Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 13

Episode Date: May 23, 2018

1. New tracksuits2. Adidas v Puma3. 2 Foot Tony – The song4. Andy’s Birthday5. Royal wedding wrap – Hamish’s Mum6. Royal wedding wrap – Brad Blanks7. Upset Andy

A least-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Dumala, dumala, dumala. I'm a V-Duffer. One! DUMALA DUMALA DUMALA I leave you do first. And welcome to you Andy.

And welcome to everyone. Where's our LLLL from this week? It's South African. South African of course. But a su-tu tongue. One of the, you know, many dialogues, or dialects spoken in South African dialogues. And dialogues? And dialogues? You can't have a dialogue without a dialogue.

What's the point? I hope it pronounced that correctly, but that comes from Richard Gunn, making a request. Oh, I'm not. From England, he's made a request. He's recently married a girl from South Africa who speaks that suit to a suit to a particular language.

Well, I love it. And I think we should have it for the rest of the year. who speaks that su-tu-su-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu Big day for us. Yep. For the podcast. Yeah. And it started a little strangely. I did. It started what I think you guys thought was going to be a confrontation. But I knew it wasn't, but I knew it was a landmark decision. I knew if we were going to do a confrontation, you would have chosen to sing the confrontation from Leigh Mizarab. You're a favorite musical of all time. You've tried to do that a few times on the show before. I tried to weasel us into being part of that music a bit. So that's what was confusing me.

It wasn't set up as a musical confrontation, but it did feel like, you know, it felt like we'd done something wrong. And when we come into the podcast, we hang out for a bit before we do it, talk about it, then we get into our track seats and we go, first thing thing you had two chairs set up and another chair, like it felt like we were doing a play, really, felt like we were doing a very like a basic drama play. Yeah, and like two chair set ups, I knew it was a landmark decision that had to be made for the podcast, it required all members of the podcast to vote,

a jack-not-eagle-y. Of course. It's a bit obviously. I mean, he doesn't have, he doesn't even have a hammock and he has one online. And we have eight coins each. But we sat down, try and work through this. Hey guys.

Oh, hi. This is odd, isn't it? Podcasts has been going well. Why do I feel like we're in trouble? We're not even in our tracksits, yeah. First thing of the day, you're gonna do this. Thanks for meeting me here. Well, we just try to do the podcast, yeah. But like, obviously, thank you for taking the time over.

I'm a schedule, I know how busy you are, Andy. Over 10 weeks in, and I think we're going to be a bit of a groovy vibe. Yeah, it's good. I've certainly been doing well. Yeah, it's good. I've only been doing well. Everybody's been playing their part. We've both made our statement. I worry about changing things up. We've found our flow.

Would we agree we're all feeling really comfortable doing the show at the moment? This is a weak highly part under a bear trap. But yes, on top of a bear trap. So how do we play it here? No, I don't think the show is going to be good. I think we're in dire straits. You would like a change. No, I think stay the course, see if we can get our groove on it in the next 10.

Stay the broad, stay broad. I think so. Don't commit any harm. 10 to stay for the day abroad stay abroad I'm just trying to put Don't commit any I'm Undecided on how I feel I know one thing for sure the status cards are best bet at all times So let's not make any changes so as is is what you're saying But having said that I reserve my right to have new and different opinions within the next few minutes I feel similar the as is approach is what worried me But having said that, I reserve my right to have new and different opinions within the next few minutes.

I feel similar. The as-y's approach was what worried me, because... Because a American podcast to quit Austin, he mowed in and then hit my side. And he had links to a big corporation that wants it on the show. So immediately we're selling out. Well no, he said, he said in his email, do add a dash, pay you to wear those tracksuits. Well no, certainly not. I don't think we've ever got free.

My blue one I've had for like 10 years. Exactly. And he said, that's all I need to know. Suddenly we get a delivery from Puma. It's actually. And he said, that's all I need to know. Suddenly we get a delivery from Puma. Oh my god. Switching it out. Trading strides for a cat. Puma of come forth and they've sent us some track suits. Now just make this very clear, I haven't seen the track suits and... Why are you doing the deals? What are you doing out of this? I'm not being jealous!

I get nothing out of this. I can show the correspondence. I said to the lady from Puma, I can present the tracksuits but they might be poo-pooed by the team. So that's the branding risk you run. At which point she slipped in the fat stack of bungee and went make sure that doesn't happen.

So this is the moment where I'm going to open this box. I slipped in a fat stack of bungee and went make sure that doesn't happen. And it's like, I can't. So this is the moment where I'm going to open this box. If I see you driving around in a golden Puma-branded car, after this, I'm going to open this box and we can decide how we're going to change it. All right, ready? This does feel a little bit like half-fim of the Mardi Ducks. Where they... So they change outfits?

Yeah, I think that's what helps them win the game. Do they fight? That was the Dude, I'm fighting in jeans. What was that with the problem? Why are you fighting in jeans? Okay, black white and red. They look a bit parachuted, don't they? Okay, we got different material. Oh well, I might not be able to.

Oh, that's a killbilly. I'll probably take that. It's mainly yellow with some black stripes. That looks like killbilly. Does anyone want to change? I will. What are you going to go to? I'll go to the black.

Blackhack. Jack is now a prima base player. I love the idea of getting new tracksuits, ideally, every week. So I am happy to instigate a change. It's a giant slapping the face for Adidas for not sponsoring amps. Yep. And to show other companies what kind of goodies could be yours. Sphere, hang-tend, sweat-hold.

Do you guys listening? Or big games in the tracksuit world? Which one would you like to go there, Pern? I wonder if yellow doesn't do wonders for my skin now. I wonder if it is Wild. I don't think I'm... Ah! It's more of a mustard, isn't it?

This feels very... This feels quite... Mafia casual weekend, where... Do you think it's me? I don't know. Good dealings. Don't think me. Don't think anyone actually.

We're not getting paid for this. We don't know what your deal is. I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't a few. I picked a parachute tracks in here. You're a different material. I'm pretty sure this. I'm a bit of a deafie. You're flicked. I'm pretty sure this is for grandmars. I'm pretty sure I've picked Lucy's favorite toxic.

I'm pretty sure I picked my crab. I was not sure if I was going to say, after all, you're going to stick with your pick. Stick with your pick. Why is it about rustle a bit? Very rich, right? It certainly, now we're in the suits doing the show. It is conspicuously different to both your tracksuits.

You both have the retro style, tracksuit material tracksuit. You may have seen it like a 70s Olympic Games where you can see yours can be seen worn by a 70 year old woman. I feel like I'm about to go for a brisk walk on the Gold Coast because my Ulstio recommended I do 20 minutes every day. I've got a nice, I've got a good quality wind breaking light weight, comfortable parachute tracks. It's got diamond written on the front.

I don't know why it has diamond on it. I assume that's from Piem is either premium or entry level brand. You know, sometimes coming is called shit things like the platinum, just to trick you into thinking that you've bought at the right level. So I've either got the top end or the bottom end of Piem is parachute range. Like I said, they stick with you pick. They can be no swapping and changing. I'd have to say though, my misstep in picking the tracksuit, it's probably opened me up for

being welcoming to a faster change than the 10 weeks we spent in the Adidas tracksuit. Yes. So I'll probably be looking now as of today to start instigating our next tracksuit. I can't say when it will come, probably won't be next week, but already I'm reaching out to a couple of leads in the track suit world. One thing that I've found interesting about my tracks suit hands. You've got stirrups. I take the shoe off there. I've got stirrups under there. Yeah.

Stopping my pants from falling up. And that's the most important thing a pan can do. You don't want extra comfort of it not falling up. I can do as many handstands I like today. It looks like a slightly tighter pants. And it's a stoop with a button on it too. So it's an optional steering wheel. Yeah, but I've optioned in.

You've opted in, which is smart. The most, the police, all stoops are optional. You just don't leap your ankle through. Why do they need to spend the money? If I was a PMI shareholder, that's what I'd be bringing up at the meeting. I wonder if we needed to spend the money on a press start for the stirrup. When all stirrups are opt-in, you just choose whether or not to leap your ankle through it. Hey, before we get into the rest of the show, and Andy, I know this is your birthday edition

this show, which you made us say that. You made us very aware of it today. I was hoping we could just fly on the fly. You came in and you looked at my life. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you came in and you literally said, what are you doing for my birthday? Hey guys, aware this comes out of my birthday? Do I need to throw any ideas into the show today or is it all birthday stuff?

We just said, I'm late. Look, we might mention it at a very exciting thing coming up. Completely unrelated to birthday. Which you probably scrambled to fill in. And after I said, look, we might bring it up once, but I'm sorry. We can't make the whole show that you're birthday. I know we did that on the radio show back in the day. But we had days and days to fill.

We've got once a week now. We can't just stop the whole thing down for a parade And we said that I have organized a little something But the reason that we'll get to all that we'll get to the birthday stuff Jack just mentioned to us as we were shuffling our papers between breaks there Jack goes by the way guys isn't this crazy? We're in Puma wrap fits now when we used to be in Adidas because Puma and Adidas are arch rival How do you know that and Jack Jack's gone, like, isn't just every athletics brand an archrival of another athletics brand? So the two brothers who made Adidas, how to big fight.

Now I'm skimming through this, how to big fight. The war happened, then they didn't talk to each other anymore. And one of them went over. The war by the way, another big fight. One of the biggest fights. Yeah, a big war two. World war two. Oh, sorry, I thought you made One of the biggest fights. Are we doing World War II? World War II. Oh, sorry, I thought you mean like they had a party

and you were a fan of war. I mean, do it as a family war. No, okay, no, the big war, yeah. So back in the day, World War II made headlines everywhere. They came out of the war and the one of the brothers started Puma while the other one took out of that. So for a while, in the same town, out of that some Puma were at rival brands.

So it's like a real Can an able so which which brother are we on now? We're on Rudolph now But I've always been a Rudolph fan who we who we wasn't at Addy Dessler Addy But you know what his real name was what eight of We're having a bad baby fan been about the late 40s Your name changes there. No know it's a nice. Made off.

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in the room every day of the year. Because when you're best friends with Andy, you're very, you're made very aware that it's his birthday year, every year. However, this podcast will be coming out on the day of your recorded birth. We assume your parents weren't telling any lies, we assume that's your birthday. The 24th of May, once again, we find ourselves the party

within the party, every day of the year you force us to celebrate your... This all stems from the world. Actually, we don't celebrate birthdays. And then this day, when this comes out, as you said today, like guys, what do you want to do about it? How many, do you want to do it? Should we do a two-hour podcast?

What if you're a plan and Jack and I had to just scramble? Because we were in our edge. 24. It was so used to every day being the birthday that it seems a bit silly. It's more of the, we should get a day off on you, but everything should be the eye of the storm. Should be the middle of the cyclone. We would appreciate, we would appreciate a rest, but you haven't given us a rest yet another day passes with demands of birthday celebrations. Look, what do you get the guy that's asked for everything already?

Just one of the things you wanted. I know you get sent a lot of stuff anyway. You want for very little and I would usually with people like that. I'm reminded of the episode of DuckTales where Scrooge McDuck's nephew is making a song because he's a billionaire, he's got everything you could possibly want. Did you make me a song? Have a note? No. Similar vein though. Okay. I, even though it's not your birthday, that's never stopped you before. This is some days before the actual day itself. Yes. I've got you, I have organised the cake. I have organised the special birthday cake. Now, we can either do light it, do the candles in here, but you can't, because of the smoke detector.

Or do you wanna go outside where we can light it? I don't wanna light it. All right, bring it in anyway, pretend it's lit. Pretend the candles are stuff a lit. I mean, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Andy. You know, you'd be glad you didn't lie to your safes.

To you. 37 of the best. Now, I don't know much about cigarettes. This is not... You do. 37 cigarettes in a premium supermarket, K. And the man at the shop, now look, I don't know your brand. I don't know your brand.

You do all your smoking away from me and I appreciate that I've got asthma. I don't want secondhand smoke. I spoke to the man at the shop, he said these are the best ones. He said these are the best cigarettes you He said that he's the best cigarette. The best cigarette you can get the most expensive cigarettes. I told him it was for a birthday and I said, look, I know for cigarettes smokers the brand is a big thing.

They won't switch brands. But maybe there might be some new new podcast is here. Maybe. And I need to really make this very clear. Maybe you can trick yourself to this expensive brand on your birthday. I've never smoked in my life. Have you haven't smoked today? That's the first step. I haven't smoked today.

Have you smoked this week? No. Good for you. But I think, I mean, I'll leave these in your hands. I haven't counted how, I haven't counted how. I haven't. 37, there's 37 cigarettes there. No one else knows how many there are.

You do it in what you want. With 36 cigarettes, standing up. Set of candles. the candle you can use I can't use I'm not smoker that all I'm saying here functional candle for you You're spewing these aren't let out you the over here Enjoy you nothing expected this share There you go mate. Thank you go from like that. Oh, okay? Poghouse is gonna take half an hour break and we'll be back with a head spin.

Hey, it's a few days since the Royal Wedding. It's come of the essence of Royal Wedding and we promised us an exclusive. I promised the team an exclusive. Mum, I've ever listened to last episode of The Podcast. Yes. We're staying at a place in London on the 19th, the day of the Royal Wedding, and it just haven't had a Royal lunch, I think it was. 95 pounds ahead, and Lord of Harkwha.

Well, we can't call it a Royal Wedding. Remember, he's name Andy. What more do you want from me, sir? I would like a name. Thanks for answering. Lord someone was there. Harry's, Harry's fifth cousin and he's, he's just doing all these catches all day going, it was racing from venue to venue, you know, just jumping and giving five hot facts about the royals like Brendan Favola just going around the day. He's starting in the morning, starting with kids clinic finishing up at night at the sportsman's bar,

that's the corner to midnight in the city. So, Mum was on the list, that dislodges on the list of the cashies. I said to Mum, get us the best, God's, Mum went quiet all weekend. Wow. I wasn't even sure this was going to happen. She was going to have a story.

I wasn't even sure this was going to happen. And you're going, Mum, I'm giving you just a loose thumbs up, you know, we come to record the podcast. Even now, even only the only this morning on the way in, did she send me a photo because I said, man, you're still good to do this. So you're going to be a correspondent because, you know, it's going to be you, we thought versus Brad Banks, so we're going to call it a minute to our mate who was there. He's got a history of being correspondent. So he's still good to go. She sends me a photo of the menu. It's a, yeah, great.

But did you get some guts? Did you talk to Lord Farqua? Minutes ago, I get this. Sorry, Hammie, can you do it in an hour? I'm still out at dinner. All right. I said, what? Oh, no.

No. We're nearly finished. It's like 11 o'clock. Yeah, that's a good one. No. Maybe she's, she's out to dinner with the Farqua. Oh, I hope so. So here's what I o'clock. No, no. Maybe she's out in a with the far quack. I hope so. So here's what I think, Jack.

I'm sorry, I guess it looked no. We're not going to take up much of your time, but we, this is the moment. I think I did. I always call it. Exactly. She's going to be flustered. So I'm just giving you the heads up. But, uh, still look, we'll take up two minutes of time. Yes. As far as far as correspondence

goes, you're first outing. Yeah. I thought you'd put a little bit more time. Yeah. We've had Hollywood stars that are easier to coordinate, but this is like an hour. I'm at dinner. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hi, Mum. It's, uh, it's me and Andy. How you going? Hello, you and Andy. I'm going walking. Oh, funny. Did you run him over? What did you do? You had running over rabbits? It sounded like you were disappointed you didn't run that rabbit over. What are you doing? What's happened?

Where are you? We've been trying to come to from dinner. It sounds like a... It's like dinner in Winchcomb. Winchcomb. And as a pub. And Sally's driving. He said, I'll tell you why. Why don't you jump in the Volvo? We'll go run over some runners on the way home. This is England. It's good luck in these parts.

We love this stuff. Now, all right, now, you got... Terry, it sounds like you're having a hoot of a towel. Yeah, we don't want to drop the knife. Oh, we love this stuff. Now, all right, now you got to do it. Terry, it sounds like you're having a hoot of a talk. Yeah, we're not going to drop the knife. I know. Sorry, we've got to finish up in the studio. So sorry for calling, during dinner and rabbit hunting.

Part of it. How was the lunch with Lord Farquhar? I was with you know, it was with you know, and his name was Lord Sir Boy and you know, it was Lord Sir Boy and he's, um, he's, he's, you know, it was Lord Sir Boy. Same as the one just with Lord Sir Boy always. I think I think. He was lovely. We got on like a whole lot of fire. Oh, okay. So he is, could there, is he single? Could there be another royal wedding happening? He's in the people's single, Andy, sorry.

He's not the prettiest of the Lord in the realm. A direct quote from Game of Thrones. So that's one bit of God's rum. Yes. What Lord firmoy is not the prettiest of the Lords. Curie, how do you met Harry before? Oh yes, he's a Harry second gufford. Yes he knows him well.

He knows him well. No, no, no, no, Diana's wedding, and he was at William and Kate's wedding. But he didn't get invited to this one. So he's on the out. How did he feel about that? Well, he explained that this was a different kind of wedding, because the other two were state occasions, because both Prince Charles and Prince William are going to be King's one day.

Right. So, they have a lot of forms. Social, not a form. Yep. Yeah, it's still a royal wedding, but it's not a state occasion. Okay. So, as such, the other two had much, much bigger guest lists, which meant that, you know, you weren't the favourite favourite you might get included.

So the other winnings that have to invite not one to invite and probably Firmoy would have seen guys like George Cleary Rock kept going oh I see there's one of the hotties there. We all know I'm not the prettiest of the laws. What's Firmoying? It's about half of tall and twice as well. Oh no, I make a suburb. That's good gossip. No, I'm not making it. That's good. I mean, any good other insights about what there'll be secret passages or things that

would have done at the reception or stuff that the public wouldn't know? Well, there was a lot of, yeah, well, for a start, people were very interested about who might pain for the wedding So we were assured that the queen pays the queen paid for everything Not Megan's mum or dad. This is tradition Not me Yeah, that's what Megan's dad can come once Oh, I'm out of money

Okay, it is and I think we should leave it because that is an amazing report. That's really good. We actually have learned heaps of stuff there You got rabbit scalps to get you got rabbits to run over and to pinder the front of the Volvo So thank you we're gonna now cross to our actual correspondent Brad blanks now that was terrific my money Oh god, how many days to your home? I guess home on Saturday evening lovely Travel safe. We will leave you and and I'll pick social calendars. I'll pick you up on our podcast. I'll bring a forward drive. I'll take the backspread Simply gave you a little bit of Aussie rabbit. I'll be waiting with all my circumstances. I've got plenty All right, thanks mom great corresponding have a good night. Enjoy the rest of the holiday, we all call Brad Blanks now.

Cheers. Okay. Bye. Thanks mom. Okay and now it defaise too, of our Royal wedding wrap up. This is a difficult for Brad because your mum just smashed it out of the past. I told Brad the rules, I said look, she got a royal flush. I said, look, Mum's gonna be on before you.

She's had access to a Lord. You're not allowed to know what mum provided. You just have to give us your best-ghosts. And we'll be the judges at the Andy Jones now. Blanksey, how are you mate? No, I'm a Haley Shandy, how I have felt and feel and got to this challenge. Yeah, you're beautiful, mother.

Blanksey, you would have to be the underdog because people have a certain expectation from you. You've been doing correspondant work on our show in globally for 15 years. So people expect you to find the nooks and crannies of the good stuff. And mom, this was her first foray into being a correspondent,

which we have to be a bit lenient on too. And she really delivered. So Brad, let's start this this where were you for the wedding? Oh it was an early morning start for me 7 am I got there to the beautiful little town of Winter and I found a spot that I was very excited about. There's a barbecue meat restaurant. It's just a bit we tell us you missed the entire thing because you would find a Guinness certificate for eating three whole pigs. I've been to the fresh shop I was founded in 1622 and it's where the soldiers would eat their meat and drink that beer and make their late time.

I felt very esteemed to be in this venue. Okay, okay, let's try and eat 400 years of indigestion and meats with. We're not trying to add some history to what is a very early lunch I can Tell from the padding already that the gossip could be filled the ground Okay, so Brad did you get any one of notes? Did you get any of the guests? Yeah chatting seeing learning effect? Because public wouldn't know. I saw some people walking in that had really good sense of how I could see them from the window, the barbecue joints.

I'm at the scene. Okay, okay. Well, we're looking for here, those breadzakes. What would the public not have seen, you know, the three billion people that watched it worldwide? We saw people in suits too. We had a great view. So, for instance, Kerry, Kerry, Hamish's mum met and chatted to at length a prince Harry's second cousin

First time as correspondent Load for Lord Fermoy ever and his love for the for my if you leave if you've got a royal calendar of all uh... prettiest lords in the real he's not that you'll just end up well i'll pay what i did do all

yet but he got a spot based on the window of the barbecues joint i'm leaving out of the barbecues joint is across from the exit where the royal carriage came out. I'd win the window and I was met and I was preparing really where to come around with their horse-drawn Terry's IELB Megan's name like six times with the talk of my voice and she kind of looked at me. Kind of looked at me. I'm so peripheral glamps. This radio of Brad's potential security threat.

Brad, you sent us some audio. Who was it? Who have we got? I mean, this is the man, Brad. I mean, you've got into Elton John's Oscars party. Yeah. You were clutching Peter Jackson's Oscar famously on our show as you talked to us one night too.

Who have we got? Cleamy, a mile. Who's the guest? Oprah. This is a guy called John and he's a biggest royal fan in England. No, everything about the royal, he's an expert. He camped on the streets for six nights. On the corner right there with a royal carriage came around.

This guy will give you the gossip, Hamish Manny. Oh, he doesn't sound very busy. Let's have a listen. How are you, John, Hamish Mani. Oh, he doesn't sound very busy. Let's have a listen. How are you, John? I'm so delighted. It's almost been here, so all our lives were so pleased now. Harry and Meghan, now, our husband and wife. And this one person would be ever so proud.

And that would be Princess Diana. Talk about your emotions when you saw them in the carriage. I filmed it, and I said, Meghan, Meghan, has she looked that way, as you waved it all, as you look so standing and beautiful and how he was so proud of his wife, this whole emotional, I want to get this day. Did you get excited as a man? Of course I was good, I thought, look at this, we're seeing Megan and how he now in love with each other. I just can't describe the way it's how he feel. How beautiful was Megan then?

The most beautiful skin, the sparkling brown eyes. I like diamonds, the most pulsing brown skin. She's just so beautiful. I can see why how he fell in love with her first sight. How do we celebrate tonight? Congratulations, Ansela Brazians. Prince Harry and Meghan as his wife. Congratulations, Ansela Brazians. You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man, man.

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You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man, man. You challenge a man an expert, he's a madman. You chatted to someone that sounds like Ross with brand of a whole bag of helium. Secondly, all he bought was exactly the same thing that you did was just your Megan when they went past and he got a casual glance. I mean, I saw one point four and one point against your claim that is a royal expert

He knew who Diana was but then he kept referring to me in his Harry's wife So at times he forgot her name and her title. So I don't know if he was the greatest expert all time You but we all know the eyes brown diamonds Beautifully what was amazing? You've got to rise brown diamonds. We hope that. Which I know if you're shopping for an engagement ring fellers. Don't get a brown diamond. This has been absolute pancing for you Brad.

My mom absolutely brings around you in terms of gossip. And we call it a live in the middle of a rabbit hunt. A vehicular rabbit hunt. Ha ha ha ha. Brad, we'll let you go. Reach out only when you've got something better. Listen to the podcast. Yeah, listen to the podcast and hang your head in shame as you carry Blake.

I'd be with the fact they missed a rabbit and then be the front rings around you with the gossip. Thanks, Bradley. I'd say about what's fine. And as this podcast will be launched on your birthday, um, specialest day of days, I've organised a very, very special birthday treat for you. And me, I suppose, in all of us. I know what it is. I know, you know.

You're aware of what happened, who, who, who aware what we've got snuck into last week's podcast. I know you do a listen back sometimes. And I request that one down load be taken off our official figures. LAUGHTER I mean, I think you'll account your listen amongst the population. Well, I'm still getting advertised, do you? No, but you're immune to it.

LAUGHTER We can't trust you. Um, and it is, of course, a birthed addition of this. MUSIC and trust you. And it is of course a birthday edition of this. BELL RINGS Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way it likes it. But what if it wasn't?

Upset Andy. And so many people have written in, have jostled to be in the queue. We've got a bunch standing by. Can I give you a quick upset Andy one? Sure. How have this by the zoo. Side note, I know it will. Obviously recently in our house we had a birthday occasion, some lollibags made, some cakes were decorated. We had a surplus of smarties, which is interesting given the history. The history on this show of smarties. But we did say that they are the preferred cake decorating.

Yeah. Cause they're flatter. Yeah. They just have a nice machine on a cake. So did a little family Batman cake. Nice. Did a great terrific job, just needed yellow for it. So you've got to get bags of smarties.

We also have a small tupperware container in our cupboard that's full of, I'm going to say, approximately 200 M&Ms, that were being used as toilet training treats for sunny, and now just sort of daddy treats whenever you feel like you need to know. He does a good pool as well. If I get it in the bowl. We had a bowl, so we had a bowl of smarties, so I was going to put these away somewhere. I haven't open up cupboard.

Seems crazy if it's to me to open up a new, whole new tub where you didn't miss the smells of the evidence. And I went, look, you're a small colorful candy. You're a small colorful candy. Insane. Who cares? You guys jump in together. Who cares?

I got a lot of stuff to worry about in my life. I don't have time to open up new tub again, first and loose. My taste buds would care. If you want an M&M, you'll find one in there. If you want to smell it, you'll find one in there. But they'd be more colourfully. So we can eat all I hope not. Can't be.

It's searching it through. Letter mix. Okay. Don't be racist. Fast and loose. Enjoy it. Does it upset you? Yes. Of course.

I thought I would, Rachel. How are you, Hoi? Hoi, Hoi. Hoi, Rachel. Rachel, you get something that could upset Andy? Yes, we're very happy to have you there, say Andy. Thank you. I was really surprised and we eat, I feel like driving in both of my car headlights went out,

but I've just been driving around with my fog lights on and said, this is not all fun for me. And I'm going to tell me in, tell me in, tell me in, and the number plate there, no, Rachel, totally fine. I'm going to tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, Rach, fast and loose, you'll do it when you've got time. We do recommend safety first, those two are our valued listeners. Harry, a hoi mate, how are you? A hoi boy. Oh, hi, Harry. Happy birthday, Annie. Good boy. No need. Some need. So, that's the other day I'll say thank you. Well, it's all you around for you. There's a bloody pest in there. Okay. That's me. That's why I find it absolutely annoying. Harry, what have you got to upset Andy?

This one, upset, that a lot. I do it a lot when you go and open new boxes, you try to open the plastic neatly. We just ripped open. No, no, no. Zero another month. You don't need to rip it at all. You need to open it carefully because.

No, I'll pass the loose. I know you've passed the loose. But Harry, is it just, is it all all right the box is that's what the box is therefore to catch on the loose cereal. No because when you you have to roll down you know I don't have to do it even the plastic on the inside to keep it fresh. I don't have to do a thing. You don't either Harry. Harry what and with a rip when you can't roll it down nicely. Sometimes I just let it go all in the box. I don't want to wear the plastic wrap as a turban. What a year, right?

What a great guy. It's just lying. It's just plainly lying. I think there's a category which would be faster than 2 looks. I think the plastic is the only thing. I can't have time to plastic. I'm just kidding. I'm tired to check. Next one, whoever. Holly, Holly. Holly, Holly. Holly, happy birthday Andy. Thank you. Thanks, Holly, for easing my burden momentarily. Holly, what do you got to upset, Andy?

So my younger brother likes a bit of a cook up that doesn't like the cleaning, so what it'll do is if he need to hard boil some eggs you'll just whack them straight in the kettle. Smart. Yeah. Smart. Which then if someone wants tea after that it will have a bit of an eggy aftertaste. Oh, did it really have a hard time?

Yeah. If it's got an eggy aftertaste after just some eggs boiling in that water. So we'll dip harder I say. Will they cook properly though? Of course they will boil in water. No. He knows how many turns it needs. All right, let's say because a single turn that wouldn't even cook properly. Yeah, I think it's like three and a half turns. Okay, okay.

Okay, turning the eggs. No, I'm talking about turns. Turning the kettle off. Turning the kettle off. That's very easy. I'm pretty sure they cook you. Yeah, what? I don't mind this one. This is not upsetting me. This is the efficiency. You're gonna see the efficiency. It's like the guy that rang up and said

that he occasionally just cracked the egg straight onto the stove top. The electric stove top. You didn't like that. Well, again, I didn't mind that for the efficiency of not having fun. I reckon you like this one because you hate tea. Yeah, I don't like tea.

Yeah, so I'm not using the kettle for anything else. That's the thing. If you loved tea, I, I don't like tea. I'm not using the kettle for anything else. That's the thing. If you loved tea, I think you would hate the egg one. So I'll only get really good try, but I'm neutral. No, not even. I'll bet you'd actually give me an idea. Please do me.

Oh, nothing. An accident. Pleasing. Tara. Tara, are you guys having any cut-up said Andy for this special edition of Upside Andy? Oh, hey, boys. I'm happy birthday, Andy. Good girl, Tara. Thank Andy. Oh, hey boys, and happy birthday Andy. Good girl Tara, thank you.

So I have two clocks in my car, and the one on the radio has the right time at the moment, but on the dashboard is daylight saving time. No, Tara, you have pissed on the hornets there. And the hornets do not like it. If they're an hour out, it's appalling. If they're just a minute out, it shouldn't be, it's not right either. You've got him, Tara.

It's, anyway, it's quite odd. It's right in the slot for Android. It's right up to the employees. Car inefficiencies are the most heinous kind of inefficiency to Android. It should, I mean, it should also always tell the correct time, I hate things being out, as far as early late. But then, yeah, just update your day-lots savings.

It's finished. You've had your time. I've got a 24 o'clock that when it goes past midnight, it just goes 25, 26, 27. It's up to 10,000, you just have to know why you're starting it. He doesn't. Final one, Matt.

Matt, oh, hi. Hi, Phil. I'm Jack Bellons. Good boy, Matt. Thank you for taking one off the table for us, saving my vocal cords. What have you got, Manny? What could upset Andy? So we've got a communal carton of eggs, but my house may have nice to share at the house. But every now and then he takes a couple of the eggs out of random positions in the carton,

so a lot of them, the regulation of sequential order. Okay, so he started the he might we'll just start the two at the end he might take one from the middle one from the line one position eight line two position three. Yeah, it's so we yeah, because like we I like to know at any one time and certainly actually left so whether it's six or seven eight left. And you can't tell me if there's five eggs left and I was scattered amongst the twelve holes that you wouldn't find that frustrating But when he's so if you're but man if you're opening the lid you can see how many eggs can't you yeah But if there's five left for example your eyes are going

I think that would know you I 100% I'll put money if you didn't know about this and I could secretly film you'd even those up. I'd even it up If you didn't know about this and I could secretly film you'd even those up. I'd even it up. Or that it has to upset you. I'd be, I'd even it up but not like, it's more just like the way I'll tell you in turn of my life. You'd be like, ah well, people are idiots for that. I can go, I'm here to put things back right. Order, man.

Order, man, to the rescue. Thank you, mate. Thank you. Thank you very much for the present.