Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 77

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

1. Keep it or Delete it 2. Cola challenge 3. A different type of sunscreen ad 4. Camping 5. Upset Andy 6. Closing the lid on the dim sim case 

A list-knop production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi to Hamish. Ahoi to you, Jacko. Ahoi to HeyMish! Ahoi to you, Jacko! Ahoi to everyone listening and ahoi to Jason who's listening from the rest. No, I don't actually know where he's from, but I can safely say it's on earth.

After all the effort people go to to open window, attach file, wait, click, drag, open C drive, files, program files, desktop, select, browse, come name, system. What's that one, when do I, find the cable, import it onto your desktop. After all the problems people have uploading it, you can't even get a location for me for Jace. No, it's just up to them whether they want to share it. I mean, no, no it didn't. Well we'll see when we hear the audio. Well I don't envy them. I know you don't, because there's a lot of complaints that pop up about how lots of would be easy.

I should start betting the right game. Oh, I jason. Oh, hey guys, Jason here. If you're receiving this, then I've uploaded on my first try. I've just finished recording a podcast with my mate. We've been meaning to do it for ages and we've just been procrastinating and I thought, while I've got the equipment out,

might as well send you guys a message. Okay. I don't know if you've guys have heard the old adage before procrastination is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it, but in the end, you're just screwing yourself. Oh, wow. You're like, whoa, whoa.

I've been on the pack. I've been on the pack. It was certainly the best quality. You sound in. It was proud. I'm not have had. I'm just It was certainly the best quality sound in the... It was prime. ...that we've had. I'm just going to show the effort needed to upload the file. Maybe you had a full studio set up. Do we?

And then he gave us a real lesson for it. I'm going to cross-neigh just a little bit. Do we need... We don't need to put the e-lil symbol across. That's no ex-precipation. No, absolutely not. Okay, good. We should do a masturbation episode.

No! Like we did Okay, good. We should do a masturbation episode. Yeah. Like we did the explicit episode. Yeah. Can I show a hand? Shall we? Shall we? No one's hands, we're already busy, I see. That's what I love about this team, they don't procrastinate.

They just get straight into it. I'm like Jason, straight into it. Straight into it when we have the idea, we begun. Um, no. No, and we won't do that show, and I don't want to explore how it even would work. Let's move on. You shouldn't explore it in your own time when you feel comfortable with your body. It's a totally normal thing to do.

You don't have to do it in a room full of units if you want to. No. Interesting, that would change the tone of the show. The tone of the lesson, more of a given. More of a given. That's really would change the tone of the show. It's interesting because the first thing I wanted to talk about in today's show is something tonal.

Right. I've got a tone question for you guys. And you know, I suppose, without even realizing it, I mean, you know, here we are approaching 80 episodes of the podcast. Yep. Four to go. Including this one. It has a tone.

You know, the show, a tone is created. It's been set simply just by existing for hundreds of hours. Yep. Or actually not even 100 hours. It doesn't look like all of those. A tone gets set and that just becomes the culture of the show. Now, an idea, something happened to me during the week and I went, do you want to share this with the boys?

And I thought, is it a tonal clash? So, here's my question to you guys. Are we the kind of podcast? Yes. Would we be interested in being the kind of podcast that if one of the members of the podcast came across a really interesting cooking tip? Oh.

We would share it with each other and we would share it with the listeners. Interesting, because what I, it's in the realm of rest, it's not, it's kind of a recipe. Because I was thinking of starting a segment on the show because unlike live radio back we used to do, we can delete things.

Ah, right, so like- The segment is called Keep It or Delete It. And- You just find that later if it- Yeah, if it can't. If it, and if we'll only know the ones that they're both... I thought they could both have like a little bell or something that, you know, or a...

What if he's down to keep it? Now it's time for keep it. Oh, delete it. That was keep it in delete it. And we'll just know what happened. Yeah, cool. Because I've got one that was... I wondered whether it was...

I wouldn't share it normally because it's been embarrassing. Okay. And I thought, should I share it, is it too gross? No, I could share it as part of keep it or to leave it. We didn't, we didn't, we didn't months on your asshole. That was close. Yeah, that was all updates.

Yeah, but that was done in a very medical, oh, not really. But for my position, it was... You kind of... You showed pictures. I was very graphic. I showed you a picture of my private time and you bought that up on the board.

Well, I mean, it's just... You were doing the round, the show and people, that year. So... I'm just interested, so it has to be closer than that. Yeah, it'll... Yeah, anyway. Well, I'm interested in the cooking thing,

because like... So, well, I think... Well, I just think it's a threshold you crossed to go, well, we've traditionally been sort of more about chins and giggles. And now it's like, oh, was that a serious cooking tip? But it's really worth sharing. Do we have enough time now to quickly just pause for a moment, go and make up the keep it or delete it intro? Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great. And then we'll come straight back out of it and you can tell us a story and at the end they'll know whether we kept it or deleted a lot of fresh for the first keep it or deleted okay okay okay

keep it or deleted all right that's good well I guess welcome to the first keep it or delete it. This bit won't even be heard, will it? This bit will be heard if... When does the track mark begin for where we delete from? I think we delete it straight away. This is this bit... Jack, what do you think?

Well, it might be kept, so everybody... If it's kept, we'd be hearing this bit. If it's deleted, then no one's hearing this. Oh my God. Well, I didn't even get it. This is unfair because people won't even know what recipe thing we were talking about. I'll pitch it anyway. I feel that it would be a shame if we deleted this and then people would be like, oh, but

I did want to hear that thing. Would you guys be interested in knowing how to cook a perfect crisp roast potato? Yeah, we all got our methods though. Yep, I would be. What's your method? I came across something during the week, I was like, geez, this is amazing, try it, it works a charm. And that's, I mean, it's good enough to share with the crew, but it is a cook and it's

a cook and do. So are we cutting up the potatoes first? Cut up the potatoes first, if you would like to get them to approximately golf ball size. Yes. And then dad and I just pop them in a, well, used to be a plastic bag. We now use tub, tub where tub with oil rosemary and just shake them all up. Okay. So it gives them a nice oily outside which helps the crispness.

And then you roast them. Yeah. Jeepers. That's rookie shit man. That's bad. Okay. Here then you roast them. Yeah. Jeepers, that's rookie shit man. That's bad. Okay. Here's what you want to do. Cut them into that size.

Boil them first. Oh, it's like five minutes. Yeah, we boil them. Power boil them. Power boil them. Drain the water out. Rough them round with the windspin, so you rough up the outside. Meanwhile, you're heating the oil in a metal tray.

All the oil you can use in the oven as high as your oven will go. Right. Then that should be like, so to say, say 240. in a metal tray, all the oil you can use in the oven as high as your oven will go, right? Then that should be like, so to say 240. Pull the hot oil out, hot oil coats it way better than cold oil. You put, and you want to use an oil that's like a high smoke point, roast brown oil. You put the potatoes in, they kind of start frying

when they land in there, but before you put them in, here's the trick, one tablespoon of pollenta. Oh, no, thanks. Why were I, Jack, I can see I've got your attention. Well, we have pollentrant homes, so so far I can do all this with our customers. And you know what it does? If you don't even notice it,

but it almost adds a, just like a 5% wedges feel to the outside now. And they get that sort of crispy shell. Chuck it in, Chuck it in then roast in front of an hour at 220. It's unbelievable. The roughing up of the outside, the hot oil, the blender. I can't believe I'm going to eat it. And then do you chuck them all in the oil and then you just pursue more and swish them around. And then you might want to flip them once, dreamy. Are you, are you going to even eat? Okay. I mean, and that, I mean, I don't

want to take all the podcast with trying out a recipe tip. And I know it would become a new, it's a new thing. Well, the new thing is a whole new one. I don't want people writing in with cookies, stuff, and some muffin. Here we get to the point. Here we get to the point. I say let's keep it. I think the people deserve to know about this.

Okay. Okay. Maybe she's a keeper. I know where you are, right? I'm a deleted. We're sorry, coming. We're sorry, coming. We knew you'd be too excited to delete the first time.

You just... Backed pretty boring. I will. coming. They're coming. Well you'd cook him. Send in your picks though. Yeah, send a pick. Send a pick at all. Yeah, send a pick at all. Back to you. Hey, we've got to duck out of the studio because last week's special skill, we talked to him. He's going to come in, he can pick any cola out of the lineup. We have a lot of cola standing by, we have a young man standing by, we will pick this up out of the lineup. We have a lot of collars standing by,

we have young man standing by, we will pick this up in the boardroom. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

BOOM! I think we're presenting this challenge in the most intimidating way possible. We sure are, I know, the audience has different, because we've nicked to another room here in the building. We're about to do the Cola Challenge with Jay as lined up last week. He's flown down.

It's Sam, actually. Thanks, Dars. So what I was going to say with Jay for Joy. Yeah. But with the guy called Sam. Sam is flown down. Is he flying? Yeah.

We do know. How did it fly? It's just chill. Mark's full of likes. He's covered some. He's a big gentleman. So we're going to give him access to the building. Which is still generous. We're going to provide you with six free drinks.

And he said on the show last week, I can correctly name any Pepsi or Coke Variety that I taste. Now then he went on to say him and this is the big ticket, this is the big one. Then he said he can pick a post mix and identify the fast food franchise, it's from. So you can say okay that is a McDonald's amazing diet Coke or whatever. So what we've done is we've set it up in a boardroom, it's very intimidating. I'm like Alan Schulger over here on Mark Boris. You've got the answer.

I've got the answer. I'll be next to Sam. Yes, it's like the apprentice where they're coming into the boardroom, they're going to have to prove their worth. What we've got to set up is the first five of the Coke and Pepsi for idols. Yep. Number six is the Post-Mix.

I think what you said last week on the show, though, was if he gets all five correct, he plays for number six. Number six, he gets correct, he gets coin. Exactly, could he have a lot of people reaching out saying, I can do the correct thing, you won't be able to do the franchise thing. Yeah, which and I think it's just people going, I like Coke really. Yeah, that's the same thing, because I have the same thing, I have the same thing of going, yeah, that's the drink I like. Yeah, but you've got to really think about how difficult this is going to be for Sam.

He's faced a huge challenge, not as big as it would be if he'd come from Interstate. But certainly, it's umber, he's good 25 minutes away. Hey, Mish is going to get Sam now. Sam, come on in. Hello, how are you doing? Great, Matt, how are you doing? Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good,

good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good Just here in front of the colors, straight into it. How's the palate feeling? I've got some water to clean. Are you going to allens between the... Because otherwise you can't tell the difference. Yeah, very, very well done. You'd be familiar with what drink this is, cola. I hope. I hope.

Cups 1 to 5, Coke and Pepsi Varietals. OK. Cups 6 is the Post-Mix. Under the rules of the sport, you must get all five right to play for the champy and ship. Yep. If you name the franchise and the varietal that is, hmm, you then win the coin.

Okay. Yep. How do you feel about that? I'm very nervous. Yeah, very nervous. I'm just... Since we chat a few of you in doing a little bit of practice, yeah. How's it been?

Yeah, not good. Why don't I even ask for a bit of self-introduction? We appreciate your confidence. Hopefully we're soon to appreciate your skills. Yeah, me too. Kick it off with class number one there, mate. I've got the answers. Would you like me to go drink them all and tell you which ones I think it is?

Or one? We'd like you to go drink the gas. That's great. Great, great. It's actually a bigger one for me. We had with the dim sims, it was kind of confusing to wait till the end. Yeah. Yeah, drink gas, drink gas, drink gas.

If Sammy gets one wrong and is it sudden, Beth, he's out? Yeah. Yep. How long to take you to get here? 40 minutes. Yeah, we're like, it's con-train. I'd try to get here. I would have been about 35 for that, I'd try to.

Sure. Interesting that when we fly people in from Interstate, we pay for that, but we won't give people a cab charge. If it's in Melbourne, it's a fact of course, I'm sorry. I'm not fair enough. Best of luck. Cheers. Hit us up with drink number one.

Sam's reaching in now. He's taken to his gullet. He's had his first sip. Nothing but a good point. It's actually proven for golf. You're only making sure it hits the top of the roof of the mouth there. I notice that carbonation effect.

He won't come back for a second sip. It's gonna have to do a wee half way through it, is? Third go. He's almost drunk. He's drunk the whole time. He's almost drunk. He's drunk the whole glass. What do you thought? I don't have any. I don't know.

We'd be great as a TV game, sir. No. Tell me the answer. Absolutely. Absolutely complete. Like I'm here, Eddie, just a white fear, static white noise. Do you mind if I taste that next one?

You're going to see for the next one. Yeah, that's a rage fighter. OK, that's Coke. First one is full street fat, makes you guess, lock it in. He's got a... OK, he's off to a flyer. All right, well done.

The next one's a diet. I'm not sure yet. It's Pepsi a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few eggs. He's got a few. it's max because max has a stronger diet taste. Right. So can I type try the next one again? Yeah, you can. I worked for you last time. So yeah, it's gone to drink three. He's had a little sip. And I'm going to go with Pepsi Light.

For number two, yeah. Get yourself back on the train. LAUGHTER Oh! LAUGHTER What was it about to? It was a Pepsi. Yeah. Can you still back on the train? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! What was it, captain? It was a Pepsi. Oh, my God.

It was Pepsi Max. It was Max. Yeah. Unfortunately, you had a sip of three. What were you going to have a guess at that one? Probably going to go on Coke, no sugar. No, it's Pepsi normal. Oh, yeah.

So, you're going to have to go on it. Do your best for fun. Do four five and six speed round. You've got one second to guess after each. Yeah. I want to say sip, guess, sip, guess, sip, guess. So good. Do your best for fun. Do four five and six speed round. You've got one second to guess after each. I want to see. Sip, guess, sip, guess, sip, guess. Yeah.

Go. Sip, guess. Go, go, go. Close, no sugar. Five, guess. Go, go. That's correct. Correct.

And then the final one is the close mix. What is it? What is it from? Sip, guess. Mac is? No. I'm reject. I'm reject. What trick is it? One, two, three, four, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one,

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No, not much. Not much. Oh, you got something on? You're keeping it, keeping it quiet. Yeah, I am. Oh! That's something. That's something.

That's sacred. I just don't want to make a public. There's a send group of people. I don't! Something's happening. Something's happening. That secret I just don't want to... Yeah, you don't want to make a public. There's a send group of people I don't want to hear it. That's all. I know, listen, so... So, someone's having a party or something. No. I'll...

Oh, is he going to... Oh, I'm so big-skilled. Can I speculate? If I'm in the work realm, are you going for some kind of men's gaping appointment? No, no, no, no. It's like... It's nothing personal, it's just...

Is it... You're going for some sort of social gathering and a few people on invite it. no. It's like, it's nothing personal, it's just... Is it, is it you're going for some sort of social gathering and a few people on invite it? No. It's really boring to be able to do the closet. Or... Two of you open? Yeah.

Are you shopping for your girlfriend to pick up something for her? No. No. Let's see if we can guess the people he doesn't want to hear it. You know what you're mum and dad hear it? No, they can hear it. It's, I've already told mum.

Ah! Your workplace hearing it. Yeah. No, they can hear it. I've already told mum. Ah! You work place hearing it. Yeah. No, that's not true. We obviously the best of luck with it. We've got the most I've shown you. Thanks, mate. Thanks, guys.

Okay, that's a big help. Hey, Summer is coming up for our, obviously, a Southern Hemisphere listeners. Two things I've noticed on television. First one, there's a new drink out for Summer. People are always vying for what's going to be the taste of Summer. I feel it starts early too. Am I, is it crazy for me to suggest, I feel like Rachel Finch got in very early

with those cold tea bags? Brrr. That was only half watching that ad a few weeks ago. It's got stuck in a cold tea bag for some of us. I think you put a cold, I think you put a tea bag in cold water to give yourself iced tea. I made that up.

I, well, I was thinking. Do you know what, now that I'm thinking about it? I've got my, it might just be iced tea. Yeah, there is a tea bag shown on the ad. Okay. And I was only half watching it, sorry. It's possible that it's iced, as I thought she was putting a new type of tea bag into a bottle of water to go now, just make your own iced tea out of any water.

That would make sense because iced tea has been what it looks like it's going to be a bit of a taste of summer. Come butchers last year. That was people going hard there. Cheese IST rolls around though. I mean, it's not the first time we've seen IST try to get a foothold and slip and come back again. Remember Oasis IST?

Yes. That was very big for one summer. 20 years ago. At least I reckon that was mid-90s. Early 90s, 92, 93. Oasis iced tea jack Similar to a snapple bottle, but but an iced tea not ringing too many bells. No, I think it was a one summer I think of iced tea and think of Hugh Jackman

Lipton and I think that might be who Finchie's doing her stuff with now. Okay, the possible tea bag So I got a tea bag. Oh. No, she's not saying so I got a tea bag. That's for a freshie that is dangerous. Just from a brand perspective, I don't think she'd be advocating that. Okay. I just think it's easy to manipulate that message.

I mean, she's saying these waters have had tea in them. Tea bags. Yep. And the tea bags have been disposed. You're taking them out. You won't have had tea in them tea bags. Yep. And the tea bags have been disposed. You're taking them out. You won't be able to get them disposed. How much you want to suck off? Of course.

You would have to know someone, the company, not including me, who could give you access at night and then give access to the tea bag. And you'd have to know someone just scrubbed the skewer for it. Yeah. So when we went to try and find it, he's been sucking on a lot of tea. You wouldn't be there. So that's the something

you should do on an ad. That's obviously more of an off-market off-line. Away from the public eye. So, yes. Anyway, the race is on for the summer drink. Summer drink? I think we should circle back by the end of the year. In fact, I'd like us to point out what's going to be your alcoholic drink at the summer.

I think. Then you individually. I've already got mine, mine, but I'll buy the game later. We should take, we should, on the last show of this year, take summer bets. Because we'll be back next year whenever we march, you've possibly been here. Yeah, well, the kickoff, traditionally that is the kickoff of the podcasting season. And it might be March, EV, I think, just as the one. The show. Yeah.

The March 4. It gives everyone a real good chance to get ready for March. Yeah. March, they're not distracted with the go-go. Anyway, we should have a few summer beds, as well as some train beds that we'll adequately able to assess. Come March. Love the idea.

The other one was sunscreen brands coming from everywhere to try and grab a hold of the fact that the sun's back out. What I think I've noticed in particular, I've got an example from a L'Oreal sunscreen, Jennifer Lopez, the voice bit, a lot of people are going after big names. Yeah. It's like Jennifer's get used a lot. There was a Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lawrence,

Jennifer Lopez, I think. You're not thinking of Garnie, yeah. No. No. But if I was Garnie, I think you're not the one who's gonna air. No, but if I was gonna, you would have some moodly paid twice the going rate for going to change an amp to Jennifer Galliare. Of course you would. Absolutely. This is the recent one, Jennifer Lopez.

I love the sun, but my skin loves protection. They were first from L'Oreal, new civilian sun, crystal clear mist, sunscreen, even in the water. Light luxurious texture. Right. And it's a good ad. And she's louning around and looking hot on a banana lounge. Okay. That's like you are more thinking about the visuals of the ad than the science behind the SPF. Well, the point I wanted to make and you're going to help me make as we just go. You're not going to the ingredients list on that one, I know. No. the point is, she's got olive skin.

Yeah. And as far as someone that burns quickly, she's blessed with the genetics, she's not supposed to wear sunscreen. Of course she do. But it's not as strong an endorsement as someone else that could be up for grabs, for instance. And that's why, hey, you and I thought we'd find

a better ambassador and release a new app. Hi, here at L'Oreal, we know a Jennifer Lopez sunscreen endorsement may not have given you the SPF comfort you need. Given her Latino background has blessed her with olive skin with minimal chance of sunburn. Hence, meet our new ambassador, Shamus. Hello lads, hello lasses! Yep, non-famous Shamus is Scottish. Hi.

Very Scottish. Hi. Very Scottish. Hey. Has red hair, a very pale skin. Hey, and the accent. And if shameless steps out into the sun, how quickly do you burn? Ooh, like most of my family, about 35 seconds. Perfect. There you go, everybody.

He may not look great. Steady on. But he is the sunscreen ambassador you can trust. Take it away, shameless. As you can see, I just rub rub this sunscreen all over me, but... Sorry, Shamus, you don't have to be sexy about it. That's J-Lose kind of... ...correct. All right. Well, I can just step out and feel protected.

Well done, Shamus. A pat on the back for you. Ah, f*** me! No, I forgot to clean my f***ing back. Ah, Jesus, you've taken off the skin, eh? I think that's to be skin-stuffed to your hand a hand. I've got naith degree burns. News to blinds an advanced sunscreen from L'Oreal because you're worth it. I found myself in a dangerous situation yesterday, guys. And you'll know immediately why it was dangerous for me because you know me.

The kids we've been taking care of, my wife was at work, and I found myself at home alone with not a lot to do. And that is, I mean, I know I don't really have a job, but like apart from podcasting, usually my days are taken abandons, we're still doing, we're getting ready for perfect holiday. That's coming on TV soon.

You know, there's kids stuff to do. There's usually stuff to do. And I just, I don't know, suddenly I just had time. I had a few hours in the house. This might not be as rare as it is maybe for you, but for, you know, just to go. I'm here. And I tell you, there's two things to come to mind

when a man is by himself in your house. Yeah. One's shopping for you, there's two things to come to mind when a man is by himself in his house. One's shopping for you, have online shopping. Sure. The other one, I'm not gonna. Sure, body is the one way. I didn't need to do the second. It's only an option.

And had I been more careful with my time, I'd probably go to bed. But the foolish cricket fiddled, well didn't fiddle, all through summer. And then didn't have enough for the window. The foolish, I was busy doing something else. What were you doing? I got sidetracked reading an article about the benefits of making a bit of an effort for taking kids on adventures. Just doing things, getting out there, instead of just doing the same old stuff

every again, just finding a new place to go, just basic stuff, catch a tadpole, fly a kite, get them out, get them doing things, and our kids are two and five, they're right at the right age. We'd catch a tadpole. He's got a park. Side note on this, they also mention you. He's got a park. Side note, I mean, it's, they also mention you. You go to a park?

I don't know, like, swamplank. That's the fun. That's the fun, I mean, you wouldn't even research it. You, you, you map out the three most swamplankly areas and that's a day. Yeah. You know, you're going out with the kids to see if you're finding Ted ball, you won't. Yeah. But that's the fun of the hunt.

Yabby-ing was another thing this article mentioned. And remember I told you guys the fact the other day that Yabby's will leave their dam. Can you mute by foot, Jack? You know this check? Yabby's will walk in a paddock, will leave a dam that's not plentiful and nutrients for them or whatever.

And a Yabby will walk across the paddock in search of another. They could be ages. I don't know how to do this. I don't even know. Unless he's got Google Earth, how does he know where he's going? It's very jussy. It's a lot of respect for Yaby.

But it means if you're in a farm, you could see Yaby just walking through the dry grass of a paddock. It's unbelievable. The reason I know this is I was speaking to a guy at a party who's mate tried to start a commercial Yaby farm and he didn't know they moved. So he filled up his dam. The dam, the levels got to the wrong level of whatever. And they all ran away.

He didn't know you needed defensively. You should have been like Trump. He would have wore, mate. Yeah, he needed a pull fence. He needed like a solid glass fence. And they can bury themselves as well. So it would have been... He came down to the dam.

I don't know if he was doing the first like troll of the season or the pond was empty. He was all pissed off. Anyway, I'm not getting this article. Many of these things do the kids. And I thought he'd say, you know what? We're not going enough like simple adventures as a family. And I started to think about camping.

Oh gosh. He's the shopping. Yeah. This is the desk correctly. Yeah. Rudy, I a little goes to, you know, two in a bit, let's say over some, she's gonna be two and a half. Yep. Just come up to the age where you could do a bit of car camping.

Yeah. We could go drive somewhere and start camping and having a bit of an adventure. So think, well, you know, we don't have a tent. We don't have a tent. You've bought several of these, wherever they go. They're Jack's house with stories. They're farmbed out. Jack, you've got my backpack. I do have a tent. I don't even have a tent. You've had, you've bought several of these, wherever they go. They're Jack's house for stories. They're farmbed out.

Jack, you've got my backpack. I do have your backpack. I don't need it back. You've never used it because you get, you lent it to me, but it's brand new. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't need it back because from memory, it's not that big. No, it's big.

It's a proper like hiking. Is it? Yeah. Well, I've got two now. So I got lost. I started thinking, you know what? I'm going to surprise the family and I'm going to buy a tent for the family, some sleeping bags, some mats, some... I got lost down a year. I got lost yet. I was home alone and no wife to tell me what to do. To just have a think about it, to sit on it. And I was on a website that had a sale on and I had one of those countdowns on the sale. And the sale was only on for another four and a half hours. So even if I'd waited with my shopping cart full, though, wouldn't have got home in time

to ask me to, everything was, yeah, 15, 20% off. It was very good. And these are very good brands. I guess I got a little carried away and I bought us now a really great setup for the family to go camping, mattresses. So I want to go camping? She's open to the idea. I pitched it at dinner. I pitched it at dinner. Last night I was like, it's got a great surprise for the family. And then she said, just talk to me before you purchase anything. in, it's too late. You might have seen it come through on the credit card.

Maybe you don't, maybe you don't have alerts on. It's happened. Yep. I wanted exactly how much I spent, but I will tell you this, this morning I got several calls from a Queensland number, which I guess is where. This was online, so I guess it's a, I guess it's central out of Queensland.

And I rang it back, I rang the number back. And it was the company that I bought the camping gear from and they thought it was fraud. Because it was a large order. And they went and they said, no, no, no, you know, just see. So that was the opportunity to tell you, tell Zoe that it was like, could have gone. No, that wasn't me. But I still am excited by the idea of camping. We're going to have to camp a lot. We are going to have to camp a lot now. It's going to be thousands of dollars per camp for the lifetime of

your it is mate. It is. I don't need to camp a few times to get it right down. To start being the cost effectiveeffective holiday that you know for. Yeah, but you know for. That it is meant to be. Didn't you find, you went glamping and didn't you find it uncomfortable and go home early? It was too bright. That's when something was very little.

He couldn't do his nap. And yeah, you know, you're not reckoned with glamping. But, mate, it's not your stuff. You know, it's a rug, it's a lamp. You realize that the tense aren't any dark. These tense are good. No, they aren't. I don't need it aren't any dark. These tense are good. No, they aren't. I don't need it to be that dark.

Yeah, but Sunny or Ludi, Rudi would even have a nap. It's, you know, I'm gonna loosen the reins on the old nap stuff a little bit. Yeah. I will camp. This is some of prediction. I'll camp read my word.

I will camp. I will camp. God help me. I will camp. You won't camp. I think he was about to say a number of times as well. So let him finish. Let him have some. I will camp God help me I will camp you won't camp I think he was about to say a number of times You will not camp I will

You won't camp twice I camped over the summer. I camp over last summer. Not not I was overseas camping. You will not camp. But it included pitching tents and things. Yes. Jack you camp. Yeah, I can camp. I might talk to you a bit about camping. I might get some camping sites from you. Okay, well fires. Well, I'm. Well, I should say I'm not good at it. I've been camping since I was a little kid, but I realized I always went with my dad when I just went Bianca and I, we didn't take matches or anything to a lot of fire. You do. I think you did.

You didn't realize it took me dad a bit. Don't talk to Jack. I'm not talking to Jack. I'm not talking to Jack. I'm not talking to John Post. Yeah. You won't camp. I will camp.

I will. I will. I will. I will. This is the biggest summer prediction of all, I will camp and it will be spectacular. And I will camp again after. You won't, okay, have at least as well. If you try to camp, wish you won't. You won't. I'm already thinking about making you join this weekend.

You won't last the set of man of days. Well, the plan is we're doing one overnight, two. So, mate, that's not a great way to camp. These for kids, it's an adventure. No, because setting up the gear. Setting up the gear and unpacking is the worst part of camping. That's a bit bit too long. Yeah, for adult camping, but the kid camping, it's just an activity.

No. Well, can we kids, before once it tends up, and you're bored of the frisbee? Yeah, it's mostly just sausages and going a bit. So, it of the frisbee. It's mostly just sausages and going a bit. So it's the adventure of camping. That's what I've paid. So this money for this possibly fraudulent amount of money for. Okay, you won't camp. And it's been a little while since we did this, we got such a good backlog. Oh no, check. Oh that did up to me.

What a win. What I'm joking is neat and practical. Cause that's the way it likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. And a couple of quick ones to hear this off here. This one floated across my desk. It's a Cantonese from Jess.

She actually direct message. Here's an upset Andy for you. I haven't backed up my phone for more than three years. I ignore every warning and notification that comes up when it says iPhone not backed up. This iPhone hasn't been backed up in 160 weeks. What if you mean by backup? Well, you know when the iPhone notification comes up,

it says it will be backed up when it's plugged in lock and on my phone. Right. So is that, what is it? She says I'm backing it up. I mean, I think you guys are probably doing it automatically. I imagine you don't even know that it's doing it.

Now you wouldn't even be aware. You would never have seen that. I'd get it from time to time. Right. 21 weeks. No, I didn't know that it, I didn't even know your iPhone backs up. Oh yeah, mate. They know everything about you.

But I thought it'd be all in the cloud. Yeah, it's back into the cloud, she's just not. But yeah, so I'm absolutely appalled with that baby. 160 weeks between backups. My general rule is you can make it to 500 weeks, you do it. You write everything down with a pencil. This is a good one from Tash, Tash, Emody, and Good Nubsanandi, if we hear it's a, her boyfriend does it. She supports it because they're both fast and less.

When they play in Trippin' Pursuit, instead of putting the wedges into the allocated slots, my boyfriend just chucks them on the top of his counter where they balance for the remainder. Oh, they hate that. Who's got time? He's, there is a waste of game time to slot them in. I agree with that.

No, you gotta tip it upside down at the end of the game. Meanwhile, life is continuing alongside and you're not part of it. I hate that. Customers, Betty, Mike. Mike, a hoi. A hoi boys. A hoi, how are we going? Yeah, really good, Mark. If you got something towards the upside, Andy? I do. I do. So up here in Sydney a couple of weeks ago we had to roll out clocks forward one hour because of daylight saving. Yeah, still haven't done my car and I won't until next year. You don't need to mate. It changes in six months anyway.

There it goes. Hey, bad bike. No, but Mike is yours car related? Mine's not. So we've got a clock at home. Yep. And all of the numbers are represented by the same symbol so they're not actually numbers they're just straight lines. That's right. So instead of taking the clock off the wall and adjusting the mechanism I've just turned

the clock one hour forward. Turn the whole clock. That's a goody. I actually doesn't upset me that way. It's effective isn't it? That ain upset me that much. It's effective, isn't it? That ain't actually saving time. It's a swivel eye. But like, and I, and I, yeah.

The, what it means is the minute hand is actually now five minutes forward. That is true. But you adjusted the whole clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to being upset. It's all right, like, and I host Mike, I hope it's one of those clocks where, even though it's just dashes,

the 12 of the three, the 6 and the 9 is slightly bigger And now that's the one before the 7 and the 10 is that you know it you know Yeah, I like that. I had to blow it off my Just you know my ritual the day after the day I'm saying you would be up it to in the morning It's microwave both ovens And and then then the computer obviously doesn't automatically but downstairs there's another clock that's

important to me. Meanwhile I'm at the park with my friends. That's right. Living my life mark. Did you say the term there's another clock that's important to me downstairs? Good pick up Jack. What is it? No. Why is this box of turntable?

You can share it with us. Is people that are important to you in your life? It does seem like it sounds like I've lost touch with the club. That's what we're hoping for. What is it? The golf simulator club. Is it? Bye bye Andy, see you flights off away from the common man.

And our fingertips lose touch. The golf simulator clock is important to him. Because when I'm tainoff at Sinanteris, I need to know what Greenwich mean to him it is. When I'm rolling in a part of Silverlakes, exclusive digital golf course, are we ever playing? Anyway, play on. Well, play on with the accurate time if you're playing. Anyway, play on. Well, play on with the accurate time if you're on a golf sim, which not everyone has the opportunity

to be. Only for the top end of town. So lucky for you. Wonderful trait. Wonderful trait for the listeners. Dylan, Dylan, please give me an update. Oh, wait. Have you got something to upset Andy? Are we boys and happy birthday and don't?

Thank you. I don't know what you're going to buy him. Dylan, he's already got everything I'm having, good ever desire. Oh, no. Dupson, with clock. But doing one golf sim. And a locks model. Not the untimed version for him.

He cost you 10 grand extra. It's got a big bend. It's got a giant analog grandfather quilt bolted to the side of it. Dylan, apologies. Nearly got away with it. Well, Jack, hey, Jack, hey, stop down. He's a genius, Jack. He's a specialty.

Dylan. Yeah. All right. So, boys, this is something that saves me a bit of time in the morning. Turned out, you don't actually need a lid on your toothpaste because between uses, it's just the lidifiers in the end. I hate this lidifier the end. So I will wait.

Wait, yeah, when you need it, you just squeeze it, it pops right out. It's so healing. It's so healing. I think your little bonus chew it. No. It's like a little piece of homemade chewing gum. Put you to pressure that, and it's like you're in the little wriggling's factory. I suspect it's even better.

Yeah, the actual lid. Yeah, I do suspect that. It does. It's still better than the lid. I'm out of here. I'm the biggest scam of the 21st century. Stay woke, everyone. And before we go, I mean we have talked today about caution opening up old cold cases.

We didn't close enough hot cases to warrant the ongoing back. We're in a department that's stretched as it is. And if Jack was our lieutenant, and we bought him a cold case that seemed like a head merit, I feel like he just throw the book at us and go, guys. Guys, get wraps and things up. Before you unwrap some things that have been adequately shut. Having said that. Gemma alert, very alert listener,

and podcast the Gemma writing and raised a thought about the dim sim situation. I think there's been a ribbon tied around that one and it's been tightened up. Well, now I've read the email, there's no way I can unread it. And I think we have an obligation to Jack, who was our dim sim guesser on the day to... Not Jack Post, not Jack. Not Jacqueline Jack, other Jack dim sim Jack.

I think we have an obligation to dim sim Jack. Who, since could have gone down in folklore like Brumpy Jack and had songs made about him. He did guess correctly. Yes. But instead dim sim Jack is in the hall of... I don't know if it's in the show. Yeah, yeah.

Should he be, though? Gemma writes in, Hello, the audio file was very hard to attach, so I decided to type this instead, no surprise. No. I just had a thought. With Dim Sim guy, there are actually two tonnops of Coles brand Dim Sim's.

There's the home brand looking ones in the white packet, and then there's a nicer version in a blue box as well. Maybe he tasted the different version to what you got. Well, let's call him now. We have to call him and we have to go, hey, Jack, what cold dimsym pack do you normally get? Yeah. No, we don't say blue or what, we just grab what to describe. You're interrogating someone.

Open questions, you can't give options. Where were you on the night of the 15th? Probably at home, I don't know. LAUGHTER That's how that went. I mean, that's how we could check if you said that.. We have to write it down and you can walk. But where were you? So let's call Jack now. Can we confirm, guys, that we got not the ones in the blue tub.

We got the white pack. Yes, the higher value or cheaper version. Yeah, is that right? Okay, great. Jack's got the number and we're popping it out of here now. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

BEEP. Oh, okay, you know, phone box that says Jack, comma. Sorry, Jack, brackets, dim sum. phone box it says Jack, comma, sorry, Jack brackets, dims him, change that to dims him, Jack, like, like, Brumpy Jack. Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack, it's time you should animate. I know you probably didn't want to pick up the, uh, withheld number. Yeah. Are you hungover?

Are you a slave, Jack? No, no, no, I'm a J. I stole my A's. I was telling the door at my, I was kind of chased all my eyes. I was kind of at the core of my, I was trying to take the piece of it. Oh, right. So you're at Dreadschool. Yeah. Oh, so you're at Dreadschool,

you've nickned out to pretend you were going to the bathroom to take this call. We appreciate that, Jack. Jack, quick, quick for you. Really quick. Can you be trusted with the question? Andy's got a question for you. We are still, as you might have guessed,

just exploring a few avenues, wrapping a few things up on the old dim sim case. Jack, can you please describe the packet of dim sims you get from Coles? It's red, but it's red, so it's Coles is a centrist on it. It's got white outline of dim sims. That's exactly the one we got. Uh, thank you. Jack, you might have guessed that was a potential lifeline to reopen the case. There's also a blue packet that you can get at goals.

No, I do know that. And we were just more than me. Just checking you hadn't we had an accident we're giving you a wrong packet. Better turn. We have people. Okay, cases now close for the third time. Always good. Always good to to catch up, Jacko. Always good, my always good. Have fun at Tate School. Oh, always. Wait, do you sing?

Blotch, yeah. See everyone next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.