Hamish & Andy - 2025 Ep 296 - Another Jumper Taken Hostage!

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans on something nerve-wracking he did in the car — and no, it definitely wasn’t a car poo! It also seems like it’s getting harder for you to stump us with a “Tell Us Someone” we haven’t thought of in ages, and there’s a “Song Sleuth” showdown featuring Katy Perry and another mega artist. Oh, and of course, the Weasel’s back at it — with another jumper taken hostage!  1. Wiggle out request 2. Tooting the police 3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 4. Jack ‘borrows’ another jumper 5. Song sleuth - Katy Perry vs. Drake 

A listener production. Activate your Internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three. Two. Sorry, still buffering. Ahoy to me band, Hamish. Ooh, hello, and I hope Jack's a jig. And a U, a two-handed saw. Yeah, no, not saws.

Okay, okay. Ahoy to my crown, Jack. A crown and a band. I don't know, I think I will give it away. I'm the brim. Oh, we're part of the... Ha ha, famous parts of hats. I'm sure there's others, but they're the three most famous.

The three main parts of a hat. Main parts, yes. Yes, obviously the band is the strip of material that goes around the base of the crown, which is, Jack, the vertical part of the hat that covers the head, and I am the brim that makes it. Well, I suppose you can have a hat without a brim. But I think that's a beanie.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. And you can have you can have a hat without a crown, you have a visor. But traditional hats, traditional hats. That's just people that have taken the hat game to a whole new level and they're just mucking around pushing the limits. Deleting aspects, adding aspects, but traditional hats, yeah. They've got the big three.

With the Pope's hat, which is really tall. Ridiculous. He'd have to do neck strength exercises similar to the way we will have to do, depending on who is the one that is going to have the tallest hat on their head. I think that's one of the considerations. You know how they're talking about bringing in an age limit. They're like, we don't want a super old Pope, just for the osteoarthritis reasons. Just to not snap a neck of an old man.

Is that always been the same hat? You know how like BMW will change the grill and bring out different models and change the lights and stuff like that? But do you think it's the same hat for 2,000 years? Is it the same size hat? I don't think it's the same hat. No, it's it the same size? No, I think it's the same hat. No, it's not the same hat.

I think there would be someone that is famously the hat maker to the Pope. Yeah, but is it the same specs? Or as a new Pope, can you come in and go, I'll have a tour? It doesn't look modern, does it? It doesn't look modern. Can you shorten it?

I'm a stumpy one. There'll be a Pope that wears like, you know, a cap maybe, maybe we see, like a 59 inch come in or whatever. We see a cool hat come in, but I think they go to traditional specs. I reckon the reason it's probably got taller over time is each Pope's gone, just make it a little bigger than the last one

and it's got out of hand to the point that it's at now. Ahoy also to Lockie Jones, who went to HamishandAndy.com to upload what he's been up to and let us know about it. Ahoy Hamish and Andy, it's Lockie here. My wife is currently going into labour and planning on listening to some built up Hamish and Andy podcasts to try and relax a little bit. So I just wanted to give a special birthday shout out as well, not to Andy the birthday pig, but to my soon to be born daughter, Camellia. Also question, are we counting birthdays wrong? Today, in my opinion, will be Camellia's first birthday, but in the year's time, everyone is going to say happy first birthday again. Do we need to revise how we count birthdays?

Thanks a lot boys and also happy 18th birthday Camilo for winning this voice memo. Uploads to the platform. Thanks boys. Smart dad putting in the hours early many decades ago to make sure it's uploaded by now. Yeah. Locky posed some amazing questions. It is a good point. I mean, first off, busier your Lock? Sounds like it's, sounds like not, contraction's not too

close together at this stage. Lock's got all night ahead of him. Um, I would go, I mean, you get, you get a dress rehearsal, don't you? You get, you get to practice your actual birthday and then from then on you have birthdays. I agree. You do have one more birthday than the amount of years old you are. And I think we keep that as the way. I mean, it's gonna be very difficult to get enough grounds for it to change it.

Yeah, and it hard sells to everyone to just add a year on, especially as you get older. But you're not adding a year, that's the tricky thing. Yeah, but just to like say- It's how old you are to be like, well, do you mean how many birthdays have I had or how old am I? And you're like, all right, world, just calm down.

We must move on, because we've got a, you can always reach out, haimestandy.com, as Lockie did, obviously upload what you've been up to, but also any question you might have about anything, is there anything we can help with, we always will try. And Haim, one fell on your side of the fence. Matt contacted us with one very, very specific request that something this show has done from time to time.

It's something we pride ourselves on doing. If you have over committed to something, if you have said yes to something, cause it sounded great at the time, and then later on you've lived to regret it. Come and talk to the experts, come and talk to your friends, Haim, and Shanandi, and we'll help you wriggle out of that commitment. We've got a wriggle out request from Matt. Ahoy to you, Matt.

How are you going, boys? Yeah, really good. Give us this situation. This is to do with your friend, Tom. Tom had a wonderful moment, didn't he, in his life? Yeah, he bought a house, needs to move house, and I don't want to help. But I secretly said that I would. Yeah, he did. And I don't want to help. But I secretly said that I would. Yeah, you did. And I don't want to.

Yeah. And so am I right in saying they're looking to move next month? And did you- Yeah, a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks time, right. So you've said like blanket, I'm there, my friend. I'll do the move. I just had this stupid thing where I didn't have a filter.

And I said, yeah, I'll help. Right. I got you back here, Matt. We're going to call Tom. You don't have to do anything else said yeah I'll help. Right I got you back here Matt. We're gonna call Tom you don't have to do anything else or take it from here you've done the right thing you've done the responsible thing. Do you need any background on Tom Ham like what do you? No I'm just gonna ring up and say I'm Matt's boss and do you need to know where Matt works? No Matt are you currently employed? Yeah I run my own company. So, yeah. You had a bit of background. Do you think a bit of background would help?

All right. What company do you run Matt? It's called incredible. We make software, make apps and AI software. Yeah. Great. Okay. That's awesome. So I'll just say, And do you have a co-owner at all, Matt? Yeah, I do. Steven. And he knows. He knows Steven. I'll just say, look, I'm in, I'm in business with Matt, which assigned a big deal and we need him for the whole month.

Would that make sense? No, he's never had Steven's voice. Oh, do you want to be Steven? He's never had Steven's. Oh, do you want me to be Steven? Yeah, sure. Does he, does he think, does he, could he conceivably think Stephen's from Australia instead of New Zealand? He did, all he knows is he's based in Dunedin in the South Island.

Great. Oh great, Stephen here from Dunedin. Yep. They don't get him. I'm already method. Yeah. Yeah. And so you've got a big, what have you got to have, a big deal and you need him for the

whole month. Big contracts come true. Yep. Okay, Matt, you, we'll put you, you'll be able to hear, but we'll drop you down for volume. And then Hamish, you ring Tom as Stephen and good luck clearing out the next one. Yeah, no wires. You got everything you need? Yeah, sure.

See you from Dan and Stephen. Short on info. Okay, good luck. Tom speaking. Is that Tom? Sure is. G'day, Tom. Tom Stiggen. Is that Tom?

Sure is. G'day Tom, it's Stephen here. I work with your mate Matt. Oh yes? Yep. I mean, I'm in Dunedin. He's obviously not, but we're co-workers. Right.

Okay. Now, mate, I understand you've had a bit of good news in your life recently. But but we're we're coworkers. Right. OK. Now, I understand you've had a bit of good news in your life recently. You purchased a house. I did, actually. Yes. My wife and I. Oh, congratulations. Great. Thank you very much. Moment. Just I just want to wonder if you can help me out with a bit of a bit of a tricky one.

We've got we've had a big contract land at our work, like a big deal with the US and it's going to take up all of next month and we're flat out. Now, I've obviously been saying to Matt, we need all hands on deck and he's been saying he's got to help you move house so he can't commit to the full month. And there's a bit of push pull going on and you know, we're a pretty small company and this is a big deal for us. It's sort of make or break. And I'm at the point where I'm saying, mate, you've got to commit to the whole month. He's going, I simply can't. And he's now threatening to quit cause he's going to help me move.

Well, unfortunately for me, I'm going to need him to commit. So I'd rather he actually quit his job and didn't land the contract and actually helped me move. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the tricky part because I would not like that. And unfortunately for Matt, he put me onto the Hey Mission Handy podcast several years ago and I do keep up to date week to week.

So I'll accept this weasel out to this one time. Well, I don't know much about that, but what I do know is we've got a huge contract coming up and like I said, were I not in Dunedin, I'd drive to wherever you are. And we could discuss this face to face. So let me just, I think obviously, Tom, you were very much onto us, but am I hearing the outcome has successfully you're allowing Matt to wriggle out? Well, the move dates are flexible. So whatever works for him.

No, nothing works for him. I works for him. Nothing works for him. Sorry, just to bring you up to speed here, Tom, we don't have a big contract with America. He just doesn't want to do it. He'd like to never do it. I'll accept this wriggle out. Great. I don't know how it works if you don't accept it. Just from our perspective, Tom, how much gusto was there in Matt's initial offer? Um, I think he reneged on it almost immediately.

Right. He said he would help and then he said, Ooh, I have just submitted a regular audit to you guys and he said he was going to submit another one. Okay. Okay. So yeah, that might have tended to to submit another one. Okay. That might have been today, which is chances of that. All right. Well, that made it a little bit of an unwinnable situation.

Matt, are you happy with the outcome? Matt's here, by the way, Tom. Yeah, Matt. Are you happy with the outcome? I got a verbal wriggle-out confirmation. Yeah, that's what you need, by the way. Oh, man, absolutely. I asked for a wriggle-out years ago, Tom.

Not recently. He asked me to build Mate, I asked for a Wriggleout years ago, Tom, not recently. He asked me to build a coming out of his kit. No way! Well, I suspect this isn't the last you'll hear from me, Tom. It sounds like Matt has been sending lots of Wriggleout emails. Yeah, might send me the next time. Patrick from Cross Church might be giving you a call soon. Yeah, keep the line open for further work fellas. On you Legends, thank you so much.

Thanks guys. Bye bye. Guys, I did something this morning that I never thought I'd do. And I've only had the opportunity to do it once before. Fun game. Okay. But I didn't have the guts then. And I think you two may have had the opportunity to do it and I don't think you would have

had the guts. Okay. No. It's on the roads to do it driving? I mean, I don't know what it's put into my head, but I don't think it's this, but... Car poo? Car poo? People have done, like, you know, people have weed in a Gatorade bottle, but...

Did you do a Gatorade bottle? I would say more dangerous than that. Wow. Let, let, let... That doesn't exist. Less relieving, more nerve wracking. Then who in a Gatorade bottle, I was making it up. I just picked a bottle that seemed to have a wide enough mouth. I tutored a police car.

Oh. In an aggressive manner. They were doing the wrong. I think like, lights have wrong. Lights have gone green. So yeah, here's the situation. Tea intersection. Hey, you know how teas work? Like a t-shirt.

Yeah, that's why it's called a tea intersection. Not everyone knows that. I'm driving along the top of the tea. There's a right-hand turn that would take you down the stem of the tea. The lights go. I'm behind the police car. Two cars take off and they go through the green light and they take off. Green arrow? Green arrow.

Green arrow or just green light? Green light. Because we're going straight along the stem, sorry, along the top of the tea and there's a right hand turn. They go off in a normal manner. They would have been absolutely pooping themselves. They've got the cops behind them, they wouldn't have tried to... Not in a Gatorade bottle, that's not a thing. So they have gone, everyone's very orderly. When there's a cop car around, you drive just

in a different kind of way. Mate, all the time. Sorry to jump in here for a second, but do you do this when cop cars are around? Driving next to a cop car, I'll act very cool. They look over at me, they look back, and then either I, you know, drive away or they drive away. And I go, they didn't suspect a thing. And then I go, but I'm not doing anything. I'm like, yeah, but if I was, I would have got away with that so easy. They didn't give me a second look. I do, when I say cop car, I do a tiny, tiny little bit of speeding to make it seem realist,

like that's my realistic driving. Because I feel like going under the speed limit is too obvious and too suspicious. Pull over and get out and get on my knees with my hands laced behind my head. I tend to stay very still. Like it's a Tyrannosaurus Rex there. You can't look in their eyes. Yeah, like, but inside the car, not the car, the car has to keep going. That's why I look at them because I go guilty people don't look at them. That's true. I look and they, you know, they're always looking around, they look away.

And that's when I just go, God, if I had like a boot full of contraband here, they wouldn't have suspected it. You wouldn't have the guts to look at them. Yeah, you wouldn't look if you knew you were carrying. I'm always practising. So we're heading across the top of the T, there's a right hand turn. They get to the middle of the intersection and there's no cars coming out of the way and they just pause and I think they were

contemplating whether to go right or not. And I'm behind them and then the lights go orange and I'm gonna be trapped inside the intersection on a red light. Committing a crime in front of police officers. Well behind them them, but yes. And so I, I had to toot them. Now the type of toot, there was, there was so much pressure on the toot. Yeah. And so there's so many times as well. I know exactly the toot you would have done. Well, do you? Because I've got five toots ready for you guys to listen to.

I'm saying upfront, it was did it. There's no way you would have gone eeeeek. Well, I'm going to present you five toots. No way. See if you guys can pick which one I did. This is the first one. No. No way.

You wish. No way. You wish. No, it wasn't. It wasn't that one. Number two. Still too aggressive. Still too aggressive.

You're right. There's no way you go back for a third dip. I didn't. You might as well have been doing a car poo while doing it. No, it wasn't that one. Number three. Always a chance. Don't have that installed in this particular car.

This is number, I think it's out of four and five. Tell me what you think. That's very strong. Let me hear five. That's probably a fraction too long on the two. This is five. That's the amount of beep I think he would have done, but I think that would have been closer together. No, it wasn't. No, I reckon it's that because it's nervous.

Listen to that again. It's very nervous. Yeah, he's done two, you're right. The first one could be construed as a slip. Yes, it's so quick. So you do have to go again. You're in my mind. I'll see you then. The first one comes in. Jack, play it again. So unconfident. I'm like, I know. So I was like, oh, they might not have even heard that. I have to go again.

Now it's too big a distance between the first one and the second one. But yeah, anyway. Like texting someone back an hour later. So at that point I'm sitting there going, okay, what's going to happen? Are they immediately lights on? Pull me over? Check for contraband? But you'd be pleased to know it was just a hand up. They gave you a backwards wave. That's huge.

They obviously didn't realise it was behind. Backwards wave. And my day continued. And you're allowed to come here as a free man. Give it to us one more time, Jacko. Imagine they just lit up the sirens. I beg your pardon mate, I beg your pardon we're untunable. Haim, as we drift into the year, this game becomes harder, but people still hit us up at haimishanding.com desperate to play. It could be, this could be the last time we could play it.

You know, with everyone having, I'd say you've got a 50-50 chance now. It is of course, tell us something we haven't thought of in a while. The rules are we can't have thought of them this year. So the deeper we go, the more we are thinking. You've got a chance to win hats that have been sent in. Don't know how that actually happened, but it's become a tradition that businesses will send in their hats.

That's been going for 10 years. Yeah, and I don't know where it all started. Round about the dawn of hats. Let's jump into it. It's been a while since I've thought About the actor Ed Harris. Ooh, yeah. It's been a while since I've seen them to Ed Harris. Absolutely haven't got him this year, Ed Harris.

When they had him this year. Truman Show, he's sort of the, people might know him as the, you know, the guy running the Truman Show in that movie or in, if you've watched Westworld, the man in the black hat. I mean, he's in a lot of stuff. He's just one of those actors where you're like, oh, that that guy he's great. Yep. Yep. That would be a good one. Haim quickly. Jack you were making some noises like you might have thought of Ed Harris this year. I watched a movie called A History of Violence earlier this year and I believe Ed Harris is in that. He's in it. I think so. Viggo Mortensen. He's the star Viggo but I think Ed Harris or someone who looks a hell of a lot like him

is in History of Violence. I think my dad reckoned he thought he looked like Ed Harris. My dad looks a bit like Ed Harris. Okay, maybe just because there's not that many bald guys, silver bald guys that are Hollywood stars. Send us both a photo, send me both a photo of your dad. Oh, not current day, but I think Hay Day Noll was close to Ed Harris. Hamish and I, like the reason why I wanted Viggo Mortensen and then looked at me like

our amazing fifth. Were you impressed by that Jack? I was actually. I immediately knew that Viggo Mortensen was the star of the history of violin. It was a Slumdog Millionaire moment because Hame and I, in our first ever interviews, we got flown to Cannes in 21 maybe? Wow. 22?

For that movie. For a few movies, yeah. And we interviewed Viggo Mortensen and had to go to the premiere in Cannes in France. And he is now, I understand this now that I'm about twice the age I was in Khan, and I know a bit more about Viggo Mortensen's body of work. The most like, actor-y, actor, deep in the process. I'm a huge fan, I think he's amazing, but he doesn't care for the frivolousness of Hollywood whatsoever.

Interviewing him either. And we had no idea what he was. He was a bit of a cold fish, was he? Well, no, no, but he was probably, if I had to describe it, he was probably erred on way too nice to us, way too polite to us because we were going in hot with FM radio games for like seven minutes and he's like, yeah, I'm doing actually a very serious film. I'm at the Cannes Film Festival and I've been in this industry for 50 years. And sorry, what are you guys doing here?

Exactly. Ed Harris is in that film, Jack. So well done. Well done, Jack. You had a thought of him. Let's quickly go through the hats. Drink Perry is the hat. I think it's like a drink that you have before having alcohol, one of those kind of anti hangover solutions. Tell you what though, I hope they've put all their technology into the drink and the vitamins because their hat is substandard. It's black, it's shallow. They've gone for embroidery, but they've made it way too small.

It's like as if they've gone for the cheapest possible size. It's like, my tattoos are so small they bleed into each other. Yeah, that's what's happening with this hat and it's got a buckle at the back, not our preferred. Second hat, it's a great tracker. I could see you in this one, Hame. Yeah, solid. That's happening with this hat. And it's got a buckle at the back, not our preferred. Second hat, it's a great tracker. I could see you in this one, Hame. Yeah, solid, that's a good hat. The Newport Hotel, it's got a double snap on the snap back.

It's got two rows of snaps. You know, the two rows of snap bags. I don't hate it. I don't like it. I don't hate it, I've never needed it. I've never blown out with one and gone, I wish I had twice the fastening power. But it's fine.

And then a controversial hat. We've got a pink cowboy hat from the Peacemaker Saloon. Certainly not an everyday hat. He got told that... Slumdog again. Slumdog got told by Jack that it is a part for a more of a, I remember more of a barbecue joint. More of a barbecue, yeah.

In Canberra, certainly not an everyday hat. No, it's a Hens Night hat for sure. And it does have a drawstring around, so it probably could go on a roller coaster. Martin, kick us off. Tell us something we haven't thought of for a while. I was just going to go with Zach Galli-Sinakis. Oh, mate.

I mean, he hasn't gone anywhere. Zach's huge. And the hangover was on the telly the other day when we were doing our meeting. It was quite distracting. I mean, I suppose, yeah, no, I mean, I'd have to say I've thought of Zach this year being a comedy icon. He's not far from the rotations in stuff you enjoy, but good, I mean a good attempt. I thought he was out.

I didn't think he was doing anything. No, he's amazing. He's in Lilo and Stitch. The new like live action one. Right. Right on. Yup. Okay. Yep. So you don't have to worry about his employment.

Zach's doing good and we hope you are too, Martin. A good attempt. No choice I've had, Martin. El ahoy to you. Ahoy. Hi. Gusto to you. Good luck. Benita, the OG Play School host.

Benita. Well done. I needed the context. Benita? Benita, yeah. She was like the most famous of the... Yeah, she's an icon. Yeah. For anyone born, like sort of around where we were, 1981-ish, she's sort of Australia's mum. Like she was just the most famous of the. Yeah, she's an icon. Yeah. For anyone born like sort of around where we were, 1981 ish, she's sort of Australia's mum, like she was just the best. Right.

She would have done 40 years of. Oh, yes. Yeah. Well, yeah, well done. I mean. I mean, she knew Big Ted when he was little, Ted. She's known Big Ted for a long time. Elle, absolutely no qualms for me.

Well done. Well done. What a wild array to go from Zach Galifianakis to Benita from Play School. What do you love about this game? What would you like? Drink Perry, like we said, we didn't give that such a great wrap, that hat.

You got a trucker hat or the pink cowboy hat. I mean, it's gotta be the pink cowboy. Well done. Did not think that was gonna get taken first, but you've got it. And as Ando said, enjoy your roller coaster if you choose to go on one. Thank you. Seb. Ahoy to you.

Ahoy and the weasel there. Mm-hmm. A nod to the weasel. See, he strikes his whiskers. Tell someone we haven't thought of for a while. I reckon you haven't thought of Macy Gray in a while. Sorry, mate. Oh, that's so unlucky.

Because I heard a funny story about Macy Gray. Really? The other day. Did she ever come out, was she ever a judge for a season or a guest judge on like X Factor or Australian Idol? She might have had the voice. Right. So someone that I'm mates with was working in TV and they had to look after her in her green room and they ordered her a big sushi platter. And they were like, you know, this is the best sushi place in Sydney.

You'll love this. But this person had just been working all day and they were very, very hungry. And they could, often in the green room, you have like a little monitor. You can see what's happening on the show. They were doing a sound check for Macy Gray. And so he thought, oh great, they're on, they're on set. I'll just eat this sushi. And was woofing into the sushi in her green room and she came in and caught him. And I mean, it's a B plus story. It's an interesting anecdote, but it certainly happened. It certainly happened. And you've thought about it.

And I've thought about it. And she was on the Masked Singer Australia. She was on Masked Singer. That's what it was. But was she singing on the Masked Singer? She would have done like, guesty. She would have been one of the ones. No, she wasn't on the panel.

She removed her hat. She was masked. She was one of the singers. Yeah. Korea's taking a turn then? I was going to say, she was huge. Sam. And she got one of the most iconic raspy voices of all time.

And that song is iconic as well. Yeah. That's so sad to see it behind the mask. Being on the mask thing, I was like, Billboard Centrelink. Sam, bad luck. Mitchell, last one for the day. Tell us someone we haven't thought of for a while, Mitch. Ahoy, boys. Gusto to you.

Gusto to you. Great Gusto. I'm thinking David Caruso from CSI Miami. All clear here. No. Andy. I'm in dangerous waters to wade into crime procedurals. We know Andy and Beck. Mitchell? Mitchell? We've Andy and Bec. Mitchell?

Mitchell? We've finished Law and Order. Oh, congratulations. We have finished it. Started in COVID. We went through the 26 seasons and- And who won? Law or Order?

And the final score was Law, 516, Order, 614. No, it remains a struggle, 516, order 614. No, it remains a struggle, I think, in New York City. But as we finished it, Mitchell, they said, what did you think of this series? Double thumbs up, you know, thumbs up or thumbs down. And then could we recommend CSI? And then that was where David,

the redheaded guy that runs that CSI, he was sitting there looking at us going, will you, will you dare start? The cruelest of skin types to send to the harsh climate of Miami. And I said, no, we've had our time and we've gone on to things that we should watch, proper things. Sorry, sorry about that. I mean, that does check out Mitch. Are you a fan of CSI Miami Mitch?

Nah, not really. How did he come to you? I'm always interested to see how people get him. He just popped into my head because I was thinking of like the, the main sort of where he takes his sunglasses off and cracks like a joke. Yeah. Yeah. And you went, gotcha.

I don't, I reckon I'm, I don't reckon anyone's else thinking this today. It was a good try. It was a great try Mitch. And on any other day in any other year, you might've got it. Cheers, bud. And of course, I mean, if you want to risk it for the end of the year, send them in. Tell someone you haven't thought about it for a while, but I don't like your chance. It's getting harder.

You just heard about it. I mean, Andy's across it. And oh, last weekend, some of Australia's sporting elite were gathered on the Gold Coast as part of the Mick Fanning charity golf day. You were sadly, you were sadly missed. The organization couldn't quite meet your appearance fee, which I thought was fair. I thought it was a fair fee, Ando. And I congratulate you. As you said, I'm not backing down. Yep. Because then as soon as people get a sniff of that, everyone wants a discount.

If you don't know this, Mick Fanning puts on a charity golf day, and on the Gold Coast, to raise funds for the flight affected areas up there. And people really have a go, don't they? It's such a fun day. It's a great day. He's done such an amazing job. Yeah. And you were filming 100, and I know for a fact how hard you tried to move.

What is Immovable, which is a television show just to come to the golf game. And that is a testament to what Mick and the team have done. They really have. It's the greatest day. It's the greatest day. People have a ball, the companies get behind it, just go absolutely nuts. And they rose over a million bucks a year to, as you said, to help fight affected areas. And that's the spirit of the day, isn't it, Jack? You and I were cart mates this year. Yes.

I was even more jealous when I saw you guys just floating around in a golf cart together. You know, I know we pledged, we obviously all have grown fond of this game of golf, but not, it's not everyone's cup of tea. And so we are trying to keep golf shots for a minute, but people would remember, um, obviously last year, there was the saga of the one quarter zip up jacket that you took from Magic Mike didn't take. The great news is Magic Mike. I feel like we've had this argument a hundred times. I got him an equivalent jumper that he lent me

so I didn't feel like I had to give him the original one back. I don't see a problem. He got it. He organized it. So you ended up with two jumpers. All I'm saying is you knew Mike was going to be at the golf day. He was there. Did you take that opportunity? He died. I didn't. I don't know. I didn't have eyes on you all day. day. He was there. Did you take that opportunity? You know, I didn't. I don't know. I didn't have eyes on you all day. I know Mike was there. There's lots of things. Did you take the opportunity? I didn't even think of it when I was packing to go there.

And even if I had off, I wouldn't have done it. Now I understand that because it was the Gold Coast and the Gold Coast is a very warm place. Yes. I didn't pack any jumpers actually. Right. So did you find that there was a need for a jumper at the time up there? There was a beautiful day on the course. Oh, but yeah, by the end of the day, because afterwards everyone sticks around and they do like a whole lot of raffle ticket prizes and that sort of thing. And by the time it gets dark, the temperature does drop and I was cold and now I know where this is going.

does drop and I was called and now I know where this is going. Please tell the court what happened next. Yeah. I, um, I borrowed somebody's jumper and I've not yet given it back. Well, that was my next question. You then went around asking for a jumper. This man that didn't Jack take a jumper when he stayed at your house, and oh I just I didn't take it. I just wore when I was out I was doing him a favor and I wore one of my job the engine on the front car just to keep it taking over

Okay, so my question to you is what is this world you're living in where you think the world owes you jumpers? This was this was me asking for a favor. Who gave you the jumper? Well, there was people, like there was all kinds of brands doing stuff up there. Um, and Bolta beer is a big sponsor of the day. So there was, it ended up being a Bolta hoodie and you know, they get like those kinds of brands have heaps of backups and that sort of stuff I felt, but as the guy gave me the Bolta hoodie, he said, oh, this is actually my one.

And then as I put it on, I could smell that it was a, it was his jump. I wasn't just a brand newie. Um, and I said, that's all right. I'll find you by the end of the night and give it back. And then that just really got away from me. And, and, and, and okay. So that was about a week ago. Yeah.

And then it came out of the wash this week and I was like, Oh yeah. I was meant to give that back, but now he's on the gold coast and I'm here. And like, I don't know. His name is James. I don't know any more details about him. Have you made efforts to find? How would you, how would you find him? There's got to be a million James's in Australia.

That would be an odd way to start the search. All right. White pages. James. James. James. James. I'm not even certain of this stuff.

We'll go to all James. Squarespace. FindtheJames.com. Oh, available. Go Daddy. Domain unregistered. This will help. I'll need this.

He did do me a favour because I was cold and he came to the rescue and I had the hoodie on and I stayed warm the rescue and I had the hoodie on and I stayed warm the rest of the night. If he is listening, James, I will actually return this jumper. What if he's not listening? Well, if anyone knows a James who was out there. It's not their job. This is an interesting peek inside the mind of Jack.

I don't think it's their job to make sure you give the job. Okay, just let's go into Jack's world then for a second. Let's say it is their job and someone reaches out and goes, I know the James. How are you going to get to him? Yeah, so send me his details, his home address and I will spend my own money to post it back to him his home address and I will spend my own money to post it back to him because he did me a favor. Still requires him listening right now. Or if a FedEx or a Dea Chales listening absolutely opened, would you collab with someone to get the... I would certainly be open to a collab. Also, I would... I would certainly be open to a club.

Also, I would, I mean, it's just a jumper. So, you know, it doesn't cost that much. So we, we don't have to do all these partnerships with different companies just to get it back. But if Bolta who is the beer company, we're going to give him a freshy, I think the same rule would apply. Yeah. Well, the priest is now, isn't it? The same rule would apply. Would it? I'm asking you guys. Would the same rule would apply. Oh my god. The same rule would apply.

I'm asking you guys. How many people must you steal a jumper from to make a company then fill the void for the jumper you stole? When will it be enough for you? He works at Bolta. He works at Bolta just, you know, pouring beers behind the bar there, not up in upper management or with the merchandising department or anything. So it's not like he gets it for free.

And maybe he did actually. He works there. It doesn't matter if he's got it for free. This is the part that is confusing. Why are you the galactic justice giver of if someone gets something for free, you must then have it to balance the scales and bake and have another thing for free. Didn't you get enough free bolters on the day? Okay.

I will send it back. I, yes, I did. Okay. I'm just asking because I know, you know, there's obviously beers in the golf carts and stuff, but then afterwards you, you know, it's not like the day costs nothing. You have to go to the bar and buy your own beers afterwards. Isn't that true?

I didn't, I didn't get to the bar. No, it was so noisy inside. Did you go to the bar and then remember that this is the bit where you have to pay your own money to buy beers? I'm just asking. Who told you that? Who told you that? And then did you then go, hang on a sec, I think there's still some beers

Who told you all this? outside in the golf cart that I can go down and get. This is, I can't believe the eyes and ears on the ground at those kind of events. I did. Oh yeah. I made the mistake last year and I'm so grateful to be invited and thank you. I'd love to come again next year. But I remember there was free beers all day.

Everywhere you looked, there was a free beer. Then at the end of the day, I went to the bar to get another free beer and they said, Oh, this will be $12. And then they'd already poured it, so I had to pay it. Then as I'm walking into the bar this time, I'm like, well, careful, you have to pay for these ones. Whereas they're still, as far as I can see, back on the course in the golf carts,

there's freebies everywhere. But this is part of what the venue in offering up the two courses for the day to charity is a chance for them. And that's why the person I was with said, it's like, oh, but aren't we raising money for charity? And I remember last year they've saying that that was the bar was making money, not the charity. And that's still honorable, but yeah.

It's really the day's fault. Who told you this? I wish I could remember who I was with. It's really the day's fault. Was he you this? I wish I could remember who I was with. It's really the day's fault. Was he Magic Mike? No, he was a cold guy. It was a freezing cold ball for employee. Okay, if it was Magic Mike, God, he's really getting on my nerves.

You know what, Andy, I don't want this to just get so far away from where we were, but the day is like celebrities, like Hamish was there as a celebrity. And then there's normal people who buy their way in. And that's how the charity makes money. People buy their way in. Magic Mike was there as a celebrity. Yeah. Can you believe that?

Can you believe that? He was entertaining people all day. I said, Magic Mike, good to see you here. And then I saw him like with the special kit you get if you're a celebrity. I was like, wait a second. Are you a celebrity? Were you in that kit? No, I'm a regular.

Good on you, Mike. He was personally invited by Mick. Mick, sorry, I'm at a different event. I was like, mate, you've got to come to the golf day. Don't get me wrong. He's a great magician, Magic Mike, but he's not a celebrity. He's someone we all know. Yeah. So do you think you should get Magic Mike's gear? Are you a bigger celebrity? You've already got one of his jumpers. Do you want

the rest of his clothes? I mean, they got everything right down to the shoes. The shoes are really cool. I mean, I just was surprised. All, good luck with you. Good luck, James. I don't hold high hopes for you getting your jumper back. I'm Katy Perry's in the country. You went to see Katy Perry. I sure did. Begged my seven year old to come with me. Come on, Ruth. You come with me,

darling, and then I'll owe you a favour. And it was great. Also slid across my desk for a song sleuth. Wow. Okay. She didn't fly across. I saw her being flown around the arena on wires, but I wasn't sure what she was up to outside of the concert. Her music has come to my attention. She's on the good side though. We're not putting her under the mocoscope. We're putting another famous R&B slash rapper under the mocoscope in Song Sleuth. If this sounds like this, sounds like this, sounds like this. If this sounds like that, I'm your man. Andy Lee, song sleuth.

Drake, powerful guy. Yep. But I'm not scared. You're not scared? Tim Kendrick. I mean, the best year, I don't think Drake. Song out in 2025, still getting a bit of a run now. It's coming to, I to a position called Die Trying.

People have been writing in saying it sounds familiar, particularly the way that he's using the acoustic guitar and the rhythm of the song. Here is the start of Die Trying. ["Die Trying"] Is that ringing any bells for anyone? So far so good. Yeah, pretty good. I don't know Katie that well.

I went to the concert, but I still can't say I knew every song at the concert. What people are accusing Dracov, including myself, is just because you slow something down a little doesn't make it a different song. This is what he's up against. Yep. If you kept playing, it's last Friday night. That's right. Because I listened to one to two weeks solid of Katy Perry.

In the lead up. In the lead up to the concert. Yep. Because we actually got offered tickets late and I said, Oh my God, yeah, I'll definitely take my daughter along. And we were very, very grateful for the tickets and so was she, except Katy wasn't her number one pick, favorite artist. Went to Dua Lipa, loved that.

We wouldn't have had to cram for Dua, but did have to cram a little bit for Katie. So I had a, I recently came off, it was a little while ago now, but yeah, it came off a 10 day intensive Katie Perry back catalog course. Well done. I normally have to do the cramming for Beck when I take it to any 90s rock band that's coming like Pearl Jam or something. And she does not enjoy the cram process as much as I do. But that song was Last Friday Night. Last Friday Night, well done Hayne. So that peaked my interest.

So let's have a listen to Drake's attempt at lyrics over that rhythm. And then of course, Last Friday night goes like this. Quite the night. The funny thing is, because she's like last Friday night, I have actually, because I've had to listen to it a lot recently, I know it's not what we're talking about. A lot of those lyrics make sense for last night, but it was last Friday. And if she's singing that on a Tuesday, like who's this person that's still in your bed four days later? I think she would have preferred to sing last night, but you needed two more syllables.

So it's an odd thing if you imagine it being something any day but a Saturday. And they probably tossed around, last night, last night. Yeah, that's true. That was the best you could do in that pattern, couldn't you? Yeah, we heard you the first time and it just probably wouldn't have the same feel. Now, back to the song, Sloot. What we may have heard there is Drake deciding to take his lyrics down, it slowly descends.

Katie keeps hers repeated on the same line, but we're more concentrating on the rhythm guitar behind and whether that is enough to accuse someone and prosecute. This is Drake's bed, like his rhythm behind it, but Kade's lyrics. Okay. There's a stranger in my bed, there's a pounding in my head, glitter all over the room, pink flamingos in the pool. And it works. It works.

Here's the opposite. Is this Kade'sd Drake's lyrics? I think it's different. Yeah, same rhythm, but it's different chords even. Are they different? Because to me, I was going to say it sounds like that's, I was going to say it's different noises, but is that what you're saying? As a boy that studied music, whereas I just feel it, it's tough for me because I'm obviously as a drummer and my superpower is feeling the music, I'm feeling the rhythm. I feel like you're hearing

the noises. The last set of chords. Well, Katie's got four chords and he's got three by the sounds. Wow, you picked up on that. Let's have a listen to them both fused together and then make a judgment. So busy and it's like we always say some other time. Nah, yeah. I think Jack's right. It's the fourth tree change. You can't tell in that clip because it jumps between both of them. No, I'm saying, but you can get, you get, you do get the vibe. The vibe carries through.

How are we feeling? Look, honestly, I don't want us to get dragged into the Kendrick Drake beef. And I feel like if you would have launched a lawsuit at Drake and he does have his own legal stuff going on, that would just... we've got so much going on. We've got the tall hat. We've got the coin that hasn't been... We've got Berg Boyz we haven't talked about for ages, but he's bubbling away in the background. I just think the last thing we need is to be in this beef.

I agree with you. I don't think there's enough to prosecute. I think that's where the lawyer in any movie or TV show says, find me the smoking gun. You don't have it yet. Although different to those shows, they then don't go, okay, well, that's the end of yet. Well, we can't find it.

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