Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 63

Episode Date: July 31, 2019

1. Super Smash rap 2. Super Smash battle 3. Upset Andy 4. Gum connoisseur Chris 5. Hamish & Andy goes crime 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi to what I believe be a nervous Hamish, I'd imagine. Feeling good, my friends. A good big competition coming up.

Huge competition today, all those Nintendo switch fans that have chained in. Not my preferred gaming platform, something I actually had for my child's son. But something I myself, last episode of the show, put my hand up and said to Mike, the most was here, Radio Mike, I said, you carry on a lot about this game, Super Smash Bros. It's, as for people who are into last episode, it's a bunch of all the characters, the classic arcade characters, they sort of fight each other, street fighter style. I said, look, you carry on about this game, is it any good? He said, listen, it's the greatest thing that has ever happened on a gaming console of all time.

Yep. He adores it, he adores the game, he then taunted me a bit, and he said, you can play him, however, you won't be very good, like I'm the best in the world. And that's where this we got to. And we got to, and I said, I'm going away with my family this weekend. Last weekend, we had a little trip to the snow. I think, because I'm taking away the switch,

if I buy this game, I could get good enough in one way again to just beat you at least once out of 10 games. That's coming up in a moment, but I'm gonna say a hoiter or more relax, Jack, then Hamish, because obviously, you don't have to worry about any kind of competition. I'm not worried. I'm the same as you, mate.

And a hoiter, Derek, he obviously used the Hamish netty website to be able to upload. He'll be having an afternoon nap to recover. And, Ahoy Derek, he obviously used the Hamish Nadi website to... Oh, he's having an afternoon to recover. ...to upload some audio. What he's up to today. Ahoy, Hamish Nadi and Jack. This is Derek from Calgary, Canada. Today I'm going to go for a 40 kilometer run in preparation for my 100 mile race.

Followed up with a few beers and a lot of food. Cheers. A hundred mile race. It's a Biggie, it's an ultra. He's a I thought ultra's 100k. Oh there's biggies 100 bar bad water 100 Yeah, it's a big 160 guys. So the two comparing what he's got ahead of him versus what you've got ahead of you Yeah, but two competitors on the brink of greatness Isn't that crazy he's going for 40k run? Why wouldn't you do 42 and just say I did a marathon today? Yeah right. So frustrating to fall too short. Anyway that's how Gully is. He deliberately stopped short of a marathon. Hey no let's bring Mike in. Mike

bring mate of Mike in. Radio Mike come on in. He's so excited about this. I've never seen him. You are actually nervous though Mike. Hey there guys thanks again for having me. I am very nervous. You've got a super smash-bross club T-shirt on. It's actually super smash-bross, which is short for brothers. But I am wearing a T-shirt. I just thought I'd get right into the spirit of it today. Oh, man. Smash club.

I'm feeling pretty nervous, because I realize when listening I can see you do. I came in really confident last week. And now I'm like, well, hey, Mish is actually like, at least he's not an idiot. I think you're LaGrey Andy. And he could have had something up. He sleeve that was. And I think he's slow. He's been playing this thing that I instead of learning about the game last week, I

instead have secretly been in love with this game. And I've no, I think what happened was you tried to like set out an illusion that you weren't really playing and you were having family fun time and that kind of thing. Oh, this last week, him and I was away. Yeah, yeah, but I think you were secretly playing. Oh, that was the plan to go. So I downloaded it after the show last week. I went down like it.

You have to buy it. I had to buy it and download it. Okay, I've got the physical copy, but it doesn't really matter. Oh, you are younger than me, but yet I've done the more futuristic thing, which is keeping my game on the cloud. So, sorry, Grandpa, not everyone needs the SD card. Maybe we've got one of the cheap switches that can't have a forhand or physically the memory.

I'm going to really show, baby, so I'll less think. You can get that, you can see. I thought they were much smaller than the cartridges, but you store it on the hard drive, which is what I did. I've got a good plan, home, got it fast internet. I downloaded it. I don't actually have fast internet. It took eight hours to download.

I had to do it. So I lost one night of training, because it went overnight. The annoying thing is to, because I've got this Nintendo switch thing for my son. I must have set up an account, because we haven't really played it for a year, and it's just sort of recently come back

into the attention of the family. Yep. I must have set up an account, because I was like so played it for a year and it's just sort of recently come back into it the attention of the family. I must have set up an account because I was like so sure it was for him, a child's toy, not a grown-up's toy. Somehow on the account I've set it up as a kids account. So I can't do anything with it because it needs a parents permission. So I spent the first night trying to treat the Nintendo into believing that I was the adult, not a kid. Is that a thing? You have a kids account? Yeah, I believe so. Have you got a grown-ups account or a kids account?

I think I'm on grown-ups account. I bought it with my own money, so. I saved up for ages. Right. And it would have been interesting if I'd crunched in up all flakes do I buy this special game? Okay, so how did you go? Well, here's the thing, at the same time, I noticed in the store there's all these other games. So I bought Pacific Raid, which is like a World War II game,

pretty fun. And I tried to buy Cricket 19, ran out of memory there, so that's still pending and download. Because I knew I had to focus on Super Smash Bros. Here's the thing, started playing it, and boy, oh boy, I see what you mean. It's so cool. it's really fun isn't it. I'm sensing a hint of sarcasm. No no it is I understand the game you play characters

and you like do moves and stuff and smash each other. I tried to focus on one character who you go. Yeah I was wondering who you'd go with. Donkey Kong. Good because he's easy to beat. Good luck mate. Well he's here's the thing, Mike. It's a worst snack down the day. Here's the thing, Mike. I want him to agree with me getting too many tips. I want you to know that I'm full invested in this competition. I got on Donkey Kong.

I was playing it going, yeah, great. I'm going to do really well here. But as I mentioned, I was away with doing some family time. I think before we have our contest, because we got the next door is ready to go, 10 games, ready to play, there's something that I need you to be across because I wasn't the snow on the weekend. Not a big deal, I just think it's important you be across it.

I've put it in the form of a song for you. Great. I think Jack's got it now here at the check-out. Ah, ah, ah. The stage is set. It's the Smash Bros. Joule. The Nintendo game, you think is really cool. Today we'll find it if I could be the master. But before we battle for the crown, there's a couple of things that I gotta put down on the record.

So you have got some context. As you know, I've been away And while away I like to play in the snow With my little family Making sweet memories I was debugging with some crazy speed Yeah that's dangerous but you know me And I crashed and landed

Hobb on my left hand Now as I'm sure you understand To play the switch you need your left hand And I'm top of this A bunch the switch you need your left hand and I'm top of this a bunch of other stuff got in the way of practicing Oh no, tell us about this other stuff My eyes got dry because of altitude couldn't focus on the screen it wasn't good My wife wouldn't let me practice in bed they're clicking your controls

There's a knowing she said the kids filled some honey on mine of the buttons It was all stuck up wouldn't respond to Now there's many more things that stop my plan. But mostly it was a thing with my bus at left hand. Oh, oh, this doesn't excuse us. But this is not a song of excuse. No way. If anything, it's just a list of the truth. No excuses.

A man who desperately wants to play, but he has the left hand of cars or so's hey, will I withdraw? I can't. I won't. I'm in intent, oh, not in intent, don't. So I will say, I will play. Amazing. Even though this is what my osteo, how to say.

Hello, this is Hamish's osteopath. Real osteo. Now Hamish has sustained a significant end injury. She's a doctor. And I've witnessed first hand in the past, he's exceptionally high pain threshold. Technical terms. So you could very well have broken all of the bones in his hand. Damn boy.

And I know you probably want to soldier on. Broken? They've wrote his my professional duty to step in and recommend he must not group an Nintendo switch controller until he has recovered. Sorry. Hand Health must come first. Thank you. Hand health, my last must, last confess. Good luck, hey! You're a hero!

Wow, risking your hand health. So you hear it right? They're giving you a head roll. No excuses or list of things that happen. Really hurt my left hand. Yeah. Dr. thinks it's completely broken. I will still play Ando.

So I zone down in the middle of the song. Are we playing on it? We're playing. Oh, we're playing. I'm just giving you some context. Yeah. I'm going to absolutely play let's do this thing and there's going to be a quick edit here when you first next here is we're going to be in there playing and getting that to let

everyone know the situation because of the toboggany accident feel that there I know feel that ridge I know that doesn't feel very good it doesn't matter that it's not talk it's nothing about it who cares if you front up to play you got to play Let's do this mark shake with my right hand please left hand a lot of paint We pick up the action now with Hamish and radio Mike sitting on a couch in front of the console Which will play Super Smash Bros Both competitors keen to win and hamish pressing on it, Tom that may have, despite terrible handheld. OK, here we are.

Here we are. That was central. Mike, you've put your name in, Hamish, your play-to. I'm sorry to have been playing too. I can't have just shawth and have an X-man. I'm here to do my very, very best. I hope I can.

Yes. And you've got, see, on my version of the game, you've got about 50 characters you can choose from here. I can be over 60. Yeah. On my version, I only have, like, eight. Yeah, why is that? So as you start off with eight characters,

but as you play the game, you unlock all these other characters. So that's something good you can do. I could look forward to should I wish to continue playing in the future. Yeah, I don't want you to think that I'm not completely hooked on this cool game. I'm not really buying that one. What okay? And I can ask a quick favor from you. It just can you wrap my hand on tumble control?

Yeah, there you go. Thank you. I love this. Ouch. Let's do it, ma'am. There we go. All Yeah, there you go, mate. Thank you. Ouch. Let's do it, man. Ah. There we go. All right, there's Donkey Kong.

Press the A button. Ready to fight. First one of 10, good luck to your hand. That's coming, that hand holds out. I really hope it does. Oh, even the rumble of the pack. OK, so it's Donkey Kong versus Nihu's your guy? Nihu's.

I like it looks like a little kid. He's a kid who I saw. You guys are away. Okay, Donkey Kong looks formidable. In comes the kid. Oh gosh. The kid is just fly-kicks donkey on the head. Oh, okay.

Oh, no. Amy's just punching the ground and that's the only way. Neon. Amy's with it. Oh, mate. Really? It's a pretty much... Oh, no. Amy's my... No, that was. Oh mate. Really? Ah. Is it a catch too much? Oh no. Um, hangmas?

Am I smashed? No, that was good, Mike. That was great. I dropped the controller half way through and I didn't see what happened. Oh mate. Hands are good. I don't think I can do this. Really.

Ah, really. Really. It's a pretty accident. Do you reckon? I'll try one more. Try, try another one. I can't use the hand, though, man. I'll try one more try another one I can't use the hand no man I'll try using my nose I'll try I'll try using my nose

Let's feel that ridge on the back of my hand Is that the shim be there in flame? Should make me there Here we go Okay, radio mics are tiny character versus Hamish the big donkey Kong and they're away I'm gonna have to jump in here and I don't want to see my I want to keep going no, I don't want to see my mate in pain

That's a 4-foot bike. I'm supposed to buy it now, I'm going to. Well, until my hand recovers, I'm supposed to buy it. I'm so much frightened. I don't want to take anything away from how good you are at this game. I completely beat me in my condition. There's no denying that. I have a broken hand and you beat me. You, the expert with all the experience, beat the guy with the broken hand, that played these nose. Can I just say it didn't look like you knew

any of how the game worked at all? Oh, sorry mate, I'm blacking out with pain because you're forcing me to play with a broken hand, but that's your opinion as you said. And you can't really lie. Ah! And mate, thank you for just keeping coming into the bow. Because that...

I thought I was okay, but I guess I wasn't. And the doctor and my osteo, who literally said, do not do this hand health comes first. I'm just sorry I didn't jump in earlier as it may, I should've known that you were keeping it. I think what I hope, that by stupidly playing and ignoring what my osteo is said, I haven't done permanent damage to my hand

that post bones, you know, longer. Yeah. Because maybe I could have played next week if I just let it heal to now. Yeah. We know it's been. I don't know when. No one does.

Hey! Congrats, Mark. Thanks, guys. I'm finished, but you got two bill up on me. Hey, despite everything I had a great time, we should definitely play even if it's just for fun. Oh, yeah, man, I'll just... I just promised I just...

I promise this wasn't because I started playing and went, oh, this is pretty boring. LAUGHTER So when you say... Promise. So when you say this is play for fun, I just don't know whether that's fun or not. As soon as I start feeling the fun, I'm back then. Totally back.

I'm back then. Totally back. Ando, you seem too happy. I am not kidding. It's been fun, Ben. Nothing more. I've done a set you. Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. I got a live one in the street.

Someone did one at you. Do you want Andy Hades? Getting shivered. He came up to me with a backpack on. He goes, and I, and I, he goes, how about this? How you feeling and turned around and he's straps for the backpack were in different legs. Like I couldn't believe it. Like as soon as I put my backpack on I always just, I pull down both straps to make sure that the

same legs are ready to go. He said, I'm not fast at all, I said well I'm fast at my grip. I grabbed his trap and strained him up. He evened it up. He looked like a fool, he'll never get that promotion. Did you, what if he had zips that had no pull ability? Like if the thing had come off the zips. Yeah, I'd do away with the bag, I'd do that. I will get, I will put a, Well you mend a zip.

I will mend a zip. I will put a, You just cause you squash your finger in and then you just drive the zip with your thumb and your fingers. As a stop gap, I will put a paper clip in the zip, loop it around so it's still like a lot of time. A lot of time it.

A lot of time it. The time you save when you can quickly zip it down like, and you know, you're in your bag every day numerous times that that time. Why spend time now to save it in the future when you just that exactly went away now because time will always be there it's a constant hey I've got one okay a personal one I thought you might dislike this it's been happening in my pants my wallet and that sounds fun if it's been happening in my pants it's been happening in my pants for weeks now what as you can see I've got a blue fold out,

while I let a bliper wallet with the cards at the front. See, this is the card split because I was starting to in any and there. Yeah, I would never have stored too many in there. Sure, you would always do one person. I would have respected the structural integrity of the wallet and assessed it correctly. It's not, it doesn't have to be one person.

That's just a suggestion. I put two to three in there. Don't go three. I do two, I live on the edge. I'm not going to do two, fair to say. No, I did was to three in there. Don't go three. I do two. I live on the edge. I'm not into two, fat. No, I do was doing three and you can see it's split down the side now and none can be in there.

No, life raft. Put them in here. Tuck them in there. So I've now got about, as you can see, about 20 cards. You can't easily identify and get out and... Pull them out like a dick of cards. Feel like you're doing a magic trick. So she's fine.

And she'll stay with me for another two or three years. That would upset me. On the line and so many great ones. So so many great ones. Jack, have you got something that upset Sandy? Yeah, boy, boys. Oh, Jack. How about the Andy of that?

No need, don't him. So you know when people usually cut their tail and dinging out, they attack the edges first and work their way up to the top for a real smooth finish. Yep, I'm going to go over that. Let's go one cut across the top, done onto the next one. You don't clean up the sides. No, no clean up.

Now that I've said. And who's got time for clean up sides? Because especially with your toe now, go across the top. It's really about sock catching. You're worried about any way. You will get some touches on the side. This is if you don't have a dog that might come along and nibble them off for you, which,

steering down the barrel of ingrown toenails on the side, then I wouldn't have thought you'd ever got one, Jack. No, no, no. And when you put your socks on enough time, the end up just ripping off anyway. It becomes smooth. Well, the sock do the work, mate. You've got better things to do.

Fast and loose baby one on jack bed, but the socks are you wearing. Right, check. Yeah, that upsets me. Have you got something to upset Andy? Yeah, oh, my boys. I've got a bunch of things to do. Yeah, so if I'm at home or work and I'm making more than one cup of cheer coffee to save time and effort, I won't let the kettle back up right between the cups.

I just leave it at an angle with the hot water pouring out and just move from cups to cups. That is a good touch. Like you're at a bar and you're under it. Yeah, I don't know what that is. With the beads and the shots. Because hot water evaporates faster. We all know that.

And it's clean water. You're not really making a mess. The bench top doesn't make fine. It doesn't have. And it's clean water. You're not really making a mess with bench tops. And doesn't it make fine? It does it make tons of water in it anyways. It's like, who are we to go, okay, well, you're air water, you're water water, just let it all mingle. Rachel, do you, do you, once you've taken the glasses away,

go back with a bit of paper towel and do you? No, man. Oh, God no. No. No. Oh, God no, she's so wet. No one cleans up spills like you do. That's not what she was doing. No one cleans up spills like you do. That went out to Zubi. And saving time with the pouring, I'm not going to go back and clean up.

She's spinning it up more fun stuff. I bet you, you know, then later in the day, she's making a big delicious sandwich with her extra time she has. Thank you Rachel. Good one Rachel, she's furious. Michael, if you guys are into upset Andy. Yep. Hi boys. How are you? Very good Mike. Hi. When I'm at the petrol station I stop feeling when I get bored rather than when I'm. You've done enough. You've done enough

Mike. You've done it. You've done your job. You've given the car a drink. It was thirsty. What does it want to be for every single time? It should be, hey Mike, you're wasting more time. No, you're wasting more time. No, you're not full of time. No, I've got time for that Andy. No, it was, yeah, I don't know what world Andy lives in. Mike, we've got all this time on his hands. We don't, you're creating another fuel stop. How could he be, he's getting out of there really. If I get this half way, you've had a win.

Yeah, you have. No, majority of fuel day. Who wouldn't be happy with more than a half a fuel attempt? So you do three stops to my two. Yeah, the first one. Yeah, first one. So first one stops. OK. And Mike, I bet we're driving off.

Happy is can be you and me. I'm a vibe filler. OK. Absolutely. All right, Mike. Good on you, Mike. Thanks for that. First one.

No thanks for that. Tilly, Tilly, up this up for us, please. Can you upset my good friend here? Oh, I think I can. Oh, Tilly. It's best of luck. Not too long ago, I think I can. Oh, I can really? Best of luck. Not too long ago I broke my thumb and I had to get a car. Oh, no. I understand why that's like to have a hand injury. Sorry. After the first week in a bit it started to feel alright with what I could wiggle it around in the car.

So instead of going back to the doctors I just cut it off. The patient is always right. That's right. That is where you're the customer of the doctor. I'm just thinking it's time the medical community woke up if she feels good we'll take it from here. They're there to make us feel good and once we feel good they've done my job. Hey, we've got a very important podcast to see outside. He's not a skier. He's not a skier.

He's not a skier. No arguments from him. Special skill that I've bought the table told you about it during the week, so you want to bring this guy in. It's good. It's very, very good. Can you refresh every... Refresh this specifically for me

because I don't wanna, I certainly don't wanna lead any witnesses here, but I've got a few demands that I'll request for this to meet the bar that I'm gonna set for where it's impressive versus not impressive. Chris is his name. So far so good. I can tell the brand and flavor

of any pelleted gum by taste alone. Okay. He then in brackets writes extra eclipse, juicy fruit, spearmint, peppermint, everything. And brackets. Or planks, just pellets. Just pellets. Okay, that answers my first question.

I didn't want any advantage to be had by going, well, it's a plank, so I know, we're talking about extra. So it's a dusty plank. Yeah. Straight away. So I was with active strips's a dusty plank. Yeah. Straight away. Strain the twigs with active strips. Oh, yum. Yeah.

Yeah. You can feel like you're brushing your teeth a little bit. You're not, but it feels good. So I didn't want the shape of the... No, the shape. I'm not helping at all. And the cosy same case of while.

Eup, pellets uniform. Yes. As it turns out. Nuts from Chris. I believe him. I believe him. I believe he's actually water beanie and say with a pom pom and it accentuates the nodding. It's the perfect headway to where. Let's bring him in.

Bring Chris in. That's all I really wanted to check. Yeah, come on in Chris. We gotta tell us. I've also got a blindfold ham and oh, the fish top of crap. That's not my deal. I really, really haven't got that. Chris, welcome. You can straight on the mark. You know what I'm saying?

I was like, those headphones, you know what? I want to get it straight in my mark. You know what I was saying? I was like, they're teed phones, you know what? I want to get it straight in my head so I know how impressive it is. What, how many pellets would you say are in the family of regularly available pellets of gum? Um, with a uniform size. With a uniform size. Yeah.

So there's only one colored one. They're all white except PK, mint and licorice, PK blue. I thought Tucci Fruit might have had a tinge of yellow. And I'm not perfect at yellow. And not perfect. Comment this concept. But I remember the blue PK. If I may.

It's terrible. Yeah, always the disappointing PK to get. When dad was like, I got you some PK. What, where did you go to school to? I have no cred. But it goes brown when you chew it. Yeah, it does. It's quite disgusting.

Are you a big gum guy? A big gum guy. I don't enjoy some gum. Yeah, I it does. It's quite disgusting. Yeah. Are you a big gum guy? A big gum guy. I do enjoy some gum. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. I sense that. But I mean, where did the skill come about? Did you begin to say to people, hey, don't tell me what you bought and I'll guess it for you? Not really. I sort of just enjoyed the variety and like whenever I would drive, I'd have different types of gum and try different types of gum. And then I sort of wrote into this and started practicing and realized

that's actually quite hard. That's good. Like a peppermint is just so intense, it's hard to sort of pick it. Yeah, it's so much intensity. So you'll be able to go easily that peppermint, but then you're going to find my branch. Exactly. Well Chris, here is your blindfold. We're going to blindfold you. Andy has...

I've got pellets. I've got pellets that are in individual envelopes. Okay. I just figured that's the easiest way to hand it to. You just duck your finger in the middle. That's true. Yeah, that's good. So you're not fiddling around with your fingers.

Yeah. I'm not so stupid, stupid, stupid to press. And then you chew for a while. I've left a bin on your left hand side here. You can discard and then make your guess. Okay. Ready to go for it. How many?

Five. Okay. And we would expect five from five. Okay. From a one point. Alright. That's fair. No, that's straight rules, baby.

Just like we were discussing the terms of a fight. But yeah. I do want to clarify, there's no sort of novelty lollipop. No, no, these very good. Yes, no, we haven't got you fart flavor or a whore. Replace one pellet with a horse or two. Will I say this?

I will say this. Everything bought at the surf market down, so it's all the surf market varieties. OK. Does that make it too easy? Is this a big... I don't know how much to say. So before I came in, I checked the, I went to the Coles Downstairs.

And they actually don't have every variety. Downstairs. I don't know if I should have said that. Yeah, well, okay. Well, I may be, to Blunder for me, but good luck to... Yeah. If there's one thing we support on this show, it's taken full advantage of a Blunder. Yeah. So, Blunder that, Blunder. Okay, good luck sir. If there's one thing we support on this show it's taken for a advantage of a wonder. Yeah, so wonder that wonder. Okay, good luck. Oh there was one

border to different. Oh yeah that's fine. Okay, Chris has put the head phones on and Chris has put the blindfold on, Jacko, far off the opener, we'll get into this. I've handing you an envelope now. That's great, okay. How many is it just extra that makes the dusty planks? Um, well... When you go to overseas for all these things. Okay, here we go. Are we not eating the whole pellets?

What is going to go to get through? So if you're good, don't ruin your lunch. But we know we get away with half pellets. Also, is there a reason you do half at foot? Yeah, it's just test how well Chris B it is. Nice, man. Because that's some one of the big different smakers. That's got to be juicy for it.

He's got it. Oh, well done! And he played it smart. You actually played it like the $100 question I'm meal you near. It's like, okay, well, yeah, I'm just double checking. It's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Not a pot of penguins. No, it is gold. Everyone knows that. Yeah, I'm handing double checking it's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow not a pot of penguins. No, it is gold

Yeah, I'm handing you envelope number two and The GC Freda yeah, yeah, you can you can be can be difficult now is your palate ruined from the fruit a juicy fridge Quite subtle is peppermint that really ruins the rest you know peppermint will really affect when I invent a GC Fred the last more than 10 minutes Topic for another show When will I invent a GC4 at the last more than 10 minutes? Topic for another show. Chris. Again, Bart's in the palette. I'm gonna have a little half-pill. OK, what's he's shaking?

What's he tasting? It's got to be PK. What flavor PK? Orange PK. Yeah. Correct. Thank you. Well, we haven't even come close to something yet,

but both the guesses have been it's got to be. Yeah, but we've sent down a peppermint. And he said that scrambles, he's brain. Yeah, you're not even, your mouth's circled, it's a scrambled, and you have a third envelope. Okay, envelope three coming in. I don't know how to do it well. It just, at the moment, looks like a really bad mafia bribe. An on-point with one pellet of chili coming. Okay, I'm betting then.

Half the pellets in the other half is in now. You've got two pellets of evidence. Big exhale. Bit of a head shake. Have we stumped it? It's quite sweet. so I'm guessing it's extra speemid. I think. He's got it. Oh! This is good. This is good. Well done.

Two to go. He's there a brand that you think adds more or less Swetna to their speemid. Extra adds a little bit more. Eclipse speemid is a bit more of a mystery. Bit more of a question mark. Because it's a quite intense spearmen, much more intense than the extra spearmen.

There's a more of a Fissionado's spearmen. It is, actually. Emberloat. Thank you, you're here for. Oh. I have a little gum tasting, not with you. Seems I have the talk down. Everyone has to bring their own gum leave on the table.

This is a six foot hub above a. Boys and Barry. Very collectible. Yes. 2018. I recommend eating the whole six feet. Okay. He's in with gum number four.

Okay. He's chewing. He's with a head movement. There we go. He's chewing. He's a heavy movement. He knows if he gets this. He's one, he's two half pellets away from getting that coin. This one's tricky. What's our genus without naming this species yet? So there's basically this extra peppermint,

an extra white peppermint, and the only difference is extra white peppermint, an extra white peppermint, and the only difference is extra white peppermint is supposed to whiteen your teeth a bit, and they're very hard to tell apart. Oh. He's chewing. This is our longest chew yet. You know what?

I think this is extra spearmint. It's quite sweet, and there's doesn't only have that sort of peppermint spice I don't think. Okay, hasn't got the pepper in it. More of a spear. Mmm. That extra peppermint. Sorry, extra extra spearman. You think it's extra spearman? Yes.

Can I say we're going to have to pause and we have to talk to the rules committee. Oh really? Oh, Chris, does he have to leave the room? No, I will leave and I'll record it on my phone. Thank you for clarifying. This is never happened. Can I take the blindfold off, is that? You may, can you take the blindfold off, and...

No. Sorry, I can't. It's a bit like your hostage, but you can get the blindfold on. What the hell is going on? He just answered extra spearmen. That was come three. We've had that already. And then he said extra spearmen again. What is it?

It's a clip spearmen. So I'm wondering, do I say to him? Yeah, I know what you mean. So you've already had that answer. Yeah. Is that fair or is this a fail? Because it's like in a quiz you can answer any. Yeah, he's like, you know, what's the catwalk?

What about this? I think this gives him a sporting chance. I mean, to say, listen, we didn't tell you this, but we should have. They're all different. So you can't have the same answer twice. Okay. Because you still like to end.

And extra, I think it's extra spearmen. He's hung himself. Great. Okay. But we are trying to soap up the nose. Try to loop up the nose here. You're still going to slip out. Yeah.

But if he insists on sticky his edit. Yep. What can we do? Okay. Great. let's do it. Okay, sorry about that. Sorry about that Chris. That's fine. Chris, we have something we need to say to you.

Okay, you guessed there for gum number four. You said extra spearmint. Yes. We might not have explicitly said this at the start, but all the gums are different. Would you still like to answer extra spearmint? No, I would like to change, please. Okay.

Smart. I thought you'd try to trick me. I didn't. No. Okay. So you did know that for a question three, you answered extra spearmint. Yes.

And you thought you had the same one again. I thought you might have done a cheeky on me and doubled up. Okay. But I did know that we're all different. In which case, should we have let the answer ride? Andy was wondering if you mistakenly forgot that you said extra spearmen and the excitement of being on Australia's best podcast.

Chris, I'm going to have to get an answer. You can stick with extra spearmen, which would be controversial. You can see we've said that they're all different. What would you like to change your speed with? Uh, now you're having to recall the fly for two. Yeah, no, I've just thrown it out. Would you like to blindly grow up through the rubbish bin? Like a total binge eating.

I got to pass on that one. Ah. I'm going to say, oh my god, I'm going to say a clip's spin in. He's got it. He's got one to go. He's got one to go. He's got one to go.

There was no clip's spin downstairs. So it's fine if you hand him the aisles. So don't you, don't try and game the system. Just go, go with your mouth. Trust your mouth. Yep, you're at it. He's going for the last one. It's the losers, dude.

Oh! Oh! Oh! He's laughing at some sort of gum joke. He's internally happening inside Chris's head. What's the joke? Will he share it with us? No, it's PK Blue, I mean in the Likrosh. He's got it!

He's got it! You've got to speed up, you've done the start, you've done the start. Oh! Congratulations, Nate. Thank you very much. What a time to win a coin that is pegs to Bitcoin. Well done, mate. Right? It's a roller coaster at the moment.

She's up, she's down. You never know where she'll be on any given day. Fantastic, Chris. And the excitement of the controversy. I do like that you said that PK, at the start of this, you said that the PK Blue was disgusting, and we finished. Yeah. So while you've got the sweet taste of victory in the mouth,

you've got the disgusting taste of licorice twist. That's So while you've got the sweet taste, the victory in the mouth, you've got the disgusting taste of licorice twist. That's right. You've earned the coin. That was a question for I will never forget. Yeah. That was amazing. Thank you, mate.

Thank you, mate. Hey guys. Look, we have a lot of fun with our podcast. There's one thing I think we all have to face. It will never be big. And it's big enough. It's never gonna be the biggest in the world. It's not a crime podcast.

Yes. And that's just something we've all got to cop. Yeah. That's our cross-ter beurre. Except for today, because I've found something, it's a mystery. And it involves the cops. Yep.

And it involves, from my guess, at least one to two parties of criminals. This is great because normally people either listen to say they've got a comedy podcast and a crime podcast. People are always looking for the efficiency. Yeah, no, no, no, no, it's got a two in one. Yeah, it's a way that we we might. Yeah, this is Andy just whistled and made his finger point to the roof, which I think was simulating download numbers. Yeah, great. Yeah. Through the roof. We're a crime podcast now.

Maybe shan' Andy's crime podcast. We're a crime podcast now. Oh, true, true. Cops, grandma. Theories, leads. Solving mysteries. Think it about mysteries. Hey, mission Andy, our crime podcast now.

I'm like, are we serial season four? Yeah. Think it about mysteries is not as exciting. It's real one or solving them. It was in solving mysteries. And then, have you heard the next episode they think about? Yeah, say something. No, I'm thinking about mysteries.

So, I'll set the scene for you guys. Right. I was in a part of town. That's a shadier part of town. Right. Well, not really. It's a little legitimate business. Will you be having Jack? Yeah. Yeah're not really as a little legitimate business. We've been having jack. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to give him a dollar.

Warehouse area near the docks mate. Okay. Near the docks. A lot of warehousing trucks coming in and out. Yeah. A lot of stuff going on in warehouses that maybe is done to maybe is legit maybe isn't legit. Yeah.

A lot of closed doors. A lot of windows. You know what I mean? If there's a window, probably blacked out. F***ed out. What's that cardboard on the window? I don't know what you see it inside. I'm creeping around.

I know what I was scrolling. I had to pick up a legitimate parcel from a career company because they did that annoying thing of going, oh yeah. Oh, we turn it for one second and now you have to do our job, which is get the parcel. We tried, now you have to do our job. Anyway, so I'm looking, a parcel is steel doors,

a warehouse, sort of on a street frontage area. A lot of warehouses around us, probably commercial one or two zoned. There's a steel door on a warehouse, it's still side steel door. Someone has printed off in A4, something of the computer, I'm gonna hand it to you now, took a photo of it,

and it's got blue-taken the corners, and they've stuck it to the factory door. Okay, read this note and print it off a note. Print it it off. The note reads everyone. You are being watched by the police Audi A5 Sportback. So someone has printed off a note and left it on the door of this building. Here's what hurricanes happen. So there's an unmarked police car, the Audi A5 Sportback, in the street. Someone's gone, the cops are watching this building. As a good Samaritan favor.

So it's like a bad guy doing a... It's like another bad guy from some other crime gang is going, hey mate, I don't know what you're doing in there. But I just sort of give you their heads up, the cops are watching this building But it hasn't slipped it under the door No Has it might be missed?

Has blue-tacted to the door so the other criminals can see it or Is there a chance that the police have printed it off? Okay, and have posted it on the door going you are being being watched by the police. If you've, for any questions, it's just going to come aside. The Audi A5 Sportback in the street. That's us. We're having coffees in there and we're watching you. Yeah.

I mean, there's a lot of questions in my mind here. Is this, is this a thing that criminals will do for each other? Like, to go just giving you the heads up. It's like when people let each other with speed cameras are. It was also nicely printed out. Like the formatting's nice. Do they do, well, are they doing that so they can't trace the handwriting?

But yeah, maybe. But wouldn't you use that font that looks like it's clipped out of a magazine? Yeah, that's the font that criminals use. The other thing that strikes me is that's like a lot of effort to go, you've seen the sports back, you've seen the warehouse, you've put two into it together. You would have to go to your home, or I don't know, your headquarters, and they'd be like, hey, are we doing all the,

like, you know, we've got a big bust on tonight, like a big job. Oh, yeah, sorry, I've got to just why I think of it. I've got to go to the computer and print out this note. And warn fat toned-ins. And is anyone going to be blue-tack? Yeah, and we only have blue-tack around? Yeah, because I've got to walk down the street and put it this note. And warn fat tone. And is anyone going to be blue-tack? Yeah. We are the blue-tacker hunt.

Yeah, because I've got to walk down the street and put it on the warehouse door. I mean, there's a lot of questions I've got for this note. Do you know what? On our podcast form, when people list their profession. We've never used this before, but I found a retired police officer. He's a listener of this podcast.

Fantastic. Doesn't want to give his real name, but he's appearing on today's show under the pseudonym The Fox. Oh, great. The Fox, do you read us? Copy here. Yeah. Now, The Fox, could you just hear this mystery

as I laid it out to the guys? Oh, I see it, yes, I see it. Now, mate, what is going on here? Is this an act of good Samaritanism from one criminal organization to another? From a black sheep doing a good thing? Or would the police print out a note and go, we're watching you and stick it on the door? Well, from my point of view, I don't need to be the police because there's probably too many words in it. Yeah, that's a little bit hard to do, and actually having glue tack in the office at the police station is

very rare. So from the admin perspective, you think it's more of a highly sophisticated crime gang that has the stationery availability? That's correct, yes. And with my experience over 30 years, I would say the other factor is the cops don't have Audi space. Well, Christy, we're lucky to get hold of Kingswood's act in the day. So there's no one marked outy police cars. No, not that I was aware of. I would imagine it be other crooks.

Other crooks. Would it be a practical joke between two crooks? I think it could let their hair down. I remember on the first day of every month we liked to play pranks between the crime gangs. It's funny you should say that because there was numerous people up at King's Cross that used to do things like that. But at the end of the day, if it's cooks, chicken cooks, the cops are happy, you know, a lot because who better to confuse the cooks, but the cooks.

Yeah. OK, so you suspect a crook, a crook, a crook, a crook, a crook, a crook, or would there be, is it possible the crook actually legitimately is like being watched by a speed camera, your flash your lights, that sort of like heads up to the rest of the criminal community? That's, wow.

Yeah, well, it's sort of like that. I think it's a trick. Yeah, I think that's my trick. Crook trying to spook another crook. I the fox. Classic crook stitcher. What's the best unmarked car that you guys have got to record? Yeah. Oh, this day and age, possibly a 3W, that's nice to rig. Tick one. Tick ones are hard to get. No, not not that I'm giving any away. No, no, you don't get the regio. No, that's huge to get. I got a... Would it have been a Tureg or a Tig one, a small of a small one? I'm talking about a 65, VW buddy, you suspecting that. Yeah. And I get one more question.

And you have owned an Audi, the A5 sports bank, two door, I think it would be. Yeah. Would you ever get, would you ever have a two door unmarked car, because you'd need four in case you made an arrest? Because you can't have them riding up front whether you make an arrest. But obviously, I think you should have been a policeman. Or do you call him back up? Would be if you make an arrest. Obviously, I'm a chief here that's been a placement.

Or do you call him back up? If you had a two-door... No, wait, and split the commission on the arrest. No, wait, mate. Would you have arrest someone with a two-door because you can do the thing where you leave at the door down and you squash them in the back, but then I'll just let you hit you on the head and spit it out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you put your seat forward and just let him get in, yeah. And then I suppose you got to do that thing where you're sliding the seat back, is it you got enough room to end that man? Oh, I don't care. You're a crook. All right, so we're finishing with probably

Crook's trick and crook. Crook's, legitimately trying to help a crook, but have it wrong or a crook's, a crook's spoken a crook. Love it. A crook's spoken a crook so that have it wrong or a cricket crook a crook spooking a crook love it a crook spooking a crook so that they can take it down a job that crook oh wow thank you that's why you get the fox thank you the fox thanks the fox thanks thanks for listening the Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week catch up or contribute at hamishanandy.com.