. It's passive income basically Yeah, you like while he sleeps. So well and then also there's this an NFT possibility at some point as well Yes nasty fucking toes. Oh I got the pricing guide

for feet pictures What do you mean from where? This is from ecommerce fast lane calm. It says how much do feet pick? So, okay, I'm trying to find okay, it says the rise of feet pick sales as a side hustle amidst the bustling digital economy. I can't I'm looking for the price. I can't I can't read. It's like looking up a fucking recipe is I got the history of like soup. Tell me how much I can get a photo of these things.

I know. And it's so exciting when you're like, wait a minute, OK, male feet earning potential, monitor, moderate. Too high growing market segment with interest from niche audiences is for male feet. Okay. Oh, God. Here we go. This is too much. I can't find it.

I think it's on if you're what you're doing, right? Oh, never mind. It doesn't. DB's got the number photo quality will be standard quality. You're going to get five to ten dollars for that high quality with standard presentation, which is the pose that's ten to fifteen dollars. The pose I tell you guys what the pose is because people

might not know that it's when the lady lays on her stomach and kicks her feet up behind her or the guy. And then you can look at that whole body with the feet. You know, I'm talking about that's what they call quote the pose. Yeah, that's the magic pose. Some guys like it. Some guys don't really. But then it sounds like a joke. Only fans for your feet stuff and then do like let the market decide

what to charge for it. Is that now? Is there a name your own price thing on there? We show he's so funny to do. We should do that as a joke. Totally name your own price thing on there? We show he's so funny to do. We should do that as a joke. Totally make your feet like pictures of your feet, like little scenarios, like they're crushing some stuff like a guy or something. And yes, and we really take the photos, right? Like we're we have to.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For authentic. Your foot up as Trump or something, because it's the election or something like that. I mean, there's tons of stuff we can do with it. Oh, man. We can do a lot of funny stuff. All right. Well, let's get into the sub. Ryan, are you will you seriously do it? I'm not joking. Will I show my feet off? Yes.

This is this could be. I mean, no, no, we're not going to work. Just to be clear, we're not going to charge anybody. It's only to find out. We're just going to take photos of this. In all these poses High quality photos will get a professional photographer. Yeah. Yeah, cuz that way you can get the most money Well, but then we're just gonna see how much people would pay for them legitimately people who don't know the guys podcast or Brian We're gonna get them out there with like no context to say what are these words and then we're gonna see I really like to

Do this by the way, it says premium sets of pictures are 40 to $100. That's basic price. That's where the money is. Yeah. So we got to get some premium sets. As I said, well, I can't say, but there might be a camera in my house soon. So anyway, I went to an idiot. You're stupid. I went to when does this come out?

What is all who knows? Sometimes before December. I know. She's not going to know. Fine. This might come out after Christmas. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It could. I don't think it does, right? Because the 100th comes out on January 1st.

All right, well, yeah, you can cut it out. So this is from r slash feet in your face. R slash feet in your face. After all I did is I should cut it out, sorry. I went to r slash feet in your face and steampunk ship posted a picture of her feet. I'm not going to post it because whatever it says, I'm going to put some butter on them so you can use your tongue to clean them. You okay with that? So it's a, it's a lady. Who's he asking that to? That's a she. and she's asking it to feet in your are slash feet in your face.

So they have bored male 1028 says I have a better idea. I bet a lot of people have a lot of different. He won't say what it is. Rolled MD says, do you have more feet picked? So he's the only one I took. This was such a good thing to come on a board and say someone's like, hey, he picked. So he's the only one I took. Such a good thing to come on a board and say someone's like, Hey, why don't we do this? And then you're like, I have a better idea. The biggest mystery, I guess, Jack and Jack, by this nine years ago, nobody replied to

this is from a couple of days ago. It's this is recent. The next guy, raw berry says, um, souls. He likes change. Okay. I'm a big mortal combat guy. So that really was perfect for red. Okay.

Uh, the Jaffer man says, I want to, I want you to go on a long eight hour hike. They can give me those dirty, stinky, smelly souls to munch on. So they, yeah, that's the thing that I, they, a lot of them, these guys want them dirty. Wait, what? Check out this guy. This guy goes warm honey from your toes to heels. I take my tongue and lick your heels to your toes and suck and clean the honey off before you slowly pull it out Of my pants and shove it deep in your mouth. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, that's cool. Well, that's like I get the blowjob That's a blowjob

The guy whatever with the foot person's like what's kind of about my feet it's not or the guy or whatever with the foot person's like, what's kind of about my feet? It's not. Yeah. And he's not even generous enough to put honey on his dick. Yeah. You know what I mean? What a honey on the dick. And you're putting honey on the feet. You get honey on the feet.

She just gets a regular old smelly dick. Yeah. Well, maybe it might not be smelly, but this there's the next one is from feet in your face and it's another picture of just feet and it says they could get even closer to your face. So these are really in on there, but he's, he's like, this is not even close enough for me. I'd like them to, I can actually show you, I can actually shoot this one. I did get the picture of just because I wanted you to see at least one. This lady says I can get these closer to your face and I don't think you can.

Well, she has some. Pressing up against your face. I will also say she does have Phillips Hue lighting like I do. I don't know that that's Phillips Hue necessarily. That's a Phillips Hue. So anyway, the first, the first guy says cute sniffable souls. They are. Is that Yoda? That's fair enough. And then she replies and goes, they are right. And he goes, yes, I'd love to smother my face in them and inhale between your toes. Okay. Lost the gimmick. You got way too horny. And he's like, yeah, yeah. Cause you got to

reply and he's like, Holy fuck. Cause he's here. She replied to that. She replied to that and she goes, be my guest. And then he replies to that and he goes, thank you. Puts my nose between each of your toes and inhales deeply with my sensitive nose. Sniff would also love to suck your toes firmly and lick between them and wash and massage them. Oh, dude. That's written. Yeah, he got so horny. Oh, we got horny.

Started making a list. Oh, he's got stuff. I like that, dude. This guy got this. Oh, my. He put it. He put it in a weird Twitter cadence to his. Are you look?

Yeah, I'll show you how it looks. this looks like this could be a weird Twitter. Oh Yeah, it's got like all the Sensitive nose He can smell more stuff than you or I even could on there. He's like Daredevil. They bring him in to train the police dogs. But all they do is smell people's feet. They come in the house and they're like, keep up.

Headed into this women's department store. The killer's in here. The killer's in here. I went to foot fetish forum.com to take a look at what's going on there. And, uh, this is, uh, uh, this is the, the, the title of this thread is odd. It says example of perfect initiation. My invitation with my wife's feet. Um, so sorry guys, if I could ever figure out how to post my photos, use guys, use guys would take extra vitamins to reload your loads. So he's

I've never heard you guys would be heading to the GNC at the mall to start up on. Do you have ma'am? Do I need something to just reinvigorate my whole in the event this guy figures out how to upload pictures? I'm going to need some vitamins. What kind of vitamins? I wonder like that's yeah. I wonder what kind of vitamins to get more low. What kind of vitamins, I wonder? Like that's, yeah, I wonder what kind of vitamins you get for your loads.

There must be something out more than others. This next guy goes, dude, what size is she? Ethnicity? She looks like a real catch. Love her soul. So he figured out how to pose after that. I mean, what's our ethnicity? That's important.

This guy goes, thank you for all the compliments She wears a US 7.5 and an EU 39 her feet drive me crazy every day And I love to see that other people have made out She has low self-esteem and finds her feet ugly and seeing these comments helped a lot I wonder if that's true or if she's that's just that guy's finish He was to tell he wants to tell other guys about the feet and read them getting off about it. Yeah, but I wonder if she... Yeah, definitely.

I wonder if she thinks her feet are ugly or if she just is a little bit put off by the thing that's happening in her life now where her husband is closing her feet and putting them on the internet for people to jack off to. And maybe that makes her feel a little ugly on the inside or something. I don't know. I don't know for sure. Maybe weirdness.

There's got to be some weirdness. Like because he had to, he had to say, Hey honey, I love those feet. You know who else would like them? People on foot fetish.com. Yeah. And you'd hope you'd hope that he did. You know, I'm sure he asked because now he's like, they're all saying they're all jacking off, they're all taking extra vitamins.

The vitamin stores in the area are freaking out. Everything. And you got to see these loads. There's just huge Honey you gotta these guys are busting loads all over pictures of your feet. They love They've printed them out honey these guys they don't have printers at home honey These are guys are going to King Coast to print these out. That's how beautiful your feet are sweet It's not just this website. I posted your shit on 4chan. I posted your shit on And they all love it.

They all love it. They mostly all love it. There's a couple of forums where there's some hateful comments, but that's the internet honey. I went to fetish.com and this thread is called ideas for footplay. This guy's looking for some ideas. So you got your foot job. You got your foot job is sort of.

Yeah, that would be the one I would think of. Is there any other? What is there any other ones? Well, before we get into it, sorry, DB, can you? It's actually an FJ. Foot job. What else can you do with them? I guess you can jack off onto them, right?

Is that called? Well, I mean, there's some talk about that, but yeah. Okay. We gotta come up with a name for this. Footjackin'. What's footjackin'? This guy goes, my wife loves me sucking her toes and I love the foot jobs.

Now with that being said, what else can we do with our feet? Open to any ideas. Yeah, sucking the toes, we didn't think of a second hose. So that's the other one, I guess, that you could do. And then jacking off onto them. Yeah, like the the fucking what would you call it? You know, the foot toilet or the foot toilet?

Yeah, they crap on. Oh, yeah, it takes a crap. That's hot. Where do you usually would do it into a tissue, I guess, you know, so the foot crap. No, no, Jack. You guys don't crap into a tissue and then put it into the toilet. There was some DJ, right? There's a guy saying that that he like when he poops into the

toilet, he catches it in the toilet paper. Who was that? I vaguely recall that. But I don't remember what it's from. If it's like a comedy sketch or a real it's like one of those morning show morning radio shows, but he catches it. And yeah, that's kind of a cool thing to do. Brian, maybe you should try it. And you should try something different strategy or something.

Running out with a big turd in my hand. This guy, I do like that this guy's like, you can only do two God dang things with the feet. I don't know what to do. I suck the toes and then she gives me a foot job and then what do we do next? And I'm like, maybe you have intercourse. Like, well, with the feet, put the foot up your ass.

Well, you know what the, you want to, you want me to put my foot in there? No, no, no. Your penis sir A guy that has a foot fetish is it's turned on by his own feet Yeah, I wonder if they could use the mirror method With the feet with their own feet, you know, well the first comment on it says she can stretch your asshole with them. Mm. There you go. That's that's oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Stretches, you know, put both feet in your asshole. That would be something. This next I goes, try blindfolds and then use different sensory toys and feelings, hot, cold feathers, pinwheels. Wax is like the only wax, Like the only limit is your imagination. Okay. So yeah, just like play around with them. Like a baby, like a baby would or something.

Yeah. For some reason, for some reason, BJ daddy, 1738 just posted the crying, laughing emoji five times after that. So cracked them up. Not helpful. Yeah, not helpful. BJ Daddy. I wanted to follow every name I found on this because it's just like so many guys.

I think there's one guy's name that was just like, I like to smell farts. OK, brother. This next guy goes, this next guy points up and he goes, maybe let me do the same. So that's get another guy in here. Yeah, let's get him fucking in here. What jobs? So you're saying go hot wife mode again, but that doesn't really that's not a different thing to do I'm looking for more suggestions for we can do alone. Yeah, not without you That's a different world you're on the wrong page

Guys like the worst bowl in the world like he's like a wanna He's a single guy who wants to be a bowl and he's's like on the foot fetish, like maybe I can come over and foot fetish your wife. And it's like, what are you doing? I didn't say I need help swinging. This guy is the quintessential like he may not even be a single guy. But again, when you go on Facebook and you go to the swinger for newbies group, it's mostly just guys saying, how do I get my wife to do this?

This is that this is that guy is like, how do I how do I get into fucking your wife's feet? How does that happen? Can I do it? I have a wife. I love her. God rest her soul. She died.

But I do have a wife. Way she passed She passed on. Passed away and I've been cleared by the way. She unfortunately passed on, but she did tell me she gave me a thumbs up at the end. She gave me. She said you can fuck anybody's foot you want. Don't worry about it. OK. And so he shows up and this next guy says, you

can fuck each other's assholes with your feet, starting with the toes and then with more foot. As you can see, you could get more there as the gape stretches more open. That seems like so logistically impossible to do. And I would, and I'd be concerned with the toenails. The toenails would have to be extremely well manicured. I only clip mine like every three months. Oh, your wife must love that in the bed playing foot.

She complains about it a lot. She complains about my toenails because they get stuck in the sheet, the bottom of the sheets are like shredded cheese They have been in the past. I've been trying to be better about clipping them But I dig I did fucking run some holes into some sheets they get stuck in the in the sheets that happens to my cat Sure, but I don't know how I don't know how often you're supposed to clip them anyway, you know I know and And listen, listen, I, I, I, Ariel, I have really hard nails, like fingernails and toenails. So even if I have to, if I don't clip them like all the time, then they're dangerous,

you know, because they're really hard. I think it's, you know, I have a good diet. I'm a strong guy. I got a strong will, you know, I don't know the reason, but yeah, somebody likes fucking, I could hurt somebody, but, but I, I try to stay on top of it regularly. I don't think probably as much as I should, but I mean, every couple of months that's wild Brian. What are you doing about your fingernails? Uh, so that's been coming up a lot lately because like, uh, I haven't been as good. I, I, I of come sometimes, but most of the time, if one starts

to look unruly, I just chew the goddamn thing off. You do a petty, a mani-pedi. I've never done that. I don't want to do any of that stuff. I don't want to get a massage. Yeah, I don't like massage. I want none of that. Yeah.

I know you. I know you're old school. I know. I know. No, no, no, no, no. It's all about. I don't. I would prefer it. Like, I just feel like the second I get involved in. So I know you want to go to the you go to the bad. Yeah. The second I get into that, I start farting and I get a boner or something. That's the only thing I can say. I mean, all joking aside, I do totally understand

why you would hate a situation like that. You would just be like so nervous about every single aspect. Well, my wife and daughter are getting a massage and they're like, you know, you can come. And I was like, you know. Oh, yeah, I want to be in a room with you farting while this lady fucking rubs my back. That's great. I think somebody told me I think you'd be in a different room. Someone told me years ago that you do fart

and can sometimes get a little poop out during a massage because you get so comfortable. It's all part of it. They carry it away. They have a guy that comes in and not everybody does in a little bag and takes it. He's got wipes and everything. Yeah, this next guy goes, oh, I like this guy. You guys are gonna love this guy. He goes experienced foot fetish scene guy here.

We got an expert. Thank you. Finally, finally, finally, lots of options from food on the feet to foot jobs. Come on her feet. Get her to wear shoes and no socks for the day. And she makes you smell them, lick them clean, including your com, uh, piss on them.

Again, you can lick them clean public feet, worship with a foot job, a hand job, go out for dinner and have her wear flip flops or heels or something. She can slip off and rub your cock under the table or even put them on the table. Just go get creative with it and just make sure you're worshiping them good enough and then he at the end puts the winky emoji and a foot emoji That guy went crazy that guy went off Like a second one at a like a restaurant put them on the table I don't know a lot of them love that thing in movies where like I found a few I don't want a lot of them love that thing in movies where like I found a few places where they put the time codes and movies where somebody gets a job under the tables.

Yeah. Think of a movie. There is a movie that is legendary in the foot fetish community and it's not a Quentin Tarantino movie by the way. I don't remember what it was. We might come onto that. But like that, I understand that. I understand going under the table, that type of thing. But like putting it on the table, it just, it seems like everyone would be like, what the fuck is that person doing? You know what I mean? They're talking about public worship. Like they, that, that, like maybe one of the ideas

that they have is they, you might like, you know, be out in public and you kind of worship her feet in front of people. I see. So you like bring it up on the table and you start worshiping it. And then, and then I guess everyone understands everyone's like, Oh, he's worshiping her feet. I get it. He's horny for feet and then it's clear and then everyone can keep eating that make up. Well, I'm just part of me and my family are just part of these guys sexual game, okay Yeah, this next one from fetish.com is by a guy named shoe lick and

Subject is just shoe licking Holy shit, this guy's fucking very narrow Because I love to lick women's you shoes or boots. I prefer it feet. I lick my wife's shoes secretly everywhere, including the sole. It's very dirty sometimes. Will this cause any health problems in the future? See, that I don't like. You don't want to get caught. I don't think you'd want to get caught licking.

A bunch of your wife comes, your wife gets out of the shower and you're licking your fucking shoe. Wack it off and just ah Yeah, I think it would be I don't know but I feel like there's a lot of people doing it Maybe they just don't we don't hear reports on that. That's fine. I put my shoes everywhere What do you mean? I just there's no place in this house where my shoes haven't been Okay on the furniture and stuff like that. Nobody gets sick, but they're not licking the furniture.

That's fair. That's fair. We're not sitting on it naked. I don't think it's that dangerous, though. I'd lick a shoe. Yeah. Like 200 bucks. Okay.

Yeah. I don't think why would you do that? Why would you do that on the site? For that amount of money, though? I don't understand it just doesn't it's not debasing yourself. It's like One minutes work for two hundred dollars and if you feel that that's very good and you can put that out there and that's Your path to financial freedom. Oh, yeah. We are doing the foot photo I Like it like don't back out on this and afterwards when he turned the mics off and be like, hey

That was obviously a bit on the fucking I'm not editing anything out. I'm not even gonna edit out the thing that you said Sometimes you mess up Toto says I would say if your immune system and stomach can handle chemicals not intended for human consumption like tire waste and you're waste chemicals not intended for human consumption like tire waste, engine waste, piss waste, cleaning agents and other unknowns. Still it can turn bad. E.g. you get cancer in the long run. So I don't think you get cancer from licking shoes though. Yeah. You know, from all kinds of things though, you know, so, you know what I mean? Like you can't live your life thinking, but oh, I'm going to get cancer. That would mean you can't

smoke cigarettes. You can't smoke cigarettes. You can't fuck anybody. You have any fun at all. Can you get rid of all your black kitchen utensils, which I did? I did. I thought more. I'm not going to let them. Well, they're they're lower priced now as well. Nobody wants these things.

They're easy to get. Now I get more. Yeah. My twenty twenty four pots and pans bill is outrageous because I had nonstick pots and pans and then all my utensils were black plastic. So I got rid of all of it and bought it all again. So I've done it twice this year already. Let's go ahead. Let's this is a fun bit. I think people like to do is, you know, as far as hearing just how much you spent on

stuff. So how much, how much do you, I don't, I don't remember. I, I, I honestly, I could not tell you cause it was back in January or February when I bought the first pots and pans. And I think they were pretty cheap cause those non-stick ones aren't super expensive because I got my eye on a stainless steel set for like, that's what I have now. I got a stainless steel now. Yeah. It's right around there is what I paid for the shit for the stainless steel and any other one. I think it was probably 200 bucks of $500 and, and, but we're giving it all away. We're giving the pots and pans to Gwen. Wait, why? Oh, why aren't you? Oh, the other stuff you're giving out. You may you bought it now. You're going to give them away. Give the cancer stuff to me.

Oh, you're giving the cancer stuff. I'll walk out for this stuff. It does cause cancer. Okay. But she's younger. So it's like, think about when she gets older, there'll be all kinds of medical care for, oh yeah. All of it. Well, I did tell her please don't use the black Plastic stuff the pants the pots and pans are fine. Yeah, but I can't use metal on Non stick so I had to get stainless steel so we could use the new metal utensils I bought then why would she can have what utensils are she gonna use if she can't use the Yeah What utensils are she going to use if she can't use the. She got to go buy some. Yeah, but she can't use the metal. She can. You're saying that only work with the ones that cause cancer.

Would. Oh, would you would. Yeah. Yeah. OK. This person goes, it's all about your immune system. As far as germs go. Eat right. Exercise. Stay healthy. But totos has a point about poison. So now they're a little getting worried and worrying. The guy goes, probably not the best thing for you, but there's most likely more terrifying nasties on your hands, tongue, keyboard, TV remote, et cetera.

I wouldn't worry too much. This is all they're putting in food these days too. Oh, this is GMOs and stuff. I mean, honestly, it's like, you're worse than the licking the shoes. Eating a bag of potato chips is probably worse than, you know, an old shoe that you find in a fucking locker room. Starving says I've never licked shoes, but I've wanted to. I do sniff them. That really turns me on.

I love the sense. They're all about the same. I love smelling my customer shoes and imagine their feet inside and also thinking about what their feet smell like. I love to smell socks as well. Where did he, where does that person work? This guy probably works at a shoe store. He's a doctor. A doctor. All right, let's get my feet, your foot up here.

He's like, he's a podiatrist. Get your hoof up here real quick. Get your hoof up there. Like massaging your, that's when my foot doctor was massaging my foot, he said, I think it's broken, you know? And then he smelled it. He was like, yep, definitely broken. I just need to smell your shoe in the other room. I need to take your shoe in the other room to do the smell test on it.

That's the only way to tell if it's sure, sure broken. He comes back all fucking sweaty. His hands wet. Yeah, his clothes Back all sweaty. Yeah, his clothes are all on the wrong way. His eyes on the he got fully. The steam comes out. Those are some nice shoes. This and then the last person's a woman. So this is good.

And it's two weeks after this guy, it says two weeks later. So it's kind of like a SpongeBob thing. And it says, I had a lot of people like my street boots and sneakers and no one ever got sick so far. They ingested a lot of stuff. So she has had anecdotal. This is all thank you. It's anecdotal.

I mean, I think that this isn't like a group of scientists we're talking. No. Well, that's the whole Internet, though, right? It's like you just go in, you go into a subreddit and you take a look around and you're like, well, that guy probably seems like he's got it all together. Yeah, that's how I pick. That's how I get information is like I find the person in the subreddit that seems like he has it all together and I just follow him you know yeah you go to arrowwood you're gonna take some drugs you go

to arrowwood you find a five star poster and then you check out to see what his experience was and then he just followed through the tea yeah you just okay this guy took Vicodin and smoked salvia and also drake everclear at the same time So I guess he knows that he knows a little bit about this type of thing. And I do what with the how do I get the nutmeg into a state where I can. Yeah, OK. Yeah, very good. Oh, you put it in a mozzarella cheese bullet. Remember that was the funniest fucking thing is on the air. And it's such an early episode and Jesse Farrar's on it.

And a guy details how he got high off nutmeg by stuffing it and mozzarella sticks. He got a mozzarella slugs. He put the nutmeg in the slot. I can't believe I didn't try nutmeg when I was growing up. I really can't. I didn't know about that. I knew about the thing from the anarchist cookbook where you scrape the banana peels or some shit like that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Crazy. We thought about doing that, Mike, but

I don't know. Wait, we, I think the, the, the thing I did was many things. That's like the dumbest thing that they're like. So they're gas station asthma pills. Like that's what they sell has but it's just speed. A fan, a veteran. It's not, et cetera. And no, no, a veteran, a federal. If it was, it was a federal. Yeah. And we would just take like 10 of them at school and just be fucking all over the place all day, acting like fucking maniacs.

Sometimes I had to leave. I was like, I got to leave. I can't be here anymore. I fucking feel like a caged animal. I can't be here anymore. I fucking feel like a caged animal. Leave school, walked out of business. And everybody's like, uh, where did quiver go? They did ask that this next one is by a guy named suck your toes. And it says, uh, women with big feet updated girls. Okay. So here's his question, right? He's like, I prefer women with big feet at least size nine, but 10, 11, 12 or more would be even better. So does anyone else prefer bigger feet? I like them. I like for them to cover my whole face and there's more area to cover when licking. So that's a big foot to cover your he might have one of those thin hands to a tiny face. Maybe I have a tiny face. Yeah.

This guy goes, I've dated girls with both big and small feet and they both have their good and bad points. I've come to the conclusion that I don't really like small feet with little stubby toes and toenails. My other half was has big feet size 10 when she allows me to kiss them twice a year occurrence normally they are great she also oh so I'm guessing father's day birthday it's the saddest so I know that because meaning she is not into it at all finds it she finds it really off footing and awful and she doesn't want to hear about it.

You go and do your thing. I don't want to hear about it. Don't go fucking cheating on me and leave me and the kids. Twice, twice a fucking year. Twice a year, you can fucking kiss them and you can take one fucking photograph of them that you can jack your little fucking penis off for the rest of the year. Yeah, that's a really loveless kind of in my mind. I'm picturing it as a really, really nasty relationship. He's like, they're great. So they're great. Her

feet are great. You know what I mean? So it's like he gets them two times a year, but he gets like, it's like, it's like, like Pam Anderson in the nineties. He's like, these are the best feet. It's worth the wait. I'm telling you. I think similar to Pam Anderson in the nineties. He's like, these are the best feet. It's worth the wait. I'm telling you. I think similar to Pam Anderson in the nineties, because it was kind of hard to get a hold of nude photos. And you know, in the same way, I think that might be adding to it a little bit that he's like, Oh, I only get to see him twice a year or kiss him twice a year. I'm sure he's looking at him all the time. You know, she's just like, she's like

what rock walking across a lot and she just looks over at him. She's just like, fucking stop it. You know, there's no way this guy doesn't bring it up more than twice. When you're like having regular sex, he starts to move his way down to the, I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, we're done. This foot stuff is, and it goes, she also keeps her toenails a tiny bit long, which makes them look so good. So interesting. It's interesting. And then this guy parts of the foot that is sexy like, well, this guy goes. Sorry, I like the long toenails, except for, you know, then she can't put them in my ass.

Yeah, it's the only issue or mouth. Mouth is all right. Well, this guy has a good point. He goes, as long as they're attached to somebody who wants them, like they're sucked, I'll take any side. That's nice. That's the kind of guy, the guy, I'll fuck anything kind of guy. But for me, I like, I just want to eat what if somebody with a pulse?

You know what I mean? Those guys, I love it. This next thread is titled smell, and it's my alpha feet to. Oh, and this guy goes, I'm not overly fussy, but I do like to I do like a smell, but I generally prefer natural smell slash normal effort. So at the end of a busy day, perfect.

Stuck in traffic and air conditioner, Brooks. Oops, but bonus not bothered to shower. No problem. But something like deliberately made yourself uncomfortable and the hope it would make your feet smell. I'm sorry. You didn't need to do that. You're feeling sick from the smell of your own feet socks. Well, I appreciate it, but don't go through that discomfort for anyone. So this guy's kind of woke a little bit woke. He's like, don't it actually turns me off if you are going too far with your feet and making yourself I want you to feel comfortable with the smell of your feet. He's a bulk.

Yeah, this next guy's great sniffing smelly trainers and socks is all part of it for me typically I go for scally lads feet I don't know what a scally lad is not sure either Removing the trainers is like opening the box Pulling off the socks to get your goal a nice pair of feet the smell of socks and trainers has to be right I don't like them ranker soaking with sweat They need to be worn for a couple of days at least to get a nice dry cheesy type smell. Like that.

No, after that I'll lavish them with kisses caress them lick them suck the toes. Little tip have a mouthful of warm water when you take each toe in your mouth. The recipient will love it. I consider myself an aficionado of the foot and I'm very particular about them. High in step and arches are the best shape feet. Sorry, flat footed people. I like, sorry, flat footed people, a size eight or nine. I find most attractive. I don't think that bigger, I don't think the bigger is better. Nice long toes, no hobbit feet. Thank you.

I don't mind a few tow hairs though. Also people walk very differently. Walking on the outsides or insides of your feet is called openate and supinate, I think. So. Well look it up. Then he replies to himself and he goes, I forgot to add the treatment I have found best in the past.

Wear old trainers and socks for a day, take off, dry on the radiator. Repeat as required. Ah, house face. This guy has a smelly house. Fucking neighbors are just like, Jesus Christ, constantly calling the super. Like, are you sure? Can you check on him? And make sure because it really smells like something is beside. It smells like feet in here. No shit.

This whole place is a monument to this. Next guy goes, oh, I like this one. This is by socks rule. And he goes, anyways, to make socks smell like someone else has worn them. Now, this is a guy I like. He's taken outside of the box. This is fucking 40 chest. He's like, I haven't had much luck finding someone nearby to get you socks for him

And I was wondering if y'all knew how to make foe sweaty sock. Oh, this is this is fucking sad I Find someone to sell him use socks or to give him you socks He's trying to fake you can't fake it. Come on. Well, where is that? No, I guess. Right. That's it's that is like when they say that the stranger like where you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then you jack yourself off and it feels like someone else is backing off. He's trying to do that's what this guy is trying to do. Smelly socks stranger here. He's just like, it's not a way that I can like trick myself into thinking that the smell I'm smelling is a different person's dirty feet. I wonder if it also isn't like also

Socks rule I'll send you my socks for sure. My socks are great because I walk all day. Wait. Wait, are you telling the Are you saying that to Mike and I? No, I was telling it to the guy that posted and anybody else listen if you want a pair of dirty socks. He talked about this a lot. I've heard you mention it before. $200. But why do you keep like, what's your, what's your whole thing with this thing where you're trying to sell people your dirty socks? Cause I've, I've definitely heard you, you mention it to me before for years. I've been talking about it for a decade almost. Yeah, yeah. What's, what's, what is the deal with it? I need $200. He needs $200.

Oh, but do you need, I don't think you need $200. I don't think you- I always need $200. I mean, everyone could use $200, but I'm just saying- That's right. Like you have an income, you have a steady income. I don't feel like, I don't feel like it would be, but if you want it, like, what is it, why is it that, why is that the thing you think of and want to do free for me? There's no cost for me you know I'm saying like you realize you host like

people will People will take you up on the offer if you really want to do that not do not send them to under dollars anybody Do not send them $200 don't give them that much money, but like maybe like 50 like $20 no I'm not giving it for less than 200 bucks all right well that's ridiculous this guy goes if you post an ad on here stating what you want and what you're going to do with it I can guarantee there's another kinkster in the cord with the coordinating interest you tell someone hey send me your dirty socks and I'll wear them and wank you off You'll get hundreds of offers. So I'll wear them and it's like

It's like any sort of marketplace or whatever or like a barter sort of system, you know You go in there and say hey, I need your socks send them. I'll jack off and I'm send you the videos you can fucking Pleasure that I'm looking up There's a website called feet finder comm which is a marketplace where you can sell there's also all things worn comm which is a Good self shoes Used a panty underwear. I'll sell my underwear for two. Yeah, that's the thing What is it? I think the thing you usually talk about is selling your underwear. I'll sell my fucking hat for 200 bucks. What is it? Control D for that?

But your hat's not worth 200 bucks. What do you mean? It's a hat. No, I know. But it's like you're selling it for well above. It's a worn used hat now. And you're saying people want it like a like, is there a head? Hat fetish is head sweat. Head sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat sweat yeah y'all like hat sweat this guy look everything's okay Brian everything's going okay you

don't want you don't think $200 is a nice amount of money no of course but it's a right only $200 I do you know I'm saving for my house? I'm trying to save to my house and I'm trying to know your socks To know I'm hundred. I'm damn pain. Yeah, I'm like guys Like I'm like rich dad poor dad sell your Stop drinking Starbucks and sell your underwear the guys online Looking for love 69 says you say you aren't having any luck. Fine on someone. Gee, I don't know.

Maybe take a pic of yourself. No one or no one like that because it is telling them you're hiding something. Use your brain. So this this guy's avatar is not him. It is a illustration. And this guy saying use your fucking head, man. You got to put your face on it. then people tell you they're fucking socks. Okay Yeah, people aren't just gonna sell their socks to some anonymous person online

They got to know what the person looks like of course some rando. Oh, I want some rant I want to send some rando my socks I don't even know what you're gonna fucking do with what if I what if I sell a guy my socks? It turns out you guys got a fucking ponytail What if he's got braided bangs What if he's an adult with braces, you know what I mean, I'm about to be that Really? Are you getting braces? I'm getting in vis a line soon. I don't want it, but you know, whatever they get it. They should said you should get it. I don't know your teeth. I'm not being your teeth. I'm getting stuff done. They're my teeth are fine. I'm just

there's stuff I would like sort of fixed for I'm missing some in the back. I wouldn't get that fixed because my nightmares losing a tooth that people can see. So trying not to do that. This guy goes, so you can't buy or sell socks on here. If someone happened to want to send or give you their socks would be one thing, but there'd have to be good reason for them. Whilst Facebook marketplace has been suggested, there are also people who sell on eBay. Well worn socks is your search term. There are a lot of people elsewhere who will do worn socks to order. Not hard to find on the wider web. So go to eBay.

Well-worn socks. Well-worn socks. Actually Google. I'm going to eBay right now. Go to eBay and put in well-worn socks and see what. Sort by highest. This is the most expensive is. Okay.

And that's's gonna be mine Place bid yeah, Brian you should put it on e But one of your socks on eBay I Got well-worn socks. Oh, these are worn none of these are worn So this person's talking you put one of your socks on eBay will fucking drive up the price. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah We'll get into a BB and I'll get a bidding war Fucking take too far and we'll end up thousands of dollars

I got 2007 to 11 Completely ruined BB and I's a friendship. It will be mortal enemies All I found is game worn used hockey socks. Mmm completely ruined deviant eyes a friendship. It will be mortal enemies. All I found is game worn used hockey socks. Hmm. Oh yeah. No, see that's not that's that's not yeah. They don't have well-worn socks on eBay. That's crazy. Maybe eBay sort of got a hip to it and was like, man, we don't really like it actually. Yeah. Yeah. Seven results for well-worn socks. All right. So let's this guy goes, I've been known to work up a sock smell on occasion. Wake up first thing, get dressed, socks on and run those puppies nonstop.

Tell bed if you can take it, if you can take it to the mall on shopping day to get your steps in. PS, read your profile. Would love to hear the story on how you cornered a niche taboo market and the success you've had. I'm new friend. I'm new friend to me or I'll keep posting publicly. So that was weird. And I don't know what that was.

So I went to read it was read here by not read. Oh, that's true. I went to Wikipedia and I clicked the talk article button on foot fetishism. There's a little argument going on. Given Wikipedia precedents such as list of celebrities who are pansexual, who are ambidextrous, who have Crohn's disease, or who are Madonna fans, I would argue you that rather than being pop culture trivia, this article would be incomplete without naming notable people who have self-identified as having a foot fetish a weakness of the current list is definitely weighted towards contemporary and American known celebrities

But in my opinion the answer to that is to add more examples that fit the criteria of explicit and unambiguous public Self-identification rather than subtracting it might also belong in a bulleted list or even a separated article. So This guy wants more select a list of more celebrity feet. No celebrities, more celebrities into feet. They want that to be public, I guess probably to destigmatize it, I would imagine or just thought of another reason maybe Wants to look at photos of their feet and jack off. Yes This guy goes I think there should be added that there are some fetishes that also take interest on dirty feet Especially when the soul gets dark and tickles only and specifically on the feet I also think it should be noted that stocks are used in some practices of foot fetish and so

No, I agree. It should be noted that some people like it when the book gets really dirty like talking about that on Wikipedia I think that it should be noted in this our lab Politicians who are into when fucking women step on bugs or something like that. Yeah. Yeah And it's like I'm interested in it only for, I'm a completionist, I just want everything, I just want it to be finished and all of the information to be there, that's all. Well, and a guy says, I don't think it's necessary

to have a list of celebrity foot fetishes, and this is what our original guy responds with. I think the examples I gave showed that an encyclopedic article, at least on Wikipedia, should reference notable people intimately connected with the topic. I hear what you're saying about F Scott Fitzgerald. It should ideally have a stronger source. So this guy saying F Scott Fitzgerald.

There's not enough sources for it. You know? Yeah. They have to be self-identifying. They're saying this person's saying, now, I would say the original poster is like a huge nerd, obviously. And the other person was like, yeah, I don't know. I don't think it really matters.

And he's like, yeah, and then it actually does. It actually does, because this guy goes he continues on to say it should ideally have a stronger source, though the bar is not as high. Could you expand on your concerns about the list of living notable people? None of the contemporary are being gossiped about in the sources they have all explicitly publicly so reported now he's going to say some who one of the most famous people in the world Idris Elba has talked repeatedly and highly public outlets about having a foot fetish. I feel strong. I feel strongly that he and the other notable people

who have said they have a foot fetish would be interesting to readers of this article, especially given the encyclopedic precedence I mentioned above. Can you say why you think otherwise? I mean, he just, I feel like he just, I was just like such a hunk that he can just be like, whatever, do you know what I mean? He can be he could I feel like he just I was just like such a hunk That he can just be like whatever do you know what I mean? He'd be like I'm into this and everyone's like whatever I'll do it, you know, I'm into it too Idris, you know

And then the next the guy at the end he just ends the argument he goes He's not one of the most famous people in the world And if he was why would it have to be in this article put it in his I? Like the guy that says he's not one of them, but first of all Idris Elba not so famous I don't think I went to foot fetish talks on his face famous I think he's one of the most maybe he was gonna be James Bond. You? Yeah, he's pretty I would say he's pretty famous. He's pretty well known. He's in the show Luther.

Yeah, that's not on the wire. He's on the wire. One of the big. But yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he was in Pacific Rim. Yeah. Now, there were some other guys who are publicly. Are there any other guys who are publicly? I mean, I'm not this Gerald and Quentin Tarantino.

F's cost Fitzgerald. I get you say it, motherfucker. F's not Fitzgerald. All right. Well, I got Marble Man. OK, the I know a comedian from Vancouver. Her sister is married to Idris Elba. Can you have her ask about? Ask him if he's a well, I was just going to say maybe I have a little connection to say Idris.

I got a picture of some guy named Quiber's feet. You're gonna want to see this. I don't listen. Listen, I know I well, I'm I sort of know your wife's sister. On foot fetish talks, a guy goes, which celebrity do you think have had come on their feet? Good question. And now whether it comes to mind, Lindsay Lohan, Pete Davidson, Eddie Arbuckle, fatty Arbuckle, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, of course, Stringer

Bell and I would say, yeah, probably all of the wire guys I would say. F Scott Fitzgerald. Oh, this guy, he says, whether it's giving a foot job or letting her significant other finish on her feet, I definitely think Cardi B have had some come on her toes and maybe even Nicki Minaj too. Yeah, I would say I forgot about. Or I've already been Nikki. But now they they've probably such insurance.

Yeah, they probably got it on their feet. Oh, yeah. And I think this might be the grossest one. This guy goes, I'll go with a couple of female celebs actually dating and married the guys in defeat Which would be Megan Fox and Courtney Kardashian Hmm machine gun Kelly and Travis Barker in defeat. That's not surprising. That is not surprising at all That I believe now that's

Idris Idris Alba. I wonder if Wonder if his wife. I mean who that's another question. I'm gonna ask I wonder if his way, I mean, who, that's another question I'm going to ask. I'm going to send them a message. Have you ever had it on all men ask him if he's had it on his feet as well. Yeah, both. We'd like to know. I just want to know where come has been on a foot at any time.

Uh, this got the OPE comes back and goes, yeah, I definitely agree. We can add Jennifer Lopez to that list too. at any time this guy the OP comes back and goes yeah I definitely agree we can add Jennifer Lopez to that list too she might not look the type but she once also dated someone with a fetish who's that he didn't answer and then such insurance replies it goes her current husband is also rumored to be a foot guy himself but when was that but she is a lot she's having 12 days so was that? She is a lot. She's had 112 days. So was that Ben? I suppose Ben. That would be postman. No, no, no, no. He she married Ben again recently. Right. I'm I'm saying that post the second time since they broke up. No, it was 212 days ago. I

think so. Yeah. No, no, no. They they that was this was I think he's that person's referring to Ben Affleck. I don't know the timeline of it, but they no they they that was this was I think he's referred that person's referring to Ben Affleck I don't know the timeline of it, but they just they just are getting a divorce now I think wow this guy a couple months ago. Maybe listen this she dated Sean Diddy combs. That's oh no oh Yeah, I think for her movies out in her music that I listen. Yeah, throw it out. Yes Yeah, get your poster down from behind you there. That's not a good look anymore. This guy goes, uh, the next guy goes, uh, wait a minute. I, okay. I'm going to go back to, oh, he got, how did you get her to

talk about it? Because the guy says he talked to JLo about how he goes. I was it was through Instagram DMS. No, dude, we'd been chatting for a while and then through one of our subscription sites, I bought pics for about six months, had a few Skype calls with her to where she showed her feet. Wait, wait, who? Who is he saying? Jennifer Lopez did. I believe so.

Like that's in the same thread. I might be wrong. Hold's in the same thread. I might be wrong. Hold on, let me look. I know Jennifer Aniston does that kind of stuff. Yeah, she's always on there. Yeah, that's who I thought he might have been talking about because I know that she does that.

She's a famous ripoff artist. It's like $700 or something. It's a lot of Skype call with you to show your... I mean, the idea of this guy casually, he can't be saying that he can't be. Oh, by the way, I love your movies. I didn't even say that. I love your, your, uh, and your fucking friends. Like honestly on friends, it's like that character was incredible. But yeah, yeah, sorry. No, no, no. Keep the cameras in. Put it down. No, no, don't. Seventy three glitch says Tyra Banks.

She's been open about her love for feet. Opie responds and goes, wow, those giant feet would look amazing. Covered income. For some reason, that one caught me off guard. Maybe it's the word giant feet, I think would be one gets you. She's tall, I think, right? She's yeah.

Kristen Bell and of course, Margot Robbie, both the publicly claim to be very dexterous with their feet, and I think they know what that means. Foot jobs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that OP says, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that OP says, yep, I agree with this one. OP just agrees with everybody in the thread and he goes and material at seven seven three seven. I think you guys are like this comment.

Well, Kristen Bell did get her toes sucked in a TV show before. That's a good. That's a good point. I mean, I've seen a lot of my faves do a lot of fucked up things, to be honest, in some of these films I've watched. And I send them emails, I write to them and their managers, I say, can you have him explain what this was all about, please? Kristen Bell is married to Dax Shepard, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

God, he's so lucky he's jacking off on her feet all the time. That's a power couple, a Hollywood power couple. There was something a few years ago about them being landlords or something during COVID or something. I mean, that's not- They own a big apartment complex or something like that. Well, I mean, oh, so they're providing homes for people. Maybe they're cool landlords. Yeah, like honestly, like if I did it, I would do it in like such a cool way.

Like I would I would skateboard like up to my tenants. They got like, yo, hey, daddy, hit me with that red. If you have that red, hit me with that red. Or we're going to have to have to go to the fucking legal rotary. No, brother. My dishwasher is not working. Whoa, let's not harsh the buzz over here. You know, I'm trying to have fun. We're talking about dishwashers now.

I smoke a joint, brother. They they April rent for their LA tenants during the COVID-19 crisis. Oh, that's so sweet. They live in March. What about May, June, July? May and June were also tough times. Can't do it, but yeah, I got nothing on me.

Well, they did April at least so everybody could have a super chill or 20. Eva Longoria definitely knows all about the foot fetish community. Yeah, she even did a footsie scene on Desperate Housewives had her foot on a guy's crotch. She knows all about the community. She knows all about it. What is this? So you have no proof that she has any interest. And we did a foot job on Desperate Housewives, which I mean, the person someone writes that in a script for her to do. That was her idea.

She came up with it. Yeah. They're not doing it. What do you know? He's doing it. They allow I think they allow people, they improvise sometimes, but I don't think you can improvise putting your foot onto your co-stars. I thought we'll be 20 for this. Yeah. Yeah.

If I drop my foot, you get a camera under the table. Do we have a camera for under the table? I'm you'd have to, you'd have to put it, have a camera under the table. Just set up in case, you know, she ad libs all the fucking time it's always foot jobs but she's always ad libbing the foot job Elizabeth Banks and Alison Brie and OP replies and he goes this one surprises me so this is good he believes that but it's a surprise random person on the internet names with no evidence at all. And he's like, oh, that's fucking interesting.

Never would have thought of that. Yeah. Alcimbre. Now, this guy goes, they both haven't been shy about showing them off on their social media in the past. Both ladies are also very laid back and open minded. So it wouldn't surprise me if they've done some crazy stuff with their feet. DV, so you know, they're just like they post a photo. They're like, you know what you're doing?

You should. Oh, look at the letters. This is fucking this is actually a very. She knows what she's doing with those feet in those pictures. She did the pose. Oh, this is scary a little bit. That goes they both. And the final one is Olivia from G Unit.

Irene, the dream and Sukihana. So I don't know Olivia from G Unit. It's a rap group. You might not have heard all of them. I know. I Olivia from G unit. Yeah, sure. That's a rap group. You might not heard all of them. I know G I know I know G unit. I know G unit. I just I don't know Yeah, I know the some of the other ones But I never I didn't even know that there was a like a female member of the G unit and she's had her feet come on You didn't even know about her if somebody came on her feet. I'm sure there's plenty of people I don't know about her if somebody came on her feet. I'm sure there's plenty of people I don't know about it if I their feet come not I don't know anybody

finally, we always love to look for this kind of stuff in any forum we go to First of all, I just before I get to this I do want to say I went to Quora One of the questions was why do I love women's feet? Somebody struggling We did book guys a little while ago and I had not yet listened to brace and Brian on the eight dollar tier Oh, so I didn't even listen to that. Why'd you listen to it? I did people sent me messages and told me I have to listen to it because there's important information in there

And I was speaking of jacking off and stuff like that I found out that Brian when he used to jack off to books not two books with books Yeah, but I mean you'd put it in there and then But like you were you were that's not how I did. I didn't put my dick in a book and fuck it Okay, I had the book open and I'd slide it down like kind of give it a push. Oh That's so dangerous a paper cut You can pull it out and do other stuff damn I thought it was just a book thing that's what happened How old were you? Nineteen four fourth grade or four.

I'll never forget being in Miss Crider's class. It's that book and be like, wait a minute. That was nice. I heard come to the library more often. I and then I get home and I go grab a book and And I just want to say my boy he loves reading To me you're gonna be a scientist someday if my parents ever paid one second of attention I was a smart kid They might have thought I was a smart kid. Holy shit.

Holy this guy's library fucking you know he's got nine books out right now. Yeah you got different ones that feel different you know like bigger ones smaller ones paper bags you're trying out the different stuff. I just want to say though that absolutely a pathetic lie of omission to not mention that on the book guys episode. Ridiculous. You were sitting there talking about books for an hour and a half and you don't mention you used to fuck the things I didn't fuck books. I jacked off.

Used to fuck books and you don't mention a book, guys. Because I didn't think it would be exciting for listeners to. I didn't think about it. But I did not book Jack off guys. Thank coming up next week. Yeah. Book guys at Jack. And by the way, DB will be the guest on that one because it is a disgusting

porno sex related episode. Well, let's get to unpopular opinions in the foot community because those are my favorite threads on any thing. He goes, for me, I personally, for me personally, I like well groom long love long toenails. I think they look incredibly sexy from what I have seen from this sub it's dislike slash frown upon. I don't know why people feel that way. But everyone has a valid opinion. What's your own popular opinion in the foot fetish community? First guy goes, I hate the scrunch pose

that so many people do when posting. It collapses the arch and makes feet look deformed. I like the natural shape of her foot. Why would I wanna see it contorted? Can you show me the pose? Can you pull it out? Can you pull, yeah, Brian. Did I take a picture?

Did I take a screenshot of the pose? Just get your camera pointing down a little bit. We can see your floor there. Yeah, you can see my floor. Yeah, I'm saying just go do it. You go do the actual pose for it. Brian's going to do it right now. Doing it right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's actually doing it. We can see it. We can see we can see. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. OK, I do understand it now. Thank you. He actually did the pose for us and he showed us the bottom of his. I mean, he's wearing unfortunately, he's wearing sneakers. My mouth, our water. And when I saw that, which, by the way, I started thinking about this

when people are talking about wearing your socks and feed out and shit by like keeping your shoes on all day. And then I thought Brian literally never removes his shoes for the entire day. So things are smelly. That's why they cost $250. They don't. These were cheap. These were 130. Oh, he's saying when you, but yeah, the like that's the pose to your feet to stink super bad at the end of the day, Brian, when you first take your shoes off for the first time. No, my feet are very surprisingly like the I'm being serious. Like they like don't smell.

They're very clean. They like, yeah, there isn't. I, I, I promise you, if my feet stank, I, I, I can tell you, I can vouch for, I mean, I can vouch for the fact that like I met Brian and hung out with them and was closer to him. And then I mentioned he smells very fresh and good and clean. He's not. So I believe that that your feet don't smell on the other hand, things that will come out

of your body. We discussed this a while ago on guys plus that you did that one. That was like the shit that was like a bunch of cigars, like a bench. That was not on guys plus that was on that one. That was like a, the shit that was like a bunch of cigars, like a bench. That was not on guys plus that was on the stream on the stream. Yeah. So it looked like little like medium sized cigars and they, and they smell worse than anything in the history of his life. That's the worst smell I've ever smelled. So anyway, this guy goes, I don't agree with you personally, but I really respect your reasoning.

Very cool. I love that. I love it. We could use a little bit more of that in today's day and age. Here's an interesting one from locker 669. He goes, we shouldn't like or comment on posts that are clearly not foot related picks a vagina as an assholes or I'm shy. My BF doesn't like my feet bullshit is annoying.

He does not want to see holes. No holes. You know? So he doesn't want to see holes? What if there's feet in the pic and then also like a nude woman? You should not like that. See, that's the thing. This is called direct action.

But what if the emphasis is on the foot, like it's pointing, you know, and it's sure. They should have put on some pants, you know, like me, get that pussy at an asshole out of here. I'm not trying to see that. Look at that shit. I'm trying to cover up your fucking areolas right now. Put a business suit on and take your smelly, beautiful socks off of your feet with long toenails and sit in a pose for me. You know, uh, this guy goes, it's a foot fetish community, not a cuckold community. Yeah. Just because the two sometimes overlap doesn't mean it's always appropriate to discuss the ladder. A lot of us don't like reading about that. Oh, so that does, cause we had the one before. So it's sort of, you know, it gives a bit of validity to that guy's what it seems. Or at least there's

a lot of other people doing that as well. Kind of coming in and saying, Hey, can I jack off on your wife? We do not want that in this. No, this is a wholesome group. You know, that's what they were. I think they genuinely are like it reminds me of when we do the the the sex club tours on on YouTube. They talk about the dress code, Adam, and they're like, you know, this is a classy establishment and it's like, no, it's not. It's you're fucking all in here, sucking and fucking in a bar. And a bar. In a bar. Yes, or dirty. The walls are dirty.

Everything's dirty. The fuck and the goddamn fucking wallpapers coming off the walls. And you want a disgusting place. You want people to think of it like a classy establishment. You have to have clean walls. The walls have to be clean. The rooms have to not be scary, like terrifying. I don't know. If you like the stream, me and Mike did the tour of EC Oasis

again, just like somebody is the worst place in the world. It is the nastiest thing you could ever. It's so gross. So this guy goes, uh, especially someone who's huge into femdom and feet cucking, holding off is a huge turnoff. So he's like, eh, you know, and he goes, and then the next guy goes, yep. And the mods just ignore it. Yeah.

And everyone acts like it's just not happening. And the mod rebly's and goes, do you report posts or comments that break the rules? What rules are said post-breaking? I'm all ears Oh, yeah involved. Yeah mods like you're gonna call us out. We're gonna defend ourselves Chungus among us says foot porn isn't particularly exciting Sensuality involving feet is the best part fantasizing about them is fun 20-minute dry foot Foot job porn isn't. Hmm.

Okay. This comment and then this next guy goes this comment got me jacking all the squirt thing. He said. That Tommy got him so fucking worked up. He jacked off. Just a mere mention of a dry foot jackup. He's like, you're telling me brother.

Agreed for the most part foot jobs just look awkward as hell to me. But on the flip side, seeing a guy jerk off onto a girl's feet is better to me. It doesn't look weird to me that way Takes all kinds in this crazy. It looks natural that looks like natural sex to me when a guy is jacking off on to a lady Next I goes or a guy thrusting into them. It's fun to watch the needy humping like that

That's so gross. And he goes, uh, his next guy, his name's dragon fire and his like little thing under his name says loves female feet. He goes, I like these because it's like a weird juxtaposition for me. The girl will usually have clean feet that are dolled up nicely. Then you see a guy jerk off on them. It's like if you had a clean house and then you just randomly vomited on the white carpet in a random spot. It's like really weird, but kind of interesting in its own way, because it's like, wait, that's not supposed to happen kind of thing. It's like a juxtaposition.

Yeah, I'm not. I mean, yeah, it sounds like you got sort of like a sort of a weird psychological going on surrounding this that I can't really get my head around. But hey, good, good on you. You know, I mean, a weird psychological going on surrounding this that I can't really Get my head around but hey good good on you, you know Whatever the words used to describe smell our stomach turning now. We're gonna get into a Guys getting there goes this guy goes. This is true. I hate them. Even though I love the smell of feet I wish people just say they smelled like feet or a rich sweaty skin smell or hell even funky anything but vinegar cheese corn chips and all that shit

so I guess a lot of guys are saying these feet smell like pork like uh vinegar and cheese I'm adding this to the stage Mike is sharing oh there's there's a lot of feet there. What website is this? Oh, this is Etsy I was looking for that that silicone feet thing that has the pussy on it You remember that that it has like the post I've never seen that in the sole of the foot Damn, you can literally fuck the foot. Yeah. Yeah, but this is just a silicone foot That's just a regular foot And of course, I mean you could cut a hole into it or whatever But I make one with a pussy and I thought this guy goes

I feel this and yeah, it's the cost of doing business on here. It's a little like the taste of the tasting notes of coffee and alcohol. It said, or of course her feet don't smell literally like corn chips. Yet it's easier to picture for people with different definitions of what skin smells like. I wish I had better descriptions. So hey, corn chips, stop using that. Okay. You hear about your feet smell like Fritos.

Okay. This guy goes, yeah, no, I agree. I admit that we're so limited on how to describe it. I guess my personal peeve is that they're all food related and I'm personally very turned off when food is associated with body parts. Ah, it's weird on my behalf, I guess, but I can't change that about myself. Never got the whole whipped cream sex thing for the same reason.

I'm with this guy and that. Oh, he's fucking munching on a sandwich. Well, the thing is, for you, you can't you can't be eating and having sex at the same time because your mouth is full the entire time that you're having sex with a big titty in your mouth. I think you're going to say with a foot and then I realized did he was going to come out of your mouth like almost to me. I'll tell you what.

Titty doesn't come out of your mouth. Not for three and a half. All right. Finally, this guy's goes, why do women feel the need to pose nude with their feet and not just show their feet? Feet should be enjoyed without having to see a naked woman. Yeah, I wonder if there's like a crossover appeal and there's like more money to be made if you're nude as well or if there's enough purists that it's actually better to do it

clothed, do you know? Well this guy goes, heels are my least favorite thing to see a woman wear on her feet. And then reply guy goes, preach, I hate high heels. It goes barefoot, then sandals, then burks, then sneakers, and then way back is heels. And then that's my exact rating for what I allow on my furniture that oh really

Yeah, the last one that I allow on there is stilettos You don't want stilettos on your leather furniture this guy goes you were cooking until you said Burks Yeah, it's cooking Talking he's like talking cool Hey, man, let him cook. Oh, he said Burke. Sorry Oh, you're cooking tell you said Burke's like buddy. You're trying to be way too cool for this This is about getting so horny for feet Yeah, and then finally the guy goes Burke's don't deserve the hate they get they show off all the toes and a good chunk of the

Meat of the foot there are perfect middle ground between sandals and full shoes slash sneakers and I agree I wear Berks all the time I'm a Burke boy they call me that is foot guys is is an episode that had been asked. We've not done two years Brian. We're coming up on two years though We're coming up soon. Actually, I Can't make that the picture for the episode Mike, but I want It's a paraffy with a pussy. Yeah. Okay, $192 Oh, they're $192 too. By the way. That's why you need 200 bucks. Well, no, I don't need to. I like I'm a big you heard it here. Brian is going to sell his dirty underwear to raise $200

so he can buy the foot pussy. The foot pussy will be back next week with you know what? I think next week is Christmas guys. It may be Christmas guys. And then I guess the one after that is going to be episode 100 wrestling guy. Yeah. We're getting around the weird time where we have to do the Christmas episode. So I don't know which side this is going to be on, but I don't know why anybody would care about that. Yeah It's funny. It's it is fun though. Some I like I do like when you say the wrong you know You say the wrong one at the end. You're like next week. It's this and then it's not that's that's really a funny gag

You should just make a gag that you'd doing by accident Yeah, I get because what happens with these episodes as we're recording them We usually record in order is the thing. Yeah. Next week is Christmas. God or fucking I don't know. You know, last week you listen to action figure guys this week. Wait, I'm so confused. Well, I think really good ending to the episode.

I think I need to say what we did last week or next week. It's there's no reason for really action figure guys was last week. All right. No, wait, it's not. Oh, goodness. I'm guessing wrestling guys was last week. What you really think that's true. You think this is after episode 100? So episode 97 comes out December 10th

Okay, we don't need to episode 98 We got this it's all figured out we'll see you all next week my hey, I hope you enjoyed wrestling guys Mike is on your Kickstarter sucks anything else Mike? Nope. Oh fuck is you can't react like that to a guest plug. You can't be like, oh, you don't have anything. Oh, that's that's rude.

It's unbecoming of. Oh, I mean, gosh. See you next week. You can go to the Patreon. You can get on the, you can get on the bull tier where you'll be able to listen to bonus episodes and then we have the hot wife tier, which is $8 a month. And we'll get you video and an extra episode every month. And that's where you have to, that's why you don't go yet.

That's where you have to that's why don't go yet. That's where you have to go. If you are, you've got to pay eight for the hate the ones who hate Chris got to pay eight for content without me. Brian only content is only on the $8 eight for the hate folks. We recently did brace and Brian and I don't know what I'm doing next. So yeah, guess what? I'm not on that episode of Brayson. Right?

He might be not on it. He kind of pay more money. Brayson. Brian is also where the book thing came out. We'll see you all next week. Goodbye. Bye.