Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 36

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

1. Power Moves2. Bee sting song3. Caught In a Rap4. The boy who can feel music – results5. Andy’s neighbours6. Merry Kris Smith7. Special skills go head to head

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. J-Belle-Core, J-Belle-Core, J Balekor, J Balekor. Yep. Feel like Jack has the advantage to potentially know this one.

That is Dutch. No, it's not Dutch. Jans, Spanish? No. Some sort of like Dungeons and Dragons language. Which we know Jack loves. You're gandin. Oh, I have B to Ugandan with this.

That's what Andy's implying. Yeah. That's where I don't remember learning that. That's where I sighted the advantage. No, they were speaking English to us on the most part, weren't they? But yes, that is the Ugandan. Hello, hello, hello, police officers in the area.

Would say. I'm there Bobby Hatson, following the British protocol. I'm another podcast and we realized we hadn't circled back to this for a little while. It was its power moves. Oh, it's a jack. It doesn't, but no, you won it at that. And by the way, it doesn't count as a power move. Just you not being ready all the time.

It's not a power move. Sloppy-ness is not a power move. Hey, have we told people where we landed on the book? Or is that happened off here? I think it's happened off here, but we're gonna kick it the next year. You kick it the next year. Well, there's so many good ones coming in. We just felt like the...

It felt like... It was only building. It didn't feel like time to cut off. It felt a little... It's a mission for the book. It's if JK Rowling had written two chapters and went, all right, that's Harry Potter done. No, no, no. There's far more. So when you're JK Rowling, there's far more K roll and this Rolling it's it's the it was obviously you don't stop when you're on a heater and we're on a heater and

This could be a 500 chapter book for power moves So next year the book the coffee table book of power moves will be out for Christmas Front front cover if you read it from the front it will be legends You read it for the back will be our souls put you read it from the back there'll be our souls. Put the our soul on the back. Can I kick a sweat? That's what evolution did. Tracy Schultz writes in, she says, I got this regular one from my husband.

Yeah, good. When I need to be fixed around the house, for instance, more recently it was the cupboard door being put back on. I would never go up and say, hey, can you put the cover door back on? What she says, she says, hey, do you know where the drill is? And he always says, why? Really good.

And then she says, oh, I'm just gonna pop the cover door back on. Oh, good. And suddenly the cover door's back on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause if words gets around,

that he's not doing the drill at home. Yeah. Yeah, really good. And that's a legend move. That's a legend move. The word gets around that he's not doing the drill in at home. Really good. And that's a legend move. That's a legend move. Because that is a legendary way to get people to do something, gotta be of an asshole move here from Lucas Stuffy.

And I'm not being rough by saying this is an asshole move. I don't think there's any other way that you can read this. Lucas obviously has fun doing this. Still counts as a power move. Oh, boys, working in fact, we're driving a foreclift. I've got a Ripper. When you drive past a co-worker who is on their foreclift trying to do their job, simply park your foreclift behind them so they can't get out. And proceed to walk off. These will force them to move yours.

So it needs to do, it doesn't achieve anything, it just kind of makes them drive yours. You're making someone do something. You're making someone move your foreclift. But the way he phrases it like, here's a good idea, simply park them in. It's as if that's the goal of the day. Everyone knows that the aim of working in a factory is to get another guy in your foreclift to move your foreclift. It shows power over the person, but what the better power moves is when it appears like you're more powerful to onlookers.

And he doesn't in that situation, he just looks like a bastard. Well, yeah, he might have said, hey boys, did you know that Anthony's basically my valet? Really? Yeah, give it one minute, then come around this aisle, and watch what he's doing for me. Yeah. Graeme Rafferty has a similar one. Yeah. I think it's from the UK.

Yeah. This is a Hoi Jens. You can only use this if you wear reading glasses. It's also a bonus for those with spectacles. He said, if you're in a restaurant, pretend you forgot them and get someone at the table to read out the menu to you as you just sit back and recline. Yeah.

Yeah. Just enjoy your private menu reader. Another UK hellmovender, the level of international podcasters, a race now classic move here. He goes live in England, high turnover of staff, very high turnover staff at the local pub.

Every time a new member of staff comes on, Reese will identify them. Every time they pour me a pint, I hold it up to the light. I look them in the eyes and say, you're obviously new around here. I shake my head and I walk away. Even if there's nothing wrong with the pint,

knowing every time they go back up to the bar, they'll try and put more effort into the next one to please me. Piano from Patty. When walking past others down the street, just before you pass them. Pretend to duck a cobweb. Well duck. Let me ask you guys this. Have you ever had an incident where you're doing something and then you go hang on a second, this is exactly like a song. Oh yeah. Now, one example might be playing poker.

Getting caught in the cold November rain. I had one the other day where I was like hang on a sec, things are lining up here more and more and more. Yes. Do you remember that I can't remember the song, I was like hangin' a sec, things are lining up here more and more and more and more. Yes. Do you remember that, I can't remember the song, I'm gonna get Jack's a search for in a sec, but I'd mode the lawn, like we're gonna have a very big lawn, so we got him a little manual, a lot more lawnmower.

It was on the way again, mode the lawn, I'd bumped into some of Sonny's toys, he's got a little plastic swing in the backyard. Literally as that happened, it was warmer on the weekend, so I had to loose top on at a single. A B landed on my shoulder and I got stung by a B. And I was wearing a hat.

Okay, is that a song? There was that song, there is a song about, it reminded me so much that there's a song about, this would have been effective if you could just quickly play us the song right now I think it's called beast warm or something like that Is there a song in the system called beast warm? Beast warm by the renegades. Yeah, do you remember that song? No, no play it for us Jack. Nothing. All right. Here we go Do you remember this song?

Yeah. Age is an age of the god. Do you know what it is? No. I went alone in the early born life to see you expect is a beast form. Oh, yeah. What a movie.

Oh, yeah. It's a machine on a little swing. Next thing I know, I gotta be a thing. I'm a beast. I'm a beast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

What was I in my head? How about that? I'm wearing a red hat. What's the song? Specific B-song. Why does this still go for three more minutes? I'm trying to be stinking. Be stinking, pranking, song, song, pranking. Be stinking, I wonder if you're still listening to this song

or if Jack has faded it down I didn't play this game, I didn't play this game I got you, that's the show guys It's not the show, it's not the show We should end there We'll just go on to it, it's not the show We should end there We'll be the top

We believe, we believe different We believed a friend. It's a sad bit of time, I'm mostly, I got you guys. I'm one of the most long cons of all time. What? A terrible song. What was that we were about when it started? What song was like, yeah, this sounds like a real song. Yeah, it sounds like it's from an indie film

in the early 2000s. Yeah. And the renegade sounds like a real bad name as well. Thank you. I don't remember a minute of it. It sounds believable. Yeah, could I think? Did I have one of the guys from the same audience?

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Why not something to do with rap Lee? Because I was involved in one minute ago singing a song for you. Lee writes. Now Lee's only 18, but writes. I can name every official member, according to Wikipedia or a similar trusted source, of any hip hop group that thrived in the 90s. Oh, I thought this was gonna be a lyrics thing.

Are there those gonna be using one lyric and? No, no, no, no. He can name every official member from any hip hop group that thrives in the 90s. I have the least, so yeah. So you'd like to stress that it's not R&B though, you'd use RAP. Right, stress received. I the least so yeah I would like to stress that it's not r and b though you these right right stress for so does a TLC rappers or rmb is I

Would accept to either I do know those ones yes, well good luck on question Well if you're ready I've got five different groups here Hey How many does he have to get this good get four out of five four out of five? We usually allow you one slip up Okay, and you can name every member every member. All right. Let's get into it This song we sang for. And he can't get out Boyle loves them from the 90s

Nice trumpet andy Thank you Lee, before we played that cool song we made, you quickly said every official member. There's such a thing as an unofficial member of a group. Well, Fergie, you've heard of Black Eyed Beats. People that join him, they don't always there, yeah? I'll say you wouldn't count Fergie as an official member of the Black Eyed Beats. You sure, Ely, you would.

Not anymore. I wouldn't. Yeah, you would. You were a cosy word. She were a cotton album. Anywho. Just getting those royalty checks. Let's start. All right. Question one. Bit of a doozy. Anywho. Let's get in those royalty checks. Let's start. All right. Question one.

Bit of a doozy. TLC. Not to see this coming. Huge left field. Are you looking for nicknames or official names? Actual names. Give us both. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC.LC. TLC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC. TLC.LC.LC thunder chili color. He's on fire. He's off to the base that. We knew you were here. Okay, okay, okay. That was very, very impressive. Of course, cynical listeners would say you do have a two-minute warning on that one. But let's see. But the air of confidence, we're here. I didn't, I didn't suspect jetting. Naughty by nature. Oh, good. Treetch, Vinrod and DJ KJ. Yeah, you've got it, he's got it. That's exactly who you put on the dollist if you're having them to your party. Okay.

A tribe called Quest. Oh, personal favourite here. QC, Black Dog, Jerobi and Ali Shaheed Muhammad. Yeah. Jerobi was the bonus point left before the first album came out. Well, it doesn't matter though, for a truck or a rest. All right, jeez. Lee, this is impressive.

I thought a truck or a quest was going to be a tough one. Can you do it? I didn't even hurt a truck or a quest. No, what's their main song? Home. Weathered Andy. Lee, give it to us. No, hey, what's his main song?

That was the rap battle we did fit in with it. Really? There you go. Here we go. Jurassic 5. Charlie Tuna, DJ Neumark, Cheb, Achille, Fooke, Mark 7, and unofficially cut, Kim. Yeah, he's got a nice cut.

Kim is a new mark. They went on to have a little bit of a solo career together, not really. I believe so. I came as a new mark. They went on to have a little bit of a solo career together. I mean, he's already got it, but let's just go sweep here. Oh, can we go for an 8-point coin? No. Yeah, okay. He's too good at it. That is unfortunate.

And my last one, Joe J'Hanley. My last one seems too easy now. Make it a hard one. The Wu Tang Clan. Oh, mate, you've backed yourself and cornered you. Result, Jizzah, old dirty bastard, growth base killer, rate one, you got method man, effect deck, and debated if they're official or not,

mask the killer and capitol. What was the best of when you put it on a dirty bastard? I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did. No, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did put it on? I did it. I did it. I did it. Is he there? No, it is there. It's surely there being old dirty bouts. You don't have a proper list. You haven't got class of 97. Lay, you got it. You're impressive. Lay, you're so bad.

Really good. Unbelievable. Do you have another skewer of 90s like sugar hill gang? Uh, sugar hill. Wondermarks, Master G, Big Bank Hank and Corio. How, why? How and why? You're 18 years old. Last chance.

Not a rap group, but a punk band that Jack played in. Last chance. Jack post, left, not. What were you mates, mate? Chido. Forty and Lewis. They're not as weird as they thought. Anyway, congratulations on your hard-eating mate.

You were too good for us to give an 8 coin coin because it just seemed like no mountain, which is a shame. It's like knocking. It's not giving you the same bowl of gold middle because it's too fast. We're not your win anyway. You've got a coin mate, you're going to lose your mind when you hold this in your hand. On the back, as always, if the Hameishtenati analogue coin is a unique coin number, do not disclose your UCN to anyone and you enjoy that.

Hold on to it, watch it, soar. You can do it. Hey, last week we went on I think one of the silliest good stages that you've ever put up. That's ridiculous. You were just tapping your thighs, tapping your thighs in New York, you cut your wife reluctantly to fill it for you. I felt music. I never know when it's going to happen.

I can't predict it. I can't call it early. Thank God Zoe was there with access to a phone. It was my phone, but I couldn't film it myself, obviously my hands were busy channeling a beat. If you're not aware of this, I can feel music. I can't read it, I can't write it, I can't learn it, but I can feel it. Yes. And when it hits me, I don't know where it, where does it come from? We don't know. Well, but I was lucky enough to get into the flow, get into the zone. I started using my hands, thighs and feet to tap out the rhythm as best as I could feel

it being channeled through my body. People have been... I have no recollection, by the way, of making the noise. So have, have I? I was an out of body experience. This is the beat. So what happened to the beat? I've been so filmed it. Yeah, I'm getting in the mess.

I'm getting in the mess. Good beat. So I hadn't heard any music that day. I hadn't done any percussion that day. I hadn't heard a thing out of nowhere. I've been to the Pancake Store. They haven't even any music that day. I hadn't done any percussion that day. I didn't heard a thing out of nowhere. I've been to the Pancake Store. They never have music here. Came home out of nowhere.

It's only this beat hits me. Then you put out the cause, what song was I playing? So I knew it could be a song. I knew it was a song. I knew it was a song. I knew it was a song. I do not know.

And I said Genesis Phil Collins, maybe in that zone, because it felt like I had that kind of feel to it Maybe that kind of era you're just thinking of drummers. No, no Phil Collins is probably one of the other drummers. I don't know. No, no Yeah, it's a very very false and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna get five more time We do not have time. I'm just podcasting. We go as well. Well, we've got John Bonham and that's here

I was just knocking a deviate as far you know. I know you'd love to. You got the guy that looks like Will Ferrell from the wedded red hot chili peppers, you got Chad? You got lots. You got lots. You got lots. You just got it. Anyway, my point is, people,

people, drummers, names, I feel drumming. I feel music. You put out on the show last week. What have you done? People have been hitting us up on our email individually. I don't know what you were feeling. So we were going, Andy, am I right? What, I don't know.

Hame doesn't even know. Got a huge amount. I never look at Instagram direct messages. I did this time. Yeah. God, I mean, just blew up. I don't have time to get to them all. So Hame, a couple of popular ones.

You want to, I'll stay off the one. Dar Darcy who chops up all the noise stuff for us. Yep. Helps us out in here on the show. Darcy comes up to me after last week, think I was made. I don't know. I know what it is. Do you want to know? Or do you want to wait to next week for the excitement of the show? What do he suggest? And I said, look, I want to see what people say because I want the excitement to happen on air Having said that to us. I'm a man that I can't go the whole week knowing that you know because it's been really me crazy too What song was I feeling so he goes? I know what it is. It was Green Day Hey, I had one listen had one listen to it laugh my head off

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It hit me big on the jays. All right. I get that vibe. I actually, I look, yeah, play it. You got a bit of her? Run-boy run-boy. No. This one is not bad for you.

No, no, no, no, no. Why off? Sometimes I wonder if people were even trying. Or are they just saying the first time that they're going to be in. I looked them up online. We get a listen to that. We have a listen bit.

Run for it, run for it. This one is not bad for you. You run for it. Close to the duffy. To try and catch you. That wasn't in? Not in. Not even. How could it be?

Great song though, actually got into it a bit after I heard it. But you have heard of this one. This one came in a bit then. Fine young cannibals. She drives me crazy in her time. How was it? Come on, go. On Australia, that's not it.

And the world. I appreciate we've got a few international suggestions, so yes, they're tempo cousins. Yes. But I didn't say what song am I feeling and what are its tempo cousins? I wanted to do the song. I wanted the song on feeling.

Ash joins us, ham. Yep. Ash, ohoy. Ohoy? Ohoy? You think you've Oi, you're asking you've got it. You're asking you've got it Not me personally my boyfriend came up with it, but I am out in how fast how fast did it? Did he get it? It was rapid We always think the box fast on Saturday and yeah straight away, okay?

All right, Ash your guess was this song by Adrian Dragons. It's time. We're getting warmer. I can tell you that there are similarities. Okay. But that was not the song I was feeling. As I said, I'll know it when I hear it. And whilst I enjoy Imagine Dragons and all the work they've done. In the music industry. In the bits and pieces they've done outside the music industry.

It wasn't the song. I appreciate the guests. Kenny, how are you? Hi boy. You'd like to be best Andy? No need. You've got only, can't particularly in a moment this serious. Kenny, what was your vibe? Look, I've heard what everyone else is, guess? They're way off aren't they? They are way off. I'll show you what. How soon did your guests come to you? I look on picking up poop in the backyard and in my Zen place and it hit me straight away. Straight away.

Sorry, doggo dimension. This is it. This is it. From Poo Movers. This is it. What was your guess? 100%. When dogs cry by a friend.

So, listen. You're soon as I heard it. What is that? Soon as I was. You can't tell me, was it? No. No, as soon as I heard. You played it terribly. Well, that's what I was feeling. And I listened to this, we splashed them together. Kenny?

Great. Hey Kenny, we had a few people. A so many people guessed, subscribe. How are they guessing it, then, if I've played it terribly? And I, I felt that it channels through me. Hit people's ears. People on the similar wavelength. Kenny, do you have much percussion background? No, I look, so it channels through me. He pebbles me, he's been on the similar wavelength. Kenny, do you have much percussion background?

No, I look, I had singing lessons in U12. Look into percussion. Look into percussion, because you have the gift. You have the gift. Nice to have the gift of tempo. The gift of tempo. The doing of drumming to give you the old touch. Kenny, you're one of us. You're one of the stickmen. Let's see

them splice together there. Yep, here we go. I added a little bit but you can improve on Prince. He never came out in seven said I've finished this song. He know, he never himself said, this is as good as it can be. He just said, here it is, I'm releasing it now as is. I think so, I added a little bit. I think you were closer to playing Imagine Dragon. I know to say my people thought it was that and I didn't go at them. That's not what I was feeling.

I felt my version of When Doves Cry. And a lot of other people felt what I was feeling. And it was an honor to all feel it together Got a new Kenny and good on you everyone that guess prints you got it. Not on we all got it Hey, I I Directed mainly do you Smart play these drinks and also play to the guy that is more likely to give you encouraging Or direct it mainly to you. It's smart. Play these strengths.

And also play to the guy that is more likely to give you encouraging responses. Update on the show. We will update the people on where your chicken challenge sits next week, because I stated on last episode a two week, taking a two week thinking time break. That's fair. I just want to be tired with the same brush of the guy that doesn't get involved in stuff. I'm very involved in this. I'm just waiting one more week to finalize a few details. I'm still in up pulling a jack

and I'm road blocking an idea. Can you give us any clues? No, I can't. To build suspense. Good. If you thought you'd weaseled out of work, you'd guess wrong. Oh, okay. Okay. But any promise, no preparation. I think you promised that.

Didn't you? I did. I had mentioned it. There'd be less preparation. Yeah. Well, there's going to be some preparation now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We can do that. Unbeach your holiday.

Hey, you know where I live. You've been around. You stayed. You've trusted me with the info. Yes Jack you've stayed in my room It's actually it's actually could be this might have been relevant to you as well You do talk to Jack a bit. Yeah, yeah, you I'm when I was overseas you house that for me and warmer clothes the I was meant to sleep in your bedroom though. I wasn't

Yes, that's how sitting yeah, but well some people said you should have slept in this bedroom. You can do both. Okay. A player's choice is not offensive, unless you've been asked not to sleep in the bedroom. Yeah. It's not offensive to sleep in the main bedroom, I would say. We did, do you think this is weird or the right thing to do? Probably weird.

The photo of you and back, we put a face down until we left and then put it back up again. That's fine. Because it was like you were watching over us while we slept. Yeah, yeah. I probably would have done the same. The bit where you wore any clothes there, that's where it did get a little odd.

I only wore the jumper so, so. How much? How much? How much? How much? How much? How much? How much nude work did you do around the house? Pretty much none, except in the bathroom. Yeah. So in my bathroom, you know, we house? Pretty much none, in the bathroom.

Yeah. So in my bathroom, we're at a cul-de-sac, and we look straight across, and there's, on the third level, there was second level, sorry, and we look across to what is a second and the third level across the road from us in apartments. I've always thought that there was black, blacked out windows on the apartment across the

road from us. So I've quite a free situation when I walk from my bedroom and have a shower. You think no one has line of sight? No one, and then to my bedroom to get changed, I didn't think there's any line of sight. It only occurred to us, we got the our windows washed recently and you can see a lot better out of them. Yeah, right. And it became quite apparent that maybe they're not blacked out windows. I can get tinted, maybe. They could potentially be tinted with the... So you thought they were, you couldn't see you, you couldn't see out.

Yes, right. So for 10 years, I just wonder whether I've been putting on a show, not a wanted show, the kind of... That's some people like that kind of show that. No, the kind of show that you're probably, you know, an excursion at school. You don't want to go and see it, but you're made to. I hope this is not a school show. I hope no one made you go and do this at school.

I know. Yeah, everyone bring their permission since then. Yeah, so anyway, there's this guy. He has a show, he doesn't know people can see him. No, but it's true. Any see in an apartment block or hotel somebody else naked in another window You're like oh look that guy's naked over there. You will point you a lot Really you're not meant to get it the question. How do we find out right? I would like to I don't know the people across there

I'd prefer not to go and knock on their door and go hey Do you mind if we just come and check whether you can see us. No, because it might give them ideas. The first clue will be if we go knock on their door and we open the door to the apartment and the walls are lined with videotapes. And there's just one chair, like a stool,

a binoculars and a camera and a video camera set up at the window. That will begin to give us an indication, I think, that they're aware of what's going on. If they open the door and they go, oh, sorry. There's a big guy there going at you before they go, oh, we didn't recognise you with clothes on. That's a giveaway. That's a big guy there going, where's Beck?

That will be a giveaway. So there will be a few immediate alarm bells I reckon. But there's also a chance that these people are spying on you, but they cover it up. So my original thought was whether you go into tradesmen, gain access to the bit, oh and goes, I'm just here for NBN, I've got to measure your windows. There's too much like it's in the room and it'll wreck the modem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Same's legit. come on in. Okay, so that might be the way to go about it. But what I think probably honestly is the best policy here. If you think to just go look, no one's at false, even though nudity's been not given freely, but also maybe imposed the point. If they might hate it, they might walk in and it's like, Oh Jesus, he's doing it again.

When Beck and I started talking about this, we went, oh no. What they would have been privy to if they were unlucky enough for past was when I had my abscess, on my bottom abscess, yeah. Beck had to pack it every night. Yeah. She doesn't need this out there.

She's in a spying modeling career and she's a sweetheart and a face of many brands. She doesn't need to be known as the entrepreneur. I would like one thing for sure. They don't have access or they're not interested in making money out of it because we would have seen those photos. 100%. So, what do you think? We go knock. Yep. It'll be an interesting one. Eyelines are always an interesting issue.

It might be a bit of the window that's visible, but the eyeline just allows you to retain your privacy at all times. I was recently in New York, and that's apartment windows, or look, in New York, you're just seeing everyone's apartment all the time out in your window. And, you know, the thing we sit on the toilet to do number two's and I think it was half an hour. And then you look across and I'm

very visible from that window, but then put it on the pretty head. What's that? Probably on the way. Stubbs. Well, you that weird area where then you have to get down and put your head where your bum was to see if you could see that angle. If I can see you can see me and so you do those tests. So we might have a scenario where you're across the road and you're like, okay, you can see a new, I reckon what we do is honesty is the best policy. We find out who these people are,

going to the building, how I have a going, there's a chance that my friend here's been visually assaulting you for 10 years. Could we just double check for everyone's peace of mind? Yes. And kind of a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff you've got. A nud Nude, it is situating, it is. You go over to your bathroom and walk around nude.

We have to. And I'll be, I'll be, you know, doing what I have to do. Peeping Tom. I'll be doing what I have to do for these people over there. I'll let them go and sit in the kitchen. Yes. And I'll check it out for you.

I can radio to you, get walkie talkies. Don't you go, if you can get some shots of the kind of angles they've got. check it out for you. I can radio to you. Get walkie talkies. Don't you go, if you can get some shots of the kind of angles they've got. So it might be like a nipple situation, but not anything south of the belly button. Which would be bad for Beck, fine for me. Yeah. Well, you're a little bit protected with your nipples. Yeah.

So I'll radio and then just go, no, you're all clear or we can see the full show or the whole thing. Okay. Are you free this week to do that? Yes. For other things, things no but for this yes Hey Maya the department store I'm aware of for our international listeners yes big department store big big like I see is like I said well they just went bankrupt but like a you know It depends yes like an Amazon but in a building

They're struggling as well at the moment. They've had that they're trying No, it's the weather not here to put the boot in to brick and mortar retail No, I'm doing the opposite of removing the boot And because removing the boot. We come with them. Because we're going to come up with a marketing plan for them. Just for Maya. Just for Maya. Not all departments. Because of one of their ambassadors, I think they've got an awesome opportunity.

It's glaring. But they've missed it so far. The thing is, and I love you to death. But do you think a catchphrase or a slogan or a jingle can, will this turn the tide on the march of Amazon and online? I think it can, because it's multi-basseted. It's got a jingle, it's got a song, it has got a catchphrase, but it's also got a lead ambassador.

I wish this was taking place in the Mya Boardroom. With them just going, look guys, we are fighting, you know. We're in a battle to the death here with online. We can't have any more one tier ideas. It's got to have a song, a catchphrase, a jingle, and a lead ambassador. Okay, how about this? Right. Don't need to be the CEO.

Yep. And they don't spend any more money here. They've already got Chris. You picture to me. Okay, you've already got Chris Smith on. Yes, we do. The UK rugby player. Yeah, he's good. He's very well-fed.

And does a lot of the fashion. Mate, I'm the CEO, I know. I picked him myself. I love catching up with Smithy at the races. Yes. Coming into the festive season. Yep. To Christmas.

Into Christmas, yes. The big time of year for us traditionally You normally have father Christmas. Why not have father Christmas? Yes Yeah, they've got they've met they could have had father Christmas for a long time And then they could just change all the branding we could have yeah You say then you could change all the branding. We could have, yeah. Then you could change all the branding. So people, so, I love it.

And I would never, and one of my policies is to never interrupt a pitch. I'm gonna break that rule now quickly. We like Chris Smith for his appeal to the 18 to 55 year old set, men and women alike. I know, but what about coming in and sitting on Father Chris Smith's lap? That would get a whole lot of different people going in.

Yes, it would for some older ones. And which is why would we lose the kids? The kids love Christmas more than Father Christmas. But the kids aren't buying. Name a kid that's buying a suit. Name a kid that's buying. Oh my god. Checkmate, that's what I'm seeing.

I'm done with a cab. But the kids are dirty. He's what I'm saying. Yo. I'm done. I'm done. I think he's buying his kids one. So, you know, if people came in and sat on Father Christmas lap, there'd be girls wanting a Santa Claus and Father Christmas. You get both. Thank you. And so, your mums can get the kids to go one way and they can go sit on Father Christmas lap.

And that would be a gore just because because he's so handsome, et cetera. And then guys wanna be Christmas. Have you talked to Christmas? I haven't talked to Chris. There seems like a lot of days for him in the store. But you're paying him, you know how to, you can just, I've only got five, five days.

Well, I know he used to do a lot of spring racing, carnival stuff, and you're not doing it as much of that. You know, just shift the days. Oh, look, I have a look at it. But we get a lot of bang for buck with like a TV out of a catalog. I don't know if he's going to want to go and sit in the shoving center and have women rub on his lap.

I don't know. Anyway. Doesn't sound so bad. Anyway, also, he loves suits and he looks very stylish, right? Yeah. And people want to be like him. Yeah. How about this for the jingle? Well, I would have preferred one with words.

If you're wanting to look a lot like Christmas, head into our store, but before you come in, Perhaps hit the gym then by a suit or four. Very much like that. Now you're beginning to look a lot like Chris Smith. Like Chris Smith. Look, the girls prefer.

I do like him. You'll be the number one pick. But style is just a trick, because you're a bloke from Manchester. It gives you every man a chance to suddenly put on a suit and have the bit where you say to our customers if you're going to come in, hit the gym first. There might be some in the company who feel that that makes it more, that maybe not as inclusive as we'd like this to order, see? Sticklers.

Well, just, you know, just people can't... They say, they say, Well, I just, I'll say, I mean, we can't all be Christmas. So promoting exercise is a bad thing. We just say, you don't want to be a lion. We're always saying, you know, it's not a prerequisite for shopping with it. It's not, but you can have it. If you, perhaps, I can change the lyric to perhaps hit the tip.

This is like, we're still welcoming everyone. So anyway, I'll look at the no-fine of Christian. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm going to bring Chris. Why don't we just go and go and come with the marketing idea? I'm going to be pretending to be his boss at Meyer to just pitch it to him, to just see how he would go about it. Just continue the role play. And just see if he would want the idea of Father Chris Smith. Yeah, I would text him and he said he'll pick up a private number so go for a joke. Here we go. Hello.

Chris, I'm Andy. How are you, man? How are you, mate? Yeah, we're just doing the podcast. Something came up about you, a potential really big opportunity for you in the role of you as your Myerambasada. I thought of a new way that Maya should be using you Chris. And he's pitched it to me. I put in it to be the boss of Maya. I've accepted it in theory, but it is going to involve obviously your sign off. So now, just so our listeners of this podcast can get an inside look into how the world of fashion works and marketing and corporate relationships. I'm going to be your boss at Meyer, right? I'm going to tell you what the new idea is and you just give us your blink reaction vibe of whether or not you're in for the new campaign.

Right, okay. Okay, here. I just, I'll just be any old boss at Meyer. A Chris, it's Barry, how are you mate? Good mate, how are you? Yeah, really good. Hey. Have a cold, maybe four, what's up? Well, I've never needed to. You're doing such a great job. I check in every day, I love what you're doing, no notes. I'm just playing in natural game and I'm absolutely bloody loving it sick. However, hey, one thing's just come up, say this marketing guru

come into the boardroom and pitch this great new concept heading into the festive season. And we've signed off on it at a corporate level. We just need your okay, because it does involve you. So we're going to have Santa as per usual. Father Christmas. Father Christmas in the Maya stores. But we're also gonna have Father Christmas. Oh, I see what you did. Yep, and he's gonna, you are gonna be there as Father Christmas. And you, yep, just taking the time to get used to the name, which is your name, you should be used to it. And you just sit on the chair as well, more for the older

crowd. I'm probably, you know, mums and dads who might want to come and sit on your lap and tell you about their year. And you're sort of like in tandem with Santa that you're hitting the more adult market. What's your vibe? Well, I feel like I've used this probably a year ago and I wish everybody a Merry Christmas. So I think this is probably my patent idea anyway, which means you know all me even more, which means I love the idea. All right, you're listed. I wondered that. I mean, it's right there for the taking,

but it's gonna be every day of December. Every day of December? Well, no, Christmas day. No, we need you to hit all the stores. We can't have Father Christmas at one store and another, you know, no one at another store. The kind of show of favourites is my totally. How many days would you be willing to give up during the December period?

Well, my baby's sure about 17th of December, so I'm free probably 18 to 90. It feels, look, you know, having been there yourself before, you would know that that first week, very little changes, they certainly won't remember you weren't there when they find out that you were at my, a cuddling mum. And the perfect antidote. And the hearing about how they would like, perhaps, and you moisturiser for Christmas. Wondering whether they've been naughty or nice.

All right. So we've got an in principle agreement? Yes, let's do it. I mean, we thought, too, at the board level. This is how it works. Great. It's just how easy it is. It is. It's so easy. Thank you, Svethi.

Thank you, Legend. Good luck with your in-pending present. Thank you both. Cheers, mate. Bye. Cheers. Hi. We do test special skills in the show. We've tested one earlier on, and boy, did he pass with flying colors. Cracker, and occasionally, you know, some can be tested over the phone.

Some skills can be tested over the phone. We do like to have people in if they can accurately guess the weight of meat etc Sometimes a special skill presents itself that's so outstanding That we do want to see it in the flesh But then we realize when we look at the geographical hurdle on the on the application form Sometimes people and not me melvin where we do the podcast so I'm unsure whether we could do this on the phone or not. Yeah, I've got one that's, we both realized today we wanted to bring to the table. We don't know what each other's is, but we know that they're both ones you'd see in the

flesh and they both live not in Melbourne. Yeah. Now, the year's running out, the budget's wearing low. I don't know where all the money went, but it just goes. The joint bank account is looking slim and Andy is expressed a preference to fly only one person if any to Melbourne, because I guess for a little while there we were getting a bit gum and gung-ho, just shipping everyone into some and ducks or coots, or throw grapes. Hmm. Pain. So, what we have here is two people who don't know each other.

I don't know how he handles his ears, he doesn't know who mine are, but they've both got special skills. And are we saying that definitely one of these skills will come to Melbourne? Yep. There's going to be a way. We'll fly one. Someone's coming to Melbourne. Do you want me to go first?

Yeah. Amna. Is her name? Amna, oh, hi to you. Do you want me to go first? Yeah. Amna is a name. Amna, a hoi to you. A hoi boys. Amna, you wrote two things, Daniel Special Skills. Both of them look pretty impressive. The second one was what caught my eye. It could potentially be done over the phone,

but I think when you hear it, him, you'd want to see her when it happens. Are you able to tell everybody Am many of them know what it was? I have no idea what it is. Right, okay, let me pick it up then. She said, I can learn all the lyrics to a brand new song from listening to it twice. I mean, oh yeah. I mean, you say, oh yeah, like that's just something you wrote.

Amna, would you like to withdraw from this contest? No, no, boys, I can can do that i can actually do that you can listen to a song you've never heard twice and like we're talking you can then just recite the whole song or if we say what came after this lyric you'd be able to talk about it so i reckon i mean if i want to put some conditions on it i would say probably not like a wrap heavy song where like it's a lot of like a lot of fast lyricism. Probably not not able to do that in two goes, maybe five

goes. But a ballad maybe. Yeah, oh, I think if you let me listen to a ballad five, I could probably sing the majority of that ballad back to you accurately. Okay, and as we'd like to point out to in this instance, this is a ballad with lyrics We have been called before the ballad doesn't necessarily have to have lyrics We have been accurately stitched on that okay back so now now the amnesty through a little bit of A condition that said the majority of allistics. It says he'll learn all the lyrics.

All right, I'll go for it, all of it. Okay, okay, okay, I'm now. Let's put her on hold. Hey, I'm not on hold. I mean, you've I'm there as well. I'm sure she will go for it, but we're interested in seeing people that know they can do things.

We love trying stuff ourselves with no reason to think we can do it. That's our job. Yeah. People that can do it. To be impressive though. She's a bloody impressive person. I mean, she said it with a rap heavy.

She said to you and they need five lessons. I mean, so she's got some sort of super pathway between areas and her mouth. Yeah. Probably through the brain. Where it stores all the memories. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, headscans aside.

We can do that on the day if we're interested. What a tom. Why do you hear this? Hey, Tomy. Oh, hi. Oh, hi boys. The hoi tom. Tom, yours is so succinct, I'll let you explain it to Andy.

Yeah, so my skill is I can tell anyone's foot or their shoe size just by looking at their shoe. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, it is quite good. Shoot. To the half. To the half. Yeah. Do you go US US Euro? Canadian. US size. Yeah, US US size. Yeah. Great. One question I had was, yeah, if you saw the foot in motion, does it make it harder? One question I had was, if you saw the foot in motion, does it make it harder?

Not really. Say we had you in a room, we opened the door and someone walked past. Would that be enough of a look for you to go, that's a women's eight? Yeah, I can all be, yeah, definitely. It's a men's and women's. Men's a women's, yeah, women's a bit rusty uh... you know

nineteen when was women's like when we're in the zone for women's shoes but work at a work at rebel sports i mean for where all day you know i can just when people ask me at their side i just look at them and go yet i know that that that's what he has it ever have an i'm a US 12, right? I always go US 12. Like, oh, we've got a 10 and a half.

That's not my thoughts. Has it ever happened where someone's gone, okay, cool off like that. Yeah, sometimes. Okay, I always wonder why I get asked that question. Okay, put Tommy in hold. Put Tommy in hold. Hey, what are you farming?

Cause I'm vibing Tom. It seems like a clearer cut Race there. I'd love to try and do am the next week over the phone over the phone my question for you is For a true test do we need to Have a ballad. It's an original So she couldn't have no possible way. Yeah. We write a ballot. We write a ballot. We're back in the studio, baby. Yeah.

So we go to studio. Yeah, love it. We were not writing a ballot. Taken up love too. And I think we need to be fair and to not make the lyrics too weird. Oh, and we're not going to have words in there like, yeah, like on a matter of a period or whatever. Yeah.

So we write a ballot. We present that on the phone to Anna next week. Or do we record it? Somehow get it to us as you can listen off their computer. Are we email it to it? No, no, they're like live, we email it to it. Right. Because I don't, it's hard to listen through the phone. So live on the show, we email it to it. Yeah. Two minutes later, we're calling back. No, we sit there and listen to it, listen to it. Yeah, that's what we won't make our listen. We'll cut that bit out.

Then we go, right, you've had two listens. Yep. What's after this? Yeah, it's perfect test. We've got them both. All right, Tom, and... Hey, Tommy, catch it, catch it soon. Tom, we're going to fly you to Melbourne.

We want to test this skill. Yeah. And because yours happened to be... Translatorable for the phone. Actually, better for the phone. You've missed out on a flight to Melbourne But you have won the chance to win our image in Andy Cohen next week Oh boy, this is great. I'm gonna be rich Yeah, I'm right. You haven't got the coin yet. Nobody hard to get but that will be on the next show on you guys

Thanks for feeling out the fourth anyone else wants to homie shnady calm. We'll catch you all next week Thanks for listening the Hamish we'll catch you all next week.