Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 17

Episode Date: June 20, 2018

1. Cale catch up2. A response from Smarties3. Another Marty dog story4. Sam’s Special Skill – backwards songs5. Power Moves6. The Art of the Renege7. Are you a D Train?

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It's a little bit far from Poland, isn't it? Oh! Not Polish, but not too far away from Croatia. No, head back up. Heading back up. Off we go guys, you're head back up. Heading back up. Off we go, guys. We're driving back up to Europe. To another country.

Yeah. Ah, Jack, your turn. Ah, Austrian. Switzerland. Ah, very good. Swiss. Apparently they have a lot of dialects. And that one is Zurich area.

Well, there's Swiss Germans, just tell you, there, you know. Swiss chocolate. One of my favourite Daleks. Tumblr on. Is there, you say hello? Swiss cheese? Yes. Holy.

Hey, cheese aside. We've got business to get down to for this week. Let's move to a delicious fruit. You might enjoy with a cheese. Yes, a grape. Because last week, it was mentioned on the show. So it points off if you guessed Quince Paced. Just a grape. Hey, last week on the show, we discussed a fellow called

Kale. And he'd come forth and said that he could throw a grape 21.2 meters in the year. Vertically, off the surface of the earth, he couldn't, you know, he was like this space X of grapes. He could get grapes into a lower, but which we thought's impressive. The more impressive part is he can catch it in his mouth on the way down. We said, we were excited about this. And the idea for us, Ham, was should we take his word?

Because we do have a habit. I mean, it's now many weeks ago. Of course, the duck summoner debacle was a duck. Was it a Eurasian coat? We maintain it, doesn't matter. After the duck summoner situation, we spent some money flying a group of people into quack at a duck that didn't work. So we need to at least have a hint that the skill is there before we finance the trip to have us in a cherry picker

21 meters in the air for you piffer grape up to our eye level to acknowledge we've seen it up that high before it goes back down into your mouth So he's in a video. We asked him to go to an aquatic center Yeah, we said that obviously a roof in a quattix and it would normally be about 20 minutes high It obviously has to take into account a 10 meter bliving board. And they'd probably go north of that. I vaguely, I mean, that's not going to happen, but I vaguely remember thinking it was maybe 15 meters at an aquatic roof, because I think there was

that some talk of why would they make it double the height? This is true. Who's bouncing another 10 off the board? I think there was a springboard of 10 meters, which it never would be for safety reasons. True, but we thought if you could hit the roof of an aquatic center, he's in good stead probably a good stead He sent this video in They hanged nandy come quite make it to an aquatic center, so I thought I'd try out with the goalpost

Goalpost's about 10 meters high, so get that pretty easy It's about 10 meters high as he walks across it anyway Isn't there an official height of a goalpost? He's a good look up. He strolls across to underneath the goalpost. We're doing footy or a NFL. Then he throws the grape well above the goalpost. You have the hopes of saying 10 metres. Yeah, this is a go for 21.

And Landonies mouth runs back. Oh, sure. So that's the camera, the grape. Shows camera, grape. That was enough for me. Oh, great. There goes. Well, at least we know that he's catching

and he's mouth at around about the 15 meter mark. Yep. If he comes over here and he hasn't done, if he, say if he gets shy of 21, we're still going to be the excitement. We're still going to see a guy from maybe 17, 18 meters. And that's good for me. He does join us on the phone.

I can see their kale as you may have just heard, a hoi. Looks like you've been given the green lot. Yeah, now I'm pretty excited. You've been. How you feeling about, I mean, the 21, 10 meters is something, double it obviously, but how you're feeling about the throw of 21 meters?

Yeah, feeling great. You've really powered on the pressure that had a bit, but I reckon that, um, no, you probably have a week to help because I can find originally how if you want, but the word records 21, I reckon I could easily smash that. So, Cal, what will organize for next week is will organise for you to come across. Will be, should we both be in the cherry pick here? I'd like to both be in the cherry pick. Okay, great. I have found your original email.

You quote after reading that it's 21 metres from a guy called A.J. Henderson in my opinion, that's piss week. If anyone's been calling any pressure anywhere, it's you on yourself and telling us about it. So, will both be in a cherry picker, we have a laser distance finder to get ourselves eye line to exactly 21 meters. We'll be at the top there with two referee flags. When the throw comes up and we see it at I level,

we'll both raise flags. And then you'll have, I mean, I suggest you just focus to go for the catch in the end. I'll put it on the flag. We'll sort of say that next week, when we're all down with the cherry picker. But can I make a suggestion just off the top of my head now that we do it like an Olympic high jump final.

So we start at 10. Oh, that's a great idea. Start at 10, so to go to 12, go to 14, 16. Yeah. Because just remembering the duck summoner, slash your Asian coot. If you go for goal, if you just go, I'm going for the word record straight up. Yeah.

And you don't get it, it can be an underwhelming finale. So it'd be nice to get some flags in the air. That's just such a better idea. As we build up for you getting the record. I don't know how we could have achieved that with the duck seminar. Like you could do it partially. You could have blew it a person over. We could have plucked it up down there. And she could have blew it plucked up over with a nice and hard finder or some linda electric blankets.

Things that plucked up blocks. Okay, we'll see you next week, buddy. We'll see you next week, buddy. We'll see you next week, buddy. We'll see you next week, buddy. We'll see you next week, buddy. Cheers, mate mate. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And some weeks ago on the podcast, we were discussing the M&M V Smarties crisis. Yes. They both searched for new product lines. Well, M&M invented M&M minis mid-90s,

and it appears it appeared to us that Smarties were late to the party. But that was confirmed by the lady from the last day. And it was confirmed, it was confirmed last week. Took some 10 years to wait in to make mini Smarties not to be confused with M&M minis. We, I think, fairly, and in a journalistic sense leveled the question to her to say, well, is it, you know, were you guys sitting around at Smarties going, we've got to come up something

better for 10 years before admitting defeat and just going, let's do the same thing? We offer the idea to Smarties because we would love to see one of our favourite lollies of childhood maker resurgence and challenge M&Ms again. We offer the idea of going, would you build a maximum smarty? One, you know a mono smarty, a maxi smarty, giant smarty, go the other way.

Size of a cheeseburger. Just the lead of the Emotones cheeseburger was the prototype size we gave to the Nestle people, the smarty people. Have you got some news from them Fired, we got a response. Right. Got a response. So we talked to, Sally, she was pretty high up in the company.

We said, we'll leave it with you. Investigate, make in the Maxxie Smarty. You get a green light, come down to the factory, put the hair net on, we'll tinker around with it ourselves. Love to be there as it rolls off the line. Email back. Hey guys, actually, F found out that many years ago, we did indeed make a giant smarty.

Oh, so I thought I'm thinking, okay. So I've made the machine. In my head, when she said giant smarty, I was thinking, you know, when they break every now and then they break the word record for biggest on what? I'm just like on a football field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately for Sally, that's what I was picturing.

Well, she went from Maxi to giant. Giant, that's a giant. Poor choice words. It seems like you're talking about giant. Poor choice words. You're picturing some small town in Italy who's going for the pizza record. Yeah, again, the size before football field.

You said giant, that's on you. Because a giant Smarody is a Smarody big enough for a giant to eat, and a giant is commonly assumed to be 100 times as I was. But their next next sentence, not quite as giant as I think Hamish and Andy had in mind, they were in multipax. They were like, oh, bigger smarty is what she means. Not giant, yeah, no, bigger, slightly bigger.

Unfortunately, we can no longer make them due to the inability to coat one of that size or larger in a candy smell. So they can't even make a bigger smart anymore. Forget about our cheeseburger size smart. They can't coat them in the candy shell. She doesn't explain what the problem is. I don't know if it's like, there's not enough candy or it like crushes it or the machine breaks or you have to buy a whole new machine or whatever it is.

All she says is we can't coat them in the candy shell. Can't all white. She says can't. I have to believe I have to take a word for it. Yep. I smell white. It's already my heart's breaking because I feel like we gave the gift of intellectual property.

We didn't ask for a rev share. All we asked for was to be part of the dream. Sorry, we can't help on this occasion. That's okay. My heart's breaking. Appreciate it looking into it. We really do appreciate, Nestle, having it go, they just don't have the technology. And what I'm reading between Lens here is they can't be bossed. They cannot be bothered

investing in the technology that which I think is the heartbreaking bit. Yeah. Yeah. If ever of interest we could look at having the team to our factory. Okay. What's the regular size one? So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so to again, I'm not reading my brains going faster than my eyes are. So I'm thinking you my head great Come out we'll get our engineers out there We start sketching up some plans for a new machine to make the giants will organize a blue pre-mode. Okay. Yes, great We'll bring it out white pencils. You have the blue print. We're gonna start was yeah, we'll kind of factory do some sketches Look at some floor space. We got three-phase power here. Yeah, we'll need that give me a Microsoft surface 3d sharp don't need it, but pretend you know you can do it.

Right. Unfortunately, the sentence I was hoping for didn't have any change. A character effect, if they'd like to come along and make some regular smarties, or started out with the chocolate products, and we can get... No, we don't work for you. We're coming to make you. I'm not coming to answer you, you can tell James to take the day off and he works on the production line.

So do you work for you? It seems like a cost saving exercise. No, we won't get came out and work on a casual contractor basis. We're also going to kick out chocolateory, chocolateory at Melbourne Central. So I think, oh, okay, can you make a giant one? Maybe you're going to make the rent kick cap flavor. I'm looking, I'm looking up. How big can you make him? No? Maybe you're all going to make their own KitKat Flava. So I'm looking, I look it up. How big can you make them?

No, just a regular size again. You can't make a two by four of KitKat, which is what I want it. You can't make a KitKat, you can put on a roof rack. You're going to have 1,600 Flava combinations. OK. But you can't have 1,600 mil, which is what I want it. Yep. 1,600. Oh yeah, 1,600 mil. Yeah, I think you can't have 1600 mil, which is what I want. Yeah.

Yeah. I have a six meter. Yeah, one point six meter. That's what I want. I saw a 1600, my brain went ahead. I just 1600 mil kit, can I be interested in that? Just on the 1.6 meter kit cap, still four, or those thin as a regular one? Everything scaled up.

I got everything scaled. Two scale. Yeah. That's not a kit cap, if Everything's scaled up. Okay, everything's scaled. Two scale. That's not a KitKat, if it's just that. Yep. Wait, what do you think? 1.6 meters long? It's a good thing. It could be a lot of fingers, you know,

for like a bigger function. No, no, it's one finger that's 1.6 meters long. Yeah, I know, but I was saying it might have been, if it was 1.6 meters wide with the same size. Oh, wide. Yes. So to be like 25 piano, like 25, like lengths of a piano. Yep, wide. Yes. So to be like 25 piano key, like 25, like lengths of a piano.

Yeah. No. Okay. Anyway, just give me a shout if any of that would be interested at some point. You never say never, but I know you're with. Thank you for your effort. We continue to enjoy your products, but what a shame that we're not going out to design a new machine. that we're not going out to design a new machine. What's the name of the show? Hey, you know my mate, Marty. Ken Dog. Ken Dog, Marty Ken. And people may know him on the show

for having the dog that would... The dog that went to the nightclub. The dog that went to the nightclub. The dog used to get on trains and stuff to do. The only dog was the never dog. I don't know why they felt the need. They didn't ever cat that they caught Ollie cat. Or like the dad of the family wasn't Ollie dad.

It's a great name for a dog. But even though it feels like it should have the weather in the middle. Ollie the dog. Yeah, it used to jump the fence and then go to the train station, jump on a train, had the ability to also change lines. So it ended just hundreds of kilometers away. I think it was just an incredible feat. And one time we saw him on a nightclub,

that's someone I want to talk about. But Marty came to another dog-based story. Now I don't want to pretend, I don't want to give the illusion that Marty only has dog-based stuff, but it seems like he's came on stuff is good. So on the. So on the weekend he went to a wedding, big Greek wedding, sort of a new girlfriend called Bianca. Beautiful girl. Her family, her friend's family, right? Bianca, sorry.

Bianca girlfriend. He's in the tradition of family naming systems. He's away with Bianca girlfriend and the rest of her family and they have a dog called Banchi. Right. And Banchi's gone missing. Oh no. So Banchi, they're all staying at a different house.

Yep. So, you know, they took the dog on holidays. They took the dog on holidays. So when the dog goes missing at your normal house, you know the usual spots to go. Yep. It's a laneway next to the neighbor's place in Marty's old case. And the speed. And the speed. And the speed. And the speed. And the speed. It's an extreme, you know, you just have to go into state, find him in a casino.

Yeah. But the speed at which your panic dial rises is much slower if the dog goes missing at home. Yes, it does even really fiddle with the needle after an hour or so. So they've gone out and they've gone, there was like, they were kind of on a T intersection of road. And so they're like, one person goes straight up, which was the dad. Bianca went right, Marty's gone left. Okay. Right. And they're all looking for Banshee. They're calling her Banshee. Right. Banshee appears when Mardi's calling about. And he's like, this is great. Don't kill me. New girlfriend. I come home with the triumphant Banshee dog. And I'm like, this is fantastic. I'm like, it's a Mardi sex. So he's like, here Banshee, here banshee dog. And I'm like, this is fantastic. I'm like, it's a mide-sex. So. So he's like, here, banshee here, banshee dog comes

to a terrific picks of up, heads back ready for his medal. Comes in and goes, hey guys, how are we going? And I was doing a bit of a slow play. Did anyone find him? Kind of thing. So he's got, did anyone find him? No, yeah, yeah, we got him. He was just in the backyard.

So he's walked in. So he's walked in. So he's walked in. He's walked in with another dog that looks exactly like Benchie Dog. He's like, if Benchie Dog is here, what dog am I holding? Not our dog. So it's like, I better go and throw him back away.

Give him a kiss, throw him back. So he wanders back out and heads back up the road to where he found this dog and sees an old man talking with a much burly, much more burly next to him and go, that's the man. That's the man that took my dog. Oh no, not he's good. No, no, no, sorry, we're looking for our dog. I'm so new to this dog, but really any old dog will do for me. And so he's giving back, obviously,

he's giving back the actual dog, old man upset with him, but what are the odds? How similar did you ask for a breed? He said exactly the same. Exactly the same. Yeah, exactly the same. Did you get a breed? Ah, you know me with breeds,

like one ear out the other. I don't like you can say kelpie or jack Russell, I wouldn't know the difference. You wouldn't know the difference if you don't know the kelpie or jack Russell? Jack Russell's,'t know the difference. You wouldn't know the difference if it's only kelp or jack Russell. Jack Russell's, yeah maybe not. I don't know. Jack Russell looks like the um,

chum dog doesn't it? No, he don't know the difference. No, no, no, that's a scotch terrier. Right. I'll beck you one of those. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

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And Samuel, any special skill writes, I know any song played backwards. I can't. That's a big call. It's a huge call. I know any song is a huge call. Yes. Like I know any song off the first five seconds is that's a special skill by itself. To now go backwards.

That's massive. Yeah. And I'm the I'm suspicious. But that's what I've got him joining us now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are we? Sammy, we're very good. I know, Sandy has teased you up over the phone, which does show a lower level of confidence in your skill than historically times with flown people to being the same studio. But I will say this, if you can exhibit this skill to a ferociously impressive level, then it could be an airfare in your future for a live viewing of the skill. I'm on the phone now, home. Yep, yep's but the record show I have said the word could be

There's four sorry five examples of songs played backwards him If he was to play If you just get three right. Yeah, is that enough for a coin or are we going five from five gives you a coin I'm gonna say four from five gives him a coin five from five gives him an airfare All right Sam fairs airfare.fare. Are you ready to play? I'm ready to play. Okay, Hamish doesn't know the songs either, so I thought. Sam, would you like me to have a guess? No, no, no, because if you get it right, you might try to...

What are I right down every time I hear it, and I'll hold it to Andy after you've had your guess to show what a layman, someone without this skill with guests. Yes, good idea. Okay, here's the first one, Sam. We give him a lot. We give him a big sample. Yeah, a big sample. Sam? Um, I'm getting that cold play. And what song? Oh, I've given you just such a soft pull to begin with. Because I was going to say I even got that was cold play. Yeah. I can't think of it. I know any song backwards. That's what you say. Amy, so can I guess? It's like yellow. Yes, it is.

It's yellow. I like it. Yellow. It was yellow, Sam. Sam, I'm not sure if we can get it. That's right. The coin is still in place. And you need four from four from here.

OK, here's the next one. I think I've got it. I think I've got it. Is it Britney Spears hit me? Get me baby. What's I did again? It's upside-down again. So, home is two from two. I think what's amy. You're really close. Are you dialing it in?

I'll stop guessing you get three from three from here. I'm still willing to give you a coin Home two from two you can get a clue here. Okay, the next one I'm gonna pick I've still got an airfield. I wanted someone to win this. I've picked here You have a giving long samples Andy hasn't gone on an Andre Reo album track. Okay, here's the next one mate. I think I got it. Sam, you're just going to think about what have I heard and what would it sound like played the other way. Now I don't want to tell you how to do your skill, but that's what I'm doing and I feel

like I'm getting it. What do you think it was? I have no clue to be on a Floyd. Okay. Hame. Was it Justin Bieber baby baby baby? He's a lost it. I'm not cheating.

I mean we can jump on the security footage. Free from three. Thank you. Thank you so much. And no two more and I get security footage. Free from free. Thank you. Thank you so much. And now two more and I get nervous. All right, Sam. Two more for dignity now.

Point's and airfares are off the table for you, not for me. Have a good evening. Have a good evening, next one. And that's all you do what I strive to do. Still only get past two. Just minding up to any. Sam. But the first deal only gets passed And the first line is not steady Sam? Sam, have you ever tried this skill?

You know what? Sam's doing right now, which makes me laugh so much He's literally over his shot in the dark Which way do you think he's... I've thought about different radio stations before and I was I was gone all right It is a game on a different radio station Yeah, it was there was one where I where I'm living now. There was one like that. Where you live? I live in Warnable Oh, I'm so sure coastal town of Victoria. I um, I actually had my mate on the other week, Lockwood. How he gets the part of any restaurant. Oh, God.

There is a hotbed. There's a hotbed of inaccuracy in Waterbull. He was throwing airballs, left-right, and center, and it doesn't surprise me that he has a mate. Well, that one was ripped tight. If you were to play a little bit of the four. I didn't want to sound like a real sand, but I didn't know it. That's what that one was ripped out if you were to play a little bit of the form. I didn't want to sound like a real Sam but I didn't know it. That's what that one was.

Alright, I love that you were lucky and mate, Sam. Yeah, we're being made since climate change. You're not sure on confidence. Sam, to fail as spectacularly as your friend. Here's the last one. Take it away, Sammy. I don't know how I can I have it. What? What? He's joking. Sam, you're still a run.

So from five from five, Sam, is that tap out? I reckon that's the best. Literally, and what you've got a shot here, guess. Just guess what you think it could be. Could you maybe play it again? No. If you have a guess and you get it, I'll give you a coin. We'll find you to wet in wild and we'll give you an 8 coin coin.

Oh. Oh. Is it Ariana Grande? It's the first shot. It's the first shot. Hey, what do you think? All I knew was it was an Ariana Grande. Thanks, Tango. Taylor Swift's shaking off. Not all I knew was it was an area of grunde

Taylor Swift shake it off Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all, which is what you told us you could do. You absolutely cannot. I say Sam, you and Lockhe, your friend that tried to guess the menu items. Do you guys have a third mate? You have a third mate. Yeah. Who's your next best friend in the group? He's name is also Sam. I'm can't keep it eye out for Sam. No, I'm not welcome. No, I want to see if he can sneak through sometime this year with his terrible skill. We'll try and get him on. Yeah, good luck.

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Anyone's welcome to join any time. Let me go back. It's a podcast. So you can easily go back to episode one. I don't know why you started this far end. But good for you. Maybe like you. Maybe you're listening in a friend's car

Yeah, and you're sampling when you're wondering if it's worth getting in stop now Go back and start an episode one that'll know the friend How they good friend? The problem is say let's go to episode one. I'm aim pow moos A simple devices in life. Yeah, which can make you appear more powerful than you are in a public setting. It's a way to always be seeking to get the upper hand. This comes from Angus Archibald. This is a cracker and it's a house party power move.

Usually we're off in the mood. This situation usually is only one bathroom, one toilet, maybe two, usually one. Everyone's lined up. Everyone's queued up to use the bathroom. You go in, do your business. I know a lot of us are thinking, do a poo. That's a great power move. It's not a party poo. It's not, it's better than that. Everyone's waiting outside. You go to the bathroom, come out of the bathroom, turn the light off, close the door. Gives you illusion that you own the house and then the next person that goes to

the bathroom has to turn the light on and set themselves up. Gives you false ownership of the party house. and set themselves up. Gives you false ownership of the party. Yes. It's fun comes in from Ben Ham. You notice I pause because I was gonna have a crack at the evening that couldn't, you know who you are Ben. Yeah. And he says at 40 training he plays AFL.

Yep. And if someone's a, does a bad kick. Yep. He said it's great to say something along the lines of, come on boys, let's get these kicks right. So obviously everyone knows that the kicker knows that they're talking about you. And the kicker would know why you've decided to start the conversation, man. But it makes it look like you're a great team player.

And also that you're a captain of some horse-up race. It's an interesting mix of both an arsehole and a legend move. Real fast money and on the same vein, this is from Sarah. Just a way of showing encouragement but keeping it to a minimum. Rather when someone does something good instead of saying 10 out of 10, just say 5 out of 5. So they don't get quite as much, but it's still 100%. I don't mind that one. Here's another one, here's another one I don't mind.

It's best used in a night club setting, comes in from Maddie. When the song, Boo-Bee-Licious by Destiny's Child, comes on, very, very famous song. Everyone would know that in a part of it, it goes around the group of Destiny's Child comes on. Very, very famous song. Everyone would know that in a part of it, it goes around the group of Destiny's Child, or it's like Kelly, can you handle this one? The friend of hers has done this to Maddie,

and she's Maddie's, often we get power moves to meet up up people that had them played on them, and you bow down to the alpha, and you well done, you've power moved me. Maddie is respecting her friend here as her friend's alpha. Her friend always jumps in and assumes the role of assigning groups of entertain.

So she points to her first friend that goes, Kelly, can you handle this pointing at Maddie? And she goes, Michelle, can you handle this? Now if you're the pointer, guess what? You've already done Kelly and Michelle. Guess who you are. You'll be on set. Be on set. Can you handle this at the end? You've already done Kelly and Michelle. Guess who you are. You'll be on sale. Beyonce.

Can you hand us it in? You get to point to yourself being Beyonce, then you get to dance as the Beyonce of the group. You've assigned yourself the role of Beyonce. MUSIC Some people prefer to be Michelle. MUSIC Not maybe.

Even Kelly Rollin would do that, no? Yeah. If she was an equal friend. Hey, don't mind this one from Tom. Office pal move. I know. Said holding a door for someone, while they're just a little bit too far away from the door,

forces them to run or do that awkward fast walk. Very good. Best serve just before a meeting, so they arrive looking flustered and disorganized. LAUGHTER just before a meeting so they arrive looking flustered and disorganized. This is my favourite bit about Powerboost because everyone gets so excited about the level of power this one was said. I was like, jumps think of it and then the boss goes and I've decided to give the promotion to actually not you Steve, you little bit flustered.

I don't know if you're ready for the step up. All right Tom, you're bad at your job but I'm giving you you don't seem flustered. Last one, Andy, real quick one. From Josh, I don't mind this at all. When handing over an object to someone, again, the best part about power moves is there's a whole playbook of them for the moments in life where you never know if you need one.

So if when handing over an object to someone, he's written in brackets admittedly quite a weak person to begin with, he hopes, hold it in a flat and out-stretch palm. So they have to take it off you. Right. So you're holding it almost like you would have cookie for like a sense for a horse. No, I'll say you can take care of it for a horse. Okay, right. So like, can you take the rock from my palm? Just a flat palm. Yeah. And like, for it, it's so all they're going to do. So say, like, hey, can you give me that pen? I'll do that this pen to you. Yeah. Like that. You have to take it off me. Yeah. But he also recommends by maintaining strong eye contact the whole way through.

They look subservient to you because you've held it out in a flat part. Yeah, maybe. You're not going for it. I mean, it did make me feel that a bit actually. It's like, although, aren't you serving me? See what we just did then was like a teammate thing. We had the pen back.

But if I hold it out to you with a flat palm, I've graciously allowed you to take my pen. Yeah, actually, it does feel a bit like that. It's one of those things you read, and you don't know if it works, but I find it. It's not bad. Not bad. And a lot of people obviously very familiar

with Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal. Yes, he's hit book. The only one that I've ever, I mean, I know he has other books, but does he? I think so. I've heard he has other books. Young adult stuff. Yeah.

Tate fiction. Tate fiction. Yeah. Just some fun, like how to beat the New York Times crossword. Yeah. Okay, he's got a lot of cool books out, but the other deal is the one that everyone references. That's the biggie.

Yeah. Gave me an idea. Gave me an idea for a parenting book. I have a little bit of a sample here and I need you guys to help me out with. Okay. We'll be with a script for the ad. A parenting book, sort of the opposite

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Chapter 4. I know we said we'd have pizza, but unfortunately, there's a pizza drought, guys. A valuable tool for any parent who finds themselves frequently in the position of having promised something they didn't fully think through. So at this point, the kids will point out that their jobs are finished, so now they get to go to the movies.

Well, you know you don't have time for that, so show them that the final job on their jobs list is to build 135 level house of cards. They just missed it because it was written on the back of the jobs list. That as soon as you're done, you say, you're off to the movies, kids, don't worry. The world record for House of Cards is 131 level.

You'll learn how King of Promise to next year, if done often enough, is just as good as a reneg. So you said to them, I just got another text from Batman, the Batman Bill still being repaired. Looks like it's to be next year he takes us for a ride. Hopefully by next year they're full on out of love with Batman. And this isn't going to come up again if it does, guess what, you can get another text. You'll also learn how to shift the blame of the deal falling through onto convenient scapegoats. The Holiday Goblin is a creature I've found quite useful for stealing holidays,

and it can strike at any time. Wet and wild, movie world. There's really no holiday the Goblin won't steal, and it is out of your hands. I mean, you don't control the holiday goblin. Hey, Miss Blake's the art of the Reneg. We promise you'll love it, but reserve the right to Reneg on that later.

Hey, do I only get one line in this thing? Yeah, two now, I'm a bit greedy. And you and I have a mate called Dunk. What's his nickname? The D-train. The D-train. Sometimes Trano? Yes. Sometimes Insane in the D-train. Sometimes train, sometimes train-o, sometimes in-sane in the D-train. Yes, really. And just straight train, train. He's now, he's known as train. Yes.

Like Gary Busy's nickname's probably bus. He's also got a form of transport in his name. So D-train, for a long time, Dunk has been D-train. Yes. And it's something hit me during the week, I was mentioning this year before, and it's got us really wondering here. Somebody, I saw a comment on Instagram that was like D-Train 18618 or something on the Hamishan Instagram, I was like, let's see another D-Train. Then, I mean, 18618 means it was. It was. It was pretty hard to get a low number D-Train.

Then I'm out chatting to some people at whatever, again, introduced to another bit of a surprise. It was pretty hard to get a low number D-trained. Fearing them out, chatting to some people at whatever, again, introduced to another friend of a friend as a D-trained. And they said, what's your name? David, okay. I've got a friend called D-trained, his name's Dunk. I thought he was the only D-trained going around. David goes, no, I know of one other D-trained.

So let me see. Okay, here we go. Yeah, okay, here we go. What are people using D-trained? If it really was a train line, is the train line getting a bit crowded? Ah! The people using D-trains. Do we have more D-trains out there than the system can handle?

What? It got us wondering. It got in and I'm wondering and we're gonna do something about this. We want to run a competition at the podcast enough as enough. We're hearing about too many D-trains. That's that's I'm sure everyone that knows a D-trains listing to this will be also annoyed that there's

many D-trains out there as a nickname. Obviously, it can be male or female. We would like to hold an event contest to discern and determine. To sift out the ultimate deep trade. We're in deep trade rights, of course, of course. Deep trade supremacy. And then everyone else has to be called the deep carriage. And the deep trade leads them.

What we thought we'd do is ring out deep trade and dunk right now. What we should do is, yeah, also say, we just go, would he be interested? Because we need to know if deep trades would be interested. This will only work if deep trades want to come to the event. You're right, you're right. But if he's shy, and he's thinking, oh, maybe I can't.

We've made a mistake here. We've been holding an event that no one's to come to. You've underestimated what D-trains want to do. Or overestimated. BEEP. Can't do it. BEEP. Sure, that's the right number, Jacko, 4-3-8.

I have caught Duncan. I was. It was. Uh, D-Train, D-Train. It's my 50. Hey, Trionon. Just letting you know you're all locked in for next week's ultimate D-Train event. Call us back. We'll explain details. Hang up Jack. He's in. He's in.

He's in. China's in. Yeah, that's a yes. HeyMissionAid.com, register your interest if you're a D-Train. You will be contacted by a producer of the podcast. We can't tell people where it's going to be because we want D-Train's only. We will say this.

It will be a railway themed place. That's a good idea. We're going to gather people out. We're going to have people at a railway themed place. And I guess we're going to structure it like it's going to be some sort of quiz or event. As many D trains as we can get, maybe the only five or six we can get.

Yeah. But if you're not in that room, you don't stand a chance to win. You're a D train, you know a D train. Yes. Hit us up at hamishanney.com. We'll give you the details of where the ultimate D train. Can a D train bring a mate,

not to help him in the thing, I but so we can have a crowd watching. Yeah, of course they can. Yeah, these trains take on all passengers. Yeah. Okay, so you can bring a plus one. You can bring a plus three. You can bring a plus three?

No, yeah, we've got a plus three. I guess I'm just wrong. We're probably going to get two D trains turning up. Let's bulk it out a little bit. Okay, but I'd like plus two. Okay. Just finally get two D trains turning up. Let's bulk it out a little bit. Okay, but I think plus two. Okay. Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, I'm not going.

That sounds about the right amount of guests for an ultimate D train event. Okay, so we're just making this clear. People register now. Yep. We will put up on our website a D-Train form. And people register now, but they have to make their way to Melbourne, or be in Melbourne. In Melbourne, next week.

And as soon as you register, we'll give you the details. And you've got to, like, averages will be calling you back with many, many ways, but just so you don't see your guts get this. They'll have many ways of just checking that you're a day trying many ways Don't even think It's about Exhausted About doing a fake entry you would be there thinking that we had one way of checking

Because as you just heard me say there are many ways many ways to check that you are a day trying So we got you there and we look forward to doing your registrations. We'll do it in future ways. We'll see you next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.