Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 79

Episode Date: November 20, 2019

1. Bitcoin – history repeating 2. Brian Apple 3. Cliché sayings 4. Movie man 5. Power Moves 6. Perfect Holiday – chilli eyes ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Oh, hey everyone. Oh, hey, you home? Oh, hey, boy. Oh, hey, you jacko. Oh, hey. 1 Hi everyone! Hi, do you home? Hi, boy.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Hi, do you Jacko? Hi, for the second time last of the year, the second last time of the year, and a hoiter angus in Arizona. Hi, boys. Happy birthday, Andy, and make sure you stick clear of those nasty cancer sticks, man. I'm currently in Tucson, Arizona, in exchange.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Exam study now on the back burner, as the boys and I plan our trip to Phoenix for the Thanksgiving weekend. We're going for the big rivalry game of college football versus Arizona State. And just before I go, although I usually sit with Andy on the fast and loose segment, give the people the what's up. I shouldn't need to be reading through wiki how on a Tuesday afternoon just to do this. Hey, me, please take the reins here and congratulations again on the superior penis. Thank you very much. We are not absolutely not talking about the SP nor are we teasing NP for his IP.
Starting point is 00:01:14 We are simply moving on with the SP and the IP firmly decided. However, in the past it should not define us. Yeah, man, it's not an island. No, is he defined by the esthness of his pen? LAUGHTER A lot to download, unpack there from Angus. Yeah. And some just got a little bit of a kid.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Well, it's on on the F-2. There is a young man studying abroad for a big game coming up in the weekend and still had five hours to figure out how to upload a music file. The amount of procrastination we did at University or College, there was easily five hours in the day to do something like that. Hey, I've got to start with something quite serious. Well, we're known for us, it's a serious show.
Starting point is 00:01:56 And what do we analyze? We need to, I need to walk through a bit of history, so you're going to bear with me, right? You and I, well, you bought out of our shared account Bitcoin. Yes, I did. Many moons ago. How many years now, do you reckon? Oh, good. Seven. Yep. Now I'm known as the Ford Thinking Patient Strategic Investor as the group. Andy, more of a, oh, I heard, I heard NABs got a 1.9% bond,
Starting point is 00:02:27 boring old bond account. That'd be a nice boring way to make money. Sure, put a bit of cash in that. No worries, mate. If that don't make you happy, I, on the other hand, will take a small amount of money and invest it in our future in an exciting technology. Yeah, I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:02:42 How did that pay that for us? They immediately lost 60% of their value. They dropped about $250. Yep, they then skyrocketed. To somewhere in the region of 25,000 US. How did it turn out for us specifically? Well, unfortunately, we got Jez, our web geezer, to purchase the Bitcoin's on our behalf.
Starting point is 00:03:00 So our initial $1800 outlay did turn into $50,000 of paper money or digital money. Yep. But Jess gifted the passwords to the universe. Because Jess is a generous, he's a beautiful soul. He lost the passwords. Well, that's one way of looking at it. And he does a really beautiful soul and he does not like hogging things.
Starting point is 00:03:19 So he gave it to the universe. I've got to look it out there somewhere. So we could have lost him. He lost them technically. He did a letter of the law, he lost them, but itper-it somewhere. He lost them. He lost them technically. He did a letter of all of the lost them, but it's okay, you know, we forgive him. It's, did our own 12 grand at the moment or something, so 24 grand remains lost. Until we printed our own Bitcoin, really our own Hamish and Anticoin, which is equal to one coin, we now sit on a pile of billions.
Starting point is 00:03:40 If you can find someone to buy it for that price, of course. Oh, yes, of course, we're not buying it from you, but that's the value we give it. Um, I'm, Jack was helping me with Bitcoin back in the day. Yes, Jack has purchased many Bitcoins, unfortunately earning himself the name, nickname the Bitcoin Weasel. Yes. And it turns to run people through that. I've got a little bit here.
Starting point is 00:04:01 The day we discovered that we had lost out two bitcoins, but Jack had gone and bought seven. And he was pretending to be sad for us that we'd lost $50,000. But he was sitting over there completely out of touch with the common man. On a rich pile. Sitting on the basically, we were like, Fiji trying to find some money to buy a tank and Jack was the US defense force. Exactly. This was the day we discovered that. Canceling Jack. Just quietly stroking his Weasel chin was Jack posed.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Thumbing his Weasel coins going, I wonder if I could spend $2,000 Weasel and get seven bitcoins on the current market worth $24,718. I know. You're checking it every day, Jack. And you keep telling us, we're like, yeah, I know, I made it tougher. We're all out of trapped and you're like, yeah, it's bad. It's so bad.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Look at you laughing like the weasel you are. You pretended to be in prison, was you? The bloody warden. So that's where that's at. Now would it be fair to say out of the group, Jack has been the Bitcoin master. Crypto has been climbed to Jack. That would that be fair to say, Jack?
Starting point is 00:05:14 Well, I mean, I didn't cash out at that high point. That was probably around about the highest it got. Did anyone tell you to cash out? No, but...oh, yeah, you did. Yeah, you did a few times. but you did on the way up as well. Even though I'd been nipped on the ankle by the weasel, I still was kind enough to offer him advice on where to build the best burrow. I'll keep going. Yeah, the moment all we've done is just taken trip down. It's in for an alleyway filled with agony and friends becoming overlords.
Starting point is 00:05:47 So, because Jack is the Bitcoin weavers would also, the king of Bitcoin according to us, I got him to help purchase one for me. And I had that and a bit of a portion left over on that. And Jack had it with his coins, right? Is this the one you got for Rudy? Yeah, yeah. When my daughter was born, Andy very generously bequeathed her a B.C. And I got a good bounce at the time.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I thought it was going to be more, but it dipped the day that Jack purchased it, so I had 0.2 left over of a Bitcoin. Right. 0.2 exactly? Yeah, well, it was like quite a specific 0.189 or something. That's it. So it's taken me a while to get on to Jack and say, hey mate, flick that across to me.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I'm going to cash you out in the answer 12 grand or something and I'll take 2.5 grand or whatever it is. Of course you will. Can you email from Jack on Sunday 6 p.m. Hi, man. So I've walked us into some interestingly familiar territory. But it's a territory we hoped to never walk you begin. In short, I currently do not have access to your or my big one.
Starting point is 00:06:54 It's all just a little bit of history. What's happened, Jack? I will be unable to turn through the big coin. Let me read it into the point now where we will be able to say to this team, put your hand up if you haven't lost us Bitcoin and no one will be able to raise their hand. He right goes on the right on Friday, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ride goes on to ride on Friday, eh, eh, when you're emailed, I dug out a thing called a treasure wallet, which essentially a USB for a wallet is meant to be more secure and nobody can hack it.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yes, you talk about this all the time. You access it with a pin. And if you forget your pin too many times, you get a backup recovery phase, phrase 24 words that you use to restore your wallet. I put the pinning incorrectly, then I couldn't find my phrase. He found it, he put in his secondary phrase,
Starting point is 00:07:54 long story short, they're all trapped, he couldn't get in. It's locked you out. Well, I have, this is the funny thing, I have the recovery phrase that I'm meant to use for this USB wallet, which is meant to be more secure. It's offline. You take your big coins offline,
Starting point is 00:08:07 no one can hack into them. At this stage, not even me. Because I've got 24 words which I thought would restore the wallet and I type them in and I've done it a thousand times and then it's not restoring. So Jack went on a goose chat, a wild hunt to find the phrase, where was it hidden? The phrase I'd hidden in my,
Starting point is 00:08:28 and when I found it, it's not there anymore, so it doesn't matter. Now we know where to not look. It is where my dress shoes are. So in the shoe box where my dress shoes are, and when I saw it there, I was like, yes, now I remember I did hide it here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:43 So it would be hours to find that. Then I was so relieved, because I thought, yes, now I remember I did hide it here. It would be hours to find that. Then I was so relieved because I thought, well, now I've saved my Bitcoin and Andy's Bitcoin, but that doesn't work. And I can't think of why I would ever make a secondary phrase. Maybe I restored it once before, but I can't remember doing it. It made a secondary phrase of 24 words. We're not smart enough to have Bitcoin. We're not clever enough to have Bitcoin. Itident. No, we're not smart enough to have a bit coincident.
Starting point is 00:09:05 We're not clever enough to have a bit coincident. It should be responsible for serving this as well. He hit it so successfully, it's now gone. Well, for people who don't remember that bit, again, down in Maryland, and I wanted to know with Jack, do we go down this path? So we bought in a hypnotist and a psychic to hypnotize Jesus and try and get it out of him.
Starting point is 00:09:22 This is what Jez came up with back in the day. Capital P has all... Capital P. And you're serving all one, two, three, four, so... One, two, three, four, so... Don't tell me it's password, one, two, three, four, That's the one you're serving. He's probably written password. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I cryptic. I don't personally think we go to their parakeet. We tried for people who didn't listen to the radio show that year. Every single was at Monday or Tuesday. People would call up and try the password. On air, the deal was with the coins 50-50. Yep.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I reckon we, what do we do? We would have done a hundred attempts. Yeah. With every permutation of capital's lower cases. So he's what I'd wanted to bring to the group and I told Jack not to mention it to you, Ham. So I wanted us to work through this together. So the act, Jack, yeah. Jack has said he will transfer me the money
Starting point is 00:10:36 because he's lost it. And I said, I don't want that. I want the Bitcoin, that's right. But what I would like to propose, Jack, is instead of the transfer, I know he's on number one breakfast show in Melbourne, the kind of money these days, so he could do it. But... Well, it really sounds during the summer.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Yeah, he's bad. What I'd like Jack in exchange is one big ask. Okay. At some point next year, or a blank check ask. No, not money based. Fade a base, a fake base. A fake base, like a wild card. Like you get to, you get to,
Starting point is 00:11:12 when you think of it, ask for any favor and I can't say no. Yep. Give me a big ask. And I can't say no. No. I can't, I would be very careful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah. How about, if you're worried about this, how about, hey, I'm as a mediator, you can see if the ask is fair. What about this? You have all summer to find the Bitcoin. But if you come back episode one of next year and you haven't found it,
Starting point is 00:11:38 if you haven't found Annie's point 189, the big ask is in play, and I will mediate it. That is sadly only fair. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha varieties. He's so exciting. Just hit the world about two weeks. We knew we know one guy that we have to speak to about this. We don't get to break Apple news very often this show. The last time we had our mate Brian on who is known in well not just in fruit circles and in world circles. As the Apple list. He's an Apple expert. He got into the game himself. Yes, he doesn't come from, I don't believe he comes from
Starting point is 00:12:26 an Apple family or a fresh produce background. No, he started. Not a farmer amongst these family members. Started as a fan of the fruit. Yep, and he is now an expert of it. I guess like someone going to a basketball game and getting caught onto the court and now they're dunking and scoring 50 points of match.
Starting point is 00:12:43 And you would think Apple companies would invent this position yeah to try and drop up a bit of excitement not funded by a big apple company be it apple or someone else but he joins us now Brian frange thank you very much for coming back on the show hello everybody it's good to be back i hope since i've left everyone's taken their red delicious apples and thrown them in a dumpster the worst apple in america i can't believe my influence doesn't stretch that far because the red
Starting point is 00:13:12 delicious apple is still the most popular apple in australia what's going on it remains unsale uh... i've got tough to lie to apple on fire i don't know that just just following through on the visual um... brine it's true isn't you don't know. Just following through on the visual. Brian, it's true, isn't it? You don't take any money from Big Fruit? Oh, no, I refuse to solely my good name by taking
Starting point is 00:13:34 Big Fruit super packed money. I do not take any money at all. All my opinions are my own. Yep, however. That being said, I haven't visited orchards. Yes. I run by certain companies. And I have sampled the forbidden fruit that are not out yet, that I can talk about. But that's really not me. I'm accepting, I'm not lining my pocket. Yeah. Apple money. You're simply there as an independent fruit observer. Of course you've got to taste the prudges. I mean Brian, the last time we had you on the show, 2017, it's been a couple of years, we've missed you. We like, just to give people a taste
Starting point is 00:14:14 if they're not familiar with your work. We've lined up a bunch of people that we just grabbed that have written into the show that are on our very important podcast list to throw a few Apple species at you, varieties at you to see, to get your feedback, because our favorite aspect of your profession is that you're able to expertly and immediately assess an Apple variety.
Starting point is 00:14:35 But before we get into that, I just wanted to, I mean, we should remind people, this was quite incredible, but when you talked about the sweet tango, which was your favorite back in the day we had to know about that particular apple here Australia is it still your favorite it is still my favorite it is still the number one apple it's been a number one apple for three years running however there has been so many hot fresh up and coming apple
Starting point is 00:15:01 okay i would say the three tango with that risk of being defrauded any year now who would you say the three uh... top suitors for the crown uh... absolutely there there's a new apple come into town that people feel like might be the next big thing in apple and you know and that is the cosmic crisp such a wonderful name
Starting point is 00:15:24 yes i mean who who this is that the most incredible name is better than the sweet tango which by the way not the best name if you look at the name sweet tango it's got one t yeah really the first part is sweet yeah it's on a sweet anger or sweet anger that's that's confusing the new apple coming out called the cosmic christ to say to say the middle of one of trillia
Starting point is 00:15:51 uh... but it is it is currently grown only in central washington in and coming on to cembers first have you tested it it i went to the orchard last year before it was even out and i walked up to a tree that was filled with cosmic christ these dark apples with starlight
Starting point is 00:16:11 uh... little dot dot that that's why it's called the constant that's not what it from the tree and i took out a bite and it wasn't very good but that's because it wasn't ready yet it was right it's a big it's a big that that really was a fruit and a clad that's that was getting ready for just an avalanche of adjude gives me instead it was just a mistime sample have you have you sampled it for shandy they're gonna make
Starting point is 00:16:38 two million boxes of stuff in twenty twenty they're gonna go all over the world you're gonna get your hands in a cosmic Chris i have a feeling it's part honey crisp part enterprise apple no one's ever eaten enterprise with their entire lives i'm unsure that they exist but everybody knows the honey crisp aka as the growers call it the money Chris because if you get a you know really gonna cash crop well we want to see whether your taste of change tastes do evolve and a couple of our very important podcastes are joining us now George a
Starting point is 00:17:10 hoi do you mate all right George uh... one of our apple past french uh... the royal gala okay you gotta be really careful with gala apple because there's a lot of them and the royal gala if you're talking about the royal gole that's primarily grown in new zeland that is the top
Starting point is 00:17:31 eleven apple in all of apples will delicious apple yet that royal gole uh... is is number eleven it's it's a serviceable apple it's currently the number one most in demand apple in america it's a new zeland or course It's a New Zealand war course. It's a fine lunch apple and very consistent.
Starting point is 00:17:49 When it's in your lunch bag, you can rest the short. Your fruit serving of the day will be enjoyable. However, there are other types of golems that people aren't aware of. You might buy a gola from the store thinking it's a delicious,able royal gola when it fact it's a different variety of gola the rain your gola one of our school apples one of the worst apples and all of apple was like eating a chlorox wet nap without dying basically it's a horrible it's got it's got the acidic kick of expired medicine and like that it's got a philomy texture it's it's a mediocre apple from a fit a kick of expired medicine and like that it got a filmy texture
Starting point is 00:18:25 i it's a mediocre apple from uh... from a fruit company that's widely inconsistent and if you if you go with a dollar go with the new zealander sterling royal gala not the other dollar for tender that's what we've been saying for a long time that's a big story that's good feedback George
Starting point is 00:18:43 that's your okay beautiful you got more than you back George. Okay, George. That's good feedback, George. What is that, George? Okay, George. Beautiful. You're going to fall for me. Got more than you back as well. A rista. Uh, George, a hoi, a rista. A hoi.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Uh, you're on the line with Brian, the appellist. Is there an apple you wanted to inquire about? Yes, so when I was traveling in Costa Rica, I actually tried the water apple. And I had just one of the experts thought from that. Okay, the water apple, I have never actually tried the water apple and i have to put the effort from that okay the water apple i have never actually tried i i i i will say this though there's a reason why i have not tried the water apple right and that's because the water apple is not an apple
Starting point is 00:19:20 if a tropical fruit and so i it's not part of my purview and i i i don't know if i i stated it in a standard but we both agreed that i would only be reviewing apple i'm an apple jurid and you have some of come on and throw an exotic tropical fruit by way a crisis of country i think i can't possibly take it at the okay yeah now we take that up for so what are you doing to us here you try to get
Starting point is 00:19:44 it to the trick apple thank you a rista uh... with one final one then you know Daniel what are you uh... probably uh... brine frangies writing by the apple is to do you have an apple you want to inquire about yet pink lighty uh... uh... i'm kind of sad that people haven't uh... come out with apples that are terrible because it's more fun you know uh... come out with apples that are terrible because it's more fun you uh... make fun of apples into
Starting point is 00:20:07 yeah thing apple praises but the pink lady apple is the eight best apple on my list it is a sweet and tart it's a headliner apple well to straight astrayon man i think it's an Australian variety it was invented in a straight-up yeah
Starting point is 00:20:23 for one of your absolutely right I long side and I'm what where are you putting this one in your out there because I don't like it particularly but the Granny Smith's also in Australian one Absolutely terrible Granny Smith is the 16th worst apple on the apple list it is it's the only apple that makes the red delicious look appetizing I say it's an illuminati back crap all in the piece of garbage and it's with a good cooking apple
Starting point is 00:20:49 uh... still so nice you can find a positive in the in the dark uh... and sometimes you say something's the eighth best of sixteenth worst was the total number where's the crossover point where something stopped being in the best and becomes the worst uh... fifty eight fifty eight fifty eight so it is a hundred sixteen apples in the best and becomes the worst. 58. 58, so it is only there's 116 apples in the group. Guys, there are thousands of apple varieties out there and I'm only beginning to scratch
Starting point is 00:21:14 the surface of my reviews. I'll be doing this until the day I die. So far, I have only reviewed, I only review apples that I get to eat two of. If there's a random apple that falls from a tree and i get one of them i don't get to review it and then i also re-review apple every couple of years just to make sure because you know apple varieties they will they will wax and rain and sometimes an apple that was once good
Starting point is 00:21:37 now the crop bad it's dying out it's over produced yet but actually what happened to the red delicious there was a time when red delicious is were read and were delicious and over time there was so mass produced and wrapped in plastic wrap and shoved into hospital cafeteria that it became bad now prime your man that lose baseball rules so if you're in the garden of eight in
Starting point is 00:21:58 brine and you ain't gave you the apple before you could say whether or not the forbidden fruit was delicious you would have another to review it properly. Yeah, for a sec. You have to have two apples Really would not let them kick me out until I had to Really ticking off God further. Thanks so much for joining us, Brian People can check it out the appleus.com. Appreciate it, bud. My pleasure. I'm waiting for you know, age before beauty or whatever. Yeah. Just stuff we like don't even say age before beauty. Age before wisdom. What? Pills before swine or something.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I think, yeah, I think age before beauty. Age before beauty. You know what I mean? We've talked about it before on the show too. Like if someone sees you with a flower, it's like, oh, you shouldn't have, you know. Yeah. Pretending they're for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:59 No, this is, this is bad chat. Yeah. This is bad, bad. The, for some reason, another one that comes up all the time is, and this happened to me the other day, signing, you have to sign a form, and someone feels they need to fill the void by going, oh, sign your life away.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah, it was so often. It's like a thing everyone says, oh, sign your life away. Maybe there was a time when that was a common trick where people like, back when reading was new. Yes. It was actually a legitimate scam where people would go and sign this
Starting point is 00:23:32 and someone's signer they go, like, oh, sorry, I got your life. You didn't actually, didn't read it and that's a new trick. What it means is it like, you are now my slaves, is that it like, I don't like all life. I guess what I put in clause 21
Starting point is 00:23:44 and I don't know your possessions. Right. Assign what I put in clause 21 and I own all your possessions. Right. Assign my life away. Yeah, well, that's the thing we've all been doing lately. Yeah. Like, in the future, people will read contracts more and it won't be, yes. And now it just becomes a joke, like a huck
Starting point is 00:23:57 back to the times when it was a funny prank to get someone to sign their life away. Should we start an initiative where there's an universal look or something we say, again, I listen to say to people that use like the flower one. Yeah, the flower one. You really shouldn't have. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:15 I mean, back before everyone was doing just paid-hab, you know, do you want it on like credit or spendings? Yeah. You know, citizens savings. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Maybe we just got to start a rule that if someone tries something that falls into this category of just bad, just real bad chat, you're allowed to pretend you're asleep for one minute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We are joined now by a man with an extremely special skill. Young man called Justin, he believes he can guess the time stamp in a movie where a specific moment happens, the standout moment, maybe the moment that makes the promo. So name a movie. So, for instance, if it was Braveheart, and it's the Winnie Yells Freedom, if you press pause, what's the time curve? He'd be able to go, oh, it's two hours, 18 minutes in. Yeah, I think that's a bit deep, to be honest, but yeah, it's the end of the whole film. Well, is it like, can take a lot of
Starting point is 00:25:21 sort of, never take a freedom, or you mean he's freedom on the rack? Yeah, freedom of rack your against to 18 I don't ask him Justin Hey, just now oh, how are you Justin? How are you boys? Oh, yeah, oh, I just in your again, and I got that with Brave Hut or is it not one you familiar with? When I had Brave Hut, I did crap myself a little bit. I haven't quite seen that movie, but yeah, sure I'll be all back him Thank you buddy. I won't shit there. Yeah, I'll be all back in. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. Yeah, I've done you a bit of a solid here, Justin. I've pre-organized today's competition.
Starting point is 00:25:50 You sent through a list of about 30 to 40 films. Wow. Which I think is, I love this, by the way. Very impressive. I post to like, I know the quotes from all films. I love the idea of the exact time. Hey, do you have a broken DVD player or something that just plays the time code out on the screen
Starting point is 00:26:07 or do you pause a lot? Why do you do that? No, it's like, I think what it's come from. It's like, back in the day when you're watching something on TV or like you recorded television and you fast forward through the commercial. Yeah. This is like the big boy version of that where it's like, you want to, you know, I can pause, or stop the fast forward right before the show starts again. This is like, yeah, the big boy version of that where it's like you want to you know I can pause or stop the fast forward right before the show starts again this is like yeah the big boy version. This is chestnut checkers.
Starting point is 00:26:30 You can do the the reason people get good at that is they have to do it all the time for adverts. So yeah let's say you wanted to watch a movie it's like I want to watch the scene in in I like let me go to Braveheart and I want to see just when he says freedom it's like yeah it's probably about here and you skip straight to it and then you go straight to this. Okay, so that's just a different thing for me though, because I don't ever sit down and guy just feel like watching this thing, you'll see. You are the next generation, you don't have time for movies, but you do have time for scenes. Do you consume a lot of, do you someone just sit down for a scene only of a movie? Yeah, it's like I just, you know, it's like I like there. Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:27:05 guess I, yeah, I just want to watch this scene. I haven't got time for all the dribbles. I would drive around it. Yeah, we spoke to the action scene. Man, if you watched Pill Arbor, I know it's a fantastic movie. No, I don't really watch it, I know if they kind of want to see the action, maybe end. Like I thought you skipped it. That's where the end of what is. Yeah, that's, whoa. Yeah. I love this. Yeah, right. I was actually I've never seen the film. I kind of always thought they would have put it at the start, and I was more about the aftermath, but it's about the lead up,
Starting point is 00:27:29 is it? Pretty sure it's about the build up. I think there's like a love story that started fobbing. I haven't seen it, I can't say it. Yeah, right, Josh Hartner, if I'm not mistaken. Um, one point to me. Not the game, but maybe having on the show next week, Andy, if you name the heart, Rob. How have you set up the game, but maybe having on the show next week, Andy, for name the heart. How have you set up the game?
Starting point is 00:27:47 I have got here, Justin. I've got five moments that these are movies that I've seen. So it's actually off your list. So it's me going, this is the most standout moment to me, which I think would accurately represent the man on the street. Yep. And then I'll get you to name the time code. And we're gonna say within what, two and a half minutes either way,
Starting point is 00:28:08 three minutes either side. Yeah, what are you reckon just? Plus or minus two minutes, I think it's pretty fair. That's true, generous. So yeah, you go, we go, we go, we go three minutes. All right, we'll do it for you. You got a coin in the line,
Starting point is 00:28:19 you have to get what, four out of five for a coin. We go in a plus or minus three minutes. Yeah, okay, go ahead, what is it? All right, let's start with Castaway. Yep. When Chuck Nolan, of course, played by Tom Hanks, floats away from the island and he's kind of realizing, you know, he's out.
Starting point is 00:28:38 He's cast the breakers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the end of the movie when I will give you that. Alright, this is the second. So it's a fairly long fill. I think it's from maybe a year over two hours a short and then there's a lot of like nonsense after this film as well. I think you like to look at the paint just a little bit as well. So it's a bit of a buffer there as well. So it takes maybe like half an hour, maybe you like an hour, 48. Same. 136.39. Oh.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Oh. I just hear what they're just in. I feel like I could have done what you're just in. Like, you just know, you know. It wasn't rain. I thought he was gonna go, we say the moment and he goes bang, 138. No, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:42 So, it's a vibe. It's a vibe. Okay. The vibe skill for sure. Okay. Tough one there, Justin, 138. No, okay. So it's a vibe, it's a vibe. Okay. The vibe skill for sure. Okay. Tough one there, Justin, full disclosure. I don't know if that was the first or the second attempt. But it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I had these queued up by someone else. Okay, well if he's on a hater, I will strike that from the record, but if you turn out to be like Tom Hanks on his first attempt, just flying around in the surf, it won't matter. All right, how about this? This is a clear cut moment. If you're with the film Get Smart,
Starting point is 00:30:11 when Maxwell Smart, of course played by Steve Carole, talks to Agent 13, who's Bill Murray making an uncredited cameo in the film. He's in the tree. Remember when Bill Murray's in the tree and Get Smart? Yeah. Yeah, when does that... It's been a curious moment. And does that happen?
Starting point is 00:30:25 Okay, I have a listen. Hi. Hi, Agent 13. You are in a tree. Yeah, communications going back, that was when they put me in a tree. All school stuff. I'm gonna go early.
Starting point is 00:30:40 I'm gonna go 21 minutes in. 1635. So we give that. Andy pushed me, he made pushed an answer, Ademy. Sorry. No! Don't remember to do me that. We could go to the tap.
Starting point is 00:30:57 I felt like I was pretty silent. We were all quiet, are you diving? Are you trying to get a free kick? I felt Andy behind me and the queue was pushing me along. I could do my hit. Okay, okay, okay. This time I'll definitely be quiet. I won't even say I have a listen. Really?
Starting point is 00:31:18 This time. No, you're not, I'm going to give you that one. I didn't, I didn't have eyes on Andy, but if you say he pushed you. No, I think so. I need a break. I'm taking word for there, Justin on Andy but if you say he pushed you I think I need a break. I'm taking word for the adjustments. I should have been looking at it. Are you okay? The heckling is a bit much for this one. Are you okay to continue or you do adjust yourself off after the push? Yeah it's okay. I'm just going to apologise
Starting point is 00:31:39 profusely for what I do in that last one. It's only and it's only because you're apologising. I'm not red carding you. Okay but I won't that last one. And it's only, and it's only because you're apologizing. I'm not red-carding you. Okay, but I won't speak from now. Please know more pushing. Until the answers happen. Okay. Okay. Pop fiction. Emma Thurman's character Mia talking to
Starting point is 00:31:56 John F. Roder's character Vincent, saying that she wants to dance. I do believe, Marcelle, if my husband, your boss told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now I want to dance, I want to win, I want that trophy. Let's go. We, let's go 42 minutes. 47.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Chee! It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I mean, I'm not overruled that and give it to him, Jack. Yeah, come on. It's so close. Because Justin's 40, if he's just scrolling through the tank
Starting point is 00:32:43 and trying to find this scene, you'd know you're close at 42. Yeah, find this scene. You know you close it 42. Yeah, okay, okay. I know you want to see him a little tighter, and I'm glad I didn't put you off of that one after. I really appreciate that. I definitely changed my attitude. No pushing.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Nice of me to pull my hand off to the check. All right, the other guys, comedy classic, Will Ferrell, Mark Warburg, Officer Gamble, play by Wolfherrall. Yep, he knows. The other guy, sorry. He's convinced by his mates in the bullpen at the police station to do a desk pop, which is where you fire your gun
Starting point is 00:33:14 at your desk in the police station. Let's have a listen. Pobbidol, don't think you're going. Here we go. Yes. Oh, ow. Oh, ow. Oh, ow.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Oh, no. Hey, Terry, You did it! Oh, no! Shot fire! Hey, Terry, I did it! I did my first test part! So, I know it's early on. I just don't know how early. Keep going, buddy. You're doing great.
Starting point is 00:33:37 No pushing. No, but no, I was just thinking. No pushing. There was a general rub on the back. I didn't feel any energy there. I thought it was going to take a good lay on the back, I didn't feel any inertia there. So good. So good. Leon, let's go for 24 minutes. 12-22.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I'm so damn sure. That was off. Yeah, that was off. Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I was trying. Most of the other line tried. The other line tried.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Yeah, I'm trying to adjust it. I've really tried. I know. I would have liked you if you'd had a clean run at it. Unfortunately, who will know if the push twist in your ankle or you got some dirt in your eye from the push and put the rest of your game off We'll never know. Oh Justin. I love the idea of the skill would have loved to have seen it Yeah executed. Yeah But no
Starting point is 00:34:20 Unfortunately, you're more you're closer to the zones early middle or ends yeah rather than the actual time code But I'm mate thanks for joining us Well, then you were talking to no value. Oh, we've seen you're taking an over you and I am at an NDA To release Andy from any legal action Because of the push last thing when it is this late in the year the podcast being bought down by a lawsuit So appreciate your cooperation on that Justin. See See you, bud. Thanks, bud. Thanks. Thank you. Hey, obviously, second show, a last show of the year. We're going to get to this. Oh, we've had some amazing ones this year year and as we formally go into the
Starting point is 00:35:05 hibernation period of the podcast over the summer months, that does not mean that there won't be more power moves out there to be harvested. But Christmas parties and the family gatherings over the break, send them in, and we will keep fulfilling the needs of the country and the world with power moves next year as the machete has appeared in book roles, roles, rapid literatures. From will, I'm power move, this could be used at Christmas for sure. When you're at a party slash dinner, someone brings a bottle of wine, say, oh yes, I saw that was a special two for ten dollars.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Yes, I saw that was a special two for ten dollars. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Very good. Ah, this is from Daniel. Oh, boys. When you're at a friend's house for a barbecue party, well, I guess, simply just a barbecue.
Starting point is 00:35:56 And they haven't started cooking the barbecue. Can't be frustrating. Just ask your friend, where the barbecue utensils are kept, and they'll realize that either, A, you're about to take control and cook the barbecue or they have to start cooking to please you. Either way, you're in control. I really love that.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Brandon French, he has copped one, he's been the victim of one. All right, for two to three weeks now, it's the following, every time he mows the yard at home, he has a standard push mower. His neighbor seems to come out with a ride on the moment at the same time. The same time. Paul scum's in. He's convinced it's just to mock him.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Doesn't matter if the lawn doesn't need it. Once he mowed twice on a Sunday. He did it in the morning and then when he was going he did it again in the afternoon. When I asked him why are you mowing his second time for today he said no I pre-mode in the morning. I don't think he's a seriously thing but he's getting absolutely dominated by the smug idea role next door. And it comes from Dan. He said, look, anytime someone wants to schedule a call with you, always label it something
Starting point is 00:37:14 like 4pm, my time. Always use my time to assert dominance, even if you're in the same city. It shows that you own it and it's all about you and you haven't paid attention to where they're from. I'm going to use that. Like you think, like, now this morning, I should have said, yeah, man, I'll see you at the front of the house 7 a.m. my time, which is actually 7, 10 a.m. Jonathan Feldman. I'm unsure about this one. I feel a bit dangerous. But I have fallen for this before back when I was less cautious driver him. He said, this works best when you are the first car at a set of lights and there's two lanes. If you see the person in the car next to you looking down at their phone, suddenly move forward, causing them to think the light is too green, then stop, they'll start to drive and quickly realise it's a red, that's the
Starting point is 00:38:11 part that you're hoping, if they don't just go to our coming traffic. That point they'll look across at you to simply shake your head and point in signal at phone being you. It's good. I mean, we've got to get the message out there. Yeah. It is crazy. When you drive to work in the morning, there's a bit when we drive in the Moandah where there's like a long, raw cars banged up to turn right and nothing in the middle line.
Starting point is 00:38:36 We, it's absolutely a piece of cake these days to jag in front of people because you drive along there and you're like every single person on the phone. It's ridiculous. So I am all four, punishing those, not with an accident, but with the thinking there of that to have an accident as a wake up call. And a pretty good move, this is from Tilly.
Starting point is 00:38:54 She doesn't know if it's an arthol or a legend. Okay. I'll let you be the judge. It's a specific category for when we get round to doing the book. This power move is for when you're dining at a restaurant with a group of people and the person you want to pull the move on has ordered a dish that is not spicy or is mildly spicy. It's a long chapter heading.
Starting point is 00:39:13 After receiving your meals, usually the way to come back to check how everything is going loudly, so everyone on the table can hear. Tell your server that your friend with the mildly or not spicy meal is struggling with the level of spice in the dish and has asked if they could get some milk or yogurt. Your friend will try to deny this, but your server will still insist on getting them something. Works best if your friend is trying to impress someone at the same dinner. Black. Hey, before we go, actually, I've got two things quickly. I know we're going to talk about the TV shows. Second EP coming up on Sunday night, 7pm, Channel 9. You can watch the
Starting point is 00:39:52 first one if you missed it on 9 now. But how are you going with the big finish? It's great. Good. Glad you asked. 50% locked in. Yep, 50% has confirmed, actually, well, have asked, I've asked 80% of the acts that I want involved, 50% of that 80 has confirmed, so it's actually only 40%. Okay, well it's interesting because these are checks, messages that I've shared with Mike, yeah, sorry Mike, he did ask me not to say what was wrong, but he said, Hamish has asked me what the big finish is. Oh, man. I sent him audio. I sent him audio.
Starting point is 00:40:34 I had to send him audio. Text prank, I was doing the prank. He's following for this big time. I sent him audio over the break, so I sent him via we, transfer it. It gives you a notification when the other person downloads it. It has still not been downloaded from him. That was that was that was we love. No, I just the four days later I got message from Ham's just now. I made the link as expired.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Can you please? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:13 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:21 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. to what the big TV series is, in the middle of being on two, three, four out of the phones, flat screens, 10 screens, all over that, touch screens, trying to book acts for it. Yeah. I was like, what have you made? It's going to make R&B Fridays look like an absolute rhythm and blues Monday.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Okay. That's going to be big. It's going to be, it's going to be big, but it won't be more than 10 minutes. Okay. I just, to manage expectations. It's going to be big, but it won't be more than 10 minutes. I know. Okay. I just managed expectations. I know.
Starting point is 00:41:49 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:41:57 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. show perfect holidays is out the moment. If you missed last week, you can catch it on 9 now,
Starting point is 00:42:06 or channel 9 7 P.L. on Sunday. We didn't put up a video during the week, which people have asked us about. Maybe we need to give it more context. You last week episode, ate the hottest chili in the world, it'd never been eaten by a human being. And a boxing match against it.
Starting point is 00:42:20 And a boxing match against it. There, this, we're about to hear some behind the scenes audio where our cameraman Tim... I wanted this to be in the show so bad. Yes. I was so surprised, like when we were editing the show. I mean, I thought this was the best thing that happened on the trip. So you would have heard Tim last week.
Starting point is 00:42:38 We heard him squealing in the bus, you know, in a figure eight bus race. This is Tim somehow. Like, the fight is over. I'm sitting on the stool because if anything about the chili boxing match for those, a bus in a figure eight bus race. This is Tim somehow. Like the fight is over, I'm sitting on the stool because if anything about the chili boxing match for those, sorry, Andy, I thought I was gonna be in a boxing match, I just had to fight a chili. Good move from Andy, because I'm in boxing gloves.
Starting point is 00:42:56 So I couldn't really help myself during the chili ordeal. So it was reliant on people helping with the milk and the ice cream that I thought would cool my mouth. Now I'm guzzling milk on the little stool you get in the corner of the boxing room. So this is how it worked. Three rounds, Hamish had to chew for 10 seconds at the start of each round, one minute rounds against the hottest chili in the world, getting in there, had to taste it every round. But the thing is the the the games over, I don't know the three rounds of chili. I've hung in there, we do a little ceremony and that's and it's
Starting point is 00:43:23 over for cameras. But the chili doesn't stop. No, it's not like, it's not like, oh, that was fun, let's pack up and continue about our day. What's next? Like the story's over, but the chili's getting worse. So I was sort of sitting in the corner trying to guzzle milk. We were specifically told by everybody, if you're handling the chili, you must wear gloves.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Yeah, you do. It was really difficult to even fly it. Somehow, Tim has got chili in his eye, and this is behind the scenes audio on Tim realizing this. Yeah, and I mentioned sort of what we're in the middle of, because we're kind of, I'm just a still guzzly, milk trying to nail off camera,
Starting point is 00:43:57 figure out a way to get myself right for the next 24 hours. And I would say not thinking overly clearly, Hayme at one point tries to pour milk on Tim's eyeball Try and see that you take chances where you see it and listen I've got a bit of my life. How did you get it in your eye? I don't know but it's How did you get it in your eye?
Starting point is 00:44:21 Why did you touch it? Am I right? I- I- F- No, no touch me now. Team you need milk. Don't you need milk? It doesn't work. Who- F-
Starting point is 00:44:33 You got to touch my eye when I touch the- Ach- Ach- Ach- Ach- Ach- Oh, great. I think we can all agree though.
Starting point is 00:44:44 For the funniest thing, was Tim getting it in his eyes. You know what, so bad coming. He's been your whole life laughing at us in pain and then somehow. I don't think so. I guess it was my time. So I would've walked and downright. Yes, after all these years. You can check out the video of that on our Instagram at the moment.
Starting point is 00:45:07 We'll put it up at habysheed.com as well. I do love that, Andy, with Andy just going, Oh, great. This is great. And I was like, I knew you knew that day I'd be screaming in pain from the chili and to get Tim as a to far. Yeah. And he was just going, I love Vegas.
Starting point is 00:45:21 What a win. What a win in Vegas, Andy. For Andy. 7 PM on Channel 9. You can go to that at 9 now. This week, Ham, Sunday, little eating revenge from you. You can be a bit of eating revenge. And my big bowl business idea.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah. That's... This is Domazan's idea of a heredicako. Anyway. Good fun. Good fun to the whole family. It's a great television event. Sunday night, Channel 9. We'll see you next week. you

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