Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 30

Episode Date: September 19, 2018

1. Kris Smith2. International Phrase Book3. Hilliar millionaire quiz4. Power moves5. Government Grant Denyer6. A whole lotta’ merch

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And has been giving me and Jack flyers about some land he's purchased just north of Cooper Peas. And by where he wants to set up a compound. And to entice people in, I'm going to say, you can get more than your bargwarn for. If you can. Why be a barg too? When you can join me in a bargwarn. No Latin. That was him.

Ah-ha. Perhaps Brutus said it to Julius Caesar as he snuck up. It was Brutus, wasn't it? Yes. He snuck up behind him with a knife and stabbed him in the back. Perhaps. During the odds of March. Perhaps, perhaps.

Another famous Caesar. Also said it to someone else. Yeah. Immigrants. We're screening him. Yeah. And they're saying hello. Perhaps Marcus Orrelius.

Also said it to Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe was Marcus, really. Was he really? Yes. All right. Who was Wachane? He probably said it to himself in the mirror. He probably knew to me. Salve. Salve. Have a good one out there. Remember, keep your shield up. Watch out for the lines. You got this. I don't know. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. I'm sure Mirror is worth it. again they wouldn't have given him this bucket that was on the ground you I was trying to get into character being a Roman god

notoriously unfriendly and very filthy mouth filthy mouth and they were adamant about where they wanted you to do away. Hey, you got a bit of a predicament. Well just something any clarification on. I went out to dinner with Beck, my girlfriend on Friday night. We wanted some pasta. We went to an Italian restaurant. So far you've done all the right things to solve the pasta problem. Upon arriving and getting out of the cab at the restaurant, it was about a 40 meter walk to the restaurant. I can picture it. And that's when I bumped into X, to the restaurant. I can picture it. And that's when I bumped into ex,

UK rugby player, Chris Smith, better known as Papa Daddy. The gorgeous Chris Smith. To Danny Minogue, Chris Smith with his new girlfriend, Sarah. Love it. He was like, how are you going, Sarah's like, how are you going, back and Sarah know each other?

We're all having a good chat. And on the walk, we realized we're going to the same restaurant. And at this point in time, there's going to be a situation where there's a decision whether to eat as a four, do I or Quattra, or eat as a two? Or as four ones. Or as a three and a one.

Three and a one would have been huge. And the highest of highs of the lowest to the lowest, depending on where you land in the split. So we go inside and I think Chris and I both knew that this was going to be our service. Yeah. And the guy at the front desk says, oh yeah, what did it go? He goes table four, is it? And we're looking at a spot. And I looked at Chris and Chris is looking at me. And then he just disappears. Like not physically, not physically,

but just was like a sheet. No more than a second was brought up in front of him dropped. He's gone. He just absolutely started gazing up and nowhere pretending to be in speaking English. Exactly. We know he comes from a country that invented it.

Yeah. So I say, oh, it's just the two. We're just gonna, in two. Two of us, we, it's just the two. We're just going to, in two. Two of us. We're just men on the way here. Noah's Ark style. The guy then goes, are you sure? And looks across at Chris.

Like he gets an appeal. Like we've heard the prosecution, and what they'd like to put forth, just Chris would have defend. He's doing the right thing, where he's actually doing what animals do in pack situations all the time. From a primal perspective. He's deferring

to the most handsome man in the group because he's well christian. Well it is true. I mean how hot was the waiter. I thought you were saying that Chris was deferring to me? No no he's a very crisp. You were arguing not true no no no no I'm better than Chris. No so the waiter's gone. Okay well this underling has made a decision, but what is the chief thing? And that's fair, because he's double the height of each size. He's very fit. Ripped, yeah.

Anyway, he may blow out for a while. He knows it. So then, I'm only meany one. The major deal goes, hey, is this kind of true? So he's sure and looks Chris, and Chris doesn't reply again and looks across at me. Like I said, I know it's just we're just going to be eating in twos, we're just met. They said the same thing and the guy said last call. Like what?

I was like, what I guess they wanted the head of table of four that they needed more convenient. More convenient. More convenient. That's the only reason you be doing it. Anyway, so we left. So you just enjoy making people's nights awkward. We got seated first, sat at a table two. They got seated well across the other side of their episode.

You would have been thinking, if I know Andy and I think I do, as you were going to the table, you'd have been going, right, where is their table? Exactly. How can I position myself so I have the least amount of peripheral eye contact with everybody? Spot on. Yep. You're good player. I Yeah, there was a table for two next to us and I said to beck of me I said if they put them here

They've missed all the cues. Yeah, right. What I want to do today, Ham is I want to get out of Christmas mouth Whether he wanted a tour or four. Yeah, because I reckon he wanted to just as much as I wanted it to But he never gots to do it. I believe he's. So I've given him that way to make absolutely the wrong call on who was chief. These guys, the classics, silly, gone for looks, style over substance. So let's give him a buzz. Not sure if he'll pick up the private number. Do you want to be the matriety asking why you didn't want to be the Hello, hello, is that Chris Smith? Cameron.

Chris. Who is it? My name is Giuseppe. I'm the melody at Rosetta Restaurant. Yes, you come to the restaurant the other night trying to sit you, you with your girlfriend and then two other people there. I say do you want to afford you want to do two. You say nothing. Why? why? Um, sorry, refresh my memory game, what restaurant was I at? In Rosetta. So you can... Ah, yes. Did you want it disabled for two or a disabled for four? Um, four please. Haha. But you said it too on the night. I didn't say anything you went to what scaredy man

I'll leave it there she So I'm it Yeah, who's this Who is this? My name's Cameron. Hi Cameron. T'laia. Yeah, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go know you have right we've actually called a wrong no trying to get christmas the rugby players trying to be a made a d and i was sort of half french or sometimes french sometimes Italian i was trying to zero in the accent um just trying to um prosecute christmas for a crime he committed the other night um we never met you i know but i do you listen to the polka. Well, this could be on the polka.

That's huge. Oh, listen. You're not going to coin. I'm going to even take a note of value. We're going to get our producers to call you back, because we've got your number saved now, because it was missed all. I can't hear it for you.

I don't even dare to check out Marone. And a call your mother. She'll miss you. Okay, okay, okay. Thanks, Cap. I've got two other numbers found in Siri for him. Isn't that crazy? Should we try one of the others found in Siri? Hello, Smith Dog, Hamish Nandy here. How are you? I'm a Blake Rat and the legal

Legal the legal the legal legal, the legal, the legal, sorry like a legal and running low like a rat. And between us we have the whole planet covered from sky to sky to nook and crammy. Anyway, that's the new slogan of the show. You're on the show right now. Legal. You have the legals can reach you. You're right. Legal right now. Legally. Yeah, the legal's gonna reach you your rights. Legally we must say that. From the legal Chris.

But the rap would never say that. I just explained something to Hamish that happened on Friday night. Uh-huh. Now obviously you would be aware that you bumped into Andy on Friday night. I will try to be very impartial here, but as I understand it, Chris yourself and your partner

and Andy and his partner went to the same Italian restaurant, you both had a hankering, a head of the weekend to carve up and hit a parcel, or maybe I'm making some, maybe you want a Fisher of Veal Schnitzel. Both arrived at the restaurant, though, you were going to the same place, you both had tables for two books at the same time. What do you remember happening next, Chris? I know you see the different ones like none of us had a booking. No booking. Andy walked in and he said he's facing his booking so I just kind of followed suit.

I see if I could follow suit. That's not true. So there was no booking. So the waiter was saying to you guys, do you want a four? Yeah, do it. And Andy feels like he said, no, we originally came as two's, play it as a lie. If you came as a two, eat as a two.

Yes. And what do you do you remember having any impact on that conversation, Chris? Oh, I recall yeah The way it is said, but you like a table for four and I'm very quickly. No, no, we're good No, that's not true Chris He's what he's what I want to ask you Did you want to eat as a four or a two honestly?

I think it would have been fine But did you want a four or a two? Because I think you wanted a two. I saw in your eyes you wanted a two, but you were too cowardly to call out a two in front of Beckett. And he felt like he had to step up and take the lead. This is the muscle that is out of under which we don't see when Beckett is about. I don't get it. I see what he's doing here. We didn't see what it was like.

We saw him and said, we'll just go with two. And then the guy said last. That's the stuff. That's the stuff. Is the table of 10th of the projection. This is bad. Chris, Chris, all I want to ask you is honestly, did you want to eat in a four or a two? Four.

I was more than happy. I haven't seen you in so long. It was lovely, bonk. Were you a fendant? Were you a fendant? Because you said yourself, you jump straight in and said, two said two two two points. No, I didn't. Were you offended then that I said two? No, no, I just thought you was that one day and I thought, oh, that's nice. Yep, and he's either. He's got a

something big planned or he's got some bridges to repair with back. He needs an hour in a tiramisu to do it. Let me ask you this Chris, would you guys have liked to eat in a three one combo and absorbed an absorbed back and left any to eat by himself since he was so eager to have no company? Silence is a yes. I would have been happy with that. Off to one did three one. I can ask Nat and I said, Sarah, when we bumped into one DM back,

we was keen to meet with them guys, doesn't we? We were very flexible. We didn't care. Is the answer from the boss. Yeah, that's a fun loving couple. This has not pan out like I'd hoped. Chris didn't have any bridges to mend.

He didn't need an untrained atiramazir to do all these work. He would have quite happily turned it into a social affair. Chris, thank you for taking the call, mate. Great to talk to you, Mr. Love to Sarah. Speak, Sarah. Flyin' high. Scramble, scrambled low. This is legal in the play crap.

Scramble and lower. This is legal and the black rap. I aim for the first time in the podcast this year. It's time for this Meha. Hello. Meha, Ma. How are you? We have no more. That's why we need to fill out Pay Mission Ambi's International Fraze Book What's Done is Done Edition. Yes, it is what's done is done Edition edition, and a quite a famous, I mean, a global concept. Yes. Everyone's got a concept for going, essentially, it means you can't have a time machine.

Yeah. Can't go back. I would also say no use crying over spilt milk would be another thing we say in Australia. That's what we've got, but the concept of being of what's done is done is something that every culture has. Basically, it's what's driven mankind forward and helped us develop civilizations. Just move forward, guys. Like no, we've got no, can't go back and change it.

We've just got to move forward. It is the vibe. Yes. But it comes down a lot of different ways across cultures. And it's quite a famous one. I had a small boy growing up in my Italian village when I was... Which was back the reason to do this. I spent, I spent, I spent, I spent.

This is just an amazing saying in Italian. In Italy we often say, and I'll try and give you the English afterwards, but Italians more my native tongue. This is no real translation or see if I can do it. We often say Seventy, your solo fig li per il for mazio non pur, revealially, dopoever mangiato la pizza. Okay, which is funny. And what is that? Oh, sorry. It means this is amazing. It means if you sell your children for cheese, you can't get them back after you've eaten the pizza. I think, I mean, if you sell your children for cheese, you can't get them back after you've eaten the pizza. LAUGHTER

That is fantastic. Love is a sign. He's like, hey, you picked pizza. Yeah, yeah. OK, and you've enjoyed the pizza. And we all know that the day after, there's no pizza left. And you can be sad. I know that more than anyone.

And both people in quiet. But you ate your pizza. And I love it, it's the same because it feels like to Italians, that's a very rational thing to have done. Yeah, I have no cheese. You have children? I do. I know a guy that will do buffalo mozzarella for children.

But I warn you. It's a no refund deal. The only way you can get your children back is if you give him back the fresh mozzarella He gives you if you cook it. He won't accept a refund I'll take the deal. That's why we know I miss my children Now we head around the world people have written in him answering the very question Do you have an equivalent for you know don't cry for spilt milk?

Sahar a hoi a hoi boy Happy birthday Andy you know don't cry for spilt milk as a ha a hoi a hoi boy happy birthday and he has a tattoo there you got it it's it's and he's birthday years every day is a party and we share the same birthday month oh minus 17th May oh there you go one of the chances one and one as a ha could you what what's um what what language language is your saying and has an equivalent for what's done is done type saying? The language is Urdu and I just want to add that my husband actually posted this and he sacrificed his A.T.I for me because he knew that I am the biggest fan of yours.

He's giving you a draft pick. He's handed it over. What was the pick. Is that the end of the road? What was the language, sir? Where are we speaking that? In Pakistan. Pakistan, parts of Afghanistan. So, take it away. So, in Urdu, we say, up to sky-cats of Triria,

to be kids, meaning what's the point of lamenting now when the birds have already eaten your harvest? Oh, the birds have eaten your harvest. Again, a similar. People like to focus on food being squalts, milk, eaten pizza, birds of snack on your harvest. Basically just saying you can't get food back fresh. Don't cry over a hungry bird. Yeah, don't cry over a bird with a belly full of harvest. What would a common harvest, the bird?

I mean, we're talking fruit, pitted fruits, citrus, wheat, would a bird eat wheat? I think a bird would maybe be talking more stone fruits. Right. The bird's actually eat rice. Do they really? They're like a seed. Yeah, in our homeland, they do. Such a hard harvest to protect because you can't net a rice patty. No, no, no, you can, I don't know. So hard, thank you so much. Great to have you on. Yes, we go from Sahara to Anne and Ahoy. Ahoy, how are you guys?

We're great Anne and what's the country? Vietnam. Oh, right. Vietnamese. Say it to us in the native tongue there. Sure. Giao, Tho'i, Tung, Gum. What's the literal meaning there. Sure. Gow, toi, tung, gum. That's a quickie. What's the literal meaning?

It is. So the literal meaning is the rice grains have been blown into becoming crumb rice. OK, I'm cook rice. Yeah, because you can't cook rice. And the thing is, the word blown into it is because back in the old days, in Vietnam, they used to cook rice over like a fireplace

in a little stone pot, this is before you know, gas stove and all that, when vented and rice was really precious. So once you cook the amount that you cooked and the water's in and you're like and the fire started, you've got to blow into the fire to kind of stoke the fire every now and then, like either with a straw or like rolled up leaves or something something into the fire place to get it cooking at once, but it's done, you can't reverse it, it's like that's it. It's done. My wife tried me the other day because I was trying to eat some second day Thai food. You know I meant to eat rice, second day rice. Did you know that?

You know I mean to my wife, re-microwave rice. I think it's because of the water and the bacteria, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's right because of the carb content or something like that. Yeah, I think. But then with beer, we eat it on the second day because the best was fried rice. Yes, well that's the thing.

I was just like, I've been with this for 30 years. I mean, it's my least favorite takeaway food to do second day because you have to like, because it goes all hard and you've got to stab it and you're going to sprinkle some water on the microwave. But you know what happens? But I mean, what the thing is saying is you become uncook it. You cannot get the cooking, the cooking is out of it. Again, another food being used to show us the passage of time and sometimes you're reversible.

Thank you, Anne. Karina, wrap this up for us. The International Fraze Book saying, what country are we going to, Karina? Germany. Germany. Germany. Karina, we are ready when you are.

Take it away. In Zadoch. Germany. Germany. Karina, we are ready when you are. Take it away. There's a dutch. Okay. So it's up there, too. Clap the tort. And it means lead shot monkey dead. What?

What? What does it mean? Lead shot monkey dead. Lead shot monkey dead. Yeah, yeah. Don't shut the lead on your monkey. No, because all punched him air holes in it. I think what it's saying is,

obviously back in the day, the type of monkey trap they were using was once that lid shut, that monkey's dead. Karina, do you, I'd rather ask guessing, my mind was storage of monkey tame was trapping monkeys. I mean, if you're putting your monkey in someone, it's got a lid.

Yeah. It sounds like the lid's killing an instantly. No, no, it's not like that. It used to be, well apparently, when the show wasn't down, the main act was monkeys, just little tricks. Yes. And they put that little monkey in a box, in a box to show it off. But if the lid was shut, the monkey was dead and there was no show. Oh, so it was a sad day in town when the lid was shut. It was more like a closed sign on a shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If they rolled into town and the kids ran out, their faces would fall in go, the box has got to live on it. The last time. Yeah. The last time I sort of done something to the monkey. It's like that. You're really just saying if you want to end a conversation, you know, like I got that a lot when I was a kid, my mum always said, clump to after taught and that was it.

That was it. No, that's the final decision. But Jan is done. The lift shot. The monkey's dead, guys. I know you can open the lid up, but a live monkey's not going to jump out and do the show. Okay? So now how many times I'm going to take you this? There is a dead monkey in that box. However, we still have other parts of our show which are enjoyable. Who are we off for? You would just get ticket.

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Healy is at the footy and the conversation turned to multiple choice. Yes. In fact, side story, he challenged an Englishman at the table to a multiple choice, English history quiz, which he lost. But he argued that in any multiple choice situation, they're all beatable. There's two joke answers, there are two that are the same, it's always a 50-50 between the two that are the same. The day after the footy, he then texts Jack

and man article explaining this going, he's how you beat any multiple choice situation. So he thinks he can beat multiple choice. Essentially he thinks he can beat multiple choice. He joins us on the phone now. Good afternoon, Aaron. Yeah, there you go. And I was not saying you're not being

the alpha male adult. It was suggested that I would be the alpha male compared to me and you and it's not hot and cold let me tell you it's like warm okay yeah okay nice we flattened out the peaks and troughs I think we're more scared of getting together but once we get together we think we were surprised ourselves that we have a good time but then absolutely it's like it's like petrol and fire you know it's always going to happen and you know when happens a pool

and then you think shit that was a bad idea but you know it's like a multiple choice you guys I mean this is a serious thing here it is it is so hilia are we correct in saying that you rate yourself a very good chance for any multiple choice quiz despite the results of the wish history quiz probably not me I'm sort of saying for So for a very good chance for any multiple choice quiz, despite the results of the wish history quiz. Probably not me.

I'm sort of saying for a little bit higher IQ, I mean I'm up there, but you know not as high as probably the two of you. So you saying that if you knew roughly what the sort of answer was, you know like he was just guessing on this play, he was guessing it's not what I'm saying, what am I trying to say? You know, million then. Yeah. So let's just say, where's Donald Bradman born? Was he born in the which Sunday? Was he born in CG? Was he born in Kudamandra? Well, it's going to be Kudamandra. I mean, come on,

God, what a feral. He's not born in CG. Come on. We didn't ask that. You it. I know the things are the questions that he got right. Oh, right. He's from England. And he's got them. You know, he knows roughly where it is. I don't know if Seth Hans is close to buddy. We're releasing you. He goes, oh, you think that was probably the point of obviously

knowledge. You can't claim someone's cheating in a quiz because they knew the answers when they're asked. However, however, it's funny. You can't claim someone's cheating in a quiz because they knew the answers when they were asked. However, however, it's funny you mentioned millionaire. We wanted to put to the test, if you'd be up for it, we've gone back through some old episodes of millionaire, got a few questions, are you willing to put to the test your theory on, if it's something you know about loosely,

you get rid of a few of the outliers and you can have a pretty good crack at the answer. Do you wanna play, Millie and I, we've got Eddie McGuire loaded up, ready to go. Do you reckon you could do it? Well, we don't really have a choice to us, I put my coat. Okay, great.

So you remain here. But we have to put it up. I'm sorry, we're not putting you on TV. We're putting you through to Eddie. Okay, what still be here? He's all due. We're not putting you through to any TV. He's all due. We'll just do a best out of three. If you get two out of three, you've proved your point. Let's start a question.

What level are we starting at, fellas? Don't start me off with the 10-thousand. I think these are all between 510,000. All right, and you're going to pay me if I get someone through on what take the path. What would you like? You're going to take a path. You're not playing million.

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B. Andrew Barton. C. Adam Beaufort. D. Adrian Banks. Oh, I mean this is just ridiculous. Let's go B. He's got it. I tell you what, can't get any out of the list. Okay. What was your thought process? What was your thought process?

How did you beat the system? I told you about the article I read. You just eliminate what it possibly could have been. Some of them were way out there. I just thought that was what was what was so out there? You got Albert Burke, Andrew Barton, Adam B. Foughton, Adrian Banks. Who's way out there? I just had the Dolphics moment.

I only got the beef. So you know, okay. I'll say. I'm on it. I'm on it. Automatic 5050. Okay. Good luck for the next one. Here we go.

Here we go. Which of Hollywood's four Warner Brothers died on the eve of their landmark premiere of the Jazz Singer? A. Albert. B. Harry. C. Jack. D. Sam. What it has to be Jack? Oh no. It was Sam, it was It was

It was I knew I see all that was the 50 50 I'm talking about there. I knew was to see or D What how come you didn't think Albert or Harry would it? No, I just knew that time it would have been definitely the C or D just grung me straight away. I knew about it I've heard it. you know, I'm gonna tell my mind where it's... Well, you're... We will believe you, Aaron, if you get this last one, we're gonna... Now, one or all you have to do is get one more right. You got a 25% chance of layup here.

Yeah, we're all good luck. You're good at best, we're all good luck. Which of these is a type of collectible porcelain? A. Royal student. B. Royal Ducks. C. Royal Chuta. type of collectible porcelain. A, royal student. B, royal ducks. C, royal tutor. D, royal prefect.

Now, play original, you can talk it through. No time limit. Royal student, royal ducks, royal tutor, royal prefect. Type of collectible porcelain I mean Tudor would be too easy for that to be right Talk us through eliminate them. Well, what was what was I again royal student?

Yep, B Royal Ducks That was Ducks, that was the Ducks-U-X. Not a flop, duck. Well, you never know they do that sort of thing to them. They do. They're not coming out. Good. C-royal tutor, D-royal prefect. Okay. This is where you either the phone or friend will you wipe out the 50-50 or reckon it's definitely

B. He's got it. phone a friend or you wipe out the 5050 I reckon it's definitely. He's got it, but I also think you might be goodling. How would I be doing that? I'm sitting in an office right there with no internet. What office has no internet? I think we're just getting off. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Let me get back. Follow me, boss. I've already been eating. You're just eating.

Don't show them that. You work with your brother. Can we see you? No, he didn't take you. Can we go, can we? I go, can. I've written down on my pet here. I'm telling you, I wouldn't check.

Hey, Aaron, I believe you're a man. You are. I'm selling the out of one chick. Hey, Scott May. Aaron, I believe you're a man. You are a man, you're a man, you're a man, you're a man. You've got it, we believe you. How did you get Royal Ducks? Because the spelling I told you, I just knew that that's what it was. Who is it wasn't a water bird? The Royal Flamingo sounds not collectible, so I'll go Royal Ducks.

Well done, I... You've done it, you've proved it's wrong. You can beat any multiple choice. And we're giving you self, we've got to send him a coin. I am, you should any coin. Not even James got a coin, boys. I'll send it to the new office, thanks. I agree.

I can do it, mate. It makes me fight. Oh, boy. MUSIC And it's the time of the show where we like to salute everyone that's gaining the upper hand in society and giving themselves a higher status and someone else a lower status with power moves. It is our job to try and catalog every power move in the world so that one day we may have another child

or you may have a child end or we raise that child only on power moves to become a superhuman inside our laboratory. Still planning to do a coffee table book. That's what we'll be giving the child to read. There's no contact with the outside world. Come on, some films and just read the coffee table book. This one is from Stephen

Harperham. I think it over sees just as you both phone number. He says, he made his friends invented it, particularly when they had an Airbnb that'd meet more people regularly. So they started an Airbnb. That's cool even just power moving guests. Yes. He said, it's a handshake power. I thought we'd heard them all He said you hold out your hand uncomfortably low or uncomfortably high knees or chest The person coming unspratising now you're gonna hand up at chin height the person will always meet you He said particularly if they need something off you like the keys to a house. T-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- if this is a mic original. And I've been seeing this all over his social media. When he's getting a lift from someone, he'll be in the back, or even the front.

Whatever seat position he's in, and they drop him at his house, he gets out of the car. He's not closing the door. Oh! Oh! That's good. Really showing him who's boss. Really showing the world.

Nice. This is unfinished with your car. I'm finished with it. If it's not in the condition you wish it to be in, you fix it up. Not my car. Baden Sullivan, a Hoi Jents, he writes. He said he's got a powerful power move.

He's the driver of a small bus that chattels people to childcare. And he said, he said, there's one street I go down where there's an old agent that stands on one particular zebra crossing all day as if he's going to walk. But then waves cars through. How many? Loves the power of knowing they have to stop because there's a pedestrian there, but then just going, and you may pass. So, yeah, he's like a suburban dandruff,

but a reverse dandruff, all shell paths. And this comes in from James Wilkins. He's chucked a few, and he's chucked two, and I'm gonna mention both. Like, um, we said, look, he's a, he's a, he's a taper. He's a hammer. He's a clicker. He's a foot taper.

Yep. He's, he's, the housemate used to do this all the time when he wanted him to stop. He'd look over and say, hey, buddy, you don't have to do that. Okay. And so it sounded like it made it seem like James was doing it to please his housemate and the house mate had requested Is it no pleasing necessary? Yeah, so you can stop you can stop it. I mean

This is this is a good one though because look This is this is one I used a lot. He's now overseas. He goes when I used to hang out with makes back home in Australia He's no it can lose some of its effect if you use it on the same person in the same group of friends too much. And when you hear what it is, I would say that's very, very true. So yeah, you don't want to try this a lot. He says, when somebody's telling you a story that they seem to be making themselves look great or funny or generally achieve a higher status, in the middle of the sentence, you point your finger at them and look at the rest of the group and then shout that's a lie. He's an asshole move and I can also see why the fifth six was seven the time it might begin to make it look like you've got a bit of an aces to grind and a person's not actually alive.

It's tough to come up after that one ahead but I'll throw well-bored the bigs. Hey James, you've scored him a lot of hard times. Craig O'Neill, he says, it only works to palme of only works if someone's very smart, but takes a long time to explain something. You have those people, professors. Yeah, professors and the...

My brother? They're not great. They're not great with being succinct, but they are very intelligent. Unfortunately, sometimes those people who have got very used to being the smartest, and they don't realise this generally a time limit on all conversations. And they just think that it's in your... take your time. So you said for these people, wait while they're explaining something.

Simply wait, but take it all in. And in your head, work out how could be more succinct. Then you strike, and as soon as they finish, go, what he means is, and do it, it's really bossy, thickly. It's sad to like you knew it the whole time. Yeah, really good. If you can convert someone's Facebook post into a tweet,

yeah, you'll always be the winner. Yeah, nice. that someone's Facebook posts into a tweet, you'll always be the winner. Nice. And the government comes a bit of flak from time to time. You know, you help these people, you're not helping these people out, or help them more. Help them less. Very hard to be the government. You try and just get the balance right

on the top of who to help and when and where. On the helping scales. And that's what government grants are all about. Yes. And a lot of people, you know, people complain, that's too much, that's too much. We came across from this week, we thought, actually, that is a wonderful government

grant scheme. And credit, we're credits, too. We thought we'd, um, We're trying to make the podcast political, but we are going to run a little bit of a message from the government for their new grant system. Hi, here at the government, we understand times are tough.

There are a lot of businesses and organizations out there that are trying to make a difference in the world and they need a hand. Well, we reckon that's exactly what Australia is all about. And that's why we're proud to announce a new scheme where anyone who needs one can apply for a federal government grant, DENIA. Have must provide a wonderful service. Thanks to the scientists at CSIRO's Molecular Engineering Department, there are now 5,000 new government grant deniers available to a vast array of those who could most benefit

from a government grant. Okay, talk me through. Maybe you run a small business like a sandwich shop and a government grant denier could educate customers. Name something bite-sized? Sandwich could be bite-sized. Perhaps you work in the arts and can use a government grant

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False, false, false, false, false. Great. I, last week on the show, I think many believe to be the final and definitive installment of the whole lot of chickens, whole lot more chickens debate your two competing chicken shops. Jack claims that whole lot of chickens at the original store in the food court and he believes that we learn, we learn that whole lot more chickens is actually a much older and more prestigious

chicken shop. It is, it's the chicken shop debate that certainly captured my attention and a lot of people's attention, which would be the better chicken store to go and eat from. Now at the moment they both exist in the realms of our imaginations, but we can also say it's so vividly. I mean, you don't need to be on drugs to be hallucinating what it would look like

to see on one side of the food court, a whole lot of chickens, the other side, a whole lot more chickens. Facing off against each other, how do the staff interact? Who's doing better? That's what everyone wants to know. And we heard we're going to be a better position. Like it's interesting, he's just next to the loose and just kind of tucked away. A little afterthought. Yeah, a much smaller footprint. The designers of the design of the court went you know what yeah, we could squeeze one more in here

But it wouldn't be a prestige shop. No, okay, used to be reserved for just dress all tables I was toys you. Yeah, I didn't know that about a whole lot of chickens. Yeah, here's what I'd like to do We could debate this all day. Yep, and all show I like to. I'd like us to be having this debate forever, but isn't it better to let the people decide? Yes. Who has the more popular and more well-loved chicken shop, Holo-Jiggins, Holo-Morchiggins? I propose a merchandise battle.

Okay. One hat each, one t-shirt each, and an apron. Yep. We'll set it up by the time this goes out, the time this gets uploaded, we'll set up the old merch store. Yeah, merch.hammishnanie.com. Andy, you designed the whole lot more chickens logo and range of merchandise. Jack, you designed the whole lot of chickens hat t-shirt, apron? Oh, add, I mean, do you want to add something? Can I ask you a question? Is it, ask who has to make it? Any kind of his brother who is a graphic designer

to make his logo? Oh, but this guy doodles all the time with these little, no, you can get professional. Yeah, professional help. We want this to be top quality hatch T-shirts and aprons. We then on the first day, on Thursday when this episode gets uploaded,

the merch store goes live. Yep. One week of sales. Yep. And we then close the store. Do we have to have three items? Or can I just have one? Actually, you can have one.

I mean, you can have whatever you want. Yeah. I'll be pricing them. So you can't just go there, everything's a dollar. This will be... So is that money made? Yep. Yeah, money made.

Because I've got quite an expensive item in mind. So that might be risk for the reward. Well, I think bearing in mind too, I'll certainly be interested in getting one of these hats. So I haven't decided who I'll buy it. Okay. But I think our listeners would be very keen to get their hands on either a whole lot of chicken's hat

or a whole lot more chicken's hat. And in the store, I'm not sure if we had to do this, but in the store, once you've clicked on one, can you be locked out of buying the other? I think people would do the right thing. Okay, okay, you look at it, it's got a chees, chees, chees. They're gonna cheat this one.

You pick a, I mean, basically what I'm saying to people is we've had a lot of fun here with whole chickens and a whole lot more chickens. It's time for the fun to end. Pick a side. Pick a side. I've been basically what I'm saying to people is we've had a lot of fun here with Holo chickens and a whole lot more chickens. It's time for the fun to end. Pick a side. Pick a chicken. Pick a chicken. What's your favorite chicken shop? Put your money where your mouth is, whether we're a polo or a t-shirt with pride. We'll make it very, very clear. Like both there be two sides of the store. You put your vote in. You might want to really love one chicken shop and buy all three items or whatever. Maybe there's a pollo.

I mean, this is my final ruling. You can have whatever merchandise you want. You can have professional help. I'll be pricing it so you can't cheat with a low price point. I'll be pricing it fairly. By the time people hear this, it will be on sale. Pick a chick.

Zander said, put your money with your mouth. Pick a side. One business said, put your money with your mouth, pick a side. One business will saw like a chicken, another will die like a chicken. Also a chicken. One will business will saw like a wild chicken, another business will die like a purpose bread eating chicken. Okay, so shall we present you with the designs next week?

Well, and I've said they'll already be up. Have a night. Yeah, but then I will reveal to you. But by the time this gets uploaded, yeah, right. I guess they've been, do you know what? Yeah, if people, I hope you two people didn't stop listening there, yeah, next week let's have the designs.

And then it's up. Then we'll have, because there'll be lead time on these dishes. Actually, card promise the store will be open in a few days. Yeah. Is it going to be merch.hamishanandie.com, the old merch site? It will be. It will be.

So just to clarify, don't go there now. Wait one week, the designs will be presented. Then the store will open. Let the games be here. Yeah. See you next week. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week.