Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 38

Episode Date: November 14, 2018

1. Housekeeping2. Power Moves3. Tom the Shoe Guy4. Andy’s app addiction5. Made up trophies6. Ghillie suit update

A LISTENUP PRODUCTION Activate your internet Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering 1 One! On the swastie has to. On the swastie has to. On the swastie has to. I wonder if we'll do this next year. You know, it's home stretch.

Three apps to go for the e-mail. No, the fact that the Balinese now feel that they're the ones that tip you over the edge. Is that... is there a different... I thought Slumber Duck at the Duttung was Indonesian. That Indonesian, but Balinese is a different... Yeah, I think it was there a different, I thought Slumber Duck at the Dutton was Indonesian. That's Indonesian, but Balinese is different. Yeah, I think it was called the Deckick. No, okay, different dialect. Yeah, 100%.

I, of course, like all Australian tourists, only speak Balinese when visiting the paradise that is Bali. Not meant to be offensive to Balinese, but I sense your interest waning, we've certainly discussed about it being a handbrake, yellow, yellow, oh. I just, just thinking out loud. but I sense your interest waning, we've certainly discussed about it being a edge of their seats over summer. What will the intro be? What will the greeting be?

Come March. We're doing, we launched, first step March. I think March Eve. We're talking about March Eve, which is first day of the 28th. February 28th, yeah, non-leap year. Not a leap year, so just the regular order of February days for us next year,

the factory not throwing in a bonus for being good customers. I mean, that's a long way out, but something to look forward to if you march even next year. We need to tie up 2018 before we even think about 2019. This is crazy, because even though today is the third, the penultimate penultimate, the third last episode of the year, of course, next week is a special episode, because it was promised. I'm going to need to get to that bit of a few other things. And then episode 40 is your chicken, the ultimate chicken battle to end the war. That's right. Who will be victorious? Hold on, the chickens, hold up more chickens, take your sides. That can be only one winner. If you choose poorly, you will regret it forever.

A bit of business of things that we promised to tie up haven't tied up. Remember Riley from May 10th. I've bought this up since, but this is what he had to say. Really quickly, had you win $5,000 by cheating? No, no, no. We'll come back. We'll come back. quickly had you win $5,000 by cheating. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a TV game show, Millie and Don in it. He was a young boy that reported Jack for bullying. Yes, yes. So we haven't forgotten. We have not forgotten that.

So Jack obviously laughed when Riley needed to go to the toilet. What a bully. I still can't believe it. I still, you know, you think you've heard it all. Yeah, I mean, we both went through high school and you thought, oh yeah. Are you trying, are you trying to push the ugly spectra

of bullying out of your head? Because you hoped that it was something that happened in the past and then you hear, Jack, he was much younger than us. You hear what Jack was doing, he's bullying tricks were. Yeah, just giggling. Just a reminder that it's still out there and a vicious giggle can cut a heart deep.

Rollie's still wearing the scars. You heard it in his voice then. He went on to be a cheap. Yeah. Wished him off in rails. I have to get in bullied because hurt people hurt people. Shall we lock in Riley for next week? Yes, please. Okay.

He's happy enough to come on the phone with a form of phone. Well, we're actually not a form of bully. The ones who've been bullied by someone, they're not a form of bully. They're a bully. Jack you're his bully. What did I just, what noise did I just hear you make? I don't know sir. A giggle.

Getting ready already. Oh, there it is. Ah! A glimpse inside the bull's workshop. As he trials new giggles. Same day, May 10th. Oh my god. This came out.

Oh, it must have a full show. This came up, Ham. And it was to do with the gilly suits that you'd bought. Mm-hmm. You didn't like the fact we spent 400 bucks on Snutters. No, I thought we should take them back. Get rid of these gilly suits. A bit broken at the top.

You're like, get rid of these. I want to refund. I'm overrealling that. I love the suits. We're going to keep them. We're going to use them again. You need to use them twice by the end of the year, do you? Easy. How easy is it being considering you're now November 15th. And we do not, we haven't had any sight of the gillisuits. And I wanted to take them back the sniper suits because they're very expensive.

I've got a roof on now. No. They wouldn't allow refunds six months down the track because... Tissue to plan, was it? Real snipers would do that. They'd use it to a Ginny, six months, come home. No, I don't want to do more. You'd never sell one.

I still very much believe or use them to us. I had something I wanted to bring up about that today. Funnily enough, now even. Yep. This stinks, Jack of, oh, you've reminded me, doesn't it? Not at all. I mean, there's only so many shows in the year. I'll be surprised you can find them.

I don't even know. Would you even know where they are? They'll be around. They'll be in the cupboard. And really, if we can't find them, good on the suits. Because isn't there a job to hide? Show's we bought the best sniper suits you can get. You said you got two more years.

So end of the year, you mean by the end of the show, do you? Yep. Probably more shows. You're used when I try and catch Santa. All right. Just when he thinks everyone's quiet. And he comes into the lounge room. And there's the Christmas tree in a bush next to it.

Oh, why was that good? Oh, easy, easy, very much on track for that. Okay, the third one was something I bought up way, way back. I think it was the third show, maybe the fourth show. It was in March and it was this. I've got a story that I wanted to tell on the podcast. You may tell it. Thank you for asking.

It only works if I use a swear word. All right. I need to use an F. You requested an F. I requested an F and we talked about the second last show, being next week's show, being an explicit show. I want to find out how it all still feels like. I think I've that comes up from time to time in general conversation.

And I think we're still vibing that strongly. What isn't we overrooted is because it's my understanding that if you do F's, C's, F and C's, dirty F and C's, get out of here, you see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get a bunch of F and S C's to kick. Yeah, you do any of that stuff on a P cast, you got to put a little E for explicit. Next the podcast and we're so early into the year. I think what do you say was episode three before before? Straight away, people are like, ah, is this what they're doing? Yeah, and we would have just lost, you know, they've got on your boys.

You just think because you're on a podcast, you can just be swearing, swearing your heads off. So I just from a branding perspective, my wish was to move to the end of the year, so it's more well known that it's a one-off. And I still think next week is a good show to do a swear. Are we, are we, are we, are we all doing a swear or a... Four-parameter, I think we should just do one swear each. Can I request just one only? If we do have Riley on next week's show, the kid who said that ability,

even though I never did, and he made it up, and we could all tell any story that he made it up, I'll tell him FU. Oh, okay. I mean, if you won, Jack. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, it does.

Jack's calling him swear early. I think I'll also play a swear next week. You have to do your swear in the story. I will reserve my right to play my swear where I see fit. Oh, I'll play it. There will be a ripper. We're allowed one each one each. Yeah, one swear next week each. So keep an eye for that episode or be in the next episode. I'm going to use the sea. I might. Oh, don't, man. I don't think I'm ready for that.

Jack, how are you feeling? I don't like it. I actually did use the sea on a different podcast once, and it felt weird. Yeah. It was like, that's just the thing. Of course, we all have used the sea privately. Yeah. I haven't.

You haven't. You're a lion. You don't reckon you've ever. You like. I must use the same. I must use the same. One week early. Yeah. That's why I can't be trusted with one.

Well, full start. OK, that's interesting. OK, so we're doing one spot on ToneFab. And then do you want me to? Keep it fun. Well, she tried to get Riley up first, cause I'd love to see Jack Adley. She is, I feel more comfortable.

Well, can't we actually, can't we start with your story? I mean, it's been so long brewing. It has. Anyway, that's, so I know what you're doing is, Jack, you've got a pretty good idea of anyone to throw yours out. And one of us will be a wild air, floating around.

Wow. Okay, all right, yeah, okay, well that's good. That's all the business we need. And I'll look forward later in this show, you're spotting the use for Gillesoo as you run out and try. I've got it actually written down and bringing up today. Didn't know you were gonna say that?

Yep, might have even had it twice. We've been enjoying power moves. We've got to do, we've showered with this and at least another power moves before you end of the year. We should probably do on the final show the greatest power moves. Yes, we've had all of you. Oh yeah. Plus some light entries because if you're just skipping around the podcast, yes, the idea of doing power moves has been the book and kicked to next year. Yeah, to make it a good book.

We do recommend conception of the podcast in order. To it sequentially, you're not missing out anything. Just go back. It's, you know, people are still probably reading gone with the win for the first time. Yeah. If it was a book. Was it ever a book? Yeah, it was.

Great. And they're probably just going, why don't I can't I don't need to be gone with the win five because that's why I'm just coming out. I could breathe that with the original enjoy the journey. I think it's a book. Probably. It's got to be a book. Back it was a film back in the day when you wouldn't dare do a film that wasn't a book. Okay, can I just say we mentioned from time to time that also there's two categories usually power moves forward into either you look like a legend or you just be a bit of an arsehole.

This perfectly illustrates the arsehole example for me. Stump him a gibb and possibly a fake name because when driving a mate's car, I guess if you borrowed it, do the brake super, super tight after you part? When they drive it next, they'll really have to struggle to get it down and you look super tough, they'll think that you are. How hard does he put the hand right there? There's a great arse I'll move, but it makes you look like legend. I can add an arse I'll move hand to the mix in the same kind of vein. He's in the vein here. This is from Adam Mule, thank you mate for hitting sub at HanishNeed.com.

He said, if you go into the gym with a buddy, if you're also, you could probably use this on Jack. When you're heading there. Off the swimming lessons we never went again after. Yeah. Yes, make a guy. After he saw him in the post-swip showers. Yes. Yes, snake gate. After he saw him in the post-swim showers, yes. He said, where did the gym

and you're doing sets for so long? As soon as you finish your set, lower the weights straight away while you mate get down. Ha ha ha. Good one. Good one. And this is from

possible fake name, Juice Wayne. But call more kids juice. It's a great name. But I think Juice Wayne is a fake name. In a group setting, if someone throws a trivia question out, they immediately turn to the person you want to assert yourself over and exclaim to that person loudly. Come on, you know this

if they do know it it looks like it looks like you taught them back you know is it given the idea if they don't that looks stupid how much very good I really like that so much of the so many great palmers the truly great moves require immediate action I've got half the excitement is in the element of surprise. I wasn't going to use this one today, but I will there because again, I love this vein. This is from Carla. Said if you hear someone singing along and they sing an incorrect lyric, immediately pressed up,

I go, wait, I'm not the word to get. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Oh, hey gentlemen, this is from Sam Foreign. Oh, hey gentlemen, dot, dot, dot and Jack. Already pal, maybe. It's when you position, you need a pal move in a position of entering your environment, IE, and you work place, and you've got to establish your dominance

to all those presents. So this power move will instantly catapult you to the top of the food chain. After you've introduced yourself to someone who you know you're gonna be around a lot, leave the conversation with, now don't be scared to come and say hello. There's only two things that can happen from here.

The individual will not say hello, thus proving he's a wimp and too scared to say hello, or he will say hello and prove that he is a little bitch that will do anything you tell him to. Hey, this one's from James Kilby. My girlfriend recently got glasses. So now when she leaned in for a kiss, I just blow hot air in her glasses and fuck them up. Is that it? It's really too cool and I'm those fancy. Oh, no.

What a big club that you love! I was just fogging the glasses, eh? I was just fogging the glasses, eh? I was just fogging the glasses, eh? Just seeing you love it so much reminds me of when we asked for like, ye oldy pranks. The pi-borgan high jinks and whatnot. Well done, Jackson. Hey, a couple of weeks ago, we had two people wrestle for a spot for us to fly them down to test

their special skill. Our last airfare, our last bunch of money for an airfare to come to Melbourne because we wanted to see a skill in the flesh and Today, ando it was a young man named Tom. Yes. He flew from up north Can't quite remember where the airfare was brought, but it was you know was a biggie was an erect spot and What was his skill him here refresh everybody? Yeah, he as stated on the podcast is that I can tell anyone's shoe size just by looking at their feet. When we interrogated him he was confident he could do it not just whilst the feet were static could also do it while the foot was in motion. So he devised a high pressure game. It involved him having to guest five different shoes as they went past. Three of them would stop and pause

and two of them would be moving. We pick up the action as we met Tom for the first time and wanted to run him by the rules. Tell me welcome to the show. Thank you. It's huge moments. Yeah, very big. How's the flight? It was pretty nice actually. Do you get a bit of practice in the airport? A little bit. I'm playing also. How many years? Look, I've been here. Oh, Rebel sports. Sorry, Rebel sports. I'll say Rebel sports three times now. I've been here for a bit. But when he's to the enemy. Rebel sports. Rebel sports. Rebel sports. Two and a half years or so. I can't. What's your success rate? Like at Rebel, when someone goes,

can I have these in it? Do you go, don't tell me? Yeah, we have a foot profile, they call it. So you sort of get them to jump on the foot profile. And all the time they sort of, they go to say, oh, can I just use it? I'm just like, no, I can tell it's a 10. Go to the back and get it.

And we're pretty good most of the time. Low and behold. What a great tieric. And 90s. I'm always in the ballpark. I might be off by half a size sometimes. Right. We want to exact, don't we?

Yeah, some of the foot specimens or some of the volunteers that we've got organized. There could be running out of our fastest way. I didn't expect that. Yeah, that's possible. The way we thought we'd run it is there'll be five sets of feet. Yeah. Three will just be standing.

So they'll walk around this corner. They can stand in front of you. For people listening, you're on a bench. We've got a hard-edged corner to lift. You can't see the feet. They'll come, they'll stand. They'll pause. You'll probably get a second or two to run your analysis.

Okay, that should be four in here. And then they'll walk off. That's our static round. We estimate that to be the easiest. And second to the last two, we'll be the solid round. So they'll be in motion the whole time. Yeah. Yeah.

Three static, two fluid. You will need a total of at least four to secure an 188. All right, all right, all right. All right, you ready to go? I'm ready. Good luck. You can test it one in our static round, skip. Oh, he's got a...

Mens? Yes. Thank you. Mens Brown, you like killed up a bit at the end, so... Mens 10. He's got a... He's got a nice 10! He's got a nice 10!

He's got a nice 10! How's it going? How's it going? That's a good start. Absolutely. Well, was it a bit tricky there, because he's going to let us you the killed up a bit. Yeah, I'm used to joggers. Yes, of course. Sort of been adapting a little bit.

Yep. But yeah, joggers are my strong points. So you've trained in one version of the game and you're doing something kind of different. Yeah, very much. So you test cricket in 2020? Yeah. Or maybe it's going down the cricket analogy. We use the Cookebara, they use the Duke.

Yep. It's the same sport, but a slightly different professional. Those that know,, yes, okay Laura Static contestant number two I think we go. That's more of a sand she like over. Oh, yes. I'm gonna go a nine Ladies no ladies nine. She says us Look smaller than me

To eat the guys playing at home. Yeah? Yeah, what made you go in nine? What brand was it? The cost. The cost to all that's been off the wheel. I don't know, I feel like those sort of, I'm not sketchy as a bit, there are always a bit thinner. Just a bit thicker. So you're confused by optics there?

Yeah, that's the sport. Okay. Pete! Okay, he knows he plays guys better. Okay, that looks like a bit. RM Williams almost. Yeah, I'm gonna go with 12. You were 12 he's gone.

Take your back, sorry! Okay, no, this is great. I'm gonna nod that to the back. No, that was a real cute smile. I'm gonna wait till that. But everyone's already had one. Yeah, absolute power. That was, but you're are in our eyes. But everyone has one absolute power. That was a buzz, but you're now in a position

going into the fluid round. Yes. You get both. You've got the coin. Okay, him, everything must hit for Tom right now. And he can't afford to have a miss. But he's only two away from a coin. A coin that we don't give out lightly.

We don't take the time of the last of the year. I'm ready yet. Deanna, fluid round contestant number one. Oh boy, it's a high deal. It's a high deal. That is touchy spun. I'm gonna have to go a six and a half. Oh, it's gone once shorter than I thought.

The heels do throw me though. Heels are thrown you traditionally. I can tell you you haven't got it, but due to the heel factor, which no one expected, would you like another look? Yeah, I definitely could. Would you like to play your one re walk? That's me. Yeah, I know.

I remember you. I'm trying to play his re walk. What are these six and a half? If one knows, the ever re walk. Look, total heel, total heel. Really imagine that flat. Oh, geez. Probably an eight.

That's what I was thinking. That's a guy. He got it. He played the re walk. The ankle fool. Yeah. I know. Probably in a... That's what I was thinking. That's a guy! He got it! He played the re-walk! The ankle fool!

He's in the KML! He's in the re-walks left! Okay. Tom, you must hit this next contestant who will be moving at pace. Okay. To take home the coin. Our last contestant in the fluid round.

Nick! Nick, that's very fluid. The way he walks... He's walked Nick, that's very fluid. The way he walks, Nick is going to touch the wall. He has walked back and he's vanished everyone. That was fast, that was fast. Tom is just as needy and... I'm gonna go in 11th. He's gone to 11th, he's locked it in straight away.

Hey, Mish. Oh, what do you think? Changing your mind? I could change to 10-1-1-1-... Oh, still the leather ones that he was using. I don't know the difference, by the way. So anytime I'm exasperated or... It's not... I feel the tension. Don't play off any read off me.

I'm gonna go with the 10 and a half, I think. He's gone down to a 10 and a half, Hamish. The half was correct. What? No, no, no! Oh! 10-and-a-half, 9-and-a-half splits. We can't give you a coin today, my friend.

Yeah, I know. Tommy, it was highs and lows. And like the shoe industry itself. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes you boom it. With the release of a new Jordan. Sometimes nothing's happening and all you've got is an Axics Gel to push on the masses.

I always recommend an Axics Gel. The canes. The canes are really good. Yeah, excellent. I don't run myself, but I've got friends that enjoy that. Tom, you couldn't quite give superhuman status as coin worthy, but you still get a token of no value Yes, we must warn you no value that has no value

Feel free to attribute what you want to it, but when it comes with no preloaded value You can attach sentimental value Yeah, we don't we haven't we haven't and and we won't from our own So you're gonna wake up one day and suddenly find its full of sentimental value because it won't be for us. Often it might be for me. Definitely for me. Hey, you and I both experience something at the moment that happens to us, I would say, regularly, but on cycles.

Yep. We've both got a new iPhone game that we're really enjoying. It's actually an old one that we've got on cycles. We've both got a new iPhone game that we're really enjoying. It's actually an old one that we've got on late. Just introduced to it by a mace. And we're both addicted to it. It's not an impressive one either. It's not one of the biggies. It's not like Clash of Titans or whatever, Clash of the Clans.

It's not like, we're not playing Fortnite on the iPhone. It's the old fashioned stick cricket base. Basically, you think Batchslings version of stick cricket. Yeah. Can't get enough. Can't get enough. Text each other about it. Yeah, check it out.

Look at it. I've got six wickets in and over. Yeah, it's just stuff. Just stuff you can firmly put in the category. Things that do not impress our partners. Yes. Like at no point am I rolling ever in bed going, look at this. Hurricanes hurricanes all out for 12. Not firing, so up at all.

And we're both huge hurricanes, that's what it really hurts. We've both found that in the past, when we've found a game that we've become addicted to, I think the first one from memory was Fruit Ninja back of the day, before I even had an iPhone, you had Fruit Ninja. Man Jack lost a year of our lives to Fruit Ninja. And you'd say you'd be off to the toilet. To get to the point where I was odd yellow, you know I'd take your phone.

I'd take a second phone but I'd take it to the underside of the system in a glad bag. That was like, what a way on. And you find yourself, you get caught in the action. That excitement, the yearn, for the highest score. And the two. And tell you what, because on this big bash game, before you play, you can select, do you want to just play two overs, five overs or ten overs.

And we usually play five. Yeah. Mysteriously the other day though, thought to hit me. I we usually play 5. Yeah. Mysteriously the other day though, thought to hit me. I just remember it was a 10. Yeah. Takes a pretty long time. Yes. Pretty long time to play 10, 10 a side.

And you get sucked into a game like that and you're on the toilet and you feel like you haven't, you realize you haven't left for some time. Yeah. I meant that hey, Mishnah, I thought we needed to put this as a cautionary tale to everybody into song. Just listen up if you're addicted to a new game on your iPhone. It's enough to force many men to take long trips to the throne. And when your highest score is here and you're about to win the duel.

Suddenly you realise it's been a three hour stool, a three hour stool I've been sitting here so long my bum is wedged and stuck I've been sitting here so long I miss my sun grow up I miss my sun grow up So how can I get my life back and escape this cubicle? Just one more game Okay, just one more. I'm still at work and it's midnight. My eyes are sore. My thumbs don't work. Or from an addictive iPhone game.

Now I'm going to ask, I mean, when were on the lyrics that song, why don't you put in a bit that I just asked you about, but what happened to me during the Frit Ninja days? Yeah. Well I sat on the toilet so long that I had tried and it had missed my, I had not been on my to do, the head was on my to do list to wipe, but I'd forgotten to wipe before I continued to sit there. And I was left with what can only be described as yeah,

a dry icing situation. Yeah. Yeah, the one that you put a chocolate cake in the fridge and the edge, yeah, the chocolate icing. The one that you'd be hat, if it was a dog poop, on the ground, you'd be happy to. And a guy might.

Yeah. And being on the door, it's so long ago, and I was able to get it off with a paintbrush like an archaeologist. And all this chatter of Fruit Ninja. So the game I haven't played for many years. Jack, when did we go hard for it Ninja? I want to say, oh, A's.

Oh, nine? No, I feel oh, nine was first iPhone, wasn't it? When was first iPhone? I was pretty that. I mean, because I came about two years after that iPhone. Yes, remember I tried to do Samsung for a bit. That was hilarious. And then the day that you're like, okay,

I will do an iPhone, you bought the new iPhone and they released the new on the next day. It was the afternoon. Yeah, the afternoon they did the announcement. I can't believe the guy's selling you it at a straight face in the morning. And the first thing that tells for store whatever and you're like, oh, they're having a good time now. And then it goes, laughing is hell.

I'm talking about jobs satisfaction. I couldn't believe you were selling you a full retail soon to be out there in an iPhone, within hours. With it. However, I think, no, I reckon, I can first iPhone's, I've had three, which is first one in Australia got would have been five. So I'm gonna put this towards, yeah, whatever it was. It was about 10 years ago that Fruit Ninja was big.

And there was, was it a one minute mode we were playing? Yep. 60 second swipe as much as you can. Yep. Because I remember 300 being a big score. Mm-hmm. And it got real, it was basically we got to the point where you couldn't physically like do better on the game. Yeah. There was no leaderboards around at the time, but you're like, well, you can't, I don't think anyone else in the world is getting more than this score. And we got to say we're like, very rapidly, we got to 300, then 301 was huge.

And I think it ended up it about, like, then months later, someone cracked 303. Like, it's been months of literally doing the same thing over and over and over again, hoping to get one point higher. It's 100 meters from the screen. It was. It was for us. It's fractions of seconds. Yeah. Man, everything.

That Christmas, my now wife at the time girlfriend, made me a trophy because I beaten Jack. Half a watermelon, mounted on the wall with a plaque. Still got a handbag for it and a trophy. A few, a little while back. People might have seen we're doing Uber Eats commercials. Yeah. Right? They're on TV.

When we were shooting these ads with Layton Hubert, I mentioned to the Uber people, hey, I'd love to, can you look up my rating on Uber Eats? Cause I feel like I use it a lot. I'm a bit of a power user. Sure enough, someone went away, did some research,

came back in power eater. They gave me a trophy. Yeah. I think I have more made up trophies in my life than anything anywhere near real trophies. My mum made you and me a trophy. Barry, Barry, there's a Barry, I think we're the Barry Award

at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival which is like for the best show of the first. No, that's very helpful. Yep, and we didn't win that, nor did we win anything, and we got one that night. Not that we could win. I mean, we've been joking a bit, because it was our first year of doing comedy,

so we were like, you know, 22 or something, and we were joking to my, I think we were going to win the very worst. We got home, we got home. We really did four shows, or say we were going to run the festival. I think we had five scheduled, but we took one off.

We had a rest date. We had a rest date. Most comics are doing like 30 shows, like two or nine. So we, then your mum made us the Barry, and we had a Maghiva reference, the 80s TV show Maghiva reference, and she made some trophies that had... She'd misspelled Maghiva. The Barry, the Barry McIver.

With an eye. So as MCI, the E-R. Still got that. Still got the Barry McIver. With an eye. So as MCI, the E-A. Still got that, still got the Barry McIver award. I've got the Hillyablaik Table tennis trophy, which is meant to be a recurring thing, but between Hillyab, who's on the show sometimes, and me, five games of Table tennis, when it gets to retain the trophy,

we only ever used it once. I've got that. You've got this. Yeah, it's good. The golden rod. What's that for? It was from a fishing game I was playing against the main one. Another iPhone game. You got a rod made up, did you? Small trophy. You can get fishing trophies. You're called the golden rod. I... Have you ever won a trophy besides the bodybuilding competition? You won because you were the heaviest there. The only person that can agree. Have you ever won a trophy? I've got a best behaviour, best behaviour, dad metal, that I made,

because I made a medal for sunny after you was the best behaviour boy. Yeah. And then I made one up for myself, I was at the trophy. Yep. We're in a trophy medal, get a best behaviour, dad. You've got team player when we're in our band, you made a team player middle for yourself. I thought I gave one to you guys. What a team player? You two yours in the bend from what I remember? Yes, very unlike a team player. So, a fitting action. Have any of a one at pro fee?

No. I don't think so. I mean, I got ribbons. Yes. But you know, I can't get a ribbon. You didn't go to school. Oh my God. I mean, and this is in the days before they just told kids

they were winners no matter what. Like we even got ribbons back in the day where you had to like, you were allowed to tell kids or you won, you came last. And it still was just a cake walk to win a rib. I've been going to tell a bull ribbons. Yeah. So tunnel ball ribbons aside.

Brophy, a real trophy. We've got a noon nut. That's our cricketing trophy. We should actually know with an organized event The thing is it can't be a trophy. We've made ourselves. We should I know but my point is we should as it as a three or if Jack can't be Bolton to I guess we'll try this will go. I think we will take more than five minutes guys and do I have to live the studio? We should aim to next year. I'd like to win a trophy. Win an actual trophy.

I'd like to win a trophy I haven't made myself all requested like in the case of Uber. Top 3% I'm in Jack. A Uber eats users. Is that your rating as in the driver gives you good rating? No, no, no, no, no, as in users. How much money is there? How much often you do it? See that from respect, power reader. Well, how many nights a week do you go? I don't know, a couple here and there, but it's obviously added up. I've done my job. Ando. The star that show you are laughing.

Laughing and laughing. About how I just said we would use, we spent $400 on gilly suits, which are those camouflage sniper suits. Sometimes I see in video games and well real snipers if that's your line of work. I bought some high-level consumer grade ones. I don't think they're actually military-use. It was over $400. Best money, best money can buy at a civilian level from an army disposal store. For much earlier on in the year, people may remember the duck summoner episode was my wish that we hide

in the bushes completely camouflaged. So I was not to speak any ducks. Or kooch, a duck is a kooch. A shoe is a boot. A shoe is a boot. We've certainly put that to bed. And it does not need to be followed up any further. We didn't speak any ducks or kuts. The suits did their job.

I would have been happy at that level. That's 400 dollars world spanking, Margaret. You said having a bit of a suck about that. No, I was told we were going to take them back. We could have taken them back and got $400 back and we have used them in a little way in front. And juped Aussie Disposals out of there, well-earned, Komish, whoever the salesman was that stung us for $400 in the suit.

No, I said to you, I'm very, very happy with this. It's a lot of fun wearing a gillie suit if you've never worn one. You really do feel like you're in Tom Barron, the hit Tom Barron's film, or possibly Clearing Present Danger, who could forget the classic scene. So you, I was having too much fun. I said, look, we're going to use them again by the end of the year as you've mentioned the start of this episode twice. You laughed and laughed and you bought up the start of the episode. You're not going to use them, you're not going to use them. Ha ha. Email from Neil. Okay. Came in just this week. Hey, hey, man, Andy, wondering if I could

get you boys to use the gillisuits. Yeah, that's what I'd be wondering as well. No. I work not too far away from you guys. You list the suburbs pretty close. And we have some parkland near us that resembles the shape and color of the gillisuits. We've noticed some suspicious happenings with the recycling bins at work and we think the people next door to us are just as the bins get picked up on a Tuesday morning come in putting extra recycling in our bins. Could you boys hide their new gillisuits and observe what these guys are doing with our bins? Really, really like it to this wouldn't be too much sweat off your nose and this would count for two uses. I don't think the last sentence was in there, but should we?

What time did I get picked up? Why don't I just go and I will count for two years? You won't go. You won't go. You won't go wish he had. I wish he had. I wish he did. If you were named his Neil and you do have that situation in your nearest and you were actually sitting on that email shame on you because I couldn't use your new but here's my next idea for the guillies. Close call but not a use. That's a new use.

I'd be happy to go. We wanted to use them twice as it turns out. We only got one. We only got one news. Already unhappy with the score. But what about this? I take it hard. Did you expect me to not? I didn't really thought it was making up. Once I realized I'd made up, why don't you guys both come? What am I doing? Now he'll want to come. That's why I tried to change tack to get what I just got. And then, I started rambling from there inside a line. And you sub podcast.

We might launch. What about this? Suddenly it's putting into hide and seek at home. Why don't I take the gillie suit home? I use it to do hide and seek in the backyard. Now if he can't find me, yeah. Uh, it's been a successful use of the gillie suit. Yeah, okay, that's fine.

Uh, and then I'll record how I go this week. Yeah, that's one down. Yep. Great. One down and a new use. It's almost what Roundabout to do. Oh, that'd be two. I'll leave you out. I go. I have actually always wanted to do this. Yep. and a near use is what we're rounded up to. Oh, that'd be too.

I'll let you go. I've actually always wanted to do this. Yep. Using an unafor your aunt during hard and sick. Yes, that's it. These professional level military camouflage. Yeah, I'll do it this way. If you do that in a put back, that'll settle.

That'll settle. That'll be a real use. And then we have the near use. We'll give us a round of anger. Pretty much up to date. See you this week, everyone. Come.