Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 23

Episode Date: August 1, 2018

1. Lana the language expert2. Placeholder tracksuits3. Horgs on True Story4. Royal Wedding update5. Special Skill - Divide by 76. Scotty Pup7. Hamish blows Coke wide open

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the Podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. One. San Beno, San Beno, San Beno. No handbrake, what country? It's what you might say if you went in Mongolia and you went into order some beef because

they do a great beef, the Mongolians. You're basing that off into the world? Yes, Mongolian beef is delicious. But you might say hello, hello, if you were a policeman. Yes. I mean, he's investigating a beef crime. At a beef shop in Mongolia. Yes.

I look forward to the week where we have a digital greeting Anna. Will you ever do a ones and zero's greeting? That's interesting. Big corresponding ASCII code for hello, hello. Take your ages. That is interesting. And now is the end.

We'll see. We'll see. Can be a second answer, but no And now is the answer. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Can be a second answer, but no, probably is the answer. Hey, hey, the reason why the reason why it's great that you did no guessing. Yeah, it's a break. I know, handbag, but I want to get straight into a special skill today from a... I see a phone call up. Who's Lana? Lana. Lana had to wait through the start of a load.

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come on. I can tell you what the language is to the dialect level when listening to a weatherman slash weatherman Very politically correct beautiful. So I have done a language A language of I have done some nothing around and found different languages and the weather people running it. And so what I'm going to do the way I thought we'd do the game is because I will play a weather person from a different country. Lana gets to choose first at home. You can either say, I agree with her.

I'd like to go differently. See? OK. That's how it's going to play. Let's see if someone did this on a on a drunken evening There are favorite ones, but you knew you you you came out with language based stuff at the top of the phone call line So you Evidence that you love languages and weather in different languages, so I

This seems very hard for me to win So I go either agree with Lana, so we both get a point, or I overrule her. But then do I have to say the language? Yes, then you have to pick another language. The reason why I'm doing that is it's a favorite type of content in the show. Yeah.

You are the control. This is not a game against Lana. You are a lay person playing. And if Lana is in fact special, she can prove herself. No, then I should not have a guess first. Not just like, I don't want to introduce my least favorite. That was my problem because I can't let have you

leading the witness at all, because we need to guess her skill. So this is like the day they were like, they got Superman and a normal man to go, right, both try and leap is building in a single bound. The normal man just hit the glass, he's got a bum when he's at it, Superman made it easily.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do. If you like my look, that's beautiful. You're Superman, Lana, okay. Lana, here is the first one. Now I know. But I think it's a bit of a shame that I'm not a fan of the Russian language. I'm not a fan of the Russian language. I'm not a fan of the Russian language. I'm not a fan of the Russian language. I'm not a fan of the Russian language. I'm not a fan of the Russian language.

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between you, you've already known it out, and Russian. I've won there. I've won. I've won. No, there's one. If you haven't won anything. Let's make this very clear. You're a control.

You're not winning. This is not a contest. You're a laper You're not winning. This is not a contest. You're a laaper. Why do you act like this? Correct. Okay, here's the second one. Oh, it's so cute. It has to be Korean. She's right. Korean jest w Korem. Tak.

W Korem. W Korem? Tak. Tak. Hej, bym? Two, one. Okej. Lana, tu jest trzecie.

Ale na naszym krajem, w dość sporej części jeszcze zalegają takie arktyczne masy powietrza do tego dużo wilgoci. To spowoduje. Wielbio. So it's a it's even Czechosławak. And I would it's sort of it's sort of it's the most classic now. It's most checking and Germanic. So I say it's the lawak.

So wak? That one's the one. That one's Polish. I'm not a Polish. I'll always say Polish. I wish Czech. So that one's you wrong that one Polish I Was a Polish hey You can be my dear who's with the wrong there? I mean you did not give the control He's still my role person I don't think how could I even not look at Jack a mesmerized by his hair do something about that

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And he's good at Vietnamese. And a fun way to start the show, but down to business. No offense, Lana. This is something that's obviously a little bit of the elephant in the room. Last couple of weeks I've been promising new tracksuits. I'm leaving the charge for the new tracksuits. There's no two ways about that. I didn't like the Puma one.

I picked two of their spin-in it for too long. Yes. Far far too long. And it's time to hop out. Then you made a big promise that there'll be new traces the next week. You got to the next week, you'd forgot you'd made the promise.

And then scrambling again. And so where are we at? What phase are we at in the Hamey Scrambler Jack at the moment? Are we solution-failed? Oh, yeah, wow. Because I just said look, we have no brand allegiance to anyone.

No. We just like tracksuits. We like to have a vaguely team feel about doing the show. We still get to maintain our individuality. And we like being comfy. Just like being comfy. And just step aside, professionals might think a little bit. If you've got a uniform to do the show in.

And I think I threw around the brand name Nike. Yes. Well known sports brand. I said I've got the wheels are in motion at Nike. Yeah. When they weren't. And then that's when Scramble Phase 1 starts. No one's.

I've unfortunately got knockout access to those records. Yeah. But that's not how I recall it. Yeah. A very, very good relationship with Nike. The show has wheels are certainly in motion. Yep. Low and behold, would you please be upstanding as I'm okay again?

We fell for it last time. I can bring in the track suits, bring in our new suits. I see something coming in. I might stand now. Okay, thank you. I give you our placeholder suits to get us nice and ready. What? Nice and ready for Nike. They look like has-cam suits. Ah, I see what you've done. Okay.

You've drawn a Nike logo on some cheap suits with a marker. Well, these are the disposable painting suits. But I just thought it, it's like, I saw my blend of a plastic poncho. Well, no, it's not. We're wearing, we're wearing, we look like something out of breaking bad.

But that's cool. Like we're painting, that's all. But this gives us a cool, it's unless our bodies get used to the Nike suits. Do we put them over the top of the puma? Oh, I'm gonna be talking about puma off, because I'm sick of it. Yeah.

And this way, we're all in called white Nike tracksuits that yes, I've had to make these ones because the other ones, now I don't know why, you get, pick up the phone, Jack, and talk to the Nike, you have obviously... You can get sued for using the tick. Well, I don't him, and I get, you can get sued for using the tick. Well, I don't think so because we do have real knocking tracksuits on the way.

So we just explain to them, just explain to them. Like when you get done with counterfeit money, it's placeholder money. I'm waiting for more money to come in. So I'm just using these 50s as a placeholder. So you expect us to do the rest of the show in these? I mean, is that like that?

We get to do the rest of the show in these. I mean, that's not like that. We get to do the rest of the show in our cool new placeholder outfits. I'm very, very much working day to day talking to the people at Nike. Yes or no, how have you spoken to anyone at Nike? Yes, now truthfully. Yes. Am I disappointed with the time frame?

Yeah. But they've been giving me? Yes. Am I scrambling to provide solutions for the show to get me out of this stupid humor. But what? This isn't a better solution. You said we wanted individuality.

It is for me. It is for me. It is for me. All right, I'll get it. It's not, it's just a sabotage. It's not better, but now you bring us down to your level. That's a nice way of looking at it. Probably that's probably jacks the closest to the money so far.

Next week, fingers crossed, exciting news. No. No. No. No. No. Pain for those in Australia. Or if they're going to faint a little VPN.

Yeah. And get themselves to be an Australia to get onto Channel 9's catch up. But anyway, that's your access to... And your prominent media figure encouraging VPN usage. Yeah, at the first. Yes, anything to watch our show. Our new series, sorry, our true story, season two starts on Tuesday night. It's going to be on at 8.40.

Just after the block. This assumes you listen to this before I choose it, and as Anders said, you are an Australia. Or if people don't know this show, essentially, we looked for and through this podcast as well. So we thank them again. A lot of people that ended up on the show were podcasters. Yes, we were looked for the funniest true stories,

most amazing true stories from across all of Australia. 8,000 story submissions we had. The cracking stories that are famous in someone's group. Yep, but guess what? Now they're gonna be famous across the world if the VPN usage is rampant. This week's episode, Rob Sitch is in at Mark Mitchell back from the comedy company days.

It's starting off with some big heavy hitters. S.E. Davies, straight off Game of Thrones. This came straight in. Straight in there. Still doing the accent within mind. Yeah. And Hawley, Stephen Hawley, people would have seen him in Madness Hell,

great episode. And, but what we wanted to do is, because of all these great actors, him, people often watch TV shows and go, that guy was good, but how do they know how good? So we thought we'd set up a test. It was an actor versus our lay person, our mate Hawgs, and we invited Hawgs to set her.

This is not for this week's episode. We invited him to set while we were shooting the series, and we gave him a scene that another very, very famous acclaimed Australian actor, Nicholas Bell, was doing. He was in Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible. Many, many things you'd know, Nicholas Bell. We said to Hawgs, look, do you, I mean,

he's never acted in his life. And you went to high school with Hawgs. Did he act in any of the stuff there? No. No. Did he do any, any acting? He's close to think doing actor would be bullying them for being a drummer, I would say. So he got close to some actors back then.

Yeah. But it wasn't on the wrong side of the thing. It was actively against the history of shiny was on the wrong side of the equation. Yeah, yeah. Trying to stamp people's dreams out rather than support them. Yes. However, we bought him back. Funnily enough, we were shooting at your old high school. His shiny was on the wrong side of being quiet in the room, trying to stamp people's dreams out rather than support them. However, we bought him back. Funnily enough, we were shooting at your old high school.

So it was a big moment for Hawks to set back onto these high school and now go, oh, the bull years become the best beer on the billiard. Bullie, the other bullies, no, Jack. He probably just was not paying attention. He was off-paying soccer. Yeah. Which if you know Hawugs, he absolutely loves. But now this is the big day we said to Hugs,

like how's it going? How would it go? Just plucking someone. He didn't even know what he was turning up for. Plucking him from his day job as the head of a book company to become maybe Australia's next hottest acting talent. Hugs. Thanks.

Thanks so much for coming. That's right, we're on it. We're on it to have you on set. We are very excited. Obviously you know where we're at. It's your old high school. That's cool. You want to end up over into this school.

That's where we're shooting this week. Great story. Great school by story. A lot of people often say acting must be easy. Right. And we never get to compare an actor to a lay person. And that's why we wanted to give you the challenge today. Are you going to happen to do it?

You never know what you're doing yet. I've just really finished the challenge. The challenge is not being a schoolboy? No, no, no, no. You will be playing. If you're up for the role, the school principal. Add an assembly line. So, do you rank him in one hour?

We'll give you the lines. There's only about four or five lines. It's only one scene. Like one scene, do you think you could learn it, step up, have one crack, and hear it out of the park? Yeah. Have you done much of it? Never.

Not no school players, no musicals. No. You got it. Up like Furi and... Waterpoll? Yeah. Never. No no score players, no musicals. No. I played Fuddy and uh... Waterpolley? Yeah, I've got a few detentions. Pretty good to have shot a 30 years of score. I played Fuddy and got a few detentions.

Yeah, okay. So how will you go with remembering lines do you think? I think I'll be good. Like if I, I'll just remember a few key points. Yeah, I think I'll be fine. I can't. It is important, especially for this show, you do have to remember all the words in the right order. Right.

So you have to be that's acting. What the life of a... I thought it was more like just being yourself. No, you got to act as living. Right. Can I ask you this, as far as you can tell, what's acting made up of? If you had to put it into three or four components. Er, learning? Yep, yep.

A lot. Yep, yep. Er, and doing? And doing... LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So first came the learning phase. We handed Hawke the script for a run-through. Why don't I read the directions here? The principal brother David is at the lectern addressing the entire high school.

Oh guys, we got some bad news. A couple of our students who will remain nameless. Brother Dave is clear. That's the hatching lines I'll read that. That's what's happening. Brother Dave is clearly wants to name them. You've got to read the file. Yes, it's cough to cover.

So you're like, turning Macphalan. Yes. Right, got it. And then cough to cover the second name as well. Uh, hunting and smiles. Yeah. We're called Smoking Drugs in the Samitary, uh, Cemetery Toilets.

Next to our glorious school. That's it. That's it. So you've only got that much time to hit it out of the park and you want to leave the audience feeling... Oh no, these guys are going to take them back. You want to leave the feeling you want to leave this scene on is what's going to happen. You know, where's this going? I can't call for power.

I can't. I feel good. Let's do it. Right. After a few minutes learning, it was time for phase two, doing, could he walk and talk at the same time? Do you want to practice walking out? Like, it's your school?

Yeah. How do you think the principal would walk out? Just get into the... If you start over there and then pretend the lectern's here, just try it out, hit your mark, and then say your line. Say it first time.

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Haha. Clearly he needed some more phase one, which is learning, Cassie forgot. So we left him alone with the script as he attempted to commit his lines to memory. A couple of our students who remain nameless, Nick Fallon, Err, 100 million smiles, were called smoking drugs, the cemetery toilets, next to our glorious school. I think I'm done.

You remember though, your principal is upset at this news. Yeah. No, it's a different time. Yeah, I'm just lying. Yeah, no, because at the moment you always smile. Smuggling at the end, because you've remembered your line. And I know I should have the character to do that.

While Horg still worked on his new craft, a little did you know, a claimed actor Nicholas Bell was on set smashing it out of the park. So this is how the scene should sound. And action. Guys, we've got some bad news. A couple of our students who will remain nameless. At Farlan, huntington's s'mire.

Having caught smoking drugs in the cemetery toilets next to our glorious school. With 60 crew members ready to shoot, he could not put it off any longer. It was time for Hogs to act. And we prepared him as best we could for what was about to happen. You're going to walk in. Tim's the director. He's going to tell you where to stand.

What to do. Don't look at the camera. Tim, you need to just hold on to what you want to do. You're up here. He's learnt your lines. I knew them. Okay, so we to what you want to do. You're up here. You've learnt your lines. I knew them. OK, so we're going to say turnover. We're going to slate it. And he's going to say action.

And you're going to do your best, OK? Right. Don't look at the camera. No. OK. Thanks, guys. Here we go, everyone. Thanks.

Turn it up, please. Where is it? I have 56. Take one, tell us, 7, and I think. Does it look? Sit. Hi boys. Hi. I'm 56, take one, tell us a name, please. Does it? Yeah. Hi boys.

And action. Guys, I've got some bad news. Couple of students who's going to remain nameless. McFarlane and, uh, hunting though, Smythe, who's, uh, have been caught smoking in the cemetery next to our beautiful school. That's it, I had better, but still well done, Hogs. You'll have to tune in Tuesday to see if you made the final cut, mate. Yeah, good luck.

The video to see how hogs went alongside Nicholas Bell, go to HamishDee.com now are our social pipes. It will be there. Yep, and of course, get pumped. The show Tuesday night, 840. Hogs in the night. That's hogs. Hogs didn't make it. But a lot of other great people did. And a... But a lot of other great people did. BELL RINGS SPAGE MUSIC Ando.

I'm going to throw a topic at you here that no one would have expected us to be talking about. And no one probably is still talking about. OK. Because this is certainly one of the topics of the year. But when I say the topic, you'll realize it very much has a peak. I had to run up.

Well, it basically like an evil carnival ramp. A big run up, a huge peak, a sharp drop off, royal wedding. We thought it was all over. We thought it was all over. We thought we'd move on to other things now. There is, you know, until whatever whoever the next person is. For alert podcasts. It's a long time away, isn't it?

A royal divorce is probably the next big thing. Start the sweet. If one goes, start the sweet. Start the sweet. No, because as far as events, and then I suppose, a passing, which we don't want to talk about, but that is, I would say.

I usually get a head job at Buckingham Palace as the, unfortunately, the Minister of, the Minister of Harshment Fair News. The guys. I think the events people at the, yeah, minister of, the minister of harshment fair news. The guys. I think the events people at the, yeah, you should be at the head of events, but I'm, this is Andy, he's in charge of our Tatyam Edison department

because it cannot all be high energy pastors and a lot of flowers. Yeah, you're not gonna get a George and a Mal, the next thing that happens guys, but unfortunately, I've called it, it's a passing. Well, they would have known, the event coordinators would have known they had Harry's wedding on the horizon. I'd enjoy this one.

Yeah, and then the next thing's going to maybe be a chance is a bit more gloomy. Chances are, yeah. And Lesley's divorces Prince Philip, which if you're quick, you make it a throw, because they're late in the game. He is in the running. God bless the Prince for that. Yes. For the past. It would be you.

But then you might get a Liz re-marriage. Wow. That would be, yeah, the events people. All the tables would be turned. All the tables would be turned. Then she's up at the altar. Yes. Maybe she gets back the guy that did the speech that everyone was talking about. Megan's got a chord with me. Cleaning back. If she was married that past, we know

what happened to the after party. What I actually want to talk about though, is a bit of light in the game gossip. Because as we know, many when the world wouldn't happen back in whenever it was, my mum was there, if you listened to that episode of the podcast, and she gave us an update. Now I'd always just assume mum gave us everything she got. And then the other night talking to mum, a whole new chapter came out.

Really, was she saving it for? I don't know what she's doing. I don't know if she's saving it for the end of year, woman's weekly edition, like a year in review with special comments from Kerry Blake. Mum goes, oh, I never told you this, but the day after, or the week after the Royal Wedding, I was granted access to Windsor to the castle.

Wow. And I went into the chapel two days after they were married, after me and Harry were married. How'd you get this? They lottery out tickets, because I guess it's like any old church. But the way mum was saying it, because mum is over 60,

and anyone that gets what they believe to be behind the scenes access on a tour is just the greatest thing someone over 60 can get. So mum, the way mum was saying it was basically like, she was kind of at the wedding, just 50 hours too late. you can get. So the way Mum was saying it was basically like she was kind of at the wedding just 50 hours too late. So she goes and I went in the chapel. She goes I uh I mean she goes hey I walked straight up. I was at the altar. I was like wow you know it's present just a chair. She's a key. Mum goes empty chair. Mum goes sorry everything. I saw everything.

I'm going to go to the empty chair. I'm going to go, sorry, everything. I saw everything. I'm going to go, what do you mean? Like she saw the queen nude or something. She goes, I just lost the sleep now. I could just see everything. I go, well, what would you say she goes, the pew, like all the chairs we're ever seen.

Yeah, I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. I'm lots of chairs that Megan wouldn't have been out of seat because people are sitting on the chair. I'm standing right there. I'm just going to go, a meter from the chair, the queen sat in. I'm sitting right there. I'm just a man who goes, a meter from the chair, the queen sat in. I'll say everything.

The palace has a chair there, and he follows you. As soon as the queen touches the chair, we learn it. So commoners aren't near it. She would have seen what the queen saw before she decided to see for them. Exactly.

I'm switching. I could see she could have touched a lint that might have been from the Queen's dress mum, just can't believe that she was walking. I mean, really, time, you slipped time 50 hours one way or the other. I'm sitting on the Queen. If it wasn't for 50 hours, I would be in Lizzie's lap right now. And then we went to the Royal Apartments,

which I very rarely opened to the public, not never, very rarely. We had tickets for that. We went in mocus, I saw everything again. I saw the rooms where the receptions were. She was and look, you could feel the energy. Right, the kind of energy was a party was here 50 years ago. I was trying to pass off to me

like she was at party was here 50 years ago. I was trying to pass off to me. Like she was at the Royal reception because she definitely could feel the atmosphere. She was at energy, it was very positive, it was very... I was like, okay, I'm gonna hear. Are we on a Foxdale ghost hunting show where you're walking around going? I feel there was a party here, not 50 years ago. Was I correct?

Yeah, I don't know how you do it, but you've got it. Yeah. And, uh, you don't get any hot? No, not at all. Sorry. You should have taken your tracksuit. You should have taken your tracksuit off. Yeah, love it's got a T-shirt on them and I said,

I actually find this to be very comfortable. They're also a bit tight to like they're probably made pretty short. I don't find them. Maybe paint as art as tools. I find my new tracksuit. My placeholder tracksuit, I know it's not a permanent fix, but I find it more enjoyable than my PMO suit. Yeah.

And cool. Yeah, and I look better. This is the risk Pima ran. As I said to them at the time, this is the risk they ran. I'm going to have any months to they get. Oh, they did a good run, but I'm saying you can't avoid negatives. If you get it, you'd dance to the devil if you come on this show.

And it's not a pain thing. What a pain. What a pain. It was always a chance that he's, that he's plastic-slash paper, hybrid painting overalls is better than a Puma. I will get less weird looks I think in this suit than I got in my old penis suit. And that's a fact.

And that's like sometimes if you're an athlete, right, you get sponsored by something like, all right, I've got to use the stuff. There must be athletes that don't enjoy using what they're using. And then they get out of the contract and go, can I just shock everyone? Absolutely, I hated those tennis records. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had five strings in them, or whatever.

And not what we had just got. Just got with, actually, I won't say, with which brand. Right. Because the one that you're dealing with right now to get your suits. I don't know what you're talking about. Ando, speaking of interesting deals, we've got an interesting deal with our, the podcast as of this show. The interesting deal is this. We say, hey, do you have any special skills?

Yes. And thousands of people have written in and said, well, you know what? I actually do have something. I'm a valued and important podcast and I'll fill out that form on the website. Often the deal, I'd say 50% of the time the deal's been neutral, I've got, okay, that's a thing that people can do.

20% of the time it is a truly outstanding skill and we've also been dead all the few times. I hope today's not a dead link because I look at this skill and I just go we've got to I've got to see this to believe it played on me, but they're they're involved. They'll as you'll quickly see they're involved one Piece of honesty, okay, that we'll be hoping for from this having many names all over he joins us online now a hoi ollie Oh boy, no need. Hey, what are you? Hey, I'm kind of quickly check. Are we Boy boy, so we can do that Andy. No need, hey, what a year.

Hey, can I just quickly check, are we setting one up for future weeks or are we about to get a skill? We're about to get a skill. We're about to get a skill from you Oliver. And I hope that what you've written on your form stands true. Do you stand by it? I can't really remember what I said,

but I'll stand by it at the moment. Yeah, okay. Well you said, can divide any number by servant, including decimal straight away without a calculator. Yeah, I'll put a bit of it like a... I'll put it in your box. I'll say, if you could do that, I feel like that would be a thing that you would remember you could do.

Yeah, I could do it under 100 straight away, under it there, then takes a little wall, but yeah Well the level of trust that I suppose we have in use like do you promise not? I promise yeah Good all right. I'm glad you do I'm glad you promise. Okay, so what are we doing again? Do you want me to give him three sums? You give the sums and you want me to be on the calculator? So you can so does it so when you say including decimals you'll give us the decimal places or we could say to you like

27.5 divided. Yeah, no hold you give me a whole number and I'll give you the decimal breakdowns as whole Indigis and and to how many decimals but the places yeah, how many you want, mate? Two. Two's fair. Two fair. I'll go do six. Wow, okay. Give us six, mate. Okay, let's give a six. You're definitely not using your camera. Okay, I believe you. Okay. Hey, I'm shooting at the first one. Yep, the first number. Here we go. 54. Seven point. Seven. One, four, two, eight, four. He's got it.

Like, I mean, it probably would be actually two eight, six if you're rounding it out. So it's like, five, seven. So. actually two eight six if you're rounding it up. So it's like five seven. So that's a you promise you that easy to calculate wrong. Yeah, I really don't know the proof of that. But though I look yeah, yeah, I know. I mean, it doesn't I don't think you are, but that is so incredible. But again, I think he's cheating. So I thought it's less incredible. Do you want to give him another number, hat? Yeah, okay. Five. 0.7142847.

Okay, that's impressive, because he can't have done that. That's amazing. That seems quick, doesn't it? I thought a tricky buggy was only lower than seven. Yeah. Now I'm beginning to believe, but again, I still worry about. That's okay.

I've got a way to check this at the end. That's two from two. Okay, Oli for the Clint's suite. 91. 13. Is that... Is that... Is that...

Is that... Is that divisible by seven, is it? Should have checked! Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, you were just easy, you would have gone, hang on, I'll 30. So it actually, it actually, you would have done this. You would have gone, I'll, 91. Oh, seven. I was so 30, yeah. Well, so they would have actually been to Paul's,

because not everyone would know that that is 13 times seven. Now he's saying it out loud, but it would have obviously been his. I think he's doing it. Can I give you one more? One more. I've literally done it out of private, I bet. Yeah. No, I think he's doing it. Can I give you one more? One more. I've originally done it on a proven A, but yeah. No, I actually think in a bizarre accident,

the 91 did prove it. It was just so obvious to you straight away was if you had been a big faker, you would have still checked on a calculator. 92. 13.142857. Yeah. I mean, he's doing it because he's doing it quicker

than I can enter it into it in. Ollie, so, he's, Ollie, this is unbelievable. This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable. You're 11 math teacher, you've been a bit of a, yeah, he just taught me how to do it and never forgot to guess. So there's a bit of a trek to it, is there?

Yeah, but I guess like like, good magician, hey. So if I tell you the truth, hey mate, you got yourself a coin. Go yourself a coin, I mean, that's a lot of evil. Well done, mate. And you promise you won't use it. You're gonna get away, mate. Thank you for all my time. Mate, that's the test.

Yeah, the biggest of three times. You won't. You guys both familiar with the pick-a-part jingle? Pick-a-part Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Art Pick-Up-Up-Art Pick- and you can't leave. Is it a strinawide, pick a part? I know, think so. Could be one of those Victorian armies, because we grew up in Melbourne. Yeah. Could be Victoria and I only. Is it still around, Evan? Because I haven't heard that jingle in a long time. That's a good point, Evan.

We watch a lot less TV, too. We'd often see it like Sunday Arbors and the Cricket or whatever, and they probably ran local ads. Essentially saying, don't leave your car long and a heap. Come to pick a part. Everything's cheap. I actually had probably some of the first kind of like split augmented reality animation over real stuff

because it was an animated guy that slid out from under a real car. Yes. And held a loft like a carburetor or something with a spanner and his other hand, he's like a got one. A got one. And then there was real people walking down the aisles of like thousands of destroyed cars getting out. He's done well.

You can get good stuff out of the car. The idea being is you can go, don't go to a mechanic, just go yourself, find your car, and repair it. And just grab the part, pick a part, go back. The reason why, it's not very clever too, because you're picking a part of car, but you're also selecting the part you want, you're picking the part. Yes, very good. That song, pick a part, pick a part, pick because you're picking a part of car, but you're also selecting the part you want. You're picking the part.

Yes. Very good. That song, Pick a Part, Pick a Part, Pick a Part, Pick a Part. I discovered the other day with a... Beck. That if you replace Pick a Part with Scotty Pup, it becomes very hard to continue to do. Scotty Pup, because she's got a Scotty dog.

She has got a Scotty dog, but we were waiting for the dog coming out. I've already said you heard it was a Jack Russell. Yes. My boy. Yes. Yes. I know I just didn't know.

It was an identified. Sure. I'm identified. The, anyway, so I wanted to put a challenge to you and Jack Ham today. Yep. Who can go the longest? You don't go into the actual words, the jingle you just do, the pick-a-pup part, saying Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups.

And then if you can keep going, you want to go first. Do we just go at the same time? And you go to the area to discern who stumbled? I think it'll be, no, I think because some people choose different paces, et cetera. I'll do it first as pick a part. Just because I've got a question here. Is it just this lip?

Pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, pick a part, keep that going. Keep that going. God, what if I feel like I'm in music class. You're going, you keep that going. Then Jack's going to do mouth trumpeter. I'm going to come in here with the maracas.

Guys, we're going to make a song. It's that easy. And I just keep that going. OK. As long as you can without stuffing up the words, Scotty Pup. Yep. Your time starts.

Yeah. Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pup, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups I'm just going to pray for 24 hours. Maybe two hours. Well, hopefully I can stumble for you Andy, so I can do it. But I was giggling because I was like, it's like someone's gone. You go outside and you just sit there on that deck chair. See how long your bum can take it. Okay.

I was like, I was supposed to do the first few minutes you're going, you're going to feel a riot here. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to even do Jack now. I was supposed to be the first few minutes of going... You feel alright, yeah? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to even do Jack now. Go ahead and have a try, Jack. Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups, Scotty Pups Oh! And, uh-huh. Permission to finish the show on a high? Oh! Always. Great. Lovely. I've got it in the high.

I'll sweet, because I wanted to do this. Stand back! You're supposed to blow! Look here! I'm in the heart. I'll sweet because I want to do this. Stand back! He's set to blow! Look here! I'm in the hole! Ainiish is blowing this wide open! What is it? Amazing! He's done it again! What a great guy! So rare to get to the open is so quickly.

Yes, I realise that. No, I realize that. No, I know, we might do that now again. But I thought it was a nice long way of saying the topic. This is what we were going to do. You're about to do, yes. I mean, what happened? I haven't got the chance to do one or give because the podcast is so jam-packed these days, only doing one show a week.

It's tough to get everything in. Things that have to rotate around a little bit, much to my chagrin because this should be every second segment. People who don't know this segment, you fly around on your truth eagle looking. I saw a high, I saw low. The truth eagle looks in nooks, crannies, but also for a hundred thousand foot perspective too. I'll zoom out, I'll zoom in. Whatever altitude you're doing you cry. I'll find you. I'll find you.

Himalayan scam. I'll get you. You'll fly out. He doesn't need oxygen. I might need a little bit. So we'll take a sip. We'll have to aclimatize. But I'll get to whatever camp I never asked you at.

We'll fly in, we'll zap you. Push ranges. Hope we get the rock in here. We'll zap you with our true flasers. Yes. Crimson small-time, big-tone, big male fish, green-maleers. All sorts of crimes you will really,

you'll be shredded-maleers. If you're still on someone's male and shredding it, that's a crime. I'll buy them. Guess I'll buy that one. You'll interrogate and you'll call them out on the podcast. Oh, not interrogate. I'll usually just assess the facts I have at hand and only

only pull the trigger when I know I've got someone dead to rights. Now, is there a chance you're blowing yourself wide open today? I never would do that. Yeah. One of the core tenants. Unfortunately, like Donald Trump, I've absolutely I can get I can grant myself immunity. Because the vibe I've got is that you've made no contact with Nike Watt's over and will be in these plastic outfits. Incorrect vibe. I'll buy you open for that. If I've got any, uh, any lefty.

Any truth, jelly knight, lad, I'm gonna slide one under you. As we leave the building, just give your casual, just give you a gentle, blowing up. Yeah. Right. Here's the thing, Andy. I've got an absolute ton of them on my desk. But I'm wearing them. I'm rosy cute.

But thanks to people sending them in, do keep them coming in, hamishandey.com. If you don't, if you've got so many of your own white in here that come again. Because it helps, I think it's nice to feel like they're getting them off their chest. OK. Even if they know ultimately, I may not

have time to prosecute all cases. I think just the act of talking about, you know, that thing that they go, write your ex a letter but don't send it, you know, slide it in your drawer as you got all your feelings out. Simo letter there, send it in, but until Bud, you'll have a budget shake up in here and I can get another assistant, I don't think. I can really get to all these cases. He hasn't used one of his own since the beginning of the time.

Yeah. I'm funny, you mentioned that though, because got one from Dave this week, and I was funny, I was actually gonna do that myself. Okay, so Dave's getting the credit. Well, Dave's, I will give Dave some credit, because he might hear this and go,

that was my one. Dave's actually, I was gonna do exactly the same one. But I'll flag you, Dave, just in case, just so you don't have a gride. Thanks for sending one in too, like a muscle shout out, you're in the flood. Lucky I saw you, very hard to see an individual dripplet of water in a flood. But I saw you, I acknowledged what you'd sent in. Play the opening, Jay.

I've done the opening. Stay back! You sent a blower! Look at us! I'm in the hole! He sent a blow! Look at that! R and O! Danish is blowing this wide open! And... How Jack was... That was amazing.

He's done it again! Quick enough to do that. Like he... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is that... Is So I've already played it once, I don't exactly where it is. You can get to it quickly. You just press a button, don't you, you have to like, queue it up, you know. Just press it up. Well, the reason I got Jake to play it again, Andy, was because the first opening was to set the scene, get everyone's excitement up. This opening was to send a warning tone to criminals,

much like a bat signal. Asshume criminals would see the bat signal and go, damn, they're on to us. He's on to us, bat down. I didn't. Yeah, I hope it wasn't that. Yeah, Karai just jacked it up, but something to do with the Joker. Coca-Cola.

Now I don't know. Yeah. Oh, scared. Not scared. You look a little bit. Yeah. You're a great company Coke, first of all. What about him?

You know, I think you're terrific guys, etc., etc. Could be them, could be the Vending Machine company they use. Now, I don't know the last time you went to get a juicy can of coke from a vending machine, very juicy, full of fluid. But nowadays, a lot of any machines have got the credit card on. Tap and pay because like sometimes waters, the airport waters like $70. So you just, not everyone, Jack,

Zach's noting, this is the world he wants to live in, a cashless society. Dave, as I said, sent this in, showing clear photographic evidence, and I had similar stuff in my evidence, Ful2, of the canocook he was looking to get was two bucks, and you know sugarcoaks. Clearly photographed in its position, in the vending machine, position 44, $2. From the looks of things, looks like Fanta was on the rung below, I can't quite see.

Okay. He's also, he's split screened it. He's tapped his money, he's tapped his card, and it pre-authorized his card. Remembering the Coke was $2. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, no, it's happening. Yes. pre-authorized his card remembering the coke was $2. No, no, no, no, it's happening. Pre-authorized his card for $3.

Now, coke, no authority to do that. That's an extra dollar you've taken. But there would have been other things in there that's probably worth more than $2. I think he'd put $44 in his in his mind open 44 and a first and then it's pre-authorized for three dollars Right taking more than it deserved and and maybe it gives it back Mate coke. I'm sure gives the dollar back. What does it do that dollar while it's got it invests it? It keeps the interest for like half a second. We don't know what

We don't know what bots are doing. See you next week I think we've proposed something huge. That's a huge plywood open. Coke one of the biggest companies in the world. Taking one dollar of yours and investing on the short term money market and giving it back later going, Pissie Dollar, do you do anything with it?

No. I'm believe it all. PISSIE DOLE Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.