Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 22

Episode Date: July 25, 2018

1. Kenny’s Guns N’ Roses special skill2. Andy’s new car3. Song to Cram Pt 1 - Lego4. Song to Cram Pt 2 - Lego5. The People’s Junket update6. Tara's poker face7. Learn Your Humans8. Kenny’s email update

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. One. Salam,am Salam As they would say in Persian countries I didn't have Salam one week

I've only had Salam Maybe it's got maybe it's hello in two different countries But really? I think it was Sudanese It could just be that it's Arabic Salam alaikum Salam Alright So I mean I do I have to do another one this way.

No, don't, don't, don't. Our whole problem with this is a handbrake. You said something, now move on, get into the show. Well, Jack handbrake it then. I'll allow that. I'll allow her. Pick up. He's quality control sometimes.

Yeah, that's good actually, Jack. You should be ruling with the 9th. And it just stops like 20 or 30 emails coming in. Ah, that's good actually, Jack. You should be ruling with it on your PC. And it just stops like 20 or 30 emails coming in. Ah, that's why I hate reading that. I always go back and listen to this podcast. Jack's done it to save himself a work of having to read an email. Well, Paul has already done it.

I thought I hadn't really covered off that region. And so then so, Henshaw's reaching out to him. It's just, I think it's just an Arabic. Yeah, it's just Arabic. Yeah. Hey, we love our international listeners. So much, Andy. Yes. Oh, as much. Well, as much, just Arabic. Yep. Hey, we love our international listeners. So much, Andy. Yes.

Oh, as much. Well, as much, which is so much. You just so much, this is true. Be local, be foreign. Yep. Be you an enemy, we must say it to you. That's the rules. But usually we don't have podcasts to do, either.

Double checked, Kenny from Ireland, isn't it? Not an enemy. Friend of the podcast. Friend of the podcast. Not a foe. He wrote in, he filled out the form, the VIP form, at hamishday.com to be more involved, and he's special skills.

There were two that spiked my interest, right. He joins us now, Kenny, oh, how are you? How are you, boys? Oh, Kenny, thank you for taking the time, sir. We understand. We feel this international call. We understand it's late in Galway, so we won't take up too much of your time.

Not, not from the edge here inside. What is the, what is the, what is Ed Dun late in Galway, so we won't take up too much of your time. Not from the edge here inside. What is the, what is Ed Dunn for Galway? Has Galway changed a bit since that Galway girl song? It's a completely different city in Norway. It's everyone is looking like Ed Sheeran, now we haven't got Red here. And it's fantastic. We have a big red wig on the town hall. And we're just fantastic. We're not bad. Big red wig on the town hall.

And the bag. Fantastic. Just like Ed wouldn't want you to do. Never look back, you can share. He used to be fat. Who cares? I'm looking forward. I'm skinny now.

I've got a sleeve. Kenny, the one that I really wanted to test, and I think we might refer to this for some kind of international tour where Hamish and I travel the world with Jack hopefully Jesus, I mean we've been we've we have flying people in the state Kenny before the summer ducks Slashy Asian Coots doesn't matter and weigh meat and various things Yeah, but um we've never we've never put ourselves on a plane and gone somewhere. Yeah, could this be good enough

The one I liked was I can park my car into any space once there is 24 inches of space In excess of my car available. So the 24 extra So if we measure these car measure 24 instance, he's gonna give it in there. I'd like to see that. It's time any speed Yeah Yeah, I'll take a run and then I'll just hit the brick and then slide in. I spent sure of stuff. We'll wait that if in years to come we have a budget big enough to travel around in a plane dedicated to the podcast, like Air Force One, where we hear a special skill, we go straight to the country and we test.

I'm sorry, yeah, you're dreaming large, which is nice. I'm dreaming bigger. I'm thinking, you know, the X-Men plane. I'm sorry, yeah, you're dreaming large, which is nice. I'm dreaming bigger. I'm thinking, you know, the X-Men plane. I can hover over people. Yeah. And we just, we leap from the back and flash our badges and go, do you skill? I always dream too small.

Yeah. But I wanted to test you on this one. He says, him, I can identify any guns and roses studio album track from just playing two to three seconds of any song well can yes so can you we're gonna do this down the phone well uh... i'm a could i just uh... uh...

extract that you promise always always with our parameters because it was only what once i had said i could do it and then your producer got touched me that I realized oh hold on a second now um and What are the albums that Guns and Roses did I don't recognize that as Guns and Roses album the one that actually always did by itself yes now I agree that's the latest one so it's a bit of a china tie once in a while isn't um what was the name what was the name of that album? Do you recall? That was the Chinese democracy. Well, we can, I did have one Chinese democracy track I can

stick it from the record, although not officially recognized. We'll see. I've started with a couple of soft balls. Kenny, as we always do. Kenny, Chinese democracies like a Lantern's song to a front swim. it may have happened but certainly not recognized by a record okay again we'll start softballs okay work up to harder okay good like if you go okay welcome to the jungle yes very good um also the the song Andy has automatically rigged Yes, very good. Also the song Andy has automatically rigged on his bed any time someone lies down.

I have been lucky enough to trigger the song. I've certainly heard it from downstairs. As I hear Andy's letter pan sitting the floor, flooding through his eyes, he's laying the pants sitting in the floor, fucking through his eyes, floorboards. Let's play on. Second stop. When you're talking to yourself... It's strange. Yeah.

Yeah, good. I thought that was from Cats. Off the album, do you want to try for an extra point? Off the album. Use your illusion too. Correct. She's okay, do you want to try for an extra point? Off the album. Use your illusion too. Correct. She's okay, good. Here we go.

We're going to master you. Now, let me just say, my ears are color-brainsers for my room area and the audio isn't grazed over the phone. Would you like a little bit of art? Yeah, play it again, yeah, yeah. Yeah, play it again, yeah, yeah. Yeah, play it again. Yeah, play it again, yeah, play it again.

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I'm doing complete pretend to know what's going on because I don't even know what we're calling you because he came through to Andy's side of the emails. Andy's got the sheet over there. He's organized the songs and halfway through my cheer, I realized there's been a bit of a fraud because I'm pretending to give you the correct serve and I was really just going to get a millisecond behind the Fando

but I'm very, very good. It really was a best out of three but the first one was just a warm-up. If you get this one, you get a coin. Yeah, okay. Okay, okay. Good luck mate. Thank you.

Arappos. He's got it! Yeah! Right. Thank you. I think it's our first one sent to Ireland. Yeah, first international coin. Breaking absolutely breaking. Not first international, Jack went across and crossed. Also, I guess has given a lot of foes, has given the game away not enough in London. But we are again reaching international monetary laws by sending a bearer of bonds or a denomination worth $10,000 across international lines. And just throwing two fingers up at the man.

You can't stop Bitcoin, baby, and you can't stop having a long coin big hand stuff. Please don't. Let it through. Thank you very much for listening, mate. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you very much, Lutz. Thank you.

I hope one day we get to see you park your car in the flesh, sir. Thank you. Oh, I absolutely would. Thank you very much. Thank you And I something I was gonna bring up off here, but I think it's a group discussion. Okay I You've got some new we got some new car. Yes, new car. China new car. Jack Jack Jack Okay, we you genuinely impressed me. Like, oh, it's a car.

I think I might like one day. You've got you, Jack, you're building your house. You wouldn't like it shining you car. No. You do too much pretend trade work. Yes. No, I get my mince meat at the deli. And I have this car. Look at this man, huh?

Custom meats. Custom car. It almost seems because you've got something in your car that I've just been noticing a heck of a lot around lately. The old red brake calipers. Oh yes, yeah. And then from the outside, people can see the red brake. The color of the brake caliper on the disc.

Have you ever seen this before, Jake? All right, if I have, I've not noticed it. Through your eyes, what it is. Through your kind of alloy wheels, you can, there's least enough gap to see the red color. And it's meant to signify to the world performance model. Yeah. It's meant to signify, I think,

the brakes on this baby are so big, it's often decelerating me from huge speeds. Because you only see it on top line. Unlike, yeah, I didn't know. Of course, I didn't, like, it wasn't like I'd think. Every car, let me suppose we say, every single car model or brand would have a model that has red brake calipers.

And it's the thing that people want. People want red brake calipers. I don't remember ticking a box, it said. You want red brake calipers. You're an anomaly because it's wasted on you, probably. Because you're not that into cars. But it's definitely there. You've got something on your car that other people, rather people would be a deal breaker.

It would get them going the level up because they want the red brake caliper. Sam, I'll produce for instance, I don't need to tell you what level car he bought. Entry level. And you guys used to drive the same car and park next to each other. And you know, people go, is that any car or Sam's car? And I'd say, what's your mouth out? Sam's car is the entry level. Of course, Andy's car has got the bells and whistles.

Now it's easier because I can go have another look and have a little peek and come back and go, sorry, I had a look at the wheels. I've seen the red brake calipers. Sam, it's seven levels away from that. Is this a decent business idea? People love red brake calipers so much. People that are into cars just love them so much. And we all know, like the redness,

redness doesn't add any stopping ability. No, it's just that race cars have visible brake calipers. That's really what's happened here. And Ferrari has been deemed fast and has a level of redness to it. And is red, and though it's yellow. Yeah, and so suddenly we all think red is fast. So what you're getting across a lot of different brands,

Jack, to help you understand is a level of redness on the brakes is deemed to be a very, very desirable thing. It's like picking one part of the car that was usually hidden and now we're gonna show you, make it a feature part, which I suppose is like big exhaust would be an example of that, we used to hide them. Now, we go and have a look, have a look. Yeah, have a big one.

It's such a good quality part. We actually want you to see this. Yeah, because some of the cars, If you can fit a bowling ball in your design exhaust, think about it. That's better. That's kind of the way market are better now, like if you can fit a bowling ball in you, just like exhausts. Think of the better. That's better. That's kind of the way marketers see cars is like, look, we know the general gist of the cars,

we hide most of it from you. So we know if we're showing you a bit, it's a good bit. Like when the engine comes out, the bonnet, like on a charger, we wouldn't show you this if it wasn't a good bit. Why would we? Would hide this bit? If it's to be seen, enjoy it.

It's red, the red brake caliper. Do you reckon there's a business? I reckon there is. Okay. And simply just going, bring your car in, we'll paint your caliper. We'll paint, we'll give you a red brake caliper. Yeah, I think people would do that.

No, I'm probably, I'm doing the car I've done in the caliper. I think people would do that. No, I'm probably, I'm doing the car I've done in the caliper. I'm doing the car about red, yeah. Red a caliper. Or just like, yeah, we'll dip a caliper.

It would be so easy to paint a brake caliper. Yes. It just reminds me of when my mum took my target pens and so a stussy label of exactly what it is. That is what a red brake caliper is. Modern day, a red brake caliper is the stussy label of the wheel. And that's what people are falling for now. Jack, if we could pay for it. Well, I, if we could pay, if we pay for it.

Well, I think I've only got, I think mine's so. Jack has the stick his feet through the floor to the front. So he's got down. Mine doesn't even, we'll show you. No, he's a, he doesn't have LL. No hubcaps, I got the crappy ones. It's hidden, it's hidden from me. Well, if we could pay for it, would you like

red brake halvers on your car? On the U. Yeah. It's a 2000 model. You can still have calipers. All right, On the U. Yeah. It's a 2000 model. You can still have calipers? Alright, put them on. No way, that is a fun day. No!

That's too easy. Hey, it's time to play this. Oh, get ready, sun to creme! Whoa, get ready, sun to creme! How did you make it? You only have to move 40 centimeters to press the screen. How did you make it look like you had two meters to move? I think that's what Jack trip over himself tried to move. I got a confession to make. I saw him on his heels.

I just saw him relaxing back there and I thought he probably thinks I'm going to do a bit of a long around. That's why you're the best, Dan though. You got done by the best, Jack. You got snifed. Look at his face as he rolled in for to try and hit it and then he missed it. Well, the other spectator I loved what you did and I appreciate it. That was a real good, that's basically just Andy giving me a gift and it was well received and I appreciate it. It is time to play song to cram though, where someone has contacted the show who has a specialty subject. Something they know everything about Zander is the person today. Zander, ohoy, ohoy boy.

Ohoy, Zander. For people not for me with this segment, Zander, you have something you know about to a tertiary level. A first year uni level. We like to hover around. Chance for Andrew and I to test the only thing we did at university for the brief time. We were there, which is furiously trying cram facts into our short-term memory, where they would never be remembered, but they might be useful for the next 10 minutes. Yes. If we can get two out of three of the hard questions you're going to ask us. into a short-term memory where they would never be remembered, but they might be useful for the next 10 minutes. Yes.

If we can get two out of three of the hard questions you're going to ask us on your specialty subject, correct? We win. And did we last time we play this? Do we offer up a coin? I think we did, and I was perplexed with it, but we won. We kept the coin. The coin. So let's go a coin again.

Zander, if you can stump us, you get a coin. What's the subject today, my friend? It's a Lego. I won't throw. I was I was about to throw a fact out about Lego. I know. I was left with the safest. I saved it. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm going to save it. Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander.

Hold so you can't. I know, you got a question, Xander. Have you studied Lego or like do you just really, really into it and like, is there any, is there any, is there any reason great, you're an expert? I'm, I'm pretty into it. That'd be, that'd be it.

But are you a master built, they were like, I'm not, only because my wife got me a Lego portrait made for my 30th, my face made out of Lego. And there's like five guys in Australia who are like accredited builders. Are you one of those guys? No, I wish.

Okay, cool. So you just like Lego? I do like Lego. That's fair enough, the good thing. Terrific into locking brick system based guy. Okay, okay. Thank you Zadda. Well, I mean, that's what the reason why I asked him here is because I wanted to know whether he has,

you know, it's historical things about Lego. He's going to, he's going to, for the people that love Lego, because I get a Lego land every three to four weeks, because it's a great place to take standing by, remember. And so I, I come across, I feel them. I remember. I feel like I've got a secret advantage here. Because I've come across people that love Lego at least and the things I like to hit you with, gee, you never believe how many bricks Lego produces a year. That kind of stuff. Historically having this.

So then you watch a little video at the start of Lego Land and it tells you it's a robot factory that makes them all. Okay, can you do their manufacturing side? And I will do records like the tallest tower I've built. We're gonna need Atabidi here. Oh, we're gonna need like set stuff to like did Lego overbuild this, you know For instance like the Millennium Falcon's the most that's got the highest number of pieces of any Lego set ever 7,500. Okay, oh well, that's good. Okay, so you used to be the Disney castle, and now it's the Millennium Falcon. So you go specific set stuff, set stuff, and manufacturing. Yep, and then I will go history and records.

God, sounds like it is a unique degree. Okay, and then we're in a confident mix. We'll have three and a half minutes now, you stay and hold. It'll feel like an instant to people listening, but we'll be back after this. It will feel like an instant to people listening, but we'll be back after this. Okay, Hame, you've got to put your computer down. You got it. No, you still got to put your computer game, you computer down. Yeah, because the thing is, if you just, it's just not fair.

Okay, okay, sorry there's end and we're in the middle of this. Whoa, get ready, song the cramp, whoa, get ready, song the cramp. Zander, remind everybody of your specially subject. It's the look. Good. And we had three and a half minutes, three, fifty two for Haynes, because he kept trying to get things in his head with... I was, I was set to manufacturing.

Set to manufacturing, don't tell him, but I would. You can tell him. I think you've got your questions probably plans and the problem was, and as I rapidly trolled the internet for Lego stuff, I kept getting distracted by great facts. And that might not have been relevant to sets and manufacturing, but more really interesting things.

Well, I was wondering was that you would purchase something? That was my, that might be the legitimate one. I'm not joking, I've got something you marked a buy. It was amazing. Well, the legitimate one is you get so distracted, and the idea is going to cram over that amount of time, and you get so distracted that you would buy something. Some of the Star Wars stuff.

Alright, some of the Star Wars stuff I haven't seen. A coin is on the line, hit us with the first question. Beautiful. So, a question, boys. How old is Lego? Are you talking about when it was first produced in Wooden Blocks? Are you talking about when it was first available to the public? Zander.

Wooden Blocks. Well, that would be... Wooden Blocks. Yes, sorry, I would have thought you would... You didn't know that, then. No, when the first plastic brick was pressed. Which of... And Lego, of course, meaning play well. It's a conjunction of two words, you know.

That might be the next question. That could be, and we all know that. It could be the next question. Oh yeah, what are the words? Legot. What I guess. LAUGHTER Zander, I think it was Oleker Christianson in Denmark

in 1932 when he first put the wooden blocks together. Oh, but they're gone boys. Yep. Oh, well done. Well done. Well done. He ran a little competition too to uh, to get the name. No one came up with a better name than Lake.

Zander, go for it. Number two. Yep. How many Lego sets have been released? Hmm. Manufacturing. Sets and manufacturing. A good handle. And intersection of the two.

How many LEGO sets? In total or different sets? In total. Across the world. Oh, I've been like different sets. Oh, of course. Yes, BMO specific with the question. Sorry.

How many different sets have been released? Yes, yes. Of course, it's numerous. Oh, God. Will you accept that, Fender? It's a positive integer. I'm not pleased. OK, no negative number.

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Dare you! 113,000 over 113,000. Incorrect. 14,992. Okay, so it's under. I like that you tried to qualify your event hedge. I even actually included an internet set You should have said I couldn't get it. You should have said to under a million. Yeah

But it is approaching 113,000 okay Remains now's and it goes to question three and the coin is very much up for grabs We could have crushed his dreams there. No, it would have been good up for grabs. We could have crushed these dreams there. No it would have been good. That would have been lovely. But now we're forced to wait a little longer to crush our man's dreams. Zander, go for it. How many bricks are in the largest commercially available sets? Hame. Which I believe is the Collector's Edition Millennium Falcon? It is. And you've got him on the ropes Zander 7000 5100

Oh yeah Where the awesome and hugging and making thinking got the coin too Not just did we crush a dream we smashed it into 7500 pieces and he's dream throw You certainly wouldn't be able to build the tallest Lego tower on the world with that. Because it requires 550,000 Lego. So it does, is this. And it came into New Hampshire College, did it?

And it went to 114 feet 11 inches, zander. I tell you what, those and if you're looking for a group of people to commiserate with, why don't you try and hang out with the Lego micro figures if each figure sold was its own nation, to be a nation populating, populated by four billion figurines of Lego. Wow. Fantastic things in the suggestion that I go and hang out with Lego people. Nightly.

Xander, were you amazed by my knowledge of the Millennium Falcon? I was. And I, yeah, 5,197 in the Taj Mahal. I'm even Falcon smashed it to pieces. And Xander thank you. We don't need to hang on for you to congratulate. Hey, we should get after your requests. How impressive you were. You can simply, I mean, I came from the depths of the 130,000. Yeah, you were. I was able to charge it back with that. Hey, Xander, can I give you actually, can I tell you a fun logo? In fact, I learned.

Oh, gosh. I'm online. I think you'll enjoy this one too, Andy. This is actually what I spent about a minute doing, and I shouldn't have. Did you know that there's a guy that builds a house out of logo, Zander? Yeah, James May.

It was this, that he's named. I'm telling Zander things he already knows, mate. He's the expert. Thanks, Zander. Thank you. Cheers, buddy. See you knows made. He's the expert. Thanks Zander. Thank you. Cheers buddy. Say night. Sorry about the dreams thing.

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That's a guarantee. This one caught my eye. It came from Tara. And she says that she is excellent at lying and keeping a poker face. We wanted to test the liar. Could we pick when she was lying? So we established a game earlier today. Tara, how are you? Come on in. Come on in. Lovely to meet you. How's it going? Or is it Tara? It is not, maybe. That's actually not my point. Well, if you're trying to figure out if you're a liar,

we might be sitting here all day. Yeah. Kings, you've lied to us, you're not coming in. So you told us the truth about coming in, which we really appreciate. Yeah. Now, you'd be aware that you're here due to your claim of having an excellent poker face. Indeed. And being an excellent liar. Yeah. So, as we understand it, and correct us if we're wrong here,

you are able to both tell the truth and lie with exactly the same external cues. Yes, that is the plan. There's no difference to the casual observer from a lying Tara and a truthful Tara. Yeah, absolutely. Well, you worried about close-pursual friends, work colleagues, et cetera, watching this and going,

oh, I, it changed my opinion on Tara. No, because they already know, because I've done it many times for them. Is there a part of you? Is it a bit of like a superpower? Yeah, is there a part of you that knows you can't use this power for evil too much? Well, sort of, but I mean, you know, morality is very subjective, so. It's elastic. Do you use this two-poig-poig? Do you use this to make money?

Can you use this skill? Yeah, yeah. My dad taught me to play poker when I was seven. So you have no choice? Maybe. I don't know, did he? She's woman up. She's woman up, haven't you? She's warming up, haven't you?

She's warming up, haven't you? Go to this side of the table. Yep. This is verbatim from Tara's correspondence. I'm excellent at lying and keeping a poker face. Yep. So I understand what's happened then is producers have organised you to have six statements. This is correct.

And you're going to say the statement and we're going to look at you and work out whether we think that's a lie or that's true. We've got six envelopes in front of us that our producer grinners is put together. They're labeled one to six. You know you've got the order of one to six what your statements are. I do. And on I will write on the front of the envelope true or lie for all six then at the end we open up we get to see if we were correct. Oh okay yep. I think if you get four out of six right I think that's a quote. Now right is we've got it wrong. Yes yeah so if we fail four out of six times yeah you've got that shonee at tonight coin. I totally forgot about that you know I'm just here for glory. Sorry. No one forgets about age and age.

Well, that's good. That's actually added a bit of pressure on it. Now she might want the game more. She's got to tip back to us. Yes. OK. Tara, you can just lie on the command. I can't.

You ought to let us. Give us your first statement. I once had a job interview that went for seven hours. OK, you went a laterised question, so I would have noticed. That would be a different game. Yeah. Because you're very good. I'm staring into it. It doesn't move.

It sounds like a very long job interview. I know. It's one of those ones who are like, well why would someone make that up? But that's the game. Yeah. And I feel like I could be working headfirst in a trip here, but I'm going to say lie. Lie? OK, we'll put down lie.

It seems obvious that it's a lie. There we go. She's lucky at me, and she's got me. She's got me. Do we reveal straight away? No, we're way to the end, I think. OK. Oh, do you want to...

We should we talk about these? Should we? Sorry, Tara. Put it aside. Yeah. OK, we'll reveal the more at the end. Okay. Fraze number two or statement number two.

Sure. Uh, my granddad won a logie in the 70s. The screenwriting. That to me felt more like a lie. The is not a screenwriting logie these days, but there might have been one. But I was more just going by the body language. It seemed like she was in the line. I think that could be a lot.

Do you know what it felt like? Guys are coming to my door today. I'm sick, by the new infection and a runny nose. Yeah. And my knee fell off. Too much information. It felt like the screenwriting edition is another hate doing this in front of it. It could have been to...

Overcompensate. Toilet City. Yeah, toilet City. Too much detail, right? So far, we think they're all lines. Two loweries. Okay, Tara. Statement number three, Tara.

Okay. I have a younger sister, and we are born on the same day, but she's exactly a year later than me. Okay, I'm looking, there's a bit of quiver in the lip there. It's very hard to tell if this is a tell or if it's just weird that people, this is a lot of men. We know that people are looking at me like this.

It's a lot of men, I'm a lot of fun fact. We've put her in a very weird scenario. Because there's no normal face you can pull if someone's staring at your whole face for a very very long time which we are doing and I apologise but this is part of the job. I did sign up for this. Yeah. It's okay. Okay so look it's the same birthday call fact. Is it true? It rolled off the tongue like she'd said it before. Any pausing there, I think was just to go, I'll see as this way to explain this to you guys,

because I people get confused by sometimes. Yeah, I'm gonna say that's true. True. I'm in the grants, okay. Stapent four. I have a selfie with Julia Gillard. What was that thing at the start? Yeah, it was a bit of an inhale.

Which kind of atmosphere? I mean, we were supposed to remember for. Probably just a few minutes. Same in being trying to remember. The fourth of a sixth statement. You know what? I'm very possible. You know what that might have been?

Yeah. We've got one right. Yeah. I think that I reckon that was a bit of terror going, I've got me now. I don't know which one it was. But somewhere we've got it. And it was here going, okay.

I think it might have been a bit of self-talk going, all right, Tara. Yeah. Bring it on. Yeah. Do it for this. Bring it home. Keep your shields up, Spartans.

Yeah. Like, stop showing jeans. I'm going to say that was. Yeah. Like, yeah. Stop showing jeans. I'm going to say that was true. I'll back you. I think you're right that we've got one right. Because if we've got all of them wrong, Tara's already one. And she'd be smiling. She'd be beaming like a golden grump. But she's giving us nothing.

She's giving us nothing. You've got a very monoletist smile. Tara's anyone said that before? Yes, I haven't been told that. And it giving us nothing. You've got a very Mona Lisa smile. Tara, is anyone said that before? Yes, I have been told that by myself, mostly. Yeah. Your eyes are also Mona Lisa, you have the ability to follow us. But the good news is you have eyebrows. And the Mona Lisa does not.

Thank you. Yes, this is accurate. Thank you for filming this. Staying five. Hey, I have visited every capital city in Australia. You know what's hard about the game? Because we have to go off to her and her body language and her tails and you're studying her face. But then you also think about the fact and like, why would you go to Darwin?

Sure, sure. We've been to all times. We've been to all times. We like Darwin a lot. Why do you go to Darwin? Sure, sure, sure. It's nothing. What? We've been several times. We like Darwin a lot. You know, you mean, why would you hit every single one? Yeah. You used to route my life. Yeah, of course.

Of course. Yeah. You didn't host a today show during the periods where they were hugging Australia. Now Tara jumping back in there to try and reaffirm. Oh, did you just get trapped by Andy? That's what we should be thinking about. Why would she want us to believe? Why would she want us to believe?

Is it a double bluff? Is it a red-haired? God, I'm just angry. I think everything inside me wants to ask if she thought about the lie. Okay, lie. It is lie. Okay. And the final statement.

When I was a teenager, I had to have my appendix out and I needed to reset my exams because of it. She's very interesting. It's very good. It's an iron curtain. It's an iron curtain. Her tarot's demeanor hasn't changed a lock between statement one to statement six. Yeah. And we know that there's some reserring to that. She certainly doesn't take classes off and polish them or something.

She just, her, her, her tells are nano-tells if they're there at all and I do, can't say I've found one. No. Your checklist, my, my, my baby. I would, I would, I would say. Thank you, give it a go. I would say they have me first going off the delivery.

Again, it felt like it rolled off the tail quicker than the others. But that might just mean she's a natural liar. What if we're dealing with someone that's more comfortable lying than dealing the truth? Yeah. I'm going to say... This has so insulting to me. It's the game. I'm so excited. I don't think so. I think she was hard for her line. She wasn't a natural born liar and hence,

I think that last one was true. OK. OK, we now go to the reveal. Good luck. Yes, and to you. Praise one. If I remember correctly, I can. Seven hour job interview.

Seven hour job interview. We said why? True. Oh, what was the job interview? Was it like, crack, were you driving a truck or something? No. Thank you for thinking I'm a truck driver there. I, it was for an repair, I live in opair job.

So you were in the practice of getting out of the day? So you gave you a shift? A little bit. It was kind of I had about an hour and a half chat with the mom, and then I met the dad, and then the kids. That's why I'm an opally. To the end, and then we'll decide. You ended up playing me dinner at a very nice restaurant.

I got out of there, I started around one, I got out of the round, yeah, eight. Did you get the job? No. I'd never actually looked up to two children before, I was lying my way through that one. But they were very lovely, payful, it's probably a good thing I didn't get it. Statement 2 was... My granddad. The granddad.

We said lie. Scream My granddad. Yes. The granddad. The Batman 2 was... Yes. The granddad. The Batman 2 was... My granddad. The granddad. The granddad.

The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad.

The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. The granddad. for an episode of homicide that a man named Fred Cullen won 1974 Yeah, eventually they went so I did do some research on that one You know what's not a hard-to-run episode of having a wife But I can't do a lot of it. We thought too much information. I think we thought too much information was at that right, okay

Third was the sister Sister birthday exactly the same one you're apart. We said true. We thought a roll of the tunnel well. It's false, damn it. So, didn't we have a sister? Didn't have a sister. And I appreciate that because you didn't. If there's one thing I didn't want to get caught out on today, it was like mini-lives or being like,

oh yeah, my brother's one year apart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great, don't you have a sister? Absolutely, Rang Wings are on this there. Two one. brothers one year apart. Yeah, yeah. Great. Do you have ever sister? Absolutely. Rang Wings are around us there. Two one. The statement four was...

Selfie with Julia. Yeah, we said true. The statement four was Selfie with Julia. We said true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true.

Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. Julia thinks you have a true. She does have a selfie with Julia. That was correct. You need. Okay, we'll get down to two more. You need to get both correct to win. Number five. Of course. I'll let you do it. Capital City. Capital City. Number five capital cities. It's a lie. We said lies. Well, that's because I thought she doubled down Yeah, which now we know could be and it is a lie It's a lie. I've not been to Adelaide or Darwin. Yeah, I know was beginning to Figure out that anytime there's extra information. Yeah, he was going to back that's why I felt and then said the last one I'm very good

Which again, I thought rolled off the tongue very quickly. We can tie it up here, so that's not too bad. My appendix was removed, the teenager was actually false. That was a good line. And I said that was true. It goes to three or three. Three rats we smelled. Three rats went on the sniffed.

Indeed. Three clean rats. Yeah. It's not a bad result. Oh, sorry. A batch of six rats. There's noed. Three clean rats. Yeah. It's not a bad result. Yep. A batch of six rats. There's no point. An unusual rats.

It's being clean. There will be no coin today. But my god there's respect. And, as I'm going to make a small city. It's a bigger thing. It just farts me coming. The thing that I feel is necessary to do. People that have taken the time to come here to scrutinise and

insulted in this case to their face as natural born lives. And I will make you a very small certificate which approving rarer than the coin that's done. It's a confusing thing to add to the economy but I use very small certificate. So that's why I take you to our account. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.

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We must also observe the world. We thought a great way to celebrate the diversity, the amazing differences and wonderful, different traits that everyone has on this planet. Could be a fun segment called learn your humans because we all know the basic humans, but they've tall, short, brown hair, blonde hair, white hair, no hair, some hair,

but there's hanging on. There's also, by myself, might be guilty of that in years to come, hanging on desperately. But there's also subcategories, deep deep, those are the generalizations. Deep, deep, deep. But there's also subcategories. Deep, deep, those are the generalizations. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep subcategories. That's what we focus on in learn your humans. Learn your humans! Andy, yeah.

Today's human that I'd like to nominate is Chubby Holiday Jim Guy. I recently observed this guy was away for a weekend with my wife. He's the guy and I've been him myself four times that I can remember. He's the guy that doesn't exercise and when he's on holidays, notice as everyone else is fit. Whether it's a pool or a beach scenario, so panics and tries to go to the gym for the first time in over a year, whilst on holidays, somehow in the thought that by the end of the holiday, he will have a good body. I salute you, Chubby holiday workout guy.

That's great. That is great, yes. Yeah, I know that classic from that guy. And again, I'm only speaking from experience here. Mexico, seven years ago, I was in Mexico, was though, tried this to know about. You're like, and you've gone to a place which has a gym.

Yep, I did push up some schoolings. Oh, I'd never done a push up really in my life probably before that. And then got to schoolies and went, oh my God, these, all the guys that are stealing our girls that we went to high school with, they've all got great bots. They must have played sport or something.

So I had a go. You will not change your body in seven days. R Sam Woods, it's a 28 day course. Minimum, minimum. Bless your holidays, 40 days. Don't bother. It's a 28 day course, minimum. Minimum, less your holidays, 40 days. Don't bother. If you've missed out, don't bother. Hey, I'd like to throw one in the mix now

that I'm getting the hang of this. Yeah, let's do it, let's do it. One, you're human. And the category of human that I'd like to talk about today is the person or person who will take a photo on an iPad. Yeah. Right. 60 plus your 5 man's?

Yeah. 60 plus or travelers. Travelers. Yeah. For some reason feel it's appropriate to use an iPad as their main source of photography. We all know. We often have glasses, but they have to take their glasses off to somehow work the machine. Scrinching's involved. So is sometimes spinning the iPad around,

so it's either landscape or portrait. We, iPads have cameras. This we all know, it's a joke. It's putting, for everyone else's amusement, Apple didn't mean it, they will get rid of them soon. 100%. I think I've got one more, actually. I'll go ahead and give it a go, though, so this week.

One, you're human! I think I've got one more actually now. I think I've got no soul this week You know I've I've been talking about is this very Very tall skinny guy with the ponytail. Why do you always wear such loose long sleeve shirts? They do They do you know they do you walk fast you, and you have very, very loose long sleeve shirts. Why is that? Is it because the length, you can only get length with width. I think that's it. Is that it? It's the fact that they have to go to a big man's store because they're length.

And they're left with the belowing shirts. I've never seen a very, very tall skinny man with a ponytail in a fitted shirt. They're always sales. LAUGHTER Boys, we do have to wrap up for another day. Mm-hmm. I think I need to bring this up.

It's been handed to me by one of our producers. We might remember Kenny from the start of the show. Yeah, I remember him. We were remember Kenny from the start of the show. I always can. I remember him. I remember him. I'm just getting ever on the same page. Hey, Andy, you're on my side on this. I mean, don't, I mean, don't, you get nothing to worry about.

Yeah, absolutely. It's not the worry about it. So it's natural when someone brings something up, you go, how are we going to fall here? 2-1, 2-1, 1-1 way, 2-1 the other way? Or am I just going to turtle this and just pull everything Just be one one one. We all just just lash out at each other. Yeah, I'm giving you you got to tell you got to immunity Okay, enjoy this. I think you will

Obviously Kenny being in Ireland. Yeah some telephone setup was required today Jack did you speak to Kenny? Before we got in that's true. So how did you do with Chatty Kenny? Right. And Mike, ready Mike, who helps on the show, puts stuff together. He's been emailing Kenny to go, yep, hey mate, we'd love to have a chat to you, you know, figure out the times. So Jack's been verbally talking to Kenny. Mike's been emailed talking to him. Mike passed on an email from Kenny just now, post-being on the show. Kenny got now, our post being on the show. You know Kenny got the coins,

he's obviously very excited. Mike's facilitating the transfer of the coin, running down his unique coin number, making sure that you know, logged on the books. This is from Kenny to Mike. Hey man, thanks a lot. I'm so happy to be on the show. Keep up the great work, the show's amazing.

Okay, that's nice. And he goes, then'm so happy to be on the show. Keep up the great work. The show's amazing. Oh, that's nice. And I guess then we get into the guts of it. Also, I didn't want to say this on here. OK, so Kenny's got something. So he's come off a victory. He's come off a high. And then he's going to himself.

And he's got something. He feels like he needs to bring up, but he chose not to do it on here, because he's a professional. I think. But he was a rechab to someone from the show because he, in good faith, he doesn't think he can see on this. I have no idea what I could not only think I remember saying to him, is Kenny, I'll call you back in five minutes when we're ready to go. Okay, so now we've got Jack's statement.

Didn't want to bring this on air, but when Jack rang me, he sneaked a bit. And I couldn't help but feel he bullied me. Now, of course he's not gonna be met up in front of his bully. And nor should any victim have to. But he's on the right thing, he's reached out to Mike. He goes, you are a great producer. You obviously care about this podcast. Yeah, mate.

What's your marketing event, Jack? I don't know, I'm getting close to not laughing on the show anymore at all. Full stop. Oh, big. We wouldn't, I wouldn't want, I'm getting close to not laughing on the show anymore at all. Full stop. Big. We wouldn't, I wouldn't want that. Don't take that away from the people. I wouldn't want that. Thank you Andy.

This is, I don't try and change the two ones wet. But this is obviously a problem, Jack, that you have got. You've got a bullying sneaker. And he, Kenny certainly felt it. This is now a coin owner and you know, he's elevated himself, not just from a very important podcaster, but to a rarefied coin owning podcaster. He's really straight to Mike.

Mike's done the right thing and passed on to management, to me and Andy. He's thinking a bit, couldn't help it fully, but with me, I didn't want to say anything on here in case he's sning it at me again, but hopefully the lads can stamp that out. Ah! All right. Next week. Looking forward to the show, Kenny. he's sning it at me again, but hopefully the lads can stamp that out.

All right, next week. Looking forward to the show, Kenny. Next week's show, I'm not going to make a peep. No laughter. People was posted. Gosh. And I should say one more thing about the coins, while we're talking about the coins. Remember in London, I didn't give the coin to the guy who got to me second, I had three coins to give away. He kept emailing and emailing and saying, blah, blah, blah, this, this, I should have got a coin. So I'm giving him my one that you lent to me. But it's not yours, please.

No, I know, I know, I already told him though. It's not yours to give. How much of the, how many of those 10, 5 pounds payments of yours? No, you know zero Let's sit on this this is what unfortunately what we were looking for was a sorry Kenny and what you did instead was lash out Now I'm getting yeah, I'm getting sick of these guys like Kenny and all of them getting I was like Kenny and all of them getting off. I'm sick of that one.

Check it out. If you like to, would you like to actually recomb, because you're getting sick of the listeners and Mike and you're in this car. Just the guys who like jumping on the bully and jack. He felt bullied. You snigged at him. Hey Jack.

You've done it before you did it again. It's not my birthday every day. Sometimes you have to wear the cloak that the people give you and yours has it being kicked me side of them. I'm taking next week off. You track this next week though? Oh good. Yep.

Got the post off of slip. They're whining to be picked up. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.