Hamish & Andy - 332 - Golden Day: Spending the People’s Bitcoin

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent trip overseas. Meanwhile, Hamish has an update on Jack’s attempt to return his drum kit - with plenty of confusion around the plan! 1. It’s Golden Day 2. Pleasure Andy 3. Who Did I See? 4. The Drums Get Delivered 

A listener production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. Ahoie to me brushes. Hamish. Thank you very much. I hope Jack's probably the oil.

And you might be the blades. And we're parts of a beard trimmer. Oh, okay. No. Aho to me rods. Jack. Okay. I was thinking when you said brushes maybe drum

where parts of what you could drum with. You've got to, we have the alternative to sticks when it comes to regular drumsticks. Rubber chicken, banana. I was mallets. What's a rod? A rod's the canes.

You know, like, it's basically brushes, you don't know. Okay, basically the brush. Isn't a stick a rod? Well, it's... Type of, from the rod genus. It looks like four chopsticks tied together. Oh, I have seen that.

Yeah, and it's basically a step up from brushes. Brushes are soft, you hit the rods, and then it's a stick. Then you graduate to sticks. Yes. And then you go to titanium blocks. Wouldn't recommend it. For the hardest sound. For the safety of your drum skin, wouldn't recommend it. In the hands of a professional, they can be used.

Ahoy also to Paul. I went to hamish nandy.com. Use the very easy-to-use system. Tell us what he's been up to. Hoy H&A and The Little Boy, this is Paul podcasting him from the Sunshine Coast. Just wondering what's happening with Andy and whether he's going to be getting a divorce before he marries Beck, just to cast your minds back to 2009 on the Tawkship Adventure across the Bastray to Van Demonsland. Hamish ordered Andy to marry a rap ride, Stacey. Just wondering what's to go here, whether this is still going on, what needs to happen before he marries Beck. Anyway, catch your boys.

Yeah, okay. To my knowledge, it hasn't been annulled. There was a, well, a test to bring people up to speed. We did do a tall ship adventure from the mainland Australia to Tasmania and island of Australia. You were the leader, admiral in the ship? I don't know what you got. I was an admiral. And you ordered me, because everyone had to follow your orders to marry a rat.

In his nature waters, I would imagine the rat's dead. Yeah, rat. What a pig. Life is even know of his watch. live, three to four years maximum. So probably died a bit earlier of a broken heart because you were a terrible husband. You ignored her at the wedding

and you ignored her subsequently. And I hear you barely consummated it. I kissed the bride. Barely confident. I didn't. I think there were issues. I think I remember you coming out of the room. You don't remember this.

And you said it's not going to happen. I said I won't ask questions, but that's a shame. So, yeah, three to four years. What happened? Do you have, you don't just do a null. If your partner does die. Oh, my God. Then you're a widow, so then you can remarry,

I think, without any paperwork. Is it paperwork involved at the end of that? You don't know the marriage. I think when you're dealing with the legalities of an interspecial wedding anyway. Yeah, it's great. Probably the first thing the lawyer would say is, oh, just to put your mind at ease.

First of all, there's no international. orders between the mainland and Tasmania. And then second of all, you didn't marry that rat. Yeah. But you did in your heart. And you married him on Admiral's orders. And so I think you're off the hook because you are a widower. Nice.

Very, very rare that you have that response. Great news. Great news. Your rat wife died. The Hasterwood died many years ago. And we haven't heard from her launch any counterclaims. I would thought once you started building that house, the rat would come out and go.

Oh yeah, try and take harm. Renowned foragers and gold diggers. Rats. Hey, Golden Day happened. Speaking of gold, Golden Day happened this week. This is the moment where we'll give you a credit card.

I've got a new one. It wasn't titanium and thick and metal, just a regular credit card, which Hayme was disappointed at Jack. It's one of my only conditions. Your chance to spend the best part of a Bitcoin, $75,000 after capital gains tax. And, you know, old school version, thank God.

And you were granted an hour to try. This is two-parter for us. Just unleash the least on the internet. Yeah, you're such an impulse buyer. We were hoping that she would flush it out of your system. Maybe a version therapy. Yeah. Had that go, by the way.

It hasn't cured me. I guess you won't know for a little bit, right? Like, don't you have to... I came out of it going... I could buy again. Yeah, I wanted it by again. I sweat my whistle. I know.

It's got me interested. So we failed on the first part. The second part was we were gathering... I mean, it was crazy to sit down and go... I mean, 75, you were like, surely this has to get it out of my system. And, you know, as you'll hear, there are moments where you're just like,

it's a frenzy. It's a frenzy. Basically, I was just giving myself over to a side, of myself that I'm not proud about, but it was given full permission to just roam freely. Wow. I haven't heard it back. I didn't know what was going on in the room, Jack. I was stationed outside the room, and every 10 minutes, I was allowed just to pop in

and just see what he was buying, just to get a sense of it so it wasn't going too crazy. You could quickly go, you know, purchase audit now. Because obviously the purchases we make here, the whole point of this is for later on when we have our game show, this is the prize capitol. These aren't for me. This is the prize pool that we will be getting. giving to the listeners. Yep.

They benefit from my frenzy. And obviously a lot of these prizes will remain under wraps and remain a secret. But just so people could get a glimpse, every 10 minutes or so, Andy could just, you know, audit me and just yell, what have you just bought? What are you buying?

Were you allowed to have any influence, Andy? Can you say less of that, more or something? No, no control. I had no control over me either. This is the problem. It was like an exorcism where you put the demon in charge. Yeah. How about you?

Could you remember everything? you bought. But that's real life as well. So you'll be surprised on the day as well. Explain this. Packages turn up to the house all the time. I'm like, what is this? And then you're like, oh, my God.

Yep. It's a novelty printer that can print on anything plus four refills. And it doesn't work. And I can't return it because it's from a faceless Chinese company. But it's like we've said before it, I feel like it's severance. And it's like, I walk around as, as, as, an in-y, then I find out what my Audi's been doing when he gets hold of the credit card and sends my in-y packages.

Well, this is how Golden Day went. You look like you're already in the mode. Sorry, I was lost. Lost. It starts with just free-scrolling. So you already, I'm looking at, I followed Boston Dynamics, you know, the robot company. This robot's not for sale, but already that's got me vibe in that there could be a robot. They'd be more than 75 grand, though.

Yeah, probably 100 million. So hear the rules. $75,000, how long do you take you? Half an hour. A new credit card? Thank you. Remember, I'm doing this for the people. Yes.

This is such a win-win because I get to experience the thrill of just burning through that much money that fast, but then however many months down the track, this game show comes out, our listeners get to experience the thrill of actually receiving those goods. When you say I'm doing this for the people,

that's one thing I'm worried about. You get distracted. if you see something that you might like I have to be led by me by my talents, by my skills so will you buy that for you at the time or you feel like I'm buying it for me but I know that I represent the will of the people

so when it arrives it's definitely going in the game show oh you're 100% you're not going to go actually I did want that I'm sort of like you know evangelist evangelists and stuff they're like you know they sort of put their hand out and they're like he works through me yes so the spirit of impulse buying works

through me, but for the people. And it will not land in my pockets. And you can cross-reference all the transactions with the prize pool. Cool, yep. Okay, great. And then... Question, if I see something I love, can I buy it with my credit card? Yes. Awesome. I'll come back in every 10 minutes just to do a audit check that you're on the right track and you're getting things that people would want. Well, you don't have to worry about that. That's the main thing I'm worried about. this stuff. Okay, good luck. Am I on? Yeah, you're on. Here we go. Oh my God. First ad I've been served,

it's a yes from me. Wow, it's normally $1,000 and now it's, I'm getting even less than the super early bird price. Done, sold. Talk to me, algorithm. Yeah, I love these. I love these. Second purchase, coming up. Oh my God. I want all of these. Is there a set where I can just buy it all? Add to cart.

Sold out? That's all right. I'll get the master. Ah, even more expensive, not sold out. I don't even know what that does. Better get it. Must have bought from these guys before it's got my details. I don't remember. See, that's cheap. We'll go to the pro.

Oh, okay, that's not cheap. I think I was just looking at the accessory pack. Free shipping though. Audit, ten minute time. How many purchases are we through? You seem like you're confused. No, there was a security limit. Yeah. I've hit it too. Check your account

with your card. They've frozen the card. Oh no. I just started getting alerts, so let me just... I've been going wild. I'll ring the bank. Call the bank and just tell them, hey, Jim. Do you want us to spend money or not?

Hi, Andy. Hey, Jim. It's just, I'm here with Hamish. We've just started this biathon on the card. And then I got asked on the app to try and, yes, approve. Are we back? Well, just doing the secure checkout. Jim, am I going to have to approve every single one that comes through?

I'm going to call them now. Okay. Just tell them. And just, yeah. Yeah, take the chain's office. Just let us go. Let me run. Let me run, Jim.

Let me shop, Jim. Let me shop, I'm ready, baby. Thank you, buddy. I'm breaking the banks. Okay, what was it? So this is a part of thing. What is it? What would you do if I told you

that the world's first waterproof self-flying camera is now on its way? I'm actually pretty excited about that. And it follows you along on your board and I bought all the accessories for it. I might want to win that. Please enter our game show.

That was 1,500 US. Okay, so that's, what's that sitting at like 2, 3? Oh, but don't worry, there's been heaps. How much, how much you spent so far do you think? Well, I bought a big ticket item early. How much? Nine grand US. From close to 20, Aussie, but it's the big, it's a big.

Nine grand US is not 20 Aussie. What is it? It's... Oh, like 16, 15. 15. Yeah, everything. Great. So you've got 60 to go. Yep.

Wow, this looks good. $211 off. Yeah, we'll buy that. They're saying to give me discounts now, like a whale, like a high roller at the casino. They're trying to keep me playing. Just bought the best thing. Well, I'm going to get one of each colour.

Jesus Christ! $20,000. They're expensive. Not doing that. How much is it? $3,000? Buy it. Okay.

Okay, let's just see what happens the algorithm? Now I'm fresh off a $4,000 in Instagram purchased. They'll be like, okay. He's on one. Do they go let this guy cool down or do they go he's on one? Pump it, pump it, pump it. Another 10 minutes. How have we gone at the card fixed?

Yep. What do you want, what I just bought or what I'm about to buy? What you just bought? Actually, no, what you're about to buy? Because maybe I can veto it. What's gone? What's happens have happened? We can't veto this.

No. The Omni S Pro. What's an Omni S Pro? Otherwise known as the Pong Bot. What does it do? It's a robot. It's for table tennis tables. You clip it on the back of your table and it serves balls to you

and you hit it back and it hits the net and it feeds it in and it's a robotic table tennis partner. I quite like that. Yeah, mate, I'm not talking around in here. I thought it was going around with Fabriz, like taking out different pongs, which I was lessing. I was never going to let you. stop me. How much?

$1,200. U.S.? No, bargain. None of them. I wouldn't say bargain. How much has you spent, Carl? Look, we've had some technical issue. Yes. Some things have been... Well, because I was logged in to Shopify, because we're trying to get it sent here under Carly's name. So that's her email. That's her Shopify access. So then once she got the access code and was like, yeah, yeah, cool. Logging is me for Shopify. accidentally used her real credit card to buy a coffee machine.

So we'll just have to sort of... I've got some good news. Transfer that to Carl's. I'm pretty sure it's declined because I don't have enough money on my card. Because it hasn't come through. The last thing has been a cabb. That wasn't me.

That wasn't me. Well, I mean, I might go. I feel like you've got 20 minutes to go. it's simply just blast. Well, I think we know that the bank just blast, just go for it. You confident, Carl? I am.

All right, good luck. Thanks, mate. On behalf of the people, as far as auditing, I'm very confident that the showcase is of a level and quality that people are going to go nuts when they get in the studio with the opportunity to potentially participate in winning.

I want people to know that I message my wife and said, she knows that it's Golden Day, and I was like, imagine you're in here, what would you be buying? And she's had some great suggestions. Oh, great. Like just shackles off kind of purchases. All demographics covered then?

Yep. Yep. All right. Good luck for you too. Thanks, mate. The bank will probably call me first. This is really fun as a poor person. Mate, this is wild. This is so much fun. I've never...

Just spent with such reckless abandon it. What do you want next? I don't know. What do you want around the kitchen, round... Like, do you want a bed? Do you want to... This is actually thrilling. We're at 74.

3,333. Okay, okay. Hands down. Hands down. Well done. And that is sick. I want everything. I know. It's good, isn't it? It's so good. Oh, God. What an absolute shopgasm. Oh, that was fun. That was fun. That didn't cure me at all. There you have it, a snapshot of the prize pool for our game show coming up. People have been asking, how do we get the game show, Hamish kept yelling me, come on, get a sponsor because things cost money.

We haven't got a sponsor yet. So as soon as we do, that's what the... Andy put the budget to me, which is basically all the Bitcoin. Yeah. Well, it costs a lot of money to hire a show. Yeah.

But don't you have, like, connections in the industry? Can you imagine trying out to deal or no deal? And they're like, all right, guys, good news is, we got a show. Woo! We're always going to be here. Bad news is, nothing in the suitcases. Do you have any idea how hard it is to put a show?

Like, what are we doing here? Well, as soon as sponsor comes, and then we'll announce when the show will happen. Yeah. And then... It is actually fine because there's a little bit of lead time. Just listening back, there are a couple of bigger ticket items that could... So we didn't hear any of your favourites in there?

No. Well, not the big, big, big boys. Great. And all year round, we are forced to upset you. No, no, not really. It's a choice. It's a choice. It's a big, fast and loose community out there.

that needs to know, are we doing things alright? Is this the kind of thing that upsets you? It blows our mind to know that there's someone like you, labeling things, keeping them neat, keeping them organized. Actually, a lot of the submissions are people just like me complaining about their spouse or partner or sibling who is fast and loose. Yeah. So you've got the rules.

We have keepers and you've got the rule breakers and the renegades. But once a year, Ando, once a year, as we enter your birthday week, as well as the many other demands that you put upon us to recognize and celebrate the birthday day as it draws closer is we do we change the tide we for one night only we we mix things up and we pleasure andy we pleasure Andy in ways by by people coming forward with tales and stories of ways that they do things and they organise things that should bring you a burst of joy yes happy birthday mate let's do it We've come a long, long way together

Through the fast times and the loose. I've got to celebrate you, Andy. I have to please you like a shoe. Please, Andy. The effort is pleasing. The timing. We're off to advance. The timing of coming in when the chorus hits is not as pleasing.

Yeah. I must, Jack, remind me to fix that up next year. You won't. I feel like every year I hear it. I'll give you. Then the beat. It's so early. It should be going any time now.

There's the beat. Okay, well, he's not pleased by the song, but can we please him off this low base? Kayla, Kayla, O'Ha-a-hoi to you. Thank you for stepping up. Hey, Kayla. Happy birthday, Andy. That actually celebrated. He does, really does.

What have you got for us, Kayla? So, to paint a picture, I bought a bike off marketplace. It was afternoon, and I decided to go for a bike ride. One thing that will probably will upset Andy, so I do apologize because this is meant to be pleasing you, is my headphones were dead. And I thought, well, I need to listen to the Hamish Nanny podcast as I do when I go on my bike rides. And they were dead. So I ended up just playing it out loud on my phone as I was riding. So I don't know if that's something that pleases you or upsets you.

Not bothered. Impartial. Yeah. Room temperature. Anyways. So what we're doing is we're driving. They're riding our bike, listening to the podcast, and it was the upset Andy segment, one of my faiths. And then we were riding along.

I saw a man and his dog in front of me. Oh, no, I need to ding my bell to let him know that I'm coming along. I look down at my new bike and I don't have a bell. So panic mode sort of sets in, but luckily the segment was finishing up. And I think Jack dinged the bell to end the segment. The man heard the bell. Heads out of the way and off my road. Perfect well-time.

That is very pleasing. Thank you. Honestly, all my issues just vanished in that moment. It was such a nice feeling. As we say in the fast and loose world, you really don't need to worry about much. It will work.

Exactly. That is true. Thank you, Kayla. Thanks, Kayla. Ash, a hooy to you. Ahoi boys. Happy birthday, Andy. Good on you.

Welcome. But please me, please. Yes. So basically, after the holiday season, I had a few boxes of chocolate in the fridge, namely the celebrations and the roses chocolate. And we've got a pretty small fridge, so it was taken up a bit of room, and they were open as well. So they had that annoying flap on the top, and, you know, it was ugly as.

Anyway, in the fridge, in the door, I had a spare shelf, and so I decided to dump the chocolates into there. and then I realized that I wouldn't be able to tell what the roses chocolates were without the box. Of course. So I've cut out the legend, the little chocolate legend that comes in a box, and then I've slid it into the back of the shelf. And it worked amazing.

I loved it so much. It pleased me a lot. It pleases me. When Andy saw where that was going, I saw him visibly relax. Yeah. The shoulders dropped. Yes, yes. Yes, my boyfriend walked past and he goes, I'll have to start calling you Andy Lee.

Which is the greatest compliment you can give someone. I agree. Yeah, that's everything I need. Almost orgasmic from Andy there. Sabrina, oh, what are you? Ahoi boys. Happy birthday, Andy. Ahoi to you.

And Guss say to you, Sabrina, do you have something to please Andy? Yeah, look, I'm generally a morpher. and loose person, but I think today I can give Andy some special birthday pleasure. Lovely. So I was cooking dinner and doing my usual thing where I just yell across the room to Siri to set timers. Yes, yep. So I'd put a timer on for 30 minutes and then later I asked Siri to set another timer for 17 minutes for something else. I didn't touch or look at my phone when I was doing this.

And then when I finally looked, the timers were perfectly fixed. the seconds were ticking down, the exact same time. But the same time, that's awesome. So 13 minutes. To bring a sent in a screenshot, I've seen it. So it's like, yeah, nine minutes and 43 seconds, then both on the same time. I love it.

So exactly 13 minutes after you set the first timer, you set the second one. Yep. Yep. I love it. I wish I was there. To the normal second. You would have done any cooking,

you would have gone, what do I do here? Do I screen record this? Is there somewhere in the house? Do I take it on two? I've got eight minutes left to show everyone what's going on. I did. I did screen record it and I sent it to anyone that would be interested. Well,

and now I'm sharing it with you guys too. Thank you. Can I ask Sabrina, what was the first half an hour timer for? I think something was in the oven. Okay. And then it was something else that was on the stove. Because there was a last time would be a blur after that.

Yeah. I was interested to see this as a fellow fast and looser. Sometimes I will put a timer on, not because I have to do anything in 20 minutes, but it's just to tell me that in 20 minutes time, things should be getting close. Like, to put an urgency, like a quarter of footy.

Like it's to put an urgency timer on. But for cooking. Yeah, when my time it goes, it's more just to be like, hey, you need to be like, you got to check something.

You need to be moving. Not to check anything, but just like you want to be in a good spot in 20 minutes. What do you mean? I don't understand what it is. So you put a timer on to tell you. Just to be like you should have veggies chubbed and the right.

on by, I just kind of pick an arbitrary time, so then it becomes exciting for me that I'm under time pressure. Otherwise, I won't do it. I'll just let it blow out. It's just to stop you procrastinate. Yeah, like a pacemaker. Yeah, I do it all the time at home because my watch just has an automatic, like, 10-minute timer on it. I go, right, timer on before I get in the shower.

Not because I'm going to take 10 minutes in the shower, but when this goes off, you want to be absolutely dry pants on, socks on, shoes on. You want to be in a good position in 10 minutes. So more like mini-contest. see yourself every day. Yes, yes. And no one else knows I'm in the match. Love it. Kelly, a hooy to you. Ahoy boys. Happy birthday, Andy. No, go on you, Kel. What have you got to please the birthday boy? I wrote this pleases you. It is relating to presents. I have a Christmas spreadsheet

and it has a list of everyone I buy for, what I've actually bought them, what I plan to spend, what I actually spend and some ideas. And every year, I just add a tab to the spreadsheet. So I can, like, tell you what I bought for my dad in 2007. I really like this. I like this a lot. Particularly when you get to Christmas, you're not worried about what you're going to get. You already know months out.

Yeah, well, I'm probably shopped for it months out too. But I don't have to repeat presents. Things that you go, oh, yeah, I'll buy dad's socks or, you know, whatever. I would actually find, yeah. I would find the previous years spend helpful. because ideally, I always am like, is that a, I can't, is that a $50 person? Yeah. Or a $100 person?

I like to sometimes do it performance-based. I'll go to my dad. You know what? You were great this year. You attended a lot of my over-40s masters hockey matches and you didn't have to because I'm not a child anymore. I might up his present. You can have a $300 din about you. Mum?

I did not see you at as many matches. You can have a hassle. Kelly, one question on the spreadsheet. Yes. If there's people like ex-boyfriends, ex-partners, you know, people that leave your life, do they get deleted from the spreadsheet? Are they a constant reminder?

True. Or is there like a little symbol where you see where they dropped off? No, I just would delete them from the next year. So you could see them in years past. But I've been with my husband for 20 years. So he's a constant on the spreadsheet. It would be a fun thing for you, not me, I'd hate this, but it sounds like the kind of thing you would like to do,

is to draw up like a worm graph over the years and everyone's a different colour, and you see who's done well, better, worse. And like over the years, who's gone up the most in terms of what you're spending on them? True. What would also be interesting is to put in... Again, not fun for me.

I'm not going to do that, but you could do that. What could be interesting as well as to put in what they spent on you. And then just track who's in front between you and Yabi. Again, we're throwing around words like fun and interesting here. And what we're saying is it doesn't really match up with the meaning of those words. Kelly, thank you for that. Are you pleasure to Ando? I think I am.

Oh, great. Boys, as you know, I just got back in the country on Sunday from a quick whip around the world. Went to L.A., London, then New York. And when I go overseas, if I see any celebrities in the wild, I come back and play a game of who did I see and you guys have to guess. I don't believe you would try. This now, I think since I kind of won this game with Bruce Springsteen's wife, and yet you continue to keep trying to one up me.

And I didn't just see Bruce Springsteen's wife. I met her. Yes. Yes. Yes. So Beck's aware of the game, and she saw it. They're still playing. Okay.

Yeah. And Beck. I'm not conceding to Patty Springsteen or whatever name is. I'm not sure if it's Patty. But Beck goes to me, and whether Carl's and Lies know who this person is, Beck goes, oh my God, this person, my highness. What? All right.

What town? Are you playing the game? No, this is one I didn't include. Okay. Because that's never stopped Amish before. I'm not so often. She goes, don't make it obvious, don't make it obvious. But look around at that table.

And I looked around and there's just a lot of old ladies. Yeah. And one had red hair. She goes, it's the red hair. And I was like, who is it? One of from the Golden Girls, who is it? She goes, it's Grace Coddington. Oh.

Good try, Jack. That only was going to work if someone jumped in and said, Oh, from Bridgeton or whatever. I'm then the next person. You know, that's what I meant. That's why I made that noise. I said, who is Grace Coddington? Because you've got to put it in the game to Hamish and Jack.

I was like, no way. Grace Coddington's in the game. Is it the redhead from Sex and the City? She was, she was, she was, she was, that's Emily Blunt, isn't it? No, no, that's Cynthia Nixon. Oh, that's not who I'm thinking of. I was thinking of the City.

Sorry, I think of Devil West Prada. No, she was Anna Wintor's right-hand person putting together Vogue or something. I'm like that is, in real life. In real life. I'm like, that doesn't count. Oh, we don't know. We're not knowing. Yeah.

So just so you know, they're much better than that. That's Hamish-level stuff. Oh, no, I wouldn't bring Grace Coddington. Don't you worry about that. No offense to Ms. Gottington. I'm sure a very impressive body of work, but to me, you have to be Miss Springsteen. Okay.

I even get a look at this game. Okay, let's jump into it with Jacko. Who did I see? I was seen mingling with a young girl that Beck suspects wasn't mine, but was the daughter of a high profile actor. Sorry, quick question. In this game, you're saying,

you're first person? Yeah, I'm first person. But you're being the celebrity. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I was confused. I was like, why are you sharing this?

Sorry, this, you're talking as if you're the celebrity. I'm talking as I'm the clue again. Because I thought you were you. Sorry, yeah. I was seen by Amy and Beck, minding a young girl that Beck suspects wasn't mine, but was the daughter of a high profile

actor I'm dating and have been for two years. Okay. Sure. Okay. Patty Springfield. Springfield. She ever die as wife. My sister would also be famous enough to make it in this game.

Oh, Jake Gyllenha. And she works in the same field as I do. No. Jake Gillenhall is a great guest. But I don't think Jake Gillenhall is dating a high profile actor. Male act, I should say. Okay. Go for it.

I mean, is it an Olson twin? Not an Olson twin. Starting with G, my first name gets a little repetitive. Did he did? He's got it. Well done. He's got it.

Yes. Gigi he did. Who is dating Bradley Cooper. And Bex suspects she was looking after Coops' daughter. Good on her. Good on here. A store. Good on both.

where the cardigans were way too expensive, and I sat in the male seat, the man seat where you sit. Oh, this was in the shop. It was in a shop. And I sat in the man's seat while Beck perused and bought nothing. Next person. I couldn't identify Gigi he did, but I know the name. I didn't either.

Beck had to give me a shove. I did. As is well documented on this show in 2011, when we all lived in New York. doing Gap year from there. Was his in an exercise car last with at the time Victoria's Secret model, Adriana Lima, who chose to make a conversation with me. Yeah.

And it was a skipping class, boxing and skipping. She said, I think I had a pity. She said, you did a great job. I think she went there all the time. And I didn't know who it was. And I was just like, oh, my God. It could have been you and Adriana. It was my first day in New York, too, and I was like, well, they did.

I mean, women in New York. very attractive, but I'd been to the toilet during the class. I was overheating so badly. I had to go to the toilet and run my head under cold water. And I think... That was a pity suggestion afterwards. She's gone. Because it turns out she was there all the time.

Then afterwards, someone else there explained who she was. Yeah, she comes all the time. Saw me leave, come back in, soaking wet head. Did you go back to the class hoping for another? Three times. She doesn't actually go all the time. Yes. Okay, back to being first person.

I was sitting across from my rather famous fiancé that you'd recognize the face of, no. But then once he'd explained who he is, you'd go, oh, that guy, that guy. I didn't recognize here. I kind of saw him, but I didn't really know the name. But anyway, I'm heaps more famous than him. He's an actor.

I'm not an actor, but I'm heaps more famous than him. If the right song came on, I would have got up and done an iconic hip swivel down. Marley Cyrus? No. Hips swivel dance. With one foot out in the front and the other. No, not Shakira.

Who sounds like the hokey-pokey? If I had a choice of... Who's a famous line dancer? If I had a choice of brand, I would have ordered an espresso at the end of my meal as my coffee. George Clooney. No, been replaced by... George has been replaced by this person.

Yeah, have you seen the latest campaign? No. No, and that's the power of advertising, isn't it? Good on an espresso. Oh, they're always linked with him. I still think they've got George forever, and he's stopped getting paid. He's there going, they've got me. They know they got him.

He's in the latest ad when at the end of it, she looks across at him, and he's like, he's like going, oh my God, I've been replaced. It's not Anne Hathaway. No, well, very similar. Look, my name sounds like there's two of me, but I am the one, and only. Not Jaja Gabor. No.

So it's like a pluralised name. Is that what you mean? Oh, it's got a Ness on it. No. I'll give you one more. I thought you'd get it by now. Going off my surname, if I had to be in the Olympics,

I'd be in the long jump. Springs. Oh, Jew or Leaper. She's done two leaps. Long time. Yes. In the next booth to me, In the next booth at the pub, having a pub meal.

At old mates? Not at old mates. This was in London. Slipper a card. With her. Who's the fiancé? His name is Callum Turner. They were having a pub meal and they were allowed their dog inside,

which I think was special consideration because I didn't see any other dogs. It was a large one. What was the pub? The pub was called the heart in H-A-R-T in London. It seems like it was a high-end pub. Yeah, I think it calls itself a pub. when you get in there. It's like a...

The Duelap is in there. A restaurant. Yeah. It's not... She wasn't in the TAB as well. It's true. It was like as a gastro. Final one.

I'm unsure whether you'll get this one. I wonder with Eliz or Carly might have to run in. But Beck said this person is right up there. If I'm at a nightclub, I have to pick Casamigos. If I was selecting a tequila. Clooney? Not Clooney. A mall?

Not a mall. It's the other... other owner. Of Casamigos. What's Casamigos? That is his vodka. It's cloning. It's a terrible vodka,

but a wonderful tequila. Yeah. I dated Jacob Allorty. Yep. And Austin Butler. Been the last four years. Well done. Taking down two of Beck's top leave passes.

Beck was keen to meet her in the toilets and perhaps discuss in more detail what that might have been like. I am the daughter of a supermodel. but I don't have her signature mole on my face. Jolene Crawford. Yes, Cindy Crawford's daughter. Sonia Crawford.

But I have not... Janice. I've not taken my mum's surname. Oh, no. I've taken my dad's surname. Is he famous as well? No, he's famous hanging out with Clooney and marrying Sydney Crawford.

But this girl's... I didn't think you'd get it. Do you guys know who it is? Nah, I've let everyone down. Kaya Gerber. is her name. Ten million followers in Instagram, one of the biggest models in the world.

I'm getting in trouble for Bruce Springsteen's wife. And you're bringing Gerber to it. Unbelievable. The Gerber catastrophe. Haim, I don't know about you this week, but lots of the correspondence at hamishnetty.com. Yep. I think I know what you were to say.

With regards to the drums. The people of this show, first of all, let's say something, let's state something from the top. The listeners of this show are exceptional. They're the best. Yeah. A flood of listen guys.

You've got something you need. Got to go from Melbourne. It's got to go to Sydney. Yep. An electronic drum kit that Jack promised to get back to you, Hamish. Rented to you years ago. Mm-hmm. And then I lent it to somebody else because I found out that's...

Interesting term. Rented then lented. So we still have the outstanding issue of the rent payments that you've just... I don't know. I can't, I can't remember. I know you can't remember it. That's why we've palaging back the audio. I don't know.

I don't know. Well, let's see. Here's some suggestions. People putting up their hand to drive it back, right? This one came from Tom. Happy to deliver the kit to Hamish in Sydney. I want one thing from Jack. I don't need fuel.

Don't need money. I want his electric golf buggy that he's not using anymore. Is that a deal you might do, Jack? This one came in from Charlie. I'm prepared to drive the drum and set to Sydney. Jack doesn't have to pay me for fuel. of like one use of his sauna at an elected time.

This is the thing, so many of these proposals carried what I think were fair, not indecent proposals, decent proposals for taking this off Jack's hands, taking this responsibility off his hands. There was one that came in that politely,

I thought, asked for your seat at Andy's wedding, not Bianca's as well. So he was going to go with Bianca. And he's like, I don't want to get in the way of the marriage. I would just like to attend Andy's wedding, which I thought was a lovely... I just think that's a bit unfair on Andy,

who's invited guests that he knows. That is true. And then there's a stranger sitting there. But I think if you were to say to Andy, it's come through that someone, a guest at your wedding, has on gifted their seat. Do you think it is?

Is it fair to say that Jack would be in the top three culprits? I think so. On gifted their seat for personal gain. I would say there's a category where people are asking for something. For Nicky. There's one more. I said the drum key is still in Melbourne. I'm willing to collect it and drive it to city free of charge.

But would Jack do a shout out on his Instagram for my business like he does for other businesses? Yeah. We've been a few like that. Well, I mean, we could come to an agreement, I guess, but that's not for free then, is it? Free makes it sound like, I'll do it for nothing. Well, here's the thing. So there's a lot of people asking you for something. And then there are some people that just, you know,

I noticed there was lots and lots of things that required you to pay a cost. And now that's the thing about supply and demand, isn't it? Is there's a lot of people saying, I'll do it for this, but you only need one person to say, I'll just do it anyway. Imagine my surprise. When as I'm flying from Sydney to Melbourne last night to be here for the podcast, I get a message saying there's a guy called Rowan here. From who?

From Falcon who works with Zoe and I. where's the Zanaiai going there's a guy called Rowan, he's just turned up with the drums. They're there. What a legend, eh? So what do you have to pay Rowan? Sorry, Falke. I'm on a plane at them.

He goes, hey, do you want to talk to him? Oh, I'm actually in mid-air. Wasn't aware this was happening today. I could have been, honestly, in hindsight, I could have been better at communicating. Hang on, what? Step this back.

So you've got a guy called Rowan. Is he a listener? Rowan's a listener. he was driving up a truck anyway for his work. He said, I'll be happy to drive it. So then Feltz goes... He messaged me last week and he drove it yesterday. So then Felt goes, I was like, great.

He goes, yeah, set up, picture of Ryan behind the drums, thumbs up. He even set him up. Wow. What did you have to? Right. So I'm going to be going to what's going on. I'm like, okay, well, Jane is obviously hooked this up. I'm like, what a legend.

He looks like a great guy. Tell him thanks for me. Sorry, as I said, on the plane, using the wife. I can't really do a video call at the moment. Anyway, 10 minutes later, Falcos, by the way, he left these receipts. He said that was the deal that you would pay for his fuel. As in you pay Hamish. Well, Jack isn't, and he's left the receipts with Fel.

How much? Two Philips. Two? It's a long way. It's Melbourne to Sydney, man. Is that a double fill-up situation? Well, I can tell you exactly what the fill-ups were. Unless they've gone half a tank.

One was in Williams Town. This could have been before he goes. That's fair enough. That was late at night. It was almost midnight. 116 litres. He was in a truck. Jack's gone, yep, no worries.

Hame will take care of that. And then the next one, 10010 litres from the Hume. So two tanks of diesel in this economy. What are we talking? 529. Really? Is it really?

Wow. Is it really? So hang on. Why did you say, Why are you paying for it? I thought I... He left a receipt saying that Jack said Hamish should pay for fuel. Is that true?

I honestly thought, I thought after the last podcast that we talked about a few weeks ago, I thought Hame said, nah, no, all good like, off air, I will pay for it. Didn't we come to an agreement that? 750 kilometres would be covered by you? Then today he's pretending not to remember that. I thought that's what was there. You said to Rowan, Haymish. He said that you know, Hamish.

You said to Rowan, Hame will fix you up for fuel at the other end. Clearly. Yeah, I've said that to him. I honestly... I transferred 550 to Rowan because I was like a cost tip. Thanks for setting them up.

So do you feel that you're now owed a debt from Jack? Wow, wow. I think Jack, as we discussed, 750 kilometres of that. Let's be generous and say that's halfway. It's well over half. Yep. think that's where we land.

What do you want me to do? Give me $275. I swear. I swear, I wish we were always recording on these things. Wish we should always be recording. I said, we'll take care of it. I just, you know, I'm glad we're not always recording. We would have lost that job 15 years ago.

Okay, well, that's where it's at, Jack. I don't want Rowan to be out of pockets. I paid him immediately, which is so rare for me. my accounting system. Also, I... Do you have a business that you'd like to promote that he can do on his website?

I'll promote Hames. Are you giving me $250 credit? Yes. So non-money- store credit, yeah. Right. I think there's been a little bit of a

Jack quite flippantly going, mate, keep all your receipts. Hames are going to fix this up. And I think... I'll be on it. So... I think Rowan has enjoyed this idea. deer as well and gone full tank.

I mean, as you would. I mean, we used to do it. But when we first started in radio, Jake, we, it was only Hamish's petrol. Yep. I was like, I was like the hang on, but it was Hamish's petrol that was our deal. We did the show for free, but Hamish got petrol. We were that way for our petrol to get to the studio. I've never heard of that.

That's a deal. Our deal was, hey, we get the show for free, but we get our petrol for getting there. And we would line up our friends and just on the same boughs, I just roll them through 400 litres drink. I suspect Rowan and Fair Play to him has done this because I don't know a lot about truck economy. Might have had like a couple of ton truck. My friend got fired from a pizza shop for doing that

because they have the little scooters. And I don't know, it takes like to fill up one of those little scooters, it's like $15. And then like time after time he had $110. And it was because he was filling up his truck at the same time. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, I don't know if it is a 226 litre trip of diesel trip. Yeah, I don't think so.

I mean, that's what he's stung me for. And look, I don't want, I certainly don't want a listener to be out of pocket. Yeah. So I've paid a princely ransom to get them back after. He's probably, to be fair to him, how flippant, I made it sound. Yes, because it's not your money. It's amazing your attitude when it's not your money. And because it was a bit spare of the moment.

I wasn't lying about it. I thought you said that you guys would pay for it. But I chose Ron because he said he'd do it for free. And then as we were packing the drums in his truck together, I was like, he's going anyway, wasn't he? Yeah. And then I'm, but something overcame here. I was like, oh, and on the other end, just tell him to fix it up.

What was he going for? I'm especially, the generosity you have when it's not your money is remarkable. Do you know what, mate? So he's come to your house and go, man, I'm going for free. I'm happy to do it, which does match. And that's why I chose him. That's match the personality of Rowland. He seems like a loser.

Was he going for work? He was going for work, ironically. His work would have paid for it. Unbelievable. And Jack has literally thrown me under this truck to the tune of 5.50. Yeah. And that was in the moment

because he said he would do it for free, but then just something overcame me and I was like, keep your receipts and they'll pay you on the other side. Use your store credit, though, whenever you want. Oh, I can't wait. Thanks. for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at

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