Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 7

Episode Date: April 11, 2018

1. Layne Beachley2. Sleeping Tom3. Power Moves4. Andy’s trip to Bunnings5. Horgs’ Inventions6. Sleeping Tom check in

A least-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Speak it, speak yes, speak yes! My favourite. Let's lock it in, where's it from?

Sweden. No. Denmark. Iceland. Holland. Lithuania. Lithuania. So when with the polite and plural hello?

I'm not casual friendly. No, there's also formal. There's with a male version. So speaker, speaker, speaker, would have been male. What was that? Yeah, and what is you? And what is you? And speaker, speaker, speaker is,

I've got to fill everyone in just if you knew to the podcast. I did a low, a low, a low, like a British constable. Bobby and Hamish said, you should do that in every single language. As a nod to all the international podcasts that we have. And we do have a lot of international podcasts. We have some terrific stuff coming in from all over the world.

So, to let the wany and buddies speak here. Can I quickly bring up, speak of international podcasts? Yeah. I'd love to have his name at hand. I don't, he'll know who I mean. I had a guy riding. I had a guy, I'm so sorry. That's just pop back into my head.

But that's just the exciting is getting your name. Yeah. You'll know who you are, but you get zero recognition. Yeah. We have people writing as VIPs, valued and important podcasts that they give us the, the d'arter of, you know, you give us snapshot of your life. One of the things a special skills,

young gentleman writing from Chile. Right. So one of our Chilean listeners, but under special skills he listed We've got the worst memory in the world Which is I was like should we get him up to test that like to go He's three things and then catfish hat. What did we say? Yeah, and then to have a guy go? I can't remember like straight away or you have to be straight away It's the worst in the world. Yeah, no definitely people with worst memories. Yeah

I mean, I've haven't proven a great memory because I forgot his name But I still remember where he was from remember to turn up today. I'm excited Remember to be excited and I got my tracksuit on. Hey, we do have our tracksuit on We're excited about it because we're gonna jump in the show With our want to create a new surfing song. Not only has there been a while, since there's been a mainstream surfing song, the Beach Boys exhausted it during the 70s, 80s.

We are trying to make a song about learning to surf. Yep. So we're building up a list here of surfing beginner surfing concepts to then make the song from. When we came to McVanning the other week, Mick gave us a terrific one. When they start, you know, learning to get up there, I have to go one knee up first or straight to your feet.

Which one's the good one? Straight to your feet, better. Yep, so that's in there. This came in from Dom. Yeah, correct. He's worried he wants to be a surfer as well. Yep. He'd like in the song to carry off.

He's worried the mornings might be a bit cold. Yeah. I think that's a good call. It's not necessarily about surfing lingo or after. It's more about the worries of learning to surf. That's why we've reached out further into the surfing community and to a woman we're a huge fan of. Absolutely.

Champion. Champion surfer joins us now, Lane Beachley. How are you? You joins us now lane beachley. How are you? How are you mate? Thank you for taking the time a whole of Famer We've got here for the surfing community. Like surely Lano can help us here Do you want do you approve of the song conceptually? Conceptually, yeah great. They're now at two people With conceptual approval and support of a song about learning to serve I love it. I

Mike just throw in something that I'm worried about I'm worried about getting out there and getting bullied by other surfers because I did watch point break one Yeah, that happened. That's true. Like was only is a real worry for me watch point break one. Yeah, that happens. That's true. Local's only is a real worry for me too. Like, what would you say to us as newbies coming into the surf world? Do we, is that only have to be worried about? Yes, well, being bullied is definitely something you need to worry about because the best or biggest surfers will always dominate the lineup. So if you're a learner, stay out of our way.

And the lineup is the lineup. Right. And where on the beach would you find the ticket machine to give you what order in the line you are? So you'll see by the line-up is where everyone sits waiting for the waves to come in. And is it the person at the most left-hand side or the most right-hand side? Is it there go next? No, the person closest to the breaking part of the wave. Yes. Is the person that has priority? Lane, the thing is, we're turning to you because we wanted a bit more support and less

nerves heading into this. At the moment, all we can... No, we want to respect the liner. But that's got to... I've to me, I'm thinking that's a verse three. That's one where, like, in-deserving... I've got worries where you're not... We'll always remember to respect the liner.

Yeah, there's something like that. I've got worries here, Lane, where I'm not even in the water yet. What about putting on the wet suit and stuff like that? Like how do I put on, do I drive to the beach in my way? Like serious question. There's so many things that you can do to home. You can say yes, you've got to put your wet suit on. I prefer to put my wet suit on at home and then run to the beach. I live a long way from my nearest break. Could it be, would I be left after a few weeks? I'm actually put it on the right way around because you don't want to carfterate yourself when you do it up.

And you zip to the back. Yeah, that's a no. Can I, so could I put my wetsuit on up to my waist and have the top end off and drive to the beach and hop out the car? Could I do that? Yeah, just don't do a wedding warm-a-wire in the car. Ah, yeah, don't do a wedding in the car. My wife's parting words with me every day I leave that. Okay, do you remember the first time you tried it, how old are we? Serving? Yeah, four. Four, wow, okay, some 32 years by one. Is it easier at four? Yes, you're fearless at four, you're not worried about making it full of yourself or hurting yourself. Yeah, we're worried about my things. So maybe

think you're four, have the playfulness of a child. Embrace your four-year-old in a self. But he's something as a parent, I would be worried if my four-year-old was attempting this. And I'm nervous myself too. I'm not very confident swimmer. Should I be, should I be boyed literally by the fact I have a flotation device with me or should I become a better swimmer before I hit DAW waves. I suggest you just surfboard as your flotation device. Everything else, it's just going to get in the way.

I suggest you also become a good swimmer because you might spend a bit of time under the water. The average wipeout is only 8 seconds though. So learn to hold your breath for 8 seconds. Let me give you the three main things you need to focus on when you paddle out and catch your waves. Right, right.

So Mick Fanning talks to you about getting up to your feet without putting two knees down. So once you're on your feet, the three things you need to focus on are a wide stance, a knees bent, and your eyes looking up to where you're going. Yeah, don't look down. Don't look down because where you look is where you go. Most people when they stand up the first time they stand up like starfish. Oh, yeah, okay.

So it's, yeah, knees, don't be like a starfish. Don't celebrate too soon. Knees bent wide stance, watch where you're going. Eyes up. Eyes up. Lane, that is perfect. That's all we need. Do you still think that when you get on the border?

No, you're still thinking more advanced stuff? I'm thinking at all. Yeah, yeah. It comes with muscle memory. Old flow stuff. Yeah, very good. I don't know if it's nothing for 45 years. Yeah, Benjane's life.

I know. She's missed out on an eighth world championship. She's starfish. What a curse. I fell world championship. She's starfish Lame actually surfing champion. Thank you very much and congrats on all you do with the Lane Beach League foundation as well People following the tazie challenges. Well, yeah, you're gonna come to tazie with me. It's in August. Yeah, no, I didn't November. Oh right. Sorry. Well, I got changed by white. You know, that was like Andy when someone's like, oh, you know, you don't know about star suns. You're policies. It's worth a shot. Because if you get it, it's a one in 12 and

you're terrific. Tell him what a little bit about it, Blaine. So we're going to do a teens and parents challenge. So it's a four day walk through the east coast of Tazzy. And then we're going to do another adult's walk where we're going to to cradle we're going to summit the cradle mountains right now how many how many case I don't know does it matter to walk I remember when you're walking to bingenese look up don't celebrate I mean the difference between me wearing thongs or shoes we're doing it. We're doing it. Laine thank you so much your champion we'll let you know how the song progresses

I really look forward to hearing it. Are you singing it? Well, at the moment, I guess we'll see it in a professional singer. You know what, you know what, you should do. Great question. Next time we get a musical guest on, we'll put the hard word on him. That's all we need to have our lyrics ready, I think. Yes, yes. You guys can hear him. We've just been in the background checking out tips like, you know, that's what Lane said and stuff like that. Thanks again. You're welcome. And of course we now have a database here at the Hamish Andy podcast that rivals Facebook's database. Yeah, how many have we got now, Jack? 77 million. Have we allowed, have we allowed,

who, who, should we sell them to? 77 million have we allowed have we allowed do it? Him as should we sell them to Camer general with a couple tons? I would have thought. Oh yeah, we're just using we're using everyone's personal information. Jack's drunk, Lenny's these tracks it three times this show. Well, we did go into that and Jack had an iPad resting on an iPhone. Yes, as he's stand and he was wearing designer tracks. He's got tracks he pants. Yeah, from the boy with no job.

I don't I don't understand what's going on. And we're not here to start Rimmie's or Kassus versions. But we think obviously the personal information. Oh, I'm trying to say the personal information of the value to the important podcast. He used to go to the gym a lot. I'm going to the gym. So he's dealing steroids.

Any selling personal information. No, I go to an old person's gym though. So he's dealing by a girl. It's dumb. Anyway, Jack's running side hustles. We've got all this data on people because people are subscribing and in all seriousness we assume we protect it. Absolutely. We absolutely protect it. We don't do anything with it. We said, minute, we do mine it. We do pause it. It's a way. It's a way. It's a way to be a part of the show,

more involved member of the show, so go to Hamishney.com, fill it out. Or you can just contact with anything on your mind, Hamishney.com. Exactly, and if you're a long time, if you listen to the radio version of this show, 13, 10, 60 would still be in your mind. You call that now, I know who you're gonna get.

Yeah, carry tummy, like what time of the day you call it? Yeah, I don't know. We're not gonna answer. I mean, I do answer a little bit, but pocket money, but he's a $18 an hour and I'm trying to give up with Jack on the money, Fred. Here's one we found out that we loved. His name is Tom Bunett. He's standing at the Sajudian now. We actually invited him in for today's show because something in his form, we asked people to leave a lot of personal information, something into special skills,

caught our interest. Now, it wasn't, there's a lot of chat about being a trumpet player, which would have, that would have given you a Google alert. We've got a trumpet playing, got a trumpet playing list, and he's gone, the thing that you've noticed. The first Google order, if I had, for trumpet-based things, recheck the system,

I know, he doesn't say he can clean a trumpet, so you guys can chat about that after the show. What valve, do you clean the A valve first? Oh yeah, I put honey in mine. Done. Would you have put honey in a valve? And no, you wouldn't, and you don't call the A valves. Anyway, play, one thing that caught our attention

was his ability, he claims, and the special skills, to sleep anywhere in any time. He can go to sleep anywhere, any time. So he says, now if there's one thing we've learnt this year doing the podcast, we don't take these claims lightly. In fact, we immediately go prove it. Come on in Tom.

Come on in. Tom, I need walking in now. We've decided to order the special skill. How are you, Tommy? Good, thanks for having me. It's a pleasure. Tom, Tom, anywhere anyhow, I suggested make it really tough, like putting down tax or spikes in me. I said anywhere

Anyhow I recently watched zero dark 30 This is a little bit grimper there as I think called stress positions people At Guantanamo I'm deliberately I think to make you stop sleeping. We're not gonna put you in a stress place. Oh thanks Thank you even though we could Because you didn't say anywhere any time. And also by stepping into the studio with a boss of you. I stand by that, man.

OK. So Tom, give us a bit of what? Give us a bit of a classic hits of when you're where you've slept and how improbable it was. I mean, I've slept on cars, on car bonnets, on a slippery incline. Yeah. What was the position? Starfish face down, curled up, finger position, what you want?

Front face across the bonnet. Top off. Top off, yeah. No, because I would have thought you would need top off to stick to it. Because I was every in a t-shirt, you should be slipping down. Top off, festival or something.

Festival for sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I wouldn't say it was the start of the festival. No, we just got there and I thought if I'm going to enjoy all three days of this and get a good positive the main stage on me my rest. Okay, what about give us some other? That's a great, that's a great one. Where else are you slept?

I've slept on a roof. Okay. Roof with a pretty steep incline with only a gutter. That's holding my feet on the wall. She's a lot of it. It's fun to have a 30 days of extreme resting. You're loving it, you're lying. It's good.

I think you've got to be down. Okay, so maybe we're too flexible. You will pass to kids playground and see the slide and go. Oh, I feel like I've playground and see the slide and go So so your what we've done is we've actually been quite generous here We're playing to naughty strings. We've actually got a baby back here. It might be too horrible I'm trying to make a vampire sleep in a bed So any what were the exact works, him? Any time, anywhere?

Any time, anywhere. Any time, anywhere. We choose now. Which is now. And we choose right here. So if you can lie down now, Tom. Yeah, sure. And we're going to a big pink kind of bean bag cushion on the ground.

We're going to mic set up next to your head to Tom. But so now you're off the desk. Yeah. Look at these, he's settling in It's got an arm back. It's actually really good Boy, he knows how to get comfy straight away. We're witnessing a master at work. Are you a uni or do you have a job? I have a job sort of. I mean I'm a musician so I'm always up late. Yep. Picking your own hours. Yeah, that's it Okay, so the idea is for the rest of the show which is another 25 minutes

yeah you've got that window to try and get to sleep try not off we're gonna keep doing the show I'll see you in 25 minutes okay you've got a beanie under you'd like to pull the beanie down so it's like he's on survival he's doing beanie's both of the eyes now Tom now the thing is Tom knows what he's doing. So, Ben, he's both of the eyes now. Tom, off you go. The thing is, Tom, I mean, he's already getting rested. Like, we're going to be prodding you and stuff. No, we're not going to prod him. No, to test him. If I go, geez, I think Tom's asleep here.

We'll prod him here. I've got a bit of view of him. Don't fake. No one will be impressed by that. Yeah, I'm. No, we're going to. We're going to know whether he's asleep. Yeah.

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I saw him swallow hard. As we, as we, we're doing it with his face completely covered by a bean, he said, it's really only if it's all chin down, but I saw him like, do that, like, all right, swallow hard, like, let's really focus. See how he needs to try. Okay, now he's reshuffle, he knows he's awake. He knows he's fully awake. He's losing thumbs OK, now he's reshuffing. He knows he's awake. He knows he's fully awake. It's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, If this is the first time you've listened to the Bug Us, that's the noise we use every time.

Always have, always will. That's how I move noise. And God, there's been some great ones coming in. Now, to give people a quicker fresher, though, I doubt we need to. Essentially, what I want to add to power move is it's a terrific move that you can utilize in a circumstance, which I think one of the key things we're finding with power moves is the recipient isn't ready for them. They usually catch you off guard.

A quick example, going for a handshake, you turn your hand up so it's on top. Yeah, no one's expecting that. No one's expecting that. And suddenly people are shaking underneath like they're begging with an open power. And you feel like the king or queen. Can I give you a quick one from the guard,

Josh here, came out in. Josh's shenanable, no, it seems real. Power move, right? This is a fantastic one. When leaving a room or a group, okay, always point to someone and tell them you're, I'm leaving you in charge. Quickly leave before anyone has time to respond. It sounds like you were in charge. Because it sounds like you're in charge and you're picking your acting president while you're away. And then when I get back, we all know what's gonna happen. I'll be back in charge. But while I'm gone, guess what, you're in charge, Chan.

This one came in from Alex, Chan. He said it involves being a passenger in a car with at least one other passenger. Oh, you're kidding. Okay. Car ride of three total people or more. Yeah, it needs to be a trip where the other passenger is getting dropped off before you. That's the other best thing about fail moves.

Yeah, the fact that they can't be specific enough. It's great to have one for every situation. Yes, step one is let the other passenger call shotgun. Admittedly, this can seed some power, but don't worry. It's vital. Because of the lot more power to game if you go through. Sometimes you have to climb down out of a small tree to climb an even bigger tree. Second step is where the person in the front seat gets dropped off at destination A,

instead of abiding by the common etiquette, I think you know we're going, we're joining the driver in the front seat, just go down, stay in the back. Then you suddenly have a person who's show for, and you can say things like busy night mates, and if you bring like a can of coke and some nuts and a magazine, you're going to have to have it on your own all times. But it's a cool little setup to have it at the back there like you're on your own personal aeroplane. Very good one, Al, really good power move. Are we doing the guitar noise after every power move?

No, oh we can. Let's see. Let's see. Actually, right. That sounds... Obviously, fade it down. Yeah. Sounds sonically correct then.

Andy, can we all be upstanding? Because for the first time, this podcast, this year, Jeff, the machine night has contributed. Right. Long time podcast. Long time podcast, though. Would know that he's called Jeff the machine because he used to,

well, he's contacted the show more than anyone else with quality correspondence. With quality correspondence. You can't just go, I'm contacting you again. No, it's always a little bit of a gem. You know how like you better stop using the, here in the show, because we only had one list. Yeah, but it was always the best stuff.

It's like, you know, the old days, like when letter writing was big, you know, like Charles Darwin would write, like letters that are worthy of being published. Like nowadays you could buy a collection of darwans letters, and it's book quality. Like that's what Jeff's churning it. Such as a mad uncle who's texting you all the time like cat memes and going, how you watching the hockey, no, no. No. So he's got good stuff. He actually came and visited the show from Canada.

From Canada, he came and sat on the radio show last year and conducted a test that we suggested to him. The science is all around you, test. So guys, I mean, following the power moves, he is a school teacher in Canada. The principal at my school uses this move on kids all the time, right? So there's a principal power move.

Paul's into the office. We thought there's being the principal. No, no, what kids these days, you need power moves. Kids don't respect principals. Paul's into the office, did some down and says, well, you've seen what you did on the cameras. So this is your opportunity to tell your side of the story. Oh, good.

So he's a bit of a, we used to call this that you just told me, or the detective Goran from Laura. Because it'd be often when the criminal, or someone would say, get to your guys, split them up. And the criminal would go, how did you know that?

You just told me. So he does a version of you just told me. Yep, we saw you do on the cameras, tell you a side of the story. He then sits there and looks at the student in silence. I have seen this do this for minutes on end until the students start pouring out everything they've done. New paragraph, by the way, our school doesn't have cameras.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hey, we better keep, I've got more, but cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras. I have cameras.

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Oh yeah Brad, Brad's at Brad's standing by. Brad, you're gonna be the one person jury, is that, or maybe I should have seen, Judge. I Brad, yeah, you can be Kim Jong-un here. You can decide, you can have final say, you have you with that? Yep, no, I agree.

All right Brad, you listening intently, here you have you with that? Yep, no worry. I'll break your listening intently, here we go. So last night, this is Josh Nausberg, this is the case. So last night, there were five or six cherry tomatoes in the punnid after dinner on the bench. As I walked towards the bench, I had every intention to eat those cherry tomatoes. Teaks were standing nearby, she saw I was going for them

and she said, you can have the rest of them in an attempt to power move me I then responded in an attempt to regain power while I was going to anyway His question is was this a futile attempt to regain power or did she get one up? I've got my theory, but let's go to my theory Brad. What do you think? I think she got one up on him so I I wrote back to him and I said, good, good inkling, Brad. I wrote back, this is a two-parter here. And I go, look, I'll take it to the show, but I think she's got you there.

He wrote back, no way, you're kidding me. Surely I get some look in as I specifically walk towards the cherry tomatoes for no other reason than to consume them. Wasn't like I was going over to say, hi, and then, oh, look, I'll eat some cherry tomatoes. I was going over there, they'd eat them and nothing was stopping me. Yep, and fortunately, we have this example sent in for another guy called James Lawrence.

Yep, right. And he writes, this is just by the by-eared redness, so it ties in nicely and thank you James. I love it. I love this is what you do in a courtroom. He said, have a case study. He said, commanding your mates to do things they're going to do anyway is the best way you can do. For instance, when your food arrives at the table, you go, you can eat that if you want. That's what she's done. That is what she's done. Taken has got her Brad agrees. Brad. Thanks to you, Roolie. No, who are you? Tommy. Tommy your sleep? Tom's not asleep.

I'm hanging a sec. Take it back, we're coming back. Alright, Ender, your closest to Tom. We just at the end of that power move segment, we just yelled out to him. It does look very asleep. The breathing is good. Pretty steady. Both hands are on his tummy. What he's done there is smart, actually,

because we run this room at 21 degrees, according to the digital thermostat. Jack's having a peak. Jack wants to see the sleeping man. Do you know what he's done? And this is why I would put a vote in for he is asleep. He's put both his hands on his tummy, and a warm tummy is a good way to get to sleep.

And I think he likes a warm tummy. That's why he lay face down on the bonnet of that cart. Yeah, I feel like, I can see how he's got the sleep. He's done it in record tummy. We're thinking he wouldn't make it for the show. I mean, go in, have a test. What's the test though?

Like, the fact that he's putting his beanie over his face makes it harder. Go in have a test. What's the test though? Like the fact that he's putting his beanie over his face makes it harder. I figured, no, he's giggling. What are you doing? You're not. You're not a rat. And it certainly was a rat. All right, he continues. Good luck, Toby. In the meantime, that tummy warmth.

In the meantime, him. Weird thing happened to me on the weekend. Right. And you know when you've set with a situation where I think you're doomed to fail, but you have to go through with it anyway. I think this happened to me. Is that Bunnings?

All right? Dad texts me and goes, while you're at bunnings, make sure you pick up some toilet paper. Cool. And I'm like, I sell gill immense at office works, so I'm sure they do have toilet paper bunnings. So my head was like, I don't think they have toilet paper at bunnings.

They might have very, very, very, very light grain sand paper. So, I've gone, well, there's no one going up and asking one of the red shirts. So I went into the toilet section. There's actual toilets and tiles and... That's true, that's what I have to all pay for. So it would be upsell, you could get a pack. Exactly. By the time I get a hundred rolls free, it was something that I would do.

Couldn't see the toilet paper anywhere. Went through all 20 hours, so I was like, no, it's too embarrassing to go up and I'll squirt on the red shirts. No, I would say that toilet paper is an acceptable ask. Cause you're like, hey, I come to Bunnings all the time. I know where the power tools and stuff are. And I know, like, if I need a tool,

don't worry, I'm not asking you. But I bet you do you guys sell this? Cause I'm more of a power tool guy, bunnies. So I couldn't find it. And then I was like, well, I'm gonna have to ask someone which may be embarrassing, but I'm gonna pick my person wisely because there's a couple of guys that I think

were not totally for seven hundred tons. So I'm distracted, he's rolled over on Dresan. If he flips to his tummy, he'll be almost in car sleeping on a bonnet position. Sorry, I know, Karen. So, picked out an elderly lady that just had a really lovely demeanor and thought, yeah, this is a red shirt. She's a red shirt.

And she's in the flower section. I went across the hair and said, I have red shirts on it. I went across and said, I learnt that the highway, a war red shirt into batting one time and got asked questions. Red Polo. Yeah, don't do that. Don't wear your own Mac as uniform into Mac. So when I was a lady and said, sorry, you know, it's a toilet paper, do you?

And she goes, what do you think we have a supermarket and had a laugh? I've got a burn. And the size of it, well, there it is then. Obviously, you don't. But you think on a mega store, they have a situation where they're gonna go, actually, no, we don't do that. Especially if you're a chain that uses

your customer service people talking to the camera about how good they are at service. They never go to the bannings, they don't go, I love it when dickheads come in. Looking for the wrong thing. Yeah, we piss ourselves. We have competitions about who can shame them the most. Hey, there's a cry out over social media pipes for some classics.

Love in the new podcast. We'd love some classics as well. Walking around with a fat jet book. A lot of Bitcoin money. Nothing to invest in. Yes. There's a bit, a lot of feedback we got over email. And Horgz had reached out to us,

our mate who comes up with inventions. If you knew to the podcast, welcome by all means. We love bringing you new people. But he's made of ours that reaches out with inventions, with the hope that people on the podcast hear it. And then we'll invest in his ideas. We couldn't remember what opener, because there've been so many different ones

for Hawks' inventions is the most current. We felt like this was the most the best. Musically and accuracy was the best. Oh, what invention does he have? Hawks! Hawks! If you download it today, spot Gus going, she long out. Now you're beginning to realise why. We're doing frequent check-ins with Tom who's trying to fall asleep in the corner and

we're still awake, we just sawtwinch and we're getting one minute hog at the openers. Hogs inventions, hogs, welcome back. Thanks boys that was my favourite eye for the bother way. Oh good. Go to the other side. Well we're getting off to a new year on the right first. Hogs.

We asked you before you're coming on because obviously people can't hear this live and call in. We asked what demographic we don't know anything about the invention, but what's the demographic that the new inventions aimed at? Well, just a bit of intelligence, I'll recall, because I think that's what I've been lacking over the years. That's what we should have done years ago. I mean, I mean, intelligent people call up.

Oh, right, okay, sorry. So you're sort of going, I'm bringing you a 70% built idea. I'd love some smart people to put the finishing touches on it. Yeah. Okay. I've been bagging me for years. Right. So you're saying it was only silly people that were bagging you.

You have no intelligent people out there that were. Correct. No intelligent people. We want some rigorous scientific debate. So that's the demographic. So we have, because we have a lot of panels. And so a little bit older, a little bit older. Like a little bit older.

OK, so we've picked out people's, now Jack has, we've got a lot of data now and our very evaluate and important podcast as database. We have to pay Jack money to access that data. He sells it to us, he sells people's data to us. And that's why Jack, true or false, we're just drinking a juice from the cold press play stances. Yeah, I was.

A dollar juice. So Jack's doing very, very well for himself at the moment, selling people's personal data to us. But thank you, Phil, that we got it. We've got it now. We've picked out two people that we think will be perfect as the type of investors. Hawks, what's the invention today? I thought I was out by the way. I thought there was no hall of invention. So I deleted the spreadsheet. Wow. Right. Hang up the lab coat. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know the podcast was going to work on hall of inventions, but anyway. Yep. I appreciate it. Okay. We appreciate it. I didn't know you invented just for us. Other were giving, given like a special insight into inventions that were on their way out to the public anyway.

I mean, it didn't start just for us because it just started to, it started to, it started from you telling me at the pub that yeah, it's an Excel spreadsheet with inventions on your desktop. But anyway, can you remember one then from the, or is there a new one? Oh, I, I've actually had quite a few, like I was actually thinking like you know Bitcoin will I invented the fake share market before Bitcoin yeah you did you didn't you mentioned I don't know why we didn't do that well I reckon it's I did it with the title yeah I think I think if you're going to people that are going to hard their whole life and they've got their superannuation nest and you're sitting down

with their financial planner and you go look I've got this thing called the fake share market. That was between that and the real share market that you've heard a lot about. Now neither are a guarantee. Where do you want to put your money? Okay. That's why we needed this smart people to call up. They got a great idea. Let's just call it something else. Yeah, how did it work again, the fake share market? Oh, we just make up companies. And put a price to it, and then the dollar that goes up.

Like, we wouldn't decline the value of it. We just keep it going up, and people are having wins left right now. So it's just a gambling game really. I don't understand. I mean, there's a part of me that is about to laugh at it and there's probably like the illuminati listening going, yeah, that's what we do with the real share market. So I don't understand another share market to critique it. Does seem like someone that has a degree in economics or something might find a flaw in it.

But anyway, today's not the fake share market. No. And it's not, and the other one the airtasker. Yeah. WWW.NATABITAHL. You did have need a bit of help. That was it. That was it.

I counted four or five of your inventions that have gone on to make people millions and millions of dollars. Let's not sit on the hands. Let's not, let's let's let's let's leave them behind. They've left us. Let's not, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, we leave them behind. They've left us. What's today? All right. Well, I was just having a think about invent, like previous inventions and how they all

work. What the problem is with this world? People, you know, we, we can't with the car. And then the car looks exactly the same forever and a day. And seeing what else you could watch. See? Right. The watch. Right, the watch.

For some reason, some blog said, let's put the watch on the left wrist. So we've been walking around for centuries. Everyone looking like idiots, looking up their left wrist, saying what the time is. Well, we're not looking like idiots, but you've had an emotion to that.

We have been using watches successfully for a long time to tell the time. Not centuries, but long time. It's a bit of an effort to actually look at the time, like pull your arm out. It's always your watch. Yeah. Like I've got the oil watch and I even't flick sometimes, you're flicking it everywhere. So, you know where a better spot to put the watch? With just no effort whatsoever.

Most people walking down the whole time anyway, just like it on your shoe. So, on the tip of your shoe, we're talking digital. I'm keeping it up. Digital, yeah. And so you can have it. It can be an eye and eye shoe watch. It's OK, so it's in digital watch that seems to be. Well, let's not immediately assume Apple wants to buy this.

Yeah. So you always have to wear the same pair of shoes, obviously. And or you could just wrap it on, but I suppose. That's one thing is that more like a fit bit kind of thing. You could slide on and it's got like a tough underneath so you could slide it on your shoe any pair of shoes Yeah, I think see if you're just standing there. I wonder what the time is It's a lot easier to walk down It's like I'm actually just trying to know to lift my whole leg up

Which actually Muscles I think using use your quads. It feels a lot way way. I feel like I have to squint. Tali's on the line. Tali is in the demographic. Tali, you're a smart person. Yeah.

Jax Harvest said you're data. You've shown up on our databases as a smart person. Yeah. Tali, what's your vibe on the shoe watch? I think it might be a bit harder to subtly check my shoe watch during a meeting. Yeah. Tali, what's your vibe on the shoe watch? I think it might be a bit harder to subtly check my shoe watch during a meeting. Yes. That little under the table sort of in front of me sort of what's the time? It's gonna create a spectacle if you put your foot on the table. Tali, and I'm generalizing here and

one of the show pet hates is generalization. Generalisation, which is a generalisation in itself. But for females, more than males, they tend to change shoes more often. I doubt that having an inbuilt watch into the shoe would be that effective because you're changing shoes all the time. So we'll slip over the toe watch. But a slip over the toe will make it uncomfortable and change the design of it. And see if that's your best pair of shoes, Tali. Probably your pair of your still at it.

Yeah, it's gonna definitely affect my on Tatecure routine. Yeah, yeah. If you're going to not be seen anymore. If you're going out to an event or a birthday party for a friend or colleague, you still have to dress up for a colleague, you're probably not gonna slip a digital watch

over the toe of your deletos, I. Ben is also the one. Ben, any thoughts on the invention? Yeah, look, I think it's a great idea. I mean, in terms of like being at a meeting, I mean, in my office meetings, I'm often, you know, I do that whole like, you know, left leg over the knee, so I can often just see my shoe anyway. Okay. Um, but... Bit more readily than just Eurist.

I can see someone developing a product just for so ambitious looks in a watch during a meeting. Can I jump in, sorry Ben. Yes, and sorry, Ben sounds as if he's on the toilet right now. And he's looking at the whole variety of toes. Yeah, pasties risk. I wouldn't be having a go of it. He's the only guy back here. Hawks, how robust is the shoe? Say after a game of AFL football and you're allowed on the pitch to have a kick around, they do that some rounds.

And a ball comes and like, well, I trust the kick back or we're going to break my watch. Well, we haven't created it yet, we don't know how much is it, how much is a retail for? Well, it's the same as a 500, it's the same as the other watch. The same as an eye watch for a market, but they're in the market for an eye watch. They're Apple watches by the way. I mean, I've got to just, I know there's me frustrating listeners.

I mean, but does it have the functionality of an Apple watch? She read emails. It's going to, obviously, it's going to be tough to. Let's take her out with her. Your six foot, your six foot six as well. You've got to be pretty flexible. You've got to be pretty flexible to read. She takes lessons off the foot. That's really bent, bent, bent. Your six foot six as well Ben Ben are you a gymnast?

Ben are you a gymnast? Not really You don't have flexibility to go Walking long You feel you get name out What you're gonna do is a very very simple standing up split Have a quick look at it Before you hamstring pops and you put your leg back down It's not too difficult

Thanks for the exhaust Oh boy, lean up, apple calls. Okay, it brings us close to the end of this show. Haine. And Tom, if you've been listening to Since The Start, now she may have, because of these rare, to open up a podcast, I was just jumping into the middle. Yes. You'd be where Tom, our very important podcast

is in, visiting the show today, he climbs, he can sleep anywhere anytime. Yes. He's sort of gone to his side. He's been called Ben every said. Certainly looks more comfortable. He's heavy breathing. You can hear that.

Can you turn his microphone up, who's it, Jack? Okay. Is that the sound of a man that's fakie? Or is that the sound of a man who's asleep? Turn his microphone up. Real loud. And I get these face. Get near his face. Okay.

See if he can go or see if he giggles earth as any change in sleep. Okay, I'm heading across to him. Like a shock him. I can see his lips. What are they doing? They're not smiling. Okay, Andy's right down on the ground now. Next to Tom on the pink, pink, pink, beanbag. I think. Tom's all curled up. I mean, he's put himself in a brace position. I think he might.

He's put himself in a bit of a hey, keep it down, guys position. Except he did climb, he can sleep anytime, anywhere. He's also blocked. He's blocked one of you in this position, isn't position. Except he did climb, he can sleep anytime, anywhere. He's also blocked. He's blocked. Why are you in this position, isn't he? And he's cut along, you know what I'm saying? Oh, no. Now he's done a little bit of the stupid to wake up.

Tom, Tom, where are you asleep? Uh, yeah, I think so. How long has been? I think we're going to give him a big hand. I think we're going to him a big round of applause. I think he was a slayer. Tasty! Well done Tom!

Come on up to here. He's sufficiently frazzled, Tommy. Yeah, come on up here. I mean, you never have to be that disobeyed. You remember coming in. I didn't drug you. I got telling him he's face. Got Rhonda Pee's real and I actually think that's what

sending off you now has you got a six cents did you detect something there like what made you wake up I think I heard you talking right in front of my face. I was doing that. Tell me I'm going to give it to you and I'll tell you why we often talk in the show about the print on his face. Look at the print on his nose. Tell me you had 40 weeks. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, absolutely. He had 40 weeks. Yeah, absolutely. You had 40 weeks. Yeah. This is huge. Live sleeping. We're going to give it to you because we often talk about waking up from sleep acting. Is it the hardest acting that can be done? Yeah. Like even your J-laws and stuff, I think would struggle to successfully pull off pretending to wake up. That's what we just saw there was genuine. That was a man waking up from 40 weeks. Do we want to lie him down now and tell him to pretend to wake up and see whether or not... Can I have the truth?

I am all up for that. Just don't think we have the time. We've run long on the air. But I'm all up for it except that he could just throw it. Yeah, he could just overact it and then we'd have to again agree with it. I think we can give it to him based on what we could look at this fuzzy face. Yeah, absolutely. It's a great school. A lot of time is a question. He almost just said it. Yeah, I'll clean it up in a sec. Like he was a straight into defensive mode. Two questions for me. Are you living by yourself, Tommy

Shairhouse, Sat Homes, Shairhouse? Yeah, right. Full of musicians. Full of sleep with noises. I dig. I do. I do. I do. Two full of musicians. Yeah, full of his sleep with noises. I dig. He's killing half. I dig them. Toot. Toot, two questions for me. First on is, I was just like, did you? Did you remember us talking about an invention? No. I don't think so.

Thought we might get him on that one. Yeah, second one is. Second one is, my girlfriend, back, I told her we were doing him on that one. Yeah, her two years ago. The second one is my girlfriend back. I told her we're doing this on the way. And she said, did you prepare? No. I didn't. What time did you go to bed last night?

12.30. That's gone. Cool, man. I think we've got to give it to him. We're going to give it to him. I mean, you've got to sleep any time anyway. And I think we're thinking we're going to give you a coin. Yeah. I think we can give you give it to him. We're going to give it to him. I mean, you've got to sleep any time anyway. And I think we're thinking, thinking we're going to give you a coin. Yeah, I think we can give you an Emission Enigoy.

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