Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 104

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

1. Power Moves 2. Stop, collaborate and hygiene 3. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while 4. Hygiene sign – suspect #2 5. Character reference for the formal grilling 

A Lysna production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoy, do you, hey, Mish? Ahoi, sir. And there'll be no Ahoi to Jack. There isn't. Well, he is not here.

I would say Ahoi to Jack is he diligently listens back to this podcast. But he knows he won't. There's actually no way he'll listen to the show without himself on it. I think that's the other fact. And Jack, if you're listening, the code word is rumble stilts good. That's good. And if you say that to Andy and I, we will hand you a crisp 50. Yeah, if you listen back to this, Jack, 50 dollars, if you say rumble stilts.

One week of it. Yeah, getting up low. I'm not even just going to email him and go and say rumble stilts. I don't think they will. I don't think they will. If you think about what you're doing, if you think it's... You didn't talk in the spirit. If you're thinking right now to go, I'm going to Jack and tell him to say Rumble Phil's is a guy.

Have a real think about what you're doing. What are you supporting? What are you supporting? Because we'll tell you why Jack's not here. Just before you send that DM, we'll tell you the kind of guy you're supporting. He's supporting a guy that knew what day we were recording this. Had a sore throat, had an illness scare,

and we live in Melbourne, the bin of Australia when it comes to the coronavirus. And you, we had to get a test because you can't come in without getting a clear test mate. No worries, I said I've got a whole week to organize it. And just didn't get it organized in time. And didn't go. Didn't go. Went 24 hours ago. It's a 3 day turnaround for results. So he's out because he doesn't have a clear test? He treats our show like a hobby. He treats going to your test like a hobby. I might do it, I might not. So, yeah.

So anyway, that's what you're supporting if you slip the code word to him. Oh, I did radio. Mike stepping in. Hello, thank you for having me. Hi, it's Mike. It's a pleasure. Mike, you've featured in the show before,

many people would be a fan of your typing, your spears, your words per minute. Amongst other things, your inability to ball the egg. You can try to get that all the time, by the way. I hope so. Your Australia's second most famous egg boy. You're the other egg boy and you had a handle it, eh? You were at the other end of the spectrum.

You were the guy that was rattled by one. A hoi-tu to Sam in New Zealand. You're at the other end of the spectrum. What the god it was rattled by one. A Hoi 2 to Sam in New Zealand. Hoi boys, this is Sam from Raglan, New Zealand. I just got finished watching the Hamilton musical on Disney Plus because I've been a fan for a long time. But didn't realize until this last watching that if you listen really closely, they have a reference to the Haydnani podcast. So I'll play it for you now and let me know if you can hear it. You have to listen really closely.

A goal thing simulator in your basement. A restaurant reopened their kitchen so they can serve you soup. simulator in your basement. It must be nice. It must be nice. I do have a restaurant reopened their kitchen so they can serve you soup. Oh, so... Never proven. And to be honest, the more I think about the soup date, it was nice.

It was nice. It really was. It really was. That is hilarious. Also, Cricketer Matt Redshaw, who was also the opening batson for Australia, the AIMS saying, hey, just watched Hamilton, there's a song about the ocean, he probably has. So a lot of people writing that in, thank you, saying you did it brilliantly.

I mean, geezer, the world's arguably the most famous musical, you know, using your show as a reference. That's me going. I mean, what else I'm doing. We thought we'd kick off today's show, obviously the power moves, but... Sorry, just on that. I've had this ascent, just on the Must Be Nusk. There's a few more times. There's also a reference in Harry Potter. Page 414 of one of the Harry Potter books.

Never read them myself, but a few people sent me two or two people sent me the shot of the page. I think Ron Weasley. Is it Ron Weasley? I have no idea what this reference is. You know what I'm saying. No, I love Harry Potter. I just don't love it that much. Oh, it is Ron Weasley.

The guy can't really tell you. Ron Weasley, yeah. He says that you know the book and baking. Do you know the time book? I'm into memory. It must be very nice to walk around. If you're taking a wrist like that, not, not, not doing a no-a-larry potter quote.

He says must be very nice to lose 50 gold goblins and not notice it. The currency in Harry Potter is galleons. Something that would probably be that. Glad we got my kid. Let's jump in. Actually before this, we obviously get the Palmers book is going really well. It's two thumbs up from Hamish and Andy. Yep, it's your old pals. We released by the end of the year, in this new COVID environment, the idea of the foot race that we had where we send off a singular book

from a Trevige and have people lined up for a foot race to see who's the first person to get the book. Yeah. Is still pending. I mean, they've called in contest also. And he's kissing. But it has been scratched. Yeah, but they've called off the World Cup and cricket. Yeah. For the same reason. For a similar reason. Well, they were going to do that's how they're

going to do the pools, the fixture. Yeah. So they had a trebuchet with a cricket ball. And then you fast display a race as that gets the ball. and you choose who you play. And you get to play first, or you get to get scheduled. You get to get to get to the ball. But the Palmo's book will continue. It's coming. Palmo's keep coming in, and for.

Before we get to the point, I had an idea for Palmo's book. Would we advertise that one in 10 copies is signed? Oh gosh. No. Power move. Not by us. Oh yeah, we would. We hire someone. Or get anyone. Jack is penance for the higher 100 people.

Jack shows us a day. Because this is a pay hobby. Penance. He sells the sign sign a thousand books. Should we call Jack now to see whether he would... Can you do that for us, Mark? He can either accept the pay cut. Because this is a paid hobby for him?

Yeah, this is a paid hobby. So, or he will sign one in ten books. Can I make a prediction here? There's going to be a young man on the other end of this phone that does not see the funny side and either of these things. We go. Here we go. You're right. We can say one in ten books signed.

Yep. And we've got the certificate signed off on it. Hey, this is a Jack. Hey, Jack. It's Haynes Nguyen here, mate. Hello, guys. I thought that was your message bank. I think it's not really how you answer. I think he answered a private number like that, do you?

I answer a private number like that. And because I know, well, I know where you are right now, you're recording the show, right? You know where you are having a nice day off. So I was trying to happen one week ago, fully recovered. Untested. Jack, here's something just came up for the show, a job that needs to be done. With the power moves book one in ten, it's going to be signed, which is great.

So you reckon that's a cool offer? That's a cool offer. So people won't know if there's a sign still they buy the copy. Well, that's right. You just know that one in ten books is signed, which is, and they don't cut the sign once they cost any extra. It's just a little present. Yeah. All right. And wait, so, do people can people flip through it at the bookstore? Well, I'll probably be online. I think we're doing it online. So it's just a real lucky dip and you could get one of the signed copies. Fair enough. I like that. Yeah. Great. Here's the catch show. It's not signed by us because obviously who's got the time?

And then we were still signed. So then we were thinking who should we get to do it? Who will finish up the year? Kind of owing one day's work. Yes, even though it's a hobby. So the option for you, Jack, is we will duck today's payment to you for doing a show. Yeah. Or you can do the one in 10 signing. Am I signing you, Hamish and Andy? No, you can just sign you on it. I wouldn't mind. I mean, that way people can have it on their coffee table.

A guest will open at sea. Hamish and Andy is written there. Sort of like a signed Hamish and Andy by Jack. Reminiscent of the Timmermatic business. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, what you could do, okay, what if I wrote Hamish and Andy and then people could say when their friends are slipping through, yeah, look at that signature science, find

right out of the Hamish and Andy studio. That's absolutely. That's absolutely. So, Jack, are you willing to take up the role? But, wait, how many? How long will it take? Well, I mean, not that long. It won't be that long.

You're a good worker. Well, what have it like the podcast takes 45 minutes? Say we've been in there and there's a podcast. Oh, but I would like to think that your mental application in the podcast takes the full 24 hours of the day when the record is. We don't even get 45 minutes of the record time. I think your mental application's applications back in 21 five.

That's true. We've learned not to talk to you for the last 10 minutes of the show. Speak to you to say now. Should I, should I sign then say I'll sign for an hour? That's fair. And see how many books I get done. Yeah. I kind of know this is like all the way back to Jack. No, no, I think that's fair. See how many get many get started He's gonna do three. Yeah, no, but okay Minimum a thousand Yeah

Thousand in an hour so what a thousand or an hour whichever comes first. Yeah Forget a thousand done you can leave early and and I promise to try to find it a reasonable pace Yeah, once you forget a thousand done you're out the door. Yeah, okay a reasonable pace. Yeah, once you get a thousand a year out of the door. Yeah. Okay. Deal. That seems fair. Okay. Thank you. Thanks, mate. Cheers, mate. Rest up. I mean, double go. Do it. Do it. Do it. Keep playing computer games. No. I do. Remains suspiciously infected with no symptoms. Bye. Bye. Bye. Great. Okay.

You want to be. And you know, as far as I do a thousand books, because they suck. Take a walk. I don't know. I don't know. So long to sign things up. You guys have no idea what he signed up for. No, no, they're good.

You got him. No, honestly, that's going to take hours an hour. Wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. A thousand books. And it's the moving of them too. Oh yeah. Like stacking and the moving.

So yeah, anyway, I reckon realistically, he's looking at four hours to do a thousand books. Yeah, he had it. That's why I was not saying anything because we wanted the crisp audio of him saying deal. We got it. Let's get into this. Oh.

Yeah. All right, but I appreciate it. It's just that people will love it. Yeah, absolutely. People will absolutely love it. Do you want me to kick yourself him? Kick yourself. Tom Gorthorp, he says, hi boys.

This power moves a great one to use when fishing. Oh, we don't have a lot of fishing powers. When you're catching all the fish and you hook another one, pass your rod to your mate and say, hey mate, reel this one in for me. Yeah. MUSIC Classic fishing trick.

And this is from Ethan Royal Young. Oh, I like that. And it's about attending a formal event. And if you've got a double barrel surname, you know he's attended a few. When you're in a formal event and you're wearing a suit jacket slash blazer, he's like, jeez, he's really going to a few of his,

wearing a blazer. Turn your collar up deliberately just before you walk into the room. So as soon as you walk in, you can turn to your target victim and say, fix my collar, please. This will make him look like your mama. I don't like about it. Richard Oakley, him. I'll I reach.

You've ever seen someone for a long time. ask them what they're up to these days. When they answer reply, good on you for sticking with it. Yeah. This is from Paige. I don't know if we've had this one on up, but look it is. It's classy. I think we've had a version of this, but very quickly, when you're in a relationship, we're both people think they're funny,

and this is a pageant her partner here. We think that we're each funnier than the other. Every time I say something that genuinely makes him laugh, and I've got the upper hand, he will then undercut it by saying, that's a rare hit from you. Oh, my God. You're a huge fan of that.

That's it. So you can't even take the laugh as the wind. We're going to try for a couple of days. This is from Martha. She said, this is a bit longer, so my dad just pulled the ultimate power, Muami. He lives in Sydney. I live in London.

He sent me a note in a small present. Inclosed, an envelope that he had been sent to a, he wanted sent to a different UK address because he didn't want to pay the postage to international letters. So the gift was a task of the and the ongoing of expense of Ando, just quickly, it's not exactly what I wanted to bring it with you. I've got something in there to do with Jack and here's a rock dust. I can't be sewing with Jack. There's a lot of issues I want to bring it with Jack.

But Tee Hoi feels so thrown in the building. This is just because we do a quick break there between up to the bell ring. Feel so for the person that's gone to all the effort in the toilet here to write out the satirical version of Hammer Time. It seems the stop collaborating with... Oh no, sorry, Isis baby. It's basically the big stop sign on the bathroom in the toilets. Giant stop sign says stop collaborate and hygiene. And then you start reading the lyrics like, okay, it's about washing your hands. And you don't read anymore because you don't need to read. There's like, they've done half the song.

And so it's like, once you get to stop collaborating hygiene, you go, you go, you go to another one of these toilet signs that's like, what's your hand, use the floor things to open the door, yeah, flush, all that's like what's your hand, use the floor things to open the door, flush all that stuff, like someone's gone for the whole song. And I just wonder who it is because I mean, they've been tasked with the job and so, or have they. Maybe someone's just,

I know it's got a big chin. I know it's got a big chin. Write it out. I met you in Tristan L at my school that went forward with the song, the tenors first of the sports song, but no one asked for. Perhaps someone's coming up, saying, hey, I was just, I was a singer myself in the car inspiration here. You never know when the musical visit, but do I have permission?

Gone up to Grumpy Day with the head of the station going, yeah, can I put this up in the toilet place? I'd love, can we find out by the end of this show? Here's my money, my money's on a junior person has been asked, has been tasked. Mike, you've been both junior and senior at this company. Senior's just rich. I've been recharging every podcast. So you know where the bodies are buried.

So you'd have a certain amount of leverage now. What do you think? I think it was, I actually don't know. But if I had to guess, I reckon it would be a guy called Will Rolston. Is there someone by that name that works here? Okay, I was going to say that's an amazing profile if. Is there someone by that name that we'll see? I was gonna say, that's an amazing profile if there's no one by that name that we know of.

It just seems like something he do. He's a creative guy, he likes music. Can likes parodies? Do you have Will Relston's number? No, I don't have his number. I could get it. Would we ring Grumpy Dave to see if they're commissioned? Grumpy Dave, we will don't know.

He is, he was at boss back in Radio Days. He now is the general manager here. There's been a history of passive aggressive signs and toilets for years back when we worked in Radio and this ferry building. There was the whole, hey guys, the toilet ferry. Yeah. You know, it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.

So, you shut off. You know, clean yourselves up, you bastard. Just essentially. That was a bit of that. So, but it's interesting. I think there's two points to this. And I think I'm glad you brought it up, you bastard. Just essentially. It was a bit of that. So, but it's interesting. I think there's two points to this. And I think I'm glad you bought it up. I feel sorry for you.

Because no one's read to the end. Because it's not like a parody, I assume. But it's, oh, I'm going to give you about the 15, 20 lines long. Cool, cool Dave. Let's just see if Dave will pick up. And we'll see. I'm going to do to have someone else want to bring up on the show.

Sorry, just do this quickly. Sorry, yeah. But I'm interested to see if we have something else I want to bring up on the show. So I'm just going to do this quickly. Sorry, yeah. But I'm interested to see if managers out there or GM's out there are commissioning the funny thing. Now I want to know if Mike's right, if it's Will Roaston. Okay, can someone find Will Roaston's number as well? Well, I believe the message is I'll call you back. Thanks, I don't know.

Exactly. We'll come back and see if we can get Will Roaston's number. Let's do that. We'll get Dave, because Dave would not. Yep. I mean, I think we're a chance to get we can get Will Roaston's moment. Let's do that. We'll get Dave, cause Dave would know. Yep. I mean, I think we're a chance to get Dave up before Will Roaston. Yeah.

So we'll add a desk in here, or is he like roving around here? He's a producer on a breakfast show. Gotcha. Yeah. Really nice guy as well. I'm sure he is. He's obviously very creative.

I'm a full song for you to enjoy while you're watching. He's what I wanted to bring up with you. I mean, it's not a related arena at all. I suppose it kind of is, it's medical. You know, I found, does Beck might take this? Magnesian powder. Oh, shit.

He's got some type of go at it for a while. You've got to sort of join if you've got a sprained arm. Like a ligament. It's made of even muscles and ligaments. No, she's got something for hair and follicles or something. Okay. At the moment. I'm pretty sure magnesium pads for like muscles and if you've got tendonitis or whatever. Right. Anyway, I had a bit of a sore shoulder and and remembered that we had some of this

magnesium powder floating around the house and it's a powder. So you take a scoop at night. Right, forget it. We've had this powder for ages, obviously. So I've gone to the pantry and got it out, and it's one of the ones that has a little silica bag in it. Oh yeah, yeah. So keep it dry. We've obviously had this powder for so long, the whole powder's gone solid, because I went to scrape the scoop around, and it's like the surface of the moon. So it's like a silicone powder. Oh, the powder's actually. Silicone sachets in there, but all the magnesium powder's just like a rock.

Yep. So then I wouldn't got a steak knife to chip it up a bit. Yeah. Because it's good. I'm going to chuck it in a glass and melt it. Stabbing away at the magnesium powder, probably going to be distracted, stabbed to the patch. Right?

Stabbed the do not eat. Like the silica do not eat. Now, it can't be that poisonous because they're putting it in food anyway. Well, it's inside a satchel though. It's inside a little shape. But here's the thing. I mean, if it was like real poison, they wouldn't be allowed to put it in there. No.

I think it's more of a just like, it's probably more of a try not to eat. Because I've stabbed the patch open to the little balls fall out because they're little clear balls. They're mixing up with the magnesium chunks. So I was like, well, I'm not, you know, I want to take this stuff. So I scooped it all up together, put it in the glass, mixed it up.

Now here's the beautiful part, the magnesium dissolves. But those little balls remain. You straight it. With my teeth. Which is, they're actually the perfect size. So I just drank it like that, and then you scrape away the balls at the end, and one or two will make it in.

Yeah. But it's not like, we're not, you know, it's not, we're not talking about coronavirus here. Like it's fine if one or two get in there. And then you sort of scrape it away, and you flick off the silica. Yeah. And it just makes you go well You can eat it for anyone Anybody can actually eat challenging whether a hamish was still faster lose It's got an inbuilt strainer so why would I be walking all the way over not me?

No, no, you actually had big gap at the bottom teeth. Yeah, accidentally had a dawn up in your cup, you'd follow that. LAUGHTER MUSIC OK, quick update, looping. Back to what we were talking about before about who has written the vanilla-eye stop collaborate and hygiene wrap that's been in the torts here. Mike, you suggested it was Will Rollston? Rollston. Oh, I said that. When we're putting it on an APB, I don't think we're going to accidentally arrest Rollston and him screaming, you've got the wrong Rollston, you need Rollston.

I will you about six people in the building at the moment anyway. So, okay, Will, are all of the tips and purposes now. You reckon it was him because in your words, he's a creative fellow and you think it's a kind of thing he might do. I think we've got. You got his number, do we? Got his number. OK, OK, we can give him a buzz.

Hello. Is that Will? Yeah. Will. Hey, Mishnani here, mate. Hi. How are you, mate? You're on the podcast just so you know.

Yeah, you're great. you're live across the internet. Hey Will, bit of a weird one, but your name has been put forward as the person responsible for writing the stop, collaborate and hygiene rap lyrics in the bathroom. Is that correct? I have no idea what my name came forward. It's not me. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't put my name to those. Yeah, you're aware of the rap. Have you got to the end of the rap? Or did you realize it was about hygiene and then just didn't raid on? No, it's been in there for a while. It started the pandemic, but from memory the last one doesn't run at all. I haven't got to the last.

I mean, go to last. I mean, we're just, it's very long, isn't it? Because I think, you know, because the whole point is obviously wash your hands, because it's above the sink. And I think I like a lot of readers of the rap would once you get a gist, once you read the word hygiene, you know what it's about. And I, I didn't feel that I would learn anything else by going through the whole song and learning new facts about hygiene, but that's accurate. I mean, you've probably got to the bottom. You've got to the bottom.

Well, what's the ending? I remember specifically, it says something about, don't hug your work mate, but the line immediately before it doesn't rhyme with that at all. Okay, I can't think so. Will, would you, a couple more questions.

Do you think it's commissioned by the general manager of the company or do you think someone thinks it's a bit of fun and if someone, you volunteered it? I reckon it was a job given to someone that, that because there's a few different things like that that have been floating around the office. Yep. Do you think someone's been put in charge of creative hygiene propaganda?

Yeah, I think COVID fun was kind of the title I assume that's something. Okay. It's a poor attempt. Do you want to throw another person's name in the next first stage? Yeah, so who would you put at the top of the list? Because we were given you as a suspect, which I really apologize for. Yes, thank you. I won't tell you who did it, but you know who works on the show. You put it at the top of the list because we were given you as a suspect which are really apologize for Yes, thank you. Um, I'll tell you who did it, but you know who works on the show. Yeah

Well, I'm just trying to think of people in the office who might be in charge of putting things up and the Kayla might be someone But I don't know. I think she's better than that. No, okay. No, you put a foot by 10 to 40 crown the no one wants to wear Okay, we'll track down Michaela, thanks buddy. No worries, thank you. Take a walk. Thanks man. Thanks man. I have a lot of people riding in saying, thank you, you go to www.hammishnetty.com.

We love all the correspondence you can hear us up there. Saying that they've got someone in mind for, tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. Now, they've always been, tell saying that they've got someone in mind for tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. Now, they've got to tell us who they've got in mind because then we would think of them. Yes. It gets harder and harder of course this game. We've played it for years and it's one of their favourite games. It gets harder and harder as the year goes on because the rules are, we haven't thought of them this year. Yeah, have we thought, try and tell us someone we haven't thought about this year. And'm hats on offer, obviously.

Hats are enough for the last time we played. This hat is jack-potded. It's the Wattif hat, plain black with green embroidery. Again, my least favorite fasteners, if not my least favorite fasteners, the Velcro, the fastener at the back. My very least is that fabric through the buckle. Yeah, very least favorite. Doesn't hold popular.

See it on cool people wear it. Yeah, cool people wear it. I think like there's like a thing where you like it's a Ralph Lauren hat. Yeah, that's been nice. No, I think she yachting palve. Yachted out by think they're doing they're doing the buckle.

I don't like the buckle. That's and then when the water's I digress, this is a Velcro fastener. But it looks, it's unoffensive. It's unoffensive, it's a gardening hat, it's a washing the car hat. It's just black with the green what if. Green line. B-Pay stepping up slightly in the next hat, but again, you think that's better than the what if?

Well, I mean, there's spent more on it. I have. That's what I mean. I know it's, you can tell it's a thicker brand. I mean, it's a cheap list. I think they have two, and they've overreached. And that's what happens if you're a company like BP, who specializes in online solutions. That's great, but you're not a hack company and a choice.

Because what you've done is a way to thick embroider BP logo and then you've tried to add sports detailing. Yeah, you've made it look a little bit like Victorian Cricketers caps. And you're not a sports company or a V8 Supercar Type. Yeah, that's it. You've got a speed stroke coming down the front and then it extends onto the brim. You can see the white piping there along the front of the brim, which yells, you know,

I'm about to take an outfield catch. Yeah. You're about to process an online payment and you should have started what you knew. So, you had, which I think is the better. You have, don't know where this came from, but it is a robot steel services. It's a snapback. Obviously a lot more modern format,

the double studded snapback. Right. Top shelf, they're almost like a 950 if you're familiar with them. With a logo that screams it could be an NBA basketball hat. It looks a little bit like, who are we thinking of there? The Bucksmeow Walker Bucksmeow. But it's got it's got an orange, a black hat with a blue brim, an orange, navy, and silver embroidered logo that's row-bide steel services. So more nix colors. If you do, you do. It's nix isn't it? And, and gee, but it almost looks like, you know, it's

an abage. Yeah. There's a lot, there's a lot to love about this hat. It's tough and it's an abage. Yeah. There's a lot to love about this hat. It's tough, and it's in a badge format, first thing you'd like. But like... It's been a while since I've got... I've got Ian Huey Hueytson. Okay. Yeah. And it's been a while since I've seen them. Having to be... forgot it was my go-to.

No, no. No, no. Rocessing going through my brain. Have I thought about Huey? Since I've seen them having to be forgot it was my go no Rostressing going through my brain. Have I thought about Huey? Do you know Huey my mic? I mean you're very young. Yeah, I have thought of Huey in the last week actually last week Yeah, I can't remember who it was but someone Someone sent me like a screenshot of a YouTube video that was just an episode of Huey's cooking adventures. Wow, total chance. He went on some wild. You never knew where it was going to be. Usually outside near a harbor or something. No reason to be there, but it was a nice thing. I mean, when you're a producer, you're just going to jazz it up. This is back in the days where the show probably rated higher than mouth to share rates today. And it was just not in the afternoon.

Like back in those days, you get 100 million people watching the news. It was the golden year of television. Sophie, how do you? A hoi boys. Have a bit of Andy. No need. Thank you.

So tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. All right. Ben Majera from Jackass. Oh, OK. Oh, yeah. I do think I've thought of him. I went recently, I mean, because we've been in lockdown, it'd been in Melbourne. So I've been disappearing in a few rabbit holes.

Tony Hawk, I was looking at online and that led me into the jackass guys and how they started. Right. So I was watching a lot of the early skate videos. You would have got me so, but I'm sorry that has thought of him. It is tough, it's classic, because you are spending a lot of time just wandering through the interditor. Yeah, if it's an unlucky one, but I found him and all he's mates down a rabbit hole. He's dead. Current day, Bams.

He's gone, I think he's there. What's the recent tragedy for Bams? I don't know. I don't know. But we went vegan. He's quite claint. Like what? He's very claint. He's very claint. He's quite client. Like what he's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, Andy, things you've ever quicker player every day. Wakes up, thanks a knee. And he looks at the team photo from 81 to 2020.

And he's any individually thanks them for the service. With the lack of cricket, if you follow Cricket Australia, are they playing the shape of a highlights? And there was a Martin run out just recently. I think it was probably two weeks ago or three weeks ago on the Cr cricket Australia Instagram account So I did think of him but had me for a second Liam, but yeah, you're gonna be tough Gonna be tough

passing up a three-night ghost journal show going Indian player, but no more chance Although history they've had been showing you international highlights. So who would you have gone with? Saywag No, so thought of him as well. he's actually doing the whole watch as well yeah we will be here all day playing this game William Jasmine oh what are you oh my boys oh Jasmine um someone we haven't thought about all year um Miranda Kerr sorry yeah apologies for that half thought about her yeah yeah well, not as much as I used to. Sure.

That's revealing too much. I don't know. My wife is in skincare and her skincare company, Miranda does skincare as well, was mentioning the other day. And I was reading something and going, oh, that's interesting. She does it this way. My wife does it the other way,

not saying who's better, my opinion obviously, go to Bar Superior. Good, I'm Miranda for choosing to do it her way. And I'm with Zoe as well, that's two to one. That's who I'm done, sorry. We've got Ella, have we? A Hoi to you. Ella, a Hoi Ella, this has been a tough round.

Yeah. I'm, yeah, we're, we're, we're, we're hitting some unlucky cases of recognition or remembrance here. Who haven't we thought of this year, Ella? Oh, hi boys. I think that would be the poor man's version of the Wiggles, the Hoolie D'Aulies. Oh, you haven't thought of it at all.

Yeah, that's so fantastic. Well done. And there's a little bit of time to go, well, can you name his in the Hoolie D'Aulies? But not, it's not the point. And no one can. You would know who the Hool doly is, are they? I know who they are.

I remember them. And that's all that you have to do. Because if you went, you went, I don't sort of Steve from the hoolly doly. So I can't lie to you. It was a Steve. If someone said to me, do you know what the hoolly doly is are? I don't think I would have even known.

Yeah. Mark, did you grab on the hoolly doly? Yeah, I used to really like the hoolly doly's, but I have not thought of them since I was four. What, I just did you really like them at? Like four? Yeah. What was some of their big hits? The hoolly doolly song or something? Yeah, it sounds like you're making it.

Well, the great news is you've got yourself access to the caps. You've got the black wad if hat, the dark navy beehat or the black with the blue brim robyed steel services hat. Oh, hard choice. Not really. You may have missed the start. I think I did. Right, I guess the Steel Services. We won't bore you with a recap,

but there is a clear superior hat. Up to you though. What if BP or Robind Steel Services? I mean, why not the Steel service? Absolutely that. Fantastic. We'll wrap this up with Mark. Yeah, Mark, give us one. See if you can round it out. Your chance to pinch one of the two remaining dud hats. Mark, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're good. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hi, boys. How are we today? Very good. Oh, hi, hi, we go. All right. Good. Go back. Now Andy, DJ Havana Brown.

Have thought of her. Unfortunately, I'm reluctant to say I'm walking through a minefield here again next to the cricket as photos on Andy's bedroom. All I can attest there is an old. Are you all right? Yes. You haven't lit in just two for a while. And very really if you're for carving it into the wall Because then when you met your beautiful girlfriend back all those years ago

You couldn't Jimmy the the shrine out of the wall now backs. Obviously put a towel over it But you know what's behind the towel very Really if ever did I think of DJ Havana brown that was another lie that Hamish propagated but I believe it so much back and I discussed it the other day because I think she's released another song right I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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If it was commissioned, it certainly would mitigate your culpability a bit. Okay, let's give him a call. Hi. Okay, yes, great. How are you? How are you? Oh, good, how are you? We're doing great. Thank you for taking the call. Appreciate that the word has gone out that we need to have a quick chat to you. First question. This isn't, this isn't regards to something that's in the boy's toilets here, the men's toilets. So you might not even be aware of what this is. It's just occurred to me now as we're saying this sentence. In the men's toilets, there's a sign about washing your hands that says, got a stop sign and then it says, collaborate

and hygiene. Then it goes into a, she's really really, really, really, really. Do you have the same already? Do you have the same in the female thoughts? Yes, exactly the same. Right, so there's, seemed to have been printed on mass. You would be aware, Michael, that it's quite a long song, but it, um, I assume humorously and, and, and satirically educates people on all the benefits of hygiene, especially during the pandemic.

Yes, absolutely. And we, for a parody of the, the great vanilla ice song, we've wondered who had written it. We, the topic came up today on the show where they asked to write it, did somebody put it forward? Mike on the show thought it might be Will Roaston or Ralph. Ralph. my con the show thought it might be Will Roaston or Ralph and on which side of the tracks you grew up. Now we talked to Will, he, it's not him.

It wasn't him, he's aware of it. He's aware of it and he thought, oh, maybe Michaela had to do it. Did you have to do it, Michaela? I didn't actually. Yeah. We stole the idea from Perth. What?

Wow! So, hang on. This is exactly something. This sign exists in Perth. So, it has an important, humorous piece of hygiene from a gambler. So, the general manager's meeting with all the heads of state come together. It's very pandemic, someone's bought this up. I'm tea-walking.

We're in quite a funny way of keeping the company safe. And we've seen great results in Perth. Yeah, that's true, actually. I mean, it would have been results based there. If only Perth had shared this with Melbourne a little earlier, you wouldn't have the desire to the Sun fold it. So someone in Perth has written it and then at some kind of upper management meeting,

they've gone, a tea-walk is doing great guns for us over here in Perth has written it and then add some kind of upper management meeting they've gone a tea what's doing great guns for us over here in Perth is this vanilla rice parody and a portion of green hands and a sanitary song and then you guys have gone oh girl I'll have one of those we'll order one of those. Oh, I presume six for all the bathrooms. Do you get a half does? How many were printed off? I printed off 20 because So that's why we're all washed with them because some boffing and pervs come up with it

Okay, do you is it you're understanding mccale event? I mean we're podcast one is part of obviously a larger conglomerate Southern Cross of the stereo which has headquarters in every major capital city around Australia Would these these be Australia wide? These these this song? I'm sure it absolutely should be, you know, it's obviously done wonders in person, wonders here. So, you know, Australia wide, put it out to all markets, absolutely. And so and you really you see the benefits of a big company that yeah, you've got something works one spot. And you go, well, second, get that to all markets. Mikaela, were you in the meeting when you saw it come out? When it was pitched. I was on an email and they took photos everywhere of the one sign and said,

you know, it looks great here, it looks great here. And just so many options and locations to put it. I just thought, all right, well, I'll print it. Okay, well, hang on, did they send you the word doc or did you have to write it out from the photo? I had to zoom in and write it out word by word because I'm going to read it. Right, so in a way, you did write it. So, Michaela, there's been some criticism of the final couple of lines suggesting it doesn't rhyme would would would I mean I've got a question I got quickly get it my question Michaela is do you think it didn't rhyme in the original or was the photo you were zooming in on

Eliza go take a photo of her Do you send the girls toilet as well? Michaela did you did it did it originally not rhyme? Or do you reckon? Yeah, do you recall seeing that line as you were describing it? As you were describing it. When you were trying to zoom in on the photo,

was the photo quality not good enough and you had to pretend to make up the last two lines? The line, the line, the last line did not rhyme. Absolutely did not. And I thought, well, I can't change it because there's so much pressure on this one sign. Well, exactly. If it's gone to the top and a clota in an Australia wide meeting, this idea is great. So you knew it could be improved, but you were...

What a dilemma for you to be in here. Did these things getting all this hype? Yeah. Yet at the same time, it's not exactly perfect. It's like going to the launch of the Mona Lisa and going, oh, no eyebrows. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it.

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level not since r&b Friday is coming fromelaide has there been something so significant? Yes, I've done that. Change the game to this guy. Here we go. Appreciate that, Lazy. Here we go. Stop covering this. Long, long, long, long, long, long. OK. I would have stopped you.

I don't know. Just wash your hands on James or go. Social distancing is an important feature. Just remember, don't know your work mate. LAUGHTER Hi, man. You. Yeah. Yeah. You had every right to change that.

It sounds like it might have been a cool one. Social distancing is an important feature. Just remember, don't be a dirty creature. Or something like that. You're right. It sounds like it's come from a school like teacher. And it's been repurposed. Social distancing is an important feature. Don't hug your classmates or your teacher. that would just generally be a big thing.

No, I don't. I reckon that's probably where it came from. You reckon it's coming out of... And someone at Perth School, a huge pilot, is pretending to be a fighter doctor. Yeah, I'm good. Someone's good. Drop their kids off, seeing it, photographed it. Put it up at work.

That's what's happened. Thank you so much. Thanks, guys. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Thank you. Ando, Mike, since you're here, as a presiding judge, we are in the middle of a buildup to a formal grilling.

That's right. We touched on this two weeks ago. With the excitement of the loyalty cards and stuff, it didn't feel right going on a downer. We want people to know that we are obviously still investigating the cheating scandal from episode 100. We have not come to a conclusion. The tribunal hearing was not deemed conclusive,

which means we do move to a formal grilling. The formal grilling will not be on this episode. We looked for a human light detected still looking. She didn't pass master. No. But yeah, what's the latest there, hair? Well, as we build up to the formal grilling, which is when we will have Nick back on, who, Nick is charged, not by us, but by the people, the listeners of the podcast. He's charged with having some level of either spreadsheet or computer-aided searchability.

Is that your understanding of the charge? Mark, I mean, you're across this stuff. Yeah, there's a lot of people writing in and like he could have searched the podcast and happened, things like that. Plenty of options available. His special skill, his claim, special skill of being able to know what each special skill was in every episode and if that skill was successful or not and what episode that skill appeared in. So maybe that was a clue to that.

He had like a three way way of displaying his skill sort of stinks of searchability. Like we said, we believe Nick at this stage, we have to end up. Because the whole show is based on the honesty system. And he's got a coin that has been frozen at the moment. He's not able to. Maybe we're one of the show policies we can't do this, except for in the juping game. Yeah. And that I hope that hasn't been broken. A lot of things are coming to light as we prepare for the form of grilling. I would like to bring something to the table. It's a bit of a lengthy email that I think it's important as we look at who Nicholas Mullin is as a human being. Okay, so this is a different dive.

So this is from a young man called David, David Brankle Lion, a valued and respected member of the podcasting community who went to school with Nicholas Mullin. So he put this force as a character reference. He goes, look, I'm writing in regards to the current scandal unfolding with the H&A coin, the special skill, special skill scandal, which are now referred to as the SS, SS, SS. Okay. Five SS. I'd like to put a character reference for the defendant Nick, Nick Nicholas Mullen. I was in the same class as Nick during the year 2006. So fairly hefty. He's a lot of times observed Nick.

Absolutely. I've attached photo evidence, which is a school photo of grade one from 2001 without Nicholas Mullin in it, but he does highlight and read absent Nicholas Mullin. Because this clearly paints a picture of a weasel, getting out of school photo day. Okay. Must be very nice. So at that stage, I'm like, well, I love school photo day. We're reaching a bit here.

We need to go, you know, because this kid wasn't an easier one photo, he'll grow up to be a gentleman. Yeah. But he continues. Look, I remember an incident. When I was at Nicholas's house for a sleepover, we took out his electric scooters. Brackets must be very nice. For a ride.

I crashed and did some damage to the scooter. When we returned home, Nick's father asked about the damage to which Nick replied that he had crashed the scooter. Nick's father saw the scratches on my arms and we all knew that Nick was lying. Whilst he was noble for covering for me, that does not take away from the fact that he is a liar. Ah!

Ah! Ah! So at first, really, this was like, okay, he's painting the picture here of a noble man, but no, he's trying to throw a new gun to the bus as a liar. But I mean, he lied for noble reason. Yes.

Funnily enough, when you say character reference, I always thought it was gonna be glowing, but I suppose he can get people like to have a go at the, yeah, I just submit a character reference for the prosecution. I, uh, example two, I gave Nick my favorite necklace. It had green and black beads and a cool pendant for $8. I said he didn't have the money.

He was going to give it to me the next day. I believed him because I thought Nick was my friend. Nick never gave me any money. He is a liar. Okay, that was, that's more, and this is all a legend though. I mean, we don't know, um, if David, if that, that's more... And this is all alleged though, I mean, we don't know. Yeah. If David...

That's David Brank Alliance version of events. I'd be interested to get Nicholas Mullins version of events, but the $8 deficit remains for the necklaces. This is the... I mean, I think I feel like he saved item number three here, like, this is the knockout. Finally, I was lucky enough to go out with Nick and his father on their boat. Must be very, very, very nice. We cruise the harbor and docked at the beach where he's further presented us with some

salad sandwiches for lunch. We took them and went for a walk on the rocks. And neither one of us really wanted to eat the salad sandwiches. When we were out of sight of his dad, Nick suggested that we throw the sandwiches away. We did. Upon returning to the beach, Nick's dad asked how the sandwiches were. Nick said that they were delicious. Nick said that he was doing an idea of it. We're dealing with a man that would ingorexfully say a salad sandwich was delicious. when we know for a fact. He didn't need it. Never touched his leg. Well, that definitely means we should go for

for the formal grilling. I think so. Now I assume Nicholas will hear this. He might present a defense, but I feel like I had to be floated. Yeah, well rather than a defense to those actions, because we can't have a tribunal within a tribunal. We can't be that chasing me, but the necklace or the salad sandwich. But if he would like to suggest someone to give him a positive, um, I mean, very open for hearing that. I think that's fair.

I think that's actually what he has to do now is he has to come up with someone to come forward to give three glowing examples of him from his childhood. Yes. Okay, great. And then we'll, after that, we'll see what we take this thing. Yeah. Listener.