Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 14

Episode Date: May 30, 2018

1. Matt Dellavedova2. Suits wedding bump3. Horgs – stolen car update4. Smarties chat5. Power Moves6. 2 Foot Tony cover7. Jack’s new gig8. Bec’s fish

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. You are, you are, you are. Well, you are. You are, is what? Is what policeman would say, if they were saying hello, hello, hello,

in the Nanondara region, Nanondara language, sorry. Fantastic. Central Australia. Central Western Australia. Western Australian desert. And this came in from Ben, who said that they

listened to the podcast while hunting Goanna. Awesome. In the Nuna and Dara area. Now that is an iTunes chart I want to see. Under podcast there's a lot of specific charts. Goanna hunting podcast. Not about Goanna hunting, but nice background info. Nice little background, little background ambiance to have. Yeah. As you throw in there and a couple of G-net. I don't know how you get to go in there. Probably not a net. Oh my be. Could be a G-net. Could be a G-net. Yeah, yeah. Or a... No, maybe it's a G-spear.

Probably a spear. Yeah, yeah. That'll... In the age of a battle of Goa and a versus spear, spear is often one. Oh, yeah. Whether you're a spider, or a spooker, a spear, a tra often won. I see where the, where the, where the, where the, where the, where the, where the, you are a spooker, a spira, a, a trapper, a kicker, because several guys involved in the go-and-a-hunt, no doubt. You go, one's going to spook the go-and-a-t, so he runs the other way, one's going to trap him, so he goes the other way, one might kick dust up to confuse him, and then the spear

that comes in. So whatever role you play in the hunt, I'm feel very correct, if we've slightly got that wrong, I'd highly doubt we had that out of it. I think by simply guessing our way through it, we've nailed it. What an honor to be listened to when I go in a hand. Yeah, I'm on a... And I came another honor here. Straight into it. I... This is... I mean, the NBA Finals is on at the moment, big time.

LeBron James has just made his eighth final series in a row, even if you're not in the buzz, well, get a bit of a name for himself now, LeBron. That's a huge thing. It's taken in this long, eight in the bus, well, get a bit of a name for himself now, not LeBron. That's a huge thing. Take it in this long, eight and a row, for people to go, okay, what are you? Yeah, you're found the career that suits you the best. Yes, we're not going to get you across the shop, put anymore. He's career counselor, who said, I think, is she going to the NBA, is finally breathing a sigh of relief?

Because it's beginning to look like you pushed him in the right direction. I'm, I'm watching a bit of basketball, as it gets to the pointy end of the season in the American basketball, one question came up for me and I needed to be answered by an Australian champion. And it's not me. It's not you. No, he's up to it for a different champion. We've got someone on the line who has played alongside LeBron James.

Got a ring baby. He has won a championship with Cleveland Cavalier. He plays the Milwaukee Bucks at the moment. Matthew Deliverd over. Tamish Nadi here. Deli the funky homo sapien. Delo you. How'd the go on boys?

You can. I bet you get that heaps. Remember the it 90s artist, Del the funky homo sapien. But everyone calls you Deli the funky homo sapien. I must have missed that one. Yeah, I missed it as well, mate. Put you into the ground, people are saying it.

You're not going to deliver it, haven't you? Thank you very much for joining us, mate. Thanks, Dei. Andy told me to say, look, I've got some questions. Obviously, the finals have been happening in the NBA. Something's got Andy's interest. Yeah, and I said, yeah, and it goes, should we talk about the podcast?

Is it too free to bring it up? And then he has usurped me and gone, I think I'd rather call an Australian sporting hero and talk to the human about it instead. So I'm slightly in the dark about what it wants to talk about, Delhi, but it is basketball related. So it seems like the right thing to do. All right, I'm a little nervous.

Don't be. Don't be. Don't be. Well, I mean, first question, this is not the main question. I've got two main questions. No, how exciting. And the sub question, it sounds like. I'm going to run up two main questions and then desert. First one, do you guys watch the playoffs?

Like I was wondering this too, because you've played with a lot of those guys. Yeah, after we unfortunately lost a boss in the first round. I didn't watch much of the second round. It was a little tough to watch, but I watched this round and obviously Fallon Bainthe pretty closely. They lost a close one last night. I mean this is thing, Aaron Bain's Australian,

he plays for Boston, it was a close one yesterday. The Australia, we get a pretty good team together at the moment. This is exciting. Are we thinking, is there boomers talk already? Yeah, I mean obviously I think we've got the most of these, we've ever had in the NBA and a lot of guys playing significant roles So it's a really exciting time for Aussie basketball, and I know we're all excited for the World Cup in 2019 And then the Olympics in Tokyo 2020 This is what brings you my question here

Okay, well I have one more question before any gets the big stuff. I know maybe do it now It seems like the right time the conversation to yeah, I'll circle back for another big one But this is the big one How do we feel about boomers as a name? Huge one. This is a big call. I I love it. Okay Hang up, Kelly. I can't believe that was this was for that What do you think you want to rebrand the boomers? Who do you think you are? Well, I was thinking about the history Gaze

big etc. I just feel like... Look, like, they're called the Dream Team. Right? But that's American. They taught themselves out. I know. And we're called the Boomers.

I don't even know what a boomer is. How do you... A boomer is a well-loved Australian thing. An animal that is able to knock its opponent down with a sonic boom. Very, really seen. OK, no, for all Indole. Male kangaroo, but... Is it Boomer and Male kangaroo?

Yeah. I just thought you knew that. You did not. Tell me it's you knew that, didn't you? I wish you did not know that. Of course I did, mate. When male kangaroos, the most Australian thing I've ever said is appointed. I'm still not sure if it is.

It's a boomer or male kangaroo. Yeah, because it booms around the town. Like the fun of its tail creates a boom through the ground. Is that true, Matt? Yeah. Yeah. That changes everything for me. I can't believe you didn't know that. I can't. You didn't know that until about three seconds ago. And a bounce as a female. Boom is a bounce as this. Jack, is it right? Can confirm. Can confirm.

Okay, I take it completely back. So you should, man. I'm so disappointed in you. And you didn't know it. You, you, you've already done a one horrible thing with that mouth today and besmurched the name of the boomers, don't you try and drag me into it? Are you from the get-go? Beamer is a traditional Australian animal, don't as a kangaroo. So I was trying to tell you, as you were trying to tear down a national identity, I was trying to jump in and save your career. Unfortunately I was a little flatt-forty, I was a little too late and the damage might

have been done. I'm still OK. I'm still OK. I'm still, I've still got a position in the Australian media. And so, Deli, I know you're going to be at a downtime at the moment if you want to come and do the podcast with me. Maybe I've been asked to have a guy on the show that knows he's out of box.

LAUGHTER OK, first of all then, just following up this, yeah. When did you find out that a boomer was a male kangaroo? I knew pretty early on, you know, following the boomer when I was growing up. I mean, I'll give you a pass on that one. You're just going to have to come to a few of our games, maybe in a kangaroo. I mean, you've got to be a boomer boom You've been you've been to a boomers game holding it can't grow in there. I have what a fraud Thought it was some sort of analogy for dynamite did you shame on you Can I circle back to what we're talking about before about watching the playoffs?

Do you only watch it with other basketball players or are there some regular civilians in the room That you can give expert commentary to I've been watching it with my wife's family, so I've been talking to them But they watch a lot of basketball so they know what they have been played with LeBron James So is it I mean, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation I'd be almost probably asked to leave but how do I it were in your position? haven't played with LeBron James. So is it, I mean, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation. I would probably be almost asked to leave. But how do I, where are you in your position?

How can you not all the time go, oh yeah, LeBron does stuff like that. Like, can you not just be sitting there going, I thought he might do that. Because when I played with LeBron, he would do similar things. I don't pull out the, when I played with LeBron, he would do similar things. I don't pull out when I played with LeBron's life, but I do try to predict sometimes he's going to go left and step back here and they're like, all right, settle down.

One final question I think we might have asked you this before and I think you dodged it, but this is the other big one. It's like, I saw LeBron do something great and then turn around to a teammate and they did a fairly long handshake. Not as long as the one Hamish and I posted on social media last year, that was the longest. But surely they have to practice that.

Yeah, that was a little bit of practice. So when you're working it out, when you're working it, like LeBron would be going, hey, we should do something funky here. Would he call the shots as to what the handshake? Yeah, as far as the franchise owner, I'd be interested to know if that's happening on official practice time, or if that's extra curriculum. I think it's usually on unofficial practice time. Extras, okay.

He got it after work. Is everything at your level, Daley, like, do they go right guys training 10 to 12 Thursday, or is it just like, assume you'll be training all the time? Like, do they have to tell you, so it's top time to training? It's pretty much assumed that you get a text message the night before saying exactly what time everything starts. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just having the last time I tried for a sport with you nine soccer. I'm just going, I'm going to text message me before for Mr. McCallic, I'm always going, oh, we need you very extra half hour.

I'd be ropeable. But at that stage in my life, it wasn't my career. So just, I do understand how different things can change. Matthew Deliverd over, thank you for joining us mate. Thank you for clearing up the national treasure. That is the boomer. I love the boomer. so about what Andy did. I will be in a game. I will be dressed as a boomer And we will be there. Pouchless. I repeat pouchless as he's the wander of the boomer

Cheers, bud. Thanks for your time. Thanks, mate. Thanks for having a good while Thanks for it, it's have a good one. And a bit of a few weeks now since the Royal Wedding. And I've come across two of Eve's Drop, two conversations. In the last week, I feel, which is maybe I feel there's getting a bit of a snapshot of something that could be happening in the world. I have Eve's Drop, two conversations from older people, let's say 50s and 60s, who are telling each other that they've watched the show suits, which Megan Markle used to be in.

Have you ever seen it? Never seen a suit. I've had people recommend it. I've heard Warnie say suits is excellent. It's one of those shows right? Yeah, I like it. I didn't know Warnie was indoors, we'll watch it now. You know, I got myself a beer sitting down for a night of suits in the hotel room. Yeah, I got my suit on. I've had people who I trust recommend it. Right. And go, you know, why aren't you watching suits? You're just like, oh, just don't get to it. Didn't get to it. I feel like I'm watching most of the good stuff. I think suits, I don't think I'm being a fancy for when I say suits is

second tier for a lot of people. I think I'm not going to be a fan of the suit. I'm not going to be a fan of the suit.. I feel like I'm watching most of the good stuff. I think suits, I don't think I'm being a fancy for when I say suits is second tier for a lot of people. It's no one's going, oh, you know, sopranos, madman, suits, the best television of all time. It's kind of, you know. They didn't have billions. It's like a billion. Which I have watched. So if you want, if you're gonna go, you're not watching a suit-based stuff, you're saying. If you want, if you're gonna go, you're not much enough suit-based stuff, you're saying. Any eye-agreements?

Well, you're sometimes for a polo. It's just, it's just billions. It's just tier two. But Paul Jemarty's always in a suit. Very entertaining. Very entertaining, but disposable. Yeah. And do you have a great synonyms

he's still going, by the way? Jesus. That's tier three. That is now tier three. And that's a sample one. Absolutely. What do you used to be? You used to be a mass C-T-T must see TV it was tier one when it's first year

But I it's like I don't know it's you're going crazy. So that That's on payo Since it's still still she still other she must be Dr. Riches God. Oh, she drives to to set in a goal. She known to hospitals by now. That's pure money makers The it's interesting you bring up though that it's it's not T1 because the people I've overheard twice on Tuesday occasions, the couple's talking about it going, I'll look at David and go. And then one person used the word trashy, which I think is probably unfair, but to them that's how it seemed. But that would think on tarages trashy.

Yeah, they're pretty, I like to the crown. Let's have a look at suits. And to them, okay, compared to the crown, it's trashy. That seemed unfair, but that was the gist of both of these conversations. I thought to myself that's probably happening worldwide Yes What I've actually done is prepare a what I believe to be an accurate snapshot of The head the showrunner the boss of suits the guy in charge of the show of suits Talking to his team over the last few weeks because they would have noticed There's this huge interest worldwide in suits, suddenly.

So in this small piece of, I've got Jack to accompany me on guitar. That's really nice. In this I remember I'm playing the boss of the show and Jack is all the other people that work on the show. And I've tried to capture really what I think's going on. It's suits headquarters, really from the Royal Wedding, which was May 19, till present day.

Go for it. Here we go. May 21. Hey guys, great news. I've really been noticing the downloads of our show's suits rocketing up. Looks like word is finally getting out that this show is the show to watch if you want snappy drama. Whatever it is you guys are doing, good job, keep it up.

May 22. Guys I've heard a few whispers that people think the recent number bump is because of Megan who used to work on our show. I honestly don't think that's the case. I think people are genuinely loving the show irrespective of that as they should. We're almost positive that it's the wedding bump that is causing it We think people only download Cause they heard Meghan Markle's on the show

May 25th, guys, I don't want to hear any more Meghan Markle talk Bottom line, if these numbers hold, we are on track to become the biggest show in the world I think we should be celebrating, in fact, of us Mary to book that Italian place, Dominicios. I know it's expensive, but we're going to have some more money coming in and I think we should celebrate the success of the show. The wedding bump, it is the wedding bump. I swear the extra numbers is the wedding bump. May 27th, guys, I can't stress this enough, there is to be no more wedding talk. The download numbers, which in middly have plateaued a little bit today, are still regularly high. That's the headline we should be talking about.

May 30. Guys, something's happened. I'm talking to our tech guys about it. I don't know, I think there might have been a glitch or something, but it seems like the downloads are quite a long way down today. I'm going to get back to you. May 31. Okay gang, bit of an announcement. I just got out of a meeting with the tech guys. As I feel I said all along, yes, there has been a bit of an uptick in our streams and downloads, but I do think that was probably due to global interest in Megan from the show who married a member of the British Royal family. That interest does seem to have slowed down now and viewing levels are returning to the normal fan base levels we've always had. I would just like to caution anyone about looking at those recent past few days figures as

any kind of new normal. It's not. Are we still on for Dama Nietzsche? Oh, this week I have cancelled our booking at Dama Nietzsche. Yeah, that's accurate. I'd be really surprised if that's not happening. Hey, Horg's joined us, a good friend of the show and of the people, explaining he's the way his car got stolen just recently on the podcast.

A few weeks ago now, and I hadn't really talked about it much with him since, and I said, always the fallout from the car being stolen. Because from memory, good. Stolen, and dinged into a tree, and he was, fingers crossed for a ride off. Yeah, exactly. And I think that's all fine.

He got the ride off. Yes, right. And the other thing was we're going to play golf. He said, don't have any golf clubs. His golf clubs were in the car. His golf clubs have been stolen. I know. Right.

Don't smirk at me, they've actually been stolen. Like, yes, of course. Yes, of course. And he picked the wrong day to hide all these wife's diamonds in his golf bag. Well, all right. Not those diamonds. His receipt's got damaged in that hailstorm. Well, all right. Not those diamonds. His receipt got damaged in that hailstorm.

Well, yeah, those diamonds. When it rains, it was on your receipt. It's funny you say that because he said to the lady, she's like, was there anything in the car? He's like, well, yeah, there was. You know, as my golf clubs were in the car, she said, how much of that? He said, well, they're about $2,000. My kid scooters in there. And before you could get to his diamonds the lady went oh look I'll stop you there you've only got $500 worth of cover for actual items in your car so he's like oh gosh so he did tear up his list

yeah we did remember when you were palm pilot got stolen out of your car yeah the pinty yeah sorry guys we'll do you remeber anything after the show off Mark your palm pile at God's Doll in the back. Yeah, the pinty. Yeah. Sorry, guys, would you remember anything after the show off, Mark? A bigger bummer was his wedding ring was in his golf bag. Was it? Yes.

It actually was. Just hang on. Jack, turn the marks off for a sec. Are we just helping Hawke's egg? Because he's lost his wedding ring. No, I know, he takes it off from time to time. Has he just took it off and lost it? No, no, he takes it off from time to time. He just took it off on last day. No, no, no, it was in the bag. Through. Yeah, through. Mark's back. Oh, no.

That doesn't sound any good. Poor guy. He must be devastated. I know how much he loves that ring. So I go to Hawks., oh wow, I can't, need me married for Newly Teen, you love can't believe you've got, I thought you guys couldn't believe it either. Couldn't even have had it on. Did he lose it for some time? I go couldn't, this is where I was like,

couldn't believe it, I thought you'd lost it because you lost it for a bit, found it again, and it was a gift for quite a while. I was like, yeah, but that was like in the first three years. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, I said, so you've done like eight years of keeping an eye on him. Of keeping an eye on him.

He said, not exactly. Not exactly. What do you mean? He said, I think I thought I told you this. He goes, it was stuck in the car vent like the front like car vent, which does the domestic on your front windscreen. Right.

He goes, I got stuck in there. I had a new one in there. You guys knew it was there. And I said, how long for it? Three years. It was like a sight. So I said, do you think about getting else like no, because I just knew where it was. And I was actually safer.

For that three years, I felt very, very peace until Kate went, hey, I think it's time to try and get the ring out. And he said, just be warning, we know where it is right now. Put it on that finger, it's at the bat and public, it's dangerous. It was $1500 to take off the whole... Thank you, Nick. Yeah, like it got here to take off the whole dash to get it out. And immediately he's got stuff. The irony thing, if it was still in the vent,

they did recover the car. It would was still in the vent. They did recover the car. It would have still been in there. And a bit of a food scoop. I love a food scoop. Well, I'm a bit light to the party with this food scoop. I somehow miss it. Like we all know and love M&Ms, we all know and love M&Ms.

We all know and love M&Ms minis. Not so much. You don't love a mini? No, you don't like the shell to chocolate ratio? Yeah, the shell to chocolate ratio is a skew. And that's why the original M&M range is a print. Yep, you like just the perfect ratio. I think I've talked about this before,

but when the last year, sometime the Eminem block, this is not what I want to talk about, but Maes will throw it out there. The block came out, the Eminem block. It features crushed up minis, essentially, in the block. And to which I just went, this is brilliant. They obviously just stand at the Eminem factory, all the minis that get spilled on the floor

or whatever, or down into the block. It's their unbelievable. The block's fantastic. The Peppermint one as well. on the floor or whatever, or down into the block. It's their unbelievable. The block's fantastic. The permanent one as well. I can't fault it. And it's so smart because it's just using the waste product of all the smashed up menus.

Even if that's a supplemented with fresh minis that they smash up. So we all know and love the M&M mini. I saw the other day, mini smarties. Did you know there's mini smarties? So they're not smarties, mini smarties. They're called mini smarties. And I went, hmm, gee, that rings about.

That does remind me of another circular candy product that also bought out a smaller version and branded it with the word mini. Now, to be fair to Smarties, Eminem put the word mini at the end of their product and many Smarties have put the word at the start of their product. But it does. And Ken, I will. You know, I like the thing I have. We'll notice some similarities in the move. Yes.

In the move that Smarties has made here because M&M minis obviously have been doing so well. Can I ask a question about Smarties versus M&M? I hope you do because I actually researched this heavily. Would we all agree, particularly people of our age, Ham, a bit older, that Smarties really had, Smarties was my space. Smarties had full control when we were growing up. 100% markets. Eminence were nowhere to be seen.

Eminence was an American novelty. Yeah, like a racist piece is now still is. Yes. Yeah, and I support races and I support his pieces. Love his pieces. Not enough out of his bits, never had one, but his pieces are lovely. And I'm glad he separated his bits and pieces

because it's obviously proved successful. So at some point, smarties, similar to my space, got laser. They got caught flat footed. They got caught flat footed. Absolutely. The M&M has come over the top. And if you asked us, if you asked us in the 90s,

how and why they got caught flat foot as candy analysts, as lolly analysts, we would have said, well, because they got Trump, they got usurped by a superior technology because Eminem's melts in your mouth, no, in your hand. And Smarty's got caught being lazy with a multiple die on their candy shell. They got caught, nothing, a multiple die on the candy shell.

Yeah, they got caught napping because they thought they had total dominance. Yes. Just like my space got caught napping. Yep. And it was coming into this. Look, hold these all day. Yeah. If you want.

We, you know, if it wasn't for health reasons, we wouldn't even sell them with a bag. Because you could just carry them around all day. And at the end of the day, they're going to be in mint condition. And you cannot say that about a smartie. And we all jump ship. Yeah. I definitely remember the time I would we'd eat smarties if they were there. We weren't gonna say no to them No, but they got relegated to birthday cakes very much I'd say Jack is that true to you for you as well. Yeah, I remember smarties are very young kid And then do you think you wouldn't you would never go like for instance, it was here remember

Rove on like 2000 had a bowl of M&M. Yeah, you never have your balls. Smarties. I mean that would have been a slightly embarrassing thing to do and you're right. They got really going to the birth they kegs purely because they had a range of colors. I think the original M&Ms weren't colorful. If I remember correctly, I think they're predominantly browns. I do remember browns, but I think they were colourful. But they, I think because they wanted to distance themselves from the slightly smaller. They just smarty-spotted. Over time, they're like, let's just be smart.

Yes. Ironically, M&Ms were smarter than smarties. Like no VFM, it was sounds different, and they just eventually got round to sounding the same, and that's fine. Nice little whack of a former competitor. But a worthy whack and an honest one. You have to enter the market. Well there's no smarty. You don't get a time square and you see the smarty store.

So they mean they were the company that got caught napping. I know they're owned by Nestle and they're trying to do things now and they're trying to funk it up. They're making the blocks as well. They very much just looked at M&Ms and went, can you guys tell us what you're doing? And then it said, look, it's not rocket science. We can't make him bigger, it's too much chocolate. So he just made him small.

The fact that the smarties took so long to come out with a mini version, it does make you, I mean, I think we can say with absolute certainty that this scene took place at Nestle headquarters. You got the Smarties think tank with a bento, look, Eminem Mini's a killing us, come up with something else. And they probably said day one, well look, we could just do it too,

because we'll be honest with you. Let's not do that, let's not do that. Let's not do that guys. Well just hear us out, we'll be honest with you. Can't make him bigger, it's too much chocolate. It'll just be like eating a football of chocolate. I don't mind the other bigger one. Maxi's in a pack, like a taco.

Yeah. Well two taco shells together. Like one M&M. One smarty. I was thinking that big. I was thinking more like a baroque pack. Oh yeah. Comes in single.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. By themselves. No, I was thinking of... You need to see, you could have... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You enjoy one. But... But, you know, you can get the bags of smarties now at the supermarket.

Smarties mono would be an interesting invention. One big smartie in a bag. That's the size of two taco shells together. That would be, but again, the smarties scientists would have said, that's all we've got. We go up, we go down. Down is better. It's more versatile. And the guys like, no, no, no, have a think about it.

Get back to me. Want to hear your ideas. Every week you would have gone in, going, what do you got? We keep telling you, we should just go small. No, we can do better than that. Until eventually they've gone, yeah, okay, I don't care. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. They've missed the boat. They've missed the boat. Yeah. And now, it was, I reckon from what I can tell, it was 10 years gap between Eminem and Minni and Minni Smarties coming out with you.

Heads. But again, we're not sponsored so. Smarties, if you think, if we miss it and everything, let us know. A very amazing power move submission by his coming. Right. That is, of course, now the universe with noise of power moves. Jack does it without us knowing he's going to do it, which is his attempted power move to which we say, yeah, we're going to have to try a little harder than that to power move us, Mr. Post. And I am so glad we're talking

power moves. The response and the flood of power moves coming from people is phenomenal. Yes. I love it. You could just throw a quick one in. I really want this one to be the focus. It'll come for our last week. I got a quick one. Two quick ones. Two quickies. Two quickies. There's so many. I've had to whittle them down to my absolute fives. Really, really quick one from Patrick. Myself and my friends all used to smoke. You'd be familiar with this one, and you've probably done this power move. The good news about Patrick is he used to smoke. I'll note from that. Great one for you to try when you're out on the balcony. People offer me cigarettes now when I'm out.

Do this, do this. Okay, well, so he goes, a power move I love was to prepare a cigarette. So have one in his mouth, stand a distance away from the victim and go, hey, has anyone got a lighter? And he goes, a common thing in our group was we, you know, you would chuck people to lighter. Like if you're 10 meters away, people like to throw things,

people like to catch things. It's a fun thing to do in a group. When someone threw the lighter to him, as was in midair, he'd raise his hand which already had a lighter in it. I wouldn't start lighting and cigarette and their lighter would crash to the floor and he'd pay it no mind. Great power, mate. Great power, mate. You hear yourself for a second. Yes. I thought you'd like the second. Comes in from Dylan Highland. A total Dale Highland.

Valued and important podcaster. He goes, look, this is generally best to use at work with someone that's in a higher or more powerful position. He then writes, for comedic relief in this scenario, I'll use the name Jack as someone in a superior position. That is funny. It's not funny. So he's already got us, Kiglin.

Very simple. It's your opening move to the power, to the alpha dog here, the person in the powerful position. You're gonna get a Jack, how are you? Everything's still pretty quiet at your end. LAUGHTER That's great. It goes, you've just made two things happen. They can either seem like they don't do anything

by agreeing with you, or you've forced the superior person to justify their position and work at the end. I love it. They have both very good. I did it to my wife yesterday. It's not great for wives. But it's definitely works in a works scenario. Because I just got, no, it hasn't been quiet.

What are you talking about? No, I'm just trying to do a funny thing. It's not funny. Yeah. And the reason why this one caught my eye is, it's good. Yeah. But it also comes in from someone that we really like on this show. Not. Who? Well, not Jeff, the on this show. Not.

Who? Oh, not Jeff the machine, not. Close. Jeremy Irvine, our favorite actor. Yes! Our favorite human actor! Obviously, besides the horse in Warhorse, he was the star, the human star.

He was the lead human actor in Warhorse. And Steven Steilberg's Warhorse. And the horse in Warhorse is our favorite animal actor. And Jeremy's our favorite human actor, so that's Steven still puts billboards wall the horse in more horses our favorite animal actor and Jeremy's our favorite human actor so that's why we love that film because both our favorite actors are in human and animal and I'm yeah and oh that is huge I was surprised that Jeff the machine 90 kind of done another one you already did one the other week no Jeremy ever mind and Ambassador for Andy Bihamish. He was on set. He filmed Mamamia too, as PS Brosnan's son, I think, or younger PS Bros.

He sprayed Andy Bihamish on PS Brosnan for us. Yes, I mean, that's incredible. He comes in and says, I've got my favorite power move that I use on my girlfriend. Oh. Is it ingredients, Colin? LAUGHTER One, you must have one very angry girlfriend. They're not talking to you for a couple of days, can't, okay?

Interesting. Do you mind to choose to use a palomose? Also, you must be in the role. Camdo. You guys, for me, for getting plans that the sheet put in the diary months before is normally where it works. You guys, two, you need a bunch of flowers and a card.

Okay. Instructions, Colum. Because at the moment, people would be hearing this going, hey Jeremy, this seems like a basic 101 play. Yes. But I suspect not. Allow her to stew until boiling. And then we would be unattended on the stove. Allow her to stew until boiling.

And then we'll be... We'll be unattended on the stove. Return home with a big bunch of flowers and a card. Oh boy. Let her see the flowers first. I think I know what is good we got. Allow the anger to briefly melt away from her face and give her the card which you've simply written on. I forgive you. What?

You can have the flowers as well. I thought it was gonna be like, power move, bring it home, sit down the kitchen table, write card and flowers to someone else, and send them. No, it's, I forgive you flowers. I forgive you as good. I forgive you flowers as great.

Fantastic. Well done. That's actually really good. And nice to have you back. I might actually do this tonight. And send them. No, it's, I forgive you for that. I forgive you is good. I forgive you for that. Fantastic. Well done. It's actually really good. I might actually do this tonight, because those are a bit angry at me for trying me out everything still quiet at your end.

Might bring her in. I forgive you, bunch. Hey, two weeks ago, James Bay came in and helped put together a song for us. It's turned out to accidentally be a masterpiece. We, the people are asking for the song, the Learning to Serve song, which is called Two Foot Tony. Or one need, no, two foot Tony. It's got two foot Tony. People would know now because it's become part of the lingo, the culture, that you,

one knee-noney is certainly an acceptable thing to be. But if you're a one knee-90 is certainly an acceptable thing to be. But if you're a 1-E-90, you like to play at SAIC, you're a conservative. You don't want to risk the house. You declare everything at tax top. Yeah, yeah. Certainly not a jack post. Here's a fairs.

I would suggest. More of a deep digging into. Yes, all of the 8-10. All of the 8-10. So Jack certainly a 2-foot Tony when it comes to tax time. Warren and deep digging him to yes, I was the eighth one of him. Jack certainly a two foot Tony when it comes to tax time leaving straight to his feet risking it all If he tumbles over, I guess he'll go to jail But if he serves the moment that he's way of life

If he serves his ways of lies and creative accounting all the way into shore, he'll be a hero We're referring to when you're learning to surf creative accounting all the way into shore you'll be a hero. We're referring to when you're learning to surf. You've got a lot of laughs coming from Jack's side of the day. But we want to be really honest about the conversation we once had. You guys said to me the advice you gave was, oh they'll never check someone on your level. Go nuts. That might have been the advice. I mean years ago, back before you were charging his forearm, access to our podcasting data. Yeah. So, we're referring to, we were referring to a song called, God, Too Fist.

Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist.

Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. Too Fist. We'll take each other down. Yes. Two for Tony, the song, a surfing song, and of course, getting up on two fits straight away, opposed to having one knee. Is it a preferred method of trying to get up on a board?

A girl called Jack Host. So maybe she's a Jacqueline or a Jacqueline. I don't know. Host, Jack Center? She couldn't be. Has written in him him and she said, guys, I recorded a full cover version of Two Foot Tony. What a beautiful gesture. And it doesn't surprise me because when James Bay came in and put the music to the lyrics, We're all still weeks later and probably for years to

come, we'll be singing the song and I had it such a catchy tune. She said, the song really touched me as a non-surfer and even a non-beatch attender. That's what it's all. That's what it's all. I've got incredibly fair paper white skin. I was inspired to potentially one day give it a go. So if it gets just one person in the surf, I know it starts, go.

She goes, because as the famous song goes, it's well worth learning to surf. She said, I tried to capture my emotion. It's a troubling thing for me to get out there. And I think she's nailed it. That was... She can find it. She's easy to pedal. You know the feeling, it makes sense the waves appear. Cool your heels, boy, you can't surf. You can't fall.

You know you can look silly and the air is feeling chilly. And your body's old like calling for you. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Come look silly and the air is filling chilly And my body's old like cold and cold Cold and filthy, so I can The line of the man's respect Wish my aunt as her wednesday, but by her cheeks it And maybe the zip

Spend dominantly at the back He's driving to the beach with your wedding outfit. How I grew and joy in the sea. Loving it. Enjoying the sea. Still loving it. I'll grab a shell from the sand, put it to your ear.

The message from the ocean is not in the ear. Here we go, baby. You could be a one-e-know-tee that ain't too beautiful to be. Children's part. You'll be in a rounder row, a pretty straight friend. Because it's well worth learning so. And I think she captures the solvals of breathing very well, I have a little signal. She's put more nights in with James DeGio. Oh, you can taste it on your side Bring it on

Bring it on Jack The only one in the night Is to be as you've used all the years There'll be a battle, a battle And I'll share the pain I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, let's go out. It's so much. I don't know.

I don't know. Who's that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Cause it's well worth learning It's well worth learning It's always well worth learning to sell It's just beautiful Just beautiful. Now that one's, she incorporates James Bayes over here off into the sunset.

She can't play, can't she? What a musician. Yeah. That was stunning. That was stunning. I, the only beef I've really got, is I was watching Jack's face during that. What's up with you today, mate?

Not bone can I? Why won't you getting into that? I was, I was. What I think, here's what I think. He didn't like, her name's Jack Hoast. So he's already feels threatened. He feels threatened. Because he's Jack Hoast.

So he's going, ooh, Jack usually brings songs to the show. So he's going to threaten on the musical front and she's a better musician than you. And I think you'd like to. Through the, during one point during that song, you said, I'll bring it home, Jack. And my thought was, you never say that's me. I'm playing my song.

I think we found it. I think we can a little close to home there for where Jack sees himself. Yeah, Jack. Well, there's a's enough pie for everyone. Well, you don't have to be playing a greedy music game going... I'm the only musical Jack around here. To throw one more ingredient in the, uh,

in the jealousy, slurpy, you're smoothie that he sees. He's slurping on over there. Let's give Jack a host a coin. Of course we should. Absolutely. Jack will probably try and claim it on his taxes, which we know are a big lie.

Well, one of the exciting piece of family news and own is that a member of the team obviously thought this show wasn't good enough. Yeah. Yeah. Young, Kathleen Jack, no, in all seriousnessness has grown up and left the family unit. Yeah, that was this show. I'm not leaving. I'm still going to have a house. It's like your exact current life still living at home, but married and I'll finjoying

other things. No, Jack, are you going to be doing a breakfast radio show? The real deal. Melvin Breck Radio, which is a huge city for those living elsewhere. Oh, yeah, it's like 10 times cork. You're in Ireland. 10 corks in Melbourne. And we're very, very proud that we are excited.

We can't wait to hear you on air. You're a Krishna Connell who long time misses a Visha would know is a good buddy of all of ours from Absolute Radio in the UK. He's coming, he's making a bit of an odds change. He's just like, I want to live in Australia and his hands selected. Jack.

Well, I think I've got a lucky bounce there because he'd worked with this show before. He doesn't know anyone here. So when he was coming here, he's like, I don't know three people, Hay and Machini and Jack, you guys are busy, so I'm just kidding. And it'll prove to be a great choice. It'll prove to be a very, very good choice.

The same way we got you, there was no one really around to push the buttons. We can believe you would do it again. But it's exciting. It is like handing an eye, sort of like, it's like we're the old parents in Charlie and the chocolate factory, we're still in the bed. And we can't get out there and run through the streets.

So you go out, you do your work, you, you know, make good contacts, impress everyone. And Christian, in this this analogy is the grandpa? No, he's really walking, he's walking. Probably more keen wilder than Johnny Depp. Yeah, I mean, yes, more of an English slant. Yeah, the end of the story is though, you get rich and come and share it with us.

Like come back to the house and bring in that bit. That's important, you know, kind of rescue us. Is that what happens at the end of the challenge truck? What does it inherit that longer for? I thought he floated away in the glass elevator and that was the end of the day. That's a metaphor for his bank account, that's going, no, one could go his way.

Doesn't he? And then Charlie stays and has the whole. He gets the whole back to the floor for you. And he, I needed someone that cared about candy as much as I do. It's pulling you straight. I'll go and nick off in the elevator and look, it doesn't, I think it suggests that he's going to help out his family.

Yeah, you don't see the same where he goes back and says, he's your cut. Yes, guys, I've bought with me my lawyer and he's giving you a 4.5% equity share, which I know sounds low, but let me show you the books. And you look at our cash for our EBITDA like this is big. We've got almost no overheads. The Olympus work for free. So you have a very low workforce overhead. Yeah, so there is not that scene in the book, but you're going now.

You will inherit Christian's show, I guess what we're saying is that. And then you bring us back out. I guess we're sort of seeing you as a double operativeative, aren't we? Yeah. Bring him down, steal the show, and bring back the gobsstopper in place in front of you guys. That's true. No, well then you all won, Kerr, so it doesn't make sense. I think I confused everyone with the one good thing. What we meant to really be saying here is good luck.

You're going to do great. If everybody had half my money to give to you guys. Oh, that's an optional, but you said it. If anyone in Melbourne listening, that wants to listen to the breaking show, it will start what's the actual day Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Monday, this Monday, June 4th, and there will be a daily podcast as well. If you can fit that to probably where we draw the moral of the promotional shift.

I would not put in the box up. That is. That stinks. Even just from talking to Christians, you know, the banier for a few days. What he's preparing is very much have it now, I have it never. Product, exactly. For radio, I didn't think you'd fling poop in our face. We trust our people. We think about it.

You're trying to do something, guys. Uh, respectfully. I do really appreciate it, and I thank you guys for- Stand by the message. If you're in Melbourne, do listen to the Breakfast Show with Jack in question. but again, yeah, we couldn't stress more that it will, it's gonna be, basically, it's gonna be

smoked salmon at a barbecue. Yeah, don't you find it. Even now, so they wouldn't need it later. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Andy, I had to end on a sour note.

I think it's been a lot of fun to say, but an issue has come to my attention. The issue is an unfortunate rocky patch. And the otherwise Teflon smooth scenario of you living with your girlfriend back at her house or your house. You both of you own the house, yes. Um, it's both of you.

Don't own the house. We both don't own the house. It's both of our own. They don't own the house. It's both of your houses. We left there there, yeah. But it's back in Andy's house. Yep. Yep. Correct.

Just double checking. I mean, I know a long time ago you lived there by yourself. Yes. Since you moved in, it's both of your house. Yes. And it's both as part of that, you, so you know, your name's on the title to the house. Yes.

But her name is interesting to bring a ownership because her name's on the title to the house. But her name is interesting to bring with hermanship because her name's on the title to the fish. Fido. Yes, we both own the fish. Actually, she owns the fish. Right. I'm glad you say that because I know it's been a bit of an issue. You want to get rid of the fish. No, no.

And I thought I knew this day would come. That's, I think that's been horribly twisted. Beck joins us now. Beck, hello. Hello, these are the facts as I understand them. Andy, after a long reign of pretending to like the fish, because you like animals a lot more than Andy does, after a long reign of pretending to like it,

finally the day has come where he feels comfortable enough, maybe he thinks he's done enough good things in the relationship, that he can cover for the fact he's trying to evict the fish and dump it into a pond somewhere. I, not somewhere, dad's got a pond at his place. I just thought for the sake of the fish, it's getting a little bigger. It could one might have one a bigger home. No, that fish is not going to last a second in that big pond.

Oh, okay one second. Well, it'll be gobbled up. is not going to last a second in that big today, mate, to give you this legal order. A laugh of Beck's lawyer. You may read it out. OK, I've given it to him, Beck. Dear Mr. Lee, my name is Hamish. And my brother used to be a lawyer, so it gives you a bit of the understanding

of the guns we're coming at you with. I'll be representing Fido in this matter. That's the fish's name. It has come to my attention. You are attempting to forcibly representing Fido in this matter. That's the fish's name. If it's come to my attention, you are attempting to forcibly remove Fido from his true owner, Rebecca Harding's possession, citing falsely that sending a house fish to the wild would benefit the fish.

Well, here you did see that angle. Yeah, there you are. Anyway. I remind you, Sarah, I'm on the other team. Stop letting me know when I've scored a goal. This is a classic power move from a human to a fish. It's not the move. It's not the move of a legend.

It's the move of an asshole. You, sir, you are an asshole. Respectfully. If you continue to push for Fido's relocation, Rebecca and I will demand you're a relocation from the house for 24 hours. We must live in the same pond as you a demanding Fido live. This is my final offer. So it's really Hamish Blake, brother of former lawyer. So there are the terms.

If you want Fido to go and live in a pond, you must spend 24 hours in the same pond. So you have an appreciation of. And he's considering. I don't think you've lost it. Been there even though. I've been considering. I did not expect him to consider it. I think I've back him really wants his fish gone.

Oh no. Four hours? No. 24 hours. 24 hours. 24 hours is fair. Four hours? No. 24 hours. 24 hours. 24 hours is fair. Four hours is a can of rougher. No.

Can we meet somewhere in the middle? Uh, all right. We'll take sunrise to sunset. No! No! There. There. I'll never think of that when we come back to your next shot.

Thank you. I'm really surprised. I sort of thought we'd have a laugh in that if he ate. But, um, Beck, we got a case on our hands. We got a case on our hands. Take it back up. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week.

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