Guys: With Bryan Quinby - **** Guys Live Show**** Tickets on Sale for Our Second Live Show Ever

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

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I jumped off of this foot. Bad one. Yeah, you shouldn't jump. Definitely shouldn't jump. Bad foot jump. Hi, guys. Hey. shouldn't jump. Bad foot jump. Hi guys. Hey.

I guess let me do that. Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. I just have to do that. You tarpers make me sick. Yeah, I can't believe this. There's tarpers up here. Put that side down. So you guys see that there's actual tarp someone's up here. Put that side down. So you guys see that there's actual tarp someone's brought here.

Now you thought I was fucking bad. Cause I don't tarp. But that's a Chris thing. I mean you do tarp and there's some other family members of yours here that are also guilty of tarping. I think we can all agree that you tarped and it was despicable. That was them that did it.

Yeah. You don't have anything to do with me. How you guys all doing? I don't know why I just did that. That's very unlike me. So we're gonna do some guys stuff. Does that sound good? I found some posts on a subreddit

that I go to sometimes. It's called r slash swingers. I say this a lot, but it's the worst knowledge I have in my life. It's because I can't share it with anybody really except you guys. Because if I ever were to bring it up, I could never convince someone that I'm not in the fucking lifestyle. We're kind of honorary in the lifestyle. Like, we know as much as anybody that's in the lifestyle. Yeah, I would say that even though we've never participated,

we probably still have a little bit more respect than single guys, I would say, most likely. Well, that's funny you bring that up, because I read this post right before we came up here, and it says, something just as rare as a unicorn. Our decent single guys, for all the crap that single guys get, it's worth mentioning that there are some who are genuinely nice people.

It's not worth mentioning at all. There's not enough of them, for sure, to bring that up. But it's a search. My wife and I did have such a guy friend. He was a by-male like myself. Very respectful. I love it when they bring up respect. Like, he said he was very respectable

while he was sucking on my dick. Yeah, that's important. It is, it is. You don't want to... He goes, uh, alas, he had to return to Europe to take care of his mother. Holy shit. This guy does sound like a catch. I'm picturing him like super French hot guy.

And he's, holy shit, okay, I'm getting a bit too... Uh, that's, uh... I'm picturing him like a nasty rat you gotta chase out of the fucking globe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's different. It sounds like this guy is a bull, and that's, of course, we know it's different. That's a different designation.

If you're a single guy, you do want to try to elevate yourself to the status of a bull. But you gotta have either a, you know, you gotta have a real, real big one. Imagine how mad these guys are at this guy's mom. Like, for getting sick? Like, fuck. How selfish to be the only good single guy and go to these guys are at this guy's mom. Like, for getting sick? Like, fuck.

How selfish to be the only good single guy and go to Europe. Yeah, how sick is she, because that uncut cock? My picture of him uncut. It's not easy to find a decent, polite, bi guy. Let me tell you, I work with one. They are fucking horrible. I'd say they're almost as rare as single women, but after nearly nine months of looking and many false starts,

I think our search paid off. We met a guy we talked to online, and he was extremely nice in person, exactly who he said he was. Once we'd had a little something to eat and drink, we went back to our place and had an awesome three-way. We plan on doing it again. So for those single guys out there,

there are couples looking, but you have to be genuine and not creepy. That will get you a long way." And, yeah, you notice it was mentioned. They were who they say they were. I think that's something like... I'm just picturing a football. They are who we say.

But, yeah, that's a big issue. Is they'll say, like, hey, yeah, green, yeah. It's a big issue in the thing because they'll say, like, hey, you know, they'll send a picture or whatever, and then they'll show up, it'll be a different person altogether. It's a classic fucking single guy move. The best single guy move is my wife doesn't live with me,

or my wife is at home, she's taking care of the kids, and I gotta go out and do all this sucking and fucking without her. But she loves that I'm doing it. She gets on the phone, I talk to her afterwards. I tell her about all the stuff I do. Yeah, and they'll do sometimes, they'll have their cell phones out and stuff.

And they'll be like, oh honey, do you need me to get something on the way home? As they're walking into the club, you know, so people don't think they're single, but it's all part of the fucking. I love this first response to this from excitingcouple77. You're exactly right. It's super rare. We thought we found one, but she got 99% of the attention, LOL.

I think this guy wasn't a single buy guy. It's like one of the things that I'm getting from this, you know? Yeah, he was hoping to get involved and he was just, he was just, he was in watch mode, which some people are really into as well. Some people just like to watch and that's okay as well. He was just so horny. He was like, I'm fucking bi. I'll just get in.

And then he went there and just fucked the guy's wife and ignored the guy. That was the problem. Yeah, it might've been a bi lie. Yeah. That's a classic one they use as well. They got so many tricks, it's unbelievable. It's honestly hard to like, to beat them in the end.

In the end, they will probably have sex with you. This second guy just goes, manicorn. So that's a man unicorn. That's kind of nice, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, and then flimsy leather, 3929 said, "'There are, however, solo men in the lifestyle who are highly partnered and also play solo.

Both of my poly male partners do, and they're sought after. So that's a different kind of single guy, but he's not really a single guy. Yeah. They call him a solo guy. That's the woke version of a single guy. Yeah, you can't fool me. You can't come in.

Oh, hey, nice to meet you. I'm a solo guy. Shut the fuck up. I know who you are. There's a million people just went to their profile and said, no solo guys either. I know what you're doing. And then one last guy goes, LOL, we have more unicorn than decent single guys.

So they're harder to find than a single woman. So that's nice. This next one is really weird. This guy is really something. Boldest Pete says, question for the single males out there. Do you think you would have any interest in a situation where you were invited by a couple to their house and told you might have an opportunity

to join them in a threesome or whatever? Perhaps a fun slash unique competition. More specifics below. I've had a few conversations recently about the unique dynamic of my relationship. We play with couples, single women and men. More accurately, she plays with single men during male female male scenarios She loves when I surprise her with a threesome type experience not cuckold or hot wife per se so yeah That's the that's the bowl. I was speaking of earlier

They're involved in the hot wife see For for many reasons not the least of which is the thought and imagination that I put into them. No two experiences have been at all alike. One idea I had for the next one was something like this. Invite two single men over to the house. She is blindfolded and has no idea what's going on. Tell her that we're going to have a sex competition and she's the judge.

Different events where they get an opportunity to compete for a few minutes. Different events. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe something like massage, fingering, oral, fucking, doggy, et cetera. So it's like a whole pageant. It's a single guy pageant. I love this.

I'm gonna pitch this to one of our clubs. What do you mean one of our clubs? Maybe, uh, what's the one? Shit, I just forgot the name of them. Trapeze Atlanta, maybe? Yeah, no, I can't. I don't have them off by. I don't... We're gonna look at one of the better ones tonight.

Yeah, I know Oasis. DC Oasis? Yeah, I know Oasis. DC Oasis? Yeah, that's a nice one. What's Sex Tom's Club? Big, nasty... Freedom Makers! Thank you! Freedom Makers! Tom used to run that place, and it was better when he ran it.

And you can't... He won an award. I saw him accept it, so... That's Tom from Tom's Trips. No, wrong Tom. Tom from Tom and Bunny. Dallas Tom owns a Dallas club. But Dallas Tom owned, you're talking Tom and Bunny owned a club as well.

Tom from Tom and Bunny. No, they didn't own a club. They ran Freedom Acres. And Tom is not, and to be clear, Tom is a different Tom than the Tom who owns Tom's Trips. Who might be dead. He passed away, rest in peace to Tom. He tragically passed on. He trag he passed away rest in peace to Tom He tragically passed on tragically passed away, and you're not you're not gonna guess what happened to him

It was just as nasty as you're thinking He I can't believe they're all named Tom it's like Every time a new guy is like hey, I'm, and it feels like they're doing it on purpose. I don't think they are. She would say who finishes first or second in each event, and we could have points associated where if you finish and eventually we'd have a winner. Maybe the winner gets a perk like finishing on her face.

That's cool. That's nice. It's not much of a competition, but rather just foreplay under the guise of a competition. But win or lose, need to make sure everyone leaves happy. A four way is certainly less daunting. So the people in the subreddit were not accepting of this at all. They weren't real happy with this scenario. Yeah, it's a bit of an odd suggestion.

I feel like it wouldn't work very well, I don't think. I mean, one guy goes home a loser at the end of the night, and I think you don't want that after a big night of hot sucking and fucking, you know? Yeah, I think it would be horrible to, like, go out, because you'd feel a little bit like, does the loser still? I guess he gets to like,

he doesn't get to finish on her face. That's one of the things he doesn't get. So I think he gets a couple, I think he- So he gets to finish, but then he has that little bit afterwards where he kind of feels a bit bad about himself, you know? Like you sort of feel a bit bad about yourself afterwards usually. Is that not, am I the only one who? You feel a bit bad, but, you know, like, you sort of feel a bit bad about yourself afterwards, usually, is that not, am I the only one who?

You feel a bit bad, but then in this case, imagine that you're like feeling, you like do it and you're like, ah, you got that awkward feeling and then somebody's like, yeah, I don't want you, I want him. Then you have to walk, that is the walk of shame, like legit, that is a real walk of shame. Yeah, you know, oh my God, I'd love to follow the... Like if this was a reality show,

then you'd get to be on TV at least, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not sure what you mean. First guy says... It happens. Sometimes in the podcast, he'll say whatever. I'm like, oh yeah, most definitely. It would make a great show. Seems like an impossible amount of effort

will go into finding acceptable contestants, so that guy just uses his chance to swipe at single guys. Yeah, the guy's like, good luck. Good luck finding four decent single guys to compete. It's insane, we gotta stop, we can't spend so much time. This guy goes, only if all the men were bi and the wife has to sit in a chair by the bed and watches her husband getting spit roasted

by the two losers. That's an interesting... What a fucking nightmare. That's an interesting, so, because then the guys will still get to, you know, do it or whatever. That's an interesting, yeah, I like that. I don't mind that, yeah.

It's so much, it seems like that. I don't mind that yeah, it's so much It seems like everybody be pretty tired, but you really want to be hydrated for that you know This is I go. Oh, yeah, so the next guy goes. I'm not proud of it, but this turned me on so Threads turn really that's normal Is this this in-depth discussion about having sexual intercourse sort of got me going a bit? This in-depth discussion about having sexual intercourse sort of got me going a bit. Just... Hey, guy goes, Bah, you should only be ashamed

if you weren't turned on by something so hot. So you should be at... You guys should all be pretty turned on right now. Is anybody a round of applause? Be honest about it. Round of applause. Who's turned on by this? Yeah, it's all right.

So this guy goes, It's actually an idea I had for Bi Week at Hedo 2. I have a sign-up sheet where wives could volunteer their husbands to get spit-roasted by single Bi dudes while the wife watches. I'll have to wait until Pineapple next year because Hedo 2 was all booked up before I heard about it. Holy show, guys.

So what's a week on that? I got a bit of vacation time coming up. No, you don't. No. Imagine that's my boss. Just think about that for a second. I'm trying to get a mortgage, And I need him to write something for me and, like, give me, like, a bunch of stuff.

I'm, like, trying to explain to the person at the bank, like, a real person in a... with a bank job. I'm like, no, no, I'm trustworthy. Just ask Kweeber. Well, you could leave that part out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could never say that name again. Yeah, we are...

I say thank you so much. He would be so happy to see that. But Brian is not. You could never say that name again. I say thank you so much. He would be so happy to see that, but Brian is not. I would say the quiber thing is the thing that Brian tells me the most off mic that he wishes was not happening. I think that we're doing it really hard for Shocktober. We're doing the quiber and the gris, obviously. And we're gonna do it really hard for Shocktober. We're doing the Kweeber and the Gris, obviously.

And we're...yeah, we're gonna do it for the whole Shocktober. And then we're gonna try to, like, uh, we're gonna try... We're gonna try to phase out the... Guys? Guys? We're gonna try to phase out the Kweeber, okay? That always works. Everything that's ever been embarrassing that I've said, it's definitely been.

So, do you guys ever heard of Park Vancouver Casino Resort? Yeah. Chris is like, no, I don't think I have. No, I have. But I live here, and I don't know anything about the casino resorts. I just kind of like the idea that you announced it, like you thought I was gonna get a big pop.

Like, everyone was gonna be like, oh yeah. It's not even the best one. It's not even the best one. It's not even the one that I go to if I ever do play. I of course, I go River Rock! Yes! You gotta go to the Rock. Oh, I got a River Rock one.

Here you go from Alvin. We were a group of five, excited to enjoy some games. This is not from our swingers. This is a casino review for everybody. This is not that other guy's crazy game. Where single guys go home sad. Which is so fucked up, because that's all they ever do is go home sad.

Now, not always. Sometimes they go home, they're like, and I pulled the wool over their eyes. I called myself a solo guy. Well, I got somebody to suck on just the head for a bit. What a good night for me. I got chased out of the playroom again. I got hit with a broom right after,

but she sucked it for a bit. Are we allowed to sit down? Why are we standing up? I can just always stand up. We can sit down. We can stand. I don't mind. Let's podcast. Yeah, I mean, you have a broken foot, literally. I love it. It's not, bruh, it's fine. Well, it's broken, but it's fine.

Don't worry about me, okay? Unfortunately, how we were treated were unacceptable upon entry. One of the person in our party was denied entry based on the fact that the security deemed her to Intoxicated so that's very hard. They want you to be very intoxicated at the casino It's part of their like whole business model. So you just imagine she just had to be so fucked up About just a huge problem. I don't like it like a this is going to is going to cause immediate issues for us.

Yeah, yeah. Admittedly, she enjoyed several beverages before entry. However, she's in no way stumbling and or beyond the limits of having a good time. I love this. I love the security guy and I usually hate security guys, you know, unless you're a security guy in a room, then I think you're great. Don't come up to me later and say, why you got to be like that, dude? Yeah, it's just a really dumb thing to say.

It's really, you know, he's big, he's strong, you know? Yeah, I could take him. If my foot was better. He would probably whip my ass today, but that's because I have a broken foot that I shouldn't be walking on, and I should be in a boot and on a scooter. Yeah, you should be in a ass today, but that's because I have a broken foot that I shouldn't be walking on, and I should be in a boot and on a scooter.

Yeah, you should be in a, yeah, in a rascal's. Doctor was a liar. He's gonna give me surgery. Don't fucking worry about it. And then when it's over, I'll take all the pills, and then I'll say, it's still kinda hurting, even if it's not hurting. I get more pills.

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, they don't do that anymore. That used to be, that was the more pills. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, they don't do that anymore. That used to be, that was the good days. Yeah, I don't think you... It was the good old days, when you could say, it still hurts. Or you would get a bunch of Vicodin

and you'd be like, it doesn't work, so they give you a bunch of Percocet. That was the fucking move. Ugh. I loved getting hurt when I was in my 20s. That's like my favorite thing. It still kinda is. However, she's a...

Hey, guys, just wanted to say hi to Gwen and Katie out in the audience. Yeah, you shouldn't have the, you should, I mean, we talked about, you got pills before, they gave you pills. They're Oxycontin. Yeah, no, I know, yeah. But then I took them a different way

than they had prescribed them. I had followed some different directions in that department. Yeah, yeah. Because I found that taking one every six hours didn't make me feel fucked up, but taking three at the end of the night was a nice little time for myself.

But you were in, I would imagine you were in significant pain for the day. Yeah. Yeah. I hated the daytime, but the nighttime I was like, this is like scratching my nose and not stopping talking. Like, ah. I think, you know what, I think you might be sort of an addict kind of guy.

I don't think of it in those kinds of terms. Yeah, no, yeah, no. I don't put labels on stuff. I'm like a solo terms. Yeah, I know, yeah, I know. I don't put labels on stuff. I'm like a solo guy. Yeah. Yeah. When confronted by our other party members, the manager, Peter, stopped in

and banned everyone from entry for 24 hours, when all the other members were already cleared for entry. So I love that she ruined it. Not only did she ruin it, but they blamed Peter for it. And he's a bastard. Yeah, she was so drunk that she was too drunk to like, everyone she knew wasn't allowed in. I'm gonna need your- ma'am, I'm gonna need your family tree. Come back tomorrow when you've only had 15 drinks. Yeah. This is in no way an acceptable way to treat guests. The demeanor of the staff was condescending and unprofessional.

Not only do we feel offended, but we felt they were profiling and discriminatory. Holy shit, sounds like somebody lost themselves some traffic. John Moore went to Park Vancouver Casino Resort and he said, well this casino does offer the region's only six deck standard shoe blackjack game. Oh okay, so this guy is cool. He's got a good point here, he goes,

they do not like winners. This is, I've been saying this for a long time about casinos. It's actually kind of fucked up the amount that you lose. Yeah. And they will bar you if you win too much. I would avoid this place as once you're barred, you will only be allowed to play anywhere else in BC due to the ID entry requirements. This casino only wants you to lose. And genuine winners will be barred from Blackjack if you don't give them your money.

Well, yeah, I think most of the casinos want you to lose. They love it when you win. We know that. You get to play for the whole night. If you win. Yeah, we do love the casino reviews. It's sort of a unique review to do, you know? And you just kind of go to win money and then you lose money and you're upset. You're like, this place fucking sucks. Yeah, I feel like maybe you should be able to recognize

there's something else at play there. I kept going to the ATM all night and every time I left, I had to go right back an hour later or 40 minutes. I mean night and every time I left, I had to go right back an hour later or 40 minutes. I mean, the one time I had, I've talked about this before, but I figured out that gambling might be able to help make up some of the money that I wasn't making at the time. And I went to Vegas and I won some fucking money,

not a lot, I won. You're just saying that you're like, you're basically exactly the same as if people were making fun Yeah, yeah kind of but I didn't give a bad review. I knew I got fucked You know only give the work the fucking Worst good reviews ever there's a nervous to give reviews now, and I almost gave one recently Yeah, I asked I'm monitoring your account

This casino only wants you to lose, and genuine winners will be barred from Blackjack if you don't give them your money. I recommend the Gateway properties, which offer better food, better customer service, and other properties are a lot more tolerant to players who win money. I wonder, because they'll kick you out for counting cards

or for cheating. Yeah, but that's not cheating. Well, yeah, I know, I guess not. I wonder if he was kicked out or if he's just trying to make it sound like he was. I bet he was drunk and acting like a shithead the whole time and they were like, please leave here. Like barfed on a table or something.

Or was being, because I read one review from a guy. Well, here's a guy that reviewed it during COVID. Well, then in 2022, he goes, the worst is... You guys remember COVID? That was crazy. Oh, what a crazy time that we all went through together. Unbelievable. I'm glad it's all the way over.

One of my favorite... I love watching stand-up comedy where all the material is about COVID. Yeah. Yeah, I just was listening to Jim Norton do an interview on one of the Shock Jock shows, and he was like, yeah, I just finished. I just retired all my COVID stuff and I'm like, it's 2024. You're still doing it? He's probably touring in 2021, you know? All those guys though, you know, those comedians, they just did the same shit all the time. I remember the game.

It's actually, and some of them actually do a lot of improv on stage, and it's a pretty well-respected profession. I heard that. The worst casino in my life, they closed more than two years and only want to take your money. I asked for help and they take me out with chips on the table for nothing.

Really disappointed with this casino after closed the Edgewater. So this guy... So yeah, it seems... Some of these, you definitely feel like you would really like to see what actually happened in these situations. Everyone... Max Manage says one star.

He goes... No, I don't get their full names. Max Manage. Do you guys know anybody in the Manage family? Tell them I said their son's a fucking loser. There's so nothing really to be gained from saying their full names. I don't think. Tell them I said their son's a fucking loser. There's so nothing really to be gained from saying their full names.

I don't think. He goes, my money disappeared into the machines and when I complained, they wouldn't give it back. This one's gotta be a joke. It is. He's joking. Yeah, he goes, I get that that's not how it works, but I'm still salty.

So he's pissed. Riley Palmer, but I'm still salty. So. He's pissed. Riley Palmer. Does anybody know any Palmer's here? Yeah, no, stop saying their name. Is he close? Let's look up his address and go to his house. What the heck? Well, I'll just stand outside and say,

I read your fucking review, Riley. Used to go weekly before the pandemic, now it's just a bunch of angry employees, high minimum bets, and coked out 19-year-olds running around screaming like it's a McDonald's play place. Where is that? That's at the Park Casino, which, by the way, guys, five-star hotel, so I don't see why you guys

haven't been there. That's the only place to go. Well, yeah, I mean, I think maybe a lot of them might live in Vancouver. So they don't stay in a hotel in town. But if I was going to stay, I should have stayed at a five star hotel. Well, that is interesting. Let's talk about that in a little bit. Let's talk about that one stuff that comes up on stage. We'll confront him about how he left Brian and his family with no sheets or hot water or anything. Uh, awful. Slots are tight.

Matter of a half hour, we each donated $300. No entertainment value. Tired of seeing BCLC commercials on TV. That's actually fucked up, though, when you lose a bunch of money and then they keep playing the commercials. You're just trying to enjoy your shows or whatever and they remind you of your horrible gambling addiction.

You know what's funny about that is like, we just read that guy that lost a bunch of money and he wasn't mad about losing a bunch of money. He was mad because they sent him surveys asking how his night was. He's like, wait a minute, if I can rub it in. Yeah, and we just, we felt that he might've actually been mad about losing.

I'm not actually mad about losing, but that fucking, that survey pissed me off. And finally, before we get the other guys up here, Bruce says, Bruce Jim says, can never win at this casino. I have better luck at Starlight and in Langley. So those are... Starlight is at casino in Langley.

That sounds like a good casino. It's pretty far away though. How far? I would say like about an hour drive. That's far. Yeah, it's far to go, you know, just for looser slots. I feel like it's a long drive to get there It's far to go, you know, just for looser slots. I feel like it's a long drive to get there and potentially discover that they also have

similarly tight slots. I love the concept of tight slots, where it's like, I didn't win any money. These things are fucked up. They must have set these up wrong or something. I'm supposed to sit here all night and then leave with $300 more, at least. That's the way I feel, though. Yeah, I was gonna say, again, he's mocking this,

and it's literally how he felt gambling. I don't play slots because they don't take any skill at all. What do you play? Roulette. What do you play? Roulette. What do you spend red or black? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, or odd or even. Don't act like I don't do, I do odd or even. Yeah. I'm not going to put money on one number. It's never going to land on that number. Yeah, it will like, yeah, one out of every 36 times or however many. No, that's not true. You can't money on one number. It's never gonna land on that number. Yeah, it will like, yeah, one out of every 36 times or however many. No, that's not true.

You can't count on a number. That's what got me into trouble I was in. I was like, there's no fucking, there's five reds. There's no way the next one's gonna be red. That's different. It fucking works. That's my strategy. It's probabilities and it is quite,

you know, it's confusing and it's not very funny. Well, let's bring John and Stefan out here so we can sit down. John and Stefan out. CHEERING I'm gonna get back in my seat so I can have my cokes. APPLAUSE All right.

Hello. Hello. What a fucking ego! I, uh, I just, I couldn't, I was just watching the first 25 minutes of the show and thinking about- Sexy, right? There's absolutely at least one person in here whose partner brought them to this

and they have no fucking idea what this is. And they're just like- Hey, shout out to Miles. Miles, our friend. It's his podcast I listen to every week. Babe, just please come with me. I don't want to go to the Biltmore by myself. And then, and then it's this.

And then what? They get to see a really good fun show. Yeah. Well, sounds like a nice evening out to me. I guess before we do what we're going to do, which is not really great for me, I'm not going to love it. Not too much. I know being nice and I made this happen, I will say.

So, I drop boxed you the audio so that you could do with it what you would, and we chose to do it here tonight. Yeah, just to be clear, I do want to be clear. He did that, but I had to fix the audio, make it listenable, and... I was the one that convinced you to do it also. But it is, of course, Brian's audio.

What we're talking about is this is, we have the audio of the first time Brian ever was on any sort of recorded, he was on the radio. The real radio, FM radio. FM radio. It was like a contest or something where you could send stuff in

and you could win where you would do a Sunday Evening or whatever. Oh, no, that's not how it works You know, it's fucked up. The only way I have information is from him. So he told me that He's the one who told me that in May. Okay, so every Friday this radio station would do this thing called guest DJ at noon And you would send them Ten songs or some shit and they would pick which of the 10 songs right and then in May they did guest DJ every day in a month of May so I sent them a fucking thing and they put

me on Sunday at noon which is like probably the worst possible time to have done it but yeah I did that but you had to you definitely pick some cool you had some interesting songs, like some cool. Shut up. Yeah. Like there were like some cool artists, but like some of their lesser known tracks. It was really quite cool.

It's really quite cool. I gotta tell you, like that, that the way that this happened was like, so I did this and it made me think I need to do radio I belong on the fucking radio yeah I sent an email to the lady I haven't heard that's such a ridiculous thing to say having listened to what I sent the email to a lady afterwards like hey how do you get I actually this is the worst thing I ever said I was like I'll even come in and sweep the floors

and clean out the trash. Oh no. Queever. Queebs. Cause you hear that as like, that's how everybody got into radio. Oh, I came in, I swept the floor, or I smelled some guy's ass if it's like a shock jock show.

Right. Like, it's either I cleaned up after the DJs or I put my nose in a man's ass. We just watched a video where an internetist took the guy's ass and the guy's name was Dumb. But not like a dumb name, his name was Dumb. Actually, yeah, Dumb. When did you guys first, like, get recorded on a podcast?

Probably 2015. Real good show. And you were already pretty, like you feel like you were established, you felt like confident. Probably if you went back. I've been doing standup for five years already. So you had been talking into the microphone.

I had been posting on the internet. I'd been doing drugs for like a really long time before I did this. I was totally strung out and hooked on pills. I can absolutely imagine Brian as well being like, they gotta play track seven from this corn album on the radio. I couldn't do that, John.

That's the fucking shittiest part about it is there's an alt rock station. So I could, the closest I got, I played Be Quiet and Drive by Deftone. Okay, that wasn't the worst part about it. Laughter I want to tell you what happened after that that led me to podcasting,

because I don't think I've told it in a very long time, if at all, but after that happened, my mom was like, I went to a wedding, and I sat at a table with a guy who is the program director at the Wazoo, 107.1 W-A-Z-U, which is where Opie and Anthony was before they got fired, which was a station I listened to all the time.

So sorry, your mom was telling you that she was at a table talking. She was at a table at a wedding with a guy, right? His name was Rick Knight, she said. So I don't even know how she knew this guy's name, but she was like I told him about you He's gonna give you a call so you can do radio And what did he say when he called okay, so he never called she was lying She lies sometimes like all the time like she's recently got done lying about having cancer if

It really happened. Didn't know you were gonna bring that up. It feels like that's a made up name as well, Rick Knight. Rick Knight? No, I looked him up because I sent him a fucking email. I'll sweep the floor. I sent that in a fucking email. I fucking was like, oh. I think I opened with like, I don't think you know who I am, but

I'm writing you an email to find out if my mom really told you. My mom. Yeah. Because she's such a liar. I should have never believed it, but I wanted to be on the radio so bad. I believed it for like three years and then I was like, this is over. This isn't how I waited every day. And that's when I launched the first podcast I did

that 28 people listened to that was six hour episodes that nobody will ever hear. You did it, what did you talk about? Believe me, it was not good. No, I can imagine it wasn't. 2007 or eight maybe, and we were doing like- Did you have guests on? No.

So you were talking stream of consciousness? No, with another guy. Okay, thank goodness. Can you imagine he's just sitting there for talking for six straight hours by himself? The mind of Gweeber. Yeah, Bill Burr style, just sitting there. For six hours.

So who was the other, who was second right? There's another guy that I hung out with at the time that was like, you know that guy. Some type of a scholar, math guy. Yes. You know guys that are like party animals? You know what I mean? Yeah, of course.

Like the type of guy that's like, I'm a fucking party animal. It's Saturday, I drink 1740s, and then I run around and yell random things, and everybody thinks I'm very funny. Okay, yeah, I know. Okay. And I'm not. I thought I did, but I'm not sure I did.

Not a great... It's not a great performer, you know, but a party animal. Like, so I was like, like Burt Kreischer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, exactly, like, I was gonna say, like, Burt Kreischer. Burt Kreischer, yeah! I was gonna say, like Bert Kreischer. Ready to put your hands, Bert! Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, that's good.

I was gonna say like, Bert Kreischer, but not funny, but that would have been, it's the other way around. He was like kind of a funny guy, but I was playing the straight man on this podcast, cause I was the normal one. You were the normal one? Yeah, that was my job. I thought, I thought for years my job was straight man.

What? What was he? I feel like you still kinda think that. A little bit. At times I do. What was your, sorry, did I miss it? What was he? I feel like you still kinda think that a little bit. At times I do. What was your story? Did I miss it? What was the other guy's name? Adam is a friend of mine.

Okay. You would never have heard of him because the show was gone before. I think I had like 16 listeners. They were all his friends. That's so funny to be like 45 seconds ago, you said, oh, my mom lied about having cancer. And you're like, I'm just like a normal straight man kind of guy.

I always think that. Well, I wouldn't have... Yeah. I get that that part's kind of weird, but I... Try not to talk too much about my crazy mom. Brian's really open about things. About my mom and dad? Yeah, I mean, your dad...

Your dad is, like, a little bit of a funnier one because he's like, he calls you and talks to you about cruises. It's a little lighter. Ninety minutes. Ninety minutes. I haven't talked to my dad in four months, and he called, and he was like, you want to go on a cruise? And then talked to me about it for 90 minutes. Told me all the fun things he did.

And then the best part, the most insulting part, was he told me what the etiquette is for a stand-up comedy show. Anyway, it's like, well, I've never done stand-ups, so I guess that's, I've never tread the board. Yeah, well, maybe somebody has. Couple of stand-ups up here, like, don't act like you fucking know what we go through. Okay, I'll do fine.

I'm not joking. So we have this tape that I ripped and gave to Chris and Dan is here and Dan is going to play it. It's not very funny but I guess you guys will unfairly... I can't believe you still have it. It makes me feel like

you still believe you could be on the radio. I think Katie can't do it. I gotta keep this demo around just in case Rick Knight emails me back. Is this from like 2003? 2003. This is from 2003, yes. Yeah, it's over, it's 20 years old and the sound quality's pretty bad.

It's like, it's a fucked up tech. The tech got kind of fucked up over years, like degraded. That's why you don't keep your stuff on tape, everybody. Get all your tapes on your computer. All your cassettes on the computers. Yeah, I don't know. You learned nothing else tonight. I want you to walk out of here knowing you put the tapes on the computer.

And I want us to go home tonight and really focus on that. What is the problem with the computer? Well, put your cassettes of shock jocks that you bought on eBay for $45 on your computer before the tape goes bad. Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. I've been doing that a lot lately. I've just been really spending a lot of money on tapes. What's up? Oh no, you can't find them. Nobody finds stuff like I do.

Let's play the tape. Brian just like, he loves to spend money. So many of us like- He goes to on eBay and types in like the guy's name and it pops up immediately. So it's like it's a hard thing to do. I do, I have a CD as well. But you don't know which CDs to buy.

You know what I mean? Like I just bought this one. It's called the Miss Man Town pageant. For a show out of Boston called The Hill Man, he called his show Man Town. I'm very excited to watch it. Probably some very good, like, non-problematic behavior happening on that 2003 DVD.

Yeah, the stuff Man Cow says now is... Oh, this isn't Man Cow. Yeah, the stuff Mankow says now is, oh, this isn't Mankow. No, this is Hillman. My apologies. Man town. Apologies, apologies to Hillman. I like that all their shock chucks have names like Mega Man bosses.

Yeah. I was. It's the Hillman. Some of them have normal names like Bubba the Love's Friend. True. Yeah, some of them have names that aren't that weird like Grease Man. Yeah, Grease Man. Yeah.

Waddle doodle, whee, waddle doodle. Alright Dan, go ahead. Yeah, just play around the top. Hey, do you have it set up so you can rewind a number of times? No. Okay, great, great. DJ on CD-101. Oh, that's not me.

CD-101, it is May. That's not me. And that means a guest DJ every day in the month of May from noon to 1. I hate this. We are here including Saturdays and Sundays, which works out just nice for you. Brian Quimby, our guest DJ. He is the cable guy, not like Jim Carrey and not like that one. Can you stop that real quick?

Pause it! Woo! That is a good joke. If you guys missed it, the DJ, she said he's a cable guy, but not like the Jim Carrey movie. But then she also you got her why because she also says she also says another thing, too. She makes another reference. That might indicate what we talked about before I got on the fucking.

Oh, yeah, that's a different. This is OK. It's the most inane thing you could ever imagine happening, which works out just nice for you. Brian Quimby, our guest DJ. He is the cable guy, not like Jim Carrey and not like that one comedian dude, but apparently a very good cable guy

because he actually gets there early. I try. And what's his image is good. Whoa! Whoa! So it seems like I sat down and she said, you work for the cable company, huh? And then I said, yeah, I try to get there early, not late,

which is really a weird thing to say. But just the first thing, that was the first thing he ever said on radio. And just like the way his voice, we'll listen to it a number of more times, but the way his voice is like, she's like, you know, he shows up early and he's like, I don't know. He's like, he's like, he's like at that moment, he's like, he was considering being a slick

guy in his life. Can we hear it one more time? Comedian dude, but apparently a very good kid because you actually get there early. I draw it. I draw it. Brian, what hat were you wearing? I might not have been wearing a hat at that time, but maybe I was probably wearing a baseball.

That would have been an Etnies hat era for me. You know what I mean? Or Element, the skateboarding company. That's three years later was when I was in the derbies and stuff. OK. I had to grow up a little before I put the derbies on. OK. Did you like?

Yeah. What age are you? I don't want to like. 24. You're 24. I try. I don't know what that voice is. I can't even do it.

I try. It's someone super, super nervous trying to sound cool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A slick guy, I like that. Yeah, you were trying, you were thinking, you were considering like, yeah, maybe in my life, maybe I'll be a slick guy.

Yeah. And then you said that one single thing, and you're like, no, no, I'm gonna be like this. I haven't heard this in so long, that's the most, cause I put this on, once I put it on the computer, which you can do with cassette tapes, you should really do it.

So that's a great process. He's really, really big on this. I'm so proud of that. I did it really. That, and I wish it was a different tape, obviously. We don't, nobody wants to hear this, but I wish- Sorry, this is what the audio cleaned up too, right? Yeah, yeah.

Cause it was degraded. What did it sound like before? We'll see, because this part where the audio cleaned up too, right? Yeah, yeah, because it was degraded. What did it sound like before? Well, see, because this part of the audio was like so low. So it actually does improve when it gets to the part where their audio was right. Like I had to pull it all the way out. So yeah, yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty bad. But yeah, I think it's worth it definitely.

I try, I try. I try. I try. He was going full, he was like doing sort of piano reels. It's giving a little bit of the Cristiano Ronaldo impersonation from earlier. But yeah, he would just, I mean, he's got some really great songs and he has some really cool back and forth with the with the DJ. Brian mentioned he hasn't listened to this in a long time. I'm the exact opposite.

I've listened to it a lot lately. I just keep listening to it and oh. Go ahead, Dan. Go ahead, Dan. Dude, but apparently a very good cable guy because he actually gets there early. I draw it. I draw it.

Which is good because, you know, everybody has that story where they were sitting around for four hours waiting for the cable guy, and then they decide to go get a cup of coffee, and the cable guy arrives in those two minutes, you know? Yeah, definitely. I try to get there early. Jesus Christ. Yeah, definitely, definitely.

That's a very good thing. That's fucking evil to do to another person. That is like seriously bad guess zone when you're like one second in and it goes, oh yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll say more words so I don't have to. I had to listen to the whole thing to be, like I didn't think this was him. When I listened to it initially, I thought it was like a completely different person. But you can tell, he starts it was like a completely different person.

But you can tell, he starts to slide into himself a little more, he gets a little bit more comfortable, starts shouting out some of the boys, you know? I try to get there as close to the time as I can. She's still talking about it. That's a very good thing. So Brian Quimby's our guest DJ. And you're a bit of a lounger,

and you do the whole lounge thing just a little bit you've got like what 105 points so can you can you explain i didn't understand this they had apparently he was a bit of a lounger yeah heard that and he and he's accumulated 105 points which sounds so fucking lame i wish I remembered what the process was, but I think you could get points that you could then trade the points in for like merch from the radio station. Was the lounge the name of the show?

Like you were- They had a, yeah, I think it was. Like that was what they called their online presence. I see, the lounge. So you go on CD101.com and it was like, well, we're on the lounge, let's all have a chat about our lounger. It was like when chat rooms were around and stuff.

It was, I think, a forum and it was, I think it was just a forum and it was like, you would go in there and it would be guys being like, I wish they'd play more like My Morning Jacket or something like that. It was just like, basically it was just people saying, I don't like bare naked ladies. Please play more cake. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh-oh. Can't say that in Canada. Hey, you can't say that in Canada. Watch yourself there, Yankee Doodle. Don't you talk shit on our boys. I'm allowed right now to talk shit about anybody I want. Buddy, you say fucking word one bad about the hip and Gord Downey, you're fucking dead. I've done that.

Go ahead, Dan. You're gonna hit it. No, it's pretty cool though. No, it's not. He's a big listener to the station, so he picked out a great set of music, including, you know, turns off albums from bands that we play, but not the song, you know, that kind of thing, which is really, really groovy. Oh, that's really, really groovy.

It's really groovy. Can you pause it for a second? That is the coolest thing to do. Yeah. Deep cuts. Well, cause a lot of people will listen to a band and they'll like the good songs. The ones that become hits that everyone likes.

But it's like the cool people are like, well I actually like the bad ones that nobody else took a liking to. That's fucking- Tunes in and you're just hearing like B-sides to all the songs that you like. Yeah, that's really cool, man. What were you saving the points up for?

The landing points? I wish I remembered that. Maybe I'll have to go on the way back machine and then look up CD101 points. I think I was lying. Is what was really going on? Did you try to impress him? No, I disagree. I think he's lying now. I think he's embarrassed about the points

and I think he knows that if we look into it, we're going to see that you accumulate those points one at a time He's embarrassed about the points, and I think he knows that if we look into it, we're gonna see that you accumulate those points one at a time, take a many number of years of great service to the radio station to accumulate 105, and he's embarrassed. I don't, I really don't,

it was probably to get beer koozies and stuff like that. That's probably what it was, you know? Maybe concert tickets, if you get up in the thousands or something you know what was the radio station called again all of CD 101 yeah yeah let's let's see if I can some of those lounge CD 101 lounge you can call it that but it was CD 101 go ahead Dan you can play it Nine-inch nails, radio head, I'm playing white stripes. Awesome.

That's what you're taking. Do you like how I said, do you like how I said, I'm playing white stripes? Like I went into like, I got nine-inch nails, I'm playing white stripes, you know? Yeah, if you guys didn't hear that, that was it. I'm like, nine-inch nails. Where is that accent coming from? That's Groveport. Is that Groveport? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't city kind of. You're probably very right about that. By that time, I really I'm glad I'm right about it because it did not get a laugh. Glad it was something. Go ahead, Dan. The rock and roll. So what do we got coming up right now?

We've got Violent Femmes, American Music on CD-101. Awesome. I did that good. Violent Femmes, American Music on CD-101. Awesome. I did that good. Violent Femmes, American Music, CD-101. I try to get there as close to the time as possible. I hate that line so much because it just makes me think of how lame she thought I was when she tried to have a conversation to get.

That's not true at all. She fucking said you were grooved. She was clearly really into you. Yeah, that was not, that was a good song choice. I was just thinking though, because I have listened to this. I'm wondering, because I know this information, but by round of applause, how many people think that he did, that he flubbed? But, to say American music on CD, this is American music by Violent Femmes on CD 101. There's a bit more tape left.

I don't think I'll flub. Go ahead and play it. Probably flubbed, didn't I? That was Violent Femmes, American music for my girlfriend, Katie. Girlfriend now, wife. Yeah. She's my wife now. She didn't have a Team Kweeber sign as well. Big, I guess she liked it.

There we go. Big Kweeber era Brian fan, your wife. Well, here comes the, I think this next line. People are going to be so depressed. There we go. Big Queiber-era Brian fan, your wife. Well, here comes the, I think, this next line. People are going to be so depressed that it's not Sean, but go ahead and... Oh, that's not till the... Yeah, that is a bit of a spoiler.

He shouts out a lot of his boys, and he does not shout out a certain porno Sean. I guess maybe porno Sean was in the bad books at that point. Maybe... I think we just weren't hanging out. Possibly, possibly. I just thought of something that you guys are going to love. Possibly he was in the bad books for refusing to give Brian

his titty-sucking porno videos. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's so unfair. He would never give any of his porno away. That was capital for a business, okay? That's the greatest. Every person that hears that is like, so he thinks to start a business,

you go buy a bunch of stuff and sell it, like at the store retail. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he doesn't. Some of your friends in the store, I'll be honest, they don't come across that smile. Damn. I'll do it right now. Porto Sean is the dumbest one, though.

Porto Sean's doing fine, though. We know what he's up to, and I check in on him every now and then, and he's doing really well. Look into his LinkedIn. He looks normal. Actually, that was the craziest thing. really well. Look, it was LinkedIn, he looks normal. Actually, that was the craziest thing. I sent Chris Pornoshaw's LinkedIn and he was like, that's exactly what I thought

Pornoshaw looked like. It was actually, it was wild actually. It felt like it was the image I had created in my head. Yeah, he does look how you think he would look. We can go, Dan. Def tones, be quiet and drive for everybody that I hang out with on CD 101. Awesome.

Me and the boys. Oh, shit. Yeah. Can you just imagine, can you buzz? Can you just imagine fucking Brian's, but he's hearing that on the radio and just like fucking mid-hoff and just like, oh shit. Like.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, you talking Like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, you talking about, ah! Ah!

Ah! We're famous now, man! Oh, shit. You do, you name them. At the end, you name them. You like, show them a punch. That's right. And it's like, so many names, too.

I would never do that now, no matter what the situation was. It's such a crazy, yeah. But when you're younger, I understand it. Your first time on the radio, it's like the situation was. It's such a crazy, yeah, but when you're younger, I understand it. Your first time on the radio, it's like the thing you think you do. I get it.

Yeah, it sounds like a yearbook caption. Yeah, it's great. It really does, it really does. Yeah, yeah. Hey Brian, I couldn't find anything about being a lounger, but I do have a good post here, because CD101 went off the air. Yeah, recently, sad, sad story.

Yes, this guy says, I was working a temp office job that had CD101 off the air. Yeah, recently. Sad, sad story. Yes, this guy says, I was working a temp office job that had CD 101 on the radio. Around noon, this was 1995, the DJ would issue a challenge to come up with a three-song playlist, usually to some kind of theme. I submitted to that practically every working day, stealthily using my office fax machine. I would get a mention every once in a while,

but I never won. Until the day I included Morrissey's, the more youore Me The Closer I Get and I won. The DJ thought it was a poke at him never letting me win after so many tries but honestly it fit whatever theme was up for today. The prize was some tuxedo rentals. See now you're starting to get me to think the lounge points were really worth something. Which coincidentally worked out starting to get me to think the lounge points were really worth something. Which coincidentally worked out very nicely for me as I was engaged, and I can now not worry about what my guys are going to wear.

Wow, that's a nice story. Yeah. And then he said, still married, by the way, I will raise a pint to CD 101 to never eat today. What's the name on that? The name on that one is Rich Lather. Hey! I was about to say,

give it up for Rich Lather. I wish it was porno, Sean. I don't think he's listening to alternative rock though. They're also on this Reddit thread talking a lot about the Andy Mann-a-thon. Yeah, it was like a 24-hour thing. Every year, it was before the 24-hour stream for charity. He would do it on the radio. You'd pay a bunch of money, and he'd play songs.

Gotcha. And then he died tragically drowning in Michigan. Yeah. Yeah. Well, at least it's like a... drowning in Michigan. What? Fuck, at least it's fucking... I was like, wow, this story fucking sucks. And then you really pulled it together. Yeah, I ended up having a pretty good punch line.

Thank you. Is that actually true? Yes. Drowned? Drowned in Lake Michigan? That's not a lie. Rest in peace, Andy, man. Rest in peace, Pee-wee in peace, Pee Wee Fields.

Pee Wee Fields is alive, I think. No, you told me he passed away. He might be dead. Who fucking knows? It's hard to look up a guy like Pee Wee on the internet. Wee Wee. Oh, it got bad again. Oh, his is back a little bit. Okay. Yeah, move her forward a bit.

You just really like the rock and roll. So, I really like the rock and roll. I do. Got violent fans, American music. Okay. Weather Channel Forecast is brought to you by the Diamond Cell. They're the most professional service

and best diamond crisis on Cell Mill and at Easton. And that is Brian Quinby, your guest DJ and guest DJ every day in the month of May is brought to us by Piercology in the the short north don't trust your body to anyone else right around here right you know you're not supposed to be going to never mind I'm really tired so Brian what was that song that we just I'm really tired stripes girl you have no faith in medicine on CD 101 and There we go. What do we have coming up here? Yeah. And you can see he's gaining confidence. And Brian, you lied.

He didn't drown in Lake Michigan. He drowned in Michigan. Yeah, long, long lake actually. Long lake. Lake Michigan. Lake in Michigan. Now let's get to facts. RIP Andy.

RIP, he was 42. Go ahead, Dan. Drugs and the Ramones and nine inch nails next on CD 101 Groups are welcome along with special individual and student rates On CD 101, why, what did I play? Oh, that's a good song, see? Let's go! I don't know why I would play this.

This is so out of anything I would play. Let's go! That was Blitzkrieg Bach by The Ramones. Up next we have Nine Inch Nails for Gary. This song's called Hurt on CD 101. Who's Gary? Who's Gary? This was the number one question I had.

I don't fucking know. Who's Gary? Yeah. My wife's dad's name is Gary, but I've told you about him. I mean, I don't think he was a Nine Inch Nails fan. Johnny Cash fan, though, maybe? No. I guess the cover wouldn't have been out then.

I think he was listening, so I was just like, I'll just say Gary, you know what I mean? Like, that's his song. Maybe I was like, I don't know! Who the fuck is Gary? Thank you. I don't know who Gary is. It's either Katy's dad or some random guy I was friends with.

For like one week in 2003. Yeah, it's pretty sickening to think that Gary gets a mention and Porto Sean nothing. Yeah. Think about what Porto Sean did for you, you know? When you were in... when you were... You guys... when you guys were in a violence gang together. For anyone who doesn't know,

Brian, when he was younger, was in a violence gang that did stranger attacks on people. You know, like, in Vancouver, if you live here, there's a lot of stranger attacks happening. He was doing, like, those kind of things. That's not fair to frame it like that. Well, yeah, it is not fair because that's true, because he actually was not involved.

His part in it was much... he wasn't involved in it. That's violent, thank you. Yeah, it was much more cowardly. He would go in, of course he was Quiber at the time, and everyone called him Quiber, and they would say, hey, Quiber, you go in there and you fucking rile these people up, and then they'll start trying to fight you, and then we'll come and we'll gang up on them,

and we'll do our violence that we've all agreed upon as part of our fucking gang that we formed. And- It's a mafia. I hate the way you're not framing it. It's called the Madison Mafia. And we were doing mafia stuff. I feel like, yeah, of course,

I think you gave yourself the name, obviously. And I feel like, yeah, it was, it wasn't, you weren't like, you weren't doing any deals or anything. Like the only guy we, as we talked about it, the only guy who was, it was porno Sean, he was trying to start a porno shop. That's kind of- That's kind of mafia, right?

That's kind of mafia. But yeah, no, just going around, you know, the streets with, you know, six or seven toughs and beating up elderly women outside of the fucking- No, all the people we beat up were people that were maybe younger and smaller. Oh, so elderly women. Oh. That's a totally different thing.

Never anybody old, except for one time. Yeah. We almost beat this kid's dad up in front of him. Which is the meanest thing you can do. Yeah, yeah, I know. It a, yeah, it's a crime. We didn't end up beating him up, we just threatened him and made him go back in his house. That's a crime, that's a crime. Maybe in Canada.

In Ohio, as long as you don't hit him. Don't say anything about the human rights tribunal. This motherfucker loves to rip me about the human rights tribunal. This motherfucker loves to rip me about the human rights tribunal. They're always going to it. He doesn't understand. It's constantly happening. He has no idea what it is at all.

I don't actually. But yeah, we were beating up this kid and his dad came out and said, stop beating up my kid. And we were like, you need to go back into your house fucking guy, I'm gonna beat you up too. It was like seven teenagers, he was never gonna win. You know what I mean? He didn't just go back in his house though. Like he didn't say like, whoa, okay, just beat up my son.

That would be really funny. My apologies young man, but let me know when you're finished, I'll come collect them. Yeah, that would be good. So mean. Have you guys, you guys, you guys kind of have the look of a couple guys who might have been in some fights when you were younger.

Yeah, the losing end. Yeah, I was the son in this situation. Yeah, it was, it was on the episode we had, we had Dave Bropere, we had Dan O'Sullivan on the episode where we talked about the violence gang where it first came up. It's not a violence gang it was just me and my friends mafia. Yeah yeah yeah and and yeah and Dan was like yeah I was you know I was often bullied and beaten up you know it was like it was really weird because it's like it was violent guys like him. Not like me I never hit anybody I got beat up two times.

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. So you watched your friends beat people up. Well, no, okay, so this kid beat me up and then my friend beat him up, like after he was done beating me up. But I mean in the mafia. They don't beat him up and he punched him and knocked him out.

In the mafia, you were just the guy who goes like, yeah! Like when you're with your friends, you're like beat him up. I was kind of that guy. Shut the fuck up! They're like, Kweeber, you're so fucking funny, man. Why don't you go, why don't you go fucking piss this guy off and make him cry and then we'll beat him up later.

It's basically the whole thing. Kweeber, we need you to go tell this guy's dad to leave us alone while we beat the shit out of his kid. We're kind of a shock jock. It was like the beginning of my radio career. It was just being extremely mean to other kids. They said they looked at the group, the mafia. They looked at everybody, and they said,

who's the weakest and most annoying? You got to be queeb. That's totally true. You're right about that. I can't even deny that I was definitely the weakest. And probably the most annoying, I don't know. You guys saw, obviously most of you guys have seen a photo of him, but he was very slight.

He was very thin. Tall and thin. Yeah, he was thin. He wasn't tall. Nope. Tall. Tall, normal size. I think it was because you were so thin

and you looked taller. Yeah. I'm always standing were so thin. Yeah, you look taller. Yeah I'm always standing next to like my mom is like like I think you're always standing next to my mom Lying to each other about Party I need you to come along, so I look tall. She does make me look tall, though. Yeah, OK. Respect.

Hey, you got to give it up to her for that. Yeah. It's nice of her to do it. Hey, listen, you know what she lied to you about? The cancer thing. But, yeah. It's the cancer thing. Did you guys bring her along when you were beating up kids

so you would all seem taller? This is why I'm able I mean to her because she lived in Kansas. I didn't even see her and she'd call every once in a while and be like, what are you out there doing? It's like, don't you fucking worry about what I'm doing. I'm beating up other kids. Well, I would say that to make myself look, I'm beating up other kids, but really it was porno Sean doing all that. Porno Sean was the toughest. He is so tough. If you guys met him you'd be like you'd look at him you'd be like oh this guy's in tough I saw him beat so many guys up man he was really tough guy and he was like he knew how to like street

fight basically he would like he always threw the first punch a hundred percent of the time. He attacked people. game he attacked people Easy to throw the first Early rendition of the knockout game. Yeah, I always through the first Such a funny way to describe it's like it's an art of war He won every time because he hit them very hard in the face right away. Yeah. I once saw a guy like throw a roundhouse kick at him, which reminds me this morning there was a guy doing karate in Stefan's like like courtyard for over an hour.

Yeah. This morning was capoeira, I think. And I couldn't stop watching him. I was like, this guy, look at your still doing karate. Actually, speaking of being in Stefan's building, do you want to talk about that? Ooh, boy. Let me tell you, if you ever come into town and you need somewhere to stay, do not contact my friend Stefan.

So you guys know, Brian and I have never met before. That's true. This is the first time that we've ever met before. And so it was like, it was gonna be this really exciting, nice kind of... Touching. This touching kind of moment. I came over to, I was bringing him a fan

because he needed a fan to sleep in. You can't sleep until someone tells him he's really good. Yeah. That's also true. I really need to be flunked a bit. Ryan, I got a fan for you here, buddy. This is pretty good. But I didn't end up having to give him the fan because, yeah, as we had mentioned

and sort of teased before, there was no sheets or blankets or pillows. Or towels. Yeah. Or towels. This is on the building manager, not me, to be fair. Yeah, I agree. I don't blame Stefan for this.

So Stefan's building that he lives in has these guest suites that you can rent out when you have people visiting. Some people probably have them in their newer apartment building, sometimes have them. So Stefan booked them. And they're cheap too. They're cheaper than like an Airbnb or a hotel. It should be an indication maybe. As I've always said, you buy the most expensive thing, not the cheapest. Yeah, it's very cheap but like, yeah, if you're looking, if you like, need to be able to see stuff

when you're like walking around or whatever, and you, it's not maybe you want a different place that it's nice to. Yeah, I mean, as is Stefan's want, he booked the places and asked just no questions at all. Just had no questions, he just said, I just go on the website and I book and it'll probably be.

It was really easy. Probably be fine. Super easy. Why figure out any of the details about it? Yeah. And so then. I still don't put this on step because it's so. So that's a safe assumption I think.

Out of the realm of. It's a cleaning fee too, right? Yeah. So kind of, you know. It's just out of the realm of possibility that you would walk into a room that doesn't have air conditioner or heat. It just has to be.

You can't let the tenants control their own heat. Yeah, yeah. I have heard that. They'll abuse it. You save them from themselves, honestly. They'll get so hot in there, and they'll be sweating. Yeah, right. Which isn't a big deal.

No kitchen or anything in the place. No fridge. We weren't going to eat in a kitchen anyway. You know, what are you gonna do in a kitchen? You know, we go to a restaurant, we eat that. We go to Fable later, where I hear there's a lot of women. Yeah, if you guys wanna know where we're gonna be at. What are you talking about? I don't know that we're talking about it.

I just heard it. It was a joke. That was a joke? It's a diner. Oh, okay. So anyway, we're not going there, actually. I mean, that's- So anyway, I get there and I'm like,

Stefan, where are the sheets? Wait, you want, what, would you want women? No, Dan does. That was Dan. Yeah, but he was the one, he was joking. He was horny back in the green room before we got on stage. He was kind of rubbing his dick through his pants.

Because I'm wearing his belt right now. Oh, that's the other thing, yeah. Yeah, Brian didn't bring a belt. I didn't bring a belt. Your pants are falling down. He said, Dan, give Brian your belt. Like, he showed up to... Your foot is broken.

Yeah. Well, that's, you know, debatable. He showed up to the venue with no belt, though. Like, he didn't show up to Vancouver with no belt. We were gonna go buy a belt. Yeah. You know, sometimes people are like, I should have a belt. Debatable he showed up to the venue with no belt though like he didn't show up to Vancouver I'm about yeah I should have a belt like yeah, I really should've had a like they're like I need a belt, but they don't really like yeah Yeah, no, I know you were no Brian his hands are falling down fucking hula hoop

Like I lost weight, but it's coming. Hey give it up! Give it up for losing weight! Hey! It's over, buddy. What? It's all coming back now. I can't exercise anymore, and I'm eating really bad. We've, uh, you can do swimming. I'm not gonna swim. I thought your foot was fine.

You can't exercise because of the... I can't run. Because your foot is broken, right? That's true. That's a fair point. You walked five kilometers today. Yeah. How many steps did you get to? 12,000. right? That's true. That's a fair point. You walked five kilometers today. Yeah. How many steps did you get? 12,000.

Yeah, it's pathetic. I'm going to bring out my steps, everyone. This is a section of the show where we can compare our steps for the day. So you guys got yours? Did I go back to today last year? No, no, no, no. I'm not even joking.

I will show you. Today I have 23,862, which is nothing compared to yesterday. Yesterday, 25,000. That's kind of pathetic numbers, but you know, my foot's broken so I can argue. Brian has sent me some of the craziest steps numbers that I've ever seen, like 35, 40,000 in a day.

50. I don't think you've ever seen me. Almost 60 at times. I thought I could get 60. I was gonna get 60 this year, and then I messed up my foot looking at a van. Do you think, I just thought of something. Do you think the 60,000 steps might have something to do with your foot being fucked up?

Yeah, Brian says he stepped in a pothole But also like the three pod cast episodes we did before you broke it you're like that if something's wrong with my foot I don't know what's going on. It's really sore. It's I don't know Yeah, it's fucked up. It's pretty fucked up guys. I can't walk up. Yeah. It's fucked up. It's pretty fucked up guys. It's like really fucked up, but who cares? They're going to do surgery and fix it. Totally. I'm going to be like a bionic man by the end of this.

But yeah, we got here and I was like, are there sheets here, Stefan? Yeah. And he was like, yeah, there should be. We lied to him. Yeah. So we looked in the closet and there were no sheets. Such a bad lie

found out right away No sheets, but there were two pillows. That was nice. They did have pillows. Yeah Yeah, and we bought the pillowcases for those. Yeah, and at Walmart on your broken foot you walked up the down escalator for that's true I did that because I had to Why why did you do that? Because I was headed down the down escalator and Stefan was like, you forgot to get a fan. So I turned around and ran out.

Yeah, he bought a fan at Walmart. Yeah, I needed a fan, too. I'm gonna buy two fans on this trip. So I bought this fan, and now I gotta cross the border to go to Seattle. I'm gonna buy another fan in Seattle. And then just leave them laying. I'm like, I'm with Johnny Fancied.

That's... I leave them all over the fucking place. I mean, I could, I'll take it. Yeah, you can get white noise machines, Brian, right? Like, you know, it doesn't have to be a fan. I need the wind. I need to feel like I'm sleeping in a wind tunnel. Preferably at, at, we figured this out earlier. It's 61 degrees in the United States, but it's like 15.

15 degrees is what he sleeps in. That's how he keeps the room. He sleeps 15 degrees in his room. It's interesting. When you're talking about being on the escalator, I'm stuck on that still. It's like, see how your brain works in that moment. Because you're like in the middle of the escalator.

At three, a quarter of the way down. No, you were further down than that, because it took you a while to get back up. It did feel like I might not make it when I was doing it. But, like, did it, like, did it, because I would say what I would do. What would you do? Jump over the rail and go back up? No, no, no, no. I thought about that,

but I figured they'd get mad if I did that. You're getting there. I would just go take the escalator down and have to take the other one back up. Yeah, because there's one that goes up. I understand. I took it to get up there. But I would have had to go all the way down and back up.

And there was a man trying to chase us out of the store at that time, too. So it's kind of like, oh, well. That is true. The store was closed. Sevin made another error. He looked at the closing time and said it was 11, but it was actually 10.

This one's on Google, I think. I blame Google, too, because there were people coming up so, it was so good. I kind of want to go sit there tonight at like 10.30, because like the Google says 11, the Google. The Google says 11, not a flub. That wasn't a flub. You're not going to get one tonight. Um, I don't...

Now that I said it, yeah. Yeah, we got like, uh... You still got like 20 minutes to flub. That's like we just had Gabe... Wait, we only have 20 minutes left in the show. Oh, you didn't understand what was going on this whole time? We're just talking about nothing? Wait, is there only 20 minutes left?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we got it... Okay, well, we got only 17? We got a... Do you want to do a... Don't we want to do a club tour? Does anybody want to watch a club tour? Is there only 20 minutes left? Yeah. Oh, we got it. Okay, well we got only 17. We got to do, do you want to do it? Don't we want to do a club tour? Does anybody want to watch a club tour? But wait, but wait, you got to play the rest of this audio.

You have to play the rest. Oh, we're gonna do the club tour. There's only a couple of minutes left in the audio and we have to play it through. We just can't stop it. Go ahead and play it. I played cake. Cake, Brian. That was cake.

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Dreamy, creamy, dreamy. So when you were like editing this. And we all know what happened. He got way too horny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you were editing this and you heard that, what was your reaction? I, like, I'll be honest with you, I lost my fucking mind.

Like, I was like, like. You had to know, like, I'll be honest with you, I lost my fucking mind. Like I was like, like- You had to know, like, you were probably assuming there was gonna be a flub at some point, right? So you were- Well you guys, if I tell you something, will you promise not to judge me? When I heard it, I cried. I cried tears of joy. Why would you make a non-professional say, dreamy, creamy, dreamy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was really, it was really hard. Oh, say sialis and viagra. Just say those words together. It's sialis. Sialis. Yeah. Flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop. It's not sialis.

That doesn't count. It's sialis or siali. No, it's not. Oh, it's not. No, it's not. This guy, he should have said both ways. There's a British pronunciation as well. It's actually Viagra or Viagra. I'm sorry, you got uncultured people calling it Cialis.

Oh, okay. It's like aluminium. Wow, this crowd was fucking rabid for you to flub. I didn't realize we were sitting on a volcano when that... They went wild. Especially because there's so little time left. I knew we had to play it because I knew it was there. But we do need to hear him shout out all his boys as well.

Yeah. Frozen custard in Grandview. Custard is the Cadillac of cream. Try some. Try some. Three White Castle jalapeno burgers. I'm reading that. Custard is a Cadillac of cream.

So you're in a White Castle and and then making out some frozen custard? Yeah, that sounds great. That sounds awesome. Certainly a jalapeno burger from White Castle. That would be interesting to try. Yeah, then you could use the custard to cool your mouth. Oh my god! What?

Wow! Cool and the transplant's on. TB 101. Fucking riffing. I was riffing. Right now. That's what. That was as close as it got to this version of me. It's like, yeah, that sounds fucking great.

And then you could use the custard to cool your mouth. I hate that part, John. I didn't like that part, John. That's embarrassing. I think that the crowd loved that part. That was their favorite part all John. I didn't like that part, John. That's embarrassing. I think the crowd loved that part. That was their favorite part all night, I think. Yeah, man. Use the custard to cool your mouth off

of that white castle always known for being very spicy. Were you flirting a little bit with her? Do you feel that? It seemed like it. No. That's what I was getting from her. Yeah. I think I thought she was way cooler than me,

but now that I'm listening to this I'm like, she was, she was. It's probably way cooler than her. I played Girl You Have No Faith in Medicine. What is that? That's a song by The White Stripes. That's not the one you might know. That's interesting, yeah,

because I'm actually a big fucking fan of The White Stripes. I went to their concert, one of my favorite concerts ever, Deer Lake Park, if anyone was there, it was an amazing concert, but, and I've never heard of that song before. Is one of your cool kind of... No, it's elephant. It's just a song on there.

OK, so let's hear it. Can you pull it up? No. No, no, that's against the law. It's an R.I.A.A. thing. Play, finish the tape. Run America, Brian. It's an R.I.A.A. thing.

What is that? People want to see the club tour. Yeah, most definitely. And we're running out of time. Yeah, we got about 15 minutes. Yeah, it's club tour time, everybody. We're going to do we're going to take a look again at a club called EC Oasis out of a was a Lafayette, Louisiana.

It's in Lafayette. Yeah. It's the nastiest place I've ever seen in my entire life. It is shocking. And if you go to the, like, later on, if you're like, I want to learn more about ECOASIS, look it up on Google Maps because it isn't a big pole barn out in Google image of it, it just does not look at all like a sex club. It really is just a big barn on the side of the highway. I mean, most sex clubs don't look like sex clubs from the outside, Chris. They try to hide that. Yeah, that's true. If you have, if it's like two, then you'll just be swarmed

with, yes, geez. Right. I single... I hate single guys. So do we want to pull up the... with SGs. Right. I single. So I hate single guys. So do we do we want to pull up the? Yeah, it's time for Tom and Bunny. First live appearance of my friend Tom.

There they are. Oh, I've never seen that. This is funny. And we want to let you know that Tom's You can fast forward to the commercial. There we are! We didn't feel that we gave the club justice. Right.

Okay, stop it real quick because I want to explain this. This is their second time back at the club. This is their second time back. They did a tour and they said we didn't feel like we gave the club justice. The issue was that they found in their first video they didn't have the air conditioner turned up loud enough. They didn't have the wallpapers.

They didn't get that wallpaper stripped off the side. Oh, you had a wallpaper in the top left. It was falling off. Yeah. They want to make sure they got that in there. We have to be fair. We've mentioned this before that we'll watch, we've watched a club tour of the same clubs that they tour done by other people,

and they have a unique way of making the clubs look really disgusting. Showing them for what they really are, you know? Like they don't understand how to do any of the stuff to hide any of the stuff. Yeah, you gotta watch a real influencer one, because it's like, oh, that actually looks like a place people would go fucking suck at this. When you see this, you're like, it looks like a horror film.

Go ahead, Dan. Is one of the friendliest Southern clubs we've been to. Oh, great group of people. And when we were here last time, it was packed. And from what we're seeing on Facebook today, he keeps saying that in his video for some reason. We're ready to party. We are, so... We're gonna also be back.

Now, it's 2019. Yes. That's a good time. We're gonna oscillate. April 14th is next weekend for the crawfish boil. Can you pause it for a second? 2019 before COVID. Do you guys remember COVID? Sorry, go ahead and play it again.

My birthday. For Bunny's birthday, and we'll be here with the Tom's Trips. Swag will be coming away with a whole bunch of stuff, including free trips and stuff like that to Heatonville Resort. So you definitely want to be out here for that. So remember 2019. The private members only club font? That's like the laser tag font. Yeah, so with that said, when you come in the door, this club looks very nondescript. That's like the laser tag font Big laser tag Brian and I have covered a few albums of the pod cast that also utilize that

Because it's disgusting look right so when you come in the door you gotta move forward dance Move us forward so we get in the nasty club They just won't show oh okay yeah because oh that's the locker pause it for a second so we can fucking take these lockers in please those are some nice lockers that's probably the nicest locker well I don't know you got him on you got him on he's got pineapple underwear these guys got upside down pineapple underwear he's wearing right now. I like that they have the Christmas decorations.

I like it when it's the time of year where there's like decorations up because you can tell that they're trying to have a good time. Yeah, it's kind of cool to think of them just like engaging. You know, they're doing just this disgusting you know, disgusting stuff to each other, but they got a little Santa hat on. I like the part of the ceiling where the ceiling just kind of stops. Yeah, well that's also good too.

That's a big thing about sex clubs that we've learned, is if you're not sure if you're in a sex club, you just look up the walls, and if they go all the way up to the ceiling, you're not. Because I don't know why, It's like the design of them. They're just big empty areas and they put up these like false walls almost. They look like sets from a movie. It's like laser tag. It's almost exactly the same as laser tag.

There are some important differences though. It was taken instantly. And from what we see on Facebook, this place can be packed. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

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What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Definitely, definitely, definitely. They open at 8 o'clock. Be here early. Yes. Unless you're a single guy. You can use your bottle in hand. Yes, it is a BYOB club. And we're going to talk about that in a second. Oh, how does that work?

BYOB. How does BYOB work? Bring your own bunny. Oh, look at this. Oh. A step and repeat? Right. I kind of picked it up earlier.

It's actually a blow up unicorn. I thought it was Thank you Tom So some clubs this design here looks like that. Remember that Willy Wonka Like the Willy Wonka What's the memories guys? Nice shower curtain on the wall here something different. Okay, then you want to get you want to get them get us into the playrooms See fucking you know what Dan just asked me he said is that a playroom? Yeah, the playrooms were so big. There's no privacy at all.

And you would love the swingers club, but it's unfortunate. You can't go in. So what they did was they painted pineapples all over the entire floor. So wherever there's pineapple, that's your walkway. Is that like just in case you don't know you're in a swingers club? Because I want to point out that's the sex couches that Area right there They'll talk about it later on if we get to it that table in the middle is an orgy table and people just sit on

Those couches around and maybe watch but probably jerk it right I am so yeah I have a question Brian that's a nice TV too by the way It's unrelated to the content of the video, but it is related to the video. Did you consider getting the timestamps before? No, I didn't even think about it. You like that TV, though? Yeah, OK.

I was planning the show on the drive over, so. Hey, come on. I wasn't doing it. I was. Go ahead, Dan. This is an example pineapple. You can buy your very own pineapple here and they'll give you the paints. You can paint it however you want. You can autograph it that it's your pineapple. I'll tell you something. I'll tell you. Let me pause it for a second. I am not I'm not bending down on the ground. I was going to say I'm painting a

pineapple at the sex club. Imagine how much of a fucking loser you are. All these people are fucking around you and you're like, I'm gonna paint this pineapple actually. I got a really good idea for some cool colors for this. That one, and it looked good. It was, whoever did it. You did a good job. I'm giving that.

That's probably Tommy Bunnies, right? They're the only celebrity couple in the lifestyle. That's not true. We watched an award show and there are a few celebrities that are... There is the award show. Go ahead, Dan. They'll clear code it.

Right. So it will be forever part of ECLASIS. So for $5. And that money will be donated. Or more. If you want to donate more. Or more. Hey!

More, more. It will be going into still more innovations in the club. Yes. It goes back. Oh, I thought she was gonna say that money will go to charity. More That's kind of a cool way to leave a part of yourself there at the club Can we fast forward to we gotta see playroom I don't think there's playrooms at this one Chris but. What? Oh wait wait nevermind. I think I saw one. We're here.

We're in. That's a playroom. That's a playroom. And again we got pineapples on the wall. And I'll eat like a steel. Look at the cabling back there behind him. Jesus. Okay so that, pause pause.

This is like corrugated metal? It certainly is, yes. That was thing. Maybe use some of the paint that you're using for the pineapples to touch up some of the trim perhaps. The trim. Yeah, we did once see a playroom where there was a VIP area, and what made it a VIP area is that the walls weren't dirty. I cost extra. Go ahead, Dad, that swing is... No, not in the house.

Oh, they want to shoot... Oh, here goes Tom. When you're done playing, no matter if it's in the... Can you go back? That's the good audio. That's how you get Tom on the money audio. Can you go back? Look, that's a good audio. That's like Tom. My audio. Can you go back?

Look how dirty the shallow door was. No. Watch this. Look at, wait till he walks by. So, oh, no. I love the wire running up around the extension cords. You really care about wire management. Yeah, loose wiring.

Hey, no matter if it's in the room or in the other room, they do have a shower right inside here. And this was a video they made to make up for the one that they fucked up. Hahaha. Towels and everything, so. Especially if you're going to play again. Especially if you're going to play again. Take a fucking shower, single guys. Just clean up again.

I mean, it's... You shouldn't have to say it. No. They have the same answers across. That chemistry. I love that Tom and Buddy chemistry. And the love spang of their strengths is already on here. Right?

So guess where you're going to be tonight. Oh, you need birthday spanks. We need birthday spanks? Yeah. Okay, get on this side of you. We need birthday spanks. Okay. Now, if anybody does...

I think I'm going to pause. I'm going to pause. I'm going to pause. I'm going to this side of you. We're birthday Spanx. OK. Now, if anybody does, let me pause this. Anybody who's never seen Tom and Bunny? Who here, this is interesting. Who here has no idea who these two people are? So let me explain something. I'm teaching a lot of people.

Let me explain something to you. They're friends of ours. They're friends of ours. Yeah, we know them. They're great. We know everything about them. To be clear, we love Bunny, and Bunny's never done anything wrong, and we love her to death. And Tom, Tom is a little bit of a different story. Yeah, he's broken his penis.

We feel like he's going against God in many ways. He, he, he, for the people, real quick, I know it's a few of you, but he broke... No, no, no, people, people love when you or I bring up things, stuff that we used to talk about. He broke his penis. Well, first he was like, I'm gonna take some Viagra and Cialis every morning and every afternoon. Oh, somebody learned to pronunciate.

Thank you. And that stopped working. So he's like, oh, I heard this guy rams needles into his penis, and it gets him hard. So I think like, oh, I heard this guy rams needles into his penis and it gets him hard. So I think that's where most of us are out, right? I think that's where most of us are just like, I'm gonna get the tongue game going.

Yeah, Tom's like, I'm gonna go see if I can get this for myself. He went to the doctor, he got it, and that stopped working, so he had to get an implant. And then that stopped working because he used it too much. And he got a second implant. Yeah, an implant that he has to get an implant, and then that stopped working because he used it too much, and he got a second implant. Yeah. An implant that he has to pump up every time that he wants it.

He just has to pump it up. He has a little pump in his balls. Physically, he has to pump it up. It's the AMS 700, if anybody here is looking for it. It's very expensive, but it's a good product. You will lose some inches during the process, but you'll be... But Tom isn't worried. He's kind of thawing. He's got inches to spare.

He's doing okay. But anyway, the thing where she said he'll get spankings on this crucifix, right? Oh! All right. It is a great pause. He gets so mad if she insinuates that either, one, he might be a little gay,

or that he does any BDSM at all. He's like, tell him I don't do that. You can tell they'll cut and then she'll come back. Tom doesn't really get into that kind of thing. That's so funny to be like, oh no they're gonna think I'm weird. Yeah and like I don't know if this is right or wrong, but I just assume everybody in the lifestyle has done gay stuff. Like, I just assume that they like... I do.

I really do. I just think that like they're in crazy sex parties and they're just hanging out, having fun and it's just things are just happening, you know? So I would imagine Tom... I mean, listen, I've pictured Tom in gay sexual situations a number of times. And I, yeah, to me, it seems like he's, he's at least gotten sucked. Yeah. You don't think he's tooted on a pee-pee, do you?

Tootly-doot. Here I am, play. Keep that one. Oh's up? Oh? You just realize there's a naked lady behind them We know of a club that they didn't have bathrooms for a while. Oh No, I've never heard that I don't remember that Did you stop this that did he just said we went to a club that didn't have bathrooms for a while? Yeah What did they do in there?

Where did they put the pee in the poop? And even the cum, really. I mean, that's got to go somewhere, too. Speaking of that, how's the... What's the toilet like in your room? There is... Oh, the lights don't work in there. But, like, is it able to handle your load?

I think it does. I did want to tell you, Stefan, that's got a powerful flush. Now, I haven't been able to crap yet because I just, it's travel belly, you know? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're going to the convention center sometime this week. You're going to save it for that.

I thought I'd save it for that. Yeah, we're going to the convention center to the card show. Card show, to the card show. I'm going for the bathrooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got card show I'm going for the bathrooms. Yeah I'm not even joking I got I got his press pass I'm gonna do some fucking reporting. Yeah

There's a good chance you find another thing to like get addicted to buy Yeah, I know and that's gonna happen We all know that I'm gonna buy cards tomorrow and I not that I'm going John almost got me with the NBA thing the It was the cards for online. Oh, yeah, you were like telling me one night before we did the pod cause I thought these fucking cards and they're worth like fifteen thousand dollars I was like I gotta get myself some of these fucking cards. So I went started looking into it I didn't do it thankfully cuz I would have done it and sold it too early. You know, like, ah, I'll sell it now

because I need the money and then make zero fucking dollars. Or take a break, take, you know. Just don't mind me. I'm just over here sort of silently thinking about having to make a mortgage payment and calling Brian and finding out that he's, you know, found a very rare Lego set. I do that.

Yeah, I have a few retired sets that you we all know that. Yeah, he showed me the five hundred dollar Lord of the Rings. OK, don't say the price when you say it. Like, it's not. Show me the Lord of the Rings Lego set you're working on. And you made a point to say, I don't even like Lord of the Rings. That's true. But it looks neat. He's a collector. It looks cool.

I don't care what the things are. I just want to build them, you know? And then fucking put them under a table in my office. You also said some of them you don't like buildings. I know, I hate that Titanic you hated building. I hate that Titanic, that's fucking- But I mean, the truth of it is, is like, I'm of course, I'm in the AFOL community, and in the AFOL community,

you're not considered a LEGO master or anybody who, you know, unless you're doing mocks, you're doing MOCs. And you're not doing mocks, and we would love, you know, tonight, we'd love Brian to commit to his first ever mock for us. Yep. Just one. Just one single mock. I can't do that. Hey, we're done tonight, guys.

Thanks so much. Have a good night. Thank you, guys. We'll see you tomorrow.