Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 18

Episode Date: June 27, 2018

1. Horgs – guilty or not2. VIP Speed Round3. Salacious Headlines4. Lunch specials5. Chit Chat Champion6. Cale the Grape Guy

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cos the Haymission and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. One. More vids, more vits, Morvits. No, thank you. I don't have quite enough. Austria.

That is Austria. The bad news, he's the bad news. I'm Hungarian. No, he's the bad news. A guy at a function company and said, I really want you to use this of my wife from there. Yeah. And he said it was, it was Morvits. Can't remember where it was.

I like to Morvits. I like to Morvitz. I just said to country. Simply can't remember what country he told me. I feel bad. I feel bad. To someone somewhere that will make, yes, since... The guy that came to me is podcasting. And I mean, there's more chance. He asked for a dollar and I said, hey, yeah.

Of course, he said yeah, of course, he said actually more, this would be more no dollar for me. But unfortunately, I've forgotten, which means less than a dollar. Yeah, so it might be less. It is, we get the stats occasionally. Jack thinks he can go to the check. It's not just M-O-R-V-I-T-Z. Like, it could be a hundred ways to spell it.

Yeah, that's what I found. I found a Zoe Morvitz who lives in Northern California. Because we get the stats of the family, you should say. Yeah, that's what it was. And family functions. We'll often say I'll say no to each other. It was a greeting. We get the stats of the podcast and it'll be like, you know, obviously the majority

is Australia, a lot of Kiwis, a lot of UK, a bit of America. But after that, and then you know, stuff, after that, you're under 1%. Yes. And the chance of us being listened to heavily in a country where more of it is the language. Yes. Is slim, but I'm sure we'll be told on email. All I'm saying is I apologize if it comes in an email, I'll try and correct it. Hey, in the meantime, I'm going to kick this off before you can do as a try.

You know, I went on a golf trip recently with my mates. Yep, yep. And Hawks, who appears on the show from time to time. I can see him unhauled. He came with us. This is good. And Hawks joins us again. Hey, hey mate, how are you?

How you going? How you going? Quick side question before you jump into it. You did tell the whole story about your car giving stolen. Yeah. Is the insurance gone through on that? Not yet. All right.

Don't worry about that. And I want the whole of it. Well, we will stay mute on that subject right now. From memory, remember it being 100% above board. And if I was an insurance agency, I'd be quickly processing that one. Be very disappointing if that didn't come through. I'd be quickly processing that one. It'd be very disappointing if they didn't come through. It was very disappointing for the insurance company and I'd hate to have to name and shame them on this platform, which as we just stated, goes global.

Hawks, I don't want you to rebut all I'm going to put a series of claims at you, and all I want you to say is guilty or not guilty, okay? Right, correct. That's all I want. Sort of like a cause in the 1300s. So hey, we go on a golf trip. Jack, we're on a golf trip and there's eight of us going down and you take your clubs. Yeah. Hugs, guilty or not guilty. You rocked up the airport just holding clubs loose and asked is anyone has just anyone have a spare golf back When we went and saw the green mundine fight we flew to Adelaide we turn up at the airport You didn't even have your wallet on you. We were flying into state You didn't bring your wallet or like little owner backpack. Like no, I need no shirt.

Okay, we was just going for one night. You know about airports. You travel for work. You know about luggage and anyway, okay, that's okay. Sorry, apologies. Here's me, you haven't got any other leveled another charge. It's not even about this.

We get into a higher vehicle and we drive, we landed, they put drive an hour north to get to this golf club. During the drive, someone mentioned that we're in a higher vehicle and you went, oh no, I've got a higher car I'm into return today and now I'm in a different state. Yeah, guilty. We get to the golf club. You realise you don't actually have enough golf clubs. So you borrow some from the pro shop and say that you'll return them. Instead, you take them an hour long trip back to the airport with you.

QC. Upon leaving the higher car, we're about to board the plane. The high man comes in and says, someone's left a jacket on the plane. Oh, I'm sorry, in the hierarchy. Is this anyone's jacket? And you say, yeah, that's my jacket I've left it behind. You would be. Yeah, yeah.

We fly to another little venue and we are getting a bus up to the next accommodation. As we get off that plane, the pilot says, who's keys are these? I said, I bet they're Horgans. They were Horgans. Guilty. Yep. We then get the bus trip up to the accommodation out of the bus. That bus driver comes into reception and said, someone left their wallet in the bus. Guilty or not guilty? Guilty. Yes. At that point, that's what I said.

All right, Hawkes. Do you mean... What's wrong with your pockets? Can parrying all your stuff around naked. Can I hold it in your arms? Can we inspect your pockets? Have they got holes in them? No, no.

I said, mate, you've got to get a system. Yeah. I said, Hawkes. You need a bum bag, Hawkes. I said, let's do wallet and the right. Keys and the left, you're phone and the left. And every time you get got to get a system. Yeah. I said, hold on. You need a bum bag, boss. I said, let's do wallet and the right, keys in the left, you phone the left, and every time you get up to go, so we just pat both of them.

People do do that. Mm. And you went, okay, okay, okay. We then fly back to home. We all go to home, and on the group WhatsApp, our receiver text message that says, has anyone got by luggage? Guilty or not guilty?

Guilty. Had you left it on the tarmac? Yeah, guilty. When you got home, did your wife say to you, your 30s? No! Guilty. And then the worst part of it was, I had a few beers in the way home. I had to leave my car at Jacko's house.

It's a high-car. I left it there for four days. Oh, she's... You would be... You know, there are people that have to carry around an air-pee pen or whatever, like, in case something happens. You would just be so dead if you're one of those people, like, you know, if you ever need like an oxygen tank or something, your life expectancy will shrink to like two days. Well, I wasn't gonna bring this up, but you did, then, Hawks, you got home when you wife says,

where's the car? You would think, oh no, I should have definitely bought the car home. And you say to her, Dunk was in a rush to get home and wouldn't let us stop up and get the car. So to which car your wife said, that's not true. and we'll let it stop up and get the car. To which Kate you're watching. That's not true. Guilty. Guilty?

Yeah, I just want to put it more be. I understand, I'm just saying. Hugs haven't drank dry at all. Yeah, I'll turn it the right thing. I've done the right thing. I've done the terrific thing there. All you're either behaving in the case that you were drunk for two or three days during the golf

course, during the golf trip. When any guy back in the golf trip he was so excited because it's like I can't believe it, I beat Hawks, we beat Hawks, we never beat Hawks. We never beat Hawks, because he said you could go for, I'm now realising why, you're working around with like no pants on no shoes, no clubs, can't find anything wandering into the bushes. Mate, thank you for joining us. Going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it.

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Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going to hold it. Oh, I'm going though the emails get 50, 50 between us, see. We've got to, we've got to hit those blue dots, we've got to read those unread messages. And quite often, one question will stick out to us. And that's when we like to do occasionally, just like a speed bank of calls, we bring up, we bring up podcasts that have caught our eye,

with just one question, yep, we want to ask each person. I'm going to kick it off with Patty Robinson, how he mate. Good, I'm going to. How are you, Patty? Patty, I saw your email. Luckily, it came to my side of the fence because you would have been shunned by Andy.

You are a striker's number one highest rated male disc golfer, Frisbee Golf. Frisbee Golf. All right, then. What goes into your rating? How do you get number one? Oh, the other person plays it. OK, Patty, it's OK, mate.

You just look at my eyes. You've got a friend in me. Don't let any rattle you. I'm sure you used to a competitive environment as New Zealanders or other famous disc golfers try and put you off. Patty, what are your skills, like, what are your stats that make you the number one?

Well, it's not just me who plays it, that's the first point. And I go around Australia, there's a whole heap of different tournaments. And yeah, I won a majority of them last year. You won the most, you won the most, you won the most. You won the most. That's how you get ranks. Yeah. The number one. How far can you throw a Frisbee patty? About our 160 meters. How far do you reckon any could throw one? 16 meters. Nice battle, back patty. Hey patty, if you ever played the course in Queen's Town in the Botanical Garden, so it's the only one I've ever played.

I did actually play that on my honeymoon in December. Is your wife a Frisbee golfer? Very, very, very casually. What a trade out. Nothing more romantic. Okay, Paddy, thank you very much. I was trying to get Andy hooked on this golf. I have not.

He's meant to be quick. Vinny Detroit. You picked that one, that Jack did. Oh, I got told off. Vinny, what are you? Hey, first of all, great name. Vinny Detroit. Good on you, Vinny Detroit.

You once turned down a role in a miniseries because you didn't want to get a crew cut. Just one of the series was. Yeah, I believe it was called the Leaving of Liverpool on the ABC. And you wouldn't snip Vinny Detroit, don't touch his hair. Was that the wolf? That's right, I had a long head of hair in the early 90s. Yeah, late 80s, early 90s.

Did you get any other acting work? I did, just as well. What you get any other acting work? Uh, I did. Uh, just as well. Uh, what I like to call lead extra role. Oh, yes, yes. It's a key extra. Um, hey, Vinny just quickly, the person who took the role, have they gone on to be very famous?

Um, well, no, but I mean if it was me, that would have been a different story because you got to have the talent. So, to take in your opportunity, Vinny, thank you very much. Thanks, Vinny. Uh, takes James, James, how are you, legend? Yeah, hoi-led. count. I'm going to take in your opportunity. Viva, thanks very much. Thanks, Viva. Takes to James. James, how are you, legend? Yeah, hoi, legend.

Hoi, hoi, James. James, you simply wrote, I've got a stat to prove. Well, you actually wrote, I have a stat to prove anything situation. I assume you mean I've got a stat to prove anything? Well, we could do. But it's all in the up you hold. I mean, do we need stats for that?

So I was just going to say, what's the best stat you've used to prove, to prove a point. So you've got to start to prove anything? Yeah, you can prove anything with the stat. Well, the best thing my favorite stat, I think I've come up with, is it in AFL round, there's nine games. There has to always be at least nine winners, but never more than nine losers. Um, it sounds like a riddle you might answer to a troll to cross the bridge. There's not at least nine winners because it's a top-tier draw. It could be a draw but then if you have a draw you're better off than a loser. Yeah but there's not at least nine winners. It's a bad stat.

It's a bad stat. Well you said nine winners but if it's a tie there's not nine winners. But then you've actually done better than a loser, so it means you're not a loser. That's true, there's at least 9 not losers, but not at least 9 winners. Correct. Well, James, you and Andrew can have a chat off here to fine tune this catchy, catchy stat. It does sound like a riddle, James, but thank you for participating. Tim. Yes, Tim.

Tim Cubans, I heard you. I heard you tune it. Hang on, life. I like this. All he wrote was, I once had a kangaroo jump over me. But in what context? Question one, Tim. What was the context?

After I've had a birthday, Andy. No need, thank you, Beth here. Uh, to you, Beth here. To you. Were you lying down, were you crashing down, were you jumping the ultimate? And the camera jumped over you whilst you were in mid-air? None of the above, I was actually mountain biking.

Shit. That is great. Growing down a single trail. And one came across your path and just left you. Yes, basically, I was on a fairly wide fire trail, not a narrow one between the trees, but it was probably doing about 45-50kmh. Yeah, we were going pretty quick, and I just felt something brust my right shoulder, and I was over thought it might have been my mate or something.

It wouldn't be anything. So my mate called up next to me and I said, oh, what was that? And he's not going to believe it. This kangaroo was running at the trail. The last second it jumped up and it's tailed what could's my right shoulder. Unbelievable.

I thought it could have been like that guy that jumped the Formula One car was facing it. That was a great start. That it's time to turn it. Totally. Perfectly hit on. That's amazing, Tim. Thank you very much.

H-Tim, B-S-D-L-N, this is a slight head scratcher. Dylan, ohoy. Ohoy, B-L-N. Dylan, you have listed your special skill. Getting in line before it gets long or busy. Yes, I have. So I'm loving Erlie. So is that just arriving early?

No, I think actually I'm not too sure, but it does like slow down when I get this. So I'll be at the front, not actually like getting served, but it will slow down and then it'll just get really busy. And I'll just be kind of here the front, like maybe one or two to go and I'll just get really packed. So you've noticed, so you've noticed you just have a knack of getting in a queue

that doesn't have many people in it, then you turn around and oh, what's this? There's 50 people behind you. Yeah, they actually know It's a maybe that four or five times So you might Dylan might be like the Kim Kardashian like you've guys are really interesting written on the back He's sure doesn't mean like the people want to read But so it's not it's not that you look at a cute It's not like you're like those guys that work in Wall Street

who can pick a company that's about to share prices about the triple. So you don't look at a queue and go, something about this queue. This is going to get popular, I bet. You get in here. You find yourself in a queue that happens to you. That grows behind you.

Yeah, going about me dying. Yes, I'm happy. Dylan, thank you. We don't know how we get these skills still in, but the Lord grants us with them, and it's not a dross to argue. Hey, I'm you and I get tricked by this all the time. Certainly the glossy mags do it click bait on all websites now. I mean any news headlines where they will try and create a salacious headlines. Generally something negative and you can click on the story and it turns out that it's positive.

Like you know, oh, New Zealand Prime Minister's baby name shock and the shock is that just how quickly they named it. Yeah, exactly. We thought we'd try and play this with Jack's life today. We gave him the task of coming up with three pleasant things he's done this week. He's going to tell us about, and you and I will try and turn the way we make it into a solution.

We make it into a solution. Shocking headlines, part of this. Oh, that's lovely. Nothing wrong with that. That's perfect. No, it's not. Wait a second, there is something wrong with that. Solacious headline. Jack. What do you guys think?

Play. All right. So I'll say I'll say the story and then start the timer and then you guys will tell me the headline. Yep. Okay. For the first story is, well sorry, the story is something that happened to me on the weekend. Yep. I went on a long drive with old friends giving us a chance to reminisce on fond memories. Salacious headline, Salacious headline in three, two, one. Mine is Jack Post Snubs new friends. Yeah, good. I almost just give that to Anda. I had Jack post trapped in car. That's also good. That's also good. Jack.

I'd rather have to pick a winner. No. No, we just have to be winner. Our big winner is just getting clicks and volume. Just getting eyeballs on the article. The next thing you did, Jack. On Saturday night, my wife and I made homemade cocktails and watched documentaries. So, Lysha's headline, so Lysha's headline in three, two, one. Boosie Knight for Post sees him fact-wife hard. LAUGHTER

Possibly until she begs for mercy. Too much. I was going to go to have the same thing. It's like drinking it at home, troubling paradise for alcoholic couple. Okay. Be a pussy. Thank you. Last, I'm so happy this happens in newsrooms. Thank you so much. All right, last one, Jack. What's the last thing you did? I went to a restaurant on a double date. We ate Japanese food. Salacious headline. Salacious headline in three, two, one. Oh, I'm late.

I regards no, Jack posts refuses to pay again at Japanese restaurant. You know, just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm fine. Uh, uh, our regards, no. Jack posts refuses to pay again at Japanese restaurant. I'm just guessing that I assume you just like to just shake down on the bill.

Mine was racist, Jack, who snubs the Chinese. Yeah. Jack, he strings together another, no,, not eating it in a Chinese restaurant. Both accurate, both fair, both solutions. Ando, near where you and I live, there's quite a basic takeaway place, sort of your traditional lunch stop. They've invested in some tension grabbing machinery for the front window.

One of those, like, quite a large three color, like, displays, like pixelated display. So you can display a message, it's not like a LCD screener, but you know what I mean? Like, it can be like now open, and it's often red, green, blue, I think are the colors. I know the one. You'll see them D screen, but you know what I mean? Like, it can be like now open and it's often red, green, blue, I think are the colors.

You'll see them very, very regularly. It's kind of a place where Coca-Cola has gone, we'll do your whole store, but it's Coke-themed. Yes, it's one of those shops. So, I've waited a week to bring this up because I thought I'd be fair with my criticism, because I noticed this almost exactly one week ago from today.

In the window, the following specials will flash. Lunch specials, it will save for a bit flashing. Yes. Hot dog and drink, nine dollars. Okay. Pizza slice and drink, 13 dollars. Yes. Two pizza slices, two drinks, 20 dollars.

And then we'll rotate. Oh, okay. Then they've had, That's a good deal though. It's not bad, and you're saving quite a lot, saving six bucks. Yeah, but you just suspect that there are a ton of you.

A there in Gooots with Coke, because you've seen the window. Yep. And it's probably, I think it's Postmix. I haven't been in, but I think I saw a Postmix machine and, you know, they're getting, it's one of the places, they'll make a lot of pizza, cut it up.

I am with you. They, they don't, the pizza menu is as follows. It's just margarita. They might be meat lovers, they might be Hawaiian. They're not doing gourmet stuff. I think I know the place. Yeah, so they're open late.

Yeah, they're open. I think they do a lot of their trade at lunch because they focus heavily on lunch, but yeah, they are open late. The sign then dedicates at least 50% of its life. So you scroll through those three specials. Then it gives about 50% of its air time to message it says, new lunch deals coming soon. Right?

Like getting everyone excited, there's new lunch deals coming soon. Well, we're not afraid of hyping things up a bit. So at first I went, okay, hype is good. Yes, my question to them is this realistically Just do the specials then put them up because you've only got three lunch specials as it is Yes, they're not hard lunch specials You're not getting a new menu. You only serve margarita pizza

I see what you're saying him but what it stinks of me and it would have been hard for them to do what you're asking because Just put the new specials up you don't the no one's going and the new specials up yet But what if they have a guy dedicated to trying to create specials and he's out the back team Creek That's what I think it is and then they've got to give us a new specials going look tell them it's coming But he's up. He's a hot dog a drink for nine dollars? The kind of deal where you want a one week heads up that something as good as this is coming down the pipe? Well, for, let's face it, a low, a low emotional attachment lunch decision.

It's not a big, is it you're not taking the family there as a special occasion? It's not like when they go new menu coming soon and it's a restaurant that's known for its seasonal produce. It's a hot dog, it's dim sims, it's slices of pizza. Whatever combination you've come up with, for dimmies, dogs, pizza, drinks, whatever, however it works for you, that's fine.

Just tell us the deal when it comes up the day because we're getting changed out of 15 bucks and we're having a delicious lunch. So it's not really the kind of thing we're marking our calendars. It feels like to me, and this is the analogy I was hitting towards before, when someone launches a website

that doesn't have enough content to put in the space. It's no content. I think it's gone. We've got four cycles in. Don't have up, you know, like. We're inside under construction. Yeah, well, all they, often they'll have like the homepage great

and you click on one of the tabs. It's like coming soon, watch the space. Don't have a tap. Yeah, we weren't watching Why did you invite us to the grand opening of your car yard to go and we cannot wait to get some cars in there Put the cars in then in vines Hey, I'm exciting because it's time to play. Chitney with your best shot! Not a roway, chit chat champion! Chit chat champion and where we test people's ability to create interesting small talk in

a realistic simulation. We must dress, we are not testing if people can be funny, we're testing if people can be interesting conversationalists. The way we do it is, and you've got a tidbit of conversation, you'll say to me, I will then reply, I'll add some mean to the conversation, then there will be a natural point for the contestants to enter the conversation and add their next piece of the conversation. Absolutely. It would be judge on if it was interesting and if it elevated the conversation, at least

progressed the conversation in another step. Yeah. Much like you would say a party or a bar or whatever. If you're new to a group. We don't like when people come back with a question because it feels like they're buying the story. What we're hoping for is to people to take lead. What's about momentum?

Yes. And a question doesn't add momentum. In fact, a question stops things down and you need something twice as good to get the conversation started again. Hongi joins us. She is our first contestant. Welcome, Hongi. Oh, hey boys, Hongi.

Oh, hey, Hongi, we're very, very good. Do you fancy yourself as someone that's pretty good at chat? Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah, great. What kind of work do you do, honky? I'm a slister. Oh, okay, yes. You've heard a lot of chat. A complex chat. You actually get paid if I'm not mistaken to keep the chat up. Yeah, pretty much. I believe you bill in 12 minute increments. So if you can keep that chat up, it's all time is money. Good work, Hogi.

All right. You will be against Ryan today. Ryan, I'll hoid you. How are you boys? I'll hoid right. Right, you, what kind of chat can you bring? And where's your best environment for chat, do you think? Oh, I've got no idea.

OK, OK. No, don't think it. Don't think it right because the best idea. OK, OK. No, sorry. Don't ever think of, don't ever think of right, because the best way. Yeah. I mean, Eric, you could surprise us right, because the best way to obviously enter these conversations is with an open mind. Yeah. Be listening.

We've had people come in before, with obviously saying that they've prepared and that they want to get in. And we can smell a wedge in. Yeah. Rather than a set game plan, let the game evolve around you. Stay fluid, stay fluid, stay mobile. Alright, we're going to put Ryan on hold. He won't be able to hear Hongi's attempt.

I'll start the conversation. Hamish will add something and then Hongi will be your job to try and jump in. Good luck. Thank you. Oh, hey, Hongi, hey, hey. Oh, hey, and I heard this. NASA finishing testing on an aircraft that will be able to get from Melbourne to Hey, Hongi, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey is longer than the air flight and you know obviously time is money as we were discussing earlier. It's so important to make the most of every minute, right? So, you're on the cake, aren't you?

Yeah, but not bad. I'm pretty good. I'll give you tea. You pace, you tempo, you confidence, all A plus A plus A plus. Her entry was fantastic. Your entry, you timing, the way you judge the skipping rope, you just got in and said skipping, very, very good. If I was to nitpick it all, I would say you just went out for a brief, brief, brief, brief, brief.

It felt like you just repeated what I was saying. I think you were wobbly to begin with, then you found a nice purpose, which was, you realize the training wheels were off. Let's live life to the fullest, which is a bit more of a fable at the end. He was a good message. But certainly not a failure.

I wouldn't say she's smashed it out of the park. Yeah, I mean, you were pleasant, you were convivial, people go, what's Hogi like? She's very, very, very upbeat, what really lovely girl, positive. She repeats a bit of stuff you say. She's a bit of a clarifier. Yeah, this is a clarifier, I'm understanding what being said.

She's a very, very well-intentioned, great hearted clarifier. This is how I would describe Hagi, seeing you friends. All right, we'll put Hagi up. I'd hold and Ryan, Ryan, you there. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I finishing testing on an airplane that will be able to get from Melbourne to Brisbane in 40 minutes. Oh jeez, jeez, the cab from the middle of Melbourne to the airport will still take an hour though. No, that's really, really interesting.

I hate long cab rides. I like taking the plane. Alright. I hear you, right? Sorry, I wasn't the best person to be in a commas. I didn't really let him get off the tile back. That's really interesting. I hate long cab rides. I really, I really want to talk to you. I've been in love with you. Ryan, were you agreeable?

Yes, to people like agreeable people, they sure do. You're pleasant. You weren't rude. You weren't rude. They're all the positives I can see. They're huge pause after I hate love and care for everyone. I hope you can get the guys in the conversation going,

hey, I'm with this guy. Can you be a icon of our models? Just cheer, rip off our shirts and run into the streets and start a protest. Ryan you are the loser. Not shocked. Hongi you won, it was a tough one. But you'll be able to listen back, Ryan you're on hold. Ryan also, the door was left open for you. Hongi didn't nail it. Wrong hand was a clarifier too.

He's a clarifier. I'm the wrong bitch. Thanks so much, guys. Well done, Greg. Very good chat. BELL RINGS MUSIC Hey, and last week we set this appointment

after a man called Kale came through the goods. Yep. we set this appointment after a man called Kale came through the goods. We, he said he could throw a grape 21 meters in the year and catch on his mouth. What's going on with his research? He thinks it would be a world record. We thought just getting it that high, grape that hard would be impressive.

So we said before we fly, who are our expense, which was his three of doing and people failing, couple of stumbles, we said send us vision of you. I think we suggested throwing it into a pool, like a public pool roof. Could we thought that would be at least that had a diving board? That would be close to 20 metres we thought. Yep, he couldn't find a pool.

What have you been with these grapes? But he did go down. Yeah, it was fun to pull some of them in. But when they first came for fruit, they got the grapes. And they knew exactly what he was up to, and they kicked him in. He did send us a very impressive video, though, of him throwing a grape above the heart,

well above the height of a footy post, which we put at around about 12 meters of footy post. Easily clearing it. And so we said, yep, get him on a plane. He's getting there. This car's good. We went to the local park. We hired a cherry picker.

And then we met Kayle there. We were gonna go up to, you know, the 20 meter mark. We wanted to go up to increasingly higher marks, as you're about to hear, to hopefully be eye-to-eye with the grape as it came up to us. Conditions with harsh. Yes, it was a little windy and rainy and this will be caught up with kale.

Cale, welcome. Thank you. Thanks for having me. You know, the conditions are not great for a great, for a great throwing. No, it's a whole different grape game. It is my word. It is raining out here, Cale. The problem you're gonna face as you

if your grape up into the stratosphere is of course every drop of water that hits it is pushing it back down to the ground. Are you confident you can throw it around the drops? Yeah, I'm right. I'm trying to move it around in the air of it. Oh, there we go. You brought a bag of grapes. Well done. I didn't even think of that. I'm such a big chance we got to have you with no grapes. Is there a preferred grape? Shall I see grapes? These are some of the grapes.

Oh yeah. Looks like you can look at my grapes. A really shit version of master'ship. So shall I show us the grape? Here's a grape. When you pick the type of grape, it's bigger better. Oh absolutely. You need the bigness to get the white. Yeah, you got it's bigger better. Oh, absolutely. You need the bigness to get the weight. Yeah, you gotta right up here

What do you mean by bigness? We've had this situation before when people have said they're gonna come and do the skill and in the leader They go I better practice a bit. Yeah. Have you done any training leading up to this? A little bit. I went out on the front yard a bit and just threw some graves up in the air and see how we go try a few different actions. Did you know it was the... I mean, I don't think I saw it, but... What's going on?

Don't ask why that was grave so low of the driveway, I'm sorry. Right, is that it? We're not catching it with your mouth. I mean... What? What heartbroken will you feel? Because obviously, 21 metres we now, you joked about it you wrote in your email it's piss-week we now know it's actually piss-strong that's a quite

tough to throw a grape 20-1 meters vertically off the surface of the earth how heartbroken will you be if you do get the distance that you don't complete the mouth? that'll be tough because would you rather we don't like if we see the great come up yeah the whole idea is we're up in the cherry picker the great comes up to our eye level we then hold the flags at like league referees would you rather we wait until you've caught it for us to go that was an official do you know me like if you see the flag see you get a panic I mean if I catch it and then don't see the flags and then I think I've done it, it could be a bit of a heartbreak.

Well we're going to do the flags as soon as we see the flag. Flag as soon as we see it, okay this is exciting. Because you might, you know, you're going to throw it up, you see those flags. You won't even catch it. You're out. Exactly. This is sort of turkey, the elephant in the room. The coin.

Yep. Yep. If you get 18 meters, Yep. And give you an 8- and 8 coin. You're beauty. You get 21. You get an 8-A coin. You're beauty. You get 21. You get an 8 coin coin.

Oh, a gold baby. Oh, that's okay. Now I'm done. Any warm ups involved when we can get into it? Nothing when getting into it. I'll swing the arms. H, throw an overarm or underarm? Underarm.

Underarm. You want a quarter or a jacket over a hoodie? Yeah, I can take this off. Okay. Three hands of the towel, isn't he? I mean, it's far as I am. In the sport, what a postable for the sport. He would be one of the leaders.

You're what the sport needs to elevate it to the next level. Yeah, try and plaster my face everywhere. Yeah, so I mean, just, I just, I mean, I saw you, I thought you might be wearing like skins and a single, or something, but you're wearing quite tight jeans and a corduroy jacket. Yeah. But if that's what you want to throw in, you throw in that. We're going to clip ourselves into the cherry picker

because we're going to, we're going to score high. And we'll leave Jack on the ground with you to chat you in between different throws. One other thing, is it as many attempts, like what are we doing? At each level, we will have to give you three attempts in accordance with the International Growth Services Association rulebook. I feel like you'll be more than five attempts. I can give you five attempts at each level we will have to give you three attempts in accordance with the International Growth Services Association rule. I feel like you need more than five attempts.

Okay. We'll give you five attempts at each level. Thank you. I need the language in there. Did you see the duck summoner? Yeah, I was a bit worried that you'd rock up and out of watermelon to try. Because it's the Eurasian coup. The coup, the boat, the bottle. Look, we've had a thing about it.

Yep. We don't think we're in the wrong. No. And we've stayed at that. You've got grapes. There'd be no complaints. Yeah, yeah. Don't have you with the right species of grape.

Yeah, yeah. Good luck, Bonnie. Thank you. Appreciate it. See you up there. I know. You stay down. So we had it across the cherry pickerham. Yep

We're not being quite hard in the twist. I think we were going to A-Laymeeters first. Yeah, that was the plan. Kail How do you bucked a bunch of grapes? Let's see if you could do it Okay up we go and The sheets and not great traditions are terrible. It's really saying the rain here. Are you nervous for it? Yes, I am. How are you going? Do you have no break with hearts? I'm not going with hearts. Tell you what I'm following with. Safety harnesses. Yeah, okay. Good. Safety harnesses. Just being at a holder rail. Yeah, but we're so exposed to the elements up here. Yeah, we're gonna go really hard. We're in that tiring. We'll be three stories up now. Oh, geez, I don't like them because she's taking.

Now, Cal, as they go up, do you, like, with each meter they get higher, are you surprised at how high this thing goes and how high 21 meters actually is? Yeah, I mean, I keep getting shocked. I mean, I saw this thing up before and it went bloody high. But, at the moment, they're sitting all right. I can do that. I mean I saw this thing up before and it went bloody high But other moment that's in all right. I can do that. Whoa Really really get went we're like getting blown around a little bit up here, too. Yeah. Oh I started wreck it whoa

Do you live at the moment? Dave from spider-lift hire if you ever ran your own great, I would recommend using Dave and Spider-Lift Hire. 100%. The conditions are kind of bad here. I reckon that's about the max I could throw. A great. That's a hard line I reckon I can get that. We'll be right there.

We are at 18 now. We're at 18. I mean, do you reckon you can get this or do we have to go back down? I'm not sure. I haven't had a throw here. They told me, say, clearly you can do it. Well, if can get this or do we have to go back down? Mario, I'm not sure, I haven't had a throw yet. They told me, secondly, you can do it. Well, if you get this... I didn't want our coffee. You'd bank the coin straight away. Oh, it's your beauty.

So, do you want us to come back down or do you want us to stay here? I reckon you've lost a crack. Oh my god, you're gonna crack! Alright, here we go, this is for an 8-8 coin, more than 18 minutes! He's taking his... Duffle jacket off. Do you want me to hold on to that coin? Yeah, I'm gonna be great.

Thank you. The wind is hailing up here. Okay, we're ready! Ready? Good luck, Kyle! See how hard we get. He's going for an under-arm throw. Not even close.

Not even close. Not a great start. That's no good. That's come up just underneath. I'm going to say about two or three maybe the shy. Yeah. And tip number one. No. No. No. Okay. It's so windy. It's so windy. You've got a gale coming in at us. The wind is picking up. The rain is picking up. Conditions are terrible. Cale goes for another throw, it's much higher. You're getting higher!

Good height! Good height. Hey Cale, go now, the wind's starting to... I knew we should have started lower. I knew it. Good luck, Cale. Thanks Jack. Don't know really what else to say.

Here you go, here you go. Oh no! That's low. Actually, we're just gonna forget you did that one. I think you know that was a stupid okay, I know in my heart You maybe you already know better than me, but he's under under the best method. Yeah Over on it's just hard to get straight up. There's no way you're getting 21 It is so cold so we can reason come on mate get this kale

Okay, cool cool, come on. That's a good one. Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It's like set for the catch and the flags are waving.

I'm just gonna get the meter out. That got to our feet. All right, that's successful. I've tentatively generously caught up in a God's way of shins. So kale didn't look like it got to that island. And he's re- but it got to our shins. So Kayle didn't look like it got to that island. And he's re-measuring from our shins. But Kayle started waving to flag. I think he's gonna complete front.

I think so. The flags were waved. And that's complete. Oh! 17.5. Kayle's point from down here is you waved the flag. Yeah, but... Yeah, that was exciting though. That was just sort of a generous charge. 17.5.

I mean, we're just conferring up here where the 17.5 will give it. All right, well, why do you think about it? He's going to find it being engraved. Okay, we'll just have a chat. I'm cold. I'm freezing. We're having matters for lunch. Let's go. As soon as we hop down. I mean, I love crazy. We're having Nanda's for lunch.

Let's go as soon as we hop down. I mean, I love rules. We just seen a guy from 17 and a half meters in the air. That's so impressive. So impressive. I think we're giving the silver corn anyway. He doesn't know we's won it yet. Hey guys! He's got the big and grey! Okay, that's got a big and grey.

This is the last attempt. Good luck, Kale. Last attempt. He steadies himself. Bowls into his under-um throat. And it's up. It's a big hit! The flag's a wavin'.

Now all he has to do is catch it! I'm going! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! He's gone! He's gone the goal! 18 meters! The flags are going wild. Absolutely, I'm going to die! They're taking a rant. The big hit's meters! The flags are going wild.

Absolutely 18! The bigger groin! The bigger groin! The bigness! It was the bigness! Alright, let's head up to 21! No! We're coming down!

We're coming down! I know he's pretty good. No way you're getting him down to three meters. Thank you Dave! Thank you Mattel! That was incredible! Kyle! Yeah! You're right! three minutes. Thank you Dave. Thank you Mattel. That was incredible. Kale, you're right.

That was very high. That was really high. You really can throw grapes very high and catch them in your mouth. Thanks. Appreciate it. And so Hamish and Andy decided to come down. They won't go to the complete height of 21 meters

for the world record. They've decided that he can't throw that high. And it's obvious that he can't. But 18 is still pretty good. Well done, Kale. Well done, Hamish and Andy, back to you in the studio. Thanks very much, Jack. We're not, we're not, we're not, we're not,

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