Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 57

Episode Date: June 19, 2019

1. The Hot Rod Lottery2. Power Moves3. Drum stool update4. The phrase that pays5. Jayden the Egg Man6. Complications continue…7. Eggs for glory!

A list-knock production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi-do-you-him. A hoi-do-you-and-e. A hoi, do you have? Ahoi, do you have any? Ahoi, do you have listeners and a hoi to jack? Ahoi?

Ow, hoi. Ow. Just say what? You just hate to roll so much. The young punk he refuses. I'll tell you what I do, because by the time it gets to me, you've done, hey, hey, you should just, I just don't like to do this next week for me to start with you.

Then I'll do a normal one. But you just resist any sort of structure, don't you? Which I approve of. Yeah, I mean, fast and loose, but it just makes me laugh so much that you won't even do it properly. We should also say hoiter Jason in Sweden, Ham, who is very simple, uploaded, and a bit of audio message on the card.

Oh, no, no. Jason would have just finished if you started last episode. It is a big moral. We do thank everyone that goes to the effort of having to go to the website, open up the tab, ease go to files, attach file, wait, have I done it right? RG's, whether I've seen it, and plus you've already had to record it. In WhatsApp, it is one touch, but the pales that he refused to set up the WhatsApp, it's simple. It also cuts the wake from the chat.

That's when we get a premium content. Jason, Sweden, what are you up to today? Hi boys, Patrick from Sweden here, so many of you are here to just put our month old baby to sleep. But you keep waking up though, thus preventing me from listening to the podcast. Sorry about that, Pat. Don't know if that's the greatest time we've over them all. No. That's up to you guys. Anyways about that, Pat. Don't know what's the greatest harm we've ever had anymore? No. That's up to you guys. Anyway, keep up the good work.

Cheers, guys. And Jack. Ah! Cheers, guys. End, Jack. Pat with a single hair, go to Patrick Rick. Pat with a single hair, go to Patrick Rick. We call him Jason.

And he's best mates. Call him Jason. Well, I hope the baby keeps you up, and you don't. Well, you kind of gloss over that little baby. We're probably called Jason. Is that where you've got that problem? My young baby Jason is keeping you awake. Sorry, I'm not gonna find the name Jason,

very funny as a baby. Just don't, no, I don't know any baby Jason's. Do you know baby Jason, Jack? No, I don't, but it was my favorite name as a kid. Like I wish that was Jason. There was cool Jason's back in the day, Jason Good Jason. Yeah, we were good Jason. Jason Donovan, Jason's back in the day. Jason, good to see you. Yeah, we have a good Jason. Jason Donovan, but since then, Jason Dunstalk,

the lead power ranger, was Jason how I chose it. Oh wow. So you're in. So you're in the dream to be in Jason the Jack. Oh right. Now Jack is a very trendy name for babies. And you're stuck with this trendy name, dreaming of the day you're going to have your own Jason.

My mom actually claims that she called me jack before like when it she called me Jackie was crazy to call a kid Jack in the beanstalk. No cheating invented, but she was like I was very uncool Most common I don't Jack Nicholson John at JFK was nicknamed as Jack Kennedy. Yeah, but that's another generation before me. That's true, I think. So you came in a low Jack Windows. In the late 80s, it was a very low window.

Yeah, I'm very lucky. I'll give that to Jill. Hey, we must. Yeah, that is the more controversial thing. Jill's called it, Santa Jack. So she's gonna give the Jack and Jill. Hey, this week, you're going to be a triumphant, yeah, push towards owning or getting started on.

For journey of a hot rod. A hot rod. If we didn't get around to building that hot rod, we were going to think people, one person who pledged a dollar and kicked out a campaign. In the spirit of friendship and chosen by happenstance, not a game of chance, not a game of chance. So it has absolutely no bearings whatsoever, no similarities to a lottery game of happenstance and goodwill and friendship.

We were going to thank someone personally by giving them whatever funds remained in the hot rod kitty as by way of thanks. Now, that seems, that's what it is. That's what I've heard is happening. And that's what's happening. On Thursday, thank you to everyone around the world reaching out going, can't find the kickstart. Can't find it.

People wanted to pledge their dollar. We really tapped into a vein here, hot chance. Hot fans for a chance to be hands only rewarded if the hot rod never got up. I think what we found was that globally hot rods are one of people's favorite kind of rods and they wanted to get involved and the response was massive. I don't think we tapped into a pool of people that were interested in putting one dollar in and getting perhaps many more dollars back by way of a happenstance. Thank you.

I don't think that's what it was about. That's certainly the way I'm reading it, but, but the people at Kickstarter and how are they reading it? We got this letter from Kickstarter everybody Oh, they hand wrote it. Yeah, they had a good Hi, I miss Danny. Hello, kick Your kickstarter is not allowed and he's why Raising funds for personal expenses is not allowed on Kingston. That's not true.

Costs for food, travel, equipment, personal costs, and-or living can be factored into a funding goal. However, each project should be focused on a specific creative project that shares the finite experience part of thing with the world. Ever heard of a global hot rod? Well, I think they felt the hot rod was a bit personal for personal use. No, that's a misunderstanding. This is a global hot rod. Please check out the rules, URLs.

To better understand our rules, get helpful tips from our Creator Handbook and to browse some of the projects we love to get a feel of how other cravers frame their expenses. If you can focus on accounting issue, it seems that way. If you guys can focus on funding a creative project, instead of just expenses or experiences surrounding it for yourselves, no, let us know. Just a misdeficient. You're always welcome to refine your idea and re-signit when ready. They've just completely missed.

Yes, definitely. The... Oh, they still go. You're still going to be a bit of a script like that. I just think that's unfortunate. Maybe they're very busy on a lot of projects. Onkicks, they're rapidly scanning them. I think they've missed the global aspect of the hot rod.

They've missed the community feel of the hot rod. We thought people would come and look at it. We were always going to take around to shows, let people borrow it very much, if completed. If completed. Because we're realists. If completed, this hot rod was certainly the people's hot rod, it was a hot rod for the world.

Yes. Oh, that's a real shame that they have ruled that way because a world with one less hot rods in it is a slightly colder world. Because it started to heat heated up by the rod. They should actually have a separate page on kickstarter called nonstarter where you can look at people that have tried to cheat the six starters. Well that wouldn't be us but that would be interesting. I don't know what that's a really weird thing to say but there's no there has no bearing on what we're talking about

But that would be an interesting thing Hey It left me scrambling. It left me going. Chee none of these sites get it or do they get it too much or are they on to us? But anyway Then I wanted to build a global hot rod for public consumption with expenses and the hope of finishing. Like, and one contingency for an unfinished hot rod. An angel from above will contact us.

And will he says, guys, for the hot rod effort? Yeah. Because that's what it is. It's an effort. And already this week I've been thinking so much about exhaust pipes. Have you considered roofs? Don't have roofs? Some do sometimes, okay.

And you have none of my mind. But that speaks to Will's point, which is it's an effort. And it's taking up mental real estate. For the hot rod effort, have you considered post funding? Just a Question mark. First. I've been up in Jack Post funding because I can do it in swing if I can.

I'm coming from that side of the desk. First, get people to enter for free. Interesting. Then pick a winner. Yeah. Then everyone who didn't win donates directly to that person who puts up their bank account details Nothing like a lottery Isn't this gentleman's agreement between friends. So what we do is we set up a pledge site

Yeah, and we'll do it by changing hands. You but you have to pledge honestly honestly pledge to and be got to say look And look we're going to try and build the hot rod this week. Let me say for the record. Oh, so I don't know why. Well, I'm going to frog in my throat here because I'm not blowing this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, lying.

Because we wouldn't, you can't. So let me say here, I'm pretty sure we'll build the hot rod this week. With all the thought of, we put into the roofs, the tailpipe, the wheels, a poultry. I think it's gonna get done. So put your name up, pledge to post fund it if we get it done. Because yeah, we're happy to float the amount. If it doesn't get done, would you honestly,

honor the pledge by sending the dollar you are going to send to the hot rod to the person who bank account debtors we put up? Is that what we're saying? As our favourite or our randomly happenstance, a person that selected through happenstance, I just wonder whether we don't need to keep up the hot rod thing anymore. We just simply say, just pledge a dollar to your. Blah. Blah. Yeah. Just played your dollar, I'm gonna get a chance to start a Kickstarter. Yeah, no, we just,

I think we set up on our website. Oh, we don't need Kickstarter. It was a lot. Guess what, it was a lot. I was lying the whole time. Kickstarter, we were lying. We had you, we were gonna getcha. We could have gotcha.

We could have gotcha. And we'll get you again one day. We were lying. We could wrap teeth. There's no hot rod. That photo in the stairwell with us in overalls. Ding dong, the truth is out. Sing it from the rooftops and it doesn't

feel good to have the truth out. It's been really confusing. There was, this people would be blowing away with this. There was no hot rod. We don't have to build a hot rod. I wasn't thinking about roofs. I just quickly thought of a part of a hot rod I could pretend to have been thinking about.

So what I say, what I think we do is go, okay, everyone go to www.honeystainey.com. If it's up now, you pledge a dollar for our lottery. For the lottery. You pledge, so it's a lot of you. So the winner will be announced next week and they win the pledges. And they put up their bank account details. Yeah. And then it's up to the pledges to follow through. Yes and what we'll do though is so they don't have to post it on our website

they're bank account details which I think is okay. It's fine though but you can happen to you. No but what we will do is go everyone who sets up a pledge we can set up a separate account. A separate EDM like an email literally an email it that goes, hey guys, here's the winner, there they're dank details, make sure you give the money to them. Yeah, that makes sense. And can we still, as a non to the heritage called the Heart Ride Lottery? Yeah, yeah, great weekend.

And then I think, because $1 is hard to come by. I think we give everybody maybe three months to pay their pledge. And then we check in with the winner. And we check in with them see if they got a pledge hit right away. See see where they got to. I think this is the right thing to do for the Hamish and Andy podcast community. It will bring everyone together.

It could be you. Yeah. We make money from this. No. There's a lot of excitement. Yeah. In fact, we're down a hot rod. Because in the last few minutes I felt like the probability of us completing the hot

ride really sunk. So to a new low. We'll see next week if we still built one anyway. But go to Hamishane.com now. You have to pledge a dollar. You leave your email address. Your contact details. Could be you.

You got to put your phone on me there because we will do some kind of context next week to pick the winner and they've won the pledges. They've pretty much won a bounty hand. Well they've won some sort of a bit of a debt collection follow-up for their string scenario. I imagine the next few months we'll be like come on a few pledges, do follow-up, give you money. A bunch of IOUs. Give you money to Jason. Oh, I wish I was Jason.

You know I can leave you with that. So we're not going to do that because that's going to be annoying and boring. I'm a man, we might. That's why a few mentions in there. Yes. But we'll give a couple of months grace. We'll set a date. It's not all in by a certain date.

It's a fascinating experiment because we get an idea of how much people would love the money, with how many people pledge, and then what the follow through rate is. For people going, fair play, I didn't get awarded it through chance. Hey, mishney.com, everyone. I'm at Havenstance. No, it was a chance. We can say chance.

Yeah. So whatever we want there. We're all right. We're going to get our submissions in for the all-time greatest compilation of power moves you could ever see. And we keep pushing back this submission day because week by week we're just kicking more and more power moves and they're great. So it's no exception now.

Are you ready to go? Yep, let's do it. Real, real simple one here. Comes in from Alert, Alert Listener, Ashley Coates. I really like it, and it'll strike a reverse chord with you, which will make sense in a sec. Very simply, when meeting someone for the first time that you've been told about, so a co-worker or a friend, to assert dominance, simply say, oh, I thought you'd be taller. Yeah, I would have been. It's so basic.

Yeah, basic. Because we often get, because you and I, I think, people are surprised that we're tall. Like we're about 191 or two centimeters. And so people are like, oh, well, I didn't think you guys would be so tall. Now, it's not that we're walking around being chuffed

about being super tall guys, but it's just something people say a lot, but I'd never thought about the reverse. Yeah, she's a little bit a lot taller I like it. You can do about shortness Caleb ham Caleb holes writes this one in He works at Bunnings lovely, and he says this one is good when someone asks me a question about something You know nothing about for instance how many bags of concrete should I use for this post? Holding a post. He always replies with, well, how long is a piece of string? Yeah.

Yeah. Seeming is though, you know, everything about the top. Yeah. There's no possible way. Get established mutual confusion. And you certainly come out on top. Mutual confusion is not the angle bunnings is hoping for from this stuff. But it's certainly what I do. I love it in the ad.

Come for bunnings. That's just great. It's great to see people coming in over each star. A lot of mutual confusion. It really is in time of the day where you come in and you've got big plans to do I and you walk around, pointlessly eating two sausages with mutual confusion. They come in with big smiles and they always leave with a confused look at the scratching their heads. That's great. That's really right. That's so rewarding.

And from Phoebe Monteneers, a high boys, a wacky country code here, not even sure what country you're in, but Phoebe, thank you for listening from wherever you are in the world. I said, look, I've enjoyed hearing a few of the power moves to do with going to watch bands at gigs. I've got another one. After the first song of any band has finished, yell out as loud as you can, one more song. It'll throw them off-guard and make it seem like you can troll the set. Really like that.

Quick side question before we go into one more, but should we have chapters? Should it be sectioned off like Workerlack? Like, I'm just thinking... You know what you mean? You've seen it. I think, I think, I think I think it's saying this because we've had two band ones. We don't know but like there's a lot of work or later one. I think that almost all work and groups though

aren't they? Yeah. And then there's miscellaneous. I think what we definitely want is like location. Yeah. You know or the setting. Yeah. I think it's a tab. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because I just yeah. I mean I don't want to have just a chapter on bands and only a two pages. No, but work Yeah, cool. Okay. Because I just, yeah, I mean, I don't want to have just a chapter on bands and only have two pages. That's where it. No, but work ones like 800. Band ones.

True. True, but I just, I just think if we were making a pocket, like a paperback version, you could take it out with you. We would have that. So like, if we ever made an app of it, yes, you could have some buzzwords you could quickly flick to. Only because I wonder whether people will use this at all. It'll be entertaining, but more, we want this to be a tool for people to use

to better their lives, to be more powerful. I see there's more as a textbook that you read the whole thing and you memorize them all. Yeah, it's on you to know when to deploy them. Okay, okay, fair enough. Ed Williams wants to try and add one. Yep. Next time you go to a public bathroom with a mate. After you've

both washed your hands and during the transition from sink to hand dryer, be sure to ask your friend a question of any sort. Wait for them to reply as soon as they start speaking. This is your cue to activate the dryer. Yeah, really good. And I'd throw in, make it about them, make a question about them, and make it a situation where you're fairly sure they'll do a humble bra. Like a bit of like, what was that high school record you got again for swimming? He also recommends maintaining full eye contact to create the illusion that you listening throughout the whole feed, which makes them question, what's going on, is he taking this?

He's really good. Layers, that's an onion. There's a lot of layers on that. Dr. Woodrow Ross, yep, I hope that's your real name, sir. Go the doc. This is another music one, and doctor's in this is a cracker When you're at a setting party when you're at a party and you want to play a song that you like at It could be a you know house party or a drink situation, but you're not sure if it's the right vibe Okay

queue up the song and just as you're about to change the current song to the song that you want to play You'll add someone's name at the party, i.e. oyando, this one's for you. If the song is widely accepted as cool, then you both seem like legends for liking cool music. If the group doesn't like the song, then it's all and does fault, perfect shit, does the music,

and you can play it off as a joke that you put it on for and don't. Really good. Really, really good. Like that. So, All right, well, people that heard last episode of the show would be waiting with Bated Breath

to find out how the drum deal went down between Jack and I after the podcast. Jack came back to my place, he had his with him the day last week when we were called the show. Had his with him the day last week when we recorded the show. Had his you with him, followed me home to come and collect the drums that he is leasing off me for $1 a week, lease amount to be waived

for the first 12 months. He ran free period. Run free period is also a $10 bond that has to be exchanged in cash. I will need that today, Jack. Yes, no, there was $4 a bond. Sorry to be exchanging cash. I will need that today, Jack. Yes. No. There was $4 bond. $4 bond. $10 for a yearly rental of drums. A stick. Yeah, then. Sorry. $4 bond. Then there was an offer to you of a $12 sticks and

drums package, sticks and seat package. Now, most of our customers do take the sticks and seat package because you need sticks and a stool to play the drums. You opted for sticks only, which is $10. Yeah, because I got a seat at home. Well, you don't have a drum stool. No, but... And I urged you to take up the offer of the stool for $2 a year. Yeah.

This is a yearly round, which is 16 cents a month or 4 cents a week. I did say that he was like, I think I could do it. It's like a good deal. If anything, now that the deal's been done, I can reveal to you that I believe the stick rental to be over-proceded. And $10 a year for stick rental, but you were holding firm that you would not part with $2 a year. So I was convinced that you would get there and then just need to still take this deal. I thought Ando, to be honest, I thought we'd be able to upsell him at the hand over.

And at the counter, a friend in Pulse Upsell, and he dug in. Well, I was actually, I thought you would give it over for no more money. I thought I'd get it and have it in the counter. I thought you would put it in the counter, did I go and I tell you what, we'll throw in this bounce protein ball for free. That's why they're there to make you spend money, you weren't thinking you spent it. I thought you would throw it in.

Okay. Okay, so Jack, have you set it up? Yes. Is it frustrating dragging in a kitchen chair or something? Did it occur to you when you, the first time, we've all been to your house for the surprise house, or I mean, there's that music room off the lounge room, down like a sunken room, sort goes kitchen sunken room. The good thing is we do have a spare

kitchen chair. That's fine, but even I would have thought the moment you've set up the drums as you're walking to the kitchen, the thought would have crossed your mind. G for four cents a week I wouldn't be making this trip right now. Did that cross your mind? It did and I'll be honest. It's not as easy to drum on a kitchen seat as it is a stool. The reason that you come up with a round-so-it's- So you have been using the drum? I've been using it. I've been having a lot of fun.

But and it's also uncomfortable after a while. So not sit on a padded seat. It's a wooden seat. I wouldn't be teaching. Imagine chair. Imagine you've got the stain of the art drum set. I bet you've channed from the chili peppers coming out. Walk around with these kitchen still. Sorry I landed my drums at my non-house and this is the only seat I'll sit on. Do you at least put a cushion on it? Did it have a back? It has a back but you find that you don't have don't... It doesn't have arm rests, doesn't it? It doesn't have arm rests.

You don't sit back ever though because I tried that and you don't try and probably... Toss me back, Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back.

Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. Toss me back. For how those sticks go in. The sticks work, but yeah, I wish,

this is what I wish I did now. Got the stool, didn't get the sticks, and I would have bought my own sticks. What an Amy Sharp coming up on the show, so he's issued. We should get it a cooler drummer and go, look, I just for the look of the show. He's a good drummer too.

I'd like you to drum with a back, a seated back. He sounds Joe. He's a great, he's a gun drummer, a her drummer. And I've seen videos of him drumming doing some cool stuff at sharks concerts. And I haven't seen him with a backrest. And I'd like to know too. From him. I think if it is Joe, just going right for still rental. I would have thought for sense of week is maybe David's to maybe that's better We may we don't get him get it to surprise him Maybe just call up Joe and we just get to the bottom of how much

Funny you lose if you have a back on yet Is it worth two dollars a year to sit on the stool now Jack and also, and also, how much is a handicap a drummer? Like, are you already bad at drums? You wouldn't be playing the thoms, the floor thoms to the right, because it's too much effort to spin around. No, well, first of all, you go way too many drums in your drum kit. I don't know how many extras you bought, but the thoms keep going around. It's almost like a full free system.

Which you can't do with a back. The seat back you can't do. Tell you what, because I drum on a stool, I don't find it too much of an issue. Ah, Jack, what you've experienced there is an elite level kit, it's not fish or price mate. You're not playing others, you're not playing the right songs, or you're, I like to pick music that stretches me.

Okay, well, I'm still just on the high hat and snare mostly, but you know what? Because you're not practicing and I'm practicing now every day, by the end of the year, I will be a better drummer than you. But you can't feel music. No, I can feel it very well. No, you can't.

This is interesting. Oh, I mean, that's fine, I'm well. I'm looking forward to a drum off at the end of the year. I am very happy for you. I mean, the reason that you've leased the drums for me is you've got an interest in music. I wasn't getting the time I needed to play them and I am a game day player.

I'm Walt Disney. Put me on ice till you need me. Throw me out and walk me around the player. I'm Walt Disney. You put me on ice till you need me. Throw me out and walk me around the park. I'm 18. Throw me out and walk me around the park for special days. Oh, I want, oh, hello. Are you permanently thought out now? Just for today, isn't it? Just for the 100th anniversary?

I don't know why I keep getting booked back. I was just so fond to walk around like this. No, no, no, no, I don't know why I keep getting booked back. I was so fond to walk around like this. No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to get back. Sorry, well, you don't feel just for big days. Yes, that's what Havish is. That's what I am. I'm a Walt Disney driver. You throw me out for the big occasion.

If cool boys get a gig, if we decide to tour, we do another gig, mate, don't worry. You know the great thing that I've got also, if you remember the deal from last week, is Jack said it four times a year. The great thing you've got the drums still. Four times a year, Jack said it, at my choosing. He has to bring them back.

I couldn't believe you. No, but you have to really be practicing. It can't just be for like bringing back, set them up. When's your birthday? I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I want to see if I've still got it on your birthday. Well, I don't know. The first time I bring him back might be the last time because Bianchid wasn't happy to abort him home at all.

Well, you've paid your money. We've made the deal. I need the $10 stick rental because the moment you've got a stick. I'll pay that. But I'm going to get it. Can we talk about penalty rates while Andy's here? What if Jack goes like, you know, what if he goes for you? I'll transfer it today.

Well, you better because we've some pretty hefty penalty fees at our store. We've also got, if you would like, now that you've taken the drums home, have a think about it, maybe we'll get Amy Scharke on the show. I just want to let you know that the seat, the stool offer, I mean, we still have a stool in stock, if you'd be interested in renting it. I have to have a look what stock. If you'd be interested in renting it, it's a can't. I'll have to have a look what the rate is at the moment. Yeah, right. Here's a go now. Well, I'll ask you. That was last week's right. We go for you. You should have

jumped on it, but it could be cheaper. Yeah. It could also be more expensive. It could swing either way. I'll have a look at it. Hi guys, before we get to the special skill today, um, Hey, um, you and I were just having a chat in that break. Yep. I mean, about how- A bit of off-air conversation is still happening about the former hot rod bill. Yeah. Now the out-of-the-open lottery, the pledge lottery.

Pledge lottery. Um, how we should. Pledge lottery. How we should give away the prize. Yeah. Once everyone's done their pledges, we then randomly select one pledge, to receive the money from the following three pledges. Yeah.

You had an idea that's a bit of a radio favourite. I love a phrase that pays. I love it. So you have to pick up the phone and start with the phrase that pays. What was the tagline you had for the end of our Kickstarter? Get your beers called in your hot rods hot. In your rods hot.

So let's continue that theme. Yeah. So it'll call it the hot rod lottery. Yeah. That's where it all started. Yeah. You have go and pledge your dollar at hot ride lottery. Yeah. That's where it all started. Yeah. You have go and pledge your dollar at homesteadie.com, and then we'll assess where the prize pool is at.

That'll be on Tuesday next week. So you only have Tuesday to midnight Tuesday, Australian time. That's when we'll come off all the pledges. Gotcha. On the next podcast, we will then call someone at random from the pledges. It will be a private number.

Yeah. So we've seen people that have the whole week, they have to answer a private number. Well, between Tuesday and Wednesday, we'll be a Wednesday probably because the podcast comes out Thursday. Right. So on the Wednesday, we're doing the podcast.

We will call a number and they've got to pick it up. And the first thing they've got to say is, keep your beers cold and your rods hot. And if they do that, they have one, a pledged amount of money. They have one, the pledged millions. Yeah. They are pledging.

Yeah, they're a pledging, I like that. So make sure you go to homieshade.com, fill out the details, get your pledging, but remember the phrase that pays, keeps your you go to hemishade.com, fill out the details, get your plate in, but remember the phrase that pays, keeps your beers cold, your odds high, your odds high. Good luck. Hey, I went ahead and booked this special skill in to come and visit us. I'm across what the skill is, and I give you complete authority.

Yeah. Jaden, welcome. Jaden, welcome to the studio. I see your eyes are lasting after the coin that you see before you. That is a juicy looking coin. Coin fever. Yes. Don't worry, it's not the first time we've seen coin fever in here

or a mild case of tokenitis. So there is a token of no value next to it. Doesn't induce a fever. Yeah, can't get a small tingle. Um, Jayden, you wrote in this. and rather than letting you tell everybody what you wrote, I just loved the way that you put it together. A lot of people get on this show based on essentially email balls in us. Yep.

Yep. Here I, I can tell you how long egg has been boiled by taste and texture in mouth, blindfolded. No question, no challenge. So, I like, I like no question. We not have to challenge you, or you're not challenging our ruling. No, it isn't a challenge. I was not a challenge at all,

I was just kidding. I was just kidding. So you've come in basically for a walk in the park. Essentially. Now, if you guys cook the eggs right. Yeah, we're trying to, at the moment, we've got Mike, Radio Mike, who works on the show with us, behind the scenes.

We thought we'd be well prepared for your arrival. Radio Mike has since radioed down word from upstairs where there's a small kitchenette area that he's been working on boiling the water for half an hour, so far to no success. Let's cool by the hour. Before we cool by. I asked some questions like you.

Yeah, Jayden, first thing, so I'm gonna get a boiling water update. Well, I was downstairs in the Coles and I saw a questions like you. Yeah, Jayden, first thing first, I'm gonna get a boiling water update. Well, I was downstairs in the colds and I saw a guy with a lenient walk in, he had bite eggs. Could have been mine. Yeah, could have been mine. Great stitching level.

Hello. Mike. Mike. Hey, Micheal, how are you? I'm just gonna hand you the boys. And Jayden, from Jayden's here as well. Hey, man, how's that water going so good yeah we'll be down really soon we're going well up here with women great okay well

oh don't we're not great that's not boiling too much water what you said it's do you the last footage we got was it's taking half an hour to boil water why are you on a cap stove boy awarded why are you on a capstone so basically the only stove top in this building is a is like an inductive heat so like a electric heater and you didn't have a ductive only part in this building is like this massive aluminium uh... part so you're on the rooftop with mirrors trying to use this a concave mirror to boil a pot of water

And everyone's saying like oh just use a kettle or like boiling water and like I did that guys I'm not an idiot. So yeah, it's because down here It was feeling for a bit like you were in That was my fear when we heard half an hour in into the boiling the water Saga you still had cold water. We just envisaged you up there rubbing the sides of a pot just hoping the friction just forget it going. Forosiously microwaving mugs of water and tipping them into a pot.

Well that's good to know. We will see you soon. Currently, so just by just a check in here, currently we've got a pot of boiling water and eggs are in it and you're timing them. Currently we have a pot of water that is nearing boiling and eggs are standing by. Okay, all right, we'll see you soon. Okay, Jayden, yeah, bye. We're swimming, swimming, we're swimming in. We're in inefficiency.

What an absolute dream team. We've got Jayden to bring a book. Jayden. Jayden, you got an iPhone game you're playing at the moment? Something. What an absolute dream team. We've got Chayden to bring a book. Chayden. You got an iPhone game you're playing at the moment? Something? Yeah, and there's new Angry Birds out there. We're not going to pay.

We're not going to pay. We're not going to pay. If you want to play the new Angry Birds, you would enjoy it too. I will. But I want it. What is this? Expos it at? No, no.

Although always open to that sweet, rovio dollar. Software company that makes angry birds. Okay, Jaden, let's just quickly assess the rules. Yes, and then we'll squeeze in a quick game of it. We're going to have, yeah, there will be more time for AB if we get this done. We're thinking there'll be three eggs. They'll be all boiled at different times. You have to get it at the exact... No matter where. No matter at your era. Exactly. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. So like...

One is... One it could be eight minutes, one could be ten minutes. We haven't just see, you know, boiled one for five, 50. Like trying to get you in the fives. I think they're all being taken out on the minute. On the minute. Last night I practiced and I was doing it by second. But with that being said, that was just a precautionary and I usually like to do it by minute.

Right, so you were going, so you think this is actually a walk in the park then? Not necessarily because there's a lot that goes into boiling and Incorrectly like are they free range organic are the extra large of the smaller the boil Mike would have been buying it with company money So it is shimmy would have gone free range, but not splashed out for organic and what we'll do is we're taking them straight out and putting In the strain to cold water so then we can show them then I'll be presented to you if you get three from three You get we're gonna say an eight coin coin hand.

Me, says it's a walking park. I think I would have been impressed to the level, if he hadn't come in with these arrogance, I would have still been impressed to the level of eight coin coin. I'll tell you what, three from three, I'll give you an eight coin coin, but there's no from three, nothing.

Nothing. Oh, I, you go, if you've got the choice now, or you can go two from three or three from three as a one coin coin, if you like the fallback, or you just go all on nothing, I'll take the eight. So giving the option of a two from three will get your one, but if you choose that option, a three from three will also get your one. Yeah. But if you just go three from three, you'll get the eight.

And I know we don't have time but the only thing that would make me less confident is if we had some like 15, 20 minute plus egg because of that point they're undecidable. Oh, they're so hard boiled. We're not going to talk a bit. We're not going to talk to that. What does that mean?

We're not going to talk to that. We're not going to say whether we have that or not. Oh, yes, I'm not going to answer you. I don't think we have the time for that. Well, you don't know how long we've been playing ribbeats for. Okay.

Okay, we're going to play for an hour before we go up. I'm going to lock in my answer and I'm going to go with three for three. Three for three for three for an hour. Oh, good ball, man, alright. We will now head there in great way to the egg dome. The egg center where we are going to do this and best of luck. Honestly, do you guys want to play any ribbons quickly?

Yes, we'll have time. We'll have time. All right, small update here. All right, a couple of things we need to cover off. We're on our way upstairs. We've got word back that the water is still not boiling. Mark's in all sorts up there. He's not lately lying on the phone before.

We said it on the phone, are you using an induction-based pot? Anyway, yeah, all good. He's not, he's using an aluminum pot. There's something that no heat transfer is happening. We have to send someone to the shops to buy a pot. Anyway, that's gonna take some time. We'll see more time, like a real time,

it's drain here for you, Jaden. We went out to play some angry birds, hands up all those who were pretty impressed by that angry new angry birds. Jaden was a podcast, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Mine's down. Are you not happy with that? No, anytime you have to walk around something to play a game. I get to cut off the catch, mate. It's great. It'll be the first. It'll be the first. It'll be the first. It'll be the first. Although, on the other hand, if I'm saying you play it on your own, it's augmented reality, mate. Yeah, okay. I reckon it gets old quick. It's all commented. It's all commented reality mate. Yeah, okay.

But you know, I reckon it gets old quick. Doesn't matter. It does make it easy. Yeah, it does make it easy. It's very, very, very, very disappointed with that. Anyway, while we're playing Angry Birds, outside on the carpet, which even we remembered, we've made an open earth of this segment since we've got

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So anyway, I'm a Gaga fan told go and hunt that down you'll next hear us back in the egg center Yeah, I honestly Jane if you you know you want to go check out the local area, we'll give you a buzz when it's time to come back when the eggs are boiled. Well, you're by Angry Birds. I'm going to play Angry Birds. Great, great. Not sponsored. Well, it doesn't even feel like an hour has passed.

And if you're here with you, Jaden, in the boardroom, this is the podcast one, boardroom, you impressed. It's very impressive, very intimidating. It's been a jib, that is. It seems like a job interview. Well, it's even bigger than that, because you put it all on the line, young man. For an eight coin coin.

Three from three, here's your blindfold. Thank you. Pop that on. Okay. We have got three definitely here's your blindfold. Thank you. Pop that on. Okay. We have got three definitely biodegradable. Yep, three little containers. Containers. Fresh boiled eggs are in the A, B and C.

They've been boiled in a state of the art and not cheap induction pot, which was bought specifically for this event. Everyone's been following along. What a debark, what's it like? It has been. It's our whole building full of people who couldn't boil water. But we got it happening. We did it and the eggs have now been boiled.

Yeah, it felt like we'd gone back to cavemen times. It's a lot of watering. Can we get a fire start? Upstairs everyone's like hooping, warping and screaming and hollowing and chanting. Now we cook mammoth. Now we cook mammoth. Yum, yum, zog.

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Well, I know it's not under four minutes, because I can hold it. Okay, it's true, okay. He's a mentalist. He's a sh-sh-sh-sh. You know, that's all, not even to every day. That's what he's going to say. He's every day. He's been being're doing today. You have this every day.

He's been in half way through. Is it hot? No. Still warm. That's good. It doesn't look soft, but for those playing at home, he's... So there was enough yoke.

I would say medium, wouldn't you say? What are you vibing over there, Jade? He's concentrating on the mouth field if I had to guess at this stage. He has to get it on the minute. I thought I'd tell you now, I really don't like eggs. Um. What if he was?

What? What do you mean? I don't like eggs. Is this hard? It's hard, no. I can do it, but I don't like eggs. I've got a reluctant superpower. It's like when you get Spider-Man rack-of-pop.

You know, it's exactly like stranger things. When the girl actually tries to repel someone, she gets blood nodes and the Stranger Stranger. You've got a slight blood nodes at the moment. The way that I explain it to people is a sword swallower, it doesn't like the taste of the sword, but they still do it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. And they can pick what you the sword was made.

Wow, okay. Is this part, I guess? Yes. 11 minutes. Love it. Thanks mate. Okay. Okay. Keke, B. Don't like eggs. What a fascinating skill to have for a young man that doesn't like eggs. He's already a real shane. He's already a real shane. He's already a real shane. He's already a real shane.

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I can just want to eat. Eat in his egg. Eat for egg B. Very good. Thank you. I'm gonna take away. Now here comes egg C. Oh, hell. Jaden can't hear this, but XC is a human turd.

We have him blindfolded. Let's see if he picks it. No. No, he's don't turn it. No, no, he's a dick. He's a dick. Chicken's dick. Yeah, that's a dick.

That is a dick. Oh, okay. Smoothest software's turn of the chicken. Keep reading with turns like that, for the others. Chickens, you get it every day? No, a shell on them. Okay. He's having a shake.

Shake's important. And so you're testing to see if it holds its form there. And what do you feel? Little wobbly. Little wobbly. Which we'll be in the lower amount of cooking. Oh, oh. Oh, see, I sounded a bit more juicy.

Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you would have liked to human-turtle. Oh, you can eat really good. He really doesn't like it. Look at Jens facing. He was one of absolute to stay in.

How's it going? How did you discover you had this skill where you don't like it? I can't believe you're a real twist during the egg tasting. Of your choosing, you wrote to this podcast. You came all the way in knowing what you're doing. You can't hear. You hate eggs.

That's what you best at. It's like, you said bolt running with just scusted look at his face. I think every team you have in there is killing me. I hate this. I'll tell you what, this egg's throwing me off. Really?

Because this has made me question all of my previous eggs. Oh, what do you think it says? I'm, but that's the thing I'm, I'm, I'm gonna show you. You can't go back, you've still got half an egg of the others. Yeah. So you can go make a great taste. Oh, really?

I really like to adjust. What are you feeling for this one? I'm pretty sure this one's seven. Okay, okay. I said, what? I'm going to hang on what with the last two. So you can get B8 and A11. Do you want to go back?

Okay. Well, now I think that B was nine. Okay. Do you want to the taste or you have to... Can I, can I get A one more time? the back. Okay, well now I think that B was nine. Okay. And do you want another taste or you can I can I get a one more time? Yes, sure. Hey, in bounds.

In comes a coming eyes. Right. Back into it. Doing the thing he hates most. Love. I love to be in love

guessing. Hates eggs. Unfortunately, the only thing is good at guessing is egg cooking dogs. I don't know, it's a 12 now. 12. You've upgraded A from 11 to 12, B from 8 to 9, and C you start with 7. Okay, you're gonna lock in all those? Yep.

Take off your bike, fine. Hold on. Hold on. And as you can see here, all eggs. I can tell. All eggs are in there. Use my dates. Mike, free range or organic? And as you can see here all eggs I act out Use by dates Mike free range or organic free range not organic cage free

There enough Okay for XC you said seven minutes It was seven minutes. So that was your range-finding egg, but you were silent. You liked? For egg, A, you said 12 minutes.

It was 10 minutes. And then you lay off one piece. Oh, no. It was 14. It was know. It was 14. It was 14. Let me have a look. That's a B there. Oh, really?

That's incredible. This is the highs and lows now. I'm not completely shielding Mike from blame here. We saw the debark of hell and they cooked him. But Mike, you guarantee these types correct I guarantee that yes. Oh my goodness Yeah, see you got perfectly. Yeah, that was see up a let's see that's see you're holding there and Be was more see a bit look at look at the

Wow, you can it tells a young man confused and blown away by cooking times Consistencies of eggs that is all we've got time for on today's show. Thank you so much as always to our sponsors and reburds. I am a token of no value. Don't be too disappointed when I can say you're a bit shattered. Are you shattered because you had to eat eggs and you hate them and it was for nothing? No, it's more that I was quite confident in, but now I'm going to regroup. It's been some time by myself. Come back next year when we have our second chance at the side.

Julie. Thanks a lot, that was great too. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com. catch up or contribute at www.heimmissionandee.com