Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 60

Episode Date: July 10, 2019

1. Power Moves2. Eavesdrop song3. Fly Guy4. Lost special skills5. Backspace Boy6. Upset Andy7. Incredible drops

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi to all and a hoi To-You-Han. Thank you soo, Hoi To-You. A Hoi To-You-Jack-O. Hoi.

And a Hoi To-Jo in Ireland who has told us through the very simple way to navigate of just uploading some audio on the website, www.hamishname.com Stop the touch file. What he is up to today. Oli Boys, Joe here from Ireland. He's got my wife, we're expecting a baby soon. So this morning in preparation, I'm making my routine even more efficient

rather neat and porridge and toast separately. I just poured the porridge between two slices of toast and now it's a lovely toasted porridge sandwich I can eat in the go. Fast and loose. It's the new up and go. Parridge sandwich. It sounds so gross.

No, it sounds pretty good actually. Principal Gunn Parage it is. I did a bananas, cinnamon honey, toast to... Parage toastie? Definitely. You know what he should do. It might not tell me what to do.

No, what do you do? No, you can tell me what to do. Probably a bit more effort, so it goes against the fast and loose, but a jaffle. And like putting it in a jaffle, so it made the somewhere we're about. You know what I mean? We're it and we're just jamming foods together here. I'm not trying to win the game. Oh, it's got the side of the toast, isn't it? Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Grab it. Eat it quick so it doesn't.

Hey, may I kick this show off today with power moves? Yes. Great. So I know you probably have a few waiting to go. We can always say, me, that now the week to week it becomes difficult to select. Hmm. What's going to go in? And the problem is like five hours ago I might have seen one, but then you see another one earlier.

Yep. You can often just go with the one that's in your mind. Yeah, at the moment. And there's so many great ones that come in. And thank you to everyone that submits. And I don't want to be appeared to be favoring people, but this one came direct to my inbox, not through the, the, through the aimishane.com. How?

Because it's from our favorite actor. Jeremy Irvine. Jeremy Irvine. Favorite, favorite, human actor. Human actor, he was our favorite human actor in Warhorse, the film, the Steven Spielberg. The horse was our favorite. Horse actor.

Yeah, well, I'd say I analyzed that. Chips, the horse. I'm not sure if it was chips. Double check that, sir. That's it. Don't pretend. Check it. Jeremy Irvine just said,

can I put forth a couple of power moves for the group? Yes, he can, of course. In his downtime while filming the New Jason Born TV series. He's doing a TV series. You think TV series? Yeah, he's doing it for his input of F. So he wants his for the group to see if either of them would be good enough for the coffee table book. Right.

First one he said, Legendora Sully reckons, not sure. Yep. He said, if people are telling you a fact, use the saying, I think I'll be the judge of that. It feels like something your dad would do a lot. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. He didn't exactly that. I think that's good because she walks away wondering if she's going to be the wager. I think it's definitely an asshole move. It is an asshole move. It puts you in position of power to judge someone's position and name. This one is one he's been enjoying on set at the moment and we'd work in any workplace.

He's seen with another actor, wait until there's a break and then quietly say, don't listen to them, I think you're doing great. Yeah, great. It's right there with the old, I don't care what anyone says. There's, yep, I don't think you're a tie-dance. LAUGHTER Good, really good. So nice to hear from Jers again.

Well, I've seen you from Jers, for over a human actor. Good to see you still going strong too. Yeah. We, of course, will be watching the series of Aided Breath. Yep. And I, this, I quite like this, is from Patrick. And he credits his brother. His brother Connors come up with this one. And when you're out with a mate and you meet people, brackets, i.e. girls at a bar.

So this is a power move that might be covered by many. It is an Alzheimer's. Tell the people that you've met, that your mate does a perfect impression of someone he can't do an impression of. So jump on board and peer pressure him with you, he'll have to have to have to hear the winger perfect impression or back down and look shine, we're giving you the alpha position. I felt this today, it was a little bit of an ailments of it when you guys were asking me to do a Simpsons impersonation. And I nailed my mark.

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. Hain very good. Matthew Wilmot writes in, and I love this one, because it's planned power. Good. He says, I've just seen one of the biggest power moves ever.

On an online platform for university, He says, I've just seen one of the biggest power moves ever. On an online platform for university, you have to access folders created by the professor. For instance, lecture notes, assessments, practice exams. He said, we all just opened the folder recently and there was a folder in there that says subfolder, final exam answers. He said, of course all the students are thinking,

gee, this could be a mix up, I must take advantage of that. As we opened that folder, a clip of Rick Astley, saying, singing, I'm never gonna give you up, came up and the lecture is the winner. A classic, real rock. Yeah. Yeah.

Very, very good. I mean, that's a Hall of Famer. That is a Hall of Famer. From Phil. Phil brackets the legend. So already get the idea that Phil's the kind of guy that's looking out for ways to increase his power. You guys look, can I let you know about a great power move I've been working on at work?

Because I've got a project manager who likes to book in meetings at 8.30. Clearly knowing that I arrive on the site at 8.45 or arrives into the office at 8.45, that's his start time. I guess I saw this as a blatant arsehole power move by the manager because he's trying to drag him in early. He goes, so I've been fighting back with my own power move where I come in at 8, uh, 10 minutes late.

But then without, I assume without the projectman he's just seeing him. But then sit at my desk and send an email, quickly send an email saying, ready when you are. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha James Greg is this fellow's name 2G's at the end of Greg not at the start. Be a weird surname. But yeah Greg with 2G's in meaning that it's definitely a surname. Yeah, not Greg. It's a 3G title. 3G's title. You go see a same amount of Jesus every other little bit. Best exerciseised when enjoying a delicious treat. There's always that person that comes along and says, Hey, what do you got there?

Or can I have a bite? Those are the two questions. One leads to the other. Big time. Casually responding with, you wouldn't like it. Leaves them in no position. That's good. To try and go for it. Leaves them in no position. That's good. Try and go for it.

Yes, I would. Yeah. Can I finish on this end, though? Yes. I love this power move because it is a helping hand to a situation that's got to be one of the classic passive aggressive battlegrounds of all time, the armrest on a plane.

Okay, look, for situations when you have got the middle seat on an airplane, so that's the toughest seat to have because you face enemies on Eastern West Front. So you're fighting two battles at once. Even for Sun Zoo, he would have struggled to strategize the perfect art of war to try and figure out how to win both armrests because if the if the person next to you has got one of the

Got one of the armrests if the person on the aisle side has got one Strategically get up to go to the toilet or just walk up to the toilet when you come back They have to Get up allowing you a moment. You sit down first. Reese's pal. I like it. It guarantees you, yeah, at least one arm wrist. Nice bro. Hey, I'm having done one of these for a while, but you and I, we used to particularly in cafes. Yeah.

If we heard a conversation, I mean, started New York years and years ago, 2011 whatever that was, we did the show, you know, we were living in New York for a while, we would do the show from your loft, your layer. And we'd overhear a lot of stuff in New York and carry it on from there. And some people's conversations, so iconic and often so stereotypical, they're great, that it's worth just to write them down verbatim. That was the rule. You had to note verbatim, what was being said?

True. And it helps because sometimes we do work from a cafe and you've got your laptop open, and you can just jump onto a new file. Had to jump on an opportunity. I was dropping keys off to Beck at a nail salon during the week. And there were three groups of girls all getting their nails done for a nail salon

to arrive for an upcoming formal. Great. There's some of the best teams dropping in the world. I've been, I've done a bit of, you know, quite husband sitting in the nail salon just going, what is this place? There's always that one guy that's really into pedicures. Yeah.

About 55. So I was with Beck, and I said, sorry Beck, I'm just gonna have to stop listening to you and listen to this and take down the notes. And we were tucked away in a corner, back and I said sorry Beck. I'm just gonna have to stop listening to you and listen to this and take down the notes And that we were tucked away in a corner back an eye and so I could hear these groups of girls Talk about a predicament. Yep for their upcoming photo formal right Husker for all high school for all I've wrote it wrote down the the exact Conversation do I have my lyrics? Yeah, I've sent it to you. papalus papalus yeah one moment yep got it so I will be girl one in this situation okay and you will be girl two and there's as per normal jack will be

the narrator and we you're gonna put it to music we'll do a live one take one take one take okay here we go. Let me just quickly read a hit. Oh good, got it. This goes after those girls I imagine. Oh my God, did you hear about Georgia? No. What's happened? The poor thing, she's got bronchitis and tonsillitis, and a cold. And what's even worse is,

she was meant to be hosting Priz. Oh my God, that's devastating! So where are we gonna have, please? Hmm, well, well we're going to Ruby's now. Obviously, Georgia's not coming to the formal, but it's super orcs, because she still wants to come to praise. Oh, well, she can't come to praise. Imagine if she got everyone sick, imagine. Well, yeah, that's the issue, but she still wants to come to Priz

And wear a mask Yeah, feel bad for her, that she's missing out on the formal But she just can't come to Priz I don't wanna get sick We don't wanna rent Priz Even in the mosque, you don't wanna get sick We don't wanna reprise Heaven in the mosque, you don't wanna sick, sick dog Come and tip her, now I'm freestyling They didn't say dog, but they thought it we all

Don't have that, they thought it was the rightest thing Sorry, sorry, sorry So last line was, she just can't come to praise Then the topic changed and one girl left Cause she was late for a spray tan. That's beautiful. Yeah, brutal for George. So I meant sick as a dog.

Because I think I said this, you don't want a sick dog. Oh right. You know what I mean? You know what my brain was. Yes, sick as a dog, yeah. I mean, I didn't get it. I was too busy trying to stop you at least. Sorry, yeah, just a little clear up. Okay, and now this is a special skill that needed invest. Okay, great.

Is it possible we've found the world's most lethal fly killer with these bare hands, Hayden wrote into the show, special skill, killing flies, brackets, bare hands. Obviously, just in case he thought we'd stop reading there going, yeah, I've had three cans of more tea and I'm deadly. He says, yes, I am faster than a fly. At home, we'd like to leave the doors open to let a nice breeze through the house.

Unfortunately, with all my awesome cooking, brackets, another special skill. Like, yeah, yeah. This attracts many flies. Unfortunately, with all my awesome cooking, brackets, another special skill. Yeah, yeah. This attracts many flies. But I think I'm just cooking. I think I'm just being... He might be doing chores. He might be cooking chops.

Okay. Two flies at any one time in the house is a rule. Any more than that and I'm on the hunt. So he has a lenient policy, so he's sort of like, look, we're all in this planet together. Yeah. No, I'm not just going to kill you for thrills,

but let it be known to the limit. Attached to two photos. One is of three deadflies, brackets five minutes work. Another is a flyer, not what he was involved. Sometimes I leave the deadflies around the kitchen as a warning to any newflies that dev venture inside. Happy birthday, Andy. I hope this skill warrants an eight coin coin.

Now, it doesn't. Here's my question to you, Andy. I mean, I was reading this. I was enjoying the read. I was just thinking to myself, how do we possibly test this? Like how do we have to get a house and fill it with some flies and he asked, like, is it like some sort of sick post-apocalyptic game show where he's got to find the

flies and kill them? How do we know where the flies are? How do we know there weren't any flies in the house to begin with? Well, I mean, first question of the bat is how are we feeling about animal cruelty when it comes to flies? I think flies are okay. Jack? I mean, I kill flies at home.

I mean, go get those guys out and do it. It's not saying. I know, like unicorns for fun. I know, but if we set up a test, the people are going to go, I mean, I'm that one. It's not saying, I know, like, I'm like, you're unicorns for fun. I know, but if we set up a test, the people are going to go, I mean, I'm fun with them. Don't want to. I'm like, I'm saying, like, we're not going to get a, oh, Peter, I mean, I'm just going to take the call. I'll take the call here. It's flies. How's it? Is that fine? Oh, no, she doesn't want to be drunk. She's a like it. The flies don't have feelings.

They really don't. Well, Louis the fly doesn't that add. But let's remember, this guy's not that these flyers aren't like gruff voiced cartoon characters. These are, I mean, see it, these are flies. Let's not pretend human beings don't have any impact sometimes on flies. Okay.

There's a whole industry set up to, you know, if more teen was the sponsor, we'd be taking the sweet dollar. Yeah, that's true. We'd be taking the money. That's true. We'd be taking, if Mortine was the sponsor, would we be taking the sweet dollar? Yeah, sure. Would we be taking the money? That's true. Would we be taking, if Arrowguard was a sponsor, would we be taking that?

Well, that's repelling, that's not killing me. Oh, yeah, but then it hurts their feelings and they go, oh, I can't, I can't, I can't. Hayden joins us, I see. Hayden, how are you? I'm fine. How are you? Hayden, now, you're obviously swatting flies,

whacking flies, clapping above a fly. Yeah, that's what I want to find out. These are skills that everyone has you grow up with these trying to destroy a fly when it bothers you. Are you out of mid-air Hayden with two hands clapping together, or are you against the window? What's your move? Against the window is pretty easy.

They don't seem to know where they are. Vertical is tricky. So, it's the fly is on a wall, that's a hard one. But it's just on a flat surface, little clapped in the zone, and if it matters at all, I am vegetarian, so I'm on the animal train, but I think I'm fine. There you go. Completely ethical segment. Hey, no. So when you just clap some lines? So you're clapping in mid-air.

I want to say, when you take us inside the mind of a man that can move faster than flies. What are you looking at the way the fly is pointing to anticipate which way it's going to take off? Not so much. It's more about bubble movement, getting in the set position. So having your arms in the right spot really slow. Okay, should take a second. And then bang. So you, I can see you're acting innocent near the fly.

So you act in a non-threatening manner. Oh, totally. Yeah, I'm like, yes, that's a nice. So you're not going down on the fly onto a bench. What? You're the... LAUGHTER You're not going down on the fly onto a bench? What? You're not... You're not... He's showing them, he's relaxing them, but he's not... You're not squashing down.

It's better. No, well, it's there on like a player, if there on like food or sitting on a co-op or something, you're gonna man. You can't squash okay. Yeah yeah yeah so you care about collateral damage as well. Oh cool. So there's a surgical strike on the floor. If we put six flies in a room, how long would it take you to deliver us six corpses? Well once you start first finding the rest will get a little bit stirred up. Well it really Is there communication? I don't know, but they go mental. But if you got food around, I'm sure they'll still long enough.

I'll say, okay, say, in my at home, for example, probably comfortably do three minutes. Two a minute. That's impressive. So if we. Oh, that's impressive. Okay. So if we set up, where do you live, Hayden? Yeah, what's... That's what I got.

Okay, so you're a flyer's going in. Now, if we say we were to fly you down to Melbourne, which is where you do the podcast from, any difference with a Victorian flyer or a Queensland fly? Well, I already had a think of the scenario. They might be a bit quicker, they might be a bit slower, could be a bit of me adjusting. Like a cold air fly versus a lazy warm air fly,

could be a little faster. Well, I think if we had six, do we give you? Well, I mean, the other scenario is, you guys are welcome to come up here. You might have noticed a pattern that we prefer to fly people in. Yeah. Yeah.

Hayden, six flies, one room, not a large room, probably a studio size. Yep, we can put him in the board. Yeah, six flies, one room. I'd give him six minutes. Six minutes, four flies. So I was six minutes to kill four flies. Yeah, because I think too much, you just might lose it. Disappear. The door requires there's no escape. There's no escape. We'll make sure there's no air vents. Six minutes, four flies. Four flies,

we need four, confirm. That's the two easy kills. Four confirmed kills. Well, he's saying you do two a minute. So why don't we go, no, I mean, I'll put 10 flies in there mate. Like why are we being so stingy on the flies? Let's put 10 flies in. He's got five minutes to bring back seven kills. Okay, how's that for the terms? Okay, sorry, a lot of minutes. 10 flies. 10 live flies in the room.

Five minutes. Yep. Seven here. Seven kills. Yeah, it should be doable. Yep. Hayden will organize the transportation and Hayden will fill that call from Peter. But I think we'll be good to go. All right, all the best mate.

Make sure we get to the end of their lives that we're about to die natural anyway. Thanks mate. And I, I suppose I come to you slightly had in hand with an admission of defeat or confusion. Yep. I've got a bar fridge in the garage that I used to store beer in. Yes. Can't take heaps, it's a pretty small fridge. It can, it can't even really take a slab, you have to take all the beers out. Oh, I really, I can take three, six packs and then you

squeeze a few other ones in. Okay. Now it's one of these, it's like a classic, like, you know, small white bar fridge and the upper right hand corner is the freezer. Freezer. Yeah. That you might better get a tray of ice cubes in. But you know what it means, like a little cupboard. It's a freezer. It's generally just for the ice cubes. Yeah, you wouldn't, maybe an ice pack. Sometimes I remember at primary school, I think we had a bar fridge and that's where the ice pack was.

Anyway, that's the kind of fridge I'm talking about. I got to get some beers yesterday to get a six pack out and they've been in there for days and they're warm. Now the lights on, everything the dials are right, then I notice the freezer bit is completely solid with ice. I think the fridge has frosted over but I remember this being a thing when I was growing up we're mum and dad we're frosted fridge. We're

on dad like I know we've got to defrost the fridge. What does that mean? What is that? Because I've never lived in a time we've always had a frost across the fridge. Yes. What does that mean? Like, what is that? Because I've never lived in a time we've always had a frost-free fridge. Yes. It's ever since I moved out like I had it across the fridge for my, and the fr- We had a fridge and a big sized freezer,

like the size of the fridge freezer next to it growing up. Yeah. Because mums, family, all farmers, and they'd send meat down, so we had to always keep the meat for like a month. And I did a frost of freezer. And what I could gather was like every time we open,

air goes in and obviously air cools down and water is in the air and hence creates frost and then frost builds and builds and builds and builds. And would that be stopping my fridge from, because it's like obviously it's so jammed in that freezer. Yep. The fridge now is a warm cupboard with this ice lock in the corner. Yeah.

Is that a defrost the freezer situation? Of defrost the fridge? I'm not sure. Do we have someone that, I mean, I've asked, I've asked Mark, radio, Mark, to go through our podcast. Well, there's people that filled out the form and simply, and I don't know's to be agist, but simply find someone that's older than us.

He's found Greg, who I believe is 60. Do you have a dial for the freezer and a dial for the fridge? No. It's just a dial for the whole thing and I turned it up, colder. Yep, to the colder. Which doesn't seem to have helped. No, it just seems to have been.

Do I have to get in there with a chisel and a hairdryer or something to melt that out? Yeah, well, let's confer with Greg, but I... Greg, we're Greg or Hoi? Yeah, Greg, see, yeah. Greg, thank you, mate. I guess it's a calling you as sort of a white head. A white head. My dad's in Japan at the moment. I guess I'd call dad normally.

I've got a bar fridge. Did you hear what we were just talking about there? It was Radio Mark getting you on the phone. No, that's fine. I heard what you're talking about. You sort of fridges and frizzes and freezing up and getting hot and getting cold. Yeah. Why is my bar fridge hot? Um, the little contraption inside of the little cupboard.

The tiny little freezer cupboard. That's completely full of ice now. All right. So that's probably pretty easily explained, I think, because the reason it freezes up because the probability of circulation of the water is not coming through and so you've really got to remove that cover and sort of just let it turn it off for probably 10, 15 minutes, turn it back on and put the cover back on. I think you'd be pretty much covered then, mate.

Well, switch on, switch off to the... Greg, I was about to say the same thing. What we had to do was we had to turn it off completely. Yeah, right. And then you could either just leave it off and wait for the ice to melt with the door open or get in there and chip away, which I mean, he's not gonna do

like in the audience face right now. That's what I knew. Yeah. That's what I mean. So maybe, maybe, you know, you don't have to go to expense getting new one when that's only problem. He will. So he will, Greg, he's a cost toucher that comes in. No, he hasn't.

Well, you could go to the auction. I might do that. I might go and get a spare part because things is valuable. Yeah, that's right. You know, dollar, penny saved is a penny rate, isn't it? Greg, do you have a bar fridge? Yes, I've got a bar fridge and... I'm gonna say because I think there'll be one on the front lawn and I'm gonna say, which is nature strip soon. No, no, no, no. In the hard rubbish.

It seems like it's gonna work. We'll fix this baby. We're gonna get in there. I have had a fridge before that we had a fridge freezer like a fridge up top freezer down below when I was in the chair house. First one we ever bought. That completely froze over in the freezer, but it didn't have fricking the fridge in capacity because they're in different cupboards. I suppose it depends when you're in a chairhouse who's got the freezer section, who's got the fridge section. I mean, I haven't lived in that chairhouse now for six years, but I could call up John

and go, I think it's your turn to do the fridge. I mean, he's pretty vague. From time to time, you might just wander over to my house and do the freezer in the garage. I'm Greg, thank you so much for your time. That's a great guy. Nice to have a wife. I really know nothing about the fridge.

Oh, you came across well. Yeah. Oh, I did, I had a good idea. What would be your preferred area of expertise in case we get you on again? I'm a general option here, I sell trucks and tractors and... Good to know. Yeah, I play with machinery and...

Fridges. What could you pick up a wheat thrasher for these days? A wheat thrasher sort of, you know, whipper without the horses. With? A whipper horses, so you know, there's a chap here that has a draft horses I'd probably have to get them on a rental basis but I've always weak trashes probably probably around it three and a thousand dollars without the draft horses that's where we would append it yeah thank you Greg thanks so much for the market saying nice to have a wise head in this show for a change and we

might ring you in the future if we've got any other things we need. Yeah well that's yeah I'm here all the time and so that yeah my children call me all the time so there's no reason. When you say I'm here all the time Greg do you mean me your phone? Yeah yeah yeah. Oh it's not my phone. Thank you Greg we appreciate it. Thanks mate. Okay.

Bye. Good luck with five. activity or an action you undertake, but you're doing it to a professional level, the verging on a superhuman level, if what you say is true. I'll read out what he wrote, Ken Backspace to the exact letter slash space on a word dock. Now, we're talking about here holding down the Backspace key, so you're getting that fast-paced, multiple-delete, and we said the run-on, essentially. And we said it can be on any computer. Yep, yep. One more open to it. So that was that's the exciting thing for me. A lot of people could get used to their home ground advantage. They may have it. That's a slower back space. I've got my MacBook

Pro here not sponsored because it's not what would love to be. She's yeah I mean it's not this. This is MacBook Pro. It'd be very interesting getting one. Just a 15 inch fully spec'd out. Yeah, she is. This is from a few years ago, so you're slowing down now. But I've just realised that, you know some of you do backspace and after a while, is that just on phones? I've been doing the word. The whole word.

No, word documents, it just stays at a consistent, correct? Correct, I check that overnight. What are you backspacing at your job? Like what stuff? Just general reports, that sort of thing. When you work, kind of feel to you in. Ah, so social work. Right, yep.

So you might write something and then go hang on on second ports. Pretty much. You use the backspaces. You use the steppingest through it. Yeah. And so you find it's great for undoing the last few things you've written. So you can write something else. Yeah, pretty much.

He's usually the traditional way. Good, good, good. Tom, the way it's going to work is there'll be three challenges as set up by Hamish. He's got the document set up with some information on it. Yep, but what I've done is I have gone to the internet and cut and pasted, or copy and pasted from Wikipedia, Jack posts Wikipedia page.

Now, a lot of your radio show history with us from back in the radio show days are on here like cool boys in the front man. So what I'm gonna do is you can see this in front of you now Tom, we've got a bunch of paragraphs here about Jack's past. I am gonna pick a paragraph and then we will pick a letter to delete back to. We've just got like one line up, so we're not here for hours.

I'll open it. Okay, so I'm going to pick this paragraph. Along with the radio show, post made many appearances in the Konnijuers TV shows, post made appearances as the show's Butler and Hamish and Andy's Gap year in 2011, 2012, incorrect. Post also made a cameo on the second episode of the second season of True Story with Hamish and Andy, that is correct. I'll put it at the end of that sentence. Yep.

I want you to delete back to the end of the word post here. So stop here just to the end of the two or just get him to take off the T. So POS. I see, yeah. Well, let's have a little haircut on post. Yeah. POS, want you to stop it out. All right, before you go, Tom, we're gonna give you three of these.

I think you need all three to earn yourself a coin. Is that fair? It's only a one coin coin and offer. That's fair. It's fair, let's jump into it, Jack. Backspace boy is right! Or wrong, we'll see. You like that, Tommy?

Love that. Did you get Backspace Boy a lot at work? It's semi-regulied. B-S-B. Now we've got all this set up to film. I'm going to do it in slow-mo. I might film this on my phone, because I actually think I would love to see this in slow-mo.

Tom, is it bothering... Is it your... Is it your body? Yeah, if I'm just slightly hovering over your hand in Slime. No, it should be right, should be right. Lovely. Okay, the cursor is in position. Great. You know what to get to?

Back, we want to take the T off that post. Yep. All right, he goes. He's started, I could see. Okay, done. He's got... Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. He landed it just at the T. He landed it just...

No! No! No! I am going to say something. And here it is. Yes. Because I'd copied and pasted a hyperlink. It threw in.

It didn't delete the hyperlinkpollink, did it? Yeah, it started at the... It leapt past the high-pollink and dragged it with it. And I think you'd have an argument to say that distracting. So the cursor wasn't eating up all the words, like... Live, it just did it, it did it. It was dragging something along behind it. Right.

And that I'm willing to say... I wasn't going to bring it up. See what you have. Watch this. Watch what I'm going to do here. Okay. I'm willing to say. I wasn't gonna bring it up. See what you have. Watch this. Watch what I'm gonna do here. Okay. I'm gonna delete the high point. We're now gonna clean into the tendency, don't we?

Yeah. And you've got a chance to put that delete key pedal to the metal and try and land it back on and cut off the tea. Cut off the tea. There will be no second chances after this, but that was our fault. Yeah.

Is there a difference between the pace that a space comes off versus a letter? Or do you think it's all the same? I think it's pretty much the same. I've been jumped a little bit. One character's character? You're pretty much. Because you think you're an O who gives you plenty of time. Well, question.

Question, yeah. Is it W more of a shot? Because suddenly there's a huge amount of real estate that's managed? Or is it I that would be more of a shot? Well, is that more of a shot? Because it's a little bit of real estate that's managed or isn't I that would be a little bit more of a shot because it's a little bit that's vanished and you have the curse it hasn't moved much suddenly on the next one. I know where you are. I would say O's and W's would be amongst the biggest shots you could in care. Yeah probably yeah. What are your thoughts? O's or I'd go for an O. Yeah a bit, yeah, a bit more space. That comes down or that shocks you more.

It comes down. Oh, I was right. Right. We are going back in Tom focused on... Go approximately 12 words to delete. And then land it, delete the T off post. Go. He's put up a mirror, he's flying, and he's coming up, he's coming up, he's three words, edit three words out. He's landed it on the T again.

He's landed it on the T again. He's landed it on the T again. He's landed it on the T again. He's landed it on the T again. He's landed it on the T again. He's landed it on the T again. I just wonder whether... He's doing it.

Whether he can do it, no. Do you think, when you're practicing, are you trying to cut off words or are you... He's so good that he always does a full word, because you never delete word, was he? Generally, it'd be like the exact start of a word, so I think I think that's the end of a word. I think that between the full stop and the next word.

So it's uncommon for you to cut a letter off one word. It is, frankly. Yeah. And I think that's been done. We're asking you to shoot cans off someone's head. But you're really, you're in Olympic target shooter. You're like, look, I do deal with accuracy. I just don't do it this way.

Yeah. Tom, we'll give you a token of no value. All right. Thanks so much for coming in. I'm glad we didn't fly you. We found out two weeks ago. I'm glad that you're in Melbourne. I'd like to see you go again.

All right. For fun. Yeah. He is. In his own time, well, we're going to record this one. I think we'll record this. What about this line? Post was criticized by Blake and Lee

after he's like a stage presence in the halfway to the top door in 2016. You know the story. You're going to start at the end of 2016 and we're going to go back to the sea, the middle sea of criticized. Oh, okay. Just for fun. He told me. He said yourself about to press. Eyes should calm you. Good luck. I know, sorry, I'll shoot you.

He's zooming back through the woods. You can imagine now. I'm seeing quite a lot. We're seeing letters delete before I hurry on. He just took off the other. He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! Again, for glory. I've got it for glory, yeah. You need to take me to stick, sorry Tom.

Sorry Tom. I'll take that. I'm not like if you've bold to no balls, I'm not going to get excited when you put it on the pitch. I am because you're bold, a perfect Yorker. Thank you very much. I mean that was really beautiful I'm so happy to see that with my own eyes. I would go

One for glory. I'm gonna do it a little quick one here. I'm gonna go for the end find landed on that. Oh, I keep the oh Here we go. Oh Which is three love of us terrible. That's all done. Thank you. I was about, and I was too let us off. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ And you've seemed a little... Chipper? Lightly? Not upset enough?

Oh, yeah, okay. I've set him, yeah. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Everything is neat and practical Because that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy! And can I say a few visual ones today?

Sure. This comes in from a wonderful... I'd like... Sorry, Hamdik, how you are. But I'd like it just towards the end of the year again. Just set me on fast and lose. To do another delight, Andy. I forgot about that. It wasn't very good. People sent... I had one sent in the year again. So that's set me on fast and less? To do another delight, Andy. Oh, I forgot about that.

It wasn't very good. People sent, I had one sent in the other day. Yeah. You know, not, Oh, the reactions, I mean, what delighted you. It was about just a neatly-sacti swather, was it? Yeah. Yeah, it was about, it was about cards being placed correctly

in the tribute pursuit. They, the right way around. Right, right, right, right, in place. I'll take care. Spin them around. Fussless. You don't have to worry about it. Well, just you guarantee you're not going to read the same thing when you open it up. You know where the last game started.

Subgame. Part of the fun. Okay. And a subcodeship from Scott. You know on some computers, perhaps older computers or or maybe PC kind of situations. There's a very, very big monitor plug, VGA monitor plug that's got like 19 pins. And so many pins on the side that there's those two bits,

you have to screw in as well to fasten it. Scottie's just sent us a closer to his laptop. He doesn't screw him in, maybe he doesn't have time. Too fast and loose. Does that annoy you not seeing that how unscrewed out those they are? I would probably screw him in the my laptop, but I would have the medicine to hide.

You would get a mini wrench. Unless annoyed, or upset about that on a laptop situation, if it was in a desktop, I would get the feeling the other end is in a desktop and he's loving it. He, I would snap those screws out. It was quite permanent. Yeah, I definitely want to see him screw the screws over.

Yeah, well no, obviously the manufacturers didn't. Oh, you can't trust them all the time. I mean it's got 19 pins, it's not coming out. It's got any, if any plug doesn't need it, it's those ones. What's Nick? Tim, Tim Ohoy, have you got something that might upset Andy? Yeah, good day guys. Firstly, commiserations, Andy on the inferior penis. Uh, thanks, you're welcome.

You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. No, I am trying. Thank you, as well. I can indirect thank you, Tim, and my, the compliment or the commiserations for it's an implied compliment to me, but I am trying to move past that. Yeah, sorry, Tim.

Tim, go for it. You know, when you've done your fresh laundry, it's all ironed and neatly folded on the bed. And all the clip that there is, put it away in the drawers. So you pick up your shirts or your jokes and your chuck them in there. And you go to push the drawer shut. And just that top one gets caught in the drawer. And you look at it for maybe half a second and you go to push the draw shut and just that top one gets called in the draw. And you look at it for maybe half a second and you just walk away. No you don't.

You don't. You would never have been chucking anything. Yeah, but it's made. It's one tiny regularity and otherwise perfectly closed set of draws. The one part where team is actually more uptight than me in that story, I'd never iron my t-shirts. Yeah, well, but if they're sticking out of it, you'd fold story. I'd never iron my t-shirts. Yeah, woo. But if they were sticking out of it, you'd fold them. I'd fold them very well quickly.

You'd fold them. Yeah. You got to fold them pretty much straight off the dryer or out of the dryer, because then they don't get a crease free. Fast and loose, Andy. Fast and loose. It is me, President, President Tim. I, my policy for t-shirts is don't stuff them too hard. If I keep a loose jumble in my drawer,

I don't think the weight of the t-shirt or the weight of the t-shirts will crease it. So I just got a soft jumble. Soft jumble. So no ironing. Yep, I'm not doing it. Just got a ton of iron, mate. Well, I doubt plug it in.

I don't have a ton of ironing. But even the ton to monitor the dry cycle. Yeah. Yeah. 90 minutes. I don't know where I'm going to be in 90 minutes. Yeah. All right.

Liam, a hoi, Liam. Hoi, boys. How do you say Andy? No need. Good man, Liam. Liam, upset this poor sweet boy. It's actually me that's the upset Andy in the situation. I might go from a little bit too fast and lose my life in.

He's recently got a table kind of table and I've put it in her living here. It's funny like dining tables and chairs with characters in the area. What are we in for a ball to get lost? What she does is when a ball goes out of play and bounces off. Instead of getting that ball, she just got the new one straight away. I hate that. Oh yeah. It does it over and over again and it keeps going.

Can I find a ball there? No, no, no. No, sub game. Because what you put a sub game. What you're living yourself wide open to is people coming around and you're not having I would find them all 4? Yeah, exactly. No, no, guys, I just wanted to say happy birthday Andy. Good, you're my key. So I was going into work the other day and I am over done with my browser on my phone and rather than typing anything into my address bar, I just decided to open up a new tab. Cool. So I now currently have about 50 tabs that I've been... 50 tabs? ...because I can't really be bothered to open up another tab on my web browser.

And you shouldn't, I mean they can handle it. Those new web browsers could handle a thousand tabs. I clean edit tabs. As soon as I've finished with it, I've gone, I'm deleting a tab. I work and I would find tabs in my phone that are open from like, you know, interesting places to eat in Beijing from when we were there in 2008. What was that? It's a really nice here. You can't trust your browsing history. Look at your tabs. It's funny. He said that, Michael, because the other day I realized I had a lot as well,

and I went through and I'd like to leave the horrified you. Clean them out. I'm not horrified you. Jeremy, oh, how do you? Oh, how do you say, Andrew? Go. You're right. I'm just gliding below. Don't actually celebrate them. You say, uh, Go, thank you for lighting the load. Don't actually celebrate them.

So, I'm a uni student and every day when I rock you and I only bring one notebook and when I sit down in my lecture, just flip it over to any random page. Oh, I don't have some notes. You'll find them. You'll find them. You'll find them. Of course you will do me. And you'll find them from great, fast and loose baby. You'll find them. You'll find them from the future, mate. Of course you will, Jeremy.

Hi, you know, it's fine. And, you know, just any subject anywhere, so, it's not a hand. I don't know what to do. I'm on. Right on your hand in reverse, right, because you can see it in the mirror. Man, Jeremy, the thing is your brain,

as a leader of tomorrow, someone that's going to cure a global warming and solve the processes that face mankind. Your brain at the moment does not need to be weighed down by this stupid bureaucracy of having to put notes in order. Just get your learning. I think it's more, it's more, it's more taxing on your brain to have to find the note that you're looking for. Good exercise for that fresh brain.

All right. Reminds me of actually someone DM to be on Instagram with one. I just put back into me to apologize, this person will know who they are, but I off the top of my head can't remember your name. So they've got an upset Andy. For essentially they needed at their work for backups, they've just saved stuff and defaulted on their desktop for some reason. He goes, look, it takes ages to label the folder. He goes, so I'll just create a new folder and then just write just tap his fingers on the keys, name it anything like.

Oh, that's, and he goes, got a hundred of them on the desktop. Oh, randomly named, he goes, so when I need to find a file, it's a bit of fun trying to go back, you know what I mean? He's like, is there any absolute worst on this, a distal fool of folders gobbling. Like, like, what? Hey, that, hey, that. This up, please. Have you got one to a point?

Andy, oh, yeah. A hoi, boys. You were saying Andy. No, you don't. I know you have. Thanks for having me. Okay, mine is that I used to live in a warehouse.

There were four of us, two couples. Yep. And pretty quickly, we lost all of the forks but one. I know who did it, but no one would admit it. And instead of someone just going out and buying a new pack of forks, we just like only one person got to eat with a fork at a time, so it would dinner. It would be like, hey, can I use the fork when you're done or just keep looking at the phone or with your hand?

Totally fine. It had a very rarely will everyone need a fork. It's like a lawn mower. It's like a shovel or a lawn mower. It's a one-use utensil and a spoon will 95% of the time do the job of a fork. It really, what you did. I always gravitate to the spoon now.

It's affected me a lot for now. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. You're telling me you can't eat a steak with a knife and a spoon. Because you can't. You'll hold it down with the spoon. You cut it with a knife, you scoop it up with the spoon. It's actually a smart way to eat it.

Yeah, and that's exactly what three of us did. Everything I hate. Inconvenient, undraditioned. I actually think germs, the fork, is hanging in there based on some sort of outdated way of, you know, tradition of quote, the way things used to be. When a spoon is a very convenient scoop for your mouth. Hey, I'm quickly before we go, I was lucky enough to read this and it's an incredible drop.

Yes. Yes. And long time listeners of this show would know that we don't want to be on the podcast. We may not have. On the radio show we'd bring it out maybe six months tops every six months because they're not people go oh yeah so something for well yeah once and that's not good enough yeah needs to be an incredible drop something dropped and that lands in incredible ways our favorite of all time was a guy walking along

with a long neck of beer at a bottle and And he was in Queensland, it was a warm night. It had a huge information. Julie coded long neck. Julie's side, he was walking along the footpath. It slipped out of his hand. On the river, on the returning, he swigged, and the return, the return of the hand to a casual position.

Yeah, slipped out of his hand. He meant him of the bottle continued through his hand. Hit flush on the bottom, and then just bounce back up and he caught it in the same stride and that's a great Yeah, that's incredible drop that is insane Ben joins us now Ben a hoi Oh, oh boy. I'm going oh, I'm minding me that this segment exists I thought the people had perhaps forgotten but what what actually is more true Is that it takes time to find one good enough to be in the podcast.

And I feel like you've done that. There's no universe that exists where you could have an incredible drop every week. No. Because by their sheer nature, they are one in a million events. Yes. And Ben, I don't know what yours is, but can I just say from the bottom of my heart, up front, thank you. Thank you for bringing this back into everyone's life. Be and explain to everyone the situation. So this drop up the other day, having a very classic technique situation.

So we had the rug, the chairs, the body going. Unfortunately, what we didn't have was a table. So you can really put down like any of your food or drink that to hold it Which is what my dad was doing. He was sitting in one of the chairs and he was holding Homies in one hand crackers in the other I'm really enjoying them lovely. Yeah, quick question Ben E a foldable full-size camping chair you can get the short leg versions How far off the ground was he on a normal leg or a shorter, smaller camping chair leg?

No, these were normal legs, but he was pretty high up. Yeah, enjoying himself. Regular height up. A homest in one hand, in a packet, and crackers in the other. Yep. So as he was holding them, something has distracted him.

So in this distraction, he has dropped this open tub of hummus. I know. And it's headed straight for the brand new rug. And so I saw this happening, my dad's what happening. We both knew, you know, this was not good. Hummus, very oily, very thick. It's going to ruin this rug. It's brand new tub of hummus. You know, like, that's why you're running for the flow. I mean, the rug is going to ruin this rug. It's a brand new tub of homeless. You know, like, that's a brand new rug. I mean, the rug is going to ruin the homeless. The homeless are ruined. The rug is initially assured destruction situation. Was it tumbling, spiraling, floating, how did it fall? It was, it was a rotation. So it was, it was heading, yeah, rotating basically. So heading down, so rotated over and heading homestown. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right.

But what happened when my dad opened the homestead, he was very focused on getting to the homestead, eating the homest, not worrying about where the lid should be going, so he's just chucked the lid on the ground and that's lying there. Yeah, and with the what's happened? The hummus has landed upside down on the lid completely sealing it Recealing hummus That is unbelievable. That is the equivalent. I mean you just just, that, you can't think of a greater one.

No. If I were like, if you're in the trenches at war, you take the pin out of the grenade, you go to throw it, you fumble the grenade, it rolls around, it lands back on the pin. And it seals itself back up. It's incredible. It's of course incredible. It's a great way for Finnish swings podcast, and thanks very much for reaching out. We're going to send you a token of no value for that. Yeah, we are going to send you a token of no value.

Yeah, the first time we've done it, it's all cool, I think. Yeah, amazing. Worth it. Incredible drop. This week, catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.