Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 33

Episode Date: October 10, 2018

1. Battle for chicken supremacy – merch results2. Chicken merch continued?3. Marvell facts Special Skill4. Sports drink interview5. International Phrase Book6. Pre Bog Conjure7. The Conjuring8. Was the bog conjured?

A LISTENUP PRODUCTION Activate your internet Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering 1 Merdita, merditaita meritita meritita ah Yes, I will Albanian Albaniax over there get around get around and if they are landlocked get right around them if only partially landlocked get around the inland bits Means good day. Oh, that's nice. Yes.

But they apparently are more formal with they introduce themselves to each other, which I think is just something generic that the person teaching me on YouTube moments ago was saying, yeah. That's why I often wonder why you rush out just before the start of the show. I'm always like, oh, man, he doesn't nervous way.

I mean, we did right here for 12 years together, never saw you do a nervous week. Keep forgetting that you have to quickly go and learn another language briefly. And that's why you always pronounce it the same way too. Shaky. Because you obviously, you knew it coming in the door, then we usually have a little chat, fire up the sound effects.

So that's why I was it again. It sounded like Meredith. No, it was. I got this today's right. Other days I failed, but today's we like Meredith. No, that was. I got this today's right. Other days I failed, but today's we got wrong. No, really, really good. And a big week. It's huge episode today.

Because we reached the end. We reached the decision time. And we had the decision. The decision. McGregor obviously was a big battle throughout the week. If you're following the UFC. This is bigger. Whole lot of chickens versus a whole lot more chickens. If you've been following this contest across the podcast, we do recommend you do the podcast

in sequential order. Very rarely would we have a topic or reference like the McGregor women. Cool to show up today. You're not going to miss out on anything if you go back to episode one. It's correct. It happens to be your first time at the podcast. But, Jack V. Andy, we have two men at their helm of a chicken empire. One chicken empire each, one's a glittering, shining, very successful, well located empire within the food court. And then there's Andy. And then Jack, and then there's Jack's late addition to the food court.

Was a story. Not a late addition. I was the first person to say my store name. Well, why didn't you get a better spot in the food court? It all stem from a game we're playing, home, where you were gonna throw. It's actually called Game of Names. Yes.

Which, and it plays. Never played again. We're preceded. Yeah. Game of games, which is on Channel 10, depending on when you listen to this. And I kind of feel like they nicked our format for naming it.

And the challenge is, I name a genre of shop. And you guys each had to come up with a cool title for that store. Yes. A cool shop name. And this was back in the day. Let's go into the start. You suggested chicken shops to us, and this is what was back in the day that's I tried to list up. You suggested chicken shops to us

And this is what went down Chickens as in public chickens chicken store It's a chicken store. Yep, we got one. Okay, a whole lot of chickens. That's nice A whole lot more I'm not suing him, I'm suing him. Tough to see me because my stall was first. We thought about suing you as a group and then we went, let's not be petty. You know what, there's enough chickens in the world for everyone to barbecue them in their own way, but I couldn't stop you to bickering and quarreling and it became known as the

great chicken fight of 2018. How would we settle it we said? And of course people that have been listening, no, merchandise was the only way we could settle it. You each were able to select one item of merchandise. Last podcast we saw what you had selected Jack in your own words, a plane t-shirt with a design on the front for a whole lot of chickens. And you went the novel he roused and had a phone hat designed, a whole lot of chickens had the roast chicken, not your original design, there was some, I

don't know, and speed implications. There's some logistics problems in the Chinese supply chain you are using and you instant a chicken, it doesn't have the right orientation. It's not the orientation you wanted. In fact, it's reversed. A few people said it looks like a baby or a midget diving into someone's head. However, last week they went on sale. Thursday at midnight, Thursday morning at 12 o'clock in the morning, they went on sale and they were on sale all weekend. Do you have a bit of buzz, Jack, about your product? I had people, thank you to anyone who sent me on Instagram or Twitter, they're receipt

for the t-shirt. So I know at least a few of the whole lot of chicken t-shirts did get sold. Yep. Like, still those people. The results are sequest, we should point out. You guys don't know the results yet. I am in position. I had a few people attack me about the price point. You had a real bit of bad luck,

and especially in Melbourne, from what I can understand, because the Munich Browhouse in Melbourne, you picked Octobifest, well, we accidentally picked Octobifest as the weekend to run this, and for some reason, and no one could have seen this coming,

this is an absolute nightmare scenario for your launch. The Munich Browhouse were giving away, exactly your hat. Pretty much. On the same day. They would never peak. They don't have any sun protection. I just wearing it as a brush chicken out of here. They would just wear a wrist chicken on your head. Now when we go to... We go to chicken merch conferences. Normally we all get together and go, when are you releasing yours? When are you releasing yours? And though the browhouse did not state at all when

they were releasing. So I thought I had a clear week You had one of those catastrophic with both release blockbusters on the same weekend We're both gonna suffer that's not hurt me that hurt me in Melbourne But it didn't hurt me internationally no and to my surprise him when I the today show In the US friend of mine sent through a grab from the today show in the US, a friend of mine sent through a grab from the today show in the US. Yeah. Welcome back. Big day today for consumers with people lining up for chicken hats

all across the country, including New York City. Fiona Bolton is on the ground there. Fiona, good morning to you. Good morning. So there are lines here, basically three layers, the hundreds of people, even about a hundred people since yesterday morning. At this time camping out the mild weather, helping out a little bit, people are allowed to

leave, get snacks, go to the bathroom if they need to. That's important Fiona, but will they get their hands on a chicken theme hat? Of course, there have been these questions about supply and demand. Will there be enough for Christmas for the holiday spending time? I actually am able to get my hands on one right here this morning. The question really is this price point, right? Will people pay for this? Oh my God, they look amazing.

I'll give you $160 for that right now, Fiona. Some $10 more than the actual prize point. You felt like a very natural conversation between the two reporters. Oh, well, you could take that up with a ABC or whoever. Is that so? That's the situation. That's the situation, I'm like,

I was just in America, I say. Yeah, that's a change of people on it. It's a lot like Tim Convey. I was just, I took a take here because if you had to sounds a little lower energy than the normal today's. I was, you still watching. Almost like someone was reading.

Taking complaints up. Maybe the auto key was broken and they just had to read of paper or something. Taking complaints up with that particular subject of broadcast. I'm surprised. I'm like I was saying is, what I found weird about it was,

people know there's only 20 available. Yeah, I'm surprised you would be carrying such a mob. Why would you, but obviously people want them. If you were like 21st in the line, go home. If you're 100th in the line, there's no chance you're gonna get one. You don't think it's a lot spayed up, so what do we talk about the line?

Oh, the line might be made up, but the chicken stores are real. And you did only have 20 units. But at a price of $150 per unit, we, some economists had zero slated to move. Most people put it, most people sort of had GP to go, if you can move about 10, should technically give you an unassailable lead, should put you on $1500, well ahead of anything Jack could do with a $25 T. And it was revenue, wasn't it?

It's total just total sales. Total money sales. We're not going to get into the back end and he got the profit. Yeah. I think unfortunately, just the fact that Browhouse was giving away the chickens for free. Yeah.

Peacless. But again, that price is the peak at 150. and so I think people were wondering it's a very Quite high quality peak and was high also I know ahead but it's what price do you put on skin cancer? Would you like some sub protection? Yep, you can get it for cheaper than a hundred and fifty bucks Not not not with a chicken attached to it or you can get you get a free chicken and a denim sheet For maximum attached to it. Well, you get a free chicken and a denim sheet for maximum sun protection. Probably for a bow. I reckon it'd be neck and neck with your hat. I know, look, but the point is getting the word out there. We weren't doing this. This isn't to make money.

This is just using money as a handy unit of popularity to see who likes what shop better. Who's who's going where? And what's the what does the loser have to admit to? Well, I think they have to say to the winner, you have the superior chicken store. Okay. Is that that hurts? I'm happy. I would hate to say I agree with the loser have to do an ad for the opposing chicken store. No, yes. No. Big words, Jack, because you don't know how many you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you can't be eating throughout the other $150 for a chicken.

I'll agree to those terms as well. The loser has to do a positive ad. Has to do the winnigence, the winnigence, the winnigence, the winnigence, the script he had for the loser. Okay, okay. Okay. All right. All right. I'm loophole the up. We can take a quick break and have to make it up immediately.

We could do it right now. No. Let's just hear the. No, I mean, I can read the result. We can take a quick pause in the podcast. No, Tom. No, I couldn't count. If I have a devastating defeat,

I couldn't. A immediate rematch. No, no, I couldn't in all honesty deliver a positive message about my competitor. About a whole other chicken. Well, maybe you won't have to. We'll find out. We've got some kind of drone or something.

Are you surprised, Hank? Can I just ask that with the results? Yeah, in more than my mind. In more than my mind. I'll be honest. I'll be surprised with the results. Yeah, and for more than my mind. No. And more than my mind. I'll be honest, I'll be surprised if Andy wins. Okay. Well, Jack, come on. Come on.

Your T-shirts were priced at $25. So one people didn't know you had to do, you had to sell a lot. Six T-shirts per hat, really. That was your handicap. 6-12 ratio. You did okay. Okay.

You did, as you said, you certainly had people letting you know. But a hand key was able to shift all 20 hats by Friday morning. I am surprised by that. I'm sure maybe three to eight at that rate. But you also I actually looked at it because I was like if this is I was worried Andy might just buy out all these stock. Yeah but I didn't like China buying its own currency with like just currency manipulator just buying it all the way so I could say 3000 maximum result for any 3000. I thought was a pretty unassailable blade. You could have even had more hats Andy. I could have. Yeah. I'm not confident now. Which is why there was some surprise when my eyes glossed down to your results Jack Let's double check this

824 sold 20,600 That's what you get for the Munich Proud House not giving away your products The greatest chicken shop of all time well the chicken shop has ever sold that many shades of food. They probably have. I probably have. Red rooster or pork. I got price too low. I think that's what's happened.

I got priced in too low. So the hats were more than... The thing is Jack, you made out of your 20,000 season of those, you made almost no profit. You still just beat Andy on profit but by a factor of like 80 bucks. Well, my profit was $4 per t-shirt. Your Andy's profit was some... Some lots. $110 or something.

$106 bucks. But it doesn't matter. The actual score was 3000 versus 20,000. Damn, I shouldn't ask for way before. I didn't think it was going to be a meaningful amount, but how much you get none of that. How much of that profit do I say? I will sink that back into the people show by first. Absolutely not a size. We've still got Hamish and Andy comments to pay for. We've got people to fly in to see their special skills. Yeah, this goes in the pot. Yeah. So I've said Been a sweet and so a victory for Jack. Can I bootleg my auntie shirt? I wonder Just be like the hype

Yeah, guys people that have got them are people are happy people. I mean, I see a lot of happy customers around Well, I would love to say thank you to everybody That's my like it finally finally the thing that should have come out of his mouth first rather than how much money do I get and if if I say you're on the street with a whole lot of chicken's t-shirts, you should sign it. I'll get a photo with you. And I'd encourage... No, wait, so that... Wait, wait, no, Bell, you haven't said I'm the super-reissed chicken shop yet. Oh, the Bell.

We'll come back up. I think I'll do it. I think I'll go against the Bell. We have taken some time. We have taken a little bit of time. Obviously, in podcast time, there was instantaneous and real life. There was a tantrum. Well, there was some going over the figures, there was some Jack going, can't believe it. Some passes by, walked past, and they were like, oh, we forgot to buy one.

And then, you know, just some friends of the show and Jack was like, oh, you're going to get the T-shirt. They're like, yeah, you're going to get the T-shirt They're like, yeah, we're gonna get the T-shirt jacket. Yeah, too expensive for the hat. Condition's over. Yeah. I stopped. I've got two gubbets. Stop kicking a man, boys, damn.

Government auditors coming in to check the numbers, but you're apparently all checks out. I know what you're about to do, Ando. You're about to, because you're a good man, you're an honorable man. You're about to follow through and do what you pledge you would, I actually came up with it as the adjudicator of the great chicken wars of 2018. I suggested that the loser of the merchandise war has to say to the other one

You have a superior chicken shop. I'm gonna ask you to hold off on that one. No, no, okay. No, I can do, I can do that. I can do that. I can do that for you. I can do that for you. I've got my reasons. And there's no part two. At the end of the grand final, they don't go to West Coast. Before you get on stage, there's a part two to the grand final.

Well, yeah, not in AFL, though, but in chicken wars. Yes. There's just something I want to check. Would it be all right if I... You might still have to do it. You might still have to say to Jackie, he's got the superior chicken chop. I just like to lay it to next week.

I want to just check something. I'd love to delay it. Just the next episode. One episode, yeah, you can wait one episode. Yes. People though. Well, they don't know yet. He hasn't done it. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC PLAYING AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC AND CLEARING MUSIC

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Yes. Category, a young man, was his name? Who will remain name? Who's name I remember? Brett maybe? No, Jack, don't even say it. I remember, I remember his full name and phone number. I can't say it.

Never forget a name, never forget a face or a number. But I won't say it. Out of the shame. For disgrace, to disgrace him. Big shot. What are you doing? He said he could name, if we started a Simpsons quote, he could say the next bit.

Yes. It was an absolute debacle. If you can't remember it, here's a little snippet. Hi, fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed up being a baseball. We're getting familiar with that laugh, Brett. I bet. I never tell anyone again that you can finish any tips and squire.

All right, round four. Brett's choice. Just give us a simple insight. Ah! Just any quiet. Any quiet, Brett. Um... Oh!

Brett! Brett would have accepted to dole. It was dismal. I mean, when you can't... When you start out by going name a line. He can name it. He said he can name from the first 10 seasons. He's Brett 2540s name.

Yeah, I didn't. Uh, any, any line, any line. And then in the end, he couldn't even, yeah, we weren't asking for a convocator when just dental plan, at least it needs braces. Any, we all know the symptoms. Anyway, it irked a lot of people. Yes. It's only did none more.

I'm going to say then John, who's one of our American podcasters. That was awesome. John is the show writing, oh, he fell asleep. I listen to podcasters every week. And like you all, which leads me to believe he's not an ex-pat. He's a native American. He's a home grown American.

Like you all, I'm disappointed in people's special skills. Yes. I would formally like to refer to my very important podcast to form. This is his quote. I know everything about every Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, everything. I confidently stand by that claim. I don't sort of know a lot. I'm not just a general knowledge fan.

I know, capital letters, everything. I will not disappoint like the Simpsons quote guy. Okay. Again remaining name again remaining name is rhymes with press. I said, okay. I thought you know what? On the show we go back in. Well, we'd like to flush out. We'd like to flush an L with the W. We'd like to send a W down the line, as fast as we can if we've had a disaster. He joins us on the phone now from America. John, how are you mate? Doing good, how are you guys?

Very good, John. And what part of America are you living in? So I'm in a state called Utah. It's like on the left coast. Oh, yes, we know it. The left coast, the jazz. Yeah, the huge Utah jazz fans here in Australia Yeah, yeah, why it's the every nightly bulletin leads off with Utah jazz news all right John

I've got before me six questions about the Marvel universe the cinematic universe Wow, do you think you'll be able to answer all six? I do yeah, yeah, I love the confidence That's why I'm gonna to put the coin level, which will usually allow for a few right few wrong. I'm going to put the coin level at five. OK. Good. Five and a six will get you an H and A coin.

Question one. How hard are the questions? I got them from someone that knows Avengers. Sorry that knows Marvel stuff. And they were like, I would find these difficult. Okay. And they love them. Would we give him an 8 coin coin for six?

Yeah, we would. Wow. We haven't done that. Has he ever ever given out an 8 coin coin? We haven't given out an 8 coin coin. John. And now I've said it, I can't take it back and I'm just sort of saying it for a fun thing to do.

But I'm going to stand by that. Six will get you the 8, five will get you the 1. All right. let's do the one the Avengers 2012 film classified under the name Marvel Avengers assembly is the which highest grossing film of all time It would be the I believe it's the 8th. Same. It is the 3rd.

Oh, wow! Okay, however, that's more of like a box office question. Yeah, that was a bit box office, but he's out for the 8th. Yeah, it's a weird breathing, so now just claims paper from here. What movie is this grab from? This will be easy. I have sacrificed much for achieved peace, for your arrogance and stupidity. You have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror of the world and devastation of war. Lengthy grab. What movie is that grab from? That was kinda hard to hear but I think it was for that sound of like Odin.

Yeah he's got it, he's got it, alright alright, okay. Stalling in. Alright, question three. What Marvel film was released in 2003? 2003, that would have been hang Lee's. What Marvel film was released in 2003? 2003, that would have been hang leaves. Oh, God. Very good.

He's got it. Very good. He's storming home. Er, I mean, can I just stress again that I didn't write these? I got them from some people. You don't see Eddie McGuire or anything. What's it being really in there? I'm distancing myself with the question because I reckon there's a mistake.

Really? Unless there's not. But I, I don't know anything yet that this world, but I have seen the movie. Read it, Eddie. What's the name of the... What's the name of the horse, Ax? What's the name of the horse? The name of his axe? Does it have a hammer? So the hammer is named Mulemir. And then the axe, which was just shown in Avengers Infinity War, was named Stormbride.

That's good. It all checks out. But I was like, I'm loving this quiz show host, as surprised the air quality. I was pretty sure when Thor went to the tool shed, he always picked him up. I didn't know he had other woodworking materials, he has like a slave and a whippersnapper, and he has a rugby jigsaw. All right, question five. Wow, two to go.

In what year did Steve Rogers become Captain America? Oh, that would have been 1941. It's got a heart! Hey Stormy, get out of here! We need to run! We need to run! John's happy! John, we'd love to send an international coin into my team. I can feel a wind sweeping out last week, except for the stinker of a loss. Yes.

Question six, what mark is the Hulk Buster suit? I assume that we'll meet in something. Oh, okay. Thank you. Because I was like, Hold on. I'm sorry, I'm thinking through it. So Iron Man 3, was Mark 42. It would have been Mark 45. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I you're right. I know. I know. I know. I'm not right, but the page is, and I thought the page was wrong with the axe. You took us to the brim. You took us right there.

You've seen. I'll see. He's what you've done. You've blessed this show with knowledgeable listeners. You've proved that there are people in the world that know lots of intricate things about intricate topics and can perform on the phone under pressure. You have not won an H&A coin. You have received a token of no value.

I'll get that out to you. That's still pretty good. Awesome. Thank you so much, John. Appreciate it, buddy. Thank you, guys. Cheers. Because Mark 45, of course, was the next.

Hey, Andy. More and more sports drinks are coming into the market. Yes. I think sports enthusiasm is growing. Yes, and people need to quench their thirst. And water's no good anymore. No way. You'll die if you drink water.

You now must drink something colorful. Yes. After exercising, you're a lot of different colors to choose from. And they've got crazy names to let you know. You now must drink something colourful after exercising. You're a lot of different colours to choose from. I know we've got crazy names to let you know that what you're drinking is far more than mere water which if sports drinks had their way, would be outlawed. How do they come up with the names?

I wonder how they do land on. Getting a job at the sports drink company. Getting a job at the sports drink company. Oh hi there. Thanks for coming and welcome to Maximum Thrust Sports Drinks. Nice to meet you. Thanks, thanks, it's good to be here. Well, as you know, we're responsible for naming sports drink flavours. Now, any idiot can add some salt and flavour to a water, but it's the naming that sets sports drinks apart from each other. Yeah, I totally agree in them.

Ready to be an asset for the team. Yeah, right, well, it's not easy. No, not no way. I mean, you've got to be able to come up with a name that makes people believe that by drinking this drink, their whole body, in fact, their whole existence is going to change. People need to feel that it's not a drink, right?

It's a hydration event, we like to think of of it as and it drives a complete metamorphosis of the physical and mental state. Totally get it right. So to test you the right man for this job, I'm going to say a normal flavor, then you need to add the bit on the end that achieves maximum naming power. Okay, so answer fast, but just make sure the word you pick is the perfect word to go with the flavor. Are you ready? I think so. Do you understand the challenge? Yeah, I think I get it. I'll see how we go. Well, good luck because I've never seen anyone pass this test.

Okay, well, fingers crossed. Alright, here we go. Berry. Blast. Correct. Apple. Blast. Yes.

Banana. Blast? Yep, apricot. Blast. Very good. Pumpkin spice. Blast. Great. What about purple? Blast.

Great. Water. Blast. Unbelievable. You've done it. Yeah. You did it. You did the last one.

You came up with just water. You just made it sound more exciting. I thought it was. Oh, John, mate, you've got the job. Hey, I had a blast. Get out. This industry is not a joke. Hey, I had a blast. Get out.

This industry is not a joke. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Hey, we put the call out last week on the podcast to open up the International Fraze Book. This is where we look for the equivalent sangs of something that we say here in Australia. We went for people think their poop doesn't stink or use soap up our pre-zone bum.

Tickets on yourself. Your tickets on yourself. What does tickets on yourself mean? Does that mean you're selling tickets to see yourself? To see the price of admission? I'm not sure what it means. What is it mean you've got them stuck to you? That would be less great.

I don't understand how that's important. It'd be awesome. But we're talking, people that think they're awesome. Yeah. Do you have an equivalent saying in your country? Yeah. We open up right now. Meha. Hello. Meha, how are you? We have no more. Do you have an equivalent saying in your country? Yep, we open up now. Meeha!

Hello! Meeha-la! How are you? We have no more! That's why we need to fill out Hey Mission Andy's International Fraize Book Very arrogant person edition. A hoi to Dorata is Dorata, I pronounce it correctly?

Not quite, but... Give it up! Don't tell me, Tell me what it is. Dorota. Dorota. He was way off. Dorota, um, way off. So fed as far as we're quite a lot of.

Fouls of ours. What country are we going to? We're going to Poland. To Poland. Great one. Now Dorota, we are looking for a phrase when someone is very arrogant, being a bit of a jack today, after winning his chicken fight, winning round one of the chicken wars. What would Helen, we describe jack in Polish?

So in Polish it's the same guy, Vigely Serhanis Dupema, which indirect translation means he shits hide and he's arses. He shits hide and he's arses? He shits hide and he's asked is he shit higher than he's asked is that's interesting so he's able to shit up is that what it means I guess so I think so yeah so if we got that right so you shit is higher than he's asked yeahys. Yeah, is that what he shits higher than he's arseys? He shits higher than he's arseys. So he goes the toilet. Turns around, there's nothing in the bowl.

He looks up on the shelf. Have a load of that. Or a tattoo on the shelf. We got there. OK, thank you. Thank you so much. It's impressive. Pre-I gosh, I'm going to get this wrong.

Pre-the is or pre-the? Yes, it's pre-the. Pre-I'm going to get this wrong. Pre-the is or Pre-the? Yes, it's Pre-the. Pre-the. I think that's the end of it. I'm having a terrible day today. I cannot be getting a treat. Hey, Pre-the, what country? India, South of India, a language called Tamil.

I can't be beautiful. What is the phrase for an arrogant person? It's basically, you'd better get the stala, which means, are you a big pistachio? I'll be a big pistachio. Oh, you're a jackpot. Oh, so all these dishes, sort of big pistachio. Like it. Thank you, pretty. Because I suppose, yeah, pistachio, I suppose all nuts are pretty uniform, but you would

notice a big one. They're all because they're so the same size. But also they're so hard to shell. Yeah. If you got one, I got an open, one open that had more meat, that is it. If you got one size of an avocado, you would feed the family.

David, a hoi to you, David. A hoi, what is how you going? How to eat best, they are me. Good point, Dave. Now, David, you're in Denmark. Is that correct? That is correct, yeah. This is an international, international phrase book.

Is the phrase in Danish? The phrase is in Danish, yeah, not a bit with it, if it wasn't. It would be bloody early for you there, David. Yeah, got up to the 2.30, just walk with you all the sh**. 3 o'clock in the morning now. David, this is... This is you. David above beyond. uh... you know that the uh... to thirty just a few more uh... uh... the above the on the and you're talking about the

that david tell us uh... what is the the day in each equivalent for you know having tickets on yourself uh... uh... they would say and spillicon google which are basically means he's playing King carrot. He's playing what King carrots King carrots So he's he's pretending to be the king of the carrots. I've got no idea mate. It's weird It's weird. I mean you say are you are you are you Dave then you've moved to Denmark?

I'm on my Extrasment sure Mark? I'm on my extraintment. I'm sure they're not playing a big trick on you. They're not just going, we'll tell this guy, this is a saying here that if you're playing King Carrot, that means you really help yourself. Like, have you heard other people use it and wasn't directed to you? I've heard it a few times with adults talking to their kids. They're quite a bit, yeah. Yeah, right, something's King Carrot. Just be a Duke or one of the noble men. Max, if not a peasant carrot, stay humble.

David, thank you. Thank you for getting up. I just confused as you are. It is early in the morning. Just shared some initial confusion. Let's bring it home with Juan. How are you, Juan? We're good.

Thank you. I'll hoi to you, baby. What country buddy? I'm from Colombia. Colombia. What is the equivalent of having tickets on yourself in Colombia? Yeah, so the equivalent to that would be, they would say, which essentially means they think that they're the last bottle of coke.

The ultimate coke of coke. So if you think of the last bottle of Coke. Ah! The ultimate Coca-Cola. So if you think you're the last bottle of Coke, you're very, very special. Yeah. When Coke is popular, well, why do I enjoy as a Coca-Cola? Um, the last bottle would be caveted. Yeah, I suppose in Colombia, is it, I mean, is it because, like, sometimes you would run out of Coke or like...

I don't need it, it's just that, like that like obviously the last bottle of Coke would be very prime. Very prime. I mean the hot to speak. We've been in a coma for a while. You know, you're all excited for that last bottle of Coke. Jack thinks he's the last bottle of Coke. Jack goes to. Yeah. You're a hat's work kind of the last bottle of Coke.

Not as valuable. They were priced very highly. Why, thank you very much. Cheers, bud. By the way, Jack, you are the first of a hundred bottles of out of date Bunderburg. No talking after the bell. Hey, we promised this last week. One of those moments in our broadcasting history, it's silly not the lowest braille thing

we've done. No. But it's near the bottom of the toilet. Yes. For that kind of content. Although, there's a lot of science involved in this too. There's a little bit of black magic, a little bit of brown magic. Oh, no, okay. But this is what I want to check in with you for.

Do I still want to do this? Yes. Well, we had a guy on the show, we had a try and track him down for weeks. He seems elusive. He's named Louie. The family pinned him down. Yep. a go on the show and try and track him down for weeks. He seems elusive. He's named Louis The finally pinned him down. Yep got him on phone as it mates You can conjure bogs out of people. He said that's what he's skill is if someone's constipated He can summon yep a bog using a ritual and we drilled down on it last week and from what I remember It was like well if you missed a little bit of it. He is a refresher

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So, there's a process. There is a process, although I believe in the internments, Chagy, say, come on in, please come in, we would like to do this on me. I haven't, I, now I'm here, now let's talk science. I'm here to tell you I have eaten normally, but erred slightly towards more cheese. Aven topped up with a bit of, I've had an emotium

to thicken up. Yes. I topped up with cheese just before the show, Jack was fine enough to give me a slice of quesadilla. Not that kind because he actually made some friends of his pay for it because he's got his wallet today. That's classic Jack move, but I had some heavily just my final piece of cheese sending it down. I had a bit of cheese this morning.

Yes. Cheese intake has been high. Bug outtake has been low. So we're ready to go. There's something in there. I don't feel like going. So I actually in the prime spot. That's the only question I wanted to ask you.

I don't feel like going. I don't feel the feeling as the teeny tiny steveys say on their potty training educational something. You don't feel the feeling. I don't feel the feeling. I'm not ready to go. I do this mum. I'd like to do ask two things and I want this to be clear before head into it. First one. How long are we giving him? Because I don't think I can do this for... Can we give him like five minutes? I want people to think back to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The ceremony where the guy takes the heart out of the guy's chest.

I, however long that ceremony went for, I reckon is about as long as we need this. Okay. The honam shibam honam shibam. He's no lateration side me and put anything out. Because that is not conjuring. That's a human invasion. Forced full arrest.

This has to be conjuring the bog out of its own will. Like a serpent out of a basket. The browns are the browns. He has to use a combination. I will drink things. I believe coffee was mentioned in the ritual and drink some things. He can use voice, chant, mind tricks.

Okay. But he's job to get my body in a state where it's ready to surrender the bog. Which at the moment, I'll be surprised if you could do because I do not feel the feel it. I going to now get off these broadcast mics. Yep. And he's in there.

I've got a catch in here. He wants me lying down for this. On the other side of this small digital music break. Bit of a sonic breaker. We will haves in there. I've got a couch in here. He wants me lying down for this. On the other side of this small digital music break. Bit of a sonic breaker. We will have Louis in here. I think he's bought someone in. I heard he bought someone in because they were present last time he performed the spell.

Yeah, okay. It sort of like a red witch. It is very game-to-pro. You really need every little aspect to be right. Bit of KingsBlade. Yeah. Or something even rarer. A piece of money from Jack Swallow. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think there's less Louis in the boots and he's bought a friend, I believe, was present at the last conjuring.

All right. Come on in, Louis. Here we go. Louis. Hi, I'm Ish. What did I know? How are you? Good, how are you?

Ready to conjure. I'm very ready to conjure. I'm going to be a junior pop-up. John O. This is apprentice. You're going to get apprentice. Yeah, it's a print learning from them and you're in the apprentice chippy. Yeah, that's fine.

So John O, what do you do? Bachelor of ball conjuring. Bachelor of Bob Conjuring. You're still at you. You still at you. You're in the Bob Conjuring? Yeah. Okay, so you mentioned that you wanted the subject to be lying down. We've got kind of a couch situation here.

Is this your approval Bob Lord? To look at the tight room actually. A velvet kind of... It's a nice setting. Right? It's a little tight in here, but we'll work with it. We have to have a bit of room for squatting. I left that out of the initial chat last week. Because you've recently made it up.

I'll be honest with you by the way. I'll be honest with you by the way. You're saying the result. Yeah, that's a good point. Good point. Louis the Bog Lord. Annie's esceptic. I believe you can conjure it out of me.

Do you need to know how I feel at the moment? No, I need to know if you've had your... How did you die? Physical elements that I told you about. Which I've been dating. How do you water? How do you date? I've been sculling a lot of water.

Too late. I had water. I haven't had that many dates, but I did have a lot of water. Too late, I had water, I had coffee. I haven't had that many dates, but I did have a case of it. OK. Your last storm movement? Last night. Last night.

What time? Ah, what about after the kids just like 7.30? Well, that's good. That's all we need to know. We can go ahead and... Because that's not medical stuff. This is like, I will eventually poo again. I would hope.

But the conjurer should disrupt the rhythm. Should he not? Exactly, exactly. So I just wanted to make sure you gave me a fair chance and you hadn't gone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like going right now. I don't feel, we have a four-year-old with recently toilet trained. There's a song called, you know, about if you feel the feeling. I don't feel the feeling at the moment. I don't have an inkling, not even an inkling for a tinkling.

I feel completely, no need to go to the toilet at this stage. Boglus. I feel boggable, I have a bog somewhere in there. Can you find it? That's the question. Let's find it. Okay, I'm in here when Hamish doing first. So I hope you've read the boggabreaders,

he's pretty mouthy, he's the only one who can get on the bench. Yeah, what's your name? I'm Andy MacColor. So Andy, you're actually involved in this as well. Oh no. We're gonna start Hamish off just doing some squats. Mate, let's do five or six.

So who's any of my birthing partner? Exactly. Yeah. So do you want me on the couch or just... No, just squat right where you are. And as he's sort of doing this, Andy, if you can make your way over, and start caressing his stomach. No, Andy, I'm a woman.

It's just on Lord Demand. Andy, no. I's watching on Lord Demand. Andy, no. All right. I'm not going to work anyway. I'm not going to get Louis. I'm going to get a trickier tricker. I'm going to be rubbing your stomach while you squat. And now you can, if you just gently put your lips over the amish.

Amish is out. Okay, here we go. All right, don't want to go to yourself. Two squats. Without further ado, let's jump on do it. Hey, we're going to do it. We can go to yourself. Two squats. Without further ado, let's jump on to the bog bed. I like it. Lie down. Stay still.

This is where everyone needs to join in. And we're going to make a chant. And it's just exactly what I said last week. I get out with a quite a sinister serious nature to it. This is the exercise. Hey, we should you need to sort of reach around get out with a quite a sinister serious nature to it. Okay. This is the exercise. Okay. Hey, machine, you need to sort of reach around while we're doing this and make a sort

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I mean, we could pause here and I could go and come back. But I don't think he's going. All right. All right. I'm waving to see the old pause. He just paused. All right, we're waiting. Oh, he's back.

He's back. We have re's back, he's back. We have reverted back to studio microphones here and Hamish returns. Check. Can I get some of those? Ready is that what you're asking? Hamish. Sorry I took some time. That's okay, what are the results?

Maybe a dry and too, Jack. Andy, Louis, as you're well aware I recently was the subject of a bog conjuring ritual. Yes, I was there. You're both here and part of it. It was an emotional ritual for all involved. And whilst I did yell in jest, I'm shitting, I'm shitting at the end. And I wasn't. Things happened. I felt movement within me. Maybe it was the downward force of lying on my stomach. Maybe it was the squats that got the blood moving. Maybe it was all the thinking about the movement. As you then aware, I left the room, I went to the toilet. I can now give you the results of what happened in the toilet. I'm tuned out there. Some things did happen. Yes. I passed some matter.

Yeah. Fakemata. Okay. It's a little poo. It's a some poo. But whilst I was initially astonished at the results, it has been sometimes in my past matter. I can't say the bog conjuring had nothing to do with it, but I felt like I had to apply more force than I would have liked at the end of a ritual. I therefore have to decree, was that bog on its way, was it a pusher or a pulse scenario, was it gonna happen anyway?

I'm gonna say, another one. I'm gonna say this is the end, is the result. 50% nature, 50% nurture. So not a total loss for bog conjuring? Definitely not a coin, but you can have a token of no value. You can have a token of no value. Okay. That sounds good to me. Because we've provided a podcast of no value. So there's sort of a thing for today's show. Louis, thank you for coming. But something did happen.

Something happened. Something happened. So you record holes. So am I still 100% struck right? Or would you call that? I just couldn't tell. I was trying to have a thing about it. I just couldn't tell if this guy was on his way anyway.

Or if it just... It did. Don't think about it. It's very much.