Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 78

Episode Date: November 13, 2019

1. Big promises 2. Cycleangelo 3. Dog buscuits 4. Power Moves 5. Perfect Holiday 6. The man who can Tupperware anything 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Oh, hi, Ham. Oh, hi, Andy. Oh, hi, Jacko. Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Andy. Oh, hi, Andy. Oh, hi, Andy. Oh, hi, I'm, oh, hi, I'm, oh, hi, I'm, oh, hi, I'm, oh, hi, I'm, oh, hi, I'm, oh,

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Oh, I wouldn't say a plorting, Andy. She's saying that in this day and age 2019, finding a DVD, is easier. Yep. Um, it was harder than uploading it far. Now, that. He's easier. Yep. It was harder than uploading a file. Now that's an endorsement. Well, it's been a very, very hard thing to do and she said it's, it's easier than the second hardest thing, which is attaching a file on our website. Yeah, what I would like to do is shout out. It's not the worst thing attaching an audio file on their website. That's not the worst thing in the world. You could try and walk Melbourne to Cape York Peninsula for charity or something like that. Like you could do something more time consuming slightly

than try and attach a file. But I'd like to give a shout out eight of people watching the gap years, beat on DVD or on streaming services stand or whatever you found it on. So don't say. Yep, yeah, San. Or I'd like to give a shout out to people

who still try and attach files for episode 20 that are probably still have come back to the computer and are having another go and I will get them. We will get them and a system. Yeah. One, eventually, they'll get through. I... there'll be a review of the system during the Christmas break. Sure. That's all I'll say. It's where the... and often reviews are like, we're all happy. Yeah. Yeah. Let's continue. Hey, you know, you

know here reviews systems, people that know they're being caught out and they're trying to make it self-regulatory. That's your review systems. Like when you're probably transport, yeah, no one can get a train, trains are running to that, we're gonna review it. No, even just because they're taken in house and you don't get to hear the results and the customer is still very dissatisfied. Premiership winning teams, still reviews the platform. That'ship winning teams still reviews the correct formula. That's a pat on the back. I review it with a few beers.

If I find out you've been reviewing the system with a few beers, there will be the most corrupt thing we've done on this show. And we've done some corrupt things. Oh yes. Hey, here's a loose end. Straight off the bat. Straight off the bat. I'm singling out One Person who sent this email on October 12th. His name is Oscar Pierce.

We appreciate anyone emailing the show, homestay.com. O-P-O-P. Oh boy, you're right. Just checking in to make sure that Hamish hasn't forgotten his commitment to a big finish. Oh, I've had a few of those. Issue there for so 54. I have seen a few of these. The suspense is killing me, cheers, Oscar.

Now it came in a lot of these have come in. I've started seeing them rapidly happen. You probably don't even realize what you said back in the day before. Well, to be honest, I didn't. I saw a few of these emails coming in and I asked Mike. I said, hey podcast Mike, what's all this about? A big finish. Well, hey, let me take you. But I am joking when

I say that. Of course I remember the big. And I, you promised us a big finish. And I've got one. Episode 54. And then you, on that episode, you delayed the big finish. You said, I mean, you said it. You waited left in the oven till it was ready. You've delayed, you postponed the big finish. And then you made another promise, a time is passed, and you have failed to deliver on that promise. And so I compiled all the emails that had come in, and I gave these people a call. And with the help of Sam Smith and Calvin Harris,

I've borrowed one of their hits to try and room. I thought they wanted the Big Finish, too. They do. I'm not giving away who my special musical guest is for the Big Finish, but they're on the list. To remind you of what you promised. This is for you, mate. True to my word.

I have organized a Big Finish. Are you drunk enough? Not to judge what you're doing. Come on, have. You get our expectations high enough. The big finish. Then you leave them in ruins. However, due to a few logistical concerns, the big finish has been delayed. Surely it's long enough since you promised your big finnish. I've been to say, Oktober! Because we've been hanging till October timeline and you Jesus. At this stage, we seem to be on track for that.

You make your promises about big finishes then give us nothing tonight. And every week it's time for our big finnish. I'm gonna do a big finish. I'll step out for the team and I'll organize big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish.

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I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'll do a big finish. I'm hoping to have some friends over there and they keep asking me when it's gonna happen and I just don't know So we need to know when it's gonna happen I'm gonna do a big finish, I'll step out for the team and I'll organize big finish You make your promises about big finishes Then give us nothing tonight and every week

Oho Yamish, it's Lewis from Scotland Listen I was just following up on that big finish that was promised Could it be another big hinge break line? And every week, mate. Come on. I'll step up for the team and I'll organize a big finish. I've taken that upon myself to do it. Oh, hey, boys. I just wanted to say how excited I am for the big finish. I'm just promised a little while back. I just wanted to say how excited I am for the big finish. Hamish promised

a little while back. I'm pretty sure he said mid-October. Early October or late, mid. So recently I got together with a couple of teachers at my school who listened to the podcast and we've booked out the school gym and managed to get permission to run an assembly where we get the whole school together to listen to the episode. I'm getting a bit worried though, seems like perhaps Hamish might have, um, forgot his request, but yeah, I'm, I'm sure he's all on top of it. I'm fingers crossed, still looking forward to the big finish. You make your promises about big finishes,

then give this nothing tonight. And every week, Hamish, I've stayed up all night. I even called him thick tomorrow to work, because I knew that I needed the air to finish. And you just... Where is it, man? You promised on the air,

see if we're out of care, then give us nothing tonight. And every week. I'm gonna do a big finish. I know if you say it's a big finish, you're putting a lot of pressure on yourself. Yep, you're happy to do that. I understand the price that this comes with to do the big finish.

I would expect podcast downloads to rise as the words spreads at the big finish. Very confident we'll get the job done by at this stage. We are on track for the October big finish. Big finish. I've been waiting for it. It was a big call. Fingers crossed. We're in it now.

Come on. Any with the baby. Hey, I hear the feedback. The microphones yours. I do hear the feedbacks. Now Wednesday, November 13th, where you come out tomorrow that, we'll come out tomorrow, but... I'll cast come out tomorrow.

That is not mid-October. It's very, very late October. I'm not gonna have a go. I'm an extremely late October that is getting close to early December. Very, very early, Jan. And as I thought, it was very clear from my insinuation, on track, obviously that was said,

ran about August, wasn't it July, even? On track for me, not Chobba. Guys, as you would know, with big finishes, you dream of a big finish running to schedule. You do. And when you're in the big finish game, your ultimate fantasy is it runs to schedule, the right axe come, the right people are involved, you get all your elements together. Now that's the fantasy, but the reality in the big finish game, your ultimate fantasy is it runs to schedule. The right acts come, the right people are involved.

You get all your elements together. Now that's the fantasy, but the reality of a big finish is often different. And that is why I took out a classified in Minoctura to get one of those, I won't take the page ads. I did in local papers. I'm sorry if you wouldn't see it. I thought that was the best way to get the message across supermarkets and companies do it all the time when they make an apology.

Took out a one-eighth the page ad and said, look, the listeners of the Hamish Aney podcast and expecting a big finish have rescheduled two a more appropriate date for a big finish, which last episode of the year. I know that could seem to untrained ears like it's buying me three weeks, not buying me anything because I'll be honest with you. For what I've got planned, if I hadn't organized it now it couldn't be organized. And so that's the very exciting news that I was going to share on this show any way today before you did this whole package of accusations and and in sinewenders at lives. Jack sinewenders. In sinewenders. Jack.

We'll have to change the run sheet. Because I was going to do something next. That was this very news. This very announcement was coming up. Oh, I know, right. Take a break. You reschedule the run sheet weeks, you got? I know.

I know. Because I was about to say that. No, I don't need it. I'll just use it. I will use it. Very last bit of the last show. Can't excite it. And a wonderful special skill filled my side of the fence during the week.

Lucky best. Yeah, felt good, felt good, called Jack. Man in the park, dance down to the fountain. It was great. Jeremiah stepped up to the plate. And he said guys, I have got the special skill that you never knew you needed. Firstly, said, have a good Andy. Of course, congratulations on Superior P's. That's to me. This is this thing I'm trying to leave behind. Thank you, Jeremiah, but I'm not really talking about that.

Yep. Guy, the waiter at... Okay, he tells you I can talk about it. I'm trying to just highlight the areas I don't want to talk for today. Guy, at the movies, you have the night, with in our tickets. Congratulations on the Superior Patents

and I'd be a hush him down. Because I think other people in the queue heard. And my wife heard. She was confused. You're another one I don't know. Your wife argued with him for 30 minutes. So you're a... I would suggest you update your penis, get a log. Okay, then he shows his PC and it was very impressive.

Corn the volume. So anyway, we missed the movie, but it was a good chat with him. Anyway, try to live it behind. Appreciate that you shared after a while. Did you explain that it's only in reference to what others, which is my VIP? That's, and look, we've talked about it, you know, and we've talked about it so much. Put it to bed. Absolutely put that to bed. Annie is inferior. I'm superior.

It cares. Let it go. Not how I want to be remembered. I think that's a mistake. Some great news, a great special skill. And in fact, I think to have him explain it himself. Right. We've got the young man on the phone.

Jeremiah, oh, how are you? Welcome to the show. Oh, we like to. Oh, yeah, good. Sorry. We took a side part there. Needed to be mentioned, needed to be put to bed. Jeremy, I...

I mean, would you like to tell Aando what you're... And Jack, what you're... And Jack knows, so we met with Dan at the end of the film. What your special skill is? Well, Aando, like an... Tell the distance in hours from to any location in Australia from Harvey Bay by our bike. Fire bicycle. Let me do my lives in Harvey Bay.

Let me just clarify this. So you're using Google, Google Maps or something? Yeah. And you hit the bike icon and then how many hours travel it would be to anywhere in Australia? Yeah. Well, that's it. I didn't know of my famous in bike on the bike setting. Right, so you were looking at places going, Gee, three hours to get to the shop.

Well, that didn't press you. I mean, you must spend a lot of time on the app having a look at different distances to get a feel for it. Oh, definitely. Yeah. So, I mean, obviously, very confident. How many, how many, uh, yes to the hour? Yeah, what are you going to do? To the hour? Is it, we're going to close this hour?

Yeah, minutes pretty hard. Probably hour or two hour gap. I reckon if you were an hour either side, that's still bloody good. Yeah, hour either side. We'll give you one above, one below. And anywhere in Australia. Oh, look, I were aware that Mania is killed because you have to get on the ferry.

Yeah, it's confusing. Yeah, no, no, no. Anywhere you could, or an aqua truck, anywhere you could cycle to without donning the aqua wheels or having a boat beneath the wheels. Yes, yeah. Well, yeah, mainland Australia is still pretty big. Yes, very big. Okay, all right, well,

you're ready, we're ready to fire it up. If you're ready to go, we reckon, what are you reckon? Four out of five? Four out of five, I guess you're going. Yeah, it gets you McCoy. Guess the luck. Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. Here we go. Bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. I suppose it is true, you do want to ride it. You just send us in how long the journey will be, how many musely bars and water bottles you'll have to take.

Jeremiah, how far, by bicycle, according to Google Maps, is Harvey Bay to Byron Bay? That is 27-hours. Oh my God,. That's very well done. And he can type it in that clip. I just just realized we've got you we've left the door wide open to cheating here. You can't type it in that clip. You couldn't have typed it in that clip. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Okay. Hey, Nick. What are you seeing in your head? Are you seeing the map? I've got what?

I can't just know like there's different places in a show because I've traveled around a bit so then I just kind of estimate them between. Yeah, but you haven't traveled by bike, I assume. Yeah, but just because my phone's away from the bike setting. It doesn't have to be.

It doesn't have to be. You know how to change that? Yeah, it's not like you need preview. Yeah, now that's you. Yeah, now that's you. Yeah, that's it. And the other thing is too, I mean, with all due respect to Google, who are no doubt monitoring this, is they monitor anything electronic that happens globally, the bike thing's off. It's like the walking thing, I think, you're too for an average pace.

I mean, if you really put your foot down, you can really get it done. But it doesn't matter. That's their estimate. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, I'm just't matter. That's their estimate. Okay. Re, okay. I mean, I'm just tossing up here how hard we make it. What about this?

Harvey Bay 2, to Womba. 19-0. Oh my God, 19-0 is 23, remember. Gosh. And here's Womba boys, bigger inland, did he, in Australia.

Oh, okay. You can't get another coin, then. Yeah. I! Okay. You can't get another coin, Ben. I like that. You can't. You're home to Super Rooster. Yeah, you'd almost, you'd probably ride there. You'd actually take an hour off for the excitement. Yeah.

I think it was, if anyone else has a long ride, not if anyone else has a long ride. But as you close it in, the legs are... You can't. Okay, tricky one. Harvey Bay to Adelaide. 102 out of... This is ridiculous.

It's 102 out of... Geez. This is unbelievable. Well, he's three from three. I mean, it's... How old are you, Jeremiah? I think, first I think, but... First I think he's a brand new animal.

No wonder he only ride bikes in Paris recently. Exactly, that's it. How are you going at school? You wouldn't have time to study. Like, you just looking at Google all the time to learn this stuff. Yeah, I know. OK, hey, well, this is for the win.

This is for the point. This is for the coin. Harvey Bay to cans. That means you're Alice. Yeah, it's got it. Well, I mean, it's exactly the same as you're Alice. Brilliant. Brilliant.

I think it's so good that you're... You think he's fake it, so bad. You think there's a trick but he can't be fake. He can't be fake it can you Jeremiah now literally just know He just knows it all right. Can you give you one more? Yeah, just for luck. I just for like you've won the clan. I mean it's phenomenal. I'm more in shock than anything else Yeah, Harvey beta Mildura via the wall track Oh, you've got the Mildrag. I've never relieved in that one before

But I'll say I'll say 82. 84 hours. Oh, really close. You're still questioning whether he's cheating, aren't you? Well, no, I know you're not changing your mind because you're swearing to us on your hand. I mean, do you want to FaceTime him? For one? Is that what you want to FaceTime him? For one?

Is that what you want to do? No, no. It just feels like you're questioning you. It's so fast and so accurate. Yeah, it's unbelievable. But do you want to show me FaceTime? No, I don't need to do it, mate, because I believe you. Okay, like you know, Andy?

No, no, no, no. This is purity, penis, eh. Oh, God, what? Yeah, no. Got one back. You're a smart man, you know what's up? Well, well done, Jerobo. Jeremiah's uncle, it's phenomenal.

Fantastic, mate. Congratulations. You're going to get your coin every night. You're getting your coin. I mean, we're going to send it by a bike. It's from Melbourne. How long will that take? Oh, no one else? Yeah, he's got it.

I've even even got that written down. Absolutely. That's what I'll be telling you, the guy. Brilliant, mate. Well done. Good on you, mate. Ando, we've mentioned on the show sometimes I'll am prone to an impulse buy. Yeah, we did a 10 minutes of last week's show to the

your camping gear. Camping gear is good. We have an officially camp, we have tried. You will not camp. I will camp, sir. I keep going up the stage, I'm out. I keep going, I many, many times. But don't I have to, was it before the end of the year? I can't remember the bit.

I think it was, wasn't it before the end? And I already forget was it twice or once. No, it was once. I almost upped it to twice. Twice, right? I will camp twice at once. I've almost got enough sleeping bags. Yeah, two, two, two.

Get up in the middle of that and go to a different tent. For the emergency boy. I've almost got enough sleeping bags. Yeah, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, I'm adding more and more to it, but the big delivery came. I've been drip feeding it to be getting various camping packages over the weeks. We're almost at critical point, but here's something that haven't been doing the week. Almost a critical mass when I'm like, I've got all the gear.

To camp. There's been a few dribs and drabs of purchase. Thank you, fine mate. Thank you, fine. No, to go to the camp. I had a friend telling me the other day that he reckons the small electric chainsaw he bought was the best thing he ever got for camping to cut up some sticks and stuff for the campfire.

Yeah, okay, so I'm just having a little look at those. And then we'll be near critical matters. He is an axe. He's a person I met the other during the week that is unfortunately was not an impulse. It was started as an impulse buy, but it turned into an accident and it's a little purchase. At the milk brand near our house, I had not an impulse. It started as an impulse by, but it turned into an accidental purchase. At the milk brand near our house, I had my little girl, I had Rudy, and I was going to pick up, who's she's two, sunny five, going to pick up from Kinder, and we're going to

have a picnic in the park. Right. There's a little bit of chat from Rudy with the milk bar. They want some snacks. We have a cross-lunt, no, no, no, no, just trying to cut down on sugar. We've got, I had a banana smoothie packed, we had some fruit. Peek-a-boo in the park.

Don't pick in the park. Don't go in a full stomach. And I was just like, look, you know, close to dinner. Just a lot of reasons why sugar wasn't, that's where my head was at. Then I look on the can, and I see, you know, there's some biscuits, right? There's some biscuits, I look at the back of the ingredients,

it was literally this, pumpkin puree, cinnamon, oats, like pretty healthy, that's a pretty healthy biscuit. No sugar, so it's like no sugar, no, not that I care about it, but no, you know, whatever, nuts, veg, whatever. So it's like, you know what, I can cut two bits of one stone here,

that seems like a really healthy biscuit. It's basically pumpkin and spice and cinnamon and porridge and cinnamon and porridge, and they've made a biscuit out of it somehow. So I go, I'm gonna check these on too. So, change to the, one of the friends with girls we know, work at the store, and I was like, oh great, scans the biscuits and goes,

and who's the lucky, who's the lucky pup that'll get these? And I thought she was just saying it as a nice thing to say. And I said, rough. And she goes, nice thing to say and I said rough and she goes yeah great. And she goes but seriously you guys you don't have a dog and then I realised the biscuits are bone-shaped but they're in cellophane with a ribbon. I don't know how I've done here. I've put these dog biscuits, he's like gourmet dog biscuits thinking that they're a human.

He was saying they were on a human shelf in cell phone. Feed them to your kids. And so I've gone, yep, I'm just going, but you don't have a dog. But I like dogs. We're going to visit one. So it's like I go to this milk bar all the time. I can't have them know that I bought dog biscuits for my children.

So I'm like, yes, we're gonna visit one. And then, which one? Really? Alfie, he's a big, but he's a saintly man. He lives many miles away. He's sick. He never walks over here. Sounds like a nursery rhyme.

Yeah, yeah. And he must take him a bone, a bone to his home. So that's why you had to get him a bone, a biscuit. So I went and picked up Sunni, and then Rudy's just chatting ahead off about the biscuits we got. We got biscuits, we got biscuits. She thinks they're gingerbread men.

We're gingerbread biscuits. So he's like, oh, we got gingerbread biscuits. Yeah, we got some, there are some biscuits. They have been some biscuits for. Has it been a smoothy, it's picnic in the park. It's like, I really want to drink a drink of biscuit. And they saw them in my backpack, because I just thought, I'm going to give these to my sister and brother-in-law,

because I've got a dog. Then he saw them. And he's like, can we have a business that looks at me? I'm going to tell you something. They're for dogs. What about dog biscuits for us? Yeah, I didn't know. And then I saw they were bones, and they are for dogs. And say that you could eat them, but they wouldn't be very nice.

And this one's like, you should eat one. It's not Gapia. It turned into Gapia. It's not a television show. It turned into Gapia. I just basically realized there's like the only skill I've got. Like Harry Kool can take his son to the park

and kick a goal from 100 meters or whatever. Now he's got that, okay. Don't tell me Harry Kool isn't doing soccer stuff to impress his kid. He, if he has kids. All right. Don't tell me Harry Kool isn't doing soccer stuff to impress his kid here, if he has kids. All right, don't tell me Kobe is not dunking to show his kid how it's done, right? You and I are. He's a dad's with talents.

We don't really have a talent, but we, I tell you what though, I can jam something in a mouth and pretend it's tasty or not, yeah. That's kind of all we've ever trained for. Yes. They said, all right, Sammy, okay, well, if we don't tell them I'm here we go, let's, Yes. They said, all right, Sammy. Okay, well, if we don't tell them, here we go.

Let's, I'll leave the dog biscuit, bought the house down, like just screaming, cheering. I'm gagging. I mean, it's, yeah, you know, you've seen me. Oh, yeah, I know, I know. Perfect holiday is on this weekend. It's on Sunday, everybody, a new TV show. Myself, friend, it's not, I mean,

it's better than eating a dog biscuit. I'm just saying, the consumer at home version in the park. Yeah. It's a winner. I'll give you a dog biscuit, you've got neck disease. Yeah, I'll take one. I love it. I mean, in fact, Baker Gingerbread biscuit in the shape of a bone. No, we'd never fake it. That's true. We do have some ethics. Hey, time for this. You kicking yourself? Let's kick this on with a real fast one, and I love this from Chase. Power move, when bungee jumping, I think everyone, have we all bungee jumped before?

Yeah, usually everyone's terrified and they do the three, two, one bungee. And they're like, you've got to go and we yell bungee. That's the thing. When bungee jumping and they count down from three, jump on two. Hahaha. Really like that, good. This is from Tom. He said, most days my colleague and I leave

the office at the same time, but every now and again, I like to stay back just a little bit behind him So I'll meet you down the car park and as he leaves in front of the bosses I yell at half-day is it me? That is similar one Coming to who was from said at the end of the day when people leaving the office Make sure you're out to everyone. Thanks for popping in when people leave in the office, make sure you're allowed to everyone. Thanks for popping in. LAUGHTER

Both of you. Ando, Power Move from Kiyara, an international podcaster. My 90 year old great aunt recently moved into a fancy new retirement home in Chester, so this could be England, and started a book club. That's good. In a dazzling Power Move, the first book she assigned was her own self-mublished novel,

different drummers. Hey, that's a touchy. And what are we all thinking of the author? Pretty good. Finger on the pulse. Hey, Luke Fletcher, this comes in from. Yeah. Hoyboy's power move.

When you're with a group of mates and you suggest the idea of taking a group photo, take your phone out and pass it to one of your mates that's sitting within the group indicating that they're not allowed to be in it. Oh, good one. Like goodie. Photographer GDs. Hey, same situation when I've got a two different power moves here that deal with the same situation. It's when someone is sure they've met you before.

Yep. Okay. First one comes from Damien. He says, look, when they, when you know for a fact they haven't met you before, was I'm saying, I feel like we've managed to say just to clear that you're on season three of Big Brother. No one cares about Big Brother enough to remember season three. Okay, not about one. Same topic.

I'm not sure that, oh, that's, I know we've already played the same bit. Take it back. I mean, if I know someone's on Big Brother, I don't go, what a ledge. Like, true, but that's you. You're not impressed by Big Brother. Jacko? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a cool little anecdote. Like, oh yeah, cool, but it's not a power move.

If you're like, I was in season three of Big Brother, I'm the best, but if you're like, oh yeah, it's because I was in season three of Big Brother, you would have an air of you like, oh, this guy does stuff. He got something. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

This guy does stuff. Legitimate power cord. Yeah, okay, well, here's the legitimate power cord. Yeah. Okay. Well, he isn't he's he's the ultimate card You can play okay? This comes from lucky smaller target audience, but this has got the potential to rattle people if you've met someone And they say I recognize you or you look familiar reply with yet. I used to work in porn They'll likely say oh no, no, no at which point you can them and say, don't worry mate, I get it all the time. You can do it that way.

I thought, finally, I've probably seen someone from season three big brother, had sleeve day gone on. Hey, we put a vid up last night on Instagram. We'll back at the website as well, homestay.com. A moment that happens on the TV show this week we'd love people to watch perfect holiday. It's on 7 p.m. on Channel 9. Event television channel 9.

Yeah, it's something that's unique to events. Special event, Jack, isn't it? Well, I guess it's not a series, like it's only three episodes. Yeah, three big events. Yeah, it's like a mini series, really. Well, it's like the three part, what's a trilogy, really. It's like kind of like a double. It's a big,. Yeah. It's like a mini series really. Well, it's like the three-part was a trilogy really. It's like kind of like a Marvel. It's a big, big

Steve origin, the Glee Barricain lore. Hey, Mitch, for Australia, for Andy. The devil. I'll say Steve. I'll say Steve, I'll say Steve. No, it's not at all. I was really trying to go, how is this not set us up as Australia versus some other country? What's the biggest stitch up? No, we are, we should clarify. We go in, that's how it's made. Sometimes we're against each other. I can't see how.

I represent the devil. Sometimes I definitely represent the devil. We find if we're dealing out the devil card, I reckon I'm the devil two or three times this weekend. But in the end, the devil two or three times this weekend. But in the end, the devils, they hug, they hide, they clip-offs in a high five and they turn back into humans and they have a lot of fun. If you don't have anything about the show,

a Hamish-Naw surprised you. We haven't helped. A Hamish-Naw surprised each other on our travel. Recent travel show around America, did a lot of Alaska, Colorado, Vegas, California, a lot of Texas. And we surprise each other every day with an activity we've got ready for.

Yeah, more of an adventure, isn't it? I could take it in turns to plan that day's adventure. We put up last night though, a video, it's kind of a behind the scenes type video because it made us laugh so much. Obviously, the focus is on Hamish and I, most of the time. And very rarely do the cameraman,

people get a look in. We demand it. Now, you, people might have seen the ads too rolling around. There's a thing we do. The very first thing of the show is a thing called figure eight school bus racing, which is, I can't believe this is a real thing, but it's like a demolition derby with school buses

that just drive in a figure eight. So obviously in the middle of the eight, that's where a lot of accidents happen during the race. It becomes a game of chicken. As you go to the club. And the crowd knows this is why the crowd loves it. They just want to see buses slamming into each other.

But at the same time, we've got a trombone in the race. Somehow they allow Andy to be a driver, which you'll see this weekend. Well, I know how you organized it. I don't want to answer. Well, I couldn't believe when I said Andy's got his bus license yet, they would let us do it. Now, we, I was navigating, so I'm strapped in behind you. We're like in a five-point racing seat harness like we got helmets and stuff on a

neck braces, but we're going along a very old bus. So yeah, no stage as you feel safe. Jack, I would paint a picture for you We're going on like the clappers the audio you're about to hear is audio from the TV show So our our isolated Mike's Hamish and I and their ground announcer and your bit of the crowd, you know, the professional stuff as Hamish and I are heading back in to the middle of the figure eight and it looks like we're gonna be perfectly T-bone by another buff. A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, A-mo, in the bus. Was this the camera mic or is this off Tim's mic? It's off the camera mic basically. So Tim's filming it, Tim's who's our buddy we grew up with and every camera has a microphone

but then a very good camera, then a very good microphone. Usually it's where a microphone and your body to get better audio. But the camera mic still records stuff. Just, you know, because it may as well. And so out of interest, one of our editors, we never listen to the camera mic audio. Our editor wanted to find out whether there was any other sounds going on. This is the sound of the camera maneuver, buddy. Now, he's professional as you'll see as you go to the website.

He holds the shot. Holt the shot doesn't take the camera off us, but this has not been tricked up. Or, all we've done here is just strip out all the background noise and it's just the microphone that was, I guess, like, a 20-setternators in front of Tim's face. What on... Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! You know, we're seeing you 10-boughtly father of three, realizing in that instant he has made a terrible career choice and he's about to die.

His wife didn't realize that he was in the bus and only found out how do we post it. She made the exact same noise. I texted her to say, have you ever heard him make that noise? Jesus read back saying, for the record, I definitely have a scream like that. So we took him to a place everyone, you'll see it on the side. It's a lot of fun coming on the road with us. Hey, love it when people feel like the form at HamishDanny.com, think it's, well, you can always check out the vids there.

We never tell, we never big up web geeseages. No, we don't. Go subscribe to our YouTube. All these vids. Web geeseages does a lot of hard work. I don't know if he can hear, oh no, he can hear us. Well, that's how modest he is.

That's how I was at other speakers must not be in it there. But now, and he's just continued working, which proves my point. And he does amazing work. Subscribe at YouTube. Pick your pipe. I mean, in Shum's group, as we all know, is down and out. But the strong survived, and YouTube remains up and about, as well as other pipes. But yeah, people go there.

They fill up the VIP form, a very important podcaster. And you can see the historic special skills as well as other parts. But yeah, people go there, they fill up the VIP form, very important podcaster. And you can see the historic special skills as well. There's bunch of stuff up there from the show. All the way back to duck summoning and some of the big claims that we've had. But here's another one, Andy, what do you got? Phil Brodyen, he said, I have a friend with a life changing dish saving,

kitchen revolutionizing talent. Let me go again. Well, I mean, he's selling it from home shopping. Life changing dish saving, kitchen revolutionizing talent. He can pick the exact top work container that can fit any volume of leftovers. And he's unbeatable. This is an interesting skill.

I a top aware a lot. any volume of leftovers and he's unbeatable. This is an interesting skill. I a tupperware a lot. We have a lot of not brand tupperware, like I think Deco is the brand we have at home. I have a love-hate relationship with it. It seems to me we have two drawers full of it because we're a lot of kids feel like freeze the voluonais or whatever. But once washed,

nary, a lead in a container shell meet again, we had someone professionally come in and reorganize it. Really? We had a pantry consultant come in, lost touch with the common man. He was over hooked up. I lost lost touch with the, I said, honey, let's do the old system.

Sometimes I put stuff in, tupperware and I put cloud wrap over it. Cause I can't find the lead. But we even had that for a week and then it just got jumbled up again. I thought the person was in the hours for a week. Between the hours for a week. Giving me a piggyback surround because my legs were tired. But what I'm saying is very difficult to get now. You wouldn't like my Tupperware system I don't think because I made a big supermaid five liters of soup the other day, dished it out some to freeze, some to keep. And I, the bit to keep in the fridge, I got a cereal container at the Tupperware

and used for cereal. I feel it, I feel it half full, because there wasn't enough to fill it up to the Tupperware and that'll do. And she went in the, she went in the fridge like that. So you probably wouldn't approve of that. As a Philip was writing in a behalf of a friend, which we don't get very often for special skills, but I like it because the endorsements already there. I wondered whether he was talking about me because I think I am very good at this,

but he's talking about- Does it surprise me that you would think that you're very good at this? Yes, he's talking about a friend of his called Eli, who joins us now. Eli, you there? Yeah, I'm here boys, I'll hold you. I've got Phillip as well. Phillip, you've got Phillip to Vetsu. Phillip, you agree with the testimony as read by Andy?

Yep, Eli, biggest fan. What's the best type of wear situation you've seen Eli pull off? There was a roast dinner and so you've obviously got a few different shaped pizza food. And I, the good guest went to put it all in and I got stood aside and told him to watch and learn. From there I was amazed. He segmented it all, did he? He did, he did. It was his thing. It was not for me to interfere with it.

No professional, good professionals do. they know their place and they know whether skill the best use that they just went to town and it was there was no compression of the food on a verified clean to clean to the top it wasn't just anyone can stuff food into the buffet Chinese and then yeah so he didn't put it all in one and squash it down with the lid on and use a rubber band to keep the lid on

No, I've been there So much like you see he was sort of like a pro golfer and you're in the gallery just standing a few feet away Through all the chance to see one of your heroes up close doing what he does best. They're staying deadly quiet Okay, Eli only to you Obviously someone's put you forward. Did you know you had this skill? Or was it just come naturally on the day? Well, it's hard to say. I really think I was born with it from totally honest. Yeah, that's a big draw, honesty. From when your young age, if your mum was pumping breast milk and putting it in a container,

you would cough and wag all the finger and go, there is a better container for that mum. If you're going to freeze it, use one of the vacuum bags. Well here's my my concern with this with kind of comes to special skills and that's why I wanted to put it to Jack I think I can sense where this is gone someone's nominated a skill that you think you might have and yeah yeah and so I just wanted to put it to you guys whether we could because I wouldn't bring this to the table regularly, but I would say if Eli beats me, I'll be impressed. How do we test this?

I mean, Eli, do you think you could beat Andy? It can, can't do any of these other things. He's of considerable talent, but you, you know how good you are. Yes, I do think I could beat Andy actually. Okay. So that, he's, what I wanna throw, want to throw down is that what are we looking for? Like when he said stuffing food in I don't want to stuff food in but I also don't like having

any gaps. I like what you let's use. Let's use soup as an example. How many centimeters off the top of the top of a container if you were freezing soup would you fill it? Whoa, maximum one, I think? Yeah, okay, because you do have to leave a little bit because it's, you know, the soup can expand. Yep, yep, yep.

Now that's good, I do the same. Okay, so my other question was, is there a world with like a huge amount of leftovers where you will throw away a little bit, but you've still chosen the right container. Does that make sense? So we're talking about a rounding error. So if you've got a large amount of ball and a sauce,

and it's a little bit more than one container, but a lot less than another, you would prefer to put it in the container that it's a little bit more than that. I think that's a better choice of container, maximizing freezer space. But I want to know what, are you like? Is that what bothers you about having air in the containers? It's wasting freezer space.

Absolutely. Okay. That's good to know. Yeah, I concur. I concur. I concur. So me feeling up half a cereal container, the worst cereal bit back. Yeah, I got that's why I said you, it's a bit of tarp and upset Andy. So me feeling up half a cereal container. The worst soup in the bag.

I got that's why it's a bit of tarp and upset Andy. And half a special skill. OK, I was fine with it. Sometimes I'd been able to just put the pot in the fridge, which is half full of soup. Yeah, not for Eli. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have a table, Jack and I might organize this, because I feel like I need assistance here because my blind spot to what is good Tupperware. Yeah, I'm do me, but Jack, you would Tupperware a lot. Yeah, I think you want close to the top without touching.

Would you say that? You don't want the foot to actually be touching a lid. That's a good way to mark our separation. And then I would say for competition standards, we don't want you to be able to throw away a portion. Okay, unless unless they're throwing away before they pack But how many how many I suppose it comes out here's the thing like what if we have let's say we've got like 800 mills Yeah of bologna sauce Okay, and that's in a saucepan because I think that's what we have to simulate

We like this is the thing you cooked it in. Yeah. Then what do we have like eight selections of tupperware and you've got to pick the right one? I thought even more I thought it'd be like 20. I'm pretty, yeah. Like at the end of, in the end of Jones and the, holy grail, yeah, yeah, room full of it up where he chose wisely, he chose poorly,

those are turns into dust. It's down in the end of Jones will supply. Eli is that makes sense to you then that I would not normally be used to that amount of container options. Yeah, no, we do have a lot of containers that I am definitely not in the end of Jones sort of level. So I just wonder whether it's the skill that you guys want to bring in your own Tapoey. My question was, is the skill a volume assessment from the naked eye? Or is it picking out the best container you've got? Because I think what I think you guys have to put in front of us is lots of different shapes and sizes of containers. Not just seeing, like not a

Bushgood old of containers where you can see. No, no you can know no no there might be two that are 500 bills different colors different brand yeah okay yep yeah um that's you farm with that a lot yeah it sounds good um would you like Philip to come along sure that would be good where are these guys based where are they based uh we're in Queensland she's alright are you proud okay do you like Philip to face Simon? Look, Phil can come. But you guys are going to be, it's not going to be a nice airfare.

How about this? It's going to be an absolute nightmare of a flight for you guys. Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, that's a standard. What about probably only being Melbourne for about an hour? What about Phil comes? Yep. But if he loses, he has to rig in versus his flight. Ooh, well that's good.

And I'm, the thing is, it's not really a risk to make it. I am very confident. Yeah, like a promoter of the fight. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. All right, that's the deal I think. Yeah, yeah. Hang on the line.

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