Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 25

Episode Date: August 15, 2018

1. New tracksuit frenzy2. Andy wants credit3. Professor Silburn4. The People’s Junket5. Pick The Beat6. Token of No Value7. Lachie the Menu Guy - take two8. Nose scrunch switch

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Getting a Gernsey. Watcher is there, hello, which I quite like. That's cool. Hey, big show today, because you've asked for stuff that are underwear. I've put a request in for you to start Semine kid men. Why? Because the tracksuits are out.

No longer. Do there's just... I could be looking at my area. Cattapeak. Cattapeak. You got, I'm in there. Well, we have to talk about this on here, but we just had a-peak. You got, I mean, we've talked about this earlier, but we just had a quick conversation.

I told you I'm interested in possibly overhauling my whole underpants game at the moment. Yeah, you don't do things for hours. We use 25 pairs of socks one time. You know what, I made the error. I got dumb and greedy. I thought I was gonna get the same sock. Then, as I was looking at the website,

I went, well, actually they make a mid-long stupidly. I gave myself some options. Now I seem to never be able to find a long way. I'm going to do it again and just get mid-length. That's all I want. Black mid-length, comfortable socks. That's a load required for me by the way. Because you would put socks in the washing machine without knowing whether the pair is pairs in there wouldn't you? I wear uneven socks all the time. Doesn't bother me. Unvoidable. Yeah, the only way.

I've got a lot more time to spend on things I enjoy now. But I was looking at your underpants going, okay, that seems to be a good... I like something that has a bit of a leg on it. Yes. And the leg seems to be staying down for Andy and it was breathing. And I wasn't concerned too much about how you're... LAUGHTER ...at your gentleman word down there.

But it did see I had a long stare. LAUGHTER A long stare if we were just business associates. Yeah. But as friends, not long enough. LAUGHTER But we have started, you know, one that depends today. It makes it feel like Friday back in the down the radio show,

because I said to you guys, the Puma Tracksuits are out. After a very short waste, finally, or not finally, good news, as promised, the new tracksuits that I said for the show, other here. If it had been following the show, we'd like to do show on tracksuits.

We'd like to have a uniform, slightly different uniform, which I know goes against the idea of uniforms, but I'd have a theme. Yeah, we dress in because not you don't see some guys wearing the home. It's like, it's either the way it is. I was really away. Jersey and other guys were like, oh this is our vintage one. This is our, oh there's a new one I made. Yeah. I thought we could do this next year. So that's not where you see with a lot of teams. We like doing it in track suits, makes it formal. The Adidas ones were fine, Puma came in, they sharked us.

I made a bad decision, looked like a gym coach. So you said they were getting ones from Nike. We've seen the box on the ground. Is it from Nike? Well, it's from a career company, and you can see a little orange bag poking up the top. Right, go, Jack. Jack, I've organized some audio for you to play

for this very, very special moment. And that's taken one or two weeks, but who cares? And the Cosmic Scheme of Things, that's nothing. Yep, let's get ready. But before we choose our tracks, let's listen to this. Throughout history, great things have taken time. Planet Earth, our home, took four billion years to get in the current shape it's in. The Cretaceous Period, home to some of the mightiest animals that roam the planet, took 150 million years.

Herc, even a baby elephant, takes it out three years or something to gestate. So, how is it possible that in such a short amount of time Hamish has delivered such an incredible amount of quality new tracksuits but he has to where you please be upstanding open the box and dive in like tracksuits to pick your new Nike tracksuits. Okay we're up standing you may die of him What are we got Craig grace pretty good? Do you want black great About face once the What's the worst?

What's the worst? Jack, come on. I look like a crook and I should have on a second. I'm a crook at us. Oh, we got him. Oh, we got him. We got him. I mean, I don't think there's a bad track CD in here.

Now, maybe I'm a little bit scarred from the humour experience and I thought there was a poison donor. Maybe it's just that dozen of sort of delicious donuts. I didn't, I now understand your frenzy because I didn't realise that there was going to be a frenzy. Yeah. I think your frenzy stems from the terrible choice you made last time. Well, I mean, Pima stitched this up royally because they, what Nike have done sensibly is send us three tracksuits

that are all exactly the same material and cut. Yeah. Now what Pymus did was for some reason send us a selection of tracksuits. I didn't understand that one of those was from the senior citizens athletic coach selection and that's what I got stuck in for some months. Yeah.

I mean, I'm worried about the black against our black background. No, you look good. Okay. You look good. Okay, I'm just worried about Fatty and Jackie, look great. Thank you. I'm up at my own doing this short break and then what are we doing next? I've got an adventure for everybody, mainly off.

Tracks it worthy? Yeah, absolutely. Great. Hey, my son, I, a flight back from America. Right. And what I was sitting there before getting on the flight as I boarded the lady said to me, hey, do you mind changing your seat? There's a couple that have been split.

They want to sit together. And I was like, oh, right, are they a nice couple? And she said, yeah, they're there. No, it seems like, yeah, it seems like he won't really, he trusts the controller a little bit. I don't want to prove of that. Yes, right. So I went, yeah, right. I think, can I be, can I be around when you do the shuffle? I wouldn't have minded the credit. Right. She said, no, we can't do this.

I'll do this gentleman's giving up. Yes. So you would have been, see, next to him or her? I would have been next to her. Yep. And then he's going, can I? Yes. He rightly so.

He's going, I was 13 hours with Annie Lee, the magnet next to it. I do not want to get off his plane and find a ring on her finger. I think they were asking me multiple people and everyone had said no, they were happy with their seats. Right. And so I said, can I be around to, they said no, we won't be able to do that. So I would have liked the credit.

Yes. Is there an option for you to say, look, if you really want to make these couples day, I notice first class has some available seats. What do you mean? Put me in first and I'll move. Oh, you've got all the leverage. I can't see what you say. Have you read out of the deal by Donald Trump or not?

Because I gave an auto-eud for Christmas. Everyone knew they were reading. Didn't go with that. Anyway, I got on the PICED DOORES. It happened, don't know, when the switch happened, I never saw them, I sat down and my seat, right? Oh, this is so at the ticket counter. Yep, the ticket counter.

So, just as we were taking off, just after we've got in the air, the host has come past, he said to the person next to me, said, Dr. Chalton, what was your life for dinner? And Dr. Chalton said, oh, I think I'll have the pork belly. And I was like, oh, I could let it go. Oh, I see.

I think I know where you're sitting. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's not a lot of Dr. Chalton's ordering pork belly with the red e-deals. Oh, I know what's happened here. Anyway, the guy turns to me and goes, and Professor Silburne, what would you like?

And that's like, oh no. You have him mistaken with a game of Cludo, sir. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, no, I'm not Professor. I'm not Professor. He's like, all right, Mr. Silburn, we can do away. Up here in business class, boys. We're all just kings of the world.

No professors amongst us. What, Mr. Silburn? What would you like? No, no, I'm not even Mr. Silburn, I'm just Andy. I'm just Andy. I'm just Andy. I'm just like, oh, OK, Andy, yeah. So it's Andy Silburn.

No, it's not. I'm not Andy Silburn. I'm not Professor Silburn. I'm not Mr. Silburn. I'm Andy Lee. Don't have to use my surname, but what? Actually, you should have in the ticket the word the before my name. And I said, but I switched.

I switched out to let him see why Professor. He's the thing. I never got the credit for the switch. But I now know who it was. I know. I know Silburn. Yeah, Silburn. I thought this is Silbert. Yeah, Silbert. I thought this could be fun.

Do we Google Professor Silbert now? I haven't Google him. Oh, sorry, that was a very accident. I touched the bell. I want to take that back. If anyone heard the bell there, that is a false bell. I did not want to stop this. I thought we could Google him.

See what he does. Yeah, I was actually moving my idea to go, yes, let's create a space to do this search. Then I thought it's probably a bit rude of me to ask for credit. So I wondered whether you could ask. I'm calling it. If we tell you what I'm going to do.

And just go, Andy would like to go, and I can downplay like, no, don't, these are silly, how you just silly. Like when you made me register if you clear bachelor. No, I don't want this. I don't know. That was not a sash.

All right, I'll go to one sash fitting. I mean, you have to get the measurements right. I'm busy. Professor Peter Silvan could be him. I mean, what does he do? Ooh, a neuroscience. Queensland. Yeah.

My many's flying business, he's coming back from LA. You'll probably be doing a talk. Newrologist. Well, it's always going to be an impressive professor. He's not going to be an imp... Oh, no, you can have an impressive professor's name one. Well, I mean, is someone... I'm a professor of hot chips, which I am, but no one recognises it. Yeah, I know, but like... If you're a professor, you've done the work. I mean, but the work might be boring. Still in person.

I mean, it's not impressive the dedication. But I'm more impressed. I mean, I find the Chuba boring, but I'll respect a professor of the Chuba. Would you as much as you'd... No, I'm not saying I have universal respect for every professor, but there's a baseline of respect. And then for the good ones, for your professor of rocket science, you're in the...

I just think professors are people that is stuck at it. With talent. With talent, with... With the professors of talent. But Professor of Chuba, I'm not as interested in him as the new... Or new... I mean, you'reologist, that's a huge professor to have.

So he's in... Is there only one professor, Silburn? Yeah, looks like... Peter Silburn. Did you find out he's real name? Or did I just make that up? No, you just... Yeah, you just ain't to Peter Silburn. No, but on the plane, Did you find out he's real name or did I just make that up? No, you say it's Peter silver. No, but on the plane did you get his first name? No, okay, but there's no other professor, silver. Oh, there's a doctor silver, but he's a neurologist.

You'd be the same guy. So do we call them? Yeah, don't take a quick break to do a bit of this investigating off the podcast. And then your job is to call him and go and get a very casual. Yep. Um, am I being me? Andy Lee's friend or am I someone from Kwanis saying, Oh, anyone you like the thing.

Discuss that. Okay. Yeah, because at the moment, let's make sure it's 100% we've got the right Peter Silver. Yeah. Um, just so this podcast is an us on the computer mumbling about things we can see in the screen that no one is gonna see. Okay. Master producers here, Ham.

It wasn't a long spell. No, it wasn't at all, and I barely had time to have a sip of coffee. You and only Google this fellow moments ago. Now he joins us online. Professor Peter Silburn, how are you? Excellent guys, how are you? It's a true honor, Professor Peter Silburn, and thank you for taking the call. We hope we have, have we interrupted a busy day? No, no, it's fine, no problem. I could have done it all. Well first of all, thank you. Thank you, Trit, it's been put on hold. I feel like it's not often we get to have some of your

stature on the show, Professor Silberns. I think for the work you do, saving brains, learning about brains, advancing brains, using your brain to make other brains better. Um, just new neurons banding together to help other neurons could be a slogan for what you do. That's it. Um, Professor Kim, do you know what this is about at all, together to help other neurons could be a slogan for what you do. That's it.

At Professor Subinno, I might take the floor here if I may. Thank you. Mrs. Hamish speaking. Yeah. Were you recently on a flight from LAX to Brisbane? Yes. Fantastic. We've got the right Professor Silber.

A mutual acquaintance of ours, Professor Silber, and a man we both know, Andy Lee, joins me here in the studio. He was also on the same flight. He at the ticketing booth, sometime before he got on the flight, he was asked by, I believe, the quantum staff. If he would be interested in executing some sort of a seat switch, because on the flight, there was a couple that wished to sit together. Sure.

And he had no idea who this couple was. In fact, at the desk, he asked if he could have the credit. If he could be there when the ticket was handed over. So he would get the credit for the seat switch. The quantum staff, I believe correctly, to protect the privacy of the other passengers said, no, we don't normally, we don't do a front row seat for the ticket switch so you can get credit.

Well, I just felt like, I just started jumping in, but I just would have liked the credit for saying yes. I mean, and I then said, could I get extra points, status credits, could I get a bonus flight? Could I get a toast? Could I get a Dyson hairdryer?

It just felt like to me that the quantum staff were gonna go across to the professor ago. Well, we're managed to sort this out for you. To be fair, they had. No, they had. Well, they had managed to sort it out. I sorted it out. You did a favor for the person at the counter.

They then transferred that favor, they saw some arbitrage, and they used that, then they went, and they passed that favor on to professors. That's it. To put it to them fully. Yeah, because they negotiated the job. Yeah, how I tested for you guys. However, then Professor Silbert, this is where there's a twist in the tail and he was sitting

in his new seat and he was asked by the attendant, it was greeted. Good afternoon, Professor Silbert. You have been mistaken, I'm Dr Lee. I was actually going to jump in with something extremely racist or offensive because your name would be Pinder. Yes, it was going to charge for the cabin, screaming, I'll land this plane. And then your name's Professor Silber. I'm fine as Professor Silber. Look at my seat number.

But he then explained to the person, I was a bit of a mistaken identity here. Sorry about that, we'll have the Pockbelly in a sure as, thanks. And so that was all smooth out, but that's how Andy knew, I'll wait a second, I think I know the person who I am, you, thanks from, and I'm those spent 13 hours, whatever it is, knocking the plane. Well, Andy just staring straight ahead,

not enjoying the flatbed, not enjoying the inflight entertainment. White knuckle, people go, you're bad flyer, no I'm furious because I'm over, thank you and it hasn't been forthcoming. So he's asked me and our producers to track you down to facilitate this meeting between two wonderful men. It's a choice for the professor, must I say I loved being called a professor. Of course. When you first got that title Peter, I guess it would have been a professor.

Yeah, you did. I guess it would have been pretty exciting when the first person. The first one. Do you remember the first time you got called professor? Yeah, I didn't know what to do. Yeah. That's exactly for me. I didn't know what to do.

I panic. Twittle your mouth, stash, adjust your monical, say nothing, walk away. I think I got back in the seat and said, we're the boys. You know, you could have come and taught me here. Well, Professor, I suppose what I'm asking is... Well, I'll ask you, Andy, because it's all good for you to ask. Professor Silburn, we hope you're on behalf of Andy. He hopes you enjoyed your flight, could be beautiful wife,

and you guys were able to spend some quality time together. No, we have a hectic, professorial schedule. And 13 hours together was a little ray of sunshine flying at 35,000 feet. Andy, is there anyone you'd like to? Is it a good one? After that experience of getting to spend the flight with your wife, is there anyone that you would like to think?

Now knowing the facts now, as you know them, sir. Mate, it was another professor that headed the Queensland Brain Institute. What, you sat next to a different professor? You didn't say you were. No, no. Just recently coming back from the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. We were talking about staff.

You could have come down and joined in. I think for this sake of the field of neuroscience, it's best that Andy didn't. I know, no. You never know. it's all in the brain's voice, it's all in the brain. So Professor, you were, I mean Andy was told it was so a couple could sit together. Yeah. Although, Andy, if you and your own layer of perception on that, because did they say a husband and wife want to sit together or did they say a couple? A couple and I said, a professional couple.

You've had a Gerandon. I said, I know. I said, I know a professional couple. You've had a Gerandon. I said I'm a non- I said I'm a nice couple. I bet they are in charge of brains for all of Queensland. Yeah, it wasn't a couple boys. It was a coupling of scientists. There was just a couple of people

talking about brains until we just like, right? But that's a couple. That's a couple of people. Peter, no thank you. He's already thanked his friend. Yes, the other professor Hey, you're just gonna go with a no thanks It was professor star. He's sort of he's a cool guy because he's the head of the Queensland Brain Institute jump off the bridge I've got a guy I'm gonna cool guy in front of me here professor leasing his cool

Really feels like he's over. Thanks for facilitating the two meeting of the minds that did happen in C5, B&C. Yes or no, would you like to say thanks? Thanks. Heaps. Perfect. That's what I want. Perfect Professor, are you happy with that end? Thank you, I am.

Thank you. I don't want you to just go white, nothing. Okay. You did good. I don't want you, I don't want you to just go white, nothing, okay? You did good, and who knows what breakthroughs the two professors might have had, and oh, so in a way, you did talk about stuff, so congratulations. Thank you mate, I appreciate that. I mean, you know, if there's some, if you know, out of the, what university do you work for Professor Silvan?

University of Queensland. If you know out of the what what university do you work for professor silver university? Queensland yeah in a years time they have gone you know what we've actually you know created a neural net or something yeah because we get a great thought on the flight you can have a bit of that Thank you very much for your time compulsive disorder portion yeah what's the yeah what's the part of the brain that can't let go of things if they weren't thanked what part of the cerebral cortex is that? Thank you, thanks. Thank you, Professor Peter Sulein. MUSIC

Just a quick statement. Yeah. A statement of fact. And a statement of thanks. Yeah, a statement of thanks. To say anyone who reached out to be in the people's junk at apologies if you didn't get selected. But this was opening up a junk in interview for True Story, four minute slots, Ham.

We have we pounded through the mandate. We've read three and a half hours of interviews and four minute slots. The video is up at HamishNate.com if you want to check it out, but the snorkeling blog, I mean, the sailing blog. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, two media outlets that I know, I know, I know That I know that the blog has overlooked and all cost them in the ratings. And will, a couple of high school newsletters, hard hitting too. Can I just, oh, say, I feel like I have to make

mention of this, we were gifted three tracksuits in total. Andy has banned me from letting them be the show track suit. He claims it's because they came into my position two easily. I was going to push for it. Jack, there wasn't one for you, so the ender's saying that's well, there's only two tracksuits in them. So we wouldn't have a full set. For those, I'm hoping to see their school tracksuit on the podcast and the two easy rule. It's been excluded. Anyway, the video, www.hamishnady.com. Thanks guys. The gift that keeps on giving and those ones that add a little extra fill out the form true But often state special skills within that form

Have the community grows under the community widens and of course you get any sample of the population You're gonna have a lot of different people and there with different skills bunches over here as in there Dominic joins us today This caught my eye it fell on my side of the email fence Dominic welcome a hoi caught my eye, it fell on my side of the email, Fence Dominic, welcome, Ahoy. Ahoy, boy. Ahoy, Tom. Tom, you say I can identify the amount of beats per minute in a song. Lee way of...

I'm sure Ken. Lee way of five beats per minute each way. Yep, you've added, Tom, a thing that I'm enjoying seeing more and more comes from the emails, which is the margin of error, because I think people have begun to realize, if I make my call too specific, I could be shame, better to set the bar a little lower and still keep it impressive. If only we'd have had I can summon ducks plus or minus one duck.

I'm earlier in the year. So you've given yourself, you've used off a bracket of still impressiveness, but you're not saying I can get it on the nose, which would be superhuman. You're still a very, very good human. Exactly. Dominic, we're essentially going to five songs at you, and you're going to have to tell us what the beat's per minute of each song is. Dominic, I'm nervous here. I won't be is. The ten-mo. I'm nervous here.

I won't be privy to the answers, but I'm nervous here that I could do the same thing being a drummer. I'm so... Are you a musician, Dominic? Yes, I am. I am actually a drummer. Stickboy? Ah, he's a stickboy.

All right. Let's jump into it. MUSIC His name is Dominic. Dominic. Pick the beat, yeah. Dom, that wasn't the first one. Here is the first one. I'd say that's very bad 80 beats a minute. I was that jingle. We're not, I'm not testing that one. I can't turn the power off. You've never turned it on. Maybe it seems that way, but I've never actually turned it off.

Okay, well I'm going to, I'll let you then have a go after Dom. Okay. If you think that you would play a lot. Yeah, great. I'm sure you didn't see my sheet before, but it's the exact kind of thing you do. You would see it and then, oh, I check. Did you see him shake his head there?

I can't confirm, but I feel like I'm gonna do the idea. As soon as I realize what it was, I turned it over and make his fair. I'll go after Dom. I'll go after Dom. Okay, he's the first one. I'll just say I feel like he's high all night. Okay. Okay.

I don't know why Keith Urban got me in the boss. Is that Keith Urban? That's a Keith Urban song. Good point. Was he singing at any point in that? Yeah, I wouldn't. Is that his voice? No, the point in that? Yeah, I wouldn't let you. Is that his voice? No, the girl's first, he said I wouldn't let you fall.

It was a cool response. I'll show you when it was two people. I thought it was two people. It was a one-leaf-fall. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the point says, exactly like the conversation I have with my son at home. So he don't sound like the catch you were full.

I won't. But if you do, you're going to hit yourself. Bro, I won't fall. I'm like, what just don't do it. I guess it sounds like Keith's saying the same thing. Sorry, Dom, to distract you. Sorry. Oh, good.

What was that? A good drummer needs to be distracted and still be able to perform. How many beats per minute for Keith Urban's The Fighter? I reckon that was around 135. I'm going to say, hi, he's fine. 132. It's within.

It's within. You've done it. We're both right. I should be celebrating you more Dominic because you are okay and remembering if you get 4 out of 5 you do win an 8-8 coin. That is impressive. That is impressive. Alright the next one. I said, I love you, yeah. Dumb, alive by Pearl Jam. Where's it sit? I think around 75. Hamish? He's low.

He's low. Yeah, but you were hitting it at double time. Yeah, I know that's how I counted it. Yeah, you were going to be over by the tune of double. What was that? You even know what I do, you know. I could see you down here. You don't know my method. Stick to your, you're just Grand Daniel.

You don't tell the family how to pick, how they get to the answer they have on the board because I don't have a piece of, a piece of paper for you. I don't get to. Dom, you said 75. I thought low. 82, just missed it by two beats.

I wish was thinking double that. I was thinking about 250. No, I don't know about what I'm doing, Dom. Nor should you end your head. My methods, I've been two from two. That's far for those playing along. Here we go, addicted to bass by Puiton. Totally addicted to bass. Addicted to base by pure tone

Dom Dom Please for a minute I'm thinking a hundred and sixty Three It's one six five buddy No I wasn't able to say long well done. Well done. Two from three feet. And three from three feet. The higher you get, the closer those beats are. So if you hit the higher, the harder I thought.

He's got plenty of... He's flunked on the lower. It's interesting. Seal. on the lower it's interesting seal it's in three four timing waltz waltz I know mate I know music yes off Tom Tom Tom yeah three four time I know music. It's off. Dom? Dom?

Dom? Yeah, three four times. We'll check it. It's a Waltz. It is pretty tricky. Um, that's a very tough one. I'm, ooh, I think I might go 17. One, three, two.

Oh, I said low. He's off. Do you want to play the last one, Dom? The last one, Dom. You've done very, very well. Exactly. How about this? If you get it on the nose, Oh, love it. He gets a kill in.

As we always say, Dom, in the beats per minute, guessing game. If you do get it exactly right, you will win an H&A coin. Good luck, Dom. Start my day up on the roof. That was a bit tricky. There's nothing like this type of you.

Point the click or at the two. Super Rich Kids was the song by Frank Ocean, Dom, your guest, please. Channel Orange got track. I 62. It was 60 on the nose oh You were close I didn't want to yell out I think that's a sniff high so that's

Everything inside me was screaming that don't do BPM often H and AC I'm gonna say that you Can still tell people that it's a special skill. It's just not good enough. You got three from five within the bracket. You just needed to hit that one on the nose. I know what a shame. Dom, thanks very much for joining us.

Try again. Find another skill. Re-submit. Re-come back in some other world. I can name the frequency of any guitarist from or something like that. Dom, we loved having you on mate. Well done mate. You're not going to send you a very small certificate. Ando, this is actually really pertinent. We just had Dom on, doing his beats for a minute. As you just heard, shadeade Harshade Lowe sometimes he tries to best. The Waltz-throom.

The Waltz-throom, three, four is a Waltz. Yeah. Well, right at the end there, a situation happened that we found ourselves in quite a bit this year where someone's done something really good, but we set the bar extremely high to win an H and A coin. We ask, if you're gonna tell us you've got a superhuman skill, we essentially are saying nail it. If we're at the X coin. We, you know, we ask, if you're gonna tell us you got a superhuman skill,

we essentially are saying nail it. If we're at the X-man Academy and you go, look, I can charge playing cards up and make them explode. You know, one in 10, what was still in the box is not gonna get you on the team. We can't just have you throwing normal playing cards. We do need them to explode with some consistency if you're gonna be an X-man.

That's not in the X-man. That's one of the X-Men's guises. And what's his gambit? Is that his name, yeah? He can charge, he makes stuff explode and he uses flying cars. No, I don't think he's in many of the films, but for Wolverine, for example.

Yeah, well, one in everything. Yeah, no, we've got the analysis. Every six times. Well, if you need someone to get your head around that you're for an X-Men you're familiar with, the thing is, if Wolverine said, I'll look like I can get it every third time, of course, to come out of my hands,

Dr. Xavi isn't a sticky spot, because that's very good. It's still good. Can't be in the gang though. No. But I want to give you something. So what I've been saying, because I feel out of an, just a need on behalf

of the show, and I know you feel the same way, at the end of these moments, I say, we go, well, we'll give you a very small certificate. Yes. I say very small, because I know, I don't want to set myself a huge arts and craft challenge, but at the same time,

it's the enemy hand mage, certificates. Nice whom, sir? Honestly, you print out the tiny certificate. No, I thought I'd just get Liza again and a kicky-k and knock him all off in one afternoon. Haven't done any yet. No, that was a very good idea. I had that, you know how I just slowly

accrued a list of thinking... I had the list that... I don't know, and I knew I had four or five certificates pending. I was just going to get some stickers, well done stickers. You were nice to have to do that. Peach L. We're going to do our weed challenge and we will do that. But I thought to myself, you know what we need.

What we're actually finding here is, because the Hamish and Amy coin is worth one Bitcoin, which bounces around, you know, $7,000, $8,000, $12,000. Loosely all year it's average around $10,000. That's a great coin to give someone, 10 grand. Our two options are zero or $10,000. We need something. What we essentially need is a token gesture. It's to say you were part of something.

You didn't get the good thing. You didn't get the elite level thing. It's a participation certificate at school. Tabloids sports. I came up with something and I contacted the mint where we got our haven't you seen any coins, mate? Oh, no, it's not Ribbon's out there. No, I got these made.

2000 of them. Here they are, just taking me to the paint. They just got me in the form. Another coin? Well, it's not a coin, I'll get you to read it. Not a coin, it's worse than a coin. It's very small, as you can see. It's matte.

So there's no thrill in getting something shiny. It's a token. Well, what? Read it properly. Token of no value. Token of no value. Token of no value. Token of no value.

This is, this side's intentionally blankly on the outside. With a completely blank side on one side. So they don't even get the thrill of turning it over. There's no entertainment value turning it over. There's no specialness factor. You will be sent. And our Dominic will get one, I think. Yeah, okay.

I think we sent the... They're way, they're very light as well. We're compared to that. Worthless, no value. Completely no value. You know, enjoy it. They look good. Oh, but not to any level of value.

I know, actually, no. You wouldn't put a value of value. Actually, now that I'm getting the drift, no, I don't like the level of the drift. Well, the value of this set is zero. Yes. There are no sense of anything because now you've got something in your pocket that has no value. Yes.

But if you want it, you can have it. You can have a token of no value. But you don't get a token of no value just by turning up. Now Dominique would get one. The guy we just had on. Because he's got three out of five game close. Got a list here, Andy, of all the special skills people we've had on this year, you tell me who deserves a token of no value?

Yes. Because you think they came close. It sounds like they deserve something. Yeah, I'm with you. It sounds harsh. You know, it feels like we should be giving these people the really fail, but you're right. I know, this is something, but not to be confused with our other coin, which is of high value. Yes, it's a token of no value.

So, here's a token of appreciation. Yes. But we could... We have to be honest, it's of no value. I like it. We could have written token of appreciation, which would have felt better. Yep, then a token of no value.

Well, just the other token we have, the other coin we have is we got a great length on that coin to explain how valuable it is. So, I just want to be very, very clear what you're holding has no value, but you're welcome to give it sentimental value if you choose to do later. Well, obviously, number one on the list, Kate, the duck summoner. I hate to reward that, Tom and behaviour. But she flew down with a whole family.

But she bought a family. I don't know at her cost. Did she? No, I wasn't aware of that. No. Robbie the meat. Why are they the meat mungrel? I thought he should get one.

He should get because of his first kiss. Yeah, if people don't remember that, he got it to the exact gram or most, his first guess. For Champagne Hand. Robbie, you're getting a token of no value. Sam, the guy that said he could tell any song played backwards. I don't know if a member of a crew,

he didn't get any right. No, no. But he was able to identify the artist, some of the bit I was actually able to get. I should get a token of no value for that. No. Lucky, he guessed the menu prices. Well, he was well off.

He was so far off. He had garlic bread priced so ridiculously low. I loved the category of skill though. It was a really unique category of skill. Oh, hey, that's fine. I mean, becoming invisible would be very unique. You need to figure out if you fail at doing it, if you don't get the prize or

a token of no value, if you're that bad. Can we come back and lock in a sec? Okay. Matt, who could guess the age of anyone after hearing their voice? No. I think collectively he was over 100 years of. Yeah. Seven years of there. No. Does who could open, who guessed the page? Well, we've, yes, we'll have to give him one. I mean, did he get it successfully? We didn't give him a coin. Well, yeah, no, we didn't give him a coin. Because he does as a token and not that.

He essentially just found the dent in the page where he really did see. He was a dent, I did the file. He did, he observed a dent. There's one that isn't on the list I had printed off, but you might remember the guy that, who was the guy that lost out in who's got the most impressive jump?

He was able to jump onto a micro. The Irishman lost out. I can't remember his name, but he was a lovely Irish guy. He could jump onto a car. And then you lost out a guy that could jump over a micro. Yeah.

I think the Irishman should get a token of that. Absolutely. We thought it was brilliant. He's on my list to make a very small certificate. So pretty much I'm just going to give tokens of no value to the small certificate list. If coming back to the menu price is lucky. What if we call him back in a moment? If he gets it, if he gets it.

It's always hung out there that I think, for someone that said they could do something, he was the most, he's the most far off, he's ability. He must have just had a bad day. What have we called off? We backed. No, no, it doesn't start a repcharge world, but I mean of all the people. He was just miles away.

It's like someone coming and going, I reckon I could go around a golf course in part. And they're just eating balls, snapping golf clubs. They bring a basketball, they come dressed for lose. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, they're great. So, he, of all the guys, if we're unique or bad, take a break, we'll try and get him up on the phone.

Yep, explain it to him. Try pick a different restaurant. I did lap a kettle last time. I'm doing the Italian restaurant. What do you think's in a fair, but still reasonable challenge? Chinese, very good. I did lap a kettle last time. I did the Italian restaurant. What do you think is a fair, but still reasonable challenge? Chinese. Very good.

I'll do that. Yep. And he was even from Wallingong or a Warnable. Warnable. Let's start. Some Warnable in Victoria. Find a Chinese restaurant in Warnable that he'd be loosely familiar with.

All right, we'll give him. Actually, no. Find a Chinese restaurant in an equivalent Queensland town. Yeah, good. So he doesn't, he might not have experience with that particular golden century or whatever. Great. I got to do that in a sec.

He could win or take a nap though, you. MUSIC OK, we're back. And we have the young man on the line. We've hunted him down. Locky, great to talk to you again, mate, a hoi. Good able with our way up. Yeah.

Yeah. We've had a good luck. For those who need a reminder for how things went for you last year, I'm round, when you were trying to guess the official price of what we put out on the menu. This is what happened. We have ordered a salt and pepper squid, a bowl of wedges and cheesy garlic bread. How much that can it cost us? I'm going to go. 21 dollars.

21 dollars? So can I just get it I get a gauge of what you've priced the squid at? I can 50. And the wedges? Eight. Okay, leafy is at a car bridge. Absolutely bargain, 250. Oh, no, no. You are off to the June of $12. Yes.

Yes. 12 bucks off lucky for your guessing for the Lampa-Ketter menu, for the full price of the meal. You wouldn't have heard this, but Hames said, you're from Warner Boy, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hames said, find a Chinese dish. Well, sorry, we should let Lack know what he's doing first. I mean, I assume that the producer is told it's good.

Yeah, so it's been some months. We'll give you a refresher, Lack. Since you've been on, you're obviously playing for a Hamish Nandy coin that day. We've now introduced a lower level honor. It's a very, it's much worse, it's a coin shaped token, it's got a token of no value. We've just received them at the show here.

We're going back, we're going back through the list of people that missed out on coins, but maybe who should, who could have got a token of no value. And your name came up locked because it just seemed like you were so far off that day that I've often thought about your attempt to price that live per ketamine and just thought you must have been having a bad day. I was a bad day. I'd like to back from Sydney,

Bitcoin. Yeah, see there you go. This is the stuff that you don't see on TV. You don't know what's going on in the athlete's lives. Yeah. Look, I want to give you another chance to use your skill over. And he's going to name three menu items and you tell us the total price of the meal. For you to win, if you get it close,

I can't remember what the parameters were the first time we guessed. Oh, look. Let's say we'll give it to you within a dollar each side. Plus or minus a dollar? I think that was the rule last time. Yeah, that's there. Okay mate.

Okay, this is for a token of no value. Yep, special. You're from Warnable. 34,000 people live there. I said to Ando, get a Chinese restaurant, but don't get one from Warnable, lock him up there all the time with his family. Get find an equivalent town in Australia

and get a Chinese restaurant from that town. I found the Dragon Garden Chinese restaurant in Gladstone. Yep. Or Gladstone. 33,400 population. Queensland. Yeah, in Queensland. Are you happy with these, with the rules as they stand here?

Lucky you're happy to guess from the golden dragon. Yep, well I'm happy with that yeah dragon garden dragon garden my apologies dragon garden what place to find a dragon in the dragon garden lucky are you ready of course four items I've selected. Okay. Four. Don't pretend it's my starter. Four steamed dim sims. They come as a four. They'll be in the entree. They'll be on the amount.

Steamed dim sims. Four pack. Yep. Yep. Lemon chicken. Yep. This is controversial. But I've gone salt and pepper cala Maori.

I'm not again. You're crypto-knife. Deep fried crypto-knife. It's on the menu. And a deep fried ice cream. You haven't ordered any rice. That's the way to it. The way to it have gone to me. Any rice?

No, no, I think that's enough. Tim's hymns are all thrown in a good base there. I won't need rice. So, ando again, full pack of steamed hymns. You're full four servings. Yeah, four. Four. Yes. One serving of four hymns. Lemon chicken. Salt and pepper calomere. And deep fried ice cream. Okay. I'm gonna go.

Mm-hmm. 35 dollars. 35 dollars. I can't look. Togas, do you price it? What are you pricing the dim sum set? What am I pricing what? What are you pricing the dim sum set?

I'm gonna go live. You have $7. $7. What are you pricing the dim sum set? I'm going to go like $7. $7 for a dim sum. What are you pricing the lemon chicken at? Around 12. What are you pricing the salt-bibber calmerate? Salt-bibber calmerate. I'm going to go like 13.

Okay. And keep fried ice cream. Therefore, it's $3 or $4. I didn't really think it through that much. Okay, okay. That in itself, if you want to do that, I think takes you to 37, but you just pick 35, it's 44, 64.

Oh! Oh! Oh! And you were $9. Within 10 off, making it, well, $3 better off than last time but not worthy of a take of no value getting closer to being lucky and you won't be giving another chance I wouldn't mind doing it once more this year can I just say you remember a couple weeks ago you had this guy on Sam and he tried to

get on the music yeah he mentioned he was your mate. He's your mate. Well, I'm with him right now. We're together right now, boys. Well, always saying, hey guys, you know what? Sitting around talking about our bad, you are an official skill. He's a driving. Sam, when you were on, we mentioned,

is, do you have a third friend that's bad at this skill? You did mention to someone else. And we thought, Sam, he's also with us. Get out, boys. Yeah, you said you was an air? Oh, look, right, you said you was an air. You said mention to someone else and we thought, man, he's also with us. You're like, you're a boy. You said you're the other Sam. That's right. Sam, what are you good at? At all. I mean, you have a special skill, second Sam. What do you want to say you're good at? Oh, skateboarding. It's hard to test, mate. Have a thing. But also, if it's anything like locking in other Sam's skills, you're not good at skateboarding. Yeah, exactly. But also if it's anything like locking in other Sam skills, you're not good at skateboarding. Yeah, exactly. You've never seen one. Yeah, you're going

to bring your other mate and see if you can get a trail of losers. Hey, lucky, lucky. I swear if I've got any clout in this show, one more time this year, we'll get you back over that shot at the token of no value. Yeah. Alright, see you, Locke. See you, sir. See you, sir. See you, Leibhys. Take a seat. You go and treat yourselves to something, but get them out.

Just before we go, boys. I'm going to give you something, a bit of homework, to do over the next few weeks. Okay. Pick two facials, I've been doing this experiment this week. I've switched to facial expressions with each other to cause correct confusion and to see what it does. As in facial expressions I do. No, no, not emojis.

Like facial expressions I do. I've made a conscious effort to switch them out. Okay. To one make, do the one's job and I'll do the other effort to switch them out. Okay. One's job and I'll do the other one's job. Okay, interesting. The two I picked were the eyebrow rays, which you would give to a stranger if they were approaching you, I don't know. Oh, so a friendly eyebrow.

Yeah, but you don't know the person. Often you don't know the person like, you know, you're not going to say hello, so it's more of an acknowledgement of there you are. And I switched it out, this is why it's a bit controversial. In fact, this would work just as well. Switch out your eyebrow rays with something else. Okay, so we all know that eyebrow rays, the I don't know you, but just the supermarket art,

we both went for the same scan or whatever. Yeah, you go. Yeah. Often I find you're doing it like in a busy, maybe near a train station or, you know, just walking past someone, you're in close quarters with someone. So you need to acknowledge their presence, but you don't want to talk to them. And they don't want to talk to you. Yeah.

That eyebrow race. I've switched it out this week with a nose scrunch for like, that's cute. Oh, I can't see. I see something. So it's not scrunch at me. It was like, I don't like it. No,, that's cute. Oh, I can't see. I see something. So it's not scrunch at me. No, it's like I don't like it. No, it's not disgusting. Like a bit of a, is it this fun?

Yeah. And it gets some alarming results. I was, I did it through an air port last week. Yep. Going through and so every time you actually do a lot of those eyebrow raises at the airport. Technology in some way. Even security, you know, like on the escalator,

people coming down the other way, that sort of thing. And I'm only running a little experiment. And you know what, by and large, it makes people's day. Because they think. I don't think it's made their day. Well, they enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they think they're gonna just do an eye,

you're gonna do an eyebrow raise. And everyone's into the day, everyone's a bit down-shuffling, but you give them a, you give them all those, great job. Oh, they're a bit funny from it, but you give them a, you give them a little nose scratch. It feels a bit funny. Yeah, it feels funny. And I've got a few back to it. Yeah, people, especially,

I don't know what a generalize you, but 55 plus female market, Bell scrunched in, I was back at you. Again, this is cute. Yeah, we're having a little, it's like you've broken out. Like you're all acting in this movie

about depressed people. Yes. And then you've both just gone, oh, you're a bit off-screen, we're having fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to instead that working. So it seems to me like you're both in on an inside joke.

Yes. On a personal joke. And I think we start doing this enough. In fact, you know, maybe I changed my homework. Just do that switch. For everybody.

Not just that. It's not just Jack and I. Let's everybody. Because the eyebrow rays, the eyebrow rays says, long day, here we are. Yeah. Oh, we're all stuck in this system. Oh, well, there's benefits.

For the airport, for example, oh, well, get in the tube and we're going from one side to the other. Got to do what you got to do. I'm looking forward to getting back to life outside of the airport. And there were all kind of depressing feelings, but we've all taken a shitty deal.

Yeah. You get that, that's what it sees. Oh, well, here we go. We'll take the same deal. This is our life. There's obviously more fun things to do than being the airport, but we require this together made to be. And nose scrunchies, I don't care about this.

I don't care at all. I'm having fun. Even though I'm at the airport, what do you have to do with the fun, Kelly? This is a weirdy-gabby one. I just have a little nose scrunchy anyway. It's a little cheeky drink with anyone knowing. In fact, I'd like to make it the official facial expression of the show.

I'm happy to, Ham. In public, sometimes when you're going, you're going to go for a dollar. Pipe me a comment, ask for a dollar. We're very happy to do that always. But if you don't have time to stop for a dollar or all of us. Especially nose at us. Just scare.

Me? Me. Just a nose scratch. Yeah. Jack will probably, for some reason, reject the nose crotch like you did with the dollar. I mean, I'm not paying the scrunchest aside. No, I'll scrunch bell sub it out for paying the dollar. Oh, it's not worth nearly a dollar. And it's five dollars for you. See you next week.

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