Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 68

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

1. Pledgend update 2. James Blunt 3. Jack’s house tour 4. Chicken Fest gets serious 5. Dad, I got you nothing 6. Skill Off – Luke vs Oliver

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi to all in sundry including you home and you jack. A hoi big day today. I should actually, I did keep that email you sent me during the show last week. I was wondering if you did that.

An interest show email. You said this is for next week, it's from Amelia and she said in her email, she was wasting time at work, not wanting to start that the day planning a trip back to Oz, she's living abroad and she said, try to touching a recording, F and Nightmare, she is. She used to call the sentiment that I'm sure a lot of our international listeners feel, where they want to tell us what they're doing.

We have made it, you're most needed, an NSA course in hacking to figure out how... Well, she really should do it. ...with a laborious task of attaching false select folder. You never list up, no documents. I didn't listen to the audio. We all found very difficult places. This isn't what Amelia was up to last week. Thirded on WhatsApp.

Hi boys, this is Amelia as you was the expert living in DC this morning. I'm just catching up on my Hamish and Andy episodes. I'm up to episode 61. Just listen to the guy talking about the homeless drop. Gonna throw a little bit of shade there and say that was one of the longest lead-ins I think I've heard for a while, as me using as it was.

Sure. The rest of the day, I'll be planning for my long trip back home, heading back to Brisbane to renew my visa, and just deliberating as to whether I'm going to hire a Nissan Micron or a Toyota Corolla, appreciate any thoughts on that. Cheers. So much so unpack.

So much so unpack. So much so pivoted from a real Bit of valuable feedback we do get excited with incredible drops I think half the fun of the segment is the long leading but we take your feedback on board. Yes Referring to the guy that dropped the homus lander. It's a leader and shut itself back up. Which is pretty amazing Nissan micro-automatic car. I'm looking at you need to rental car and I create again not sponsored This is should come up with that. I can't see. And again, not sponsored. This is just one man's opinion. I think the traditional consensus would be

the Corolla is considered, hang on. Yes. I'm finished by judgment, man. You know, which one I'm going? The Corolla's considered the more reliable. I mean, when I was buying a second-hand car, Corolla's always much higher resale, I know that doesn't matter for a rental,

but they're reliable, having said that, I think, Micra, in this day and age, signals that you're having a bit more fun. Hey, what do you think, Jack? I remember a start that the Corolla is the most stolen car in the country. Right, so it also just be by me for the most popular. Maybe, but do you want I take the risk. I think

also Corolla drivers, Corolla drivers and Camry drivers. He's a bit cool. Have inherited what Volvo drivers used to be. Yeah. I think you could be unfairly tired with that brush. So you're a micro man. I think I am a micro man. Just based on the stealing, based on safety micro. Yeah, micro. I was probably a micro as well. Yeah, just based on the stealing, based on safety micro. Yeah, micro, I was probably a micro as well, to me. Wow. To me, that's the first time we've all had it we've had a three micro vote on this show.

I don't know, I think it's a fun name suggest more creature comforts. I'm not sure if that's true. I just do seem to me, and this is based on nothing, that you might have more mod cons in the micro because Camry, Camry's and Corollas, based on nothing that you might have more mod cons in the monitor because Camry's and Corollas, oh, you know, that family,

have reliability A to B that have stitched up. If you just want A to B, I think we've been clear on the choice, but if you do want the chance of more fun from three guys who haven't been in and isn't micro-phorologed, or looked at one or a Corolla, nor have anything to base it on

off the branding in the ad? Yeah. I remember, Mike, was having a bit more fun. Bit more zest. Thank goodness our sponsor for this week isn't too vehicle. He did recently have hold on, I'm just worried. If that was an option, we would have absolutely gone that during that period of time.

Be a cadia. Can we just pivot from saying this isn't sponsored into him doing an old sponsor Yeah, I said it we would have said it at that period of time and you Kind of broken any rules and spot casting Hey, one rule we did break Hey, one rule we did break. Motherf***er. Now, beep that Jack. Keep the E.

Keep the E of the episode. Save the real swearing. Save the swearing for a later show. You would have been. All right. Level up. Cards calm the heads. Speaking of breaking the rules, we did break the rules when we tried to do our own lottery.

We had turned it into a notary, which is definitely not a lottery for the government. For the government of not- Can't stress it out. This happened a while back. For those who missed it, there was a phrase that pays. People had to all pledge a dollar to the winner.

And out of those pledgings, we'd ring one of them. And if they could say the phrase that pays upon picking up, they would win all the pledges, and that would realize into some real money. This is how it went down. Can you dig code and you're on fire? Oh my god! Today you're the pledges!

You're the pledges! You've won the lottery! You were the destination for the pledges, Trinette. Trinette, just now you have won 11,000 promises. Promises, promises. No money, you won no money. We must stress that to the government. You know that, you know that.

Does it feel like a lottery at all to you? No, really, wouldn't it? No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. So we said we'd check back in with her in September. Yep. It clicked over to September to see how many of those pledges came through with the goods.

This is amazing. She won promises, so it guaranteed a man of zero. Yeah. Better potential amount of $11,000, spending on what people chose to do with their promise. Trinette joins us now. Trinette, ohoy. Ohoy, Trinette. This is really exciting.

And yet another reason this definitely isn't for many legal reasons and ethical ones and just vibe ones is not a lottery. It's not a lottery. Normally with a lottery, as the people, if we were to be administering a lottery, we would know the amount. Yes.

And we would be telling the winner of the amount. Now that is not the case here, Your Honor. It is a situation where we have a very happy person on the phone it sounds like, who's gonna tell us the amount of how many people followed through with their pledge and deposited $1 into a specific, do we have a specific PayPal account set up? Trinit had to set up a...

Yeah, Trinit and you set up your own PayPal account, so this was like no details were being shared, there's like a non-unusously had to donate the money in. Do we want to hear an android? Yeah, I do. I'm pretty excited. Trinette, let us know how many of the pledges came through with the goods. So I've got in my PayPal account at the moment a little over $4,000.

Oh, wow! That is amazing! Amazing! Yeah. I mean, a lot of people pay through with their promises. That is amazing. And I see you. I think you give a shout out to the people who chip in a little bit of extra to cover

the slackens who weren't going to pay to put a few of those. Mate, that's done. That is crazy. Trinette, that's fantastic. And normally in a lottery and stuff you say, what are you going to do with money? This is not a lottery. I'm not going to ask that question. No. But they're not me in a lottery and stuff you say, what are you gonna do with money? This is not a lottery, I'm not gonna ask that question. No, but that's not me in a lottery.

You know, they go, oh by the way, there's 11% fees and charges. Now of course, we're asked, it's a little closer to 30, but it doesn't. Ah, Trinette, it is all yours and really, the only thing we have to thank, I'm sure you, and you feel this way to Trinette, is the listeners of this show, and don't. Which we know that we have at the Haymas in any show.

Yeah, they are all our friends. Well, this is just a friendly game of gameplay. This is just a friendly, another one of those friendly incidents where friends will piff someone a dollar with no, no need for return. It's just a friendly piffing of dollars around. But, Trinette, it got it makes us smile because she's we got the best, the best bunch of friends.

Yeah, that's wonderful. Now I assume some people might be still getting there. What's your plan, Trinette? You're just going to keep an eye on it till the end of the year. Yeah, well, there's a couple of dollars still trickling each day. So people are taking their time to get around to the email but you know I appreciate every notification that I get. Amazing. The plan is actually in a nod to the hot rod.

My husband and I have a 1974 mini. It's just slightly smaller than a hot rod but the engine blew up so we're planning on replacing it. Oh my God! It's time to do a hot rod after all! Cool by ya! It's just so cool our run after all! Cool, bye! Yeah! It's the circle of life! This is incredible!

Drone that fantastic news. We wish you, yeah, you keep that rod hot. Yeah, it's only not over hating. Keep your beers cold as well. Thanks for joining us. Cheers. No, Jarvis, at all.

Thanks, Bill, as I appreciate it. Thank you. Bye. Alright, Andy. I'm going to broach a topic here. I know it's going to make you look like your lost touch of the common man, but I've also lost touch. So we're in the same boat. You were in Ibiza a few weekends ago. Yes. I'm going. Now that's a crazy coincidence. Yes. You were there with your beautiful girlfriend, having I'm going. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby.

I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby.

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I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm have to just need a putty or a bee. Losing your legs. Go your legs up. Get in the salt water and it actually is the closest spot for the salt water. So I'm going to be in a bee for one, you know, a lot of the advertising for the holiday spots you would see. You would have seen it just like losing your legs. Come loose in your legs. Don't jump on the pain with,

playing with stiff quads. If you're flying at a Barcelona, loosen your legs. Come have a dip. Loose in your legs. Go home and be a better husband and father when you get home with loose legs. Loose lips, sink ships, loose legs, destroy lives.

Not a rhyme, that's how serious it is. You know what I'm saying, stiff legs destroy. I was loose legs, lighten lives. Lighten lives, stiff legs destroys. Anyway, gotta go there, have to go with the guys, with a bunch of us for a bit of a joint. Now, there's a few people involved in the group that have got kids. This is the lining up of a lot, these were only going for like a week, but for the whole

trip, because a lot of leave passes are involved, you know, it's a boy's trip. You get very excited about trying to maximize every second. Especially going to a beater. You know, I've never been before, obviously. All I really know is like off the... James Blunt was really so. Interesting you bring that up. You went, right?

Now, part of traveling is to milk hookups. Yeah. You didn't milk Blunt for a hookup. Now, I'm so surprised at this because you're not bad at a milk just be just be clear I've never milked blood for anything and I thought of the first thing you'd milk blunt for yeah, yeah Now you're a good networker. We even we know people. Yeah, you know, you're a friendly guy I said why didn't Andy milk blunt for a hookup? I mean, it's primed right. Yeah He's my view. Thank you. Well, here's my plan. Now, I leave in a few days, but, yeah, let's say,

you don't say about a week. I, what do you think my chances are? I've been interested in you, in both of your thoughts, on what's the best play here to milk blunt for a hooker. Oh, you're good. He was on Australia's Got Talent, because he did his time in Australia, didn't he? James Blunt and he does still have a place in the beef.

I checked. He lives there. He lives there. So he absolutely bloody loves it. It'd be great to, I'm basically wondering, we want a house invite or like a pool party type situation. It'd be nice. With only one day on the ground,

it's super tight to turn around. Who did he host? Got talent with. Oh god, made it. Oh Danny. Probably Danny Minogue-ish. Probably. It was a got talent with an X-Factor. Was the X-Factor was it?

I don't know. Jack, you're Googling something. I hope it's to do with this or if you got bored. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It looks like this would drag on for a while. It looks like X-Factor. Yeah, X-Factor. Hey, Gloucet Bastion would have been on with him. And we know Guy. Yeah. Guy's farm or accessible?

Yeah, Guy's a Bastion. I think it would have been Guy's a Bastion, Danny Minogue, James Blunt. One other. Ronan Keating? Probably. Not probably. Yeah.

No, they wouldn't have had two brits I reckon Blunt would have subbed sub would have been the international he would have been in or out three Australians one international yeah are you reckon they did alternate seasons Chris Isaac who was one of the judges I'm just trying to skim and article yeah yeah we have that Chris Isaac on the show yeah I, sorry, you're still skimming. I'm still skimming. I'm still skimming. I stopped because I thought it was more coming.

Yeah, so Ronin's in there, but I think he's just, it's referencing Ronin in a different way. I'm not sure if he's a judge that year. He says it likes, we've Chris Isaacs in thank God, that Ronin Keating's there. Okay, Ronin Keating was 2010 to 2014. Sorry, Jack, to come over the top of that.

That's all right, that's all right. Natalie and Broly was in their hand, 2010. Broly out. Do you reckon she'd have Blunt? No, I don't think so. And the lands just 2010. Sebastian, he's our main man, 2010 to 2012, 2015 to 2016. So he came back.

When was Blunt? Blunt was 2015, so we're Sebastian. We're Sebastian. Isaac and Monog. Powerful lineup. Yep. I think Sebastian's our key. Going, I agreed.

He's like, let's call a spade a spade here. This is a low probability operation, but we want to throw everything at it. What do we, I've made up something. What do you think the chances are? Because remember when we had, when us three guys are bonded by a real experience here to use another example, this was unsuccessful,

but years and years ago, I think it was 2008 or whatever. We had Hillary Clinton on the show. She made an offhand remark. Next time you're in America, come over for a barbecue. We were able to capture that. We took it seriously. When the three of us were in America doing gap year from New York We lobbied hard. We lobbied hard

We even sent jack up to a round hilleries Neighborhood to Pesterer. He did a great job Organized the plane to fly over because we were just waiting for that invite that barbecue invite because she hadn't followed up on it Yeah, we did a big sausage loft. We cooked we cooked 500 sausages Upwind wondering whether and and then his fans, wondering whether the sausage was a reminder of our promise.

See if those guys are in town. Yeah, unbelievably. Even the sausage loft didn't work. But we knew that if she made contact and we could get an audience with her, playing her the audio, she'd have no choice but to invite us over and we would have been able to have lunch at Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton's house. That's an adventure, but the key piece of that was we knew that if we could play

her the audio to her face. To her face, she would be checkmate it. Yes. Do you think we can do a similar thing with James Blunt? Because I've got here one of the interviews. He's come on our show a number of times, back when we did the radio show. This is at the end of one of the interviews. This is the wrap up of one of the times we had him on the show. This is what I wanna corner him with

if we get guys Sebastian to give us his number to go, well guess what I am coming to our beafer with some mates. Love to take you up on the offer. Okay, great. Congratulations on your performance at Logi's when you do it, Bob. Thank you so much.

And good luck with the crowd surfing. I hand to visit me any time in aview.com. Thank you so much and good luck with the crowd surfing. I hadn't to visit me any time in Ibiza. Thank you very much. Thank you, Tim. We really appreciate it. Thank you, Daddy. That's what you picked. I also suspected well before we...

Before I heard it, that was going to happen. You picked it? Only because you do think you've got a good James blunt voice He's singing on singing only so I was a bit tricky to do him Street blunt I Again, but I think we get away with it on a on a because I think we played it down the phone We like you said this and we just jump in it. You said it you said it is come on the line for sure. Let's have another listen We just jump in and you said it, you said it, you said it, it's coming. Yeah, I'm a line for sure. Let's have another listen. Congratulations on your performance at Logi's We do. I'm about to vote for our vote.

Thank you so much. And good luck with the crowd surfing. I hadn't to visit me any time in Ibiza. Thank you very much, thanks for having me. Thanks, Daddy. Yeah, that way you... Stay on the phone. Stay on the phone.

Yeah. Because what I essentially want to... Because the bank now says, I don't think... Get us... Get us... Get us... Get us... Get think. Get us, get why, so we get Sebastian. We'll get, we'll get, go back to the biscuit. We'll get, we'll get Jones Plunt.

Yeah. Let's get Sebastian first. We need to get Sebastian first. And then, so next week on the show, this will be time I'll leave after next week's show. Yeah. Next week on the show, we get, and we just, we get Jones Plunt to, you know,

he will hold him to that comedy just made. You know what he did? Maybe he doesn't know anything. Hey, one thing I thought to tell you about my holiday, just recently, back in our cross and we went to Spain. And we went to the Grata familiar Gaudi's amazing church that They started back in the day like early 1900s It was a long time ago and they haven't managed to finish it yet over a hundred years building

Well, yeah, it's now over a hundred years building this you'll try and build it right hell of a church though I mean I went probably about 15 years ago. Yeah. And it was looking great then. Now imagine now with all the developments we've had in the last 15 years, I imagine. Yep. Infinity pools, vertical gardens. I've got big. Absolutely. Absolutely. I was checking out whatever it was called the time. They're going to know lead. So, you go there, it's huge, you have to buy tickets well in advance and then you get a certain amount of time that you're going to have to rock up and you're only going to be in there for that amount of time. Oh God, that's an extra time frame.

That's an extra time frame. That's an extra time frame. Not extra time on the old building. And then I got the audio tour. So you get given, well it looks like a phone and you listen to it. And you hear a guy that sounds, I got the actual audio, you hear a guy standing a bit like this all the way around.

From 1915, Gaudi devoted himself almost exclusively to his masterpiece, The Sagrada Familia, a synthesis of his architectural evolution. After completion of the crypt and the apps, the rest of the church is conceived in an organic style, awaiting completion from others. Oh, okay. Yes.

So, I didn't love, it goes for none of his techniques, he dedicated almost all these time. Yeah. So, he's still doing side gigs. Well, the thing was, still did a church, still did like a theater or something. Well, hearing that, dedicated almost all his time, right? Hearing that he waited it for completion from others,

just reminded me of my good friend Jack over here with his house. And like, another modern masterpiece. And as I went, it did drag on. And as I went through listening to it, I kept imagining in my head, it's subbing out Gaudi's name, for Jack Post's name and kept getting the giggles

for this whole thing. And so I thought I'd create it for you now. From 1915, Jack Post devoted himself almost exclusively to his masterpiece, his Cobrag House, a synthesis of his architectural evolution. After completion of the kitchen and the living room, the rest of the house is conceived in an organic style awaiting completion from others. He intended for the project to be finished in his lifetime but sadly the

completion date will occur nearly 100 years after his death. What is the bedroom? Jack's co-berg house was a basic plan with a five-hour bedroom, a trans-cept kitchen and a smallmusic room where he pays to store home his job. Jack used highly symbolic content in the sobering house, both in architecture and sculpture, dedicating each part of the house to his wife who he tricked into living there. June Jack posts. Life, only the living room and kitchen were completed, leaving many architects to take up his work.

Completion is not expected until at least 2026. Oh. Also, it's inside, though. Yeah. Two moral instincts. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. MUSIC

Hey, it's time to do this. This is exciting. Obviously, we are having a black tie chicken festival. We're having a black tie chicken festival for you heard last week's show and we really recommend you get back and listen to it. If you haven't, something needed to be done in the world of one-off chicken shops. They are a really central part of a lot of people's lives. If you find a good one, it can become an almost religious experience.

Discovered. No one's recognizing these stores. There is no governing body for one-off chicken shops. What are I saying? Rotisserie more than fried? Sure. That seems to be... I mean, that's the people that understand and appreciate a great chicken.

A lot of the time it is, it's rotisserie on charcoal. How do you do it? Do you do it? Charcoal do you smoke it with a bit of wood? Yeah. Is it a heater? Because a lot of the time it's the rub, the rub and the oil we're getting. There the stores that are coming to mind for me. And then when people say, oh, I have with this hot fried chicken place.

I'm like, nah, that's too much. Chicken tempry. It's delicious. But it's, I don't think it's an art form. No. You're going to have good and bad fried chicken. Of course you can. Don't get us wrong.

But it's not an art form the way a roast chicken shop is. A charcoal chicken shop. Yeah. And wrong, but it's not an art form the way a roast chicken shop is. A charcoal chicken shop. Yeah. And if I had it on charcoal, I mean, so, hey, we're putting up awards. We would like people to nominate their favorite one single, single, the one of chicken shops. The one of chicken shops. I'd say it snowballed a bit since last week. Now, this thing has really, it's hotter than the, you

would assume the fat they're using to fry the chips. Because people, we're getting flooded with entrance. We have, I realize now accidentally put our hand up to host quite a large event. Bordering, there's tinges of fire festival amongst the office. We're yelling things like, we'll need toilets. And and like what about drinks? So it's got that real feel that we're kind of fire festivaling it maybe a little bit. Hopefully, the work of festival is better than the fire festival. Totally. I mean it became real. We're not on an island. We're looking at venues that are close by to... We're outsourcing the whole thing. We're outsourcing the whole thing.

But it's worse. It's a super mincivisation if there's a problem. There'll be a soup to market nearby for water. We get a say in look and feel and in fact a very strong say, but Hamish isn't in charge of whether you could have, you know, a sanitary place there. You will be able to eat and we as much as you want. And that is something that the five first of all can deliver. Here's one thing, at the moment, the rough shape of it looks like this. We're going to get representatives from Australia's, we thought 10 top 10

chicken shops to come to the festival and we'll provide the kids of facility to like a pop-up festival event. A pop-up shop, even though it'll probably be the same size as their regular shop. It'll be cleaner, it'll probably be cleaner. You get to make your chickens that night. Let's talk product, we haven't talked to any chicken shop owners at this stage, so I know we're probably making a lot of assumptions that could be wrong.

That's a great product. My vibe is we source the best available raw chickens for everyone to cook with, like a good organic whatever, you know, that's going to have to be a locally sourced chicken. You can't travel with your own chicken. No one's boarding and play. They come down from Queensland or something. No one's getting on a plane with 10 or 500 chickens.

25 kilos plus carry on. And I don't think you'll get enough. And you can't, you know, send your chickens first and all that sort of stuff. So you won't have to travel with your chickens. I think that we make that clear. But travel with your sea good ingredients. Oh, you could have probably just passed it. Because what?

Oh, yeah. In knives. Well, if you're special knife, you use your chips. Because it's always hard to grab. Because it's your rapes, your graveyards. If we supply all food and they put an order in, but I'd suspect that some stores... I worry about the potato. Would be very nervous giving away their ingredients.

I worry about the potato. I reckon some people would use a bulk Bought it's possible than use a bulk bought chicken. I just have to specify to us what they need to I think but I want to play with the same chickens You can't go on the stegles man. I'm a lionica. You know what? You're all a Mara Wilson's organic today, but my point is We're asking everyone for their ingredients because we'll get it for them. We will. But some people may be reluctant to give away their secret recipe.

Oh, you've got to travel with a little bundle of your spices these days. That's 100%. That's travelable. Yes. The chips is interesting because some people might want raw potatoes. And we'll find that out. And we'll find that out. And we'll find that out.

And we'll look. I think we agree. We agree to bespoke their potato requirements. We'll do that. As best we can to recreate their stores. But what we should say is we decided during the week they will not be judged on their pop-up store. No, no. You'll be judged before then that we win as already. So this is a celebration. The market, the formal, the black type formal chicken night market, will be a celebration.

It's the Oscars.. Was the Oscars. It's the Oscars. You don't go, quickly, I get up and do the scene from the Revenant. No, you've done it. You've done it. We saw it. It's it's it's know what, do a little bit of it, but we won't judge you on that bit. It's exactly that, it's the Oscars.

Hey, question for you, chicken salt seems to be a defining difference between a good store and a bear's store. It's like people go, you gotta try this chicken salt. You've gotta try that chicken salt. This is store called chicken salt. Got my attention. I would go to that shop.

Because it's what we want. Incidently, and it says here from Steve, who's nominated and said the proof is in the pudding, or chicken salt as it is, it's the perfect corner stop. Corners are often great for these type of, so these are the finest chicken salt in the country. Family owned business. Again, that's why I think people

want to be traveling with their soul. I'm sure with that salt, we cannot provide that. Because if you try, I've tried to buy chicken salt at the supermarket, and it's like, no, I say it. Don't try to make McDonald's at home. Forget it. Forget it about it. How do we feel, another one came in.

I've got something coming in a lot, and for, again, people are pleading with us to break the no chains rule. And we specified there's one, there's one contender that comes up a lot. Okay. And I don't think it's an organized campaign. We discussed it on last week. We're not, we smell those out of my way.

Yeah. You disqualified. This is not an organized campaign. I think this is people speaking from the heart. This comes in from Liam and have had a similar thing from a few people. You might have had some of your side of the fence. Super rooster. Yes. I've had Super rooster. In Tollumber.

I've had super rooster come up. Said, listen, I know guys, I heard the show. I know you have said no chains. And yes, technically they have three locations, but that is only because people demanded greater access to their chicken and more specifically their chips and gravy. The owner is so high up on quality of their product, he refuses to franchise.

Yeah. So he said, I've opened up more stores, but I'm not franchising. He remains in control of them, which I think is important. Yeah. Even though he definitely could franchise. Yes, so literally the golden goose is there, but he doesn't want it.

In fact, he's unwillingness to franchise led to a riff between him and one of his chefs, the other chef studies own chicken shop with the exact same recipe and menu, this led to the two-in-b- the chicken shop wars of the early 2000s. Wow. Which is a real thing. I looked it up.

Anyway, it's such an institution that when they got F-Pos, it made the paper. Okay, so you've got a real outcry here for Super Rooster going, we're not a chain. We're just so popular that people need about Jim Sunravy. Should we ring? I mean, honestly, what is the difference between a store that has three counters in one to one roof or three stores with one counter? We're splitting feathers, but it is an interesting question.

To me, it's about management. Yeah. Under the one I know. If he's residing over all three, if he's visited all three, if he's cock of the roast, if under the one I know if he's residing over all three if he's visited all three cock of the roast If he's visiting all three stores every week. Yeah, I think that's not a franchise. I agree So maybe I think we need to find does it say his name now we need to find the grand rooster from super rooster

And talk to the big cock and go, look, can you tell us? At the end of your GC tender breast. Yep, yeah. Is this, is this just you? Sure, can you get us the, yeah, thumbs up. That's it. See, I can't, it's the big cock from Super Rooster.

Well, that's good, him. Well, then he's another one I wanted to bring up. Again, we're not gonna name any nominations. I just wanna clarify rules through mentioning nominations. Julian Kuggen, by Maurice Czarkold chicken, so one from Victoria, he said unsure when he is operational, but before primary school time. Yeah, it's funny because we have that on the form.

He is operational, and it is a weird thing. Like I've funny because we have that on the form. We have the year's operational. I mean, it is a weird thing to like, I've got my local chicken shop. I wouldn't know when it starts. I know, but I have to go in the last thing. The reason why we, I suppose it should be a tick box, has it been started in the last five years? Because we want more stays than that.

We want more approves of that. It's certainly not last five weeks, do we? We don't want someone to have heard of this and openly chicken shop. Just so they could jump in on a ward season. The chicken is amazing, but the secret homemade stuffing is its best. How do we feel about stuffing? It's definitely part of it, Jack.

I don't eat the stuffing, actually. You struck me as a glove. I'll fancy fiorta. You struck, I love the umchara's fancy. I love stuffing. I really like stuffing. What stuffing made of? Brickrum spices. Yeah. Jack and I love the um-charah's fancy. I love stuffing. I really like stuffing. What's stuffing made of?

Prickrum spices. Yeah. Some people raise it, don't like that. I do for a turkey. These are the loads that I go. This is all that he's on MasterChef. He just keeps doing this. You've got 11 seasons.

You're looking for new hosts. We're not bad. this is not bad. This is MasterChef Quality. I don't like Rainsers. I do like a fresh crambi. I don't mind a process. Interesting. And then Jack the third judge.

I'm very picky. The original artist. The first artist I'll do Brent for this one. The winner on Veggie Mind on T toast. That's a very fluffy toast. Okay, great. So stopping taking a bit. I think it's part of it. It's not a copy, everything, but it's only part of the dance.

Great. Next week we show... Quick question. Yep. Will we accept an international nomination? Wow, we're from... Rory Oliver, no Manchester. England.

It cost us a lot. It's going to cost us a lot to nominate Chicken King. I believe it's the only chicken shop in the world that can claim to have helped win multiple Olympic gold medals. The shop's located in the same area of Manchester as many of the great British cycling teams. And during the London Olympics, they were known for many late night visits

to the chicken shop as a cheap meal. They were using the cheap meal of the athletes to load up. Jacob, you'd be're using the cheap meal of the athletes. Wow. To load up. Jack, you'd be familiar that high calorie needs of an athlete. Yeah. I would say, although we're not going to have, I now understand, you know, Jack's. I had to cut back in the calories a little bit.

You know how Jack a few months ago, like to his, to the dog bulk up, Jack was given unlimited calories by his trainer, his trainer this week. Yes, this week. I think it's time we take the foot off the gas. Really, you've been a bit of extra putting where you didn't want it. It's got to say under 2900 calories. Yeah, so just pumping the brakes a bit on unlimited calories.

Which is fair enough, you can't even limit a calories forever. No. I mean, that was very bad. It's time limit because my peanut butter sponsor ran out as well. You've got to wonder if they're working in units. Anyway, so I'm just saying so. My answer saying so that they're not, they're not, we can't fly them out. They've had their day in the sun with the Olympics World Cup. That's what I thought to actually.

Like, less we forget some of the Australian cyclists that missed out on gold because of this very chicken shop. Finally, a chance at revenge, no, correct answer, and we will, let's just sort out a bit more what the festival will look like next week. I know we're not going through nominations, but I do have one I want to give a quick mention to. Just because I want to, I want to be able to know we're reading these even though there's like,

yeah, dozens we can't get to every show. From Toby, yes, chicken chef, the second nomination for chicken chef and Blair Adel, it's been going for 40 years, he said just their chips and we've heard a bit about their chips. He said, I's been going for 40 years, he said just their chips, and I've heard a bit about their chips. I regularly drive it for 40 minutes for a quarter chicken and a jumbo bag of chips. Side note, I once attempted to eat an entire jumbo jet bag

of chips in one sitting, only to full short by half a bag. That's how big this bag of chips is, and I pride myself on my chip eating ability to big bag. That's a jumbo bag. I wanna see this bag of chips is. And I pride myself on my chip eating ability to big bag. That's a jumbo bag. I want to see that bag of chips. Toebs send us a pick. Hey, last week on the show, Revelation. I mean, this guy over here, the other side of the desk.

Well, I'll find out more about Jack's family life. We thought Jack giving his mum bread vouchers from Baker's Delight. Which I said I regret. And I apologize for. You apologize in song. And that's what gave us the idea for what's about to happen now. We thought that was probably the lowest point of giving in Jack's career. Maybe the roughest point in terms of like child reciprocation to the parents that lovingly raised him.

Make no mistake, John and Jill, just A1 parents. Yeah. So we were talking last week going, well Father's Day's coming up, Jacko, you are the father to a dog, but you also have your own father. What were you beginning, John? And Jack revealed to us,

he's being in sweet F.A. Never ever got a deal. That's the deal I made with Dad and... Jack's hitting me a photo of his dad in the suit the other day and said, Hey, Andy, this is the suit you gave me. It didn't fit me and it's my... It's true. It is. He was Jack's dad.

It's his go-to suit. So you know what that's? I've given more gifts to Jack's dad. So you know about giving things. You know about the concept. They're just not about the father's day. But that's why Jack, he's seen the error in his ways and he's agreed to write a song. Even my two-year-old made me some handprints that are upside down,

that's either your hands down the best dad. So she's doing gear. And we thought you'd, you know, you'd be turning around with the song today for my dad. Yeah. Just so we're clear, before this starts, is this you assuming that this pays all back taxes on Father's Day? Well, this is definitely the most effort I've gone to give my dad something. That's nice.

This is a song about the impression that I get from my dad about what he wants for Father's Day. Okay. Oh. I felt a smart money at this stage would be being put on the fact that it was, it was under the impression that you didn't want anything at all. And it's kind of John's fault for not giving the right impression. Dad, you say that you don't want much for Father's Day or for Christmas,

but I haven't need to express my love Through a purchase of around 50 bucks He said, son, don't get me anything I swear to God, I'm not bluffing This world's not about material possessions I'd actually be offended if you got me a present Oh, my dad's like Gandhi. He's a bold, headed man who does not want for anything. And who am I to deny him from his minimalistic life

with all possessions he does not strive Your dad is your favorite thing, I got you nothing Other dads want bunnings vouchers and socks and jokks But I've never seen you happier than when you're opening an empty box. And though it breaks my heart because I'm a natural giver, I'll reluctantly deliver your favorite thing. I got you nothing again. Yeah, daddy, it's your favorite thing.

I got you nothing again Oh, sorry, that's great, Jacko. Yeah, your daddy's very chilled guys, would you say that? Super chilled. Yeah. Would you say that nothing upsets him? Nothing upsets him. Well, that's a shame, that's what you just got him. Oh, we've got you with the reverse, we've got you with the reverse. We've got you with the reverse logic. Did you follow it?

Nothing upsets you. Sorry, I was having a chance. Sorry, I was having a chance. Sorry, I got you got you got you got nothing and nothing upsets you. I didn't get that. Sorry, we're over my head. Got you. Well done.

Well done. I think that does actually pay something. I can't say something. Okay, something. Balance is the ledger for me and my dad. How old are you? Not for us to say? 31.31 father's days.

You would have assumed at school you got in some of the generic stuff, made to the post stuff. That's all the stuff. So really you don't think I'm about 20. Yeah. That encourage birthdays and Christmas as well as well. You don't get in any birthdays.

No. No, it was no gifts. I was no gifts. It was no gifts at all. It wasn't a father. I don't give my dad a father's days. No, I did give dad a father's day. He got my text and didn't get one back.

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We've said before, we've said it again. We love people filling out the very important podcast to form, hamishneedy.com. No, the show will exhibit your skills and your special abilities like we will. Exactly. We came to champion them, but you must step forth to be selected. You must be brave. Two people have come forth, one from Marumula, the other from Brisbane Ham, and you know we're on a budget here, and we tend to only fly people in when you and I both go, yeah,

that's right. Let's get this guy in to see how they go. Well, these two guys, two guys. Yeah, these guys. We've done Oliver. Having made it this far, they should be proud that they're involved in one of these interstate clashes. Usually, there is only one winner.

We did tour class week about upgrading the experience, especially if something like Brissy to Melbourne, it will invariably be sort of a 4am wake up, it's a horrible day. Yep. We are giving people a horrible day when we do this to them. Yes, particularly if you go to connecting Merimbule, I don't know what the deal is, but it's probably a Rex. Probably a regional. It's probably actually faster to fly Brisbane to Melbourne on a jumbo, on a jet, than a

Rex flight Merimbule. And they probably don't do the, you know, I wouldn't say it's like a, you know, Brisbane Sydney of a morning flights every 15 minutes. I think it would be more a one a day at Rex, yeah. For Merimg. But let's not plan. We're getting ahead of ourselves thinking of logistics too early.

I'm just saying, would we include a accommodation in this, or is this still TBC? TBC. It's been so much you want to see it. That's true. You can also say you don't want either. Okay, thank you. Starting with Luke, though, or Hoi Luke? Hoi, how are we always doing?

Yeah, great, Luke, good energy. How are you, Luke? Thanks for filling out the form. Let Hamish in on what your special skill is. Well, someone else filled it out for me, but I can definitely vouch for them. They said that I can see a square meter basically with my pretty well done. So on the title of my trade, I generally come into a bathroom, look at a bathroom and go get 32 meters done, and then basically measure it up about 31 meters. Right, yeah.

I'm pretty tight. He will take a couple of meters in the sky. Come on, meters. So square meters. Square meters. So he's saying we can go to a space. Well, that example you gave there, let's say 32, but it turns it to be 31.

So we're looking at like 3% margin of error, because of that. So would you say within a 3% margin of error? Oh, sometimes. Not all the way, but yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of confident. I can comfortable here. I'm usually with superpowers. It's got to be, you know, he's a humble hero. He's humble, but there's going to be an element. I understand that. Yeah. I understand that. But I'm a bit of a wizard with a lot of things

in the trade. Like I'm pretty good with my eyes with a level. People do call me laser eye look. Okay. So maybe if we set up some sort of de-cathlon or a head-tathlon that involved judging things by eye Okay, so there's less less exacting standards on each event, but it's your overall average score I'd pick a few things out with jacks out the reckon but You look fantastic in that might be real wine. It's not too treaty. You know, the term of the chimney shouldn't be planning like that, do you? I'll be honest with you. Okay, look, thank you for that. That was good. I'm glad you involved that. I'm glad you included that extra edition at the end.

Oliver, what's your special skill? Oliver, oh, oh, how do you? Oh, hey. Oh, hey, Oliver. Happy birthday. You made? What's your special skill all over? Oh, how do you? Oh, hey. Oh, hey, I'll be better than you mate. I'll leave. What's your special skill? I believe it's the car one. So basically, I noticed sort of the special skill and I was running around with my mate on a night shift.

I thought I hopped in the car a bit tired. And we took off and I wasn't looking at the road and I heard him whacking the cater on. And I looked forward and said I was actually right here and he's like oh is it out of you know I had it on the left in the cat and I went I just know that that's just something I know. He can hear the difference between a left and right indicator, hear the difference. They have a baby driver, imagine just a bit more forward looking.

Right so you're just so ensuing with a car that is It's felt in the air, you have a face clean. It communicates to you on a level that normal humans don't understand. Uh-huh, don't need to see the driver do any maneuvers. No, I'm not going to be doing blindfold. Blindfolder, how many out of 10 could you get? Well, I guess it wouldn't be a special skill if I didn't get 10, but pretty confident I could get 10. Wow, 10 for 10 just hearing the indicator in the candy is there any

make a model of car you prefer you do it and anything now i'm not look at the european have the the kind of the left side and uh... american on the right not to be worried about that i don't think there's a difference between tiktok and talk to go and however i am uh... and talk tips going with the bus to the spot. However, I am pretty sure that all cars are pretty similar with the noise.

Right. Well, I mean... But we're not a Tesla. I don't think... He wouldn't want to test any people untouched, you know? Yeah, okay. Lost touch with the common man, not prepared. No worries, we can make sure that we can provide you with a non-test live vehicle, still some of the petrol fleet of cars that are flying around. Let's put a both on hold and what are you vibing?

Cheer up, Earthquid. Luke was losing me for a bit, and anybody in laser I look. So I mean, branding works. You don't have to watch every episode of Groo and to know that. Yeah. Branding is a powerful tool. The idea of the five events or something, some sort of pentathlon appeals to me because we could have, okay, that's square, that's

this many meters. Yep. Till then, I was not impressed. I was vaguely impressed, but he wasn't backing himself. Yeah. Ten out of ten all of us is though. Yeah. Cheek talks and talk steaks. What's the budget like at the moment? You were both covered there. Both great skills. You know, I'm pretty... I think let's not give anyone any accommodation. Okay. And the money we save, we spend on the flights for the other guy.

Okay, guys, you both covered. Guys, you both covered everyone. I know. Just think that we need to see both of these things we will get us let's do all of the first Yeah, because we know what is we're gonna blindfold him put him in a car Let's get back to look and in a future episode. Yeah, proposed to him the Pentathlon we want to do yeah, and then and if he agrees, yes, we'll book his fight as well. And we'll just quickly give us a couple more examples of where your laser eyes have shown a great skill and amazed past.

What about height? Well, well, put it this way. My builder called me into the bathroom and he goes, oh, what do you think about this floor? I said, well, looking for me, it's about 15m out down there. If you raise the bike, then he'll be nice and level and he comes back in with my other room and goes wow How good that I can't believe it. Yeah, I'm in Oliver Take all you got all over in a car. He's blindfolded. He knows how to get home just Judging by the accelerations and the toxic toxic all right great. I will come back to you Luke Oliver will see you soon and great roleplay you did there too You really you took Australia and the, really into one of your sights.

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