Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 34

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

1. The next chicken chapter2. Song Sleuth3. New tracksuits4. Guess the actor – special skill5. Upset Andy6. Greg Loren7. Howe the Human Colour Calculator

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a huge episode of the podcast coming up today, and perhaps some reparations made for last weeks. In fact, let's start with that. Let's start with chicken fest, the Chicken Wars of 2018. I still understand that there's a, the Owing Merva debt. Yeah. That debt to be can be paid.

We'll be paid. Perhaps a competitor has superior chicken stops being. We all know that on the last episode, the results of the merch battle. One of the battles of the war, the chicken war of 2018. King Caradavi. No, I'm just listening. I'm just listening to what.

Yeah, he's absolutely. He's, yeah, I wouldn't let you, anyway, near your chickens because you're acting like cock of the walk and you're trying to have sex with them all. No, I don't know that. As the rooster amongst the chickens. Look at him. Chest puffed out.

Yep. And I was a dropping, wasn't it? It was, ha ha ha. Well, it was three grand total revenue to 26. Yep, 20,600. All of which was basically production costs for the T-shirt, but it's still meant that a lot more people bought the T-shirts.

Look, we know the results from last week. The T-shirts did outsell the hats, the chicken hats. Now, at that stage, even- A lot of people have been asking whether I will release more hats. It's showing me. The answer's not. The answer's no. I felt as the commissioner of the chicken wars in 2018 and the and now, as I'm asking whether I will release more hats. It's showing me. The answer's not. The answer's no.

I felt as the commissioner of the chicken wars in 2018 and the adjudicator of this battle. I mean, I set the merch challenge in the first place, so I know I'm responsible. I set the rules and the rules were, if you lose, you have to say to the other person, you've got this superior chicken shop, and in this case, I have to say,

a whole lot of chickens, more superior, to a whole lot more chickens. No, no, that's no, I just have to say that. I can just say and I won't say it but I could say hey you have a superior gardening shop but replacing gardening shop. Chicken shop. You don't even want it on the record team. It's just in case Jack. I think there's enough words in there that you could, a smart person could edit it. Well, we're safe thing. Here's the thing though, Mando, you had 20 hats, price $150. We all laughed at the retail price, but you know, you, it was up to you to choose what you made. You hit the retail price though. Well, that was when you told me that the cost

was, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have kept it that high, but that's when you told me that the landed cost was in the $135 region mark. And so you got a bit of a bum steer because October for the weekend, the hats went on sale. October fest happened and for some unknown reasons, because I hear me thinking that October fest was a leather pants and beer festival. Somehow chickens became a big feature of Octopus this year. And more than one, yeah, more than one browhouse was giving away almost exactly the same hat that you would want to sell. No, no, no, no, no protection.

However, you did sell your 20. Yes. What it left me was just a slightly odd taste in my mouth that Jack had an unlimited number to sell and sold up into the... I don't open the shop back up again. Sold up into the 800s. You had a very limited run of 20 to sell, which we laughed at. We didn't think 20 would sell, but they sold their pants off.

They sold out within a day. And possible to know, really, what you could have got. Is that really sell on the first day? Yeah, all gone within 24 hours. So, I mean, was it a fair fight? Can we see, can we track how many T-shirts jacket sold till when I sold out? We could, but also people knew it was open to Monday, so they might have been washing cars and running raffles

and stuff to raise the money to get their T-shirt. The intention might have been there on a Thursday of the summer, having a Sunday, very hard to say. That's true. So rather than another round of merchandise, I propose one more battle in the chicken wands. But surely I'm still one nil up and then whatever this battle is. No, this would be golden chicken.

This would be winner-texal in this battle. Because you had an inferior advertisement. Yeah. You did. The radio ad. Yeah, yours was a... So one all? Yeah, yours was a rotten...

Yours was a stinker. Were you looking for a pun or something? Oh, I was a dick. It was a chicken turn. Yours was a dead joke. But today, this is episode 34 this year of the podcast. We're going to episode 40. It was episode 40 of the Be Our Final Show.

I propose a genuine chance for people to come. We hold an event. Small event doesn't have to be many people, maybe 20 or 30. Genuine chance for people to come and experience. First hand, what a whole lot of chickens, a whole lot more chickens has to offer. You each have a stall, a food stall. Let's have a good old fashioned chicken off. Chicken off.

You actually run the business. You run the business head to head. You cook some chickens. Yes. People come, people taste them. They're allowed to vote for one shop and one shop only. Let's see everything from customer service to spices, to marinate, to outfits, to... How much can we outsource?

That's my question. None. No. No. Because I don't agree to those terms. All right. Some. Some.

Oh, that. That. If you've just tuned into the podcast, you're hearing a live negotiation. Some. So we don't have to cook the chickens ourselves. You have to be the creative directors of your shop. Yeah, well, you would think 90% of a place like that would be

about the marketing and the shopfront, getting someone to cook your chicken. I imagine it's the same thing everywhere. Do we have to... We have to... Doesn't both do we have our own expenses? Yeah. Well, that's business isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

That's business. This is the shop's don't you see? I think that's fair. I mean, sorry, Jack, there's no, you can't go to the government. Hello, I want to open a chicken store and they go, well, it's well known. You should never ever dip into your own pocket for your small business. Jack, how much of your own money do you reckon you'll put into your store?

Oh, we'll be happy to take the profits of the T-shirt and put it into my kitchen. No, that's locked away. I'm able to offer like as a central bank, we'll use the T-shirt and the hat money, maybe offer a float, but you maybe have to charge for your chicken, do you have to have meal deals and snapbacks? Like you have to run your restaurant.

Well, it's such an effort. How, like how? You know, he outsourced the design and outsourced the whole. Like, he did nothing for the shirts. You took him to actually do something for the store? Probably between all of your merchandise, you've probably made about $4,000. $2,000 each to start the store and run it. Yep.

Because I suspect Jack's, the record Jack's gonna run a corporate retreat to the Gold Coast and take himself there and spend all the money on that and go off and no one any chicken. So, and I want receipts, Jack. And I want you just funneling this into your house. What I worry about really is I felt like I just competed

in a competition that I knew the outcome was, if you win, you win. If I compete in this, do all my homework, paint my banner, paint my sign, run the chicken shop and win. I'm gonna get my printed. Do I win? Smart and that's the whole thing.

I'll have more chickens away. Well, not really. Actually, people like an artisan hand painted. Yeah, the market. Yeah, well, it's an hand painted store. No. Can you imagine that? Not for a clock call.

Don't forget a chicken franchise, is that it? Oh, for a side paint. I imagine. Yeah, and Nando doesn't hand paint much. They're all pretty uniform. That's big franchise stuff. Like, people coming for this for one day. This is more like a farmer's market, really.

No, well, this is, yeah, this is. This is more like a farmer's market, really. No, well this is... Nice, very nice. This is... I've got heaps to store. Yeah, this is a prototype of how your chicken store would do in the wild. Because do you think that's the real test? Because I mean, Andy's hats were kept at 20. We'll never know. This way we will know.

People will come taste the chicken, experience the customer service, be attracted to the meal deals, all the other tricks of the trade you've got in the chicken experience, the customer service, be attracted to the meal deals, all the other tricks of the trade you've got in the chicken game and now on the table, it's not just hats and t-shirts anymore. Last show of the year. Check. Chicken fast.

You just want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't see way out of it. We could just say no. Shop V Shop. Will you put your chicken where your mouth is? I don't want to. Put your chicken where your mouth is. That's my feelings on it, but if you must put your head for the show. Not open, Do you see this in a boxing match? Floyd Mayweather, would you like to get paid? I would. Conor McGregor, are you wearing a gale? I don't really want to.

I mean, I just did it in the money. I do not want to be a f***ing. Well, should we, are we gonna have to come back to this? I mean, how do you feel? How do you feel? Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my God, I'll be honest. I feel like you're road blocking a little bit, Jack. I'm just from the thunder's painting put a lot of things into something. I would love that.

And then I would love that. I would get there and it's just you and a cold bag. With one chicken in it. Slingshotting chicken. I just naked and rambling. Going, I used to, when it was all T-shirts, I used to win. But I mean, very good. That's the whole of my chicken chickens way. It is. I guess

I'll see you at chicken fest. We have a reluctant battle. Hey, it's been a bit of time since I've done one of these. This sounds like this sounds like this If this sounds like that I'm your man Andy Lee, Song Sluth Yeah, this one came in from a sleuth that called Emily Beckett who hit me up on Twitter Ham and said, have you heard the latest track from Morgan Evans?

Yep, it's been running around. You actually did a national tour. That's what really gets your song pumping on the other. Where you're doing a song from Eddie's desk or someone else's hallway. I had a couple of acoustics. Anywhere that's not actually a stage in the atrium. Yep, who's this hiding room? Someone's hiding under here.

Yeah, blue bus stop. He's got a song out called Daydrunk. He hadn't heard it. This is the start of it. We bought that. day drunk, he hadn't heard it, this is the start of it. And Emily bought my attention. Sorry, this is a funny lyric, isn't it? So how do you know how much she bought for years? So he knows she bought a case of champagne and he's, I'm monitored at all night and I only

saw five bottles drunk. So if I come over, there should be one bottle left I know I think we drunk or six need in I count of the cops We might have someone might have had a milky. I went out there. I looked as only five I promised you only five of the six bottles you bought. Oh here it is Great, so I can drink it and your own champagne, mate Emily worried that it was perhaps similar to my house

by Flo Rottlet. This is how this song starts, right? Here we knock on the door, and the night begins. They talk both the themes are similar, right? Yeah, but I mean, that's a common beabed. Any drummer would know. As a simple, boom, boom, biff, boom, biff, bum. I don't know the term for it, because I only feel music. That's not the part that I'm worried about.

You're not worried about the beat? I'm not worried about it. I didn't hear piano in the first time either. I'm not worried about the start either. I'm not worried about as the hook. Okay. This is the chorus. I knew you this way.

Sorry. I mean, I've been on the jury many times before and I've seen you in the courtroom. You don't, you like to just bet everyone in. Yes. Kind of like, you kind of like to make the jury think, well there's no case to answer for. You're winding up to drop the hammer.

This is the chorus of Morgan Evans' Daydruck. Let's get a little day drunk, party with that shades on. Play up on two old songs, say the long, get the words wrong. That's exhibit A. Right. I'm still, I'm running a sub theme here where I'm like, say hang on, he's called at the school going, I know you have one bottle of champagne. I'm coming over and I want to get drunk.

Yes, date drunk. Yeah, date drunk. Yeah. Which is fun. But like, she's just, I mean, very pushy from him. He's not bringing anything to the party. He's going, I know you've got drinks. I'm coming to yours. Yeah. Well, anyway, that's the issue to that. We can go. He's very good looking. Can he pull this sort of stuff off? Because I think I'm the very

good looking guys could pull out. I don't bring him a guitar and all sing for you. Did I? Did I actually say that? Okay, so you got yet without that. Now listen to Flow Rider. Welcome to my house, baby, think on roll now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jack's worried. So now who's the first guy again? The good looking. Cheapskate Morgan. Does he do? Oh, does he do that? They don't do, oh, but that would be a huge copy. That's too much, but you know that would be too obvious. We know we then send this into the lab and we splice both together. Now, okay, if it's getting to that stage, I've never seen them splice together to prove

innocence. This, I haven't changed pitch, timing, time, anything. This is the two together. For songfights, you must convict. Yep. Well, the mud of the night, the night that shades on, we can't even slow down, say along, get the words wrong again.

What's him? I mean, Jack, you've got a more classically trained musically than me, but I'm, I'm I'm I'm detecting that's half a quaver out. No, I think it I think it's I'm not going to but float flow. If you're listening, he probably does. Yep. Because remember we had a great time with him when he came on the show. Yeah. Refused to go and perform until we got him right. If he catches if he catches winds of a lot of chickens Hold up more chickens he will come on the show because he did refuse this is true

He refused he did sing until we got him a road we did a rooftop here at the radio station Which is the star version of the red room. We got no roof. Yeah. There's no roof on that. Yeah, they've got a roofed They've got a roofed Under the walls and we don't wall so we better kind of a room or they were better I mean it was a big big showdown back in the day, but yeah, Flow Rider can do a big rooftop, and yeah, he said, I'm not going to lay the whole chicken. It's like a crocodile. It's like a crocodile that you might see in the Northern Territory.

He should have dangled it off a stick. He could have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled it off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled it off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled it off a stick.

We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick. We should have dangled the chicken off a stick you're listening. I think you've got a case. You could sue Morgan. Yeah. And you should probably get paid in chickens. Modern. What's up? Guys, quick question. If we to form between the three of us, like armed forces,

you know, like a defense force. Are we in militia or do we get uniforms? No, a uniform government sanctioned. Government sanctioned. Interesting. And we needed one of us to head up the army, one of us to head up the Navy, and one of us to head up the Air Force.

Right, we're not just government sanctioned with that chiefs of department. Yeah, we're in charge of the whole, yeah, okay. If we're looking at each other in the eyes, we're like, who's the best person for each department? What are we gonna go with? Look I and there's so many different areas you weigh this up with great question by the way My big worry is putting Jack in charge of anything because

Any one of those what responsibility any one of those branches is a catastrophe. I think we, because I mean we, we put Jack in charge of the Air Force. Yes. Suddenly, you know, he just, there's just only things the Air Force does. He wouldn't even be aware of. He'd be like, okay,

we'll do the resting planes, Willie Nilly. He'd be there. There are charges of the Space Force as well until the Space Force is its own division. Like the US is trying to do. Yep. All right. Okay. Well, maybe you can be in charge of the Air Force. He does it space force is its own division like the US is trying to do yep All right, okay, well, maybe you can be judge of your He doesn't know a little bit about it. So what are you thinking for yourself there? And well, I'll probably take army was worried for Navy because you can't swim 50 meters without holding on to the road

I'm not a boatman. No, but if I charge it He doesn't have to go out and swim and you do wars from the I'm a can't leave from the front kind of guy Yeah, I lead from the office Yeah, we know that so a lot of if we'd be lucky to get you in I think I think I'm the natural choice for the army stuff Yeah Okay, and that leaves Raff or Navy between Jack and I raff or ran pick it I mean that's thing so much respect for the Navy and what they do but um not about not about the guy Yeah, I know I'll be occasionally welcomed on,

probably with great fanfare on the head of the army. Yeah. Do inspect the quarters that my men and women will be traveling in, but I shall be driving about. I'll be doing inspections and I'm sure that Navy personal would love to see me, head of the army. Yeah. And I'll give them a thumbs up. Thanks for everything you do, because our forces

left to work together. Yep. But I'm heading back to the land stuff. I think I'd like Navy. OK. We don't have any aircraft carriers in Australia. They do. Not many countries do.

Just pretty much just America and China. I loved the idea of Jack having to rely on me for land. Yeah. That's good. But we don't have one. But that's what I was viving, but I also had some Marines. I'd rather you be in charge of the submarines than any of us, because I'm not saying this doesn't apply to the other branches of the defense force, but there's so much

keeping track of stuff. You know what I actually want, Navy as well, now, I think about it, because submarines, you can't really see what they're doing. So I can go like, oh, we're doing heaps of stuff down there. Oh, we're, This is why I don't want you in charge of the Navy, because we're looking at these postings and how can you bluff to the government?

It's up to control, you can't see it, but they're, You know what? They're doing stuff. We built 50 for the price of five, and they're out there. Okay, Jack, you could have Navy there. Hey, are we trying to get away with doing no work? Are we trying to keep the country safe? I just want everyone to be comfortable because guess what?

What? The defence force reached out to me and said, Yes, we get to run a division for a day. We have got the official tracksuits for all three services. Army, Navy and Air Force and instead of jumping at this box and ripping them apart, I thought maybe a good discussion as to which tracksets we should wear. We have official tracksets.

Well, aren't you happy anymore? I think I would have preferred a blue trackset. I'm gonna get a green one. I wish you now have the... I'm proud to wear my green one. But I would be surprised. Navy, it look. Australian Royal Navy.

That's pretty rare. This is awesome. I wish you, careful Jacob, he's parachute. No, we had a good time with you. But we would be so honored. God, I look like I'm going to be the army. Yeah, I'll take the army one. That looks great. For the Australia, and then that gives me...

You know what, he's nice for the first time this year as well to not rip open the box and all go out at like scavengers Yeah, and just hand them out and here you see Australian Royal Air Force. I mean, we are allowed to wear these. These melancholy uniforms. Well, they're sent to us. Can we get arrested or something? Because I feel like I could wear this. Sick. I will definitely wear this.

Yeah, we know, it's free. I feel like I could wear this and Sick. Oh, definitely wear this. Yeah, we know it's free. I feel like I could wear this and walk on to a barracks. But gentlemen, I salute the two of you and we have new tracks. Don't salute me in case there's enemy forces around. I don't know how to high ranking. Hey, we love our very, in more involved and very important podcasters. They go to www.hammishnelly.com, that's where you can correspond with the show, get more involved, and they fill out a questionnaire, and they often list a special skill that catches our interest. They're easily the most, easily the f-havoc rating of the week.

Dylan did this. And I've got a subscription to Mad Magazine. That's exactly the same idea. How much I'm loving this special skill. Dylan joins us now. Oh, hi Dylan. Oh, hi boys, how are you? How are you, Dylan?

I'm very good. Welcome to the podcast. You said in your special skill, I can pick the actor from most movies by voice alone. Just at least one sentence right correct i mean what i think actors

i mean like don't don't give me the guy that uh... damn john wich he's coffee i don't know what i think i'm gonna get it i'll feature extras of course yeah bruce mime yeah i'll be honest he kept spilling that coffee

he can he says i can pick an actor just by hearing the voice. Then he says so. So the actor one of the actors that would be featured on the poster. Yeah. Yeah. I'll put you preferably a lead actor. Okay. A notable sentence. Not just why. Oh, hey, how are you? Then he says if persuaded could also probably guess the movie. So how would we persuade you how we persuade you Dylan? Could we ask you now, Paul, I'm going to be a bit of sweetening the deal. Why don't we chuck in one of Jack's cheap surplus t-shirts? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it any left over. Well, plenty mate. Okay, great. We're to. Then you write, if persuaded even more.

Oh geez, I can maybe even give you the year of release of the movie. Sounds like all these persuadings just by us buying time while you Google things. So Dylan, webchairs are not to persuade you further. We're going to go to level two of persuasion and and we're going for the actor and movie and movie. That's probably for the best because I rent this while my girlfriend when I got the call the other day. And she's like, oh yeah, I've heard you do that a fair few times. And I said, look, I said I could also do the year. And she just said, why did you say that?

I was on the internet and I was feeling good. I was on a roll. Well, ideally, I don't over you, heard the last episode, but we had a man on, I'm sorry, episode before last, doing the Simpsons quits. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's, how likely are we to have a repeat?

Should you be hoping? I'm hoping not likely at all. I went back and listened up to, you produced a told me about him And I'm not gonna lie I got me a little rattled I mean this is like stepping up to the penalty area not just missing the goal But forgetting what a soccer ball is and stabbing it with a pen. Yeah, and Running off the other end of digging a hole in the pitch and living in the hole

I was just a bad before it's a tank, a penalty to show it to go. But I think you'll do that, Dylan. I hope not. No. Good luck. I've got six for you here. If you get four out of six, you get... That's a coin. You get a coin. Okay. How many times do I get to hear the clip if I'm not sure? If you persuade us, you can have it twice. If you persuade us further, you can have it for us. Let's go to the first one. Start off with some soft balls. Go for it, Jack. H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Yes, I've been sure of this is easy. Why he's why? Well, that has the way

We go here and I'm not persuaded this if you don't Dylan your next one Morall's for spring. Ground breaking. One more time. Laurel's for spring. Ground breaking. Laurel's for spring. I know the lawn. I'm having a mental blank of the actress.

The one thing you did not want to happen is getting to the one thing. I think it's from the Devil's Way Prada. I don't know if it's in Halfaway that says it or if it's or if it's metal streaked. I can't remember. You've got the movie. Have a guess. Have a guess. You haven't listened one more time. Laurel, for spring, groundbreaking. Next, I'm gonna go Meryl Street. He's got it, he's got it. Very good.

Because that's just a line, the editor. Does it get a revoke or whatever it was? Yes, that's she's gonna say that, you know. Okay, next one. She's doing well, Deal. I'm here to learn from you. Maybe you can decide for yourself whether or not I'm qualified enough to do that. Is it Clarice Darling from the songs of the Lamb, Jodie Foster?

It is! Oh, it's great. This is huge. Marching towards a clean sweep. I can Andy made take the hat off He's had the chicken and he may take a chicken hat. He might give you a chicken. The extra level. Good luck. I guess you're handsome and I've Texas Higuatt trash dumb kind of way. Can I please help one more time? I guess you're handsome and I'm Texas Higuatt trash dumb kind of way. Oh God. I just rushed the finish line.

I guess you're handsome and I'm Texas Higuatt trash dumb kind of way. Oh God. Puswade is again and we give it to you again. Yeah, okay. Puswade it. I guess you're handsome and it takes us a quite close, dumb kind of way. Dallas Buys Club is the movie. I think it is Jared Lido's character in drag. He's got it! He's got it!

He's got Dylan! The boy with magic ears. Dylan, it gives me great honour as the boy that can feel music to award you the boy that can hear voices. One hay mission and he coins sun. Well, incredible, Dylan. This is massive. You are rich my friend rich beyond your wall the streams do you want to go for the the last one was the hardest you want it at the risk of finishing on a disappointment I guess I guess

though he's gonna go okay okay okay go for it. Everything you know, everything you love, it will all be gone. Just like that. It's my voicemail. I don't think I do know. He's tripped over in a victory lap. Don't worry, we dealt the gatorade back on his hidden noxie now. Cheers buddy. What was it Andy?

It was Avengers. Yeah. He can't just fuse like that. Don't tell me. And a couple of ebbs back. We put the call out for our upset Andy. We didn't get to it last episode. But I'm legally obliged to do it today.

Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. I mean, can I give you one off the bat? You certainly can. Of my own? Yeah. Recently I had a light man against me in the chicken contest.

I had a light in a decking. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like in a plate, like a silver plate. Like a metal plate. They'd used, the builders had used three of the same screws. And then like Phillips head. And then one square headed screw. Doesn't seem as fun to me.

Why do you see the same screws across the wall? Oh, keeps the light in screws, a screw. Anyway, that annoyed me. Well, as you're getting the idea, anything ununiform, anything that breaks the rhythm, had to once and in from the change rooms of the gym, I think it's in the men's toilet, of Melbourne University gym. Yes, I think it's in the men's toilet.

Have Melbourne University gym. You and I never saw the... We're not for me. I don't know if this was there when we were there 15 years ago, but it's there now. You're standard gym room hooks, you coat hooks. Procedure is probably old from back in the day when people would wear a coat to university. On the walls, you got a hook. It's all a red wall, red tiled wall, hook, white tiled, hook, white tiled, hook, white tiled, moment, you're pleased.

You like this rhythm, hook, white tiled, hook, white, white, hook, no. No. He found it. In less, there is a white, after the seven-year mention. It was not a repeating sequence, it was like, I didn't repeat just completely random

and designed to annoy you. Well, I mean, people have written him, I've ignored them. We found them, we found them, our producers have lined them up to call them back. Cody, Ahoy, how's it going? Ahoy, loud, happy birthday, Andy. No need, good boy, Cody. Cody, let's up, let's do Cody, let's upset Andy.

So when I pawned myself a glass of milk, I pawned the milk in and instead of twisting the lid back on, I just pushed the pie. That's a good time. That's a great time. You've got the strength case, Alex, strong guy. You're strong? Yeah, I've got things to do. I've got cereal to eat, I've got Oreos to eat. Let me run you through a nightmare scenario, Katie. All right, you put the lid gently on the top of the milk, and all five of your fingers are now around the edge of the lid.

Twist, take them off, move them back. Twist, take them off. Oh, what time is it? Twist, take them off, move back. So much coming in. So much, so I'll give you a better scenario. Lids on. Sound on.

Cody, you may be compromising the structural integrity of the lead to the cares and that will come back on in two days. Never been a problem before. And sharp your problem in the future. All right, move it on. Good boy. Sure, I think we got. Sean, a homemade.

How are you going? A homemade boy, Tim? Very, very good. Sean, if you got going. A hoi boy, tell me. Very, very good, Sean. Have a good day. No, got something to upset me. All right. Well, some days after a long day at work, I decided to keep back with a tape or any type of, you know, soft drink without a hole wall. Maybe after a challenge down a cookie or a take, I'll have a good good glass of milk but then I'm kind of a bit thirsty for some water so I'll hit the tap and when I realize in the glass is the tap's running nice. I still have around 20 mil left of the previous liquid.

Now tipping it out would be a waste and lifting one to drink the rest would also be a waste of time. Start from loose, I just fill it with water and enjoy a murky coke or a murky, milky water. Yeah, Murray. That's very smart. I can use... I think of the time you're saving not going to the cupboard and the time you're saving not cleaning.

I can. I could handle it with the Coke barely, but with the milk. I get so confused in my kitchen, you've got juice, milk, Coke, you know, all these different, I sometimes just pour all the liquids in your bucket. And I use it as a big multi-purpose liquid for anything. milk, coke, you know, all these different ice-summers just pour all the liquids in your bucket

and our user was a big multi-purpose liquid for any of you. Patrick. Yeah, that's good, Pat. That's good. Why would you waste a can when you'd superfuly would cup? For sure, to Patrick. Patrick, a hoi. A hoi, Jans. And happy birthday, Andy. Yeah, it is.

Play on. I'll go for Pat. I had a problem with my car a few months ago. It didn't happen that often at first and then slowly got worse. My indicator, when I'd flick it on, sometimes it wouldn't blink. This went on for about four months in that time between when it started happening and when I fixed it. When I went around corners, I would manually flick the indicator off and on. Excellent work around Patrick. Excellent work around, not too hard.

And say it's a trip to Autobahn or wherever you're going to get your person, wherever you're going to get your indicator fix. I hate that as well. I would not be doing that Patrick. As soon as you said it was a car situation Patrick and he was already loading his pistol to shoot a hole in the wall out of anger because he anything to do with the car.

And as soon as I think as soon as Patrick said, it went on for a few months. That's when you just, you're not here. Good believe it. If one thing happens once, if I had known the Blinkhead within a day, have that didn't have the blink here, we'd be within a day. Yeah. Have that have to be fixed. You'd be we'd be doing the show live from the garage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From Luke Newveel. I was the one. So Jesse. Hi, boys. Hi, hi, Jess. What have you got?

Happy birthday, Andy. Good. Thank you. And what have we got, Jess Jess to upset Andy? My dad just loves microwaving. Right. Now, you have a steak and dinner, steak, salad, chips, and what? No one has time to get the steak off. Just whack it all in the microwave together. You know what it's all about? You can just sell it in the microwave, make it a sort of sell-fell-fell. No, you can't.

And I can. He's microwaved. Steve the salad with chicken. Salad wrap. Bread. Salad wrap. Salad wrap is not even a hot food. None of these are hot foods.

Jesse, my worry is that salad wrap is not a hot food. Hot salad wrap. Jesse, the sushi wack that in there. Hey, I've seen a bike ride in Patelpop. Jesse, my worry on top of that would be, he wouldn't be putting Gladrop over it, would he? Never. No, he's just one spot.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. He's hanging up on Jesse. No, don't, Jesse. Your dad's fast enough so I hope you're inherent to the gene, you'll have a wonderful life. Michael, wrap this up for us. Mike. Oh, he Jen. Oh, he might. Whenever I'm using a four pen and I'm finished using it, I just leave the blanking down so I'm ready to go for next time. Yeah, you wouldn't retract it.

No, you retract it. I saved you with all pens. No, no, just so you don't leave a mark on perhaps your pocket. All right, then when you come back, you're gonna go all the way back up to the top of the pen present, all the way back there and get all. And then by the time you've done that, whatever you're signing, deals over. You've missed the window.

If you're signing contracts, you've missed the job. POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! And, do you remember those moments where you see something and you go, oh that's kind of

interesting. Yes. But I'm not going to dive deep on this because I've got other stuff to do. You know how busy I am. I barely can update my iOS. You never update your iOS. Who's got the time? I don't have the time.

It's easy. It's just have the time. It's easy. I just don't have the time. But I came across something actually earlier today that I saw and I was like, that's interesting. I can't be bothered deep diving. Tell you what though, we'll mention it on the podcast. And maybe someone else can deep dive for me. And come back on the deck.

And come back maybe next week or something. And we can know about it. Okay. You know, I'm in like a little bit of a research project for someone, because I can't be bothered doing a deep it. Okay. You know, I'm like a little bit of a research project for someone, because I can't be bothered doing a deep dive. Yeah. My wife was buying something online,

there's like an online store you can shop on what's it called? The something ported, Netaporter? And Netaporter? Netaporter, yeah, Netaporter. And there's a Mr. Porter as well, right? So she's on the laptop this morning over breakfast. She leaves it open, right?

And I don't shop. I don't like shopping, but if I see something, I like I tend to buy 10. So I have this idea in my hand, I was like, maybe if I go over to the boys section, which is called Mr. Porter. And there's a blank t-shirt, maybe I buy 10 t-shirts.

Yep, just a lot of my t-shirts have shrunk lately. Heading to summer might be nice, have 10 t-shirts. Anyway, didn't get round to it, but I opened up the menu where it's got all the different brands. Yep. And so it's like, whatever, let's say they've got a hundred. And you meant to, from what I could tell you, you meant to select by brand, looking at the brands, then something caught my eye and I got distracted and I never bought my t-shirts. Do you know? So there's all the normal ones you'd expect like our money, whatever, do stuff like, you know, needy. There's a Greg Lauren. So there's Ralph Lauren.

But it's not a subcategory of Ralph. It's not like our money and our money exchange. Just like Ralph Lauren or Greg Lauren by Ralph. I wonder when did Gregoran come along? If anyone's familiar with Gregoran, is it Ralph's brother or relation? Like a whole lot more chicken's Gregoran's first. I would like to know the origin story of Gregoran. Zoe came back, I, you know, we went back to having breakfast,

didn't think about it till just right now. So if Gregor's this thing, it'd be great to hear from the horses now But if someone out there will know about anyone else knows about What's true with Greg Loren is he more prestigious? Yeah, is he the poor man's Ralph? Yes, is it like workwear or is it like outdoor? He's more exclusive that was a we've never heard of it. It could be huge Yeah, he could be massive like

Like Kanye wears it. There's some kind of brands of cars which I've got I've never heard of that but they turn it to be the most expensive car. Yes, we only made four and we saw them all the Chinese billionaires. Yeah, yeah. So maybe that's Greg Loren. It could be Greg. Please, please hit us up. Yeah, it's just, I'm positive it's not, there's no,

there, it wasn't a subsection. It wasn't like Greg by Ralph. Yep. It's just Greg. And if he's new and he's not a relation, who do you think he is? Do you know what I mean like all these teams Greg will are in oh change it you know about Ralph Barry Klein you like oh people what about Kelvin? Yeah, just change it

Hey before we go, when there's a special skill that spikes our interest from our valued and important podcasts, is that fill out the entire form to be, get themselves more involved in the podcast. What do we got? If there's a special skill that requires flying someone into tested, we normally just float it by the other person. Well, it gets raised to the board. Yep.

And now that we're all wearing devencefuls tracks and we are the, feel like we're the heads of the branches of casual heads, like weak hand heads of the different branches of the defense force. It feels more like we're in official board now. I totally agree. Got an email from, all he says is names how Tom, but maybe he put his first surname first.

Is there a question mark like how Tom? Maximum Tom. H-O-W-E, then space Tom. Maybe his name is Tom Howe. Anyway, he says this, I'm the human color calculator. Interesting. I can identify the color base on hexadecimal code. Yep.

So sorry, I'll just say that again. I can identify the color based on the Hexy Decimal Code, meaning if we said to him, 116424, he'd go dark green. So the Hexy Decimal Code is obviously is that a thing for computing where it's like, you can write a color in a number. Yeah, you see like a lot of Photoshop or those design programs to put a color at all,

they all have a hashtag code like that. They've all got a number. And how he knows them all. So he isn't there like because you know you can like move the mouse around the color wheel. There'll be millions. I would think so. Millions of shades. So he joins us now. Is it Tom Howe or Howe Tom? Howe Tom, Adrian. Howe Tom? Howe is he? How's he feeling? Pretty good. So is your first name Howe? Yeah, that's correct. Just about a bit weird. No, we'll take it. We've got more important things to talk to you about.

So I'm you to this idea of the hexadecimal code. So you, it's like a thing, it's like an internationally recognized standard, is it that it's like like 11865 is like green or whatever. So you know what, him? I thought we'd have to fly this way. I'm just trying to figure out why we have to fly. We don't at all. Isn't that us just saying a number and him saying a code? And it seems like a code. I thought originally, we were going to do the opposite. We hold up the color and he tells us the code.

That would be harder than it is. Because I imagine that one digit left or right is still a pretty similar color. Yes. Is that true, how we? Yeah, you go to the right on the money. OK. Well, I'm imagining that thing.

I don't know if Photoshop any of those programs, but I use Microsoft Word all the time, because I'm not scared of work. Yep. And then when sometimes you're like to pick your own color for a heading, you know, you get that wheel, the color wheel, and you move the mouse around in there and you pick any color you want. So there's like, there's millions of colors in there, right? And they've all got a separate, depending on like one pixel to the left could be a different number. Yeah, you're absolutely right, Ham.

Yeah, that's how it works. All right, so it's probably easier here if we say a number that we make up out of nowhere and he goes, right, that's sort of dark green with a bitter yellow in it. Yeah, that's what you'd be able to do it. I'm fairly confident. Is there a trick to it, or have you just memorized all these colors? There's definitely a trick to it. Did it take you a long time to learn it? Not really, but it did take a while to hone that skill.

All right, more impressed, more impressed. I'm just going to throw one in him. I'll look up now. I'll pull it out. Yeah, we'll flash tag. 3, 3, 9, 9, F, F. You say 3, 3, 9, 9, well, hashtag 3399FF You say 3399FF It's, I know it's heavy on blue with a fair amount of green

I'm gonna say like a kind of a teal, like a light blue He's got it, he's got it, he's got it Okay, what about, see where you get three you can have a coin. Okay, what about... Tell you what, get through, you can have a coin. Beautiful. No, for. Wow, okay. For... And you can't get any wrong.

It's all happening. Okay. I'm not a fan of mine. Suddenly, we're in there. I thought we had a week to prepare. 8-0, 8-0-0. 8-0-0. 0, 8, 0, 0, 0. 8, there are 8, 0. It's going to be like a kind of dark,

itch, yellowy orange. Maybe even a gold. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of an oldy gold. Yeah. Yeah. OK. So this will be the easiest coin ever landed.

No, you need four. Okay. F, F, F, B, 7, 4, D. That's going to be a great reddish with a little bit of orange in it. More orange, I would say that's a fail. Oh, we really, that's listed under the oranges. Show me, turn the screen around so I can have a look at it. Now that's orange, howie. Yep.

Oh well. We came close, you needed a clean sweep for the coin, the coin remains on one, but that was exciting. It was a real roller coaster there, first it was bad. Then we learned a bit more about it. It was good. It was great. Harry, how are we going to give you a token of no value?

We'll give you a token of no value, of course. Of course we will. I'll take that. Next, but you can't have a coin, so you just get something that's worthless. That's fair. That is fair, man. That was good. I'm sorry.

It would have been incredible to see that in the flesh, but we saved it. We've saved an airfare. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll come.