Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 50

Episode Date: May 1, 2019

1. An honest VIP2. WWE Special Skill3. Uncle Eddie throws Andy4. Power Moves5. Too much for a friend to ask?

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hey Mission and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e One! Oho! Oho Andy! Oho Jack! Hello! Oho!

How much fun was on? It was good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were good, you were I'm pet sitting for two dogs in a cat, but I'm allergic to both dogs and cats So the goal is just to stay above water Later I'll be having a few cold ones and watching the hockey game cheers Couple of tailfarts to no doubt Simon a few for Nergens and having a coolers lovely. He would Josh up to today Nervous for him if you're allergic to both and you've decided to say, yeah, I'll take that. That couple of that person or that couple that's asking to pet sit the dog and cat must have no other friends. If you asked Josh, you went in with one allergic to dog and a cat to both of them.

Yeah. And they went, you're still our best pick. That's a shallow pool friend. And they actually did mention the cockies on, unless everyone else got sweet tickets and they were already at the game. At Calgary, the Calgary Pentadone. Yes, the five sided don't. They have in Calgary. For the old Calgary Beavis. Hey, what are we starting with?

Go Beavis. What are we starting with? I'm sorry, we obviously got someone waiting on the line. For God's sake. I just pointed to the adjunct. I'm not sure if it's Brendan, I don't know what Brendan's here for. He must have Jack has pointed to it. Forgot. Jack has pointed to it. My screen says Brendan. I don't know what Brendan's here for.

He must have been an email to you. It is an email to me. Well, I guess since we've got him up, my first my discussion with you was going to be, do we even go down this path? Because of course, Brendan, as you might have guessed, is a valued and is important podcaster. And he's listed as a special skill. Is it a special skill we need to see in the flesh? Or can we do it telephonically?

Oh, it's a fleshy. It's a fleshy, we're in trouble. That's right, so you're, so this is, so basically we're gonna decide whether we're gonna fly someone internationally our first international guest coming in. You've guessed correctly. Right, you have started.

Assumed correctly. And unfortunately for Brendan, it does put a higher degree of how impressed I feel I have to be. Oh yeah. Yeah. You'll feel the notice when I go. I am too because unless we need more, as it stands, Brendan has no ticket, no airline ticket, of course. As it stands, we'd need to hear him add more confidence and clarity and parameters to his skill that might graduate him up to that P.A.G. level. Yep, permission granted. But at the moment, P.D., permission denied. P.A.G. denied and you're staying put by order of the podcast. Yes. And

he writes, I can tell the exact weight of a packed suitcase or piece of luggage just by lifting it. So by lifting it? Just by lifting it. Yeah, well, okay. I want to know how exact. Okay, great. I want to know how exact. Because if it is to the nearest 50 grams, the weight of an average chocolate bar, well,

they go in point five, don't they really? It goes. I want it more than that. You mean on the scale of the airport? On the scale of the airport it goes 23 23.5 So goes in nearest hundred grams that is right. I thought I'd went in years 500. I know it goes Point one goes one. Okay, so nearest hundred grams near 100 grams. Anyway Brendan. He joins us online Brendan. How are you oh? Oh, he Brendan

Testament of hoi are you a baggage handler? Hi, Brendan. Thank you, husband of hoi. Are you a baggage handler? No, not exactly. A few years ago, I used to work in a hotel and have a concierge, so you have always handling the bags in there. You've handled baggage, but you're not a baggage handler. Sounds like a conundrum.

And then how, obviously, in a hotel situation, you don't get that chance to know the exact weight of an outfit. You would have been weighing them would you, Brandon? Well, quite often the guests would have wanted to know how much the bagway before they obviously went down to the airport as a leaving the country. People do that. People say to you how much does this bagway? Yeah, and we used to have a scale got the back of the tread, track the bag on, and usually I have a week guess before I put it on and I sort of

got better and better and not to as you were saying the point one of a KG probably more of a half or a full KG you could get it sort of around that. So you would say to yourself, Eric and this is 26 kilos and lo and behold it might be 26. Yeah, or give it a take your KG. 25 or 26. How often were you getting it exactly right, Brendan? I was quite a few years ago and I'm fortunate as my own skill. Wait, it's haven't changed though.

Kilos a kilo, I mean, it's a standard. Will you get any of you? Remember towards the end going, geez, I just have a calmness. I'm on fire. I'm batting nine hours. I'm batting nine hours. No, not exactly.

I mean, it will be. Yeah, we're saying it OK, GRT. I was getting pretty good at it. So I'll be clear to start. You didn't have no clue. Oh. I'll say I was in the end, I was thinking pretty good at it, so I'll be able to start. You have no clue. So I was pretty afraid of the other time. Yeah, yeah, that's a big spike.

Like any skill, you practice it. Now I'm sorry, my hope that you'd be with me. Really chocolate bar. No, he's been 50 grea- Really chocolate bar. So we're in a chocolate bar soon. Pretty heavy, so will right? So I'm the Christmas table right.

Brendan, what's going to pop you on the album? Thank you, Brendan. Oh my God, love his honesty. It's a BD for me. I think what Tini mean was funny. Sometimes I've got no hype. I mean, we can't fly in there, but you see what to prove to us after he's admitted.

The prove to us that as promised, you had no hope of guessing that back. No, no, to PD, he's staying put. And I think it's your job to bring that to him. That's true, Jack. I mean, you've got, I think he's your job to project that too. That's true, Jack. I think he's coming back. Are you bringing you there? Yep. How you doing?

I'm sorry, I'm a little bit of a chat. First of all, thank you so much for contacting the show. Brrrr. Brrrr. You know, always stoked to hear from people, especially New Zealand, and other countries. A lot of stuff out there that you choose from. Really appreciate your listening. Love-o-n-tid, guys. Had a little chat to handle about the idea being, you know, always stoked to hear from people, especially New Zealand, other countries, a lot of stuff out there that you usually really appreciate. You're listening.

Love I've heard, guys. Had a little chat to Andal about the idea being, you know, if we were to see this skill in the flesh, you know, obviously, quite a lot of investment from the show to bring you across to do that. Yep. Would you think it's worth the investment? Probably not to be honest.

I don't mean that. OK, well, we were split. 50-50 and we've let you be the deciding vote. So, all right, mate, I'll take your call. I don't know. I'll take your word for it. I'm playing as a call, but I tell you what, you keep at it. And if you can get the skill to the level,

as you do seem to improve with practice If you get us to the level where you are within a hundred grams We are much like the the metric kilogram our am I dress does not change and do get in touch Can touch and can I also put this out there? I think this is the most fair-much level headed person We've ever had on the podcast Hey, man, if you can if you can be on a hand if we've got any other disputes for fairness yeah that's true you're a very fair guy you'd be really lovely to be able to just to prove yourself as the fairest man on the podcast by denying yourself a trip to

Australia which would have been easy to do with a gentle line easily lied to me to Australia but you didn't Brendan if we can if we can ever reach out to you just to kind of hit it those tie breakers for us, that'd be fantastic. Yeah, sounds good. I mean, yeah, I'm just feeling a bit rusty all these years later. Yeah. You would test me in depth, so I know the old fail.

Well, request granted to stay put. Like this is a three man's stay put. I think we've done the right thing. Thanks, mate. Thanks, Bernie. and imports podcasts. Yeah, sounds a bit like you have several devices at home. Some USB chargeable, some old-school plug it in. For what? No, that's me accidentally in the bell. No, our VIPs are very important podcasts. I'd sort of add the A. That's nice.

But it does make us have a bit like you are enjoying herbalized vapor. Yeah, here we are. Back to what, Vips. a bit like you are enjoying herbalized vapor. Yeah, here we say back to vibe vips. Anyway, thank you very much for writing in, filling out the form, listing special skills, and there's one that's... What would this show be without special skills, really? Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim but still much appreciated. Um, Ash Mortimer, he's sparked my interest and he joins us now.

Ash, welcome. Hi, Jen. Hi, Ash. Ash, um, very exciting for me and you to me at this stage because I'm meeting an X-man that I'm not aware of what his skill is. Yes, I don't know. He fell on my side.

He said, him, I'm looking all over your body, going, raising and turn playing cards, explosive. What's he going to do? He says I can correctly identify the theme song of any rest slot in WWF slash WWE history. There's over 800 of them. Is there really ash? Yeah. There must be by my recollection just from the 80s on to now. Hopefully some like 90s, early 2000s, mid 2000s, like my sweet spot. But yeah, what I can say will still happen. As someone such as myself who doesn't watch,

listen to or read novels about WWE, WWE F, is that a normal, is everyone have their own entrance music today? Yeah, so they're basically characters, all the rest of the characters and they all have a theme song which plays the name to the ring, which would be great for most characters and pretty much any television show. Yeah, true, that's true. He says then, Ham, legit, full stop, any full stop. I could name 800 for an 8 coin, but that would be a boring long set. I've got five. I could name 800 for an 8 coin, but that would be a boring long. It would be long. So I've got five.

You would be more than 10% of you show. Yeah, that'd be a special. I'd be very low download number special. With this level of confidence, if you get five or going 8 coin or going one coin. You know my rule for 8. I think it has to surpass a human level of achievement. Okay. I think, God, what do we do? Because it doesn't feel like an eye.

Two, two, one. Two ones at five. One, one at four. No ones at three. Obviously, no ones at two. Still no ones at one. Very much known and no nothing at zero. Okay, do you agree with that? You're like a two one, you're like a one to a friend.

You just absolutely can't let that happen. No, no, no, no, there are currency, they can be freely traded and they are pegged to Bitcoin, so not as glorious as December 2016, but still trading well, a couple of our coin. Do you agree to the terms? I am more than happy, so I can't. Let's dive in. Here is the first one.

I'll have a go as well. Yep, that'll be electrifier. Oh no. Oh no. I don't know if that dimpsons guy. No one wants to be the dimson's guy. I don't want to be the dimson's guy. Do I come back to number one just so you're not the dimson's guy?

Yes. It's in the 2000s. It's in your sweet spot. I'm not the dimson's guy. I know. I know. It's not been temporary, is it? It is not, but I can't award you

a correct answer to say it's not. It's not run-to- contemporary, is it? It is not, but I can't award you a correct answer to say it's not. It's not run-to-round, is it? It was Hideo Atami. Oh, yep. See, the contemporary. Oh, I was going to say this is my ever-weekness. It will be the modern day, because I worked full-time, and I have the same time.

I have one of those 10. Unfortunately, when you wrote any English speech, history, or the gits, I mean, excuses about what, we're all busy. We've all got pressures, but not all of us are claiming 800 in the bank. Okay, so the two coins are off the table. One coin remains.

All your friends are devastated at the moment, Ash, they thought one of them thought they might have had a chance. Ash, this is now, you're playing for something much more important than a coin. You're now playing to not be the Simpson's guy. I mean, it's got that feeling in the air, but I know four questions are now,

we could easily just be laughing at our nervous, we were at this stage. Good luck Ash, here's the second one. Oh, that was a really 90s. I'm going to be yoga greener. He's got it. Alright, here we go. Now I'm just cooking. This is good.

I thought it was mystic paper. Alright, here comes the third. That would be dude love. He's got a dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love.

Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. this guy but you're back at a red hot chance. You are now working your way back up into right in the meat of the curves. You start getting a few more, you're pushing up to be an outlier. Yes. Ready to go? I'm happy to put the outlier, let's try. Okay.

That's thegeneration next. It is degeneration next. No more talking to Simpson's guy. You've got one more. I thought you guys were fighting wrestling scenes that don't have the ref was naming them because it's kind of the old cliches. Like they catch phrase followed by generic rock beats and say their name bad at the 10 times.

Yes we like. Haven't heard any danger. Yeah, I mean, I worked tirelessly. I bet certainly wasn't the producer. We're in so early this morning, Ash. Absolutely. I'm going to invoice the podcast one for some a couple of bacon egg rolls.

The final one, if you get this right, you've got yourself a coin. Good luck. It's a very generic 90s rock sort of beat. It is from the 90s. It is from the 90s. I'd have to say, is it like... Vado or Bam, Bam, because it's called Vada. It's unfortunately it's Sid Justice.

Oh, yeah. Rigging Sid Justice. And there is no justice. Unfortunately Ash, you cannot go around telling people you know all 800. That's true. We'll send you out a token of no value. It's very very small. It's nondescript.

No one will be impressed by it. It has no value, although in time you are free. You are free to assign some sentimental value if you choose to, but you might see it and be uninspired. Okay, that's great, thanks actually, Valley and Effort, selling another Simpson's Guide. Not a Simpson's Guide, thank you. Not a Simpson's Guide. Not the truth, we are. Thank you. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Thank you. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are.

Thank you. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are.

Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are.

Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we are. Not the truth, we. Now, I'm assuming people are familiar with the backstory, no chance of getting full beyond some of the world's strongest man, but luckily got Eddie Williams. Australia's the Southern Hemisphere's strongest man. As we speak, and we can see small bits of dust falling from the light

fittings in here because he's on the roof. He's upstairs on the roof. We're going to grab some microphones, go upstairs and meet him, and get you thrown in the air. Yes. And maybe Jack. I'd probably caught. Get some tips for you because we know you're on a strength mission at the moment. Yes.

First of all, how's that going, Jack? Well, I... Yep. I mean, I'm improving every week. That's what we're gonna do. What else we're better than yesterday. Plenty of peanut butter this week. Oh, I'm going to go to college. I like how I'm trying to be eaten more.

Let's tease Jack in the hallways we walk up there. You'll see up there. MUSIC Eddie Williams, Australia's, Nate, the southern hemisphere's strongest man. Welcome to the Hamish Channel. You're geophishally. Thank you for having me. You're big. He's big.

We're big. Josh on the phone is 190 kilos. I can see it all kilos I can see it all I can see it all I just I'll see for those listening to the book us So what how many do you train every day? Train every day Is any can as a training where it's 90 kilos not enough?

Probably not even a war What was you doing a warm up? Probably 120 Wow All at once No I'll start at 120 work out there Oh no, how much? 300.

Because I can do 120 if you can be 10 reps at 12 kilos. I thought you could accumulate 120, no sweat, but you're doing it all at once. Yep. And that's the difference between us. How did you become to want to be a strong man? Needed an outlet. Yep. I had music I had.

Just something different. So, join the gym, start lifting. Were you a big guy? No, it wasn't. I was 98 kilos. Are you joking? You are half your body weight before you join the gym. So this hope is Jack. This hope is Jack. This hope is Jack. It was a 190 kilogram world record holding monster inside you. So this is hope for Jack. Came to life to me last week,

that Jack, you're only just started lifting and bodybuilding. Yes. So you're trying weeks in. Jack, three weeks in. If you're trying to gain weight, you're going to almost 100 kilos yourself. In about 10 years. Jack, could you come in here and like, you know, don't do anything uncomfortable with, but if we could just have a look at the specimen. Yeah. Any similar height. What areas do you think show potential shoulders? Yeah shoulders potential shoulders. Where they need to be or could get bigger. I think no they just did. They're not a world record. They're more jacked. Wow. Okay. What about the lake near Norwegian? Yeah, at least they need to come up. Yeah. I've been saying what need to come up. Yeah. It needs to come down.

It's really, I'm Jack, that's too good. More calories, more calories. Okay, yep. Have you hit your 3000 today? No, what's only still early? Well, what are you going to do about it today? Well, I'll eat Indian phalanche. Yeah, you try to eat sushi.

We made it, made it. Yeah, sushi is sushi not good enough for calories? It's too clean. Okay. Yeah And if you're gonna eat it probably 10 plus 10 rolls You're only getting one I do one. Yeah. Oh, okay. There you go. That's your problem. All right Jack get out of here Thank you, though. Um, okay, so the throw yes, so we want to you've got kids. Yep. Yeah young boys Beautiful. How high do you throw them in there? My kids are quite high, because...

That's why I actually... You know, once you're a cup down. No, if you do it all the time, they're like, oh, is that all like... They get used to the bus. So then you go higher, they're like... Yeah, I can't. So you have to throw them... You'd be throwing like 20, 30 metres in the air now.

Do you recommend the same type of throw for me, like under the arms? Or what do you want to do for this? Well, because you're taller. So I'll bring my arms out and kind of press handy. Yeah, so I'll probably grab your knees and you'll, you'll, higher back. Yeah. And I'll press you up.

Yeah. So yeah, if Andy goes like, a lot of the stiffer's a board, does that thing? Yeah. If he goes stiffer's a board, you can lift him up to sort of like where you normally see kind of people on the Olympics, like have it kind of, like at your shoulder height.

And then in one thrust, oh, again, we're getting him able to. Pretty high. Okay. Yep. I do a similar thing to mine, if you were a pretend he stuck to the roof and I just pin him on the roof like that.

That's been a good enjoyment. I've done that, but yeah, you've got that stuck to the roof. It's quite a big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Round around the walls. That's great. All right. So you've got to say, wee that stuck to the roof. Quite a pig. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, can't we? Round the walls. That's great.

All right. So you guys say, weeve you're enjoying it. Yep, yep. Just don't wee on me. That's enough, Uncle Eddie. Okay. If you get scared. Sure.

You can ask for another one. Eddie is the grown up in this situation. You can either grant the wish of the child. Or give him another one. Or say, no, that's enough. I've got things to do. Okay, cool. That's great. One final question before we do is have you tested it on anyone?

My size. No, this is first time really well on the weekend. I for one of the events you got a You got to press a 12 inch monster dumbbell over your head. Yeah, how much how much is that way? 90 kilos I don't want dumbbell was 90 kilos. I did it one hand. Alright, okay cool. That makes feel better. You could lift any up one hand over your head. How many times did you say you did it? Three. He's been training for this without even knowing it. He's the strongest man. The Southern Hemisphere. He just got to trust me. I'm okay. Love that. So I did put my trust in any. I stood on top of a stool to try and get

me as close to the level of 80 shoulders. I went as stiff as I could and leaned back, trust four style, onto his waiting hands. Oh, this is so exciting. Here we go. Dreams do come true. What I need you to do is hump this guy. If that makes sense. So that'll keep you. I need it straight. Yeah, push it out. Yeah, push it. Push it, go out. Okay, okay. So if you want to... I mean, both of you. Don't hump it too hard, and though. Yeah, we don't want babies. Fade face in this way. Yeah. See if it's again. Up there, it's going to hit us. See if it's again. Oh my god, Andy's...

Look, it's not okay. It's a no-no thing. It's a no-no thing. It's just... Well, this is a good practice, man. It's just sort of surfed Andy back to the end of the ground. I lost it. I lost it. Straight enough. No, well... Because you're...

I was the one to pick you up. You weren't... I was the one to pick it up. As you... You weren't the go pro. I just think straight enough. No, well, because you're a big idiot. You're a big idiot. I'm a big idiot. As a man. You want to go pro. Just to be clear, there was no question, no one ever thought this was gonna be any fault, but just to reiterate, that was completely any fault. Okay, so keep your legs straight, and I'm sorry.

I'm a big idiot. Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, okay, he's falling back now. Eddie's getting ready to pick Andy up over his head. Yeah. What am I to just put you on my head? Can you hold? Do you want me to get his legs? Oh shit

On the 80s and now Okay, let's try it. It's just balancing it. You're like an absolute brand talking. Yeah, and you curl your leg under the other one That's what this is. Yeah, and he said nice and tight you're meant to be straight up at the end You make out now three three two one So a little bit of weak come out and fly the air above I've had enough under What the hell is that? He's trying to be in the air like an absolute wrecked hole. How did that feel? How did he feel in your hands?

You're probably the best person I've held. Okay good. You do a low-pull out, you see? That's where it all comes into play. Definitely worried at the top. There was a moment of free form. No, we can play back the noisy, mate. I think we all heard it.

It was sort of at the apex. It it was just after the apex I think when you realised you were falling flat back from about 3 metres in the air towards Concrete. He was stiff and he was like he's not catching you, he's not catching me but I think that's a problem. I think that's where we heard. So true. I mean we over a bouncer, did you ever go in the... I was. Yeah.

Just seeing any pick you up, and, oh, it was like an elaborate... Let's just chuck this guy out of this video. It's got to be huge points in the security world to go. I didn't just throw someone out, I carried him out over my head and threw him in a dumpster. Well done. Thank you. Thank you. I, thank you. Yes, I got nervous when I was just bouncing on your head.

I didn't think you had an in you. I thought I was going over the back. I couldn't believe you were just having on your head. I mean, when I get impressed when I see people carrying a jug on me, yeah. Yeah, I was trying to find your center. You just had a 90 kilo hat on it. It didn't seem to bother you.

Yeah, oh, well that's the fun about strong men. It's like fun. They give you an event that you've never done before. Yeah, and When you just give it a go. When you turn up to the world championships this year and they go first event surprise 100 kilo hat Someone's watching over here. I'm gonna see you with the back punching me in cover. Detroit. Thank you so much Thank you man and happy with that. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you, man. And thank you. Happy with that. Yeah, very happy.

We talked about the, um, lost the other one, the helicopter. Yes, the, uh, the plane. The plane. Oh, do you want to take us out to, uh, take us out to the, take us out to spin any round by his underneath legs. You still do that? Yeah. All right.

Let me know when you're ready. Do you have to brace or anything else? Are you tensing up? I'm good. Okay. So give us a hug. I'll just dance. And jump. Holy shit!

Holy shit! Yes! Oh! Looks like the most budget version of dancing with the stars you've ever seen. Is that an egg? I'm not that scary. You've done enough Uncle Litty. No, not Uncle Litty.

Nice. Just knock you around. I'm not that good we're scared, they're not fun-colletti. They're not fun-colletti. Hey, he's just nuking around, hearted-in-up, un-colletti. Ladies, thank you, buddy. The End The End The End The End Hey, time for...

This means it all... Sorry, I was just a jack, just wait till it's all the time. Wait, it's mate. Sorry, everyone.. Sorry everyone. Sorry everyone. Sorry everyone. Sorry about Jack. Got him in there, brother.

Thank you. PaoMous, thank you so much for sending them in. HamishName.com for any correspondence. Some of those are often go, is this where I meant to send them? Yeah, it is the contact form. There's no specific thing for it. I mean, it's probably, I mean, apart from the very important podcaster, but it is probably the most

you know, submitted thing. Yeah, at the website, so you we, but the system works. Yes, of course, we should have a button that says power moves too late in the game to change it now. Yeah, everyone knows what to do. They're all fine in their way. They're fine in their way. We're finding them. Just see Mellus. I'm going to start this one from Tally Gordon, hand. Tally, huh? I'm gonna start this one from Tally Gordon, huh? Power move exclamation mark. I used to work at a bar and when a customer orders a corona and is being a bit of a dick I know knowingly give him a slice of lime that's too big for the Joey, have a whole line. Oh, I'm the house. Watching from struggle and just pushing into their bottle,

acting cool with lime juice running down their bottle and hands is a delight. I'm absolutely welcome. Yeah. This is from Simon Coet. He obviously works in a, I was going to say, an office situation, but it might also be he could be going to a share space, co-working in the article.

He might work from home. It's about it. Because this is cloud-based. Okay. Because I work in large teams, we use Google Docs with my colleagues. It's a cloud-based word document we understand what it is. A lot of people can edit it at the same time though.

I don't understand what it is, but I think we all know that Google's got some docs you can have on the cloud. You and I have never been in a working environment that requires it, and nor will we ever be. But I've used G-Mail and I know they're in the same family. So what you do, according to Simon's word here, and what takes word on how you make Google Docs is you make, you set the first one up, then everyone else can edit it. But when you set it up and send it to your colleagues, you make it, you can click on a button that makes it view only, unless someone has permission to edit it. Then no one can type anything in the document and they have to email you and ask for permission for the group project. You're the guy that

holds permission for everyone's group project. I like that. Get in, set it up early. Tainy cool, though, no, I'll be able to, you know, put a lot of professionals in the show, use it. Hain. Power move. Yep. From Jim Waters.

Go on, Jim. When going to a friend's house, just changed the order of their cutlery draw. Clara. He said, they'll, forever be frustrated, subconsciously grabbing the wrong piece their cutlery draw. Claire. He said, they'll forever be frustrated, subconsciously grabbing the wrong piece of cutlery. And it's preposterous to accuse someone of doing it. Yeah.

It's one of those great crimes. We like, did you put all the cat biscuits in our cereal containers? Why would I do that? Well somehow maybe you didn't know paying attention. No, I would have. Well mate pretty weird if I just can't see how somebody the cat biscuits in your cereal. Yeah, yeah of course. Sorry. I'm now deferred to you for any situation. Great, that's what I wanted. I'm more powerful than you. And a Nelson newer check. Okay.

Sorry Nelson, it's he's actually specifically written, no, my name's pronounced New Kirk. Sorry, Nelson. Nelson New Kirk. Very simple. And correct me if we have, it's one of those ones I'm like, maybe I'm sure we've had this. Okay.

That's right. Well, it's so simple, you assume we've had it, but if we haven't, it's got to go in the book, because it's like one of the bread and butter ones. When you are feeling up someone's drink, whether it's water, juice, wine, beer, fill it right to the top. Ah! Fill it right to the top, in fact, not beer,

because beer is filled right to the top. But water, juice, wine, right to the brim, they'll have to bend down and sip it like a baby. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. I've been at a slam dunk really like it. Again, Kalim Law here, definitely an asshole power moves. Right, I need a half a legends, half a ourselves. I think that we'll all know where this is going

when you hear it, but I think the person that it's happening to will be unsuspecting. Driving along on a long road trip and your mate needs to pee. Pull over and just say hey mate just go beside the car. No one will see. As soon as he starts, just drive off. Really good. And you could probably... If you were worried and I would be, if I was in the car with you and I... You'd smell a ratified and straight to do you wear to pee?

If I said, okay, you probably know, just make sure you go against the car or next to the car. Even just driving off is a great power move. No matter where they are. That's true. But I suppose when there's no carvers trees, a very open highway, that'd be great. That's a bear bum. Or a willy. Is it happened for a willy? Is it happened for a willy fish?

Then you have to say to them, just piss on the car, bear worry about it. It's not a bear bum either. Who's pulling their fans down to the roof? I suppose it's like a bear. You have a crack But is he pissing on the Curve? No He shouldn't be

That's the ultimate bailman back as But if you could pull that off But I mean you must be in a friendship group that has zero pranks Because to go make up out Pooly willy out piss on the car And the wind will wipe it off

Do that trust trust me. I mean, if you get them to do that, it's almost worth having someone wheel on your wheel. Do they be able to drive away? And expose them. I just don't think you're gonna get someone facing the road. Ando from Meena, this is incredible.

This is a power move. Meena, as you'll soon find out, obviously had a backstage pass or works in the record industry or whatever, and there's about Gene Simmons. Oh wow. From Kiss. This is a power move that Gene Simmons called on Meanor.

Huge. I'm gonna read it verbatim, because it's so well written. A real incident guys, I received from meeting with Gene Simmons. When he arrived in the room, we scrambled to meet him. We both went in with the open hand for a shake, but we saw that no. He was looking to fist bump brackets, probably for hygiene. No big deal. Meena Ruts. I think I've done this before, but boys, his fist did not meet yours halfway. It stayed stationary. He parks at flush against his ribcage, as if to say, you come to me.

I was mid-flight by now, but the extra range is confounding. And I couldn't calculate the adequate power required to make it all the way to the fist bump. The end result was me clumsily under extending, then having to overcompensate to make it to his hand. I ended up leaning forward, almost bowing, to softly press knuckles with the rot-god. She signs off, hold your fist close.

Let them bump you. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Hame, you know a couple of pals of ours. Prousey and Marty.

The pals? The pals. And the other day, Prousey reached out with me because Marty had done something very, very peculiar. Marty, many can do... Yes. ...interesting stuff. He's not quite cramour.

No. ...but he definitely has sometimes takes on life that are refreshing, certainly refreshing that part of his magic. This is one of those. He takes Prousey, are you at the Richmond office because Prousey works in Richmond? Yep. And Prousey said, sorry, I'm in the Fitzroy office today, how come those are my washing is on the line too very, I mean, Prousey obviously, my washing is on the line. That's all right, my washing is on the line. That's all he wrote. My washing is on the line. And then Prousey was like, I think he's wanting me to go

and take his washing off the line. It's not a code for anything, isn't it? So he wrote back, are you taking the piss mate? But he wrote, no, there's a storm coming. Where's Marty? No, I think it's not busy enough to not be sending messages, but too busy to get home. I haven't really explored this thoroughly with Prousey.

I thought we could give him a call now and just see what is Prousey doing? Obviously something quite cool. He runs its rowing. Pilates are very cool. Pilates are quite nice to you. Hello Andrews speaking. Prousey, it's your turn. No. How are you Prousey?

How's it going? We haven't caught you in the middle of greasing up a reformer or? I'm actually getting more, getting more, ago, where do you, I'm just a smash out on the 500. Yeah, come here, very proud of you. Thank you. I'll call that video slag and be off for doing a 500. That was smarty, not me.

You're not, you're not, you're not. I just saw me kicking on. Anyway, not what we're calling you about today though. We made not your... I just saw him making on. Anyway, not what we're calling you about today though, we make no sense to anyone. We are calling Annie. Yeah, we should point out, Prase, you're on the podcast. Right.

I want to take you back to an incident that I was confused by. A friend of ours, Marty contacted you. Do you think I know the internet? Yeah. You know what store we're dating, Melbourne? Yeah, it's The last stormy day in Melbourne. Yeah. Yeah. Questions I had off the bat. Had you ever gone around to his house to take washing off the line before?

Is this another thing? No. No. Had any of your friends in the history of your life ever asked you to go around and take washing off the line because I'm impending storm? No. No. Would you have access to my, he's house. Would it be a spare key situation?

Because I assume you need a washing basket as well that wouldn't be outside near the line. Because you can't just take it off and dump it at the back door. No, I wouldn't. So do you know where the spare key is? No, I don't. So what would you have done?

I don't, I don't know. Yeah, which makes the story even stranger. Yeah, well you, so what was your initial response to him? I saw as you said, are you taking the piss mate? When he explained that he did want you to go around, was he expecting you to leave work? Yeah. Okay.

And were you at work? Do you think that you offended that Marty thinks being a Pilates entrepreneur affords you the luxury to go and do light laundry whenever you please? It doesn't make sense. It wasn't insulting. Yeah. In fact, the more I thought about, the more insulted I got. Because it was like he was like he's obviously way more important than I am. Well, he works in cloud computing, which he obviously thinks is a much higher ranking position than Pilates. Yeah. Yeah. Incoming storm. Yeah let's call Proud. You know. Why do you think I quickly do my gutters? Well, I had a Harvey rein. Well, yeah, right. So this wasn't he it wasn't't one of those mass panic storms.

What ended up happening? What happened? I just screamed, I didn't little bit if you pick something? Oh, absolutely. Alright, let's do it. Okay, let's get it. Hello. Hey, mate, is that you? Can I? Mate, mate, mate. And Tami, she was well, how you mate? Can I have a how I am?

And we've also got Prousey here as well, bud. It's Tami, Shandhi and Andrew. Yeah. Hey, Marty. We just got a few questions. We needed to get to the bottom of something, something to happen to Prousie, Prousie, Senator Andy. Andy's bought it to the team here.

Yeah. Did you instruct a friend to go to your house? Or did you question a friend if they could go to your house to get washing off the line during a workday because the storm was coming? Yes, I did. Okay. Maddie, do you think that your job is more important than prouces? No. Well, so why?

Not I remind you, you're under oath. So, why did you choose him instead of leaving your own work Well, he works me by and he doesn't do you have a real I was on the other side of the city so I thought you know that's what makes a fool you were telling I chief solution Okay cloud computing is the future. No one can argue with that. But so is costability. Yeah.

Are you kidding me? But when you sent the text message to go get the washing off the line, did you think it was a long shot at all? Or do you think it was a perfectly normal thing to do? I thought it was pretty normal, mate. OK. OK. Judging by the response for everybody, I thought it was pretty normal mate. Okay. Judging by the response for everybody there,

would you think twice about doing that again? Well, probably wouldn't ask Krausey. Did I want to know? He wasn't up for it. Can we just ask, give us an idea of what was on the line? Basic whites, tails, sheets, silk, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt,ilt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, silt, I think you said you would do it. Yeah, as a joke. I would have done it. Yeah. And anyway, yeah, I got them all inside all good. Did you iron it as well?

I think you'll enjoy it when you come home and find a steaming pile of iron clothes. I thought it was a perfectly reasonable request to browse it. So what did you do when neither of us went? What happened? I went home and then the bloody storm didn't come. So you left work early? What is on the line? Is it like a $10,000 silk shirt or something? What did you tell the guys at work? I just hung up on my leather jacket and said,

you've got to get home again. I clearly wasn't that busy. So you know, just like you guys. Yeah, that's true. We've got plenty of... Yeah, I don't know We've got plenty of... I don't know what our excuse could ever possibly be, because this is what we're doing at work, is discussing if we're too busy to leave to go and change. Thanks, mate. I appreciate that, but we were...

Great, yeah. Great rangefinder about who's real friends and who thinks their jobs more important than others. See ya, matey. See ya mate. Thanks for our seat. Listen up.