Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 59

Episode Date: July 3, 2019

1. 4L milk press conference2. Amy Shark 3. Dan the Balance Man 4. Dyson car wash 5. Trade in something from your ex

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A Hoi to all, including Jack and Hamish. Thank you, Andy, a Hoi to you. No matter where you may be, listen to the pod. Yes, you are listening to it live, yeah.

Which is a treat. It is crazy stereo too. Yeah, and I think Jack is also listening to it live. Probably mono, he would have found some way to sell his headphones and just use Cheever ones. Also, Ham, a Hoydermark in Vancouver. He tells us what he's up to today. Hoey Hamish, Andy and Jack. It's Merrick here in Vancouver.

I'm on date 5, 30 day international trip. Today I'm going for a scenic cycle and then for a few points. I'm also going to plan my accommodation for Melbourne at the end of May to celebrate Andy's birthday and style. Happy to pick up some Judy free sigs as well, boy. Yeah, you know how to get here, huh? You see at the end of May, so that was the old one. Well, that's what happens when you fish,

you have to fish through the emails, because be honest, let's be honest. You're drinking heaps. I get plenty. Absolutely, it's very hard to attach it. Let's be honest, you're in good heaps. I get plenty. Absolutely. Very hard to attach it. I would say 5% of people that start the process finish it. I'd say there'll be tens of thousands of people out there that recorded them.

We might have Sarah from Finland. We could have Michelle from France. Everyone starts recording. Load our sync to the computer. Attach file. What? This, I hate this. Thanks for your views. I don't want to do this. Everyone starts recording load our sync to the computer, attach file, what this is. I hate this. It reminds me of you 12. I don't want to do this. I hate attaching files. Why are there 9 steps to this? Why don't the guys just get a WhatsApp number? I heard that's one. I don't get spanned. Not with that. You will. You will. You will. You

could do a whole new podcast or just listen messages. It'd be phenomenal. Love our system. I don't phenomenal. Love our system. And Facebook would probably crash the WhatsApp servers. Do you feel like Mark was angling for accommodation? Yeah, I think he mentioned, I'm maybe there in the mail, because it was your birthday, but he did mention,

and I'm just sorting out a accommodation. Oh, trust me, if that was a conversation you were having face to face with someone, you'd absolutely be running through all the excuses in your head about like oh Mako's I got a house flooded last year the pot insurance guys are coming Mother and wall is staying Jack Hay me and the American at the moment so I know you got it

You don't want to be in the house maybe even the caddy amethyst it. Yeah, the cats really loud You look like a guy the values here. I wouldn't do it to you. Yeah, exactly. Love to. Absolutely. We'd never bring this through that. But Mark, we hope you enjoyed your time in Melbourne, Australia for a carton of unfiltered, so you can stay at Andy's house. Haine, surprise press conference, and guess what?

You have to run the press conference. I'm going to be the press conference. I'm gonna be the press. No comment. No, in all seriousness. I think most people would have done the same thing in my situation. And no further comments at this stage. I think it'll all blow over. That's normally what you'd say. But just what I'm finding. I think what's the issue? Hey, what did you think the show is best known for? Great question. I think we strive for excellence. We're extremely forgiving.

Yeah, I have excellence. Not achieved. And that includes accountability. Oh, no. Because I would say it's one of my favorite things about doing the show. Yeah, sure. There's a massive lack of accountability. Yeah. Which suits my gameplay very well. Because you can say some things, you can say we'll follow things up. And you never promise to get people on. And you never help the task. I am your week, new show, you move on. I am going to hold you to task on something. I mean, sometimes it's fun to carry on things. So I say, you just saying, I appreciate it for you to have to do everything.

Yep. What are you holding me to task on? A few weeks back now, we talked. Will you have bought up that you'd never seen a three-letter card and a... Oh, no, it's him. I didn't join a three-letter. And then...

But I wondered if we'd ever go for. And then I said, there's seen, we have this fours out there, I've seen it, you can buy it in bulk. And then you see, if I remember correctly, during that conversation, you spun your laptop around. I could quite clearly see what was a four-leater bottle. Yeah.

And I made the claim, click on the fly, I was able to adjust my, my wonderings to a wonderful sea of fire, two-leaders, two- Two leaders more than the original pondering. I, at that point, we... I just, I mean, growing up, where I was coming from was growing up, a one-lead-a-carton was extremely normal for children of the 80s and 90s, as we were. And two leaders coming in was a big deal. And then I'd include that in soft drinks, too.

And the dream... I'll say three-lead-a-tanker was never, ever-floated. Would the two be the norm now? I think it's, one leader feels like an emergency milk, feels like a stopgap milk. Especially that house, you know, when you got kids in the cat, yeah. It doesn't drink milk, but it's nice to have a co-global

as a milk tea giving museumes. Come down from all the screaming. Yeah. So he's adding to the milk load. But yeah, we've got, you know, we've got a bottle going out at night. We've got four people having cereal in the morning. Yeah. We have lines where that milk.

Yeah. So it turns out that a four-lead of milk happens. I saw a few of those in milk. It happens plenty. And so I just felt that did you want to speak to our Canadian American? We did get tons from North America America just saying this is the norm. Do you want to say anything? Sure, sure.

Hi everyone, thanks for your time. Please enjoy the complimentary glass of milk. Got every member of the press. And while we're on the topic of milk, I did pour that from a four-liter milk bottle, sent to me by a valued and beloved North American podcasters, BVA in America or Canada. I now know that four liters, just over one gallon

in the Americano system, is considered an adequate amount of milk, not for a cow, probably more than or not as worth. But for humans now, that's where we're at. We're drinking milk, we're not slowing down in our vessels for milk or increasing. I take back my pondering if we'll ever see a fall, we have seen a fall, you have seen a fall, you've made me aware of that. I will say this. Would we ever see a heart or a six a six. And I will say this, especially to finish, would we ever see a ten-leather?

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Good night! Never seen a press conference Turner when we see a desolate one came angry and She and not since the end of Game of Thrones were Tyrion was meant to be on death row and I am turning around and said I what about this for sister

Well, we see a 10. I don't know. I hope we do. I hope we see. And then how many leaders could fit inside out the whole volume of a cow? 250. Let's go for that. With a tail for a stiff tail for a hand. And it pours out through the nostrils. That's what we want.

That's what the government's got to get us. Welcome to the podcast. First guest of the year. Yeah it is. We're pretty bad with guests. Yeah we're pretty bad with guests. I mean apart from all the people we have come in doing special skills and stuff like first award winning guest of the year. Last year we've guested up and then we got a bit more self-indulgent I suppose. We didn't get to guess we're cool enough. I reckon it's one. Yeah, we're gonna sense the Valuatraxuits hit.

Like once these Valuatraxuits hit and we started eating a lot of like muffins and stuff during the show. It just seemed like we shouldn't have people over. Maybe came one of those households that never has people. You can have me because you know I'm like, I love you guys for who you are. And you love a tracksuit. I love a tracksuit.

You know she's coming in in some sort of out-of-ass casual wear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to get dressed up. Amy Shark joins us if you haven't heard it, into your would-of, sleep while I'm in it. Hell, so I'm on the set heart. I'm ready to shake things up to go. This is really gonna mess up. And I keep on praying that I'm strong enough.

It's a lot full of. If you knew today's music, that was three songs. Not just one. That was so, that was so intense. That was the encore medley she performs after every gig. Oncore, but keep it short. Oncore, but keep it short. Alright guys, here's the hooks for three, three of the hooks.

I can tell when I'm like 56 and I'm touring and that'll be like a nice little medley. Yeah, it's doing R&B Fridays or something and you're allowed to come out and play for six minutes. Now let's talk this year. this year marked a performance wise. Now, Andrew was at this gig too. Melbourne at Margaret Cororena, we've played there, great, great arena. But this is like the arena, you're in arenas now. Yeah, is there a stage in your career where you're allowed to say the city, you know, like, hey, Melbourne.

I was wondering if you were going to touch the city, you know, like, hey, Melbourne. I was wondering if you were gonna touch on that, you absolute asshole. Thank you so much, Kamiya. You're giving us the greatest quote. Thank you guys for being here. I'm just glad it's quite, Jack is good. She's dinged herself out. Jack is gonna highlight that bit of audio

and I would like to play every show for the rest of the podcast. You can have it, mate. But if you have one thing on this show, it's as if there's a little window for any to be in our podcast. You can have it. Maybe if I've let one thing on this show, it's as if there's a little window for any to be in our show. He'll take it. Yeah. And I like it because it means we're actually really close friends.

And we jump straight through that ourselves. I am there was a moment where you are so. I would not just make the things that I do. You've got evidence. I mean, James, if you're the people on the show. And they think it's a... Jack, what do you think? No comment. We almost had three to one.

There was a moment where at Amy's arena gig, Melvin, we got a Sydney. We got a... how you doing out there, Sydney? It was a quick correction. Wasn't I quick? She was a quick correction into Melvin. What? I'm using my music bowl. Sorry, I? She was a quick correction into Melbourne. Would you quit? I'm into city mind music bowl. I was.

Sorry, I thought it was in city mind music bowl. Sorry guys, another great Melbourne venue. My mistake, thought it was Carol's weekend. I never in my life, Andy, like you don't know the pain that went shot through my body. I could see. And that's what I wanted to ask, because luckily, at least it didn't pick to cities

that have a robbery. Ah. What I wanted to ask because luckily, at least it didn't pick to say that he's a have a robbery. What I wanted to ask though, like a footballer, if they do a bad turn over, you know, they kick it. Sometimes I see that play in their minds for a while. Yeah. How long does that sit with you? It defeated me for, well, what it is, right, it's the same with football.

You drop the ball, you make a big screw up. You need to fight really hard to get these people back on your side. I think that's why I nearly collapsed after that shows because I'm like, I'm a perfect fan. I'm a huge nut. You deserve it, because I'm an asshole. I'm going to stay here all of a sudden.

And I did when I hated, when Avril came years ago, I was in school and she said, I think she just said, Sydney when she was in Melbourne, when she was in Sydney, one of them and I was like, you have one thing to do. You are useless.

You, that is disgusting. Do you feel a little bit of sympathy now with Avril Lavigne? Well, I do, because- You've got a lot to think about on stage. You know, I look, to be fair, I was in Sydney just the night before. We did a mass over a hustle.

I would have said Sydney a million times. And yeah, so look, I'm not saying. We've we're a band, we've gigged, we've done it. We get it. You're in a different city everywhere, we had a rest day. But apart from your rest day, you know, two days in a row, we're in a different city every night. And it can do your head in. From an audience member, it was that quick the turn around. Yeah. It didn't touch the sides for us. It was okay. Great.

We'll try it back in. Yeah. Yeah. Unlike when I went into a George Michael and he called us Sydney for the first 90 minutes. And then came out after he's break and went, I'll taste it to Wellington. Oh my God. He started getting booed and he didn't know why.

So don't worry, you've got a lot of time. Yeah. And he's one other thing I wanted to ask about the concert. So Amy was getting very passionate, and about said, he took the microphone off. He took the microphone off. We're all there without that out there. Took the microphone off in the moment of song and smashed the microphone stand to the side,

which was amazing and impactful. I don't need this, how dare you. Just get this away from me. I don't need, I've got an arm. I've got a hand in an arm. I've got a support for my mind. I called you guys Sydney, so I'm gonna go hard. And then 10 seconds later, someone runs out

and picks up the microphone stand for it. It's like, does that power go to your head? Will and I have like a thing before that he's like, so do you reckon you are? And I'm like, I never know, man. I know if I'm gonna get a rage. It's physical. Sometimes I just don't, you know, but I was, you know. Is it normally just one though?

Like if you do it, it's a little bit overkill. I try not to overkill. It would will go. You think you're right. I'm working here. I mean, you've got a lot of dates coming up. I'm trying not to overkill. I thought it would will go. Come on. I'm working here. I mean, you've got a lot of dates coming up. Would you bring in, like, from a local karate school or something? Someone to hold a plank of wood.

What? Email may not be used during the show. Point. It's a great point. I mean, you're playing like through America. So I think you could just call it and be like, hey, Portland. Yeah. Is this Dean from Portland Greater Area Karate?

Yeah, could you lend me a 17-year-old in the piece of Bolsonwood Police? I could use it. Just in case things get really heavy. Sometimes I get a rage. And Ames, you said you'd help us with something. Yeah. And I sent through the questions to you

with regards to this really professional. Jack, you have recently hired a electronic drum kit from Hamish. The electronic drums at my house, and whilst I'm passionate drummer, the way I work is I struggle to practice unless I've got a gig coming up because I've got to kind of feel the music. Of course. So we have no gigs at the moment and so the drums have been just sitting there. Now they're top of the line.

Rather than store them away, I know Jack has a small music room at his house that he's just renovated. I offered to lease the drums to Jack, which some say there was some jokes flying around him, I'm just getting free storage. That's not the case. It's a generous gift and a leasing to Jack.

He paid $4 bond for the drums. He's paying $1 a week, which I'm waving for the first 12 months. I then offered him the sticks in the seat, because they weren't included. He's paid me $10 lease for the sticks, but he refused to pay the $4 lease for the seat. So he did not take the drum stool for $4 a year, this is. That's an annual $4 that Jack dug in and wouldn't pay. And now has to drag in his own kitchen chair to play the drums on. I think it's a matter of pride. He claims he doesn't notice the difference playing on a kitchen chair versus a drum stool.

Wow. So he's the first question we said to you. In a drum setup, on a scale of 1 to 10, how important is the seat? I mean, you know, like any quality sort of drum, I think it would be, it'd have to be like 80 to 85%. It's going to be a ten, doesn't it? Because the drums are a low instrument. They are. I mean, you're going to do your back. You have to have our thing to sit on.

Unless you were some from weird sort of tribal thing where you are like scotting or it is thin. But if you're playing a traditional kiss, yeah, well, timpani's don't need a seat. Stand for a timpani, but it's not a timpani's set. It is a drum kit. Yeah, I would say you probably definitely need a seat. I guess.

I guess he does have. OK, but your seat has a back on it. So this is question two. How much does playing a seat that has a back on it. So this is question two. How much does playing a seat that has a back on it restrict the drummer? Like what maximum capacity can Jack get to if he's got a back on it? Yeah. I think mentally as well, you wouldn't feel as, I guess, rock starry.

That's good. You know, so you're holding yourself back, ego is is not there that you need to really Yeah, I'm through yourself for a while. I do wonder if it has an impact on the rest of the band Would it not Amy? Yeah, you would have looked back and to see a drummer that had chosen a seat with back support Yeah, you've questioned Question their desire to rock it definitely it definitely takes away from a little bit of coolness. Because there's no doubt you could play bass from a lazy boy. You could get the job done. Yeah. It's stage presence while it's not as great as it is.

No, I have never seen a good drummer play with a seat that has a back on it. I can't say that I have. Well, I haven't done a lot of drumming. So now that I'm drumming in the... No shit. ...the drumming in the... Is this just... Are you just thinking that this is just a... ...for now until you can get the...

It's doing it to save $4. Yeah, that's what I... Is it just like, so you can practice and when you... ...when you do play a gig, you'll probably get the real deal. Just admit, okay, okay. Just admit, you need the seat pack, you don't have the drum high. That leads to... That leads to this question then. just it me you need the seat pack the drum heart

at least this question then is it important to practice the same way or in a very similar setup as you perform Yeah, I think so yeah I try and like my try and like I think it's like wearing a white belt at training and then you take it off and you're more explosive on game Yeah, well I remember the first time I To see you're more explosive on game day. Well, I remember the first time I... More explosive. I was like, you know what you're saying? I remember watching the Pantera documentary and I was like, what was he drumming with such a comfy chair? Oh, and that's the easy-peak explosive.

Swearing his belt. No, you know when you jam for the first time and you're all facing each other? I get you all. You're all serious, yeah. You know, it was a really lazy sort of setup. Yeah, that's how I remember. I remember I did that like years ago and then had to play the gig and I wasn't get you all. You're a kid, yeah. You know, it was a really lazy sort of set up. Yeah, that's how I was doing it. I remember I did that like years ago and then had to play the gig and I wasn't, we weren't

facing each other. I was so wild. You never practiced with that eye contact. I never had turned around and set up the stage or whatever, the room, I guess. And then I remember we played this horrendous gig because I was just like, I can't see anyone. Oh man, I'm gonna look at these people. I mean, when you had to have to practice facing the wall. In the war and you still revision mirrors

when you get a hat with wing mirrors. Like cyclists, like very sensible cyclists, have someone that's have that one mirror hanging off their helmet, their mum and dad cyclists. Oh my God. Would you ever wear one of those helmets? A massage chair drum Summer and massage

Last question, and thanks so much for helping us out But this is really shedding some more on this Had a year long tour and you had and you had to hire a seat for the drummer because he just didn't have a run. That's true, you pay at the end of the day, you go make and it's all a cannonfall. Great question, Andy. Do you think a higher fee of four cents a week, good deal, a bad deal or just a fair deal? I think it's a really great deal. Before you answer, can I jump in and say, would you though the stool to be come with the drums that you

had? You would expect it to be thrown in. You would think that there are so many times I've been screwed on buying stuff and I'm like that should surely come with that. I suppose different question, your drum is called Jol I believe is a bit of a gun, I've followed it on Instagram. If Joe Turner answered hey how come I don't have a stool for the two of us. Would you feel comfortable telling him, mate I'm not made of money, it's almost the same today.

What do you think this is? It's four cents a week. Don't you have a travel one? Like, you and you, like we got fuel with all the waters. I've got, yeah, I've given you two bottles of water. Like, the, the most big and cheese. I'm getting your stools wet. Where does it end?

It's a sweet slide. Exactly. The ego's in this room. Jesus. There you go, Jack. So good feedback. A.B. Shark. Would you like to buy, would you like to pay for the stool package?

To be honest, I have hardly been playing the drums because it's not comfortable on the kitchen seat. But, but I might just need a cushion on the kitchen seat. So I'll try that for a bit. I think you'll come back. I don't think about it. No, you can't go. I can't think about it. No, you can go. I can't wait to see how explosive you are in Game Day.

I'm sure you're going in. Congratulations on the amazing year. AmyShark.com. Check out the tunes. Don't just Spotify and Buyam. Buyam. Buyam. I was going to send a day to pay for drumsters.

Yeah. It's answer time. So charity. Oh. Hey, Dan's just arrived. Dan's arrived. People might remember from last week's podcast. Talked to huge balancing game. It was like I can balance anything.

You can balance anything on his chin. And you can balance the books at Hoi Tzu, wouldn't think. LAUGHTER I could balance anything that's fair't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think. I wouldn't think.

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Jack's bought it a Whopper of a ladder. But, we'll see. I mean, I don't know how much it weighs, so we'll check, maybe it's a light ladder. So we tell people know what the items are. Yeah, so we've got TV remote, which you think will throw him, because it's quite small. Yeah.

Then are we going ladder after that? Okay, sure. Yeah, and then source band kids bike. Yeah, this is the source when we bought when my- Handboy all water. Handboy all water. Handboy water from two podcasts ago, when Mike was sauce when we bought when my can boil can boil the can boil water from two podcasts ago when Mike was using a sauce with the

couldn't boil water after 45 minutes. And by the way, on the weekend, I tried boiling water. It was easy. Yeah, I'm going to think like a jug that you plug in. Yeah, yeah, I can't remember the name of it. I'll put it up at the show notes. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. You can do whatever you want. You've got total immunity from a Commonwealth law. I've got the, one of the side perks of having the coin that we don't advertise.

I've got the email here. Okay. I can balance any object, chair, table, ladder. You name it. The only limit is the weight as necks can snap. So any object that won't snap a neck, you can balance on your chin. You were, and you had to be, you had to have some level of rigidity. Yes. So we couldn't go balance a thousand kilo-ohms of water for the neck, snapping and B for the, the rigidity. Yes, so we couldn't go balance a thousand kilo grams of water

for the next snapping and the run in us. Yeah, definitely. So, how long have you been balancing for? 15 years. I learnt when I was in high school. I tried to impress girls. And to girls love balancing? No, but it turns out that.

So, it goes for more of the traditional play football type. Yeah, yeah. Some of you say, look, you rolled the dice in some time. Sometimes you get snake eyes. But it didn't impress younger girls. So I get into children's entertainment. Oh, it's good. And then perhaps their parents are like,

look, you seem like an ass guy. Things are on the rocks of my husband. It was definitely not that I was in. No, it was definitely not. It's definitely not. Yeah, to make this crystal clear, I wasn't not. I wasn't not. I had to make this crystal clear. I wasn't not. I was not trying to impress kids to break up marriages.

But when you're balancing, right, do you remember your first thing you balanced to impress a girl? It was a hat. Yeah. That's from the map. A Coobra. No, it was a baseball cap.

Yeah, just a cap. And how did the moment go down? Well, it was when I got it up and then I went, double-click, flick, lands on the head, and it went ta-da, and there was no one was watching. I was the moment. I think that used the moment when you hit the head. Yeah, like, it was too much to leave.

Okay, quick. We don't have the heart to leave to his face, we should leave now. Yeah, 100%. We promise not to leave during any of the years. We're doing that balancing on your chin, right? Yeah, chin. We really, really like stuff goes on my nose.

Because if you went, how am I going to balance a hat on my head? And you're doing it right now. Wow. But no, I understand. I've got the babes come running. You can hear it scratching that way up the side of the building. Like zombies. It's okay.

So today we're using the chin as the apparatus to balance. Is it a neck feel? Is it a just in innate sort of sense of being one with the object to find the combined center of gravity? You really think what's the object thinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it want to do? Yeah, what's it want to do? And you've got a counter that. Do you have a particularly flat chin that lends itself to regular consumer-grade chin?

Like it's just an average consumer, not a professional chin. It's not a J-Leno chin. No, no, no. It's a little bit of a dimple in the chin. It's been bouncing for 15 years. Like a cricket crest. You're going to get a groove. Oh, OK.

So that was like, calluses on a guitarist's fingers. Yeah, it was the fall of O1. OK. You get people going to get balances, Jim. Dan, there'll be four objects. OK, great. We're going to go get one now. We're not going to tell you what you need to, there'll be four objects. OK, great. We're going to go get one now. We're not going to tell you what you need to achieve

until after the first one. OK, OK. OK. We'll be back in a second. OK, OK, object number one. OK, so here's the thing. Dan can't hear us. We want four from four for the coin.

If he fluffs the first one, I think we should tell him, look, you're stealing with a chance. We're free from four, we'll get it. Yeah. But if he gets the first one, I think we should tell him, look, you're stilling with a chance. The free from fall will get it. But if he gets the first one, it's for me. If we'll never tell him that he had the option of a safety. Okay, great. He doesn't have a safety after the first one. With the first one being a TV remote, I think that'll throw him.

Do we want it? Does it have to be upright? Yes, of course it does, Andy. Well, that's one that I just asked you. Yeah, you're right. It has to be balanced. Yeah, the things have to be balanced in such a way as they would topple. Yeah otherwise. If they have to be balanced in a way that if you're trying to build the highest building or something

it's just that you're in the tree. It's a bit of a crazy chance about this. They have to show off their highest. Yes. Great. A flat remote does not show off its height. Should we go back and quickly check that with you? Yeah. Hey Dan, so you've got one little loophole we want to cover off. Oh no. Just to be clear, we're saying the thing will be balanced in a way that shows off its height. Is that right? So if something could be laid flat, it won't be laid flat on the ship.

No, no, it's straight-up height. We're favoring a vertical or a high-intention. I'm sorry. I knew it. I knew it. Sorry about that. Dan, prepare yourself. Andy is now bringing our balancing object number one. Sorry about that. Dan, prepare yourself. Andy is now bringing our balancing object number one.

It is simple. Oh. At first. Oh, it is a television remote. Sure. And you'll notice the two double A batteries, which I saw you having a good look at there at the base of the remote.

I think it's an LG. No, it's a T-Act. Who cares? Wow. But they will be familiar with this, the remote style style where it's heavier at the bottom with the batteries Sure, and it is not heavy enough to balance. It's very I'll give it a try But it's very small. Yeah, it's not the girth We thought we talked about link

We thought we'd wrong for you a bit at first because I guess you would thought we were gonna bring out like an AFL goal post or something Long for you a bit at first, because I guess you would thought we were going to bring out an AFL goal post or something. Oh yes, yes. But instead it's a remote control. I'll try. Okay, now we've three seconds up, we were going for weightlifting rules. Yes, good luck. You know he could just be tricky. He's gone the nose, isn't it?

One, two, three. I'm going to give that a go. That's good. That's good. Oh my goodness. It's not on your chin at all. It wasn't on your chin. I said it was on his nose. I think goodness. It's not a kitchen at all. It wasn't a kitchen. I can't know the things I think he can put on the nose for a sec.

Well, he suddenly became a seal. He was a seal. He was a seal. I wanted to kiss him on the rose by the grave. He wasn't. What a seal. I was going to throw him a treat. All right.

Congratulations. Thank you. Remind it go before you get the coin. And we guess we should let you know you need four out of four to get it. OK, that was very difficult Jesus Do we go in their sending order do we throw him something a bit crazy? He's how heavy is the ladder?

He can't do that The ladder is so heavy I can't put that in a tin chin, why don't we let him in your head? Should we go now or later? Let's try now. It's really heavy. Yeah, jacksport and cheese. It's like industrial ladder.

OK, let's just see his reaction. I mean, it's going to be about 16 kilos. Too heavy? No. Oh! I mean, I just picked up. I said, I'm going to give it a bit. If it's at least 15 to 20 kilos.

If that's next snapping, that's a next snapping problem. He's opening up the ladder, Dan's opening up the ladder. He's walking around it now, he's tilting it back. Questions, what's it thinking? What are you thinking? Help. Okay, hang on. This is unbelievable. He's moving the ladder. It's a such a heavy ladder

He's now putting on his shoes the ladders upside down the sledders upside down. He's got the whole ladder one two three This is incredible! This guy can balance! This guy can balance! This is unbelievable, Bill and Tick! Well done, thanks. Okay, oh, please. This is unbelievable, Bill and Tick. Oh, God. All right.

I mean, I'm struggling to take it back. I struggle with drop one kid off at Kinder and get the other one today, Karen. Look at what you're about to think. This is unbelievable. I'm worried that was number two. Ha ha ha ha. Gee, that was something. What's it gonna do?

I think that's a takeout. Should we take out the pot that Mike struggled with? Yes. Should we take out the pot that couldn't boil? I mean, the pot that could boil. The other pot couldn't boil. Yes. Is this the pot that could boil?

This is the pot that could boil. We bought this pot specific. Is our own pot? Yes. Damn. Yes. The pot. The could boil water. Yes. Damn. Yes. The pot, the liquid boiled water. Yes.

Okay. From a previous episode of the podcast. Oh, sorry about that. The lens off your field. No, no. What I should do is I'm going to lead off. What I should point out is that at the end of the handle, it actually tapers very thin. Oh, yes.

That is going to be some problems. It's not a great round handle with like actually tapers very thin. Oh yes. Yeah that is going to survive some problems. It's not a great round handle with like a nice butted end. You get a plastic black butted ender. Yeah and this is a tapered aesthetically pleasing but a nuisance for balancing. It goes down to what would be the sharpest of a thick knife. Yeah. You know it's very good at describing things. Okay. That was an audio man.

Yeah. It's really good. All right, I'll count the chin. Now, it's got a lot of top weight on the part. This is tricky. This is tricky than you'd be. Talk us through. Talk us through. You're placed to, you didn't take your hand off,

you've come back down for a check. No, I definitely, it's very difficult because of the circular motion. It's very back way heavy. Yeah, so it's got to play. I've got to tip it back just right in it okay one two three I get feeling you were absolutely playing with this when you pretended it was hard and he's like a classic container we didn't say you had it you dropped it that you did it

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So I just stunned splirting out anything. And I said, children's bike. I haven't done one of these for 15 years. Wow. This is a great line for the film of this. When he turns around and goes, you know what? I haven't done one of these for 15 years. It's at one more balance.

They were out, man. Just one more balance and then we're set for life. So the difficult thing here, it's got training wheels. So I've actually got moving parts to the handlebars, we're moving around. I'm going to turn this like this to try and lock it in. Turn the handlebar for a false wiggle, yeah. We get a balance, the bike on.

I think we talked about the sense. On the chin, yeah. But we're like, but the seat is it all. Yeah, handlebar for a false wiggle, yeah. We get a balance the bike on. I think we talked about the seat. On the chin, yeah. But the seat is it or? Yeah, so it's like someone be riding. Okay, straight into the air. Okay, great. Now these are heavy. These are a lot heavier than an adult,

like an expensive adult bike. You're right, it's a false steel frame. Oh, God. And it's a bike that's like a bike. It's a bike that's like a bike. The bike is supposed to be like in the middle of a back flip which would be amazing to see if five year old do on one of these box.

Okay. I'd suggest if you're a back flip level. And he training was two, three. He's done it. He has done it. He's laughing yet it's in! Yeah! He's got the key.

He's got the key. He has to jump off the roof. He's got the whole. Oh! Jesus, he's birthed these jeans out doing a celebratory slide on the other end of the day. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. It was tremendous. I don't think you ever doubted it. Did you? You didn't doubt it. I don't think you. No, the bike was really I've just been practicing bikes ever since. So what was the heart? The bike. It's very oddly weighted. Yep. If you try and pick it up whole like this

It's it's great. These bikes are supposed to be on the ground. That's how they're All those things are yeah, so is the part. Yeah, the latter Jack did you ever balance the ladder on your head? Jack shaking his head You can't hear he's off Mike, but he's just yelled I didn't do anything Mike. Then you've got yourself a coin Thank you so much for coming in. What a thanks. Thanks guys. Hey guys, head to AmishDent.com to see it, because seeing it, I mean hearing it was great. Those girls, the girls that weren't impressed by balancing.

Right. Where are they now? I think it's a bit higher. I do, yes. It's been a very 11 years. Oh, yeah, I was just going to say. It's going to be very impressed. People would be exciting into your DMs after seeing this.

What a wedding is the wedding cake was balanced on your nose, or? 100%. Hey, thanks again, man. Well done. Congrats, Dan. Love you guys. Oh, damn, this is incredible. And we recently was discussing Dyson, um, their new product. Hmm.

Well, there was a hair curl. Yeah, last week. Last week. It was a last week. We were disappointed that they were going away from wind. Wind is a special day stuff. And maybe they were looking around and they went, there's no more wind to perfect. All the other wind things.

We're as vacuum cleaners. We've done them. We've suggested extraction fan. The toilet ifs extraction fan. Maybe it's in-built into the rim of the toilet. So as soon and it's far active at it or something. Yeah. That would think of a better design term.

I can't see the phrase far active. Like ever appearing on a billboard. Yeah. Concordless and far active at it. Oh. But the extraction fan for a toilet, I would love that. That would be a massive game changer for me. But sadly, they've either dimmed it in possible.

Yep. Or they're still working on it. They haven't done it. So there was a little bit of grumbling from us about Dyson last week about the hair curlers. It's not as exciting as a normal release of a Dyson product. And I was, I thought, apart from the extraction fan, there was no more wind to conquer.

Yes. There it is. Wow. There is an area that needs wind improvement, vast wind improvement and The automatic car wash at the end when the car when they allegedly blow dry the car You know the end where the you use those love Once every two years what do you use? Okay?

$75 of the airport Well, I just they're very generally cheap, they're only $12. You've been hunting them into being dangerous on your car? Dangerous. Yeah, like, you don't know, the machine can't tell how much pressure they put on the side of the car. Okay, it's pretty clever. Is it scratching you keep vehicle?

I don't think so. To take your roof rack off. Mate, who takes? You mean to take your... You're not... How you gonna watch your roof rack? It It says I used to work at a roof rack store and it's take them off are you joking? It says don't don't it says don't send your reflex through. Guess what they made it.

Mate we drove a convertible through there we made it. Yes we'll find that. That was great fun. Like the roof racks enjoy it. They seem to come out please there is a favorite of dust underneath them though. It stops, it's stopped, because I've got the bike racks on the top, stops. You put your bike racks on there as well. And you can wash your bike rack. What are you thinking is gonna happen to it?

When the machine comes down and is thinking that your roof is still existing. I'm thinking anything, mate. It's not real. It's a realize that there's a rack and just a ripper. There's a buffer. It gives you a margin of error. Okay.

The bike rack gets clean. The bike rack really enjoys it. And it's not dusty anymore. And the bike rack's a sparkling, but the roof under the bike rack, so that's struggles to get cleaned a little bit. But at the end, because everyone's been in one, it sort of goes water, soap,

octopus, water. Then as you're driving out, the last bit is this attempted blow drive of the car as the machine moves back over your car. And it is, I mean, you sit there and you see all the droplets on your windscreen. And then this thing comes on this like asthmatic old gussed. It comes on and you just sit there going, don't, don't even bother. And like you can see the drops in the glass. It's in the droplets, They go half up and then they laugh. They drip back down and they just don't move.

They sort of move around a little bit. A little bit of a dance, but no water comes off your car. That's where Dyson has to impress people. If a giant Dyson thing can, and it's probably purple, gray, and yellow, comes down and you see that they're and they should only install the Dyson brand car blower in old shitty car washers. So you have to have the old technology because we're showing

you up and then it comes in and just rips over the car and air blades you dry. They'd be worried about moving the jico scratch in the jico with air though. They can do it. They're air professionals. You see how fast the hairdryer air comes out, but it's still safe to use the air out. So they're used to having the high velocity air

and the aderlicant things. Can we get a, don't have to have a mind, but can we have a statement from Dyson as to whether they're interested? Your turn around saying this to Sarah outside. What is she meant to say? I just thought, I'm gonna lose thumbs to the loose thumbs up to go sure mate. I just would like them to reach out and go,

have you got any interest in the car washroom? What's real, let's ask them as journalists. What is your comment? Are you working on the car wash blower? Are you working on the exhaust fan for a toilet? Is it far activated or not? Or none of the above. Or none of the above.

And what do you say to this? Yeah, perfect. Thank you. about. What do you say to this? Yeah, perfect. Thank you. Hey, we love our VIPs, our valued and important podcasters. They go and feel like the form. We obviously get special skills off that, but one of the questions on the form, you don't have to answer all questions, is what have you put off for so long, whether it's awkward? Tom wrote a very curious answer

to that one, and we think we can help him out today. A Hoterm relationship, my girlfriend. So it was heavily one-sided. I was quite blindsided by it, but so I was like, oh, the ending was heavily one-sided. Yeah, right. Yeah, so I'm, oh, yeah, that home. She sort of rocks up to the whole thing. I sort of think I could go, oh, yeah, and she's got a bunch of my stuff with her and

I've gone, oh, okay, I can sort of see where this is going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What direction this is heading in. Good instinct. Yeah, so I was like, okay, you know, we had the chat and got to the... I mean, there's not much of a chat to have this day. When she's like, I think we need to have a chat. You go, well, feel like you've decided where it's going to end.

Yeah, but I still think all of the poor says it all. Yeah, come here, Zeratians. But I'm never an easy thing to guess, right? Yeah, but I still think all of the poor says it all. Yeah, why? Commiserations come never an easy thing to go through. Yeah, thank you, but anyway, so after it all, you know, I take my stuff inside and I'm sort of taking it out of the bags and I've gone, I have a PlayStation, but I have that back. Great. PlayStation's back, that's good. Yeah, so poor PlayStation, I could have that back. The remote for PlayStation, crucial, crucial in the moment, but then yeah, as I'm getting through the rest of the bag, there's no chords in there for the PlayStation. To charge the remote, so to imagine.

No, no power cord. No, to plug it into the wall and to the TV. Oh, okay, the big one. All right, no HDMI either. No, no HDMI, I know that's a handy to have. So Tom, you're saying you put it off so long that you haven't been able to actually reach out to it again and say, hey, can I have my cords back?

I mean, it's not been that long. It's only been two or three weeks, but... Yeah, it's annoying. Like, cords are annoying. You're like a lifestyle. Tom, so we thought we'd help you out. We've got our mate Keegs back in. He works in commercial radio.

Keegs, welcome back. Hello guys, good to be back. We thought we got your ex-girlfriend's number. What we're going to do is call her, have kegs run a competition, which is essentially saying to people, it has to be... It sounds like something in FM radio station would do.

Yeah, which is if people trade in things back from their ex to the station, they'll get $100 for the items, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, right. So, sugar, oh great, I've been selected to be part of this contest. If I surrender something that's my exes, I'll get a hundred bucks per item.

So, we're willing to, to avoid the awkwardness here, and are we saying that we will put the bill here for $200 to recover both those cables for Tom? Yep, Tom, yeah. Yep, okay, Tom. So, keys, if she suggests other things that aren't the cables, Tom, obviously, we're gonna have to get Kees to go,

sorry, everybody had that this week, is there anything else? Or, does she jog your memory of something more important? How can Tom communicate to us to get that? Coffee. That's a good question. Tom, you cough. If you cough, she'll hear it as kegs coughing.

Yeah. Because it'll all sound through the phone line to her, but we'll hear it as you coughing. Okay. That's a good thing. If there's something else she mentions, it's yours. Just a nice, like cough. All right. Just practice that for us.

Give us a cough. Perfect, lovely. Perfect, thank you. Good luck, Keek. You might have jumped in quickly just to clarify Tom? So it might be an awkward subject, but Caitlin doesn't have any other X's after you does she there's no one else I was three weeks All right

So it's definitely gonna be you Valentration Tom you you got to stay quiet except for a coffee if you need to, because otherwise you'll hear you. And look, Keeg's good life. You're doing the right thing here, giving the UX space, because you guys are moving on with your lives,

but you gotta get those chords back. Get these cables. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Let's see how we go. Quiet now from, to now, Tom. BEEP.

BEEP.eton. Hi. My name is Kegs calling from the radio station Fox FM. Who have I got there? Caitlin. Caitlin, how you going? So this is a random call. Sorry we're doing this out of the blue. We're randomly picking people's numbers at the moment on the Fox. We're doing a little bit of a game. We're giving away some money randomly to a few people

We've we've selected you if you've got a couple of minutes. Yeah, yeah, there is one criteria before we play though. Do you have? Might be a bit awkward. Sorry to just put you on this spot out of the blue But do you have an X a partner that you've maybe broken up with over the past 12 months or so? Yeah, no. No? No. There's been no one at all. Okay, cool, because that was the one thing we're just, we're playing a little bit of a game if you've got Oh, that's pretty awkward. That's okay, it's's too awkward. It's you don't have to do anything to you know You don't have to talk to the X or anything like that. It's just It's but it's it's basically that's just the one requirement if you have had anyone that you've dated recently

All right, go on then. Okay, you're so that's a yes. Yeah, go on. Okay, cool. All right. So let's play right now. Here we go Let's play right now. Here we go. The crap becomes your cash. Box FM. Shraining something from your ex. Shraining something from your ex on the Fox. We have got Kaitlyn on the line. Kaitlyn, how you going today?

Good, thank you. We have called you out of the blue. I'm so sorry to just put you on the spot. We've randomly selected you. We're not going to make you talk to your ex or anything like that. It's not going to be awkward, but what we wanna know,

because we have got $100 right here in cold hard cash to give to you. If you have held onto anything, maybe accidentally, maybe deliberately, but you've got something laying around that belongs to an ex and you will give it to us. We'll give you cash for something from your ex. Yeah, yeah.

Off the top of your head, let's just go straight away. Do you have anything from an ex that you might wanna trade in for 100 bucks? I might. What have you got for us? A shirt. A shirt? Yeah, the champion shirt.

It's a shirt? Okay, the only problem is we've already had a shirt so far this week. Sorry, we're just, we were looking for something else. We've had a shirt already traded in. Absolutely nothing else there. A hoodie. We've had a lot of clothes this week. Nothing in sort of electronics or anything.

So I'm pretty stumped. Pretty stumpunt? Yeah. I could give him back his TV if you want. Oh, you have someone's television. Yeah. Okay, well, it's not giving it back to them, but we'll be giving it to us. We just want to buy something. If you just, your ex have like a game console playstation, anything like that?

I gave it back. Oh, you gave, okay, right. You gave back the play playstation? Anything like that? I gave it back. Oh, you gave it back. You gave back the playstation. Everything involved with that? Yeah. Oh, actually, no, I've still got a game. You've got a game?

Yeah. Got a game for you. Okay, you've got a game. Sorry, just clear. I think I just cleared my throat there a little bit. Just a bit of a cough from me. I think we'll take the game. I'm just looking to my adjudicators here in the studio with me. We are, we're going to take the game.

The crap becomes your cash. Oh, box FM. Treating something from your ex. What's the game, Kaitlyn? It's Red Dead Redemption 2, my friend. It's a great one. We are going to take that off your hands. We are going to take your ex's copy of Red Dead Redemption 2.

We're going to give you $100 cash. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. All right, thank you very much. Hey, we'll get our producers to be in touch with you and then I'll hook you up with the money, okay? All right.

Cheers, thank you. Cheers. Beep. Tom, tell me, could you hear that? I did hear that. Sorry, did you cough there? Tom, I thought I heard a cough. I did, thank you very much. My poor valuable and the cold.

Yeah! Alright, I wasn't sure about that. I think the cough was the last time I was like, and then I didn't. I didn't weathe cough. I missed the cough. I missed the cough. I was shocked when I realized I left out there that time. So do we, everyone's winning here. We would genuinely give you extra hundred dollars100. We get Red Dead Redemption

back. Was it Red Dead Redemption 2? Yeah, well, I'll cheer. That's more than 100 bucks a cent. I mean, so much more to play of that game. So you'll find the cables. Now that that's become irrelevant. I'll sort the cables. This is terrific. Thank you very much my friend. Well played. Great work to on the cough. Yes. As well, you know, walking away, I mean, tough situation, but you feel, you'd feel like this is everyone's come out of winner here. I definitely agree. I totally agree with that. Great stuff. Cheers buddy.

Can you tell me, thank you. You didn't want the champion shirt, did he? No, no, no cough. Cheers buddy. Can you tell me? Thank you. I am. You didn't want the champion shirt, did you? No, no. No coffee. No coffee. Listener.