Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 48

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

1. Duck stall lead2. Power Moves3. Andy wants to be thrown4. Fit Bit Jake5. A very serious game6. Mad Max kid7. Duck stall follow up

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi to all in sundry. A Hoi to you, C. You're welcome. Yes.

And a Hoi to Mitch, who's in France, who's told us what he's up to, by the very easy to use audio up there. Not by you coming in. Not by you coming in. Not by you coming in. How's it going? Mitch Coles here from Northern Beach of Sydney. Colesie.

Carly in on-tabbed in the south of France. Oh nice, me like. Working on sous-villettes and doing the night shift at the moment, so listening to some H&A podcasts to get me through the night. Other good one, fellas. Yeah. Yo.

Yo. Yo. I could hear the machinery. Yeah, he was down the engine room, wasn't he? Yeah, by the Russian billionaires, rock stairs, with plenty of lady playing checkers and figuring out how much to give to charity. No doubt. That was all that happens on super yachts. I was thrilled we got one in from France because I want to stay in France

to kick off today's podcast. Don't tell me. This is after of course when you're dead, or you found out that your dad's booked a specific holiday. Traveling from Australia around the world, seemingly on a whim, to hopefully reconnect with a duck that he ate some years ago. You missed it. This was us chatting to Noble. So you've booked your accommodation in O'Bars, which you coincide with the Thursday night. You're hoping a duck store will be at a market.

Well, yes, that's right. So you'd be one of them. Yeah. So there we go. We put the call out, because we were worried, home that obviously, is he going all that way?

He doesn't even know what the research. Doesn't even know that that duck person still there or exists. And I mean, it was all very, you know, I mean, dad did, he did give a good description. He said, oh, look, it's a you-net. You wouldn't forget the vehicle, I suppose. No, that it's covered in duck feathers or... No, it's not like pluckerduck's driving and or anything. But it's a full fold-out trucky disc.

Yeah, so as a fridge, you select the morsel of duck first and then the barbecue area seems to fold out or the grill, I think, folded out and you could grill upon, grill the duck you selected. Hey, overwhelming response from people throughout Europe for this. And I'm really, really want to thank Alice. I got caught in a real deep dive on this yesterday. Right. Well, I've had a couple of hours.

I hope our expats, if they're not at sea, off the coast of on-teams. I hope we'd have our land dwelling, French expats, and French listeners would be combing the country at the moment, looking for this duck vehicle. Luke Vander mere, he is currently hanging in Lyon, in France, and three and a four hour drive. You said I'm happy to head down there fellas.

If you want me to do some research, I said wait a few euros around, talk a big duck game. I said look, border respect the effort and the care shown, but we've had a few more emails with people that are a lot closer that can go check out. But I love it though, we've got a well, we've got a hungry militia. It feels like that's ready,

it would be ready to go down there and sniff out the duck. He wrote back to me, no stress, really appreciate the reply. It's currently three people snoring in my hostel, dorm and it's hard to kind of get a bit of night's sleep. I wrote back, oh cool. Send us a bit of order. I'm sorry, it's going anywhere.

Yeah. I mean, I've had several conversations throughout the week with, I think it is. Yeah, okay. I said, I said, I said, several conversations throughout the week with... I think it is. I said, I said, I sent us something of the snoring, and anything interesting going on. He wrote back, and this is what Playboy said. I wish he had a WhatsApp. He goes, have a listen to this.

Some guys snore, sounds like an echo locator or sonar from a submarine. There was it. Oh. Oh, that's not helping us find the duck. And it's a giant tangent. But it backs up his claim. So thank you, Luke. Tom's down. If it had literally been Sona and found the duck, like if it was ping, Wang.

That's incredible. Tom Starley, he lives 27 minutes away from Warbus. Now we're getting close. He said he can go for the ultimate duck hunt if you want later on. He said, give us the go ahead. Lucy, my partner speaks better French than me. If you'd like some audio from the trip, we can send you in here. So I feel like this is such a hell, Mary,

because when Dad told us the name of the town, Orbus, which is miniature, there's only one air being being it, and Dad and my stepmom have got it. They've locked it down for Dad's wing and a prayer, duck wing and a prayer. Yeah. I can't, I can't, to define someone to have a listener

within 27 minutes of the smallest town in France. Seems amazing. Amazing. I said Tom, thanks very much, but I feel like we've already cracked the code. And if it's not... I'm sure you've got someone else better. If it's not right, we'll come back to you.

Yeah, so stay in this. Is anyone else's stale? If anyone's snoring me, you could I hear it you. Yeah, so stay in this. Is anyone else snoring me? You could I hear it? Yeah. I've developed a finish. Clayton Lolsh, he leaves about an hour from all this. So he's not closer, but he has been there.

He thinks it's in the June August markets, sorry July August market. I think that's been Dad's heading there. Yep, Grace, he says it only happens on Wednesday evenings Now your dad was told it was a Thursday. I mean dad's misremembered some huge things in his life before but he does have a photo Oh, no, I got so if you use where a charge over here. I can show you Here we go. I mean that is a huge trailer, isn't it? I thought it was all in one vehicle. This looks like something you would unhitch and it would fold up Here we go. I mean, that is a huge trailer, isn't it?

I thought it was all in one vehicle. This looks like something you would unhitch and it would fold up. So, should we send this to your dad now by text and go, is this the... Your dad is this it? Yeah. And by the end of the podcast.

Come back to my mic. Yeah. You know, your dad's in a long box at the moment. What? Yeah, sorry. He's just traveling a lot of them. He's just traveling a lot of them. He's just having a year of leisure. Yeah, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been a bit sloppy on the text lately,

but I'll flick us that and I'll, um, see if he can get seen by the end of the show. All right, great. Um, Betty, yeah, he's in a long box. Hopefully we can go. Probably, probably chasing some sort of Indonesian cuisine at 25 years ago. Hame palmoves. They continue to gather the menta. No, it's just sense and air of...

Jack always says a funny look on his face when he hits the cue for that noise, because it's the only thing he has to do during the whole show. And we only really do power moves, kind of, I think, roughly every second show. So, he has that look of, like, good. We've got the plane up to cruising altitude now. Now it's in auto-bullet. Yeah. Really nothing can go wrong.

He's like a punter in an NFL go. Yeah, it comes on one thing. Jogs are high five and everyone win. Can it cheerleaders? Call it his managers, seeing if that underarm a deal came through. Well, it has, the deal has gone through today. Yeah, good idea, Jack, because that was perfect. Good underarm, deal.

You first. And he, he's one that came in that I think he'll, like I think this can be used by everyone. Yep. And I'd like to start with a general category. It's a legend to move. Not an asshole power move. Comes in from Ben.

So it's a situation where you've got everyone to a bar, to a bar, probably for a birthday party or a work function or whatever. The power move is pretty simple. Purposely put less money on the bar than you intended to. Knowing it will run out. Then you walk up to the bar and throw the rest of the party

and loudly announce you're putting more down up to the original value you intended to put down. I guess my name's Daniel this is 50th everyone went wild. Ultimate show of wealth and a legendary power. God I like that. That's a good one isn't it? Yeah absolutely. You know, guys? I actually want to tell you. I can't really, I really want to do it. I want to hold a party. You said why? Hey, and this is from Will. Yeah. He says you can have it in a social situation

or a formal situation. So you can be dressed up or something. That's good. So he really covers a lot of ground there. You just can't do it by yourself. Yes. When someone excused themselves to go to the bathroom, so perhaps they're all sitting around having a beer and someone goes, to go to the bathroom, so perhaps they're all sitting around having a beer and someone just goes, just go to the bathroom.

Let them take two steps, then yell at, we will poo. Yeah. Would you even add poo for a wee wee? You'll leave them obviously embarrassed as to whether they're going to answer this. Yeah, and if you go, I don't worry about it, then everyone's going, what's the idea? What are you doing in there?

Really like it, I like that, and hey, question for you. This is one, so pal, I'm moved to do with live music. Now, I thought I'd ask you this, you playing your brother's band. In fact, recently, Jack and I went and saw the Higgs live, loved it. Great gig. Thanks, Kelly. Tim Bartley didn't. Tim Bartley, like, no show. Said he would. Tim the assassin Bartley. Why do we call him the assassin? Well, he kills fun. We tried to. He missed on this night because we had a great time.

But, the only actually, while we're on that, the only gripe I had from that night was Vance Joy also came to that gig. So you're up on stage with your brother's band, your other band, having a bit of fun. And me and Jack and Vance were standing there. We all played together and cool boys in the front man, our last ever radio gig. And you knew we were there. I was only impression it's customary to invite your other band up on stage to play a song. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's not really customary. I just thought it was a bit of an elephant in the room and me, Vance and Jack Moursel, they're going, yeah, he did. And we're all there going, well, when's he going to say something? Like, oh, my other band in the house, who wants to hear me? I could've given you a shout out. Yeah, but that's not the same as inviting up

stuff to play just one song. Anyway, apart from that, good night. Power move from the wild. This is, this comes in from Maddie Bubbler. Because I, along with every other person in the venue, were power move did a gig recently. He said, now you might think it a gig, the band has all the power.

And you'd be right. And he says, however, to take the power from the band, even momentarily, would be an exceptional move. If you could do that, I think we all around that. He said, so the move is this, when the band inevitably says, thanks for coming, slash, it's been great playing here to the crowd. An audience member very quickly directly piped up behind Maddie and said, no worries, man, it's all good.

No, actually it looked like the band were personally thanking him. Easy allegiance. I think he is. That's a good boat for the boat. And he's right, the band would then get the power back and they would play and you do that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stephanie on the drums. Like he'd go back and do that thing again. So yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, you know, Stephanie on the drums. Like you go back and do that thing again. So you get the power back, but for one, my moment. It's all that power. It's all that power. Hey, and power move from Yeshua, Montenez. They're right. When my boss or anyone in power says,

hey, I need to speak to you. I always respond with, yes, we do. Yeah. I'm dramatically incorrect, but it changes the narrative. It sounds like, yeah, we do need to speak. I'm just as up for this conversation as you are. I'll let you guys first. I mean, geez, if you're harrowing situation, but if you ever get that in a relationship,

it's like what we need to talk. Yes, we do. You know that, I mean, even if you think things are going great, you'd be an amazing power move practitioner, even in that moment, be able to pivot to go, yeah, we do need to talk. And then I think we have to break up, because you know, there's nothing you can do about a break up.

You could, if you had the presence of mine go, yeah, that's what I was gonna say. That's what I was gonna say. So we've, you haven't got the other hand, we've both. Amazing, but to put it all over the fight. One, one, one, one. Yeah, this is good. Aiden, this comes in from Aiden.

Just look, you'd like this one a lot, Ainda, because I think you'll probably try and use this actually in a meeting. At a meeting where someone brings in their lunch, wait for them to take a decent mouthful, then quickly ask them for their thoughts on the top. Give them a few seconds to chew while everyone watches them before saying okay we'll come back to you. At which point, which point continue the discussion? Into the person takes another point, before once again quickly asking them to contribute, it will usually only take, quickly asking them to contribute.

It will usually only take two times for them to push their food away from them and not take another bite. Finally, allow the person to share their thoughts. And once they're finished sharing, tell them that, Okay, now you can finish your lunch. It's like a one, two, three. Yeah, straight forward. Oh, yeah. Yeah, really good. I like it. I like it.

I really good. Hey, my nephew loves being thrown in the air in court, both of them do. Sonny still loves that. That's one of those who... Is there an age where that... Peter's out. Peter's out. Yeah, 20 hours per hour.

Well, I mean, maybe not. Maybe that's what skateboarding is. And that's what brings me to my question, Ham. It's like, I want to know, I know we've got a lot of great listeners out there. Yeah. Is there someone out there that could... Is strong enough to throw me or you or whoever wants to go?

Or you can be the guy. Yeah, okay. Throw you in the air. Throw me in the air. And see if it's enjoyable. See if it's enjoyable. Because I guess that's the, I think we should do this.

I think we need a strong guy like the mountain off-game of Thrones. So he's real name is and he's the strongest man in the world. So if you go, if it's okay, you'd be like, you're listening. Oh, he's not gonna come out, he's huge. He won't come on this show. Oh, wow.

He would barely go on Joe Rogan. That he'd, we're not getting for. Yeah, no, but that's, you didn't let me finish. But, is there any other guys in your class? No. We wouldn't be able to get... We might get the strongest man in Australia. Maybe.

It would be lucky. It could be a fluke. But I wanted to meet... Maybe him or someone he loved was a listener. I don't want... They have to be tall. Thor's huge. I know.

We're not... We're not... I follow him be tall. Thor's huge. I know. We're not. We're not. I follow him on Instagram. I'm amazing. We're not getting it. Deadlift Jack, he can deadlift. I think it was a thousand and eighty. So well over a thousand pounds.

Would we have a throw me in here in Catchery? Mate, he would throw you so far. You never get my deal. Are you joking? Yeah. Okay. I think there was a figure that the strong man competition where he had a 24 kilo kettlebell,

which isn't, I mean, you and I can lift that up to our waist, but they have a high jump butt, like a pole vault butt, and you've got to throw it up over the bar. He's throwing 24 kilos. I think he threw it to something like 12 and a half meters in the air. Oh wow. And it clears the butt. So, you know, you're just doing basic maths. You're four of those. Yes. So I'm going three meters in there. Pretty good. Wow. I'd be scared with three meters.

Yeah, if your figure three meters off the ground, you'd want to hope Thor's only going to catch you, but he wouldn't be, because we won't get him. Because he's not available. We don't have access to him on this show. But if we could get this straight as next best thing to Thor, I reckon that strong man could thrust you up into the air. My worry is I've seen a lot of strong men there small in Agadie.

Like, they've been unbelievable. You're not happy with the level of strong back. No, but they're like, short. Not this guy. And I'd not be this guy. My legs will hit the corner way back there and my legs are going to be big. You have to tuck up into a ball. A fan's fair. Don't think so. When I'm up there, I just want to move to it. He hit the corner way back down my legs and getting in the corner. You have to tuck up into a ball.

That's fair. Don't think so. When I'm up there, I just want to move to it. I'm not yelling at mine if you tuck into a ball. Yeah, comparatively. If you're going the same ratio to a three year old, to a grown man, you're asking for someone that's nine minutes tall of three-year-old.

So you're not going to get a nine, but Thor's not nine meters. He's over two though. Crash you like an app. It absolutely destroy you. So we're not gonna get a nine meter person to do. It's just gonna have to be a little bit of compromise. Okay, but I just want, I would love the freedom. You know what I mean?

It could be nice to have your chasing. What an honor. Yeah, your chasing, so you know what, you know what, you could also put you on a tramp you. You're chasing, I know. Yeah, you're chasing, you're chasing, so you know what, you know what, you could also put you on a trampoline. You're chasing something that you can't, no, the trampoline I'm in control. Yeah, that's true. That's what I wanna know why they find it so enjoyable

because I'm throwing George up and he's going, he's loving it. I know, but I'm like, I'm hard of it for kids is, it's, they haven't seen anything before. Like, what, you know, I spent the weekend playing with the olives. Yeah. So, I mean, I could bring a bag of olives in and you

and I could sort them and make them poison, but I don't think you'd have as much fun as the kids have, because everything's brand new. Yes. So I think every sensation is brand new. So that's what Bungie jumping probably in skydiving is for grownups. That's our chase and that feeling.

Still want to see. Oh, I'd love, I mean, we can't get thought, but I'd love for a thought I like. So if anyone's on any leads on Thor-like people, look, if you have a kind, if you, some way of getting thought, you're not gonna do it, but if you're gonna do it, or just think of it. Any, any big, strong guys, I think he's in Thor-Beyance or something like that.

A relevant one or getting'm not getting it. I'm 90 kilos. Sure, so. My dad drives a tick one. Anyway, which is difficult to get, but you can get it. Yeah, no, I'd love to watch it. Yeah, I'd love to watch it. You would have to do a little bit of tucking, but you're going to know when he's going

to throw you up anyway. Yeah, but George knows when I throw him up. Yeah, so you don't want to be in control of it. You can. I just wanted to,. Yeah, but George knows when I throw him up. My nephew. But you still want to be in control of it. You can... But you got shot out of a cannon. I mean, that's got to... Again, I just want to know what it feels like.

I'm in control of my landing. I know where I'm going. When this person, when someone throws me, that's the variable. I'm like, wow, to me, kids should be more scared of being thrown in the air so high. Yeah, they're not that I understand. And that's what I want to know.

Drugs crazy as a parent. I mean, I went one of those trampoline places, the bounce around with the foam pit. Some kids are just getting pipped in there from like 20 meters away, like just cartwheeling into the foam pit. Yeah, love it. Love it. You and I do that. S1L1 or whatever, bulge discs straight away.

Yeah. no doubt. You might get injured when Thor throws you up. Will he, is he, we got him? He's the guy getting mad. Sorry, I need you to get your hopes up. He won't come on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, Gany.

Instagram, for you just Thor. You know, getting. But we've got him, we've got him, we've got him, we've got him. We've got him, we've got to move down, we hit the bell. We hit the bell. And I got an email during the week that really got my attention. This is a category of special skill

we haven't had on the show before. But again, like a lot of special skills on paper forms, sometimes you can, you might run away with you, you can get very, you can get excited. And it might not match up in reality what it is. Jake joins us on the phone, ohoy, Jake. Ohoy, boy.

Jake, ohoy. Without telling any yet what the skill is, you are the kind of person that wears a fit bit. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. All right. And all the time? It's about a fit bit, yeah.

Or you just whack it on to have a good, no, step counter, it's a step counter. It's an all day step counter. Well, this is what Jake says. In any given time during the day, I have a great feel for how many steps I've done, according to my Fitbit, without looking at the Fitbit. Right, okay. Jake, when you say a great feel, how close are you to it? I'd say a hundred other side usually, because I guess, like in my head before looking down and give a little fist bump if I'm 50 other side. Nice Jake. Hey Jake, do you have like a regular job where you're pacing out the same amount of steps kind of on most days or is it really bouncing around? One day you're at the desk and the next day you're out you know putting in the pile up into the water. Wow, 100 cips away.

Well today is the low end, about 1500. Right. Some days they might walk around and then quickly shoot off for a game of golf which will blow it up over 20,000. So it does vary quite a bit. That's explosive. Yeah. When you said before you'll mentally say to yourself

What you think it is then you'll look and you give a fist bump if you're close could you talk us through out loud? How that would sound in your head Well, good thing or I can have done about 1700 steps Mm-hmm look down oh 2100 what have I done? That's an example of you missing it Could you that's an example of you missing it. Could you give us an example of you getting it?

Yeah. That would be more of the, I think I've done about 2000. Look down, just take over 2000. Oh, you sort of look around. You know what's happened. He's just give us a little fist bump to yourself. That's it. That's it.

Now I'm going sound of that one. That one did sound great. No, Jake, as you might have guessed, I feel like for us to accurately test this skill, we need more than that reenactment, although that reenactment was good and I hope we get that same feel. I thought that, not to get a coin.

Yeah, I know, Jesus, how does that, though? Here's what I propose. I just want to run forget a coin. Yeah, I know, geezer, how does that, though? Here's what I propose. I just want to run this past Android 2 live, because this came to me as what I was reading your email. We bring you in here in the morning. We make up some sort of patented device that we can put over your wrist, over the Fitbit and padlock it.

You then go about your date. We then send you out for the day for hours know, for hours and hours and we go about, so tough, we record a podcast episode. We bring you in right at the end. Yep. After many hours out walking, the rules being I suppose you have to have done over 2,000 steps from when we locked you up.

And then you lay it on us. You know what I mean? You sit down and you go, here's what I'm feeling. I went for a walk, I went for a walk around Melbourne CBD, I jumped on a tram for a bit, I jumped off. So there's two steps, one for the jumps, each of the jumps. Do you reckon you could do that if we sort of saw you at the beginning of the day

and the end of the day? Yeah, I'd give it a red dot crack. Two within a hundred, so plus or minus 50. Yeah. Love it. Jake, where do you live? I live in New Pender. New, uh, where's the fly? It's a fly. It's a fly. It's a fly. I'm willing to do it. I think I walked down. That's true. I wouldn't mind seeing a 50 with 10 million on it.

Jake. We're going to continue to the travel department of the show. Yep. Sarah, Sarah. Sarah, she also takes complaints if you have any. Jake, well, it seems like you can turn off to a game of golf whenever you like. It doesn't seem like work's got you under the thumb that heavily. The great to get you for next step. Yeah, we'll get you for the next step or so.

All right, cheers, Patrick. Thank you, Matt. We'll start designing the padlock system, cheers, mate. Thank you, mate. We'll start designing the, yeah. Padlock system, padlock bracelets. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ New game, Ham. Between the three of us, you guys know the game, but I'll bring it up to speed. I was flicking around Fox till the update. And pay TV for those overseas.

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was, I was just looking around and there was an intense car crash scene. There is some intense scenes in that film. And then I flicked over the channel and Ricky Ponding was exactly at that moment. Tired, stressed, you feel better on Swiss. I thought that was actually relevant to that moment in the film. I'll ride so I can, tense, yep, perfect. That's, yep.

And so we put the challenge out to each other today. Today's show, we're just very, very important to just not deviate no silliness today. Like just get through and get all the business done. If you had to add that to a film, what's the best, which film scene would be the best for Ricky Popping to pop up in an integrated manner? And just say tired, stressed, you feel better on swears.

There's a lot of good contenders. Who wants to go first? I'll kick it off. OK. I think I'm not going to say what film I think you'll get it when you're here. OK. There were a lot of good contenders. Who wants to go first? What's the... Okay, get off. I think I'm not going to say what film I think you'll get it when you hear. Luke, I am your father. That's impossible! Such a feeling you know it to be true.

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Yeah, if he's going around and having to, I mean, he's got a drug empire, he's house is under attack, he's going to fight everyone off. He'd be stressful. Hit that for sure. Hit, hit having a drug empire, disintegrate underneath you

through a home invasion by rival factions. Perfect. invasion by rival factions. Physics. Physics. Yeah. And I. Mm-hmm. I, yes, I found the email I was looking for. So it took a little break there because I've tracked it down. This comes from a boy, do I think we need to investigate this? Okay. Comes in from a lurch podcaster, Brendan.

You guys guys, you're doing about low-level celebrities in one of the podcas. So, mining quite a while back. But that's okay, we do recommend, I mean, we recommend you listen every week. Get it on a hoi Thursdays, but if you've got a mate that has never listened to this show, send them back to number one.

Yep, last year. You don't need to listen. I know in our app, by the way, there's a Hameish Nadi app. It's not topical. And they are free from app one onwards. Yeah, post them before that. It's a bit of a paywall unfortunately.

Sure, sure. But it's not what gets through the wall. We do, if you have three dollars. That's a bit one from app one. Oh, it's very reasonably priced. Femsy wall. Femsy wall. You can get past three bucks at it.

We'll fall over. But that's for every show of the day. That's for every show. And so yeah, he's like, I heard you're doing it, so there are buddies. I said, I want to, he goes, I didn't odd print job the other days. This isn't a story from a long time ago. This is kind of recent. He said, I work at a print shop. I got the attached file with an order of a thousand prints. He goes, at a glance, I thought there were birthday invites, but surely a thousand birthday invites, that's a hell of a party.

I went to my boss to question the quantities that seemed way too high. He said, no, this is correct. They're not invites. The person who ordered these is actually the person on the card. Now, I'll explain to you the card. It says original motion picture, Mad Max. In fact, I'll show it to you. Yeah. It says original motion picture, mad max.

In fact, I'll show it to you. Yeah. It says original motion picture, mad max. That is the logo for mad max. Yeah, absolutely. Underneath, baby. There's a baby. There's a baby.

Someone running away with that same baby in their arms. Yes. Right? The guy in the picture is actually the baby from the mad max movie. Presumably all grown up now. It must be like 40 years old. Yep, right? It's

He's immediate thought is why is he doing this the statute of limitations? So our listener writing in Brennan's gun was he doing this the statute of limitations on celebrity Credibility has well and truly passed here Is he really still milking credit for being the baby from the Mad Max film? So you think it all about? You know, a thousand prints. Of course you're autograph cards. He's even written the name of the baby like an autograph.

Here's the weird bit. I googled it. The baby's name in the film is like, is Sprog Rockertansky or something, right? He's signed it in white on the black as if the baby signed it, but not in baby riding. So he's sort of gone, I've grown up now as a man, but I'll still be that baby. It's a liby baby. But as I'll sign it now as if that baby grew up.

Yes. And he's a character who you've never seen. But I thought the whole point of being a character or from a movie was, people know you as a character at that age the character was in the film. Totally. So, like Maggie, like Simpson for instance, you can't, I mean, I'm probably a poor analogy because... Don't confuse it because that's his animation. But let's say McCullocholka now. As time goes on, less and less can he be...

Kevin McAllister. Kevin McAllister. Because that's the age you were. Yes. Right? That's what we remember you as that. I mean, the younger a star gets, the more big of the change. I mean, Mark Hamill kind of looks a bit like Luke Skywalker still, so you'll sort of

forgive it. But if a 45-year-old man is walking into a conference and going, I'm the baby from Matt Maxx. I don't understand what having the printed off card would do because if someone goes, no you're not, showing a picture of a, it's like a one and a half year old baby. Yeah. So showing a picture of this fat little boy doesn't really prove. That's the guy, I mean this is probably a lot of privacy trust issues for the, but do they have that guy's details? We great to get him on to wondering to

find out exactly what he's doing with the cards. I think I want to put the call out for him to come forward, lovely. Let's make it a voluntary thing. Yeah. I mean, maybe it could be, I mean, if he was willing to sign 10 for listeners, there might be listeners of the podcast

that would want the baby from Mad Max, a sign card of the baby from Mad Max. So I guess the thing you know the actor's name. Do you know his actual name? Do you? Well, no. I'm still a guy. I'm still a guy.

I'm still a guy. I'm still a guy. Well, what are you? You're the one who brought me. Oh, sorry, I thought, do you know it? Do you want to go first? No, I don't know. Because the way you would have sounded like you know it. What you were trying to create. What name do you know it? Do you want to go first? No, I don't know. Because the way you were done, sound like you know it.

What? You were just trying to correct me. What name do you want? So I'm just running, like, are we putting a call out more? Are you? The guy's actual name, or are we saying,

hey, if you played Sprog, yeah, what's he, what's the, I think I found it here. I listed on IMDB as Brendan Heath is Sprog Sprog Brendan Heath if you are Brendan Heath That's weird because the guy that wrote in is Brendan, but a different surname Could he be talking about himself?

Don't tell me Okay, Jack, I'm gonna email you this Brendan's number. We're first thing we're going to do is call this Brendan right now that emailed him because in Go Hey, Bate, are you just honestly are you trying to get even more attention? Are you trying to get even more attention to yourself as this baby? Yeah. Hang on Jack, incoming. That's good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, sorry, I knew that, I was just unclear.

I didn't know what anyone was asking for. You really see how long it took Jack to do that? You could have done it before we started. Okay, time. Okay, Jack, that's come through, put it in, buddy. Yeah. Brendan. You have the whole Brendan.

The whole Brendan. You pick it up. He has to pick it up, then I'll do the talking. I wish I could pick it up mate. Because he's not easy. Would we ask for a jetty thing? Why is called Steve Road, if I can't get to my phone right now? So interesting, that's not even a brilliant thing.

This wouldn't be the first time Jack's got it wrong. You got it right, yeah? He's got it right, Jack? He's got it right, okay. So this is a plot even thicker and more. Is Brennan's given us a fake number? Yeah. But he's provided a different surname.

Because if he was going to make up a name, wouldn't he just, you know, something else? Or, you know, if you were, if, let's say, let's assume the baby's frog, frog is trying to get some more fame for himself now as a grown-up. He writes us this made-up story about, I work at a print shop and Sprog

one of the thousand things. Wouldn't he write in from a different name? Yes. To get attention. Yes. That's the thing. The floppy juice in your own name is your ali, is they don't serve you middle?

No, but then he's left a different number. Sometimes, I mean, I can see Matt's on making a mistake or panicking, I don't want my phone number on the internet. I think Brendan are right to us, is for real, because it's a different surname, I won't say a surname now, but it is a different surname than the actor's surname. Okay, so we want Brendan Heath. It is an interesting story, it's told very normally,

but we want Brendan Heath, or anyone who knows him, who's the baby from Mad Max. He's obviously not shy, because he's doing. Mad Max one, I imagine. I think it is Mad Max one from your Googling jacket. Is that what you had? That's what I have, yes. That's what I had too.

So. Okay. That's who we're after. Brendan Heath. To come forward, really out of a point of fascination. Any leads. We're fascinated. We would like, we'd just like to know what's in it

for you now as an adult baby. Yeah, and how many cards are you moving? And there's a thousand. Did you, you know, was a thousand in the minimum order or did you go too much? Yep. Buzz a beta. And I've got a right of the last, right of the last, I've got a response from my stepmom who's got a phone on in Indonesia where my dad is. He's turned his off all the messages that was going green.

I sent the picture through. I did not expect we would get it back before the end of the show. I've got it right at the last. You've heard my phone ding. I've sent through, well first of all, I said this dad around is what's he doing? He goes, ah, they are, you know, he joked, I bet he's gone to Indonesia to chase up some old Indonesian food that he had. They're in Longbok. He has actually gone back to the same place they went to years ago, and he's caught up with one of the local guys that sells stuff. And dad's made friends the reason that he was in Rufiad, and it goes,

your dad took him out as a guest on a snorkeling trip yesterday. He's a good bloke. So dad is back in Indonesia and long-baking friends with Guazi met 10 years ago. So dad and roofier have been at snorkeling, dad's been asleep. He's just woken up, the first sleep on the beach. She shows in the picture that you showed me

of the duck set up. So you can imagine, I'm just reading this over this minute to go, Dad's verdict, two flash, two big and no grill to be seen, smaller refrigerator section and a smaller evening market than that is the feedback. It's not the duck mobile. Okay, okay, back to the drawing board. So it hasn't been discovered yet. Do we just regroup, rethink and come back next step and hit it hard? Yeah, I think we'll probably have to.

Oh, we could leave it. That is another option. Bit of a cliffhanger. Have we left it? Probably coming back. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandie podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishnandie.com.