Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 66

Episode Date: August 21, 2019

1. Chicken shop awards 2. Power Moves 3. Beanies 4. Beat The Bomb 5. Song Sleuth 6. Skill off - Tom vs Arnja 

A list-knop production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi to you, Ham. Ahoi Andy. Ahoi to you, Jank. Ahoi.

And ahoi to everybody that is out there listening whether it be in a car or in a hike. Or anywhere in between. Of course, yes. I suppose. I suppose. I suppose. Yeah.

Base camp. Um, uh. Hence, I beat your hike, is they don't know if an ever with sex tradition is included as a hike. Good power move though while we're on the topic. Yeah. What do you know over summer?-sex petition is included as a hike. Good power move though while we're on the topic. Yeah. What do you know over summer? Ah, that's one on a hike.

Then later find out from a friend that person climbed ever-ist and they were calling it a hike. You could just play it down a little bit there. Um, it's not only a power move. Oh it is. It's just slow burn. You have to word up your friend though to tell, oh mate if you climbed ever-ist you've got patience.

You know we've got a person that you're kind of person that plans things. Yeah. So you can easily pull off the power move. I guess that's easier than the arc. Also a hoi to Shof, who with ease, uploaded on the website. I feel for yourself what she's up to today. A lot of buttons. Hi boys, it's Sophie here from Sorry in England. My day here is just starting at work. And it's really boring. And I I hate it and I handed it in my notice two weeks ago. So I've got another two weeks left and then I'm I'm free. So okay, have a good day.

Sounds like you're gonna run it run at 100% of the environment. All weeks notice is that a new that must be an English thing. Do you have to give two weeks here? No, if not. Do you only get two weeks? No, it can be odd. Jack, you've been sacked a few times. What's the, should have been sacked. Should have from hoids, should have from hoids.

No, and we all know under what rule don't we? Two weeks I think you get for, well you don't get two weeks in jail for theft, but you can a lot more than that. Feeling a little bit of poke snacking on some popcorn, Aino. Togorne, a lot of food for cash. As they, yeah, criminals often have fun code names for things. Yeah.

And you're doing the popcorn. Yeah, so you're a whole bag full, but I stole. Yeah. I pay the ransom in popcorn. Yes, like wink. It's like a kids show. They don't give out money. They give out popcorn.

All right. Hey, you see how many kick things off today. I don't want to let's quickly pivot away. Changing gears up. Jack, the statutory limitations, I'm sure, is well passed on money theft. Maybe it hasn't. Maybe there is no statute. In fact, I think there isn't, he can still get done. And we will bail you out with popcorn. No, it's just some good old fashioned evening. Oh no, it's literally a dollar joke. Oh, a joke. It was just popcorn. Pop, pop, pop, money. No.

Not much. Not nothing. Not much. Jack is hating me. All right. Okay. For an adult, I was reading, he's just thinking, I don't have time or money for a criminal defense court case. No, they would have a case. I'm sure there is. Yeah. Interesting. I think the records would still be around if I can to run the rule or over jack shifts. Yes. To see if things balanced up. Yeah, okay, I think we've been CCTV. I'd love to see that little little little little little Jackie poo. Oh, how you fingers so sticky, maybe from chock-tocks, but you just started. The chock-tops are plastic you just started the chocktogs

So if I stick around them, I guess they're just sticky from ambition And oh yeah, and let's go can I bring up briefly something I was I could go either way on this for the show To be another one of Jack's business ventures. Okay, I don't think you can call theft a business. I'm surprised they kind of do Another one of Jack's business ventures, Holler chickens. The fictional chicken shop that reigns supreme at the end of last year, in our chicken battle, we're doing our Holler chickens and a whole lot more chickens.

Yes. Jack, Holler chickens was deemed the winner. Yes. And congratulations to everyone who got a limited edition shirt. Yes, and whether they bought them legally from Jack or the guy that set up the weird online merch shop. Yes. Possibly the old CEO of Hoiets trying to make some money back. Which if you'd hope it was he or she that did that, because then it would be called sort of one all.

In a court of law. The judgment throwing out under the rules of one all. For an eye. So fingers crossed that it was some an X Hoiets. Big week. It doesn't matter. The thing you won most by winning that contest was the right to say that you have the superior chicken chef, and you do still have that right.

Yeah, I need a win soon. Yeah, I don't have the superior P. Nope. Nope. I don't know. I don't destroy it, A-H. Asshole. I do.

I have a troublesome bottom. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was going for more of the, A.H. Yeah, I do. I do have a troublesome bottom. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was going for more of the destroyed A.H. I have a troublesome B, an inferior P, and an inferior CS, chicken chop. Yeah, that's true. Well, I don't have that opportunity for you today. That's OK.

But what I have is An idea maybe for this show the cause for us to get behind we don't really have a cause no do we we don't a Lot of shows it's you know, oh, we're all running a marathon, you know on Friday or something Well, that's other radio shows I spoke a bit of podcasts you hear will occasionally do something like but we're wearing a funny hat during the marathon Oh, so they're gonna be harder I suppose the response they're hoping for. So there's a bit of that, that often generates a bit of buzz. I would like us to consider handing out an award from this show.

Oh, yes. The whole lot of chickens award, chicken shop award for excellence. And we focus on one-off chicken shops. So great. Tender Rooster, you're out. Red Rooster on one-off chicken shops. So great. Tender Rooz to your out. Red Roost to your in. No, tender Roost to your in. Oh, tender Roost to your in.

Sorry, tender Roost to your in. And they would have won, but they're very out there. Sorry, tender Roost to your out of business. You are out of business. But slick chick, which is one of my dad's hometown in early days. Smokey chickens, which is near us, not too far from our house.

I was put on to Smokey chickens recently. And you're often put on to the chicken us, not too far from our house. I was put on to Smoky chickens recently, and you're often put on to the chicken shop, the one-off chicken shop, so it's not a chain by people recommending the chips or the salt, or the gravy. There's something unique that that shop does, which to loyalists from that shop think it raises that one-off chicken shop above all others.

Tenderooste had the best chips I've ever tasted in my life. Right. And I'm sure our listener would have tasted them. So if you remember them, email in. Okay, well I suppose we can, why don't we do two awards? We go, we go. We're out of business.

I know, but we could do the whole lot of chickens award for excellence. We give it to one off chicken shop. Yep. Maybe we even show there for a little excursion. Yep. We try their chips. That's great.

We give them all the chicken award. Or we do your chicken award combo. I can do the whole thing. The whole thing. So we give the chips, we do a chip award or we do a combo or the whole thing. So we give the whole lot of chickens award for excellence to a one-off chicken chomp and maybe do the whole lot more chickens in memoriam or for trying. All the famous ones who are closed down, Fran. That's great. We tend to rooster, we'd now be winning and're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list.

We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list.

We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the top of the list. We're going to have to get to the lot of the old chicken shops used to have a microphone. Yeah, we did. When it is person that's in this story, I think we can... It was Red Rooster used to do it as well, where they'd go, you know, one chicken and chips, and then people at the back would hear it and make it. This lady was at Tender East the one day, and I was like, I just have chicken and chips, and a fried pineapple, which is part of the whole wine, a wine pineapple circle. Yeah. I said, I was just of the whole pineapple circle. I said I was just figuring a whole pineapple. That's why that closed down.

So over here. And my brother wanted a chico roll. And so she's like one chicken chips, one chico roll, and one Hawaiian pack. And then she walked out the back and made it herself. That's what I was like. But she was still giving up the illusion. Yeah. If you're struggling, oh no. But you're still giving up the illusion. Yeah.

Mate, if you're a struggling salesman, you double down. Yeah, I refer to. You tell people things are going well. So that'd be great. At the moment, tender rooster will be leading that category. But let's, do we get it on the website? The one-off chicken shop awards. Love it.

The whole lot of chickens award for chicken shop excellence. Yes. For, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, excellence. Yes. For, for, for maintaining, maintaining, maintaining, operating chicken shop excellence. A whole lot more chickens, excellence award for those that have gone before us. Yes. Standing on the shoulders of giants. Yep.

Those past excellence, the past excellence in the field of chickens. Right. Right. Ando, allow me to put this guitar on. Oh, yeah. How move I didn't have a guitar on. I used theatre of the mind, which is a radio technique for creating illusions that aren't really there using sonic triggers.

Hey, yes, I'm and move, bow and move, and a more cracking entrance. Phillipa Grant, a hoi, thank you. She starts off, in fact, by saying a hoi, chamber one and two. Oh, so a very, very long term listener of the show, back in the day, we invented Chums Group to take down Facebook. It did.

We won. We retired. Yep, it also got hacked. Very, we retired. It also got hacked very strongly. It's a very strongly hacked. In fact, hacked to pieces. It's a paddle F. At the end of it, almost completely wiped off the face of the Earth through.

Hacking, but back in the day, if you're a chum, you're a chum to everybody. There's no this, I got my friend in you. Everyone was equal. Everyone was equal. The number of people in the network, if the number was n, n minus one, with the number of friends you had, you couldn't defend yourself. Exactly.

That was the only rule. And you had a chum number, a chum butt. A chum butt. What chum butt were you? Were you chumber three? I was chumber three. I was just going to chumscreep.com now. And I don't remember my password, but it looks like you can still log in.

Yeah, I think it's still there. What's the good for chums? I've had a lot in common with the notary. Yeah, and instead of updating your profile, what you're up to, there was a simple system. A simple system, which was a lot of different colored flags, the flags. Correspondent to your mood, all things you were doing that would fly up the front of your chum shack. Yeah. And I think it's that we introduced chumucks that the system began to get overrun with fraud

because before then it was like a utopian society and then we introduced commerce into it. It was Bitcoin before its time. And unfortunately Chum Bucks spelt the end for Chum Group. As I said, we did beat Facebook, we'd take the win, we'd move on. Big, great power move here. I love it when they're classic and simple. If you ever need to drive someone else's car, be sure to move the driver's seat back to its full position as far as it will go back when you return it. That way when they get back in the car

that will feel small and insignificant as they have to push their seat back a long way towards the steering wheel, grinding you superiority. Hunter Gore here, him from England, I think. He says when you're finishing up the game of footy of the park, so probably soccer for us. He says, if it's not your football, as you're leaving gesture to the guy to kick you

the ball one last time, as soon as his gesture to the guy to kick you the ball one last time As soon as his ball his foot is about to make contact with the ball wave goodbye It's excellent For two persons, so yeah, even three. I mean, there's still gonna have the owner of the ball. Yeah, that's kicking it back to the best That's what you want. That's what you want. Great one here. We love a specific power move from Hayden power move for workplaces with the pigeonhole system There's one upstairs. You see it here at the where we're in the podcasting section of the building But the old radio station bit, there's pigeonholes. Yes.

So the way the pigeon, it's for mail, isn't it? So you get all your mail there. You mean for gender? It's also like, no, it's, it's, it's, males and females can use the pigeonholes, right? I think there's just a boys one. No, it's for mail. Yeah. That's come to reception and then you, yeah.

First choose someone that you work, uh, Mia, uh, as in like back in the cubicle world and would like to assert dominance over. Now next time you have some items in your pigeonhole, simply pick them up and place them under the target items in their pigeonhole. Then go back to your desk empty handed. When they go to the pigeonhole, they'll all knowingly take your items back to their space with their own. Then when they notice the mistake, they'll usually hand you your items in person.

At which point you can say, ah, thanks, I've been expecting these. The Old Involuntary Mail Man Trick. This one is a screenshot from social media. So it might have done the rounds, but I just liked it. So I thought, let's bring it up to this floor because maybe people haven't seen it

Maybe they're not on a social pops, but On WhatsApp, you can name the message group. Oh, you can create a lot of different people that you chat to and you You know might be like golf pals and you talk about golf whatever Girl lady called Lynette put Lynette's surprise party, had everybody ever there and then left the group. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sometimes they can be too specific. Can I finish with an entry here, guys, into the record of one, I think? Won't make the book? Well, it might not make the book. Okay. It could not make the coffee table book here,

because I think it's too specific, or it lies on a situation happening at the right time that might just be beyond the realms of possibility. A holly boys, very long time first time. Love you work. This one requires a bit of timing and good fortune, but if it works, it can really come through with the goods. If you come across a decent-looking flash mob orchestra,

that is just started, that is just started assembling in a busy public place, walk over casually and start flailing your arms as if you're conducting them. Okay. The growing audience will think that the musicians are following your every movement and that without you the music would be garbage. Granted that would work.

Yes. It is, but at the end of the doing this, I'm turning around, bow to the crowd and return to whatever you're doing. That would work. I've never seen a fly from a orchestra. But that would work because they even include the caveat going, the hope is that they haven't bought their own conductor If they have Turn your arms into an expressive dance turn your flailing into an expressive dance the crowd will think the august

Who is playing just for you? I think at this stage you call it and you go mate It's not the book. It's just not gonna happen. I think you don't need to include what to do with the self-assembling flash model because just after they bring their own condom. Guys, recently bought a beanie. Oh yeah. There's more to the story. Pompom is it, that's it. Pompom on the top or not? Yeah, pompom.

I love pompom beanie. I would say, I'd probably own five beanie and I'd say only one would be pompom less. Right, 80% pomp. 80% pomp. If you're not pompom and you just sort of be a wall in half. I'm 20% pom, 80% wall in half. I think that sums up our personalities though.

Yep. I'm 80% party, 20% business. And you're the other way around. No, pom-pom, and regardless, I mean, this shop had a 50, I actually probably had more of the Andy style beanie, pom-pom-less. But I was hunting for Pommubs. Anyway, got it, and on the tag,

it was from like outdoors where it's still on the tag, and all the Binis had this on them, and they're all from the same brand, had Lifetime Guarantee, right, on the Bini. So I was like, cut the thing I thought, dude, that's pretty good for a Bini. My time gap. So at the disc, I said to the girl, I'm fascinated by this Lifetime Guarantee of the Bini. She goes, yeah, that's pretty good for a beanie. My tongue garrison. So at the desk, I said to the girl,

I'm fascinated by this lifetime guarantee of the beanie. She goes, yeah, it's a new thing. She said, right. I said, so are you telling me, in 50 years, I can come back in here and go, you know what? Feel like my beanie's lost some snuggliness. And I could get a replacement beanie, or would it be repaired?

And she goes, well, 50 years. I said, well, I'll still be alive. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it'd be my late 80s. So is it your lifetime? So then she goes, or is it the... Well, then she goes, oh, it's more the lifetime of the product. And I said, that's...

But that's not a guarantee. No. Because that's sort of saying, we guarantee this will work till it stops working. Yeah. And then its life is over, and it's not guaranteeing. So you can't be that. Yeah, it has to be... So she goes, so he said, that... I said, I hate it. it stops working. Yeah. And then its life is over and it's not guaranteed. You can't be that. Yeah. So she goes, so she said, that, I say, I hate, I know it's a new thing and all these tags

have been printed and someone's put some work into this, but it can't be the lifetime of the product because just the instant the product fails, that's when you need the guarantee the most. Well, all we'd have to have that thing where you go, how long do dogs live again? How long do cats live? You have a, what's the life of a beanie? And the techie, we'd have to have a known life you go, how long do dogs live again? How long do cats live? You have a baby. Or what's the life of a baby? And a jacky. We'd have to have a known life of a baby.

That's kind of, but everyone kind of understands. Yes, but I don't know. No one knows the life of a baby. But they're trying to say, this baby will be good for the rest of your life. And she goes, like, to me, a baby is almost lifetime guarantee. Yeah.

Because I lose them all the time. And they pop up in a cupboard. And we very, really need to use them where we live. So then I go, it has to be the life of the person and I go, you would have to on of the 50 years. She might have, she was clever. I could say no, she wasn't just going to let this go. She was like, well, no, I think 50 years would be excessive. She's digging you. So that raises the question, would you only sell to old people? Would you be prepared to give an 80 year old in here?

He's life. How old was the lady you should have been? 20s? I love the fact that she cares. Yeah, she's digging in. That surprises me so much. Do you know what it's called? They had been given a talk by the company.

I think that, like, but again, I think that head office had gone, this is a new thing we're doing, get behind it, because you're really arguing hard for it. And you've been like, I'm just... I'm not there for caring, because she won't be working there in 50 years when you're coming back with your being. That's right. It's not like just saying yes. Yeah, just can't get you know what mate. See you in 50 years and I tell you what, if you bring it in in 50, we'll give you a bottle of grain. And that's a guarantee. Just say that! great. And that's a guarantee. Just say that.

Hey, we've been having some fun with, look, playing with cross lines and people hearing things that they should know and whether they own up to hearing those things. There's one area we thought we'll take that to be the ultimate test. We, as, you know, many of you guys would know, we started in commercial radio, we were groomed by it, we knew all the tricks, we saw all the tricks first hands, one of the greatest tricks in commercial radio, right at the secret sound is beat the bomb. One of the best games going around. One of the best games going around. Now the ultimate game of waiting or yelling stopped and getting rewarded by cash depending on when you do it.

There's a ticking noise, there's amounts of money that creep up. If you yell stop in time, you win the last amount of money or if the sand effect of a bomb exploding goes off, you win nothing and you rue the day knowing, statistically you'll never get the chance again to play. So we've got Kees in here again, it's helped us out a bunch of times. Thanks for coming in Kees. Kees, you do work on the hipnet work. Real life. Real life, radio person by day. When we drag you down to the podcast level, you become the fake version of a radio person. Getting to the play where people don't take me

seriously now if they're actually winning real prizes. What we wanted to test today is we've set up a girl called Chloe. We actually got the radio station to do this to say that she's going to play Beat the Bomb. Keeg's your role is to get her up, tell her she's playing, and then to say actually just need to ask something of the producer before we go into it. Okay. You'll then pretend to put her on hold. You'll say, I'll put you on hold. Put her on hold, but she won't be on hold You'll ask what the amount is that she should be playing for today I'll say I was pretty so arts 12 grand. Yeah, so then Chloe will know that she can hold out during this game for 12,000 dollars She'll feel like she's just been accidentally given the greatest secret in radio. Yeah, which is the bomb amount

Then you'll take her off hold. Just ask her, any questions before going to it? Let's see. That's her chance. If she doesn't stop. OK, good luck. All right. Thanks, guys.

OK. This is the ultimate slug word thing, isn't it? This is slug word. Just slug word. Hello, Chloe speaking. Hi Chloe, it's Keeks here from Fox FM. How you going? Good thank you. Now I understand you want to have VIPs and you might have been told where's a chance

you're going to get to play a little bit of a game with us. Correct. Are you ready to try and win some cash right now? I am. Are you familiar with the idea of beat the bomb? Are you ready to try and win some cash right now? I am. Are you familiar with the idea of beat the bomb? I do. Yes. Yeah, so we're playing that right now.

So we're not live on air yet, just yet. We'll go through in just a moment. Basically beat the bomb how it works. There'll be varying amounts of cash. They'll get larger and larger. You can yell out stop whenever you want. Obviously, you don't know when the bomb's going to go off. The total amount that you're able to win. That's a secret. You don't know when the bomb's going to go off. The total amount that you're able to win, that's a secret.

You don't know that and you can call out stop whenever you want and that's the amount of money you're winning, okay? Sounds good. All right, so you're ready to play? I am. Okay, cool. I'll just pop you on hold there, Chloe, and we will come back to you in just a few minutes. I'm just going to have a word with my producer and we'll come back to you soon, okay?

Sure. Thank you. Okay, Here we go. Thanks. What's the amount of money? How much can it go up to? 12,000 dollars. It goes up after 12,000 dollars. Okay. All right. So it'll go up after 12,000 dollars. Okay. Chloe, have I got you there still? Are you do?

Fantastic. All right, let's go! Be the bomb! Be the bomb! It's an old even a good attempt of radio competitions, everyone knows how this one works. It is BEAT THE BOMB! We have got Chloe on the phone, how you going Chloe? I'm good, I'm good, thank you. You don't know where the bomb's gonna go off but you can win some serious cash right now. You call out stop when

you want to stop the clock. Do you have any questions first? No, I'm good to go. Okay, no questions at all. No. How far do you reckon it's gonna go today? You're feeling good, you're feeling like this is gonna be a big one or oh I don't know and I'm not a greedy person so I have no idea All right, so happy with anything could be anything all right, okay, well here we go We're gonna start the time are you ready to play? Yes, here we go. No questions before we start No, okay cool here we go. $45.

$45. $120. $530. $860. $200. $200. $200. $200.

$200. $200. $200. $200. $200. $200. $200. $200. $200. $200. $860 $2,000 Stop! Stop! Stop!

How are you guys? $2,000! Oh my god, that's awesome! Hang on, hang on, sorry. Sorry. Chloe, Chloe, it's Hamish and Andy here. Chloe, sorry. We'll just do a little test on you. Sorry, first of all, Clay, for terrible saying this, there is no beat the bomb at the moment on the fox.

I'm so sorry. We've got to get at that, and that's going to sting. That's going to sting, huh? I'm just going to let that settle in, although, it's not going to sting as bad as it could have, because we were doing a test to see if someone would cheat if they heard kegs ask how... Did you hear kegs go, it's gonna go to $12,000? I did and I thought it could be a test! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I was like there's no way someone would be silly enough to leave my car

Well, it's the Amish daddy podcast here and we were just testing whether someone would let it run all the way to 12 ground I mean so honest will do I mean I'd we never thought they would happen None of our friends would do that. No way So I'm sad to say yeah, there's no money, but boy, have you triumpt as one of the good people society, Chloe. We're going to make a certificate. Well, you can't put a money on that, can you?

I don't think so. I'd actually price it around 15. So you've actually got a lot of money. We're going to make you a grandad. Good citizen certificate. We very, very make certificates to people on our show, but you've definitely won one. I would definitely be expecting a certificate. I'm not getting $2,000.

Yeah, if you're not getting a certificate, Mike, can you bring up certificate template, please? Well, we thank you so much for being part of the product, guys. Well, the gigs I know that would have hurt YouTube because this is where we make you pretend you're on radio and then it's always like taking back the prize of people. It's more fun though. It's fun getting to do it and take it away. It's going to the dark side again, Kingston. Chloe, you're all legend.

See you later. See you Chloe. Bye. Hey, Chewie Love. Everyone listens to the podcast community because they make it. And Sothe has brought something to my attention that I need to bring up today as part of this. This sounds like this, sounds like this, sounds like this, if this sounds like that I'm your man.

Andy Lee, Song Sluth. Sluther man? Yes, Rollins the Sloth. Slotha man. Yes. Rollins. When there is a song out there that we feel may have borrowed, or perhaps, to be honest, they probably haven't borrowed, that it just happens, due to happenstance. Yep, bit of happenstance, bit of overlapping. Because there's not so much notes in there. There's only 100 notes in the world. Yep. And the combos, you're going to run out of combos. Pain's been to do this one today as well.

Oh, I'm sorry. Cause it's favourite. It's bringing, it's bringing down Australia's greatest ever band. It's bringing them into question. Cheapest. Sure, but. No. The Wiggles.

Wiggles. Now they play a lot of covers. No. Oh no. Okay. Is this an original from them? Give me the title. Two. I know it. Two them? Give me the title. Two, two.

I know it. Check it, check it, check it, big red card. Big red card, big red card. No, no, the title, I just know the lyrics. Big red card. We're talking original Wiggles too. And it's probably their biggest song, isn't it? Ah, Hoppedado, we got there as their biggest.

These days, there are a lot of the biggest ones around the lead. Right. She's the girl with the bow and her hair. I mean, I don't know if that overlaps anything else. No I know. Gotcha. But this is original Wiggles, this is Anthony Greg Murray.

Who's the other one? Jeff, yeah. Wake up Jeff. Sorry, I only know the people who are just lucky now. Hey everyone knows that song. Have a listen. like this favourite. I mean it's the same beat. It's exactly the same. Key.

I mean, look at him defending him. He doesn't want his beardless voice. Well, I mean, this is, am I missing? Am I missing something here? Jack, this feels like one of the not-closest ones we've had. I know what Andy saying is the same chord progression and same propagation. That sort of like the... Is sort of... Yeah, that sort of hard beat. But is it the same song? I... I mean, you can throw it over to the people. I can't...

I don't feel like I can convict on that if it'd been a trumpet coming in over the bag like in two seconds. I can't say it. Don't you be wrong, Andy? I must prosecute without fiend or favour. No, I hear you saying. That's why, and I don't disagree. But had to run it through the system and put them both together, see how they felt merging one the other. I feel like the club does not fit. Yeah, I agree. And I'm not just saying this to protect past and perform and future wiggles and current wiggles. I would put them in weekly jail if I...

That's the way I saw it. I'd put them in a chuck-a-jucket jail bus and send them straight to someone's in the wiggle house. You know, I'd put them in a two-chugger juggered jail bus and send them straight to someone's in the wiggle house. You know, I put him in, they don't have a wiggle jail yet, do they? They have a house and you have one door, so you know, you wouldn't be hard to turn it into a jail. Don't disagree. Thanks, so for bringing it in, but I'm going to put him on a caution for... Oh, well, good bye, Vonga caution for the exact same key. I will say this in criticism of the Wiggles.

God, they're posting bad songs. Like I think they do their originals, which work. And then they'll pat it out. I watch a lot of Wiggles. They're pat it out with covers, like classic covers. Like, but I mean, and I guess kids don't care, which is the point, but I mean stuff from like, you know, they're almost hymns, like from the 1800s, so like, you know, so songs that are out of copyright there.

Who'll be the butchers? Why for the butchers? Oh, right. No, no, no, that's not right. But they're shockers, and they play them well, and they're a dance as well, and so they, you know, they hit it, but yeah, yeah you're right that's probably what they do they're like old English tales of like you know bring me a cockerel beef or a dog and I guess they're like traditional English songs or something yeah they're out of a book somewhere yeah but I mean yeah filler it is an absolute licensed print money album track absolute filler because they know they got a three year old sit-net home just nodding along. They don't know that this is a recycled hit from 1911. That was played at the launch of the Titanic

and hasn't been heard of since. And that is what they guilty of. And before we go, I've got another classic airfare decision for us to make. I like it. For a special skill. As people will be aware, we record the podcast in Melbourne, but Australia is a much bigger city than Melbourne.

Australia is in fact country. Now I don't want to bore everyone with the geography of it all, but with this high level geography chat. But these are the facts as we know them. We've never, I know we have, have we ever flown from New Zealand? No, I don't know. That's still wide open for a New Zealand skill. Not in this form.

In the past we have flown from New Zealand. Yes. We've flown ourselves to New Zealand, yeah. To play in the White Cutter area, like the Young Farmers Association for Cool Boys in the Front Man. I do dream of a day where we're so intrigued by a special skill. I dream of a ditch from crossing from Ireland. No, we're all from Ireland. We are international. We go to be America. Yeah, that's closer, but I'd like to be Poland. Yeah, that'd be nice.

Ireland. Well, because it's pretty much the other side of the world. It's the furthest you think. Yeah, I'd say so. I'd like one from the Shenzhen province. Okay. I've done easier for us to fly. Not as expensive. I'd be happy with that. Yeah, I'd say so. I'd like one from the Shenzhen province. Okay. I'd give it an easier for us to fly. Not as expensive. I'd be happy with that. Yeah, okay. Or the Guangzhou region. We would this wasn't going to be a geography.

I did promise earlier that I wouldn't borrow from a geography. And we have two contenders, both share a common trait. Great. They are able to do something within plus or minus one of the unit of their skill. My question to you is which plus or minus one are you most impressed by out of these two? Are you going to tell them or are they going to tell them?

I'll get Tom up first Jack. You get Tom up. Tommy, how are you going? Oh, hi boys. How are we? Very good. Very good. Now, you are in Adelaide, is that correct? Correct, unfortunately not quite as international as previously discussed. Would you be willing to say you're from the Guadalajor reach of China. Tommy, we Adelaide still counts it still an AFN so it's still this show stumping up

to come and see a skill in person. Actually Tom you tell Andy your skill. Okay, and so my skill is I can guess someone's exact height to the centimeter or plus or minus one. From seeing them. From seeing them. Yeah, it does need to see them. He needs to see them standing up, I imagine. Just know how you feel. Yeah, I feel about the arcics and stuff.

Oh yeah, right. You're going to be an immediate no. No, and you say you're telling me in your application, a three second look is all it takes for you. Yeah, three second look is all it takes. You need them to be holding a banana for scale or something. Well, actually, you should say that. I am myself exactly 200 centimeters. So I'm known as the perfect human scale rule.

Oh, yeah, perfect to meet the rule. That's a two meter rule. Two meter rule. Yeah, exactly. So, Tom, would you like him to hold a tennis ball or something that is uniform? No, no, no, no. You're not allowed to stand next to them, though. No, no, no, no, no, know. That's just how it all started around. So you know your eyes are about 93 centimeters off the ground.

So using that, Tony. Tony, I'm 92. Yep. You would need to be, you would need to be Tom. He is Tom. Yeah. I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him.

You would need to stay as Tom. So Tom, you would need to stay as time Tom Tom you would need to be Standing for this or sitting Either or either or okay And you would need to be at the same level as The person doing an unaheel would be difficult. That's what I'm asking you Yeah, but maybe if we do this do this, round three is on a hill. Round three is on a slope.

And how close Tom to the subject do you need to be? Three to four metres would be preferable. Yes, I wouldn't let you any closer than you. I just wouldn't let you any closer than that because then you're getting close enough to realise Now, you couldn't stop him I Bring a cattle prod Good luck your pair of 191

Okay Tom, three Tom, but I know you go for Thanks Tom Tom, let's put him on the whole So that's Tom's plus or minus one Let's get in Let's get in A-N-Y-A-N-Y A-N-Y-A-Hoi A-Hoi, A-Hoi, A-N-Y-A-N-Y-A How are you guys? So that's Tom's plus or minus one. Let's get it. Let's get it. Anya. Anya.

Ahoi. Ahoi, Anya. How are you guys? I'm well. And you are from the Irish province of Newcastle. Yeah. At least Newcastle and Ireland. Good old Newcastle.

Okay, Newy. That's good to know. I know I tell you what, money wasn't going to play into this. But if they were close and someone was going from broom or something, I would have been like Similar affairs. Yeah, similar airfare price. Um, and yet what is your plus or minus one skill? Okay, so I work in hospitality So when setting cables set accounting the chairs and counting all the forks and knives I just grab a handful and I can usually set it and either have one too many or one not enough. I prefer onions

So you really yeah,. That's so easy. Well how many you grabbing on your hand? Because my question is you can't really hold more than say 12 knives. Yeah I mean if I do fork and knife separately you can grab a good handful. So if I set, if we use a set of table from 8 to 24 people, you could do it. I reckon I could just. Could you grab up to 24 knives correctly using a two handed scoop?

Because I think you could get 24 in two hands. Yep. I prefer this one. Plus or minus one. Yeah, I like Tom's as well. Yeah. But I just, this one, I mean we've seen people guess at shoe sizes We all know someone can predict the height. I haven't seen this one come out. I mean is that okay?

I like it. Yeah, I like it and I like it. Tommy's lovely fellow like it more now that we've got that many knives and forks in play And you'd be happy to up to 24 of each knife a knife or fork Yeah, deal. Oh, this is great. I think, I mean, Andy's made the call. You're flying down. All that remains for us, and you're not involved in this at all, and you're just having to break the news to Tom.

Yep. And I reckon we just wait for him to hear this. LAUGHTER We take the cow and play out. OK, we'll say it. We're ears on hold. We can hear this. We can't hear on hold. He can't hear this. He can't hear this now.

He can't hear this bit. No, and he can't. He can't. He can't. No, he can't hear this now. So I think we just let him hear it in the bog. Hang up on him. And let him hear it in the bog.

What about we could eat? No, we could eat. He's the sting with a token of no value. Yeah, we'll grab a tumble. We'll grab a tumble. Tommy. Tommy. Oh, mate, we just ton of money. Tommy. Hi. May we just spoke to Anya?

Excellent application. Anya's just pepped you for my interest. I'm sorry. Anya can't do it. Yeah, she can't do it. What can she do? She can't do it. She can't do it.

She can look at hospitality. She can look at a giant amount of tables and chairs and estimate how many forks and knives she needs just by scooping them out on the bucket and She always would in plus or minus one of the chairs Not bad not bad Thanks Tom you've taken on you've taken on you're talking very well and For that you're getting a token of no value Cheers mate, I really good mate.

Keep it up. Keep it right up there, teaming it up. Keep it up. Team Point. Team Point. Listen up.