Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 40

Episode Date: November 28, 2018

1. Jack’s sorry song2. Power Moves3. Friends Galore4. The chicken war5. The most special skills of the year

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Yeah. A lot of necks, a lot of beef in there. It's crazy. Anyway. I'm sorry. The other reason I'm saying is I forgot to say to you, because we had a fun time and then we'd left, but then that afternoon I was in all sorts.

And I forgot to say to you at the time, we've just got to stick to one meet next time we did Korean barbecue. I'll do it today for lunch. I happily do it for lunch, but I just, just be, just chicken. We had a similar discussion after you were already Indian regularly, and we realized, if you ate the hot,

it was meant for two people, but we'd want a different things. If you ate the whole thing, we'd be really sluggish in the afternoon, the show would be crap. So we had to, we had a chart our worst shows on right here But a chicken intake. Yeah, it's actually so we had a because you know what happens to me if I get a hot tummy Yeah, you want to go home. Yeah, no, it's nice. Yeah, go to sleep

But if I and it can be internal hot with chicken or like a lot of Indian food is a culprit for making my tummy go too hot Yeah, or sunshine on my tummy. Yes, I culprit for making my tummy go too hot. Yep. Or sunshiner my tummy. Yes. I get sun on my tummy. That's all we, that's all we took the sun roof out of this studio. Yeah. That's why it should wear an ice pack around my mid-section at all times if you need me to be sharp.

Because if I get a warm tummy, like you can. No. It's in marks falling off. I'm thinking about getting a warm tummy. Hey, we've got it. First things first, Jack last week revealed to us. Thanks for all your time. I'm thinking about getting a warm towel. We've got it. First things first, Jack last week revealed to us. And again, last show of the year.

We'll be back, Mark Eves. A huge show. We've got a chicken flinching, a chicken fight to happen later on. Yeah, for all our talk about, let's just stick to chicken. We will do that today. As we finally settle the great chicken more of 2018, we will have a winner today. Who's it going to be? A whole lot of chicken. A lot more chicken. Before we get to that, Jacko mentioned last week

on the show that you gave your mum Bakers Delight $2 off cards. Was that what they're? 10 times two bucks off. That's right. Yeah, $2 off coupon. Yep. And I bought 10 of them for $20, wrapped it and gave it to her for Christmas. What did you suffer, dude? That's the thing. That's the thing. When you were suffering to you for cash and couldn't believe that you're buying these coupons,

like you're going to go for a break. Since you can look back on that moment and regret that present and gift. And so we said as penance, you should call her, live on this podcast and play her a song and put your apology into song. Have you done the song?

The song is done? Well done. Good on you, mate. I haven't yet told mum though I like how you should the ghillie suit you have you know if I did it this week no as I said last week this show is too full yeah even though I have done it I'll fight for everyone next year um let's call Jill uh will she remember the incident? I think so. I mean you haven't talked about it since. I haven't talked, I didn't want to talk to you about it this week.

Yeah. This is probably a lot of therapy to forget it. Hello, this is Jill. Jill, hey Michnandy here. Hey, how are you? You're doing great. You're doing great. Jack's here as well.

So are you on the podcast? You thought we'd better set it up from? Oh great. Jill, we've missed having you on this year. We'll do more of it next year. I'm already enjoying having you on, but it's our last episode. Yes. Oh, really?

Or we have the episode? Oh, I know. Something came up on the previous episode of this one that Jack shared with the team. And it was to do with you, was to do with some gesture of kind gesture he'd tried to make to you in the past. Can you remember the worst Christmas present? That's the worst Christmas present Jack's ever got.

Do you have to say this? Yeah. He bought me some aches of life about him. Right. Yeah. I was kind of hoping there'd be another one. Like he found you an old shoe or something. Yeah. That's the one he did.

Yeah, $10 or off Vegas delight badges. And here you go, Mum. Here you go, Mum, I notice you got a baker's delight to get the family food. How about you enjoy two bucks off per visit for your next ten visits? But that wasn't even the worst of it. So when I actually went to baker's delight to use the voucher, the girl looked at me in a strange way And she said we actually had a whole lot of these vouchers stolen recently

When I get yours from by the guy that sold them to Jack I assume as soon as we heard the story we knew that whoever was working there like Dama or whatever Just that nicked him sold him to Jack the cash and gone home couple couldn't believe he's like sweet sweet No, boy. He did another bread vatch. I did get the bread, but you know, I always felt a little bit uncomfortable. You know, Jack's dad is stolen goods. If you get a leather jacket that he bought out of the back of a trunk of a car or something

next year, Jack, if Jack gives you some surround sound speakers, they're from the Bose factory. They just couldn't have the Bose logo on them because they're sold before they get branded they're just be a bit nervous. Yeah, we check out all the Christmas presents from there. Well Jill, we thought that you deserved an apology. Not from us. Oh. You probably need an apology from Jack for a lot of things over the run but we'll slowly

work our way through them through this podcast. This one specifically, we asked Jack to pin a song. Heading into this Christmas season. Oh, sweet. I love Jack's song. Yeah, well maybe the best gift Jack can give you is one of musical remorse. Yes. And apology song Jack, do you need anything you want to say before the song itself? I just want you to know that I am sorry, Mum, about that gift. I've written a song in the style of Eminem for you.

Please enjoy. Thanks, sweetheart. Yeah. It's that time of year. I've been saving my pennies. Here we go. I'm rolling into December. I remember my family members got some cash under my mattress gonna buy him some presents.

I'm thinking of my mom and dad and sister and brov gonna be the best Christmas for the ones that I love. My dad's into his music and he's wrecking collection. My brother has his PlayStation. I can think what to get him. It's getting dark in the city. Must remember mom too. Oh no, the shops are closing. I'm sorry mama, I didn't know what to get you I'm sorry mama, I didn't know what to get you I'm sorry mama, I didn't know what to get you

I'm sorry mama, I didn't know what to get you I'm sorry mama, I didn't know what to get you I've had a stack of bread coupons for Christmas Isn't what you wanted It's Christmas Eve, this box is stacked up under the tree I can't believe Santa's gonna squeeze down the chimney Well actually, I know a little better I'm old enough to get it. It's mom the one who's buying the presents and now I'm getting

second thoughts about the gift that I wrapped. After all she's given me, I deliver this crap. Oh, here you go, mama, she's your favorite lobe. You can make yourself a sandwich or butter some toast. She must have thought I was joking when she opened the tokens And hoping there was something better That was still to be open but all she found Two dollars off your total amount Off her carpet combined with any other discount I'm sorry mama, I didn't know what to get you

I better stack a breadcube bones for Christmas Here's in what you want in one more time I said I'm sorry mama I really do love you And when it comes to next year's gift Well maybe I'll just get you chocolates Oh hi miss, would you like that in sandwich or toast cut? Oh you have a voucher. Oh no you

can only use one of the junk. Oh good jacko. That's brilliant. It's the most work he's put into anything but it's only he did use the same amount of professional application and just seen the body shop or something in the city while he was buying everyone else's presents got you to stand in 15-year-old I really thought about this but at least it's something present. A smelly bath salt. Just something dumb that mums hate but it shows effort. That would have been fine but instead you got the coupons and you can never take it back although that's gone a long way to repairing the damage. Jill, how does it feel? Absolutely, yeah, no, absolutely forgiven. That was beautiful.

Two-sweet, Jill. Thank you for that. We won't be as kind on him. But Jill, can I just say, just giving you the heads up, I mean, you've still got a month or so, plenty of time before Christmas. But at the reception here at Podcast One at the radio station we record these podcasts. We have a bowl full of those single use mentos, single wrap. I am just alerting you to the fact that they seem to be often unguarded and they are

plentiful. There's no way that... Well, I'm sure Jack has noticed, there's no other station could know how many they have at any one time and they wouldn't notice 50 missing But we will and you will notice if you unwrap a sock full of mentors One final thing to let you go How often has Jack push back the exit date for you staying with you and living with you with his wife? You do you think El Christmas miracle will occur?

Yeah, well he'd be finished this house. He's building off YouTube with you and living with you with his wife. You do you think El Christmas miracle will occur? Yeah. And while he'd be finished this house, he's building off YouTube by Christmas. No, we have a new date. We have a new date. So what's the new date? I don't know from the lab to say. Well, yes you are.

I think it's December. We have to think of December at the moment. Wow, 2018. 2018. I'm pushing that back a little more. Oh, I forgot to say it yet. But by the end of the year, hopeful 10th of December, I'm not that back a little more. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to say it yet. But by the end of the year, hopeful 10th of December, I'm not looking likely.

Oh, okay, so we're going 31st December then. Yeah, cool. I'm gonna put it in a song, man. Awesome, I'm honest. Nine months. Thank you, Jill. It's Chanthin' Nineus. Thanks guys, Merry Christmas.

Thank you, Jill. All right, and at last, show the year we've got to, got to flush out the build up of power move. Absolutely, yeah. A bit of huge, copy, tablebook pending. Yeah, next year, next Christmas get excited. Christmas. Now, I thought we could bring it out for Easter. Oh, not now, not just a kiddie timeline.

Yeah, okay. I think we get the ball rolling soon. We're looking at a good Christmas release. To me, this feels like a gillie suit all over again. It's a little gittier to be kicked down the road. I'll go in and meet with the publisher and bring back a recorded message of how it went. No, I just think for quality products, yeah, long timeline on this, long lead. It's what the people want. And they're not slowing down, Andy. The submission rate for power moves is absolutely. Well, how many do you want to hit me with today? I got so many great ones that I,

we haven't had time to get to in previous weeks. They've got four that need to be aired quickly. Hit two at a row, go. From Dan. If you're meeting it with a mate, buy him some chocolate or candy before you see him. When you meet up with him, say, hey, got you a surprise than given the candy bar. Well, of course, accept this free food. It immediately puts them in the position of a child whose dad has got them a tree.

I find the more childish the candy the better. Kinder surprises and nerds work really well. Really like that. Well, I've been your packet nerds work really well. Really like that. Love bringing a pack of nerds for a mate. He good, he good, he even more at once. You're ruined, you did not. Martin Walsh, Cracker. Hey, and here's one for you to do against Aando. When you've been friends with someone for ages who smokes heavily, next time they pull

out a cigarette and say, I didn't know you smoked, they will think you never noticed it despite years of knowing them. It makes them looking significant. Oh, I didn't know you smoked. They will think you never noticed it despite years of knowing them. It makes them look insignificant. Oh, I don't know. What about this? And he's thrown on a bone and it's upset Andy. Out of nowhere. This is me, D. Pound.

I know, but this is a good one. Hey, I accidentally bought an iPhone 6 plus case for my iPhone 6, because I'm fast and less. I didn't want to waste my time ordering in your case. so I've just glued the case to the back of my phone and it works a treat. It's great. Hey Ed Griffiths. Yeah what's he got? Saddle power move. Sun power move. Saddle. A saddle power move which I like. Sometimes I've been... Sometimes Irovert. Yes.

You go, it's got to power move for you. So slick, so effective and so powerful. It's nice, help. When sending an email, asking anyone to do anything, rather than finish with regards, always typed to the recipient, thanks and advance. Yeah, that's good.

There. Yeah. Because it means they've got a one doing it. Yeah. I assume you're doing this. The assumption is it's done. Consider it done. Yeah. I will now consider this done.

It could be in alter, but it's not as subtle. And oh, I thought before you said sun, power move. Yeah. Because this is a sun, power. All right, great. Comes in from Jamie Finlay. Guys, this is musically based. So perhaps one for the gang at Cool Boys in the front, man.

Oh, yeah. It was the bartender at a wedding and when American Pie came on, so he's seen this, we like these palmoves too, so he's seen this in the wild and gone. That can work. When American Pie came on, I'm a clean classic,

and everyone starts singing along before the instrumental part of the song, and towards the end of the instrumental, the biggest and loudest, like in the bar, you're the palmo power move so getting to the beat where everyone's about to sing. Bye bye miss you. So everyone was singing anyway right that's the key thing here.

The biggest and the loudest bloke in the crowd yells out, sing it with me now. Even though everyone already was, it makes them look like they're following order. That's good. A lot of powemos do fall into that. There should be a chapter in the coffee table book of making people look like you were following your order, even though they already were. Locklin McDonald, he said a powemove,

step one, drive up next to someone, then get them to wind down their window. Like, you know, gesturing you've got to tell them something. As soon as it's halfway down wind yours up and drive off. Alright, right way to spend the day. Got a power move here from Jeff the machine night. Oh, she was trying to finish the year, isn't it? I'll go the way to finish the year.

Canadian podcast that has been with us through thick and thin and mentally not much thin on this show. Got a lot of real jam packed shows. Yeah, yeah. But he's been with us for the long haul and he's even visited us here in Australia, Jeff. Yeah. One of the originals. If the show had a ticket number one ticket holder, it would be the show.

It would be the show. If you Jeff the machine, not the Canada. Early days. He's, he will be for me with him because he does, he's done the sciences all around you. Trick. He's not a lot of stuff for us. Power move. I don't know how you guys use e-transfers in Australia, but in Canada, you can send people

money from your online banking account. The process, sorry, requires a security question to be answered correctly in order to receive the money. So you tell people, you go, I hate, see, 50 bucks. I see you 50 bucks and the answer is bananas. Right, the code words, bananas. Because then it comes up.

When you go to access the 50, the bank will go, what's the code word? What's fruit you like to eat? Yeah, well what, you know, what's fruit, you know, Jeff Locke's sweet, bananas. I always, always make the security question, who is the ugliest person in the world? And in order to receive their money,

they have to type in their own name. I'm going to play this game for a while, him. And it had a request for it. We used to play it. It was us versus Tony Barba, who was an ex-game show host, who stood us up for an interview. He can sort of us for an interview one day which heard our feelings and he became the nemesis of the show. I think this is harsh. Should we be lifting that? Well, I went to a christening earlier this year in Tony Barba was there. And it'll tell you this. Wow. T-Barb was there. Did he know? Uncle of the wife of the christening. Yeah.

I don't think he knows about the feud. Yep. But I feel it so strongly that he made high eyebrows at me across the road. And I didn't know what to do. I just stood straight ahead and pretended I was lost in thought at the christening and then If I'm being really really honest and I think I you guys deserve it and so to listen as

I'm probably actively avoided him Because it wasn't a big crowd was by 50 people and I And I I always had an awareness of where barba was and Because I had my kids there too. I knew that I could use them. At moments notice, if I sensed him coming, I could grab the kids and you always need to be on the guard with them. So, for me, it's still alive. It's still alive, okay. I mean, I could have been asking this question.

I could have had a nice day with Tony and come back and go, hey guys, the curses lifted bit, the views lifted bit. I don't know, it just felt like it was in my bones still. We're used to play this game then. I mean, he stood us up. He stood us up, it was bad. We used to play this game, and then if we lost, we would send Tony our most

prized position, which would now be an H&A coin. Do we still want to be risking that? I don't think so. Well, I've just made a big song and dance about how the fused still exists. Let's, let's, should we put it? I don't we so. Well, I've just made a big song and dance about how the fudes still exist. Let's, let's, should we put it? We should. Okay, we will.

So if we lose what, just today we're going to send him an H. Oh wow. We've messed this up. We have to send him a coin. How did I jack up? He will, and if I can just re-change my story a tiny bit, he knew the f the feud was up. That coin you'll know what he's done. You'll know the trial. He's a G. Yeah. So Vex looked at people on Facebook. He's gonna put two people to us or companies.

We have to determine whether they which one has more friends and avoid the coveted H&A coin getting into the class save that coin. Yes of Tony Barber, show and emphasis. Match up. Oh, two. So I think I'm like, I'm like, we know, we know. We know. It was an abrupt,

it was an abrupt fate, yeah. The fate was awful and then full. Jack always tells the stuff like, we haven't been doing it for 20 years. Oh, guys, so the reason there, I thought you couldn't hear me, it was my mum for a moment. You even know,

you're in charge of all the buttons match up number one Who has more friends On the back you see oh But I I'm not saying it, but I... Why is there a... Yeah, yeah. I can explain that. Could you do that?

Yeah. Jack is having these piece of paper to read out the questions and there's... It's a thing. It's a feeling, Eric. I can explain now. What would you do it? Yes, we did it. We just explained why we had to see a cartoon teeness.

When you were wriggling. Wiggling, yeah. When we're trying to ready ourselves for the battle of our life. Yeah, it's so, so, so. I'm so excited to see. I've noticed that sitting on this side of the desk, where all the buttons are,

that you can slide a piece of paper just under the desk. And it looks like... You've got nothing to do over and it looks like nothing to do. You have nothing to do. So where the button bar is, it looks like there's nothing there. So imagine a keyboard and you slide one single piece of paper under it perfectly and it's hidden. So I did it, I did the crew drawing and then right pull with an arrow at the bottom so that I could slide the crew drawing under. He's sitting up here, he's booby trapping the desk.

So at least while we're trying to do a bug hunt, he's booby trapping the desk for the next shot. So he's always moving, pulls it out, there's a giant dick in the box. I mean. You know what? You can understand, like, I've heard people like, they're so good at their job, that they're bored. They need to do all the things. You can understand like I've heard people like they're so good at their job that they're bored Mark's not on sorry guys

What's worse so that one I've drawn with this text that you can see is a bit worn out like the That the reason I've got it back with my second paper is because I drew another one is Set that up and that's currently under the house. Look at how graphic those are. I know. These aren't like one second, Dean. Because you're getting into like anatomical. I was thinking of getting one of you guys, like when we conducted the podcast and finished

show and say, oh, come over this side of the desk. Oh, I thought you were to model up. I thought it was going to be. You guys model up. I thought it was a bit of a painier helmet. But the't think it's going to use a model like a beanie or a helmet. But the curvature on it, like where the glands meet the shaft. Yeah, I mean, let's leave it. You're obviously very distracted over there.

Anyone. Do you still want to play? Yeah, we do. If you've got time. Jennifer Lopez. Who has more friends? Jennifer Lopez or Pez? The candy.

Not Ross Perryman. How many? Interesting. Pizz? Who has more friends? Jennifer Lopez or Pizz? Of the candy. Not Ross Perryman. Oh, how interesting. Yeah. I've got to stand by the word of God. I would go J-Lo. Yeah. Happily beating Pizz.

It's got to be J-Lo, doesn't it? Yeah, I mean, I'm always baffled that people are friends with the food. Yes. Anyway, and I love so many foods and I'm not, I wouldn't say I'm friends with any of them. And also, I wouldn't say Pizz is that popular in the hierarchy of foods if you're into if you were a peasant collector I then more peasant collect put peasant thuisiest than low peasant thuisiest No chance no chance because she's just been bringing it for years. Yeah, no Jacko Jennifer Lopez, please. Yes, correct

Jennifer Lopez, please. Yes. Correct. I'm gonna read that one as well. I'm gonna smash. 44 million Jennifer Lopez to 250,000 pairs of candy. The candy. Yep. She's exactly.

She's pant's pairs. Tony Babble, we've got you on the ropes now. Do you have to get a clean sweep or two out of three? No, no, two out of three. Okay, I'll change the second one then. I'll go for the hardest one in the middle. Who has more friends? Danny DeVito or Dorito? We should point out it's not a stipulated rule that Jack has to make some kind of word play.

It's good. It is good. It's actually now my favorite part of the game. It's actually. If any of you have any other businesses you find long around? I'm really happy to be here. Really happy to be here. I've put more work into the question asking with funny word plays. Yeah. There's Skyrocket in the year who wants to be in the year. Yeah, I mean, I'll see.

It would be triple. Yep. So Doritos or Denny DeVito? This is tricky because obviously I love DeVito. Would Denny DeVito have a Facebook page? I don't think he would actively be working on it and crafting the way, you know, people that really care like your Hamish and Andy's would be.

Yep. I reckon Doritos is gonna be up there and I, and I'm pretty passionate about it. And even mostly I'll super ballads. And they're also bringing out other flavors. But they've got things to tell. I'd follow, I'd be friends with Doritos before they see their ads.

Before DeVito? Well, he's not doing much. Yep. I mean, we're going to go with Doritos. Thank you, Jack. Ah! Yes! Yes, Bob!

You felt the mood. You knew the mood was on. We played hard. We've kept a choice from you. You wish you had that coin, Bob. I read it in your eyes. What was the last one, Jacko? Kit Kat versus Kit Harrington.

John Snow. Kit Harrington. Yep. Kit Kat, 26 mil versus 1.7. Oh, juice. Baba with the last laugh. Kit Kat, with 26 mil. Yeah.

He's a love-taking array. Yeah. MUSIC All right, guys. I think it's time. It is time to play the game of chicken that will decide who amongst you has the superior chicken store jack. Do you have the best chicken shop with whole lot of chickens? A lot of chickens, thanks to everybody who bought a T-shirt and made it for me today. Yeah, that's fun. And you have the Chikens, Superior Chikens shop with a whole lot more chickens. Yes.

Well, I sent by, thank you for your test and your testimony to prove this we decided that the game of chicken will be held today, the last podcast for the year, a Battle of Chickens, a Battle of Nerves between the two owners of the stores. Now, I don't, each of you is encouraged to get costumes and outfits. We'll put aside the two owners of the stores. Now, I don't, each of you is encouraged to get costumes and outfits. We'll put aside the next day out to do this.

So we're going to pause this now, aren't we? There's gonna be some stopping down and starting up, but what will hopefully happen now is, and why don't you go and get organized. Jack, you jump in one room, and you go and jump in another room. The rooftop is being set up for the game of chicken, where you'll each throw bits of chicken

at each other to determine who flinches. That's who flinch is first. Whoever flinches, it's a battle of basically how much you back your store. How brave are you because food court chicken shops are mostly about bravery and having the willingness to persist. And when a competitor comes at you in the face of a clinch. How are you ever going to make it in the food court world if you're scared of competitors? You're surrounded by 15 of them a day.

Exactly. So this is the real test. Don't look at me when you say it, look at that. Yeah, that's a good idea. Well, okay, can I look at me more? Well, I'm the judge, so I'm gonna be a little bit impartial so I'm just looking up, while I say Andy, you go and get organized.

Make yourself comfy in one room. Jack, I'll take you next door. You can probably just board a T-shirt in you. Yes, yes. So you guys can have a chat. So I assume any... How much have you done? Well, I told Andy to bring paraphernalia.

I've just set up what I believe best represents the effort that a whole lot more chickens puts into service and style. Certainly have always come across as a more professional shop. As well as taste. To an outsider. Okay, damn. I got my t-shirt. Yes. I'm wearing it.

What you do that? I'll start with you, Jack, next door. Chicken battle to end all battles. Interview with Jack, head of a lot of chickens. I am here with Jack Post. He's the CEO and proprietiter of Holler Chickens. Obviously very, very proud of your store. Yes.

I'm also thankful for everybody who bought a t-shirt, helped the cause. I'll be playing today for you. What does today mean to you? It signals a chance for me to get back at Andy for all the things he's done wrong to me. I can't think what they are was under the impression that this was more of a chicken shop business related context. This is not personal, yes. You're a standard of a beat person, that's all I'm saying.

No, I'm doing it for the chicken store. Can I tell you my tactics or do you not want to know? I'm saying. No, I'm doing it for the chicken store. Can I tell you my tactics or do you not want to know? I'm Switzerland. All right, I've gone for really spicy chicken. Mmm. Sssh. It's a two-burn desire. Because I think he'll be good.

It's been seen as personal. I think he'll be good at not flinching when it hits him. but say if he hit him here and then it starts to, you know, just get in his eyes. I suppose the other question is, what's the flinch window? Now he might have thoughts on this. So should I say it's five seconds before the throw and five seconds after? Because eventually you got to move, because you guys are taking in turns against the wall when you throw in chicken and each other. Okay. What would you like the flinch window to be?

Five seconds before, 10 after, total of 15 second window. Okay, that's your preference for a flinch window? Yes. Alright, I'll take that into account, but I probably will be, I'll have the final sound of the flinch window. I understand. How spicy is it?

You know, Bells Hot Chicken, where we go sometimes, is the hottest one they have. Jeez, I can't even do mild there. Yeah, it's really hot. I had it once and like, it's not with literally coming out my nose. Isn't it called really effin' hot on the menu? Yep.

Jeez. So to plate for Bells Hot Chicken in the evening, we have to pay for it. Yeah, I mean, these, you can't. Don't plug other chicken shops. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Whole other chickens. Great.

For life. Great. Good life. Thanks, Hamish. Chicken battle to end all battles. Interview with Andy and a whole lot more chickens. Andy Lee. I see a whole lot more chickens today as the date.

The battle that will end the chicken war. What does it mean to you? Look at me and everything. It also feels a little bit like if Steven Avery gets off and making a murder. It's the right thing to have happened. It's taken a long time. It's in a long process. That justice will prevail and

I'll be obviously in my rightful spot as top of the chicken pyramid. An unsteady structure to imagine, and certainly one that would stink over the millennia, were you to be buried in it as a pharaoh, but I understand what you mean by the chicken pyramid. You're the judge and game deviser. I remember you encouraging us to wear outfits. Yes. dress up, get involved. I want this to be not just a game of courage, but also a chance for you to show your brightest feathers

as the owners of your chicken job, as they cost you and buys. So, um, no do we sit on this? Right. You've got essentially a full-head helmet. What's a chicken head? Yes, you can see through a small grill. What a fabulous beak.

You can see through a small grill. Yeah. I mean, you put him in a tough position. You know, Jack's gonna behave as citizens. We're gonna have a walk off chicken balls. Can we go into next year? I mean, I'm out of, you were level with me a bit here. You want me to run around like a headless chook? Well, I want you to run around like a chick with a chook of the human head, like a minotaur, well, body of a chicken head of a man, chook a door. What I'm asking

for you as in is to respect the spirit of the game. Yep, I hear that. Which in is a game of flinching, a game of chicken, understand the temptation is the hide behind a helmet. Yes. But I feel like it would be a box and noticing in the rules. Yep. There's nothing to say. Can't hide in a wheelie bin. LAUGHTER

With a whole boxing match. And ensuring no knockout and a career of draws. I might have to rule against a chicken head although I encourage you to wear the suit. Can I wear it like when gladiators used to go out with a bit of song and dance and then they'd take off bits of armor to actually fight? Sure, thank you.

Other question with regards to the rules. If I was to direct one of my fillets at Jack's balls, is that, would that count as a flinch? You're allowed to. That's illegal throw. Great. Final thing I've done is I've got some big billboard branding to make it look like my franchise has sponsored the whole event.

We'd like to have that out. Of course I will. Thank you. That's a great power, MF. Interviews of competitors complete time for the walk out to the arena. Let there be one chicken shop winner. It feels like we're playing at Andy's home ground because he's been allowed to be in the arena first and now I'm coming in and I've just seen him. I've seen him. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. I see him, you're Andy, Mr. Chicken. You assume correctly. A face off between Jack and Andy in front of the whole lot more chicken signs. He's got a banner and your logo is awesome. Yeah. We got more than 50 bucks on it. That's the whole lot more chickens way. As the chicken sledge and continued, let me set the scene.

The chicken arena. Sometimes called the radio station rooftop with Cianne and Jack facing each other. Five brave meters apart. I had now made Andy remove these fiberglass cheating chicken head, ready for battle, and was time to inspect their respective chicken choices. Andy, I see you've bought your weapons, you have all the, how many rounds you thought this would go?

But you have approximately 50 breasts of chicken. Yes, which sells me that you go through a high volume of chicken and a whole lot more chickens, which tells me a lot of customers, which tells me a successful business. You also have some crumbed fillets. Jack you have a bucket heater of chicken? Yes. What have you got Jacko? I have gone for very spicy chicken. Big fry. Good chicken, oh yeah. Actually he was surprised that through some bones in there too. I thought we discussed last time. I am your with a... Remember for a whole lot more chickens? Please climb down, jacking according to the rules.

I know, full well the store you got these from. I'd appreciate you through tenders only, not wings. Yes, sorry. I was under the impression we were getting tenders. I think I've only got bone-to-chicken. Could I borrow some of He's chicken to me. Excuse me. He's a smiley animal, sir. Highly animal, sir.

Please allow me to throw somebody under the bus. There's a guy named Mark who works on the show. He's his first year here. I said he'd be mad to get my chicken. I assumed he knew the rule about no bones. And now this is the first time I'm looking at it. And it's bones everywhere. If you ask, if you ask permission to throw yourself under the bus?

If he accepts full responsibility for the era, you can use Andy's. If he only accepts partial responsibility, what do I do? If he's a dreambone that you're hinting at. Yeah, you might have to, Jack. You might have to. Mark, I don't know if he was familiar with what's going on over there, but Jack sang it was all your fault that he got just wings to accept full responsibility or partial responsibility. I accept full responsibility, I'm really sorry.

What happened, Mike? Oh, come on. Did I need your... What happened? What happened? Give your battle with Andy. What happened? Exactly.

Don't go after this. What happened? He's a seven-trety's employee. Mike, what? A whole lot more chickens never treat their employees that way. It would have been a two-point error. One point to Andy already. Jack, you've got two options here.

You either can beg Andy for some of his, I'd recommend against it. This is a game of dominance. You can beg Andy for one of his breasts. Just what? Or you can undo that chicken and throw d-bone chicken at him. Now I know your tactic is to throw D-bone chicken at him. Now I know you're a tactic. He's the throw spicy chicken at Andy's face.

If you beg Andy for a breast, you've lost your advantage. I know, and that was my idea. I don't know how you are with spicy foods, but this is really spicy. Chicken I was hoping to hit you under the eye. It would shoot up into your eye and you would flinch. Good idea. I don't think we want to stand by

while I D-bone all the chicken and then throw that deep bone at one at a time But then I'm gonna be throwing little morsels So you're gonna now beg Andy for a clean breast. I'll say any do you think we have an amazing delivery service I'll get you before you know you want it it gets here for Oh The gets the, it gets you, before you know you want it, it gets here for you. Oh, just, I'm, I'll be happy to take to having your chicken breast if that's where you're offering it. Thank you for being so tempted. Thank you. To call this right here and now.

No, no, no, it goes from the get go. What, today was meant to be a carnival of chicken selling. You pooped it. Yeah. Then I made it, it couldn't have made it easier. Just get some chicken and throw it at each other. In a, in a't have made it easier. Just get some chicken and throw it at each other in a display of flinching.

You couldn't even get the right chicken. For that Jack, you'll face the chicken throw first. Okay. And he will now throw chicken at Jack. Okay. He's in a classic game of chicken. If Jack flinches, according to my judgment of a flinch, he will lose. If I say he hasn't flinched, but Andy Deem's he has flinch, will review the slow motion footage,

and I will make a further deliberation. Can I ask one other question? Yep. Are we throwing it past them hoping they don't flinch or add them? Whatever you need, at past. Okay. I'll also say this, and this is why it's a good reason to go first. First to flinch loses. When I yell on, the flinch window is open. When I yell off

the flinch window is closed. Andy, being the first to throw a chicken, could do whatever he deems fit within the flinch window. Flinch window will last for 15 seconds. And he may only throw one piece of chicken during the flinch window, but when he releases the chicken, is up to him. If he throws it at one second, Jack must remain rock solid for the third of 14. Any movement by Jack, that I deem to have been avoidable by a brave man before the flinch window is closed, should be deemed as a flinch. Do you want to understand these rules? Yes, I understand. Let's have a good, clean game of chicken here. The flinch window is closed. Should be deemed as a flinch. Gentlemen, do you understand these rules? Yes.

Let's have a good, clean game of chicken here. May the prevailing chicken store proprytera take over the title. For this is the best and only way to decide. That's the dominant store. For the sake of the viewers at home, I just want to talk there through what I'm going to do. I'm going to wind up for the hardest throw, possibly in a demand and not release it. You have to see with it without even throwing chicken.

You just know why it's competitive. Flingers. Jack, prepare yourself. Andy, are you ready? I'm ready. Andy has his chicken loaded. I remind you again when I say the word on the flinch window will be open Andy has the faithly throw the chicken

Not a fleet there's impressive Jack I mean there was a heavy blinking was that No flinch! I'm never wrong. Wouldn't mind reviewing the tape. And a round one. Where did you believe the flinch happened? I went to life. When I walked through the field, when I walked throwing the chicken as hard as I possibly could, a little bit of boog in these pants, and also you blinked a lot at that time. It's very sunny out here. I'm going to haul out a higher level of blinking than I normally would for an overcast match.

That was impressive, Jack. Well, thank you. Jack, you got two. Step it up. Your turn. Andy, you ready? Andy's assumed the position. Jack, you ready?

Ready. On. We have a flake. We have a flake. Andy is absolutely flake. Jack has gone a fast stop. Also, he took one second. We're going to review the tape, Andy. And he is absolutely flinched! Jack has gone past some false end! He took one second! We're gonna review the tape and he's cute!

Can see it in which he likes to review! That was definitely a place I've never seen before! I feel it going so far! And Jack has probably tried it with a bunch of baby casemar! Baby! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! It's You're welcome anytime. Oh, beautiful! I did a check it was. Jack absolutely, absolutely pulling down punches. It was like an Olympic speech softball pitch. And anything, just so lucky, Miss G. And he moved.

Only because he wanted to keep his head intact. Jack goes down what he's done. Yes, well done. A lot of an underground throw wouldn't be as vicious as that thing. Oh, the record was one of the fastest pictures of all time. That chicken's out of here. It's gone. It's easy going to the next problem.

I hope it landed on a barbeque somewhere. Just huge moments guys. Huge moments I mean, can't wait for people to see the video. Yep. It'll be up. Check it out. The flinch test. The game of check of the dents at all. Jack you're still riding high. The fastest, the fastest. I don't know, I've got honestly mixed feelings about what just happened. I'm happy that I won, but I'm worried to see the footage back and see if I overstepped what was in play. Even in slow mo, I've seen the footage back in slow mo, that we were shooting just off some phones.

It's moving at a rapid, but you see it just passed the right side of Andy's head. And it's like one frame in slow-mo then it's gone. Andy's blink takes about four seconds to happen, so that gives you an idea of the speed, the footage is slowed down to, and that chicken is out of there. It's out of there.

I mean, it's fast delivery time. It might just slip. That's, that is fast. That is like, you order it in Sydney, we'll have it in four minutes. It's the fastest chicken I've ever seen. Is that the way you cook up? Just throw them that far.

Throw in the mini atmosphere. Friction, cooked chicken, cooked chicken. Oh, a lot of chickens. Anyway, Jack, a whole lot more chickens were now shut down. A whole lot of chickens will reign supreme next year. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, absolutely. Cocker the walk when it comes to chickens.

Yeah. What a moment to end up. But aside from the chicken wars this year, and that has been so much fun, probably the greatest turn, the greatest discovery this year was our valued and important podcasters. The people that listen to this show, they are the show, they make up this show.

Yep. This is the People's Podcast and People's Special Skills this year gave us more, more moments of hilarity than anything else on the show and felt fitting to end this year's final show before we return next year on March Eve. Yes. It is the return date. Next year, February 28th, before podcast episode 41 comes out of March 8th, we thought we'd finish a year with a look back at all the greatest special skills this year. But we referred to them a lot of the time as our X-Men here. They've got special skills. They needed a home development. My level X-Men have them to test it.

Not many of Dr Xavier's mutants rock up and they go, oh, let me test with you. Sometimes it's on, sometimes it's on. What did work before on the bus with my mate Steve? That is not working now. But we look back at the highs and lows, old deep, deep lows of testing special skills and we'll see you march evening to you.

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