Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 16

Episode Date: June 13, 2018

1. Cale the Grape Thrower2. Cherry Picker chat3. Power Moves4. VIP speed round5. Jack and the Dollar Offer6. Song To Cram Pt 17. Song To Cram Pt 28. Final thoughts

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Haymission and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Tullafo, Tulluffa, to Luffa. Now I've done that wrong guys, let me have another go. It's um, oh he's deliberately-

To Luffa, to Luffa, to Luffa, to Luffa. Is to live, is to love. I thought you deliberately did it wrong to then come back with like excellent pronunciation. I'm gonna say Tongan. Er, really close hand. I mean that's a bit rude probably to the Samoans. Oh no, if it is rude because Samoans to the Samoans. Oh no if it is well that is rude because the Samoans live in Samoans. Yeah I know but that's if you've gone for

Pacific Island Pacific region. I know that region. When I said really close close proximity but they probably think that their language is very different. I mean it stones throw away if you can throw the stone from a plane which you've used to go the quite literally very vast distances of between the Pacific Islands. Yeah, but I'm sure we do have Pacific Island nations lifting to the show. I will often nep out and watch a YouTube clip on how to say it and I apologize to the guy to Loffa. He's there. Hello in Samoan. He'd had five and a half thousand views. Like that is down there. That's the standard. That's the standard.

I'm one hand though, you go. If you were going to go to Sonata, you would bother to learn how to say hello and that would be the video you go to. It just sounds me. Anything on YouTube, any amount of views is sounds me. Yeah.

Because any time you see a view, you imagine. I'll put together a game next week where I will... I'll lose. I'll bring you... I'll always underestimate. Because you always imagine, whenever you see the views

You go right five thousand. That's the opera house. Yes. Yeah, would five thousand people turn out one night to see a guy Rundra his pronunciation of how to say hello and some I want you wouldn't think so, but there's the internet proven you're on Absolutely, hey and to kick things off today. Can we Change gears almost imperceivably from your Can we change gears almost imperceivably from your world record attempt at how to perfectly pronunciation, how to say hello? Tell short, yes or no? To a legitimate shot for this podcast to have a world record. Now, wow.

Would it be fair of me to say that as I know Jenny through this year gentlemen we have been both enthralled, amazed, dazzled and sometimes a little bit let down completely underwhelmed by the special skills of our podcast. We've been in credit, we've been blown away by them of course. Getting within 10 pages the other way. Huge moment for the show. That was a shining star. I would say. Sam had got it fell asleep in the studio. He did it, he fell asleep.

But the duck summoning sticks out as one. The duck summoning that we put a lot of effort and money into. Summoner single duck. And so we've had our peaks and troughs and that's what we always knew we would. But at this stage, we're getting a little bit gun shy. Yes.

We're probably less inclined than we were episode one or two to just immediately fly someone from Interstate based off what they've written in their email to us saying I can do something incredible. However, Kale caught my eye ando because he's got a legitimate shot. He reckons at a world record. He wants our help to do it. I immediately saw this and I, this is the kind of victory we need to get right back in the winner's circle on this show talking about how incredible our listeners own, how incredible the podcast is.

We've got him un-hold, but I'll give it to you in a nutshell. He is excellent at throwing a grape up and catching it in his mouth, okay? Which is good, but it's a skill that I can do. You can do. I probably hit four out of five. Three out of five if I'm being honest.

I threw an extra one in there because I'm almost sure we won't test me. Jack, you probably hit at least one out of five. We can do it. We can do it. Generally, when you're here in an amazing skill like, you can't sometimes juggle nine balls. You either can or you can't. This is one of those ones where you can't sometimes juggle nine balls. You either can't you can't this is one of those ones we can sometimes do it. Yeah.

He's not a frequency of catch or an accuracy of catch. He's is a height level of how high you can throw it. He joins us now. Kyle, oh, how do you sir? How are you? How are boys? Good. Yep.

Good to be here. Kyle, Kyle, you speak to say how high are you throwing the grape? Well, I reckon I can get about 20 meters. I reckon. It's amazing. Kale, you've got no point of reference. Yeah, you wrote in your email here. How can you count?

Well, is this is this factory that you've you've cited in your email, AJ Henderson from the USA holds the world record at 21 meters high. Yep. So then, point one point one, eight of throwing a grape in the air and then catching in the mouth. and from the USA holds the world record at 21 meters high. Yep, so it's then caught at 1.18. Of throwing a grape in the air and then catching in the mouth. Yep, throwing it up 21. So to me, that hard bit is the throw. It's the projection of a run.

Yeah, it's getting it out of the earth's atmosphere. Are you throwing it underarm, or do you have to kind of lean back and hike it over? It has to be a lean back over. Well, I've always gone under, I've bought a bag of great class night to just sort of test out a few things and over, I was no good. Can you just don't get the power?

No, there you go. Right, so underarm is the more, so like a vertical softball pitch straight up. Yep, yep. A bucket shot. How, the crazy thing is is how do you know? It's got I mean I reckon once the grapes gone two meters away from your face you struggling with perception I mean unless you're standing next to a building that's 20 meters tall. Yeah, you just have no way of knowing

Exactly what altitude you're getting that grape to yeah, I think that's my issue is You know I can but you just don't know that 15 could be 30 when you get a cherry picker yeah we need to get a cherry picker and we need to to to go to exactly when 21 meters high you're not getting a cherry picker up 20 meters are you probably not you're getting it's gonna be a building now you get a cherry picker 20 I think that maxed out at 16 what cherry is growing on a 20 meter tall tree? Remember in that warehouse the other week with Ryan?

And we go, we were filming through story. He thought the roof was 30 meters high. Which we loved so much. And it ended up being 8 meters high. 8.6. 8.6. We were filming, so he went over time that they cost the production heaps of money.

Doesn't matter. We add a big game going on cows, so our point is you can really, it's very difficult to judge heights of the naked eye. You almost need someone, but I think they do it. We like, surveyors can do it. You can look through using maths. You can like, look through, see the, like, the apex of the arc. And then you can figure out like how far away with you, it's probably a bit, I'm going to put some money on trigonometry being involved. Something like that, Cal, like we could almost get a professional surveyor and if we're going for the world record. I still like the

cherry picker idea. If you and I sit, we might as well get a cherry picker on a cherry picker, but Bush could cherry pickers. On the, you and I are up there and we just see a great coming hover and eye line and then put two flags up and yeah Yeah, like did it get up to us? So like if we know that we're sitting at 21.5 and it doesn't get above our eyeliner We're just immediately waving our flags Kind of like in rugby. Yeah, exactly. No, what could work is going to the top of a 10 meter diving board and

It needs the pool to be drained. Kale stands at the bottom of the pool. Okay, so I would say 10 meters deep. No, the pool to be drained, kale stands at the bottom of the pool. You're okay, see. And I was saying 10 meters deep. Nah, the pool would never be deep. It has to be deep for a dive. I know, how is that more convenient than getting a cherry picker? A cherry picker's only 16 meters, as we know.

Well, yeah, and then we were stillts. We hadn't finished our idea. Stillts in a very good harness, you would hope, because it's gonna be a very embarrassing letter to our loved ones. How do habe chanadi die? They were wearing stills on a cherry-pig. Well, pale, we'll organize the logistics.

Yeah, we're going to figure out the hire. Whereabouts are you in the world? I'm in Adelaide. Adelaide, pale. We can fly you across. This is sort of like the Budratry approval committee. We had the issue with the duck summoner a few weeks ago. That was money, not well spent.

But for this Cal, are you very, very good at this skill? I'm very good at this skill. What have some people said once they saw you do this at parties or whatnot? They've just been surprised because I say that I can do it. Okay, Cal, before you apply your cross. But here they're in, so they everyone goes, oh, you can do it. But then when you show them how high you can do it then what are they then they go? How about that? Okay, that's that's the kind of example. I want to miss show

Do you have is there a aquatic centa near you? We're not doing the poor I'm not doing the poor idea. Don't worry. Is there a kale? Is there a aquatic centa near you? With a 10 meter diving boy Yeah, I would say the roof would have to be around about 15 at least. Yep. If you send us a video of you throwing a grape under under the roof. Yeah, if you can hit the roof, we know you've got what it takes. We'll then fly you to get close enough to getting that 21 metre mark. Okay, so you go about doing that and in the meantime, we have our producers

get some cherry pickings on the line. Let's find out how high they go. Yeah, let's just see where they do max out. our producers get some cherry pickings on the line. Let's find out how high they go. Start after this. Let's just see where they do max out. It will be around 16. Thanks, Carl. Thanks for your patience, podcasters. We took a quick break and we have got Australian... ...made it after weight.

They would have had to wait for a sand effect. It's a small... I've watched the data. People cheering out during that sand effect. I actually liked to snip it a bit shorter. We have managed to get Australia's premier cherry picker, Sevant, on the line. We've got questions.

He's got answers, especially when they involve cherry pickers and the maximum height of cherry pickers. It's Dave from Sky High Solutions, Cherry Pickers and Associates or something. Dave, how are you? Very well, thank you. Good to see you. Thanks for taking the call out, good. Dave, thanks for taking the call out.

Thank you for taking the call. I know this is a phone call without notice. Dave, what is the maximum height a cherry picker can go to? The biggest weight in the Vailburn Australia, 135 foot. Oh, what's that? All right, so that's actually about 40 metres. Yeah, 40-odd metres. I thought they max maxed out at 16. Is that an old wives talk? That's amazing. I got much bigger than that. Yeah, that's

Amazing. You have a head scratcher for me. All right. All right. All right. So it is possible to what do you say a hundred and forty five foot wasn't? 135 foot 135 foot. Yeah, 41.1 meter. Yeah. So all right So that's plenty high. So if we needed one to sit around about the 22 meter mark, how much is that going to cost to hire? Did you want two of you in there? Yeah, we would. Holding flags.

Holding flags. Yeah, but just hand flags. Not yet. Not a big flag, but like 10 to our risk too, so it doesn't fall. And like a lion's minute, to our is to so doesn't fall and like a lines minute the soccer. I'm looking at about 800 bucks a day plus year's fee. Okay. Can you show up in your pencil on that day? Yeah you can do it for cash we always tell.

Very interested Dave. Jack won't be able to facilitate that. He's a cashless human but Andy and I have some merchandise cash floating around. Dave, that's a lot of money to get up that high on a cherry tree. There are a lot of cherries up at the 20 meter mark. Like, would you be getting your money back in cherries harvested? I seldom at that sort of heart. Yeah, seldom. You wouldn't find a cherry, I wouldn't think at 20 metres. But I would imagine the ones you can't be luscious, because no one else can afford to pick them. That all-haw cherry managers can preside over all the pickers.

This is more of a managerial cherry picker. So you're in the lifeguard chair, and you're looking at all the other guys picking the cherries in the orchid. Is that about right? Exactly. It's a managerial picker. Dave, we've got you know which is fantastic. We'll hit you back about that cashy.

Dave, a bit of a side question. We've got a bloke that reckons he can throw a grape 21 meters into the air and basically we want to be at the same height as that grape. We want to look that grape in the eye at the 21 meter apex of the air. And basically we want to be at the same height as that great. We want to look that great in the eye at the 21 meter apex of the arc. Dracking a blight could throw a great 21 meters in the air. It would have to be a massive grape. Yeah, that's interesting. Interesting call.

I think he's right. That's my worry about the grape, the lightweight grape. He might be, yeah, he might maybe using a red one, the seeded hill. I mean, it's looking at a heap of mass, but every little bit would help. Or Dave, we'll be back in touch and we'll keep you posted on how you go to the grape throw. Fantastic, good luck with that show. Thank you, mate.

Thank you, mate. Dave, for all your cherry-pick solutions. Sky high. If you've got sky high problems, here's your call, sky high solutions. I'm time for some powermosts. Thank you to all the wonderful listeners. From around the world, sending these in, we appreciate them. And as we said, we will put together the definitive list.

We're building the list. We're building the list. And got a bit of an idea, actually, that I want to throw past you. Actually, can I start with a power move that I actually left myself open for and thankfully the person didn't take the opportunity to power move me. It's pretty should've. These are moves everybody. If you just knew to the podcast, welcome. These are simple moves that can make you appear more powerful than those in your direct area.

Yeah, one of the trouble my head would be, if someone drops their keys while it'll phone, you'll pick that up. Yeah, they have to anyway. I mean, that's a great power move. Yeah. I was at a, I was at a, like a shopping center, you know, small shopping center,

toilet situation. If they had the small, they're the, what are they called, not the urinal? Like, where it's a one man urinal, the porcelain thing? What's the name of those? What do you mean? It's a one man urinal. It's not the like steel wall urinal.

Yeah, but it's still a urinal. Yeah, it's just a one man, you know what I mean? But it's important, they're one man, it should be one man, you should never double man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a guy saying I didn't know that. One urinal, one man, one wee, that's the rule. Per personal rule.

There's only three. One was the junior one for kids. You know, sometimes they have a small one. The middle one had yellow tape over it. So something had gone wrong with that urinal. Then the far one was on the other side of the wall. I walked in, it was empty. It was like a Sunday morning.

No one, we were first at the shop, he's in there. Pretty much no one was there. I was tired, I got two kids. Sometimes I look for little ways to save time throughout the day. Yeah. I don't know why, but I went, well there, I'm not going to walk all the way down to use the big boy one. I can get it in the small one, it's a bit of a drop.

Where, you know, we're over 190 centimetres, but I can still, I know what I'm doing. Yeah. And I can name it in the small one, it's a bit of a drop, where I'm 190 centimetres, but I can still, I know what I'm doing, and I can aim it in. So I just used the little boy one, still a toilet, it's still all connected, I'm using the little boy one, if the next one next to it hadn't had the yellow tape on it, yes I would have walked over to that, but it was too far for the big boy one. Unfortunately then, out of nowhere, I don't even think anyone's that the shopping center yet, another customer comes in. Yeah. He looks at me, seeing a grown man use the little boy urinal, we know that's not a normal thing to do.

He doesn't say anything about it, he goes to the other end of the room, missing the opportunity to say using the little boy urinal aya, which is a good pal, but if you ever see anyone doing it. But if you said back to him, extra long penis. Yeah, and I'm still it's still touching the porcelain still dips in. Yes, that's actually what I wanted to talk about. Power move rebuttals. It would have been awesome if I did that, but power move rebuttals are very, very rare. Yes. He had the opportunity to go, hey, I see, using the little kids here and all.

You got nothing there because you both hands are occupied. You got nothing. He didn't appreciate it. We do want to talk about these power moves that are coming in. Just in the same vein as the one you mentioned before with the pick that up. This came in from Jamie saying, when any time any of my mates phone's ring, yeah, phone rings and we're out to lunch and I will say,

I'll let you take that. That's pretty good. So it does open the mood for a rebuttal where someone goes, because usually people at lunch will be like, I don't worry about it. That's fine. You guys, if they say, if they say that they don't worry about it, it's like you still mean that they haven't taken the...

They're still answering to you. Yeah, that's good. Look at that. about it, it's like you still means that they haven't taken this. They're still answering to you. Yeah, that's good. Okay. We... We talk a little bit and about arseholes and legends. When it comes to power moves. Sometimes the pretty much most power moves can be divided into a move where you're being a bit of an arsehole or you're being a legend.

In fact, I'd like to, here's an idea, we release a coffee table book for Christmas. It's a two-sided book. On one cover is our souls, the other's legends, and it's upside down. It's a half the book's our soul power moves and half his legends. And it's just one power move per page. I think it'll be a great coffee table book. Copyrighted. This marked the date down, let's get it happening for Christmas. Yeah. Copyrighted. Yes. This marked the date down.

Yeah. Let's get it. We're happening for Christmas. Yeah. I was always like, it sounds so much like it's a Dungeons and Dragons theme. Jack, you know about this stuff. It makes a sound like it's a Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah.

Like, do you play Arsenal's allegiance? Yeah. You know, I play Magic the Gathering. I play Arsenal's allegiance. Yeah. I'm on the Arsenal. You should always be an Arsenal because you just do anything you want. I think this is a bit of an arse hole move that comes in from Josh.

Gotta pound move for you. I'm 20 years old, but I'm six foot seven inches. He's a whopper. He's using the kids here. Oh, yeah. Every urinal seems like a kid here. He takes knee pads in, so he's gonna be closer to all urinals.

I got a lot of friends under six foot. My go-to-power move at parties is to use their heads as an arm rest for myself. This ensures comfort for me and degrades them to furniture level status in our social groups. So, yeah, total loss of move. I'm sorry, there's a kick into this. In order for you to be stopped from this, they have to look up to you and bet. He's got so carried away with the bow, yeah. This is where you're chuckling yourself, take another sip of your drink and say, welcome to the real-world kitto. There's no coming back from this.

That's good. That's good. Good, I'll solve Josh. You and Robert Sam. Yep. Simple one. He says, you just want to work a lot, but it can work in any circumstance, just as well. Says, I'll chat to people, and if they're annoying me a little bit, I'll go just by the by.

I wish I could be more like you and not care what other people say about me. Oh, that's good. That's good. Immediately, obviously, getting the feel in me. Well, what's everyone saying about me? But he said, walk off show now. Yeah, that's good.

That's like, we had that one a few weeks ago where you just break someone's conversation, go, have you been crying? Yeah. I like that one a lot. Quick one from Alexander, toe brand. Uh, I think this could be a legend move. Power move, he says.

When you want to pass somebody on the sidewalk, he used from overseas, don't walk faster than the other person. So, I mean, I thought, what's the other thing? How are you in the person? How are you in the person? No, I thought, I know, is this an asshole move? Carrier cane or something? A tripper mouth?

It's not that. This is clever. Simply walk up next to them and match their speed. Yes. Okay. This forces the other person to do the speed up or slow down. So, you're right. If they speed up, they've won.

Yes, if they start walking faster, don't give in. Continue to match their speed. Eventually, the victim will have to slow down, and that's when you'll have gained walking supremacy. I really like that one. Right down the mountain. Yeah, the stir. Follow that. One of my favorites, but I'll go one more.

Katrina, Hen. Yeah. Katrina says, she got power moved by her husband. Okay. He does a really good job of explaining the meeting of words without considering whether the other person knows the meaning already. Sorry with the trick.

Day of fire came on a song by disturbed, right? And she said, is this day of fire? And he said yes, day of fire. It means to treat something like a god. And she's like, I knew that. I knew that is one of the most low status things you can say. So it's actually so. He or he has complete power.

So yeah, there were only conversation. If someone uses a word, you could just repeat it and then say what it means back to them. It's not that. Crap, out of. And the level of correspondence, both the quantity and quality is outstanding. Yes. This here on the podcast.

Hamish Andy.com. I'm going to say overwhelming, but I'm no. We are. We are. We are not exactly. The government can't go. Have we got your senses in? Overwhelming. Well, we've got to read all these.

No, just a snapshot. That's what we're after. No, I'm thrilled with it. We asked people. I'm overwhelmed. I'm under, oh no. Just adequately well. Domatically well.

We, you know, we're getting now in the region of, you know, many, many hundreds, if not thousands, a week, people submitting their valued and important podcast to forms. And we draw through the mando. We look at all the blue dots in our inbox. We draw through a sea of blue. We love it. Yep. Quite often you'll be reading an email and just one line, one phrase, or stick out, one tip bit of information that a listener might have given you about themselves. Well, stick out, you go, geez, I'd love to chase it up, but it's just such a frenzy of emails in there, you know, forget them. So we said this week, if any of those stick out, just put that email aside. We'll try to rip it off. We've lined

them up here, half the emails come to me, half code of Andy, so we'll just take it in turns here. Of all the things that people have said in their emails, the rules are here, Andy and I just just clarifying one point. Yes. We're just digging deeper with one element spike there. Including one element of a no-down multi-element email. We're just after the one element. Let's keep these off with Tim. Tim, a hoi, how are you mate?

Hi, how are you? How are you? How are you going? Tim, did you really eat a head of lettuce once in the lettuce off? I did. It was an iceberg lettuce. A whole letter.

What's a letter soft? Well basically the competition between me and my house, mate. Just sitting in the backyard and we can either have a letter fast. What was your time, Tim? I'd probably be out five minutes. Yeah, just for a long year, thanks be honest. Yeah, actually really good. It's like back in the old days where they weren't official time keepers and stuff.

When the sport develops, I'm sure there'll be specifics down to the 100th of the second. This is pre-alimpic. Yeah, it's like the weep exciting challenge you start off and go, why is this the thing? And then a fair way and you go, this is so much later. Yeah. Tim, love it. Stephanie, you rode 10 and a hoi do you spend?

A hoi, Steph. A hoi, boys. You rode, I was on neighbours as an extra and picked my nose in an important scene. That is correct. What was the scene? The scene was between Todie and Dee. Oh yeah? A ring the Diana.

Yeah, they're in there all the time though. What made it important? Um, because Todie was confessing his love today. Oh, okay. Dee, Adel and West. I don't know, that's quite much. I think it was. I think that was the, that was like the most implausible storyline. The toe fish is going to land. Your nose pick wasn't the craziest thing in that scene.

Thanks, Steph. Good work, Steph. And another quick one here. Ohoy Amy, how are you? Oh, it's both good, thanks. Amy, did you really see any dingo smoking? And if so, where wasn't? It was at the Sydney Olympics and I was I think nine years old I was so disappointed I saw him smoking twice one's at secular key and one's outside the stadium all right I'm off the date I'm off the gas museum yeah I know I was so upset oh geez so you saw him sorry two different days at the Olympics smoking yes at the simulimpy he was outside the stadium one day and I was so excited to see him and he turned around and blew a puff of smoke. All right, I mean it's a stressful

time the Olympics. You want the same thing? Well, Andy's defending smoking and no surprise there. Thanks for feeling us in. A pain some more real estate picture. You flushed it out for me. Henry, what why do you mate? Oh, hi, boy. Oh, Henry. You destroyed in, I have a double-decker couch in my house. How does that work? So basically, we had a food ton in my ass and ton cast, and we thought, we've got too many people around, we don't have enough room, so why don't we just buy a double-decker food ton and put a couch on top, kind of just...

Like a bun? But a food ton by nature is a flat bit of mattress on the bed. A low bed. So, what do the double deck of futon look like? So, the double deck underneath, futon folds up into a couch, folds it down, you've got a queen size bed, beautiful, and up top, you've got a nice, lovely two-seater couch just, and, addition to that top, you've got a nice lovely two-seater couch just

and addition to that, now we'll put a TV on top of the other TV, so you can watch two TV. Top of the TV, Henry was this inspired by the Lego movie, the Double Deky couch does feature in the Lego movie? It does, you're not wrong, I'm a sound Lego movie and we've all been not have felt the idea. Henry, I still a bit confused. How is the top couch? The top couch is not a food. Yes, probably just held up.

Did you buy a bunk bed frame? Correct. That's what I'd have installed. That was the missing bit of information, I think. I think because I was coming into this with the Lego movie knowledge, I've seen it falllessly animated and made out of Lego. A bunk bed frame with two cats. Kevin really quickly made

as we burn through just scratching the itches that we get sometimes reading these emails. How was your forearm in Zoom magazine? A tattoo. I'll use that. It's like a show of citad. Show us your tats. Show us your tats. And you got him. You showed them your tats. What was your tattles?

Um, it just, it felt the life and death when you look at it one way, it felt the life and death when you look at it the other way. right see that really see this is this is why we do this segment because I thought right he's you've got your arm around someone like you're at a function and there's a my he's an attractive girl there and you're cuddling her and they've tried to crop you out but your forearms made it in my your forearm was featured. it was featured yeah careful done my head went to those gruesome shark bites. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's also, we did that too, Max.

We did that in Z-Max. Do you still have the issue? No, I moved to our cell. I moved from Canberra, Melbourne, I had lost my head. And the new buyer said, I'm not going to take the house unless I get to the mound. I'm counting that as a chaffle. LAUGHTER

Thanks, Can. And there's an issue that's a recurs on this podcast that I wish we didn't have to talk about today. I wish with all my heart, but it needs to be addressed because sometimes the only way you can deal with tricky issues is by addressing them You know be a much much nicer to pretend this just wasn't happening. Yep, but like forming a special crime squad or if there's you know A lot of graffiti in town. You got to get a few people together with flashlights and pitchforks. Yeah, really Smokam out Really? Smokam out. Yeah.

Don't know why I picked Phoebe as the crime. I encourage straight. It's not like that. It's if someone's doing something, it's still in hubcaps. Yeah. Walk up and down the street, you know, pitchfork smokam out. Who's this hubcap thief that's around?

Well, we've got to rat in the ranks. Annie's name is Jack. Yeah. Um, I, Jack, you know what this is about. You must know what this is about. I died. Well, Annie and I, for many you know what this is about. You must know what this is about. I don't. Well, any and I, for many years in this podcast, have offered $1 cash to any podcast.

Yeah, I do. Let's see, listen. I admire your speed. I wish I could admire your generosity. Jack, people, we've said to people many times, have your bank details on you. Jack's cashless, you use that for many years to wriggle out of honoring the dollar podcast deal. You use it for many, many years. Go,

arm, cash with some cashless. I don't have to do it. Just pull a little me. I'm just Jack. So, yes, if people say us and the flesh and they ask us for a dollar, then it's a sign that at least the podcast we're so excited that anyone would listen. That's a beautiful transaction. The chance to meet a podcast is worth so much more than a dollar for us. It's the least we can do. I gave her a lady $10 Kiwi the other day that had Ratlin ran in my wallet.

She gave me $8 back. Yeah, she got me a bit on the FX. But it was a good deal. She might have stunned me for 75% like care. Yeah, I think care. I'd love to see a bit more of that attitude from Jack. Now the deal we made, because Jack was like, I'm cashless, we said, right,

if you can have your BSB, your bank account details made up in your wallet on a piece of paper that is printed out that is made for Jack, then you can, he can give you five bucks, because you've gone to the effort of doing that. How many people have you? You got bombarded in London with these. London doesn't care, because I got bombarded.

And you took people for beer, let's just strip, and you, yeah, I would like to, let's strip London. Okay, of course you would. Yeah, because that was like 10 people. I don't even have them anymore. So yeah, I can't possibly. This is the thing that Jack, these are our podcasts.

No, I like, you know what? I actually love the podcastes too. Yeah. Oh, so, so, so, I'm glad to hear that because I'm not seeing any evidence in fact, now Jack, last week, you went to play board games with Sam A. F.E.R. Footballers. What happened?

Uh, yes, one guy called Pat McKenna, who I guess knows you because he told me and I remember the other week I said I got shown at the footy. Someone's got their their slip ready. That was Pat. Yeah. They were excited to lure Jack to play board games with them. That didn't even recognize Pat actually because he because he's not on the senior list yet. He's a player. He's a player. He's a player. The team is in up and coming.

He's excited. I mean, he's going to make it eventually. I hope because he's a good guy. Well, I hope he gets $5 to help him, Jack. I've got a little bit of $5 he can get a helping bit about a player. Good, mate. Boots, laces, grip. What's the grip they put on their hand?

They're not the ball. Not going to, right? I mean, would work. Sticky handsaract. Grip, what's the grip they put on their hand? They mark the ball? Not cataract, I mean, would work. Sticky hands. Yeah. One of the players at the... So what happened? They're all playing ball games, the pub jack's hanging out.

This guy, Pat slings it on Jack, right? And it was impressive because it was actually... Uh, it had two jacks. And you know what he was doing. Now, I've got a bit of audio. One of the other guys there, filmed it. It's hit me the video. Here, let's listen to this audio from the video.

Oh, you can film me. That's the weeks. Anyone home to the podcast? Can you pick someone? No, Zeydie, he was saying I'd had that for weeks. Yeah. Jack, have you paid? Have you paid?

No. Hey, Jack, can you pay? Yes. Hey, Hame. Can I pay? Yes. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey oving, I'll ask, have you paid? No, of course, haven't. I mean, this is just unbelievable. Jack, he tags me on Instagram. Yep. He flew from Adelaide to Beaver

and bought that slip on the wild-off chance. He'd written that I'd run into Hey, Mishandhi or Jack. Yeah. Couldn't believe it, right? That is, okay. Literally, he's travelled a quarter of the way across the country and Jack cannot sit down at the computer

to transfer $5. Okay, I'll iron it out a little bit. I did see that, what's your name, Jared? I tagged us on Instagram in that video. If he gets back in contact with me, I'll, he don't have the slip in me. No, I'll throw it straight in the bin. So, this is what doesn't make me.

Do you love the podcast? I took a photo, Pat McKenna. I took a photo of his, so I've still got a bunch of photos. You'll probably charge me for about, here's the 498, obviously the battery voltage I use to charge my phone for the photo, costs, and overheads. What have you got Andy? Jack may not have noticed this,

but you and I pay Jack. Here we do. Oh no, what are you doing? I've been taking you out of five. I mean, really? Because yeah, because I knew this type of behavior is going to happen, and he's not noticing, but if people...

Isn't that amazing? This is, this is what's happening. You know what, this is going to sharp on one of those project stories where it's like the bosses and pay and the employees properly. You're not being too wild. I'm not being too wild. He's not doing his job.

Oh, God. God, whimp. Because you just haven't been doing it. I really don't. He hasn't been doing it. You didn't even know what your payback it is. I haven't been doing it. I wish you'd been doing it.

Because I would have been all of this. But I will from now on. Take 50 out. No, no. All right, let's. Oh, if Jared is locked in, Pat McKenna, yours is locked in. Everyone in London, you're out. Yeah. No, no, no. All right, let's, oh, if Jared Yours is locked in, Pat McKenna, Yours is locked in. Everyone in London, you're out. You're out, sorry.

From now on, they're in. The guy who I saw, the only other guy is giving me one, was that beer event earlier in the year. Yeah. If I've got yours on photograph, you're in. And so that's $15. Oh, my fuck, I get to the listeners. Always trying to come up with technicalities

why it might be their fault that he hasn't paid. Print your slips off, you will find Jack, you'll find him hunt him out, see him, hunt him, find him, give him serving with the notice, serve him with the slip. Yeah. And then it stops for good at the end of the year. Okay.

Okay. Maybe. it at the end of the year. Okay, okay. Maybe. Hey, we had a request via email and thank you to everybody for listening to podcast, tell your friends and if those I'm trying to pat here because I'm eating. Oh, we're going to go. The worst thing you could put in your mouth. It didn't seem to be diminishing. Nope. That's a two minute tube. It's going to be the worst thing you could put in your mouth. It didn't seem to be diminishing. Nope.

That's a two minute shoot. And no no go. You could not nougat. I can even less have been excused to be eating a nougat on a podcast. We literally have all the time in the world. We have to have to have midnight Thursday morning. But midnight Wednesday night to finish the nougat. And I picked the wrong title.

It's not like we were like, oh, you know, that was a quick end to a song. Like back in radio days, we're at often be eating. Nope, no excuse. No excuse. And our photopology to you, to Jack, to the podcast, to the format of podcasting, because I think it shows a little bit of disrespect to the format, to any other podcast and podcast by network or across any other of disrespect to the format, to any other podcast and podcast one network or across any other platforms and of course to Amanda who's on hold. Okay, we had a request to play a game from yesterday, this is the game. Whoa, get ready, sun to cram, whoa, get ready, sun to cram. Could have finished my new guy with the sun.

This pits us against Amanda today. Yes, where Amanda, you have a specialty subject, something you know a lot about. Oh, hi, do you? Oh, hi. Hi, Amanda. Now, for people that haven't heard something to cram before, this is a bit of a reverse quiz.

It plays into Andy in my hands because we believe we are the masters of learning a looser mound about a subject, keeping it in our short term memory for just long enough to regurgitate it, that's what we did at uni, sometimes we were able to learn whole subjects just enough to get us a pass in half an hour before the exam. So I mean, at you lay a topic on us that you have about a tertiary level of knowledge about and then we get three and a half minutes. We'll listen to songs, people don't have to at home,

get a new guy, enjoy yourself. Then we come back in three and a half minutes, time and answer your questions. What is our topic today, Amanda? It's Russia. Russia. Bloody big country, bloody big topic. It is a big topic.

Okay, let's put Amanda on a whole. Thanks, Amanda. Back to you in one second. And, how we gonna divide Russia? Russia is, no one's ever invaded it successfully. No one's ever mastered all aspects of it successfully. What do you think the vibe here is? We talk in history of Russia, we talk in Russian peeps. It's a lot of them.

I reckon we go... Current Russia, I reckon. I reckon someone goes general stats on Russia. Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, what do I should, what do they speak? Russian. I'm excited for that. I'm excited for that.

And then the other person goes history. What would you prefer? Russian stats. Okay, I'll go history. And use me if you need to for history. Because I did do Russian revolutions as an elective in year 11. Okay. So, or the Russian revolutions as an elective in year 11. Okay. So, or the Russian revolutions? I did it in year 12. Did you?

Yeah, as well as. So do you remember Bolsheviks? Yeah, the Bolshevikolos. Yeah. Rasputin. He was in there. Was Rasputin in there? Yeah, he was part of it. Oh. He was a crazy monk. He was a crazy monk. He helped over the throes one of the zars. Anyway, that's your department. I got you. I'm saying there's a chance, shoot to me, shoot right, if you need something from around the time of the Russian Revolution.

Okay. That early 19, when was it? 1910, so you're in there. If you've already got a head start, why don't you take this? I'd like to learn you things, Jack. No, this wouldn't be a sport if I was just playing in my home grand event.

Let's get Amanda back. Amanda. Amanda. Sorry about that. We have nailed what sections of Russia each of us are going to cram. We're going to put on a three and a half minutes song here. You're going to have to wait on hold, but we'll be back in just a moment after. It will seem instantaneous from podcasters through the power of editing, but you can attest that we are only taking three and a half minutes here.

And you're also going to think of three questions to test this, okay? Okay. Good luck. Good luck. And that's that, Andy. Computers down. Yeah, what are you doing? I've got on 10 seconds early you telling everyone about the show of force I've been putting on in here?

I've finished this year, I was out with like 40 seconds to go. I think I've learned everything I need to know. Can we tell that to a man? Let's get a man to back. Well, it's right now before I'm tested, it's a great feeling. I feel invisible.

I've finished, I've finished, I've stopped 40 seconds before the three and a half minute mark and said I think I've learned everything I need to know about Russia. I feel it. I almost stopped 40 seconds before the three and a half minute mark and said, I think I've learned everything I need to know about Russia. I think I got it down. I think. Wow. And then just started kind of, you ready to go, Andy,

as I'm still trying to get through my bits. Andy, you can only put 250 ml in a printer. Once it's full, it's full. You can't put 300 ml in a 250 ml printer. Yes, we'll get a bigger preber. A bigger preber. Genetically, this is all the primer I've got. My premer's full.

My brain premer's full. I'm ready to go. Let's got a bigger brain. Genetically, this is all the primer I've got. My brain is full. My brain is full. I'm ready to go. Let's squeeze out some juice. Amanda. Yes. The topic you gave us is Russia. Yep. You've got three questions standing by.

Give us the first question. Okay, guys, when is Russian Independence Day? It's true, Russia. Now, of course, it would fall on one of the 365 days of the year. Probably. But you know it's not going to be July 4th. Is it, are you referring to when Alexander to the great declared the Imperial Russia in 1721?

Is that what you think? No, I'm talking about 1990. Oh, OK. Well, well after the construction of the Trans-Iberian Railway, the longest railway in the world, of course. 1990, this was this came about. Russia day. That's not that historic, have you?

Another crack. Oh, it's certainly not a country fact. OK, I'm going to say it's June 20. Yeah. Sorry. What's the commander? It's June 12. Oh my god. I'm sorry.

I mean, for a flat out guest, we only eight days off. Yeah, but it's like that guy that opens the books. Open to the page, but on the second attempt, I bet you could get it spot on. You're not going to go. She's pretty close. One kneel down. Okay.

And I use that one of my other facts showing off. Yes. Got a second question. Rules A can't change the question, amen. Oh, I'm not going to. All right, him. Where does Mr Putin watch military parades? Home, Mr Putin of course, the president.

Yes, yes. Finally a Putin. Uh, does it's going to be near Moscow? Does he dip into that 700 seat McDonald's in Moscow? The biggest in the world. Briefly surpassed in London by a 1500 seat McDonald's, or that was a temporary structure for the Olympics?

Yep. Doesn't he mean he probably doesn't? What went in that prima? What on earth does he... Does he... Does not go to the 700 C. McDonald's, but you would think it has got to be in Moscow in... Crayon? Some...

Where's some paintersburg? That's not a suburb of Moscow, is it? No, no. He watches it in theremlin some Pena's book. That's not a sub of Moscow No, no, he watches it in the square. Yeah big square. Do the Maccas the 7008 Maccas What's the square called the red square? Oh you're right. Yeah Premise for The Premise wow Yes! Prima's fault. Prima! Wow! Wow! I had to slurp around the corners to get that fact at the bottom. Yes, he does enjoy watching the Red Square.

And we certainly know he doesn't shake hands with anyone in a doorway, considered bad luck in Russia. Perfectly. It is one all. Okay, last question, guys. Okay, and can we just decide the stakes. Are we going to put a coin on this? That's so easy to beat us here.

Like? I love a coin, guys. Alright, you got a coin. This is for a coin. If we can defend the vault, if we can defend our stash of coins, that's our stakes. But if you go 1000 made, it's, you're going to win for a thousand. I mean, did you do that? I don't 100.

I'm going to give you a few thousand dollars at cost. Oh, yes, that's bad. Seeing that one coin equals one Bitcoin, my reminds you, we're still up over, we have over three million dollars worth. Sure. In our possession, happy to give Amanda. There's one of a lot of you, I'm excited

to give you a few. Very good. This is for roughly $10,000 what's the name of the famous ballet theatre in Moscow? I'm and you would have loved your coin when you've if it's named after I've been the terrible no although they do give out that award to the worst dancer on the night, but that's backstage from the head bow, I can't. We'll give out the brown Ivan to the most terrible dancer of the night. And what was the first, sir?

And what is the name though of that of that theater it's the bowl show you're like a you're like a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a Russia producing 9,900,000 barrels of oil a day in the second spot as the world's second largest oil producer. I was producing that many facts today. Just, I was just on fire today, man. It's nothing you could do about that. Thank you for listening, Amanda. No worries, guys. Thank you, Matt.

Better luck next time. Hey, before we go, for this week. Just checking your going back in the vault. Yeah, um, the studio toilets here. Yes. Is there any real one then? Great question. I was going to spend one meter wide. It's one and a half man urine or something.

I always go into it and crunch to the side as if I'm like allowing someone to come up alongside me. Yeah. No one if has. And I just wonder should, and then when I walk in and see someone I stand wider and let it fly. Okay. So you take up the hope. Yeah. What a strike oppose. Yeah. Enjoy that. Why the leg. Okay. So I'm so, so, so, chicken, that's the norm. No one would be so tight for two people. Yeah mean, let's not forget to. Why is it at the footy we can queue for a toilet yet at work? It's considered this giant travesty. Like if you walk in and something you're in or like everyone's like, I can't believe the toilet's a full amount of to go home. It probably only needed 20 more centimeters

to be a two person one. It feels like an episode of the block where they're like, we just cannot make this bathroom work. It would have either gone, we were only putting two key vehicles in, and a massive wall of urinal, which is like half the guys in the office could come in here and hose it down. Or are we putting this mini one, and it's good for re-sale, we can say it's good urinal. The weird thing about it is, because these are new toilets that we used to in this building, same studios we used to do, already a was showing, but we had a different floor. The pleas remember to flush sign in front of you is fine, you see that in a lot of office toilets, I guess.

Pursue remember to flush, laminated, and a giant laughing emoji. Like do you want us to flush or not? Like it's sarcastic. Yeah. It's like the tears coming out of his eyes like, ha, please remove it. Are you, like, already going to press the button and like confetti's going to drop it, yeah, it'll be like it's up kind of prank.

So we have a bossie. So it's in years. There is no flush. It's confusing toilet. It is. Thank you, Phil. So you're, I see you're empty-gator-ride bottles. Smart. Smart. See you next week.

Have a good one.