Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 51

Episode Date: May 8, 2019

1. Nickelback2. Josh Jansen on Durie Duty3. Sonny’s cake announcement4. Superhuman peeler?5. Menu challenge gets revisited6. The boy who knew music

A list-knock production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi everyone. Ahoi Andy. Ahoi's to you in Jack, the plural of a hoi. One! Oho, everyone! Oho Andy!

A hoise to you in Jack, the plural of a hoi? I've already given mine back. You know, so many getting stuff done there today. Oh wow! It's a real taking care of business podcasts today. Okay. Zippin' through it. Well, Philip in Oslo wants to tell us what you're up to today.

Well done Philip. Thank you, Jim. We're doing it through, yes, I'm very much allowed. I always have a huge amount of respect for people. The email in their soundbite, tell us what they're doing because they know the difficulties involved and it's in attaching a sound file. Okay, let's talk. Hello, my name is Phillip, I'm from Oslo and today I am staying in bed all day watching TV shows because well

I can. And Sam's on out until June, so I have plenty of time. He's got the arms. He's got the arms. That is a long lie in the bed, isn't it? I mean, that's so, how many series can he get to do? Sam looked like he was outside. Sam looked kind of like he was camping. It sounded like he'd gone up to the woods.

And I have, I'm not just generalizing what my picture of Oslo is here. Sam looked like he'd said, Mama, Papa, I'll take two smoke to try out. And I'll be in the woods. And I'll lay low with, I've got one of those huge portable batteries and I'm just gonna watch Netflix and come out of the woods when it's exam time. Injured. And they said, as many men in the family have done, Philip.

Stooog. Oh, it's his end. No direct English translation. But it just means a lucky out man to see you at exam time. For it is that time of your life. Like I said, cracking three things today, I don't know. No time for diverging.

But if we could just diverge for one second, I'd jack pull up something from here. I'm sure this has come up before. I'm sure people thought of this, but, or maybe they haven't, but I's I'd like to, I'd like to run something past you, and I, because we share the same floor here. We podcast one is a subgroup of the radio station we used to work for, which is actually a two-pronged attack on the FM dial. One skews broad pop, top 40, hits an old school, one of the other stations is rock, sport and comedy. And that can be anything away.

It's sort of, if you pick to let her around the middle of the alphabet, sort of three of those in a row. Triple M is a good hint as well. So they just go non-stop balls out rock, don't they? And sometimes balls in rock. Well, yeah, this nickel back is what I want to talk about. Which is balls in rock, don't they? And sometimes balls in rock. Yeah, well, yeah, this nickelback is what I want to talk about. Which is balls in rock. Very much.

I can ride it. But keep rockin'. Yeah. Now that they're safe. Yeah. What's most, they, Chippell and May play a cold play song? Of the, they may.

Yeah. They may. They may. So if you're looking at a Venn diagram of the other radio station, which is all pit's in old school, they also would play a Coldplay song. Only their very best though. Only Levit, not Levit, a loco. But you know, in Vita, Levit, a little bit. Such an old Coldplay song.

Oldschool, it's an oldschool. You've just got it. I haven't. I bet you. Call up someone and that would be the highest play count. Coldplay song. No way. Top three. Top three. Can we? Can we? Who is the two of these? I'll take A. I am. I'm already digressing with what I'm saying. I mean, we could speak to the music director. I'm sure that I can talk to him. Do it for next step. Okay. Let's go to the play count of the most. About the end of today's episode. Yeah, that's a good idea. End of the episode. Played Coldplay song on idea. End of the episode. And I played Cole Play Song on both stations. Yeah, right. And I would say, um,

Viva La Vida. Viva La Vida. Not living La Vida loca. The cover they did a Ricky Martin song. And a sort of a collab that was heavily Ricky Martin, at the point where when it came to release it, he cut Cole Play out of the writing. Right, it's all together.

Yeah, La Vida Vida. Viva La Vida. Yeah, great song. Yeah, number one played on this stage. Yeah, the Vita Vita. Vita Vita, yeah. Great time. Number one played on this day. Yeah, well you certainly heard a lot about it. So you think it's gonna be the number one, the number one if not top three. For both?

No, no, just for hits and old school. It's just for folks. I'm gonna say out for top three. Yeah, it's a great, good fun. Ah! Ah! Like, we just got to push on with today's show. Yeah, this is not a show.

We just started a show. Not, this is not a show. We just started a show. Not a show. Not a show. It's gonna be quick. Not a show where we, no time for detours today kids, driving straight to Grand Mars at us. Yeah, I'm not stopping at the nursery.

Okay. The reason I bring out where we are and what we, is when you go to the toilet here, I just feel like you're nickel back all the time. Yeah. Like you do here all the time. Throughout the day, nickel back is the bean shoot of when you go to the toilet here, just, I just feel like you're nickel back all the time. Like you do here a lot. Throughout the day, nickel back is the bean shoot of when you go to a noodle place. It's filled it up with bean shoots.

I mean, you call it chisel or ACN, so you're like Led Zeppelin or some of the great rock tunes is the very, very rare pork belly. And you know, you get a little gristle here and there, but it's not full of pork belly. Yeah. So you hear a lot of, you hear a lot of nickel back. And this song, I'm always hearing this song, right?

I was hearing, how you remember? Yeah, give it a whirl, Jack, people know. I know. So you guys, through, we all know the list of that. It goes through a list of all the people he's tried to be, right? So you guys, couldn't cut us a wise man. Never made us a wise man. That's fair enough, we all try to be a wise man.

Yeah, I wouldn't have started with that though. If you best change to a wise man. Never made us a wise man. That's fair enough, we all try to be a wise man. Yeah, I wouldn't have started with that though. If you best change to a wise man, try the other things. Yeah, you know, learn lessons. Well, I think what he was doing was he go, start out at the end though. Yeah, I know you mean, start out at your optimum though. If he's like, what do you wanna be in class kids? Well, no one's gonna be a dumb man.

Yeah, okay. I would like to be a wise man. So he's had a go. He's made to going, you know, you have to probably get everyone's attention. Guys, guys, guys. He's gonna be a wise man. Never, you know, never take pistachios to the movies.

We're gonna put all the shells. Yeah, it's not that wise. So he would have gone through a period of that and everyone's like, geez, Chad Kroger, he's not a wise man. Then he couldn't cut's not a wise man. Then he couldn't cut it as a poor man's stealing. So he's a bad thief, and that's all right. That's good that he didn't choose crime.

You obviously had a little go at it. More Oliver than the outfall dodged. Maybe he lost a lot of mates during the wise man period. And so he had to turn into a sort of a thief. The third one is the one I'm most confused by. Tired of living like a blind man. Right. Of course you are.

Why did you pick blind man as the next thing to tell you? You weren't any good at wise man. What made you think your skill, laying, feeling, feeling around the place? Exactly. Of course you're tired of living like a blind man. No one chooses it. No, no one chooses it. You're only going in the history of the like a blind man. No one chooses it. No, no one chooses it.

You're only going in the history of the world that shows it. What did you go on to after that? I'm totally like a blind man. Sick of sick of sick of sick of sick of sick of sick of sick of sickback or those that will never like it. By that stage you know it's Nickelback. They probably actually don't sing words for the rest of the song. I've tuned out by that stage. I beat you the rest of the song, it's just Chad Crogue and Megan Noises. We would never know because we would never have listened to it pass that first song. I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling. So you can even feel that's why you're such a blind, bad blind man.

He's going off-stone, huh? Yeah. Well, Chad. Let me make it. Yeah, go and crack on. Crack on. Back. Hey, Andy.

At the moment, Lego Masters, who's on Channel 9, going great guns. People building Lego. Watch the last night, by the way. Thank you, mate. Yeah. You're catching up. Do you have in court up? Just watch this that I just saw in the past one?

Yeah, flip buzz one on the way to whatever's on 9 go. No, thank you, mate. Here's the thing though, one question I get you in a lot. I was worried about your, picking up those whites. Of the kettle was the bridge episode. Yeah, just very inconvenient, some of the bridges to put the kettlebells on. Having said that, everyone thought the bridges were broken at kilogram, so they kind of beat the show that night.

A lot of the builds are quite long. And so, with the builds at like 10, 12, 15 hours, one of the questions I get asked a lot is like, sure you're not there the whole time, right? Got a message last night from our mate Josh, Josh Johnson, JJ. He texts me and he goes, hey, are you there the whole time? Yeah. While it's building, and I was like, no, no, no,

there's, you can't see it on the set, but some of those panels on the set, I can, they're actually doors, I can stick in and out and go and get a coffee, and just hang out the back. And if something happens, I can can kind of wander back in. You're still out there. I'm roaming around and hang out at the back reading a magazine and stuff. It's got like a fireman.

I'm on call but I can even take my pants off and stuff. So the reason I asked this is what I wanted to get to. He goes to the reason I asked is there was at our high school growing up, one of the houses near our high school did a backyard blitz. And Jamie Jury, they're like, he was barely there on the back. On the backyard blitz. He wouldn't be at a house rules. He's on house rules now, is that right? He's on house rules here. He's still on telly, isn't he? Yeah. He wouldn't be there much either. That's what I'd love to know. I thought, can we call Josh and get the download?

On what year this back year Blitz was, and how it went down, and how much jury they saw, how much FaceTime did the kids, because it sounds like the kids at high school, from what I got from his message, were like surveilling this place to go, when's jury giving kids? Yes.

I just love, I don't know, Jamie J jury is a very fit. Oh, I think Josh, Josh, how you doing? How are you, mate? Good, how are you? Yeah, great. Thank you. You're on the pod. Josh, you're on the podcast. Hey, quick question relating to a text message you sent me the other night about Jamie jury doing a backup blitz near your high school. Yes. What year was this? Do you remember? Jamie Jury doing a backyard blitz near your high school. What year was this? Do you remember? I reckon it would have been, I saw something,

so it would have been 2005 maybe, 2004. You're young, Josh. He's young, he's young. Peak backyard blitz era. For people who don't know what backyard blitz is. Oh, people have backyard. I got blitz, they essentially... Like a shoehorn blitz.

They came from a backyard to a crappy backyard. And bl got blitzed. They essentially came in. Like a shoehorn blitz. They came in backyards. To a crappy backyard. Blitzed it good. Yeah. Blitzed it. Landscape blitzed it. Yeah. Oh, sometimes a gazebo, which counts as a small bit of carpentry.

A water feature. Yeah, a little bit of aquatic blitzing. So the format was, you take the family away. They can't believe they've been picked. You blitz it. Jamie Jury and his team go in on camera, Jamie Jury and the team go in and work their guts out and they blitz it. It looks like and his team go in on camera, Jamie Jury and the team go in and work their guts out and they blitz it.

It looks like Jury's made the water feature himself, Tile the whole thing. Looks like he's done all the paving. Squashing a hydrogen and oxygen together to make the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the family comes home, Jury goes, I don't know, is this any good?

I of course, love it. Cause he's very good at gardens and that's the show. Now, Josh, you saw another story. Yes, well, we saw some local landscapers or just from the show. Now, Josh, you saw another story. Yeah, so well, we saw some local land skaters or just from the area, and they would sort of do the work. And because we were looking out for Jamie Jury because that was sort of the exciting bit of the whole thing from our perspective.

Was that house in view of the school yard? Was this... No, it was just out like it was as we were coming into school. So there was like a street. So you couldn't see it from the school, but every morning you could check in and everyone was constantly trying to see if they could see Jamie Dury. Tough man to see, very short man. Was there a hedge? Was there about a one meter hedge in the garden?

It would have, it could have obscured you. A large amount. So everyone was on jury watch basically. Yeah. Jury Jury. Yeah. I'm sure the puns have been used by Chattel's have it at some time. So and how long did the blitz go for?

How many days? I think it took it like a few weeks. Memory. Has the blitz believed the blitz is very quick. Yeah. Like a blitz. You can have a two week blitz. Yeah.

And the thing is like every, it was the garden was looking great but there was no Jamie jury but then near the end we started to see him and he would you know be holding a shovel or whatever and he like but it wasn't actually him doing the whole garden, which was disappointing for us. It's like how they do it with the iPhone, you get Tim Cook right at the end to come and put the plastic on the iPhone to go, I've done it, I made another iPhone,

but you suspect there's been other hands on the iPhone. Josh, no, no, no, no, exactly. No one suspects Tim. Tim's taking, Tim, you finished your iPhone, mate? Sure, I got to take these home. Did you get anywhere near this amount done today? It's his school, and the little kid's trying to see if you... Yeah, do you know Cook!

Oh my God, it was... Never communicated that Tim Cook... Like, we don't see... We don't expect Tim Cook to be doing it. He's not on TV, so he's going, I've built all these iPhones, I hope you enjoy them. Thank you for saying exactly. But you're right.

So on and then when you're in time. Was there's a big rumor that spreads from the school like we've seen, like we'd picked behind the fourth wall of TV? Yeah, well, I think that where we lived was in the in suburbia. So it was like a big, the idea that was the equivalent of Hollywood sort of coming to our town. And yeah, there was a lot of, it really just looked like a normal

sort of landscape job. She's much, gins-moving. It's just like, make guys, if we gave you 800 cash, could you stick around for the way? Sure, yeah, we put a few lump, few more mounds in. Josh, this is a huge statement, a huge call. This is what I really want to know. Did it change your impression? Before that. Yeah. Can I ask this?

Like, cause it's such a large call. Yeah. Are you positive that during school hours, when you're doing maths, Jamie's not there feriting around, you know, checking in on stuff. Checking in everything. Definitely.

I think that my mum would have even been involved in looking at, because she even, yeah, she was keeping an eye on stuff. Definitely. I think that my mum would have even been involved in looking out because she even... She was keeping an eye on people. So you wrecked everyone. The whole community was looking out. So it would have been... You think at any hour of the day there would at least be one pair of community eyes on the property? No. I think there was... Absolutely. I think there was like a British dude who was like specialized in maybe garden beds, like one specific part. There was a bed space. And he was in there a little bit more.

But Jamie Jury, I really liked that. And Josh, sorry, Hannah, I was one last question. Percentage of how much garden at people did versus how much time Jamie Jury was there. Yeah, hours on job. What percentage?

If he did to fill out a time slip at the end of the job, like a shoe that Laborers had to, if they're putting in 100 hours to their 100, how many hours does Jamie put in? You would have to say around 2. 2% 2% 2% 2. Because yeah, I think you would, he would, you couldn't even call him a project manager because he didn't have enough site time to even have a special like that. They'd be guys doing deliveries that were there more. Like the dirt guy would have been there, or coming back and forth with the dirt. Great. That's a lot. No further questions to be. Thank you. Well, before we just missed the jury.

Josh, has it lowered your opinion of Jamie Jury? Yeah, well, definitely at the time. I feel like I need to go into witness protection after this, but yeah, I think, I think, definitely, yeah, I thought, well, I just, the whole thing, the whole TV glitzing glamour sort of was ruined at that point. Can I stand out today that Jamie Jury's on another show, House Rules from Jack. And have you watched that or will you never watch another Jamie Jury show again?

It is against Lego Masters. No, yeah, no, I haven't consumed any Jamie Jury content. I don't want to make this, I don't want to make this some sort of Blake VJ re situation. I'll probably up against him as well with talking about your gym, you hit me probably on Wednesday and on to you. I don't want to make this Hamishani versus Jamie Jerry, but we just say for the duration of our shows, we're there. Yeah, we're there. Dauntled us.

Yeah, absolutely. Punch in, punch out. First to come, what? What? Not last to go. But it definitely did start to question like like what I started to think of was, was Suzy Wilk doing changing rooms the whole time? Like, oh, we weren't talking about Wilts.

You're out of time, Josh. Yeah. I'm kidding, a great job. Yeah. MUSIC Ando, early May as a bonus, which means two things, the tulips are in harvest. And Maywee dance for many a day, you know, Boundiful Harvest. That was number one thing still.

Always, yeah, that's part of the tulips and... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sub, having. Number two, my little boy's birthday's coming up, something's birthday. Yes, coming up. And, and... Pretty close, 10th. Damn. You're the 19th. No. No, the 24th.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the 24th, yeah. 34th, before the 50th now gets 4 times. Yes. Yeah. Your girlfriend's the 19th. Yeah.

Actually. Oh, fucker. God, Jessica. Spot on. Spot on, yes. Yeah. Your girlfriend's an on-tenth. Yeah. Actually. Oh, fucker. God, Jessica. Yes, bottom biking. Yeah. You know why I know. Yeah. She's the only birthday in my calendar.

Oh, what? Because you shared your contact. Oh, contact details with me. And I don't. And it auto-populates my calendar. And I don't have anyone else's birthday. But I always have Rebecca Harding's birthday coming up on the night. Anyway.

So any birthday's coming up. On his third and fourth birthday, I made his cake. Regular listeners of this show, you know, it sort of became a thing. As a, with no cake experience, I waited in on his third birthday and made an incredible semi-trailer, Mac from the movie Cars with an edible hinge. A fully edible hinge.

A fully edible hinge. No toothpicks, no skewers, that was the rules. Smash it out of the park. Used to slid her in the end, is a covered in icing, as the back flap of the semi-trailer. And you tied it together with snakes. Yeah, very bulky. It was a very hollow,

an intervolving, it was very bulky. It was very bulky. It was very bulky. She wowed the crowd. If I blow it back from the manufacturer, I'd go, or, she would go, why does my wind truck have to need bigger issues with the truck, it gives my wheels. Well, I think, What is my win truck after the bigger issues or truck?

It's because my wheels. Well, I think it was. Why are my wheels glued to the rock? It was definitely a success. So that was a success. Then even effort to sort of top it last year, he was wearing to ghost busters. And I made a slime a cake with,

and slime had a pipe going through his head and he was pressurized cream can. And he could then slime, I was able to spit out green slime. So I was thinking success. You decorated a pre-made cake. No, I built the cake. You built, yeah, you built a cake.

I bought eight separate cakes, mate, and carved it into the shape. Yeah, to get out. To get out. It's a cake. You don't need to bake the cake. We all know how to bake a cake. That's easy.

You don't make the bricks when you make the house, you've still made the house. We've been through this and many adjury who's just ironed in my paper. You sculpted another cake. I took eight separate cakes and assembled it into a slimer outfit then used a green buttercream. Which I do think was better than the original yours. Oh mate, the slime was absolutely shut on Mac.

Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah. So the slow hand clap began back then, and it's like, well, and even when I was doing the slime, what you're doing then? He loves it, he's been doing it all year. Okay, great. But even when I was doing slime, I thought,

I got lucky on this guy. The pressurized can is a great gimmick. Now it's become a thing that the cake has to do something. We started small with hinges, just pressurized can of green with cream or yeah with cream but I put green food coloring and the kids came up and it spat slime out. Yeah absolutely. It was. It was. Got in quite a lot of kids eyes. Got in their top stained a lot of tops. Doesn't matter. Fun parties are fun and you had fun. Yeah. Now go home.

So in the leader to St. Petersburg day, there's been a lot of every time he's in the lead up to Sony's birthday, there's been a lot of, every time he's in the set, the thing is though, five, you're five year olds, they're so transient with what they like. Every time he's into something, I sort of go, well, is this it? Because you'll go, I want this as my birthday cake. Now, I went to the air show a few months ago, and for a little while, F-15s, or you wanted to fight it? Yeah, F-15s, I wanted to horn it. And I was thinking, great, I can make the afterburners like the candle. Like, that's the gimmick.

I had that in a good gimmick. There was some concern from Zoe when I was explaining this to her, but I thought, look, there's only so many gimmicks you can do on a cake. And fire is a winner because if I could get the fire to light the candle, great. It's like the Olympic torch. You've got to always give you ways to light the candle.

I tell you what, if any Olympic planning communities are listening, the pressure's enough to make you pass on the Olympic torch. You've got to always give you ways to light the candles. I tell you what, if any Olympic planning committees are listening, the pressure's enough to make you pass on the Olympic. Yeah. You've almost put the bid in. If you are burly in or whatever and you want the next one, put the bid in and go, but we're not doing the fight. That's where all the pressure is. Yeah. I feel for the... Yeah. Just, yeah, mental note, maybe the flaming arrow from the Atlanta Games would be a good one or the Barcelona games, whatever it was. Now, Bartholomew.

So then I was excited about that. He wanted to, he wanted the, then he was like, no, I think I'm off fire to planes. Then dragons were in. So it's like, great, same gimmick, exactly the same gimmick. No worries, I can make, I can make, I'll put a flame throw in tougher to make though. Still, it's still just a nozzle of flame throwing capability and you're just burying it in the dragon's throat now instead of the afterburner. Yeah.

Then he's gone off dragons as well. So Mike, mate, what are you into? What are you into that has a... It's next week, isn't it? So last week we were locked at a husky. Love's huskies. Wow. There are no ones saw that coming.

Love's huskies out of nowhere. I honestly believe last week, Cuba Gooding Jr. would have fallen off his chair when he saw the royalties come through that someone had purchased snow dogs. The Disney film from 1996 or something about a Miami dentist who finds that he's inherited a shack in Alaska and goes and makes

some friends and gets involved in a husky race. It got to be the only person worldwide that bought that movie last week. Anyway, huskies were huge and I'm like, actually, I can revisit the cream trick and I can make the husky poo moose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do a husky, he's tails up in a nice proud stance, you see the butthole, and it just punches out logs into the kids, they would love it. And I was like, yes, so that is a great idea for a cake.

Three days ago I get, I'm off huskies. Oh God, mate, you're doing my head in mate. This is the opening ceremony coming up, and we don't have any weight on it. We don't go out like the flame. So I'm like, what are you into now? Like what, what, what, you really are a locket down thing because the birthday's coming up real soon.

So he goes, think I want, I want a raptor, I want a velociraptor. Oh. I was like, okay. You have that pooing? So I tried, he said, I could make the velociraptor do a poo. He's like, I'm not a vallant, I'm not doing a poo. The velociraptor's got sharp claws.

Yeah. I mean, don't make me do a moving claw. Like a, that's really tricky. At first I thought, you could have the Lossorapp and then, and another cake on a conveyor about slides in front of it, like a log of cake. And the Raptors claws are slicing off pieces of cake like a deli slice. This is exactly what we were going to do. Yeah, I don't know how I would do that.

You end up with two snakes trying to somehow. Even on you, like, chelesthakes. Because I'm thinking, well, again, I have to put a very sharp blade. It's like razor blades in there. I was like, you've got to keep the kids right away. And the cake, I'm like, no, we can do it in that. And it looks any, maybe we just make a dinosaur.

Like, I just do the cake. It's just a rap deron. And it doesn't do anything. So he's like, cake has to do something. Yeah, it always does something. So he's like, what do you want to do with something? He gets a look and he's either goes, it can do two things. Because it can roar.

It's mouth can open and it can roar. Okay, well, okay. It's possible. That's not too bad, possible. We've got to get access to sound effects here. Because you know what I'm, yeah, yeah. We can, the sound effects are fine, but like a mechanism where the cake's mouth is opening,

closing like a jaw, and it's boring. That's a little tricky, but I've got an idea. And then he goes, and also the tail can whack me in the head. So he's what I'm, so he is where it's at. Forgetting the fact that this was like four days ago, then yesterday he goes,

I think I want to cheat her. No, you've made your decision. It's a blue velociraptor. Yeah, blue. He likes that thereater. No, you've made your decision. It's a blue velociraptor. Yeah, blue. He likes it. There's a movie, like a cartoon, where there's one that's blue. Yeah, because they're sort of like blue and brown.

I know it sounds weird, but when you think about it, like, yeah, they, kids toys are all different colors. So he once, like, it's got to have an element of blue. It's got a roar and the tail wax him in the head. I think I might make it the tail wax all the kids in the head for good, like, like, they light up and get it. And we put like cream or something on the tail. It seems like the kind of thing you need to write a letter to all the other parents before

you. We got like bring your own safety goggles and stuff and then everyone can get a way in the head. Or maybe just a birthday boy gets a way in the head. I think what I'm going to do is make the tail, the core of the tail out of like quite thick pipe, like rubber pipe, like rubber tubing almost like the stuff you might put over, like copper pipe for like gas heat, I kind of think I'm going to bang it. Yeah, so it's got to be added, you pull it back and it's got to have a bit of a doodling like to whack him in the head. I think I'm going to have to make a skeleton inside, it's hard enough to like to withstand

that weight. And then also since I'm building the skeleton, I can build up to the neck and get some sort of skeleton that moves the head up and down. So really now I'm just building a small robot. Yeah. And covering it with, with no ability to do those things.

No, you don't have to think of it. We're gonna, this is exactly the headlines that the Olympics get. They're not ready. Yeah, not ready. They're not ready. People are ready. People are Yeah, they're not ready. They're not ready. People are thinking they're going to Sydney. They're thinking they've got to give in the cake to Sydney

or pushing back. You know what I'm thinking, don't they? So you know, on the Lego show, Brickman, think I might get Brickman to build me a Lego Technic dinosaur. That's a good idea. And I just cover up with us. Well, I'm going to try to Br big man about just to help with the frame. It'll be thrilled to know that all these hard work

has been completely covered up. We're gonna hide it and then there's gonna be an egg next of Lossover and that can be actual cake. Because if the kids go to cut into the dinosaur, like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't eat that. That's just a robot. Well, this is the next week.

We'll find out how it went. Yeah, I've only got a few days. This is cut white. Andy, it gives us great pleasure to welcome a valued and important podcast to the studio. His name is Dominic. He's already, he's already, he's already seen a coin in front of him. First impressions of seeing a coin in the flash?

Bigger than I expected. Yeah, he bet that it's worth almost $5,000, $6,000, depending on what the Bitcoin price is. Yes. Did not spare a cent making those. Well, it's not noticeable. It shows? No, notice me. No, noticeable. That's the opposite of what I want.

Very noticeable is what you're saying, and I appreciate that. Also, they threw in those plastic patches for free, the coin protectors. Yeah. So it gives you an idea of the budget that I was dropping at the store. For collectibles.

Noticeable. Dom, I know. I know. Very noticeable. Dom, I know your skill, but it fell on Hamish's side I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a correct. That's an excellent guess what I'm done. Because Dom you simply wrote, I can peel any

mandarin or orange in a single peel. And I can, I definitely can. I mean, if it's just such a bold claim, such a mantra because how quickly though is my first question? Because I reckon if I sat one year and I get to another lab to use nano bots, yeah. I mean, I'd probably say sub 30 seconds. Yeah. Can I ask a little bit about technique because this is one of those special skills where it's in the realm of the stuff that we've all done once and we try to do it every time we have the opportunity but you're really do. It's like getting, you know, chucking a bit of paper in from across the room in the bin.

Like, yes, we've made the shot, but we can't do it consistently, but for you, you can do it consistently. Well, ever since I was a boy, I feel like I've been peeling mandarins at school, and just always become a little thing of mine to do it in one pill and show the boy and and you can hold it up as a single pill and it looks like an orange. Oh great. Wow. By trade. It's an end. Wait until last.

Yeah. I'm in a mansion. What what a thing to see. And do you have other children, boys and girls, young men, young women come to your school and say, please do this for me. I have a few followers. Yeah. Dom, when was your last failure?

Yesterday. Yesterday, he was being jealous when I was practicing. Oh, no. Was it the pressure? I bought a bigger than usual orange. Right. They're okay. So, haven't we all,

haven't we all at one stage or other in our lives, like? And when you're peeling the skin, if I could tap into your mental process, is a bit of like, alt too much, too much, not there, bit of resistance. What's that, Pith? What are you thinking? Oh, to be honest, not much is going through my brain apart from just get this peel off in one. Keep it in tact. Yeah. Pith management. So what is a Pith? That's the white bit. That's the white bit under the skin of the orange between the flesh and the skin. Oh, little Pith management. You don't have any regard for the Pith. That's the skin. under the skin of the orange between the flesh and the skin. Oh, a little pith management. You don't have any regard for the pith?

That's the skin. I'm sticking the skin to the other one. That's what you're trying to break. You've got to respect the pith. Otherwise, you're a cowboy. Okay. Do you respect the pith or not? He doesn't.

Yeah. So I'm trying to get him to say, pith management. He just admitted it. Let's let, let, hey, let Jack and let's jump into this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I went back in, I went back in, it was like it was something.

Tom, we're going to start you on a Mandarin. Well, that's the easiest of the citrus family to peel. That is my, yeah, the most common. Okay, we debated today, we probably thought that watermelon would be the hardest to peel in one peel. Yes, very hard. We won't make you sure. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. the hardest appeal in one peel. Yes, very hard. We won't make you short of that.

I'm handing the Mandarin. I've got a question. How do you start it? Is it a bite? Through the top. Through the top. So you don't bite it at all? One of the two little, I'm not sure if there's a pin.

A pin word for it. No, no, the weak point. A stand through the standpoint. You put a thumb in. Thumb in. Interesting. Because I just always start mind with teeth. What you bite into it. I bite into it to get it going and then I'll

I use my incisors on the top. You're the part we don't care about. Interesting fact here, Tom, you bought your own. You bought one vendor in one of that. We also bought ours. Extra degree of difficulty. We shouldn't name the stakes here. Mandarin, that just gets you in the game. That wins you nothing. An orange gets you a one coin coin. Then there's a grapefruit as well, who notoriously have the toughest pits.

A grapefruit for an eight coin coin. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can we start with our Mandarin? I saw you brought your own fruit in. We can't have that. If you're saying you can peel any... How do we know it? How do we know it? Stamp it with, pre-peel.

Pre-peel. Okay, hand him the mandarin. Happy with this mandarin? Go on. Jesus, it actually looks like a tricky mandarin. That's it. It's a small one. Is that okay?

Is that okay? Small ones are harder. Small ones are harder. Okay. Okay, if it goes to the thumb, as promised, in the top. He's just working that piece really nicely now. And he's spiraling down a spiral of

Please look he's looked at me. He's gonna look away peel. He's very very confident Oh, and we've got a bit of tough pith and that's what I wanted to see how he manages that and he's come away in one Come away in one And then he's doing the trick What One, and then he's doing the trick. We're like a Mandarin. I've got a Mandarin. What? It's like... I feel like I could have done. Yeah, that's a Mandarin to get...

Mate, you can do a mander while he does the orange. Jackie, you was on the world as I was. No, but I agree with you, Andy. It's not... If you saw somebody do that, just like you were walking by them, you wouldn't be able to do that. At the game, it's not over. I mean, this is like watching the opening ball of the boxing day test.

Someone's team's in deliver, and someone leaves it. You know I could have left it. Yeah, but play the rest of the game. And then you can play for Australia. Okay. What I'm going to do here is now juggle the three oranges. It's mostly shallot jam. No, the only way we can do it.

The only way we can do it. You yell stop and the hand has one orange in it. Yeah, that's the orange you have to do. To prove there's no, we haven't pre-selected any oranges, so you just yell stop. Stop. I wanted that one. No bad luck.

That's good, good. I'm glad you got that one, Cander. Yeah, that worked. You can make one of the other one. Don, there's now got a orange. Shield this orange, and you couldn't, you couldn't peel that in one. It's tight, that skin's on there tight.

And what's connecting into the flesh? He's going in. The pith. Okay he's gone in hard. Now not going the spiral, he's just coming, coming going top to Jesus careful, Matt, those are a bit of a run on. Jesus. See how exciting it is now Andy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a real run on with all. Okay, F.O. What are you doing? You're jumping and bopping all over the place Is it this might be a little bit longer than 30 that's okay? Is it a stiff pit? This is extremely stiff stiff. What? Your words He's looking at me again. He goes here we go boys

You can feel is there a point where you can feel dumb that it's yours. I think just about now Now he's got think just about now. Now he's got his hem run, now he's trying to pull the flesh out. I feel it, this is stiff, piv. Oh, manage it. Oh, I'm trying. Oh, it's out. Edy's out.

He's done it. He's done it, and then. I'm going to feel like I'm on a cool one. Hang on. I'm leaning towards it, see if he is coin with every give it away. But it doesn't mess, the guy doesn't mess. Oh, I know what you're about to ask. If I can get this off, steal, coin steal.

I get the coin back. All right, only if you do it faster than Dom did it. Okay, well, do we have a time there Jack and how fast it took Dom to do the orange? A minute, 34. It took a minute, 34 to do the orange. All right, Andy started, Jack, start the clock, he's cheating. Okay, I'm going in. I don't know.

First time we've ever had a coin steal on the show. I feel like that was just accepted. That was a great dude, Dom doesn't like what he's saying. What's the talk us through, Dom, what's he done wrong? He's gone too small here First time we've ever ever had and he we Jump in and challenge our

Special skill holder to get a coin back for the show to put in the vault where there are hundreds of coins already And what's the time, Jack? You got 15 seconds, Andy? Oh no, that's the problem. And 10, nine, eight, seven, six. Oh yeah, really there. Five, four, three, two, one. Oh, he's just missed.

Oh, I'm out. No, I'm two pieces! No, two pieces! It's still connected, it's still connected, I'm out. Oh, oh's just missed. Oh, I'm out. No, I'm two pieces! I'm two pieces! It's still connected, it's still connected, I'm out. Oh, I'm chickened by what that? Yeah, and it's still connected, I'm out. Jack, you've got to call that because I read that as you're getting out the second after the buzzer went.

Do we go, we would have to pause here, then go back to the replay, I'll get the times and give you the additional. I think we have to, I honestly think we have to, because two things are bothering me. I don't think you checked properly Dom's time, Jack. Yep. Well, I think I did.

I ran about it. Okay, so we're gonna have to stop now. We go back into the audio file, find out exactly how long Dom took. Come back, it'll be instantaneous for our listeners, but do we agree that if Andy took longer than Dom, Dom keeps his coin? Yeah, but if he doesn't, there's no way we're giving away an eight coin.

I think I'm going to take that off the table. Yeah, great. He can do a great fit for honor. He can do a great fit for honor. In his own time. Well, should he do a great fit for honor while we do the count? Yeah, okay, yeah, it's a good idea. That's not...

That's mine. That's your one. This is a great fruit, yeah. That's not a great fruit. What is this? I just a big orange. I thought you guys would appreciate. That a big orange. Do we get a great fruit? No, we do that. I just lazy. Lazy or out of season? Lazy. Let's just we watch him do the big orange. We can just go and do it. Do you want to do the big orange, don't we? We did a camp. Oh sure.

I guess we're going to do it. All right, pausing here. All right, we're back at what has been a long deliberation for any judges under it. We're going to do a poo. Because you're gone for a while. Don peeled a massive orange, like the best we've seen. Yeah, with his own fruit. Yeah, with his own fruit.

But I don't think it was pre-lucent. I looked for incisions. So he just casually peeled that again. I think establishing the fact that this is a man that consistently one skin of one peel of fruit. However, Jack, all the attention was on you as you were over there scrubbing back and forth through the audio file to get the exact number. I've got now the official times

for both Dom's Orange and Andy's Orange. Start with Andy's. Andy came in at one minute, 32 seconds. Okay. From when I think we can count, he was done. Dom, I've gone back, reviewed the footage and it is 134. Oh God, I'm on speechless. I don't know what to say. The first ever coin burger. It's a coin steal. And what's really unlucky for Dom is that I'mums looking at dumb I got a man a few words

Dom and I love that because I mean the video's great. I'm sure it'll be up to how you can come Don as pointed to the skin silently. Yeah, and I know what you meant Don You meant how could I be burgled by a skin that mangy? I know you care about your craft a lot All I'm saying is if the fact that I was even close, even if I lost by two seconds, it still shows that this is underwhelming. But what we're talking about here is Tom's consistency. That's the first time I've ever tried in my life. I'm like, shit.

Fast to the beat. I mean, it's just like, no one knows. Sloppy of any. You didn't have, and I said that I told him. He didn't know he was speed-rounding. I said to him, when rather you take your time. I mean, I put my hand up. You never told him, he didn't know he was speed-rounding. I said to him, rather you take your time. I mean, I put my hand up. You could have taken him no value.

I mean, was on my call, I bought you in here, paid for the oranges myself out of the joint money. I feel responsible because I told you to go slow. I mean, obviously, don't know where Andy keeps he's eight coin coin others. I'd thief it and give it to you. But I'm gonna give you four tokens of no value. First person to ever get four tokens.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Well done, dub. And nice, strong delicate hands too with the shake there. Stinky. Good pick management, good game, first coin, Virgil. History. We're just wrapping things up in the city here, Dom, I know what you're looking for.

What are you looking for? This has been in my wallet for a long time. He has paid details for Jack. He's printed out there. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done.

He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's, Dom, and then we'll get done. Oh, I don't let, yeah, great. Don't tell me this guy's dead.

That will get done, that will get done. And you stole his coin. That's four tokens of no value. For me, $5 of $1 value from Jack and minus one coin. Yeah, look, I don't feel great about what's happened. Oh, you certainly do. I think we've really played the footage. You stood up and fist pumped and yelled, I've got it.

All right, we're really wrapping this up. Hey, we're not we're not trading overall ground, but we need to bring people up to speed for something that we don't love revisiting special skills. We're like, it's like we work at a funeral palo and we process our body, we put the lid on, we nail it shut, we hope to never open it again. You have a few open it for any one time. Sometimes the police. But you work on them, though.

Oh, yeah, the cops are. The cops are. We'll revisit the topic for sure. And if the right price is paid, we could look the other way while the topic is dug up. But we do buy and large. It's sort of our rule of going. You bring it in.

We do what we got to do. We bury it. We put it in the coffin when we seal it shut and may it rest in peace. So for us to exhumanate topic, because we've got enough on the go. And then there's often stuff where people ride in and go, what have happened to that thing that you guys were doing on the go? And we pretend, yeah, we wrapped that up.

But if it went as we go, yeah, I guess we just forgot about that. So which you shouldn't do if you're at a funeral part. Whatever happened to my auntie, sweated, got we buried her. And then at the Christmas party, we'd point the table to the table. Oh, shit, it's Ethel. That's what she went about. It's got a swore we buried her on that busy Saturday. We were going...

Right, we were going... I think we were going to... I think we were going to... I think we were going to... Remember how we were going, but we buried between 8 and 10 people to get this today? I guess it was on the light side of the estimate. So we are going to go. We are going to examine old topics. We're assuming a special skill that Lockie had a crack at

back in the day. He reckons that. That's one of my favourites of all time. A for the creative in of the special skill, the audaciousness of backings of a B for how wrong you got it. He said that he could just list any items from regular restaurant. He'll know the exact price. This was his first crack.

The salt and pepper squid, a bowl of wedges, and cheesy garlic bread. How much that can it cost us? I'm gonna go. Yep. $21. $21? So can I just get a gauge of what you've priced the squid at

And the which eight Okay, leave it to the car, regret absolute bargain 250. Oh no, no, you are off Huge fail and that and we end to be even fairer to us. We told him the restaurant, because we said this is La Piquetta. And he's a young familiar with the chain. So he went, one of the critical things in this arena of skill is you can't sting someone by going, yeah, fried rice. And they go, oh, I don't know, $8. You go in at wrong, $32.

It had prawns in it. And it's from flour drum in Melbourne. So he protested. Yeah. And we thought, look, fair is fair sometimes. Let's give lucky another cracker net. So we picked out a different restaurant. It was Chinese or something.

It was Chinese and this was his second attempt. Four steamed dim sims, lemon chicken. Yep. This is controversial. But I've gone salt and pepper calabar. I'm not again. And a deep fried ice cream. I'm going to go 35 dollars. It's 44 sixty. And you were nine dollars within 10 half. He was so bad at it.

He keep picking his burger food though. We can confirm that he's not coming back. Sorry, yes, we should say that right now but we're just going on, I'll leave that body in the ground. No, he's buried. And we put him, we actually did a minority thing in the funeral power industries

where there was a skyscraper being built and we chucked him in the oven. Well, that was pouring out of foundations. Yeah, so he's buried. That's no never gone. He's gone. And the cops will never find him. And they're not even looking for the body.

But, hey, two interesting emails fell on your side of the fancy email. Couldn't believe this, right? And it's always stuck in my mind because we love the variety of special skills that come in. And it's been one of our great joys of the podcast. And that in particular was a great one. It just turned out it wasn't quite his special skill.

It's always stuck in my mind, though. And it's obviously stuck in a lot of people's minds. In the same week, we had two guys, both called Oliver. Both very different guys live in once Sydney once w a Claiming to do the same thing so the first guy right thing goes remember the lucky the menu goes terrible at his special skill Turns out that's my skill I've been within 60 cents of the total prize of your of your restaurant order So he was in his head guessing both the Italian and the Chinese western lucky Lockheed or is that that's W.A Lockheed? Oh, sorry W.A. Oliver. That's all the yes.

Yeah, that's Western Oliver. Western Oliver. Um, he goes, give me the menu arms. I will tell you how much they cost. No, my name is not Sam and I'm not another one of the unskilled friends. Okay. For regular listeners, you know what that's about. Then we got Sydney Oliver. Who writes in as well? Yeah. This, I mean, this episode was on midway through last year, but he goes, I can actually guess the price of menu items unlike the fellow last year.

So we... So some things in the air and people are coming out and going, we can do this. Or Oliver's are coming out. He was commendably entertaining, but also terrible at the skill. I believe I can do it. La Pagetta, La Pagetta, Typhoon, doesn't matter.

I'm confident in my price guessing really. So we saw this and I went we got two Oliver's Both stepping up to the plate to be who is the ultimate Oliver here at Food guessing I thought we could get him on next week Right, this is this is us if you're listening all of us. I mean we'll tell them all organism But this is you're unnoticed. How do we do it though? Is what I want to ask you do we go at the same time Guys here's a he is like guys he is a Japanese restaurant it can't be from WA and can't be from Sydney. That's a neutral state. An Adelaide, a Japanese restaurant in Adelaide was put in the diff or Alice Springs maybe. No, it's because our back prices are

keep it in a regular set of the metro prices. Yeah, metro prices. Probably out of sub-ebbling to go. I think rather than just, you don't get stung by a C-Price. You don't want to get somebody C-B-D price. Yeah, a Metro area. Yes, yes. And then I think they both hear the items. They both submit without hearing the others. And if we put one on hold.

We put one on hold. And if they don't, I mean, closest wins with in 50 cents either side gets a coin. That's very close, but okay. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I mean, 50 cents is very skinny. I mean, I reckon you're right. If it's a skill. It's a skill.

Show us the skill. Yeah, we're not interested in flicks. Okay, good. All right, next week, let's kick the shelf for that. You're great! No! Even though we said no details on this show at the start of the show, him, that's driven by you, we did manage to get off on a little bit of a side track

with what we thought was, what you thought was Coldplay's most popular song for a music station. Some things were said at the start of the show, I'm sure we all remember. Which of us is exactly the same amount of time, if you've listened to the start of the show, it's been the same amount of time for all of us, but in that time, we were able to fact check

a claim that was made. Now, I think Coldplay's song, Viva La Vita, we hear that now. ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"]

["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] ["The End of the World"] I thought that would be number one. Number one. If not top three.

That's what he did, isn't it, Jack? He started softening. He's like, came up with a definite top one. And then you went, oh, probably top three. You wouldn't sneeze at number three. I thought, I thought, for a hits in old school station, that where we used to work Fox F.M. in Melbourne,

but you know, to say if I'm, yeah, go around the grounds, that's, that, we seem to play that more than any other cold place song. I'm gonna, I didn't think it would be in the top three. Wow. Jack has the details. This is big.

Jack get a drone. Yeah, good idea. Wow. Yeah, good. Alright, he is trying. He is trying. He's will fiddle with that in the mix because that comes in hard. That number three.

Because the back reference to it. Yeah, now you know people will think I'm a weak. A weakling. You got a weak ears. A weak ears. Wasn't that bad, mate? Well, if you heard it fine, we feel with it in the mix. Yeah.

Yeah. Coming in at number three, clocks. Yeah. No surprises there. I would knew that would be the top case. This is all these are dating back to 2004 when Fox FM started keeping records. Clocks has been played 947 times.

Wow. Hmm. Number two, something just like this, the chain smokers in Coldplay. I want something just like this. Oh, one thousand and thirty-five. Bansy. Yeah. Number one.

Viva La Vita Coldplay. Oh, oh, boyhood music. Oh, it's dead, duh. Boyhood music. A brand new pamphlet. I have his way explaining how he knows music. 1180 plays. Easy, yeah, I thought it would.

Easy out in front. Oh, well done. I mean, what's number four? Paradise, right? That's what I had. Number five. Yeah, they're fun. Then yellow.

Right down the list. Fantastic. Yeah. It's nice to finish on a win isn't it? You know that's. Same old, same old. I have a plex to you, Jack, that he's got some. I've seen as you were reading from three I knew I had it.

Because I was Jack had made the decision. I'm in a letting him think the best I can get here is he's already missed it completely. I look forward to listening to this back because I reckon I'll even just detect in Jack's original tone when he goes to read it out. He's not excited. He's not excited, he's just hit it.

He'll just get it over and down. And I guess that extra detail of like well when they started keeping records, so, you know, we'll throw a bit of, this could be wrong. In case anyone is about to get a win, there are some statistical worries. No, those numbers, those stats are as

absolutely tight as a duct spot, and those are the numbers, Jack. And we'll hold them. Oh, thank you, guys. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Jack. And bottom. I'll take off. Thank you guys.