Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 43

Episode Date: March 13, 2019

1. Gathering the troops2. The bus trip3. Surprise house-warming!4. Post’s party5. It’s the finals recounted now6. Changing the game

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi to all in sundry because it's an exciting show today. Have a Hoi to you. Hoi to you. Hoi to you, Jack.

Hoi, hello. And a river. Yes. And a Hoi to Kiran, who I reached out to via email to see what he's doing. He was up to today and I think in South Africa. He sent back a sound file. Yes, he sent it. Good night there, Oli. Not there, I didn't know.

Let's hear that. Hey, hey, machine-end, this is Kirin from Cape Town, South Africa. Just about to head down to Kepp's Bay for a cheeky surf this weekend. Oh, good on him. Yeah, quick, sharp one from Kirin. Thank you very much.

Sometimes you're like, what? Always. I'm gonna make a set up for you. But it was laying on the ax and a bit thick there. Didn't make that 20 seconds, like that's cute. Well, never know. Can I have another bombs a bit more. Thought it was laying on the accident a bit thick there. Didn't know that's what he said, that's cute. Well never know. Can I have another bombshell? Yeah.

It's up on the website. If you want to tell me how what you're up to today, for us to play on the podcast, you can tell all of this. You can you can upload, you're telling everybody you can upload now on the website. How do you feel? I sound very easy.

Why don't you do a WhatsApp number? I don't want to do a WhatsApp number. I'm sure it's past absolute piece of cake. You're going to dedicate it for WhatsApp. I'm going to get many. I'm going to get many. I'm going to get many. If you want to tell us what you're up to.

If you would find it easier to do a WhatsApp, do let us know via the contact form and we'll have a look at some of that feedback too. Because I do know how annoying it can be to attach a sound file. Okay, through a laptop, through a desktop. Very easy. Anyway, absolutely. Nightmare.

What we've got to get to is, Jacko, how are you feeling this week? Speaking of absolute nightmares, you had a night that was not a nightmare at Jacko. Was a dream come true? I had my housewarming party. Jack is surprised. Housewarming, it happened this week. It happened last Monday.

Monday night. Now I was in Melbourne, so coming off a public holiday for Melbourne, for Victoria Cameraw for Long Weekend. First of all, Jack, did you least suspect it? Didn't suspect at all. I thought you'd be surprised. I thought, for some reason, I just thought you'd milk it for longer, like doing invites and stuff because you only did two invites. So yeah, I thought I had. We broke one of the cardinal rules of the radio and podcasting I guess when you're having an event, don't spend 10 weeks inviting people and asking in heavy quotation marks, bands if they'll play. And having them say yes, and then playing that bands musically. So there was none of that lead up, which made me think- That was kind of out.

Also, at the end of a long weekend, I think everyone's got their guard down naturally, so it's a mix of your life. That's exactly what we planned from the party planning bunker. So, Jack, we hit your place just after nine o'clock, I think it was him. Yeah. But boy, the logistics.

Yeah. I mean, you, Andy, picked up the minibus, the 25th Seda. No, I'm 30 in the morning. Sorry, I shouldn't say minibus at all. The midi bus. Yes, a midi bus. Is that what they call it? I don't know.

Well, it's not a maxi bus. That would be a stretchy bus. We were certainly a midi bus. Yes. And like a coach. Well, 25th Seda. 20th Seda. And he's not licensed.

Oh, you have licensed a driver coach. I can drive a coach. Fixed. A heavy rigid vehicle. Not one that's articulated. Did it have a TV at the front? We didn't need one. No, but I know it explains how big it would be. Had an automatic door. I know. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's meeting. But it was so, before we got on, everyone was like twisting it, bending it one way and then I didn't budge. It was so rigid. It was such a rigid vehicle.

And we couldn't lift it. And I was a licensed to do so. So it was a heavy rigid vehicle. Everything was above board. I'm gonna tip my hat to Ando as well. And we'll mention this again. I'm sure I think later on. But we got to the pub.

I was so excited to meet everyone. Well, that's where we were corralling, like a secret publication. You went to the pub first. Well, that's we needed a meeting point, like near a train station where everyone could come in. And I said to Andy like, what if I night and I went to get us some beers and then I went

I bet a not. And I was like, I'm confused. I thought we're having a party. Then I realized he's the bus driver. Yeah. And I said, but you can have one like you be, you know, you know, you went, I just think since I'm driving, 25, I podcasted around, just in case,

it's probably better I'm a zero, zero, which had not even crossed my mind and I went out smart thinking and that's the kind of team leadership you need for a surprise housewarming party. Jack, as you probably brushed your teeth and got ready for bed, we were meeting at the pub and let's pick up the action as I saw him at the top of the stairs.

Well, here we are, and though, at Rondevo point, El, you've bought hard rubbish. No, I haven't bought three hours warming gifts for my friend Jack who's finished his house, and now he's been pre-loved. No, no, no, no, they're impossible to wrap this stuff. He's ready for a tail rack with some sort of fashionable smudges on it. A tray that looks like the kind of thing my mum might give me.

But now it's the kind of thing I might give Jack. And of course a high-chirp. Which can be used if you're childless like Jack and Bianca are at this stage. In the interim as a sort of a high coffee table. Sort of a high small coffee table, but that's a Swedish design, a Australian assembled. I took a leave out of the same book, remember that Westdale shelf you gave me,

I left my car one night at a car park, yeah. And I see I was gonna put it in that. Isn't that great? I haven't been at that. It's actually a celebration of three houses. My house feels so much empty now. We've been trying to get rid of this high chair. Well, Bixby, it's pain in the air. So we tried to do an outside

higher chair for the world. No, what am I saying? It's a great present, he's gonna love it, it's a nice waist high coffee table. Very, very small waist high coffee table. Okay, people. That's great. It's a really special day. It's gonna be a special day. People are falling in, we've got a 25-seat bus when picked it up this morning. I think we've almost got the full crowd here. Yeah, fantastic. And they're great. I've seen wrapped up presents already. I've seen pot plants. Actually you really replaced it with a potpank. Could be the high jet. Yes. Thankfully no one's bought a high jet. So no one's doubled up. That's going to be relief. We have to have twins down the track.

Hey, as far as the surprise, I think we're better off trying to extract the Queen B out of the house Yeah, rather than storming in just so we can get the genuine surprise You might see us all funneling to the front door if it's 30 feet. You're right He could, yeah, you're right. Now the last thing I wanted to say him to sort of deadlock the door. Yeah I mean most be honest he built this house himself if he deadlocks that it will go on the side and kick the ball down Paper on his best off. We can blow it over. As far as the three little pigs, it's the opening pig. Jack's right above us, so he just cut through you wall.

We made a doorway. So my thought was, we saw we lure him out somehow. Yeah, we lure him out. Maybe we find out that I bought fake blood. No, why? It's like an injured person out the front, owning or something. The thought is scary.

I was thinking maybe one of our guests, our party guests, he wouldn't know them. We get them going and saying, hey, my car's broken down a little straight. Can you help me push it to the side of some of that? You dickhead. You dickhead, Jack. No, don't do that. No, stick with your plan. So we start a bit more. Can you help me push it to the side of some of that and you dig it? You dig and Jack? No, don't do that. No, stick with your plan. So we start a bit more.

We start at the start. I don't know you Jack. And then he comes around with her wheel your your surprise and try and get back into his head. Before he does. Then we lock him out. We start a guest list and it's $10 of a charge. All right, let's go with, uh, let's go a bit of the truth. So we went to the back of the pub to meet 25 wonderful party goers, all with much more thoughtful gifts than Hamish.

Oh that's not true, Jack, I know for fact he doesn't have a hard two. Great turn out. Guys, officially welcome to the launching zone for Jack launching zone. For Jack's surprise, also. Yeah! Yeah! That's it! Woo! Woo! Let's warm this house! No, this place is boiling hot, this is a pub. But Jack, little unbeknownst to him,

some annoyingly about 45 minutes drive away. Jack is actually faster sleep, because at a clock now he works in breakfast radio in a nice cold house Yeah, in a freezing house That hasn't been warmed. That has not been sufficiently warmed by a good mob As anyone here been to a surprise house warming before great great It's history we're making history. We are hoping for a volunteer right and

Gonna plan well, obviously he might see us all if we just roll up to the front door and we park the van at the front. What we'd propose is that one person goes up and says that their car's broken down. In the middle of the road and would he mind coming out and helping them push it to the side of the car? You can add a little bit of source to it like, I've tried other houses now on time, but don't go crazy, like, stick to the script by and large. So, I mean, is there anyone that feels that they've got the confidence to pull that off in this group here that wants to volunteer?

Anyone that feels like they can play a humble... Five. Oh, yeah! That's a good thing! Yes! That's fantastic. All right, name and rank for everyone listening. My name is Illisa.

Great, thanks Lissa. And I guess once the door opens too and we've gluid Jack Orbean Carayout, we try and make it back into his house before he gets here. I guess we'll just fan out and just start the party because the weird thing about it's a prize. Housewarming is the hosts don't really want us there. So it's kind of up to us to build that critical party mask very quickly.

So you can convince them that they really should have invited us over. Everyone ready to go? Yeah. Let's go. Let's get the bus. Great. It was great start wasn't it?

It was pretty good. I only got higher. Now, Jack, what actually would you have been doing at this point at home? We tried one down by eight o'clock, we eat dinner at 6. You're very hyper. Because I wasn't able to get a courty with a dinner. We get more colipos after dinner.

No, because I try and wind my kids down, but that's just because they're little kids. But I like the idea that you and me angry. Okay, seriously, no more silly sausages? No more looking at ourselves in the mirror and doing funny dances, sleepy time. So do you have a... Usually by, I do have a turtle that does wave noises and projects the ocean onto the roof,

because that's what I use for the kids. You turn off the stun clock? We do start turning down the lights because dim house starts to get you tired. And by 8.30 we'll be starting. Ready for bed to be in by 9. Sleep by 9.30. Right.

So at this stage you'll be getting the descent from the top of your crazy altitude. I don't know why you kept talking in there that I was going to lock you out of the house. I mean, that was annoying to have a whole group of people come at once when you're not ready for them. I wasn't going to lock the doors and just hide inside. We didn't know what you were going to say. We never done this before. Exactly.

You've got to, obviously, you've got to account for any situation. Hey, we all made our way to the bus for the heat. Sorry, yeah, Jake, this is like the SWAT team of parties. They don't go, so should we talk about a backup plan? No, no, no. If it doesn't go to play and we'll go home. Yeah. We're going to not going to go party less. Sally. And we all bought at the bus. Yep.

And we all had our gifts. Yep. And we started the long journey. It was quite a way away. But we've settled right into it with them, Jack. I'm navigating and those driving. Yep. And people on the bus are stoked. And look, there was a great party vibe on the bus, but there was also a few things we had to attend to. What are you doing? I'm on! I'm doing a head count. I'm in for your post.

Hopefully it doesn't have to know who kids set up as centuries to fly kites when we get near. It's been a few years between drinks for Andy driving a bus and those nerves were starting to show. Shipwain Addy was zero zero when I say between drinks. Hang on, it's time to be your panicking, what's wrong? If the rental people listening, the handbrake was definitely taken off as we left and that smell you, I thought it was those mission chips. He's willing? Definitely from another cow. I honestly thought it was the NJ cheese of the mission chips.

Which, I would be... Appreciate their generosity, but I don't know that's not a great app. Halfway to Jack's house now. So about 400 kms to go. And it was time to flesh out the plan with Alissa. A little more. Hey Alissa. Yes.

We should probably discuss a situation where he either doesn't believe you, or something weird happens. We need a safe word, or probably a charge word, eh? A charge word. I was thinking, you should get used to the possibility that because they're both in bed, they pretend no one's home. In which case I guess it's just a slink back to the group.

That's a good point. Okay, so the no one home slink back to the group. If he's not, if something weird goes down he doesn't fall for it or he's just too lazy. Is it charged? It's like, how do you unleash warmth? Oh, that's a good point. A rubbed? A rubbed? Yeah. Because I guess Volcanoes are really unleashing warmth. Yeah, they are rubbed. So yeah, you just yell a rubbed. I yell a rubbed. I yell a rubbed. I yell it three times. I would like that too. It's a nice idea. Do you want to just practice now, Elizabeth?

A rubbed. A rubbed. Yeah, it's good. Good. Change your pronunciation a little bit on the... ...to interrupts. That was good for us to practice. It could happen on a game day.

Several hundred kilometers later, we finally felt like we're in Jack's hood. We're three minutes out, guys. yeah okay your presence in your chips ready here we go jack actually does go to that Jent's 24 hour fitness he saw me about before so this is a star bus now I'll left here in there and he's interested in F-452 they're on the corner so we're really deep in these hood. Hopefully Jack's not going for a night walk with his dog. I mean, there is a dog on the property, but no fish. What about here? Yeah, it's great.

We are pulling up around the corner here, perfectly hidden from Jack's house, although we are some 30 meters from the Hornets Nest. Yeah. The beeping you can hear is a traditional noise. The bus will make when engaged in reverse. And Andy's handing it like an absolute pro. First time I've ever seen Andy drive a bus

without a mustache. And he's driving it like an absolute mustache pro. You couldn't tell. You could really add a naked up a lip. Yeah, what have been strange for you? You were doing great. We're also, we are, we are, we hear a few mentions there of mission ships.

I suppose now is as good a time as any, as the bus pulls up around the corner from Jack's to mention that people listening to the podcast sequentially we've realized a few weeks ago, Jack said something about mission ships. We had a go at him going, really feels like you're trying to weasel their name in a lot. They heard it. They sent quite a lot.

We know hindsight. It looks like it was a sponsored event. Yeah, it's not. It's not. I mean, I'll go on the record saying, I'm a Munchero's, man. Okay, wow. Ring, I'm back. However, you can't deny the fact that there was several dozen packets of missionaries. That was particular. Chip's floating around.

No, not so. And it would have been, I don't know what your deal is, but I can't. I can not say it. And it would have been a great integrated branded moment. We were on a mission, unfortunately. We should have pre-hauled it. Got a brass razu. Can you do it in retrospect?

That's a good point. But what's your leverage? Should we ring them? What do we do? We have a different point, Jack. We should ring them and say, let's get it valued during the week. And next week, ring them. We had an integrated party as part of the podcast.

And we got it into an individual marketer. An independent marketer has validated it this. We just see if we can stick it. We're just invoicing you for the exposure. Right, so just to speak, the exposures happened. I don't, but here's, you're going to pay your invoice or not. Anyway, so you hear, you know, those chips were selling, but look, to be honest, we were undercated and so it was kind of no one else, like we had a couple of blocks of cabri and someone bought some mini-tuburons, but realistically, we were a bit thankful to have a lot of corn chips

floating around. We, everyone had a beer, that point we handed out beer. That's a beer. And then we handed out silence, because that was the next thing we needed. We needed a lot of COVID operation and time. We were at a tanned section here, so to paint the picture, we're in the side street.

We're trying to line up quietly. Jack's house is around the corner, but about three or four houses down. So we needed to, we were hoping to creep up as a mob and then send a lesser forward to do a thing. I wanted you to let me know which house it was exactly and we pick up the action around there. All right, guys, well, we're here

and that was just a risk one-hour drive through no traffic. We've made it all the way out to the outskirts of Melbourne. This is where Jack has built his house. It's a beautiful neighbourhood. It's nothing coming so bad. Now there's going to be neighbours around. I know it's a Monday night. Not your traditional party night. But we'll keep it quiet for the neighbours. There's a very special guest on the bus. I'm sure some of you have met him. I dipped into the joint account to make tonight special and for a very

reasonable rate, actually you give me with three times as much Aaron our break dancer just. He's the guy that's dressed as the break dancer, the border helmet. Aaron, you've got the music too don't you? Yes I do. I know you're probably just bought enough music for your act. Yeah, but can you provide, like full entertainment? I can use, can your boombox be our music? It can, great. And Spotify is just gonna be there.

Buzzard? Yeah, great. When do we want the music to kick in? Is it possible to have you ready to go as soon as we charge? Yeah. Okay. All right, do we get in there and you set up the music?

So the first 30 seconds to a minute is just fine, just spot, get pumping. Yeah. I know, shout out hands. Who'd prefer music from the get-go? Who'd prefer to get in, fine, just spot, then have Aaron fire us. Yeah.

Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's great, great, great. Yeah. Yeah. This is just like every other party that go to wherever it sits quietly before the party decides how they're like the night. And who'd like to make out with their old high school crush at midnight? Well, that's a thing.

I mean, this is a much more communal party, not only be geastic-tating the rules. This is nice isn't it? By the people for the people. We're going to jump out here, just turn left, creep around the corner, and I'll say, that's when you're going to do you thing. So, we'll listen to which house we're going to point that out to. We'll point it out.

Is everyone ready to go? Yeah, I'm going to need a minute to get my presence out of the back. Yeah, but I'm not. All right, let's all go into stealth mode, grab a beer. And grab a beer on your way. Daddy might need a backup in his sock. Thank you. Okay.

Your presence is really loud. My father, I bought the topest quality stainless steel taillight. I guess every user can be so happy. I'm so excited because I'd like making people happy. Sure. We're creeping down just to get a little luck. Other no-fits. Sorry.

Unproventional during a covert operation. But I see Danish. Can you please come and show me the house? Sorry, unproven't you're a covert operation, but why is it damaged? Can you please come and show me the house? And just, for the moment, we went down there. It's the only house that isn't finished. It's a construction site, it's a skip, and it's still construction-fencing and the whole house. Okay, so we know an house and it's something that's there. Okay, alright, everybody, let's do it, let's go.

Everyone follow us, we'll go around to the corner. Good luck, Alissa, you can't miss it. No, no. Okay, here we go. Creeping up, we've got a group of 20 people, volunteers. This is heading to the front door. Hi. Hello, anyone home?

I'm so sorry. Hello, I'm so sorry, just in your hand. I'm sorry. Sorry, no, it's so late. My car's broken down. It just needs like a push. I think it's Jack. He's coming out. One minute, thank you so much. I'm so sorry, I tried all these other houses thank you so much. I'm sorry, sorry.

I tried all these other houses and none of them were like any good at this. Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot!

Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot!

Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Super hot! Hi Bianca! Come on in everybody, Jack. Your love's in bed. You're a surprise house for me, good. Guse for you! Guys, come in, come in. Will your wife be joining the house for me? Oh, she asked if she could stay in bed for the night. Ah! Hey, we were in party vibe.

That was good, wasn't it? So we're in, Jack. I was sort of quickly asked about... This is our first chance to know what was going to the mind of Jack When Alyssa came to the front door stranger to you of course Stranger in need what was the vibe were you scared were you? No annoyed mostly No, like I mean already in bed just read my book

So I thought I just guess I thought as a neighbor or something asking for sugar or whatever Not with you need to wind down. Sorry, we blocked all that out of the way. If we had easy access to it, we'd just wind back up. It's not a time. It's not a time for a time to lay low. Seven p.m. every night. I couldn't get into it if I wanted to.

LAUGHTER Anyway, that would be off the table. Once you heard a story and Melissa said, I'll look, I'm in trouble. We still annoyed. No, well, yeah, because the dogs barking and we're getting out of bed, I didn't have a shirt on. It's like, I'm winding you up. I'm going to tell you, tell me, tell me, I'm on your skin, is that adrenaline could

wind you up. So I was annoyed, but not even when I went to answer the door and saw as a stranger I wasn't suspecting the housewarming. No no no and then when you saw us she'd a lot. Yeah well I mean when I saw you I knew as the housewarming. She's a lot. She is what Jack's trying to say. So as we barged in we managed to get a bunch of us in

before you, you know, there's no chance of you holding us back. Right. And you saw the enthusiasm. I thought, I saw your eyes light up, greedy piggy at my presence. You should wait till they're given to you. I saw your wife in bed and then you quickly closed the door and apologized to her. And then I thought we made a really good spread

around the house. We also went down that- We also went down that- We also went down that- We the house. We all sort of went down the Irish housewarming party. Down the whole, we kind of congregated in the kitchen. Yeah. And at that stage, because everyone had decided that would prefer Aaron to lay into the beach later, Yes. We just sort of gathered.

Yes. And is that where the next bit picks up? And we were sort of gathered in a clump in the kitchen. Tips around, we had a little present table. But really, we were waiting for the next chapter where we... It was clear that once we'd made the beachhead, no one had thought about day two of the invasion. What are we doing now?

Great house, Jack. Thanks guys. When it's finished, it'll be excellent. It's a little clean out the back. And as you can see, the yard is still being done. Everyone went a lot of effort to the presence. Maybe you could open some of these presents. Guys, you shouldn't have for all these chips.

I don't like mission chips anymore than other chips. This is what I was thinking. Hey! Whoa! Where are we, sir? Boy, we really love those mission chips. Can you believe it? We went to the effort of getting the chips

after this incident on the show just two weeks ago. If mission chips and a beer company want to send me a whole lot of stuff to have my house and like, what are the names of all mission chips? And what a... I mean, just to prove that it's not sponsored. What a poor choice. Yeah.

Because they're just corn chips. Why wouldn't you go one of the big hitters like out? Smith's or kettle. Yeah. Oh, I really love those mission chips. Jack's preferred corn chip aside. He did look a lot sleepier than we thought he would at night o'clock at night. Were you in bad Jack? Yeah, I got to sleep really early because I do breakfast radio. Not tomorrow you don't. We're not gonna know you Yeah, I go to sleep really early because I do breakfast right here. Not tomorrow, you don't, we're all gonna... No, you do have to go to work. That would be cool.

No. What time do you normally go to bed? Well, we're in bed, we just read our books and then we try and go to sleep about on 30. Right? Party time. Yeah. So sorry we're eating to that now,

but I mean, everyone, you don't have to clump around here. Maybe we get some break dancing happening to get the party started. Aaron, where's the best place to do a break dance? What do you do, Aaron? We want a break dance, Jack. A professional break dance here for you. Okay, well, sure.

You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, I'm not a whale. What a lucky boy. All right. Worm in this house, Worm in that house, every party. Worm in that house, Aaron, especially Womiting that house, Look at that speed, he's Womiting that house, this kid, he's, Oh, he's up in there,

There's the lead! Oh! Two in a flip, in the house, you can't do that dog so go! After a lot more break dancing, including a helmeted head spin on Jack's new floorboards, Yeah, he wasn't happy about that. The party's spread out to enjoy Jack's new house and the abundance of much wanted mission chips. And then we notice something.

We're all having a great time. Realized Jack hasn't been around for a while. I think he is now. Where were you, man? Haven't us, but you? No, Bianca's gonna come out and say hello to everybody. Oh, all right, we thought we were gonna wrap it up. Okay, okay, well, best go then.

LAUGHTER I mean, if you want to say for a few more hours, We thought we were a little bit better. Okay, okay, well, best go then. Okay, okay, well, best go then. I mean, if you want to say for a few more hours, you guys got to pack up and... No, we don't. Get home. Well, we have to get home, but I'm the shim, cleaning up after the party would be the responsibility.

Oh, if everyone takes a little bit, then I'm sure it'll be. You know what I mean? No, there's a way to make it for us. It's really be a pinion. Yeah said it really would be fitting out the front. Yeah, do you have a skip out the front? So this has to be the least considered out rubbish. Alright, leave it. No, we'll leave you to enjoy the presents and everything.

Guys, from the bottom of our hearts, we can't thank you enough for coming to the house forming and for the surprise. We've really enjoyed every minute of it and it's sad to see you go. We can't stay. And thanks for coming, goodbye. But we can't stay. Yes, everyone can do anything. Did you drive the bus?

I did drive it. Oh, well done. Not me. What did you do? Hang out. My very best. You're a big bus, see everyone come on the bus or did anyone get their own way?

Do you want us to go or not? We always have chat about this. We've got to have small talk about the bus. I just imagine like what if someone lose closer to here then go to go back on the bus and come back here? Is that anyone's case? No, ask that, but we had people come from Jolong to get on the bus. Oh, he's from Jolong.

Over there. The girls? Yeah, yeah. So they've come from all warps of life. Okay. Oh, he's French alone. There. And the girls. Yeah, yeah. So they've come from all warps of life. Thank you. Should we kick down? Yeah. No, no, no, no.

At 20 or 30 at night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the time, we've been exploring. Thanks man, thanks for- Thanks, Jaggo! Great house! Great house! Sorry about the floor. Thank you. That was sort of your fault. Which part of the beer?

The beer on the helmet. Oh, well no, they're not the helmet. Can't get upset about the helmet's crashing before it. You've been practicing the helmet on the floor, didn't you? They're not new, they're recycled on from a- They're like from a barn, a wool shearing barn. Alright guys, grab one thing, grab one thing, no, not that we bought, but like a souvenir from Jack's house.

Like a Rubik's cube or a pop plan or a funny little trinket or like a photo of Jack's mum or something. Alright, thanks Jack. I got a pillow. I took his dog. I saw it and someone got the bowl. So you guys should mean up to see who. Because they're probably a pair.

Jack, a great surprise housewarming. Thanks very much for showing us. How is the cleanup? surprise housewarming thanks very much very much how's the clean up still most of it still there what a pleasant place to use have you used that uh... that's a small coffee table that's more way coffee coffee coffee of it yet no no so we'll look forward to this week

head to hamishney.com videos are up there and choose your social pipe I'm sure they're going to be up there as well just so so much fun of the housewarming. I mean, special thanks to everybody who reached out, wanted to be a part of it. The bus full of podcasters, as always, whenever we do one of these events, come Fultamander, best kind of people to take to a housewarming or any event. Never been prouder of taking a semi-rigid vehicle full of people anywhere than we were that night. Absolutely. They behaved amazingly. And apologies to Fletcher. He didn't include the magic trick in the edit. I noticed that that wasn't there.

And I think, you know, he would agree with all the agree that we just tried to keep the more high energy stuff in the edit. Well, I saw his half lemon that he used for the magic trick with the card in the next morning. We'll keep it up here. We'll keep it as a special memory that everyone gets to have. And keep it up here. We'll keep it as a special memory that everyone gets to have.

And we'll continue with usual podcasts straight after this. Hey, and we welcome our first guest, Inja the studio, for 2019. Dom, welcome. Thanks guys. Thanks for having me. You really appreciate it. Dom, it's a huge, huge honor. You've your email fell on the Andy side of the fence.

Yeah. So it's an Andy's backing that you're in here. All right. Okay. Yeah. And he's brought you to the team. As far as special skills go, you filled out the value and important podcast to form.

People can go to HamishNani.com for it. But you said you've got the ability to name every AFL slash VFL grand final result teams and final scores from 1897 to 2018. So that's to date, off by heart. I'm glad you put that in because if you bought it in a sheet, if you bought it in a sheet, have a book.

I have a book with sticky notes in it and I am able to use the tab system very quickly. Probably a good thing I'll clarify. Yep, The off by heart things, the impressive part. Hey, this is huge processing this here, Dom. When I found this out, I mean, what was the first date? 1897. I didn't know any. What can we just have that one as a beginner? All right. Well, 1897, there was actually no VFL grand final. They had a round robin series between four teams. And S and was the eventual first premiere of the VFL Grand Final, they had a round Robyn series between four teams and Essin was the eventual first premier of the VFL. I shouldn't have that, should they?

They probably count that, Essin. They probably count that. There were two years where they had no Grand Finals, it was 1897 and 1924 and Essin and ironically won both those. All right, just take two of Essin and. Yeah, they are probably walking around with that. Do you count those, Jackie, or Essin and the Squadron? Yeah, we count them.

I think there's also some dodgy round robber vicks that we didn't win an actual grand final and we were just the top of the ladder. I was like, well, we put the ladder on ice, we'll stay there at the top. Dom, we think we're gonna give you five. Okay. We know that you've got the ability,

even by that, that was amazing. Five out of five, you need to get to get five of the five. It's silver coin. We're not putting a gold coin on the line here today all right a one coin coin it's a one you ready to possibly walk out of here a coin you're now yes he is now for it hey jacko far off the intro just to fire you up here don't take it in pretend that you're running out into the mighty MCG. I feel like joking with rest of the development there to be all that.

He has made that song famous. It's the finals that count to now. Oh, good. Good luck mate. There's a podium in the middle of the G with a microphone. Yeah. And the whole crowd's waiting for you to answer the questions. Ready? I feel good. Let's go. The first year we have selected at random, 1944.

1944, Fitzroy DeFidget of Richmond 91266-7951. Here you go. That's good. That's good. I'm nervous for that coin. Because the coin seems like it's gonna give you a home. Blink reaction, you're on with detail than I thought you were gonna be.

I thought it was just gonna be, yeah, pies got it. But, and you just sort of hoping you got it right. But, okay, that's incredible. And, okay. 19, 12, 19, 12. S and the fifth, South Melbourne. Six goals, 1912. Essendon defeated South Melbourne. Six goals, 11 to four goals, nine. 47 to 33 is wrong.

He's wrong. He's the don't pretend you do the massing head out. He's looking at it. No, just quickly, yep, carry the two. G low scoring. Okay, again, I mean, I think these are just profunctionary now, we know it is headed. I can't believe this.

1962. S in the Fibri Carlton. 13, 14 to 8, 12. So what would, oh wait, no, it was 13, 12 to 8, 10. What's 13, 12? So 90 to 58. He's got it. No! I just got the points mixed up,

but I knew it was 32 points. Can you see these in your head when you're remembering them? You could say that, yeah, you could say that. So what are you like scanning? Would I be lying? Or would I be doing the truth? If you do scan through like a table,

like a visualized like a table of every result, or you just, it's just in there. So my mind will just tell you the full story of how this all can about. So at my ninth birthday, my uncle bought me this grandfondle book where it listed every single grandfondle from 1897 to 2001. All my results and the teams have planned and a layup to it.

Yeah, because not BIF from the back of the future. I know. I actually had all the results to 2025. So, do you imagine that? Oh, I'd be in the middle of my head. And then, and then what he said, you never had all the results to 2025. So, did you imagine that? Oh, I'd be knowing it. And then, and then, what, he said you never had to eat and do you learn more things? Like, it was just spur of the moment. So I reckon for about five years,

I was just so invested into the book that I read it pretty much every night I went to bed. And from 2002 onwards, I've watched every AFL grandfather on the live. Wow. And after a while, we're just stuck to my head. And so there's nothing else that you've memorized. Are you a memorized a phone book or a Dex of cards

or anything like that? Like, oh, no, I should remember stuff. I remember my phone number, that helps. Yeah, right. I'm not gonna get your coin. But I mean, it's not like you're one of those memory athletes that sort of could sit down and memorize the phone book. I would say selected memory. This just happens to be the thing. Just because I love it. I can't. I mean I love that we stopped on the wave and what we now deemed to be a certain victory

To get the back three they still could fail But we just have no feeling at all that you're gonna fail 1926 Melbourne to fear colony would 1717 one nine to 9862. Yeah, it got it Alright the final one then and of course you'll be going home with a coin if you get this 1977 ah So the first that was a draw so the first Grand Final was a draw between North Melbourne and colony wood both teams scored 76 points North Melbourne were nine girls 22 con with 10 girls 16 and then the replay North Melbourne won Connoord. Both teams scored 76 points. North Melbourne won nine girls, 22. Connoord, 10 girls, 16.

And then the replayed North Melbourne won by 25 points, 21, 25, 151 to 19, 10, 1, 24. You got yourself a coin, my friend. Oh, there you go, my fellow. There it is. And it's got a unique coin number on the back. Don't show that to anyone. That's your unique coin code.

Tom, congratulations, very fantastic. Thanks for coming here. It's very rare. Unbelievable, Tom. Someone passes a special skill, but let alone we're such flying. One of the most amazing skills we've seen on the show, try and memorize your UCN, your unique coin number.

All right, I'll give it a go. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, I want to float one past you. I think we should add this to the form. I know the question. Another question, another category, because I realized at the supermarket the other day, I was about to do something. And I thought, I wonder if we could, I bet there are other people out there that are thinking like this, that are acting like this.

They're like a special skill. Not everyone has it, but everyone has it within them. You just have to find it. I realized it was about to change the game. And I would like to put on the form. How are you changing the game? Actually, I wanted to ask you guys what we want the phrasing to be. How are you changing the game or B?

How are you a game changer? No, no, I like it. I think how are you changing the game? Or, yeah, how are you changing the game? How are you changing the game? Because what yeah, how are you changing the game? How are you changing the game? Because what I want to focus on is those parts in life where we're all just doing the thing we think we're meant to be doing. Yes.

But really, the game could be changed for the better, for all of us, and we should share the message. At the supermarket, I go toander, which is the same when you probably go to the Coles near our house. Yep. The entrance is right there with the fruit and veg. And I think it's safe to say a lot of people, you start at the fruit and veg.

Oh, absolutely. It was just go straight in for the fruit and veg. I do. I learned that from mum. When I went shopping with her, it was a cube. We always start at the fruit and veg. It seems to be at the entry point as well. You get the grapes.

You eat them through the course of the, everyone does it. You know what to do. But why? It's the softer stuff. So I changed the game Andy. I'm in the other way. And I finished with the Frit and Veg.

You know what I was doing at the end of the shop? I was putting mangoes on the top. That's pretty cool. I wasn't squashing them. You know what, there would have been a lot of people just looking at you. What was he doing? He's got a full basket.

He didn't see anyone. He didn't see anyone with a full trolley in Frit and Veg because the first thing you're putting in. But why it's the soft stuff, then we put all the heavy stuff on top of it I changed the game do you have a pause over there? oh sorry we'll see you in ten minutes I'll change the game actually not bad not bad and accident that was an accident that's going to be the

sound effect from now on because that's said it was it was a record scratch What you were the full basket for what would you forget something no? I've never been to fruit and veg yet Jack Can you give us the combo again? I think you're right. I think the sound effects actually very apt. It's really apt. Oh my gosh. He's a guy I'm doing fruit cage. Last. What? That's it. Yeah.

I'm changing the game. I'm changing the game. OK. So if people have changed it now, it could be a super make-up. It could be anywhere in life. How are you changing the game? Let's change our form. Yeah.

Web geezer Jez will get onto that. Yeah, thumbs up from Jez there. He's changed the game. And yeah, we'll get them in in the next couple of weeks. Try it. I mean, it's still so weird. Because what you'll have to do is go in, get your basket or your trolley, turn left,

walk down across all the other rows. You're starting down. We will look at you. You're starting down. It will be weird, but don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week.

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